Extra Terrestrial Visitors (1983) - full transcript

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You sure this is the place? Sure, I'm sure.

Well, I think I'm sure. Told you that
schmuck knew sweet FA about sweet FA

and you think you know it all don't you
I just don't want to spend a night out

in this crap than nothing but Christ's
sake will you keep your voices down

there's ranges around here and a night
like this now they're huddled around a

fire somewhere

this way

that's the nest we'll make a fortune
with that lot there nightingale sings



I'll believe that when they've hatched out
layoff will you matt? Here's the rope. Go

to the truck and bring a ladder Sam

there's something very strange going on
at night

look over there didn't you hear me go
get that damn ladder

did you see that did you see it what are
you talking about look like a huge ball

of fire crashed over there both of like
there was no bolt of lightning I tell

you something crashed back there what's
going on I just saw nothing schmuck

you're seeing things and I swear to you
I saw something crashed back there I

don't know maybe a meteor I don't forget
it Sam just go and bring me the goddamn

ladder will you go on I don't take all
night which we brought bill along

instead of that crazy one
oh he's changed sides worked for the

Rangers now what Bill on the side of the
law that's incredible let's try that

nest over there

yeah well worth the trouble hey let me
have a look mmm you will pay the rent



for a while
where's Sam no I don't know should have

been back by now the whole hey what if
the son of a bitches run on my sake of

the truck - come on

like God

was Lucic
yeah I knew it said of a bitch ran out

on us looked like we spend the night out
here so let's make the best of it

here you gotta be kidding all the
camping equipment was in the pickup so

what it won't be the first time you've
roughed it come on

see that came around here isn't usually
at all nervous it's weird

there they go again something strange is
going on

cries you're beginning to sound like
that schmuck Sam well I don't know why

or why but I got a funny feeling and I
don't like it

it's the big hurry the big hurries I
want to get the hell out of here

I tell you there's something weird going
on or you stick around if you like I

move

hey listen Bert why don't we make to the
refuge and ask Bill to put us up which

we'd have four walls in the roof and a
jail cell tomorrow oh yeah I guess

you're right
give me some of that I'm starving

look what I got here Uncle Bill
centipede it's a little obvious for

takata's to me it's a centipede it's
always been called a centipede

what have you got there well it's
obvious for Takata centipede

well Chuck the filthy thing away well my
insect collection then take it up to

your room okay can I go out and find
some more specimens later you've got to

help your uncle in the cellar now then
finish your breakfast

hold it hold it
it stinks let's take it again from the

top
thanks you guys are all over the place

here we come about time

oh hell don't say they're gonna have
problems not now Christ no there we go

there okay good riddance now we can kill
us some game in peace and quiet

or maybe just go and rest in the cabin I

say we take a rest

the song

okay hmm good yeah well it stinks well
what's the matter with nose it was great

I hope you're joking I never joke about
my living well I thought it was great

this time great yeah Cathy was half
asleep and you Tracy

you were blessing out like a foghorn
what's wrong with him then did he get up

on the wrong side of the banner and you
me what come on out with it

you came in half a beat late I'm not
going to argue Sharon you came in late

come on Rick give me a break
you're always early you're impossible to

follow fantastic everybody it was
fantastic

Gary's really excited about this take
why don't you ask him hmm hey guys the

fun's over well I still say you were all
fantastic really

that's okay Gary it's been a long day
we'll hear it on Monday

Thanks have a nice weekend and now let's
get out of here let's get up into those

mountains and breathe a little fresh air
after the atmosphere in here it'll

probably kill us Tracy go pick up the
scores me and my big mouth

place is really great you'll love it up
there hey Gary how about it huh sorry oh

come on Gary you have a wonderful time
