Get Up! (2003) - full transcript
A James Brown fanatic gangster decided to disband his own gang and see his long lost daughter before entering prison. Hoping to change his mind, his underlings planned to kidnap James Brown...
Produced by CINE QUA NON
NISHIDA Toshiyuki
TOKIWA Takako
YAMAMOTO Taro
KISHIBE Ittoku
Written by: HABARA Daisuke
IZUTSU Kazuyuki
Cinematographer: YAMAMOTO Hideo, J.S.C.
Film Editor: TOMITA Nobuko
Producer:. ISHIHARA Hitomi
Executive Producer:. LEE Bong-Ou
Directed by: IZUTSU Kazuyuki
Take it off, sweetie
Don't be shy
Where'd you play today?
The park
Oh, yeah?
Do you want coffee milk
or juice water?
Kaori. coffee milk is the best,
Say banzai, and up we go...
Motherfuckers!
Gimme that!
Learn how to use a gun!
Honey!
Honey, where's Kaori?
Kaori...
Come back here!
Honey! Honey!
Kaori, don't go out there!
You little punk!
Get up, you piece of shit!
I'll plug you right here!
You asked for it!
Who sent you?
C'mon, spit it out!
You serious?
Oops, inside-out!
Oh, great..
OK, time for work now
Yeah, me too
Got a show to appear in
You're home! Wait one sec..
This way?
She's home already!
Go ahead
You're joking
I'll call you
Wanna break up?
Serious?
I'm not ready yet
I'm not surprised
Let's go out for pizza again
I don't really like pizza
Not afraid of jumping, are you?
See ya
It's broken!
Sorry! So how was the
potato-digging field trip?
Wow, look at all these!
Pathetic
What is?
They're all the same!
Of course, you went
digging for potatoes
They're all the same!
Sure, okay..
What's going on?
All clean...
See, Ayumi, the stain's gone
Don't worry, I won't miss your
recital the day after tomorrow
Yeah, right
Has Mommy ever lied to you?
Yeah, you flaked on all those
invitations in that box
That was last year
wanna eat some bread, Ayumi?
-It's a bit cold
-Sure is
Listen to Ms. Sato
and be a good girl, OK?
You forgot this
Oh, thanks
That watch... It's so uncool
Then buy me a new one
Practice that song for your recital
Well, she's all yours
-Good morning, boss
-Morning
Morning, Ayumi
Did you shower?
Of course I did
Okabe, let's go
Nah, can't be you
Oh, um, here...
That was odd
Must be snowing up ahead at this rate
Just two more days 'til
they lock me up, huh?
Remember the Asakura boss?
After all those appeals,
he ends up in a prison hospital
Dumbass lawyer decides to claim
his client's got pneumonia
Should've claimed he had
the Ebola virus instead
Ebola, huh?
Freak out the entire prison
Well, I've already said my
farewells to everyone
I've got no regrets
Thanks for everything
Too bad we can't go to this
concert together one last time
Man, one last JB show!
When was our first one?
30 years ago, with that
special invitation
That's right!
God, I feel old
What I wouldn't give to
see JB one last time
Brother, it's not a twist
here, it's a thrust
Not a twist?
-Thrust
-A thrust, huh?
Don't hit me
Whoa, a ses machine...
Thrust!
-Again
-Thrust!
Excuse us
Can you let us through?
Hey, I got it
Here..
Pretty thing, eh?
Excuse me
Hey, a Hibari impersonator!
You must be Mori...
Who're you?
Sorry about this procession
Jimmy., that was a fine woman, huh?
Prime minister it's lunchtime
,
Be quiet, it's close...
Still trying?
The thing about the three
antinuclear principles is,
it's OK to possess them as long
as the intent is self-defense
You can't use them,
but you can keep them
Yes, hello?
Smuggled in by...?
A foreign actor?
I'm on it
A foreign.. actor?
Retrieve the goods at any
cost, is that correct?
Needless to say
If that thing gets into the
open, we're in big trouble
Let's eat pork cutlet
Let me repeat your order
-What the hell for?
-Haru!
It'll be just a moment
Don't forget extra grated
radish on his meal
Extra!
Don't repeat me
Hurry, now
-Hey
-Sir?
When's his pickup?
In 2 days, 8 AM
Pretty damn early, sir
We'll see you off to
the prison gate, sir
Awfully cold up there
We'll send some warm stuff
Man, 5 years...
By the time I get out, you'll
probably be married with children
I don't like kids, sir
Man's gotta live and die alone
We're disbanding
Huh?
I Want you all to leave
this life and go straight
Please reconsider!
I beg you, please reconsider!
Don't look at them!
Get outta here. brat!
,
Idiot! We should be leaving instead!
Sorry, kid
Here, take this... oops
Buy yourself a toy
No thank you!
Please, don't apologize!
I'm going to my dance lesson after this
Quit crying, you're a boy
You're going straight
so parents don't tell
kids to stay away
Haru, sit down
Taro., your family owns
a cannery, right?
Go home and help your dad
But...
I don't want to hear it!
Haru, your folks run
a noodle joint?
Go make noodles
Kenji, didn't you dream of
opening a karate school?
The plant's been shut
down for a while, sir
We didn't have earthquake insurance
And Dad ran away last year
Then get on a fishing boat
and go earn some money!
Um, my old man's noodles
are horrible, sir
Wouldn't dare touch 'em
It's no joke
Your mouth would rot!
We'd be lost if you abandon us!
We'd rather die than go straight!
It's final
I beg you, too
We're strangers now
I'll kill you if you
even dare say hi to me
Oh, I'll do it myself
Brother, I'll Watch
over the Habara clan
Boss! At least have
your meal, please!
Taro, you can have it
Radish contains dlastase
It's good for you
Actually, help me with this
Boss, can I go home after tonight?
Sure thing
Postcard from the tourism center
Really?
It's my old friend who was good
to me at the childcare center
Wants everyone to come, right?
Including that one
Boss, please...
Let's do it
Manager!
Sorry, the mayor wouldn't let me go
How's our food?
It was delicious
Beats that meal from last year, right?
Kaori, you definitely have taste
I brought this chei from Cannes
Wow!
It's all about authenticity
Sorry about our impersonators
By the way, the chef's
been my life-saver
No meal at home
You're still separated?
Of course
Don't give up
Boss, where's the hotel?
Oh. this is Okabe,
Okabe, meet "Mr. Laguna Jr.'
He graduated from a U.S. university
and was invited for opening of Euro Disney
The hotel? It's over there,
opening next year by the La Mercasa
Next year..?
We're defining a vision of the Orient
and zoning for guest needs, get it?
Which school?
Nippon University, drama major
went there 6 years
Let's go finish the contract
Sure
We're staying over there
See you later
Mr. Habara, may I come in?
Sure, come in
Here already!
Hey there, Daisuke
Oh, you cute little thing!
Premium chicken from Kagoshima
Daddy went and splurged for you
Sorry I can't take you
to prison with me
Been a while
I hate to bring this up,
but it's business
Well, of course
Sit on that
My fault for not paying
Let's just clear it all
off here, shall we?
Hey, Daisuke, what is it?
You like this man, huh?
Well, of course I'd like to pay, but...
I'll be straight
Your debt's going to expire
while you're in prison
Since you know that,
you're playing dumb
Isn't that right?
Jesus, he scared me
Daisuke, weren't you scared, too?
I don't know why he has to yell
Hey, go away...
Go away!
Mr. Ogata, did you hit your head?
Sounded painful
Ow...
Daisuke!
When are you going to learn?
You won't listen to Daddy?
Fine, come here
What the...?
Fine
I told you not to move!
Sorry, can you wait a moment?
I'll make him shut up
Just stay right there!
You made Mr. Ogata hit his head
He's in a lot of pain now
You let me down, understand?
It's for pissing me off
Sorry I have to do this
Good bye., now!
Wait a sec!
So how much did I owe you?
10 million yen
But forget it, it's fine...
Forget it?
You hit it again
You OK?
It's fine
Didn't I owe you 12 million?
You round down?
Just forget about it...
What in hell does that mean?
You crazy or something?
There he goes
Go home
Daisuke! Daisuke!
Are you happy? You happy?
Daddy's happy, too
Good job, the debt collector's gone
Thanks so much!
Ooh, cold...
Wait, I don't have time for this
OK, stop it there
Let's take a look
I'll show you
Not so much the hip,
but your arm extension here
Extend, then pull back
Extend, then pull back
-Try that
-OK
Jimmy, I'm tired
Let's take a break
Wanna break?
Let's break
OK, 5 minutes
-Takao
-Sir?
Give my regards to
the Fujimoto brothers
Is it true you're
breaking up the clan?
Ma'am, working up a sweat, huh?
I'll get my husband
I want you to keep these
February 4, '86,
the gown from the Osaka concert!
You'd just been paroled
That's right
Hey, you were living
with that Keiko gal then
-You remember that?
-Sure
Had a fling with her
Bastard, with my woman!
Forgive me
Brother, I can't take
that one from you
Treat it like my child
You're the only one I can trust
Brother...
If you're strapped for cash,
make a gold bar out of it
Then send me a gift at my
prison villa, will ya?
