Gayniggers from Outer Space (1992) - full transcript
Extraterrestrial beings travel the galaxy to free men "oppressed" by females to make way for an entirely-homosexual society.
The Universe. Its mighty power
Its evolutionary force ...
... not to be stopped by anyone
In its beauty, yes, this is
a happy place to stay, filled with ...
... harmony and cosmic joy. A freedom
place where men can express themselves
be as when they were born
All of this is because someone cares
because someone looks after us
When we sleep, when we play
When we act natural
This is a movie about those, who risk
life and partners to guarantee living...
... in a wonderful and free universe
This is a movie, about the
gay niggers from outer space
The gay niggers come from the planet
Anus. In the 8th Sun system
Far, far away from here
And they are much, much more intelligent
than any other creature in the Universe
The most fascinating thing about them is
that they, with the help of their super
intelligence, and their highly developed
telepathic system: Braintapping, will
be able to create a world, a society
a perfect world to live in
without the presence of women
A MALE ONLY WORLD
We are in one of the federations' gay
nigger ships. Ringmusculaturus II
Let's take a look at the crew
World Captain B. Dick a strict
well educated leader
Not so friendly and a father figure
for the rest of the crew.
Chief Technician Sgt. Shaved Balls, one
warm kind person
and a damn good space technician
He's been working a long time
together with Captain B. Dick.
And this is Mr Schwul, a German speaking
gay nigger from the area of brown Anus.
who still practices the old gay nigger
religion
A ritual of worshiping human excrements
He's a psychological genius on board,who
saved the ship and its crew many times.
And here's the gay agent ArmInAss.
He just finished Gay Agent School
and is on his first flight in space.
The fifth and last member of the crew is
the data man Doctor D. Ildo
An expert in biology
and in manipulation of other races
and life forms in the universe
A very important person on these
special missions.
We will let them speak for themselves.
- Captain, we got something
on the radar.
- What is it?
- Well sir it's too big to be another
ship or meteor.
- To me it looks like, like....
- Like what?
- Like a Planet.
- A Planet.
- Ein Planet.
- A Planet.
- A Plonet.
- Get coordinates Ildo. And give me
a dyacon in five minutes.
- And Schwul, check the
mental analysis machine.
- Hail, we will be able to do an ultra
swip over in 25 seconds.
- Ok everybody, ultra swip over
in 18 seconds.
- ArmInAss activate tender per sensor
in the transpower system.
- Ildo?
- Four, three, two, one
- Ultra swip over.
- Ok, chief. I got the dyacon.
- What we have here is a
planet called Earth.
- There's life on it and a lot of water.
- It seems rather primitive.
- And sir, there's something terrible
going on down there.
- Take it easy, Ildo. Don't paint
the devil on the wall.
- But sir, there is, pardon me,
female creatures on the planet.
- Frauenkreaturen!
- Female creatures!
- Female creatures!
- Female creatures!
- Ok. Calm down. We got to
check this out.
- It might be dangerous
but it is our duty.
- ArmInAss. Put us through
to our planet.
- I got to talk to the
headquarters. Now.
- Hello, hello, headquarters.
Come in. Come in.
- Here's captain B. Dick.
P Code 2940018.
- On discovery ship
Ringmusculaturus II.
- Come in, come in.
- Hello, Captain B. Dick.
- This is the president of the
federation of intergalactic gay planets
- What we have here is highly
classified gay material.
- We haven't dealt with a case of this
magnitude in many years.
- I just got your dyacon.
- And our mainframe computer
doesn't respond.
- I needed to talk to the
council of wise men.
- And believe it or not, even they
can't give us any useful information
about the strange female creatures.
- I'm afraid we will have to
get in closer contact.
- You mean, send a
man down there?
- Yeah, we have to be sure.
- But take care, it might
be dangerous.
- Good luck CBD.
- Everybody listen.
- We got to beam somebody down
to get more precise information.
- Ildo prepare beaming.
- Sgt Shaved Balls, activate stellar
reference and remove light shield 2.
- ArmInAss go into the relaxing room,
I wanna talk to you.
- Yes Sir.
- Sir, I know, I know you are
going to send me down.
- But Sir, I'm afraid. I have never seen
a female close hands.
- Only on pictures, Sir.
- I know you are afraid ArmInAss.
- But my son, this is just a
step on the long road
to becoming a real
gay nigger.
- It started when you father first
gave birth to you.
- And who knows maybe
after this mission
you will get the sign
of the brown ring.
- And can truly call
yourself a gay nigger.
- That's what you've been preparing for
since you went to gay agent school.
- You really think so Sir?
