Gilbert and Sullivan (1953) - full transcript
The common career of W.S. Gilbert,a barrister turned comic writer, and Arthur Sullivan, a classic composer turned converted against his will to light music, who wrote fourteen operettas between 1871 and 1896, to great public acclaim.
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There must be so many
much more amusing ways
of spending Saturday
afternoon than at Crystal Palace
That is precisely why Papa
insisted on the Crystal Palace
Grace,it's really all your part
for allowing Mr Sullivan to
fall in love with you
Everyone agrees that one day Mr Sullivan
will be our greatest composer of music
I'm proud to be inspired his affection
You can wake up now,Willie
Fine composition,Gilbert
You should make a point
of hearing it sometime
I shall tell Sullivan,it's damned
sprightliness to another world
I was so proud of you,Arthur,so very proud
When can we be married?
-One day
-Soon?
Your old professor from
Leipzig was enraptured
There are no heights of music,
which you may not scale,he says
How soon?
You were right,great music for me,
will you not Arthur?
Grace
Oratories,symphonies,serenades
and grand,grand opera
When can we be married?
Soon,I said soon
Arthur,what is Mr,what was his name,
Mr Gilbert doing at the Crystal Palace?
Gilbert?
I invited him there, you know
And the man with him?
D'Oyly Carte
Another theatrical person?
Arthur,you are not working
again with Mr Gilbert?
-Well
-Arthur!
Grace
I wish I could make you understand,
what am I beside you? A nobody
Only the son of poor Lambeth
bandmaster,with nothing but my music
I freely admit I'll turn my hand to
anything to make our marriage possible
last week if you must know,I
I sold half a dozen pot boilers to
Mr Chapel at five guineas a time
Pot boilers?
Grace
What is it?
And I thought I was helping you
You are,you know you are,it was
for you that I wrote my oratorio
And from all the stories in the Holy
Script,which did you choose?
The Prodigal Son
Unless I have the means how
can I ever approach your father?
When you worked with Mr Gilbert
once before,was it successful?
I admit "Thespis" didn't do too well
How will another failure help you?
-But D'Oyly Carte think..
-Darling,Arthur
If you really love me you'll go
your theatrical friends this very night
and tell them that you are sorry but
you cannot compose their comic operetta
How can I? I've already started it
You were taught by the
pupil of Beethoven himself
You must learn to dedicate
yourself to your art
religiously,like the great masters
the theatre,dearest Arthur,
is not your world
Grace,are you there?
Yes,Papa
Our guests are waiting for you,my dear
Then I must go them,Papa,must I not?
I'm afraid Mr Sullivan has to leave us
He has a very important appointment
Curious girl,Grace, do you
understand her,Mr Sullivan?
Well,Sir I.
I don't
Never else her mother either
She seems to think you
are a genius,are you?
Well,Sir..
I hope not, a genius so often has
to be supported,by his father in law
But,Sir,I wouldn't dream of approaching you
unless I have the means of supporting Grace
Assure me you have means that
there was an early prospect of
let's be exceedingly modest,
a thousand a year?
Thousand a year?
There you are my boy
I hope you are not going to feel
that you are not welcome here
you are a brilliant fellow they've told me
Though I must say I feel happier if
you were on the stock exchange,eh
Well,consider it,my boy,consider it
Think it over
-Good Night,Sir
-Good Night,Mr Sullivan
Mind you
Two thousands a year would be better
Sullivan,my dear chap,congratulations,
congratulations
Your first batch of music is really superb
Gilbert and I are absolutely delighted,
aren't we,Gilbert?
We are indeed, and I know
what I'm talking about
I once succeeded in distinguishing
“Pop! Goes the Weasel” from
"God Save the Queen"
The point is can you be ready
with the rest by the next week
I'm sorry,gentlemen,but I can't do it
We have to make the week after then
No,you misunderstand me
Well,if you can manage it earlier,
I'm presenting it on the 25th
What?
With a new opera by Offenbach
Stiff competition,you know Offenbach
we have to try to beat the
Frenchmen at his own game
I'm sure you will
What Offenbach can do,Sullivan can do
Offenbach made a fortune
Yes,what I mean
why shouldn't the two of you start
a new school of English light opera
Why not,indeed,I have no personal
objections to making a fortune
Gilbert?
Speaking of Offenbach
How much would you say he makes a year?
I think of thousand out of London alone
Thousand a year?
Probably two
Two thousands a year
I mark that Allegro vivace should go
faster like this,let me show you
Wait,please
I felt sure you would come,Mr Sullivan,
but I had nearly giving you up
There were no cabs in
this rain,where is Grace?
It's no use,Mr Sullivan,I assure you
Lettie,is that Mr Sullivan?
Grace,what happened?
Why did you leave like that,Grace,
without a word?
There was no chance to explain
I could forgive you for squandering
your gifts on triviality
it was wrong and wicked
yet I did forgive you,but when
I saw you glory in it
Grace,I beg you
I watched you conducting your little
operetta,I saw you afterwards out there
bobbing and bowing,and,also
I could scarcely believe my eyes
I saw that you were proud of it,
you were in your element
you liked it,Arthur,you actually liked it
Grace,Grace,Grace
You must listen to me,Grace
Well,well,Good Evening Mr Sullivan,
or is it Good Night
Good Morning to be absolutely accurate
Sir,I must talk to Grace at once
It will serve no purpose
Sir, she has just declared
that she'll never forgive me
What more my boy,she undoubtedly means it
So you don't understand
Nor do you therefore we are on equal terms
Sir,I must have one last word with her
Take my advice,my boy,
have one last word with me instead
I got a very good idea
you sit yourself down there,I won't
be a moment,don't run away
"You soon get used to the looks
and a very nice girl you find her
She may very well pass for forty-three
in the dust with the light behind her"
Capital little tune arioso, my boy,
hold that moment will you?
Thank you
"I'm a judge,and a good judge too"
So I am hopeful,if nothing else
I fear you are right,Sir,
I don't understand her
I suppose she wanted a Bach and
found he was only a Offenbach
No pun intended
Here is to you,Mr Sullivan
Your health,Sir
If it is any consolation to you,Arthur
I suppose I can call you Arthur
now when we are not to be related
if there is any consolation to you
I think you might have had
a lucky escape,you know
How can you say that,Sir?
Well,genius,Arthur,isn't the
delicate plant Grace thinks
oh no,no,no,it's as hardy
as a Jerusalem artichoke
Grace would have begun by mothering
but ended by smothering
It is curious situation,isn't it,Sir?
We are a curious slavery,my boy
Grace wanted me because of my art
you rejected me because I have no means
now she won't have me and
I suppose you would
Like a shot,like a shot as you garb
wherever marrying me,my boy
there is only one thing to do
What's that ,Sir?
Finish the bottle
It is proposed that Gilbert and Sullivan
shall enter into partnership with
D'Oyly Carte,Sullivan and Gilbert's fees
to be four guineas per performance for each
opera the profits to be equally divided
How's that?
I don't think we need a formal contract?
No,no,no,of course here we are
Are we too early?
No,of course not Mrs D'Oyly
To seal the contract
Happy Thoughts,Mrs Gilbert
Thank you
I remember gentlemen you mustn't
work me too hard,this is only a side line
Of course,the college of
music must come first
We are very lucky to have got you at all
Here's to the partnership
Come on, Grossmith ,let's give it a try
Come on,Sir,we'll promise
Go on,say something,Sullivan
Oh,no words by Gilbert
Shall I tell them why we
are going to America?
Why not
At this moment in New York eight pirate
companies are presenting our HMS Pinafore
In Philadelphia is presenting
a German version
Chicago is presenting
a negro version
No one is presenting our version
And what's makes even more heartbreaking
is no one is paying us a penny
for presenting any version
Shame
Are we going to take this shocking
state of affairs lying down?
Are we?
No
What are we going to do?
To begin with we are taking
our own company of Pinafore over there
I knew there was some reason why
we were going the United States
And then my dear Gilbert,you may recall
we are going to do something that
we've never done before
We are writing an entirely new comic opera
Which is to have its opening night
in New York,instead of London
What's it about?
Pirates,Madame
Let's hear something from it
I beg you pardon,Captain
Sing us a song from the new opera
What as?
You brought it upon yourself,
you know
you really don't know my voice is like
Did he know he had one?
Go to your piano,my dear fellow
Ladies and Gentlemen in our
new piece we introduce
the no warm but hither to neglected
figure,the British policeman
Girls,girls,quiet,please
Mr D'Oyly Carte
-Good Evening,ladies
-Good Evening
Mind the intrusion but I simply
had to come and thank you personally
for your wonderful contribution
to our great success
Are you all looking forward for
going home to your mama?
It should be lovely getting back
to London and the old theatre
The old theatre
Ladies.Don't you think that
the opera comique is a little small
for the Gilbert & Sullivan company now?
Why? Are we going to move,Mr D'Oyly Carte?
