Free Rein: The Twelve Neighs of Christmas (2018) - full transcript

♪ No matter what you're doing ♪

♪ No matter what you're playing ♪

♪ No matter what you're saying ♪

♪ 'Cause we're doing it all the same ♪

♪ No matter where you are
Where you're coming from ♪

♪ Put your hand on your heart
Don't wait ♪

♪ Yeah, you know that I, we, need us
We're doing it all the same ♪

♪ No matter where you are
Where you're coming from ♪

♪ Put your hand on your heart
Don't wait ♪

♪ Yeah, you know that I, we, need us
We're doing it all the same ♪

[Zoe] Once upon a Christmas,
a long time ago,



a young man saw a gift,
but had pockets full of snow.

So he took up his tools
and he worked night and day,

made the most perfect toy,
then he gave it away.

That little horse saved Christmas
in the winter before,

but now it may need
to save it once more.

["Marshmallow World"
by Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler plays]

[Zoe] Last one to the beach
is a Christmas pudding!

Come on, Becky!

[Becky] Whee!

♪ Those are marshmallow clouds
Being friendly ♪

♪ In the arms of the evergreen trees ♪

♪ And the sun is red like a pumpkin's head
It's shining so your nose won't freeze ♪

[Zoe] It's Christmas on the island,
so obviously we're hitting the beach.

Sand, sea, and Santa:
that's how we do the season around here.



-Zoe's first English Christmas.
-We're so happy to have you here.

Thanks for the sweater Becky,
but it is way colder than LA.

-Feeling homesick yet?
-A little.

It's weird being without my family, but...

I had to stay for Raven.
Anyways, it's cool.

I'm gonna make the perfect Christmas
for me and my grandpa.

I'm thinking lights, decorations,
some eggnog...

-Egg-what?
-You're going to love it.

Come on, you know my grandpa
literally has one decoration.

[Becky] Sounds like he needs our help.

[birds chirping]

[door closes]

-Hi, Frank.
-Hiya, Frank!

-What's all that?
-Oh, wow.

Okay. This...

This is worse than I... thought.

Serious case of tinsel-itus.

And there's only one thing for it.

Ladies, decorations stations.

What are you lot up to?

Say hello
to your first Pony Squad Christmas.

[festive music plays]

♪ Take a trip
Down Candy Cane Lane with me ♪

♪ It's the cutest thing
I swear you'll ever see ♪

♪ It's the best
So get dressed ♪

♪ All in red ♪

♪ With the colors of the rainbow ♪

♪ Red and yellow and pink and green ♪

♪ Auburns and purple and blue ♪

♪ Christmas is waiting for you ♪

♪ Christmas is waiting for you ♪

♪ Candy Cane Lane
Bring a friend this holiday ♪

♪ Bring a friend who loves to play ♪

♪ We'll eat all the candy canes ♪

♪ Oh, candy canes ♪

Consider your halls officially decked.

Right, well, we better get to the stables.
It's nearly Christmas showtime.

-You're coming, right, Frank?
-Wouldn't miss it.

-See you guys there.
-See you in a bit.

Oh, we forgot one more decoration.

This is beautiful, Grandpa.
Where'd you get it?

Someone made it for me a long time ago.

Sadly, there's no more room on that tree.
Oh, well.

Well, we'll make room.

There. Perfect.

-[gasps]
-No!

Oh, Grandpa! I'm so sorry.

Why am I so clumsy?

It's okay. It doesn't matter now anyway.

So... more mince pies?

I'll make this right, Grandpa.

I promise.

Thank you. See you there!

Roll up!

There's still time to get tickets
to the Bright Fields Christmas show!

You've hardly got any left.
You must have sold loads!

Well, Bob ate most of them,
but there's still time to sell out.

Who is that?

Mia's dad's new girlfriend.

I heard she's a model.

Do you need help, darling?
I could drop some invites off in town.

