Freshman Friday (2020) - full transcript
A sheltered young man's world is turned upside down by an array of colorful characters as he prepares for the first dance of his college journey. What happens at the Freshman Friday dance ...
(indistinct chattering)
- [Dr Price] Good morning freshmen.
- [Freshmen] Good morning.
- [Dr. Price] And congratulations
on your acceptance
into the prestigious St. Alans College.
Take a second and look to your left.
(rap music begins)
Now to your right.
One of them won't make
it past their first year
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ Keg stand Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington Shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington shottington ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ We're smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ Like Keg stand keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington Shottington ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
- [Spencer] I know what you're wondering.
How did a guy like me, end
up in a situation like this.
Hot, sick and fucked up.
I had one hell of a Freshman
Friday at St. Alans College
♪ Then we hit the hot box; ♪
♪ Yeah. ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot; ♪
♪ Yeah. ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box; ♪
♪ Yeah. ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot. ♪
♪ Yeah. ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box. ♪
♪ Keg stand Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington Shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington Shottington ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ Its a party on the plots ♪
♪ High life Henney shots ♪
♪ Twelve don't fuck with us ♪
♪ Its freshman Friday lil nigga ♪
♪ It's a party on the plots ♪
♪ High life Henney shots ♪
♪ Twelve don't fuck with us ♪
♪ Its Freshman Friday morning. ♪
- [Spencer] I guess, we should start
with this rhino right here.
That's my roommate, Bruno.
Big, Right?
- You are,
You are baby, yeah.
Chase that punk.
- [Spenser] Big headed.
(footsteps)
Man, we had problems from the start.
- Is that my towel?
- Yeah man.
My bad, mine wasn't big enough.
You're a little guy.
Come on, use mat.
- [Spencer] That was
just the start with him.
(laughs)
(upbeat music)
I don't know how in the hell they thought
we would be good roommates.
- Hey man.
- [Spencer] Then you've
got my D-Block mates.
That's the name we gave
our dorms in Baker Hall.
We're so close, I feel like
I've known them my whole life.
(indistinct chattering)
- [Mike] Yo, what's good?
Besides me.
- Man Spencer, you mind put
a hurting on you just now.
Come dab a brother up. You heard?
- Yo, man, what you doing?
- [Demetrius] You know me.
I'm a ladies man, just big pimping.
Bagging these hoes.
- [Mike] Literally.
Look, you can keep get freaky
with those fat computer hoes.
I'm going to bag me something
nice at the dance tonight.
You all know the rumor goes
that what ever happens tonight,
will determine how the
rest of your year will go.
- True. You know I like them thick.
- Yes sir. You're going, right?
- I don't know.
- [Mike] Spencer is afraid
of the ladies. (laughs)
- [Demetrius] Chicken.
- It's a good thing
anyway, 'cause you're ugly.
Old fake Lorenz Tate looking self.
- Probably have the ugliest
looking girl at the party too.
- I don't mess up rep, making
all the rest of us look bad.
You know what I'm saying?
- Whatever, man.
- Get your soft ass out of here.
- Run, Forest, run.
(rap music)
- [Spencer] This is
Rastas in E-doc's room.
Oh, that's Cody.
He's a Muslim, or a rapper, or both.
I don't know for sure.
♪ In the hood, ♪
♪ OG is in the full clips ♪
♪ They in my house ♪
♪ With the homey smoking drug ♪
♪ Fuck you then, ♪
♪ We're smoking weed ♪
♪ Bitch we smoking damn ♪
- [Cody] What's up, my ni- Neighbor. Shit.
- [Spencer] What's up, man?
(rock music)
- Rajan, come feel ya man.
Data lick it, split it, dope it,
spread it, roll it,
light it, feed ya mind.
- No, I'm straight.
Hey yo, you all going
to that dance tonight?
- [Cody] After seeing
these sisters all week?
You know I'm there.
- [Rasta] You know what they call me?
They call me the love sponge.
I, the girl them choice, Rasta.
- Yeah, me, too, but,
honestly I don't know if I'm going, man.
I might just go to my room
and get settled for this week.
- Class? It's Friday, bitch.
- Come on, man.
- [Rasta] Young virgin lungs.
- [Cody] To go with them
virgin nuts. (laughs)
- [Spencer] Ha-ha. Fine.
- [Rasta] Him a cough like a seeker.
♪ Then we get the hot box ♪
♪ Keg stand Keg stand ♪
- [Spencer] I thought my
roommate situation was weird,
but sophisticated Claxton
♪ Keg stand Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington Shottington ♪
and country Murphy
couldn't be more opposite.
♪ We had our nephew ♪
♪ Here we dab with my bra bra ♪
- Spencer, how are you?
- It's Spence, I'm cool, man.
- Take another shot, my shorty.
- It's 9:30 in the morning.
- [Murphy] It is what it is, though, man.
- It's also the first week,
but this country bumpkin has it smelling
like old bacon fat and caveman
feet fungus up in here.
Now, how about we dine before
our freshman meeting at 10:00?
Shall we?
That'd be great.
- [Spencer] And that's how
my Freshman Friday started.
(hip hop music)
(door creaking)
(indistinct chattering)
- (clears throat) I forgot my ID.
- [Brown] Keep it moving, Mod Squad.
Where are you going, Fuzz Nuts?
- I thought you just said...
- Well, I didn't.
Are you dumb or something freshman?
- Huh?
- Huh? What's your name, kid?
- It's Spencer Stanley.
- Well, Spencer, I suggest
you bring your ID next time.
- Thank you.
- Enjoy your meal.
- Man, punk ass bitch.
(indistinct chattering)
- Hey, you sure you don't want any shots?
- [Spencer] I thought you
took your last shot earlier?
- That was my last shot, man.
This is my last flask, Bro.
- You're drunk.
- That's it? What's this, prison food?
I'm a twin, I'm eating for two.
I need that big biscuit right there.
- You get what the hell I give you.
You fat boys always got special requests.
- Mm-hmm.
- [Uke] What?
- [Rasta] You got
vegetarian food there, gal?
- What?
- Me don't eat meat.
- [Uke] I got biscuits, bitch.
Get the hell out of my line.
I've seen you eat meat before.
You're faking.
- [Mike] Hey, sexy.
Such a beautiful smile
on a beautiful woman.
- [Uke] I know you know.
What can I get for you?
- I like them fluffy.
- I'm a show you fluffy.
Do you like this?
- [Mike] Let me see.
Oh, yeah. That's the one for me.
- That's the one for you.
I got something special
for you, too, baby.
- [Mike] The special one?
- Bye baby
(group chattering)
- I have no idea.
- I was thinking about it.
- The only different is to be a man
I never been to something like this
in such a school like this.
- There will be studying.
There will be class.
No tom foolery.
- Hey, Romeo.
Hey, Romeo.
Andrea's gonna be at
the party tonight, bro.
Take it from a G like me, man.
When you see her, grab her
by the arm and be like a-a-a
(laughs)
- [Spencer] That's just weird.
- Tell her she's like
a human talking to her
and then hook me up with her friend.
You, she's (indistinct)
- [Murphy] Radio flyer on that one.
- [Claxton] No, no, no. Nonsense.
Tell her that a moment with her
is like experiencing
your first lunar eclipse.
It's spellbinding.
- Spellbinding?
- Good morning, freshmen.
- [Group] Good morning.
- [Price] And congratulations
on your acceptance
into the prestigious St. Alans College.
(applause)
- We did that.
We did that.
- Shorty, what?
- I'm Dr. Price, your Dean of Academics.
Some call me HNIC.
Some call me, Boss,
but you can call me Dr. Price.
- Hey, Dr. Price.
- [Price] Please, take a
moment and look to your left.
Now to your right.
One of them, won't make
it past their first year.
The other will have a child or an STD
before they graduate.
Now, I know you want to have fun,
but don't forget why you're here.
Now, my office is just next door.
My hours are posted.
Please, I'm here if you need
advice, have a question,
or just want to talk.
Now, with that said,
please enjoy your first
Friday as a college student
because you will only
get one freshman Friday.
(shouting and clapping)
Before I excuse you for
today, we have a presentation.
This is a brief documentary
on the history of this institution.
- [Lady] St Alans College
was founded in 1876
by James Harper, Jr. When
settling here to build
his great college, he quoted,
"Education will blossom on the very lands
that grew such a beautiful rosebush.
Let it not be touched by man."
- We're doing good,
but which one of you all
about to end up with an STD
or a baby by the end of the year?
(men conversing)
- Hey, yo, I should run for president.
- Whatever. That's whack.
- [Mike] Yeah?
- [Demetrius] Yeah, yeah, yeah. SCA girls
aren't going anyway, right?
- [Rasta] What about you, Claxton?
- Although intellectual enough,
school elections are popularity based
instead of issue based,
so I'm gonna have to repudiate your offer.
- [T Lady] Usher Raymond
and his bit round dances
ate the competition. (laughs)
- Okay, Erykah Bay-don't. (group laughing)
- [T Lady] Hello.
- Leave him alone, T Lady.
Spencer can run, if he wants.
- [T Lady] Spencer.
- Nah, he's Spence, ma.
- Nobody was even talking
to you, Justin Timberlake
in NSYNC. Boy, bye, bye, bye.
- Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Is there a problem, Angel?
- No, we were just...
- Yes. These wanksters is
acting like they got a problem.
- Hold up, shorty.
- Hold up, what?
- Hey, look, there ain't no problem.
- [Swoll] Stay away from these girls.
That goes for the rest
of you making a band too.
- Yo, I was just about
to give it to them, man.
- You weren't going to do nothing, man.
- You all still trying to eat, right?
What? I'm hungry.
(hip hop music)
- [Cody] Yo, let me get that seat, man.
I'm trying to catch the
ma's eye right there.
- Man, whatever.
Man, forget that meeting.
What you need to do
is, forget about chick.
She (indistinct) looking like Dora.
- Stop talking about her.
- Oh, damn, okay bro, (indistinct)
- Who?
♪ Men with sensitivity, ♪
♪ A men like ♪
- Spence (all laughing).
- [DJ] All right. I'm DJ Afterhour,
and I'm here to officially
get freshman Friday started.
(shouting)
Hey. All right.
Are my ladies ready to dance tonight?
(ladies shouting)
All right. What about my fellas?
(men shouting)
♪ There ain't no Friday
like freshman Friday. ♪
♪ Ain't no Friday like freshman Friday. ♪
♪ When I say "freshman," you
say, "Friday" Freshman. ♪
♪ Friday. ♪
♪ Freshman. ♪
♪ Friday. ♪
All right. All right. All right.
Now, I think it's time that we get ready
for our finish the lyrics raffle.
Now, on your table's are number,
and on your chair is another number,
and I got a basket full
of numbers right here.
If I call your number,
you got the chance to
win a $50 credit card.
(partying sound)
(group conversing silently)
- What?
- Do you know anything?
The liquor we drink before the big game?
That's right.
You don't swill alcoholic beverages.
- Swill?
- Drink. Drink liquor? A lot?
- Shit. Shorty, you drink with us tonight?
- Got to black out.
- I got to what?
(group laughing)
- Come on, man.
- I'm gonna call two contestants
up to go head to head.
I'm gonna start the lyrics
and then you going to finish them.
If you get it wrong, the
other person gets a chance.
You need three rights to win.
All right, now.
So the first contestant
is table two, seat four.
- Uh-huh, oh, yeah.
