#Followme (2018) - full transcript

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Hey, everyone.

First of all, I'd like to start
by saying I'm really sorry

that I haven't posted
a video in a few weeks.

But the reason is because
Matthew has proposed to me.

Yes, so we are
officially engaged.

I'm so excited, it's
still sinking in.

And look how
beautiful my ring is.

I've got loads and loads
of videos to show you guys

over the last few weeks, our
engagement party and stuff,

so I'll be posting those
up when I get a chance.



Another reason why I've
been so busy is I am flying

out to the San Francisco
meet and greet,

so please, you've
all been writing in,

please come along and meet me.

I'm so excited to meet you.

People I've met before,
people I haven't.

So please do come along.

All of the details are below
of where to come and meet me.

I'm coming out to LA today
with my friends Jessica

and Lisa, and we're gonna
be doing the Route 101

all the way to San Francisco.

I'm gonna be uploading
all the videos,

so stay tuned for those.

You guys love Lisa and Jessica
from the Thailand video,



so I'm sure it's gonna be just
as crazy as the last time.

And my Uber is five minutes
away, so I'm gonna go.

But please stay tuned
for more videos.

Like I said, I'm gonna be
uploading them all the time.

Like, subscribe, and follow me.

See you in LA, guys, bye.

I just wanted to show
you how gorgeous this is.

So we're traveling over
Westminster Bridge at the moment,

and if you look just ahead,
you can see the iconic Big Ben

just in front of us.

Okay, so I think it's
the next left, just here.

Yep, this one.

And they should be
anywhere around here.

There they are.

Actually, just here, yeah.

Can you just pull here?

Thank you.

Hey, ladies.

Hello.

Want a ride, chick?

Oh my gosh, guys, I
can't believe that Jess

is wearing sunglasses on a
typical gloomy day in London.

- Typical.
- Thank you so much.

Oh.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Jesus, you took your time.

We've been freezing
our tits off out here.

Yeah, Soph, what
took you so long?

Sorry, I forgot to
charge the camera, didn't I?

And then, when the driver came,

I just had to check
that I had everything.

Are you okay, Lisa?

- Yeah.
- She's been sick all morning.

Oh no.

Yeah, I think it was sushi

that I had yesterday
at the airport.

Made my belly a bit funny.

- Are you sure you're okay?
- Yeah, no, I'm fine.

Okay, so, tell me
then how was the job in Ibiza?

Yeah, it was amazing.

Not gonna lie to you,

I literally just got paid to
party for the whole month.

The guys weren't too
bad either, so...

I can't believe it's been
a month since we saw you.

I know.

So, how many guys did
you hook up with then?

10?

A lady does not kiss and tell.

Whatever.

I've already lost
count, you dirty bitch.

Oh no, it wasn't
even like that.

Anyway, enough about me.

Let's see this ring then.

Here it is.

Oh wow.

Babe, it's stunning.

- Thank you.
- Lucky you.

He did a
good job, didn't he?

Mm.

So, okay, say
hello to the camera, girls.

- Hi there.
- Hey there.

How is all the
vlogging going, babe?

Not too bad, thanks.

You know she's got

over two million
subscribers now?

- Are you joking?
- No.

Babe, that's
amazing, I'm proud of you.

Well, thank you.

Yeah, getting there
now, slowly but surely.

So, are you planning on
vlogging the whole trip then or?

Yeah, definitely.

I'm not gonna risk
missing anything epic

like we did last time.

So, girls, wherever we
go, the camera goes.

That is cool with me, babe.

Best behavior then, ladies.

- You.
- You.

- You.
- No, both of you.

- Look at these.
- Mm, nice.

But I think I need a
bikini body though.

Aw, so cute.

Look at you two.

Oh, Jess.

I just need to
go to the bathroom.

I'm gonna find
you guys in a bit.

Oh no,
are you okay, babe?

Yeah, I'll find
you guys in a bit.

Okay.

We'll go grab a
coffee then, yeah?

Jess.

- Jess.
- Huh, what'd you say?

Let's go get coffee.

Oh, you're always on your phone.

Come on, let's go.

Jess.

Jess, do you need
to get any suncream?

Nope.

You are complete and utter
filth, you do know that.

I knew she was gonna do that.

I knew you were gonna do that.

You are so predictable.

Kiss my ass, baby.

You're probably
gonna get arrested

for stalking in a
minute, you do know that.

Oh, don't
be stupid, will you?

I'm not breaking any laws.

He is quite hot though, Soph.

Suppose there's
no harm in looking.

Too bad you're
taken eh, Sophie?

Hey, like I said, no
harm in looking, okay?

Okay, okay.

Just sowing my seed, that's all.

How is Matt, anyway?

Yeah, yeah,
he's really good, thanks.

He's with his parents this
weekend helping them move

into their new home.

And apart from that,
he's busy working.

Saving for the wedding.

Seriously though, you're
a lucky girl, Sophie.

Matt's amazing.

All right, easy, Jess.

What, he is.

We're just jealous of you, babe.

Yeah, we're just really
jealous of you, babe.

Aw, well thanks
for the compliments, girls.

And I know.

Your wedding's
gonna be amazing.

Firstly, I've always wanted
to be a sexy bridesmaid.

And secondly, I'm pretty sure

that Matt's friend Sam wants
me, so that's my night sorted.

You literally have
no chill do you, girl?

You're only being like that

'cause he's not
interested in you.

Wow.

You can be such
a dick sometimes.

Seriously, you
two need to pack it in.

Baby, text me like that.

Oh yeah, text me harder.

I like it, I like it.

Oh fuck yeah, baby,
text me harder.

Oh, it's coming.

And it's sent.

You are not
right in the head.

Have you just
figured that one out?

I don't want to be
with a guy who's more

into his phone than he is in me.

I see it all the time now.

You know what,

maybe they're just both
researching something.

I don't think so.

Social media ruins
relationships.

I mean, she's probably
innocently updating her status

and he's probably
inboxing some random girl.

Cheating bastard.

This is
our massive plan.

Jess, get out my shot.

Thanks.

Keep going.

Shoulder window.

Dammit.

Jess gets
her own way again.

- You're slow.
- Yes, thank you.

- Let me help you with that.
- Aw, thank you so much.

What a gentleman.

See?

How's far again?

Ugh, something
like 12 hours.

12 hours?

Good job I was up
all night then,

so I can sleep all the way.

Who was you up
with last night then, missy?

Come on then,
Jess, who were you with?

Ryan.

He came to the bar to see me
at work and work was quiet,

so finished early and
went back to my...

Ryan, after
what he's done to you?

How did that even happen?

Oh, I don't know.

He texted me some silly meme
thing about relationships,

so I messaged him.

Ugh, you're not gonna
get back with him, are you?

No, of course not, just
miss him, that's all.

The guy is such a dick.

Yeah, I
agree with Lisa, Jess.

I mean, he did cheat on you.

I mean, you don't even
know how many times.

Ugh, the guy is such a loser,

anyway, you can do so
much better than him.

I'm not getting back with him.

It's just a bit of sex.

I mean, a heroin addict don't
just come off it, do they?

They have to ween
themselves off it first,

so that's what I'm doing.

As long as you know
what you're doing, babe.

Don't forget how much
he hurt you last time.

We just don't wanna see
you go through that again.

I actually hate that guy.

I know, I know.

Thanks, ladies, but I
know what I'm doing, okay?

Okay, if you say so.

Okay, girls, here we go.

LA, baby.

- Cali, baby.
- Cali, baby.

Oh, she doesn't like flying.

- Aw, poor baby.
- Baby, doesn't like flying.

Aw, don't bother.

You'll be fine, just
watch one of the films.

- It's okay.
- We're off the ground now.

- I'm sorry, babes.
- Aw.

I forgot you
didn't like flying.

Oh, and we're going up, ah.

When's the trolley
coming with the gin?

- Here we go.
- Going up.

We're going
up, we're going up.

- Bye-bye, London.
- Bye.

Boy, bye, peace.

Look at the size of that place.

Bloody huge, innit?

Is that what
you say to all the boys?

Such a
comedian, aren't you?

The buildings are like a
cancerous growth down there.

Did you start a
big cult philosophy

or something, you weirdo?

Well, ladies,
somewhere down there

is my next get-over-Ryan
hookup for the night.

- Yes.
- Really?

Good girl.

Woo, woo.

Bouncy, bouncy.

Here we are at LAX.

- LA, baby.
- LA, baby.

- LA.
- LA, LA.

Woo.

We are in America.

