Family Reunion: The Movie (2003) - full transcript

[Ring Worm] This tree represent
families all across the world.

Usually bears fruit of love
and happiness.

On our tree it bears the
fruit of frustration,

jealousy, envy and grief.

And misunderstanding between
the two sides.

I'm Ring Worm.

And this, is the story about my
family reunion.

The best in the Black family.

And they're white, real white.

♪ Candy and some black-eyed
peas ♪

♪ Mama in the kitchen
throwing down ♪



♪ Music blasting out real loud ♪

♪ It's going on, I see a crowd ♪

♪ Off the beat of them
getting down ♪

♪ And there's nothing better ♪

♪ Than chilling with
your people ♪

♪ Everyone is having some fun ♪

♪ Sitting back reminscing ♪

[fitness instructor on TV]

[cat meows]

[Ring Worm] That's Viatra
and his wife, Queenie.

They always starting trouble.

Come on mama! Come on mama!

Push it to the limit, don't
worry about your bad hip.

Billy Blanks says all
in the bones.



[fitness instructor on TV]

Billy ain't got nothing
on grandpa.

I was a soldier in the war.

[fitness instructor on TV]

And I'm still a soldier!

[rapping] Grandpa a soldier!
I thought I had told ya!

[rapping] Grandpa a soldier!
I thought I had told ya!

[fitness instructor on TV]

♪ My country, ' tis of thee ♪

♪ Sweet land of liberty ♪

♪ Let freedom ring ♪

Yeah.

You need to let freedom rain,

all up in your lazy ass.

And stop acting like
you was a hero or something.

You fought in one, one battle.

[Queenie] And that was after
the battle was won.

Come on, Billy.

Come on, Billy!

Come tie my bow Blanky!

You big black mother--

Shut your mouth!

I'm just talking about Billy.

I can leave.

I'm in the best shape
of my life, Daddy.

You know what, I don't need
this walker no more.

Come on Tae with me.

Come on and Tae Bo with me.

Come and get up off the couch
and do some Tae Bo with me.

I'm all right, thank you?

[Queenie] Come on, baby!

Wanna go in the room and do
some real Tae Bo?

You want that, wouldn't you?

[Queenie giggles]

You know I still let you go G.

[both laughing]

[drums and piano playing]

Could I have the church
say, Amen?

[all] Amen!

Could I have the church say,
Amen again?

[all] Amen!

Tonight is a glorious night.

[all] Yes it is.

We have our one and only...

Pastor, Snake!

[Ring Worm]
That's my brother, Snake

At the last reunion, he got
the devil beat out of him.

[clapping hands]

That's good son, that's good.

That's my man there.

He ain't the best drummer
in the world.

But he got a beat.

Some of y'all can't
even carry a beat.

So, this is a glorious night.

♪ Y’all don't hear me ♪

Go on Pastor. We here you.

'Cause sometime it's hard for
me to even hear myself.

See, I was a hootman.

I chased women.

[all talking]

I used drugs.

I gambled.

I was an infidelity.

I was wrong!

See, sometimes you gotta get
an angel sit down to ya.

Disguised as an old lady.

And that old lady, bust your
side of the head with a walker.

Then windmill-kicks you
in the chest.

And when you come
from unconscious,

you don't have no other choice
but to ♪ change ♪

Do anybody here tonight,
wanna be changed?

[thunder striking]

Anybody?

[people talking]

Anybody else?

Change their life.

♪ Don't be scared of God ♪

'Cause God ain't scared of you.

[silence]

[gospel choir]

[clapping hands and cheering]

Klansmen, are you ready for
some change in your life?

[Klansman] Change us! Change us!

[Klansman] Change us Pastor.

Well, take these hoods
off your head.

[raining]

Congregation behold
a pale horse.

It's time for them to change.

Susan Smith, you don't mind

if I borrow your walker
for a second, do you?

Pastor, I'd do anything
for the Lord. Take it! Take it!

And the Lord is gonna
bless you in return.

[both] Amen! Amen!

-[smack]
-[church organ music]

[man] Go again Pastor!
Get over there!

[crowd gasps]

Now, that will make you change.

[piano playing]

Somebody, give me some water.

I feel like the devil been here.

♪ We all need to change ♪

♪ We all need to change ♪

♪ Somebody
in this congregation ♪

♪ Really needs a change ♪

[Ring Worm] And here go the
reason why my son,

Lil' Leon, incarcerated.

Diana and her stuck up
husband, Fritz.

They think they God's
gift to the world,

'cause the own a
diamond boutique.

Fritz?

Hey, what's on your mind?

You ain't been acting the same

ever since I asked you
to my family reunion.

And I know you're not worried
about my bad ass little nephew,

Lil' Leon.

He ain't get no
opportunity in years.

I really don't like
your family, Di!

They don't understand
the level that we're on.

The level?
What level is that, Fritz?

The level of making

the type of money
we make selling this jewellery.

See, that's why Lil' Leon
stole from us!

That's why
he stole the diamonds!

Because he was trying to
get on our level.

[Diana sighs]

He did not steal from us because
he wanted these stupid diamonds.

He told me when I
went to go visit him,

that the only reason
why he did take from us,

is that...

you didn't give him a job
when he really needed one.

Well, I don't trust none of the
niggas in your family.

And the next time,

one of them come up here
and take something from me,

they gonna feel some of this
hot steel in their hand

like they do over in
the Muslim countries!

When you take something from
somebody over there,

they cut your hands off,
no questions asked!

But you know what?

This is America,
yes this is America!

And Leon were lucky!

'Cause the next one to come
in here, so help me!

I'm gonna leave them here!
No questions asked!

Fritz, hey.

Hey.

Listen, listen.
Lemme speak to you.

Come here.

Now, my family loves you, okay?

Hey.

All right. Now, you know
my family loves you, all right?

They understand the reason why
you testified against Lil' Leon.

'Cause if you didn’t,

he'd probably be dead right now.

Damn!

Damn!

Okay.

Okay. Di, once again,
you're right.

-I know.
-Okay.

-Okay.
-All right.

I'm seeing your way.

That's why I love you.

Okay.

[peaceful music]

[Fritz] Come here.

I love you too.

Come on. Let's go.

Yeah.

[Ring Worm]
Now, I got two cousins,

T.H.C and Resin.

They work at a radio
station in D.C.

They supposedly famous,
but I don't know why.

Hey! What's up baby?
It's your man,

T.H.C!

And it's you dawg, Resin and
We've been rocking on the radio!

[both screaming]

That's right. The world
[indistinct] family reunion!

Is your family reunion too
[indistinct]

For real, for real!

♪ So if we gonna
[indistinct] baby,

♪ just can't [indistinct] ♪

Hey we got a tune.

It'll be [indistinct]
family [indistinct]

This family reunion gonna be all
day eating and [indistinct]

So y’all make sure
ya all getting down!

The [indistinct] is [indistinct]

that's where we gonna be all day

[indistinct] for all our annual
family events,

and activities.

That's right! Catch our annual
[indistinct]

-Words.
-Spades.

[indistinct]

Yeah.

That's right! Little kids
[indistinct]

And plus talent shows and more!

We be doing our thing.