-Oh, that would be--
-Dear, the shops will be opening soon.

...totally not required.

It's fine, Daddy.
I got it all under control,

but I'll see you later?

Bye.

He's taking her shopping.
He must really like her.

Gaby! I need you
to muck out Firefly's stable,

and when you're done,
could you clean out his feed bucket

and fill up his haynet. Thanks.

I work for the yard, not for you.

Well, actually, while Pin's traveling,
I'm in charge.

Not technically true.

And I just don't have the time
for menial tasks.

In case you hadn't noticed,

It's my family's
famous Mistletoe Ball tonight.

And I'd just really appreciate help
from our new stable hand.

Don't you find it ironic how you came here
pretending to be a cleaner

and now you basically are one?

So let me get this straight.

Your dad was too poor
to rebuild the stables,

but all of a sudden,
he can throw some massive party.

He's not throwing it. Mia is.

No, I see.

You're making sure
Daddy doesn't forget you

now he's got a shiny new girlfriend.

[girls giggling]

Awkward.

Like I said, I work for the yard.
Not for you.

Ta-da!

And then I'll say, "Thank you everyone for
coming to our Bright Fields festive show.

Merry Christmas and a Horsey New Year!"

That is so clever.

Brilliant. Horsey New Year?

Are you...

-me?
-No.

I'm Winnie. Like the sound a horse makes.

-I used to have a jumper like that.
-It's yours.

I bought your old clothes
from a charity shop.

-Becky has a super fan.
-And Bob.

I love them both equally.

[whinnies]

Well, nice to meet you, Winnie.

Welcome to the yard.
But if you'll excuse us,

we have a show to organize.

-We still have to sort out lighting--
-Me! Pick me!

-I love lighting.
-I'm not sure--

-You know, when it's all light and stuff.
-You've got the gig!

-I want you to think big.

-If I may speak--
-Think...

So gigantic you can see it from Mars?

-You've got it.
-I think less is more.

And less is less expensive.

Right. Of course.

-You hear that, guys?
-Yes, Producer Jade.

I had my fingers crossed.

What do you mean?

I'm going to make
Becky's dreams a reality.

-[neighs]
-Easy, boy.

He'll be here in a minute.

-Hey, sorry. My train was delayed.
-No worries.

-How are you?
-Good. Let's go.

Cheers for this. Mia will kill me if we
don't make it back in time for her ball.

Luckily, I've never missed one.

Zoe's got no idea you're coming home?

Nope. Thought I'd surprise her.

She's gonna go nuts.

She won't be the only one.
The Duke is coming back to the island.

-Yeah, yeah.
-They'll be rolling out the red carpet,

hoisting the flag,
and polishing the Duke mobile.

-That's enough.
-[engine revs]

Are you guys headed South?

Well, all the buses are full
and I've got a kid's party to get to.

-Sorry mate, we're kinda in a rush.
-Jump in.

Oh. Thanks!

What?

You can't say no
to an elf on Christmas Eve.

Come on. There must be one in here.

We decked out the tack room.
Can you tell?

Zoe?

What are you looking for?

-A horse.
-I don't think one would fit in there.

It's for my grandpa.

I broke his decoration.

You know, he's been a little down
since Wilma left, but...

this is different.

I feel like he's almost
trying to hide something.

More mince pies maybe?

Look, you can glue it.

Well, I already tried that,
but it won't hold.

Becky, look.

No way.

What is it? What am I missing?

Okay, so this was made on the island.

By a famous toy maker that used to
give them to the kids on Christmas Eve.

It's a proper island legend.

-He was so kind.
-He's a real jolly gent.

-What happened to him?
-No one knows.

-I heard he lives out in the woods.
-Yeah, but he has to keep a low profile

because he is basically O.S.

O.S.?

Original Santa.

He marked his name on the chest. Look.

That is basically
scientific proof right there.

Well, we need to find this O.S.

and get him to make
my grandpa another horse.

