Get Lucky (2019) - full transcript

Hey! Finally vacation.

We are free.

And folks, believe
me, I'm so ready.

What? You never
heard of Major Shag?

You are so innocent

But when I'm done with
you, you're a horny bitch.

I'm doing things with you that
you thought was impossible.

If you think I'm done
and begging for mercy

I say, "Baby, I'm warming up. "

Aaron,
Pornstar Number One.

Open up!



And that's my gang.

You have something there.

- Digga. -No.

I tell you, it happens
this summer.

- I can feel it. -Take me.

Julia and
David, best friends.

Julia, sex changes everything.

- But i stay your first lady?
- Forever.

Hannah and
Mehmet, our dream couple.

And? Does it taste good?

Is your little sister just
hanging on our legs?

Emma. Please smile.

Does it work?

Clear. This is
scientifically proven.



- Why are you single then?
- Wait, pimper.

- Pussy. -Peach.

- Mumu. -Rifle.

Underground car park.

- Drive-in. -Hotspot.

Juicer.

Punani.

What is Punani?

Ciabatta with Mortadella.

- bun!

- I don't like pussies.
- Yes, David, we know.

- You also? -Clear.

But Julia
still likes David.

It is you, the skies are
open We grow, we grow up

And be the grown-ups We
deny, we deny to bring it on

- Yes. -Freedom.

The games can begin.

'Cause we don't say
no wherever we go, go

Whenever we doubt
we're steady apart

'Cause we don't say
no Whenever we start

Whenever we fall
we're steady apart

Wild stare at the dust bowls

Time is a gift

Praying for the fog to lift

Full joy for my trussed soul

I get high

Say bye-bye

Fuck.
Where did we end up?

- Nothing works here. -No.

- There's probably no gay scene here.
- Believe me, homos are everywhere

Where is this aunt now?

Doesn't that
start horror movies?

- Ellen! -

Ellen is cool. We can
do whatever we want with her.

Wow. So many are you.

Welcome to the Virgin Island.

we? Spinsters?

Not for long.

Don't think you can
do what you want here.

But that's exactly
what we were going to do.

Emma, ​​should
I take your backpack?

Thanks. How far?

I thought your aunt
was a hippie bride.

I don't know why
she's helicoptering.

Nice.

Very cool.

Walked in.

Boah, Diggi, I
have a lucid dream.

Awesome.

I need an appointment right away.

Boah.

Cheesy, dude.

rule number one...

At sunset you are in the house.

- what?
- Rule number two...

- Here with your drugs.
- huh?

No grass? Dope? Weed?

We don't have drugs.

You are more narrow-minded
than your parents.

I promised my
brother to take care.

He wanted to get rid of us so
that he could fuck his new girlfriend.

If someone gets
pregnant here, it's my turn.

It's hard to avoid.

Rule number three...

You'll do it.
- ...

- How are you?
- Brother, your brats are here.

Please remind them of sunscreen.
They get sunburned immediately.

Really. Did
you because of drugs...

Fuck.

No, I didn't feel her.

What are you doing now?

- Let's go.
- Off to the beach.

Aaron, Digga.

Juhu!

The main thing is that
they are in bed in time.

And Emma doesn't like kohlrabi.

Are they already gone?

This may indeed be something.

All the best super
things All do, all do

What you dream you have to do

All the best super things

Just do it. Just do it

And everything is now

It is everything, everything now

Life is short

Too short for a long face

And what you
dream you have to do

Do you see the surf instructor?

Hot, right?

Better hide away.

Would you rather hide?

All the best super things

Everything is now

Aren't you going into the water?

Nah, I hate swimming.

Since when has that been?

I'll die soon anyway.

Okay. What makes you think that?

Breast cancer.

There's a lump here.

Man, Emma. It's just your tits.

They are growing.

They are getting so fat!

But I don't want tits!

Well.

- Ey, you funeral dumpling. -Ey.

Boah, who is that?

Emma.

Man.

What's up, Emma?

With you it's always
about one thing.

What else is it about?

And since Julia has had her
period, she's been so embarrassed.

Hey... Emmchen.

You know, nobody
does anything to me.

If you like, we'll take a boat tour.

- Really? -Yes really.

There's
really hot guys here.

For you, not for me.

You have to give me a few tips.

At last! God. I thought you
wanted to be a virgin forever.

- Strawberry twice?
- Yes.