We have just left LAX Airport
and security is really tight

so I couldn't film
inside, but that was fine.

We had to wait ages
for Jess's bag.

We thought it was
lost, but thank God,

we found it in the end.

It literally only
happened to her.

Literally only
happened to her.

- Ouch.
- God.

Oh, blue skies and sunny shine.

Traffic, look, that's insane.

No way, it's nothing
compared to Bangkok though.

Oh god, that trip was nuts.

You remember when Jess
almost died down there?

Oh god, yeah, Jess,
that was really close.

You were actually really lucky.

That actually wasn't
my fault because that guy

came outta nowhere
on that tuk-tuk.

To be fair, we were about
10 liters deep by that point.

Could you imagine that
on your headstone though?

Here lies Jessica Louise
Taylor, a beautiful human being

who was loved by all, but she
was struck down in her prime

by a stray tuk-tuk.

That's not funny.

Ow.

Watch where you're going.

An apology would have been nice.

What an idiot,
are you all right?

Dickhead.

That's probably the most
action you're gonna get

on this whole trip, Lis.

Not in the mood
for your shit today.

Play nice, please, children.

Bay 67, girlies.

- 67?
- Yeah.

Keep going.

If it's any
of these ones here...

- Oh my god, it's that one.
- Are you kidding me?

- Are we actually?
- Oh my god.

I don't
have a bus license.

Are you sure
you don't wanna go

for something maybe a
little bit bigger, Lisa?

I have seen smaller
tanks than this, literally.

Look at the size of it.

It's massive.

I'm actually gonna need
a step-ladder to get on.

This is for a family of 10.

- Oh, Lisa.
- Oh my god.

- Lisa.
- So funny.

- Are you happy, darling?
- What are you doing?

Lisa.

I'm gonna
upload this Friday.

Guys, I can't even
touch the pedals.

Why have
they given us this?

I can't even see
over the bonnet.

It's got three rows.

Hashtag small girl problems.

I actually feel like
a midget in this.

I can't do it, I refuse
to drive this shit.

I'm sorry.

I'm actually crying,
I can't, I can't deal.

What's the matter, you
hoping for something bigger?

Are you joking?

We need to do something
about this wagon.

I can't...

Actually, we're hoping

she'll grow into it, you know?

Miracle-Gro.

Legging suction.

Hey, we're in LA,
surgery is a possibility.

Oh, shut up.

Well, you know if you
head back to the office

and ask to swap,
they'd be up for it.

- That would be good.
- That would be perfect.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, that'd be great.

- Cheers.
- Thank you.

Now that's more like it.

So, this is our car, guys,
after that little fiasco.

I think it's perfect,
although it's a bit big

compared to what we
normally drive in London,

but we'll get used
to it, it's fine.

Thanks, babe.

Now, are you sure
you're gonna be all right

in this one, Lisa?

You don't want me to run back

and see if they've got
a smart car or anything?

Smart-ass.

Maybe we'll get a two-seater

and we'll lock you in the booth.

- Thank you, Lisa.
- That's not very nice.

You'll miss me when I'm gone.

- I don't think so.
- Aw, we will.

Lis, can you please
put on the air con, babe?

It's bloody roasty in here.

It is on, babe, I know it
is a bit beef jerky in here.

Right, got the address, it's...

No no, can you just wait?

Can you wait?

It's not getting the roam in.

Well, shaking it

like a salt shaker's
not gonna help.

But it might, I need to get
the American signal, don't I?

- Lisa?
- Mm?

Can you put the
Bluetooth on, please?

But you
better not put any

of that heavy metal
crap on, I swear.

All right, I promise.

I'm sure it'll
connect in time.

Bluetooth on.

- Got it?
- Yep.

Oh, for God's sake.

One song and I mean it, I've
got a headache as it is.

Okay, baby doll.

- I trust you.
- Right, okay.

- Jess, put your seatbelt on.
- Of course, Momsy.

- Girl, safety first.
- That's how I like it.

- Oh my god, what is that?
- Would you shut up?

Soph, what is
Google Maps saying?

It's saying
to take the next left.

What, left here, yeah?

Not this one!

Oh my god, would
you please just

turn that shit music off for
one minute and the camera?

I need to concentrate, please.

She's abusive.

Yeah, she's
not used to driving

on this side of the
road, obviously.

Here we are, girls, Rodeo Drive.

Oo naked.

Oh my god,
look at all these shops.

I love that the palms
just line the streets.

Yeah, how
beautiful is this?

So pretty.

I love Celine, Celine bags.

Okay, you need to
get yourselves a sugar daddy

on the trip then,
that's what I think.

Probably have
about 10 in my phone.

Of course you
do, of course you do.

♪ Bright and wave, Rodeo Drive

♪ Give me a pony

Oh, I love Chanel.

Where's that
pretty room and shop?

I think it's
coming up on the left.

Oh my god, do your thing, do
your thing, Jess, I love it.

Sir, do you guys
work on commission?

Yeah, sure, we do.

Big mistake.

Huge.

Mistake.

Isn't it this one?

Isn't it this one
on the corner here?

Well, that was intense.

Tell me, though, how
did you stay so calm?

Namaste, bitches.

Leave that one,
babe, I'll get it in a minute.

- Sure?
- Yeah, yeah.

You know, it's a
good you were driving

or we would've
never have got here.

- Watch your head.
- Excuse me.

Speak for yourself, Sophie.

- This it?
- Yeah.

You sure
this is the right one?

Can you see anything?

Hi, can I help you?

Yeah, we have a
reservation for tonight

under the name of Sophie Davis.

Oh yeah.

I think it was you I spoke
to on the phone the other day.

This is my friend Lisa
and this is Jessica.

Hi.

Yeah, sure, come on in.

Thank you.

Thanks.

- Whoa.
- Oh my god.

Oh my.

Look at this view.

Are you serious?

Sophie.

There's one in the fridge, so.

- Yeah.
- Sophie.

Great, thank you so much.

Thank you for everything,
thank you, thanks so much.

Have fun, ladies.

- Thank you.
- Oh my god.

The pool is so warm.

Look.

Guys, guys, you
looked at the view?

Soph.

Oh my gosh, look at this view.

That is insane, babe.

I think that's
downtown LA down there.

So, here we are in our LA
pad, in the Hollywood Hills.

Can you actually believe it
that we're actually here?

- I can't believe it.
- Amazing.

This is way better.

We've got a pool.

- We have a pool, ladies.
- As warm as he is, man.

Oh my gosh, we can
literally sit up here

and have breakfast.

Oh my goodness me, look.

Do you know what?

This is better than it
was in the pictures.

- Like way better.
- Love it.

I never expected
it to be like this.

Should we go inside
and have a look inside?

Have a look.

Look at the
sultriness in here.

Sophie, you always deliver,
baby, that's why we love you.

So good.

Team Royalty right here, girls.

♪ This is so nice, la la la

- Someone get me my grapes.
- I will feed you your grapes.

The Egyptian-African
vibe going on in here.

So sultry.

Pardon me, ladies,
would you like some tea?

Yes, darling, feed me.

That'd be nice
after a long flight.

A piano.

I can play the
piano for us later.

No, we're good, thanks.

My mom and dad...

My mom and dad would
love this so much.

- It's so nice.
- So nice, I love it.

Soph, shall
we go see the bedrooms?

Yes, there's
only two bedrooms,

so one of you is gonna
have to share with me.

- I'll share with you.
- Yeah, cool, let's go.

It really
smells in here.

What is that smell?

Oh, babe,
give me the camera.

It smells like that time
I had that house party

and that guy vomited all
over my parents' carpet.

Do you remember?

Stunk for weeks.

Well, don't just
stand there, open a window.

That guy must
love to party, man.

It's making me feel sick.

All right, let's go
see Lisa's room next.

Anything's gotta be
better than this.

Thanks, Jess.

Well, babe,
you know what I mean.

I am very grateful.

Ah.

Well, this is an improvement

from the old vom
factory back there.

Soph, do you wanna
switch with me, babe?

I feel bad.

No, no, it's fine.

It's just for one night.

It's somewhere to
crash, it's fine.

I'll swap with you.

Oh, let me think about it.

Yeah, I've thought about it, no.

Okay, girls, I'm
gonna go and message Matthew

and let him know
we've got here safe.

Get changed and then we'll
head to the Hollywood sign.

- Solid plan.
- Yes, sir.

Oo, this bed's comfy.

- Yay.
- Jess, Jess, look.

- What?
- Jess, the Hollywood sign.

Quick.

- There.
- Hell yeah.