-Who's with me?
-Me.

Me.

Gaby? Gaby.

Gaby!

Are you living here?

Oh, that's a sleeping bag.

Oh, you are aren't you?

Whatever, it's not a big deal.
It's just...

-Just till I get things sorted.
-What happened to Holloway?

They kicked me out.

But I would really appreciate it

if you didn't say anything
about this to anyone.

Your secret's safe with me.

-Really?
-As long as you do exactly what I say.

[sighs]

[shivers]

Are you sure this is a good idea?
The performance is at midday,

-we haven't sorted the lighting out--
-Relax, Jade.

Pony Squad-mas is a go.

Pony Squad-mas?

I knew you'd approve.

Gaby! Could you please hurry up?

I want Firefly's stable sparkling
before I leave.

-On it.
-Good.

Who turned Gaby into the helpful elf?

Gaby!

Hay, girl.

Wanna go on a ride with us today?

I can't... sorry.
Mia wants Firefly's stable mucked out.

Wait, I'm sorry.

For a moment I thought you said
Mia wants Firefly's stable mucked out.

-What's going on?
-I'm just helping out.

Yeah. I was born yesterday.

Maybe I'd rather muck out a stable
than go on your lame ride.

Okay, then.

Is this it?

Doesn't seem very jolly.

[Becky] Maybe it gets more jolly
the further in you go?

[Jade] It's kind of creepy.

Original Santa's house!

Well, this is the place.

Oh my Bob.

Guys, look!

A sleigh!

Santa!

Becky!

Okay. Here goes nothing.

Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

This guy is a legend.

He's the spirit of Christmas.

I for one can't wait to see
his jolly face again.

[knocking at door]

[knocking]

-He's not here.
-Guess we better go then!

-Jade, we can't just give up.
-Guys, he's coming! Santa's coming!

Santa!

Owen, actually.

Sure you are...

[whispers] "Owen."

Are you carol singers?

-No.
-We could sing.

I hate carol singers.

Or not.

So? What do you want?

I accidentally broke a decoration,
and I was hoping you could fix it.

Where did you get this?

It was my Grandpa's. Frank Steel?

I think you made it for him
back in, like, 1500 or something.

Get off my land.

-Huh?
-Get away from here!

Go on! Scram!

If ever there was a time to find
your inner speed demon Bob, it's now!

That man was definitely not Santa.

It was like he had one look at
that Christmas decoration and went crazy.

Owen...

Come on, Zoe. Before he catches us
in his mean old sleigh.

[Jade] We should be getting
the Christmas show ready anyway.

What is that?

The invite said "black tie," Marcus.
It didn't say anything about a tux.

Well Pin, "black tie" is just
a rich person's way of saying "suit up."

Mia wouldn't mind
if I didn't have one, though.

Have you met Mia?

Trust me, you need a suit.

-I haven't got a suit.
-I've got a suit.

-Is it an elf suit?
-Yes.

-I'll pass.
-Don't worry, I always carry a spare.

-Lights have changed.
-Let's go, go, go.

Ferry will be leaving soon.

-Are you boys from the island?
-Ignore her.

-Hello.
-Hi.

I need to drop a turkey off
at my daughter's house,

but my car is on the blink
and I really need--

Sure. We can help.

-Thank you.
-Pin, what are you doing?

We're going the same way.
You can just put the turkey in the...

[gobbles]

Thanks.

...back.

It's looking at me funny.

I think it likes you.

Just drive.

-[engine revs]
-[turkey clucks]

Oh, I know, I know.

It's chaos,
but it's going to be perfect.

This all looks very...

expensive.

Does it?

Oh... good.

It's like a smaller version of that gala
we went to last week, isn't it, darling?

By the way,
your bruschettas are a touch overdone.

You might want to have a word
with the chef.

Thanks.

I've always dreamed of being invited
to the Mistletoe Ball

and now here I am...

basically guest of honor.