Hey, look, how about that?

- And the two. - ...

Please be fine.

- Have a good time! -Thank you.

Hey!

It was not me.

Too bad.

God I'm dying.

Two strawberries.

Two strawberries. And for you?

...vanilla and chocolate.

Yuck. Okay. Sure
you don't get one like that.

How so?

How, why? What kind
of porn are you watching?

Absolutely none.

Everyone watches porn.

- No, I swear. -

Then maybe different:

Do you know anyone
with armpit hair?

- Clear. -Except your dad.

N / A.

tongue acrobat...

looking...

...snake charmer.

- Hi. -Hi.

Ouch. Julia, it
didn't even start.

Why am i doing this to myself

Then maybe at least
someone licks you.

- So then. Good day.
- good afternoon.

So.

You can choose
your style and color.

hashtag,

Butterfly,

Fidget spinner.

Whatever you want.

I'll make you a
fucking giraffe too.

Or your parents' phone number.

The. "Hollywood Cut".

"Hollywood Cut"? Good choice.

Then you free yourself, please.

Moment!

I do not want everything.

Then the classic?

The runway.

Yes.

N / A?

Yes.

I already guess what
should land there.

Give me a handkerchief.

Over there.

Here.

Did you come

Well, a little bit.

Then why did you moan so much?

Well, because it was still fun.

Nevertheless?
Apparently not enough.

Do you want again?

Nah, let's go.

Am I doing something wrong?

Why you? You came.

There is also a
Russian submarine.

A fun pool with
a slide and a wild water track.

And a dark hole.

There was a terrorist attack in
Hamburg and all your parents are...

dead.

Nice.

Hello, sweetie.

I want to summon your snake.

Are you coming to my hotel

- Later. We eat. -

bingo. There was the first.

Dude, it stinks me full.

- Awesome. -Yes.

Let's go.

You look chic.

- You too.

- Ciao, Ellen.
- Ciao.

- Thank you again for cooking.
- With pleasure.

You will be home
by ten at the latest.

Yes.

What are you doing here?

Aren't you going to the party?

I? I'm not stupid.

Hey what's going on?

Hey.

Seriously?

What then?

Digga, did you see that? She
turns this guy on before my eyes.

- Are you crazy? -Incredible.

Mehmet, come with me.

Read this and you will
have so many pussies

that you wish you had two tails

Okay, what do I have to do?

When I fall
asleep And I am going to dream

Then it's you I am thinking of

So sweet

Singing the rain away

- Are you two to me? -Yes man.

And wake up with a smile
Just being happy for a while

You said you know that
you are not the only one

- Hey. -What's up?

- All right?
- Yes everything is good.

- Will you give me a beer?
- Yes, sure.

You know I am yours And
I am singing just for you

Hey

Yo, what's up?

- Noah, I'm happy. -David.

Nice. I've never seen you here.

- Julia! -Hey.

- Did we see each other on the water?
- Come over. I have to show you something.

Do you want to feel

Okay. What?

Awesome.

- Not good? -Yes, yes.

- Colored too? -Pink.

What?

Do you think he's on it too?

Who? Noah?

Noah.

- Nah. -Jealous?

Sweetie, I don't like pussies.

- Wanna bet? -You lose anyway.

Okay, whoever
loses has to win...

No, better: the winner and Noah

organize a romantic
picnic with sparkling wine.

- Deal. -Deal.

Jo, are you still drinking
something? I invite you.

Three "Sex on the Beach".

You are not 18.
For you only "Virgin".

"Virgin", very funny.

You're a surf instructor,
aren't you? I want to surf.

Sure, come over.
I'll give you an hour.

Morning? I am also at the start.

Nice. Then tomorrow
at half past nine.

- Cool, great. -Cool.

- I'm happy, goodbye -See you.

- Ciao. -Ciao.

He really likes me.

In your fuckin 'dreams.

It's your turn.

Yes.

What year did
the Berlin Wall fall?

What wall?

I can not anymore. You won.

- No. Wait. One more question.
- I am tired.

- A question. -Okay.

Can your guts burst during sex?

I don't know the card at all.

Answer the question.

Very unlikely.

Why does dad's girlfriend
have to be tied up during sex?

What?

Your daughter catches you
having sex and you don't talk to her?

Yes. I know.

Then you thought:

Your sister is a sexologist.
That can fix that in a week.

