Fushigina Kusuri (1965) - full transcript

Fushigi na Kusuri (1965)

(The Mysterious Medicine)

Director: Tadanari Okamoto

Writers: Shin'ichi Hoshi (story)

Haruo Mura (screenplay)

There it is, Boss.

Lower it, please.

Good,good.

Then, take that for me.

Well then...

Who is it?

Doron. I promised to stop by.

Professor, he’s arrived

earlier than promised.

Very well. We'll have him wait.

Yes, sir.

Please wait here.

Ah, thank you.

It's finished!

Ah, it smells like lilies.

It also tastes good. Try it.

Professor, it tastes mysterious.

Huh? My shoulders feel so relieved!

I have created many

medicines before now...

But there is no medicine

that can compare to this.

Huh! He did it!

Hmm...this must be the fantastic

medicine I'd heard rumors about...

help one perform mathematical

calculations at 300 times normal speed.

Or, perhaps, a medicine that

will help one see in the dark...

Or, perhaps, a medicine that will

make one's body light as a mouse...

...able to climb up walls and

even upside-down on the ceiling.

And it may even be a medicine

that allows one to disappear like a gas.

Well.._.in«any case,

I will claim the medicine.

It will be mine.

Hey, hey, let me drink some. Come on!

You can't have it. It's like poison to you.

You're lying!

It’s probably just a cocktail, right?

Or maybe it's juice?

Hey...

Boy, please send my guest in.

Yes, sir.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Please step this way.

Thank you.

What brings you here?

I heard you had just

invented a fantastic medicine.

I would like to see it.

Oh, I see.

News travels fast.

You are the talk of the scientific community.

I would love to test your product firsthand.

But I won't be able to release

it to the public for quite a while.

Now, don't hold back.

For the sake of humanity,

we must release it as quickly as possible.

Well, I still have some tests to run.

Ah, can you speed those up at all?

Well, no...

What a pity. .

Oh, is this your lab equipment?

The exit is that way.

I will visit you again soon.

There's a radar system.

If we're going to sneak in,

we need to outsmart the radar somehow.

Ahh, that looks a bit difficult.

That's it!

I'll use the electro-deflector

that I stole the other day.

Goodidea!

Now things have gotten interesting.

Hmm, this is the place.

Now, do it.

Boss, hurry!

Good. Now, let's go.

Help me!

X

Hmm, okay.

What are you gentlemen doing?

You think using something

dinky like that will let you get in?

This lab isn't like any other!

And those clothes.

What an overdone look.

You two are behind the times.

Just cut that out.

Dammit, what're ya saying?

Quiet.

Can you tell us how to get in?

We will repay you as you wish.

Oooh, now he's brought out the big guns.

Very well, I'll tell you.

On those buttons, push 3821754690...

Turn the dial twice right...

Once left, once right, and go!

That's it.

It's that blue stuff that I want.

You can't have this one.

You deserved that.

Hey, hey! Unfair! Wait up!

Little brat. We won't let

you off so easily this time!

Hey, Tonki...first have the kid

operate the machine to get me down.

Ah...l recognize that

voice...you're Doron, aren't you!

Correct. I am Doron.

Thanks. You helped me out a lot.

Ouch!

Ouch!

Boss, wait up!

Help me!

Help me!

Help me!

Help me!

Help me, please!

Well then, now that

we have this medicine...

Gold and diamonds are like nothing!

We have the treasure of all

treasures in our possession!

Come, Tonki. We will

drink this medicine and...

Our bodies will become so

light we can fly in the sky.

And our eyes will pierce

more sharply than radar.

And our brains will be able to

decode faster than a calculator!

And even if we are caught

and our bodies are chained up...

The enemy will not be

able to detect or locate us!

Our scheme is a big success.

Our reward will be mountains of money!

That's the plan.

Banzafl

Good. Now let's first test this medicine.

Tonki, you drink it first.

No, no, Boss, you can go first.

Don't be scared.

But I don't like medicine.

Don't complain, just drink!

Must I?

It tastes nice. I like it.

My head feels all clear.

Then I'll drink it next.

This feels really good! -

Damn you!

Hey, what're you doing?

Tonki, wait up! Wait up!

Tonki, come back!

Come back!

Damn it, that Tonki. Has he gone insane?

Great invention, my foot!

What a fraud of a scientist!

It hurts!

P-Please help me!

It hurts so much!

Professor, will he be okay?

Now, don't worry.

Hey, you...did you

really drink the medicine?

Yes, I did!

And then I didn't realize I was

doing crazy things until just now.

5-50, I wanted to

return the medicine I stole.

It hurts! Please forgive me!

There, there...you'll

feel better right away.

You see, this medicine was invented to turn

an evil and twisted heart into a good heart.

That's the reason you came

here to return the medicine.

Seriously?

Of course.

Thanks to you, I have now seen

the full results of this medicine.

That is because there were no bad people

who would volunteer to test such a medicine.

I really didn't know how

to test it and was in a real fix.

But thanks to you, I'm saved!

Well? You wanna drink it?

Ridiculous! I don't need

that kind of medicine!

I figured that's what everyone would say.

It's more difficult to force people to take

this medicine than it is to make the medicine.

I see.

Oh, no!

Now I wish I'd had the

Boss drink some after all.

The End

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