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Two women abduct an alt-right online troll in an act of vengeance but it doesn't go to plan.

Hey guys!

My name's Sadie Akafor and
welcome to hashtag TV.

Today we'll be bringing you
fashion, music and gossip.

Fuck you and your stupid
fucking campaign.

No one wants to see another
banana-munching monkey

filling fucking quotas anyway.

If you don't like it,
don't get a job in a

public fucking profile.

Better yet, fuck off back to
where you come from,

you fucking slag.

Cos you see, see I know
where you live.



And I'm gonna come to your house

and pour acid all down your
fucking face.

The floral crown was a
nice touch.

It was beautiful.

She would've liked the
gold roses.

Maybe but personally I think
they should've gone with red.

Your eulogy was erm…
a little provocative.

(PHONE BEEP TONE)

Are you reading the
same message?

If it's the one that says the
world is going to shit,

then yeah, reading the same message.

His friend's decided not
to testify…

Not got enough evidence to
charge him.

They don't have enough evidence
to charge the fucker!



All that talk of forgiveness
after everything he did to her…

We should track him down
and use those crosses

to crucify the fucker.

Sounds like you're getting
a little bit like

GI bitch on me there.

Would that be so bad?

What if someone finds out?

No one will find out.

And no one gets hurt?

Define hurt.

Okay - did you honestly just
say to me define hurt?!

Are you fucking serious?

It won't be anything physical.

Eve!

Trust me.

Evelyn?! Now, Evelyn, I know you
might take the opportunity to

go wild while your parents are
on the Adriatic Coast

but there's no excuse
for leaving your bin

on the footpath all day,
is there?

No, there isn't.

I don't want to seem like a
bugbear but you know I take

my role on the residents'
committee very seriously.

And if you let one thing go,
there goes the neighborhood.

You understand?

Yes, of course.

So I trust you'll move
all receptacles

as a matter of urgency?

Just as soon as I get home.

Excellent.

You're looking more macabre
than usual.

A funeral does that to you.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

It's not your fault,
Mrs. Thompson.

Friend or family?

A very, very close friend.

Well, if there's anything I can
do. I tell you what,

why don't I pop by sometime and
whip up a roast to cheer you up?

Oh actually, Mrs. Thompson,
I don't want to impose.

No, no, I don't want you

clogging your arteries with
all those takeaways.

Sure.

Excellent. Leave it with me.

Okay.

Bye.
Bye.

Yeah, I need to bring it, man,
let me just sort something out.

Just sort something out
for my niece.

Hi.

Yeah.

I can do that.

Sure.

Why do you always have to dress
like you haven't been fucked

for the better part of
the year, huh?

That's really progressive and
encouraging. Thank you.

Don't get all feminazi on me.
I'm just trying to help you.

Definitely.

Yeah.

What the hell is this?

You said you wanted to
be inconspicuous.

OK, so this in that does fulfill
the brief of "inconspicuous"?

I can do that. Yeah.

Yeah, of course.

Here.

You're one to talk about
being discreet.

Come on, I mean we both
look shady as fuck.

Did you do everything I asked?

You doubting me?

Never.

Yeah.

Okay.

Great.

Anything I need to know?

Amazing… Yeah.

Sometimes it's better
not to ask.

Okay, this won't do
anything for me.

So you wanna look pretty for
the misogynistic troll who

shames women for their looks?
No, asshole.

Like, if we're not gonna look
badass while doing it

Then what's the fucking point?

Um… judgemental.

I need to break our pact.

I broke it earlier. Twice.

Sort you out.

Ready?
Ready.

(LAUGHTER)

Ssssshhhhh.

Right, we got everything.
We got the rug. Bungees.

Okay.

You got your bottle yeah?
Uh-huh.

Yeah. Okay, fuck it.

Shit!

Shit what?

We haven't thought of any like
code names to use around him.

Oh fuck, he can't know
our names.

We'd be fucked.

Seriously fucked.

I could be, like, pink. And you could
be, I don't know, like blue.

I mean, it's a bit derivative.

But, fuck, I can't think of
anything better.

Shit! Shit! He's coming.

He's coming. He's coming.
He's coming

Fuck. Oh, fuck he is.

Grab your bat.

Eve, what are you waiting for?

What the fuck are you
doing with that?!

And I quote:

I'm gonna sodomize you

with my grandma's kitchen
knife collection.

Eve!

Eve!