Brother, with a day and a half left,
anything you haven't settled?
For you., Brother, I'll do anything
Fool
Leave it to me
Wow, amazing
But I'm the only one in a suite?
It can get lonely in
such a big room, huh?
About my wife, my father's been
pressuring me to divorce her
Gosh, I could really use
some comforting right now
What's Wrong?
Are we supposed to eat this?
Right now?
A coconut crab from Okinawa
This crab's mustard is the best
Mmmm, delicious!
Here
Looks great...
Room service, I brought your tea
"Remember, back when we were young,
"Always chasin' after somethin"
Put that on tight, you idiot
-Precision!
-Yes, sir
Get outta here
Bro, are we really disbanding?
"Somethin' changed on the
other side of the glass...
"Whiskey coke..."
Dammit!
-Good day, sir
-Good day, sir
Should this look like
it'll cure cancer?
Hair-loss, not cancer
Leave the complaining
to the dumb bald men
Did the delivery come in?
Yes, over here
Hey, bring it here, hurry
Now where in hell are we
going to sell this off?
You'd rather die than
go straight, right?
But Uncle...
There's someone boss really wants
to see before going in the can
If he sees him,
he just might change his mind
We won't disband?
Well, who is it?
Someone hard to get
We'll do anything!
Who? Who is this?
-Wait, there's no hole
-Hey
Bo kidding
Those damn idiots
Bring me this person now
Oh, this way
Kaori...
And?
Bo mistake, James Brown's party has
the top floor here to themselves
-Big star., eh? Hey Kenji
-Sir?
Is he bigger than Yazawa?
About the same, sir
-You serious?
-Yes
"At six, he shined shoes,
"picked cotton in the fields..."
Quite a life!
So he had a tough life,
kinda like you and me
Went to reform school,
but I didn't pick cotton
The man's got grit
Looks like a Japanese folk singer
He starts serving time
the day after tomorrow?
Right
That concert in Nagoya...
Thank you, come again!
I wanted to go with him!
Look at this
Isn't it great?
He was born May 3, same as boss
This guy...
Know where he'll stay?
Well, usually at
the Westin. I think,
Tell us what you know!
All I know is that
his hair's a big deal
His hair?
What, is he gay like you?
Oh, be quiet!
I'm talking about...
one of those
Mitsu,
so what's the deal?
The thing about this dryer is,
someone will be...
Bringing it in!
Just like Mitsu said
Your salary's pretty
good, huh, Mr. Numata?
I rarely even get a bonus
Almost a million yen, no?
I can't even get a home loan
Can anyone with a license do this?
I reckon so
Reckon?
Yes, it's possible
Ever gone overseas?
Hawaii, just once
-Let's go
-Yes, sir
Wow, dumpling ears
Whoa. tall
,
Gosh, he's tall
Hey, that was easy
Tenth floor
Where you at?
Wait up, Kenji
What floor?
Fifth. sir
Stay there
Whiskey coke!
Who were they?
No one, probably
They looked like losers
The one with glasses?
Outta the way, please
Quick work, bro
Hurry and take him
Open it, Numata!
Kenji!
Help out, mister!
Hurry, close it!
Can we go home now?
572-35...
Look, James Brown
Let me do it
Here, have some meat
Eat meat while you can
OK, just a second
Takao., you're done
Thank you
Help out with Brother's
water plant tomorrow
Yes, sir
Excuse me
Take care
Liz, who is it?
Taro Yazawa
Hello, Uncle?
That James Brown guy...
We got him!
it was easy
Seriously?
I'm serious
What?
Shut up., loser!
Just ran into him!
Hold on
Dramatic, huh?
I love it
Hey., Tatsu!
Really?
I'll head over right now
Liz, I just realized what
a fine woman you are
Still doing it at night?
Crazy man
I'll be waiting, then!
Brother, where you going?
Just heading out
-Going home already?
-Yeah
We just ordered sushi
I'm too full
Say Takao, can you bring
me my coat and bag?
What did Taro say?
He got him
Got who? What?
What about a cot?
We didn't say cot
You did
No we didn't
,
You're so lucky
Jimmy, what's going on?
He got him!
Brother's going to cry from joy
Stop drinking these!
They're not yours
And no more ham, either!
Cheers
We had some problems in the Diet
last year, but it'll work out
We have a good relationship
with the ambassador..
Excuse me
OK, wait...
Abducted? By whom?
Well, find out immediately
Get the police on it if you have to
A third party can make
this complicated
The consulate's concerned
Hurry before it leaks!
Right away, sir
They've entered Osaka
Yes. we'll call back,
within two hours, sir
Cabinet Internal Affairs...?
What did my guys get
themselves into?
Perhaps the yakuza's involved
Those buffoons?
More like the Three Stooges
The Three... Stooges?
Never heard of them?
The Three Stooges?
Should we call the Unit?
Numata's served us for 20 years
He's as straightedge as they come!
It's top secret.,
so keep it confidential
Top secret!
They Won't get killed, will they?
Well done! Well done!
Haru, cut the engine
Uncle, it's this way
Hey., the truck's disappeared!
Who's this?
James Brown... right?
Good evening
Say that again?
Idiot! Is this some joke?
You boneheads!
You imbeciles!
What're you thinking?
Get outta my face!
Gama what?
Um, can we go home now?
Sing
Sing and dance for me
Jimmy!
Jimmy, this might work!
I doubt Brother would cry,
but I'll bet he'd laugh
It's the thought that counts, right?
That's what I was thinking
Now sing
Just play anything?
Here it goes
Jimmy, this'll work!
Brother would laugh for sure
I thought the same thing
But thanks, it was fun
Get rid of him
A fake is a fake
I'll take care of this
See you later, Tatsu
You got the address?
A patron at Mitsu's
salon got the info?
This guy from the ward office who's
been hitting on my brother Mitsu
Osaka's full of gays
The age of gays, huh?
Very impressive, these databases
All you needed was the name Kaori?
He searched for a Kaori
with a yakuza parent,
and it didn't even take 30 minutes
How convenient!
Check, please
-Thank you! Bill at counter!
-Right up!
She's near Fuchu?
Near the Fuchu Forest
Art Theater, I think
Art, eh?
She's surrounded by a forest?
If you see Kaori tomorrow.,
how long will it have been?
25...
No, 26 years., I think
Took her to the station in
Boss's Cadillac on a damn hot day
There was a small TV in that car,
and those gals were singing
Not the Candies, but...
Pink Ladies?
That's the one
She looked so happy watching
them, singing and dancing...
Singing "Pepper!" and "Chameleon!"
Looks like Willy missed
the last train today
Why didn't you fly him to
Tokyo with the others?
You know not to listen
to petty requests
He wanted to go to Kyoto
So he's eating dumplings now?
He said he wanted to try yatsuhashi
Like an American can
understand that taste?
The first bite's good
Oh, man!
Where did he go?
You know, you always fail in
crunch time, when it counts
Seeing the manager?
He's waiting, I better go
Good luck, it's crunch time
What should we do about 'em?
That alarm again!
Parking brake, OK
Damn bitch
Please set the parking brake
Let's sock 'em a bit
Let's see your driver's license
Inspection, all three of you
Video rental card OK?
Where you headed?
Well, we rarely get bonuses,
can't get a home loan..
It's tough
Home loan my ass
You have the goods?
The goods?
Give it up
Give what?
Who're you selling it to?
How much?
I'm confused
It's about money, right?
How much do you want?
Step out., please
Get out
We're going to frisk you
Wait! Want me to make octopus cake
out of you and feed you to the dogs?
He's an octopus connoisseur
Let's see your badges
It was upside down
How'd you learn about him?
Who do you work for?
I don't understand
What do you want from us?
Let us out too!
,
Shut up!
No, you shut up!
How much can you pay?
Let's see it first
See what?
You be quiet
Who the hell are you guys, anyway?
Hey, come back!
Kaori
A Dior! Gold, too!
It's perfect on you
You think so?
Just my personal taste
It's late, I need to make a call
Know why frogs croak?
Female toads lay their eggs near
the males with the best croaks
The male then straddles
the female. then..
squirts sperm on the eggs
You see, the females judge
the males with the best genes
based on their voices
How romantic!
I'll take notes later
well, big day tomorrow, good night
Kaori!
Need some antacid?
Nope
I'll take this
Croak, croak..
Frogs, whatever!
Any relatives?
Well, they're sort of...
She was a single mother, it seems
Thanks
Your mother, she fought hard
It'll be tough for her, being alone
It will
Wake up
Can you let us go now?
Hey, let's go, we're really late
Where are we?
What is this place?
Some impersonator show
Wanna check it out?
Let's wait for the
Stooges' fingerprints
Say,
who're the Three Stooges, anyway?
Hey, where did that come from?
He gave it to me
It's his taste
Nothing costs more than free
Why don't I hang it
from your nose instead?
Hey, where've you been, man?
Miss Kaori, I missed you
You give impersonators a bad rap!
Don't mess with this woman!
Okabe, interpret for me
Hello, is this Westin Hotel?
My name is Kanayama
James Brown's party, please
Just tell them it's Kanayama,
they'll know
Here, Haru
May I help you?
Please listen to me,
my daddy's got cancer...