Tiffany get it hopping up in here.
- Contestant number two.
- We got this.
- Table 10, seat five.
(shouting)
- Shorty.
- Don't let us down.
Our whole year is resting
on your shoulders.
No pressure, bro.
- Buddy.
- Spence.
- All right now, introduce yourselves.
- Hi. My name is Tim.
My family calls me Scrotum. It's...
Okay, I'm from the D.
Let's see here.
♪ It's so cold in the D, ♪
♪ And I'm here to represent. ♪
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right. All right Tim.
All right, and you are?
- Hi. My name is Spencer.
My friends call me Spence.
- All right. Call it in the air, Tim.
Call it in the air, Tim.
Heads or tails?
- Heads.
- Tails.
Spence, you up.
This one should be easy.
Kris Kross will make you.
Three more seconds.
Come on, you got to be kidding me.
- Run.
(laughs)
- Tim.
- Kris Kross will make
you jump, jump. (laughs)
- That is correct. That is correct.
You got to do better than than, Spence.
All right, this one's for Tim.
Never trust a big butt and a...
- Never trust a big butt and a smile.
That girl is poison.
You got to come harder than that.
- Okay, I can come harder than that.
I can come harder than that.
All right. All right.
This one's for you, Spence.
Somebody's rocking, knocking the...
- [Spencer] Door.
Knocking the ... Knocking the door.
(buzzing)
- Tim?
♪ Somebody is rocking
and knocking the boot. ♪
- [DJ] Correct, and Tim is a
winner of a $50 credit card.
- Yeah.
(shouts)
- [DJ] Hey, hey.
Damn, boy.
What rock you been living under?
You don't know shit.
I know what song you probably do know.
♪ Delta dawn (laughs) ♪
♪ What's that flower you have on? ♪
♪ Could it be a faded
rose from days gone by? ♪
(hiphop music begins)
- Somebody get this boy a Doggy style CD.
- Thanks.
- Man, Delta Dawn?
- I like that song.
- Really? That was the pregame
money right there, shorty.
(group chattering)
- That's what I'm talking about.
I should take his money and pew.
- You ain't never pew in your life.
- At all.
- Hey, hey, hey.
- You better watch how
you approach a gangsta.
- What you want, a dime or a dub?
- A what or a what?
- A dime or a dub, man?
How much weed you want?
Hurry up, 'cause you making me high.
What's wrong with you, bro?
- Nothing, you dropped this.
- Hold up bro, you stealing?
- I know you not stealing, bro.
Hold up. I know you not stealing, bro.
All right.
What are you doing?
Why you didn't keep it?
- Well, because I was
taught to treat others
as I want to be treated.
(laughs)
- That's funny, man.
You know, I'd a kept your shit.
That's a come on.
But thank you, though.
What's your name, again?
- Spence.
- All right, I'm Brizz, man.
Nice to meet you, I owe you one.
- I was on my way over
there, two seconds, bro.
- Man, you can't shoot
the bird in two seconds.
- I don't believe my eyes.
Did you just give the money back?
- Damn, Spence.
- First you lose potential
money to designing women.
- Then you give money back
that laying on the ground.
- Where they do that at?
You sure you belong here?
- Pregame, shorty. Pregame.
(rock music)
- Get down with me, little bro.
Get up. Come on, let's dance.
Feel the groove, spin, slide.
Slide.
- Bruno, is that my beater and boxers?
- Yeah man, my bad.
Mine was dirty.
Here you go.
- [Spencer] No, I'm cool. I'm cool.
You can keep them.
- You sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure. Trust me. You keep them.
- okay man. Cool.
Here are your socks, though.
- My socks?
- Yeah, bro.
They're uncomfortable.
Come on, get up, let's
dance, let's see you move.
Bust a move.
- I'm going to the bathroom.
- Where you going?
No, what's going on?
- Just trying to clear
my mind a little bit.
- Bro, look, we're roommates now.
That means we're family.
You're my little bro.
You got to learn to, loosen up man.
Tighten up, level up, okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm cool.
- Okay, come back.
(snaps)
(rock music)
(phone ringing)
- [Grandma over the phone] Hi, Baby.
- I miss you.
Grandma, I just feel like I'm so different
from everybody here.
I just wanna...
- [Grandma Over The Phone] Listen, listen.
Listen, your mother and
father, God rest his soul,
they'd be so proud of you, okay?
I can hear your daddy now.
That's a Stanley man right there.
And your momma, grinning from ear to ear,
calling you her baby boy.
I told you, College can be
the best time of your life.
The friendships you'll
have will last forever,
and if you're lucky, you might
just find love of your life.
Lord have mercy.
You know I got to watch
that fine ass Judge Mathis.
(chuckles) If I was five years younger,
he could handcuff me and bang that gavel.
- Grandma.
- [Grandma over the phone ] Sorry.
You still got them condoms
Grandma bought you, right?
Okay, because don't you
bring home no ugly babies.
Uh-huh. All right. I love you, baby boy.
- I love you, too.
- Be good.
(dramatic music)
(police siren wailing)
(upbeat music)
- You like that, huh?
You felt the wrath of that today.
I knew you were gonna
be a problem, freshman.
I can smell the bad apples.
- Look, man, it was a mistake.
(Officer bangs the doll)
- You see, it ain't too late.
I'm no security guard.
I was top of my class at the
Academy, best of the best,
until they realized I couldn't
say, st st st st, Police.
- Stop police?
- What?
You're gonna come in
my line, picking on me,
causing trouble?
- That's why you couldn't say my name?
Spencer St-, St-, St-, St- ...
- Oh, but you done gone, did it now.
You made it easy for me.
You're out of here.
You can kiss your education goodbye.
Dr. Price will be called on this matter.
- Look, man, it was a mistake.
- You better sit down before
I pull your small intestines
out of your ass and use it as
a condom to skull fuck you.
- I don't know.
I just feel a little out of place here?
- Nonsense.
This is your home for the next four years.
- Four years yeah, if I make it that long.
- Hey, you'll be fine.
Now, get on back to class.
- Thanks, Dr. Price.
(upbeat music)
- Any time.
- This is the culprit I
phoned you about, sir.
- I have it from here,
and thank you for your diligent
service to this campus.
- Look, I can explain.
- Before today, that bush had
never been touched by man.
We're gonna have to expel
you, and also a $5,000 fine.
- Please, don't kick me out, Dr. Price.
My grandma would kill me.
I can work off the
$5,000 if you need me to,
but please don't kick me out.
I'm not a bad student.
I was just...
- [Price] Spencer Stanley the third,
born October the 24, in Roanoke, Virginia.
Graduated in the top 5%
of your high school class.
1510 on your SATs, scholarships
to UNC and NC State,
but you chose to attend St Alans College,
historically black, why?
- Because my whole life,
all I heard was my family talk about
all the fun times they had here.
I mean my grandma would talk about,
how good it felt to be around
3,000 positive black folks
pursuing a common goal, and
that was their education.
- [Price] So then, I'm sure you
heard about our sacred bush.
- Dr. Price, I am sorry, okay?
I messed up.
I just had a moment of insanity
and it'll never happen again.
- Spencer, standing up, acknowledging,
apologizing for your mistakes,
is all part of growing up,
becoming a man.
So, who is she?
Angela, young lady from freshman studies.
Let me share a story with you.
(rock music)
- After Vivian Harper and
Spencer Stanley kissed,
they never separated.
I never got a chance to tell her,
how I had fallen in love with her. (sighs)
There's something about
that freshman Friday kiss.
- You knew my grandparents?
- I Knew them?
We were the best of friends,
and boy! Did we have some good times.
Okay.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm not going to expel you,
but you are going to work off that fine.
You have to promise me one thing,
that when you see Angela tonight,
you're going to ask her to dance.
- I wasn't sure if I was going.
- Oh, you're going.
And trust me, you'll thank me later.
Yes.
Now, the dance is from 9:30-2:00.
Show up around 11:00, okay?
Confidence is key.
- Yes, sir.
- Oh, and you're going to
start working off that fine
today at 5:00 in the cafeteria.
You're gonna meet Uke.
Now, don't be late.
She hates tardiness and
she hates procrastination.
- Yes sir, thank you.
- Yes.
(door closes)
- Is anyone sitting here?
- No, go ahead.
- Hey, girl.
- Hey.
This taste cool?
- Yeah. It's okay.
- [T Lady] It's all right.
- I was just really hungry.
- Ew. Look at this.
- [Angela] Ew. That is so gross.
- Gross.
- That is so nasty.
- That is disgusting. Ew!
- That is so nasty.
- It is so good.
- T Lady, stop. Oh, my god! Seriously?
- Need help with something?
(live upbeat music)
(footsteps)
- Excuse me?
- What?
- Dr. Price sent me over.
- Lucky.
You're the damn fool that
plucked the rose from the bush.
What the hell were you thinking?
And who are you fucking?
They should have kicked your ass out.
- I wasn't.
- You weren't thinking?
Uh-huh, yes you were.
Had to be some pussy.
Mm-hmm
Turn around.
- What?
- Turn around.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you're all right.
I'd get you on a drunk night.
- Thank you?
(laughs)
- But you couldn't handle all this.
- Yeah, I'm sure that whoever your man is,
he's in love with your
cooking an all that.
- Shit.
I ain't had none in a year,
but baby, freshman Friday,
it never fails me.
Never fails, never ever.
Anyway, enough about that.
Let's get to work. Get
to work. Get to work.
Okay, start by going helping Teddy
with the tea and the dishes.
Oh, and I got my eye on you, freshman.
One fuck up and I'm on
the phone with Dr. Price,
getting your ass kicked out of here.
Got it?
- Got it.
- Excuse me Mr. Teddy?
- Come in here with that
soft "Mr. Teddy" shit.
Man up. Sound off.
Who are you?
and what do you what?
- My name is Spence.
I was just sent over here
to help you make the tea.
- Do it look like I need
help making the tea?
I've been making tea,
even before you was born.
Making tea is a man's game.
It's not for boys.
Besides, you think you got
what it takes to come in
and replace Ice Tea Teddy?
I don't even have to measure.
You think you can do this?
This is what it takes to make iced tea.
Yeah.
You think you can do this?
You think you got what it
takes to replace ice tea Teddy?
Your turn, Private.
(metallic spoon clanging)
Good job, private. Good job.
A little bit more ice.
Can't teach these doggone
privates nothing these days.
- (laughs) Word on the street is,
you owe the school about five large.
- Yeah, man. Something like that.
- My brother, my brother.
For $8.50 an hour, shoot you
might be washing dishes here
until you graduate.
- $8.50? That's how much I'm making?
- You, me, and everyone
else in here. (laughs)
Look at you all mad.
Mean without a college education,
you'll be damned if you make
that much in these parts.
Hmm I'm sure you need (indistinct)
(plate shatter break)
- [Uke] That's $2 out of
your paycheck, freshman.
- Man, how the hell did
I end up in this place?
- [Uke] 'Cause you a dumb ass.
- Man, I'm out.
(phone beeping)
- Dr. Price?