I can't tell you that ,it's a secret
All right,between the seventeen
of us,you won't say a word?
No
I'm sure you won't
I have bought a site in the
Strand for a completely new building
within a couple of years and a couple of
operas,we shall have our very own theatre
The Savoy
-Good Night,ladies
-Good Night
And a very happy trip over
I know I can rely absolutely
on your indiscretions
Aren't you ready yet, dear, Good gracious,
I've been waiting for half an hour
What have you been doing?
It's only half past seven
Oh Willie
I do wish you wouldn't work yourself
out of such a state on every first night
You don't seem to realize,dear,
this is no ordinary first night
Carte built this theatre specially
for us,if Iolanthe fails
in the full glare of this
confounding new electric light
you find yourself married to a ruined man
Dear,dear,dear
We ought to had a fortnight
extra rehearsal at least
Why don't you go away sit
down and smoke a cigar
Sullivan is enough to
undermine anybody's nerve
He is not at all well,as you
know,he is a sick man
He will get about hobnobbing with
half the crowned heads of Europe
leaving everything till the last moment,
what's the result?
He has to sit up all last
night,scoring the music
And very nice music, it is too
Willie,I do wish..
I don't feel like a cigar,the distractions
scaring me in the face
Brandy and soda then
Are we going to celebrate afterwards?
Arthur Sullivan is giving
a party at Romano's
We certainly are not, I'd soon
think of celebrating a first night
as I would have forthcoming amputation
of the hip joint,do hurry up
-Hello,Jenny
-Good evening,Mr Sullivan
Good evening
The best,glad to meet you
-Arthur
-Ellen
My dear,how do you feel?
Feeling better every moment
The ozone of the theatre
It's nothing like it
How is he Louis?
He should never have come out,Madame
Nonsense,how is the house,
that's much more important
Wonderful,come and see,
everyone will be here tonight
The Prince of Wales,Duke of Edinburgh,
Mr Gladstone,Oscar Wilde,Mr Irwing
They are singing the Pirates
-Good Evening,Grossmith
-Good Evening,Mr Gilbert
-How are you feeling?
-I'm a bit nervous,I'm afraid
You mustn't be nervous,you
are playing the Lord Chancellor
Lord Chancellors are never at a loss
No,I suppose not
And you must remember,nervousness always
communicating itself to other people
Yes,of course
I know you won't forget
that every syllable of the nightmare
song must be absolutely distinct
It is very good,Mr Gilbert
No man can do more than his best
No,Sir
I've just been putting Paul
Grossmith at his ease
Grossmith.Good luck old chap,
all the very best
Not that you've anything to worry about
you've always rise to the occasion
You really think so,Dr Sullivan?
Think so? I'm sure of it.Gilbert
hates first nights,I love them
Now you are quite sure you know what to do
On the first signal you turn down the
gas,on the second the electric power
The Royal Highness carriage
just entered the Strand
The Strand? Come with me
He Royal Highness
Royal Highnesses,Your Excellencies,
My Lords,Ladies and Gentlemen
Welcome to our theatre
The new home for the genius of
Mr Gilbert and Doctor Sullivan
This is the first time
that it has been attempted to light
any public building with the electricity
In order that you may judge the difference
I have withheld the electric lightning
until His Royal Highness gives his
gracious assent to the new illumination
Your Royal Highness
Thank you,thank you
Now some anxiety has been expressed
as to whether there is any danger to the
public,what is termed an electrical shock
but as you will see,the lamps are
quite safe and easy to handle
however,some of you may ask,
supposing the lamps were to break
surely then they would danger of fire
As you can see quite untouched
Well done,well done
Thank Goodness for that
Quite ready
Good Luck
-Going out ?
-I'm going out for a long walk
Be ready to take out the house light
Ten past nine
The night mare song
Yes,Sir
Large nightcap and soda
Beg you pardon,Sir
Large brandy and soda
Be a minute,yes,Sir
Four pence ,please
What?
That'll be four pence,please,Sir
Sir!
Cab! Cab!
Faster
Thank you,my dear fellow,thank you
Thanks
Congratulations,Mr Gilbert
Thank you,thank you
-May I congratulate you,Mr Gilbert
-Thank you,my dear,you were charming
My Queen of the Fairies
My friends of authors
Congratulations,Willie darling,
it went wonderful
Thank you, my darling,what a relief,
I feel a different man
Grossmith,my dear fellow,how
did the night mare song go?
Marvellously,thank you,
Mr Gilbert,a double encore
Capital,capital
What is it? Brandy
What happened?
He is ill
No,it's nothing,nothing, a little giddy
Sit down a minute
-Pillow
-No,this will do him much more good
-There you are
-Thank you,Gilbert
He had no sleep for three nights
How are you feeling now?
Much better
He should never have come,Mr Gilbert
Rubbish,Louis,rubbish,
I'm perfectly all right
Louis,put him to bed and call a doctor
Yes,Madame
Is he all right,Mr Gilbert?
Yes,of course
Just a bit overtired,be all
right in the morning
Mr Sullivan's carriage
Would you like us to come with you?
No,no I'll be all right
Oh,Gilbert,my supper party at Romano's.
Would you look after it?
Of course,I'll see to it,don't
worry about that
Sorry,Gilbert
Look after him,Louis
Yes,Sir
Poor Sullivan,amazing
Too much for him,you know?
All too much for him
Well,now come along everybody,
Romanos,Romanos
We must celebrate
That's better.Where was I?
I hope you forgive me,my dear Gilbert
Oh,yes,my dear Gilbert,
I hope you forgive me
but it is the first time a new plot
of yours has not appealed to me
Frankly your idea of a magic lozenge is
one that I cannot bring myself to swallow
Although I'll be only too glad
to resume my happy collaboration
on a story of really human
interest and probability
Meanwhile there is no hurry
as I accepted an invitation
to compose a dramatic cantata for
the Leed's festival for which my friend
Joseph Bennet the eminent critic
is adapting Longfellow's beautiful
poem the Golden Legend
so very much is expected of me
by the world of serious music
that I must devote myself during the
coming weeks to this ambitious work
How does that sounds to you?
I'm more delighted than I can say it
Gilbert is not going to like this,you know
Your friends are asking themselves
what are you going to give us?
Another Pirates or Pinafore
that will be dead and forgotten
in another ten years or a stream of
glorious harmony that will live forever
What's wrong with both?
Oh,Arthur
Will you see that this goes over
to Mr Gilbert by hands at once?
Yes,Sir
It's almost half past,Sir
What?
Good heavens,so it is
Well,I must be going
No,my dear Joseph there is no need for that
No,I must not take up your time,it is too
valuable and we haven't much time to spare
My dear Arthur,the path of the
two Arthurs is beset with temptations
Thank you
I'm glad you are devoting yourself
to work of a more earnest character
-Au revoir
-Good Bye,Joseph
Louis,preserve your master
from distractions
we are expecting great things of him
Yes,Sir
To resume our happy
collaboration on a story
of real human interest and probability
Human interest and probability?
My dear Sullivan
Willie,darling
I thought you might like some coffee
as you don't seem to be coming to bed
How does it feel to be married
to a transcendent genius?
I suppose I'll always taken
it for granted, dear
-Milk?
-Thank you
Kitty,I had a magnificent idea
How nice,biscuit?
Will you telephone Sullivan for me?
But it is past midnight,Willie
He never goes to bed
Are you there?
Metropolitan Exchange 3684 please
I'll give him human interest
and probability
-Yes
-Sullivan,can you hear me?
It's you,Gilbert
-I've got something to read to you at once
-What?
I'm sending my carriage
But I'm working,I'm in bed
Never mind,get up
Get dressed,we are going to Japan
Capital,bravo
May I ask ,what was it?
From Mikado
Another comic opera?
Well,yes
Well,thank you ladies,that was
very nice,that'll for today
Good Bye,Dr Sullivan
Thank you,Dr Sullivan
Thank you,Sir
Such a lovely tune
I thought you might like to know
that Her Majesty the Queen
has graciously consented
to attend the first London performance
of the Golden Legend
The Queen?
That is of course if you ever
have time to finish it
Gilbert
What is it,D'Oyly Carte?
I think you ought to know,I've
still haven't heard anything from Sullivan
You mean he hasn't fit the music?
Not a crotchet
But he promised me faithfully
here we are the first full costume
rehearsal and still three numbers missing
I shall speak to him on the
telephone at once
I have tried that, apparently Louis
can't get him near the machine
-That's absurd.Give me my hat
-Yes,Sir
You keep the mettle,Carte
The time has come to extract these
numbers from Sullivan if necessary by force
Arthur Sullivan,Doctor of Music
First Principal of the National School
of Music,for services to music
Doctor Sullivan,Your Majesty
Good Morning,Doctor Sullivan
I'm very pleased your name has
been submitted by the prime minister
for recognition of your music,
which we all so greatly admire
Your Majesty is most gracious
Sir Arthur
May I say so,Arthur,how greatly
I admired your cantata
the Golden Legend,I frequently play
passages from it on the pianoforte
I'm deeply honoured,Mam
Why don't you write a grand opera?