Give it to 'em
He hasn't got much to live
Even now, in his delirium,
he's calling out "JB, JB!!'
Before he dies, I want him
to meet James Brown once!
By the way, how much would he..
Huh? Who am I?
I'm Haru's uncle
My brother's about to die
You can't answer right now?
I know Whitney Houston's
available for 10 million!
So tell me
What's it take for him to appear?
You listening?
You listening, dammit?
Hey, gimme a discount, asshole!
Answer me!
What's your answer?
Say something!
Sir, it's broken!
I know that, fool
Laguna Gama...
Gamagori...
Laguna Gamagori! Oh!
That dude might be worth some money
The cabinet guys kept asking
how much we wanted, huh?
Cabinet?
His business card,
it said "Cabinet Internal..."
something or other
Fool took my video rental card!
We can milk 'em
They were freaking out
If we go to Gamagori and
and snag this dude again,
we can turn it into cash
We can take that cash
and entice the real JB
Let's go to Gamagori!
You're listening to
"Dance, Dance, Dance"
it's the coldest day of winter yet...
Tough job for a woman?
I like driving
Got it from my father
He was a cab driver. too,
Is that right?
-Hey, miss, your name's Kaori?
-Yes
Same as my daughter
Spelled with different
characters, though
About to see her
A gift? Expensive melon there
Yeah, it is
No one will buy me that
unless I'm hospitalized
Don't be silly
Want one?
Oh, I couldn't
No, really
How old is your daughter?
By now... 31, I think
-Me, too
-Huh
She came out here to get married?
Wouldn't be out oi question
I haven't seen her in 25 years
Hope she grew into a
fine woman like you
Look at this
A picture of me she
drew when she was five
Not bad, huh?
Maybe she had artistic talent
What if she's another Picasso?
Don't matter what her job is
Be it a cab driver, a florist..
All I want is to see
that she's doing well
Oh. didn't mean to knock,
being a cab driver
All I'm saying is, you know,
as long as she's healthy and...
My father who raised me all by
himself just died last year
I put in his coffin a picture
I drew of him when I was small
before burying him
So when I saw that picture, I...
I'm so sorry for bring that up!
Oh god, I, I...
Oh, shut up!
On his last day, he got a melon..
Like these?
He gave it to me,
saying he won't need it
I shouldn't have bought this!
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
What a good daddy he was!
We're having a moment here!
Daddy, why'd you have to go!
It's a long story!
Have some patience, asshole
Move over. now,
Kaori, cheer up, OK?
I'll take it from here
Right here? Left?
Fine, I overreacted
Boss
Excuse us
I'm Kanayama from the Kanayama clan
I'd like to borrow that fellow there
With compensation, of course
I hope that's OK
I'm afraid not
No?
What is this?
Don't mess with us!
I'm sorry but we're busy
Hey hey!
Open up, faggot! You want some?
She's your type., right?
Go get her
I'll pull a smooth one
Interpret: What kind of
girls were you with last night?
I thought you're an artist! Hey!
Unbelievable!
Well, I'm sorry
It's the melon's fault
Kaori, hold on
Must be some kind of fate
Here, take this
-I can't
-C'mon, it's not much
Thank you very much
Kaori, good luck, OK?
Good luck to you, too!
Thanks, thanks
Guess I'll take my luck
to prison tomorrow
5 years ain't short
Oh, hi sweetie, mind if I
ask you some directions?
This place by Forest...
Fuchu...
What the...? What kind of parent
raises a kid like that? Sheesh!
Apartment 203...
There
Kaori Uehara
Man, I'm here!
What do I do?
Oh god, there's no turning back now
Mr. Konishi? Just a moment
Konishi? Who's Konishi?
I don't know any Konishi
How much was it, again?
Um...
God I missed you!
Do I know you?
Do you know me!
And you've aged so much!
Wait, what's going on here?
Of course you're surprised
I'm your father!
Wait, let me go, let me go!
I'm not letting you go anymore!
Please let go!
Just one thing
What kind of kid are you raising?
What on earth is this!
What do you think!
Calm down. Ms. Sato,
Ms. Sato?
-Right, this is Ms. Sato
-Ms Sato...
-Ms. Sato... I mean, Sato
-Ms. Sato
Yes, Sato
-You're Ms. Sato?
-Yes. Sato.
Oh, you're Sato!
-Not Kaori?
-No, no
What about Mommy?
So you are Kaori's daughter, then!
Stay out of this, Sato
There's a long story behind this
Sweetie, it's Grandpa!
What's your name?
Who're you calling?
Be quiet
Oh, sorry
Just loan us your James Brown
It's your fault he took off
You're stacked, aren't you?
Never in my life!
"That moment we met,
Something was watching over us.. "
Your head OK?
Hello?
Ayumi?
There's a strange man here
Is it Mommy?
What kind of man?
Funny face, saying funny things
Here, let me talk to her
Who is it?
Hello?
I told you not to open the door!
With strangers, you always assume
women are thieves, men are pervs!
Are you listening? Ayumi?
Call the police now!
Sweetie?
Let me talk to that man
Who're you?
Wanna mess with me?
I'll come pop you right now!
Punk, if you even touch that woman
I'll make you scream like a girl!
You wanna do it, huh?
Then come here right now!
You with a Family, huh?
Which clan? Who's your boss?
You a thug, too?
It's Hitomi...
Give it up, geezer!
Or I'll come over and
bust your entire clan!
Nothing for you to bust,
we've already disbanded!
Huh? You disbanded?
Worthless shit! Which clan?
You first!
Heard of Habara the Emperor?
I'm with the Habara Enterprise!
I am Habara the Emperor!
I'm Taro "the Mongoose," dammit!
Hello, Ayumi?
What do I do with this Tempura?
-Emperor
-OK, Emperor
Mommy's going to call the police!
Is Ms. Sato there?
Oh, well
Go away, you "Mongoose"
Um, Kaori?
Hello?
Ms. Sato?
Call the police immediately, thanks
Is everything OK?
Right...
Kaori, I heard you still
can't find your James Brown
What the hell?
You're seeing this guy?
As if!
As if?
You heard her
Now scram!
Your face makes me sick
You look like a frog!
What is it?
I told you to keep lunch open!
The kids are waiting in the car
Pardon the intrusion
Forgot this again
Kids...?
We invite kids from
a center every month
Dear, they're both looking forward
to eating frog for the first time
Frogs, too?
Oh, wow! A family of frogs!
Kaori, you have 5 minutes
If anyone's missing.,
the contract's void
Let's go
Are you serious?
But... manager!
He's headed for the ferry terminal!
You a frog, too?
Huh? Who're you?
The Mongoose! I'll eat you alive!
Even if we get him.,
what if the cabinet guys don't come?
They'll come
In fact, they're here
Same outfits again
Masao Kanayama, yes?
You left fingerprints
Your clan isn't even being tracked
Say, where's the third Stooge?
So how much?
We've got that black man
under our custody
Don't look
If that thing... gets out...
it's big trouble, isn't it?
How's one "stack"?
Come back with good news
Oh, and give Taro back his
video rental card, will ya?
He's been addicted to gangster films
Catch him no matter what
Say, a "stack" is a mil?
Idiot! It's 10 million!
100 million?
OK, so did you confirm the goods?
No? But that's priority!
What we need is the film
An American...
flag...
Star spangled banner...
Hey, Ayumi
Listen to me before
you buy the tickets
Eat everything in this lunchbox, OK?
It's OK to dislike things
Why's that?
You need likes and dislikes
to develop your individuality,
or else you'll get bossed around
and lead a boring life
You listening to me, mister?
That's what Mom says
Say, do I look like Mommy?
Not even close
Besides, look at these
Mom would never wear such
big, tacky foreign shades
Are you hurt?
A little
Jesus Christ!
Wait up! Just wait a sec!
Don't touch our talents!
That's negotiable
In exchange,
go out with me, for real
I... I've got a kid
Kids are like gems
I really hate yakuza
Don't judge on appearance
I bet your life's a mess, too
Very perceptive
True, my life's been a mess
I don't want to be in a mess! Bye!
Don't gimme that!
Ow, ow!
Good bye!
Man, that's a handful!
Here I come!
Kaori's here
But mister...
Mister? Say Grandpa!
Then why did Mom say
that you're already dead?
Dead? Who, me?
I wonder what she'll do
when she sees you
Let me ask you something
Did your Daddy, um, already pass on?
No, when Mom fell in love with Dad,
he was already married to someone,
so she couldn't marry him
Not in this world, anyway
What?
First half's almost over,
but no sign of him
Why call me, then?
May I?
Kaori? See, my wife's going
through some psychological...
I'll find him no matter what
Now I'm hell-bent, too
There!
The Pearl Ocean departs in 10 minutes
Tell him the packaged tour
from Japan cost 500,000 yen
Who cares about that?
A little lower
Say whiskey!
Say kimchee!
Willy, let's go!
You OK? Your heel came off
What's this?
Listen, I'm into you!
You OK?
It's wet!
Hey, I said I'm into you
Will you be quiet?
Bro?
What, empty-handed?
Good guess
What?
Shut up
Mommy!
Ayumi? Why are you...?
How'd you get here? With who?
