Fighting with My Family (2019) Movie Script

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If you smell...

What The Rock is cooking!

Oh, my God!

Title's on the line here.

He's going to the top!

He wants to finish

The Rock off!

Oh, no!

- Wait a minute!

- The Rock has done it!

The Rock has done it!

The Rock is back

and on top of the mountain!

- Yes! Yes!

- Rocky!

Rocky!

Rocky! Rocky!

Paige!

I'm watching that!

I wanna watch Charmed.

- No! Give me the remote!

- No!

Give it to me!

- Get off, Zak! Get off!

- Come on! Give it here!

Zak! What the bloody hell

do you think you're doing?

If you really wanna

choke her out,

interlock the fingers.

- Yeah.

- Now pull it tight.

Oh, yeah!

Now she's in trouble.

You feel it?

- You feel it cut...

- What is going on?

He's choking me!

What're you gonna do about it?

Well, hello. Whoa!

- Yeah, yeah, nice.

- That's my girl.

Hey, Saraya.

You don't have to look

pretty today, princess.

Yeah, but she's not just

pretty on the outside, is she?

In there is a heart of gold.

Do anything for anyone.

What are you two

dickheads after?

Babe, I am a girl down

- for the under-18s match.

- No.

I don't wanna be a wrestler.

You would love

the buzz, darling.

It's like coke, crack,

heroin combined.

Have you done coke,

crack, and heroin?

Not combined.

Darling, if I have

to give refunds,

I am buggered

six ways to Sunday.

I need you to do this

for your family.

Do you understand that?

No, Dad, I can't wrestle

some random girl.

- I'll screw it up.

- What if you're wrestling me?

Let's go!

I can't do this, Zak.

It's like a dance,

just follow me.

Okay.

Come on!

Yeah!

Come on, princess!

Come on, darling.

Come on, girl!

You can do it!

- Come on!

Come on, you muppets!

Shut up! Sit down!

Hey.

Quick, her hair!

Shut up!

Hey, don't you come in!

Don't you come in!

- I'm coming in!

- I'll disqualify you!

Get off her throat!

Get off her throat now!

Come on!

All right, I'm gettin' in!

I'm gettin' in!

- Britani! Britani!

- Come on!

Britani! Britani!

- Don't you dare!

- Oh, I will!

Zak attack! Zak attack!

Zak attack!

No! No!

Anything but this!

One!

Two!

Three! That's it!

Come on!

The winners,

Zak Zodiac and Britani!

That's disgusting, Zak!

- It's Dad's, it's not mine!

- Oh, for God's sake!

I'm gonna pound on you,

I swear to God!

Two...

World Wrestling Entertainment,

Hutch Morgan's office.

Hello, my darling. It's

Ricky Knight calling again.

- Ricky...

- Ricky Knight.

I'm calling from the World

Association of Wrestling

out of Norwich.

Where?

Norwich.

It's the mustard capital

of England.

You've heard of England,

innit ya?

You hit Greenland

and take a right.

What's this regarding, sir?

I sent Mr. Morgan

a tape of my kids...

- Zak Zodiac and Britani.

- Hello!

Yeah, well, in the ring,

I'm Britani...

and out of the ring,

I'm Saraya.

That's 'cause in the ring,

I'm Saraya.

You might've heard of me,

Sweet Saraya Knight?

You still there, love?

I am. Mr. Morgan

will contact you if necessary.

Thanks for calling WWE.

Do you know

if he watched the tape?

- She hung up!

- I don't know.

What a dick!

- Wrestling!

- Wrestling?

You wanna come to wrestling?

Wrestling tonight!

Hey! I'm wrestling tonight.

Do you wanna come

to wrestling tonight?

No.

Wrestling? No? Okay.

Excuse me. Do you wanna see

the wrestling? Live wrestling?

I'm fighting tonight.

Do you wanna come watch?

Live wrestling?

Excuse me!

Live wrestling?

Come on!

Shit!

I ain't got nothing!

Why'd you run, then?

You said I needed

to do more cardio.

That's not mine.

What's the plan, Ez, huh?

You wanna deal?

Or do you wanna wrestle?

I wanna wrestle.

Then cut this

crap out, mate,

or I'm done with you.

Okay?

Oh, don't throw that!

That's the same shit

Rihanna smokes.

Wrestling? Live wrestling?

Live wrestling!

Excuse me.

Have you ever been

to see live wrestling?

No.

Well, can I ask why not?

Because I'm not a child.

Or a moron.

You should come.

Yeah, you should see her.

She's really good.

But she's a girl.

Oh, God, is she not?

No, I am.

Is this, like, your costume?

No, this is me.

Wow.

Oh, wait, I know you.

You're from that weird family,

aren't you?

We're not weird.

Yeah, her brother

was on the news.

Didn't he do something mental?

Isn't he in jail?

You should come tonight.

It'll be really fun.

We don't like wrestling.

How do you know

if you've never been?

I've never had

rectal bleeding before,

but I'm pretty sure

I'm not a fan of that.

How about I shove her head

up your arse, and then

we can find out?

Freak!

Doors open at 7:00!

Hey, Zak.

Bring your

daughter to the slaughter

Let her go

Let's go, Cal! Come on!

All right, just

follow the music.

Here, come here.

Thing of beauty.

Right, Sunny, let's go.

Lock up.

Full nelson. Break.

Snapmare. Lovely stuff.

Okay. Mitchie.

Lock up. Full nelson.

Break. Snapmare.

Nice, mate, nice!

Right, Ez, come on,

let's do this.

Lock up.

Full Nelson.

Break.

Ez, have you got a stiffy?

It's not my fault!

It does what it wants!

Yeah, well, tell it not to.

- Just pretend it's not there.

- No!

All right, Ez,

50 press-ups now, mate.

What, for having a stiffy?

No, for getting turned on

by my sister.

- How desperate are you, mate?

- Oh, shut up!

Come on, let's go, let's go!

One, two...

- Till it's gone!

- Three, four, five, six...

- Another stiffy?

- Yeah!

Seven, eight, nine, ten!

Hello, love.

All right.

All right, J.

Understood.

Let me ask him, mate. Hang on.

Listen, Glen wants to know

if you'll take one of these...

in the face.

I don't know. What's it like?

Fine.

Yeah? Stings, innit?

All right.

Glen? Hello, mate.

Yeah, he'll do it.

What?

Seriously?

Hang on, Glen.

Glen wants to know if, uh...

If you'll do one of these...

In the willy.

Ricky, you kidding me, mate?

- Breathe in.

- All right.

When you release it,

- I'll pop it in.

- All right.

- Ready?

- All right.

On three.

One.

It's a unique sensation.

You all right?

- Don't touch me.

- All right.

Hang on, Glen.

- Go on. Yeah.

- Yeah?

Glen? Yeah,

he'll take a bowling ball

in the bollocks.

Ah! Sixty quid?

Glen, mate, you're killing me.

It's not gonna be worth him

making the trip for that.

I don't wanna see that, right?

I don't wanna see that.

Just a nice clean headlock,

straight into position.

Understood?

- Yes, Coach!

- Great, okay!

All right, Cal.

You getting in then, mate?

Oh, no, thanks! I just

come here for the smells.

You're a teenager

and you're blind.

What else are you gonna

do today? Listen to porn?

Calum!

Calum! Calum! Calum!

- There we go!

- Yes, Calum!

All right, seriously,

how's he gonna wrestle?

No idea.

What did we do

last night, babe?

Four hundred.

Bloody hell.