-It's like a fairy tale come true.
-And I'm your handsome prince.

Aww.

[laughs]

You okay?

Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

It's just that your dad's girlfriend
is really young, and a bit mean, and...

He is going to be so impressed
when he sees this all come together.

Especially with the singer you booked.

Do you really think so?

Yeah. I do.

It's nice doing things
for other people, isn't it?

Makes you feel good.

What's your point?

I think we should invite Gaby to the ball.

Oh!

Very funny, Susie.

Oh, I told you, mistletoe to the right!

Come on, we've got work to do.

How are you getting on?

I can't go any faster,
if that's what you mean.

No, I'm not here because of Mia.

So you wanna dig too?

Why don't you ever stand up to her?

-I do.
-No.

You always let her win in the end.

-No, I don't.
-You're the same with Callum.

I broke up with him.

Well, at least his new girlfriend looks
like she can stand up for herself.

Oh, you didn't know?

Yes, he's moved on.

Ouch.

You know, we're all trying to like you.

But you don't make it easy.

Well...

why don't you save yourself the bother

and leave me alone?

-So, what do you think?
-Becky's going to flip out.

-In a good way?
-In the best way!

-Wanna see 'em?
-Yeah.

I put them on the roof, too.

[whirring]

Too much?

Nuh-uh. They're epic.

[sizzling]

I'm sure it'll be fine.

"Dear Owen, I know you won't read this,

but I wish you all the joy there is
this Christmas."

O.S.

Owen Steel?

[clears throat]

Grandpa, do you have a brother?

-I did. Well, I do, but--
-And he made this?

Yes, he did.

Well, I met him today.

You went out to the cottage?

Yeah, I wanted to get you
a new decoration, but...

-he's kind of mean.
-Yes, I'm afraid that's Owen.

We used to be close,
but we had a bit of a falling-out.

I still send him a card every year,
but well,

it's been 30 years of silence.

Maybe it's time to give up.

Now we can get on
with this perfect Christmas of yours.

[phone chimes, buzzes]

Oh my Bob, oh my Bob.

There's so many people here.

I invited all of the yard
and their parents,

and their parents' parents,
and now I'm seriously regretting that.

We will be fine.
It's a simple little show...

[audience chattering]

Okay, I know that look.

I invented that look. What have you done?

[Winnie] You're going to be blown away.

Gaby...

I wanted to talk to you about my Ball.

Do you have plans tonight?

We were wondering if...

Yeah?

If you could pick up some shovels.

-What?
-We're expecting heavy snow tonight,

and I need you to keep
the drive clear for my guests.

Go, Becky!

That's Alex. I kissed him once.

I know. I read your blog.

-I signed up for the alerts.
-That was you?

Everyone's here. It's time.

♪ For the first neigh of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪

♪ A pony in a pear tree ♪

♪ For the second neigh of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪

♪ Two worn out gloves
And a pony in a pear tree... ♪

-Winnie, the lights.
-♪ For the third neigh of Christmas ♪

-♪ My true love sent to me... ♪
-I forgot to turn them on. Be right back.

♪ Three horsey friends
Two worn out gloves ♪

♪ And a pony in a pear tree ♪

♪ For the fourth neigh of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪

♪ Four holy jodhpurs ♪

♪ Three horsey friends ♪

[neighs]

-Bob!
-Bob, come back here!

I'll put him in his stable!

Is that part of the show?

That went well.

I told you to take it easy on the lights.

-You've blown the generator.
-Well, you know what they say.

You should always leave
your audience wanting more.

It was a disaster.

-No, it was dramatic.
-There's always next year.

All I wanted was to make people happy.

I know it's cold outside,
but we won't be gone for long.

-You going somewhere?
-Yeah, just...

to make a delivery.

-But I'll be back before lockup.
-Okay.

Um, Gaby?

Whatever Mia has on you,
you can't let her push you around.