Boss!
Good day, sir!
See, that man in the
big sunglasses...
You have to be kidding me
You, from that train..
How did you know we're here?
That man says he's your Daddy
Hello, Emperor
Mongoose., right?
Stay quiet for a moment
Kaori...
It can't be!
So pretty
Glad you take after your mom
You really know her?
She died, you know
I wanted to see you so bad!
Her father?
-Oh, I see!
-For real?
Sorry, I can't just call you Dad
You abandoned Mom and me
Kaori...
Quit saying my name
Why now! What do you want from me?
I've been alone all this time
Now I have a daughter, my own family
It's not a grudge or anything
It's just that I have my own life,
while you seem to be
doing well in Osaka
Let's leave it at that
Ayumi
Tell me, please
Just tell me what you want
Just leave me alone
We'll go home after the
second half., so be a good girl
We're going home?
You have a show to sing in
And mister?
He has his own life
First half went well!
You didn't even see it
They're just cheap imitations
Cheap?
James Brown and all,
they're all impersonators!
Just a bunch of buffoons
Buffoons, right
Be quiet, super senfor
We'll find him by dusk
and have a full team
Want to see the real deal in Vegas?
Go with your wife
Well, our buffoons have pride
You're a cheap imitation
of your dad, anyway
Doesn't match my cheap suit
It's not my style
If you're missing even one,
you won't get paid
You finally said it
Not finally
I remember now,
in that bathhouse incident,
a stray bullet almost hit Kaori
That war cost the
Juzo boss his woman,
the Tennoji boss lost his sister,
one after another...
It was non-stop funerals
When did your wife pass away, sir?
When he was doing time
for the second skirmish
No contact with Kaori since?
Just drop it
She doesn't know why you did it, sir
Talk to her. she'll understand
Brother
Getting all mushy on me now!
I'm just here killing some time
We'll go tell her, sir
I told you we've disbanded!
You fools can't understand
Sir, we may be fools,
but we know how a parent feels
What son wouldn't understand it?
Brother...
We need to talk
Me. too,
You're after this, right?
In return,
find Willy McFarlane for me
He has a show to perform
If I bring him,
will you talk to your father?
I'm here to work
Today's his last day
before he goes behind bars
Well, he brought that
on himself, right?
Hurry and go find Willy
No, not OK
I'm not drunk yet
Forget New York, let's dance!
we'll never win a war!
New York...
Hey, who're you?
Hey, where's the heel?
Can I help you?
Um, James Brown...
What about him?
I want his autograph
Autograph?
These are both Mori, right?
This one looks closer, huh?
This one
Looking for this?
Who're you?
I'm with James Brown
It's OK?
Sure, I was expecting you
That one looks closer, that one
Wish I could see the show
What was it? Drugs?
Diamonds
Ms Kaori Uehara?
You Went to the ferry terminal?
I believe you have a shoe heel for us
You better
I just handed it
To whom?
See the short little guy
who just left?
You government folks take so
long to decide, I sold it off
You really let it go?
Think I'm stupid?
Damn, he got me
Who the hell was he?
Mister, do you know James Brown?
James Brown?
I guess you wouldn't
Do I know him!
I'll show you
The hip goes like this!
That's James Brown
See, Mom's looking for James Brown
Looking for James Brown? What?
That's what I said
Huh? What?
She's in a pinch!
It's serious
Mr. Okabe
Just a sec. sweetie,
Is it true you're not paying us?
Read the contract
Are you too dumb to understand it?
Please, give us at least half
2 mil, 4 mil,
it doesn't matter to me,
but what can I do?
It's in the contract
We'd be ruined
After 6 years studying drama,
why don't you go up?
What, you didn't study?
He studied
Then who didn't?
This one! He bullies Mom,
and he doesn't even study
I'm not a bully..
I'm the manager
-The manager?
-Yes
You better pay my daughter
-Daughter?
-Yeah
Hold this for me
4 million., right?
Let's do it
Look, he's about to do something!
Let's put that track in
Hurry, put it in!
Listen up, fellas
Where's your heel, man?
Who're you?
Good evenin'
That wasn't bad, man
Hey, don't flatter me
I guess he's a James Brown
or something, too
Well, thank you very much!
Well, how was it?
Say something
It was great
Pay her, got it?
Yes
I can't hear you
Yes sir. I will!
I heard that, thanks
Are you going home now, mister?
Well, I was able to
see you and Mommy,
and I sang JB., too,
so I've got no more regrets
Listen to Mommy and
be a good girl, you hear?
Oh, let me give you this
Thanks for holding my bag
Take care
Grandpa!
-Thank you so much
-Sure
Grandpa!
Mom!
Look!
Isn't this your crunch time?
He's going to prison tomorrow!
Please, talk to him!
You're his daughter!
Go to him!
None of your business
You're his real daughter!
We're not even related to him,
but we love him like a true father
We're tighter than real families,
but you wouldn't know!
Just get out of here!
Don't ever show up again!
What would you know!
Boss went to every one of your Mom's
relatives and begged to find you,
but they wouldn't tell him
Did you even know that?
Daddy...
Daddy!
Daddy!
Kaori...
Daddy
I'm so sorry...
for leaving you alone so long
I'm sorry...
I'm truly sorry
Oh, stop it
Remember this?
Of course... your mommy's watch
Right
That watch...
You gave it to her when
I was born, right?
It's been on time for 26 years!
It's a Swiss watch
It's Seiko, actually
Oh, you're right, I remember now
Like this
Used to dance with Mommy
Forgive me
Very good!
It's like the Russian Cossack dance
Wow, good job! Way to go!
Ayumi, you studying English?
Yeah, in school
Are you really?
Ayumi, we're going to
be late for our train
Daddy, I'll come visit you., OK?
I'll go with you!
Don't be foolish
If only we had one more day...
Wish I could've seen you sing today
well, I'm already late anyway,
so I'll see you to the station
Who's here?
The hell do you want!
Trying to flee, Mr. Habara?
We weren't fleeing!
We have a warrant here
A warrant? I see...
Sorry to waste tax dollars
Ow, be gentle
Be quiet
Ow, ow!
We were about to report!
Trying to be Colombo?
Cheap suit
Fuck off!
Arrest these guys, too!
Don't touch me!
Let me wear my shoes at least!
Don't yank me!
Grandpa! Grandpa!
Say, since I pay your salary,
let me see my daughter off, will ya?
Is that too much to ask?
Whatever., take 'em away!
I can walk by myself
C'mon, my feet aren't even touching
This ain't rehab
Don't carry me
100 million, correct?
That's right
Enough for this much of road
Now hand it over
Hand what?
Don't fuck with us!
Let's go!
I'll take this
Stop the car! We have a special
school function to be at!
We have to go to Tokyo!
It's for school! You hear?
That's right! Stop it!
Jesus! Not like that!
Let's go!
-Help me up
-Boss!
-Let's get off
-Ayumi
-Jimmy!
-Uncle!
That "diamond" shined bright
Here, a "stack"
Superlegal action!
What's that?
Thanks to the fake JB,
you're a free man!
Did he write a petition for me?
You've been acquitted of all charges
I don't get it
Thanks to these!
What the...?
He looks familiar
It's the prime minister
Nice fetish
Diapers, eh?
Now I get it
What is it?
Means you can't judge
people on appearance
Oh, the train! We'll be late!
What? But I practiced so hard!
We met your demands
Hand over the film
Not so fast
Say, that superlegal.. action thing,
any chance we can try
one more of that?
Why not?
And this hurts
Better be on time, or else!
Use your propellers!
Brother, just one question...
I decided that as of today,
I'm retiring from yakuza
Don't give me that!
You want to stay in this life,
it's up to you
But we're done
Um...
Big change in attitude!
-Because
-Because what?
Still interested?
In what?
In going out with me
Well, of course!
Get on a fishing boat
Fishing boat?
Hit the sea for 6 months
and think about it
-Can you really be a Daddy?
-Daddy?
You have to rebuild the cannery, too
That's funny, in our last
meeting, I told Taro the same thing,
get on a fishing boat, right?
-Sure did, sir
-Right?
I'll run a pizza shop, then
Well, pizza is fine, but gee...
You won't get on a fishing boat
for me? That's too bad
Haru, so what're you gonna do?
I'll take over the noodle shop, sir
And you, Kenji?
I'll start a karate school
What about you, Taro?
I'll get on the boat!
Good boy!
Keep following us
I've got miracle water to sell
Pump up the volume!
You're hopeless
C'mon, Brother!
Why did he have to get these taken?
Can I see one?
That's the worst...
Just watch the road!
Should we be doing this?
Gotta help good citizens
at some point
Oh, darn!
Sorry, sorry
Sorry we're late
I'm sorry, ma'am
-You're the principal?
-Yes
You waited for us!
Thank you!
Who are these people?
No shoes allowed!
It's my father and his.. group
Yup, that's us
Excuse me, sir!
You see, basically,
they're all family
Should we take our socks off, too?
Are we treading barley?
What's this event about, anyway?
Sorry for my tardiness
What's going on!
Oops, I messed that up
Are you Ms. Sato?
This is fun!
Yes, sir
Presented by:.
