Flesh Gordon (1974) Movie Script

Jd

Good evening Mr. and Mrs.

North and south America,

and all our ships at sea, let's

get a fresh flesh... -Flash!

Congress today has called

an emergency session,

but as yet no one has shown up.

And the president refuses

to issue a statement,

having locked himself

and the vice president

in his bath-room

early this morning.

However, the first lady

urges all, and I quote,

"seek comfort in

the Bible," unquote.

A bulletin just in,

the world's top scientists

are holding a conference

in Washington, D.C.,

awaiting a statement

from professor Gordon,

world authority on animal

behavior and renowned physicist.

Gentlemen, we are

in big trouble.

Sex madness perils planet!

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Sex madness perils planet!

Hey, scram you horny jerks!

Gentlemen!

As I have told you,

we are in big trouble.

I think there is no need

for me to describe to you

the incredible chaos

our beloved planet

has been plunged into.

Of the disgrace-ful acts

which are being committed

at this very moment!

In every apartment,

on every street corner,

or on the rooftops!

In grass huts in the jungle,

in igloos in the arctic.

In airports, in markets,

in movie houses, in the parks!

Yes, we are in big trouble.

Doctor Gordon...

All of us here are aware

of the total degradation

that has overcome the masses,

but what are we

going to do about it?

What is causing it?

Now I say it's a virus and

we must find a vaccine for it!

It is not a virus,

any fool can see it's

a case of mass hypnosis!

Hypnosis... ha!

I've done research

and traced the cause to

cans of bad passover tuna.

Tuna fish, tuna fish!

This guy's got

Mercury on his brain!

Gentlemen!

Gentlemen, we must be calm!

Future generations are depending

on decisions made here today.

Now, I have discovered

three things about this madness.

Number one, not all

areas are affected.

Look around you, are anyone

of you sexually aroused?

Yes, ha-ha-hal

anyone of you, huh? No!

Not all areas have

been affected.

Number two, my son,

who has been rep-resenting

United States at the tenth

international ice hockey

playoffs in Tibet,

has discovered what appears

to be a great beam of light

proceeding from some

far off planet

whose appearance is simultaneous

with the first

occurrence yesterday.

Number three,

I discovered my wife...

In bed with the garbage man.

But what about

your son, professor?

Did he find anything else out?

Yes professor, what are

you holding back from us?

What's the scoop?

My son is at this very moment,

'on his way back to this country

and as soon as he has landed...

We shall all find out.

Jd

Mable towers, mable towers,

we're experiencing foul weather.

Sorry!

Oh, oooh, I'm sorry.

Oh, that's all right.

Is this your first flight?

My first drink.

It's a terrible storm,

do you think we're

going to make it?

Don't worry.

These new fordent trimotors are

the safest things in the sky.

My name is Dale ardor,

what's yours?

Flesh. Flesh Gordon.

Oh, professor Gordon's son?

Why yes.

Sir, look out!

Control yourself, Dale!

Control yourself, Dale! Dale!

Con-control yourself, Dale!

Sir, I've got a giant boner!

Well slap the damn thing down.

I can't!

I've got to keep this

thing under control.

I can't!

Mable towers, mable towers.

You got two horny

son-of-a-bitches here.

We're signing off.

Dale! There's no one

at the controls!

The plane's going down!

Go down, go down!

Oh yes, oh yes. Oh, flesh.

Flesh! Flesh!

Oh, flesh!

Flesh!

Let me go!

Flesh!

Flesh... oh!

Jd

Dale. We'll have to bail out.

Flesh, oh my god, ooh.

Oh my god!

Just hold on!

I can't hold anymore!

Ooohhh. Oh!

Jd

Flesh, mmm.

Dale?

Dale, darling,

are you all right?

You called me "darling."

Oh, flesh, what's happening?

- Can you walk?

- I think so.

Here, put this on.

Jd

Flesh, what's that?

Come on, maybe we can

get to a telephone there.

Stop.

Not another step further.

I know what you've

come here for.

But you're not going to get it.

Look, I don't know

who you think we are,

but this girl's hurt, and we

gotta get to a telephone.

You see, we were flying along

in this airplane from Tibet,

when suddenly we were hit by

this sex ray from outer space.

And this unrestrained

sex orgy ensued,

which both of

the pilots joined in.

When I noticed the plane

was going down,

I took over the controls

but they broke off in my hand.

So you see the young lady,

nearly overcome

with sex madness,

and myself, bailed out just

before the plane crashed.