Hello?

Good evening, gentlemen.

Who is this?

This is your general manager,
Cathy Huges. How are you?

How you doing, Ms. Huges?

Hi, hello. Hi.

Hi, Ms. Huges. It's me, T.H.C.

Now, listen, fellas.
I love family reunions.

We're all about family.
However...

I understand that you've been
having fried chicken

up in my studio, dripping grease

all over my microphones

Ain't no eating
at the radio station

No, no.

Ain't nobody eating
nothing in here.

No, who told--

We don't eat in
your radio station miss Hugh.

If you get caught eating
in the studio,

you will be February,
as in black history.

Do I make myself clear?

We won't. We got you Ms. Huges.
Everything's gonna be fine.

All right. Everything's cool.

Next caller.

[both laughing]

They hung up!

[Resin] Now check this.
Before we sign off,

before we sign off!
We got a shout out...

to our cousin,
who's in the lock down,

Lil' Leon, in the joints.

[Lil' Leon] What's up brother.

What's up, Leon?

Trying to survive in here, man.

Just another day
in the struggle.

You know how it is.

It's getting harder here, man,
without my family,

without my daughter.

I know she missing me, man.

I'm trying to stay positive,
man, but we got negative

all around us.

I mean, it's crazy here, dawg!

I had enough taking a
beating like this.

Can't stay positive man.

We live in negativity.

I have been writing though.

It's a kind of positive aim.
Lemme get my book.

[prison announcement]

Today I feel closed in,
and very lonely.

My mind feels like it's locked
up in the cell,

with no key to free it.

Maybe if I had someone to talk
to about how I'm feeling,

it might be better.

But the only thing that could
probably do for me right now,

is offer me advice.

That would only just comfort me
for a moment,

while we were talking.

And after the talking is over,

I will still be the person that
have to deal with the pain.

[prison announcement]

See man, listen to that shit.
I can't take this shit!

♪ Don't push this ♪

♪ But now I gotta click to some
ill ass strugles ♪

♪ They might be small ♪

♪ But the still [indistinct] ♪

♪ Keep running. Please don't
come around my block ♪

♪ These [indistinct] weight
from a cop ♪

♪ They straight
rough it off ♪

♪ Seven shots later.
One cop dusted ♪

♪ Right smack straight
in ya face ♪

[Ring Worm] That guy's me.
Ring Worm.

Ow!

Dang!

[screams]

And that's my wife, Gertrude.
Dang!

[Ring Worm screams]

Unfortunately I married
into a crazy family.

God damn!

Who drawls [indistinct]

Say what?

Ring Worm, these are my new
support fitting underwear!

What's wrong with you?

Babe, I ain't gonna lie to you

and tell you
that them drawls fit.

But I can tell you
that they pull high enough

to support not only your ass,

but your neck, your thighs
and everything else on ya.

Ring Worm, you know ain't
nothing wrong

with these underwear.

Don't you know
a lot of husky women

are wearing these things now?

Well, baby, I ain't gonna lie
to you,

husky women ain't got
no other choice,

but to wear those down,
Okay?

Ring Worm...

Ring Worm Black!

If I wanted to wear those
bikini drawls,

like them skinny girls,
then I would!

But I don't need nothing rising
up on me!

Believe me baby, if you put some
bikini drawls on,

not only would it be,

♪ Rising to the top ♪

But then you'll be mad at you
and your mother.

[Gertrude] Whatever Ring Worm!

Matter of fact,

when is your mother and father
getting to the reunion anyway?

Well, they'll be here
in the morning.

So, you better watch what you
saying out your mouth!

Unless you want another
beat down like your brother.

Boy, that was ugly.

[slaps and punches]

[groans]

Ring Worm.

Where's my son, Andre?

Man, can this car go any faster?

Do I have to get out and catch

a [indistinct] with your mother
and father?

Don't worry

Told you what's
to hurry for, Wayne.

Hell man, I'm high,
I'm hungry,

and I'm broke. And I go crazy
unless I get something to eat!

I know your mother made some
deviled eggs, man. For real.

What you need to do is handle
your weed problem, man.

Whole time we blazing
this car.

We got stop every five minutes
to get you a honeybun.

Damn!

Twenty pieces of nuggets
and fries,

I need a match [indistinct]

Yeah!

I told you, you ain't
talking to the guy.

I know you ain't talking
how thicked your ass is.

Your name need to be changed to;

"Nigga, can I have a
piece of Johnson"

with your freaking ass.

I'm thick Wayne.

Don't forget cute.

And I do beg sometime but I
won't be begging from you.

Especially since we found out

you kissed Kim doodle mouth
Jackson.

In the girl's dormitory a few
days ago.

Plus I heard she got the nasty
taste ass smell in your mouth.

Her breath makes [indistinct]
all the earth you smoke,

and all the honeybuns you eat,

Oh my God!

That means you've got
universal breath, Wayne, okay?

That means your breath is on
a whole another level.

Yo, man.

You suppose to be my boy, man.

Come tell me you kissed
Kim doodle mouth Jackson, man?

We gonna roll all the way
down here,

this car smelling like some
doo-doo.

I thought somebody stepped
into some doo-doo

to find out.. eating some
doo-doo [indistinct]

[indistinct] you’re nasty!

♪ I think it's time
to get it up ♪

[moaning and screaming]

♪ Come on. Come on ♪

♪ Let's go. Come on.
Come on ♪

[Wayne] Y'all need to mind
your own business.

Second of all, it was a one time
for one minute,

and there wasn't even no tongue.

[indistinct]

[indistinct]

One time for a second,

and she stays in your mouth
for weeks at the time.

♪ Get it, get it up ♪

♪ It's getting,
getting up babe ♪

♪ Get it, get it up ♪

[Taneka] Another brother gone to
waste in society,

'Cause he couldn’t fight
his own fidelity.

♪ Come on, get it up,
get it up ♪

♪ Cause I'm feeling good.
Yes I am ♪

♪ So DJ pump this jam ♪

Gertrude?

I think there's a burglar
at the door!

And I'm gonna kill him cause he
just bust my groove.

I just got my back into it.

Where my 22 rifle?

[knocking on door]

Ring Worm, that's somebody
at the front door!

And believe me, that 22 rifle
of yours, wouldn't hurt a flea!

Well, if it ain't no burglar,

they gonna catch my 22 rifle

upside their head
for busting my groove!

Come on, Ring Worm!

[dog barking]

[knocking on door]

Who the hell
is banging on the door?

[Andre] It's me. Andre.

Open the door. Please?

[door unlocks with a click]

[door creeks]

What you knocking at the door
like that for?

Hello Pops.

What ya gonna do? What you
so sweaty for?

What you knocking
at the door for?

Hey, Uncle Ring Worm.
How you doing?

Ooh! You must be Taneka.

Absolutely. That's my name.

They said you were big
and cute.

They was right.

Hi, Uncle Ring Worm.

And you must be Carmen.

Ooh, you cute too.

Thank you.

Got a little pig hair,
but you're cute.

Wayne, how are you doing?

Have you graduated yet?

No, I haven't graduated yet.

What the...?

[chilled music]

[farts]

[Ring Worm] Andre.