Cine Qua Non, Dentsu, Happinet Pictures,
Good New, Memory-Tech, Artist Film
English subtitles by:. Taro Goto
NISHIDA Toshiyuki
TOKIWA Takako
YAMAMOTO Taro
KISHIBE Ittoku
Written by: HABARA Daisuke
IZUTSU Kazuyuki
Cinematographer: YAMAMOTO Hideo, J.S.C.
Film Editor: TOMITA Nobuko
Producer:. ISHIHARA Hitomi
Executive Producer:. LEE Bong-Ou
Directed by: IZUTSU Kazuyuki
Take it off, sweetie
Don't be shy
Where'd you play today?
The park
Oh, yeah?
Do you want coffee milk
or juice water?
Kaori. coffee milk is the best,
Say banzai, and up we go...
Motherfuckers!
Gimme that!
Learn how to use a gun!
Honey!
Honey, where's Kaori?
Kaori...
Come back here!
Honey! Honey!
Kaori, don't go out there!
You little punk!
Get up, you piece of shit!
I'll plug you right here!
You asked for it!
Who sent you?
C'mon, spit it out!
You serious?
Oops, inside-out!
Oh, great..
OK, time for work now
Yeah, me too
Got a show to appear in
You're home! Wait one sec..
This way?
She's home already!
Go ahead
You're joking
I'll call you
Wanna break up?
Serious?
I'm not ready yet
I'm not surprised
Let's go out for pizza again
I don't really like pizza
Not afraid of jumping, are you?
See ya
It's broken!
Sorry! So how was the
potato-digging field trip?
Wow, look at all these!
Pathetic
What is?
They're all the same!
Of course, you went
digging for potatoes
They're all the same!
Sure, okay..
What's going on?
All clean...
See, Ayumi, the stain's gone
Don't worry, I won't miss your
recital the day after tomorrow
Yeah, right
Has Mommy ever lied to you?
Yeah, you flaked on all those
invitations in that box
That was last year
wanna eat some bread, Ayumi?
-It's a bit cold
-Sure is
Listen to Ms. Sato
and be a good girl, OK?
You forgot this
Oh, thanks
That watch... It's so uncool
Then buy me a new one
Practice that song for your recital
Well, she's all yours
-Good morning, boss
-Morning
Morning, Ayumi
Did you shower?
Of course I did
Okabe, let's go
Nah, can't be you
Oh, um, here...
That was odd
Must be snowing up ahead at this rate
Just two more days 'til
they lock me up, huh?
Remember the Asakura boss?
After all those appeals,
he ends up in a prison hospital
Dumbass lawyer decides to claim
his client's got pneumonia
Should've claimed he had
the Ebola virus instead
Ebola, huh?
Freak out the entire prison
Well, I've already said my
farewells to everyone
I've got no regrets
Thanks for everything
Too bad we can't go to this
concert together one last time
Man, one last JB show!
When was our first one?
30 years ago, with that
special invitation
That's right!
God, I feel old
What I wouldn't give to
see JB one last time
Brother, it's not a twist
here, it's a thrust
Not a twist?
-Thrust
-A thrust, huh?
Don't hit me
Whoa, a ses machine...
Thrust!
-Again
-Thrust!
Excuse us
Can you let us through?
Hey, I got it
Here..
Pretty thing, eh?
Excuse me
Hey, a Hibari impersonator!
You must be Mori...
Who're you?
Sorry about this procession
Jimmy., that was a fine woman, huh?
Prime minister it's lunchtime
,
Be quiet, it's close...
Still trying?
The thing about the three
antinuclear principles is,
it's OK to possess them as long
as the intent is self-defense
You can't use them,
but you can keep them
Yes, hello?
Smuggled in by...?
A foreign actor?
I'm on it
A foreign.. actor?
Retrieve the goods at any
cost, is that correct?
Needless to say
If that thing gets into the
open, we're in big trouble
Let's eat pork cutlet
Let me repeat your order
-What the hell for?
-Haru!
It'll be just a moment
Don't forget extra grated
radish on his meal
Extra!
Don't repeat me
Hurry, now
-Hey
-Sir?
When's his pickup?
In 2 days, 8 AM
Pretty damn early, sir
We'll see you off to
the prison gate, sir
Awfully cold up there
We'll send some warm stuff
Man, 5 years...
By the time I get out, you'll
probably be married with children
I don't like kids, sir
Man's gotta live and die alone
We're disbanding
Huh?
I Want you all to leave
this life and go straight
Please reconsider!
I beg you, please reconsider!
Don't look at them!
Get outta here. brat!
,
Idiot! We should be leaving instead!
Sorry, kid
Here, take this... oops
Buy yourself a toy
No thank you!
Please, don't apologize!
I'm going to my dance lesson after this
Quit crying, you're a boy
You're going straight
so parents don't tell
kids to stay away
Haru, sit down
Taro., your family owns
a cannery, right?
Go home and help your dad
But...
I don't want to hear it!
Haru, your folks run
a noodle joint?
Go make noodles
Kenji, didn't you dream of
opening a karate school?
The plant's been shut
down for a while, sir
We didn't have earthquake insurance
And Dad ran away last year
Then get on a fishing boat
and go earn some money!
Um, my old man's noodles
are horrible, sir
Wouldn't dare touch 'em
It's no joke
Your mouth would rot!
We'd be lost if you abandon us!
We'd rather die than go straight!
It's final
I beg you, too
We're strangers now
I'll kill you if you
even dare say hi to me
Oh, I'll do it myself
Brother, I'll Watch
over the Habara clan
Boss! At least have
your meal, please!
Taro, you can have it
Radish contains dlastase
It's good for you
Actually, help me with this
Boss, can I go home after tonight?
Sure thing
Postcard from the tourism center
Really?
It's my old friend who was good
to me at the childcare center
Wants everyone to come, right?
Including that one
Boss, please...
Let's do it
Manager!
Sorry, the mayor wouldn't let me go
How's our food?
It was delicious
Beats that meal from last year, right?
Kaori, you definitely have taste
I brought this chei from Cannes
Wow!
It's all about authenticity
Sorry about our impersonators
By the way, the chef's
been my life-saver
No meal at home
You're still separated?
Of course
Don't give up
Boss, where's the hotel?
Oh. this is Okabe,
Okabe, meet "Mr. Laguna Jr.'
He graduated from a U.S. university
and was invited for opening of Euro Disney
The hotel? It's over there,
opening next year by the La Mercasa
Next year..?
We're defining a vision of the Orient
and zoning for guest needs, get it?
Which school?
Nippon University, drama major
went there 6 years
Let's go finish the contract
Sure
We're staying over there
See you later
Mr. Habara, may I come in?
Sure, come in
Here already!
Hey there, Daisuke
Oh, you cute little thing!
Premium chicken from Kagoshima
Daddy went and splurged for you
Sorry I can't take you
to prison with me
Been a while
I hate to bring this up,
but it's business
Well, of course
Sit on that
My fault for not paying
Let's just clear it all
off here, shall we?
Hey, Daisuke, what is it?
You like this man, huh?
Well, of course I'd like to pay, but...
I'll be straight
Your debt's going to expire
while you're in prison
Since you know that,
you're playing dumb
Isn't that right?
Jesus, he scared me
Daisuke, weren't you scared, too?
I don't know why he has to yell
Hey, go away...
Go away!
Mr. Ogata, did you hit your head?
Sounded painful
Ow...
Daisuke!
When are you going to learn?
You won't listen to Daddy?
Fine, come here
What the...?
Fine
I told you not to move!
Sorry, can you wait a moment?
I'll make him shut up
Just stay right there!
You made Mr. Ogata hit his head
He's in a lot of pain now
You let me down, understand?
It's for pissing me off
Sorry I have to do this
Good bye., now!
Wait a sec!
So how much did I owe you?
10 million yen
But forget it, it's fine...
Forget it?
You hit it again
You OK?
It's fine
Didn't I owe you 12 million?
You round down?
Just forget about it...
What in hell does that mean?
You crazy or something?
There he goes
Go home
Daisuke! Daisuke!
Are you happy? You happy?
Daddy's happy, too
Good job, the debt collector's gone
Thanks so much!
Ooh, cold...
Wait, I don't have time for this
OK, stop it there
Let's take a look
I'll show you
Not so much the hip,
but your arm extension here
Extend, then pull back
Extend, then pull back
-Try that
-OK
Jimmy, I'm tired
Let's take a break
Wanna break?
Let's break
OK, 5 minutes
-Takao
-Sir?
Give my regards to
the Fujimoto brothers
Is it true you're
breaking up the clan?
Ma'am, working up a sweat, huh?
I'll get my husband
I want you to keep these
February 4, '86,
the gown from the Osaka concert!
You'd just been paroled
That's right
Hey, you were living
with that Keiko gal then
-You remember that?
-Sure
Had a fling with her
Bastard, with my woman!
Forgive me
Brother, I can't take
that one from you
Treat it like my child
You're the only one I can trust
Brother...
If you're strapped for cash,
make a gold bar out of it
Then send me a gift at my
prison villa, will ya?
Brother, with a day and a half left,
anything you haven't settled?
For you., Brother, I'll do anything
Fool
Leave it to me
Wow, amazing
But I'm the only one in a suite?