I can help... maybe.

I can handle Mia. Thank you.

But you should get going.

It'll be dark soon.

Come on, boy.

It's only snow,
but we should get going.

Hi, Gaby.
I need you at my house with the shovels.

This snow storm is coming in
quicker than expected.

Snow storm?

Daddy says the northern part of the island
is about to get battered by it.

We need to prepare. Just get here... now.

Did we really have to pick up
the massive pointy star?

Come on, Scrooge.
Where's your Christmas spirit?

On the island!

And if we don't make it,
I may never get it back.

Here it is.

[Marcus] We made it!

[cheering]

No way.

-Mia, this is incredible.
-Do you really think so?

-I want a photo of us. Gigi?
-I'd love to.

Sorry, I meant could you take it?

Absolutely.

You do like her, don't you?

Yeah, of course.
I just want you to be happy.

Perfect family photo.

I'll get us a drink.

Gigi, you've got your finger
over every single one of them.

Oh gosh, have I?

That's the trouble
with these diamond manicures.

By the way,
the path outside is like an ice rink.

You really ought to get that sorted.

Ooh, cocktails. How quaint.

Look. I think Gigi ruined
every single photo on purpose.

And where is Gaby?

-She's supposed to be sweeping the path.
-[crash]

[phone rings]

Hello? Mia's phone,
Susie speaking. How can I--

Oh, no.

That's not good news.

Yeah, I'll be sure to let her know.

Come on boy, just a little further.

Owen... are you in here?

Uncle Owen?

Uncle Owen?

Hello?

"Dearest Owen, happy Christmas my brother.

I hope to see you soon."

I mean, he opened them.

So then he must care.

Where are you?

[horse neighs]

What is it, boy?

[distant shouting] Help!

Help!

-Okay. It's okay. Can you walk?
-Does it look as though I can walk?

-How long have you been out here?
-Only about an hour.

We have to keep you warm.

No, I think I'll stay here
and rest a while.

No. Owen, listen to me.

Owen, wake up! Owen!

Help! Help!

Help!

[horse whinnies]

-Is he okay?
-No. He's frozen to the core.

Let me help you get him back to the house.

No, there's no central heating, no logs.
We can't stay here.

-Can Raven carry him?
-No. He's dead weight.

Well, then, we're gonna need
a Christmas miracle.

Okay, I have an idea.

[wind howling]

[bells jingling]

Come on!

Come on, Raven. You got this!

[Zoe] That's it, Firefly! Keep going!

You're loving this, aren't you?

They say you should
try something new every day.

Come on, Raven!

The snow is getting pretty bad.

I know, I know, I know.

This old guy really isn't doing so well.

Less of the old.

Hang in there. We're almost there.

Maybe we should turn around.

Gaby, this is the only way.

-Come on.
-Zoe?

-Zoe!
-She should be back by now.

Raven's not in his stable.

She's still out there.

What if she's lost?
We have to do something.

Becky, how hard can you pedal?

Why have we stopped?

We're lost, aren't we. Zoe?

I can't see anything.
The snow's too thick.

This is serious. He's really bad.

No, look!

What is that?

Bright Fields.

-Can you see her?
-Keep going!

Keep going. Got it.

Come on, boys. Follow the lights!

You're not going to believe this!

Santa!

-Zoe!
-Even better!

It says there's another midnight crossing.

Christmas Eve timetable.
I don't make the rules.

And there's nothing that you can do?

Sorry, guys.

We'd have made it if you hadn't kept
picking up random weirdos. No offense.

-None taken.
-Don't mention it.

It's Christmas, Marcus.
Was I supposed to just leave them?

Well, now we're not gonna make it
to the party, Pin.

That's exactly what you wanted.

-Isn't it?
-What?

You know what I mean.

Where's Becky?
She said she'd meet me here,

but when I called her,
she sounded weirdly out of breath.

Susie? You okay?