Okay.

What do you want to know?

Chicks are mostly in groups.

We stalk like lions
at an antelope herd.

Hot chicks in particular
don't want to be ignored.

Never talk to the horny, but
first treat yourself to her friend,

until the horny comes
to you all by yourself

- Okay, go. -Quiet, Digga, calm.

If you speak to her, make her small.

- How so? -How, why?

If I find her good, what
does it do if she hates me?

Ask simple questions that
she can't answer yes or no.

- And physical contact. -Okay.

I should ask open
questions, grab them

and get ready?

- Man! Just imitate me -Okay.

Bro, not that serious.
You look like a psycho.

Keep smiling.

All hot
chicks in one place.

hey, nice outfit.

Thank you.

Are you a model?

A little bit. I was on the front
page of the Nordic dike display.

Cool. Is this a porn magazine?

What?

Dude, are you still alright?

Diggi, why did you say
that? That was insulting.

That's exactly what it's
about. You have to break it.

Come on. And now you.

Hey May I read your hand?

Hi. I don't believe
in it, but why not?

You seem to be a
very sensual person.

Your venus mound
is very distinctive

and your heart
line very powerful.

You're getting to
know a very cool guy

who will be the first
German-Turkish Chancellor.

You could be...

I'll read the other hand later.

Ouch!

I look like a plucked chicken

with a pink runway
between the legs.

- Morning is back to normal.
- I'll let it grow again.

Then nobody licks you.

Who doesn't lick me
because I have a bush

is not the right one.

So come here.

Do it once and off you go.

So if a man and a
woman want to make love

then the penis becomes stiff
and the vagina becomes moist.

How old am I? Five?

Do you have to be naked to fuck?

You don't have to, no.

If you like it, do
it in a diving suit.

You would need a
zipper or a hole in the...

Can you put the
pill in your pussy?

Sure, you can do that.

- Just don't bring anything.
- Very funny.

And what is a pussy pop?

Two beers, please.

Thank you.

Here, Digga.

- Hi, is there something to drink?
- Yes, sure.

Digga, give her a
try. She likes you.

Nah, man. Never. You have
to ignore your target object.

Come on, bring her one. Hey

Come on.

- Now go now. -

- Hi. -Hey.

- All right? -How are you?

Fuck.

Great.

Wow.

"Take the ring and
your thing will be ready. "

Chéri, I'm so keen on you.

Are you coming over?

Hello?

hello?

- Morning. -Morning.

- Do you want to go to the bathroom too?
- Yes, in front of you!

Ey!

Sorry baby, but Noah is mine.

You are such a pussy, ey.

At least I don't have one.

- Hey. -Hey.

Hey

- Hey. - You have...

- Cool style. -Thank you.

Hops

- Jo, do we start? -Yes!

So, we know the
position. We are in support.

Now we want to raise our
hips quickly and vigorously,

jump on both feet and
then ride the wave, okay?

And off!

A little more up.

Hold down so that you are stable.

I agree.

Do you have experience
or is it your first time?

He is still a virgin.

Then we feel our way slowly?

Hey

I am also a virgin.

Good.

Are
you ready for the water?

- Yes. -Yes / Yes.

Cool.

I have a smoothie
here, self-made.

Cool, thanks.

Mmh.

- Megalecker, man. -Thank you.

We start with the basics, yes?

Hey Aaron. Wake up.

- Aaron! -

Emma, ​​what are you doing here?

What about our boat trip now?

Equal.

Did you sleep well?

Hotel Seeblick. I'll
be waiting for you in the lobby.

Fuck.

- Are you coming? Please...
- Fuck.

- Please, I'm so keen on you.
- What's this?

- A double rabbit. -Please come.

- Can I have it?
- It's for fucking.

But not for boring
pensioner sex,

but for hot porn star sex.

Fuck. Ouch! Crap.

Sorry, Diggi, in a hurry.
The bitch is waiting.

The caller?

Exactly, it is already groaning
on the be "Aaron, please, come. "

"Please get me!"

Don't
call them "Bitch".

What bitch?

Major Shag
doesn't burn anything.

Better a blind date
than no date at all.

Okay, here comes Aaron.

I am also called Major Shag,

and I'll get it from you.

good afternoon.

Good day,

Everything okay?

Easy.

You don't even have
stamina while jogging.

Thank you. So is it up to me?