It can get lonely in
such a big room, huh?
About my wife, my father's been
pressuring me to divorce her
Gosh, I could really use
some comforting right now
What's Wrong?
Are we supposed to eat this?
Right now?
A coconut crab from Okinawa
This crab's mustard is the best
Mmmm, delicious!
Here
Looks great...
Room service, I brought your tea
"Remember, back when we were young,
"Always chasin' after somethin"
Put that on tight, you idiot
-Precision!
-Yes, sir
Get outta here
Bro, are we really disbanding?
"Somethin' changed on the
other side of the glass...
"Whiskey coke..."
Dammit!
-Good day, sir
-Good day, sir
Should this look like
it'll cure cancer?
Hair-loss, not cancer
Leave the complaining
to the dumb bald men
Did the delivery come in?
Yes, over here
Hey, bring it here, hurry
Now where in hell are we
going to sell this off?
You'd rather die than
go straight, right?
But Uncle...
There's someone boss really wants
to see before going in the can
If he sees him,
he just might change his mind
We won't disband?
Well, who is it?
Someone hard to get
We'll do anything!
Who? Who is this?
-Wait, there's no hole
-Hey
Bo kidding
Those damn idiots
Bring me this person now
Oh, this way
Kaori...
And?
Bo mistake, James Brown's party has
the top floor here to themselves
-Big star., eh? Hey Kenji
-Sir?
Is he bigger than Yazawa?
About the same, sir
-You serious?
-Yes
"At six, he shined shoes,
"picked cotton in the fields..."
Quite a life!
So he had a tough life,
kinda like you and me
Went to reform school,
but I didn't pick cotton
The man's got grit
Looks like a Japanese folk singer
He starts serving time
the day after tomorrow?
Right
That concert in Nagoya...
Thank you, come again!
I wanted to go with him!
Look at this
Isn't it great?
He was born May 3, same as boss
This guy...
Know where he'll stay?
Well, usually at
the Westin. I think,
Tell us what you know!
All I know is that
his hair's a big deal
His hair?
What, is he gay like you?
Oh, be quiet!
I'm talking about...
one of those
Mitsu,
so what's the deal?
The thing about this dryer is,
someone will be...
Bringing it in!
Just like Mitsu said
Your salary's pretty
good, huh, Mr. Numata?
I rarely even get a bonus
Almost a million yen, no?
I can't even get a home loan
Can anyone with a license do this?
I reckon so
Reckon?
Yes, it's possible
Ever gone overseas?
Hawaii, just once
-Let's go
-Yes, sir
Wow, dumpling ears
Whoa. tall
,
Gosh, he's tall
Hey, that was easy
Tenth floor
Where you at?
Wait up, Kenji
What floor?
Fifth. sir
Stay there
Whiskey coke!
Who were they?
No one, probably
They looked like losers
The one with glasses?
Outta the way, please
Quick work, bro
Hurry and take him
Open it, Numata!
Kenji!
Help out, mister!
Hurry, close it!
Can we go home now?
572-35...
Look, James Brown
Let me do it
Here, have some meat
Eat meat while you can
OK, just a second
Takao., you're done
Thank you
Help out with Brother's
water plant tomorrow
Yes, sir
Excuse me
Take care
Liz, who is it?
Taro Yazawa
Hello, Uncle?
That James Brown guy...
We got him!
it was easy
Seriously?
I'm serious
What?
Shut up., loser!
Just ran into him!
Hold on
Dramatic, huh?
I love it
Hey., Tatsu!
Really?
I'll head over right now
Liz, I just realized what
a fine woman you are
Still doing it at night?
Crazy man
I'll be waiting, then!
Brother, where you going?
Just heading out
-Going home already?
-Yeah
We just ordered sushi
I'm too full
Say Takao, can you bring
me my coat and bag?
What did Taro say?
He got him
Got who? What?
What about a cot?
We didn't say cot
You did
No we didn't
,
You're so lucky
Jimmy, what's going on?
He got him!
Brother's going to cry from joy
Stop drinking these!
They're not yours
And no more ham, either!
Cheers
We had some problems in the Diet
last year, but it'll work out
We have a good relationship
with the ambassador..
Excuse me
OK, wait...
Abducted? By whom?
Well, find out immediately
Get the police on it if you have to
A third party can make
this complicated
The consulate's concerned
Hurry before it leaks!
Right away, sir
They've entered Osaka
Yes. we'll call back,
within two hours, sir
Cabinet Internal Affairs...?
What did my guys get
themselves into?
Perhaps the yakuza's involved
Those buffoons?
More like the Three Stooges
The Three... Stooges?
Never heard of them?
The Three Stooges?
Should we call the Unit?
Numata's served us for 20 years
He's as straightedge as they come!
It's top secret.,
so keep it confidential
Top secret!
They Won't get killed, will they?
Well done! Well done!
Haru, cut the engine
Uncle, it's this way
Hey., the truck's disappeared!
Who's this?
James Brown... right?
Good evening
Say that again?
Idiot! Is this some joke?
You boneheads!
You imbeciles!
What're you thinking?
Get outta my face!
Gama what?
Um, can we go home now?
Sing
Sing and dance for me
Jimmy!
Jimmy, this might work!
I doubt Brother would cry,
but I'll bet he'd laugh
It's the thought that counts, right?
That's what I was thinking
Now sing
Just play anything?
Here it goes
Jimmy, this'll work!
Brother would laugh for sure
I thought the same thing
But thanks, it was fun
Get rid of him
A fake is a fake
I'll take care of this
See you later, Tatsu
You got the address?
A patron at Mitsu's
salon got the info?
This guy from the ward office who's
been hitting on my brother Mitsu
Osaka's full of gays
The age of gays, huh?
Very impressive, these databases
All you needed was the name Kaori?
He searched for a Kaori
with a yakuza parent,
and it didn't even take 30 minutes
How convenient!
Check, please
-Thank you! Bill at counter!
-Right up!
She's near Fuchu?
Near the Fuchu Forest
Art Theater, I think
Art, eh?
She's surrounded by a forest?
If you see Kaori tomorrow.,
how long will it have been?
25...
No, 26 years., I think
Took her to the station in
Boss's Cadillac on a damn hot day
There was a small TV in that car,
and those gals were singing
Not the Candies, but...
Pink Ladies?
That's the one
She looked so happy watching
them, singing and dancing...
Singing "Pepper!" and "Chameleon!"
Looks like Willy missed
the last train today
Why didn't you fly him to
Tokyo with the others?
You know not to listen
to petty requests
He wanted to go to Kyoto
So he's eating dumplings now?
He said he wanted to try yatsuhashi
Like an American can
understand that taste?
The first bite's good
Oh, man!
Where did he go?
You know, you always fail in
crunch time, when it counts
Seeing the manager?
He's waiting, I better go
Good luck, it's crunch time
What should we do about 'em?
That alarm again!
Parking brake, OK
Damn bitch
Please set the parking brake
Let's sock 'em a bit
Let's see your driver's license
Inspection, all three of you
Video rental card OK?
Where you headed?
Well, we rarely get bonuses,
can't get a home loan..
It's tough
Home loan my ass
You have the goods?
The goods?
Give it up
Give what?
Who're you selling it to?
How much?
I'm confused
It's about money, right?
How much do you want?
Step out., please
Get out
We're going to frisk you
Wait! Want me to make octopus cake
out of you and feed you to the dogs?
He's an octopus connoisseur
Let's see your badges
It was upside down
How'd you learn about him?
Who do you work for?
I don't understand
What do you want from us?
Let us out too!
,
Shut up!
No, you shut up!
How much can you pay?
Let's see it first
See what?
You be quiet
Who the hell are you guys, anyway?
Hey, come back!
Kaori
A Dior! Gold, too!
It's perfect on you
You think so?
Just my personal taste
It's late, I need to make a call
Know why frogs croak?
Female toads lay their eggs near
the males with the best croaks
The male then straddles
the female. then..
squirts sperm on the eggs
You see, the females judge
the males with the best genes
based on their voices
How romantic!
I'll take notes later
well, big day tomorrow, good night
Kaori!
Need some antacid?
Nope
I'll take this
Croak, croak..
Frogs, whatever!
Any relatives?
Well, they're sort of...
She was a single mother, it seems
Thanks
Your mother, she fought hard
It'll be tough for her, being alone
It will
Wake up
Can you let us go now?
Hey, let's go, we're really late
Where are we?
What is this place?
Some impersonator show
Wanna check it out?
Let's wait for the
Stooges' fingerprints
Say,
who're the Three Stooges, anyway?
Hey, where did that come from?
He gave it to me
It's his taste
Nothing costs more than free
Why don't I hang it
from your nose instead?
Hey, where've you been, man?
Miss Kaori, I missed you
You give impersonators a bad rap!
Don't mess with this woman!
Okabe, interpret for me
Hello, is this Westin Hotel?
My name is Kanayama
James Brown's party, please
Just tell them it's Kanayama,
they'll know
Here, Haru
May I help you?
Please listen to me,
my daddy's got cancer...
Give it to 'em
He hasn't got much to live
Even now, in his delirium,
he's calling out "JB, JB!!'
