Galaxy (1986) - full transcript

God, look at that big
ugly monster.

It's been what, 30, 40 years?

It still gives me the creeps.

Still keep expecting one of these
pig-faced faced monsters

to come jumping out at me.

Okay, let's see.

Begin at the beginning.

Chapter one, I am bored.

So, maybe a ring to it.

I don't want too much
cross on that one.

This pen ran out ink.



I may never find
another that writes.

Once upon a time in a galaxy far,
far away.

Dammit, Trent, don't be
such a wise ass.

This is important.

This can end up being the
most important

historical record of
the new world.

Let me see.

I didn't think my memoirs
could be this hard.

How I saved the world
by Harry Trent.

Out, I will let that pass.

I've never write it.

I am, I was a thief.

A thief or not, I'm the man
to tell the story

'cause I was there at
the beginning.



I saw more of how it started
than anyone else,

alive or dead.

I was there when the five-year
reign of the lzags ended.

I helped to end it.

Started one night back around
the turn of century.

I was on a job.

Hadn't been a good day and it
wasn't getting any better.

Shit!

Hey, you guys aren't supposed
to be carrying guns.

It against the goddamn law!

So, call a cop!

Thanks.

Nice shooting, dude.

Now what?

I say we blow the door off.

You want to blast the whole
freaking building down,

wouldn't you?

Steinler would love that.

Hey, Trent!

Let's talk, okay?

Sure.

What do you wanna talk about.

All we want is the tape back.

Tape?

What tape?

Don't try to bullshit me, Trent.

If you don't give
yourself up right now,

we just have to call the feds in.

You'll spend the rest of
your life in prison.

This isn't just your everyday

industrial espionage, you know?

We're talking heavy weaponry.

Hell, you'll be lucky if they
put you to sleep.

What are you, a commie?

Commie.

No, I'm to a commie.

I'm just a regular old red-blooded
American capitalist

that's all there is.

How to make a buck.

Sure make a pretty decent killing
off for this thing.

But don't you guys worry so bad

because all my offers are from
our fellow bourgeoisie

so itisn't gonna
leave the country.

All right, go call the feds.

No, no, no, I say we blast him.

Get moving.

I'm sorry but your
saver-easy lighter

is now out of fuel
but don't worry.

Just toss it away and stop by
your neighborhood.

Hey, Trent, you got a light?

No, sorry, I quit smoking
when the cartons

start talking back to me.

You've had it, you know.

My partner's calling for the feds.

Your number is up.

You're trapped, there
ain't no way out.

We'll see.

Great.

Oh, I love it, I love it.

I always wanted one of
these things.

Hey, what's happening in there!

Hey!

Those doors open for me, baby,
here we go.

Code number, please.

What?

I'm sorry, but the hangar doors

cannot be opened without the
authorized code number.

But I don't have
any code number.

Then you cannot
open the hangar doors.

Well, how am I gonna
get outta here?

I'm sorry, I do not
have that information.

Trent, come on, don't play with
that stuff in there.

Trent!

Computer, computer, what would
happen if I ram the doors?

What?

Will the ship survive the impact

if I ram through the doors?

That is not
recommended procedure

yeah, yeah, okay, I get it but
could the ship take it?

Major stress
analysis test on both doors

should would be necessary...

Ah, shut up.

This is your last warning.

Shit!

Attention, attention PSP-2758.

It was not cleared for take off.

I repeat, it was not
cleared for take off.

This is PSP-2758 to
Metro control.

Go fuck yourself, Metro control.

Over and out.

Hey, you, what's wrong
with the ship?

What's happening here?

I believe the
unorthodoxed manner

of your departure has
damaged the controls.

I suspect you will find some
difficulty in maneuvering.

I knew this is gonna
be a bad day.

I knew it, I knew it.

Okay, what do I do?

Any attempt to repair
the damage by anyone

except an authorized repairman

will render the factory
warranty void.

Warranty?

I don't care about warranties.

I want the ship fixed.

The damage
sustained is not repairable

without the facilities of a
competent repair station.

You mean I'm stuck?

Affirmative.

It looks so far away.

Hey, computer,
identify those ships.

I'm sorry, they
are not registered

with my database.

Asian, middle eastern?

I believe not.

Without more information,

I can make no
reasonable assessment

of their place of origin.

But certain structural
peculiarities are not consistent

with design patterns
of this planet.

My god.

They were ships.

Dozens, hundreds, maybe
thousands of them.

Big ugly things that came
out of the blackness

that surround it.

Can we signal the earth?

We've got to warn them somehow.

Early warning systems
have already spotted

the approaching ships.

Officials are now
attempting to communicate

with the alien vessels.

Attention, alien vessels.

Attention, alien vessels.

We greet you in peace.

We wish to welcome you in the
spirit of friendship.

Please, identify yourselves.

I repeat, please,
identify yourselves.

I was a fly speck
to their fleet.

Just a little nothing out there.

Take note, what did they
care about me.

They had a whole
planet to conquer.

This is a historic moment

in the history of our planet

but we cannot allow you to
enter our atmosphere

until you've identified yourselves

and communication has been
established between our cultures.

I repeat, we greet you in peace.

We have no wish to engage in
violent confrontation.

Please signal if you understand.

Attention, alien vessels.

Attention.

