Foodfight! (2012) - full transcript

Good night, Mr. Leonard.

Don't work too late now.

Just closing up.

Nothing much happens

around here after dark.

♪ ♪

("It's Our World" playing)

(rooster crows)

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's my life ♪

♪ And the party starts jumpin'

when we all come out at night ♪

♪ Whoo, whoo-whoo ♪

♪ We are one ♪

♪ We are one ♪

♪ That's how it should be... ♪

Ow!

Watch where you're going.

I'm flying here.

Would "excuse me" kill you?

Oh, great, now I forgot

where I was going.

Sacre bleu cheese!

(horn honking)

♪ At the end of each day

with the fading light ♪

♪ Me and my friends come out

to greet the night ♪

♪ We'll show 'em

we can take it ♪

♪ And then you'll see ♪

♪ A beautiful world

made for you and me ♪

♪ Don't back up,

don't back down ♪

♪ We're gonna show this town ♪

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's my life ♪

♪ And the party starts jumpin'

when we all come out at night ♪

♪ Whoo, whoo-whoo ♪

♪ We are one ♪

♪ We are one ♪

♪ That's how it should be... ♪

Store closed!

Party time!

♪ Nothing gonna stand in the way

of our fantasy... ♪

Oh, boy.

Dizzy. Gonna barf.

I am so excited to...

(farts)

Uh-oh.

Hey, that hurt.

(siren wailing)

(hamsters grunting)

Listen up, Fat Cat Burglar,

I'm giving you

one last chance to hand 'em over

before I cash in

your coupons for you.

It is you,

the great Dex Dogtective,

who's about

to take a fall.

Or should I say

be pushed?

(hamsters grunting)

If I had a raisin for every time

I've heard that one.

Exterminate him.

(hamsters grunting)

Hey, hairless hamsters,

want some of this?

Huh?

Huh?

(exclaims)

Huh?

Huh?

(screams)

Get it!

Cheese!

Cheese!

Uh-oh.

(all screaming)

My mother would be so ashamed.

Okay, it's just you and me,

Fat Cat.

Now, fork over the little guys

and no one gets hurt.

Never!

I'm sending you

to the cooler, Burglar.

I'm gonna kill you!

No, no, stop.

You wouldn't.

I just want to be loved.

Is that so wrong?

(kittens mewing)

(cheering and applause)

WOMAN:

Dex, Dex,

Dex, darling.

Hedda Shopper here.

This makes 500 consecutive

cases you've solved as head

of the United Supermarket

Defense Association.

What's your secret, darling?

(hamster yelling)

The secret's inside.

(screams)

(grunts)

The real secret is,

I am scared out of my mind, Dan.

Tonight's the night.

Aw, no worries.

You can do it

as long as you got

me to help you.

Did I mention me?

What do you think?

Whoa, what the...?

You got four

carrots!

What did you do,

rob the food bank?

Yeah, but do you think she'll like it?

What if she doesn't like it?

Relax, bro,

we're talking

about Sunshine Goodness.

You could give her

a Cracker Jack ring

and she'd still say yes.

Everything's got

to be just...

perfect tonight.

Now, you sure

you know what do to?

Who you think you're talking to?

Come on.

I'm your best friend

Daredevil Dan,

the most stunt-flying,

death-defying

chocolate ike...

Dan, Dan, Dan.

One more thing.

Will you be my best man?

(voice breaking):

This, this is...

(sobbing)

You, you bet your box top.

You my man.

CHILD:

Sunshine, over here!

Good kick. Way to go, buddy!

- Throw me the ball! Throw me the ball!

Oh, you guys are doing great.

Yay, Sunshine!

SUNSHINE:

You're melonball superstars.

CHILD:

Over here, Sunshine!

Hey, Sunshine,

over here!

Catch it!

(laughter)

Aw, okay, you little ikes,

b-bye!

Thank you, Sunshine!

See you tomorrow!

Thanks for playing

with us.

Oh, Danny, that was

so nice of you. (groaning)

It was?

Of course.

The way you saved Dex

from that melonball?

That's what friends

are for, right?

(laughs)

Dude's lost a step,

for real.

Hungry, tough guy?

Hiya, kitten.

How about we get

Chef Boyardee to make us a huge,

feastumongous dinner, my treat?

Oh, pizza, great idea!

Hey, I'll take an extra...

Gotta fly.

See you later, Danny.

Sunshine...

Or we could play stickball

with Mr. Clean.

Well, uh,

actually, I scanned--

er, I mean, planned plumthing--

er, something special tonight.

Hmm, let me guess:

a romantic hot air

balloon ride perhaps.

Oh, no, you just did that.

Was it scary up there

with those itsy-bitsy

hairless hamster henchmen?

I would have tussled

with them myself.

Really?

Don't believe me?

Listen, Sherlock, just 'cause

every ike in town relies

on you to protect

them doesn't mean

that I couldn't kick your butt.

Any time.

(laughs)

You want some?

Oh, yeah.

Aw, it warms my heart the way

you love my raisins, tough guy.

(laughs)

Why, Mr. Dogtective,

are you sweeping

me off my feet?

I'm working on it.

(Sunshine laughs)

SUNSHINE:

Dex.

All right, your

table's ready.

We's got caviar,

filets mignons,

and an outstanding array

of fruits and vegetables.

Stay away

from the Brussels sprouts.

And-- forget about it...

for dessert, we got--

Mmm, ice cream, my favorite.

You want a lick?

Yes-- n-n-no, no.

Oh, Dex,

this is so great.

(playing loudly)

Sunshine, you mean the world...

What?!

You mean the

world to me!

Maximillius!

- Hey, I likes you, too.

Oh, youse means her.

I just want

to take care of you, baby.

I do feel so safe in your arms

and I'm so proud of you, Dex,

but I worry when you're

on a dangerous case.

I'll be fine.

Have to be to make sure

nothing bad ever happens to you.

Always, Dex?

Forever, kitten.

Here goes.

Sunshine,

would you...?

Takes cover, dollface, boss!

(screaming)

He's going to crash again!

It looks like Danny's

drawing a picture.

Of us!

That's so

cute!

But what's he trying

to draw on your hand?

What I've been trying

to ask you

all night!

Oh, no! He's not gonna try to...

Just got to loop-de-loop

to make the engagement ring.

For frying out loud, you've

never made the loop-de-loop!

DAN:

No problem 'cause I'm gonna

dare the day and...

Fly away!

Come on, Danny!

You can do it this time!

Sunshine, will you...?

Dare the day and...

(yelling)

Not today. I better

go check on Danny

just to make sure he's okay.

I'm sure he's fine.

Dan always crashes.

Like, yesterday, for example,

and the day before,

and... When in doubt, just do the

right thing, and it'll always

turn out.

But I was trying to ask you...

Don't worry. It'll

just be a minute.

Save my ice cream.

I'll be right

back, okay?

I don't understand it.

Sunshine went to check on you

right after the crash.

No, I told you, dawg.

I didn't crash.

I just...

- That was hours ago. Where is she?

Come on, man.

You know Sunshine.

Sweetest ike in

the Marketropolis.

She probably

ran into a friend

who needed her help.

Why didn't I just do it?

Come on, it's getting late.