I'll belong to you soul and body I'm

sorry Tracy it's been a long week and
well okay don't worry I get the message

I know I'm not your type what the hell
there's always Robert Redford hey come

on give me a break
that's what I was doing don't call us

we'll call you so long super stud huh
bitch you're even than I am

mom I'm going out for a second don't be
too long no no look Sharon honey I'm

sorry I got all uptight this is
important to me this LP you know that

don't you just forget it will you you
know I didn't mean anything

hey you've got all weekend you think the
weather's going to hold hmm hey where

did you say we were going the sender
National Forest it's a fantastic place

so peaceful and so quiet let us all for
miles I suppose you got it it's really

out of the way just a few Rangers and a
lot of bears I guess I'll just have to

find a ranger or a bear to sleep with
then I'm cold

I didn't bring my jacket do you mind if
I put on one of yours Rick darlin

somebody else needs warming up who the
hell is that

hi y'all I'm Nora Stapleton Oh Ricky you
were wonderful marvelous you were all

great we're gonna have such fun this
weekend yeah great fun Sharon's got

either that bitch are you all right Rick

earth made you invite her along forgot
we met the other day I guess I must have

told her about the weekend by accident
yeah accidentally on purpose never

thought you'd actually copy it lost I
can't do that can i turns out she's the

daughter of one of the bosses here it's
a part of the establishment doesn't it

and she happens to like the way I
perform anyway an artist has to think

about his public doesn't he hmm
especially if your public has boobs like

that

don't let it ruin your weekend
Sharon I think you're making a mountain

out of a molehill leave me alone I'm
going home

believe me it's not what you think of
course not it's probably worse anyway

that's it I'm finished with him listen
Sharon deep down that guy is nuts about

you making out with chicks as part of
his act as an artist one today a

different one tomorrow none of it is
serious except the fact and if you love

him stand up and fight for it there's no
way you'll lose out especially against

an idiot like that so cool it and relax
okay

Brian's right you know Sharon yes isn't
he always

why couldn't I fall in love with him
that rotten creep

come on

what you do

you call me
me you tell me

you call me to tell me

from me

you

you

and one of you going help Rick collect
firewood

Britany wait for me hey I don't think
the others like me being here there

instead of word to me nor them then oh
sure

who brought you here me or them you and
you're right I don't care

kiss me Ricky now later they're waiting
for us I only asked you to kiss me don't

you want to

where are you Rick oh I'm coming Tommy
Tommy is that you well if nothing else

you do a great steak I wish everybody
like them what do you think Laura dear

mmm are you good you look like you're
enjoying it

my mother's just the best darn cook in
the world she taught me to enjoy good

eating especially steaks huh not only
all kinds of me sounds like a talented

lady your mother what is this you guys
laughing at me all the time you're very

funny oh yeah sure I know that you hate
me you're jealous aren't you cuz Ricky

likes me well that's the way the cookie
crumbles honey tell her what we did in

the woods Ricky she'd love to know right
Sharon

Laura I think I better go after her
no leave her alone for a while let her

cool off you know we have been very hard
on her

is anybody there
Ricky is that you don't play games with

me please hey hey look at the little
birdy icon

what are you Seifert you know what Matt
you're a real blockhead you're just

looking to land up in jail
shit don't let me get away I hate doing

nothing you better run
so I'll force that way she won't get

part great weather for a picnic I read
it in my horoscope

Jesus that little bitch can run all that
faster than I thought yeah well you're a

jerk God what was that it was Laura
Laura

come on

nothing but trouble match let's get out
of here fast

this way

there she is
come on

Laura Jesus isn't dead is she I don't
think so but you're sure in bad shape

get her legs what happened to her should
I know she was a slip

are you where are they there they are
over there

oh my god what happened I don't know she
fell into a ravine things could get kind