We greet you in peace.

We greet you in peace.

We wish to welcome you in the
spirit of friendship.

This is a historic moment in the
history of our planet

but we cannot allow you.

Till you have
identified yourselves

and communication have
been established

between our cultures.

Please signal if you
understand us.

Please.

Five minutes later, it was over.

That time, the alien
ships cease fire

and the whole planet was dark.

This wasn't fair at all.

It wasn't a battle, it wasn't war.

The aliens just moved in
and kicked ass.

In space, I could see little
flicker of fires

sweeping over the dead city.

I wanted to puke.

It's over.

Didn't stand a chance.

The shortest war in history.

What were those things?

I do not have that information.

That was rhetorical question,
anyway.

But this one isn't.

What's gonna happen with me.

The situation isn't
as grave as it might be.

Yeah, what are you
talking about?

I'm heading off to nowhere.

I can't turn the ship around

and probably gonna die in space.

I have run a quick analysis

of your present trajectory.

You're actually
traveling in y ellipse.

Not unlike a planetary orbit.

Your path will eventually
intersect with that of the earth.

You will be able to land.

I think I love you.

When can we land?

In approximately five years,

three months, 17 days.

Five years?

Three months,

I'll be dead.

Negative.

This ship contains
emergency provisions

to last a crew of 20
several months.

More than enough to last one man
the required period.

The fuel will run out in a
matter of months

but the ship will continue on
its present course

in accordance with the laws
governing astrophysics.

Life support systems will continue
to function indefinitely.

I'll go crazy.

Possibly.

47.

48.

49.

382.

It's not cooked.

The food preparation unit

was damaged during take off.

Great, the bill circles.

Hm.

Hm.

Strike!

I'll be glad if you want to.

You know, I always liked you,
a lot.

I mean it.

You're the most beautiful woman
I've ever been with.

Now, if you don't wanna do
anything, it's okay.

It is, really.

I mean, I'd be happy just to
stare into your eyes.

Really beautiful.

Feel your hair, your skin.

It's so warm.

But it'd be okay if I kiss you?

Oh, thanks.

Let me out here!

The day just dragged by.

Dragged by.

Nothing to do, no one to talk to.

No TV, no talks.

I don't,

can I say that?

I tried to keep myself in shape.

I tried to keep my mind going.

It wasn't easy.

I focused my attention on
the things I missed

and the things I was
gonna catch up on

when I got home.

I even dabbled in the arts.

I'm on this bed

and I'm on this bed

oh, I'm on this bed

and it missed me off

'cause I'm on this bed

and I wanna leave here

I wanna leave

I wanna leave now

can't stand it

can't stand it

can't stand it

Mr. Trent?

Go away.

You need your exercises.

Don't nudge, I don't
wanna exercise.

Your muscles will atrophy.

What do I care?

Shit, I'm going crazy.

Sure, okay, just give me some
drugs or something.

I cannot prescript
without the permission

of an authorized doctor.

What, out here?

I'm sorry.

It may interest you the know
that we are approaching

the midpoint of your journey.

I thought you would be pleased.

Are you kidding?

Now, I've got to repeat this whole
trip all the way back!

Dammit, dammit, dammit!

In a few weeks,
we will intercept

the orbit of Mercury.

You will pass close enough
to see the surface.

That's nice.

Wake me when we get there.

The cooling system's
not making it.

You are very fortunate.

A few million miles
closer to the sun

at the hull of the ship
would begin to melt.

Oh, I just have all the luck,
don't 1?

We are currently at
our nearest point,

the planet Mercury.

Who gives a shit?

You are the only human being

ever to look directly a
planet's surface.

So??

You are very likely

the only human being who
ever will, now.

Show on ship seven sector
four out there.

Roger, all clear on sector four,
out.

Take a look at this.

It's an earth ship.

That's impossible.

You were in the force,

you know a private shuttle
if you see one.

That's not the one in the
operation in years.

Not since the peak of arisno.

Just look at it.

Show in ship seven to base,
come in.

What are you doing?

Reporting the ship.

You can't do that.

Vessel seven, what's
happening out there?

Nothing, we got a pogey in the
screen but it's gone now.

Are you crazy?

Look, don't you understand?

There's somebody
on board on the ship.

Somebody who escaped
before the takeover.

A free human being.

We can't turn whoever it is

to one of those
monsters down there.

God, it's beautiful.

I've never seen anything

so incredibly beautiful
my whole life.

Sure we have enough power to land?

More than enough in
the storage cells.

I'm glad you convinced me not to
use them all, buddy.

I would advice
extreme caution in approach.

Monitor whatever
signals you can.

Out of here.

You may want it that in
here but I don't.

Pull in your ship, come in, come
in, whoever you are!

Pull in your ship!

We've got to report.

We've got to report.

You have some people to support.

They'll send us to the research
centers as Guinea pigs.

I can search those rats anyway.

No!

Just do what we're supposed to,
that's all.

Just follow orders.

I am.

Good slaves of the new order.

And if I wanna use this device,
it's better this way.

It really is.

I had a feeling it was
gonna be this way.

All right, scan for some
place uninhabited.

I don't think I want any
company when it land.

I landed out in
the field someplace.

I grabbed a gun just in case and
started out on foot.

I didn't see any people at all.

That was fine, that suited me.