Oh wow, we are so close.

Guys, I have
something to show you.

I'm coming, Jesus.

Look at this.

Look how close we've managed
to get to the Hollywood sign.

I didn't even know we
could get this close,

I'm so excited to be here.

I've gotta also show
you this view over here.

You can literally see the
whole of LA from here.

It's...

Lisa, are you all right?

I can't find my phone.

Did you leave
it at the apartment?

I swear I had it in here.

I don't know what
I've done with it.

Well, babe,
we were rushing.

I'm sure you've left
it at the apartment

and probably on the
bed or something.

- Don't worry.
- Yeah.

Yeah,
definitely not in there?

What's happened?

Ah, Lis
can't find her phone.

Well, have you checked
your bag properly, babe?

Oh, what does it look like?

Do you know what?

Maybe it was in your pocket

and it's dropped
down in the car.

Let's have a look, yeah?

Jess, you go and do a
selfie or something.

We'll be back in a minute.

This is so annoying.

I'm sure I had it in my bag.

Well, it's
not this side at all.

Is it underneath your chair,

dropped down behind, underneath?

Nothing, sure?

Do you know what?

Like I said, babe, I'm
sure it's at the apartment.

We'll just look for
it when we get back.

- Promise, yeah?
- All right.

Come on.

Don't let it ruin your day,
babe, because look at this.

Ah, she's a beauty.

How big does
she look close up?

Massive.

How are your selfies going?

Fabulous, as always.

Did you find the phone?

No, I think I left it
back at the apartment.

Well, I hope so anyways.

Ah, I'm sure you have, babe.

Don't stress about it for
now, 'cause we are here.

- Yay.
- Woo-hoo.

So good.

You checked us in
already, you kino?

Of course, what
else would I be doing?

Oh, sod it.

Let's have a selfie then.

- Pucker up, you sexy bitch.
- If you insist.

Okay, girls, let's
have a video as well.

- Ready?
- Yes.

After three, Hollywood, baby.

One, two, three.

Hollywood, baby, woo!

It doesn't get old,
right, I still love it.

One sec, hang on.

Excuse me, hello.

Yeah, hey.

Would you please take a
photo of me and my friends?

Yeah, yeah,
shouldn't be a problem.

Excuse me,
would you just hold this

and film for me, please?

Is that okay?

Thank you so much, here.

Assume the position, ladies.

The position, ladies.

Assume it, assume it.

Look a little skinny.

All right, smile, ladies.

Hold on.

Just a couple more
for good luck.

There we are.

Stop it, you are such a freak.

Here you go.

- Thank you.
- Yeah, sure.

I really appreciate it.

Would you mind
taking a photo of us?

- I mean...
- Of course not, mister.

- Yeah.
- My friend and I, do this.

Okay.

- Ready?
- Yeah.

Tense those muscles, boys.

Very nice.

Oh, that's hot.

Which one?

Me.

- I guess, already.
- So basic.

Well, okay, I mean, so,
judging by your accents,

you're not from around here.

Right, is that a
good assumption?

Are you guys Australian or?

Do you
like it down under?

- Oh no.
- I'm not opposed to it.

I wouldn't say no if
given the opportunity.

Okay, too much too
soon there, buddy.

Oh my, oh my.

No, we're from London.

What about you guys?

- San Fran.
- Oh really?

- Yeah.
- That's where we're going.

- No way.
- Really?

- Yes way.
- When?

Tomorrow.

Yeah, we're just doing
some sight-seeing here today

and, you know, the
obligatory stuff that you do

when you come to LA.

You're seriously
spending one day in LA?

Oh no, no no no.

- We're coming back next week.
- There's a lot to do.

Yeah, I know, I know.

We're coming back next week.

There's just something
that I really

have to go to in San
Fran, that's all.

- Yeah.
- All right, well.

Well, we're gonna go down

to the Hollywood Walk
of Fame next if...

- Oh yeah.
- It's fun.

I mean, it's worth it.

- Probably not today.
- What, why?

No, you know,
we're jet-lagged.

We gotta get up in the
morning for San Fran.

Soph, I think it'll
be so good, babe.

I think it sounds like
a really good idea.

- No?
- No.

Yes?

- Sophie.
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Sophie?

Okay, okay, fine.

No, I'm totally outnumbered.

I lose there.

Right, so first of all,
guys, what are your names?

- Well, I'm Cody.
- And I'm Brandon.

- Hi, I'm Jess.
- Hi, Jess.

- Pleasure to meet you.
- Hi, Jess.

- We kiss in London.
- All right.

- I'm your queen.
- Okay.

- Hey, I'm not opposed.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Lisa.

Hi, Lisa.

We shake hands in England.

- Hello.
- In England.

I thought we were in LA.

- Yeah, yeah, you're right.
- Yeah, yeah, I am.

I'm Sophie.

Hi, Sophie.

Hi, Sophie.

Well, hey, it's nice
to meet you ladies.

So, why don't you follow
us and let's get moving?

- Okay.
- Yeah?

- Yeah?
- Let's do it.

- It sounds like so much fun.
- It's gonna be a fun time.

- It's gonna be a fun time.
- Yeah.

I'll try not
to drive too fast,

so, you ladies try to keep up.

Drive slow, please,

because I get really
confused on the wrong side.

He goes fast.

- They are so hot.
- I know, tell me about it.

If I wasn't
getting married,

girls, I definitely would.

Sophie.

Don't worry,
I'll cut that bit out.

Matthew, I love you, my baby.

Yeah, I definitely would
not kick them out of bed.

Well, it's a
good job you're sleeping

with me tonight then,
because I actually don't

wanna be listening to
that little scenario.

Oh, unless you
wanna switch with me.

Mm, I'll think about it
and see how the night goes.

Just have to work my charms.

Oh, you're not
being serious, are you?

About what?

About sleeping
with the both of them.

Um, don't act all
innocent with me, Ms. Lisa.

Like you've never
done it before.

I knew you was
gonna bring that up.

You know that was
with my ex-boyfriend.

That was a long time ago.

I'm not proud of it.

And you know what I'm
like when I'm drunk.

Excuses, excuses.

Yeah, well I'm on
holiday, so I don't care.

You two
are unbelievable.

Aw, thanks, babe.

Love ya.

Watch what you're doing
unless you want us to die.

Oh, don't be so
overdramatic, will you?

Oh shit, I actually
think I've lost them.

What's the sat map
saying, how far?

Not far, about a mile?

You ladies
sure took your time.

If you two hadn't been
such dicks and drove off

and left us on our own, you
wouldn't be still waiting

like two spare pricks
at an orgy, would you?

No, I guess not.

- We apologize right, Brandon?
- Yeah, we do.

Good.

You'll have some making
up to do then, mister.

I'll look forward to that.

Come on, you guys.

Hi.

So, I've been
meaning to ask you,

what's with all the filming?

Sophie is a YouTuber.

- Yep.
- Oh, all right.

I film everything.

I've got a friend
that does that.

Actually makes some pretty
good money at it too.

- Yeah.
- Oh really?

I don't think about the money.

I do it because
I really love it.

Yeah, but you gotta make pretty
good money at it or else...

- Oi.
- What?

Or else you
wouldn't be here in LA right?

Yeah, you
can do, I guess.

She's got over two
million subscribers.

- Two million?
- All right.

Jess, stop
telling people that.

So, you're famous.

- No, not really.
- Yes, she is.

That's why we're
going to San Fran,

because there's a big
event where all the fans

can meet their
favorite vloggers.

- Ah.
- Jess.

As you can see, she gets
a little bit shy about it.

Such a whiner.

Enough said.

Can I get your autograph?

Don't you start.

Can you sign something for me?

You guys are
gonna have to join

that big long queue back there.

All right, I'm in.

He's a half-albino.

He's not a full albino.

But you know, most boas are
like gray or black or something,

yeah, and most albinos are
like yellow and white, right?

The little one
keeps looking at me.

She's
not gonna bite you,

she's not gonna bite.

They don't have any
fangs, no venom.

Okay, oh, he's
really looking at me.

He's really looking at me.

One more time.

Okay, here we go,
where's the camera?

We're gonna go...

Guys, so we are on the
Hollywood Walk of Fame.

You can literally see
the stars as I walk.

It's insane here.

It's really,
really, really busy.

Everyone's having a great time.

We've got Batman back there.

We've got Spider-Man.

Oh, some Marvel
character here as well.

Transformers as well.

Everyone but anyone is
here on the Walk of Fame.

Guys, you having fun?

- Sure.
- Yeah.

Try this though,
babe, it is grim.