- Hey. -Hey.

Your girlfriend,
what's her name?

Do you mean julia

Give your arm.

- You can get in touch.
- I tell her.

What did he want from you?

Sex.

Come up.

The best thing is to get
more power out of your legs.

Noah, help!

Yes wait. Wait.

Help, Noah!

- Hey. -Are you helping me now?

- - Sure.

- -What?

God, have you
never seen breasts?

Vegan, organic,
fair trade and gluten free.

Mmh.

You should be a cook.

Really? Do you find?

No, I'm not good
enough for that.

Clear.

I'm finishing my studies

and then we do it
on a really nice beach

together a restaurant.

- Don't kid me.
- I do not do.

I really don't.

Hey

It was not me.

What are you still doing today?

Win a bet.

- Well, you lollipops? -Hey.

N / A.

Can I have a piece?

- Clear. -

- Delicious. -Okay. I hit it, okay?

I still have an
hour. See you later.

- Ciao. - goodbye

You are so cheap, ey.

Easy. Every defeat
brings you closer to your goal.

...sorry.

Take off your clothes,
man. This is nudism here.

It looks like a donut. Hair
everywhere and a hole in the middle.

- You look the same later.
- That's real masculinity.

King, Ghandi, Marx: Everyone
had hair on their chests.

I like smooth and slippery.

- How about the caller?
- Class number.

Five mega orgasms.
I got her so...

Hi. Are you going
to cream my back

Sure.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Fuck.

- What's happening? -Nothing.

Did you get your days

Wow.

It's nice.

- Welcome to the club.
- fucking club!

- I have it too. -Yet again?

Me too.

I bleed like a pig for five
days every three weeks.

I all six, but then
nothing works.

I know babe.

Thanks for the information.

Guys, we're bleeding.
And another thing:

We don't just blow bubbles.

We poop!

Guys, I'm bleeding to death here!

Here you can have.

...I'm still a virgin.

I hope so.

No. I can not believe it.

My nieces believe
the virgin delusion?

What delusion?

The myth of the sacred hymen.

This is utter nonsense.

The first time it doesn't
have to bleed or hurt.

How do you know
if a girl has had sex?

You can't see that.
Not even gynecologists.

- Really? -Yes.

I can do it.

Because of this nonsense, so
many girls worldwide suffered.

I can not hear it anymore!

Sorry, I have my days.

I really have other
problems now.

I come with you.

Truth or Dare?

Truth.

What was your most embarrassing experience?

We had swimming
training in school.

I noticed afterwards that
I got out of the swimsuit

the cord is hanging out of the tampon.

- Truth or Dare? -Mandatory.

Pick someone you want to kiss.

- Noah. -

- Noah, Noah! - kissing!

Hui.

Wow.

Age.

He meant you.

You won.

- Mandatory. -

Give the bottle...

a blowjob.

- Easy. -

Be careful with your teeth.

- Hi. -Hey.

- Hi. -N / A?

Fuck!

Does anyone know the corkscrew trick?

Nah.

Nah.

Guys, the corkscrew
trick? Nobody?

It's too hot.

She's killing me.

It kills me.

It's dad.

Talk to him.

No buck.

Fuck.

- Hi there? -It's me.

Yes?

- What are you doing now?
- How so?

- You're already in bed, right?
- Yes.

- For real? I hear there...
- It's very quiet here.

- Promise me...
everyone is in bed.

- It's important... -Yes.

- ... that they rest.
- Good night!

And where are they?

Truth.

when was the
last time you got one down?

I would like
to get one down now.

Earlier. I need it
at least once a day.

What?

You always have time
for the important things.

Once a day?

I have an appointment with
Dr. five times a day Masturbinski.

That is why the toilet
paper is always at home.

Okay. I have a whole
starry sky on the ceiling.

You have no pressure five times.

I shoot higher
than anyone I know.

Let's start.
Village versus city.

Or don't you shoot far
enough with your party pickles?

- We jerk you off!
- I want to see that.

- Count me in.
- Ey, but not here please.

- Nah, right?
- How gross.

- The bullies, ey. What's that about?
- God.

Guys, don't you do it yourself?

But already.

That is really nice.

- No. I do not do such things.
- What for?

Maybe because it's fun?

How else do you want
to know how you like it?

I bet you don't know
what yours looks like.

Yes, it's not that easy either.