What the hell is that smell?

[Andre] What smell, Pops?

I don't know what it is,
smelling like some marijuana

mixed with a... honeybun.

[Ring Worm] And some
doodle donut?

And some old spiced cologne.

You know I don't know none
about marijuana.

But the cologne, that's for me.

There's this new joint, called,
[indistinct]

[Andre] It's European.
Got that natural smell to it.

And half the part of it,
is Wayne's breath.

It's called the essence of
doodle,

and it's got a stinky
smell to it.

Wayne!

What you've been eating man?

[Ring Worm] Wayne?

You ate some doodle donuts?

No, something like that.

But you know what,
did your wife make

some of deviled eggs, that she
make?

[indistinct]
with sprinkles on it?

'Cause you know I'm hungry.
[indistinct] you know I do.

Deviled eggs?

Well, deviled eggs gonna make
your breath smell worse

than it already is.

What you need is a laxative

to clean that system out!

I got some in the bathroom on
the top shelf. Go get one!

Thank you Uncle Ring Worm.

Thanks very much.

And another thing...

take every pillow
off the pillow case,

that you gonna be sleeping on!

My wife hates stinkness
on her pillows.

Secondly,

don't call me,
godfather, no more!

'Cause I will hate for somebody
think he was my godson.

Breath stinking like turkey ass!

Get out of here!

Before I shoot that funk
out of your mouth.

[snoring]

[thunder striking]

No, ow!

Doodle mouth, no.

[dog crying]

[snoring]

[dog crying]

[Ring Worm mumbling]
I'm a grill master.

I'm a grill master.

Master of the grill.

I'm a grill master.

I'm the master of the grill.

I'm a grill master.

Master of the grill.

[indistinct]

I need my grill.

♪ I'm a grill master. Yeah ♪

♪ I'm the real deal ♪

♪ I'm a grill master. Yeah ♪

♪ Master of the grill ♪

♪ Some people call me,
Ring Worm ♪

♪ Some people call me, fool ♪

♪ I don't really give a deck ♪

♪ 'Cause I cook up
that food, yeah ♪

I'm a grill master.

♪ I'm a grill master, yeah ♪

♪ Master of the grill ♪

♪ Master of the grill ♪

♪ Master of the grill ♪

♪ Master of the grill ♪

♪ Master of the grill ♪

♪ Master of the grill ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah. Yeah ♪

Hey, Champ,
I'm the grill master, Champ.

I'm a grill master.

I'm a grill master.

I'm a grill master.

I've got to get out of here.

My daughter needs me,

My family, they definitely
need me.

I gotta find a way.

[Lil' Leon] Wayne!

I'm coming Fritz.

Hey, baby, I'm coming.

[indistinct],
I'm gonna get there.

[police sirens]

Me with my drawls off!

[truck hooting and sirens]

[breathing heavily]

[birds chirping
and peaceful music]

♪ We got everybody at home
sleeping in bed ♪

♪ Don't walk back
for thinking? ♪

♪ World has changed so badly
much ♪

♪ What it used to be ♪

♪ There's so much hatred ♪

♪ Born in poverty ♪

[Ring Worm] Gertrude!

[Gertrude] What?

Gertrude! Wake up!

Do you hear that sound?

What are you talking about,
Ring Worm?

Listen, you don't hear?

You don't hear that sound?

Hear what?

The sound of the grill
calling my name, Gertrude!

It's calling me!

It's sizzling!

You don't hear it?

It says ''ssssss''

Ring Worm! Ring Worm! Ring Worm!

You might as well going out
there and find out what that

grill want from you.

'Cause I'm going back to sleep.

You need to get your butt up,
you know your mama on the way.

[birds chirping]

[singing]

Hey, Gertrude! How do I look?

Am I acceptable for your family?

Yeah, you're acceptable.

Now, I'll probably go out here
and burn this grill up!

But I got to go.

Ring Worm?

Where are your pants?

Gertrude, you know I'll be
wearing no pants no more.

Not since I messed my pants
at the last time on the grill.

It was my good construction
work pants!

Aha. I can't afford
to do that no more.

Look at these
[indistinct] pants.

I can't wear these
pants no more.

These stains is messed up.

I've got to work with these
on, they calling me,

"greasy Ring Worm."

Greasy Ring Worm.

Won't you slide,
greasy Ring Worm?

Ring Worm, that's what your
problem is.

You always worrying about what
people are saying about you.

What you need to do,
is put on some pants,

and get a move on,
so I can go back to sleep!

You always trying to tell
somebody

what they need to be doing.

What you need to be doing,
is get your butt out of bed,

before your mother get here
this morning.

She mess with me this morning,
you ain't there,

I'm gonna sit Champ
on her old legs.

And I hope you know that
everything you saying

about my mama,
will be reported to her.

[smirks]

You must want that same
beat down

like your brother, Snake, huh?

It was 'cause of you

Snake got beat down at
the last reunion.

Got windmill-kicked
in the chest.

And hit on the head with that
damn walker.

Don't get your mother thrown
on the grill today!

I will burn her up!

-Oh no, you won't!
-Yes, I will!

-Oh no, you won't!
-Oh yes, I will!

I'm gonna fry her.

[Ring Worm]
I'm gonna do my thing.

[dog crying]

Champ!

[Ring Worm] What the..?

Champ! Where you going, Champ?

Wayne!
What you do to my dog, man?

Wayne!

Get your stink mouth ass
up right now!

Then get that slob from around
your mouth, man!

And go in the bathroom and get
some Listerine

or some soap or some type
of mouthwash, conditioner

to clear your system out, man!

Sit down on the stool
for an hour,

you need herbal cleanser
right now!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I apologize Mr. Ring Worm.
I'm sorry, I just got this...

I'm sorry, man.

You not ?? that!

Immediately go put some
clothes on!

And then get a mask
for your face, man!

Gertrude got some mask
in the back!

And get a sweater or something!

Try not to [indistinct]
your head!

Sweater ties your hair!
You understand me, don't you?

Okay, godfather, Ring Worm.
I promise. I apologize.

Sorry, my fault, man.

Don't say nothing else.

I can see the [indistinct]
is coming out your mouth.

No [indistinct] to you.

♪ Ooh it's time to cook
on the grid ♪

♪ Cook on the grill ♪

Hey, Champ!

You know,
I had a dream last night.

We was a true grill master.

[Ring Worm]
[indistinct] was there.

You chased a pitbull
out of the yard,

but I don't know how you did it.

It was mixed with rottweiler.

But you is a bad dog.

Go get you some food.

[cheerful music]

[farts]

[plop]

[farts]

[farting]

[plops continue]

[knock on door]

[knock on door]

Who in the bathroom?
Open the door!

I know you're in there,
cuz I smell you

quit playing.

My stomach hurt. I got to
go to the bathroom!

Aunt Gertrude, there's someone
in the bathroom,

with the door locked acting
like they don't hear me.

Is that Wayne in there? Smelling
something [indistinct]

[farts]

[Wayne]
Yeah, Aunt Gertrude.

And I'm sorry about the
inconvenience this morning.

But I got to get this taste
out of my mouth

before the family
reunion starts.