A grand opera,Madam?
You do it so well
Yes,Mam
Ladies and gentlemen,to the new opera
To Ruddigore,may it be the best yet
We all drink to that
Ruddigore what a score
What a title of it
Gilbert,what would you say
our doing a grand opera together
A grand opera?
Yes,one of them
I though Gilbert might like
to write the book
My dear fellow I'm tremendously flattered
but whoever heard the word grand opera
always the triumph of sound over sense
If I don't hear my words you
know how it upsets my digestion
I only raised the point
because I thought I'd like to write
in a new field for a change
Quite so,I understood perfectly
A field where the music doesn't
have to take second place
Second place?
The second place for the words
You are joking
You know I believe in serious
you are not suggesting that's
what happened with me,are you?
But everyone knows that,Gilbert
What? My dear Sullivan you can't
expect me to take you seriously
Are you really under the impression
you've been effacing yourself
during the last twelve years?
I can assure you that time after time
I have had to reduce my music
to a mere "rumpti-tum"
so every syllable of yours could be
heard at the back of the gallery
You've getting a touch of the sun,
you'd better put your hat on
My dear fellow,anyone can tell you that
I always had to play second fiddle
While my words been consistently drowned
by your first fiddle more than
your confounded fiddle
Gentlemen,please think of the company
I am thinking of the company
if Sullivan turns to grand opera,
they all will be out of work
I'm perfectly willing to go on
as we are apparently he isn't
No one has the company more at heart
just because I refuse to consider
myself chained to comic opera
Very few people would object
being chained to a gold mine
A gold mine that may very soon be exhausted
I don't really see what's that
has to do with grand opera
It has this to do with it
I'm not content to go on with
the old way one moment longer
Then I am not content to
go in any other way
if we work together we must work as
master and master,not as master and servant
Exactly,so far it has always been Gilbert's
comedies with music tacked on by me
Tacked on? I do not what to say.How can
I reply to such preposterous nonsense
Don't try,Willie
Dear,this was such a happy occasion
I am sorry,Helen,but the truth
chooses its own time to come out
and the truth is I lost my liking for comic
opera and I'll have no more to do with it
Ladies and Gentlemen,I give you
Mr Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan
It would be nice if you would sat down
Sullivan is an hour and half late already
do you suppose he is coming
at all this morning?
Come,come,we both know better than that
After what what happened yesterday
there is no telling what he will do
Gilbert,do try to make allowances
Thank you,that was excellent
I'm terribly sorry to be so late
He is coming along
Shocking night
I apologize for keeping the company waiting
Good Morning,Sullivan
How are you?
I'd like to begin with numbers four
and five,if Mr Gilbert has no objections
Mr Gilbert has no objections to rehearsing
numbers four,five or any other number
Sir,Roderick Robin,callers and
ghosts,position,please
-Helen
-Yes,I know I heard
Don't worry,they'll never keep it up,
it will be all right after the first night
-Good Morning,Sir Arthur
-Good Morning,Sellier
Line after e gentlemen
Cab
Give us back,the Mikado
Give us back the Mikado
Whatever the press may say the
advance booking was excellent
I think we ought to tell that
to Gilbert and Arthur quickly
Yes,of course
Are you there?
Mr Carte want's to speak
to Mr Gilbert,please
What?
Has he?
Thank you
Apparently Mr Gilbert is not answering
the telephone this morning to anyone
Please telephone to Arthur
Sullivan immediately
Mr Carte,this is Louis speaking
Sir Arthur left this morning
What? Where to?
He took the first train for the Continent
Sullivan has gone abroad
What is the address?
I'm afraid he didn't leave one,Sir
All he said that he was going to devote
himself to work of more earnest character
Faites vos jeux ,Monsieurs,Medames
Helen,what are you doing here?
D'Oyly thought a little slug
would be good for me
to my belief it was quite right,I think
you've done rather well as you are, Arthur
How did you know I was in Monte Carlo?
It isn't tactless to quote Ruddigore
"Paragraphs got into all the papers"
Did they I didn't see them
Of course not you were applying
yourself to work of more earnest character
Really,Helen
Ruddigore is still running although
no one knows for how long
Helen,dear,I'm delighted
to see you,of course
if you come all this way with any idea
of trying to make me change my mind
-Have a little stimulant,Arthur
-A little one
You are going to need every drop of it
Helen,surely you can understand,
time is slipping by
already I've spent too much
of it on trifles
from now on I'm determined to devote
myself entirely to serious music
Believe me,we do understand,you
jump to the quite wrong conclusions
It is simply that D'Oyly has sent me
here to give you a small message
He has decided to build another theatre
Another theatre? What for?
He is going to call it the
Royal English Opera House
And I'm here,Arthur
to invite you to compose the first
grand opera to open the theatre
Are you serious?
Completely serious,D'Oyly is very
ambitious too,you know
Helen,Helen,how can I ever thank you
Then you accept?
Accept? Of course I accept,
I must leave at once
But there is time for coffee,the theatre
hasn't been designed yet
What? Oh yes,thank you black
So much to do I must see
D'Oyly about a subject
Have you ever read Scott’s Ivanhoe,
a magnificent story for a grand opera
If only one could find the
right man to adapt the book
Btw,Mr Gilbert is sending
his kindest regards
Gilbert ? You know,he would
never touch grand opera
Of course not,I merely indicating
he is willing let bygones be bygones
And in any event he is too busy
for his new libretto for the Savoy
I wonder if the young Pinero
What new libretto?
It's another comic opera,I think it is
the best thing he has done
It's a charming romance set in
the Tower of London,I think you like it
I'll what?
There is plenty of time
to do both,isn't it?
Helen
Sugar,Arthur?
Helen
You aren't by any chance trying
to bribe me with a grand opera?
I said,sugar?
On the desk
Helen
Thank you,thank you
What do you think of this?
The Royal English Opera House as it
will look in twelve months time
D'Oyly it's magnificent
Gilbert says it will never pay,
calls it Carte's Folly
Yes,but he admits that he and Arthur
has never worked together so happily
Thanks to our peace maker
Now Kitty,my dear,are you listening?
Yes,Willie
Very well,The Gondoliers,Act 1 Scene 1,
the curtain rises,the scene is Venice
Once upon a time,that's how
all the best stories begin
there were two gondoliers
there names were Marco and Giuseppe,
Giuseppe is the stout one
At last we have arrived at our destination
this is the Duke of Paris and it is
here the grand inquisitor resign
Until it is ascertained which of
you two gondoliers is to be king
I have arranged that you shall
reign jointly as one individual
as one individual like this
something like that
-Good Afternoon,Mr Gilbert
-Good Afternoon,James
-Good Afternoon,Madam
-Good Afternoon
It good to see you again
I hope you had a nice holiday in India
Wonderful,half killed me
An accident,Sir?
Gout
Oh,dear,Sir,I am sorry
This hasn't seen the inside of a boot
for the last three months
Tell Mr Shank that I like to
have a word with him,will you?
He's down at Shaftesbury
Avenue at the moment,Sir
Didn't he know we were coming home today?
It's all been repainted
So it has,got a new carpet too
That's right,Sir
Great improvement,I'll go straight
up to Mr Carte's office
Yes,Sir
Must have cost Carte a pretty penny
Don't rush after him,William
All right,don't fuss I'm still in what
humorously is referred as the private life
Carte is not here
I expect he is back stage then
I sent him a telegram,if there is one
thing Carte expects,it's a telegram
He is sure to be here in a minute
I think we both feel a benefit
if you sat down
Nobody there either
Come in,the place is inhabited after all
-Perhaps I was rather overstating it
-Yes,Sir
Tell Mr Carte that Mr and
Mrs Gilbert have arrived
He is not in,Sir
Where is he?
Shaftesbury Avenue
What is this devouring passion
for Shaftesbury Avenue?
He is at the new Opera House,Sir
The new opera house,I see
Tell Mrs Carte then
She is out too,Sir
Where is she? Thank you boy,that'll do
The new Mecca apparently
Never mind you can meet him tomorrow
I particularly want to see him today
here I am after months abroad
teeming with new ideas
Can you hear me?
This is Mr Gilbert,is Arthur
Sullivan in London?
He is,oh capital,will you?
Thank you
Savoy Theatre Quarterly Accounts,
copy for Mr Gilbert
Don't you think you ought to
put your foot up,my dear?
I feel more like putting it
down at the moment,dear
Quite bad enough,not being
met at the station
How on earth
Good Heavens,Carte deducted 4500 £
from our profit for so called expenses
he is actually charging us
500 £ for that new carpet
Hello,yes I certainly do,will
you connect him,please
Hello,Sullivan,how are you? Have you seen..
Where is he gone?
The new opera house,there
you have the answer in a nutshell
Kitty you take a carriage home
I have business to attend to
Do wait till you calm down,dear,
where are you going now?