I just enjoyed the air and
the sky, the trees

and grass and water.

It was great.

Well, I don't know
why you saved my ass

but I'm sure glad you did.

Thanks.

Where are you from?

Well, it's a long story.

Well then, you won't wanna come
back twice, do you?

You can save it while I take you
back to the others.

What others?

You'll see.

Change planet.

What does that supposed to mean.

You'll see.

So, you got a name?

Yes.

What is it?

Dana.

Just Dana?

Surnames aren't used
here anymore.

They don't seem to matter.

Huh, my name's Harry.

Just Harry.

Come along.

So, then I went off
with this strange lady

because after all, what else
did I have to do?

Maybe she could tell me what have
gone on while I was gone.

Besides, she was a looker,
even then.

She led me to this
crumbling pile of lumber

where she and her bunch
of friends live.

On the way, she told me about the
geeks she call izags.

When I said I never heard of them,

she looked at me as if I
sprouted antlers.

She wouldn't tell me
who they were.

She said she was gonna take me

to someone she call the old man
and let him tell me.

Old man, sheesh.

Dana, who's your new friend?

I found him
distance out of town.

I thought I asked you
not to go down there?

Well, sir, I'm glad she did.

She saved my hide.

Oh, I gather you've met the
town's inhabitants.

Oh, yeah, the lzags or
whatever you call them.

God no.

A man who doesn't know the lzags.

Where are you from?

I'm originally from
Chicago but lately,

I've been away.

Obviously, not too far away.

That's what you think.

Tell us about yourself.

Okay, my name is Harry.

Harry Trent.

What?

What did I say?

Don't play games
with me, young man.

Hey, I'm not playing
games with anybody.

Where have you been for
the last five years,

Mr. Harry Trent?

If I told you, you
wouldn't believe me.

Give us a try.

All right, okay.

I've been out in space.

I stole a shuttle, I got
stuck in orbit,

went out past Mercury.

It was rg steinler shuttle, as
a matter of fact.

You know, darovic steinler.

Where is the shuttle now?

Near here.

Well, take us to it.

Well, geez, thanks for
the hospitality.

I'll show myself out.

Walt.

Hey, you know, five years
being stuck in space.

All I could think of is seeing a
friendly smiling human face

and if this is what I'm
gonna get here,

then I'm going someplace else.

Please, let us explain.

Forget it!

Wait!

Wait.

Hey, don't play with me, woman.

Sit down.

Put that think away.

Sit!

Nobody orders me.

Sit.

Please, Mr. Trent, bear with
us just a little.

You see, you've become
somewhat famous

while you were gone.

Sure, yeah, would you mind
telling tiger Lily

to put the knife away?

Please, Dana.

There, now, I feel
more comfortable.

All right, you wanna play?

Come at Mel

come on.

Now, sit both of you.

Dana, please.

She started it.

Dana, put that away.

There's enough violence in
the world outside.

We're the last remnants
of civilization.

We and the few on plains like us.

Let conduct ourselves as such.

Let's have something to eat.

Let's talk.

Let's get to know one
another a little better.

It been his entire life
since the lzags came.

All this is quite normal to him.

He's even happy.

Where these izags
come from anyhow?

Who knows?

We don't communicate with them.

We are no more to them than
cattle are to us.

You know, I saw the
attack from space.

It's horrible.

I was worse from down here.

I guess so.

So where did they come from?

You know what they're doing here?

I don't know.

I know as much about
them as anybody.

I have scars to prove it.

I spent over a year with them
while they study me

and I learned what I
could about them.

They wanted to put me to
death but I escaped.

They despise the sciences,
except for two.

The science of warfare and the
science of astronomy

and they know only as much
biology as permits them

to effectively torture their
conquered races.

The poor creatures you
met in town today.

Ha, poor creatures.

They were result of
the 1zag experiment.

They do it to find out more
about human biology.

They captured and they
dissect them alive.

Alive, Trent.

And then when the lzags
were through,

the once that are still living,
they set lose.

Poor half-witted unfortunates.

Who almost killed me.

Oh, I believe that, but they
are no more capable

of real evil as a
wolf or a jackal.

So, here.

So, what's happened to the rest
of the human race?

Well, those who were
left just pray

pressingly over the
face of the earth.

They're in hiding just as we are.

So, how do you live?

Well, life goes on.

And even the worst conditions,
men and women

still make love and children
are still being born.

Now, about that shuttle.

Pardon, you were the
telling the truth.

Don't mind you that I doubted
you for one minute.

All right, now, I suppose
you tell me exactly

why my name is so well
known around here?

Well, I could do
better than tell you

but first, have you got the tape?

What tape?

You're in the process of
stealing an info tape

from darovic steinler lab
when you were caught.

When you fled in you shuttle.

How do you guys know
these things?

Thief, the tape.

Oh, geez, I guess
it's still there.

I mean I haven't thought about it

since the night that I stole it.

Jesus!

Trent!

Trent!

Look out!

Come on!

Come on!

No!

Forget about him!

I don't think the izags knew
why why we're here.

They were hunting us for sport.

They killed him for fun.

Let's go to the shuttle and
find that tape.

I brought her into the place

I called home for the
last five years.

It was embarrassing.

At least could've let
the place air out

but who expected company?

Anyway, she didn't exactly live
buckden palace herself.