Oh my god.

Shit, shit, shit. Oh my god.

Fucking Sadie.

Excuse me. Can you help?

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa!
What? What do you want?

Gi - give me your phone.

I'm only gonna fucking
block it anyway.

What the fuck are you doing?!

What's the point in taking my
phone and then smashing it up?

Ju - Just - Just shut up!

Look, you got what you want.
Now fuck off.

(CRIES OUT)

Shit! Shit!

You hit me in the fucking face!

(SCUFFLING)

Take off the fucking mask.

Take the mask off.

(GROANS)

Shut up. Take the mask off.

Take the fucking mask off.
No!

Take the fucking mask off.

Fucking.
(LAUGHS)

Why am I not surprised,
you're a fucking nigger.

Eve! Get off her,
you fucking asshole.

Fuck off!

Fucking… Fuck.
Sorry.

Shit.

How do we get him back?

I'm gonna go get the van,
okay, I'm gonna get the van.

Fuck. Fuck.

Oh my god, Eve, can we
just behave like adults, please?

Why don't you just put my
birthday on blast.

Or perhaps the name
of my first pet?

What the hell are you
talking about?

Like, you literally hate
animals.

You're so fucking stupid.

I get it. Like I fucked-
You do?!

I fucked up, okay.

Can we just not act like
this is Bristol

all over again, please?

No no no no no!

This is not like the time you
fucked off with some random guy

to rave on some boat on E.
This is a million times worse!

Not only did you fuck off
but he knows my name!

Fucking doll fucking eyes.
I came, I came there.

Oh.

I came there. And I was so
fucking scared.

Like, I was scared, Eve.
I was so scared.

I was scared… Eve.

Mate, I thought my heart was

gonna do an alien right
out my chest.

Right! Right.

I fucking stuttered. I can't
believe I fucking stuttered.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

It definitely called for a
stutter, okay. You did so good.

Seeing him knocked out
on the floor

was fucking worth it though.

Okay, that was a little
Aileen Wuornos. Okay.

Is that okay there?
Can we leave it there?

Shit.

Okay, if you do those ones.
Grab underneath.

No underneath.

No, I can't- Underneath.

I need a light!

Okay.

I can't fucking see what
I'm doing. Please.

Does this work?

No… Yes, I guess it will
have to do.

Oh my god. It's gone out now.
Right. Again.

Ready?

It's fine.

Jesus fucking christ!
Put the fucking light out.

What's going on?
What's going on?

You ask me to put the
light on and then you ask me

to put the light off.
Oh my god, Eve.

Answer the fucking door.

Hi!

Good Evening, Evelyn.

You look familiar?

Oh, I'm just a friend.

Everyone calls me Bo-
Everyone calls me B. Hi.

What lovely cheekbones.

You remind me so much
of my daughter.

Thanks.

Now, Evelyn, you know I'm not
one to cause a fuss.

But your van is blocking
two cars here

which is a violation.

I'm sorry um.
Yeah, we're so sorry.

We just had to park here for
a couple of minutes.

There were no spaces.

Yeah.

It's okay. No harm, no foul.

What's that?

It's a … a new rug.
Uh… it's a second-hand rug.

Well, which one is it?

A new rug.
A new rug.

You brought back a rug at
this time of night?

The delivery fees were criminal.

That's an interesting
choice of word.

It looks rather bulky,
doesn't it?

Yeah, it's Persian.

Why don't I help you with that?

Oh.

Okay.

Yeah, I mean if you could
just check the sort of space…

…there, Dorothy. And um check
the rug. You get the …

You just try and get the thing.
Okay, one minute.

You just get that.

Just turn around. Just turn…
Take the fucking... turn around.

She'll be there…
That's it. That's it.

Right. Let me just. Cool.
Easy. Easy. Easy.

Yep. Okay. And lower.
That's it. And down.

Yeah.
Okay.

You got it?

Yeah. Let me just.
Okay. Alright.

Let's go.

Three. Two-
Two. One. Go.

(STRAINING)

I need a minute.
I need a minute.

Now?

Okay.
Now. Now.

Did you hear that?

I have the craziest butterflies.
I have an audition tomorrow.

I'm super nervous right now.

Shall we?

Yeah.

You girls, your lives are
so glamourous.

You and your television
commercials and TV shows.

That's awfully heavy.

What have you got,
a body in there?

(FORCED LAUGHTER)

How can I help you?