I'm joining the gathering procession
to Shaftesbury Avenue
Where is Mr D'oyly Carte?
Up there,Sir
-Take me up
-What?
Don't argue,man,take me up
All right
Magnificent.If you think
of the classical music
should I feel we take out in gold
Quiet.Isn't it Gilbert? How are you,Gilbert
Back I see.What do you think of all this?
I must apologize for intruding
on your private Valhalla,gentlemen
I realize I'm only a figure
from the popular theatre
What's the matter Gilbert?
I have just left Savoy,you may
recollect that there is such a place
to find it deserted by the management
and other evidence of gross neglect
What do you mean,gross neglect?
Exactly what I say,if you
have seen these accounts
of course you haven't,
I always have to attend to them
Can't you get this thing down?
4500 £ deducted from our profits,
do you hear that,Sullivan?
I'm not interested
250 £ for a gondola, 150 £ for iron
mongering,iron mongerer,
capital,500 £ for that carpet the
carpet for the front of the house
while Carte has been building
his white elephant
you and I have been refurbishing
the Savoy fully unaware
White? Are you calling
this a white elephant?
Gilbert,I should be sorry to lose
the advantage of the production
of your future operas but the
earth doesn't contain the money
that will pay me to put up
with these sort of things
Very well,then,I'll write no
more for the Savoy
Wait for me,Warlock
Sir Arthur Sullivan,beg you
pardon Sir,I'm from the Chronicle
I was afraid you might be
-About these rumours,Sir
-What?
That your long partnership with
Mr Gilbert is likely to come to an end
I can't say anything now,excuse me
I'm merely insisting,Madame
that he has no rights to charge any
part of that carpet to Sullivan or myself
And I insist that it comes under
the simple heading of fair wear and tear
clause 7 of our agreement
Mumbo jumbo
I don't know quite what you are suggesting
-D'Oyly,Gilbert,listen to me
-Sullivan,please
No,let me speak.For over fifteen years our
three names have been linked in harmony,
wherever where our operas
are played,you often said that
Gilbert and Sullivan are as much a
national institution as Westminster Abbey
And here we are bickering
over the price of a carpet
Gentlemen,please remember
you are quarrelling in the very
theatre built out of your success
Listen why don't you take a
leaf out of your own book
The Gondoliers at two
Free from every kind of passion
some solution we must find,your
words,Mr Gilbert,your music Sir Arthur
Thank you,Helen
I'm sure we can forget
what been said and talk over our
difficulties calmly like reasonable men
I'm more than willing
All right,Carte you'll be reasonable first
I'm sure if Gilbert looks at it calmly
he is bound to see that
my attitude is reasonable
In other words no advance
on fair wear and tear
Don't you think we could forget
the carpet if only for a moment
Nothing would delight me more Madame
to shake the dust of clause
seven from our feet
besides we all know the carpet is
only a symptom of the disease
which has been rotting the fabric
of this partnership since 1883
If we must quarrel,at least can't
we quarrel in the present tense
I can well understand your reluctance
to embark on the past imperfect
I'm only reluctant..
So it has come to this end
It has
After fifteen years wonderful
association over a mere carpet
No,Madame,people may say so
but Sullivan knows and I know
that it goes deeper than that
I said it before and I 'll say it again
a cobbler should stick to his last
There is nothing more to be said
I'm physically and mentally ill over
this whole wretched business
Very well,God Day,Madame,Good Day Carte
I think you may find it was a mistake to
kick down the ladder by which you've risen
Dedicated by special permission to
Her Most Gracious Majesty The Queen
at whose suggestion this work was
written in grateful acknowledgement
of Her Majesty's kindly encouragement
by her humble and devoted
subject and servant,Arthur Sullivan
Thank you indeed,Sir Arthur I shall treasure
this always,such a very beautiful volume
So this work was written on my suggestion?
Indeed yes,Mam,Your
Majesty may perhaps recall
Yes,yes I believe I do
How very gratifying
I've been thinking it's time we
had a performance at Windsor
a stage can very easily be
erected in the Waterloo Gallery
and the company could be
brought down from London
It's an honour and a privilege,Mam
It shall be arranged shortly
Since the Prince of Wales
told me all about it
I have always wanted to see the Gondoliers
The Gondoliers,Mam?
Yes,of course I know all the
tunes very well already but..
What is it Sir Arthur?
Would it not be practical?
Certainly,Mam,of course
It's just I'm overwhelmed
The cobbler should stick to his last
Happy New Year,my dear
Happy New Year,Helen
You know,it's not everyone who is privileged
of watching the old year and the old
century go out hand in hand
The old century,Victoria's century
sad to see it go,so many
things has gone with it
I know what you are thinking
You always do
Sullivan and Gilbert?
Gilbert and Sullivan
They may come back after all
No,they are not even on speaking terms
Besides it's never quite be the same
This is a night for looking
forward,not back
You are right,come to think of it,
you always are right
The new century
To the new century
No,no.That wasn't how I taught
it to you years ago
Mr Gilbert!
Now,once again,please,and
I helped that man to escape
And I kept his secret
And pretended that I was
his dearly loving sister
That was much better,my dear
Punctuate,punctuate
Mr Gilbert,it's wonderful to see
you again after all this long time
I thought the quartet was
quite beautiful rendered
but you must remember your consonants
your ms and your ns and your ts
Mr Gilbert
-How are you?
-Good Afternoon,Mrs Carte
I came up to London
to lunch at the Garrick
as I happened to be passing
I thought I'd look in
We are all very glad that you did
Mr Cross,I think we might all have tea now
How's D'Oyly?
He is a little better,he got
up the first time yesterday
Good
-Been a long time
-Yes
I think the Yeoman was favourite,you know
Best thing Sullivan and I ever wrote
I hear he has been ill too
Very ill,indeed
-Is he back in England?
-Yes
-He got back last week
-Good,good
Poor fellow
He suffered a great deal
You know it is over two years since
he and I spoke to each other
That's nothing less than
a tragedy,Mr Gilbert
Things were never the same after our quarrel
nothing seemed to go right for us,you know
Is Sullivan coming to the
first night of our revival?
He might if you were to ask him
I?
I think it would mean a great deal to him
Can't you send him a message?
I really don't think that's necessary
-My dear Gilbert
-My dear Sullivan
I was lunching at the club
and happened to be passing
-So I heard
-Oh,did you?
I'm sorry to see you like this
Yes,he gave me up for
lost in the south of France
Prince of Wales sent his own doctor
but I am a good deal better
now as you can see
Yes,yes,quite yes,obviously
Gilbert,what would you say to
burying the hatchets once and for all
and smoking the pipe of peace
There is nothing I should
like more,just a minute
How's the gout?
That's taken a back feet,arthritis has
now moved up in the first place
Same old Gilbert
Couldn't we make this
a public reconciliation?
What do you mean?
Take our calls together on the first night
like we used to do,all three of us?
-Including Carte?
-Why not?
The old firm or should I say the infirm
This thing presents certain problems
Not at all Louis can wheel you off
What a trio of old crocks we pick up,
what we really need is three wheel chairs
So we..That's a brilliant idea
What?
We all take our calls in wheel chairs
Gilbert,you are quite right,three wheel
chairs it'll look wonderful from the front
It'll bring the house down
Helen,put down two wheel
chairs for the opening night
the the third one will do for D'Oyly
Yes,I heard you,I think
it is a charming idea
You can wheel D'Oyly on,Helen
Arthur,I don't want to hurry you
but I think it is time Louis
would taking you home
Already?
You know he has very strict
instructions,isn't that so,Louis?
I have Madame D'Oyly
I suppose orders is orders,looking
forward to give some moan again soon
-Good Bye Gilbert
-See you on Tuesday night
Rather I wouldn't miss
an opening for the rouse
Mr Gilbert,what do you
think of his appearance?
His appearance,Mrs Carte,
is of no consequence
what we couldn't stand would
be his disappearance
I got this to a tee now
Is Sullivan here?
It would be wise for him not
to come before the finale
Now let see,I should make my
entrance from the prompt side
Sullivan from the op like
we always used to do
when we had the full use of our legs
Carte I want you to go in
centre through the players
Yes,but I'd always have to
argue with the producer
but shan't I look rather prominent?
My dear fellow,that's the whole idea,
after all,you started it
So I think you are fine
-Where?
-Here
Get in my dear fellow,Cary
will you wheel Sir Arthur's chair in from
over there when I give the signal?
Mrs Carte,you wheel in
D'Oyly from over there
Right,positions,please
Ready everybody,right,off we go
Thank you Harry
Probably we are getting due for an encore
Sullivan is here
No,Sir
What is it,Louis?
We sent for the doctors at six,Madam
He asked me to give this to Mr Gilbert
He insisted
My dear Gilbert,I feel the
disappointment so very much
Good Luck to you all,three wheel chairs
would have looked wonderful from the front
How is he,Louis?
Are you sure you have everything?