- What is it?
- I don't know.

- It's absinthe.
- Oh god, no.

Just try it,
it's good for you.

No, thank you.

Yeah, have some.

Oi, oi, girls.

Not a bad price for
a cheeky little spin.

We'll drink.

No, Lis,
you just had a drink.

Oh, don't be soft,
just give me some gin,

I mean they're never gonna know.

Oh come on, Sophie.

You only live once, babe,
don't be such a spoil sport.

See, Sophie doesn't have
a bad bone in her body.

She always does the right thing.

Oh, is that so, Jess?

Well, what about you guys?

Eh, you girls go ahead.

We've done this already.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

- No worries.
- Yeah, we're positive.

We're gonna get
something to eat here,

hang out, top these off, and
we'll figure out something

when you guys get back.

Well, you heard the
man, girls, let's do this.

Guys, look at this car.

Aw thanks, babe, go
on, you go first.

Yeah, we need to pay as well.

Aw, look at this car, guys,
can you actually believe

we're in Hollywood
riding this car?

Hey, we need to pay.

Hope you've got insurance.

- Okay, now where?
- It's really low.

- This way?
- Where we going?

Straight, girls, woo.

Just having a little
cruise in my car, you know?

See,
Hollywood style, ladies.

That's how we do.

- That's how we do.
- That's how we do.

I feel like
a rapper, you know?

- She feels like a rapper.
- I feel like a rapper.

♪ Versace, Versace,
Medusa head on me ♪

♪ And no one can stop me,
Ferrari, Ferrari, Ferrari ♪

Oh my fuck.

You actually drove
like a boss, babe.

Well, how was it?

That was
fogging amazing.

Did you take any selfies or?

Of course I did.

Literally something to
cross off the bucket list.

It was so good.

Literally, it was one

of the coolest things
I've ever done.

You know, I don't think
anything's gonna top that.

- Oh.
- Oh, so good.

So, guys, what's the plan now?

You guys been to
Venice or Santa Monica?

Yes.

I mean, well, no,
but let's do that.

Okay,
yeah, it sounds fun.

How far, how far is it?

It's about 15 miles from here,

but we've been
drinking a little bit

so let's just take an Uber

if that's all right
with you guys.

I shouldn't but,
guys, I don't mind driving.

Oo, well it's
gonna be a squeeze.

I have to lie on your lap.

I don't mind.

- Let's do it.
- Come on then.

Okay, guys, so here
we are on Venice Beach.

We are literally in hippy town.

I mean, just look over here.

There's like a place where
you can actually buy weed.

Apparently, it's legal here.

People are literally
smoking weed on the street.

The only thing that I could
really think this is like

is Camden in London, but
way cooler and by the sea.

Anyway, I think
they've gone ahead.

- Come on, babe, let's go.
- Come on.

Wow.

Soph, tell Matthew bye-bye.

- Sh.
- Yeah, go in there.

Sure, thank
you so much, thank you.

- Thank you.
- Got some popcorn?

Okay though, we may
have to cut this bit out.

Matthew cannot see this.

Never seen anything
like that for my life.

- Oh, we see how it is.
- Hi.

- Hey.
- 'Sup, y'all.

Come on,
Cody, this is ridiculous.

- Are you here all the time?
- Are you real?

Can I touch you?

He's real, he's actually real.

Wow.

I'm not at the table
eating, you know?

- Oh wow.
- I'm out here working out.

You just eat that
protein, yeah, all day long?

A lot of that, yeah.

A lot of fish, a lot of chicken.

- Damn.
- A lot of hot buns.

- He's got bigger boo...
- Yes, oh my god.

He's actually got
bigger boobs than Jess.

I eat the brunettes
with the zet too, so.

You know what, guys,

can I just say, are you filming?

Please, just keep filming.

We're not
gonna miss this.

Matthew can do
far better than that.

Yeah,
sure he can, babe.

Buy yourself something nice.

You've earned it.

Excuse me, take
the dollar, baby.

I got some drinks for us.

- Oh yeah.
- Drinks.

- Thank you.
- Thanks, Cody.

Thank you.

- Cheers, guys.
- Oh my gosh, that's so good.

Thanks,
this is great, awesome.

- Me and you have to trade.
- Yeah, we have to trade.

- Yeah, fuck you guys.
- Put some in here for us.

Yeah, yeah.

Now you guys
will wanna share.

Yeah, now I'm
gonna fuck you guys up.

With absinthe,
that's gonna be grim.

- Jess.
- Oh my god.

- You're gonna ruin it.
- Jess.

- The green one's really good.
- Here, here, have some.

No no no no
no, thank you, no, no.

Corn dog, corn dog, corn
dog, we're trying one.

Wait, wait.

Over here, over here, over here.

This
place looks good.

Can I see a menu?

Yeah, it looks awesome.

Oh, are you Sophie?

Babe.

It's really nice to meet you.

Give me the
camera, give me the camera.

Hi, it's really,
really nice to meet you.

- All the time.
- Oh, you do?

- You are so beautiful.
- So are you.

Wait, what?

It's so nice to meet you too.

Sophie's really famous?

Can I take a selfie with you?

Oh, of course you can.

- So nice to meet you.
- Yeah, nice to meet you too.

- You're beautiful in person.
- Aw, thank you.

You're so beautiful too.

- Thank you.
- So good to meet you.

Guys, did you wanna
get some food here?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

Go, Cody.

Come on, baby, show
us what you got.

Go, Brandon.

Oh yeah.

What's going on over here then?

So, you got enough in
your mouth there, babe?

It's girthy.

You all right, Soph?

Yeah, yeah.

What's wrong?

I just got a text
from a random number.

- Really?
- What number?

It's just literally a
bunch of random numbers.

What are they?

One, one, two, three,
one, two, one, five,

one, four, two, seven,
one, five, three, six,

one, seven, two, five.

Just literally random numbers.

It's probably
just a wrong number, babe.

Yeah, it must be, hon.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Oh come on.
- What are you doing?

- Whoa.
- Cody.

Brandon, stop.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
- We do, we do, we do, we do.

Whoa, dude, come on.

Let's go, let's go,
let's get the heck outta here.

Let's go.

Pamela Anderson's got
nothing on me, baby.

No, she doesn't.

She is literally
such a showoff.

Oh, do you know what, fuck it.

- When in Rome, homeboys.
- Yeah, let's do it.

- Screw it, let's do it.
- Let's do it, let's do it.

You are mad, mad.

Leave the camera.

Come in, babe.

No, no.

You guys both have your fun.

As usual.

It's fine.

Screw you all then.

- It's freezing.
- Oh my god.

Actually, it's
quite nice in there

when you got a handsome
man to keep you warm.

Oh, is someone
feeling jealous?

Stop, no.

I don't know about you lot,

but I could definitely
do with another drink.

- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah, yeah.

- Same here.
- Screw it, Santa Monica Pier.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

Oh, I dunno,
it's getting late.

Oh come on, Soph,
just live a little.

- Have a couple of drinks.
- Okay, fine.

I could do with a stiff one.

Is Matt coming then?

You're really
funny, Jess, hilarious.

Shame I can't drink though.

What, why?

Because I'm driving.

Who's Matt?

Matt?

Matt's her fiance.

You're
getting married?

- Yeah, did she not tell you?
- No way.

Congratulations.

- I say we celebrate.
- Let's do it.

Let's celebrate.

Celibacy on this
trip, more like.

Shut up, Jess.

Oh, babe.

So, this is Santa Monica.

Yeah, we've got the
famous pier here.

Everyone's having
a whale of a time.

We've got that wheel that you
see in the movies up there.

But the view here is
actually really gorgeous.

And then we've got these guys.

Oh, it still
tastes so disgusting.

Hey, babe, how's
the vlogging going?

You happy with it?

Yeah, I'm
really happy with it.

I've got some great
stuff to edit.

Especially that fight earlier.

Yeah, I know, that
was unreal, babe.

Jess, hon, was that a fight?

Jess.

You know, I've
never seen anyone

on their phone as
much as you are.

I'm just checking us in.

Besides, it's not
every day I get

to come to California, is it?

So the whole world needs to
see how awesome my life is.

I'm kidding, if you say so.

It is getting
really late though now, guys.

I think we should head off.

Yeah, Brandon, we
better head off together.

Excuse me.

Where do you think
you're going, mister?

Back to our hotel?

Um, no.

You're coming with me.

- Um, what about you?
- Depends.

What are your plans?

On what?

What are my options?

- Well.
- Oh.