(phone beeping)
(soft suspenseful music)
♪ Let's not waste no more ♪
♪ We got the same thing on our mind ♪
♪ Our bodies belong together ♪
♪ We fell in love at first touch ♪
♪ But when we kissed ♪
♪ I knew right then what I wanted ♪
♪ And I didn't want no one night stand ♪
♪ No no no ♪
♪ Let's have breakfast
and make love again ♪
♪ Yea yea yea ♪
♪ Turn our phones off and get off again ♪
♪ Way way off ♪
♪ Let's ignore the world forever ♪
♪ Magnify our love together ♪
♪ Baby all I wanna do is ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ You got my attention ♪
♪ No love will go missing ♪
♪ All of my intentions are true ♪
♪ Yea ♪
♪ I'll fulfill all your wishes ♪
♪ Your climax is my mission ♪
♪ And I won't stop until you get two ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
(door bangs)
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
(Bruno laughs)
- Bro, you know you should
really lock the door
if you need some alone time.
- I was... Never mind, man.
I was just ... (sighs)
- I see you got some moves, little bro.
Bro, I'm gonna show you
how to really get down.
Oh, and FYI,
if you kiss the mirror,
that means you're kissing a man.
You know that, right?
- Yeah.
- Okay. All right.
(rock music)
I'm going to show you
how to get down, okay?
Got to get loose, all right?
Here, bam.
Throw, throw, down, swing, pop.
Simple, right?
- Yeah.
- Okay, let me see your moves.
- Throw, slam, slam, slam.
- Ouch!
Give me the glove.
- That was it, right?
- No. Okay? No.
(rock music)
We're gonna be here a while.
All right.
Here, okay?
All right?
Throw, throw, down, swim, pop up,
run back, run back, run back, run back.
Feel it, okay?
Feel it.
- Throw, throw.
- There we go.
- Swim, pop, run, run. (Bruno laughs)
- Oh my god! You're horrible.
- That wasn't it?
- [Bruno] Top the glove.
- So. Okay
- Wrong side.
- Okay. Oh, okay. (chuckles)
- There we go. There. Left and right.
- Swim, swim, backstroke,
backstroke, $5, $10, wop!
- That ain't it, huh?
- Mm-mm.
- I'm just.
- Just turn around.
Walk towards the closet.
No, in the closet, just go in there.
Just stay in there for a minute, okay?
Just think about the dance move.
Don't come out.
All right?
All right, ready? Go.
- Swim, swim, back,
backstroke, money, money.
- Bro, why you breathing so hard?
We got 15 more moves left.
- No, man, that's enough.
I'm ready, but thanks, bro.
- No problem. That's
what big bros are for.
Ready is relative, okay?
At the end of the day,
just go out there and do
what makes you feel fly.
- Well, are big brothers down
for helping me get a dime
or a dub for the pregame
celebration tonight?
- Oh, shit. (laughs)
Look who's deciding to live a little.
Pound it.
Look, I don't know who
got it, but here's $20.
Okay?
- Oh, man.
- I hear you can find whatever you need
in the parking lot though.
It's crazy out there, all right?
So be easy if you go.
You might wanna take
a friend with you too.
- I got you.
Look man, thanks I owe you one.
- No problem.
Hey, little bro?
- Yeah?
- You earned it. (Spencer laughs)
It'll be more comfortable (mumbles).
(sighs)
- Hello, Spencer.
- So you're not made like everybody else?
- Mad at what?
Money that wasn't even mine?
Truth be told, I knew
you weren't gonna win.
- Well, thanks for the confidence, man.
- You didn't even know (indistinct),
so early '90s music isn't your forte.
If I were an only child,
I wouldn't have recognized it either,
but I have two older sisters.
Don't alarm yourself with
respect to the fellas.
Everything will be copacetic.
Where are you on your way to?
- I'm going to save the pregame party.
Why don't you tell the rest of the fellas
I'm going to the back parking lot.
You should go with me.
- Are you crazy?
They say security won't
even go back there man,
and most people been there
for well over four years.
Some don't even go here.
You're on your own, but I'll
let the fellas know it's on.
- All right, man, cool.
- All right, man. All right.
(hiphop music)
(indistinct)
♪ Newest and coolest ♪
♪ Coolest influenced ♪
♪ A nigga shine like I'm
cool with the jeweler ♪
♪ Throwing shade my way ♪
♪ I respond Oh is this what we do? ♪
♪ Nigga said you gon make it ♪
♪ They gon be pissed when you do it ♪
♪ Nigga that's cool ♪
♪ I roll a blunt as big as a Cuban ♪
♪ We can bet First niggas step ♪
♪ Shit will get ruined ♪
♪ Nigga envy ♪
♪ Ask if I'm ready? ♪
♪ I tell them indeed ♪
♪ Slide up ♪
♪ Brizz been riding since a 10 speed ♪
♪ Audemar ballin ♪
♪ They gonna watch me
in the hall of fame ♪
♪ Dogg your lane ♪
♪ You don't want me to
have to call your name ♪
♪ You aint hatin ♪
♪ Jealous is what I call it man ♪
♪ I say your real close
to envy like Charlemagne ♪
♪ C-I-AA (indistinct) ♪
♪ Courtside ♪
♪ Charlotte Game ♪
♪ Flauce wit me shinin ♪
♪ Ain't nobody had a longer chain ♪
♪ Young boy got top to top divas ♪
♪ Green gator... ♪
- What's up, man?
- What's up? What do you mean, What's up?
You got a problem, or something?
I see, you one of the freshmen.
Looks like I'm going to
have to make an example
out of your ass.
- An example of what?
(hiphop music)
♪ Full course for a hater ♪
(breathes heavily)
- What happens when a nigga
trespass without a pass.
- Look, man, I'm just trying
to get a dime or a dub.
- I'm just trying to get a dime.
Nigga, you sound stupid as shit.
You're lucky I don't throw
your ass up in this trunk.
- Brizz sent me over here.
- You sound like a cop.
Come on.
- Thanks, man.
- Don't thank me.
Thank me after Brizz told
me he gave your ass a pass.
(indistinct)
- So, ain't nobody got no money?
- I could hit some chicks
up and see what's good.
Hit some chicks up?
We don't got no money.
Mom and grandma ain't got no money.
- Man, you all some broke ass cats.
- You too.
- My family's so backwoods,
they don't even know I'm in college.
I know they ain't going
to give me no money man.
- You or your parents got to have money.
You're a white boy.
- I had some saved, but my
crack head ass brother stole it.
And being white don't mean shit.
I ain't got shit.
My family ain't shit,
so you can kiss my white ass
for thinking being white means anything.
- I guess we all the same.
- [Claxton] Is everything copacetic,
'cause I got good news.
I just talked to Spencer,
and he told me that somehow,
he got $20, and he's on
his way to the parking lot
right now to save the night.
- [Group] Hey. Yeah.
- The parking lot?
Man, he's going to get robbed.
We need to go save him.
- Go save him?
What are you planning to do?
Rob them back?
I think we should stay here
and wait for him to get back.
- See your fat ass ain't
never trying to do anything.
(indistinct chattering)
(vibrant music)
- It's time to get dressed for war.
- So what's the plan?
(upbeat music)
(door creaking)
- Knock, nigga.
- Look man, I guess he's not here.
- [Brizz] Who is it?
I said, "Who is it?"
- [Spencer] Spence.
- Spence? Spence who?
I don't know no Spence.
Hey, put your eye up to the peephole.
- Don't look at me. Do what the man said.
- [Brizz] Do what I said.
Put your eye up to the peephole, now.
What's going on?
- Nothing. I just caught
this little dude trespassing,
but he said you gave him a pass.
- Yeah, he's straight, he's straight.
I never understand why that
shit work every time, man.
It's crazy, why would you put your own eye
up to somebody else's peephole?
That's crazy.
Hey, but look, I'm out here.
Thanks for bringing him.
Hey, what's up? What you want?
- A dime or a dub?
- A dime or a dub? Man, which one?
- I don't know.
- You don't?
Come on, man, you don't
know shit about shit, man.
You know what I'm saying?
But you're cool, though.
I usually don't let people in my room,
but I'm gonna let you in
'cause you all right, man.
But come on, come on (indistinct)
Hurry up. Come on, come
on, come on. Let's go.
What's going on, man?
- [Spencer] Nothing, just hanging.
- Hanging?
(hiphop music)
- [Spencer] Yeah.
- Who you hanging with?
- Well, no, I actually
come to school to learn.
I have to get ready for
my classes next week.
- All right, man.
You any good?
- On the game probably.
What you have?
- Man, I got everything.
I tell you what, I set
the game up, you do this.
My man, you ain't half
bad, you ain't half bad.
- Lick it, split it, dump it...
- You got it, man?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dump it, spread it, roll it, light it.
Feed your mind, feed your mind.
Sorry, sorry man, I...
Sorry.
- Come on man, come on man, come on man.
- Sorry, lick it, split it,
roll it, bite it, spread it.
Feed your mind.
- All right, what is this, man?
Really, what is this?
You can't smoke this.
- Sorry man.
- Sorry man, sorry man.
- I'm better with the...
- I'm better with...
No, man whatever.
Look, you set the game up, I'll do this.
- All right.
- Look at this shit.
Man.
- What team do you want to play with?
- You know what? Doesn't matter.
I'll kick your ass either way.
Give me the Falcons.
- The Falcons.
- I'll pick the Falcons.
- Okay.
- See how easy that was?
- (chuckles) Yeah,
we're all set, we're set.
- You work?
- Yeah.
- All right, hold on.
Don't cheat, man.
Don't cheat. No cheating.
- No cheating.
(indistinct)
- Hey, check this out.
- Yeah?
- I bet I score on your ass.
I bet you $20 I score on your ass.
15 seconds left in the game.
- Man, never.
- Never?
- No, I'm good at this.
- Always, put your money
where your mouth is.
- Wait.
- Momma gave him some spending money.
Mommy gave him some spending money.
- Yes.
- Okay, big time, here.
(upbeat music)
- Ready? Ready to go get him?
Let's go.
We got to get him back.
- Line up! Line up! Straighten up.
Come on! Come on!
Are you ready for war sir?
- I'm ready for war sir.
- Straighten up, tighten up.
Let me hear your war cry. (shouts)
Are you a killer?
- See my do rag, I'm a thug.
- Let me hear your war cry.
What the hell was that, a BB gun?
Straighten up.
Get your ass out of the closet.
Straighten up.
Are you a killer sir?
Are you ready?
Fanny pack?
Are you ready for war sir?
- Shorty.
- Are you a killer sir?
- Shorty.
- Are you drunk?
Is everyone ready for war?
- Yeah. (shouting)
- Are you all killers?
- We're killers. (indistinct chattering)
- Yo
- What the hell is this?
(indistinct chattering)
- I ain't know robes came that big.
- Will they do.
- Shit
- This shit is racket man.
- What is this?
- I've told you before about
saying shit to my brother.
(indistinct chattering)
- Hey, hey.
We have a soldier on the battle field
and we have to bring him home.
His name is Private Spence,
and he is our mission.
Are you ready?
- Yeah.
(coughs)
- [Brizz] Oh, man,
you got to stay focused
on the task at hand, man.
The party will always be there.
♪ Whatever you say, ♪
♪ It was handed down for you, ♪
♪ You never forget. ♪
♪ You gotta no where to hold on, ♪
♪ No where to hold on ♪
- Right, right, right.
- Hey, man, how you know that song?
- Oh, man, I may be from the hood,
but I'm not trapped mentally, bro.
(indistinct)
bosco to chess.
It's like we're the best of both worlds.
book smart and street smart.
I'm still keeping your $20 though.
Look, I'm going to give you
this, a little consolation
for giving me my $100 back.
- Thanks, man.
- Indeed.
- You're welcome man.
But hey, look don't mind those
guys out in the parking lot,
you hear me?