If things don't pick up soon,

I'm gonna have to go

back to thieving.

I don't care how

desperate things get,

you're not going

back to thieving.

You're not.

Zak can do it.

Raya can go on the game.

We're gonna be all right.

- One, two...

- Yeah.

...three and turn.

One, two, three and turn.

Oh, can me and Courtney

have a word?

- Yeah. Sure.

- Great.

I'm not asking us to bow

and scrape or nothing.

I'm just saying...

Courtney's parents

are a bit...

- You know, what's the word?

- Posh?

Classy!

Her dad's teetotal.

So am I.

Yeah, but he's teetotal

out of choice, Dad.

Not 'cause he's an alcoholic.

La-di-da.

You want us to make

a good impression.

- Yes.

- Yeah?

- A good impression how?

- Well, can he put a shirt on?

A shirt on?

How bloody posh are they?

That's another thing.

Courtney's dad,

he don't swear apparently.

So, let's just keep

the effing and jeffing

down to a minimum, please.

Oh, unbelievable!

Who is her dad?

The Archbishop of shitting...

Kent?

What did I just say?

Raya, help me out.

Look, he wants to make

a good impression...

because Courtney's great,

and he loves her...

and he respects her...

And he got her up the duff.

I didn't get her up the duff.

It's known as

an unplanned pregnancy.

All pregnancies

are unplanned, son.

Whatever happens tonight...

it will never be as bad

as when you went on in

King's Lynn

wearing his shorts.

Oh, yeah, your little

willy fell out.

Little?

Why would you say little?

Big enough to get

Courtney up the duff.

Ugh. That is gross.

Look, for Courtney's sake...

let's all just try

and act a little bit normal.

- All right.

- Okay.

Dad?

Yes, I will behave.

Thank you.

May I just say my husband

and I are delighted

to finally make

your acquaintance.

Absolutely, and likewise.

Courtney tells us that

you're all, uh, wrestlers.

- Yeah, whole family.

- Yup. Yes, we are.

Whole family of wrestlers.

And our half-brother, Roy.

So, what sort of people

enjoy wrestling?

That's a good question.

I mean, it's all fake

anyway, isn't it?

Come again?

It's not fake, it's fixed.

Yeah, if it was fake,

would I have broken

half the parts

of my body deaf?

His left leg bends both ways.

Well, that's nothing.

You should see his cock.

Mum.

Sorry.

Penis, you should

see his penis.

Have you got

another question or...

I can, yes.

How did you

get into wrestling?

It's quite a romantic story.

We like

romantic stories, so...

Oh, right, well,

you'll like this one.

Well, when I met Rick, I was

thinking of killing meself.

Pills.

I was homeless, abused, living

on the street, you know.

Yep.

I myself had done

eight years in prison.

Prison?

What was that for?

- Mainly violence.

- Mainly violence, yeah.

Bit of armed robbery.

You know?

Anyway, I came back

to the flat one night,

and there was, uh, guns...

money on the table,

everything.

- Sorry, there was guns and...

- Money.

- Guns and money, right.

- Yeah.

Done a job, hadn't you?

And I looked at him...

The look said, essentially...

"Ricky, turn your back

on crime.

Otherwise, I'm gonna

turn my back on you."

- And he did.

- That's what I did.

Never looked back.

Some people find

religion, but wrestling...

We found wrestling, didn't we?

It was our salvation.

We found each other and all.

Yeah.

It's a tale as old

as time itself, babe.

Hmm.

Oh.

Mum.

Not this now, please.

I'll get it.

Hello?

Can I put you

on speaker for a second?

Yeah, hang on.

- Who is it?

- I don't know.

- Go ahead.

- Am I speaking to Zak

- and Britani?

- Yeah.

My name is Hutch Morgan.

I'm calling from WWE.

We were very impressed

by your tape.

In April, we're bringing

SmackDown to the O2 in London.

And we'd like both of you to

come down and try out for us.

Hello?

They'd be

very happy to accept.

Good. And we

already have a Britani,

so just think

of an alternative name.

Yeah, sure, okay.

Thank you so much!

Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

Thank you very much, sir.

Oh, my God!

WWE!

Oh, my God!

Zak, they want us!

I told you, I told you!

It was a given.

Sorry, what is the WWE?

Say what?

He is

the greatest professional

athlete in the world today!

Austin 3:16 says

I just whipped your ass!

Turn it sideways

and stick it straight up

your candy ass!

That is extraordinary

flexibility

from that young lady.

Austin, face first...

Never seen a reaction

to anybody

like this since the Beatles!

Because

the champ is here!

For a wrestler,

it don't get bigger

than the WWE.

And to be WWE champion...

- Oh...

- It's the pinnacle. Okay?

It's something that

we have wished for

since we first

stepped in the ring.

And Zak's got it

all worked out.

We'd get a big villa

in Florida.

With a nursery,

of course.

Nice big playroom,

swimming pool.

I'll live next door,

so I can babysit whenever.

And when they come back

as Superstars,

we'll have full houses

every night.

We'll be shifting

a ton of merchandise.

You should buy shares in this.

No, seriously.

I've got the paperwork here,

if you wanna have a gander.

Dad, not now.

All right.

Do you think

you're likely to get in?

Will he get in?

I've been training this one

since before he had fur

on his bollocks.

Sorry, love, ball bag.

You should see

Raya in the ring.

She's like a beautiful

ballet dancer.

The biggest thrill I get

is when people say,

"She reminds me of you."

These tryouts,

are they very taxing?

Oh, yeah.

It's like The Hunger Games,

you know.

My other boy, Roy...

he did it a few years ago,

actually.

So he's in America now?

No, no. He's, um...

He's in prison.

When Roy didn't get signed,

he didn't take it too well.

He started drinking,

picking fights.

He threw a chunk of tarmac

at a bloke's head

and put him in a coma.

Look. Zak's not Roy.

And he's gonna make

you and Courtney

the most proud people

in the world.

I know this

'cause he's my brother.

You can trust me.

My name's Zak Zodiac.

When I was three years old...

I could name

every WWE wrestler

just by looking at his boots.

Zak Zodiac.

Every wrestler

just by looking at his boots.

When I was three years old,

I could name...

You all right?

All right. What's wrong?

I know when you're lying.

This is our shot, Zak.

I know.

But what if I screw up?

You won't.

Come on. You're gonna

smash it tomorrow.

How do you know?

Because you're a Knight.

Wrestling's in your blood.

That's not good. That makes

it sound like hepatitis.

Yeah, it is.

We're riddled with wrestling.

And there's no cure.

Okay?

Okay.

Tryouts that way?

We're here for the tryout.

- We're here for the tryouts.

- Yeah. Yeah, that way.

Great.

Sorry. We're here for

the tryouts. Tryouts that way?

- They're downstairs.

- Great. Thank you.

Whoa!

So cool.

Can you imagine it?

20,000 people

just shouting your name.

Zodiac! Zodiac! Zodiac!

Just insane.

Whoa!

- Sorry about that.

- Sorry, mate.

Dick me dead,

bury me pregnant.

That's

a good pick-up line.

- Zak Zodiac, mate.

- What's up, Zak?

What an honor

to meet you, mate.

- Oh, thanks, Zak.

- Yeah,

- yeah, Zak, Zak. Yeah.

- Cool.

- This is my sister, Saraya.

- We're huge fans.

- Thank you so much.

- Since we were kids.

Yeah, we've been fans

since you had hair.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, it's a choice.

A damn good one, too.

- Yeah, no, it looks good.

- It looks great, fantastic.