And we landed just over there.

Do you take me for a fool?

Do you think I don't know

you've come here to steal

the secret plans to

my new interstellar,

hydrocombustion, miracle

patented, micro-teflon,

nuclear, gamastaddle

rocketship-plane-missle!

Which was twenty

years in the making.

And employs a new

updraft design,

which lifts the ship

on small spirals

of synthetic strontium pellets.

Do you think I don't know that!

Well, I've never

even heard of it.

So you're barking up

the wrong tree.

Come here, young lady.

I would like to conduct

a little experiment,

you see there's evidence that

exposure to the sex ray,

increases the size of

the secondary...

- Jerkoff!

- What?

Flexi jerkoff, I thought

I recognized you.

Why... why you must be flesh,

professor Gordon's son.

I was wondering why you knew

so much about the sex ray.

Come, let me show you the ship.

Gosh, let me introduce you.

Dale ardor, this is

doctor flexi jerkoff.

How do you do?

So you see, I've actually

discovered which planet

the sex ray is coming from,

and fortunately, the straddle

ship was ready just in time.

Oh, you can't know what

it was like, out here,

all alone when the sex ray hit.

It was hell!

Fortunately, the rocket was

completed before that happened,

and the design was

not influenced.

You look so funny.

Jd

Oh, the likeness is incredible.

I was able to get

most of the parts

from the sears catalogue.

And you really think

it will make it to

the outer reaches of

the solar system?

It's got to.

It's the last hope humanity has.

Flesh... Dale...

Will you come with me?

It will be a dangerous trip,

and I don't know what we're

likely to encounter out there,

but someone has

got to save the earth

from the treacherous

clutches of that evil ray.

What do you think, Dale?

Flesh, let's do it.

Sure, why not,

we'll give it a try.

Wonderful!

The planet's orbit will

bring it closest to the earth

in approximately...

Six minutes!

And there's much

work to be done.

Come, follow me.

Jd

Where do you want these, doc?

Right over there

flesh, storage bin c.

Jd

What's this gizmo do, doc?

Don't touch that dial!

I had an assistant once

who touched that dial.

Touch that dial.

Gee doc, you really

got a lot of neat stuff.

Did it take you a long time

to put it all together?

Don't bother me now,

flesh, it's almost ready.

Get the door.

Which button, doc?

That one.

Ignition.

- Ready, Dale?

- Ready, flesh.

All right, hang on.

We're taking off.

Fire rocket one.

Jd

Fire rocket two.

Jd

Hang on now,

we're going through

the moronosphere.

Jd

Look, Dale!

The moon!

The earth!

Oh, it's beautiful.

Jd

Wow! I can see the Great Lakes!

There's lake Ontario,

lake Michigan,

lake superior...

What is it, Dale?

The sex ray,

we're heading right for it,

change course quick!

It's... it's jammed, flesh,

I can't move it!

Let me try!

Jd

Another episode like

that, and I'll be ready

for the old folk's home.

Jd

Hey doc, what sort of planet

does it look like to you?

Definitely inhabited, flesh.

No natural force could

have affected us

the way that sex ray did.

And look at those green

areas over there...

It's probably forest

or jungle, I should think.

And those are desert

areas over there.

This planet even has

frigid polar regions,

not unlike those of earth.

Let's have a closer look,

shall we.

Jd

Hang on, we're going down.

Jd

Forgive me, your protuberance,

but at this moment an

alien ship approaches porno.

Probably the earth people.

Bring the ship down,

but I want the earthlings

brought to me unharmed.

Understand?

Yes, your protuberance.

Jd

Not too close, look!

Do you suppose they're friendly?

Jd

The starboard

gammamodulator's been hit!

- I'll fix it.

- Oh no!

I can't control the ship, flesh!

- Hold on, jerkoff!

- Do something, flesh!

I think we're going to crash.

Oh! Oh, no,

what's going to happen?

Hurry, flesh!

I'm hurrying, jerkoff,

I'm hurrying!

Save us!

Oooooohhhhhh.

I'm trying to!

Hurry flesh!

We're in deep trouble flesh.

Ah, come on, jerkoff!

Oh, flesh, do something!

- Hurry!

- Dale, quick!

Give me a Bobby pin! Come here!

Here's one!

Oh...

Save us.

Jerkoff, I think I've fixed it!

- Oh, god!

- You're right.

She's beginning

to respond to the controls.

All right now, hang on.

Hold on Dale.