I mean, early.

You know our rules.

We got to be out

of sight

before the market opens!

We can't let the people see us.

But I never got to ask her

to walk down the aisle with me.

Chill, dawg!

You can pop the question

tomorrow night.

Don't worry. It ain't

like it's the last time

you're ever gonna

see Sunshine again.

(sighs)

Sunshine, baby.

(truck engine chugging)

(engine chuffing)

(low growling)

May I help you?

You must be Leonard,

the manager.

I'm your new Brand X

representative.

I wasn't expecting

any new products.

Corporate picked your store

to test the new

Brand X detergent

with elixir!

Brand X, huh?

Never heard of it.

Give us one week!

Your cu... cu-cu... cu-cu...

customers won't know

how they lived

without Brand X.

Well, everything is so nice

the way it is.

We don't have space.

Oh. (laughs)

I'll make space.

(laughs)

Wait until you get a...

(sniffs)

...whiff of our Brand X elixir!

It's practically addictive.

(groaning)

That was a perfectly

good bag of chips.

Survival of the

fittest, Leonard!

Never opened.

Never enjoyed.

KRISPY:

No one wastes me chips

and gets away with it.

Brand X will pay!

Argh!

SUNSHINE:

Dex!

Sunshine!

Help me, Dex!

Please find me!

Please, Dex!

I'll find you, Sunshine!

Don't leave me!

Sunshine!

Dex!

Sunshine!

Dex!

Dex.

Where are you?

Save me, Dex!

I'll find you, Sunshine!

I love you, Dex!

I hope you find me.

(yells)

(Dan sings)

Come on, Dex!

Up and at 'em!

Wake up, buddy! Wake up!

- (clears throat)

Hey, pal.

You were having the nightmare

again, weren't you?

Buddy, look,

I miss her, too.

But, dude, it's

been six months.

Sunshine's gone, bro.

We got to accept it.

(sighs)

I can't.

I failed her.

Yo, it wasn't your fault!

You-you kept this place

running smooth as a smoothie

and all of us safe!

Just look at all these articles

talking about all the millions

of cases you solved.

Oh, yeah?

What about these?

"Raisin Riddle a Mystery!"

"Leads Dry as Prunes."

"Sunshine Goodness Gone

Without a Trace!"

"Dex Dogtective

Hangs Up His Hat."

The only case

that ever really mattered,

and I couldn't solve it.

Now, she's gone.

(sighs)

Sunshine.

My only Sunshine.

Ok, so your detective days

are over, kaput.

But now, brother,

you've got a club to run!

And you can bet the CopaBanana's

gonna be buzzing tonight!

Everybody's gonna be talking

about how Krispy's bag

got crunched!

Anyway, you want a lift?

I got my wings right outside.

Fly with you?!

I'm sad, but I'm not crazy.

Okay, you cool?

See you tonight.

Yeah, thanks, pal.

(door opens and closes)

(clack)

Whoa!

(thudding)

It's just not the same

without you, Sunshine.

♪ I've got to find a way ♪

♪ I'm gonna dare this day ♪

♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh ♪

Oh, mamacita!

♪ Come fly with me ♪

Yo, sweet cakes!

♪ Oh ♪

Ooh, nice packaging!

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪

How about some

chocolate frosting?

Get a shelf life!

I'd like to butter your muffin!

Check this out!

Dare the day!

(plane sputtering,

Dan groans)

Get out of my way!

(engine sputtering)

GNOME:

Not him again!

Women and children, second!

(Dan whimpers)

Gnomes, first!

Gnomes, first!

(muttering)

(yells, groans)

Ow! (screams)

Crocod...

(growling)

(yells, grunting)

GNOME: Uh-oh!

(engine whining, Dan gasps)

(grunting and muttering)

What the...?

Oh, gee!

(grunting)

Come on!

GNOME: Abandon tree!

- (yelling)

We got to move.

I hate you!

(mutters)

Hey, Dan.

(birds singing)

(metal clanking)

Nuts!

(clank, whirring, whimpering)

(thudding)

I'm good. I'm cool.

Nothing to see.

(Cheasel giggles)

CHEASEL:

Why, of course I can provide you

with a backstage pass

to the CopaBanana,

but my flightless

feathery friend,

you don't appear

to have the correct coupons

for such a pricy purchase.

Excuse me, Cheasel

T. Weasel, sir,

but, uh, I seem to be

catching a draft up here.

Let him go, Cheasel.

Dex! What a pleasant surprise.

Not so fast,

Mr. Dogtective.

Wait, wait.

Perhaps you desire a companion

for those...

(laughs)

...lonely bachelor nights.

Then here's good news.

I am the weasel for you.

(trolley bell clanging)

(giggles)

You despise me, don't you?

(bell clanging, thudding)

Oh!

(whimpering)

♪ Tonight's the night! ♪

♪ Everybody's here ♪

♪ Everybody, what's up? ♪

♪ Tonight's the night,

ooh, we got to... ♪

MALE: Dex!

FEMALE: There he is!

Oh, Dex, you got

to let me in...

Put us on the list!

I got to get in.

Dex! Dex! Dex,

darling, any new ladies

on your plate?

Is there a new squeeze

of the juice box?

Newsflash:

I'm available!

(laughs, clucks, laughs)

♪ Gonna groove the night away ♪

♪ Everybody scream ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Tonight's the night! ♪

How's your scratching, boss?

One more, Maximillius.

Polar Penguin?

That name don't ring no bells.

From Polar Penguin Ice Cream!

♪ Tonight's the night! ♪

Is it just me,

or is anyone else cold?

Put a dress on me and call me

Shirley, you softy, you!

I love this guy.

If you're ever in frozen foods

with the Dogtective,

you've got a friend!

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Tonight's the night! ♪

♪ Well, I bet you're wondering

how I knew... ♪

Yeah, follow me,

and, uh, watch the tail.

Oh, I'ma so excited

I got the table!

I'ma stuck

in a butt!

It's so disgusting!

♪ Between the two of us guys ♪

♪ You know I love you more ♪

♪ Took me by surprise,

I must say ♪

Oops!

Oh, excuse me.

I'm sorry!

♪ Don't you know ♪

♪ I heard it

through the grapevine ♪

Got milk?

Do I look like the

Dairy Queen to you?

And, besides, haven't

you had enough?

It sure does a body good.

Get a life.

Oh, I'm worried about him.

Crush me bags,

will he?

I'll make Brand X pay, I will.

It's hard to lose something

you care about, Cap.

Uh, you better go easy on the

potato juice, before you get...

...chip-faced.

Yo, Dex, check it out.

We got us a hot new delivery.

The Brand X detergent-ite,

Lady X.

And she's got a real sweet tooth

for chocolate.

♪ I'm the "ow" in wow ♪

♪ The cat's meow ♪

♪ The kaboom in pow ♪

♪ And I'm here right now,

wow ♪

♪ That's the moment

when you feel your heart go ♪

♪ Like a bass drum,

boom, boom, boom ♪

♪ You'll remember this night

for the rest of your life ♪

♪ The smell

of my sweet perfume ♪

♪ Hip, so hip ♪

♪ From my head to my toes

to my fingertips ♪

♪ Hot, so hot ♪

♪ And I know just what I got ♪

Sorry, Charlie.

