Evilio vuelve (El purificador) (1994) - full transcript
- Patricia, I'm very upset
- I always cook on the grill without using fats
- And you go to parties where you eat all you want
- It can't be!
- Mum, you know I follow the diet at home
- But If we go to a party I don't want to make a fool of myself
- Patricia! Please!
- Dad, It is not very normal that she takes
some slices of wholemeal bread from her handbag
- And you, please. Don't talk in public about my grades
- If you don't buy me a motorcycle,
don't expect too much
- All of my friends have motorcycles but me
- Patricia!
- Robert!
- Hi
- Good night
- Sorry to bother you
- I'm not a beggar
- Nor a panhandler
- Nor a hobo
- But due to circumstances beyond my will
I don't have a place to sleep tonight
- So... If you were so kind to let me stay
in your house tonight
- So I will be able to sleep indoors...
Evilio Comes Back
THE PURIFIER
- Please Patricia, Would you mind decreasing the
volume of the TV? Your grandma is sleeping
- Mum, Grandma is as deaf as a post
- Patricia!
- Don't talk to your mother that way and use the
earphones I bought
- You spend the day watching TV
- You have to go to sleep
- It's too late
- Leave me alone! They put a special show
about Nirvana on TV and I want to see it
- Patricia!
- Robert, What was that noise?
- I don't know
- I'm sure you didn't hang your
surfboards properly, as always
- Now, It will be over the bikes
- We should call Security
- I'll take a look
- Please, don't go. It could be dangerous
- Don't be a fool!
- Is anyone there?
- You have it all, uh?
- A cottage
- A pool... An awesome car...
- You have it all
- You have it all and you don't want to share
- So now, you have...
- Nothing
- Nothing!
- I'm getting nervous
- I'm sure something bad happened to your father
- Mum, don't be so hysterical
- I'm going to call the Police
- I can not take anymore
- Oh my God! There is no line
- Something bad has happened here
- Pleas mum, Don't be silly
- Here is Dad
- DIY!
- What are you doing?
- Pretty! Don't run!
- Don't run! You could fall to the ground
- Jeromin
- Stay here
- I'll be back
- I have something to do...
- Take something to eat
- I'll be back
- Don't move
- [Nothing bad is gonna happen to you, miss...
- We're all good people here]
- Don't be afraid
- This is 'The Purifier'
- How old are you, sweety?
- Uh?
- Seventeen
- You seem older...
- For your age
- This is because you live well
- You have...
- 'Cospak Dis' (compact disc)
- A lot of friends
- Big dolls
- And these clothes...
- All brand clothes
- Like this
- It's very pretty...
- But with this money you could dress
a little African boy from head to toe
- What are you doing, hog?
- You have vomited!
- What is this?
- A prawn
- Fuck... And is almost entirely
- This is...
- The food to feed two Chinese boys for three days
- You eat like if you were turkeys
- Swallowing, without chewing
- And this is due to you having an abundance of food
- Gluttony
- But the food...
- Has to be harnessed
- Are you a good girl?
- Yes I am
- And I'm sure that, in the end, you're also a good man
- Only in the end?
- I'm a very nice guy
- I'm the Law... a bit
- Do You love your parents?
- I mean did you, because now... They're both dead
- Oh my!.. a kitten
- Pussy, pussy...
- It is so small and so cute
- How charming
- It is so cute
- Because it's a baby
- But then
- It will grow
- And would be able to eat my little friend Jeromin
- And we don't want this to happen, don't We?
- So I will make it sleep
- You know what I mean...
- Kitty
- Kitty
- Well
- Such is Life
- Don't cry, honey
- There is nothing amiss
- Kitty is now in Heaven... with your parents...
And it's very happy
- Listen
- Do you respect your elders?
- Your generation have lost your manners
- You have no education
- You young people are getting worse every day
- Is there anything worse...
- Than shouting at an adult?
- No, indeed
- I'm glad you agree
- I'm glad we get on
- Ultimately, you and I...
- Will be...
- Good friends
- Excuse me
- Grandma
- Grandma!
- Grandma!
- Grandma!
- Grandma!
- Oh,man
- See?
- I didn't want
- I didn't want to do it
- I thought we got on
- Why did you shout at your grandma?
- I had to...
- Kill you
- I have to admit that you look prettier
- When you're quiet
- Ma'am, ma'am
- Excuse me, Why are you getting out of bed so late?
- You should be sleeping
- Yes...
- I'm unable to sleep and I'm going to make tea
- Do you want some?
- Yes, of course
- I'll follow you
- Sit down, I'll make it in a moment
- OK
- Ma'am! What are you doing?
- Can you smell it?
- You're right. Maybe there's a gas leakage
- Right
- We better drink a cold chocolate
- Much better!
- From the tropical Africa
- My head... My head...
- How bad is getting old
- Dou you want some biscuits for dipping?
- OK
- I have some teacakes
- That are delicious
- But the best I have is...
- Some bagels my grandchild brought me from London
- That are supposed to be excellent
- Taste it and give me your opinion
- Taste it, taste it
- Of course...
- I also have some cookies from Santa Clara
- Made with eggs
- By nuns
[I DEDICATE THIS SHORT TO MY PARENTS...]
- Taste it, Taste it
[...THANKS FOR ABANDONING ME AT A JUNKYARD]
- I think you will like it
- Of course
- Are you sure?
- Yes
- I forgot I also have some cupcakes that
take one's breath away
- I think you will like it
- I can see in your face that
you love all kind of sweets
- I think you love sweets
- Wait here
- Grandma
- With all this shit You could have fed
a village full of Chinese..
- For a week!
- Jeromin!
- Don't play with this lighter
- It can make sparks, and the kitchen is full of gas
- Jeromin
- Jeromin
- Jeromin
- No...Jeromin!