No,no
Mr William Gilbert
Barrister of Law,Justice of the Peace
Deputy Lieutenant of
the County of Middlesex
playwright,for services to the theatre
Subtitles by Seglora
There must be so many
much more amusing ways
of spending Saturday
afternoon than at Crystal Palace
That is precisely why Papa
insisted on the Crystal Palace
Grace,it's really all your part
for allowing Mr Sullivan to
fall in love with you
Everyone agrees that one day Mr Sullivan
will be our greatest composer of music
I'm proud to be inspired his affection
You can wake up now,Willie
Fine composition,Gilbert
You should make a point
of hearing it sometime
I shall tell Sullivan,it's damned
sprightliness to another world
I was so proud of you,Arthur,so very proud
When can we be married?
-One day
-Soon?
Your old professor from
Leipzig was enraptured
There are no heights of music,
which you may not scale,he says
How soon?
You were right,great music for me,
will you not Arthur?
Grace
Oratories,symphonies,serenades
and grand,grand opera
When can we be married?
Soon,I said soon
Arthur,what is Mr,what was his name,
Mr Gilbert doing at the Crystal Palace?
Gilbert?
I invited him there, you know
And the man with him?
D'Oyly Carte
Another theatrical person?
Arthur,you are not working
again with Mr Gilbert?
-Well
-Arthur!
Grace
I wish I could make you understand,
what am I beside you? A nobody
Only the son of poor Lambeth
bandmaster,with nothing but my music
I freely admit I'll turn my hand to
anything to make our marriage possible
last week if you must know,I
I sold half a dozen pot boilers to
Mr Chapel at five guineas a time
Pot boilers?
Grace
What is it?
And I thought I was helping you
You are,you know you are,it was
for you that I wrote my oratorio
And from all the stories in the Holy
Script,which did you choose?
The Prodigal Son
Unless I have the means how
can I ever approach your father?
When you worked with Mr Gilbert
once before,was it successful?
I admit "Thespis" didn't do too well
How will another failure help you?
-But D'Oyly Carte think..
-Darling,Arthur
If you really love me you'll go
your theatrical friends this very night
and tell them that you are sorry but
you cannot compose their comic operetta
How can I? I've already started it
You were taught by the
pupil of Beethoven himself
You must learn to dedicate
yourself to your art
religiously,like the great masters
the theatre,dearest Arthur,
is not your world
Grace,are you there?
Yes,Papa
Our guests are waiting for you,my dear
Then I must go them,Papa,must I not?
I'm afraid Mr Sullivan has to leave us
He has a very important appointment
Curious girl,Grace, do you
understand her,Mr Sullivan?
Well,Sir I.
I don't
Never else her mother either
She seems to think you
are a genius,are you?
Well,Sir..
I hope not, a genius so often has
to be supported,by his father in law
But,Sir,I wouldn't dream of approaching you
unless I have the means of supporting Grace
Assure me you have means that
there was an early prospect of
let's be exceedingly modest,
a thousand a year?
Thousand a year?
There you are my boy
I hope you are not going to feel
that you are not welcome here
you are a brilliant fellow they've told me
Though I must say I feel happier if
you were on the stock exchange,eh
Well,consider it,my boy,consider it
Think it over
-Good Night,Sir
-Good Night,Mr Sullivan
Mind you
Two thousands a year would be better
Sullivan,my dear chap,congratulations,
congratulations
Your first batch of music is really superb
Gilbert and I are absolutely delighted,
aren't we,Gilbert?
We are indeed, and I know
what I'm talking about
I once succeeded in distinguishing
“Pop! Goes the Weasel” from
"God Save the Queen"
The point is can you be ready
with the rest by the next week
I'm sorry,gentlemen,but I can't do it
We have to make the week after then
No,you misunderstand me
Well,if you can manage it earlier,
I'm presenting it on the 25th
What?
With a new opera by Offenbach
Stiff competition,you know Offenbach
we have to try to beat the
Frenchmen at his own game
I'm sure you will
What Offenbach can do,Sullivan can do
Offenbach made a fortune
Yes,what I mean
why shouldn't the two of you start
a new school of English light opera
Why not,indeed,I have no personal
objections to making a fortune
Gilbert?
Speaking of Offenbach
How much would you say he makes a year?
I think of thousand out of London alone
Thousand a year?
Probably two
Two thousands a year
I mark that Allegro vivace should go
faster like this,let me show you
Wait,please
I felt sure you would come,Mr Sullivan,
but I had nearly giving you up
There were no cabs in
this rain,where is Grace?
It's no use,Mr Sullivan,I assure you
Lettie,is that Mr Sullivan?
Grace,what happened?
Why did you leave like that,Grace,
without a word?
There was no chance to explain
I could forgive you for squandering
your gifts on triviality
it was wrong and wicked
yet I did forgive you,but when
I saw you glory in it
Grace,I beg you
I watched you conducting your little
operetta,I saw you afterwards out there
bobbing and bowing,and,also
I could scarcely believe my eyes
I saw that you were proud of it,
you were in your element
you liked it,Arthur,you actually liked it
Grace,Grace,Grace
You must listen to me,Grace
Well,well,Good Evening Mr Sullivan,
or is it Good Night
Good Morning to be absolutely accurate
Sir,I must talk to Grace at once
It will serve no purpose
Sir, she has just declared
that she'll never forgive me
What more my boy,she undoubtedly means it
So you don't understand
Nor do you therefore we are on equal terms
Sir,I must have one last word with her
Take my advice,my boy,
have one last word with me instead
I got a very good idea
you sit yourself down there,I won't
be a moment,don't run away
"You soon get used to the looks
and a very nice girl you find her
She may very well pass for forty-three
in the dust with the light behind her"
Capital little tune arioso, my boy,
hold that moment will you?
Thank you
"I'm a judge,and a good judge too"
So I am hopeful,if nothing else
I fear you are right,Sir,
I don't understand her
I suppose she wanted a Bach and
found he was only a Offenbach
No pun intended
Here is to you,Mr Sullivan
Your health,Sir
If it is any consolation to you,Arthur
I suppose I can call you Arthur
now when we are not to be related
if there is any consolation to you
I think you might have had
a lucky escape,you know
How can you say that,Sir?
Well,genius,Arthur,isn't the
delicate plant Grace thinks
oh no,no,no,it's as hardy
as a Jerusalem artichoke
Grace would have begun by mothering
but ended by smothering
It is curious situation,isn't it,Sir?
We are a curious slavery,my boy
Grace wanted me because of my art
you rejected me because I have no means
now she won't have me and
I suppose you would
Like a shot,like a shot as you garb
wherever marrying me,my boy
there is only one thing to do
What's that ,Sir?
Finish the bottle
It is proposed that Gilbert and Sullivan
shall enter into partnership with
D'Oyly Carte,Sullivan and Gilbert's fees
to be four guineas per performance for each
opera the profits to be equally divided
How's that?
I don't think we need a formal contract?
No,no,no,of course here we are
Are we too early?
No,of course not Mrs D'Oyly
To seal the contract
Happy Thoughts,Mrs Gilbert
Thank you
I remember gentlemen you mustn't
work me too hard,this is only a side line
Of course,the college of
music must come first
We are very lucky to have got you at all
Here's to the partnership
Come on, Grossmith ,let's give it a try
Come on,Sir,we'll promise
Go on,say something,Sullivan
Oh,no words by Gilbert
Shall I tell them why we
are going to America?
Why not
At this moment in New York eight pirate
companies are presenting our HMS Pinafore
In Philadelphia is presenting
a German version
Chicago is presenting
a negro version
No one is presenting our version
And what's makes even more heartbreaking
is no one is paying us a penny
for presenting any version
Shame
Are we going to take this shocking
state of affairs lying down?
Are we?
No
What are we going to do?
To begin with we are taking
our own company of Pinafore over there
I knew there was some reason why
we were going the United States
And then my dear Gilbert,you may recall
we are going to do something that
we've never done before
We are writing an entirely new comic opera
Which is to have its opening night
in New York,instead of London
What's it about?
Pirates,Madame
Let's hear something from it
I beg you pardon,Captain
Sing us a song from the new opera
What as?
You brought it upon yourself,
you know
you really don't know my voice is like
Did he know he had one?
Go to your piano,my dear fellow
Ladies and Gentlemen in our
new piece we introduce
the no warm but hither to neglected
figure,the British policeman
Girls,girls,quiet,please
Mr D'Oyly Carte
-Good Evening,ladies
-Good Evening
Mind the intrusion but I simply
had to come and thank you personally
for your wonderful contribution
to our great success
Are you all looking forward for
going home to your mama?
It should be lovely getting back
to London and the old theatre
The old theatre
Ladies.Don't you think that
the opera comique is a little small
for the Gilbert & Sullivan company now?
Why? Are we going to move,Mr D'Oyly Carte?
I can't tell you that ,it's a secret
All right,between the seventeen
of us,you won't say a word?