The ship's falling apart!

- Hold on, Dale!

- I'm holding on.

I'm taking her down.

Jd

Dr. jerkoff, Dr. jerkoff!

Are you all right?

Oh, flesh. I think so.

Is the ship badly

damaged, flesh?

I don't know, let's go

outside and have a look.

Yes.

Oh, Dale.

Just a moment, I think

I have something here.

For, uh... yes.

It was my mother's.

She was buried in it.

Good, there's oxygen

on this planet.

This is the strangest

place I've ever seen.

I wonder why they didn't

send the welcoming committee?

They did, look!

Quick, into that cave!

Jd

Sist and decease!

Jd

Quick, in here!

Jd

Hep, hep, hep.

Left, left, left.

You men search over there.

Left, left, left...

They'll be coming back.

Let's go this way,

maybe there's another way out.

Jd

It's so strange in here.

Flesh, it almost looks alive.

What is it, flesh?

I'm not quite sure.

Jd

And what unusual

formations and textures.

Why, this is like no

rock known to science.

It's.

It's not hard like a rock,

it's...

Whoaaaaaaaaal

great galaxies!

What is it doc?

Some species of penisaurus,

I should think.

This way!

Jd

Jerkoff! She'd down!

What... oh, oh!

Better get this, jerkoff.

Oh, you beast, get away from me!

You stink!

All right, flesh.

Stand aside.

Oh, no!

Jd

Left, left, left...

Ah, ha.

Oh!

Flesh!

What was that?

The earth people.

It came from down there.

After them. - Run.

Nol

there they are.

What?

Take the earthlings alive.

Tie them up.

- I got dibs on the girl.

- The blonde giant's mine.

Leave the bearded one for me.

Jd

Your sickness, we have

captured the earth people,

and await your command.

The earth people, eh?

Bring them to me at once.

Fetch the earth people here!

His sickness will

seeeee theeemmmm!

Stop shouting, you dildo.

Jd

Why have you come

to the planet porno?

To destroy the terrible

sex ray that has brought

chaos to our

beloved planet earth.

I should think

you'd be thanking me.

But no matter.

No power in the universe

can ever hope to squelch

the infinite force

of my sex beam.

But why must you do this thing?

The earth is a peaceful planet

and poses no threat to you!

I'll tell you later.

But, how did you get here?

The straddle ship I constructed.

A scientist, eh?

I could use a brain like yours.

Guards!

Take him to the laboratory

and show him what to do.

No, no, no!

Jd

Bring the earth woman closer.

No! No!

By the goddess yumi,

you are beautiful!

My eyes have never beheld

such loveliness.

You shall be my bride!

Nol

ohhhh, she is exquisite,

she is exquisite.

Take your filthy,

vellow hands off her!

Don't touch her, I'll kill you!

Silence! Get him off me!

Take him!

Take him to the sex depletor

and bring me his essence!

It should add immeasurably

to the pleasure

of our wedding night.

Stop.

The blonde giant

shall not be depleted.

Amora. As queen of darkness,

and guardian of

the sacred power pasties,

you have the privilege

to spare him only

if he survives

the torture I ordain.

I sentence him to

trial by ordeal.

So be it, then, wang.

But if he survives, he's mine!

To the arena with him!

Jd

To the depletor with him!

He's mine, he's mine, he's mine,

he's mine, he's mine!

After them, you ninnies!

Jd

Sleep now, and forget.

Forget all.

We shall love, and my body...

Will be linked

forever with yours.

When you awake, you shall

be my king of darkness.

Jd

Oh, Gordon...

Jd

Your protuberance, we have

spotted queen amora's ship

over the forest kingdom.

Shoot them down,

and bring them to me!

But your assholiness,

the forest people and we

are sworn enemies.

We could not survive

a landing in this realm.

Are you afraid of

a few vegetables?

I gave you my orders!

I will be obeyed!

Yes, degenerate one.

Make ready for the ceremony!

Porno shall have

a new queen tonight.

Out of my way, dildo!

Guard, I need your help.

Here, hold that.

This, hold that too...

And this also, please...

And just one more thing,

that's it.

Very good.

Put up your hands!

Jd

Down, please.

Jd

Give me the keys.

Jd

Oh, come in me!

Damn, you magnificent giant.

Come, come, come!

And bind us forever in darkness.

Jd

- W...

- A

- n...

- G.

Emperor wang is the one for me,

without him, the planet porno,

would be ever so forlorno.