- All right then, all right.
- Party it up.

- Party it up.
- Come on, let's go.

- All right.
- Go ahead.

- Yeah.
- You ladies lead the way.

- Let's go.
- Let's go.

Let's do it.

I don't even
know where I'm going.

Let's go, keep walking.

Let's go this way.

Sh, guys.

Sh.

Okay, this is the
plan, this is the plan.

We go into the kitchen.

We find alcohol and
then we're gonna party.

Guys, this isn't...

Please.

Lisa.

Oh my god, who cares?

- We'll replace it.
- We'll replace it, will we?

Fine, I will.

Why are you so boring?

Please.

Do you even know what that is?

- We should just light it up.
- After you by tomorrow.

Who cares, who cares?

Such a gorgeous view.

Do you know what?

Actually, I don't mind
being here on my own.

Peace and quiet.

Except Matthew, I
wish you were here.

It's like the city sparkles.

We got this,
bro, let's do it.

Come on in, come
on, come on in, come on.

You guys are fucking
out of your minds.

Fucking really.

- Get in, come on.
- Get in here.

It's not that cold, get
in here, it's not that cold.

Are you feeling better?

Hi, guys.

So I just wanted to do a
quick introduction video

to mine and Matthew's
engagement party.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Police today are searching

for the man they're
calling the Cryptic Killer.

The death toll is now
up to eight women.

And even though the killer
likes to leave clues

for the police, the FBI
still do not have any idea

who's behind these
gruesome murders.

They're asking for
anyone with any...

This is exactly what
I have to put up with.

So fucking selfish.

Hi, guys, good morning from LA

and I just wanna show
you this lovely dress

from London Boutique.

Thank you so much for this.

Perfect for my LA
trip, actually.

And great for the
summer as well.

If you would like this
dress or something similar,

please see the link
below to shop online

and use my discount code
Sophie Vlogs for 10% off.

Right, let's go
and find the girls.

Jess.

Lisa.

Come on, get up.

Get up.

All right, Sophie.

Come on, if we wanna
get to Malibu, we need to go.

It's 12 o'clock already.

- Come on.
- Bloody hell.

Great, looking fresh.

Come on, get up, Lisa.

Why are you just lying there?

Just give us five
minutes will you, Soph?

I've already given
you five minutes, Jess.

It's 12 o'clock.

Oh, you are joking.

No no no no no, babe,
don't go there, it's blocked.

Go use mine.

Get it up, babe, get it up.

Do you think she's
gonna be all right to drive?

She'll be fine
in half an hour.

She's got food poisoning.

Food poisoning?

More like alcohol poisoning
the amount you two drank.

All right, I'm gonna go
wait in the car, hurry up.

Hi, guys.

So, it's day two in LA and
what a beautiful day it is.

But as you can see, the girls
aren't here to enjoy it,

because it's nearly 12 o'clock
and they're still in bed.

Surprise, surprise, hungover.

But at least I can enjoy
this beautiful view.

Look at that.

What a waste of my time
bringing them here.

Anyway, besides that, I'm a
little bit worried about Lisa.

She's been really ill
the last few days.

Although drugs and alcohol
probably didn't help last night.

But I definitely
don't think I'll be

going on holiday
with them again.

Sorry, guys, but I just
don't think I will.

Oh, there's a note on our car.

That's weird.

Here she comes, finally.

Oh, I'll get your
case then, shall I?

Jess, where's Lisa?

She's coming.

So moody.

- Soph.
- Yeah?

Promise you won't tell
Lisa if I tell you something.

No, of course
not, what is it?

Well, after you
left, I went into the bathroom

and I found a pregnancy
test in the bin.

It was positive.

Shit.

Whose would it be?

I dunno,

but she said slept with
a lot of guys in Ibiza.

Well, that
would explain why she's

been so sick the
last few days then.

She's pregnant.

Should I say something?

No.

No, it would just make
her feel really awkward

for the rest of the trip.

It would ruin it.

We'll talk to her when we
get back to the UK, yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

- Who could be the...
- Sh, she's coming.

She's coming.

Aw hello, you, you all right?

Yes, I'm fine.

Are you all
right to drive, babe?

Yes, I'm fine.

Just hungover.

Nothing I can't handle.

So is it
just you two then?

Where are the studs?

They had to pick up their car.

They had some friends
flying into LA this morning.

How predictable.

I knew they were gonna do that.

Well, it
doesn't matter, does it?

I mean, I got what I wanted, so.

Yeah, I know.

You were listening?

Lisa, I did not
have to listen.

Look.

Oh my god, that
is so embarrassing.

Turn that off, delete it now.

So which one
of you were screaming

like you were being
murdered then?

You can hear her
in the back there.

Totally freaked me out as well.

What?

He didn't exactly hold back,

so I was just letting him
know I was having a good time.

Jess, I
don't wanna know.

I bet you do either.

You are such a
bad influence on me.

Never again.

Me?

You're the one that
got it all started.

Seriously, girls, I
can't deal with this today.

Please don't start.

Are we going via Malibu or not?

Sure, I mean I still wanna
go if Lisa's up for driving.

Yeah, I just think I still

might be a bit too
drunk to drive.

No, you'll be all right,
babe, just take it slow.

Yeah, just
take your time.

I mean, it's really not
that far to San Fran.

We're not in any rush.

Can you pass me that
water please, babe?

- We haven't got any, babe.
- Here we are.

So, before we go, which one
of you put this on the car

as some sort of joke then?

It wasn't me.

Don't look at
me, I didn't do that.

Probably just the guys,
a prank or something.

Maybe.

Oh, speak of the devil.

He's just accepted
my friend request.

Got a little comment on my post.

Lisa, did you
actually find your phone?

No.

Fuck knows where I left it.

Probably on the
plane or something.

Shit, I'd
be right upset.

You all right about it?

Yeah, just sad about all my
photos and numbers and that.

Oh actually, can I use your
phone to call my dad later?

Yeah, of
course you can.

Lost your
booty call is more like.

Are you
all right, Jess?

Are you okay,
little miss driver?

Yeah, I'm powering through.

But we should just give
Malibu a miss, girls.

Yeah, that's
fine by me for today.

Jess, is that all
right with you?

- Jess?
- What, sorry, what?

We're gonna give
Malibu a miss,

since she's still
not feeling great.

Yeah, fine,
whatever, I'm easy.

- We know.
- Hilarious.

Oh my god, you've
got to be kidding me, no.

What?

The sat map's
just added four hours

onto our journey.

Now it's eight hours
instead of four.

- Four hours?
- Are you joking?

It's just a completely
red what we're in now.

It just goes on for the
whole route pretty much.

Well,
what are we doing?

I'm not sitting in this traffic.

It's fine,
I'll pay for us to stay

at a motel or hotel
thing for the night.

- Jessica, Google somewhere.
- Yeah, yeah.

I'll have a look, yeah.

Cheers.

- What?
- What now?

I just got a text
off that random number again.

Again,
what does it say?

Same as last time.

A bunch of just random numbers.

Sophie, just delete it.

It's probably just spam.

Yeah.

Girls, should we stop for
coffee while we're stuck anyway?

- Oh my god, please, yes.
- Yeah, that'd be nice.

Be good.

- Look at this view.
- This scenery is insane.

- Look at it.
- It's so dramatic.

- What's wrong?
- You've got to be kidding me.

- What, you got another text?
- Yeah.

- A bunch of numbers again?
- No.

It says the person who
buys me doesn't need me.

The person who makes
me doesn't want me.

And the person who uses
me can't appreciate me.

What am I?

What?

All right, someone
clearly has no life.

The person who uses
me can't appreciate me.

It's a riddle.

- A riddle?
- Yeah.

I used to do these all the time.

Oh, bloody hell,
Riddler on the Roof.

Well, typey,
typey, Ms. Mezner's got it.

What did you just say?

- Ms. Mezner.
- It's Mensa, you idiot.

Oh, I
thought it was Mezner.

Well,
you're clearly not

in the top percentage, are ya?

Well,
leave me alone, Lis.

- I got it right.
- What was the answer, babe?

- It's a coffin.
- What?

Oh, that is so creepy.

Who would text you that?

I don't know.

I reckon it's someone
back home winding you up.

Yeah, I hope
you're right, Lis.

- Oh shit.
- What?

- I just bloody...
- Jess.

- Be careful with my camera.
- All right.

Calm down, Sophie.

What?

- Make a loop?
- Yeah.

Lis, we just
passed a gas station.

I know, I know, I know.

We're gonna have to
just hit the next one.

And I need some snacks.