See you guys.

Rock, Rock, Rock!

Yo.

What's happening? Are you

getting back in the ring?

- You wrestling again?

- Uh, no. No, no, no.

I'm just shooting a movie

here in London...

and I'm gonna

surprise the crowd tonight.

Gonna electrify.

Don't tell anybody.

- No, no.

- No.

All right, see you guys.

- Rock, Rock, Rock!

- Hey.

We're wrestlers

as well, actually.

We're actually doing

the tryouts today.

Oh, cool.

Our whole family wrestle.

WAW, up in Norwich.

You've probably heard of it.

Uh, no.

No?

Actually,

whilst you're here...

He should come

to one of our shows!

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

We could

get you tickets...

Half-price, probably.

Half-price?

I'll text Mango Pete,

get him on the list.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Do you need a plus-one?

Uh, that's awesome.

Thank you for the invite.

I don't think I'll be

able to make it, though.

Good luck

with your tryout. Okay.

- Thanks.

- Thanks, mate.

Rock, Rock, Rock!

Yes, Zak.

What advice would you give us?

If we wanna...

Win over the crowd.

If we wanna...

If we wanna be the next you.

- What are your names again?

- My name is...

It doesn't matter

what your names are!

You walk around here

interrupting The Rock.

You, like you haven't seen

the sun in 20 years!

You, like you just

stepped out of Oliver Twist!

Please, sir, may I have

some more advice, sir?

You want some advice?

Here's The Rock's advice!

Shut your mouth!

What you want! What you want!

How about what The Rock wants?

The Rock wants you to go

out there, take no prisoners,

have no regrets, have no fear!

Lay it all out on the line!

Because if you

don't do that...

The Rock is gonna find

your friend Mary Poppins.

He's gonna take her umbrella.

Yeah, he's gonna

shine it up real nice.

He's gonna turn

that sumbitch sideways

and stick it straight up

your candy asses!

There's your advice!

Straight out

of the Jabroni-beating,

pie-eating, trailblazing,

eyebrow-raising...

entertaining the globe,

never hotter...

talking to two rejects

from Harry Potter!

So that's how you

win over the crowd.

Yeah.

Even though this

crazy wrestling world

is a fictionalized world...

The fans know 1,000%

if you're not being real.

All right? That guy just now,

that was The Rock.

The Rock is me.

Dwayne Johnson...

Just with the volume

turned way up,

the treble adjusted, the bass.

Same guy.

So don't worry about

being the next me.

Be the first you.

Hey! Are you two here

for the tryouts?

- Yeah.

You can't just hang out

with The Rock.

What are you,

Make-A-Wish kids?

Let's go!

Better go.

- Thanks, mate!

- Yeah!

- Thanks, Dwayne!

- You got it!

That was The Rock!

Insane, insane.

Come on, let's go.

To be a WWE Superstar,

you have to have two things.

Number one,

you gotta have the skills

and number two,

you have to have the spark.

Now, skills,

that's obvious, right?

You gotta be able to wrestle.

The spark, well...

That's the magic dust.

It's what the audience

falls in love with.

It's why they buy your poster.

It's why they

come back every week.

It's why they chant your name.

It's why they buy

a six-inch

action figure of you.

Do you see yourself

as a six-inch action figure?

Yeah. Yes, I do.

I see myself as WWE Champion.

Ding, ding, ding!

Bingo, guys!

That's exactly right. That's

called a great attitude.

And that's a big plate of yes.

That is one of the biggest

requirements

that you have to have

to be a WWE Superstar.

And you don't have

any of the other things.

But the attitude's the one

thing you're in control over

and the attitude's the one

thing that you have.

Name.

Zak Zodiac.

Sounds a little bit like

a dancer at a male strip club.

Why do you wanna wrestle?

I wanna be a wrestler because

since I was three years old...

I could name

every single WWE wrestler

just by looking

at their boots.

And I've wanted to be

one ever since.

I'm passionate,

I'm determined...

And I'm the toughest

bastard in any room...

Including this one.

Oh, probably shouldn't swear,

not when there's

ladies present.

Sorry, miss. Sorry about that.

Miss, what's your name?

Saraya.

No, sorry, Britani.

Do you not remember your name?

No, I do. It's just

they asked me to change it.

Do you remember

what you changed it to?

- Yeah.

- Okay, that's good.

What is it?

Uh, Paige.

As a wrestling name, Paige?

Yeah.

Paige feels a little more

like she might work

at the perfume counter

at the mall...

Like, "Do you want

a free sample?"

No, Paige is the name

of a witch

from a TV show that I like.

So you liked the name off

the show and then you took it?

Yeah.

Nobody's gonna pay to watch

a timid little

British girl wrestle.

Yeah, well, not all

British girls are timid.

Just like not all Americans

are arrogant wankers.

Just saying.

Why do you wanna

wrestle, Paige?

Been wrestling since I was 13.

My whole family wrestles.

But why do you wanna wrestle?

Been wrestling since I was 13.

My whole family wrestles.

But why do you wanna wrestle?

Um...

It's an escape, isn't it?

From the real world.

And when I'm in that ring

with my family,

working together,

flowing together...

It feels like the world

just disappears.

And I sort of feel like

I belong somewhere.

She showed us her heart.

And I wanna vomit.

You, who got you dressed?

The whole thing

was your thing?

- That's your salad?

- Yeah. Yeah.

That's what you mixed up

in a bowl?

- Yeah, I like it.

- Okay.

Do you know what a push-up is?

Come on, guys.

Pace, pace, pace!

Who knew? A leopard

in sheikh's clothing.

Cupid's Arrow!

You need to play everything

out more, all right?

Sell your snaps harder, okay?

Shot, kick, bulldog.

- Ready?

- Yeah, good one.

Nice finisher.

Is that your move?

Yeah, Zak Attack.

You dick.

Give yourselves

a big hand, everybody.

That was a tremendous amount

of energy and effort...

and I want to thank

all of you for that.

It takes a lot of courage

to put yourself out there

and I respect that.

If I call your name,

please step forward.

That means you will be coming

with me to Florida,

where you will join

NXT Developmental.

At which point, we will assess

whether or not

you get to go on to the WWE.

If I do not call your name,

then this is the end

of the line for you.

Paige.

Thank you all very much.

Well done.

This isn't right.

Raya.

You have

to take my brother.

Excuse me?

No one deserves this more than

Zak. Why didn't you pick him?

99% of the people

don't get picked.

He was running rings

around those other guys!

We're not looking

for ring runners.

No, wait. You have to explain

why you didn't pick him!

I don't have

to explain anything.

I wish you the best, son.

But this is the end

of the line for you.

If he's not going,

neither am I.

- Raya, don't be stupid, okay?

- Is that a threat?

- Yes.

- No.

You know, thousands of people

apply for this opportunity

every week.

Now, I'm gonna give you

ten seconds

to let me know

that you want it.

Not without Zak.

Coach, she wants this.

Don't listen to her.

Raya, let's just leave it.

Come on!

Five.

Raya.

Four.

You're not just doing this

for you, Raya, are you?

You're doing it

for the family.

Three.

- Two.

- Yeah, okay, I want this.

See you in Florida.

Well?

They didn't take me.

But...

my little sister just became

the first 18-year-old

English girl,

to be signed by the WWE!

Champagne!

Ez, oi, go down

to the corner shop,

nick a bottle

of champagne. Go on.

This is so exciting!

- You all right?

- Oh, yeah, of course. Fine.

Well done, Raya.

Attaboy.