'Cause your husband will not
talk to me

till I do something
about this problem.

Hey, you wouldn't happen to have
some deviled eggs on you,

would you?

Deviled eggs?

Boy, I smell you got the devil
in you now!

You don't need no deviled egg,
that's how you stinking now!

You stop kissing
doodle mouth girls,

you wouldn’t have that prob!

Boy, come on now. The girl
got to go to the bathroom

and I need to wash up. Come on!

I knew it was Wayne,

stinking up the bathroom
early in the morning.

Well, don't you blowing
a beat to me.

♪ Trees my brother ♪

♪ Chop them up ♪

♪ Get my grill right, brother ♪

♪ Splash it up ♪

♪ Got my meat, my brother ♪

♪ Cut it up. Lay it down ♪

♪ Got to have a fluid
make my fire ♪

♪ The hottest in town ♪

♪ Light it up ♪

♪ Light it up ♪

♪ Burn it down ♪

♪ Put my fire out, brother ♪

♪ Splash it up ♪

♪ BBQ salt ♪

♪ I'm the master
of the grill ♪

We have [indistinct], Champ!

Pimpie came in the and with
a [indistinct] of women

Now, he was a magnet!

[Ring Worm] He rode up
in one of the finest limos.

When that door opened up,

you can smell love
and passion in the air.

I mean it was a strong
aroma of love too.

When Pimpie stepped out of
the car that day,

he was geed up from the feet up.

Other than that spot
he had on his pants,

nothing else was wrong.

I mean, his potato salad
was freshly made,

as the shine off the front
of his face.

You could tell he wanted
somebody to taste

that potato salad too.

As Pimpie strolled in the yard,

with his women,

I told him don't bring
the women

but he brought the women anyway.

Family was hating him.

And as you all know, there's
always haters in the family.

I don't know why we hate
on each other, but we do.

Pimpie cried that day.

I mean, he cried hard.

He left the yard,

in a hurry too.

Only good thing,
he left that potato salad.

Now, I know this might
sound crazy but,

that was some of the best
potato salad I ever tasted.

I mean, Pimpie is a master
of potato salad.

I kinda felt bad but,

somebody had to cry.

And you know, we just don't eat
anybody's potato salad, Champ.

It got to be just right.

They said Pimpie changed his
ways but I don't believe them.

Would he be here today
with that same potato salad?

Now Pimpie crazy,

but not as crazy
as Gertrude's mother.

She never
play with a fool

[Ring Worm] That year, Champ,

as you would say it
in your language,

she dawg Snake out.

They got into a little
argument

by who was gonna win the
golden horseshoe this year.

He says horseshoe is slippery.

Ain't nothing wrong with it I
used em earlier today myself

Ain't nothing wrong with
the shoes. It's you, baby.

I'm telling you,
they're slippery.

Hey!

What's the matter with you?

I'm gonna use the blue
ones now.

You're not using the blue shoe.

You are not using
the blue shoe!

Everybody know
I use the blue shoes.

And everybody around here,

know that blue is my
favorite color!

Don't ya all know that?

Everybody know that.
Give me the shoe.

Well, I then told you once,

that those silver shoes
are slippery!

Old lady!

Give me the shoe.

-No!
-Give me them shoe!

No!

Every time we come
to a family reunion,

you start trouble.

-Give me the horseshoe, Snake!
-No!

-Give me the horseshoe!
-No!

Give me the damn shoe!

[smack and Snake groaning]

[punch]

Yeah, old ass fool.

You called me an old lady.

Yeah.

Do that look like an old lady
to you?

[chilled music]

Now, Snake,
used to be like Pimpie.

Now Snake is pimping
for the Lord.

[chilled music continues]

♪ Yeah, put our hands
down together ♪

♪ [indistinct] ♪

Shit!

Speaking of the devil, Champ.

'Cause she gonna ride with her
husband in the land of the Lord.

[indistinct] that man!

It's about to be on.

Now, don't bite them yet.

Smoke like a butterfly,
sting like a bee.

Yeah.

[chuckles]

Ooh, baby!

I'm in the best shape
of my life.

You know aha, I don't need that
walker no more.

[Viatra laughs]

I know I don't need that
walker no more.

Now, everybody know
you can be tough...

But...

This year, let's try to
keep the peace.

Why, Viatra.

You know that I am a peaceful
and kind woman.

But you can't be kind
to everybody.

'Cause some folks just be trying

to take advantage
of your kindness.

Yeah.

Oh, Ring Worm!

How you been doing?

How you've been, Viatra?

Just fine. Just fine.

Yeah.

He been fine.

And how your brother,

Snake, been since the
last time I seen him?

I heard he up
and joined the church.

[chuckles]

Don't start that
negativity this year!

Snake ain't here
to defend himself.

Hey!

It wouldn’t matter
if he was here or not.

He still wouldn't be able
to defend himself

against my windmill kick.

'Cause it's quicker
now than ever!

Yeah. You wondering

what death was that
went by, did ya?

[chuckles]

Champ, chill out!

Don't bite her ass yet.

She crazy!

Yeah!

[barks]

You better calm that little
mutt down

before he become my
next victim of your family.

Punk!

-Now, now.
-Yeah!

Queenie, Queenie. Let it go.

-Yeah.
-Let it go. Let it go.

You're in too good
a shape this year...

To let people and things
that don't mean nothing.

'Cause you got to save that
energy for our competition.

You're right, Viatra

You right.

I'm not gonna waste my energy
on you, Ring Worm.

Or that Chihuahua
Sheppard of yours.

Today.

[chuckles]

Shes crazy man.

[chuckles]

Mama! Oh my! Mama,
you look so good.

[Aww]

Hey, Daddy. You look just as
fine as ever.

[Viatra] Hi, baby.

Hey, look.

'Cause ever since Champ
went to that attack school,

he just been dying
to stick it with somebody.

Damn right!

And they taught him how to
bite through a metal walker.

Whatever. Green worm!

Come on inside, Mama.

Let her take on in the house.

Before I go get my
golden spatula

and flip it on the grill.

Now, Ring Worm,

this year, we gotta try
to get along.

We don't have to
like each other.

All we have to do is put our
differences aside

and maybe we can learn a little
bit about each other.

You know family, is sometimes,

is all that you have
to fall back on.

We need to try to learn
to love each other.

Now, I don't like you
or your family.

But I know how to get along
with people I don't like.

How you do that, Viatra?

Well, I stay at home.
And look at television.

And I act crazy.

See, people don't mess with you
when they think you crazy.

-You know what I mean?
-Crazy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

You know,
but I'm not really crazy.

The Doctors tell me to shaking

comes from being in the war.

You know I was a soldier, right?

You ain't never tell me
you was no soldier.

Oh man. Grandpa a soldier.

[rapping] I thought I had told
you, grandpa a soldier.

I thought I had told you.

See.

Oh, you were a
soldier for real.

Come and help me get some
of that stuff out the car.

I didn't know you was a soldier.

I fought in the war...

Lord, Gerty!

What is that smell
in this house?

I'm sorry, Mama.
But his name is, Wayne.

[Queenie gasps]

One of Andre's friends
from school.