It's a disaster, Alex. Mia booked a singer

as a surprise for her dad,
but they're stuck on the mainland.

-Okay. What's your plan?
-Leave the country and never return?

Okay. Before you do that...

I might have a better idea.

Grandpa!

Now, what's going on?

I was about to turn in.

Owen.

This way.

There you go.

I'll just get warm
and then I'll be on my way.

Don't be daft.

You're welcome here.
You always have been.

Spare me the dreaded Christmas spirit.

I'd have thought
you would have thrown that out years ago.

I treasure it.

Clearly.

Snapped in two.

Well, I mean, that was me.

We used to give these out
to the kids on the pier, remember?

-From the sleigh.
-Free to a good home.

-Then a penny. Then a pound.
-I did well for myself. Is that a crime?

-You forgot where you came from.
-I certainly didn't.

I made sure every day of my life
that I wasn't going to end up...

broke and hopeless like Dad.

I'm not going to apologize for my success.

I had a talent.

-Made me rich.
-Yes,

but it also made you cold.

And that's why Beth chose me.

Wait a minute.

Grandpa, did you steal
Uncle Owen's girlfriend?

He didn't have time for her.

He broke your grandma's heart.

That's true.

I did.

-Well, can we fix this?
-It's too late.

-He's too stubborn.
-He never sees my point of view.

No, I'm talking about this.

There's some things that you can't fix

and some things you can.

Yeah.

I haven't got my tools.

You kept them?

Just in case.

Come on, for old time's sake.

-Is he okay?
-Yeah.

He's got a mug of Grandpa's hot chocolate

and three decades of sibling issues
to catch up on.

He'll be fine.

Okay, well...

I better get back to Holloway.

Gaby, wait.

Can you please tell me what's wrong?

And don't shut yourself off
from all of us. Be less Owen.

He pushed people away
and ended up on his own.

Then at least come to the Ball.

I mean, Mia would actually go mad.

Seriously? Another good reason to go.

I don't have anything to wear.

So this is where
my fifth grade performance

of being the Fairy Godmother
comes in handy.

Cinder-Gaby, you shall go to the Ball.

["Christmas Wrapping" plays]

♪ Bah, humbug, now that's too strong
'Cause it is my favorite holiday ♪

♪ But all this year's been a busy blur
Don't think I have the energy ♪

♪ To add to my already mad rush
Just 'cause it's 'tis the season ♪

♪ The perfect gift for me would be ♪

♪ Completions and connections
Left from last year ♪

♪ Ski shop encounter most interesting ♪

♪ Had his number but never the time ♪

♪ Most of '81 passed along those lines ♪

♪ So deck those halls, trim those trees ♪

♪ Raise up cups of Christmas cheer ♪

♪ I just need to catch my breath ♪

♪ Christmas by myself this year ♪

What do you think?

You look great.

I mean, it's definitely you.

Zoe, you look amazing.

I wish Pin could see you.

Have you heard from him?

Not for a while, but...

I know he'll come back to me.

When he's ready.

I think it's hot chocolate,
but it could be mushroom soup.

I'm sorry that I snapped earlier.

Mia's going through a really hard time
and I promised I'd look after her.

-It's chocolate.
-Phew.

You were right.

I am scared about going home.

What if she's changed her mind, Marcus?

This whole duke thing is so weird
and unexpected.

What if it changes things?

What exactly do you think
she's gonna have a problem with?

A fancy title? The massive castle?

Zoe's got her own stuff going on.

I just don't want this to get in the way.

Mate... she chose you.

The only thing between you and her
right now is that ocean

and that very helpful
ferry attendant over there.

Yeah.

You're right.

-Open the gates.
-I can't.

You can... and you will.

By order of the Duke.

Yes, Pin! I mean, Your Honor.

-Who is that guy?
-Wait for us!

Shall we?

Let's.

Welcome to the Mistletoe Ball.