♪ I'm the "ow" in wow ♪

♪ The cat's meow ♪

♪ The kaboom in pow ♪

♪ And I'm here right now ♪

(sizzling)

Of all the produce bars,

in all the supermarkets,

in all the world,

she had to walk into mine.

Dex Dogtective.

I've already heard

so much about you.

Aisle gossip.

My favorite kind.

(sniffing)

That scent.

Something familiar.

My secret ingredient.

You like it?

It's amazing.

Yo, baby.

Who's your sugar daddy?

(chuckles)

Hands off.

Hold yer anchor!

Thar be something dirty

about this detergent.

Now, is that any way

to talk to a lady?

You got something to say,

candy arse?

Yea, salt lick,

you can kiss my additives.

We're not leaving

till this here wench

tells us why her rep

stomped me poor bag!

Is it really my fault

you have inferior packaging?

Yea, bro, you ain't exactly

new and improved.

Spuds for you.

Food fight!

(farting)

I'm still stuck in the butt!

Ooh, she farted!

My friend, let me help you.

You are a good ike.

Suddenly, I hate you.

Sorry, I don't know

what comes over me.

But it's like this!

Ah, yes!

Oh, I'm so sorry, friend.

Not the eyes,

watch the eye!

Back to the tree, guys.

Back to the tree!

Aye-yi-yee...

Ooh.

Uh...

Oh!

(grunting)

(high-pitched screaming)

Stop it, stop it.

No, that hurts, ow!

Oh, my nails.

Don't you touch my horns.

I just got them yesterday.

DAREDEVIL DAN:

Now you look at him!

Oh, leggo my Eggo,

ooh, look at me...

CAPTAIN:

The day will be mine!

I'm too hot for you.

Arg...

Aah!

Please bear in mind

I am, in fact,

flightless!

Party's over.

Time to banana split

out of my club.

What about me?

You hanging me out to dry?

I'm not sure

what to do with you.

Come on, baby.

Dan's your man.

Melts in your mouth,

not in your hand!

What can I say?

Chicks dig chocolate.

Chicks dig chocolate.

I told you. I knew it.

♪ You were my sunshine ♪

♪ My only sunshine ♪

♪ You made me happy

when skies were gray ♪

♪ You'll never know

how much I loved you ♪

Some dogtective

you turned out to be.

(disc scratches)

Crying over spilled milk?

What are you doing here?

(disc shattering)

I've got a hot case for you.

I'm looking for a guy.

About your height.

Same great build.

Same strong jaw.

Only difference is,

this guy

isn't living in the past.

(sniffing)

I...

I can't help you.

Holy chips.

Maybe I can help you

get a clean start

on a new relationship.

(sniffing)

So, what happened to Dan?

You already eat through

to his hollow center?

He said the sugars and salts

were gonna finish

what they started.

The aisles aren't safe tonight

for a helpless lady...

...like me.

Sorry, I'm not buying

this damsel-in-distress routine.

You've been

through the wash plenty.

I can see it in your eyes.

You're right, Dex.

I'm not new.

Last year, I was...

recalled.

But I'm changed now.

New ingredients,

repackaged with a fresh scent,

I want to forget my past

just like you do.

I can't forget.

Oh, but you're wrong, Dex.

(sniffing)

I can wash away

your memories.

(screaming)

Wait!

I haven't shown you

my secret ingredient.

The secret's inside.

Oh, why did I agree to run

the United Supermarket

Defense Association?

Things were so much smoother

when Dex was in charge.

Oh, Dex, Dex, thank

goodness you're here.

The salts and sugars.

Oh, it must mean all-out war.

How many ikes went down?

Everybody we threw out

of the friggin' Banana.

Dan and Lady X

is the only ones missing.

And the lady's got an alibi.

Dex and I were just talking.

I warned him

there might be trouble.

We all knows when a

product loses its icon,

it spoils, it goes bad.

So, whats can we do here?

Nothing.

We're the soul of our products.

Without us,

they're gone real fast.

Oh, just...

These ikes didn't expire

in a rumble.

Somebody just wants it

to look that way.

Are you saying

what I thinks youse is saying?

Rigamoldis has set in.

Looks like all these poor ikes

were rubbed out.

Oh, but why, how, who?

Dan. He said he was

gonna get back at the salts.

- Oh, goodness gracious.

Dan would never do

anything like this.

We have to find him

before the rest of the salts do.

Then you better

start styling, Harry.

Right. What? Me? I can't.

Oh, you have to help me, Dex,

before I go bald.

Not that bald isn't beautiful.

I don't get involved anymore.

After losi''

Sunshine, boss,

I thought youse would

never smile again.

But, Dan, he was

there for youse.

M-my split ends.

What to do?

Oh, no.

Nothing harder

than seeing good food go bad.

(laughs sinisterly)

Looks like we arrived

just in time.

DEX:

Brand X replacements

for every ike lost last night.

Now, how'd that

Mr. Clipboard guy know?

Something's wrong.

Danny's in trouble.

I just know it.

I let you down, Sunshine.

I just can't throw

in the paper towel on Dan.

He was your best friend, too.

(gavel banging)

I call this session

of the United Supermarket

Defense Association

to order!

(crowd clamoring)

The USDA must come to order!

Why is everyone screaming?!

This only concerns

the sugars and the salts!

Not anymore.

General X, our esteemed

potato chip icon,

has just discovered

a diabolical plot

against cleaning product ikes.

Security around here

is down the Drano.

And who is behind this vicious plan?

Who?!

Oh, boy.

- A specialty ike.

Kung Tofu!

But I, Kung Tofu, am innocent!

Everything's out of control!

What are we going to do?

Well,

(shrieks)

Brand X is 30 strong now.

This is our new home.

We want to help.

Why not let my ikes maintain

order in the aisles?

Why you?

Dex Dogtective always mopped up

our troubles, capisce?

Let's get him to come back!

He quit,

but I will never give up

because I care what happens

to each and every ike of you.

(crowd murmuring)

But it's so dangerous.

Don't cry for me, Charlie Tuna.

Trust me, Brand X will make

everything better.

You have my promise.

We will take care of you.

But what about Dex?

Oh, we'll take care of him, too.

(whimpering)

The lady wants

the dogtective.

Perhaps he's been

very, very bad.

No problem.

If you weren't so

desperately deficient

with your coupon dispersals.

Or I could just kill you.

That would be

lots of fun.

More fun than a spanking.

The dogtective will be dropped

off at the cleaners,

posthaste.

Speaking of clean,

might I interest you

in a toothbrush?

(groans)

I fear this will not

end happily...

for me.

(descending whistling)

(tires screeching,

metallic crashing)

(footsteps)

CHEASEL:

Everybody seems to be searching

for the flying squirrel.

Mayhaps a reward for the

reckless rodent would be in the offing.

If you've got something

up that slimy sleeve, spill the beans.

Perhaps I do,

and perhaps I don't.

I seem to be suffering

from a touch

of train-induced amnesia.

Trix are for kids, Cheasel.

Last night, I saw

the chocolate furball

heading towards

the detergent aisle.

You know, home of

the lovely Lady X.

When?

Right after the screaming

started.