I finally find the tape and
plugged it in and we listened.

It was all very complicated
technical stuff

and I'm sure most of it went
over Dana's head.

L, of course, had a
scientific background.

It's pretty familiar to me.

Sheryl?

Mr. Trent?

Sheryl?

Can you analyze the tape
we just plugged in

and give me an idea what it says?

Analyzing.

The tape describes a device
called neutron-90 bomb

with could, in theory, be
programmed to destroy

any person or group of
people selectively

according to their genetic coding.

What does that mean?

In a broad sense, if
a device were given

genetic characteristics of any
human or animal type,

upon activation, a broad spectral
beam would be emitted

which would cause complete
cellular destruction

to all specimens of that type.

Do you mean to say that if I
program this bomb

to kill blue-eyed eskimos
and set it off?

All specimens of the
aforementioned type

will be reduced to an
earth probe plasma.

Sold.

By the same token,

set for a particular
genetic characteristics

of an individual human being,

the later result will restricted
to that one individual.

Set for the genetic
characteristics

common to all human beings...

All humankind will be wiped out.

Affirmative.

Great.

The ultimate weapon.

Snuff out you next neighbor,
wipe out all of Asia.

Program to destroy totally
alien life form,

could it do that?

Assuming sufficiently

analogy of physiological make up.

I don't believe it.

I just don't believe it.

Yeah... - Away out, Trent.

Finally a way out!

Okay, okay, don't let your
hopes up, though.

Is location of this
underground place given?

Affirmative.

Okay, is there enough
power in this thing

to fly us there then?

Affirmative.

Trent, we're home free.

We're home free!

Wait, wait, wait, all right.

We'll take care of the old man
then we'll come back here

and we'll make plans.

Come on.

Come on.

Among Dana's group

was this technical
wiz named Benton

who tinkered the shuttle into
shape so we could steer it.

Steer it like a truck but at
least we could point it

in the right direction and we
took off to Richmond.

Not exactly what I planned to do
in my return to earth

but hey, I'd save the planet first

and then party a little.

How much further, Trent?

I don't know, about
another 100 miles.

We can't make too much speed
flying this low to the ground.

Hey, you wanna try
flying this thing?

Me?

Sure.

You know I can't fly.

Hey, come on, it's easy.

I can't fly.

Watch, here.

I'll put it on automatic.

There it goes.

Now, all you had to do is
sit at the wheel.

I can't, I can't. - Come on,
come on.

Here it goes.

Take hold of the wheel.

All right, now, here it goes.

Put it back on manual.

There's nothing to it.

And you better be sure.

I'm sure nothing can go wrong.

What, what was it?

Sit down!

Can we fight?

No weapons.

We just have to outrun
it if we can.

They're fast but let's see if
they can maneuver.

Well, I hope you can.

Trent, I think you lost them.

Maybe.

Those animals are gonna
kill each other.

Look out!

One down!

One to go!

Holy shit, I can't get him lost.

We're going down.

You okay?

Yeah, did you manage to
save the weapons?

No, I didn't save the weapons.

I didn't get my toothbrush,
my water either.

I didn't have time to pack.

Well, all right,
don't be pissed.

Just we could've saved the
handguns, that's all.

Yeah, so do I.

I don't even know where we are,

much where we have to go.

I think we're pretty
close to Richmond.

Yes, supposed that we're 50
miles away from the plant.

That would mean we have to
search everywhere

within a 50-mile radius up here.

So, that'd be what?

That would be,

8,000 square miles.

Good luck.

We'll get help.

That'd be nice.

Well, we got to try.

I mean we got nothing lose and
everything to gain.

Do you think we'd better be
traveling at night

and resting during the day?

No, the aliens see
better at night

and they're more
active in the dark.

What's it like?

What's it like to live in
the space alone?

Like prison, only worse.

You in prison?

Once in a while.

Not really the character
developing experience

they make it out be.

It's mostly boring with a little
bit of violence thrown in.

What are you thinking about,
alone five years?

People, mostly.

Female people.

I bet.

Yeah, I had some pretty
specific plans

of what I wanted to do when I
got back here but,

the change in this world.

The old man said some
things don't change.

It was all figured out,

down to the color of the
eyes and hair.

Everything.

What color of eyes
that she have.

That they have.

They?

One woman wasn't enough for you,
Mr. Trent?

One woman couldn't
possibly handle it.

Craving, hunger deep.

Really?

You're shy, aren't you?

Well, that's a tough and
miserable world out there

and if you want it, then you
have to go get it.

Oh then, what is it
that you want?

I want you to show me everything

that you were thinking about for
the last five years.

Walt.

There's something out there.

No, there's not.

Yeah?

Help!

Dana.

Harry!

Dana.

Harry!

Harry!

Harry!

Help!

Help!

Harry help!

Help!

Harry!

Dana!

Run!

Move, quickly!

Get on the tree!

Come on, move it, move it!

The hell is that?

I don't know.

The lzags supports mantis thief
from other planets.

It must be one of them.

I hope they can't climb.

Come on, bring it out here!

We'll just knock you out!

Oh, Barry!

Give him the action, ax it!

That monster is dead.

Now, isn't that fun?

You folks all right up there?

Yeah, thanks to you guys.

We saw your fire.