No
I'm sure you won't
I have bought a site in the
Strand for a completely new building
within a couple of years and a couple of
operas,we shall have our very own theatre
The Savoy
-Good Night,ladies
-Good Night
And a very happy trip over
I know I can rely absolutely
on your indiscretions
Aren't you ready yet, dear, Good gracious,
I've been waiting for half an hour
What have you been doing?
It's only half past seven
Oh Willie
I do wish you wouldn't work yourself
out of such a state on every first night
You don't seem to realize,dear,
this is no ordinary first night
Carte built this theatre specially
for us,if Iolanthe fails
in the full glare of this
confounding new electric light
you find yourself married to a ruined man
Dear,dear,dear
We ought to had a fortnight
extra rehearsal at least
Why don't you go away sit
down and smoke a cigar
Sullivan is enough to
undermine anybody's nerve
He is not at all well,as you
know,he is a sick man
He will get about hobnobbing with
half the crowned heads of Europe
leaving everything till the last moment,
what's the result?
He has to sit up all last
night,scoring the music
And very nice music, it is too
Willie,I do wish..
I don't feel like a cigar,the distractions
scaring me in the face
Brandy and soda then
Are we going to celebrate afterwards?
Arthur Sullivan is giving
a party at Romano's
We certainly are not, I'd soon
think of celebrating a first night
as I would have forthcoming amputation
of the hip joint,do hurry up
-Hello,Jenny
-Good evening,Mr Sullivan
Good evening
The best,glad to meet you
-Arthur
-Ellen
My dear,how do you feel?
Feeling better every moment
The ozone of the theatre
It's nothing like it
How is he Louis?
He should never have come out,Madame
Nonsense,how is the house,
that's much more important
Wonderful,come and see,
everyone will be here tonight
The Prince of Wales,Duke of Edinburgh,
Mr Gladstone,Oscar Wilde,Mr Irwing
They are singing the Pirates
-Good Evening,Grossmith
-Good Evening,Mr Gilbert
-How are you feeling?
-I'm a bit nervous,I'm afraid
You mustn't be nervous,you
are playing the Lord Chancellor
Lord Chancellors are never at a loss
No,I suppose not
And you must remember,nervousness always
communicating itself to other people
Yes,of course
I know you won't forget
that every syllable of the nightmare
song must be absolutely distinct
It is very good,Mr Gilbert
No man can do more than his best
No,Sir
I've just been putting Paul
Grossmith at his ease
Grossmith.Good luck old chap,
all the very best
Not that you've anything to worry about
you've always rise to the occasion
You really think so,Dr Sullivan?
Think so? I'm sure of it.Gilbert
hates first nights,I love them
Now you are quite sure you know what to do
On the first signal you turn down the
gas,on the second the electric power
The Royal Highness carriage
just entered the Strand
The Strand? Come with me
He Royal Highness
Royal Highnesses,Your Excellencies,
My Lords,Ladies and Gentlemen
Welcome to our theatre
The new home for the genius of
Mr Gilbert and Doctor Sullivan
This is the first time
that it has been attempted to light
any public building with the electricity
In order that you may judge the difference
I have withheld the electric lightning
until His Royal Highness gives his
gracious assent to the new illumination
Your Royal Highness
Thank you,thank you
Now some anxiety has been expressed
as to whether there is any danger to the
public,what is termed an electrical shock
but as you will see,the lamps are
quite safe and easy to handle
however,some of you may ask,
supposing the lamps were to break
surely then they would danger of fire
As you can see quite untouched
Well done,well done
Thank Goodness for that
Quite ready
Good Luck
-Going out ?
-I'm going out for a long walk
Be ready to take out the house light
Ten past nine
The night mare song
Yes,Sir
Large nightcap and soda
Beg you pardon,Sir
Large brandy and soda
Be a minute,yes,Sir
Four pence ,please
What?
That'll be four pence,please,Sir
Sir!
Cab! Cab!
Faster
Thank you,my dear fellow,thank you
Thanks
Congratulations,Mr Gilbert
Thank you,thank you
-May I congratulate you,Mr Gilbert
-Thank you,my dear,you were charming
My Queen of the Fairies
My friends of authors
Congratulations,Willie darling,
it went wonderful
Thank you, my darling,what a relief,
I feel a different man
Grossmith,my dear fellow,how
did the night mare song go?
Marvellously,thank you,
Mr Gilbert,a double encore
Capital,capital
What is it? Brandy
What happened?
He is ill
No,it's nothing,nothing, a little giddy
Sit down a minute
-Pillow
-No,this will do him much more good
-There you are
-Thank you,Gilbert
He had no sleep for three nights
How are you feeling now?
Much better
He should never have come,Mr Gilbert
Rubbish,Louis,rubbish,
I'm perfectly all right
Louis,put him to bed and call a doctor
Yes,Madame
Is he all right,Mr Gilbert?
Yes,of course
Just a bit overtired,be all
right in the morning
Mr Sullivan's carriage
Would you like us to come with you?
No,no I'll be all right
Oh,Gilbert,my supper party at Romano's.
Would you look after it?
Of course,I'll see to it,don't
worry about that
Sorry,Gilbert
Look after him,Louis
Yes,Sir
Poor Sullivan,amazing
Too much for him,you know?
All too much for him
Well,now come along everybody,
Romanos,Romanos
We must celebrate
That's better.Where was I?
I hope you forgive me,my dear Gilbert
Oh,yes,my dear Gilbert,
I hope you forgive me
but it is the first time a new plot
of yours has not appealed to me
Frankly your idea of a magic lozenge is
one that I cannot bring myself to swallow
Although I'll be only too glad
to resume my happy collaboration
on a story of really human
interest and probability
Meanwhile there is no hurry
as I accepted an invitation
to compose a dramatic cantata for
the Leed's festival for which my friend
Joseph Bennet the eminent critic
is adapting Longfellow's beautiful
poem the Golden Legend
so very much is expected of me
by the world of serious music
that I must devote myself during the
coming weeks to this ambitious work
How does that sounds to you?
I'm more delighted than I can say it
Gilbert is not going to like this,you know
Your friends are asking themselves
what are you going to give us?
Another Pirates or Pinafore
that will be dead and forgotten
in another ten years or a stream of
glorious harmony that will live forever
What's wrong with both?
Oh,Arthur
Will you see that this goes over
to Mr Gilbert by hands at once?
Yes,Sir
It's almost half past,Sir
What?
Good heavens,so it is
Well,I must be going
No,my dear Joseph there is no need for that
No,I must not take up your time,it is too
valuable and we haven't much time to spare
My dear Arthur,the path of the
two Arthurs is beset with temptations
Thank you
I'm glad you are devoting yourself
to work of a more earnest character
-Au revoir
-Good Bye,Joseph
Louis,preserve your master
from distractions
we are expecting great things of him
Yes,Sir
To resume our happy
collaboration on a story
of real human interest and probability
Human interest and probability?
My dear Sullivan
Willie,darling
I thought you might like some coffee
as you don't seem to be coming to bed
How does it feel to be married
to a transcendent genius?
I suppose I'll always taken
it for granted, dear
-Milk?
-Thank you
Kitty,I had a magnificent idea
How nice,biscuit?
Will you telephone Sullivan for me?
But it is past midnight,Willie
He never goes to bed
Are you there?
Metropolitan Exchange 3684 please
I'll give him human interest
and probability
-Yes
-Sullivan,can you hear me?
It's you,Gilbert
-I've got something to read to you at once
-What?
I'm sending my carriage
But I'm working,I'm in bed
Never mind,get up
Get dressed,we are going to Japan
Capital,bravo
May I ask ,what was it?
From Mikado
Another comic opera?
Well,yes
Well,thank you ladies,that was
very nice,that'll for today
Good Bye,Dr Sullivan
Thank you,Dr Sullivan
Thank you,Sir
Such a lovely tune
I thought you might like to know
that Her Majesty the Queen
has graciously consented
to attend the first London performance
of the Golden Legend
The Queen?
That is of course if you ever
have time to finish it
Gilbert
What is it,D'Oyly Carte?
I think you ought to know,I've
still haven't heard anything from Sullivan
You mean he hasn't fit the music?
Not a crotchet
But he promised me faithfully
here we are the first full costume
rehearsal and still three numbers missing
I shall speak to him on the
telephone at once
I have tried that, apparently Louis
can't get him near the machine
-That's absurd.Give me my hat
-Yes,Sir
You keep the mettle,Carte
The time has come to extract these
numbers from Sullivan if necessary by force
Arthur Sullivan,Doctor of Music
First Principal of the National School
of Music,for services to music
Doctor Sullivan,Your Majesty
Good Morning,Doctor Sullivan
I'm very pleased your name has
been submitted by the prime minister
for recognition of your music,
which we all so greatly admire
Your Majesty is most gracious
Sir Arthur
May I say so,Arthur,how greatly
I admired your cantata
the Golden Legend,I frequently play
passages from it on the pianoforte
I'm deeply honoured,Mam
Why don't you write a grand opera?