Whoa. Who is that with Zoe?

She's beautiful.

Is that...

It can't be.

Gaby?

Jade, Becky,
introducing Miss Gaby Grant of Holloway.

You look like a total Hollo-babe.

Stop it.

I guess Pony Squad scrubs up well.

Does Mia know you're here?

Will someone please go and check that
Gaby's clearing the snow for my guests?

Thank you.

-Who is that?
-Someone who didn't read their invite.

I was very clear. White for ladies.

Photographer's taking lots of pictures
of Daddy as soon as the singer starts,

and well, we can't have her ruining
all of them.

Mia, wait. There's...

There's something you should know
about the singer.

Yes. Elliott's so excited about that.

-You told him?
-He hates surprises.

You know that.

Well, anyway...

the singer cancelled.

-What?
-Surprise.

[giggles, snorts]

Such a shame.

Ladies and gentlemen.

I just wanted to thank you all
for coming to our famous Mistletoe Ball.

I know you're all very excited

to find out who the entertainment
is going to be this year,

but unfortunately...

they've had to cancel.

What a terrible shame.

Sorry, Daddy.

But luckily for you all, we found
an excellent replacement at short notice.

-Don't worry, we got this.
-Becky, what's going on?

Wow, you all look amazing.

Susie, I love your hair.
Zoe, that wrap is gorgeous.

Becky! Focus.

Right.

The singer cancelled,
but the show will go on.

If you'd all just like to make your way
to the front of the house.

What on Earth is going on?

No.

♪ For the first neigh of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪

♪ A pony in a pear tree ♪

♪ For the second neigh of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪

♪ Two worn out gloves
And a pony in a pear tree ♪

♪ For the third neigh of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪

♪ Three horsey friends
Two worn out gloves ♪

♪ And a pony in a pear tree... ♪

What a strange display.

At least it was cheap.

I know you're disappointed, but...

Just try to enjoy the rest of the night.

Did you hear that?

Your precious daddy
thought your show was cheap.

Just like everyone else here.

-You can't talk to me like that.
-Actually, I can.

You better get used to it.

What's that supposed to mean?

Didn't Elliott tell you?
We were ring shopping earlier.

And when I move in,

things will be very different around here.

There will be no snow
on the paths, for starters.

Why hasn't Gaby cleared the snow?

♪ Three horsey friends
Two worn out gloves ♪

♪ And a pony in a pear tree... ♪

Two minutes to midnight.
We made it.

All thanks to you.

Here's to going for what you want.

Yeah. Right back at you.

Where is everyone?

Did we get the wrong day?

[Becky] Bob, stop eating the props!

♪ And for the 12th neigh of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪

♪ Twelve numnahs numming
Eleven saddles sliding ♪

♪ Ten horses eating
Nine cobs a-dancing ♪

♪ Eight 'tashes trimming
Seven winners winning ♪

♪ Six ponies neighing
Five gold bit rings ♪

♪ Four holy jodhpurs
Three horsey friends ♪

♪ Two worn out gloves ♪

♪ And a pony in a pear tree ♪

Gaby! You think you're so clever.
Don't you?

Sneaking in here...

humiliating me in front of everyone.

I'm sorry.
If I offend you that much, I will just go.

Well, you have no right to be here.

You don't deserve it.

Any of it.

All you've ever done is cause trouble.

-Take that back, Mia.
-Honestly...

I'll just go.

Where? Back to the stables?

Oh. Didn't you all know?

Gaby's been sleeping rough
at Bright Fields.

Yeah, Holloway finally saw sense, and...

kicked her out.

Gaby?

Is that true?

Yeah, it's true.

I had no idea.

This has been a blast, thank you,
ladies and gents. I'm gonna go.

-Nice Christmas spirit, Mia.
-You're a fine one to talk.

Been so wrapped up
in your own merry Christmas

you didn't even realize
that your new best friend is homeless.

Zoe?