Not a good idea of fire.

Not out here tonight.

If you don't like the cold,

why don't you dress a
little warmer.

Well, we left our clothes over,

ah, forget it.

So, how's your friend?

Well, she's asleep.

I don't know how after last
and everything.

Drink that herb tea?

Yeah, yeah, finally.

Whoa, something in it?

Not in it.

All natural ingredients we
grow on right here.

We find to make a nice
little tranquilizer.

Uh-huh, so that means that
this fragrant aroma

that I sense is, um.

Here.

You have some.

There you go.

You grew this, huh?

Nature provides.

Oh, I appreciate it.

Smooth.

I guess you have to work
your way up to here.

You give it up.

Hey, hey.

Been around since,

been a while, that's all.

Evidently.

Nice morning.

Looks like rain.

Yeah.

I guess the big catastrophe
drove you here, huh.

Not, actually.

About a week after it happened
that I even heard about it.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I've been out here for
four years or so,

moving off the land.

Nature provides.

Say that again.

Then one day, all these people
came into the woods,

they were starving,
they were lost.

They're looking for food.

And you took 'em in.

No, I shot them.

You shot them?

Fucking right.

These are my woods, I can't afford

to take in every stray that
comes wandering through.

Well, what about all these
other people around here

with you?

Well, eventually, I ran
out of cartridges.

You saved us.

Help you with you people
looking so damn silly

sitting up in that tree, I
couldn't shoot you.

I guess we did.

So, where are we?

Right here.

What I wanna know is how far we,

I mean, what I...

Why don't you give me that?

No, no, I'm all right.

Fine, so, how far are we from here

like in relation to Virginia.

You're in Virginia.

No, really.

You're in Virginia.

You're about 40 miles
west of Richmond.

Richmond, that's great.

Where is it from here?

I'd say it's about

well that makes sense.

So, how do we get there?

You walk.

We walk?

40 miles?

Well, 1,

I mean, we gotta,

we really gotta get
there in a hurry.

Why, what's there?

It's a secret, I can't tell you.

It's a bomb.

Bomb?

You heard about that?

Oh, yeah, it was a feature story
in mother earth news.

You might have a little trouble

getting from here to Richmond,
as a matter of fact.

Why is that?

You have to cross mad dog
Kelly's territory.

Mad dog Kelly?

What's that?

Some guy carved himself a little
kingdom out over there.

Quite a few people following him.

Rumor has it he's a
pretty mean customer.

Hey, any who calls
himself mad dog Kelly

probably started the
rumors himself.

Oh, I never met the
gentleman myself

but I'd be careful if I were you.

No, I can handle him.

Sure, look, I'll tell
you what I'll do.

I give you a couple of horses.

That'd be great.

You can ride, can't you?

Like the wind.

Like the wind.

Like the wind.

Be a good horse.

Having trouble?

Well, you got a saddle.

I suppose you ride better
on the saddle, huh.

Yeah, I'm a regular Roy Rogers.

Show off!

Look, want some help?

No!

Are you sure?

Come on, we haven't got all day!

I'm coming, I'm coming.

Come on, horse, don't be
such a schmuck,

follow the other horse.

Huh, ride like the wind, huh?

This isn't the kind of
horse I'm used to.

The kind you're used to
rides around circles

and played music.

Very funny, very, very droll.

Well, not as funny as
you on that horse.

You should see yourself.

Wanna take a rest?

No, we don't have enough time!

Time?

You're talking about time?

One day, one way the other is not
gonna make any difference.

Just get going.

What?

You wait here.

Do I have a choice?

Oh, hey!

Come on, come on.

Get him!

Whoo!

Whoo!

What the fuck?

All right!

Anybody want to fight?

Come on, all of you!

You wanna fight?

Come on, get off your
goddamn bike!

We'll see how tough you are!

Come on!

Come on, come on!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Mad dog.

Mad dog.

Mad dog?

Mad dog.

What the hell is going on here?

Hey, boss, we're just
having a party.

Oh, is that right?

Why wasn't I invited?

Who are you?

Harry Trent.

Oh, is that right?

I'm a tooth fairy.

Oh, la di da, la di da,
the tooth fairy.

La di da.

You, come here!

I figured...

Come here!

Ha-hal

tooth fairy, right?

So, you're Harry Trent, huh?

That's right.

So, you think you can
lick these bunch

if I hadn't shown up?

What, these pansies?

Oh.

That's good.

Maybe we should paint some flowers

on the side of their bikes.

You know, Trent?

You could be my kind of guy.

I doubt it, I've had
all my shots.

Shit your wit.

Hey, baby, poetry, huh.

Come on, back to my place, Trent.

I'll show you around.

Is that yours?

No, we're just
traveling together.

Hey, she killed murdock.

That's all right.

Now, we got an extra bike
for Harry here.

Come on, both of you,
back to my place.

Well, maybe if we get
on his good side,

he can give us information.

Do you think he's
got a good side?

You sure you can ride that thing?

Now, don't tell me

like the wind. - Like the wind.

Dana told me later that
the first she noticed

when we entered the building was
the sound of generators.

You could hear them, throbbing

and pounding under the building.

Hey!

Sure haven't the sound of power

being produced in over five years.

My attention on the other
hand was distracted

by something else.

Something I hadn't seen
in just as long.