Francis newberry.

Jd

Jerkoff!

Flesh! I thought you were amora.

This is all I could

find to wear.

How'd you get away

from wang's palace?

When I discovered wang's

plan to destroy amora's ship,

I overpowered the guard

with a radium gas

I developed in wang's

laboratory.

And, disguising

myself as a pirate,

followed the bomber ship and

swooped down to rescue you.

What about Dale?

Even at this very moment,

the ceremony which will render

Dale and wang man and wife

draws ever nearer

its fateful conclusion.

It's no use, flesh.

Alone, we would be

powerless to stop it.

Flesh, look!

I had led an evil life.

And my thoughts have

arisen from the seeds

of darkness and greed.

Take these stones.

These are the source

of my power.

And with them, destroy wang

and his insidious schemes.

These, my power pasties,

are the only force that

can stop the sex beam.

Once accomplished, earthlings,

my spirit shall at

last rest in peace.

She was a noble woman, flesh.

Took a lot of guts.

She was a brave scout.

Come on, doc, we haven't

got much time to lose.

Wait a minute doc,

I can't go like this,

I feel silly.

Don't worry, flesh.

I think I've got something

for you in the ship.

Come on, jerkoff,

we've got to stop wang!

- All right, flesh.

- Come on!

Oh please.

Left, left, left, left...

Jd

I eft...

There they are!

Jd

You may...

Kisssss the bride.

Ahhh, ha-ha...

Come here, my little bottle cap.

Get away from me

you slimy snail!

Oh!

Jd

That's all for this

rancid affair, you Turkey!

Stop!

The wedding's over, wang!

After them, you dildos!

Jd

Amateurs!

The pasties, jerkoff!

Jd

All right, wang, where is she?

What have you done with Dale?

So help me if you lay

a hand on her I'll...

You're too late, you fool!

She was spirited away

barely a breath

before love's first kiss.

I have been robbed of my

beautiful virgin bride.

Shall I give it

to him now, flesh?

Not now doc,

he's been through enough.

If you find her,

tell her I love her!

Stop fighting me foolish

woman, I'm trying to save you!

Halt!

I have brought the earth girl.

Follow me.

Jd

No, no, where are you taking me!

No, no, take me back to flesh.

I no!

Nol

Jd

The earth girl.

We've been hoping you'd drop in,

ever since we heard of your

opposition to emperor wang.

But, perhaps I should explain.

Am chief Nellie.

Commander of the vast

and powerful

Amazon underground of porno.

An organization solely

devoted to the over-throw

of wang and his corrupt

male chauvinist regime.

But what does that

have to do with me?

Our spies have been

watching you closely,

because of your determined

and flagrant dislike

of wang and his cohorts...

We, uh, have decided to

initiate you into our ranks.

But I want the earthman,

flesh Gordon.

You will be of more

use here with us.

No! No...

Jd

Wait, what are you doing?

I've gotta get back to flesh!

Jd

Ranks in formation,

for selection inspection.

Mmm, very nice face,

very pretty.

Nice nipple.

Ohhhh, yes, mmm-mmmbh...

Pretty hair, nice, shiny...

What are you doing

to your nipples, zerig?

They look very nice. Very nice.

Face is nice...

Turn around, let's see.

Bend over, let's see.

Oh, yeah, real nice.

Very nice. Nice bottom.

Mmmm, no! No good.

Step forward.

Oh excellent, excellent,

prepare yourself, you'll do.

No, no! Oh!

Jd

Flesh! Flesh!

No! Get away!

Flesh! No! No!

Get away! Get away!

Flesh!

Flesh! Flesh!

Flesh! Nol

jerkoff.

I heard Dale... she's in

some sort of trouble.

Jerkoff, I hear Dale...

She's in some sort of trouble.

Dale!

Get away! Get away!

We're in some sort of pit, doc.

Jd

Here let me try.

Try to get us outta here.

Didn't work.

Stand back, flesh.

Jd

Come on, doc.

There she is, doc.

Good lord, flesh, they're dykes!

Dykes!

Don't any of you

try anything now.

I've got the power pasties and

I know how to use 'em.

You, get back there

with the others.

I know your kind.

Now what were you

doing down here?

What were you doing with Dale?

Get back there!

Jerkoff!

Jd

No, no! You might hit flesh.

Jd

What happened to it, flesh?

An arrow.

A poison tipped arrow, in fact.

Whoever you are,

we owe you our lives.

Nonsense.