I've got the uh… the keys
in my pocket, Dorothy.

If you just open the door.
If you can like open the door.

Of course. Of course.

That would be a great,
great, great help.

(WHISPERS) Ready to go?

Okay, last stretch.

Three, two. Wait. Wait.
Go. Go. Go.

Build the strength up
in those arms.

Thank you.

Oh dear. Oh dear.

Wait.

Oh, careful.

Oh dear.

What's happened to your eye?

Oh my god, Dorothy.

I heard there's like
this super awesome documentary

on channel thirteen and it
started like five minutes ago.

You should go watch it.

Are you trying to get rid of me?

No, it was so good to see you.

Bye.

See you soon.

Bye.

(WHISPERS) Fuck off.

Okay. Go go go go go go.

Step. Step. Let me just drag.
You get the door.

Has she gone? She gone?

Okay, she's gone.

(STRAINING)

I hate her. She's insane.

Walk.

Okay.

I can't believe she saw that.
We're fucked.

We're not fucked.

We're fucked.

We're not fucked.

Seriously, I don't need you to
spin this right now.

Okay. I need a fucking drink.

Can you get me a chair?

No, I can't breathe right now.

That's it. Deep breaths. Right.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.

Fuck.

Shit.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Fuck.
No risk, huh, Eve?

It's just a little glitch,
that's all.

A little?

This is your problem.

Like, you're constantly getting
obsessed with these radical

ridiculous ideas and then
jumping in headfirst

without fucking thinking.

Name one occasion.

Um - at uni, when you nearly
got kicked out for graffitiing

the teacher's car because he
called Harriet Tubman

angry and overwhelming.

Okay, okay.

Name two.

Help! Help!

Oh! The fucker bit me.

Help!

Quick. Get that.

Help!

Quiet asshole!

Stop, let me just get his head.
Get me-

Ssshhh sshhh sshhh sshhh sshhh.

Bonnie, Bonnie, my hand.

Where did he bite you?
Where did he bite you?

Fucking christ.

Jesus christ.

Nothing physical!

Okay.

Okay.

Eve!

Starting from now.
Starting from now.

Okay, so-

I say we just roll
him back in the rug

dump him at that fish
market thing

and let the morning traders
take care of him.

Think about it.

He's seen my very
distinctive hair

when I followed him and at
the crime scene.

And now he's seen yours too.

Like, yes, less distinctive,
but he's seen it.

And he knows your name.

Eve!

Eve!

Hm.

Oh my god.

If I have to say sorry for that
one more fucking time

I'm gonna lose it. Okay?

He's heard our voices.

Get off her, you
fucking asshole.

Plus, your weird-ass neighbor

who acts likes she's been
shitted out the ass of MI5

Saw us on the night
of the abduction

with a van and a rug

she joked was heavy enough
to contain a dead body.

That was pretty funny though.

And she saw that someone's gone
Nicola Adams on your eye

all of which can be
corroborated by him.

Plus your DNA is probably
all over his teeth.

So we pull out his teeth.

Oh my god.

What about your neighbor though?

Like, what are we gonna do?

Like, dump her in the
River Thames?

Oh, come on! We've got the
fucker that tortured Sadie

to the point that she
took her own life.

I say we make the best of it.

Improvise. Adapt to our
environment. Darwin.

Shit happens. I ching. Whatever
man. We gotta roll with it.

What the hell are you
talking about?

Collateral.

Tom Cruise.

Oh, I love Tom Cruise.

Look, I say, I say we
stick to the plan.

We've got a week until my
parents get back

to get him to confess to what
he did to Sadie

And to all those other women.

Look, when the confession
gets out

we'll be the last thing
on his mind.

And then-

we dump him.

If we do it now,
we're fucked either way.

Yeah?

Game face.

Um Eve?

Just give me ten seconds.

Eve.

Five?

Eve!

Fine.

(MUFFLED WORDS)

Hello Luke.

(MUFFLED WORDS)

I'm gonna remove the gag now.
And if you scream

I'm gonna dip your tongue
in a bowl of hot oil

and count to ten.

Understood?

See, that doesn't look like
a nod to me.

(MUFFLED RESPONSE)

Yeah, that's better.

Who the fuck are you? … Huh?

What's this all about?

I want to play a game.

Let's call it 'confession'.

We want you to confess to all
the sins you've committed

under the avatar snowflake
avenger I dash D dash N.