I didn't have any attention to
spare for generators.

I was thinking of settling
down at mad dog

for a nice long stay.

This is outrageous.

What the hell is your problem?

I feel like I've just been
taken back 50,000 years

to beginning of history.

The men here are animals!

And the women are treated as toys.

Oh, you got it, lady.

That's natural order of
things around here.

In fact, the only thing that
don't fit here is you!

Ladies, take our guest to
your quarters.

Put her in some decent clothes.

I like these clothes just fine.

Thank you.

Get out of here, move!

Trent, don't you dare
just stand there!

What do you see in her anyway,
Trent?

You know what the problem is?

She got too much brains.

We don't need anything up here.

Just down here.

Too much brain doesn't make
somebody happy.

Would've lost for, aren't you?

Damn right.

Hey, Trent, somebody likes you.

Let her try you on or something.

Don't tempt me.

The best way to give in to
temptation is to yield to it.

Asked a while.

You know, for a fact,
that's a good idea.

Go ahead and take her.

I thought there weren't
supposed to be any cars

or anything left here?

Hey, there's plenty around if
you know where to look.

It's a world of built of three
billion people, babe.

There's only a few
million that was left

at the valley remains.

This frog face tried to
wreck everything.

The job is even too big for them.

Believe me, there's
plenty to go around

if you know where to look.

Seems like you're
having a good time.

That's goddamn time of my life.

That's right, for you.

Oh, I know, I know, I
should be so upset

about the billions of dead, right?

But no amount of tears
are gonna bring us

even one of them back.

I got my own life to live.

I can help.

Take off your clothes.

Why?

So we can rescue you.

Don't take fucking
my clothes off!

Nobody fucking, hey goddamn, what
do think?

You're tough, huh.

We can handle tough.

Ladies.

Let me out, leave me alone!

I'm gonna kill you.

We're gonna teach you a
little humility

before we take you back to Kelly.

You can't teach me anything!

I never could resist
the challenge.

Thanks, kid.

You know, Trent, with the
aliens have done,

it swiped the slate clean.

We're back to basics.

Think these women
here are unhappy?

Bullshit.

I take care of them, I
provide for them,

and all they gotta do
is look nice,

and make me feel good.

They got me.

You know, that's
really isn't fair.

It's like offering a starving
vegetarian a t-bone steak.

I can't get my principle straight.

Your principle seems
pretty straight to me.

He's my kind of guy.

Work for a big company,
made good money.

Oh, I even had more, so I
cared about just.

You know what my company made?

They made bombs and
guns and tanks.

I killed people I never even met.

It was easy, it's just that.

With company you just say?

What difference does it make?

It's gone now.

Humor me.

It's Alpha steinler's outfit.

Darovic steinler?

Yeah, so what?

So, weren't they supposed to
have a secret plant

somewhere in Richmond?

Yeah, it's like a big ant
farm under a mountain.

Little slide's flogging,
streaming in and out.

Nobody even tried, even knew.

So, how'd you know?

'Cause you're one of the ants.

That's right, but not anymore.

It's gone, good riddance.

Can you take me there?

What for?

There's something
there that I need.

There's nothing there
that anyone needs.

Look, it's really important, you
gotta take me there.

I don't got to do anything.

I like you, pal, but don't
push your luck!

Hey, your friend's back.

How she looks?

Better than I expected.

What do you think?

Why, you!

Hey, hold it, hold it!

First things first.

Boys, we got a new member here.

Initiate her.

And save a piece for me.

Give me a woman.

Hey, guys!

Wait a minute, guys.

All right, guys.

Party's over.

Stop!

Hold it!

What's the matter with you?

Can't you wit your turn?

The chair, put it down!

You can't do this!

Why not?

Because she's my woman.

You think so, pal?

I didn't get where I am today

respecting other
people's property.

You gonna fight all of us for her?

I don't have to.

I'll just fight the head guy
'cause he's chicken.

Oooh!

All right, we fight

but around here, we
fight for keeps.

Move, make room, move!

You're just bad as he is!

I'll do my own fighting!

Come on, be realistic.

We can't fight all those guys.

Then I'll fight the head man.

What do you mean?

He's got a hundred pounds on you!

All right, he's got a hundred
pounds on me too.

But at least I got a chance.

Oh, you can handle him

just like you handled the hook,
huh.

Aman's gotta do what a
man's gotta do.

If it looks like I'm losing, run.

No chance.

If you lose, we go down together.

If I lose,

you'll go down, all right.

Hey, hero, get over here!

Ever used one of these?

Little tough to shave with,
isn't it?

Oh, that's real funny.

You gotta be grinning from ear
to ear in a minute.

Before we start, how about
going over the rules?

Rules, what rules?

If you kill me, you take
the girl and you go.

I kill you, you don't have a
clue what happens next.

Well, no.

How about I win, I get the girl
and you owe me a favor.

That's stupid!

That's it or I don't fight.

You gotta fight!

No, no deal, I'm not fighting.

No, forget about it.

I'm gonna get out here if
the change the rule.

That's it.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Okay, you win.

If you kill me, I owe you a favor.

That's better.

You're good, real good.

Yield?

What?

Yield?

What?

Yield?

All right.

All right.

Come on, that's fine.

Dana, let's go.

He cheated you, Kelly.