- Yeah.
- Word, toughest guy on the block
never make it off the block.
- Yeah.
- Gangstas don't go to college.
They go to jail or they go to hell.
You know what?
You can take that with you.
- You know actually man, I got to go.
I need to get back.
- You got to go?
- Yeah, I got to go, but thanks man.
- Okay, we're cool.
Thanks for coming by man.
- Okay.
- I will holla you.
Did you feel me?
- Yeah.
- Now, go on get the
fuck out of here, okay?
All right.
- Thanks.
- [Brizz] Okay, man.
- I'm good.
(hiphop music)
(indistinct chattering and shouting)
(coughs)
- Whatsup brother?
- What happened to brother?
- I'm good. We're good.
(indistinct chattering)
Damn, Spence, you almost made me
put a hurting on you, man, again.
- [Mike] Spencer?
- Spence
(indistinct chattering)
- [Spencer] Hey, man, what the fuck
was you all doing in here?
- Hey, bro, we was getting ready to roll.
(indistinct chattering)
- Damn, world war?
It look like you all went
to that shit and lost.
- The gangsta music started playing.
We start pushing and bouncing,
and next thing you know what?
Shit.
You see us baby.
(shouting)
- Claxton said you went
to the back parking lot.
- I'm sure you did.
- I surely did too.
- Yeah, yeah awesome.
- Welcome home, soldier.
- Welcome.
You got that look in your eye.
- What you talking about, man?
- Eye of the skyscraper.
- You fried as shit.
- Spencer?
- Man, I don't give a fuck.
It's freshman Friday. (all shouting)
(hiphop music)
- Okay, look and there's
more where that came from.
(all shouting)
Hey listen fellas, tonight,
let's let the pregame begin.
(all shouting)
- Let's see what you got.
Yeah,
I can use that.
- [Spencer] Smoke it, don't eat it.
- [Murphy] You got to tell him twice.
(laughing)
- No eating, don't eat it.
- I told you it was going to be okay.
I just had to keep these
hidden from the drunken master.
(laughing)
You know what I'm saying?
(all shouting)
- I don't normally do this,
but somebody pour me a shot.
- [Mike] Wait, hurry up man.
Come on, hurry before she slaps you.
- Man, slaps who?
Ain't nobody putting
their slappers on me, dog.
(indistinct chatter)
- Let's make a toast.
- Toast, toast, toast.
- Come on, let's make a
toast to St Alans College,
where I'm happy to get
my motherfucking degrees,
(indistinct) where they knock a nigga
for a few tough years in high school.
- Okay, okay
(indistinct chattering)
- To all the fine sisters
we've been seeing all week.
- [Group] Yeah.
- The drunken nights I
regret from long ago.
(group laughing)
- For bagging me something nice tonight
and setting my college career off right.
(booing)
- With thick chicks and twiggy sticks
that give them tongue and slipping them...
- Woo! (laughing)
- Hey, keeping our minds
elevated and our feet planted.
- Yeah. Yes.
- Hey, hey. Raise them
high, and to friendship.
(group laughing)
Bottoms up.
- [Rasta] Sentimental.
- [Claxton] The fuck.
- Fuck.
- Fun, what that do?
That's Mad Dog 2020.
(all laughing)
- One down, six to go.
- Hey, let's keep them
coming, let's keep them going.
Look at you now.
- I'm concentrating. (group laughing)
- You know me, I like a pretty
face with some nice teeth
and some nice titties. (all laughing)
Words don't matter to
me at all, straight up.
- (mumbles) You know I
also care about the rest,
it's just the blacker the berry,
the sweeter the juice type, man.
Bring home the chocolate sister, yeah.
(laughs)
- I like my women like I
like my cinnamon rolls,
soft and sweet and good eating.
(group laughing)
- So why your last chick look like
a seven layer chocolate cake?
(laughs)
- Well, you know I keep a panda.
- Oh.
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! what is a panda?
- Right.
- Don't tell him.
- You don't know what a panda is?
- No, what's a panda?
- That's a pretty face and
a big body. (group laughing)
People say, "Oh, that panda's so pretty,"
but it's still a big ass
bear, fatty. (all laughing)
It's fatty fatty.
- Hey yo, that's the great
thing about college, man,
they're all here for us, man.
Everything you're looking for,
bro, and they're educated.
Ain't nothing like some good ass brains.
(group laughing)
- Fucked up
- Hey, bro bro.
(group laughing)
- Hey hold up, (mumbles)
what time is it, yo?
- It's 9:30.
- 9:30?
- Yeah, man.
- It's time to get fly for the.
(indistinct chattering).
- Yeah, man.
Claxton, look man, just stay put
and I'll be back to get you.
- Take him, take him with you, man.
- [Spencer] I'm not taking him, man.
- Get up.
(hiphop music)
- Hey,
until I see Angela, I'm a...
"What's up, girl? What's up?"
Fuck this, man, he got me fucked up.
My man, I'm small and you're
big, I'm small, you big.
Stop wearing my shit, man.
This dude ain't got shit.
(sighs)
I know, but I'm not talking better,
It's okay, it's all okay.
(hiphop music)
- This is your color right here.
Let me put some on your face.
- No, I'm good, thanks.
- Okay, but you could be better.
- Right?
- Come on, you already
made me wear this dress
no straps on it.
- Okay, 'cause people wanna see a little
something something, Angela.
- Always.
- Stop playing game.
- Exactly.
(indistinct chattering)
- I can't wait, bro, I can't wait.
- Excuse you.
- Hey, man, you heard what Swoll said.
- Fuck Swoll.
- Why you talking about dudes
when there's all these chicks out here?
- I'm gonna get me some tonight.
- I know bro, me too man.
(indistinct conversion)
♪ If you disrespect we gone
beef about it yea yea ♪
♪ Dat my slide passenger side ♪
♪ Rolling a baky shawty keep
me high So I'm a buy her ♪
♪ Whatever she like ♪
♪ Yea that's Gucci Giuseppe
we shopping at Beverley ♪
♪ Doing it right that my soldier. ♪
- Didn't get kicked out, huh? (laughs)
Well, don't hold up my line,
freshman, where's your ID?
- Right here.
- Don't laugh at me, st, st...
What's this key in?
Get out of my damn line, punk.
- What?
- Did I st-, st-, st-, st-?
Nope, get out of my line.
- Asshole.
- Punk ass, flashlight cop.
- [Brown] I'll be right back.
(hiphop music continues)
- Get your ass up, man.
Now, what the fuck was that?
- Hey, hey.
(hiphop music continues)
(rock music)
- Am I working it?
- Like you got moves now.
- You got that rump a bum bum.
- It gets that way.
- Damn, baby, you're thicker than a stick.
What's your name?
- Did you just pass gas?
- Huh? No.
♪ Let's not waste no more time, ♪
♪ We got the same thing on our mind, ♪
♪ Our bodies belong together, ♪
♪ We fell in love at first time, ♪
♪ But when we kissed ♪
- Didn't I tell you to leave her alone?
(laughing)
(indistinct chatter)
- You okay?
I'm sorry, that's my ex
he acts like he owns me.
- If I was your boyfriend,
I wouldn't want to let you go, either.
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
- Are you hurt?
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ You got my attention ♪
- Why do you hang out with her?
♪ No love will go missing ♪
♪ All of my intentions are true ♪
♪ Yea ♪
♪ I'll fulfill all your wishes ♪
♪ Your climax is my mission ♪
♪ And I won't stop until you get two ♪
- Big Pimpin' 69?
- Lavender?
I thought that was you.
I wasn't sure until I seen that Twinkie.
My computer love in the flesh.
- You want some?
- Hell yeah.
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
(coughing)
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I just wanna focus ♪
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I just wanna focus ♪
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I just wanna focus ♪
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I just wanna focus ♪
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I just wanna focus ♪
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I just wanna focus ♪
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
(laughing)
You too, damn.
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
(rock music)
- Damn, sexy.
- You got something to drink
or some gum back there,
because (indistinct)
- That is not why you came to see me.
Uh-huh, I seen you looking at me earlier.
- When?
- You remember baby, I want you, too.
(screams)
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
- I know you ain't about to kiss him, ew.
Look, I haven't seen
Swoll since that big dude
with the little baby T-shirt
chased him out of here.
- That's your brother.
- We have to leave, I need
you to help me with this.
Come on, stop looking at her.
- Angela, Baker, D-4.
♪ It's getting deep ♪
♪ Cause it's like we're starting ♪
♪ Something new ♪
(footsteps)
♪ It's been a while ♪
♪ Since I've been ♪
- [Mike] Yo, Y-doc.
Yo, I see you got two
lovely ladies with you.
Which one of you ladies wanna spend
the night with sexy Mike?
- Boy please, the way your breath smell,
I wouldn't call it luck,
I call it punishment.
It smell like fish sticks
and hot garbage juice, bye.
- What about you, ma?
What's good?
Damn, yo.
♪ No I don wanna go home ♪
♪ I don wanna be your whole light ♪
♪ Just thinking about you ♪
♪ Waking alone ♪
♪ No I don wanna go ♪
(coughs)
(knocking on the door)
- Hey, I need some condoms, fam.
Me and Claxton got two
girls back in the dorm,
about to take them down.
- [Claxton] Woo! Coitus.
(door bangs)
(coughs)
(knocking on the door)
- [Murphy] Shit, Shorty,
this ain't my room. (laughs)
(knocking on the door)
- I'm taking your fan and
I'm locking your door.
What?
Shit.
(door bangs)
- I just wanted to come and check on you.
I'm so sorry, I'm really
embarrassed about what happened.
My ex, he just gets so crazy,
and you didn't deserve that.
But I just want you to know,
him and me are, we're done.
You've been the sweetest person to me.
I know we got interrupted earlier,
but I owe you this.
(rock music)
Good night, Spencer.
♪ Whoo ♪
♪ Whoo ♪
- Good night.
♪ Hey Hey. ♪
♪ Don't let go of my hand, ♪
♪ And I'll always pull you through ♪
♪ So what if they don't understand ♪
♪ We have nothing to prove ♪
(door creaking)
(rock music)
- Fuck it.
♪ It's Freshmen Friday ♪
♪ Yeah, Heh ♪
♪ Ayo we litty ♪
♪ Bearskin ♪
♪ Oh boy ♪
♪ Hash tag who bitchy ♪
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ Keg stand, Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, Shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand, Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, Shottington ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ We ain't even going to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ Like Keg stand, Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, Shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington Shottington ♪
♪ We ain't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ We ain't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ Flip cup beer pong ♪
♪ Roll the blunt get high ♪
♪ Black college gone wild ♪
♪ Campus litty outside ♪
♪ Pretty face, pretty thighs ♪
♪ Gold teeth, madd dreads ♪
♪ HBC type of shit, ♪
♪ madd sororities, maddfrat ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ We party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ Keg stand, keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand, keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, shottington ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ We ain't even going to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ It's a party on the plots ♪
♪ High life henney shots ♪
♪ Twelve don't fuck with us ♪
♪ Its freshman friday lil nigga ♪
♪ It's a party on the plots ♪
♪ High life henney shots ♪
♪ Twelve don't fuck with us ♪
♪ Its Freshman Friday lil nigga ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ We party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ Keg stand, keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand, keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, shottington ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ We ain't even going to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ Like Keg stand, Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington Shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand, Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, Shottington ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
- [Dr Price] Good morning freshmen.