A grand opera,Madam?
You do it so well
Yes,Mam
Ladies and gentlemen,to the new opera
To Ruddigore,may it be the best yet
We all drink to that
Ruddigore what a score
What a title of it
Gilbert,what would you say
our doing a grand opera together
A grand opera?
Yes,one of them
I though Gilbert might like
to write the book
My dear fellow I'm tremendously flattered
but whoever heard the word grand opera
always the triumph of sound over sense
If I don't hear my words you
know how it upsets my digestion
I only raised the point
because I thought I'd like to write
in a new field for a change
Quite so,I understood perfectly
A field where the music doesn't
have to take second place
Second place?
The second place for the words
You are joking
You know I believe in serious
you are not suggesting that's
what happened with me,are you?
But everyone knows that,Gilbert
What? My dear Sullivan you can't
expect me to take you seriously
Are you really under the impression
you've been effacing yourself
during the last twelve years?
I can assure you that time after time
I have had to reduce my music
to a mere "rumpti-tum"
so every syllable of yours could be
heard at the back of the gallery
You've getting a touch of the sun,
you'd better put your hat on
My dear fellow,anyone can tell you that
I always had to play second fiddle
While my words been consistently drowned
by your first fiddle more than
your confounded fiddle
Gentlemen,please think of the company
I am thinking of the company
if Sullivan turns to grand opera,
they all will be out of work
I'm perfectly willing to go on
as we are apparently he isn't
No one has the company more at heart
just because I refuse to consider
myself chained to comic opera
Very few people would object
being chained to a gold mine
A gold mine that may very soon be exhausted
I don't really see what's that
has to do with grand opera
It has this to do with it
I'm not content to go on with
the old way one moment longer
Then I am not content to
go in any other way
if we work together we must work as
master and master,not as master and servant
Exactly,so far it has always been Gilbert's
comedies with music tacked on by me
Tacked on? I do not what to say.How can
I reply to such preposterous nonsense
Don't try,Willie
Dear,this was such a happy occasion
I am sorry,Helen,but the truth
chooses its own time to come out
and the truth is I lost my liking for comic
opera and I'll have no more to do with it
Ladies and Gentlemen,I give you
Mr Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan
It would be nice if you would sat down
Sullivan is an hour and half late already
do you suppose he is coming
at all this morning?
Come,come,we both know better than that
After what what happened yesterday
there is no telling what he will do
Gilbert,do try to make allowances
Thank you,that was excellent
I'm terribly sorry to be so late
He is coming along
Shocking night
I apologize for keeping the company waiting
Good Morning,Sullivan
How are you?
I'd like to begin with numbers four
and five,if Mr Gilbert has no objections
Mr Gilbert has no objections to rehearsing
numbers four,five or any other number
Sir,Roderick Robin,callers and
ghosts,position,please
-Helen
-Yes,I know I heard
Don't worry,they'll never keep it up,
it will be all right after the first night
-Good Morning,Sir Arthur
-Good Morning,Sellier
Line after e gentlemen
Cab
Give us back,the Mikado
Give us back the Mikado
Whatever the press may say the
advance booking was excellent
I think we ought to tell that
to Gilbert and Arthur quickly
Yes,of course
Are you there?
Mr Carte want's to speak
to Mr Gilbert,please
What?
Has he?
Thank you
Apparently Mr Gilbert is not answering
the telephone this morning to anyone
Please telephone to Arthur
Sullivan immediately
Mr Carte,this is Louis speaking
Sir Arthur left this morning
What? Where to?
He took the first train for the Continent
Sullivan has gone abroad
What is the address?
I'm afraid he didn't leave one,Sir
All he said that he was going to devote
himself to work of more earnest character
Faites vos jeux ,Monsieurs,Medames
Helen,what are you doing here?
D'Oyly thought a little slug
would be good for me
to my belief it was quite right,I think
you've done rather well as you are, Arthur
How did you know I was in Monte Carlo?
It isn't tactless to quote Ruddigore
"Paragraphs got into all the papers"
Did they I didn't see them
Of course not you were applying
yourself to work of more earnest character
Really,Helen
Ruddigore is still running although
no one knows for how long
Helen,dear,I'm delighted
to see you,of course
if you come all this way with any idea
of trying to make me change my mind
-Have a little stimulant,Arthur
-A little one
You are going to need every drop of it
Helen,surely you can understand,
time is slipping by
already I've spent too much
of it on trifles
from now on I'm determined to devote
myself entirely to serious music
Believe me,we do understand,you
jump to the quite wrong conclusions
It is simply that D'Oyly has sent me
here to give you a small message
He has decided to build another theatre
Another theatre? What for?
He is going to call it the
Royal English Opera House
And I'm here,Arthur
to invite you to compose the first
grand opera to open the theatre
Are you serious?
Completely serious,D'Oyly is very
ambitious too,you know
Helen,Helen,how can I ever thank you
Then you accept?
Accept? Of course I accept,
I must leave at once
But there is time for coffee,the theatre
hasn't been designed yet
What? Oh yes,thank you black
So much to do I must see
D'Oyly about a subject
Have you ever read Scott’s Ivanhoe,
a magnificent story for a grand opera
If only one could find the
right man to adapt the book
Btw,Mr Gilbert is sending
his kindest regards
Gilbert ? You know,he would
never touch grand opera
Of course not,I merely indicating
he is willing let bygones be bygones
And in any event he is too busy
for his new libretto for the Savoy
I wonder if the young Pinero
What new libretto?
It's another comic opera,I think it is
the best thing he has done
It's a charming romance set in
the Tower of London,I think you like it
I'll what?
There is plenty of time
to do both,isn't it?
Helen
Sugar,Arthur?
Helen
You aren't by any chance trying
to bribe me with a grand opera?
I said,sugar?
On the desk
Helen
Thank you,thank you
What do you think of this?
The Royal English Opera House as it
will look in twelve months time
D'Oyly it's magnificent
Gilbert says it will never pay,
calls it Carte's Folly
Yes,but he admits that he and Arthur
has never worked together so happily
Thanks to our peace maker
Now Kitty,my dear,are you listening?
Yes,Willie
Very well,The Gondoliers,Act 1 Scene 1,
the curtain rises,the scene is Venice
Once upon a time,that's how
all the best stories begin
there were two gondoliers
there names were Marco and Giuseppe,
Giuseppe is the stout one
At last we have arrived at our destination
this is the Duke of Paris and it is
here the grand inquisitor resign
Until it is ascertained which of
you two gondoliers is to be king
I have arranged that you shall
reign jointly as one individual
as one individual like this
something like that
-Good Afternoon,Mr Gilbert
-Good Afternoon,James
-Good Afternoon,Madam
-Good Afternoon
It good to see you again
I hope you had a nice holiday in India
Wonderful,half killed me
An accident,Sir?
Gout
Oh,dear,Sir,I am sorry
This hasn't seen the inside of a boot
for the last three months
Tell Mr Shank that I like to
have a word with him,will you?
He's down at Shaftesbury
Avenue at the moment,Sir
Didn't he know we were coming home today?
It's all been repainted
So it has,got a new carpet too
That's right,Sir
Great improvement,I'll go straight
up to Mr Carte's office
Yes,Sir
Must have cost Carte a pretty penny
Don't rush after him,William
All right,don't fuss I'm still in what
humorously is referred as the private life
Carte is not here
I expect he is back stage then
I sent him a telegram,if there is one
thing Carte expects,it's a telegram
He is sure to be here in a minute
I think we both feel a benefit
if you sat down
Nobody there either
Come in,the place is inhabited after all
-Perhaps I was rather overstating it
-Yes,Sir
Tell Mr Carte that Mr and
Mrs Gilbert have arrived
He is not in,Sir
Where is he?
Shaftesbury Avenue
What is this devouring passion
for Shaftesbury Avenue?
He is at the new Opera House,Sir
The new opera house,I see
Tell Mrs Carte then
She is out too,Sir
Where is she? Thank you boy,that'll do
The new Mecca apparently
Never mind you can meet him tomorrow
I particularly want to see him today
here I am after months abroad
teeming with new ideas
Can you hear me?
This is Mr Gilbert,is Arthur
Sullivan in London?
He is,oh capital,will you?
Thank you
Savoy Theatre Quarterly Accounts,
copy for Mr Gilbert
Don't you think you ought to
put your foot up,my dear?
I feel more like putting it
down at the moment,dear
Quite bad enough,not being
met at the station
How on earth
Good Heavens,Carte deducted 4500 £
from our profit for so called expenses
he is actually charging us
500 £ for that new carpet
Hello,yes I certainly do,will
you connect him,please
Hello,Sullivan,how are you? Have you seen..
Where is he gone?
The new opera house,there
you have the answer in a nutshell
Kitty you take a carriage home
I have business to attend to
Do wait till you calm down,dear,
where are you going now?
I'm joining the gathering procession
to Shaftesbury Avenue
Where is Mr D'oyly Carte?