-Nice boy.
-Aha.

But Mama, he got the worst case
of halitosis I have ever seen.

Last night, Ring Worm,
gave him some laxatives

you know, to try and clean
the system out.

Aha.

Worst thing
we could've ever done.

The boy stank up
my bathroom so bad,

I don't know what to do
in my house.

Lord, baby, that smell is coming
from deep within him

this morning.

He needs to be outside,

in a hurry.

Well, they doing that right now.

They getting dressed and they
on their way out

to help Ring Worm set up
for the reunion.

They gonna be out of your
way in a minute, All right?

Well, I hope they going
outside immediately.

'Cause bad smells make
my asthma act up.

And I did not bring my
antihistamines spray

with me on this trip.

Gerty, you make sure you keep
him away from me while I'm here.

Mama, I will. Mama I will.

[Andre] Grandma.

Andre!

Lord have mercy.

Boy, I'm gonna need a ladder
to climb up and hug you.

Oh yeah. How you doing?

Lord have mercy. I’m doing good.
How's school?

It's hard. This my boy from
school, Wayne.

Hey, Grandma, how are ya?

Lord have mercy.

Is you the one that's tripping
my asthma,

Causing my stomach to cramp up

this morning with
that foul odor?

I'm sorry. It should be
gone soon. In a minute.

People always talking about
what should be.

Now you talk about your
stink breath,

should be gone soon.

What I think should be, is you
should be going outside already,

Wayne, 'cause you making it
impossible to breathe.

Al right, Grandma.

[shouts]

Come on boy, out of here.

Grandma.

I think you might hurt his
feelings a little some.

No, Andre.

Your friend hurt my feelings.

And I think he got a few
feelings hurt within his mouth.

'Cause it smells like he might
have a bad tooth or something.

-Hmm.
-Uncle Charlie.

Your uncle who's a dentist
will be here today.

I can call him and tell him
to bring his tools.

Please do. 'Cause that boy
is gonna need some

professional help to get that
stink about his mouth.

Smell like the devil himself.

I'm gonna go outside
and holler him real quick.

Hey!

While you outside, go in the
wagon and your Grandaddy

get the rest of the food
we left in there, okay?

-Okay, baby.
-I'll be right back.

That's my grandson.

Girl, that boy is a tall drink
of water.

And good looking too.

Thank you, Mama.

[indistinct]

[indistinct]

[chuckles]

[intriguing music]

What the hell ?

[sighs]

Yo.

No, no. Shut up!

Now you listen to me.
And you listen close.

I told you yesterday,

I was going to the
family reunion today

and that I needed
that potato salad

by noon 'Cause I'm responsible
for the potato salad

every year at the family
reunion.

What?

Hold. Hold! Wait a minute.

Did I ask you for them?

Did I ask your for Rolls Royce?

No, no. Pimpie got that!

Pimpie got Rolls Royces.
These things I do not need.

What I need is potato salad.

And you didn't bring it.

Now, Pimpie is gonna look bad.

In front of the whole family.

And you know, when
I look bad, I get mad.

When I get mad,
you start to look bad.

Don't let me break up with you
over the potato salad.

Uh uh. What?

Shut up!

I want you to get a 100 pounds

potato salad, over to my
house in one hour.

What? What?

Don't make me at the
[indistinct] this phone.

Get my potato salad!

What? Just get the salad, girl.

Get the salad!

[scanner]

Can I get a price check

on this [indistinct]
cheese, please?

Price check!

Where did you get these from?
I [indistinct] a lot on time.

[customer] Isle seven.

Isle seven.
I got to check that out.

Price check!
Price check, please!

How you doing, security?

[indistinct]

[beep]

There's a lot of cheese.

Who the hell you think I'm gonna
win his love something.

Shit. This is the last time
I'm gonna do this shit.

Damn! I don't even
got my wallet.

Shit!

I got to get this potato salad.

Still waiting on that price
check! Price check please!

[alarm going off]

Security! Security!
I got a code nine!

I see two packets of potatoes!
She [indistinct]

Roger, be advised,
we got a code nine.

Let's get her!

Unit one to base,
come in!

Unit one to base, I
need backup! Mayday!

The potato bandit
has left the parameter!

[cashier screaming]

[cashier] What is going on?

Give me my potatoes back!

Let me in!

[cashier screaming]

Roger be advised potato bandit
is trying to escape.

Do something security!

[Ring Worm] That's Connie.

She always think somebody
trying to steal from her.

And that's her kids;
Big Baby and Lil' Baby.

They always eating.

Who the hell ate my chocolate
upside down pineapple cake?

Lil' Baby, did you eat my
upside down chocolate

pineapple cake? 'Cause you
sitting looking like

an upside down chocolate
pineapple cake.

I don't believe this stuff.

I paid $30 to make one cake
and now it's just missing.

I know damn well
this ain't my cake.

Did you eat my cake?

No see, I didn't eat your cake.
Besides you know,

I would never do
that to you, right?

I know damn well. Lil' Baby,
did you eat my upside down

chocolate, pineapple cake?

I told everybody in this camper,
I have hunger cramps.

I was hungry. I went to get up
to go to the bathroom,

I told you I had hunger cramps.

You was come in there,
and I said,

"Mama, I got hunger cramps,
I'm hungry."

You said, "[indistinct]

Going on and on.
So I took the cake.

You seen a little piece of
pineapple, just had a little

whipped cream at the top.

The cake was just good.

But you did good
though. I like it.

But it got rid of my cramps.
I told you I got cramps.

It ain't my fault.

I need to get it together. I
can't believe yall ate the cake

before we got
to the family reunion.

-You ain't give me none!
-I told you!

Now I'm empty handed.

Now I'm gonna look like I'm
freeloading off of people.

[cheeky music]

[Ring Worm] That is Ms. May.

She used to mess with
Viatra back in the day.

He must have whipped it on it.

She's still stalking him
to this day.

[hooting]

You know what?

Our family reunion is gonna be
so of the hook this year, man.

What is she mad?

All my family gonna be there.

Tasha you coming?

Is your cute cousin, Andre
gonna be there?

'Cause then I might
think about it, girl.

I mean, didn't I just say,
all my family gonna be there?

And why you so worried
about my cousin?

Why?

Why I'm concerned?

[talking to customer]

Girl, cause he is the sexiest
man in this world!

Woo!

One night, is all I ask for.

Y'all girls don't know
what sexy is.

Shantelle?

Your Grandaddy is sexy.

[Ms. May]
Now that is a sexy man.

Is he still married
to your Grandma, Queenie?

I think Ms. May
might be trying

to get into your Grandpa's
pants, girls.

Girl, rumor is she already been
in my Grandfather's pants,

[indistinct]

What time
is your family reunion?

[Ms. May] Maybe I will
come by or something.

Well, the itinerary
says 12 O’clock.

But you know how we be
[indistinct]

[Ms. May] Y’all want me
to bring something?

I got a recipe for some...

Potato salad that I used to make
for your Grandaddy.

He really liked it!

I used to make it for him.

When I was a little younger.

-Ms. May.
-[Ms. May] Yeah?

Tell me,

Shantelle's Grandpa used to
eat your potato salad?