You mention that, he says yield.

What the hell is yield?

It's embarrassing.

Forget about it, come on.

Great fight, Trent, great fight.

Great fight.

Look, I don't know much about
neutron-90, Trent.

I've heard of it but I
never worked on it.

Could you take us to it?

What for?

We don't even know if it'll
work in the aliens.

We can give it a try.

Look, without complete
physiological profile,

it'll be useless.

Look, just take us there

and let us worry about it,
all right?

The place's a little tricky.

Why is that?

'Cause the lzags,
they're sitting on it.

What?

Those big tower things they
build every place they go,

well, they built one
right on top of it.

They didn't even know what's
hidden in there.

If they did, they'd have a stroke.

The ultimate war machine.

They'd go bullshit.

Just like to make
things very easy.

Hey, it makes just a
bit impossible.

No, not impossible.

Are you crazy?

The lzags are the only real
weapons on this planet.

They got blasters, and
laser cannons

and you're gonna attack with
crossbows and slings.

Yeah, just like a woman.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

You can get us weapons.

There are no real weapons.

The izags destroyed them all.

Oh, like the cars and the
fuel refineries, huh?

I can get you a few small arms.

Even with couple of handguns, we
wouldn't stand a chance.

You're damn right.

But we can't take the
facility by force.

But maybe, just maybe we
can sneak inside.

Come on, give me a break,
will you?

Sneak inside.

Oh, why not?

'Cause it will be suicide,
that's why.

Oh, I see, so you're afraid.

I'm not afraid of
anything or anyone

and get that through your tiny
little female brain.

Sure, you talk like
a big man now,

but in the early inspect yard,

you'll be cuddling a
different tune, right?

Nobody talk to me like that,

especially not a woman.

Let me get my hands on her.

I can talk later.

Calm down. - No, let him go.

Just leave him alone, he's not
gonna hurt anybody.

Just knock it off, all right,
listen.

Cut it out!

Look, she's a woman,

she doesn't know what she's
talking about, all right?

Don't you stop?

You know, I guess you're right.

I'm okay, let me go!

Boy, she have it going
there for a minute.

I got you!

All right then, come on.

Come at me.

Too late, too late.

Come on, come on.

You didn't hear me scream.

You did so scream.

I did not scream!

You did so! - I did not!

You did so! - I did not!

You did so! - Shut up!

Shut up!

Can we just act like adults here
and just calm down?

Listen, we're gonna talk
about infiltrating

the alien tower.

No, you were talking about
infiltrating the enemy tower,

remember?

Yeah, chicken shit here wants
nothing to do with it.

You know what, Trent,
she's right.

I don't wanna be around when
screamer here turns to jelly.

I will not...

You will too.

Look, can you just take us
there to show us

where it's at?

That's all.

I don't know, I don't
like the whole idea.

Would you like the idea
of a slave planet?

No, I don't like the idea
of human beings

having a weapon like this again.

Even to be used
against the aliens.

Yeah, then what?

When the aliens are gone,
what then?

Who next?

You don't know, huh?

Thought about that myself.

I don't know.

You know something, Trent?

I'll take you there, at dawn.

You know what?

You guys will never make
it alive anyhow.

All right, Trent, let's
see you break in.

You know, maybe
there's a blind spot.

Let's see if anybody approach
you from any angle.

We need diversion.

Good idea, go ahead
and be diversion.

Why don't we let
ourselves get captured?

It was only a suggestion.

Trent, 1 got a
helpful info for you.

There's a secret entrance in
the ground plant

around the other side.

If you can reach it, it's
your best bet.

Okay, all right.

Kelly...

Mad dog.

Mad dog, give us
about five minutes.

I haven't got a watch.

Here.

Take my watch.

That's nice.

Now, you haven't got a watch.

Here, take your watch.

Forget about watches, look,
just count to 3,000.

That'll give us the time to get
over the other side

and we'll get out
bearing straight.

Yeah, then what?

And pick off one of
those guards.

Are you crazy?

No, that's good.

The rest of the sentries will
be taken by surprise

and then the lone commander
decide to see who did it.

That's really good then
they'll come after me.

They don't know you got a gun,

they know don't know
you have a car.

And we make a clean get away

while they're looking for some
who's on foot here.

You know, it's sounds okay but I
know there's a catch.

Trust me, come on.

Can you count to 3,000?

Of course, I can, Kelly.

Oh, yeah?

While making love?

One, two,

three, four,

five, six,

seven, eight,

nine, 10,

11, 12.

Is that it?

Must be.

Not very secret to me.

Doesn't look too
secret to me either.

They gotta know about these.

What are we gonna do?

Probably get back to
Kelly and stop him.

Up the chances.

2,992.

2,993.

2,999.

3,000.

3,001.

Run for it!

3,002.

Come on, let's go.

Can't you stop?

Run, run!

Shit!

We did it!

Holy fuck shit!

I'm gonna kill you!

Get in the car!

My car!

You lousy son of a bitches!

No more Mr. nice guy!

We made it.

Where is everybody?

I don't know.

I don't think they know what
they've got here.

They've only posted a
few total guards.

No.

Trent.

What are you doing here?

These fuck-faced bears
nailed my car.

What kind of place is this?

You sure the weapon's here?

Christ, Trent, you should be
able to trust me, come on.