Most suspicious.

No way.

I know Dan.

He'd never leave

the scene of a crime.

Not even for a hot dish

like Lady X.

But this dish

is extra spicy.

It just doesn't add up.

Wait, wait.

May I suggest a calculator?

Lucky for you,

I just happened to have procured

a boatload of fine...

(clicking, whirring)

(descending whistling)

Pain,

she's like an old friend.

(loud bang)

(gulps)

Ah...

Note to self...

(muffled):

need new friend.

I still got it.

(grunts)

And I thought the raisins

were humiliating.

(sniffing)

LADY X:

Dex,

sorry I'm not dressed.

I wasn't expecting company.

I'd say things are going

exactly how you expected.

(tango playing)

How about joining me

in a warm rinse?

I'm not that dirty.

Oh, but being filthy

can be loads of fun.

Don't you think so, Dex?

There are some stains

you can never wash out.

Let's try.

I want to scrub

your bubbles, Dex.

I want to know how you rubbed

out all those ikes last night.

Me?

But I was with you, remember?

Yeah. Trying to get

me on the case

before there

even was one.

BIRD: Poop on her head.

Aim for the hair.

Naughty dog.

I've really been

on your mind, haven't I?

(vase clanks,

electrical crackling)

You've orchestrated this dance

from the start.

I think you hijacked Dan

and you've got him squirreled

away somewhere.

My friend better be alive

or you're gonna check out

of this store the hard way.

Your crash dummy's fine...

for now.

But he won't be

unless you back Brand X.

So that's your game.

We could run

this store, Dex.

An aisle all

to ourselves,

packed tight, no

markdowns for us.

I could be your Sunshine.

There will never be

another Sunshine.

Now I'm taking you in.

Not before I solve

your case for you.

Down, boy.

(grunts)

What a shame.

We could've been like

macaroni and cheese,

peanut butter and jelly,

Scotch and tape.

DAN:

Dex, wake up!

Come on, Dex, wake up!

Dan?

Dex, my man!

I knew you'd sniff me out.

You okay, pal?

Is your chocolate chipped?

It was brutal.

She has these...

these giant flying

mother X-o-bytes

that slaughtered

every ike in sight.

But they didn't rub me out

because Lady X

digs my fine flavor

and oh-so-sweet bod.

Or... maybe she used you

as bait to get to me?

Oh, like you're the only ike

who could rescue me,

figure out her game,

and shut her down.

Uh...

Oh, yeah, you are.

Not even the great

Dex Dogtective can save you now.

(maniacal laughter)

(gasps)

Dex,

is it just me or

is it hot in here?

After they've enjoyed

the extra-hot dry cycle,

dump their bodies

in the toothpaste aisle.

They frame toothpaste now?

Everyone knows

toothpastes hate sugars.

We're done soft-soaping.

Frame everybody!

From spray starch

to sliced salami,

from calories to carbs!

Then Brand X will step in

and replace them all.

It'll be a cakewalk.

We're taking over,

so get out there

and show 'em who's running

this store! (grunts)

But, I, Kung Tofu, am innocent!

What's that got

to do with it?

I don't get it.

I don't understand.

I mean, we simply don't care.

I am hot.

Hot, hot, hot.

Gonna fry. Gonna crisp.

Stay calm.

We just gotta find

a way to get out.

It's not natural.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

If we just breathe and focus,

the answer will come.

(grunts)

What?!

I'm melting and you're getting

all martial art Zen?

You can put a... Sock!

Socks! That's it!

Socks always escape

from the dryer.

Follow that sock!

(Dan yells)

(grunting)

Ow!

(grunts)

Ouch.

Okay, pal,

you're safe now.

Yo, yo, yo, wait,

whoa, time out.

Where you going?

Look, Dan,

I just came to find you,

but that's it. I don't...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah,

don't want to get involved

no more-- got it, check--

but you might want to take

a look at this first.

What the fudge?

They're building

an entire army

of robotic X-o-bytes!

What's that oily liquid?

Yo, I seen that.

It's the same stuff

they shot at the Krispy

and the other ikes when

they rubbed them out.

They must be planning to finish

what they started last night.

Brand X is gonna take over

the entire store!

Come on! Let's get 'em!

I'm ready to roll!

You with me?

Let's hit this!

I ain't afraid.

Well, I am.

You are?!

R-Really? Why?

You don't understand.

I don't know if I can cut

the mustard anymore.

Yo, Dex, you gotta believe

in yourself.

If Sunshine were

here, she would.

You know,

I do have an idea.

Ah, now that's

more like it.

Dex Dogtective is

back in the house.

But it's really, really,

really dangerous.

Wh-Wh... Wh-Wh...

Hold up. How come you said

"really" three times?

I never heard you say that.

I've heard "really dangerous"

and "really, really,"

but this is three times.

Come on, pal. Let's snap, crackle

and pop out of here.

(over speakers):

Attention all icons.

Curfew is now in effect.

Only Brand X officials

are permitted in the aisles.

All violators will be punished.

I do so hope

there are violators.

I love a good violation.

I love anything to do

with violation.

(laughing)

(Dan grunting)

Watch it now.

What is going on?

We need you to analyze this.

I borrowed it

from Lady X.

I think

it's the secret ingredient

in the Brand X Elixir.

Brand X!

Oh, Brand X!

Oh, why me? Why?! Why Brand X?

Come on, come on.

Why not, uh, let's see...

Dr. Pepper, Dr. Scholl's,

Dr. Feelgood!

Anybody but me!

- Doc, Doc, Doc, snap out of it.

You're the only one

with a nose for the job.

(sneezes)

Ew!

Oh, this is just great!

Okay, I'll give it a whiff.

It can't be done.

Oh, oh, why me?

Wh-What's going on?

We have reports that you're

plotting against sugars.

Me?!

I don't even

have fluoride!

I'm just a whitener!

Well, you know, I myself,

appreciate a good darkener.

(laughing)

(whirring)

NOSE (stammering):

Oh, no, no, that's not right.

That's odd.

That's definitely odd.

My olfactor meter can't,

uh, can't fully identify

the main ingredient.

Oh, no, this I can tell you.

The Brand X Elixir

is toxic to humans.

Toxic?!

Oh, and highly addictive.

Oh, addictive!

(snaps fingers)

Addictive?

Okay, so that explains

why customers

are buying up Brand X

products like crazy.

How can we regular icons compete

against... a-against

this irresistible elixir?

We can't.

Won't be long

and the whole store will be X.

And the rest of us

discontinued.

Oh, but there's so many noses

left to blow!

- Oh, man.

- I'm too young to be discontinued.

I never even got a chance

to play Lick the Icing

with Sweet Cakes.

If we could just get

this info

to our market's

corporate headquarters,

they'd have

to recall Brand X.

How could you

possibly reach them?

You couldn't. You...

E-mail.

From Mr. Leonard's computer.

But it's in

the expiration station,

at the other end of the store.

No, you'd never make it there

before the supermarket opens.

You couldn't! You could try,

but you can't reach 'em!

Do you understand

what I'm saying? Impossible!

Then we cross

during the day.

Daytime?!

No one has ever done that.

Are you crazy?!

What about all those humans

out there?

The ones with the big feet.