I was happy to

do it, for you see...

I'm prince precious,

rightful heir to

the throne of porno.

Years ago this planet

was a veritable paradise,

but wang, a maniacal botanist,

whose organ was devoured

by a crazed penis flytrap,

could not tolerate the existence

of so much pleasure.

And so, banding together

an army of the impotent

and frustrated,

and armed with a small,

but effective, sex ray,

plunged my palace

into carnal chaos,

and took it over, exiling me,

and my few advisors,

to what is now known as

the forest kingdom.

Then you feel that, together,

we might put an end

to wang's savage reign.

And that our new cosmic

friendship might inspire

an everlasting bond

of kindness and love

between the peoples

of this planet and yours.

If there's anything

I can ever do to repay you.

Jd

Stay a while, flesh,

the fun's just beginning.

I'd like to, precious,

but I can't.

I'd better get back to the lab

with doctor jerkoff

and help him work on

the destructo beam.

Come, I'll go with you.

Jd

Oh, flesh, I was just

going to send for you.

What happened, doc?

Any scientist could

tell you, flesh.

Now, the beam is finished

and ready to be tested.

Now, if my calculations

are correct,

one blast from my device

and wang's odious sex ray

will be utterly smashed

to smithereens.

Well, how does it work, doc?

I'll show you.

First, we have to attach

the power pasties.

Let me help you.

Jd

Now, over there is a scale

model of wang's sex ray,

surrounded by an

electromagnesium force field

so impervious,

that were it not for

the energy of queen amora's

power pasties,

we could never hope

to destroy it.

Now, stand back.

Watch this.

- Wow!

- Fantastic, doctor.

That's incredible.

Congratulations. Congratulation.

It works, jerkoff.

It's the eighth

wonder of the world.

I knew it would.

Then all we have to do

is mount it in a ship.

And blow wang's

evil ray to atoms.

Then we can go home,

can't we, flesh?

With good luck,

and good weather, Dale,

we'll be home tomorrow night.

Oh, flesh.

- Let me prepare the ship.

- Yes, yes.

To the ship!

Jd

Your aloneness, the earthmen

have invented a gun,

with which they plan

to destroy our sex ray.

Ah!

I have had enough

of these meddlers!

They have interfered with

the affairs of my regime

for the very last time,

and they will be stopped.

Now, listen carefully.

Jd

Doc, we're getting close

to wang's palace.

Just one more minute,

flesh, I'm almost ready.

Careful!

This device has a delicate

electromagnetic balance.

Any disturbance can

blow us all to atoms!

There it is, jerkoff,

the sex ray.

It's the forest flyer,

sound the alarm!

They've spotted us,

jerkoff, get ready.

Now!

Stop him!

He...

Get him. My pasties!

Jd

Pull the ship up, quick!

Jd

- It's stuck!

- Let me give it a try.

Jd

Flesh, we're doomed!

Jd

We've stopped falling,

what's happened?

We've fallen into

some sort of magnetic beam.

It's drawing us safely down.

But why would wang

want to save us?

He doesn't! Look!

Jd

When last seen, our hapless

heroes were about to be crunched

into oblivion by the perverted

wang's chomping jaws.

Is there no justice on porno?

Jd

Dale, this is yours.

Jd

Dr. jerkoff.

Here's one for you, flesh.

Jd

Dale, are you all right?

I'm all right, flesh.

It's really a shame

about that other guy,

stealing your pasties like that,

and he was my best boy.

What ever happened

to the other fellow?

We only had four parachutes.

Oh.

Jd

Come on, we've

got to get to wang.

Jd

Come on, flesh, let's go!

Hurry up!

Jd

There he goes, after him.

Jd

Your struggles are useless!

You are trapped

and you shall not live!

I have tolerated your feeble

attempts to thwart me

for the very last time!

We have ways of dealing

with you, yankee.

See how you like

my royal flush, earthling!

- What is it?

- The floor!

Oh, no.

Jd

- There used to be one.

- That's it, earthlings.

Goodbye, Gordon. Sweet dreams.

Oh.

Here it comes.

Jd

Bye, bye!

- Nice knowing you, flesh.

- Yes, it was, thank you.

Jd

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your lowness.

Oh-oh, great impotentate,

I have done as you commanded,

and I brought you

the power jewels.

Though the earthmen cannot

now destroy the sex beam,

they're alive and loose in

the palace...

Never mind that,

I have dealt with them already!

Give me the Jewel.

Did the nasty spy

frighten my babies?