She needs some
snacks, of course she does.

Oh my god.

Lis, can you do the
windscreen wipers, please?

No, babes, we were out of
that water about five miles ago.

You are kidding me,
you know it's illegal here?

- You serious?
- Yes.

- Oh, now it's illegal.
- Oh no.

Mountain police.

Oh, the mountain police.

How was your trip to LA?

Oh, we got arrested
because we had no water.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

- What is that?
- Oh my god.

Yeah, that
sounds like a flat tire.

- Yeah, shit.
- Lis, pull over up here.

- No way.
- Please.

Oh great, no water, flat tire.

Yeah, we're gonna have
to pull over here, guys.

Oh, emergency stopping only.

Well, yup, this definitely
is an emergency, people.

Oh.

- Well?
- Sake.

- Yup, it's flat.
- Great.

What are we gonna do now then?

Well, did they give us
like an emergency number

to call or something?

Yeah, they left it
on the sheet they gave you.

Hold on.

You found it?

It's not in my bag.

Huh?

What did we do with it?

We?

Lis, you were the
one who had it last

when we left the rental office.

No, I gave it to
Jess when I walked out.

- Oh my god.
- No, you didn't.

Yes, I did, you're
just always losing shit

and then blaming other people.

Oh my god, Lisa,
what the hell?

No, I didn't, and you're
a fine one to talk.

You can't keep a boyfriend
for longer than a week.

What did you just say to me?

I think you heard me, Lisa.

You have been
winding me up all day.

- Great.
- Fighting's not gonna help.

Is it?

And now my nose is bleeding.

I didn't mean to hit you
in the face did I, Lisa?

Oh, stop
being dense, shush.

Honestly.

We gotta get this sorted out.

What?

Stalk someone down.

I don't know, Soph,
someone's gonna stop.

We're three girls,
for Christ's sake.

You do know what,
that is not a bad idea, Jess.

But for now, can you
two just make up?

'Cause I am so sick and tired

of you both constantly arguing.

You're ruining
the whole holiday.

I'm sorry, Soph.

Sorry, Soph.

Right, okay,
well let's take it

in turns to flag someone down.

But right now, Jess,
can you hold this?

I'm gonna go take Lisa
somewhere to clear her nose up.

Where are
you gonna do that?

- There was a restroom.
- I can go on my own.

No, there was a
restroom about half a mile back.

So, hello to
Sophie's fan group.

This is Jess and we are
reporting live from the side

of the road because
we've broken down

and we have a flat tire.

Awesome.

But luckily we have
this total babe

who is helping us fix our tire.

This is his car.

The traditional
American Mustang.

And as you can see, I have
matched myself perfectly

to the vehicle just
for your own viewing.

Bit of black and
gold going on here.

So yeah, pretty much that's it.

I'm gonna go show you our
little cowboy over here.

Fixing our tire.

Well hi there, cowboy,
what's going on?

Hey, hi.

So, we stupidly did
not check for a spare tire.

You know.

Don't worry, you're
not the first to do that.

Oh hey, girlies.

This is the lovely Jake.

- Oh, hi.
- Hey, how are y'all?

He's helping
us fix our tire.

- Ah.
- We're all good.

So it was just
a puncture then, yeah?

Sure was.

You had a few nails
stuck in your tire.

Nails?

Yeah.

How the
hell did that happen?

Ah, it's a common
thing, really.

They fall off the back
of trucks and stuff.

Really?

People just come
along and scoop them up.

It happens.

God, never heard
of that before.

- Amazing.
- So, where you girls headed?

We are going to San Francisco.

- San Fran, huh?
- Have you been there?

Yep, sure have.

- I have family in San Fran.
- Really?

As you can tell, I'm
not from around here.

Yeah,
whereabouts you from?

- I'm from Texas.
- Texas, cowboy.

Oh, I love Texas.

Whereabouts?

A small town near Austin.

Nice.

I like The Real
Housewives of Texas.

So, what you
doing in Cali then,

apart from helping strange
women with their car?

Well, I just come out
here for a little road trip

and picking up some weed.

- Nice.
- Any of you girls smoke?

- No, no, thank you.
- Eh.

You more than me, babe.

Shouldn't, but I will.

It's legal here anyway, innit?

Knock yourself out.

Yeah, it's legal, so why not?

It's all
legal here, ma'am, yes.

Not legal in England.

Well, it's not the worst place

in the world to stop, is it?

I mean, that view is
pretty spectacular.

Oh, bloody hell.

Good, huh?

What a rockstar.

I think we should probably go.

Do you think so, girls?

You can keep that,
that's a souvenir.

Ah, thank you, dude.

You're welcome.

It was nothing.

Anyway, enjoy your road trip.

Thank you for your help.

- And you, girls.
- Yep, thanks.

- Aw, check out my souvenir.
- That's cool, very nice.

So, where you girls staying?

You scared the hell out of me.

Didn't mean to scare you.

Well, we're going
to that motel.

Oh, I can't remember.

Some motel I Googled.

Just up the road, really.

A really quick stop.

All right, girls,
I'll see you around.

Thanks so much
again, take care.

Aw, bless.

Where did you find him?

Did he literally just stop?

Yeah, I mean, I was just like,

not long after you guys left,
I was just waggling my legs

on the road and...

Did you have to
get your tits out or?

Maybe.

Look, I'm sorry for earlier.

I'm well aware I
was being a dick.

Yeah, babe, I'm really sorry.

I totally like
went crazy on you.

I'm really sorry.

Didn't mean to do it.

Let's get
rolling then, girls.

Yeah.

Bloody hell.

Jesus, look
at that rim spin.

In the red.

- Only in America, right?
- I know.

- Looks like an angry car.
- Sounds like an angry car.

Wow.

That guy was weird, wasn't he?

What?

He was all right.

Jess, the
guy was a creep.

Oh my god, you
guys are so soft.

He was fine.

Well then,
why was he asking

where we were staying then?

Well, maybe he wanted
to make conversation

with you, Sophie, chill.

I personally think we should
turn around and go back to LA

'cause today has just
been a nightmare.

Are you
kidding me, Lisa?

The whole reason why
we've come out here

is so I can go to this fan meet

and greet all the
way in San Fran.

We're not turning
back now, all right?

Okay, fine.

Oh my god.

What's wrong?

I've just got a
text off your phone, Lis.

Mine?

What, are you joking?

Tell me you're joking.

How the hell has
someone got your phone?

- Someone must have found it.
- Yeah, but who though?

What's it
say, what's it say?

Read it.

It says I
am greater than God,

more evil than the Devil.

The poor have me,
the rich need me.

If you eat me, you'll die.

What am I?

This is really starting
to freak me out now.

Who the fuck is
sending these messages?

What even is the
fucking answer anyway?

Look out!

Oh my god.

Who the fuck
would just do that?

Absolute
wanker, oh my god.

Is everyone
all right, girls?

- Oh my god.
- Yeah.

God, my heart.

Sorry, girls, I literally
didn't know how to save that.

Honestly, it's just
one thing after another.

That scared the
shit out of me.

There's something seriously
not right here, girls.

I'm sorry, but...

I just wanna
get out of here.

Can we just please just go?

Just carry on?

Oh my god.

I think we
should call the police.

And what exactly is
that gonna do, Sophie?

They're not gonna believe us.

And even if they do,
they're not gonna trace

some random ass guy sending
prank text messages, are they?

Well, maybe it
was one of those two guys

you were fucking last night.

Oh shut up, Sophie.

Just, all of you, just
let me drive in peace.

♪ Wee oo wee oo woo

♪ Wow wow wow

You're gonna
see a roadrunner.

- Meep meep.
- Tumbleweed, tumbleweed.

- And draw.
- We could be terrible,

terrible cowboys, girls.

- Cowgirls.
- Shit.

- What?
- Oh my god.

Oh no, no.

Oh fuck, what?

The sat map said it's
literally .2 of a mile away.

- What the hell is going on?
- I don't even care.

I'm gonna get us
there on a flat.

- Oh my god, our luck.
- We are not stopping.

No, exactly.

So, lightning does
strike twice then.

But let's look on
the bright side,

girls, at least we're here, eh?

Yeah, but we haven't
got another spare.

What do we do?

I'm gonna
go into reception

and ask them if they
can call someone out.

Don't worry, I'll sort it.

- Okay, girls?
- Okay.

Right, I'm gonna go
in and ask and get the keys.

Who's sleeping on
their own tonight?

I'll sleep on my own.

Are you all
right with that, Lis?

Yeah, whatever.