Suits you, that.

Remember when we made these?

Yeah, of course.

Take your bag down, yeah?

Yeah, please. Thanks.

Come on. Chop-chop.

In the van.

I'm not gonna be able

to make it to the airport.

What're you talking about?

Just got some things

I need to do.

Your sister's

going to America.

Yeah, I know.

Just can't get out of it.

It's fine. If he's busy.

All right.

Sorry, I just

got things to do.

I get it. It's cool.

All right, well then...

Good luck with it all.

Good luck with the baby.

Yeah, yeah. Cheers.

Okay.

Don't cry.

Huh?

At the airport.

You know what Mum's like.

If you're crying,

she'll start crying

and then you're not gonna

wanna go, are you?

So just put your hood up,

don't look back.

Okay.

- Bye.

Oh, God.

Come on.

You're all right. Be strong.

I really wish Zak

was coming with me.

Yeah, we all do, love.

Can you take care of him?

He'll be all right.

He's the tough one

of the family.

When I was living on

the streets, I didn't think...

I'd be lucky enough

to have kids.

Let alone one with the talent

to get bloody rich and famous.

You go get it, baby, okay.

You're amazing.

You're absolutely amazing.

You're gonna be a star, babe.

Okay, I'm gonna go.

- Go on.

- Don't go.

- I love you. I love you.

- Proud of you, babe.

Bye, Raya.

Love you, Ray.

Love you, babe.

I love you, princess.

We're proud

of you, darling.

Come on, babe.

Love you!

We're gonna miss you!

You're gonna be amazing.

Hey.

- NXT?

- Uh, yeah, hi.

- Us, too. How's it going?

- Good.

I'm all right.

Long flight. Tired. Hi.

- Oh, I'm Kirsten.

- Hi.

- Hi, I'm Jeri-Lynn. Hi.

- Oh. Hi.

- Hey, I'm Madison.

- Hi. I'm Saraya.

No, Britani. Wait, Paige.

I love your accent.

You sound

like a Nazi in a movie.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

I love

that. Say something else.

Like what?

Uh, anything.

Here. Read something.

Okay.

Uh...

"The sudden fire claimed

the lives of five orphans."

I love it.

"The charred remains

of the children

could only be identified

from dental records."

- So sexy, right?

- So sexy.

I am so jealous

of you right now.

Thank you.

Welcome.

Well, this is where

we assess you...

and see whether or not

you get to go on to WWE.

Look to your left.

To your right.

Before you leave Orlando,

at least one of you

will be a stripper.

How many of you wanna be

on the WWE main roster?

Yes, Coach!

Would you like to be

WWE World Champion?

Yes, Coach!

What I'm determined

to find out is,

do you want it bad enough...

to push your ass

past what you think

you're physically capable of?

Yes, Coach!

There's two ways out.

Either I cut you,

or you ask for the horn.

Because you know

that you got yourself

in over your head.

All you gotta do is squeeze

it, makes it all stop.

- Would you like the horn?

- No, Coach!

- You.

- No, Coach.

- Anybody want the horn?

- No, Coach!

Good! Welcome to the suck.

Let's have some fun.

Go!

Set!

Keep moving, guys.

Keep moving.

Down!

Up!

Down!

Bump! And again!

- Squeeze the horn and go home!

- No, Coach!

- Squeeze the horn!

- No!

I ain't goin' back

Till the bottle runs dry

I ain't goin' back

Till the car gets high

I ain't goin' back

If I do shake your hand,

that means this is

the end of the line for you.

Thank you for your time.

I'll see the rest

of you tomorrow.

Barry's gone.

Take the wrist.

Swing under and take the head.

Good. And again. Come on.

Push, push!

Okay, dig deep!

Get on your feet.

Are we done here?

All right,

go to the locker room.

Come on, Paige.

Push it, push it up.

What if you gotta do

a belly-to-back suplex

and lift someone?

You can't lift them,

you drop them

on their head.

You'll break their neck.

You'll give me a shit-ton

of paperwork.

I hate paperwork.

I can barely write, Paige.

Push it!

Keep going! Nice, big,

long push, Courtney!

Come on! Good girl.

Come on!

A nice, long, deep push.

Good morning,

wrestling nerds.

Good morning, Coach!

Welcome to promo class.

Now, as you all know,

wrestling is storytelling.

It is soap opera in spandex.

Good versus evil.

Babyface versus heel.

We do a lot

of our storytelling

in the ring with wrestling...

but equally as important,

you must be able

to storytell on the mic.

This is an essential part

of being able

to get over with the fans.

This is your opportunity

to let them know who you are.

Tell them what you're about.

The WWE can put you

on the main roster...

but only the fans

can keep you there.

Who wants to go first?

My name is Jeri-Lynn.

And I may look like

the girl next door...

but underneath this

is a firecracker.

And I am going to blow you...

- Excuse me?

- ...out of the water!

My 10-year-old just

asked me some questions

I don't wanna answer.

- Let's put it together.

- Yeah.

- Let's keep it one.

- Of course.

My name is Augustus Heights.

- Augustus?

- Augustus Heights.

Are you a polo player?

- Uh, no.

- Are you gonna

- come out in full polo garb?

- No.

How did you come up

with Augustus Heights?

It's my name.

- Is it really?

- Yeah.

Okay, let's go again.

My name is Augustus Heights.

Are you a guy who's going

to inherit a beer company?

No.

Let's come up

with a wrestling name.

Augustus Heights

feels like a guy

who's gonna politely

ask me for some butter.

My name is Paige.

And I am all the rage.

Girls wanna be me.

Guys wanna get to know me.

May sound like bragging,

but it ain't if it's true.

It ain't about the size

of the dog in the fight...

it's about the size

of the fight in the dog.

And this dog

is about to bite hard!

I love it.

Yeah?

When I heard it 20 years ago.

Those are like lines

you could get off a Dixie cup.

Well, people liked it

in Norwich, so...

Yeah, but here

they have cable,

and running water,

and electricity...

and they would've heard

their 5-year-old brother...

use it at a dinner table.

You go out and you take that

in front of

a live crowd here...

it's like throwing a pork chop

to a bunch of hyenas.

They're gonna chew you up.

You gotta find something

that's specific to you.

Something that only

you can say.

All right, let's go. Next.

My name is Nick Barnes.

For those of you who don't

know me, let me fill you in.

Where I come from...

...you have to work hard

to get what you want.

But what I see here is a bunch

of lazy wannabe wrestlers.

- I say, do it!

- Do it? Yeah?

All right.

Go for Hutch.

Hello, Mr. Morgan?

It's Zak Zodiac calling again.

Just wanted to check up

on the tape.

We reviewed your tape,

and we were

all very impressed.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, thank you.

That means a lot. Thank you.

But the, uh,

answer is still no.

Could I speak to someone else,

please, sir?

Someone higher up maybe.

I'm afraid not.

Sir, I don't think

you understand. Um...

You see,

this is my dream, this.

I do understand.

No, no, you don't.

Look, I have a kid now, sir,

and I've made

my girlfriend promises.

We're looking

for something you don't have.

What's that, then?

Something extra.

- Something extra?

- A spark.

I have that. I've got that

in buckets, mate.

No, you don't.

Yes, I do. I do.

No, you don't.

And what? But my sister does?

Let it go, son.

Please, please don't do this.

All right. Don't do this.

Let it go.

I can't. I can't let it go

because this is all

I can do, right?

Then you'll have

to find something else.

- Goodbye.

- I...

Jesus...

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

Are you okay?