(MUMBLES)

Sshh Sshh Sshh.

You see, it's simple really.

We want you to admit
to all the women

whose accounts you've hacked

and gone on to release their
nude pictures.

To all the people you tortured
and humiliated online

Like:

Ruby Daniels

Alexandra Roth

Sadie Akafor

Georgina Chang

Katrina Thompson

You confess and we let
you go, simple.

You know I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.

Bullshit.

It's not bullshit.
You've got the wrong guy.

Oh. Oh no. Okay. Um…

I guess you need some
encouragement then.

I'm not gonna fucking admit to
something that I haven't done, am I?

Let's have it your way.

Wait! Wait! Wait!

Wait, you gotta-

You can't keep-

Hey!

You wanna fucking hurt me?!

I need to piss.

(WHISPERS) Oh my god.

I need to fucking piss.

Ready?

I guess I'll just take care
of this then.

Yeah, I guess so.

Sunshine, I reckoned she liked
that. What about you?

You'd have to ask her
yourself, snowflake.

Have you ever heard of
The Devil's Glitch, Luke?

No.

According to the Guinness
Book of Records

It's the longest song
ever recorded.

Clocks in at sixty-nine minutes.

Sixty-nine.

Wouldn't it be interesting
to listen to that? Hm?

But you know what would be
more interesting?

Listening to a much shorter song

over and over and over again.

Headphones.

This is your last chance.

You think you'll break me?

You'll cave first.

Challenge accepted.

Is that supposed to happen?

Absolutely.

Only we get to decide when
these come off.

Unless you got something you
want to admit?

(MUFFLED RESPONSE)

No?

Okie dokie then.

We're gonna need some tape.

(MUFFLED CRIES)

Who's that?

Thanks.

I told you, you got the
wrong guy.

She's looking for someone
to hate.

I'm not him.

(HUMMING)

We are this close to him
cracking and fessing up.

I can feel it.

There's a ton of people using

this snowflake avenger
handle online.

And?

So we have nothing concrete to
prove it's actually him.

Neither do the police, so.

Except the fucker called
me sunshine.

Hot climates, Africa,
the Caribbean.

Maybe he was just commenting on
your sunny disposition.

I've been researching this
music punishment shit.

That's the spirit.

Pick up any tips on how to
make it more efficacious?

The UN considers sensory
deprivation inhumane.

(GURGLES)

Prisoners have lost their minds.

Complete loss of mind is not
what I was aiming for

But it might be a
nice by-product.

Eve, stop.

I say we just try
something else.

And I say sympathy's a serpent
that will lead you astray.

But whatever.

Let's try it your way.

Eat.

Eat.

You're the other one,
aren't you?

Yeah.

Where's that other little ray
of sunshine?

Fuck you.

There she is.

Luke, do me a favor,

and like stop calling her
sunshine, okay?

Why?

She finds it offensive.

Everyone's such a fucking
snowflake these days.

You know what I mean.

Listen, why don't you do
me a favor

And take this blindfold off
me for a minute?

Huh.

How long have I been here?

Three days.

You wanna sort me out
with some drugs?

I'm fucking dying here.

Careful what you wish for.

Shut the fuck up.

Luke, I know what you do online
like isn't a true reflection

Of who you are as a person.

Like I know your mom raised
you better than that.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
She did.

Don't talk about my mom.
You don't know her.

Having met you, I'd say she's
a fucking bitch.

Luke, all we want is
for you to admit

what you did to those women

Promise you'll never do it
again and we'll let you go.

Darling, I told you before
I haven't done anything.

You see, darling, I don't get
why you do it?

Why do harass people that
have done fuck all to you?

I've got a dog that ain't been fed in
three days, you know that?

And I've got a period due in
three days.

Answer the fucking question.

Ain't it supposed to be
good cop time?

This isn't working.

Let's just put the headphones
back on and wait it out.

No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Don't do that. Don't do that.

You know what you have to do.

You know what?

Go ahead.

It's only gonna expose you
liberal warriors

for the hypocrites you
really are.

Hypocrites?
Yeah.

Okay.

Hypocrites.

You walk around so smug.

Like you've always got the
moral high ground.

Talking to people like they don't
know what's good for them.

You got fucking dykes on TV
trying to turn men into cucks.

Foreign fucking termites
breeding up a fucking storm

Taking our jobs and our houses.

You know, I lived on those streets
when I was seventeen.