- [Freshmen] Good morning.
- [Dr. Price] And congratulations
on your acceptance
into the prestigious St. Alans College.
Take a second and look to your left.
(rap music begins)
Now to your right.
One of them won't make
it past their first year
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ Keg stand Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington Shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington shottington ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ We're smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ Like Keg stand keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington Shottington ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
- [Spencer] I know what you're wondering.
How did a guy like me, end
up in a situation like this.
Hot, sick and fucked up.
I had one hell of a Freshman
Friday at St. Alans College
♪ Then we hit the hot box; ♪
♪ Yeah. ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot; ♪
♪ Yeah. ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box; ♪
♪ Yeah. ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot. ♪
♪ Yeah. ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box. ♪
♪ Keg stand Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington Shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington Shottington ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ Its a party on the plots ♪
♪ High life Henney shots ♪
♪ Twelve don't fuck with us ♪
♪ Its freshman Friday lil nigga ♪
♪ It's a party on the plots ♪
♪ High life Henney shots ♪
♪ Twelve don't fuck with us ♪
♪ Its Freshman Friday morning. ♪
- [Spencer] I guess, we should start
with this rhino right here.
That's my roommate, Bruno.
Big, Right?
- You are,
You are baby, yeah.
Chase that punk.
- [Spenser] Big headed.
(footsteps)
Man, we had problems from the start.
- Is that my towel?
- Yeah man.
My bad, mine wasn't big enough.
You're a little guy.
Come on, use mat.
- [Spencer] That was
just the start with him.
(laughs)
(upbeat music)
I don't know how in the hell they thought
we would be good roommates.
- Hey man.
- [Spencer] Then you've
got my D-Block mates.
That's the name we gave
our dorms in Baker Hall.
We're so close, I feel like
I've known them my whole life.
(indistinct chattering)
- [Mike] Yo, what's good?
Besides me.
- Man Spencer, you mind put
a hurting on you just now.
Come dab a brother up. You heard?
- Yo, man, what you doing?
- [Demetrius] You know me.
I'm a ladies man, just big pimping.
Bagging these hoes.
- [Mike] Literally.
Look, you can keep get freaky
with those fat computer hoes.
I'm going to bag me something
nice at the dance tonight.
You all know the rumor goes
that what ever happens tonight,
will determine how the
rest of your year will go.
- True. You know I like them thick.
- Yes sir. You're going, right?
- I don't know.
- [Mike] Spencer is afraid
of the ladies. (laughs)
- [Demetrius] Chicken.
- It's a good thing
anyway, 'cause you're ugly.
Old fake Lorenz Tate looking self.
- Probably have the ugliest
looking girl at the party too.
- I don't mess up rep, making
all the rest of us look bad.
You know what I'm saying?
- Whatever, man.
- Get your soft ass out of here.
- Run, Forest, run.
(rap music)
- [Spencer] This is
Rastas in E-doc's room.
Oh, that's Cody.
He's a Muslim, or a rapper, or both.
I don't know for sure.
♪ In the hood, ♪
♪ OG is in the full clips ♪
♪ They in my house ♪
♪ With the homey smoking drug ♪
♪ Fuck you then, ♪
♪ We're smoking weed ♪
♪ Bitch we smoking damn ♪
- [Cody] What's up, my ni- Neighbor. Shit.
- [Spencer] What's up, man?
(rock music)
- Rajan, come feel ya man.
Data lick it, split it, dope it,
spread it, roll it,
light it, feed ya mind.
- No, I'm straight.
Hey yo, you all going
to that dance tonight?
- [Cody] After seeing
these sisters all week?
You know I'm there.
- [Rasta] You know what they call me?
They call me the love sponge.
I, the girl them choice, Rasta.
- Yeah, me, too, but,
honestly I don't know if I'm going, man.
I might just go to my room
and get settled for this week.
- Class? It's Friday, bitch.
- Come on, man.
- [Rasta] Young virgin lungs.
- [Cody] To go with them
virgin nuts. (laughs)
- [Spencer] Ha-ha. Fine.
- [Rasta] Him a cough like a seeker.
♪ Then we get the hot box ♪
♪ Keg stand Keg stand ♪
- [Spencer] I thought my
roommate situation was weird,
but sophisticated Claxton
♪ Keg stand Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington Shottington ♪
and country Murphy
couldn't be more opposite.
♪ We had our nephew ♪
♪ Here we dab with my bra bra ♪
- Spencer, how are you?
- It's Spence, I'm cool, man.
- Take another shot, my shorty.
- It's 9:30 in the morning.
- [Murphy] It is what it is, though, man.
- It's also the first week,
but this country bumpkin has it smelling
like old bacon fat and caveman
feet fungus up in here.
Now, how about we dine before
our freshman meeting at 10:00?
Shall we?
That'd be great.
- [Spencer] And that's how
my Freshman Friday started.
(hip hop music)
(door creaking)
(indistinct chattering)
- (clears throat) I forgot my ID.
- [Brown] Keep it moving, Mod Squad.
Where are you going, Fuzz Nuts?
- I thought you just said...
- Well, I didn't.
Are you dumb or something freshman?
- Huh?
- Huh? What's your name, kid?
- It's Spencer Stanley.
- Well, Spencer, I suggest
you bring your ID next time.
- Thank you.
- Enjoy your meal.
- Man, punk ass bitch.
(indistinct chattering)
- Hey, you sure you don't want any shots?
- [Spencer] I thought you
took your last shot earlier?
- That was my last shot, man.
This is my last flask, Bro.
- You're drunk.
- That's it? What's this, prison food?
I'm a twin, I'm eating for two.
I need that big biscuit right there.
- You get what the hell I give you.
You fat boys always got special requests.
- Mm-hmm.
- [Uke] What?
- [Rasta] You got
vegetarian food there, gal?
- What?
- Me don't eat meat.
- [Uke] I got biscuits, bitch.
Get the hell out of my line.
I've seen you eat meat before.
You're faking.
- [Mike] Hey, sexy.
Such a beautiful smile
on a beautiful woman.
- [Uke] I know you know.
What can I get for you?
- I like them fluffy.
- I'm a show you fluffy.
Do you like this?
- [Mike] Let me see.
Oh, yeah. That's the one for me.
- That's the one for you.
I got something special
for you, too, baby.
- [Mike] The special one?
- Bye baby
(group chattering)
- I have no idea.
- I was thinking about it.
- The only different is to be a man
I never been to something like this
in such a school like this.
- There will be studying.
There will be class.
No tom foolery.
- Hey, Romeo.
Hey, Romeo.
Andrea's gonna be at
the party tonight, bro.
Take it from a G like me, man.
When you see her, grab her
by the arm and be like a-a-a
(laughs)
- [Spencer] That's just weird.
- Tell her she's like
a human talking to her
and then hook me up with her friend.
You, she's (indistinct)
- [Murphy] Radio flyer on that one.
- [Claxton] No, no, no. Nonsense.
Tell her that a moment with her
is like experiencing
your first lunar eclipse.
It's spellbinding.
- Spellbinding?
- Good morning, freshmen.
- [Group] Good morning.
- [Price] And congratulations
on your acceptance
into the prestigious St. Alans College.
(applause)
- We did that.
We did that.
- Shorty, what?
- I'm Dr. Price, your Dean of Academics.
Some call me HNIC.
Some call me, Boss,
but you can call me Dr. Price.
- Hey, Dr. Price.
- [Price] Please, take a
moment and look to your left.
Now to your right.
One of them, won't make
it past their first year.
The other will have a child or an STD
before they graduate.
Now, I know you want to have fun,
but don't forget why you're here.
Now, my office is just next door.
My hours are posted.
Please, I'm here if you need
advice, have a question,
or just want to talk.
Now, with that said,
please enjoy your first
Friday as a college student
because you will only
get one freshman Friday.
(shouting and clapping)
Before I excuse you for
today, we have a presentation.
This is a brief documentary
on the history of this institution.
- [Lady] St Alans College
was founded in 1876
by James Harper, Jr. When
settling here to build
his great college, he quoted,
"Education will blossom on the very lands
that grew such a beautiful rosebush.
Let it not be touched by man."
- We're doing good,
but which one of you all
about to end up with an STD
or a baby by the end of the year?
(men conversing)
- Hey, yo, I should run for president.
- Whatever. That's whack.
- [Mike] Yeah?
- [Demetrius] Yeah, yeah, yeah. SCA girls
aren't going anyway, right?
- [Rasta] What about you, Claxton?
- Although intellectual enough,
school elections are popularity based
instead of issue based,
so I'm gonna have to repudiate your offer.
- [T Lady] Usher Raymond
and his bit round dances
ate the competition. (laughs)
- Okay, Erykah Bay-don't. (group laughing)
- [T Lady] Hello.
- Leave him alone, T Lady.
Spencer can run, if he wants.
- [T Lady] Spencer.
- Nah, he's Spence, ma.
- Nobody was even talking
to you, Justin Timberlake
in NSYNC. Boy, bye, bye, bye.
- Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Is there a problem, Angel?
- No, we were just...
- Yes. These wanksters is
acting like they got a problem.
- Hold up, shorty.
- Hold up, what?
- Hey, look, there ain't no problem.
- [Swoll] Stay away from these girls.
That goes for the rest
of you making a band too.
- Yo, I was just about
to give it to them, man.
- You weren't going to do nothing, man.
- You all still trying to eat, right?
What? I'm hungry.
(hip hop music)
- [Cody] Yo, let me get that seat, man.
I'm trying to catch the
ma's eye right there.
- Man, whatever.
Man, forget that meeting.
What you need to do
is, forget about chick.
She (indistinct) looking like Dora.
- Stop talking about her.
- Oh, damn, okay bro, (indistinct)
- Who?
♪ Men with sensitivity, ♪
♪ A men like ♪
- Spence (all laughing).
- [DJ] All right. I'm DJ Afterhour,
and I'm here to officially
get freshman Friday started.
(shouting)
Hey. All right.
Are my ladies ready to dance tonight?
(ladies shouting)
All right. What about my fellas?
(men shouting)
♪ There ain't no Friday
like freshman Friday. ♪
♪ Ain't no Friday like freshman Friday. ♪
♪ When I say "freshman," you
say, "Friday" Freshman. ♪
♪ Friday. ♪
♪ Freshman. ♪
♪ Friday. ♪
All right. All right. All right.
Now, I think it's time that we get ready
for our finish the lyrics raffle.
Now, on your table's are number,
and on your chair is another number,
and I got a basket full
of numbers right here.
If I call your number,
you got the chance to
win a $50 credit card.
(partying sound)
(group conversing silently)
- What?
- Do you know anything?
The liquor we drink before the big game?
That's right.
You don't swill alcoholic beverages.
- Swill?
- Drink. Drink liquor? A lot?
- Shit. Shorty, you drink with us tonight?
- Got to black out.
- I got to what?
(group laughing)
- Come on, man.
- I'm gonna call two contestants
up to go head to head.
I'm gonna start the lyrics
and then you going to finish them.
If you get it wrong, the
other person gets a chance.
You need three rights to win.
All right, now.
So the first contestant
is table two, seat four.
- Uh-huh, oh, yeah.
Tiffany get it hopping up in here.
- Contestant number two.
- We got this.
- Table 10, seat five.
(shouting)
- Shorty.
- Don't let us down.
Our whole year is resting
on your shoulders.
No pressure, bro.
- Buddy.
- Spence.