You're supposed to pull it,

not actually kick me

in the ovaries.

I'm sorry.

Okay. Doesn't matter.

Let's go again.

Oh, my...

I'm so sorry.

- What was that?

- It was a mistake.

Yeah, no, I know wrestlers

that are paralyzed

from mistakes.

Where did you wrestle before?

I didn't.

So, what did you do?

I was a model.

Okay, um...

Right. You need to look at me

so I know when to move.

Okay.

- Oh, my God!

- Jesus!

What happened?

She slapped her.

Like a for-real slap.

No. It was a receipt.

- Looked like a slap.

- It's called a receipt.

You botch a move,

you get a receipt.

- All right, apologize.

- For what?

Receipts are important.

It teaches you not to make

the same mistake twice.

We don't give receipts here.

I said apologize.

Well, you should. They'd

pick things up a lot quicker.

When I was learning,

I got loads of receipts

from my brother.

This isn't some inbred,

backyard wrestling unit.

This is the NXT.

We don't do the receipt stuff

around here.

So, if I ask you to apologize

or do anything else,

I expect you to do it.

I was just teaching her

how to...

Paige, I just asked you

to apologize!

I'm sorry.

It's fine.

All right. Get back at it.

You okay?

Yeah.

You wanna switch up?

Yeah, yeah,

I'll switch in.

I miss

you all so much.

I just lie awake, thinking

about what you're all doing.

I haven't even met Caden yet!

You ain't missing much,

just shitting and pissing.

How's

the training, love?

It's really hard.

I mean,

it's meant to be hard.

If it was easy, any

poor bastard could do it.

What's

your competition like?

Hmm. All the other

girls are gorgeous.

Yeah, they've probably

been chosen

for their looks, unlike you.

- Thanks, Mum.

- No, I don't mean that, do I?

I just mean that WWE,

they take on models

and cheerleaders and girls

that just wanna get famous

jiggling their

tits and their ass.

They don't have girls with

wrestling experience like you.

You're gonna blow them

out of the water.

Maybe.

Ever since we

announced you'd been signed...

it has gone absolutely

mental over here.

We are selling

a ton of merchandise.

What merchandise?

Who's that?

- It's you, innit?

- You.

Who's making them?

Are you running a sweatshop?

It is not a sweatshop!

Nah, in a sweatshop,

you get paid.

All right,

no more rice for you, huh?

Hey, babe...

number one best-selling item.

Ho-ho.

Signed picture.

But who's signing them?

Who do you think? I got RSI.

Yeah, but that is

from wanking, not writing.

Wait. Guys, "Paige"

should have an "I" in it.

Should it?

Puh, ah... Ah, yeah.

Yeah. It doesn't matter.

None of our fans

can read anyway.

Listen, I had a brainwave

about the Christmassacre.

Zak Zodiac versus the WWE's...

- Paige!

I don't know, Dad.

I'm not sure.

You're gonna win.

The fans will love it.

What do you think, Zak?

Zak loves the idea! We sold

a lot of tickets, babe.

Wait, you sold tickets?

Without telling me?

We're telling you now.

Look at that. Look at that!

That's all you.

You should be proud.

You're doing that

for your family.

Now, imagine you get

on the main roster. Huh?

We'll make millions!

What if I don't get

on the main roster?

What? Don't talk

like that, darling.

Look, you just work hard,

yeah? Keep focused.

We're all proud of you.

We believe in you.

Yeah. Bye, babe.

- Love you, Raya! We love you!

- Bye.

Bye! Love you!

He's not

the smartest cookie.

Yeah, he's been dropped

on his head too many times.

Hey!

I just wanted

to explain the receipt.

I got a bit nervous,

because Kirsten...

up until a few months ago,

she was just a model.

Sometimes,

WWE, they hire girls...

who just wanna

jiggle their tits and ass

and get famous, basically.

Like cheerleaders, models,

dancers, whatever.

I was a model.

Ah, right.

Cheerleader.

Cool.

Well, at least you're

not dancers.

I'm...

See you later!

Ladies and gentlemen...

...we are NXT!

And the future is now!

Introducing

to the WWE Universe

for the very first time...

Madison!

Please welcome Jeri-Lynn!

Welcome Kirsten!

I love you, Kirsten!

All the way from the UK...

Paige!

Yeah, this is

what I paid for,

three hot chicks

and my dead grandmother.

Look on the bright side.

At least

she's not in a bikini.

And now it's time for the WWE

Divas Promo Challenge!

My name is Kirsten.

And I'm the future of NXT.

And the future looks good!

But what can I say

about Paige?

Where's your black cat?

I could say, I'm gonna

rearrange your teeth.

Ooh!

But you're British,

I'd be doing you a favor!

Now, the world

can be a very dark place.

That's why people

want sunshine and glamour.

Which is why I'm gonna stick

your broomstick up your butt

and fly you home to Hogwarts!

What you got?

Come on, Ozzy Osbourne!

Sing something!

Speak! The power

of Christ compels you!

We can't hear you!

You just suck!

Freak!

Yeah, gonna have to

get used to it, though.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, absolutely.

Hey, you okay?

Mmm-hmm.

Jesus Christ, Zak!

Hello! You've reached Zak.

Please leave a message.

Zak's here, Zak's here!

Y'all, let's go, let's go.

All right, let's go.

Come on! Let's do this!

What's going on?

Why'd he just leave like that?

Dude?

Guys, we're not wrestling.

I take it

we're not wrestling today.

Yeah.

- Hey!

Hey!

You're blonde!

Yeah.

Thought I'd

change it up a bit.

Who did it?

I did it myself.

- Really?

- Last night, yeah.

- Right on.

- Nice!

And you're so tan!

I did that myself, too.

- Looks so natural.

- Nice!

It's good to change it up.

- Yeah.

- Sometimes, I wanna do that.

Did someone break up with you?

No.

Whatever.

Well, should we load up?

Yeah!

Yeah, we'll go get a seat.

This is our last day

before the holiday!

I'm not gonna have

your asses for a week!

So, please, show me

that you wanna be here!

Fight for it!

Come on!

Get her out of the ring!

Let me see

how bad you want it!

Next group up!

Don't be shy with those!

You wanna headline

WrestleMania.

You wanna be Divas Champion,

then show me!

All right, come on, ladies!

Here we go! Look who got

a makeover to come in last!

Come on! You look

like a snow leopard!

Thank God for

the camouflage pants

so the hunters can't see you

in the sand!

Flip the tire three times!

Three times!

Come on, English, let's go!

That's two. Come on.

How're you gonna flip a girl

five nights

a week in a ring...

if you can't even flip

a vulcanized rubber circle?

Oh, shit! I can't!

I can't...

Put yourself

out of your misery.

Next group up!

Bar's been lowered!

I don't even know

if I wanna be here anymore.

Talk about me again

behind my back...

and I swear I'll give you

more than a receipt.

I wasn't talking about you.

You are so fake.

- No one was talking about you.

- Oh, my God.

- I saw you!

- We weren't talking about you!

What, do you think I'm stupid?

I've been sat right there

just watching you!

We're talking about her.

Who is she?

My daughter...

who I haven't seen in four

months because I'm here...

putting up with your shit,

so she can have a better life.

I didn't know

you had a daughter.

No, you don't know

anything about me.

Or them, or about our lives,

or why we're here.

Well, you never told me.

You never asked.

Why would you?

We're just

tits and ass, right?

Well,

the girls took a vote.

You're the homecoming queen.

Thanks.

How do you think

this ends for you?