Four years. I didn't get a job.
I didn't get a house.

No one gave a fuck about me.

No one listened to me.

But now, now I got thousands
and thousands of people

that listen to every word I say
like I'm god.

So fuck you.

There's your confession.

And what about what you did
to those women?

(DOORBELL)

(MUFFLED) Help! Help!

(VERY LOW MUFFLED CRIES)

(MUFFLED CRIES)

(WHISTLES)

What are you doing!?

Making a point.

Gag him.

(DOORBELL)

Maybe we should just like
invite her in

For a cup of English breakfast
tea and a biscuit.

Hm.

What are you still doing
with that?

Well, it worked, didn't it?

You're insane.

Ew.

Are you getting this from
Sadie's sister?

Fuck!

Good evening, welcome to
LM News. Our top story.

Founder of men's rights group
BY-MEN-4-MEN, Luke Lowe

has been reported as missing,
prompting the police to open

a criminal investigation.

The 27-year-old activist was
last seen at the King's Arms

in Forest Hill, South East
London, less than a mile

from where his phone was
recovered by a passer-by.

Friends and family of Mr. Lowe
have described him

as a caring, decent and passionate man

and have asked anyone with
information to come forward.

Caring and decent.

This is a disaster.

Caring and fucking decent.

How can you focus on
that right now?!

How can you not?!

Yeah, he's a “racist” and a
“misogynistic”, yeah, we get it.

What the fuck is "this"?

I thought sunshine, dykes and foreign
termites cleared "this" up!

Yes, I get it.

Do you?

Eve, the police are involved
right now.

It's been three days and
he still hasn't confessed

so I think it's time to accept
it's just not working.

Bullshit, it's just not
working yet.

We need to take it up
to the next level.

The next level?

And what's that?
Like, the rack?

Should I check eBay?

See if there's like a
buy-it-now option?

Eve!

Why limit ourselves?

Eve, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Remember we talked about
hasty decisions.

And we're live. Okay.

Have you lost your fucking mind?

Not even close. I'd back up.
You're in shot there.

You know the world's gone to
shit when they describe

a scumbag like this as
caring and decent.

You'll know this fucker
as Luke Lowe.

A coward who goes about
anonymously terrorizing people

just because they're a woman

or they're brown

or they don't conform to his
model of

acceptable sexual behavior.

He makes them not want
to speak out

or go on.

This is a message to all those
who inexplicably

care for this lowlife.

He has no business being
at liberty

to live his life as normal
in civil society.

HE IS NOT FUCKING CIVIL!

I want him to be locked up.

And I won't stop until he is.

I want him to confess to
what he's done.

And I want you to help me.

I'm going to make him suffer

just as he made others suffer.

So I'm inviting you to submit
your ideas

on how to torture this fucker

and I will perform it live
just for you.

Ladies and gentlemen, the power
of justice is in your hands.

What're you doing?

Aiding and abetting a public
execution, it would seem.

A bit of an exaggeration.

Do you have any concept
of consequences?

More than you know.

Where's the fucking
first aid box?!

It's the cupboard under
the sink.

Is everything okay here?

Yeah. Sure. It's fine.
Why wouldn't it be?

You can drop the sarcasm.
It was on the dark web.

Well, I need to change his
bandage. Unless you like want

your subject of torture
to die of sepsis.

Our subject.

Oh, "our subject".

There's those fucking air
quotes again.

Sorry.

(MUFFLED WORDS)

You ain't got the stomach for
this, you know that.

Good cop?

Listen, I need a shit. At least
let me have a shit.

An asshole like you should be
shitting yourself.

Clever.

Well, then, at least take this
blindfold off. Please.

Call it my… call my gift
at the last supper.

Thanks.

I'm not racist, you know.

I'm not sexist. Or a xenophobe.
I'm not...

I'm not anything she's trying
to paint me out to be.

I give a voice to the voiceless,
that's all.

You know, I don't know why
yourself associate with her.

You can shake your head all you
want, you know I'm right.

Muggings, stabbings, riots,
all people like her.

And people like her are
fucking toxic

and you're letting yourself
get dragged down with her

Am I starting to make sense
to you now?

Just take the fucking pills,
asshole.

Maybe one or two mind games
won't hurt.

They're sending in some pretty
fucking awesome ideas.

Do you wanna maybe choose
the first one?

Oh my god!