You need to come with me then,

Jess, you gotta sign for yours.

- Okay.
- Shall I take the camera?

Yeah,
yeah, yeah, right.

Thank you.

Been trusted
with the camera.

Oh look, there they are.

Little Miss Riding
Hood and the evil twin.

So, are we sorted?

Yup, room eight and 15.

He said to just go and
park around the back there,

there's spaces there.

No, babe, I
meant about the flat.

Oh no, they can't get
anyone out till the morning.

Great.

What time?

I dunno.

- First thing, I guess.
- How hot was that guy?

- Oh, what guy?
- The guy in reception.

He wasn't that hot.

Yeah he was, Soph, you would.

I wouldn't.

Oh, someone's got shy.

- Windy.
- Why thank you, Lisa.

I'm guessing there's no porter
service in the desert then.

Only you, darling.

Jesus, what have you
got in here, Sophie?

It's Ryan.

I didn't wanna leave him.

I wouldn't actually put
it past you, you freak.

- Oh god.
- Room 15, Jess.

This is yours.

I'm only one
row going on here.

Don't film it.

Oh, 70's vibing,
I likey, I likey.

Oh damn, vintage.

- Real classy.
- I like it.

- Well.
- Well, actually.

I really quite like it, no?

Babe, you're the
one who chose it.

Guilty.

Shall we go and see
your room, ladies?

- What was it?
- Room eight.

Yeah, a couple
doors down, should be.

It's not a
couple doors down.

It's like 14 here.

- Keep going.
- Jesus, it's ages.

I'll have to catch a bus
to get to the bloody room.

This one is much nicer.

Oh, lemon cello.

Lemon?

Mustard more like, babe.

Very interesting
combination of colors.

We have the turquoise
and mustard.

Very nice.

- Art Deco.
- Mm, extremely.

Oo, look at the TV, very cool.

Vintage.

Oh my goodness.

Oh really, Lis?

This song is so depressing.

If you don't like it,
put your headphones in.

No, I like this,
good choice, Lis.

The bed's quite
comfortable, actually.

- Useful.
- Here, give it here.

Thank you.

This place is all right

though innit, for one night?

Girls, that
journey has killed me.

I'm so knackered.

Yeah, after last
night, that doesn't surprise me.

Shut up.

What you doing there?

Jess.

Oh my god.

- Your laugh is so evil.
- It's so, so evil.

And where do you get all this
energy from all the time?

You know, I might
invite that cute guy

from reception over later
for a little nightcap

and you two lovebirds
crash for the night.

Oo, well if
you wanna do that,

I'd be quick if I was you.

I reckon he changes over
for the night shift.

Good point.

Right, should
we go for a walk

and leave this little
sleepy head to it?

Yeah.

- See you, girls.
- Bye, little sleepy girl.

- Bye-bye.
- Night-night.

♪ Da na na na na na

♪ Da na na na na na

♪ Na na na

Can I try?

I've got a better version.

Oh, of course you do.

Do you even know what that is?

No.

It's the national anthem,
The Star Spangled Banner.

- Actually.
- I've got a better one.

You ready?

Five, six, seven, eight.

♪ American woman

♪ Get away from me

♪ American woman

♪ Momma let me breathe

The crowds are coming.

Just so creative.

So, we are in the
middle of a desert.

Also, it feels like
we've left little miss...

What are you doing?

That's not really
my best angle, babe.

We've left little miss
sleepy head in the motel room

that this one chose.

- It's...
- Beautiful.

Yeah.

Vintage, original,
gorgeous, five stars.

I'm not letting you
ever choose again ever.

Don't thank me too much, guys.

Look at the mountains,
they're all the way over there.

These mountains?

Oh, you're such a
ripping little dog.

This is such a cute
little gas station.

- Sophie.
- Hang on.

I'm just filming the
gas station, Jess.

Never get anything
like this in England.

I am, literally smack bang
in the middle of nowhere.

Sorry about her, she just
loves taking selfies.

You kids and your
fucking cellphones.

It's the worst generation ever.

It's ruined so many
damn relationships.

Ugh.

You know, vanity can
be a cruel mistress.

- Jess.
- Hey.

Jess,
come on, let's go.

Matthew and his friends are
gonna be here any minute.

You look fucking familiar.

Come on, Jess.

Hey, bitch, you
look fucking familiar.

- Come on, come on.
- Quick.

Where you going?

Where you going?

Jess, have
you seen this sink?

Yeah, I
know, it's rank innit?

It's gross.

Look at that plughole.

They haven't cleaned this
since the last people

or the last 10 people.

Do you think it would
be really mean of me

if I gave them a bad review?

No, babe,
they need a bad review.

They need to turn
this place around.

It's gross.

Yeah, it is.

Oh, by the way,
you gonna fill me in

with your little episode
that you had earlier?

I mean, that guy I
saw you talking to.

Oh, I dunno who he was.

Whoever he was, he was
an absolute psycho.

A psycho?

Jesus, Sophie, I swear you get

the weirdest vibes up on guys.

Jess, you saw the
way he spoke to us.

He was just staring

and looking at you
the whole entire time.

And then when he spoke to me

and I didn't answer,
he just snapped.

Yeah, I guess that
is a bit weird actually.

What was it he
said to you again?

Well, it's not
really what he said.

It's how he said it.

Wouldn't be surprised
if it was him

who's been creeping us
out this whole time.

Oh come on.

I doubt that.

You're probably just overthinking
things as usual, missy.

I mean, babe, some people,
they're just like that, you know?

They're just a bit weird.

And especially around
here, it's full of weirdos.

You should take it as a
compliment really, babe.

I mean, you're hot stuff.

We're hot stuff.

And you can't really
blame a guy for staring.

I mean, just look at me.

Woo.

Jess.

I don't wanna see that,
nor does the camera.

Sure you do.

No, but I'm being serious.

I've got some weird
vibe going on now.

You know what, maybe we
should just move on tonight.

What?

You are so silly.

Honestly, babe,
we're gonna be fine.

You're overthinking things.

You've gone way too much.

Can I have that towel, please?

Where is it?

Well, babe, it's
right by the side of you.

- Oh, sorry.
- That's all right.

Thanks, Soph.

Right.

But honestly, babe, we're gonna

be absolutely fine here, okay?

We're only here for one night.

It'll be fine.

Yeah, you're right.

Of course I'm right.

Anyway, are you hungry?

Because I've got the
hungover munchies.

So, what do you say we go
wake up Lis and get some food?

Oh, I don't think
we should wake her up.

She's so hungover, Jess.

Oh yeah, probably
best not to, actually.

All right, we'll just grab her

a burger then should we, babe?

Yeah, it shouldn't be
all that far, I don't think.

Okay, cool.

I'll get dressed then, we'll go.

Diner it said.

Yeah, but
what would Lisa want?

Can't choose anything.

Well, if you say so.

- Yeah.
- She's so fussy.

What are you gonna get?

Hm, I think I'll go for
the healthy option today.

- Burger and fries?
- Hm, me too.

Hi, a table
for two, please.

Mm.

Oh my god,
babe, you weren't joking.

You're giving me indigestion
just looking at you.

The salt is so good.

Do you want to try some?

No, oh, I
don't like hot stuff.

Just Matt then, eh?

Watch it, you.

You've already had a fight
with one of us today.

Yeah.

Hm.

The guys just uploaded
a photo of us.

All hashtag hotties.

Good one, that.

- Not a bad pic.
- Not yet.

- Fuck.
- What?

Sophie.

It's that guy from earlier.

Nice try, Jess.

Sophie, I'm being serious.

Where is he?

Okay, don't make it obvious.

He's sitting at
the bar behind you.

He's staring
straight at us.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

He's staring right at us.

I mean, I
don't, I wanna go.

We have to go, we have to go.

Let's go, let's go.

- I told you he was a psycho.
- Is he following us?

- Or was that just coincidence?
- God, I don't know, Jess.

For Christ's sake,

I'm too hungover for
this shit right now.

Maybe you're just
being paranoid.

I'm not being paranoid, okay?

You saw the way he
was looking at us.

Anyway, he's not
following us now.

Just turn that off.

Inside, Sophie.

Oh, where the hell
have you two been?

I am so hungry.

Can we please get some food?

What's going on with you two?

We just went to get some food.

We thought we'd let you sleep.

Right.

Why are you both
out of breath for?

Well earlier, when we
were at the gas station,

this guy was just standing
there, staring at Jess.

And then when he spoke to me,
I didn't speak to him back.

He just snapped at me.

That same guy, he was just
in the diner we were in.