of tricky now this place is gonna be
swarming with Rangers soon we better be

on our way out of here
we'll make for the old hideout in the

canyon at Big Bend Christ it's miles
away come on give me one of the blankets

here there's a warmer up yeah she's out
cold we've got to get her to a hospital

I'll take her hold on Rick it's more
than 50 miles in this weather in these

roads you wouldn't get very far we have
to do something Brian we can't just

leave her it's my fault I forced her to
run Sharon whether he loves me she'll be

all right you'll see don't cry now what
can we do Brian

the only answer is to get to the refuge
of Black Butte where there's a telephone

they can help us then let's get our
things come on

Tommy why haven't you gone to bed yet I
did mum but kitty was meowing and I

thought maybe he was hurry oh he's
already eaten at least three times today

then he certainly shouldn't have anymore
okay come on into bed one of these days

we're going to have trouble with yuzu in
you get Sahgal down now go to sleep all

right
yes mum night-night mom

you all just wait and see you're gonna
have a new friend soon what are you ones

this time of night we need help
go and find it somewhere out no wait a

minute please please get out what's
going on with mr. troublemaker please we

need help open the door then go on

please ma'am
can we use your phone there's been an

accident yes certainly
what kind of that girl she fell bring me

this phone isn't working alright yeah
fine

the lines dead there's been a rock fall
the roads blocked

the phone lines are probably down too
god only knows how you got this far you

get through to the hospital
no way a phone screwed up that's all we

need
happens all the time we have these

storms sure there must be some way of
getting help right now they're right you

sure of course I am
come on I'll make you some coffee don't

worry she'll be all right with a good
night's rest she'll be as right as rain

come on what's going on nothing
the phone's not working the road back to

town is blocked looks like there's no
way out of here

but Laura needs help there must be some
way doesn't look like not in this bloody

wilderness you and your out-of-the-way
places come on now Rick you can't blame

Brian for what's happened we've been up
here before and never had any problems I

know I'm not blaming him it'll all be
alright I know where we can get help

please mrs. Stephen thank you Molly
Stephen tell us mrs. Stephens just a few

miles from here there's a forest rangers
cabin they've got a radio then what are

we waiting for
not now you'll have to wait for daylight

at night you would make it anyway since
it's springtime the Rangers will be out

searching for poachers I'm right bill
anti-bill knows where the patrols get to

he'll take you there tomorrow now you
must get some rest it's no good worrying

we've got plenty of space here so as
soon as you finish your coffee I'll show

you doing you're being very kind

when I get ahold of that bastard Sam I
swear I'll kill him

standing us up here like this that's not
so bad

there's a connection I know will give us
at least it's a 3,000 bucks for this lot

and how are we supposed to get back to
town huh on foot it wouldn't be the

first time why don't we take the kids
camper are you crazy

haven't you screwed things up enough
already huh what was that noise it's the

Rangers

what on earth is the enemy looks like a
cross between a pig and a bear my god

it's ugly the careful
could be dangerous may be ugly but it

appears harmless enough sure is a
strange bird think it could be worth

something yeah maybe keep them busy hey
yeah

enjoying yourself take a little night
stroll trouble is the weather's a little

bit rough for that isn't it go on
talking hmm

yeah you must be hungry huh Absa come
closer you won't hurt you don't be

afraid go help yourself God give me a
hand be strong I I can't I can't hold

him

hungry again aren't you there's no need
to worry grumpy you like that name don't

you Trump I'm your friend
and I won't let anyone hurt you Trumpy

hello
Hey look look what I got for you

oh boy you sure are greedy aren't you
Wow

if you keep drinking milk like that
you're gonna grow really big and strong

then we can play together
you know what playing is grumpy no I'll

teach you
we're gonna have such fun boy how you've

grown
you're unbelievable keep growing like

that and you won't fit any clothes then
what are we gonna do Tommy come on down

and eat your breakfast you've got to
hide do you understand

you've got to hide Tommy did you hear me

Rick what's wrong Laura

there's nothing we can do what happened
mommy it's nothing to do with you dear

and I don't want you coming in here
understand have you finished your

breakfast mm-hmm
then you know what you have to do now

Trumpy I told you to stay outside nobody
must see you if you want to stay with me

you've got to do what I tell you hmm
you don't want them to separate us do

you I've brought you something special
to eat are you hungry now tramping there

you are then you want some more good you
know sooner or later mommy's gonna

notice all this food disappearing these
will put away for later whoa now we can

play do you know how to play Trumpy what
do you know nothing all right then I'll

teach you something very easy I'll show
you how to do a jigsaw okay here come on

you see the pieces go together you
understand it's easy

well Trumpy did you get it no well let's
try another game how did you do it ah

that's cheating you must teach me one
day all right now then look at me pay

attention and repeat what I do are you
watching

and now what are we gonna do find the
Rangers and tell them what's happened to

you it's a bit late it's more important
now than ever before

you saw them those marks on our face
it's all my fault

come on Sharon calm down we build one of
the jeep wowie the road is in a terrible

condition come on bill if anyone can get
through you can we've got to try listen

I'll come with you I'll just get up I'll
go you stay with Sharon why don't we all