- Then I am prepared.
- And sir thanks for your
nice words.
- You are such a kind Captain.
- Nothing to thank for, you know
I got an eye on your ass.
[Computer: Activate, down
beamer transmitter
- Activated.
- Heidung f?r da Captain.
- Ready for down beaming.
- Hey, can I help you?
- You look lost.
- I thought maybe we can spend
some time together.
- If you know what I mean.
And I think you do.
- Female, Female!
- Ildo, put IsArm in
the plasma detector.
- And keep an eye on him.
- Schwul get the equipment for
Braintapping.
- Alles klar f?r Gehirnsanzapfung.
- Yes, go on.
- Sgt Shaved Balls put it on
the big asteroid screen.
- Oh, no, no.
- Oh no. Holly fellows, what are
they doing down there?
- This must be this kissing I've
been reading about.
- This is simply too much.
- Men, I have decided that we go
down and save this planet.
- We will not tolerate any oppression
of our male brothers
anywhere in the universe.
- Let's go and terminate these
evil female creatures.
- And make planet Earth a
gay place to stay.
- Yes Sir.
- High gain reflector activated.
- Wir kummern auf 34.
Wir FIXME auf selche zolche.
- Ildo, put the radio meter gain
up on 45.
and activate the grooviator.
- Attention, check all systems
operative.
- And keep an eye on the proto meters.
- Let's get the map on the
asteroid screen.
[Computer: Ready for female
termination
- The area they call Russia, give
us information about that.
- Mr Schwul, you go down there.
And then you go South.
[Computer: Activate, down
beaming transmitter
- Sterb ihr stinkende Frauenkreaturen.
- Ildo, show those yellow girls
what a real man is like.
- Yes Sir.
- Die, bad smelling females.
- ArmInAss, now you can get all
the revenge you want.
- Immer auf diesem schei? Boot,
immer und ich schopfe, und putze
- und es ist kalt und ?berhaupt...
- Ich m?chte doch nur ein sch?nes
Wochenende haben.
- Sch?nes Wochenende.
Sch?nes Wochenende ist gut.
- Ich bin nach jedigem m?ssen,
schroten m?ssen, putzen.
- m?ssen f?r dich Kaffee machen
, f?r dich Essen machen muss,
du, du alter Lohnszu.
- Uberholt, ein Schwarzer.
- Ein Schwarzer? Wo?
- Go to hell you monster.
- Alle Kampel, vielen Dank.
- Good work. You have cleaned up
the planet, and they now need a guide.
- Let's meet in the
Inner Sanctuary.
- Oh, Lord of the brown rings.
- Thou that makes it blood run
to our penises.
- Please help us to chose a guide for
the newly released man
planet of Earth.
- They got the power the
real and the lust.
- But they are like new born children.
- We need a guy who can teach them,
how to give birth,
only to male children.
- I will do the test.
- I will help you to chose a man, who
can handle the deal.
- All of you, stick your hands
into the aureole zone.
- And when the light is up you
will have found the one
, among you who is fully able,
to be the Ambassador of Planet Earth.
- You know what this means,
Ildo.
- You will have to pick a new body,
for your job as a gay ambassador.
- Prepare yourself for the body
transformation program.
- I love you all.
[Computer: Body transformation
program is now entered]
[Computer: Your new skeleton is now
ready. Transformation in progress]
[Computer: Please select skin type]
[Computer: Your new skin type is
now selected]
[Computer: Proceed selection
process]
[Computer: Transformation completed]
- Wow. What do you think of
my new body?
- Yeah, very attractive, for sure.
- You look like a dream.
- Ah, ich h?tte mir ein solche
Korper gesehen.
- Enough compliments.
- Sgt Shaved Balls, activate
automatic down beaming.
- Because you're coming with us.
- Ildo get ready. Schwul, InArm.
- Yes Sir!
- Ildo, now I'm going to appoint you
the gay nigger Ambassador of the
planet Earth in the first degree.
- and on behalf of the entire crew I
offer you my heartiest congratulations
for success in your new position.
- And I think I speak for
everybody here.
- Kneel down and get ready to receive
the holy gay nigger seed,
- May it bring you supernatural power
and eternal life.
- We will now have to leave.
- Ildo, I am sure you will take care
and do a good job down here.
- I wish you good luck.
- And don't you ever ever forget
this categorical maximum:
- Wherever there's a male race,
or life form in the Universe,
that's oppressed by females...
- We will come, and free them.
- For a GAY UNIVERSE.
- For a GAY UNIVERSE.
- Mission is ended.
- And they drive along to
explore strange new worlds.