[Ms. May moaning]

[Tasha giggles]

[Tasha] Did you use
mayonnaise on it?

I used, creamy Miracle Whip.

'Cause it made it,
real creamy.

So you used to keep it
creamy for him huh?

No. No, no.

No, no, Tasha. For real.

You need to stop trying to be
Ms. Information before you

you or Ms. May will be
going to my family reunion.

Don't think I'm playing.

Ms. May, I don't mind you
coming to my family reunion,

but please leave your creamy
potato salad at home.

We want no drama!

Besides, you already know
what happened to my Uncle Snake.

And you don't want that.

I ain't scared
of your crazy grand mama.

I'll kick her ass.

[Shantelle] Whatever.

[cheerful music]

[people talking and laughing]

♪ Yeah put your hands down
for this one ♪

♪ Ah ah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Chicken wings and
cobler greens ♪

What you gonna do when Snake
is here with his congregation?

I think they might try to jump
you with their bibles.

I'm gonna windmill kick
all of them,

Right back at that
that small church of yours.

[chuckles]

Might drop kick them too.

[both chuckle]

♪ I've got my apron on me ♪

♪ And i'm beating my meat. ♪

♪ I've got my apron on me ♪

♪ And I'm beating my meat ♪

Y’all know what meat I'm
talking about.

Get out of here!

Act like they don't eat my meat.

Take this hotdog.

♪ And I'm beating my meat ♪

-[meat sizzling]
-[funky music playing]

I tell you. I'm about to grab
me one of them burger though.

-Is he looking?
-Go go go go.

[Big Baby and
Lil' Baby whispering]

Man, what the-- Come on
man, chill out.

All we want is a burger.

Yo, Uncle Ring Worm,
is the food ready yet?

Man, I've got hunger cramps.
Is it ready?

I'm surprised you ain't got
no cramps in your calf muscle.

With all that baby fat,
around your upper body!

Yo, Uncle Ring Worm, I'm
not playing with you man,

I'm hungry! I'm about to
eat your little dog in a minute.

Man, Big Baby! Get your butt
away from this grill!

Before I throw you on the grill

and get everybody
in this family food!

Go play with one of
your cousins or something!

And don't be heavy handed!

'Cause you know you too rough!

And you're strong!

I'm hungry man!

God, I'm getting all emotional.

There goes the Rev. Snake
and his congregation.

Hope he don't go fool
around with Mama.

You know she watching
Tae Bo tapes?

All right.

She will kick past his
tail, back to the alter

and straight to Jerusalem.

Okay, and she don't need her
walker no more.

Honey, please.

Maybe your disability
messing with Mama.

You know, Mama went up to
New York City,

to the people's court,
to whip Judge Judy's ass.

You know she
hate playing.

Snake know better than to mess
with Queenie again.

He'd rather pull a hair
out of this lion's ass!

And get ate up by that hyena!

Than to mess with Queenie today.

I ain't know your family
was so big.

And [indistinct]

And who are the cousins over
there with signs in their hands?

What?

I know T.H.C and Resin
did tell everybody

where our reunion was.

Lord, you know the fans follow
them everywhere they go.

And they travels in pacts.

[fans screaming]

Hey! Hey!

[indistinct] T.H.C!

And it's your man, Resin!
[indistinct]

Yeah!

[indistinct]

[indistinct]

[indistinct]

[indistinct]

So, hey, I hope you brought
your own food.

We can't afford to feed
everybody.

Anything you want on the grid,
you can out hamburgers, hotdogs,

BBQ sauce, burgers,
peanut butter jelly sandwich.

Anything you want.
[indistinct] rocking on!

[fans cheering]

[indistinct] say I do.

[indistinct]
I wanna also let them know,

I know you're here for the
annual horseshoe [indistinct]

[indistinct] right over there.

Listen, we got spade, dominoes,
[indistinct] what you call it.

[indistinct]
That's right over there.

[indistinct]
everybody do their thing.

Make sure you keeping
[indistinct]

All the time.
I wanna let y’all know

I know you're here for the
annual volley ball!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Volley ball!

Come on guys!
[indistinct]

Grandma! Grandma! Grandma!

Lord have mercy.
Well, I know one thing.

If any of those [indistinct]

attack my yard,
mess on my grass,

or [indistinct] my flowers,

they gonna
catch hell on New Year's.

And they look hungry too.

You know we haven't got enough
food to feed all them people

Coming up in here,
stealing shit.

I ain't found my
potato salad bowl

from the last family reunion.

And I wants my shit.

I ain't trying to be petty,
but I'm being petty.

'Cause I don't buy cheap shit.

I buys expensive shit,
and I wants my bowls back.

[people singing]

♪ Although we have to try ♪

♪ We got the whole
[indistinct] ♪

There comes my brother, Snake.

And his whole congregation.

Queenie!
Don't get out of hand this year.

He brought a bus load of angels
to take you away to the Lord!

So don't get out of hand!

I got to go, Queenie.
I got to go.

Go home, 'cause I don't
want you to be around

when my feet start flying.

♪ We are soldiers in the army ♪

What's up, little brother?

Or should I say big brother?

I see they still let you be
the grill master huh?

They got no other choice.
I cook the best.

Plus nobody else don't wanna
smell like smoke all day.

Not even me.

I know how that is.

Where Queenie at?

She over there.

Probably waiting for you.

Don't mess with her this year
'cause she in tip top condition.

Plus she don't need
that walker no more.

Well, I'm gonna go over there
and talk to her.

I'm gonna meet you by the grill.

How ya ladies doing today?

[all together] Fine.

How you doing, Queenie?

Ms. Queenie!

Ms. Queenie.

How have you been?

How's your head been since the
last time I've seen you?

I didn't think you
was going to make it today.

I hope you learned a lesson
from that.

Because I would hate to have to
teach you another lesson today.

Ms. Queenie,
I did learn a valuable lesson.

A lesson
that changed my whole life.

Never ever mess with
the older people in the family.

[Queenie] That's right.

What I came over here
to tell you,

First, I apologize,

for disrespecting my elder.

I was wrong.

And secondly,

I wanna thank you.

For teaching me a new life!

For turning me onto the Lord.

I wanna thank you for that,
Ms. Queenie.

And I hope
you can really forgive me.

'Cause I'm sincere.

Well,

I guess I accept your apology.

But watch your mouth.

'Cause I don't likes
to be physical with you, Snake.

Or anybody else for that matter.

But I will.

Well, well, thank you, Queenie.

I really appreciate it.

Hey! Hey! Don't be going
overboard with all them hugs.

'Cause I don't like to be
hugging old folks

I have beat up in the past.

I thought you changed.

And God thought you changed.

But you ain't gonna change.

Okay. Okay.

Thank you, Ms. Queenie.

I love you. And God loves you.

Thank you Lord.

It's a family.

Fritz.

[indistinct]
gonna be all right, okay?

Yeah,
I'm glad you think so, baby.

I know your family doesn't
like me for what happened.

Listen, your mind is playing
tricks on you, all right?

If you think my family
hates you,

now I just talked to Gertrude

Gertrude is cool, she's not mad.

All right, now you know.
If anybody is gonna be mad,

it'll be her.