They're never supposed

to squash...

I mean, see us

during the daytime.

We'll be killed!

But not that I can't handle that,

because I can. 'Cause I'm a natural ninja.

We won't survive another night

against Brand X.

It's our only shot.

(screaming):

It's daytime...!

Oh, daytime! Oh, this is bad!

We must've lost hundreds

of ikes last night.

Come on, pal.

Let's get going

before we lose any more.

Oh, how the Jell-O

are we supposed to cross

over ten aisles

of that?

If the next thing you hear is,

"Clean up on aisle one,"

you know we blew it.

The next thing

you're going to hear

to be the sound of me

eating you for the lunch.

(mocking) "The next thing

you're gonna hear

is the sound of me

eating you for lunch."

(laughs) Look, you overstocked,

overstuffed lunch lizard,

my friend Dex,

he'll make you stutter

with your butter.

You won't survive his chives.

DEX:

Are you crazy? She's huge!

Let's strawberry

jam out of here.

(screams)

(baby jabbering)

No, Larry,

I am not buying that for you.

(Dan whimpers)

(screams)

(grunts)

Miss me?

(laughs)

Wait, wait, stop.

(stammers)

We could, you know,

maybe try to date a bit.

A... a movie?

A lunch?

I kill you!

Dex! Batter up, fool!

(Dan laughs)

Where you go, my chipmunk?

- DAN: I love you!

Dare the day!

Mayday! Mayday!

(Dan whimpers)

DEX:

Polar!

You need to warn the other ikes.

Brand X is behind the rubout.

(Dan screams)

Bring as many ikes as you

can to the Banana tonight!

And, thanks, Polar!

That's what friends are for.

DAN:

Wait. Wait, okay.

MAN (over P.A.):

The store is now closed.

We ain't gonna make it.

We ain't gonna make it.

Trust me. I mean, I'm no

math major or anything,

but we're going to hit the door.

- We'll be fine.

No way! We're going to hit!

- We'll make it!

I'm here.

My arms, my arms.

(laughing)

Oh, see? See?

I told you we'd make it.

You didn't want to listen to me, right?

We the bug bomb, bro!

We...

What?

Yo, I never should've

tried to chip-slap Krispy.

You can't blame

yourself, Dan.

It's the...

X-o-byte!

Don't shoot!

Don't shoot!

What, are you crazy?

You hit someone up here!

You think

it's duck season?

Do I look like a mallard?

Hold on, hold the line.

(sniffing)

Is that the enticing scent

of rich, creamy chocolate?

Are you chocolate? Are

you made of chocolate?

Really?

That is so sweet.

Hi. Whoa!

(thud)

Vlad Chocool,

chocolate vampire.

Used to have cards.

(laughs)

Do you work out?

I use the ThighMaster.

You're looking pretty good

for biting it.

Excuse me, but they poisoned me

like the other ikes, okay?

It's not my fault...

Again with this.

What can I tell you?

I am the undead.

All right? The undead.

No, you're not dead,

but you're not exactly living,

either.

Sort of like being

in summer school.

(chuckles)

Oh, come on, that's funny.

Now, that's funny.

Let's not lose our senses

of humor.

(over speakers):

Mandatory security rally, tonight.

All icons must attend or face

the penalty of elimination!

FEMALE COMPUTERIZED VOICE:

How can I help?

Upload?

Download?

Scan?

Blue, we're gonna get corporate

to recall Brand X.

Can you bring

up a form?

Wait, don't tell me...

(inhales sharply) bittersweet.

Do you go out much, by the way?

'Cause I like to dance a little myself.

I dance a bit.

(stammers)

This instant glue

will seal their tomb.

Lovely word, "tomb."

(laughing maniacally)

(glue gurgling)

(sniffs)

Loony Glue.

They're locking us in.

What? In here?

W-With him?

Hey, hey, hey,

hey, back off!

I'll work with Blue,

you fly around

and check for loose vent grates.

DAN: Have you flipped

your flapjacks?

CHOCOOL: Anyone have glasses

they don't need?

DAN: Would you fly straight?!

- (both grunt)

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Oh, golly, that hurt.

Uh-huh, yeah, good.

(sighs)

Good plan.

(bones cracking)

Maybe we'll just dent

our way out of here.

Ow!

Maybe my eyes aren't that good,

but if you would just let me lead.

Well, the phrase isn't

"blind as an eagle," is it?

No, it's "blind as a bat."

What do you think I am?

And with you on my back yet.

Not that I mind that.

Scanning forms.

Only two recalls on file.

"Priscilla Pusley's

genetically gigantic prunes."

DAN: What kinda fool

needs a bigger prune?

CHOCOOL: We coming up to something?

(both grunting)

Nobody.

Priscilla had the worst sales

in store history.

Okay, I guess I'll be

the bad guy once again

and say

what everyone's thinking.

She's also hideous.

No, I mean, come on, she's

very unattractive because

she-she's a prune.

What do we expect

from her?

Why are we shy

about these things?

Be what you are,

that's what I say.

In her case it's...

horrible.

BLUE: And here is

the other recall.

S-Sunshine recalled?

Who ordered it?

-No name. Address only.

Same location as

Priscilla Pusley's recall.

That's impossible.

Sunshine and Priscilla had

different manufacturers.

Blue, run a search

on that address

against all

the manufacturers on file.

Brand X ordered

both the recalls.

Dex, I just

don't get it.

Brand X took my Sunshine away.

Easy, easy, bro.

I know how you feel.

No, no one can,

not even you.

Okay, but, look,

you got to stay focused

or Brand X is gonna take

everything else you love, too.

Not while I'm still breathing.

Blue, we have

to send a form

to recall all

of Brand X's products.

Pull the plug on these traitors.

B-Bye, ikes.

(laughs)

BLUE:

Sending now.

What happened?

Do you all see

it get darker, too?

Oh, good, for a second

I thought I was having a...

Whoa, mood lighting, though.

You devil dog, look at you.

Brand X must have killed

the power.

But, but the e-mail

went through, right?

Maybe, but now we can't count

on headquarters

coming to save us.

But you said

we ain't gonna survive the night

unless headquarters

gets rid of Brand X.

I don't understand...

I don't get it.

So, what do

we do now?

Fight.

Come on, let's get up

to that vent

and over

to the CopaBanana.

The oven timer

is ticking.

There are only two kinds

of product icons.

Desirable like me...

...and undesirable.

We must send all the

undesirables where they belong--

the Expiration Station.

(crowd gasps)

Better hope Polar brings

a banana boatload of ikes

to the Copa tonight.

Look around.

Do you see an ike

with an inferior product?

Turn in the undesirables.

Join Brand X

for a better way of life.

Ah.

(belching)

(echoes)

(cricket chirps)

Kiwi Koala did it.

No, no, I didn't do any...

Jeepers!

There must be

some mistake.

Hey, hey, wait, where

are you taking me?

From this day forward

you must prove

you are desirable.

Soon we will become

the model of excellence

until the entire world

is just like us.

One store, one X!

CROWD:

One store, one X!

One world, one X!

One world, one X!

ALL:

One store, one X!