On the main roster.

Divas Champion.

You realize that today

was about proving

that you deserve that.

Right?

I'll start proving myself

when you put me

with real wrestlers.

Wrestlers like my brother.

Your brother's a journeyman.

- No.

- Yes.

- No!

- There are stars...

and there's journeymen

who take the hits...

that make the stars look good.

And your brother's

a journeyman.

He's the punching bag.

He's the guy with the bad

shorts with no fanfare.

No, you bring him here...

I bring him out here

and then what?

We put him on the road

for 200 days a year?

He's chasing fame that's

never gonna come to him?

His wife starts screwing

the garbage man

'cause he's never around?

His kid can't remember

his face, and for what?

Maybe he'd get a shot

at a pay-per-view event.

And he would try so hard

to make an impression...

he'd probably let

a real star...

throw him off a 30-foot cage

onto a concrete floor.

Have his shoulder bone...

just kinda splice right

through his rotator cuff...

tear it clean in half.

And then the doctor would say,

"That's it. Your

wrestling career is over."

But why quit then?

He wouldn't stop.

So then the wife would

leave him and take the kid.

And then, he would just keep

chasing the pipe dream...

until he'd end up

4,000 miles away

from anyone

that ever loved him.

He'd be bitter,

and he'd be mean.

And he'd be all by himself...

just wishing that, God,

he could get his kid

to return his phone call.

Is that the life that you want

for your brother?

No, I know that

wouldn't happen to Zak.

I didn't think

that would happen to me.

We didn't sign your brother.

And we shouldn't

have signed you.

You're weak in your body...

and your spirit's weak.

You think it's tough now.

This is only gonna get harder.

You should go home.

Wrestle with your family

and be happy.

That's how this ends for ya.

It's gonna be

four grand up, love.

There's a big buzz about

the Christmassacre, you know.

I'm thinking

that I might have to do

maybe two nights, babe,

if you can hang around.

Bloody hell!

Look at that tan!

Willy Wonka called, he needs

you back at the factory.

Hi, Mum.

Come here, baby!

- Who made you do all that?

- Huh?

- All of that.

- No one.

- It's America, it's different.

- Right.

Anyway, how's Caden?

How's Courtney?

- Caden's beautiful, yeah.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- And how's Zak?

- Yeah, no, Zak's good.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, he's good.

- Okay.

Hey!

- Hey.

- You all right?

- How you doing?

Yeah, good, yeah, good.

How are you?

Yeah, well...

I tried calling you

loads of times, but...

Yeah, my phone's

probably been off. Caden...

Been working a ton.

Oh, okay.

How is the States?

Uh...

Yeah, I've been wanting

to talk to you

about that, actually.

Um...

I'm not gonna go back.

It's harder than we ever

thought it would be.

And I... I can't do it.

I was hoping you could help me

tell Mum and Dad

about it later.

- Yeah. Yeah, sure.

- Ho, ho, ho!

Thanks.

Please welcome...

the reigning WAW Champion...

the unstoppable,

the untamable...

Zak Zodiac!

And for one night only,

in the flesh...

the next great star

of the WWE...

All the way from America...

Your homecoming queen,

and my baby girl!

Paige!

- Yeah, Paige!

- We love you, Paige!

All right. Let's go.

Bit of back and forth.

You get the better of her.

Last minute,

you smash him up. Yeah?

- Good, let's go. Yeah?

- Mmm-hmm.

You ready? Ring the bell!

- Come on, baby girl!

- Come on, Paige!

Come on, girl!

Yeah.

Zak, come on.

- Zak!

- Get out, Zak!

What's he doing?

What?

- Zak!

Hey!

Go easy, would you?

You're going too hard.

No, no, no! Zak, no! Don't!

- Ref, get involved!

- I'm warning ya!

- She's fine, she's fine!

- Ease up on her.

Come on, Raya, get up!

Daddy, I don't know

what he's doing.

Big smile, Raya. Big smiles.

Yeah!

- One!

- Yes!

- Two!

- Three!

- No! Two!

- No, three!

- That was two.

- Get up, Paige!

- Zak, get off me!

- No, no, no!

Let me down, Zak!

- Don't you dare!

- No!

Zak! No!

- One!

- Zak!

- Two!

- Let me up!

Three!

- Shut up!

- Raya, you all right?

What was that?

Slam me three times!

Is that a joke?

- Zak?

- Oi, dickhead!

You could've broken her neck!

She was in the ring, too.

She's a big girl.

Give her shit.

She does what she's told!

She follows the script!

Does she?

Shut up, Zak.

Well, you wanted my help

telling them.

- Let's tell 'em.

- No, shut up!

- What is going on?

- Nothing. It's fine.

Look, babe.

- You ain't pregnant, are ya?

- No, I'm not pregnant, Dad.

- I will hit the roof.

- No, I'm not pregnant!

- It's fine.

- She's quitting.

- What?

- You prick.

You're welcome.

Wait.

You what?

Raya, I'm confused.

Is he... Is he joking?

No, I can't do it.

Of course, you can do it.

No, I wake up...

I work out, I train...

I come home, I can't sleep.

And then we do it

all again the next day.

I'm really lonely

and I have no friends.

Yeah, life of a wrestler.

Get a cat!

No, Dad, I don't wanna be

4,000 miles away.

I wanna be here,

I wanna be with my family.

You're doing this

for your family!

Yeah, I thought

Zak would be there.

Well, he ain't there!

He bollocksed it up!

So did Roy!

I'm not letting you

bollocks it up and all!

I'm not going back!

You are going back

to the States,

if I have to

drag you there myself!

You're an alchie ex-con, Dad!

They're not gonna let you in!

- Oi, you watch your mouth!

- You... Stay!

Raya.

Raya, wait. Come here.

I know it's hard, okay? I do.

But you cannot give this

opportunity up. It's massive.

You're gonna regret it.

And it's what you've

always wanted.

Yeah? Or is it

what you've always wanted?

What do you mean?

Mum.

You named me

after your own ring name.

Go away.

Ray, Courtney rang.

Your brother's not come home.

If you don't wanna go back

to America,

we're not gonna make you.

Shut up!

Has everyone gone mad?

If she gets on the main

roster, she is set for life.

- She is, or you are?

- All of us!

Jesus Christ!

You want me to go back

to robbing banks

- to feed this family?

- What family?

Our daughter's miserable,

one son's in prison,

the other one's hanging on

by a thread.

Zak is fine!

Would you get your thick head

out of your fat ass?

He's not fine!

We're out looking for Zak!

If you have to go back

to robbing banks

to feed this family, so be it.

'Cause at this rate, we ain't

gonna have one to feed.

Dad?

- What, babe?

- Dad, that's Zak's car.

That's his car, right there.

I ain't joking.

These builders...

they said they're gonna

take about a month.

How long they been there?

Come on, how long?

Six, seven weeks.

Every week,

they boost the prices, though.

They need this,

they need that.

A little bit of extra dough

for this...

Hey!

Oi!

What're you doing, mate?

What?

You just stuck your elbow out.

No, I didn't.

You calling me a liar?

No, I'm calling you a wanker.

I didn't hear that.

Then you're a deaf wanker

as well.

Come on, then!

Let's get him!

Come on, then!

Come on! Come on, then!

Come on!

Hey!

That is enough! Let's go.

It's done.

That's Ricky Knight.

Silly sod!

Yeah, that's enough.

It is enough!

Zak!

Mum, it's fine.

We've got it. It's fine.

Silly bugger,

what're you doing? Come here!