- All right now, introduce yourselves.
- Hi. My name is Tim.
My family calls me Scrotum. It's...
Okay, I'm from the D.
Let's see here.
♪ It's so cold in the D, ♪
♪ And I'm here to represent. ♪
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right. All right Tim.
All right, and you are?
- Hi. My name is Spencer.
My friends call me Spence.
- All right. Call it in the air, Tim.
Call it in the air, Tim.
Heads or tails?
- Heads.
- Tails.
Spence, you up.
This one should be easy.
Kris Kross will make you.
Three more seconds.
Come on, you got to be kidding me.
- Run.
(laughs)
- Tim.
- Kris Kross will make
you jump, jump. (laughs)
- That is correct. That is correct.
You got to do better than than, Spence.
All right, this one's for Tim.
Never trust a big butt and a...
- Never trust a big butt and a smile.
That girl is poison.
You got to come harder than that.
- Okay, I can come harder than that.
I can come harder than that.
All right. All right.
This one's for you, Spence.
Somebody's rocking, knocking the...
- [Spencer] Door.
Knocking the ... Knocking the door.
(buzzing)
- Tim?
♪ Somebody is rocking
and knocking the boot. ♪
- [DJ] Correct, and Tim is a
winner of a $50 credit card.
- Yeah.
(shouts)
- [DJ] Hey, hey.
Damn, boy.
What rock you been living under?
You don't know shit.
I know what song you probably do know.
♪ Delta dawn (laughs) ♪
♪ What's that flower you have on? ♪
♪ Could it be a faded
rose from days gone by? ♪
(hiphop music begins)
- Somebody get this boy a Doggy style CD.
- Thanks.
- Man, Delta Dawn?
- I like that song.
- Really? That was the pregame
money right there, shorty.
(group chattering)
- That's what I'm talking about.
I should take his money and pew.
- You ain't never pew in your life.
- At all.
- Hey, hey, hey.
- You better watch how
you approach a gangsta.
- What you want, a dime or a dub?
- A what or a what?
- A dime or a dub, man?
How much weed you want?
Hurry up, 'cause you making me high.
What's wrong with you, bro?
- Nothing, you dropped this.
- Hold up bro, you stealing?
- I know you not stealing, bro.
Hold up. I know you not stealing, bro.
All right.
What are you doing?
Why you didn't keep it?
- Well, because I was
taught to treat others
as I want to be treated.
(laughs)
- That's funny, man.
You know, I'd a kept your shit.
That's a come on.
But thank you, though.
What's your name, again?
- Spence.
- All right, I'm Brizz, man.
Nice to meet you, I owe you one.
- I was on my way over
there, two seconds, bro.
- Man, you can't shoot
the bird in two seconds.
- I don't believe my eyes.
Did you just give the money back?
- Damn, Spence.
- First you lose potential
money to designing women.
- Then you give money back
that laying on the ground.
- Where they do that at?
You sure you belong here?
- Pregame, shorty. Pregame.
(rock music)
- Get down with me, little bro.
Get up. Come on, let's dance.
Feel the groove, spin, slide.
Slide.
- Bruno, is that my beater and boxers?
- Yeah man, my bad.
Mine was dirty.
Here you go.
- [Spencer] No, I'm cool. I'm cool.
You can keep them.
- You sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure. Trust me. You keep them.
- okay man. Cool.
Here are your socks, though.
- My socks?
- Yeah, bro.
They're uncomfortable.
Come on, get up, let's
dance, let's see you move.
Bust a move.
- I'm going to the bathroom.
- Where you going?
No, what's going on?
- Just trying to clear
my mind a little bit.
- Bro, look, we're roommates now.
That means we're family.
You're my little bro.
You got to learn to, loosen up man.
Tighten up, level up, okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm cool.
- Okay, come back.
(snaps)
(rock music)
(phone ringing)
- [Grandma over the phone] Hi, Baby.
- I miss you.
Grandma, I just feel like I'm so different
from everybody here.
I just wanna...
- [Grandma Over The Phone] Listen, listen.
Listen, your mother and
father, God rest his soul,
they'd be so proud of you, okay?
I can hear your daddy now.
That's a Stanley man right there.
And your momma, grinning from ear to ear,
calling you her baby boy.
I told you, College can be
the best time of your life.
The friendships you'll
have will last forever,
and if you're lucky, you might
just find love of your life.
Lord have mercy.
You know I got to watch
that fine ass Judge Mathis.
(chuckles) If I was five years younger,
he could handcuff me and bang that gavel.
- Grandma.
- [Grandma over the phone ] Sorry.
You still got them condoms
Grandma bought you, right?
Okay, because don't you
bring home no ugly babies.
Uh-huh. All right. I love you, baby boy.
- I love you, too.
- Be good.
(dramatic music)
(police siren wailing)
(upbeat music)
- You like that, huh?
You felt the wrath of that today.
I knew you were gonna
be a problem, freshman.
I can smell the bad apples.
- Look, man, it was a mistake.
(Officer bangs the doll)
- You see, it ain't too late.
I'm no security guard.
I was top of my class at the
Academy, best of the best,
until they realized I couldn't
say, st st st st, Police.
- Stop police?
- What?
You're gonna come in
my line, picking on me,
causing trouble?
- That's why you couldn't say my name?
Spencer St-, St-, St-, St- ...
- Oh, but you done gone, did it now.
You made it easy for me.
You're out of here.
You can kiss your education goodbye.
Dr. Price will be called on this matter.
- Look, man, it was a mistake.
- You better sit down before
I pull your small intestines
out of your ass and use it as
a condom to skull fuck you.
- I don't know.
I just feel a little out of place here?
- Nonsense.
This is your home for the next four years.
- Four years yeah, if I make it that long.
- Hey, you'll be fine.
Now, get on back to class.
- Thanks, Dr. Price.
(upbeat music)
- Any time.
- This is the culprit I
phoned you about, sir.
- I have it from here,
and thank you for your diligent
service to this campus.
- Look, I can explain.
- Before today, that bush had
never been touched by man.
We're gonna have to expel
you, and also a $5,000 fine.
- Please, don't kick me out, Dr. Price.
My grandma would kill me.
I can work off the
$5,000 if you need me to,
but please don't kick me out.
I'm not a bad student.
I was just...
- [Price] Spencer Stanley the third,
born October the 24, in Roanoke, Virginia.
Graduated in the top 5%
of your high school class.
1510 on your SATs, scholarships
to UNC and NC State,
but you chose to attend St Alans College,
historically black, why?
- Because my whole life,
all I heard was my family talk about
all the fun times they had here.
I mean my grandma would talk about,
how good it felt to be around
3,000 positive black folks
pursuing a common goal, and
that was their education.
- [Price] So then, I'm sure you
heard about our sacred bush.
- Dr. Price, I am sorry, okay?
I messed up.
I just had a moment of insanity
and it'll never happen again.
- Spencer, standing up, acknowledging,
apologizing for your mistakes,
is all part of growing up,
becoming a man.
So, who is she?
Angela, young lady from freshman studies.
Let me share a story with you.
(rock music)
- After Vivian Harper and
Spencer Stanley kissed,
they never separated.
I never got a chance to tell her,
how I had fallen in love with her. (sighs)
There's something about
that freshman Friday kiss.
- You knew my grandparents?
- I Knew them?
We were the best of friends,
and boy! Did we have some good times.
Okay.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm not going to expel you,
but you are going to work off that fine.
You have to promise me one thing,
that when you see Angela tonight,
you're going to ask her to dance.
- I wasn't sure if I was going.
- Oh, you're going.
And trust me, you'll thank me later.
Yes.
Now, the dance is from 9:30-2:00.
Show up around 11:00, okay?
Confidence is key.
- Yes, sir.
- Oh, and you're going to
start working off that fine
today at 5:00 in the cafeteria.
You're gonna meet Uke.
Now, don't be late.
She hates tardiness and
she hates procrastination.
- Yes sir, thank you.
- Yes.
(door closes)
- Is anyone sitting here?
- No, go ahead.
- Hey, girl.
- Hey.
This taste cool?
- Yeah. It's okay.
- [T Lady] It's all right.
- I was just really hungry.
- Ew. Look at this.
- [Angela] Ew. That is so gross.
- Gross.
- That is so nasty.
- That is disgusting. Ew!
- That is so nasty.
- It is so good.
- T Lady, stop. Oh, my god! Seriously?
- Need help with something?
(live upbeat music)
(footsteps)
- Excuse me?
- What?
- Dr. Price sent me over.
- Lucky.
You're the damn fool that
plucked the rose from the bush.
What the hell were you thinking?
And who are you fucking?
They should have kicked your ass out.
- I wasn't.
- You weren't thinking?
Uh-huh, yes you were.
Had to be some pussy.
Mm-hmm
Turn around.
- What?
- Turn around.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you're all right.
I'd get you on a drunk night.
- Thank you?
(laughs)
- But you couldn't handle all this.
- Yeah, I'm sure that whoever your man is,
he's in love with your
cooking an all that.
- Shit.
I ain't had none in a year,
but baby, freshman Friday,
it never fails me.
Never fails, never ever.
Anyway, enough about that.
Let's get to work. Get
to work. Get to work.
Okay, start by going helping Teddy
with the tea and the dishes.
Oh, and I got my eye on you, freshman.
One fuck up and I'm on
the phone with Dr. Price,
getting your ass kicked out of here.
Got it?
- Got it.
- Excuse me Mr. Teddy?
- Come in here with that
soft "Mr. Teddy" shit.
Man up. Sound off.
Who are you?
and what do you what?
- My name is Spence.
I was just sent over here
to help you make the tea.
- Do it look like I need
help making the tea?
I've been making tea,
even before you was born.
Making tea is a man's game.
It's not for boys.
Besides, you think you got
what it takes to come in
and replace Ice Tea Teddy?
I don't even have to measure.
You think you can do this?
This is what it takes to make iced tea.
Yeah.
You think you can do this?
You think you got what it
takes to replace ice tea Teddy?
Your turn, Private.
(metallic spoon clanging)
Good job, private. Good job.
A little bit more ice.
Can't teach these doggone
privates nothing these days.
- (laughs) Word on the street is,
you owe the school about five large.
- Yeah, man. Something like that.
- My brother, my brother.
For $8.50 an hour, shoot you
might be washing dishes here
until you graduate.
- $8.50? That's how much I'm making?
- You, me, and everyone
else in here. (laughs)
Look at you all mad.
Mean without a college education,
you'll be damned if you make
that much in these parts.
Hmm I'm sure you need (indistinct)
(plate shatter break)
- [Uke] That's $2 out of
your paycheck, freshman.
- Man, how the hell did
I end up in this place?
- [Uke] 'Cause you a dumb ass.
- Man, I'm out.
(phone beeping)
- Dr. Price?
(phone beeping)
(soft suspenseful music)
♪ Let's not waste no more ♪
♪ We got the same thing on our mind ♪
♪ Our bodies belong together ♪
♪ We fell in love at first touch ♪
♪ But when we kissed ♪
♪ I knew right then what I wanted ♪
♪ And I didn't want no one night stand ♪
♪ No no no ♪
♪ Let's have breakfast
and make love again ♪
♪ Yea yea yea ♪
♪ Turn our phones off and get off again ♪
♪ Way way off ♪
♪ Let's ignore the world forever ♪
♪ Magnify our love together ♪
♪ Baby all I wanna do is ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ You got my attention ♪
♪ No love will go missing ♪
♪ All of my intentions are true ♪
♪ Yea ♪
♪ I'll fulfill all your wishes ♪
♪ Your climax is my mission ♪
♪ And I won't stop until you get two ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
(door bangs)
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
(Bruno laughs)
- Bro, you know you should
really lock the door
if you need some alone time.