("Honor Is Ours" playing)

♪ Hear the drums

of battle ring ♪

♪ Like thunder in the night ♪

♪ Bound with common brothers ♪

♪ We prepare ourselves

to fight... ♪

Reporting for duty as

instructed by my friend

Dex Dogtective.

I didn't think

it'd be so cold, though.

We wish to join le resistance.

(hamsters speaking

foreign language)

(gibbering)

(screaming)

Well, that's swell, but if the boss don't

get here soon, we can all...

Dex Dogtective

has been discontinued.

- (all gasping)

And unless you care to suffer

a long, cruel expiration...

...you will sing your allegiance

to Brand X.

♪ Brand X, Brand X,

it's simple and plain ♪

♪ Brand X, Brand X, it's

different but all the same ♪

♪ Brand X, Brand X ♪

SOLDIERS:

♪ It's simple and plain ♪

♪ Brand X, Brand X ♪

♪ It's different but all the same. ♪

- We want to hear you sing

with feeling.

I am not ze Brand X icon.

Je suis Francois Fromage.

I shoot le stink at you,

you big weenie-like loser.

Don't get smart, cheeseball,

or I'll shred you alive.

Somebody to be helping me--

le cavalry, le rescue?

No?

- Play it.

But, boss...

I said play it.

("USDA" playing)

♪ We are the USDA ♪

♪ We fight for freedom

every day... ♪

♪ Brand X, Brand X,

it's simple and plain ♪

♪ Brand X... ♪

♪ We protect and proudly

serve ourselves ♪

♪ Our goods sit grandly

on our shelves... ♪

♪ Brand X, Brand X,

it's simple and plain... ♪

♪ United we all stand ♪

♪ All ikes are hand in hand ♪

♪ Proclaim, proclaim ♪

♪ Throughout all the land ♪

♪ We proudly serve ourselves. ♪

Ah,

very touching.

Go tell the lady

this is still my club,

and you and your lousy jingle

aren't welcome.

We will return

to pulverize you all.

(laughing)

Pulverizing!

(laughs)

I love pulverizing.

Dexy, I knew they couldn't

discontinue you.

Not without a fight.

We have the resistance cornered.

We will take no prisoners.

Let's do it.

We will show no mercy.

We've all lost someone--

a friend, a neighbor,

someone we love.

But we can't fight

for the way things were,

only for the way

things should be.

Together we can stop

this tyrant.

Now, who's with us?

- POLAR: I'm with you, guys,

but could somebody

please turn up the heat? (shudders)

We're with you

all the way, boss.

All right, then, let me show you

what I've got in mind.

We will exterminate them all!

One world, one X!

No Dan, no Dex!

So we'll need all

the aluminum foil in the store,

and that, my friends,

is one-stop shopping.

Le Brand X comes! Le Brand X

comes!

This is it.

We stop Brand X here tonight,

or it's this store, then another

till they spread like mold

around the world.

We have to defend ourselves--

and people-- everywhere.

Remember our oath.

To protect and serve...

ALL:

Ourselves!

I have the dirty dog.

Cookie aisle, go!

Come and get me, baby.

Attack

and annihilate!

(grunts)

(woman screams)

He's on the roof.

Get him!

Here goes.

Food!

Fight!

It's a trap!

Wait.

Marshmallows.

What?

It's hot chocolate.

(grunting)

(grunting)

Aah, hot!

(grunts)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(grunting)

Take that, dear!

Retreat!

Je suis Francois Fromage

and I am not afraid!

Well, maybe a little.

You be attacking now!

Cream them!

(slurps)

(cheering)

Fools!

I'll destroy them all!

(laughs)

(groans)

LADY X:

All units, go!

Armies, attack!

(grunting)

(groaning)

(mechanical whirring)

(groans)

Hey.

Whip them!

Whip them bad!

(grunting)

Run while you can,

Dex Dogtective!

For soon, I'll have you sitting

up and begging for mercy.

X-o-bytes, fly!

We'll see who

rolls over, baby.

Okay, everyone ready?

(chewing)

Then let's gum up

her works!

They're nothing

but overgrown mosquitoes...

with gigantic deadly stingers!

And there's a ton of 'em!

And they wanna kill me!

(explosions)

(hums quietly)

You are getting sleepy.

I am getting...

(thud)

Mm-ma-mana-mac-chocolate...

(explosions)

Dare the day!

(laughs)

(screams)

Run away! Run away!

Holy guacamole, run!

Squash them all!

Pudding and strudel

is what I think about.

That and myself.

LADY X:

Fry their eggs!

(explosions)

(whimpers)

(explosions)

Head for the Banana!

I'm exquisite!

Annihilate them!

Go!

(explosions)

I'm getting hot in here.

Maximillius, phase two, go!

Maybe I shouldn't oughta

eaten that last donut.

Food goes right

to my butt.

It's okay, Maximillius!

Being able to do fun things,

like eating donuts,

is what we are fighting for!

But, you might wanna keep it

under, like, 40 at a time.

But whose are we gonna find

to slithers in filthy

slime through the sewers,

go into enemy territory

and cut the power lines

to starts the lightning storm?

Ah, slither and slime?

It would appear you're in need

of a professional.

How do we know

you're not with Brand X?

According to the lady,

I'm the poster boy

for undesirable icons.

You know, boss,

if you don't mind

the suggestion,

we could fights fire

with fire here.

Welcome to the war, Weasel.

'Tis a far, far better thing

I do

than I have ever done before.

Well, you got to admit,

that's not saying much.

Whoa!

Note to self:

New friends not working out.

♪ We will stand

for what is right ♪

♪ Never back down

from the fight ♪

♪ Love, it leads the way ♪

♪ Every step we take ♪

♪ Feel the drum beat ♪

♪ In our hearts ♪

♪ We're fire in the skies ♪

♪ Tears in our eyes ♪

♪ A runner never dies ♪

♪ The moment is here ♪

♪ To let go of fear ♪

♪ Knowing ♪

♪ Our destiny lies ♪

♪ With fire ♪

♪ In the skies. ♪

This can't

be happening.

You lied to me!

Lied to you?

That's not true.

I did no more

than you let me do.

You handed me this store

on a party platter.

Frog's legs for dinner?

He knows their plan,

but refuses to talk.

No, that's

gonna hurt!

I'll take that.

Then he won't talk to anyone,

ever again!

Knife coming!

- Enough!

I don't like her.

She's very mean!

Careful, Harry,

if you value what little

hair you have left.

What's the point...

of luxurious locks...

if you can't look yourself

in the mirror? Dear!

Oh, my goodness!

- Let him go!

He'll be exterminated

like the rest of them!

Polar!

I thought I told you

to go to the Banana!

- See, Dex, I can help.

No!

Another pathetic ike

bites the dust.

No one puts Polar

in the freezer.

I'm marking you down,

shrimp toast.

It wasn't my fault!

I was just following orders.

I don't even like her.

Lady X promised she would

make me tall and thin.

DEX:

Then you finally got your wish.

I'm gonna pop

your corn, lady.

Roll over, Dogtective.

You're mine.

(groans)

Long live la resistance! La...

Adios, my brave

cheese puff ike.

(whimpers)

(sighs)

Hang in there, Polar.

If you're ever

in that big freezer

in the sky,

you got a friend, Dex.

Oh.