Where you going?

Zak!

Yeah, you're right.

He's fine.

Jules.

Oi, come here.

Can we just talk

for a second, please?

Zak, why won't you talk to me?

'Cause I can't even look

at you.

Why?

Why? Why?

Okay, do you actually know

what it's like, Raya,

to want one thing in life?

One dream that you think about

every single day...

you work for,

and you train for,

and you get

that close to it...

and then your own sister

takes it away from you.

And then it turns out

she doesn't even want it

in the first place.

That's why.

I didn't take your dream, Zak.

No, then why am I still here?

Because they didn't want you!

I'm sorry,

and it is so shitty,

but it is not my fault.

And it's not yours.

It is just how it is.

Right.

Yeah. So you can either

curl up into a ball and die...

or you can live with it

and move on...

and start seeing all

the things you've got here.

What have I got here?

A beautiful son,

a girlfriend that loves you.

All those kids at the gym.

Zak, you're teaching

a blind kid how to wrestle.

How is that even possible?

Just 'cause millions of people

aren't cheering

when you do it...

it doesn't mean

it's not important.

I didn't take your dream, Zak.

It was my dream, too.

Then why are you

throwing it away?

Hey.

Can I come in?

Your mum is right.

If you don't

wanna go back, don't.

You don't have to do anything

that me or Mum or anyone

want you to do...

unless you wanna do it.

You are

the spark in our lives...

no matter what you do

with yours.

Come here.

What have you done

with this hair?

I don't know.

It's like kissing an afghan.

Can I help you with something?

You didn't cut me

and I didn't quit.

I have a showcase

in six weeks.

I don't have time

for any drama.

I know.

Are you sure

you wanna be here?

Yes.

Then you better

prove it to me.

Yes, Coach.

Let's move!

One.

Two.

Can I join?

Come on!

Look at them, look at me, go,

land at the same time, go!

I'm sorry.

Come on,

you're not a wrestler.

Squeeze the horn and go home.

Come on, you came to Florida,

you got a nice tan...

now it's over. Squeeze it.

Squeeze it.

Don't you dare.

Squeeze his horn and I will

give you such a receipt.

Horn's right here.

Just one squeeze.

Don't you touch

his dirty horn.

Come on, Jeri,

let's go!

- You can squeeze it.

- You can do it!

- You got nothing in the tank.

- Come on, Jeri! You got it!

Take the horn.

Stop, take it!

Take it. Take it.

Come on! Bring it in!

Take my wrists.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Like this?

This is your time.

Okay! Yeah.

You're not the girl

I paid for.

I know. The girl you paid for

is tied up in your basement.

- You suck!

- Yeah, but you swallow.

Eat me!

No, thanks.

I'm trying to bulk up.

Them, me, go.

Whoa, Madison, hey.

All right, just lose

the suicide dive,

you're not gonna get it.

No, we will. I swear.

We'll get it.

You have to go for it.

Tag!

Let's go, in the ring.

You got it, Kirsten.

One...

- Two!

- Whoo!

- Tag me!

- Tag!

Yeah!

Come on, get out!

Come on! In the ring!

No, no, no!

Madison!

Unfortunately, we're

at that moment again.

Thank you for your time.

- Appreciate it.

- Thanks, Coach.

For the rest of you,

as a reward

for making it this far...

I'm gonna take you to

a quiet, romantic, little spot

I like to call WrestleMania.

What?

Yes!

Keep your focus.

There's still a lot of stuff

to do ahead of us.

But we're gonna get to go out

and have some fun, okay?

Go home and get some

rest, guys. Thank you.

All good?

- All right?

- All right, love?

- My big boy. Yeah.

- You all right?

Oh, my God.

That's Divas Champion.

Oh, my God!

No.

Hamburgers.

It's free food!

You know

I'm an emotional eater.

You're enabling me now.

This is gonna make me

gain weight.

You can burn it off

in the ring. That's great.

- I can't burn it off.

- Hi, guys.

Eat as much as you want.

- Hi.

- Hey.

I'm a massive fan.

- Cool.

- Thanks. Thanks.

Just gonna...

It's free, right? Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, it's free.

Yeah.

You wanna leave some

for the rest of us there?

- Yeah.

- Come with me.

Have a good match, boys.

- Thanks.

- Thank you.

Bye.

If she can eat it,

you can eat it...

- Don't eat a hot dog.

- Here.

No, I don't...

Do you know

what's in a hot dog?

Is that The Miz?

Hey, Coach.

Where are you going?

I have no idea. I don't know.

- What's happening?

- Where is she going?

I'm sorry, I thought

the hot dogs were free.

Please.

The following is

the Divas Championship

Invitational.

The first diva

to score a pinfall...

or submission

will be declared the winner...

Hey.

How're you doing?

Yeah. Good. You?

Did you bring it?

Yeah.

Yeah, I brought it.

Paige, when's the last time

you spoke to your family?

Couple of weeks ago.

Well, I think

we should call 'em.

You wanna

call my family?

I would like to call

your family.

So what's their number?

Am I in trouble?

The Black Widow is in.

Come on!

And she taps out!

Here's your winner, AJ Lee!

Sit. Stay there.

AJ Lee continues

her historic reign

as Divas Champion.

The longest of all time.

Which prick is calling me

during WrestleMania?

It's, uh...

It's Dwayne Johnson.

Yeah,

and I'm Vin Diesel, mate.

Well, let's hope not.

No, it is, Mr. Knight,

it's Dwayne Johnson.

How are you?

Prove it.

Uh, okay.

If you smell...

what The Rock...

is cooking.

Yeah? Bullshit.

I'm sorry.

What?

Dad! It's actually him.

- You what?

- Yeah, it's actually him.

Hold the line one second.

- It's Saraya and The Rock.

- Yeah, right.

I got you

on speakerphone, sir.

Hey, yeah.

It's Dwayne Johnson.

I'm here

with your daughter now,

and, uh, I first met her

in London.

And I've been

keeping tabs on her...

and I just heard some news

that I wanted

to share with her...

and I thought you guys should

hear it too at the same time.

- Right.

- What news?

Paige's time

with the NXT is over.

Oh.

- Oh.

- Okay.

Because tomorrow night...

she'll make her debut

live on RAW

and she will be fighting

AJ Lee for the Divas title.

Wait, what?

Dick me dead,

bury me pregnant.

There it is again.

You don't know what this means

to us, Mr. Rock.

Actually, uh...

I know exactly what it means

to you, ma'am.

I myself have come from

a wrestling family, too...

and I wanted

to share this news

with you guys

just so you could enjoy it...

and also just so Paige can

prepare herself mentally to go

out there tomorrow night...

and win over the crowd.

Because

if you don't do that...

then they're gonna find

somebody else who will.

And then

this whole opportunity

will be gone by next week.

She's not gonna

let you down, Mr. Rock.

I'll promise ya.

She's gonna smash it.

- She'll kill it.

- Proud of you, Ray.

I love you, princess.

We're all with you, darling.

You're amazing, baby.

I love you, Rock.

Rock?

I... I love you, too.

It's The Rock! Huh?

Good luck tomorrow, Paige.

Yeah. Um, thanks

for picking me.

Nah, I didn't pick you,

I just work here.

You know him?

Yeah.

Yeah, I know that guy.

We once had a crazy match

where he threw himself...

off the top

of a 30-foot steel cage...

just to make me look good.

I'll see you later, Sex Tape.

Why'd you call him "Sex Tape"?

Oh, because he makes

people famous.

Good luck tomorrow.