Before he dies, I want him
to meet James Brown once!
By the way, how much would he..
Huh? Who am I?
I'm Haru's uncle
My brother's about to die
You can't answer right now?
I know Whitney Houston's
available for 10 million!
So tell me
What's it take for him to appear?
You listening?
You listening, dammit?
Hey, gimme a discount, asshole!
Answer me!
What's your answer?
Say something!
Sir, it's broken!
I know that, fool
Laguna Gama...
Gamagori...
Laguna Gamagori! Oh!
That dude might be worth some money
The cabinet guys kept asking
how much we wanted, huh?
Cabinet?
His business card,
it said "Cabinet Internal..."
something or other
Fool took my video rental card!
We can milk 'em
They were freaking out
If we go to Gamagori and
and snag this dude again,
we can turn it into cash
We can take that cash
and entice the real JB
Let's go to Gamagori!
You're listening to
"Dance, Dance, Dance"
it's the coldest day of winter yet...
Tough job for a woman?
I like driving
Got it from my father
He was a cab driver. too,
Is that right?
-Hey, miss, your name's Kaori?
-Yes
Same as my daughter
Spelled with different
characters, though
About to see her
A gift? Expensive melon there
Yeah, it is
No one will buy me that
unless I'm hospitalized
Don't be silly
Want one?
Oh, I couldn't
No, really
How old is your daughter?
By now... 31, I think
-Me, too
-Huh
She came out here to get married?
Wouldn't be out oi question
I haven't seen her in 25 years
Hope she grew into a
fine woman like you
Look at this
A picture of me she
drew when she was five
Not bad, huh?
Maybe she had artistic talent
What if she's another Picasso?
Don't matter what her job is
Be it a cab driver, a florist..
All I want is to see
that she's doing well
Oh. didn't mean to knock,
being a cab driver
All I'm saying is, you know,
as long as she's healthy and...
My father who raised me all by
himself just died last year
I put in his coffin a picture
I drew of him when I was small
before burying him
So when I saw that picture, I...
I'm so sorry for bring that up!
Oh god, I, I...
Oh, shut up!
On his last day, he got a melon..
Like these?
He gave it to me,
saying he won't need it
I shouldn't have bought this!
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
What a good daddy he was!
We're having a moment here!
Daddy, why'd you have to go!
It's a long story!
Have some patience, asshole
Move over. now,
Kaori, cheer up, OK?
I'll take it from here
Right here? Left?
Fine, I overreacted
Boss
Excuse us
I'm Kanayama from the Kanayama clan
I'd like to borrow that fellow there
With compensation, of course
I hope that's OK
I'm afraid not
No?
What is this?
Don't mess with us!
I'm sorry but we're busy
Hey hey!
Open up, faggot! You want some?
She's your type., right?
Go get her
I'll pull a smooth one
Interpret: What kind of
girls were you with last night?
I thought you're an artist! Hey!
Unbelievable!
Well, I'm sorry
It's the melon's fault
Kaori, hold on
Must be some kind of fate
Here, take this
-I can't
-C'mon, it's not much
Thank you very much
Kaori, good luck, OK?
Good luck to you, too!
Thanks, thanks
Guess I'll take my luck
to prison tomorrow
5 years ain't short
Oh, hi sweetie, mind if I
ask you some directions?
This place by Forest...
Fuchu...
What the...? What kind of parent
raises a kid like that? Sheesh!
Apartment 203...
There
Kaori Uehara
Man, I'm here!
What do I do?
Oh god, there's no turning back now
Mr. Konishi? Just a moment
Konishi? Who's Konishi?
I don't know any Konishi
How much was it, again?
Um...
God I missed you!
Do I know you?
Do you know me!
And you've aged so much!
Wait, what's going on here?
Of course you're surprised
I'm your father!
Wait, let me go, let me go!
I'm not letting you go anymore!
Please let go!
Just one thing
What kind of kid are you raising?
What on earth is this!
What do you think!
Calm down. Ms. Sato,
Ms. Sato?
-Right, this is Ms. Sato
-Ms Sato...
-Ms. Sato... I mean, Sato
-Ms. Sato
Yes, Sato
-You're Ms. Sato?
-Yes. Sato.
Oh, you're Sato!
-Not Kaori?
-No, no
What about Mommy?
So you are Kaori's daughter, then!
Stay out of this, Sato
There's a long story behind this
Sweetie, it's Grandpa!
What's your name?
Who're you calling?
Be quiet
Oh, sorry
Just loan us your James Brown
It's your fault he took off
You're stacked, aren't you?
Never in my life!
"That moment we met,
Something was watching over us.. "
Your head OK?
Hello?
Ayumi?
There's a strange man here
Is it Mommy?
What kind of man?
Funny face, saying funny things
Here, let me talk to her
Who is it?
Hello?
I told you not to open the door!
With strangers, you always assume
women are thieves, men are pervs!
Are you listening? Ayumi?
Call the police now!
Sweetie?
Let me talk to that man
Who're you?
Wanna mess with me?
I'll come pop you right now!
Punk, if you even touch that woman
I'll make you scream like a girl!
You wanna do it, huh?
Then come here right now!
You with a Family, huh?
Which clan? Who's your boss?
You a thug, too?
It's Hitomi...
Give it up, geezer!
Or I'll come over and
bust your entire clan!
Nothing for you to bust,
we've already disbanded!
Huh? You disbanded?
Worthless shit! Which clan?
You first!
Heard of Habara the Emperor?
I'm with the Habara Enterprise!
I am Habara the Emperor!
I'm Taro "the Mongoose," dammit!
Hello, Ayumi?
What do I do with this Tempura?
-Emperor
-OK, Emperor
Mommy's going to call the police!
Is Ms. Sato there?
Oh, well
Go away, you "Mongoose"
Um, Kaori?
Hello?
Ms. Sato?
Call the police immediately, thanks
Is everything OK?
Right...
Kaori, I heard you still
can't find your James Brown
What the hell?
You're seeing this guy?
As if!
As if?
You heard her
Now scram!
Your face makes me sick
You look like a frog!
What is it?
I told you to keep lunch open!
The kids are waiting in the car
Pardon the intrusion
Forgot this again
Kids...?
We invite kids from
a center every month
Dear, they're both looking forward
to eating frog for the first time
Frogs, too?
Oh, wow! A family of frogs!
Kaori, you have 5 minutes
If anyone's missing.,
the contract's void
Let's go
Are you serious?
But... manager!
He's headed for the ferry terminal!
You a frog, too?
Huh? Who're you?
The Mongoose! I'll eat you alive!
Even if we get him.,
what if the cabinet guys don't come?
They'll come
In fact, they're here
Same outfits again
Masao Kanayama, yes?
You left fingerprints
Your clan isn't even being tracked
Say, where's the third Stooge?
So how much?
We've got that black man
under our custody
Don't look
If that thing... gets out...
it's big trouble, isn't it?
How's one "stack"?
Come back with good news
Oh, and give Taro back his
video rental card, will ya?
He's been addicted to gangster films
Catch him no matter what
Say, a "stack" is a mil?
Idiot! It's 10 million!
100 million?
OK, so did you confirm the goods?
No? But that's priority!
What we need is the film
An American...
flag...
Star spangled banner...
Hey, Ayumi
Listen to me before
you buy the tickets
Eat everything in this lunchbox, OK?
It's OK to dislike things
Why's that?
You need likes and dislikes
to develop your individuality,
or else you'll get bossed around
and lead a boring life
You listening to me, mister?
That's what Mom says
Say, do I look like Mommy?
Not even close
Besides, look at these
Mom would never wear such
big, tacky foreign shades
Are you hurt?
A little
Jesus Christ!
Wait up! Just wait a sec!
Don't touch our talents!
That's negotiable
In exchange,
go out with me, for real
I... I've got a kid
Kids are like gems
I really hate yakuza
Don't judge on appearance
I bet your life's a mess, too
Very perceptive
True, my life's been a mess
I don't want to be in a mess! Bye!
Don't gimme that!
Ow, ow!
Good bye!
Man, that's a handful!
Here I come!
Kaori's here
But mister...
Mister? Say Grandpa!
Then why did Mom say
that you're already dead?
Dead? Who, me?
I wonder what she'll do
when she sees you
Let me ask you something
Did your Daddy, um, already pass on?
No, when Mom fell in love with Dad,
he was already married to someone,
so she couldn't marry him
Not in this world, anyway
What?
First half's almost over,
but no sign of him
Why call me, then?
May I?
Kaori? See, my wife's going
through some psychological...
I'll find him no matter what
Now I'm hell-bent, too
There!
The Pearl Ocean departs in 10 minutes
Tell him the packaged tour
from Japan cost 500,000 yen
Who cares about that?
A little lower
Say whiskey!
Say kimchee!
Willy, let's go!
You OK? Your heel came off
What's this?
Listen, I'm into you!
You OK?
It's wet!
Hey, I said I'm into you
Will you be quiet?
Bro?
What, empty-handed?
Good guess
What?
Shut up
Mommy!
Ayumi? Why are you...?
How'd you get here? With who?
Boss!
Good day, sir!
See, that man in the
big sunglasses...
You have to be kidding me
You, from that train..