go in the camper it's too big to get
from Crown Point well what about the

phone then the lines are still down I
just tried it

Wow that's it what a fuckup this
back-to-nature crap is

that's my mommy do you have a mommy
you don't know does she look like this

or like this where is she then
oh she's in a tree I'm a star oh wow

with this you can see the stars you want
to look here I'll show you you can do

magic things

Tommy what are you doing what was all
that noise Tommy did you hear me Tommy

come on quickly
I didn't they don't know are you okay

yes mom what's going on a little jolt
got out but my hamster Joe escaped well

there might be a little more careful
I've told you a thousand times I don't

want you turning this house into a zoo
and stop fidgeting around like that yes

ma'am all right now come downstairs with
me and behave yourself I've got enough

problems

they're much hunting up here bill
sometimes there is

I thought hunting wasn't allowed around
here right why are you carrying this

rifle in with that friend of yours Laura
I carry one still be alive

Molly is the television working I think
so yeah well at least we won't miss

Dallas this week seeing other people's
problems makes me forget mine Tracey how

can you kill around like this things
being the way they are because if I

didn't I'd be in hysterics it doesn't
work that's strange

it was working yesterday the radio makes
the funny noise - can I go back to my

room mommy yes you can

how's Sharon she's gone to bed she was
shattered what a weekend it's a great

place so peaceful so quiet huh grumpy
you can come out now

Travie where are you

have you seen Trumpy

things have changed up here bill
here they have I don't like the way it

kind of a well feels I don't know the
last time I was up here the atmosphere

is different something weirds going on
your friends is dead and it's bound to

have an effect

weathers getting worse vote is
impossible

we'll think we're even gonna get through
we better head back but the others are

relying on us to get help we have to try
maybe we'll take the razor track so it

passes something we can get through well
what are we waiting for

hey slow down I don't like risking my
life on impulse

Trumpy come on where are you

tromping are you in here

Trumpy

it looked like anybody's in but how can
you tell from here a fire going this

weather for sure Charlie Jack is anyone
there check it back

wouldíve

what the hell happened

the radio is not working Charlie Jack is
the only one here you think they're in

the other room
throw a shouting I sure hope

he's dead I think what's that say mark
but Laura had to see one of the Rangers

no he's a poacher name of Matt Collins

let's get the hell out of here

you're a good cook Tracy unusual with
girls today well my mother taught me she

always said that men like you for your
meat and after for your dessert you know

how it is if you haven't got a pretty
face to begin with there's nothing you

can do believe me I've tried everything
including the seven-day Beauty plan come

on it's not that bad you got a lot of
good points yeah and I know the ones men

like these and this but you're very
intelligent yeah I don't know what

frightens the guys more my face or my
intelligence hey I'm getting a bit

worried about Brian and Bill they've
been gone now for hours Oh

maybe they got held up Oh couldn't find
the Rangers oh yeah these Rangers are

they good look Oh Tracy all right Molly
I know just in case however I'm going to

get my makeup from the camper
I forgot it last night now what's going

on Tommy you've been running in and out
all day what are you looking for nothing

just getting some water for Joe Oh Joe
are you hiding a man somewhere in this

house Joe is Tommy's hamster trace Oh
what is shave

still isn't working well I'll have Bryan
that old geezer got to it's been seven

hours since they left didn't have that
far to go maybe something happened to

them wouldn't surprise me builds as
thick as two planks how are sharin and

Kathy they took sleeping pills and went
to bed they were absolutely scared out

of their wit's maybe you should do the
same

Rumpy where are you hiding

oh my god why she's dead yes she is what
the hell is going on damned animal what

animal where's Brian
dead dead we're back at the hut

what's happening answer me you goat what
is this what have you done your bastard

stop it
have you both gone crazy I wanna know

who it was kill Brian and Tracey and why
I told you it was that weird animal and

if we stay here it'll kill us all
what sort of fairy tale is this oh

listen Rick we'll sort this out later
now help Bill carry Tracey inside bill

Robbie where are you I really don't know
what kind of animal it was well I know

as I was very lucky whatever it is it's
already killed four people and maybe

more where are you going Rick to wake up
the girls