- I was... Never mind, man.
I was just ... (sighs)
- I see you got some moves, little bro.
Bro, I'm gonna show you
how to really get down.
Oh, and FYI,
if you kiss the mirror,
that means you're kissing a man.
You know that, right?
- Yeah.
- Okay. All right.
(rock music)
I'm going to show you
how to get down, okay?
Got to get loose, all right?
Here, bam.
Throw, throw, down, swing, pop.
Simple, right?
- Yeah.
- Okay, let me see your moves.
- Throw, slam, slam, slam.
- Ouch!
Give me the glove.
- That was it, right?
- No. Okay? No.
(rock music)
We're gonna be here a while.
All right.
Here, okay?
All right?
Throw, throw, down, swim, pop up,
run back, run back, run back, run back.
Feel it, okay?
Feel it.
- Throw, throw.
- There we go.
- Swim, pop, run, run. (Bruno laughs)
- Oh my god! You're horrible.
- That wasn't it?
- [Bruno] Top the glove.
- So. Okay
- Wrong side.
- Okay. Oh, okay. (chuckles)
- There we go. There. Left and right.
- Swim, swim, backstroke,
backstroke, $5, $10, wop!
- That ain't it, huh?
- Mm-mm.
- I'm just.
- Just turn around.
Walk towards the closet.
No, in the closet, just go in there.
Just stay in there for a minute, okay?
Just think about the dance move.
Don't come out.
All right?
All right, ready? Go.
- Swim, swim, back,
backstroke, money, money.
- Bro, why you breathing so hard?
We got 15 more moves left.
- No, man, that's enough.
I'm ready, but thanks, bro.
- No problem. That's
what big bros are for.
Ready is relative, okay?
At the end of the day,
just go out there and do
what makes you feel fly.
- Well, are big brothers down
for helping me get a dime
or a dub for the pregame
celebration tonight?
- Oh, shit. (laughs)
Look who's deciding to live a little.
Pound it.
Look, I don't know who
got it, but here's $20.
Okay?
- Oh, man.
- I hear you can find whatever you need
in the parking lot though.
It's crazy out there, all right?
So be easy if you go.
You might wanna take
a friend with you too.
- I got you.
Look man, thanks I owe you one.
- No problem.
Hey, little bro?
- Yeah?
- You earned it. (Spencer laughs)
It'll be more comfortable (mumbles).
(sighs)
- Hello, Spencer.
- So you're not made like everybody else?
- Mad at what?
Money that wasn't even mine?
Truth be told, I knew
you weren't gonna win.
- Well, thanks for the confidence, man.
- You didn't even know (indistinct),
so early '90s music isn't your forte.
If I were an only child,
I wouldn't have recognized it either,
but I have two older sisters.
Don't alarm yourself with
respect to the fellas.
Everything will be copacetic.
Where are you on your way to?
- I'm going to save the pregame party.
Why don't you tell the rest of the fellas
I'm going to the back parking lot.
You should go with me.
- Are you crazy?
They say security won't
even go back there man,
and most people been there
for well over four years.
Some don't even go here.
You're on your own, but I'll
let the fellas know it's on.
- All right, man, cool.
- All right, man. All right.
(hiphop music)
(indistinct)
♪ Newest and coolest ♪
♪ Coolest influenced ♪
♪ A nigga shine like I'm
cool with the jeweler ♪
♪ Throwing shade my way ♪
♪ I respond Oh is this what we do? ♪
♪ Nigga said you gon make it ♪
♪ They gon be pissed when you do it ♪
♪ Nigga that's cool ♪
♪ I roll a blunt as big as a Cuban ♪
♪ We can bet First niggas step ♪
♪ Shit will get ruined ♪
♪ Nigga envy ♪
♪ Ask if I'm ready? ♪
♪ I tell them indeed ♪
♪ Slide up ♪
♪ Brizz been riding since a 10 speed ♪
♪ Audemar ballin ♪
♪ They gonna watch me
in the hall of fame ♪
♪ Dogg your lane ♪
♪ You don't want me to
have to call your name ♪
♪ You aint hatin ♪
♪ Jealous is what I call it man ♪
♪ I say your real close
to envy like Charlemagne ♪
♪ C-I-AA (indistinct) ♪
♪ Courtside ♪
♪ Charlotte Game ♪
♪ Flauce wit me shinin ♪
♪ Ain't nobody had a longer chain ♪
♪ Young boy got top to top divas ♪
♪ Green gator... ♪
- What's up, man?
- What's up? What do you mean, What's up?
You got a problem, or something?
I see, you one of the freshmen.
Looks like I'm going to
have to make an example
out of your ass.
- An example of what?
(hiphop music)
♪ Full course for a hater ♪
(breathes heavily)
- What happens when a nigga
trespass without a pass.
- Look, man, I'm just trying
to get a dime or a dub.
- I'm just trying to get a dime.
Nigga, you sound stupid as shit.
You're lucky I don't throw
your ass up in this trunk.
- Brizz sent me over here.
- You sound like a cop.
Come on.
- Thanks, man.
- Don't thank me.
Thank me after Brizz told
me he gave your ass a pass.
(indistinct)
- So, ain't nobody got no money?
- I could hit some chicks
up and see what's good.
Hit some chicks up?
We don't got no money.
Mom and grandma ain't got no money.
- Man, you all some broke ass cats.
- You too.
- My family's so backwoods,
they don't even know I'm in college.
I know they ain't going
to give me no money man.
- You or your parents got to have money.
You're a white boy.
- I had some saved, but my
crack head ass brother stole it.
And being white don't mean shit.
I ain't got shit.
My family ain't shit,
so you can kiss my white ass
for thinking being white means anything.
- I guess we all the same.
- [Claxton] Is everything copacetic,
'cause I got good news.
I just talked to Spencer,
and he told me that somehow,
he got $20, and he's on
his way to the parking lot
right now to save the night.
- [Group] Hey. Yeah.
- The parking lot?
Man, he's going to get robbed.
We need to go save him.
- Go save him?
What are you planning to do?
Rob them back?
I think we should stay here
and wait for him to get back.
- See your fat ass ain't
never trying to do anything.
(indistinct chattering)
(vibrant music)
- It's time to get dressed for war.
- So what's the plan?
(upbeat music)
(door creaking)
- Knock, nigga.
- Look man, I guess he's not here.
- [Brizz] Who is it?
I said, "Who is it?"
- [Spencer] Spence.
- Spence? Spence who?
I don't know no Spence.
Hey, put your eye up to the peephole.
- Don't look at me. Do what the man said.
- [Brizz] Do what I said.
Put your eye up to the peephole, now.
What's going on?
- Nothing. I just caught
this little dude trespassing,
but he said you gave him a pass.
- Yeah, he's straight, he's straight.
I never understand why that
shit work every time, man.
It's crazy, why would you put your own eye
up to somebody else's peephole?
That's crazy.
Hey, but look, I'm out here.
Thanks for bringing him.
Hey, what's up? What you want?
- A dime or a dub?
- A dime or a dub? Man, which one?
- I don't know.
- You don't?
Come on, man, you don't
know shit about shit, man.
You know what I'm saying?
But you're cool, though.
I usually don't let people in my room,
but I'm gonna let you in
'cause you all right, man.
But come on, come on (indistinct)
Hurry up. Come on, come
on, come on. Let's go.
What's going on, man?
- [Spencer] Nothing, just hanging.
- Hanging?
(hiphop music)
- [Spencer] Yeah.
- Who you hanging with?
- Well, no, I actually
come to school to learn.
I have to get ready for
my classes next week.
- All right, man.
You any good?
- On the game probably.
What you have?
- Man, I got everything.
I tell you what, I set
the game up, you do this.
My man, you ain't half
bad, you ain't half bad.
- Lick it, split it, dump it...
- You got it, man?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dump it, spread it, roll it, light it.
Feed your mind, feed your mind.
Sorry, sorry man, I...
Sorry.
- Come on man, come on man, come on man.
- Sorry, lick it, split it,
roll it, bite it, spread it.
Feed your mind.
- All right, what is this, man?
Really, what is this?
You can't smoke this.
- Sorry man.
- Sorry man, sorry man.
- I'm better with the...
- I'm better with...
No, man whatever.
Look, you set the game up, I'll do this.
- All right.
- Look at this shit.
Man.
- What team do you want to play with?
- You know what? Doesn't matter.
I'll kick your ass either way.
Give me the Falcons.
- The Falcons.
- I'll pick the Falcons.
- Okay.
- See how easy that was?
- (chuckles) Yeah,
we're all set, we're set.
- You work?
- Yeah.
- All right, hold on.
Don't cheat, man.
Don't cheat. No cheating.
- No cheating.
(indistinct)
- Hey, check this out.
- Yeah?
- I bet I score on your ass.
I bet you $20 I score on your ass.
15 seconds left in the game.
- Man, never.
- Never?
- No, I'm good at this.
- Always, put your money
where your mouth is.
- Wait.
- Momma gave him some spending money.
Mommy gave him some spending money.
- Yes.
- Okay, big time, here.
(upbeat music)
- Ready? Ready to go get him?
Let's go.
We got to get him back.
- Line up! Line up! Straighten up.
Come on! Come on!
Are you ready for war sir?
- I'm ready for war sir.
- Straighten up, tighten up.
Let me hear your war cry. (shouts)
Are you a killer?
- See my do rag, I'm a thug.
- Let me hear your war cry.
What the hell was that, a BB gun?
Straighten up.
Get your ass out of the closet.
Straighten up.
Are you a killer sir?
Are you ready?
Fanny pack?
Are you ready for war sir?
- Shorty.
- Are you a killer sir?
- Shorty.
- Are you drunk?
Is everyone ready for war?
- Yeah. (shouting)
- Are you all killers?
- We're killers. (indistinct chattering)
- Yo
- What the hell is this?
(indistinct chattering)
- I ain't know robes came that big.
- Will they do.
- Shit
- This shit is racket man.
- What is this?
- I've told you before about
saying shit to my brother.
(indistinct chattering)
- Hey, hey.
We have a soldier on the battle field
and we have to bring him home.
His name is Private Spence,
and he is our mission.
Are you ready?
- Yeah.
(coughs)
- [Brizz] Oh, man,
you got to stay focused
on the task at hand, man.
The party will always be there.
♪ Whatever you say, ♪
♪ It was handed down for you, ♪
♪ You never forget. ♪
♪ You gotta no where to hold on, ♪
♪ No where to hold on ♪
- Right, right, right.
- Hey, man, how you know that song?
- Oh, man, I may be from the hood,
but I'm not trapped mentally, bro.
(indistinct)
bosco to chess.
It's like we're the best of both worlds.
book smart and street smart.
I'm still keeping your $20 though.
Look, I'm going to give you
this, a little consolation
for giving me my $100 back.
- Thanks, man.
- Indeed.
- You're welcome man.
But hey, look don't mind those
guys out in the parking lot,
you hear me?
- Yeah.
- Word, toughest guy on the block
never make it off the block.
- Yeah.
- Gangstas don't go to college.
They go to jail or they go to hell.
You know what?
You can take that with you.
- You know actually man, I got to go.