How did you know we're here?
That man says he's your Daddy
Hello, Emperor
Mongoose., right?
Stay quiet for a moment
Kaori...
It can't be!
So pretty
Glad you take after your mom
You really know her?
She died, you know
I wanted to see you so bad!
Her father?
-Oh, I see!
-For real?
Sorry, I can't just call you Dad
You abandoned Mom and me
Kaori...
Quit saying my name
Why now! What do you want from me?
I've been alone all this time
Now I have a daughter, my own family
It's not a grudge or anything
It's just that I have my own life,
while you seem to be
doing well in Osaka
Let's leave it at that
Ayumi
Tell me, please
Just tell me what you want
Just leave me alone
We'll go home after the
second half., so be a good girl
We're going home?
You have a show to sing in
And mister?
He has his own life
First half went well!
You didn't even see it
They're just cheap imitations
Cheap?
James Brown and all,
they're all impersonators!
Just a bunch of buffoons
Buffoons, right
Be quiet, super senfor
We'll find him by dusk
and have a full team
Want to see the real deal in Vegas?
Go with your wife
Well, our buffoons have pride
You're a cheap imitation
of your dad, anyway
Doesn't match my cheap suit
It's not my style
If you're missing even one,
you won't get paid
You finally said it
Not finally
I remember now,
in that bathhouse incident,
a stray bullet almost hit Kaori
That war cost the
Juzo boss his woman,
the Tennoji boss lost his sister,
one after another...
It was non-stop funerals
When did your wife pass away, sir?
When he was doing time
for the second skirmish
No contact with Kaori since?
Just drop it
She doesn't know why you did it, sir
Talk to her. she'll understand
Brother
Getting all mushy on me now!
I'm just here killing some time
We'll go tell her, sir
I told you we've disbanded!
You fools can't understand
Sir, we may be fools,
but we know how a parent feels
What son wouldn't understand it?
Brother...
We need to talk
Me. too,
You're after this, right?
In return,
find Willy McFarlane for me
He has a show to perform
If I bring him,
will you talk to your father?
I'm here to work
Today's his last day
before he goes behind bars
Well, he brought that
on himself, right?
Hurry and go find Willy
No, not OK
I'm not drunk yet
Forget New York, let's dance!
we'll never win a war!
New York...
Hey, who're you?
Hey, where's the heel?
Can I help you?
Um, James Brown...
What about him?
I want his autograph
Autograph?
These are both Mori, right?
This one looks closer, huh?
This one
Looking for this?
Who're you?
I'm with James Brown
It's OK?
Sure, I was expecting you
That one looks closer, that one
Wish I could see the show
What was it? Drugs?
Diamonds
Ms Kaori Uehara?
You Went to the ferry terminal?
I believe you have a shoe heel for us
You better
I just handed it
To whom?
See the short little guy
who just left?
You government folks take so
long to decide, I sold it off
You really let it go?
Think I'm stupid?
Damn, he got me
Who the hell was he?
Mister, do you know James Brown?
James Brown?
I guess you wouldn't
Do I know him!
I'll show you
The hip goes like this!
That's James Brown
See, Mom's looking for James Brown
Looking for James Brown? What?
That's what I said
Huh? What?
She's in a pinch!
It's serious
Mr. Okabe
Just a sec. sweetie,
Is it true you're not paying us?
Read the contract
Are you too dumb to understand it?
Please, give us at least half
2 mil, 4 mil,
it doesn't matter to me,
but what can I do?
It's in the contract
We'd be ruined
After 6 years studying drama,
why don't you go up?
What, you didn't study?
He studied
Then who didn't?
This one! He bullies Mom,
and he doesn't even study
I'm not a bully..
I'm the manager
-The manager?
-Yes
You better pay my daughter
-Daughter?
-Yeah
Hold this for me
4 million., right?
Let's do it
Look, he's about to do something!
Let's put that track in
Hurry, put it in!
Listen up, fellas
Where's your heel, man?
Who're you?
Good evenin'
That wasn't bad, man
Hey, don't flatter me
I guess he's a James Brown
or something, too
Well, thank you very much!
Well, how was it?
Say something
It was great
Pay her, got it?
Yes
I can't hear you
Yes sir. I will!
I heard that, thanks
Are you going home now, mister?
Well, I was able to
see you and Mommy,
and I sang JB., too,
so I've got no more regrets
Listen to Mommy and
be a good girl, you hear?
Oh, let me give you this
Thanks for holding my bag
Take care
Grandpa!
-Thank you so much
-Sure
Grandpa!
Mom!
Look!
Isn't this your crunch time?
He's going to prison tomorrow!
Please, talk to him!
You're his daughter!
Go to him!
None of your business
You're his real daughter!
We're not even related to him,
but we love him like a true father
We're tighter than real families,
but you wouldn't know!
Just get out of here!
Don't ever show up again!
What would you know!
Boss went to every one of your Mom's
relatives and begged to find you,
but they wouldn't tell him
Did you even know that?
Daddy...
Daddy!
Daddy!
Kaori...
Daddy
I'm so sorry...
for leaving you alone so long
I'm sorry...
I'm truly sorry
Oh, stop it
Remember this?
Of course... your mommy's watch
Right
That watch...
You gave it to her when
I was born, right?
It's been on time for 26 years!
It's a Swiss watch
It's Seiko, actually
Oh, you're right, I remember now
Like this
Used to dance with Mommy
Forgive me
Very good!
It's like the Russian Cossack dance
Wow, good job! Way to go!
Ayumi, you studying English?
Yeah, in school
Are you really?
Ayumi, we're going to
be late for our train
Daddy, I'll come visit you., OK?
I'll go with you!
Don't be foolish
If only we had one more day...
Wish I could've seen you sing today
well, I'm already late anyway,
so I'll see you to the station
Who's here?
The hell do you want!
Trying to flee, Mr. Habara?
We weren't fleeing!
We have a warrant here
A warrant? I see...
Sorry to waste tax dollars
Ow, be gentle
Be quiet
Ow, ow!
We were about to report!
Trying to be Colombo?
Cheap suit
Fuck off!
Arrest these guys, too!
Don't touch me!
Let me wear my shoes at least!
Don't yank me!
Grandpa! Grandpa!
Say, since I pay your salary,
let me see my daughter off, will ya?
Is that too much to ask?
Whatever., take 'em away!
I can walk by myself
C'mon, my feet aren't even touching
This ain't rehab
Don't carry me
100 million, correct?
That's right
Enough for this much of road
Now hand it over
Hand what?
Don't fuck with us!
Let's go!
I'll take this
Stop the car! We have a special
school function to be at!
We have to go to Tokyo!
It's for school! You hear?
That's right! Stop it!
Jesus! Not like that!
Let's go!
-Help me up
-Boss!
-Let's get off
-Ayumi
-Jimmy!
-Uncle!
That "diamond" shined bright
Here, a "stack"
Superlegal action!
What's that?
Thanks to the fake JB,
you're a free man!
Did he write a petition for me?
You've been acquitted of all charges
I don't get it
Thanks to these!
What the...?
He looks familiar
It's the prime minister
Nice fetish
Diapers, eh?
Now I get it
What is it?
Means you can't judge
people on appearance
Oh, the train! We'll be late!
What? But I practiced so hard!
We met your demands
Hand over the film
Not so fast
Say, that superlegal.. action thing,
any chance we can try
one more of that?
Why not?
And this hurts
Better be on time, or else!
Use your propellers!
Brother, just one question...
I decided that as of today,
I'm retiring from yakuza
Don't give me that!
You want to stay in this life,
it's up to you
But we're done
Um...
Big change in attitude!
-Because
-Because what?
Still interested?
In what?
In going out with me
Well, of course!
Get on a fishing boat
Fishing boat?
Hit the sea for 6 months
and think about it
-Can you really be a Daddy?
-Daddy?
You have to rebuild the cannery, too
That's funny, in our last
meeting, I told Taro the same thing,
get on a fishing boat, right?
-Sure did, sir
-Right?
I'll run a pizza shop, then
Well, pizza is fine, but gee...
You won't get on a fishing boat
for me? That's too bad
Haru, so what're you gonna do?
I'll take over the noodle shop, sir
And you, Kenji?
I'll start a karate school
What about you, Taro?
I'll get on the boat!
Good boy!
Keep following us
I've got miracle water to sell
Pump up the volume!
You're hopeless
C'mon, Brother!
Why did he have to get these taken?
Can I see one?
That's the worst...
Just watch the road!
Should we be doing this?
Gotta help good citizens
at some point
Oh, darn!
Sorry, sorry
Sorry we're late
I'm sorry, ma'am
-You're the principal?
-Yes
You waited for us!
Thank you!
Who are these people?
No shoes allowed!
It's my father and his.. group
Yup, that's us
Excuse me, sir!
You see, basically,
they're all family
Should we take our socks off, too?
Are we treading barley?
What's this event about, anyway?
Sorry for my tardiness
What's going on!
Oops, I messed that up
Are you Ms. Sato?
This is fun!
Yes, sir
Presented by:.
Cine Qua Non, Dentsu, Happinet Pictures,
Good New, Memory-Tech, Artist Film
English subtitles by:. Taro Goto