Don't you have a mirror

I don't like pussies.

Not on your own, either?

Well, I would lick myself

but I can't get it.

What are you staring at? Envious?

On what? On his gonorrhea?

What's up dude Give your
best. We still lose because of you.

Digga, don't stare like that.

Ey, he can't even get one up.

How old are you? Pensioner?

Well guys.

Fuck.

And who won now?

What did I say when
you should be home?

Seriously...

Did you look at
yourself down there?

Nah. You?

Hi there?

I'm talking to you.
No more funny.

From now on you will stay
at home. Or I'll come with you.

I'm 16.

You're so embarassing.
Fully the philistine aunt.

Embarrassing?

Yes.

At least I know what
my pussy looks like.

Here. It's
from the ice cream seller.

Take a picture.

- What's up.
- He gave it to me for you.

- Really? -Yes. Really.

But I want Noah.

Come on! You just don't
want David to get Noah.

Hey, come here.

I know how it hurts you But it
doesn't get any better that way.

Promise me you'll call him.

Never.

Boah, I think blowjob
without swallowing is not possible.

What, dude?

Everyone has to
decide for himself

what he swallows and what doesn't.

As long as she
chooses to swallow.

Say, is there XXL here?

There's only XS for you.

Funny.

Wrong.

You have to hold
it on top at the top.

There must be no air in
there. Then carefully pull down.

Boah, Digga.

You're annoying.

I think I fell in love.

- The surfer?
- A megapussy.

Are you crazy?
Political correctness?

Man, Diggi. I mean
the pussy over there.

Cool.

Age.

Hey guys, come
on. Let's get away

You're
making me all wet.

- I'll get you. -Hot.

Luke, I'm your father.

I'm a great
pussy. Mehmet.

I'll get you.
Yes, come here.

- Hi there? -

- We were looking for you.
- Do you have an appointment?

- What do you do with something like that?
- She'll show us right away.

- So something like that.
- What then?

We still don't know
how she likes it.

Maybe
she likes it very tender.

Or maybe a little harder.

This is the clit pearl.

It is extremely sensitive.

With every touch it's
like a violent explosion.

I think I'll get a stand.

- Take it seriously.
- You shouldn't rub it on.

Nah.

And here... it also
feels particularly good.

The clitoris is a
huge erectile tissue.

As big as the
penis, just inside.

Awesome.

How do you notice
that she is horny?

Dude, how stupid are you?
When she screams with lust.

Well, you can't be
so sure about that.

If it comes towards you
with the pool, is damp...

Sometimes it's like she
sucks her finger in on her own.

Now me.

No, no, no.

From the outside to the inside

prepare with feeling.

It feels good.

I think I'll be right there.

How do you
know that she has an orgasm?

- If she... -

...flinches rhythmically inside.

Sometimes you don't feel it.

Can it be that she
doesn't notice it herself?

Yes, she notices when she comes.

Do you have any questions?

Good. I still have something to do.

- Yes, sure. -You leave it here!

Yes, of course.

Have you ever had an orgasm?

Clear.

Through clitoral stimulation
or through the G-spot?

So...

How... How are you coming?

How... how do you do that?

Well...

With your fingers?

Ciao, brother heart.

Ellen? Hi there? Hi there!

It's my birthday tomorrow!

We celebrate in. It’s
going to be really cool.

- Sexparty! -

Digga,
the milf is so hot.

- Would you fuck them?
- I? No way.

Neither do I.

On old horses you learn to ride.

I'll show you who the
real "sex expert" is here.

- Let the shit, man. -Aaron!

- Man. - Aaron.

Strike!

Has anyone lost a condom?

Nope.

Things are
supposed to stay on it.

...we can't do it.

Can you show us, Mistress?

I have no duty today.

You're welcome.

Well, pull down your
swimming trunks.

All three.

Hopp, hopp.

She just wants to
demonstrate her superiority.

Was that a political statement?

- Sex is always political.
- Mehmet Luther King.

No, it's wet!

- Hey! -

Hello? Ellen!

Hi there? Ellen!

Martin?

Martin?

And? What about my
mega romantic date?

What more do you want?
You have everything.

- That was the deal. -Shit deal.

You are a bad loser!

Better than a fagot!

At least I don't
stay a virgin forever.

Here are you.

What is it?

No wonder nobody wants me.

With the fat butt

with the breast, and
look at these feet.