I need to get back.
- You got to go?
- Yeah, I got to go, but thanks man.
- Okay, we're cool.
Thanks for coming by man.
- Okay.
- I will holla you.
Did you feel me?
- Yeah.
- Now, go on get the
fuck out of here, okay?
All right.
- Thanks.
- [Brizz] Okay, man.
- I'm good.
(hiphop music)
(indistinct chattering and shouting)
(coughs)
- Whatsup brother?
- What happened to brother?
- I'm good. We're good.
(indistinct chattering)
Damn, Spence, you almost made me
put a hurting on you, man, again.
- [Mike] Spencer?
- Spence
(indistinct chattering)
- [Spencer] Hey, man, what the fuck
was you all doing in here?
- Hey, bro, we was getting ready to roll.
(indistinct chattering)
- Damn, world war?
It look like you all went
to that shit and lost.
- The gangsta music started playing.
We start pushing and bouncing,
and next thing you know what?
Shit.
You see us baby.
(shouting)
- Claxton said you went
to the back parking lot.
- I'm sure you did.
- I surely did too.
- Yeah, yeah awesome.
- Welcome home, soldier.
- Welcome.
You got that look in your eye.
- What you talking about, man?
- Eye of the skyscraper.
- You fried as shit.
- Spencer?
- Man, I don't give a fuck.
It's freshman Friday. (all shouting)
(hiphop music)
- Okay, look and there's
more where that came from.
(all shouting)
Hey listen fellas, tonight,
let's let the pregame begin.
(all shouting)
- Let's see what you got.
Yeah,
I can use that.
- [Spencer] Smoke it, don't eat it.
- [Murphy] You got to tell him twice.
(laughing)
- No eating, don't eat it.
- I told you it was going to be okay.
I just had to keep these
hidden from the drunken master.
(laughing)
You know what I'm saying?
(all shouting)
- I don't normally do this,
but somebody pour me a shot.
- [Mike] Wait, hurry up man.
Come on, hurry before she slaps you.
- Man, slaps who?
Ain't nobody putting
their slappers on me, dog.
(indistinct chatter)
- Let's make a toast.
- Toast, toast, toast.
- Come on, let's make a
toast to St Alans College,
where I'm happy to get
my motherfucking degrees,
(indistinct) where they knock a nigga
for a few tough years in high school.
- Okay, okay
(indistinct chattering)
- To all the fine sisters
we've been seeing all week.
- [Group] Yeah.
- The drunken nights I
regret from long ago.
(group laughing)
- For bagging me something nice tonight
and setting my college career off right.
(booing)
- With thick chicks and twiggy sticks
that give them tongue and slipping them...
- Woo! (laughing)
- Hey, keeping our minds
elevated and our feet planted.
- Yeah. Yes.
- Hey, hey. Raise them
high, and to friendship.
(group laughing)
Bottoms up.
- [Rasta] Sentimental.
- [Claxton] The fuck.
- Fuck.
- Fun, what that do?
That's Mad Dog 2020.
(all laughing)
- One down, six to go.
- Hey, let's keep them
coming, let's keep them going.
Look at you now.
- I'm concentrating. (group laughing)
- You know me, I like a pretty
face with some nice teeth
and some nice titties. (all laughing)
Words don't matter to
me at all, straight up.
- (mumbles) You know I
also care about the rest,
it's just the blacker the berry,
the sweeter the juice type, man.
Bring home the chocolate sister, yeah.
(laughs)
- I like my women like I
like my cinnamon rolls,
soft and sweet and good eating.
(group laughing)
- So why your last chick look like
a seven layer chocolate cake?
(laughs)
- Well, you know I keep a panda.
- Oh.
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! what is a panda?
- Right.
- Don't tell him.
- You don't know what a panda is?
- No, what's a panda?
- That's a pretty face and
a big body. (group laughing)
People say, "Oh, that panda's so pretty,"
but it's still a big ass
bear, fatty. (all laughing)
It's fatty fatty.
- Hey yo, that's the great
thing about college, man,
they're all here for us, man.
Everything you're looking for,
bro, and they're educated.
Ain't nothing like some good ass brains.
(group laughing)
- Fucked up
- Hey, bro bro.
(group laughing)
- Hey hold up, (mumbles)
what time is it, yo?
- It's 9:30.
- 9:30?
- Yeah, man.
- It's time to get fly for the.
(indistinct chattering).
- Yeah, man.
Claxton, look man, just stay put
and I'll be back to get you.
- Take him, take him with you, man.
- [Spencer] I'm not taking him, man.
- Get up.
(hiphop music)
- Hey,
until I see Angela, I'm a...
"What's up, girl? What's up?"
Fuck this, man, he got me fucked up.
My man, I'm small and you're
big, I'm small, you big.
Stop wearing my shit, man.
This dude ain't got shit.
(sighs)
I know, but I'm not talking better,
It's okay, it's all okay.
(hiphop music)
- This is your color right here.
Let me put some on your face.
- No, I'm good, thanks.
- Okay, but you could be better.
- Right?
- Come on, you already
made me wear this dress
no straps on it.
- Okay, 'cause people wanna see a little
something something, Angela.
- Always.
- Stop playing game.
- Exactly.
(indistinct chattering)
- I can't wait, bro, I can't wait.
- Excuse you.
- Hey, man, you heard what Swoll said.
- Fuck Swoll.
- Why you talking about dudes
when there's all these chicks out here?
- I'm gonna get me some tonight.
- I know bro, me too man.
(indistinct conversion)
♪ If you disrespect we gone
beef about it yea yea ♪
♪ Dat my slide passenger side ♪
♪ Rolling a baky shawty keep
me high So I'm a buy her ♪
♪ Whatever she like ♪
♪ Yea that's Gucci Giuseppe
we shopping at Beverley ♪
♪ Doing it right that my soldier. ♪
- Didn't get kicked out, huh? (laughs)
Well, don't hold up my line,
freshman, where's your ID?
- Right here.
- Don't laugh at me, st, st...
What's this key in?
Get out of my damn line, punk.
- What?
- Did I st-, st-, st-, st-?
Nope, get out of my line.
- Asshole.
- Punk ass, flashlight cop.
- [Brown] I'll be right back.
(hiphop music continues)
- Get your ass up, man.
Now, what the fuck was that?
- Hey, hey.
(hiphop music continues)
(rock music)
- Am I working it?
- Like you got moves now.
- You got that rump a bum bum.
- It gets that way.
- Damn, baby, you're thicker than a stick.
What's your name?
- Did you just pass gas?
- Huh? No.
♪ Let's not waste no more time, ♪
♪ We got the same thing on our mind, ♪
♪ Our bodies belong together, ♪
♪ We fell in love at first time, ♪
♪ But when we kissed ♪
- Didn't I tell you to leave her alone?
(laughing)
(indistinct chatter)
- You okay?
I'm sorry, that's my ex
he acts like he owns me.
- If I was your boyfriend,
I wouldn't want to let you go, either.
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
- Are you hurt?
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ You got my attention ♪
- Why do you hang out with her?
♪ No love will go missing ♪
♪ All of my intentions are true ♪
♪ Yea ♪
♪ I'll fulfill all your wishes ♪
♪ Your climax is my mission ♪
♪ And I won't stop until you get two ♪
- Big Pimpin' 69?
- Lavender?
I thought that was you.
I wasn't sure until I seen that Twinkie.
My computer love in the flesh.
- You want some?
- Hell yeah.
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
(coughing)
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I just wanna focus ♪
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I just wanna focus ♪
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I just wanna focus ♪
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I just wanna focus ♪
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I just wanna focus ♪
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I just wanna focus ♪
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
(laughing)
You too, damn.
♪ I just wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
(rock music)
- Damn, sexy.
- You got something to drink
or some gum back there,
because (indistinct)
- That is not why you came to see me.
Uh-huh, I seen you looking at me earlier.
- When?
- You remember baby, I want you, too.
(screams)
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
♪ I wanna focus on you ♪
- I know you ain't about to kiss him, ew.
Look, I haven't seen
Swoll since that big dude
with the little baby T-shirt
chased him out of here.
- That's your brother.
- We have to leave, I need
you to help me with this.
Come on, stop looking at her.
- Angela, Baker, D-4.
♪ It's getting deep ♪
♪ Cause it's like we're starting ♪
♪ Something new ♪
(footsteps)
♪ It's been a while ♪
♪ Since I've been ♪
- [Mike] Yo, Y-doc.
Yo, I see you got two
lovely ladies with you.
Which one of you ladies wanna spend
the night with sexy Mike?
- Boy please, the way your breath smell,
I wouldn't call it luck,
I call it punishment.
It smell like fish sticks
and hot garbage juice, bye.
- What about you, ma?
What's good?
Damn, yo.
♪ No I don wanna go home ♪
♪ I don wanna be your whole light ♪
♪ Just thinking about you ♪
♪ Waking alone ♪
♪ No I don wanna go ♪
(coughs)
(knocking on the door)
- Hey, I need some condoms, fam.
Me and Claxton got two
girls back in the dorm,
about to take them down.
- [Claxton] Woo! Coitus.
(door bangs)
(coughs)
(knocking on the door)
- [Murphy] Shit, Shorty,
this ain't my room. (laughs)
(knocking on the door)
- I'm taking your fan and
I'm locking your door.
What?
Shit.
(door bangs)
- I just wanted to come and check on you.
I'm so sorry, I'm really
embarrassed about what happened.
My ex, he just gets so crazy,
and you didn't deserve that.
But I just want you to know,
him and me are, we're done.
You've been the sweetest person to me.
I know we got interrupted earlier,
but I owe you this.
(rock music)
Good night, Spencer.
♪ Whoo ♪
♪ Whoo ♪
- Good night.
♪ Hey Hey. ♪
♪ Don't let go of my hand, ♪
♪ And I'll always pull you through ♪
♪ So what if they don't understand ♪
♪ We have nothing to prove ♪
(door creaking)
(rock music)
- Fuck it.
♪ It's Freshmen Friday ♪
♪ Yeah, Heh ♪
♪ Ayo we litty ♪
♪ Bearskin ♪
♪ Oh boy ♪
♪ Hash tag who bitchy ♪
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ Keg stand, Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, Shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand, Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, Shottington ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ We ain't even going to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ Like Keg stand, Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, Shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington Shottington ♪
♪ We ain't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ We ain't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ Flip cup beer pong ♪
♪ Roll the blunt get high ♪
♪ Black college gone wild ♪
♪ Campus litty outside ♪
♪ Pretty face, pretty thighs ♪
♪ Gold teeth, madd dreads ♪
♪ HBC type of shit, ♪
♪ madd sororities, maddfrat ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ We party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ Keg stand, keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand, keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, shottington ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ We ain't even going to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ It's a party on the plots ♪
♪ High life henney shots ♪
♪ Twelve don't fuck with us ♪
♪ Its freshman friday lil nigga ♪
♪ It's a party on the plots ♪
♪ High life henney shots ♪
♪ Twelve don't fuck with us ♪
♪ Its Freshman Friday lil nigga ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ We party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ Party in the parking lot ♪
♪ Then we hit the hot box ♪
♪ Keg stand, keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand, keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, shottington ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ We ain't even going to class ♪
♪ Smoke a blunt and hit the cafe ♪
♪ Like Keg stand, Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington Shottington ♪
♪ Keg stand, Keg stand ♪
♪ Shottington, Shottington ♪
♪ We don't even go to class ♪