what so we can get out of here I ain't
hanging about to find out who's next for

the chop we can't leave now
no why not cuz it's getting dark coz the

roads blocked because that thing that
murderous animal is maybe waiting for us

he's right you know we'd better wait
till morning listen I'm sick and tired

of hearing the same old story
you should have cash then how can you

say that Rick well I'm getting out of
here and if I were you I'd take the kid

and leave you do what you would Molly
but if you've got a bit of sense then

you'll stay he's right Rick
he knows the forest better make sure all

the doors and windows are bolted

Trumpy where are you Trumpy can you hear
me the other used a gun I've never

needed a gun to defend myself Yeah right
you probably pay others to defend you

mm-hmm
what the hell are you doing what are you

doing it's that idiot he's gone crazy
look what is it with you two haven't we

got enough trouble I don't like anyone
bugging me it's Tommy

where did you spring from didn't I tell
you to stay in your room I went to fetch

some plants / all ants for all your
animals I suppose right that's it out

there going to go in the morning now get
to your room and don't move till I tell

you to wake up Kathy what's going on I
don't know I heard a shot a shot you

must have been dreaming
wake up what time is it ah not working

has Brian come back yet I don't know I
just heard voices from downstairs

wow those pills sure are strong I'm
gonna take a shower and try to wake

myself oh that's a good idea but don't
take too long

Trumpy no stay there why did you kill
that girl why did you do that now I

can't be your friend anymore you're
naughty grumpy very naughty now they'll

kill you you wouldn't kill me would you

Trumpy was it you you saying there's
another one

listen Trumpy Uncle Bill wants to kill
you see he doesn't know there's another

one what can we do you can't stay here
anymore and I don't want you to go

listen we'll go together and hide in the
woods no wait here I'll find you a

disguise

yeah

hold on a minute I'll go and investigate

open the door mommy what's happened it's
Kathy quickly get her onto the bed

what's happening here
what was that thing some kind of weird

animal where Brian and Tracy
Sharon calm down calm down come on

Trumpy what are you doing here go on
Tommy Tommy we can't leave now Lynn

something's happened downstairs you've
got to hide go on quickly or they'd kill

you Tommy what is it ma'am are you all
right son mm-hmm let's go downstairs are

you sure we ought to go after it now
bill now's the time to finish the

goddamn thing off once and for all
it's wounded and we can follow its trail

don't isn't it better to wait till I
tell you Molly now is the time to finish

it off but bill why don't you leave it
for the Rangers isn't it Molly

we can't just sit here waiting for it to
come back and kill us all we got to

destroy this monster and we got to do it
now it's not a monster it wants to be

our friend how can you say that after
all that's happened because it's true

they all want to be our friends but we
won't let them that's enough Tommy you

know nothing about this don't worry
we'll be careful go there's been enough

killing

are you coming or not

Sharon Tommy both of you know mommy
don't shoot him Tommy

Trumpy is good it wasn't him Tommy get
away from it no mommy don't shoot please

Tommy it's going to kill you! Run Trumpy quickly.

I must have crossed over to the other
side let's go

just disappeared into thin air
then he walked downstream in the water

the clever son of a bitch

we'll never find him now Darby we must
go faster if they catch us then shoot

you come on hurry I trace

we'll have to wait till daylight
daylight would be long gone let's check

back on the other side again come on

don't make any noise they mustn't bypass

can't be

Trumpy where are you hiding?

Oh

sounded like Tommy sure did where did it
come from that way

Tommy Tommy where are you

don't worry I just like to help you I'm
not like the others how blast won't you

take the other no please don't hurt them
get out of the way coming get out of the

way

stop me Molly
behind him

Oh my god. Where's Tommy?! Went that way.

Wait Molly come on Trumpy I'm sorry
Tommy Tommy answer me please

Tommy where are you

it's just no good no Trumpy they'll
never let us stay together you frighten

them you understand I'll never forget
you trumpy

now please go and don't come back do you
understand don't ever come back

tell me where are you go away troubie I
hate you go away we're not friends

anymore
go away alright Trumpy I'll go then I'm

over here mommy

mommy I'm here Molly he's here

Tommy!

mom it's alright darling there's no
danger now Rikki's kill that horrible

monster yes Tommy all the monsters are
dead isn't that right?

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