-Pin!
-Pin's back!

Mistletoe alert.

You're here. You're really here!

I'm so sorry I'm late.
I missed the whole party.

Wait right here.
There's something I need to do.

I'll be back.

["6/10" by dodie plays]

I told you being a duke
wouldn't change a thing.

♪ I feel like a six out of ten ♪

♪ I've gotta get up early tomorrow again ♪

Gaby! Gaby, wait!

♪ What goes on behind the words? ♪

♪ Is there pity for the plain girl? ♪

♪ Can you see the panic inside? ♪

♪ I'm making you uneasy, aren't I? ♪

♪ What goes on ♪

What's wrong?

♪ Behind the words ♪

You wouldn't understand.

Hey!

Try me.

♪ I'll close my mouth
I won't say a word ♪

Taking this Cinder-Gaby thing
literally, huh?

Look, I know.

Why didn't I tell you?
You could have helped.

I know, okay? I know.

Gaby...

You tell me things
when you're ready to tell me.

That's the deal.

And all I'm asking now is,

where are you going?

[gasps, cries]

I have no idea.

Well, I do.

You're coming home with me and Grandpa.

♪ Is there pity for the plain girl? ♪

-Thank you for having us.
-Thank you for coming.

-I'm sorry about the entertainment.
-Yes. Goodbye!

What a disaster.

Hey, people had a good time.

The chairman of the governors
almost broke an ankle on that icy drive.

She was livid.

Oh, don't worry, darling. I stepped in.

Told her that's what happens
when you let a child plan a party.

-Mia did a great job.
-Of ruining Elliott's good name.

Marcus... Gigi's right.

It was a disaster.

I don't know what I was thinking.

-Your party was perfect.
-Perfectly dreadful.

I'm sorry our little party didn't live up
to your expectations.

Elliott...

I didn't mean...

-I think it's time to leave.
-Good idea. I'll get our coats.

No. Just you.

-What?
-No one talks to my daughter like that.

I'm sorry, Daddy.

The party was supposed to show everyone
that we're still important,

-even after losing the stables.
-And it worked.

I made some deals tonight
that could be very interesting.

Well that's great, Daddy.

We're on the up, Mia. Thanks to you.

And we're together at Christmas.
That's the main thing.

[Becky] It's Christmas!

[overlapping chatter]

[Zoe] I thought Christmas had to be
a certain way to be perfect.

The perfect decorations,
the perfect playlist,

the perfect eggnog.

Eggnog is officially gross!

But it turns out,

none of that really matters.

Christmas is more than that.

[turkey gobbling]

Mr. Gobbles, come back!

-Merry Christmas, Mia.
-Thank you.

I just wanted to say...

I'm sorry to all of you,
but especially you, Gaby.

I got carried away
trying to impress my dad.

Well...

an apology is not enough.

Oh.

I will require...

at least six renditions
of "The 12 Neighs of Christmas."

[Becky] Yes!

-Hit it, Winnie.
-[phone playing music]

♪ On the first neigh of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪

♪ A pony in a pear tree ♪

♪ On the second neigh of Christmas
My true love gave to me ♪

♪ Two worn out gloves ♪

♪ And a pony in a pear tree... ♪

Yes!

♪ On the third neigh of Christmas
My true love gave to me ♪

♪ Three horsey friends
Two worn out gloves ♪

♪ And a pony in a pear tree ♪

♪ On the fourth neigh of Christmas
My true love gave to me... ♪

[Zoe] Yep, Christmas isn't about
traditions or perfection.

Christmas is about
the people you're with.

Plain and simple.

Well... the people and the horses.

Merry Christmas, boy.

-Where's Owen?
-Home, said he was tired.

Well, obviously.

-He was up all night delivering presents.
-Presents?

Come on, Frank.
You must have worked out who he is by now.

No. Who is he?

The Original Santa!

[Zoe] Happy holidays, guys.