Girl you know what?
You're right again,

That's why I love you.

'Cause you always have my back,
no matter what.

That's right.

[both laughing]

Come on.
Let's go face the family.

Lil' Baby,

[indistinct] real girl, man.

this burger is [indistinct]

You think he's gonna be mad
if we eat all this food?

He told us to help ourselves.

So how he gonna get mad?

You know how we come to
[indistinct] helping ourselves.

[indistinct]

[both] We help ourselves.

[indistinct]
pieces of chicken roast.

You want a couple of these?

I'm gonna get a hotdog.

Hotdogs [indistinct]

[indistinct]

[indistinct]

♪ The dog is [indistinct]
the burgers [indistinct] ♪

♪ The dog is making the-- ♪

[indistinct]

[both laughing]

You ain't knowing.

You know what I don't
get though?

Why people wanna be
vegetarians, man.

[indistinct]

-[Lil' Baby] A Vega... what?
-A meatanarian.

What's an apple doing here?

Get the apple.

[indistinct] eat vegetables?

See, you got to soak it
[indistinct]

[Lil' Baby] You got to let it
marinate it on something.

We gonna get sit for like
five more minutes.

[indistinct]
you know?

[indistinct]

-Can you dig it, baby?
-I can dig it.

I'm gonna dig it
to this chicken.

[playful music]

Gerty?

I told you to keep that boy
away from that deviled eggs.

I ain't got my--

[coughs]

antihistamine spray
with me today.

This is the best deviled eggs
I've ever had in my life.

My breath is better already.

I'm getting a [indistinct]
from the breath!

Go get your dad.

Okay. Okay.

Go get your daddy.

[sighs]

Don't ever [indistinct]

Gerty? Where's your daddy?

He ain't been out here
all day long.

Mama, I told you. Daddy is in
that house watching television.

I told you we got our cable
turned on last week.

[Queenie] I sure hope you have
no nasty channels.

'Cause he'll look at them
all day long.

[playful music]

[sensual music]

Do you wanna have fun today?

Put down the ham sandwich
and order me.

I'll bring whipped cream.

You bring the strawberries.

[woman]
Do yo wanna have fun today?

Put down that ham sandwich
and order me up, right now.

You bring the strawberries.

And you could bring
whipped cream.

That only turns me on.

I liked to be turned on.

And I like to be turned on,
grandpa.

[chilled music]

[laughing]

Mama, is that, Ms. May?

What is she doing here

with that creamy ass
potato salad?

Mama, sit down.
Sit down.

You know Shantelle
does her hair.

She probably invited her.

And besides, we treat everybody
like family, right?

Whatever happened between
her and Daddy is over.

You need to mind your business.

Now, that might be your daddy,

but that's my man!

I shouldn’t have came.

I shouldn’t have came.

I shouldn’t have came, here.

I sure hope your Grandaddy
is here already, Shantelle.

'Cause I brought him
some of my...

creamy potato salad.

Is that your grandmother
rolling her eyes at me?

Ms. May,

please don't start trouble
at my family reunion.

If you do,
everybody will blame me.

I quit if I have to.

He didn't quit me.

That's why I ain't married now.

She always have been
jealous of me.

I'm gonna give her something
to be jealous of.

♪ In the club that makes
them go [indistinct] ♪

♪ That chick in the club ♪

♪ That makes them go Woo ♪

♪ That makes them go home ♪

♪ That makes them go dang ♪

♪ That makes them go Woo ♪

[Shantelle] Ms. May! Come on.
Let's go into the house.

♪ That makes them go bam ♪

♪ That makes them go Woo ♪

She's jealous.

[moaning on TV]

Hey, Viatra.

Yeah, it's me.

I brought you some of my
creamy potato salad.

You know...

the kind that you used to
eat off me.

When you said I looked like,

Marilyn Monroe.

[moans]

You remember?

Or do you need me to...

refresh your memory?

[Viatra grins]

I remember just like
it was yesterday.

Why don't you let me,
taste your potato salad?

So I can see if it's still...

the creamiest.

[moaning]

[gunshot]

What's going on here?

Umm...

We ain't doing nothing.

Umm... Ms.

Ms. May was just... Just...

giving me a... a...

taste of her cream.. creamy
potato salad.

You... you know how I like that
creamy potato salad.

I told you,

he likes his
potato salad creamy.

And I...

have the creamiest.

I know you're not cheating on
me for something more creamier.

Oh, baby, uh, uh, uh

I wouldn't

be a fool enough to cheat on you
for something...

creamier?

[Viatra]
Everybody knows I love you.

And your cream.

[silence]

Umm, Ms. May,

would you give us a second?

We need a little privacy.

I have to rub a little cream
on my baby's...

sore back.

Now, punk!

[Queenie giggling]

If I ever see you talking to
Ms. May again,

I'm gonna have to
hurt you daddy.

Oh, baby.

[chuckles]

I still love you though.

[peaceful music]

[Ring Worm] Break!

Yeah baby, yeah.

You good man, you good.

That is Leon.

What the...?

How the heck did he get...?

Is that Leon out there?

Hey, hey, hey.

You going over there
and play, right now.

[tense music]

I thought he was
locked down too, Diana.

[sighs]

What's up, Fritz?

You know, a lot has been on my
mind since I've been locked up.

Hey, Leon, I know you mad at me

and you probably wanna kill me
for what I've put you through--

Hey! Let me talk man.

All right?

I know I was wrong
for stealing the diamonds

but you suppose to
look over that, man.

All I'm asking now,
is that you just forgive me.

Yeah, I forgive you nephew.

The thing is,
can you forgive me?

I should've given you
a job when you asked me for one.

You're family, and family
should stick together.

You're right. The family
should've stick together

That's real.

Come on. Give it up.

There you go.

Hey, Leon,

I'm gonna ask you a question

and I want you
to you to tell me the truth.

[Lil' Leon] What is up?

The police was out here,

looking for them diamonds

and they could never find
any traces of them.

I mean, they looked high and low
and always came up with nothing.

What'd you with those diamonds?

I know where the diamonds are,
man, they ain't a thing though.

Just wait right here.
Hold tight.

[intriguing music]

What's going on, Leon?

What are you doing?

I've got business
to take care of right now.

I've got business
to take care of right now.

Just hold on, all right?

♪ Somebody is calling my name ♪

♪ Hush. Hush. Hush ♪

♪ Somebody is calling my name ♪

♪ Hush ♪

♪ Somebody is calling my name ♪

♪ Hush. Hush. Hush ♪

♪ Somebody is calling my name ♪

Here they go, man.

All and accounted for.

There's just one thing
I want you to do, man.

Take some of this, and put it
on my commissary, man.

So I can live like
a player up in the joint.

You know what I'm saying, I'm up
there man, in the canteen.

Oodles and noodles.

Oatmeal cream pie--

Hey! Hey! Leon! Don't you
worry about nothing!

I got your back!

You just go ahead
and do your time.

Bring it to the door,
step outside the door,

your family gonna be there.
Limousine and a job.

Now, come on!

I'm gonna take it
for your word, man.

[Lil' Leon] I'm gonna hold
you to your word--

Man! I said, come on.