Never mind that,

little wangy-pangy is going

to take care of you all.

Wangy favors you with a trinket,

my little peanut-butter cup.

Hmm.

Mmm.

What do you mean it's stuck?

- It's stuck!

- Stuck?

What do you mean, stuck?

Stop!

. Flesh Gordon!

The Jewel, wang!

The Jewel, where is it?

Gimme that Jewel,

or so help me I'll finish

you right here and now!

Let me have him, flesh.

I've been waiting for this

moment for a long time.

The Jewel, wang, where is it?

You guess!

Jd

- Am I gettin' warm?

- Oh, very warm.

- Is it this, flesh?

- No, that's not it.

Jd

Give me that Jewel.

Give me that Jewel

this minute, do ya hear?

Ah, I can't, it's stuck.

What do you mean, it's stuck?

Gimme that Jewel!

I can't!

Idiot, you thought you

could defy me,

but you have yet to tangle

with my rapist robots.

Jd

It's stuck!

Jd

Oh, I wish I had

a picture of this.

Give me that Jewel

this minute, do ya hear?

Flesh!

Jd

What-a-way to go, eh, earthman?

In a flash

of mechanical ecstasy.

Flesh! Flesh!

Flesh!

No! Nol

jd

Fools!

Idiots!

What do you think you're doing?

What-a-way to go, hey, wang?

You have not heard

the last of wang.

Jd

Flesh, come on,

we can't let wang get away.

Never mind wang now,

we have to get the Jewel

and save the earth.

That reminds me...

Oh, I can't, I can't!

Spit it out!

It's stuck!

Jd

A plague, a pox,

a pestilence of storm!

Anything, anything,

oh, great one!

The fate of all evil

rests in your hands!

Arise, arise, and destroy

your enemies,

and avenge the glorious

cause of perversion!

Jd

Ooh, boy.

I just love murder.

Out of my way, you little fart.

Jd

A monster's work is never done.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Mmm-mmm_

Jd

Oh, fuck.

Stop, look...

Listen.

Too late now,

my imbecilic siblings!

The sex ray is too

good for your earth!

I'm going to burn

your fucking planet

to a fucking crisp!

Jd

Watch your back!

Well...

Mmm.

How delightful.

He's got Dale!

Quick jerkoff, use

the destructo beam to kill him!

I dare not, at this

distance there's too great

a risk of hitting Dale.

If only we could get closer.

Wait a minute, we'll

use wang's rocket ship.

Come on.

Jd

Ah, you and I are going

to be good friends.

Coochie.

Jd

And...

Wow.

Well, this is the tower

of murder,

and it's where I hang out.

Oh, oh, no.

Are you having a good time?

Jd

Come on, jerkoff.

Ooh, flesh!

Flesh, save me.

God, it's high.

Jd

Hmm.

Yes, you're incredible.

I wonder how

you'd look in black...

Nylons.

What do you think of that, hmm?

Hmm? Huh?

Oh...

Hmm-hmm.

Jd

I just want

to look at your tits.

There she is, doc.

Jd

Hey, they're getting serious.

Okay, doc, get ready.

Ready, flesh.

Fire!

Doc, you missed!

I know I missed. I'll get him.

Well, I never.

Jd

Up yours, Gordon.

Oh, wow, uhf, pain.

And now, you get...

Yours.

Get away.

My ass.

Pain, humiliation. Hemorrhoids.

Jd

- Dale, are you all right?

- Oh, flesh.

Gordon.

Let's do it fast, flesh!

For this you'll pay.

No one burns my ass

and lives to get laid.

Oh, shit!

Jd

- Goodbye, jerkoff.

- Goodbye, prince.

And Dale.

- Goodbye flesh.

- Precious.

We'll miss you around here.

Don't worry, precious,

I'll be back,

and next time it'll

be a friendly visit.

With wang out of the way and

his terrible regime dispersed,

the universe is once again safe

for democracy and freedom,

and the right

of all due happiness,

each according

to his own personal

religious convictions.

Jd

Goodbye, flesh.

- Goodbye.

- Bye.

- Have a safe journey.

- It's been grand.

- Yes.

We'll see you. Goodbye.

Goodbye, precious.

Be sure and write us.

Take care precious.

- Okay, see ya.

- Be good.

- Bye now.

- So long.

Adios.

Jd

There she is, the earth.

Jd

Oh, flesh, there's no

place like home.

Jd

Flesh Gordon (1974) - full transcript