I told her she's
just being paranoid.

I'm not being
paranoid okay, Jess?

All right, babe, look.

I'm sure it's nothing.

Don't worry.

Oh, and cheers by the way

for trying to shit
me up earlier, Jess.

What are you on about?

You know, I've heard
your little ghost story.

I'm not that gullible, girls.

What is it?

Jess trying to
shit me up with this.

I didn't do that, Lis.

You are such a
bad liar, Jess, I swear.

Look.

What?

That's the
note from the car.

Shit.

I forgot about that.

Who the
fuck would follow us

all the way here to do that?

All right, I'm gonna
go to reception

and just check who
else is staying here.

Just, I'll be right back, okay?

Soph?

I didn't hear anything
like cars or anything.

I'll be right back.

Where did you find it?

I literally just
woke up to use the lieu

and it was just lying
down there on the mat.

What, like someone
maybe dropped it by mistake?

Doesn't look like a
mistake though, does it?

And?

No, there's no one there.

Just this note that says
he's been called away

on a family emergency.

Another fucking note?

Let me see.

Fuck's sake.

I don't know,
Sophie, maybe it's one

of your crazy ass
fans or something.

Yeah, but if it
is, it's a pretty sick joke.

Yeah, exactly, let's
not freak out about this.

Like, let's think
about it logically.

Those YouTube prank videos,

they're proper
popular at the moment.

What about that guy that
changed our tire earlier?

Like, he was weird.

You've
gotta be kidding me.

Now we've got another suspect.

I don't know, it's just
we got another puncture.

That shit happens twice,

it's just too much
of a coincidence.

Girls, at first,
honestly, I was scared.

But now, like, come
on, this is ridiculous.

It's gotta be a prank,
girls, it's just gotta be.

Let's not freak out over
some stupid written notes like.

We've had a fucked up day.

We're all tired.

Let's just get a
good night's sleep

and we'll deal with
the puncture tomorrow

before San Fran, yeah?

Okay.

- Lisa?
- Yeah?

What the fuck is this?

What?

You bitch.

Excuse me?

You dirty fucking bitch.

- What?
- What the hell, Jess?

- Check my timeline.
- What is it?

So, when were you gonna
tell me you fucked Ryan then?

- What, I didn't?
- You didn't?

You are so full of shit.

- I didn't.
- Someone's posted a picture

of you and Ryan in
bed together on...

I didn't do it.

Don't fucking lie to me, Lisa.

- Fuck.
- Just tell her, Lis.

How could you do that to me?

You knew how much I loved him.

I swear, you
need to believe me

that it wasn't even
fucking like that.

Look, I wanted to tell
you, but it just...

- How many times then?
- What?

Say what one more time,

I swear, I'll rip your
fucking eyes out, Lisa.

How many times?

I swear to you, it
wasn't even like that.

Like he was chatting shit to
me when we were in the club

and I know I shouldn't
have said anything

- but it was just...
- No no no no no no.

No no no.

Of all the guys you
could have slept you,

you chose to sleep with Ryan?

What the fuck is
wrong with you, Lisa?

I'm supposed to be
your best friend.

I'm so sorry.

I literally I don't even
know what to say to you.

I just feel sick.

You feel sick?

Is that why you took
that pregnancy test?

What you mean?

Calm down, you're
not making any sense.

Don't tell me to
fucking calm down, Lisa.

Soph.

You knew about this?

Well, of
course I didn't.

Sophie.

Please tell me.

Sophie, you're
just as bad as her.

Someone has uploaded photos

of your entire
conversation online.

Don't fucking lie to me.

Sophie, did you know?

Jess, I'm sorry, I did.

I was in the middle of it.

I didn't know what to do.

I'm so sorry, I am.

I actually trusted you.

Turn that fucking camera off.

I'm the fucking
worst, aren't I?

Fucking asshole.

Do you think she'll
ever forgive us?

Honestly,
Lis, would you?

I need sleep.

I'm just gonna let
her calm down for a bit,

go and see her later.

Oh god, this is a nightmare.

Sophie.

- Soph.
- Yeah.

Soph, wake up.

I think I can hear
someone at the door.

Is it Jess?

I don't know.

Well, go and check
in case it's Jess.

I can't see shit,
it's just black outside.

Just open the door.

Just check it's not Jess.

Anything?

- What the fuck?
- What?

Well, whose phone is that?

It's mine.

What?

I fucking swear to
you this is my phone.

- How?
- Oh my god.

How has
your phone got there?

Someone's been following us.

Look.

Photos of our trip.

Look, when we were
in the Ferrari.

He's been following
us this whole entire time.

Oh my.

What the fuck?

There's a video.

Shit, that's in the apartment.

Sick.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Literally right outside, right
outside our fucking door.

How, how does
somebody know where we are?

Oh my god.

Sophie.

- Sophie.
- He's inside.

Oh my god.

He's going to my room.

He's going into my room.

He got
into our apartment.

He was in our apartment.

Oh my god.

- Oh my god.
- Fuck.

Oh my god, shit.

Fuck.

That's
what those texts,

that's what those numbers were.

What you mean?

They're times.

- On a timeline.
- The text messages.

Look on
Jess's timeline.

Look.

It was when
she was checking us in.

Yeah, it's
where she's posted.

Every check-in,
look, the numbers.

Are they the right numbers?

They're the fucking
same numbers.

I'm gonna
go and get Jess.

Shit, the battery
has just died.

We need to get the
fuck out of here.

I can't believe
this is happening.

I just wanna get
to San Fran now.

This just literally
can't get any worse.

Jess.

Jess.

Jess.

Help.

Help.

Help.

Help.

Lisa.

Lisa.

Lisa.

Lisa, help.

What is happening?

What?

What the fuck?

What's happened to Jess?

What's happened to Jess?

Babe, please, calm down,
I can't understand you.

What?

- He's here, he's here.
- Oh my god.

Fuck.

Fucking lock the door.

Lock the fucking door.

Fuck.

Oh my fucking god.

Fuck, fuck, okay.

She's really
gone, he's outside.

Sh, you need to calm down.

You need to just be
quiet for a minute.

Be quiet for a minute.

We need
to get in the car.

No, we can't, we can't.

There's a fucking
puncture in the car.

We're not gonna get far.

- He's probably fucking...
- What's happened to Jess.

We really have to go.

He's probably down
there waiting for us.

It's all my fault.

We need to barricade
the door, babe.

Help me, put the
camera down, help me.

Sh, it's okay.

Fucking...

The fuck.

Go to the kitchen.

Just grab fucking anything.

I'll fucking stab
him if I see him,

I swear to fucking god.

Fucking.

It's gonna be okay.

Just breathe.

It's okay, babe.

I need you to just stay strong.

I can't do this
without you, Sophie.

Please, please, just
try and calm down.

We're gonna
die in here, Lisa.

No, no, we're fucking not.

Don't stop filming.

Whatever you do,
fucking keep filming.

The camera is our fucking
lifeline right now.

No matter what the
fuck happens to us,

that footage can
fucking save us.

How much battery
have you got left?

Not much.

Fuck.

Fuck.

You fucking sick fuck.

I think he's gone.

I think he's gone.

Fuck, fuck, get fucking
down, he's outside.

The fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Fuck, fuck, I just
fucking saw him.

He's fucking outside.

He's fucking outside.

Oh my fucking god.

Sh.

Sh, Sophie.

Just keep quiet.

Sophie, listen to me.

Listen to me, we are gonna
die if we stay here, okay?

We need to get out
of this fucking room.

Turn the music
on, turn the music on.

We gotta run, Lisa, okay?

Are you ready?

We need to run.

Sophie, we need to make a run.

Are you ready?

Go.

Just run!

Okay, okay.

Just get into the car.

It won't turn on.

He's fucked with the car.

He's fucked with
the fucking car.

It won't fucking start.

It won't fucking start.

It won't start, it
won't fucking start.

I love you, Mom and Dad.

I love you so fucking much.

Oh god, I'm so sorry
if I ever hurt you.

Oh god, I hope you never
have to see this video.

I don't wanna die.

Oh please.

And, Matthew, baby, I
love you, so, so, so much.

Thank you for being the
most amazing boyfriend

I could ever wish for.

Thank you.

The way you hug me
to sleep every night.

God, just being there.

There is one more thing, baby.

I'm pregnant.

I am so sorry.

I wanted to tell you when I got

back to the UK but I'm sorry.

I'm ready for you.

I'm ready for you, you
sick fucking bastard.

Come on.

Come on.

Help!

Help!

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