- To seek out new life forms.
- and to create new,
male only civilizations.
- To boldly go, where
no gay has gone before.
Its evolutionary force ...
... not to be stopped by anyone
In its beauty, yes, this is
a happy place to stay, filled with ...
... harmony and cosmic joy. A freedom
place where men can express themselves
be as when they were born
All of this is because someone cares
because someone looks after us
When we sleep, when we play
When we act natural
This is a movie about those, who risk
life and partners to guarantee living...
... in a wonderful and free universe
This is a movie, about the
gay niggers from outer space
The gay niggers come from the planet
Anus. In the 8th Sun system
Far, far away from here
And they are much, much more intelligent
than any other creature in the Universe
The most fascinating thing about them is
that they, with the help of their super
intelligence, and their highly developed
telepathic system: Braintapping, will
be able to create a world, a society
a perfect world to live in
without the presence of women
A MALE ONLY WORLD
We are in one of the federations' gay
nigger ships. Ringmusculaturus II
Let's take a look at the crew
World Captain B. Dick a strict
well educated leader
Not so friendly and a father figure
for the rest of the crew.
Chief Technician Sgt. Shaved Balls, one
warm kind person
and a damn good space technician
He's been working a long time
together with Captain B. Dick.
And this is Mr Schwul, a German speaking
gay nigger from the area of brown Anus.
who still practices the old gay nigger
religion
A ritual of worshiping human excrements
He's a psychological genius on board,who
saved the ship and its crew many times.
And here's the gay agent ArmInAss.
He just finished Gay Agent School
and is on his first flight in space.
The fifth and last member of the crew is
the data man Doctor D. Ildo
An expert in biology
and in manipulation of other races
and life forms in the universe
A very important person on these
special missions.
We will let them speak for themselves.
- Captain, we got something
on the radar.
- What is it?
- Well sir it's too big to be another
ship or meteor.
- To me it looks like, like....
- Like what?
- Like a Planet.
- A Planet.
- Ein Planet.
- A Planet.
- A Plonet.
- Get coordinates Ildo. And give me
a dyacon in five minutes.
- And Schwul, check the
mental analysis machine.
- Hail, we will be able to do an ultra
swip over in 25 seconds.
- Ok everybody, ultra swip over
in 18 seconds.
- ArmInAss activate tender per sensor
in the transpower system.
- Ildo?
- Four, three, two, one
- Ultra swip over.
- Ok, chief. I got the dyacon.
- What we have here is a
planet called Earth.
- There's life on it and a lot of water.
- It seems rather primitive.
- And sir, there's something terrible
going on down there.
- Take it easy, Ildo. Don't paint
the devil on the wall.
- But sir, there is, pardon me,
female creatures on the planet.
- Frauenkreaturen!
- Female creatures!
- Female creatures!
- Female creatures!
- Ok. Calm down. We got to
check this out.
- It might be dangerous
but it is our duty.
- ArmInAss. Put us through
to our planet.
- I got to talk to the
headquarters. Now.
- Hello, hello, headquarters.
Come in. Come in.
- Here's captain B. Dick.
P Code 2940018.
- On discovery ship
Ringmusculaturus II.
- Come in, come in.
- Hello, Captain B. Dick.
- This is the president of the
federation of intergalactic gay planets
- What we have here is highly
classified gay material.
- We haven't dealt with a case of this
magnitude in many years.
- I just got your dyacon.
- And our mainframe computer
doesn't respond.
- I needed to talk to the
council of wise men.
- And believe it or not, even they
can't give us any useful information
about the strange female creatures.
- I'm afraid we will have to
get in closer contact.
- You mean, send a
man down there?
- Yeah, we have to be sure.
- But take care, it might
be dangerous.
- Good luck CBD.
- Everybody listen.
- We got to beam somebody down
to get more precise information.
- Ildo prepare beaming.
- Sgt Shaved Balls, activate stellar
reference and remove light shield 2.
- ArmInAss go into the relaxing room,
I wanna talk to you.
- Yes Sir.
- Sir, I know, I know you are
going to send me down.
- But Sir, I'm afraid. I have never seen
a female close hands.
- Only on pictures, Sir.
- I know you are afraid ArmInAss.
- But my son, this is just a
step on the long road
to becoming a real
gay nigger.
- It started when you father first
gave birth to you.
- And who knows maybe
after this mission
you will get the sign
of the brown ring.
- And can truly call
yourself a gay nigger.
- That's what you've been preparing for
since you went to gay agent school.
- You really think so Sir?
- Then I am prepared.
- And sir thanks for your
nice words.
- You are such a kind Captain.