Holy shit, that's dark. Ah, ew.

Never underestimate people's
appetite for sadism.

Oh no, I like this one.
This is very tasteful.

Open it up.

Evelyn!

Oh my god.

Evelyn, open the door!

It's fine. She'll go away.
She - she came back.

Come on, I know you're in there.

Open the door!

Evelyn, open the door!
Open this door at once.

Come on, Evelyn, open the door.

Open this door now.

I'm going to call the police
if you don't open this door.

I've dialed the first nine.

I'm dialing the second nine.

She's gone.

Come on, open this door now.

She didn't see us.

I know you're in there.
Open the door.

(WHISPERING)

Hey.

I want to see him.

See who?

Have I got idiot across
my forehead?

God, you haven't even changed
your clothes.

Do come inside.

I can't believe you did this.
This is so radical.

You alright there?

I'm fine.

Okay, you're clearly,
like, not fine.

I am. I just need to breathe.

Just take your time.
Deep breaths.

Okay, so I'm not fine. I did
the whole Battle of Lewisham

gay rights thing, but this -
this is intense.

I wouldn't, no, I wouldn't do
that if I were you.

Well, what have you got to say
for yourself?

Who the fuck is this monkey-
loving liberal fucking dyke?

Ok, that's enough.

He's got a mouth on him,
hasn't he?

That's enough.

You two girls are in a lot
of trouble.

So what do we do to sort it out?

We?
We?

Last chance?

You sure about this?

It's more exciting than the WI.

Easy.

Thanks for all your wonderful
suggestions.

It was a tough choice but the
first had to go to anon201

because of their personal
connection to Luke Lowe

And because it was so
fucking good.

Easy.

Head. Eyes.

Do you like it?

New twists continue to emerge
in the Luke Lowe abduction,

which is being led by an
unidentified woman.

Despite her methods,
a groundswell of men and women

have come out in support of her
campaign to Get Luke Lowe.

Trolling is never acceptable

but I think when you're someone
like Luke Lowe

who has been so horrible,
justice needs to be served.

I say they go full-blown
ISIS on him.

Yes!

The fucking cunt deserves
to die.

Yes.

To die!

I can't fucking believe it.
Seriously.

Promise them blood and they'll show up
to the Colosseum, it would seem.

I wanna join you for this one.

Me too.

Sure.

(MUFFLED CRIES)

Let me know if you start to
feel queasy.

(REGURGITATES)

(LAUGHTER)

Give them an MBE.
They're my heroes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yeah.

Three women have now been
identified as being involved

with the abduction of Luke Lowe,

calling themselves a
women's movement

against the abusive behavior
of online trolls.

In response, male activists

have come out to counter
the supporters.

I don't know these women and
I don't think they have a point.

They don't have a point because
you don't do that kind of thing.

You're talking about social
justice and then you go

grab a man and take him,
you lock him down.

And then what, you beat him up?
Who the fuck you think you are?

We're gonna fuck you up.

You didn't have much to say on
the live stream today.

No, you didn't.

I was a little preoccupied.

With?

We have one day left.

And we're in exactly the
same position

as we were at the start.

He's close.

Oh, he is, ah, I didn't realize.

You're really gonna do this?

Oh yeah, yeah. I'm really
gonna do this.

Look, he's an asshole.
We know that.

But there has to be something
redeeming about him.

Oh yeah, that's good.
Really good.

You agree with this?

Yes, I do.

(MUFFLED CRIES)

(MUFFLED CRIES)

What are you doing?

Sssshhhh.

Ew.

Thanks.

Shut up.

Asshole.

You forgot to say,
shut up asshole.

You know, I don't
understand you.

I saw a picture of your dad and
your mum. And she's -

She's Asian.

She's not my mum.

She's a fucking whore who
stole my dad

and gives him happy endings.

Oh.

That's all.

A fucking whore.

See I really wanna believe that
there's more to you, asshole

but when you say shit like that

like sometimes I think you
deserve everything you get.

Sometimes?

You know she's playing on
your white guilt, right?

Trying to drag you down
with her.

Listen, stop. Listen.

I don't know you.
I don't know your name.

I don't know anything.

But if you … if you help me

I promise

as far I'm concerned, you had
nothing to do with it.

Oh, come on.

Where's Bonnie?

Good question.

Is everything okay?

It's fucking fantastic.

This is a problem. They could
catch up with us tomorrow.

Go anywhere nice?