- No!
- I always cook on the grill without using fats
- And you go to parties where you eat all you want
- It can't be!
- Mum, you know I follow the diet at home
- But If we go to a party I don't want to make a fool of myself
- Patricia! Please!
- Dad, It is not very normal that she takes
some slices of wholemeal bread from her handbag
- And you, please. Don't talk in public about my grades
- If you don't buy me a motorcycle,
don't expect too much
- All of my friends have motorcycles but me
- Patricia!
- Robert!
- Hi
- Good night
- Sorry to bother you
- I'm not a beggar
- Nor a panhandler
- Nor a hobo
- But due to circumstances beyond my will
I don't have a place to sleep tonight
- So... If you were so kind to let me stay
in your house tonight
- So I will be able to sleep indoors...
Evilio Comes Back
THE PURIFIER
- Please Patricia, Would you mind decreasing the
volume of the TV? Your grandma is sleeping
- Mum, Grandma is as deaf as a post
- Patricia!
- Don't talk to your mother that way and use the
earphones I bought
- You spend the day watching TV
- You have to go to sleep
- It's too late
- Leave me alone! They put a special show
about Nirvana on TV and I want to see it
- Patricia!
- Robert, What was that noise?
- I don't know
- I'm sure you didn't hang your
surfboards properly, as always
- Now, It will be over the bikes
- We should call Security
- I'll take a look
- Please, don't go. It could be dangerous
- Don't be a fool!
- Is anyone there?
- You have it all, uh?
- A cottage
- A pool... An awesome car...
- You have it all
- You have it all and you don't want to share
- So now, you have...
- Nothing
- Nothing!
- I'm getting nervous
- I'm sure something bad happened to your father
- Mum, don't be so hysterical
- I'm going to call the Police
- I can not take anymore
- Oh my God! There is no line
- Something bad has happened here
- Pleas mum, Don't be silly
- Here is Dad
- DIY!
- What are you doing?
- Pretty! Don't run!
- Don't run! You could fall to the ground
- Jeromin
- Stay here
- I'll be back
- I have something to do...
- Take something to eat
- I'll be back
- Don't move
- [Nothing bad is gonna happen to you, miss...
- We're all good people here]
- Don't be afraid
- This is 'The Purifier'
- How old are you, sweety?
- Uh?
- Seventeen
- You seem older...
- For your age
- This is because you live well
- You have...
- 'Cospak Dis' (compact disc)
- A lot of friends
- Big dolls
- And these clothes...
- All brand clothes
- Like this
- It's very pretty...
- But with this money you could dress
a little African boy from head to toe
- What are you doing, hog?
- You have vomited!
- What is this?
- A prawn
- Fuck... And is almost entirely
- This is...
- The food to feed two Chinese boys for three days
- You eat like if you were turkeys
- Swallowing, without chewing
- And this is due to you having an abundance of food
- Gluttony
- But the food...
- Has to be harnessed
- Are you a good girl?
- Yes I am
- And I'm sure that, in the end, you're also a good man
- Only in the end?
- I'm a very nice guy
- I'm the Law... a bit
- Do You love your parents?
- I mean did you, because now... They're both dead
- Oh my!.. a kitten
- Pussy, pussy...
- It is so small and so cute
- How charming
- It is so cute
- Because it's a baby
- But then
- It will grow
- And would be able to eat my little friend Jeromin
- And we don't want this to happen, don't We?
- So I will make it sleep
- You know what I mean...
- Kitty
- Kitty
- Well
- Such is Life
- Don't cry, honey
- There is nothing amiss
- Kitty is now in Heaven... with your parents...
And it's very happy
- Listen
- Do you respect your elders?
- Your generation have lost your manners
- You have no education
- You young people are getting worse every day
- Is there anything worse...
- Than shouting at an adult?
- No, indeed
- I'm glad you agree
- I'm glad we get on
- Ultimately, you and I...
- Will be...
- Good friends
- Excuse me
- Grandma
- Grandma!
- Grandma!
- Grandma!
- Grandma!
- Oh,man
- See?
- I didn't want
- I didn't want to do it
- I thought we got on
- Why did you shout at your grandma?
- I had to...
- Kill you
- I have to admit that you look prettier
- When you're quiet
- Ma'am, ma'am
- Excuse me, Why are you getting out of bed so late?
- You should be sleeping
- Yes...
- I'm unable to sleep and I'm going to make tea
- Do you want some?
- Yes, of course
- I'll follow you
- Sit down, I'll make it in a moment
- OK
- Ma'am! What are you doing?
- Can you smell it?
- You're right. Maybe there's a gas leakage
- Right
- We better drink a cold chocolate
- Much better!
- From the tropical Africa
- My head... My head...
- How bad is getting old
- Dou you want some biscuits for dipping?
- OK
- I have some teacakes
- That are delicious
- But the best I have is...
- Some bagels my grandchild brought me from London
- That are supposed to be excellent
- Taste it and give me your opinion
- Taste it, taste it
- Of course...
- I also have some cookies from Santa Clara
- Made with eggs
- By nuns
[I DEDICATE THIS SHORT TO MY PARENTS...]
- Taste it, Taste it
[...THANKS FOR ABANDONING ME AT A JUNKYARD]
- I think you will like it
- Of course
- Are you sure?
- Yes
- I forgot I also have some cupcakes that
take one's breath away
- I think you will like it
- I can see in your face that
you love all kind of sweets
- I think you love sweets
- Wait here
- Grandma
- With all this shit You could have fed
a village full of Chinese..
- For a week!
- Jeromin!
- Don't play with this lighter
- It can make sparks, and the kitchen is full of gas
- Jeromin
- Jeromin
- Jeromin
- No...Jeromin!
- No!