I got your back!

Now, come on.

This is the family reunion.

You'll always be family to me,
Fritz. That's for sure.

Come on, have a nice day, man.

Picnic out here.
Let's have some fun.

Yeah. It's a family
reunion, man,

we might as well have some fun.

Come on, baby.

♪ Somebody is calling my name ♪

[Lil' Leon] What's up y’all?

[people talking and laughing]

♪ Somebody is calling my name ♪

We got a good a good
show for ya

They gonna do their thang!

I wanna introduce, another
brother to y'all!

God know I'm in love!
He always makes us laugh!

Y’all, give it up for cousin,
Skiee! Make some noise!

[fans cheering]

[upbeat music]

[fans cheering]

Hey, what's up little bugger?

I haven't seen you
in a little bit.

What you up... Oh my..

God. Your nose.

-What are you doing?
-Nothing!

You're doing something.

I'm eating my boogers.

I can see that.

For what? Why?

See her in that shoes?
There, in those shoes.

She uses her thumb.

See how I [indistinct] fingers.

[indistinct]

[indistinct]

But I know what they'd be doing.

[indistinct]

I don't know
what they'd be doing.

Well, this may come as
a shocker to you, little bugger,

but you all could see T.H.C
is a digger,

[indistinct] double up.

See those joints?

They're golden and treasurable.

And every time
that they grow up,

I'll be here to appreciate them.

Give it a try.
See what it's like in your life.

Yeah. How does it ta--

Can I have your autograph?

Of course you can.

-What's your name?
-Tiffany.

No, no. Not over there.
Right here.

[chilled music]

Man.

When you gonna
stop beatboxing.

Your breath is kicking!

Yo, what's up family?

Pimpie!!!

What's up man?

How ya all doing?

Hey.

You all got a little room for
Pimpie play some cards with?

No, no, no.

Wayne. Get your butt up!

You ain't got to go home but you
got to get the hell out of here.

You [indistinct]

Plus your brother is kicking.

You've got a little stinky
breath problem?

Man, he got to kiss somebody.

-Get up!
-Hold on to that partner.

Do me a favor, don't
do no breathing.

That boy's breath been stinking
for two days.

Oh man, feel the brother up.

[loud breathing]

Card playing.

-Some real card playing.
-That's right.

We gotta do it like we did
back in the day.

But don't be cheating.
'Cause you know you cheat.

You ain't my partner, I ain't
talking to you.

Real player, now we--

[relaxing music]

♪ Hmm hmm hmm ♪

♪ Hmm hmm hmm ♪

Leon Black?

We know that you are here!

So what you need to do,
is surrender yourself

to us immediately.
So we don't have to shoot you!

And leave you with
your family for good!

Leon Black?

♪ Sweet hour ♪

Now see, you're putting your
whole family at risk!

Now, come out with your hands up

so nobody gets hurt out here!

Don't just think about
yourself, Leon!

I got to go again.

You don't act... hey, don't act
like you don't know

this was gonna happen.
Just hold me down, all right?

Okay?

[sobbing]

[family talking]

♪ Sweet love ♪

♪ Sweet love ♪

[Fritz[ Take it to the door!

I got your back!

Don't worry about nothing!

[police officers talking]

[indistinct]

[family all talking]

Love you, Leon!

Y’all stick together while
I'm gone i'll be back.

I love ya all, man!

We're family!

This weekend I learned a lot
about reconciliation.

Between the Best
and the Black family.

And I know if we can reconcile
our differences,

the whole universal family,

can reconcile worldwide.

Where's Viatra?

Do they have cable TV
in the back?

See, what we got to do,

we got to learn
how to love one another.

And start living Christ life.

We also got to bring out
communities back together.

And start living like a family,
outside of our family.

That's what God wants us to do.

He want us to change
His world for the better.

So, as I lead you today,

I want you to understand
that church

lives within you.

Every second of the day.

Amen.

[church organ playing]

Where is Ring Worm?

[Ring Worm] Now, I know I ain't
make it to church today,

but I know my brother.

He preach too long.

Plus I got to get ready
for the next family reunion.

It's gonna be better
than this one.

Gerd?

I'm serious. I'm for real.

[chuckles]

Giddy up! Come on!

[indistinct]

♪ Candy and some
black-eyed peas ♪

♪ Mamma in the kitchen
throwing down ♪

♪ Music blasting out real loud ♪

♪ It's going on, I see a crowd ♪

♪ Off the beat of [indistinct]
getting down ♪

♪ And there's nothing better ♪

♪ Than chilling
with your people ♪

♪ Everyone is having some fun ♪

♪ Sitting back with my
[indistinct] ♪

♪ hoping [indistinct] ♪

♪ that [indistinct]
was already done ♪

♪ Ain't nothing but a party ♪

♪ [indistinct] party ♪

♪ [indistinct] get down ♪

♪ Down, down, down ♪

♪ Ain't nothing but a party ♪

♪ To the party ♪

♪ ghetto people going down ♪

♪ [indistinct] ♪

♪ Sure is smelling
good in here ♪

♪ Forgot to wash [indistinct] ♪

♪ Save my seat
better not take my seat♪

♪ What we have been
focus on ♪

♪ [indistinct] ♪

♪ Half the things I might
just [indistinct] ♪

♪ And there's nothing better
than chilling with your people ♪

♪ And everyone is having
a ball ♪

♪ Sitting back with my
[indistinct] ♪

♪ Checking out
embarrassing pictures ♪

♪ Of when they were young♪

♪ Ghetto party ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Party oho ♪

♪ I think it's time
to get it up ♪

♪ Let's go. Come on. Come on ♪

♪ Come on, come on ♪

♪ Let's go. Come on. Come on ♪

♪ Come one, come on ♪

♪ It's time to get it up ♪

♪ Come on, come on ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go ♪

♪ Giddy up, giddy up ♪

♪ Come on, come on ♪

♪ Let me see you moving ♪

♪ Giddy up, giddy up ♪

♪ Let me see you moving ♪

♪ Giddy up, giddy up ♪

♪ [indistinct]

♪ Giddy up, giddy up ♪

♪ It's giddy up, giddy up babe ♪

♪ Giddy up, giddy up ♪

♪ Everybody wanna party ♪

♪ Get together
♪ Giddy up, giddy up ♪

♪ Let your booty get lose ♪

♪ You ain't a hot boy ♪

♪ But you got that fire ♪

♪ You want, they got ♪

♪ You want, they got ♪

♪ Chick in da club ♪

♪ That make them go bam ♪

♪ That chick in da club
that make them go Whoo ♪

♪ That chick in da club
that make them go home ♪

♪ You gone, they gone ♪

♪ You gone, they gone ♪

♪ That chick in da club
that make them go bam ♪

♪ That chick in da club
that make them go Whoo ♪

♪ That chick in da club
that make them go home ♪

♪ You gone, they gone ♪

♪ You gone, they gone ♪

♪ That chick in da club
that make them go bam ♪

♪ That chick in da club
that make them go Whoo ♪

♪ That chick in da club
that make them go home ♪

♪ You gone, they gone ♪

♪ You gone, they gone ♪

♪ We gone ♪