Just a walk to clear my head.

And?

And I think we should let
him go.

There's no fucking way.

Like now.

We still have time to get
a confession.

Ah, so this is still
about Sadie?

Are you insinuating that
it's not?

Eve, you're obsessed.

Have you ever thought about why
our friends disappear on you?

Because they literally cannot
deal with your constant rants

about how society fucks you over

every single time we go out.

It defines you.

I'm sorry I'm not afforded the
position in society

where I can forget who I am.

Because I'm reminded of it
every time

I step out that fucking door.

Or when I'm online.

Or when I walk in to a job.

So yes, it defines me because I
don't have a fucking choice.

You think that I don't have to
deal with shit

from assholes like him?!

Like how I have to deal with it?

You know I forgot it was you
against the fucking world.

We get it.

Who's we?

Ladies, we don't need this
division amongst ourselves.

It's us against the
fucking world.

Well, maybe you should
remind her of that.

Because she always jumps on
because it's so cool.

Oh okay.

And it won't upset anyone
or hurt my career.

And does this color of lipstick
look good on me?

Sorry that I'm not a twenty-four
hour, raging-

Say it.

Militant-

Militant.

Feminist.

Yeah, I like to fuck men
while it's still legal.

What's wrong with that?

There's nothing wrong with that.

He's not going anywhere.

He's gonna confess to what he
did if it's the last thing I do.

Oh what are you gonna do now?

Like, knock him out his senses?

Or maybe get like super iconic
and like cut off an ear?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No.

Eve!

Eve! Eve!
Eve!

Get the fuck off me!

Eve!

Aren't you forgetting something?

You look different to what
I thought.

Fuck!

Where are you going?

Where … Where are you going?!

I say we dump him in Peckham in
a white supremacist t-shirt

and let nature take its course.

Ever since I've known you,

you've been on my arse
about everything.

Rubbish bins. You got my parents
cited for overgrown hedges

and now you're talking about
dumping bodies.

I have a dead husband

two daughters who are
absolute bitches

and who never visit.

And I have that great
big house all to myself.

Everybody needs -I don't know-
a sense of purpose, I suppose.

I didn't know.

I suppose I've been a bit
of a dick to you.

A little bit.

I guess I assumed we didn't have
anything in common.

Your gilet doesn't exactly
scream bra burner.

Does it need to?

I'm so tired.

Then get some rest.

We'll sort all this
out in the morning.

Oh Sadie Sadie Sadie.

You're my lady maybe maybe,
my sweet… lady.

What are you doing?

Throwing in the towel
it would seem.

Nice shade.

Lady Danger.

Very fitting.

Screw you.

I wasn't being sarcastic.

Oh then, like, unscrew you.

What are you doing?

I take it you didn't see the
news this morning.

This was my favorite.

I wouldn't fuck that ugly,
broad-nosed bitch

if you paid me all the money
in the world.

Yeah.

Actually, maybe I would if I
had a banana as a strap-on.

Look at them.

We're going to come for you.

We're going to take one of the
studio wires, tie it to a tree …

I said look at them.

… and lynch you. Yeah.

Luke? FUCKING LOOK AT THEM!

What did she do to him?

What did she do to him that
would warrant this.

Tell me. Tell me.

I can only imagine what must've
been going through

her mind when she read this.

She - she was our baby.
She was our child.

Do you have anything to say?

I got nothing to say.

(GASPS)

No, you can't be so
fucking cold.

You must have something to say.

(GASPS)

(COUGHING)

Thank you.

I need to get my phone,
make some calls.

No one knows that it was
you here, Dorothy.

I'm not leaving you.

I'll be back in ten.

They're coming for us.

I'm kinda looking forward
to prison.

My mum and dad are gonna
kill me anyway.

Probably.

They don't allow make-up
in prison, right?

I don't know.

Vapes?

Depends on the flavor.

You know on the plus side,

think about what this'll
do for my career.

You know when I get out,
I could get my own series.

Yeah?

Yeah. You know, we can
be joint leads.

Is there anywhere you've
wanted to go?

Hawaii. Yeah. Or like India.
Central America.

You know, somewhere I can like
volunteer and

put my like liberal
guilt to good use.

Not like that's gonna happen
for a while.

What about Cadiz in the
South of Spain?

My Uncle Tom lived there
for a bit.

Drink.

Might be your last one
in a while.

I can't.

I'm driving.