Quick, get inside the door!

Come on, Dana!

Close, that was close.

Okay, where are we?

Attention, you are trapped.

If you give yourselves, you
will be terminated.

We must have your answer at once.

Hot, huh?

Look, that's not funny.

Something's going on out there.

Something going on in here too.

It's getting hot.

Yeah, or maybe got angry

and maybe they try to
burn it down.

How much hot it gonna get?

I don't know.

There's a hell lot of power if
you use that thing.

All right, listen, we're
in the right place,

there's gotta be a control
around here somewhere

that's connected to
the neutron-90.

So what, Trent?

The program we're talking about
take months just to plan

when you know what your
doing which we don't.

Your friend is right.

I know as much about this
device as any man.

Probably more than any man now.

And I've been working on the
program you need

for more than a year.

Who are you?

Hoffenstein.

Isaac hoffenstein.

Oh, so this is your baby, huh.

My name's Kelly, Malcolm Kelly.

Malcolm?

The name's not familiar.

Well, I work in
another division.

You designed this thing?

Not alone but the main
concept was mine.

My heart just sank
right into my snickers.

There we were in an empty room.

This fruitcake hoffenstein was
gonna save the world

with an empty room.

This is the device you're
pinning the hopes

of all mankind on.

And it's the most terrible
killing machine

human race has yet perfected.

All right, where are
the controls?

It's totally voice
activated and it's useless.

Useless?

A little over a year ago, I
escaped from my alien captors

and made my way here.

The outside door's impregnable,
as you know

and there was a supply of
food and water.

I was left alone and in peace

to work the on the problem myself.

But no luck?

I'm afraid not.

It's only a matter of time
before they break in.

I don't suppose to
have any trouble

learning how to use it to break
down a human physiology.

Wait a second, wait a second,
I've got it.

You know what's wrong with you,
hoffenstein?

It's that you're a genius.

You're too brilliant to look for
the simple solution.

Meaning what?

If you can't form a machine on
what you don't know

then appropriately, what you do
is work backwards.

What are you babbling about?

Feed the fixed physiological
patterns of earth life forms

into the machine until it
kill everything

that's not involved.

That's stupid.

No, that makes sense.

It does?

Then why then didn't
you think of it?

I don't know.

I was too busy trying to
understand the alien physiology,

it never occurred to me to
think backwards.

That's the price of being a
genius, I suppose.

And it will work.

It would.

What do you mean would?

In order to do that, I would
have to link the neutron-90

with the central
computer data bank.

So, do it, push them buttons.

It's not the question of
pushing button.

There's a code.

Which you don't have, right?

Sorry, the Pentagon, you see,

didn't want one man to
have such power

so the code linking the
two computers

was sort of their secret.

Please.

Ironically enough, I had
convinced them to trust me

with the code just prior to
the alien attack.

It was included in a tape that
outline the government policy

for the use of the neutron-90 but
it was stolen in transit.

It never reached here, what?

Come on, give it to me.

Now, everybody watching?

The tape, give me the tape!

Here, take it.

Here, use it, quickly.

This is it?

Yes, the missing tape,
now use it!

Computer.

Scan tape for
intercomputer link code

and activate link with central
computer data bank.

Good.

Now, listen very carefully.

I want you to cross correlate the
physiological patterns

of all life form data to
the planet earth,

construct a master pattern of
earth physiology.

How long will that take?

Implement!

Implementing.

Not much time.

Move it, they're here!

Now!

Where are you going?

I'm going out to buy some time!

How?

I don't know!

Wait, wait a minute!

We're gonna do this together,
right?

After all these, hell, why not?

Your wrecked my goddamn car, you
killed my freaking bride!

Right behind youl!

Just go, I'll cover you!

Cover me!

Move, move, quickly!

Nice shooting, Malcolm!

Come on!

Here, quick, here!

Izags all over the place.

Here, quick, come here!

Quick, come in here.

We're trapped.

I believe it's customary
to hold hands.

You've been pussy cat, you.

Activate!

Computer.

What is it?

Get the medical profile on
professor Isaac hoffenstein

from the company records.

Scan the electrocardiogram pattern

and program the neutron-90
to terminate it.

Just let me a light a
cigar for you.

You're stupid.

Just saved the entire planet.

You and your machine here.

I hated this thing more
than anybody.

Right now, I wish it was me.

But the future generation...

The future generation's gonna
need a man like you.

Just try to be a
little more careful

in the future, okay?

10, nine, eight,

seven, six,

five, four,

three, two,

one, zero.

How long will it be before
mankind reaches such a peak

of destructive power again?

It's up to us to see
they never do.

This is, in a way, a
new beginning.

Fresh start.

On the ashes of a dead
civilization,

a new humanity,

a better race can emerge

where people don't create
machine of destruction

but live together in
peace and Harmony.

A world of joy and
happiness for all people.

A world of peace.

It's up to us.

So, that's how I
saved the world.

Are you listening?

Hey, kid!

Oil

oh

here with you is like
being hypnotized

really good but you just
won't let it fly

you know, what it will be inside

excuse me, we keep this cool,
all right

this is a different you

this is it, are you with us too

I found out it's better be clear

I'm not happy
whenever you're near

I wish it too

I wish you give up here

that's your ship

and drag your ass outta here