I have the
same feet and I like them.

Great.

Thank you. Now I
feel so much better.

Sorry, I just
wanted to help you.

Should I help you? Dad
won't leave his new girlfriend

just because you think she sucks.

Violent.

Hannah!

How long have you been graduating?

The pee does not come from the pussy,
but from the hole under the clitoris.

How do
you figure that out?

Hello?

Chéri, come over.

You're welcome...

You know where to find me.

Eight o'clock? Please
really come this time, yes?

yes.

- Yes.
- Okay.

Hi there?

Now you can start.

Yes, okay.

Fuck!

Hey

- Hi. -So, what do you look like?

How so?

But you don't go to the
party like that, do you?

Don't you like it?

But.

But I don't want you to go
to this sex party like that.

So am I embarrassing you?

You are not embarrassing me.
The dress is embarrassing to me.

The dress, yes?

You're just going to control me.

Trust is good, control is
better. Lenin already said that.

I assume Lenin also said

that you should fuck me?

You're constantly working
on this moped servant.

What?

You forgot them.

Major Shag.
Would you get me hard?

Yes, that's how you like it.

Allow,

Major Shag.

Pornstar Number
One. Always ready.

Hey

Let's go boating.

Emmchen, not
today. I have my date.

With who?

With sex?

You now too?

Sorry, happens.

But you promised me.
You even suggested it.

Nobody does anything to me.

Hey, big one. In a few years
you will be a really cool woman.

Then the boys fight over
who can go boating with you.

And? Does everything stand for my date?

Don't forget the rubbers.

Hey, wait a minute.

I'm so sorry.

What? That you called me fagot?

Man, I didn't mean that.

Maybe I just did it with Noah

so that I can
finally get over you

And? Did it work?

A little bit?

You're my best friend,

but I stand on tails
and you have none.

Thank God.

What about the ice cream guy?

- What about that?
- "What about that?"

Strawberry, chocolate, vanilla...

There was something.

Who wants to make the party playlist?

Julia cannot. She has
a very romantic date.

- Really now?
- Yes, go. Come over.

Hey.

Hi.

Vanilla, please.

Come on.

Hi.

- You?
- Didn’t you really check that?

How did you like
my French accent?

Oui.

Falling in on it.

When I fall
asleep And I'm going to dream

Then it's you I'm thinking of

So sweet

Singing the rain away

And I wake up with a smile

Just being happy for a while

You said you know that
you're not the only one

But a song may confirm
That you are wrong, it's true

That I just want you

You and nothing else to do

You know I'm yours And
I'm singing just for you...

Is this real
or a lucid dream?

And now?

Watch TV?

...countless animal species.

Millions of birds
come every year,

to rest and brood.

By planting with dune grass...

- Is that yours? -Yes.

Wow.

I wrote for you.

Didn't you

- -It's okay.

...for coastal protection...

Hey

- Hi.
- Hi.

Hi.

What would you have
done if I hadn't come?

- Then I would have called again.
- Really?

Really.

Hey You've been a bad boy.

Come here. I need to spank you.

Hey

- Is everything going well again?
- Yes.

- Hi. -Hi.

- You're there? -I missed you.

- Brother dear.
- I'll take the ferry now.

- What do you do? -See you soon.

What? Now?

My brother is on the way here.

Emma, ​​sorry, do you
know where your sister's...

Emma?

Shit.

Don't you like it?

But.

Runway.

- Do you like that?
- I'm crazy for you.

Yes baby.

Major Shag will
screw your brain out.

Who?

...well, my avatar.

Your avatar?

Yes.

Come here, you.

- He? -Aaron!

Shit.

- Hey. -Hey.

Here you forgot it.

Emma, ​​are you crazy? Come on, get out.

huh?

Pensioner sex.

You're in a hurry.

- That will not do.
- Wrong around?

Don't just turn around.

Do you have another

Now he's tired anyway.

Do not you enjoy it anymore?

Hey Hey, easy.

Easy.

- What is? -

I thought you wanted sex.

Is this your first time?

So...

No.

Come over.

Give me your hand.
I'll show you how I like it.

A little firmer.

Yes.

Yes, that's good.

- No. -Never mind.

Hey, don't worry.

Yes, do something.

- -You really
like me, don't you?

I have wanted you
since I saw you.

I also you.

- Really? -Really.

Yes.

I'll give you 20 minutes.