Up there,Sir
-Take me up
-What?
Don't argue,man,take me up
All right
Magnificent.If you think
of the classical music
should I feel we take out in gold
Quiet.Isn't it Gilbert? How are you,Gilbert
Back I see.What do you think of all this?
I must apologize for intruding
on your private Valhalla,gentlemen
I realize I'm only a figure
from the popular theatre
What's the matter Gilbert?
I have just left Savoy,you may
recollect that there is such a place
to find it deserted by the management
and other evidence of gross neglect
What do you mean,gross neglect?
Exactly what I say,if you
have seen these accounts
of course you haven't,
I always have to attend to them
Can't you get this thing down?
4500 £ deducted from our profits,
do you hear that,Sullivan?
I'm not interested
250 £ for a gondola, 150 £ for iron
mongering,iron mongerer,
capital,500 £ for that carpet the
carpet for the front of the house
while Carte has been building
his white elephant
you and I have been refurbishing
the Savoy fully unaware
White? Are you calling
this a white elephant?
Gilbert,I should be sorry to lose
the advantage of the production
of your future operas but the
earth doesn't contain the money
that will pay me to put up
with these sort of things
Very well,then,I'll write no
more for the Savoy
Wait for me,Warlock
Sir Arthur Sullivan,beg you
pardon Sir,I'm from the Chronicle
I was afraid you might be
-About these rumours,Sir
-What?
That your long partnership with
Mr Gilbert is likely to come to an end
I can't say anything now,excuse me
I'm merely insisting,Madame
that he has no rights to charge any
part of that carpet to Sullivan or myself
And I insist that it comes under
the simple heading of fair wear and tear
clause 7 of our agreement
Mumbo jumbo
I don't know quite what you are suggesting
-D'Oyly,Gilbert,listen to me
-Sullivan,please
No,let me speak.For over fifteen years our
three names have been linked in harmony,
wherever where our operas
are played,you often said that
Gilbert and Sullivan are as much a
national institution as Westminster Abbey
And here we are bickering
over the price of a carpet
Gentlemen,please remember
you are quarrelling in the very
theatre built out of your success
Listen why don't you take a
leaf out of your own book
The Gondoliers at two
Free from every kind of passion
some solution we must find,your
words,Mr Gilbert,your music Sir Arthur
Thank you,Helen
I'm sure we can forget
what been said and talk over our
difficulties calmly like reasonable men
I'm more than willing
All right,Carte you'll be reasonable first
I'm sure if Gilbert looks at it calmly
he is bound to see that
my attitude is reasonable
In other words no advance
on fair wear and tear
Don't you think we could forget
the carpet if only for a moment
Nothing would delight me more Madame
to shake the dust of clause
seven from our feet
besides we all know the carpet is
only a symptom of the disease
which has been rotting the fabric
of this partnership since 1883
If we must quarrel,at least can't
we quarrel in the present tense
I can well understand your reluctance
to embark on the past imperfect
I'm only reluctant..
So it has come to this end
It has
After fifteen years wonderful
association over a mere carpet
No,Madame,people may say so
but Sullivan knows and I know
that it goes deeper than that
I said it before and I 'll say it again
a cobbler should stick to his last
There is nothing more to be said
I'm physically and mentally ill over
this whole wretched business
Very well,God Day,Madame,Good Day Carte
I think you may find it was a mistake to
kick down the ladder by which you've risen
Dedicated by special permission to
Her Most Gracious Majesty The Queen
at whose suggestion this work was
written in grateful acknowledgement
of Her Majesty's kindly encouragement
by her humble and devoted
subject and servant,Arthur Sullivan
Thank you indeed,Sir Arthur I shall treasure
this always,such a very beautiful volume
So this work was written on my suggestion?
Indeed yes,Mam,Your
Majesty may perhaps recall
Yes,yes I believe I do
How very gratifying
I've been thinking it's time we
had a performance at Windsor
a stage can very easily be
erected in the Waterloo Gallery
and the company could be
brought down from London
It's an honour and a privilege,Mam
It shall be arranged shortly
Since the Prince of Wales
told me all about it
I have always wanted to see the Gondoliers
The Gondoliers,Mam?
Yes,of course I know all the
tunes very well already but..
What is it Sir Arthur?
Would it not be practical?
Certainly,Mam,of course
It's just I'm overwhelmed
The cobbler should stick to his last
Happy New Year,my dear
Happy New Year,Helen
You know,it's not everyone who is privileged
of watching the old year and the old
century go out hand in hand
The old century,Victoria's century
sad to see it go,so many
things has gone with it
I know what you are thinking
You always do
Sullivan and Gilbert?
Gilbert and Sullivan
They may come back after all
No,they are not even on speaking terms
Besides it's never quite be the same
This is a night for looking
forward,not back
You are right,come to think of it,
you always are right
The new century
To the new century
No,no.That wasn't how I taught
it to you years ago
Mr Gilbert!
Now,once again,please,and
I helped that man to escape
And I kept his secret
And pretended that I was
his dearly loving sister
That was much better,my dear
Punctuate,punctuate
Mr Gilbert,it's wonderful to see
you again after all this long time
I thought the quartet was
quite beautiful rendered
but you must remember your consonants
your ms and your ns and your ts
Mr Gilbert
-How are you?
-Good Afternoon,Mrs Carte
I came up to London
to lunch at the Garrick
as I happened to be passing
I thought I'd look in
We are all very glad that you did
Mr Cross,I think we might all have tea now
How's D'Oyly?
He is a little better,he got
up the first time yesterday
Good
-Been a long time
-Yes
I think the Yeoman was favourite,you know
Best thing Sullivan and I ever wrote
I hear he has been ill too
Very ill,indeed
-Is he back in England?
-Yes
-He got back last week
-Good,good
Poor fellow
He suffered a great deal
You know it is over two years since
he and I spoke to each other
That's nothing less than
a tragedy,Mr Gilbert
Things were never the same after our quarrel
nothing seemed to go right for us,you know
Is Sullivan coming to the
first night of our revival?
He might if you were to ask him
I?
I think it would mean a great deal to him
Can't you send him a message?
I really don't think that's necessary
-My dear Gilbert
-My dear Sullivan
I was lunching at the club
and happened to be passing
-So I heard
-Oh,did you?
I'm sorry to see you like this
Yes,he gave me up for
lost in the south of France
Prince of Wales sent his own doctor
but I am a good deal better
now as you can see
Yes,yes,quite yes,obviously
Gilbert,what would you say to
burying the hatchets once and for all
and smoking the pipe of peace
There is nothing I should
like more,just a minute
How's the gout?
That's taken a back feet,arthritis has
now moved up in the first place
Same old Gilbert
Couldn't we make this
a public reconciliation?
What do you mean?
Take our calls together on the first night
like we used to do,all three of us?
-Including Carte?
-Why not?
The old firm or should I say the infirm
This thing presents certain problems
Not at all Louis can wheel you off
What a trio of old crocks we pick up,
what we really need is three wheel chairs
So we..That's a brilliant idea
What?
We all take our calls in wheel chairs
Gilbert,you are quite right,three wheel
chairs it'll look wonderful from the front
It'll bring the house down
Helen,put down two wheel
chairs for the opening night
the the third one will do for D'Oyly
Yes,I heard you,I think
it is a charming idea
You can wheel D'Oyly on,Helen
Arthur,I don't want to hurry you
but I think it is time Louis
would taking you home
Already?
You know he has very strict
instructions,isn't that so,Louis?
I have Madame D'Oyly
I suppose orders is orders,looking
forward to give some moan again soon
-Good Bye Gilbert
-See you on Tuesday night
Rather I wouldn't miss
an opening for the rouse
Mr Gilbert,what do you
think of his appearance?
His appearance,Mrs Carte,
is of no consequence
what we couldn't stand would
be his disappearance
I got this to a tee now
Is Sullivan here?
It would be wise for him not
to come before the finale
Now let see,I should make my
entrance from the prompt side
Sullivan from the op like
we always used to do
when we had the full use of our legs
Carte I want you to go in
centre through the players
Yes,but I'd always have to
argue with the producer
but shan't I look rather prominent?
My dear fellow,that's the whole idea,
after all,you started it
So I think you are fine
-Where?
-Here
Get in my dear fellow,Cary
will you wheel Sir Arthur's chair in from
over there when I give the signal?
Mrs Carte,you wheel in
D'Oyly from over there
Right,positions,please
Ready everybody,right,off we go
Thank you Harry
Probably we are getting due for an encore
Sullivan is here
No,Sir
What is it,Louis?
We sent for the doctors at six,Madam
He asked me to give this to Mr Gilbert
He insisted
My dear Gilbert,I feel the
disappointment so very much
Good Luck to you all,three wheel chairs
would have looked wonderful from the front
How is he,Louis?
Are you sure you have everything?
No,no
Mr William Gilbert
Barrister of Law,Justice of the Peace
Deputy Lieutenant of
the County of Middlesex
playwright,for services to the theatre
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