Use the whole box.

Polar would have

liked it that way.

DOCTOR:

Dex, Dex!

I ran tests on the poison

liquid the X-o-bytes

are stinging our ike...

(whimpers) ...ikes with--

- Doc, Doc, Doc, so, what is it?

It's a deservative.

Okay, imagine

the chemical

opposite of a preservative,

huh, yeah?

One dose causes the victim to

spoil in his own unique way.

A cookie crumbles;

ice cream gets freezer burn.

Oh, chips chip,

crackers crack,

aluminum is foiled!

Don't you see?

Snot happens!

This is a big booger

we're bouncing into even!

I get the picture.

We need an antidote, fast!

(cries)

Ham it, Dex!

I'm a nose doctor,

not a miracle worker! - Go!

What is with this guy?

He's always asking me

to do the impossible things. I

can't do the impossible things!

If I could do them, they

wouldn't be possibly impossible!

(panting)

Ow! (glass breaking)

I'm fine! Nobody saw that! Ah!

All the lightning rods are

in place, I guarantee it.

Well, pretty guaranteed.

I mean, it's almost guaranteed.

I can't guarantee it.

Well, because...

my eyes aren't that good!

I don't see that well!

But my heart's in

the right place, if I had one.

Now, phase two is up

to Cheasel the Weasel.

That idiot?

I mean, fantastic.

I'll go check again.

Easy, Dan, easy.

(explosions)

Man,

phase two ain't gonna work.

Not with all those

X-o-bytes swarming. There's...

There's just too many of 'em.

They're refueling their poison

inside the

Brand X building.

Can you fly me over

Lady X's aisle?

Oh, yeah, sure. No prob.

Except I don't have

a death wish!

If I can cut off

their poison supply,

maybe we can turn

this thing around!

(explosion)

Dex, suppose you make it in?

There's no way you'll get out.

It's suicide!

(explosion)

Like Sunshine always

used to say,

"When in doubt, just do the right thing

and you can't go wrong."

Yeah, man, but

I don't want to lose you, too.

Hey, pal, you're the one

who convinced me

to get back in the game.

You never stopped believing

in me,

even when I stopped

believing in myself.

That's 'cause you're the best.

But if you go in there,

you ain't coming out.

Don't do it, Dex!

You should be here with us.

I should have been

with you the whole time.

But after Sunshine,

I just gave up.

I let you all down.

(explosion)

I know now that

my problems

are just a hill of

coffee beans compared

to our store, our world,

our family.

If I don't make it back,

I'm counting on you

to take my place, pal.

Me? No, I can't.

You can do it, Dan.

I believe in you.

This place won't be

the same without you.

I won't be.

The secret's inside, old buddy.

You'll be just fine. So,

am I flying, or am I walking?

- All right.

Let's win this sucker!

(clanking)

Oh!

(thudding and clinking)

(cat yowling)

(clanking)

(whirring)

(wind whipping)

(sniffing)

(saw buzzing)

(tires screeching)

(wood creaking)

(creaking continues)

Agony.

She's like my loyal beloved.

You got loyal

beloved!

I want you... loyal beloved!

(growling)

(grunts)

Allow me to introduce you.

(grunts)

(creaking and thudding)

(electrical hissing)

(thunderous explosions)

Note to self:

Cheasel T. Weasel rocks.

(engine whining, explosions)

DAN:

Okay, okay.

Hey, Dex, don't worry, bro.

I'm gonna get you closer.

Once more into the

bleach, my friend.

Once more.

(whimpers)

Uh, Dex?

Dex!

(explosions)

Dare the day, Dex.

Dare the day.

(engine revving)

(metallic clank,

low rolling thunder)

Uh, Dex's plan is working!

Duh, but I still

do not know how.

MOOSE:

Like a meatball, this guy!

Cheasel's starting

an electrical lightning storm.

We put lightning rods on all

our buildings to keep 'em safe.

Brand X don't have lightning

rods, so they gets destroyed.

A true spark of genius.

The boss is a regular

Benjamin Franklin!

Yeah. Uh, duh,

who's Benjamin Franklin?

Benjamin Franklin with

the key and the kite,

the lightning, the...

Uh, what aisle is he in?

Ah, forget about it.

(distant explosions)

(whirring, liquid gurgling)

(metallic clinking,

wind whipping)

(wind whipping)

(clang, explosions,

glass breaking)

I'm coming for you, Lady.

(crackling, thudding)

(thunder rumbling)

Sunshine!

Dex!

Hold it right there,

or Blondie gets it.

SUNSHINE:

Watch out!

On your knees, Dog.

(hissing, thunder rumbling)

I always knew you

were damaged goods.

I'm not the one

who's gonna be poppy-whipped,

you cold-farted itch.

Exterminate them both.

Her first.

Make him watch

his Sunshine fade away.

With great pleasure.

(loud thunderclap,

glass breaking)

Okay, then,

I'll just leave you to it.

(thunderclap)

Ow! (groaning)

I thought

that only worked in movies.

(wind whipping)

Raisins, Dex!

(wind whipping,

ricocheting)

(whistling)

(grunts)

Well, this isn't

very much fun, is it?

(groans)

I think I've just wet myself.

(gasps)

It feels rather nice.

Oh!

(thud)

(hissing, thunder rumbling,

explosion)

Oh, Dex.

I knew you'd find me.

I'm sorry. I thought you were...

I'm here.

We're together.

My world is whole

again, kitten.

I never stopped

believing in you, Dex.

And I always kept you

close to my heart.

My big, tough guy.

What have they done to you?

Brand X took my essence.

Of course!

The perfumed smell.

That's why it

was familiar.

The secret ingredient

in their elixir.

The evil X turned your

sweetness, your goodness

into something vile.

(loud rumbling thunder,

wooden creaking)

The whole thing

could go any minute.

As long as I'm with you,

nothing else matters.

(plane engine buzzing)

(hissing, explosion)

Only one way he can make it in time!

- Not the--

Yes, kitten, the loop-de-loop.

He's never pulled it off.

Come on, Dan.

You the man.

(engine revving)

You got to be... for them!

You can do it, pal!

Just believe it!

Believe in yourself!

Come on!

That's it, Dan!

The loop-de-loop!

He'll get it this time;

I know he will.

Oh,

dare the day!

Whoo!

ALL:

Dare the day and fly away.

Yes,

the sun is shining again,

baby!

Whoo! Look at you.

Bring me anything?

Give me a hug.

It's so good to see you.

SUNSHINE:

I just knew you'd do it, Danny.

DEX:

Me too, pal, me too.

SUNSHINE:

Dex, something's wrong.

What's happening?

I understand that somebody

ordered a recall.

Dan, go find Lady X.

I've got a bone to pick

with this guy.

No, Dex, you can't.

Not a human.

You'll be crushed.

I'll be fine.

I have to be,

to make sure nothing bad

ever happens to you.

Maximillius, Lola,

let's bring him down.

You got it, boss.

Mi comprendo big time,

jefe.

Hey, whack job.

It's checkout time.

You pompous pip-squeak.

I'll stomp you into oblivion.

I was hoping you'd say that.

I'll crush

your little friends

into icon stew.

(mechanical hissing)

A robot?

Extraordinary, aren't I?