- Just pull him out.
- No, I don't do that.

Why not? I take
the pill afterwards.

There are also diseases.

Okay. You think i'm sick

That... I didn't say that.

Yes, maybe you are sick.

Who has the runway?

You do not even know me.

But am I good enough to fuck?

Apparently not even that.

- Hi there. -Hi.

You can definitely be helped, right?

- I want to look around first.
- Okay.

Yes, it's great for
prostate stimulation.

You have never had
an orgasm like this.

Aha, okay, and...

For women, so...

Is there something...

...so that the
woman comes to orgasm?

Definitely?

Oah. Always this pressure
to perform. Definitely?

Sorry.

And maybe with something else?

Mhm... no

Are you kidding me?
This is a sex shop.

No. Yes, this is
a sex shop, but...

Have you never heard of
cool sex or the silent union?

Enjoy, that's what it's all about.

To let go. Orgasm
is not the goal.

Maybe not for you.

We offer great
workshops on slow sex.

Come on by some time.

I'll just take this one.

So... see you again.

Bye.

"You can only get over David
if you fuck someone else. "

That worked really well.

If it were that easy.

"Or just leave you
with a runway. "

Yes, a runway.

Empty.

Fuck. Always the same. Fucking coffee.

I know where we can get them.

Where, then?

- Strawberry taste?
- Mmm. Delicious.

What are you doing alone on
the street in the middle of the night?

What does it look like?

Mhm.

What is it?

This is an anal plug.

And Emma, ​​what's the matter?

And... that there?

The...

is the double rabbit.

Ellen is there.

Kinnings.

I have it.

Ellen! At last.

Wait. Something is still missing.

- Here... -Thank you.

Not for that, right?

Greetings to Elke. Beautiful
evening. Come over.

Yes bye.

Julia!

Shit.

God.

Don't look down.

God!

Dear God, don't let
me die as a virgin.

Julia!

Help!

- Help! -Julia!

- Help! -Julia!

Ellen! Ellen, help, please!

- Please help me.
- I help you. Take my hand.

- -Take it again.

- Julia! -I can not.

- Come over!
- You can do it!

Give me your hand.

- Three two one. -

Yes, go!

You won't do that again.

Look at the moped servant.

- Did you take care of her well?
- He?

Huh?

Julia.

Brother dear.

- Hi. -Surprise!

Julia. Next time
I think of rubbers.

And I think your pink porn
hairstyle is actually cool.

What I want to tell you...

Yes...

- I want to sleep with you. -Hey.

This is my father.

Shit.

Am I right here? Tell
me what's going on here.

Don't blame me.
You have no idea.

You made the only shit.

What do you want from
me? I have sex, okay?

Or better, do I have
sex too? In my way.

Dad, please no details.

Hey, Mr. Koller. What's up?

I'm going to get a beer now.

I just wanted you

best wishes from.

Nice that you're here.

- Hey. -Hi.

You still wanted to read my hand.

I don't feel like palm
reading right now.

And? Do you have?

Nah. I will wait a little longer.

But he's cute.

May I?

You will always
be my first lady.

Okay.

Rub, lick, suck, circle...

Beat?

What about spray cream?

- You tried everything? -Yes.

Have you ever
asked what she's into?

So how does she like it?

Fuck.

I'm really such a
miserable feminist.

Emma, ​​I know the whole
scene wasn't that cool for you.

And...

I'm so sorry.

Next time, just close
your fucking door.

That means we're good now?

Do you still have your girlfriend

Which friend?

- I'll get another beer. -Mhm.

And that is confiscated.

We'll have it right away.

Do not feel disturbed. Have fun.

Where's Aaron?

He's fucking!

I have a lucid dream.

Sometimes
you're looking for the one...

Hey, wait!

...and find something completely different.

And sometimes that's so much better.

Sex changes everything.

It's like riding a bike.

You fall on the snout
a thousand times.

But at some point
it works all by itself.

Come on.

Hello my dears.

Concentrated masculinity.

None has burst. Shit!

- N / A? -

- Hello?
Command to the headquarters.

And zack.

- And zack..

Are you so happy to see me?

- Why are you coming now?
- Unfortunately, I can't say that.

Wait a minute. Huh? I have sex.

Ready for take-off.

- What... -I can pop with that.

Cut wood? Hot.

Okay. Hey guys...

- That... -That was over there.