Who'd a thought it, eh?

Our little sister's gone

from here...

to WWE.

You would've too, Roy,

if they'd given you

the chance.

No.

No, she has something

I never had.

What's that?

You.

Ez!

Get in the van, mate.

Come on, mate.

You're late for training.

Piss off, dickhead!

I would do, sweetheart,

but he's already paid

for the lessons.

And by Christ, he needs 'em.

Ez.

Please.

Ez.

Ez!

- All right?

- Yeah.

He looks lovely.

Smash it!

Out of the way!

I got a hammer on a pole!

Come on! Oh, watch it!

- Zak's back!

- Get in the van! Come on!

Leave that there!

Christ!

Please don't tell me

you're deaf as well, now!

Strong into the ropes.

Strong.

That's it!

All right. Find the ropes.

Ez, let him know you're there.

All right, don't be scared.

Stand tall, mate.

Nice one! Well done!

Born to raise hell

We know how to do it

And we do it real well

Born to raise hell

Go back to zero,

take a pill and get well

Born to raise hell

Be a good soldier

and die where you fell

Oh... Stop

John Cena!

And what an incredible

scene tonight!

15,000 WWE fans! Sold out!

Paige, you're up!

Uh...

- Hang on a minute!

- This is it! Let's go!

Yeah, I know.

I said just hang on a second.

Hold on for what?

This is live TV!

Well, you got a face

like a bulldog

licking piss off a thistle.

Zak, I can't do this.

What're you talking about?

I'm gonna choke,

I'm gonna screw up.

I'm gonna botch a move. I...

I won't go over

with the crowd.

Paige!

Come on! Let's go!

Zak, I have no idea who

I'm supposed to be out there.

Do what The Rock said.

Be the first you.

Oh, bollocks to The Rock!

That's not advice, Zak,

that's a tweet!

He's not some weirdo freak

from Norwich, is he?

No, but that is who you are.

Who else you gonna be?

Come on. If you can't

do this, no one can.

You're a Knight.

Wrestling's in your blood.

Like hepatitis?

A, B, and C.

Riddled.

And you got something else.

Something that I don't have.

Yeah? Like what?

That extra something.

Yeah, you don't know that.

I've always known that.

Why do you think I've been

acting like such a prick?

And listen to me, right?

No matter what happens

when you go out there...

it will never be as bad

as that time in King's Lynn...

when I went on

wearing Dad's shorts.

When your penis fell out!

When my penis fell out.

Everyone was laughing at it.

Everyone wasn't

laughing at it.

People were laughing

at the situation.

Why did you even stay

in the ring?

Because I'm

a bloody professional.

And so are you, right?

That's what I'm saying.

So, have you got

your own shorts on tonight?

Yes. My penis won't fall out.

Then get out there.

All right?

Thank you.

It's what I'm here for.

Now, go and win over

that crowd.

I wanna hear 'em

chanting your name.

Okay.

Paige!

Come on, we're gonna be late.

Where were you? Jesus.

The Divas Champion, AJ Lee!

Well, guys,

today marks day number 295...

in the historic

Divas Championship reign

of AJ!

Last night, she outlasted

13 other Divas...

to retain the title

at WrestleMania.

And, guys, I still

don't know how she did it.

She keeps

finding ways to win.

She on yet?

For 295 days...

I have been

your Divas Champion!

The longest reigning

Divas Champion...

of all time!

Well, this right here is

a very

interesting development.

But that young lady...

...is Paige.

- She's from Norwitch, England.

- Norwich!

And she comes to us

from NXT.

Certainly different.

And this is a huge

opportunity for Paige

to impress

this crowd here tonight.

AJ doesn't look

too happy to see Paige.

A capacity crowd

in New Orleans...

millions watching

around the world...

under the bright lights

of Monday Night RAW.

I'm sorry,

is it Halloween already?

Who the hell are you?

Well, you can understand

Paige being...

She's frozen.

- ...a bit hesitant here.

- Come on, darling.

But these WWE fans

will turn on her quick.

Do something!

Tell you what.

Why don't I do to you

what I did

to every single Diva

last night?

I think we should have

a match right now.

And as a special

post- WrestleMania treat...

I will put my title

on the line.

Paige isn't ready.

I mean...

Paige came from a

wrestling family in England...

but she... Oh!

She wasn't ready

for a match tonight.

Come on, Ray. Get up.

Paige needs to do

something here...

or she's gonna

let this opportunity

slip through her fingers.

This is my house, freak!

- Yes!

- Come on!

Yes!

Yeah!

Suck on that, bitch!

Mmm-hmm.

Sorry.

And this could be

Paige's moment!

She's heading up

to the top rope right there!

AJ Lee has turned

this match around!

This doesn't end well.

Top rope,

AJ on the top rope.

AJ takin' out Paige!

Oh, man. Wow!

I don't think Paige knows

where she's at.

And now,

the Divas Champion

crawling toward Paige,

hooks the leg!

- One! Two!

- And it's over!

Oh, a kick-out!

Last moment kick-out by Paige!

Hair!

And this has just

angered AJ!

AJ with a kick

to the midsection.

It's the Black Widow!

The submission move...

that's taken out

so many Divas!

Paige is trying

to hang on here...

but she's gotta tap out!

She's gonna get seriously hurt

if she doesn't tap here!

Paige has gotta tap out!

One! Two! Three!

Now, the winner

of this match...

and new Divas Champion...

Paige!

This is unbelievable,

guys! You gotta watch...

what happens here

at the end of this thing!

Watch Paige

with a Paige Turner!

That's the Zak Attack!

She stole your move!

She didn't steal it,

I gave it to her!

I am a freak!

From Norwich, England!

And I have dreamt of this...

since I was 13 years old!

And it's not just mine,

it belongs to my family!

It belongs to anyone

who ever felt

like they are the freak

from Norwich...

the oddballs, the outsiders...

the ones that don't belong!

My name is Paige.

And this is my house now!

- Yes!

- That's right! That's right!

Paige! Paige! Paige!

- Look, the big man's crying!

- Sod off!

Look at him.

I'm not crying,

I'm allergic to the dog.

- Oh, my God!

- Go, Paige!

Oh, my God!

That was incredible.

Oh, my God!

That was amazing!

- You were amazing. You did it!

- You were incredible!

Yeah!

What an

incredible moment!

She wasn't even ready

to be in the WWE...

and Paige is gonna

leave here tonight...

the new Divas Champion!

That youth title should be

around my waist, or trophy,

'cause I'm gonna

kick your ass!

And that's the bottom line,

'cause Zodiac don't care.

My first match,

I was knocked out

in about five minutes,

if that.

I started growing up

watching it,

and I was just like,

"Ugh! It's really boring!"

Zak would get in the ring

and throw me

about and stuff like that.

So, I always knew, like,

a couple of moves and stuff.

Dad was short

on a show one day

when I was 13 years old.

So, yeah, I had to fill in

for that one slot,

and I've been hooked

ever since.

I'd done eight years in prison

before I was 25.

- Mainly violence.

She was a young lady

at the time,

was contemplating suicide...

was going nowhere in life.

Some people find religion.

Well, me and Julie

found wrestling.

That, to me,

is proper salvation.

What? What?

We are a family of wrestlers.

We make no apologies for that.

This is what we do,

this is what we love.

This is our passion.

This is gonna be our legacy

when I pop me clogs.

This is what it's all about.

I love you. I love you.

The rowdy man

that's crying his eyes out.

Paige Turner,

she did it!

Paige did it!

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