How the Ho-Ho's

can this be happening?

Don't you recognize me,

Dogtective?

Sunshine's old neighbor?

Priscilla?

From Priscilla Pusley's

Genetically Giant Prunes?

But you were recalled.

And butt-ugly.

Quick trip to Brazil

for a little plastic surgery,

and I'm back for my revenge.

So, you built yourself

a human robot

and recalled Sunshine.

Then you stole her essence

to make your elixir for Brand X?

Why?

All anyone ever wanted

was that sweet

Sunshine Goodness.

Two months I sat on the shelf

next to little Miss Perfect.

No one bought my beautifully,

genetically giant prunes.

But how did you get in

and out of the store?

You're an ike.

Humans.

When you look like this,

you can get them to do anything.

Size only counts for men.

(stammering)

Clever plan, Pus,

but Brand X is being recalled.

You'll never get me.

I still have my elixir;

I'll be back.

But enough about me.

Let's kill you.

DAREDEVIL DAN:

Yo, dog, put your guard up.

Sugar smack upside

her prune head!

Put your arms--

- MAXIMILLIUS: Forget about it.

Boss'll never, ever hit a dame.

Tell me something.

Uh, are those melons real?

MAXIMILLIUS:

He should Pudding Pop her one.

That ain't his MO.

Forget about it.

He won't hit her.

Not now, not never.

But I will.

The bimbo's mine.

Get ready, Lady,

'cause I'm gonna kick you

where the sun don't shine.

Bring it on;

let's go.

You're not so tough now.

DAREDEVIL DAN:

Oh, look at you!

Sunshine chip-slapped her

back to ugly.

SUNSHINE:

Gross.

It doesn't have

to end like this.

All I ever really wanted

was you.

Well, you, and world domination.

Frankly, my dear,

I don't give a Spam.

Oh, the indignity of it all!

Dan, wrap her up and take her

to the Expiration Station

for recall

with the rest

of Brand X.

I heard there was a resistance.

(giggles)

Call me fashionably late.

You may be mostly fluff, Harry,

but the rest of you is pretty strong stuff.

- Oh, I'm off

for a quick calm down

and shot of toodly-pip.

Nice work, everybody.

Dex, Dex, Dex, I found

an antidote to the deservative.

It should bring all the ikes

back to life.

Oh, joy!

Let's give it a whiff, huh?

I knew you'd save me, friend.

Oh, my.

But it's still chilly.

Oh, Dex,

I'm so proud of you.

You saved us all.

We saved each other

because the secret is inside.

Inside all of us!

All right, see?

Things really

turned out perfect.

The good old days are back.

With one change, I hope.

Sunshine...

...will you marry me?

Oh, yes, Dex.

(cheering)

Dex is Jewish?

Yeah, kosher.

Soy vey,

who knew?

♪ Any time that things

go wrong ♪

♪ We can work it out ♪

♪ We've been waiting

for so long... ♪

Now that we're married,

I want to see what's

under that hat.

I love you, kitten.

♪ We see things

so much clearer ♪

♪ I'm so glad, now that

we're... ♪

♪ Here on the bright side... ♪

You know, for a

minute there,

I almost felt a

tear, but, uh,

must've been

that red onion.

Duh, this is all

so beautiful.

Why are you afraid

to express your emotions?

(sobbing)

♪ Just take a look around you ♪

♪ You're gonna see ♪

♪ Lots of love

and smiling faces ♪

♪ That's all you need ♪

♪ And I believe... ♪

I'm warm. I'm warm!

♪ This all happened

like it should ♪

♪ In a place where it's all good... ♪

- No, wait.

Yeah, no, I'm

still a little cold.

♪ Here on the bright side ♪

♪ Everything's right side ♪

♪ The secret is inside... ♪

Did you really cut the cheese

on that lieutenant, Tex?

Oui, but that

was just Muenster.

I was ready to cut

loose a Limburger.

You got flow.

You got style.

A bueno hombre.

♪ Like a dream ♪

♪ Now that we are one... ♪

I can, uh, I can dance

a little, cut a rug.

I'm, uh, very

light on my feet.

It might surprise you.

("Hava Nagila" plays)

♪ Here on the bright side ♪

♪ Everything's right side... ♪

So, I said to Dex,

"Dex, I'll take all the risk

"by flying you

into the belly of the beast.

"Then I'll lead

the troops into battle,

while, you know, you're just

doing whatever you do."

Hey, thanks, baby.

"Then I'll do the thing

with the buildings."

In other words,

it was all me, basically.

(chuckles)

Hey, give me some sugar, sugars.

♪ We make it through,

together again ♪

♪ Here on the bright side ♪

♪ Everything's right side ♪

♪ The secret's inside. ♪

♪ ♪

♪ It was a day like any other ♪

♪ From waking in the morning

till the stars were in the sky ♪

♪ When all at once,

magic happened ♪

♪ Oh, it took me by surprise ♪

♪ Now, my heart is beating

like a circus drum ♪

♪ And this whole world

feels better than it was ♪

♪ I can't believe

this has happened to me ♪

♪ I'm in love,

you made me a believer ♪

♪ It's so much more

than we dreamed it would be ♪

♪ We're in love,

it couldn't be sweeter ♪

♪ Oh, you got me believing... ♪

♪ It's amazing how

a feeling takes you over ♪

♪ In a moment of forever,

our lives were turned around ♪

♪ But we're so happy together ♪

♪ Never gonna

let each other down ♪

♪ Now I look back and think

about how far we've come ♪

♪ How this whole world

feels better than it ever was ♪

♪ I can't believe

this has happened to me ♪

♪ I'm in love,

you made me a believer ♪

♪ It's so much more

than we dreamed it would be ♪

♪ We're in love,

it couldn't be sweeter ♪

♪ I can't believe

this has happened to be ♪

♪ I'm in love,

you made me a believer ♪

♪ It's so much more

than we dreamed it would be ♪

♪ We're in love,

it couldn't be sweeter ♪

♪ Oh, you got me believing ♪

♪ Yes, you got me believing ♪

♪ I'm a believer ♪

♪ If you believe it ♪

♪ Oh, you got me believing. ♪

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's my life ♪

♪ And the party starts jumping

when we all come out at night ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ We are one ♪

♪ We are one ♪

♪ That's how it should be ♪

♪ Nothing gonna stand

in the way of our fantasy ♪

♪ 'Cause it's our world... ♪

♪ At the end of each day,

with the fading light ♪

♪ Me and my friends come out

to greet the night ♪

♪ We'll show 'em we can take it,

and then you'll see ♪

♪ A beautiful world made

for you and me ♪

♪ Don't back up,

don't back down ♪

♪ We're gonna show this town ♪

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's my life ♪

♪ And the party starts jumping

when we all come out at night ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ We are one ♪

♪ We are one ♪

♪ That's how it should be ♪

♪ Nothing gonna stand

in the way of our fantasy ♪

♪ 'Cause it's our world ♪

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's my life ♪

♪ And the party starts jumping

when we all come out at night ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ We are one ♪

♪ We are one ♪

♪ That's how it should be ♪

♪ Nothing gonna stand

in the way of our fantasy ♪

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's our world ♪

♪ It's our world. ♪