- Nothing to thank for, you know
I got an eye on your ass.
[Computer: Activate, down
beamer transmitter
- Activated.
- Heidung f?r da Captain.
- Ready for down beaming.
- Hey, can I help you?
- You look lost.
- I thought maybe we can spend
some time together.
- If you know what I mean.
And I think you do.
- Female, Female!
- Ildo, put IsArm in
the plasma detector.
- And keep an eye on him.
- Schwul get the equipment for
Braintapping.
- Alles klar f?r Gehirnsanzapfung.
- Yes, go on.
- Sgt Shaved Balls put it on
the big asteroid screen.
- Oh, no, no.
- Oh no. Holly fellows, what are
they doing down there?
- This must be this kissing I've
been reading about.
- This is simply too much.
- Men, I have decided that we go
down and save this planet.
- We will not tolerate any oppression
of our male brothers
anywhere in the universe.
- Let's go and terminate these
evil female creatures.
- And make planet Earth a
gay place to stay.
- Yes Sir.
- High gain reflector activated.
- Wir kummern auf 34.
Wir FIXME auf selche zolche.
- Ildo, put the radio meter gain
up on 45.
and activate the grooviator.
- Attention, check all systems
operative.
- And keep an eye on the proto meters.
- Let's get the map on the
asteroid screen.
[Computer: Ready for female
termination
- The area they call Russia, give
us information about that.
- Mr Schwul, you go down there.
And then you go South.
[Computer: Activate, down
beaming transmitter
- Sterb ihr stinkende Frauenkreaturen.
- Ildo, show those yellow girls
what a real man is like.
- Yes Sir.
- Die, bad smelling females.
- ArmInAss, now you can get all
the revenge you want.
- Immer auf diesem schei? Boot,
immer und ich schopfe, und putze
- und es ist kalt und ?berhaupt...
- Ich m?chte doch nur ein sch?nes
Wochenende haben.
- Sch?nes Wochenende.
Sch?nes Wochenende ist gut.
- Ich bin nach jedigem m?ssen,
schroten m?ssen, putzen.
- m?ssen f?r dich Kaffee machen
, f?r dich Essen machen muss,
du, du alter Lohnszu.
- Uberholt, ein Schwarzer.
- Ein Schwarzer? Wo?
- Go to hell you monster.
- Alle Kampel, vielen Dank.
- Good work. You have cleaned up
the planet, and they now need a guide.
- Let's meet in the
Inner Sanctuary.
- Oh, Lord of the brown rings.
- Thou that makes it blood run
to our penises.
- Please help us to chose a guide for
the newly released man
planet of Earth.
- They got the power the
real and the lust.
- But they are like new born children.
- We need a guy who can teach them,
how to give birth,
only to male children.
- I will do the test.
- I will help you to chose a man, who
can handle the deal.
- All of you, stick your hands
into the aureole zone.
- And when the light is up you
will have found the one
, among you who is fully able,
to be the Ambassador of Planet Earth.
- You know what this means,
Ildo.
- You will have to pick a new body,
for your job as a gay ambassador.
- Prepare yourself for the body
transformation program.
- I love you all.
[Computer: Body transformation
program is now entered]
[Computer: Your new skeleton is now
ready. Transformation in progress]
[Computer: Please select skin type]
[Computer: Your new skin type is
now selected]
[Computer: Proceed selection
process]
[Computer: Transformation completed]
- Wow. What do you think of
my new body?
- Yeah, very attractive, for sure.
- You look like a dream.
- Ah, ich h?tte mir ein solche
Korper gesehen.
- Enough compliments.
- Sgt Shaved Balls, activate
automatic down beaming.
- Because you're coming with us.
- Ildo get ready. Schwul, InArm.
- Yes Sir!
- Ildo, now I'm going to appoint you
the gay nigger Ambassador of the
planet Earth in the first degree.
- and on behalf of the entire crew I
offer you my heartiest congratulations
for success in your new position.
- And I think I speak for
everybody here.
- Kneel down and get ready to receive
the holy gay nigger seed,
- May it bring you supernatural power
and eternal life.
- We will now have to leave.
- Ildo, I am sure you will take care
and do a good job down here.
- I wish you good luck.
- And don't you ever ever forget
this categorical maximum:
- Wherever there's a male race,
or life form in the Universe,
that's oppressed by females...
- We will come, and free them.
- For a GAY UNIVERSE.
- For a GAY UNIVERSE.
- Mission is ended.
- And they drive along to
explore strange new worlds.
- To seek out new life forms.
- and to create new,
male only civilizations.
- To boldly go, where
no gay has gone before.