Ever After High: Spring Unsprung (2015) - full transcript

♪ They told you everything
was waiting for you ♪

♪ They told you everything
was set in stone ♪

♪ It's an open book,
A road in reverse, ♪

♪ A brand new hook,
Forget that curse, ♪

♪ Rewrite, Ignite, Restart! ♪

♪ 'Cause it's your life ♪

♪ Go forward or rewind! ♪

♪ 'Cause you're a Royal,
You're a Rebel, ♪

♪ You're more
than one together, ♪

♪ However you go ever in... ♪

♪ Ever After High! ♪



(birds chirp)

Male narrator:
Springtime at Ever After High!

Female narrator:
And Lizzie Hearts
was looking for inspiration.

Brooke Page:
Oh, is that the map book
her mother the Queen of Hearts
gave her?

Is she gonna find-
Narrators: Brooke!

Male narrator:
No spoilers. Narrators never
give away the story.

Female narrator:
Listen to your father.

Female narrator:
Lizzie found the well
of wonder!

Male narrator:
The source of all magic and
inspiration at Ever After.

Brooke Page:
Is that the same well
Briar threw the Storybook
of Legends into?

(excited gasp)
Are we going to Wonderland?

Female narrator:
What did we just say?

Brooke page:
That's not a spoiler,
that was a recap.

Male narrator:
She's right. When Briar found
the true Storybook of Legends



she threw it down
the Well of Wonder

so she wouldn't
have to sign it.

Female narrator:
So she could write her
own destiny

and not follow in her fairy
tale parent's footsteps.

Male narrator:
Little did she know that
the book would end up in-

Brooke Page:
Wonderland!

(giggling)

Male narrator:
Yes, Wonderland.

Brooke Page:
Oh my Fairy Godmother!

I can't believe
we are actually here!

Female narrator:
And the palace
of the Queen of Hearts,

separated from Ever After
by an evil curse.

That is Alistair Wonderland,

son of Alice from Wonderland.

Male narrator:
And Bunny Blanc,
daughter of the White Rabbit.

Queen of Hearts:
The baby bird flies,

the snake, it slithers,

but the cage holds both,
to die and to wither!

Alistair:
What?!

Queen of Hearts:
This is your last warning.

Next time my guards
catch you exploring,

it's off with your heads!

(echoes)
Your heads! Your heads!

(cart wheels squeak)

(claps)
Ooh! Afternoon tea!

Would that be one lump
or two?

Female narrator:
Now, isn't it time
we check in on the school?

Male narrator:
Oh yes.

That day Ever After High
was holding a festival worthy
of Wonderland.

♪♪♪

(bleating)

Raven:
This has got to be my favorite
part of Spring Fairest...

treeffiti!
Decorating the trees!

Apple:
Black and white
to represent winter...

Madeline:
And a dash of floral color
to show that spring has sprung.

Charming:
And rolling!

Blondie:
Welcome friends to the Spring
Fairest. Where you'll-

Ginger: Oh Blondie! Blondie!
Blondie: Ginger?

Ginger:
Make sure to tell everyone
about the chef showdown.

So exciting!

Blondie:
That's right,
Fairy Tale Friends.

Lots to see and do at the fair!

(low hum of patron chatter,
laughter and cheering)

Female narrator:
Can't have a fair
without dragon corn.

(flame whooshes, corn pops)

Male narrator:
Look, a friendly competition
between the headmasters
of Ever After -

the Brothers Grimm.

(toy rubs and squeaks)

(bells ring)
Daring: Haha, your turn Hopper!

Hopper:
Thanks Daring.

(grabs mallet)
Whoa! Huh?

(ribbit)

(turns into frog)
Blast!

(sparrow plays electric
guitar riff)

♪ You are the worst shot
Ever After-yeah! ♪

♪ Melody rhymes
with smell-ody! ♪

(splash, electricity fizzles)

Ashlynn:
Hunter loves me...
ahh, he loves me not...

(surprised)
Oooh, Hunter!

(cheering, playful laughter)

(giggles)

Duchess:
(splat) Aghh!

What did you do that for?

Kitty:
Duh, daughter of the Cheshire
Cat.

(camera shutter snaps,
giggles)

Mom would love this!
I gotta brag!

(Meow!)

Kitty:
Hi Mom.
Did I wake you up?

Cheshire Cat:
(yawns)

It was just a catnap,
Kitty!

My darling,
how are things?

Any good pranks
to share with Mommy?

Kitty:
Yes! I learned from the best!

I threw ice cream
into Duchess's face...

Slapstick? Really?
Preschool pranks.

Call me back when you've
done something outlandish,

something that turns
the world topsy turvy,

something Wonderlandiful!

Kitty: But Mom, I...
Cheshire Cat: Yes?

Kitty:
I'll do better.

Cheshire Cat:
You're a Cheshire!
Of course you will. Bye!

(water splashes
as the rock skips)

Alistair:
The curse on Wonderland has made
the Queen of Hearts afraid!

Bunny:
I know, Alistair.

Alistair:
Afraid that if anything happens
to upset the balance,

that green encircling chaos will
close in and destroy Wonderland.

One day, I'll help solve
the riddle and lift the curse.

Whoa. What is that?

Bunny:
I don't believe it...

Alistair:
It's the Storybook of Legends!

Hey, if the book is
in our world then that means...

there's a portal that
isn't sealed anymore!

(poof)

Brooke Page:
Okay, what is that gross
green smoke?

Female narrator:
The curse of the Evil Queen.

If she had finished her spell,

that evil would have closed in,
devastating everything.

Male narrator:
Which is why the Grimm
Brothers,

magically severed every path
between the worlds.

Female narrator:
But they forgot one.

Male narrator:
The Well of Wonder,

and this allowed a critical
trickle of creativity

to flow through the well to
Ever After from Wonderland.

Brooke Page:
Ooh, is this where Lizzie gets
the ideas for the dresses?

Male narrator:
Brooke! What did we say about
getting ahead in the story?

Brooke Page:
Fine!

Alistair:
Now this is a riddle,
and it's begging to be solved.

Bunny:
You say that about everything.

Alistair, Bunny:
Ahhhh!

(water bubbles)

Ahhhhhh!

Alistair:
Watch out.

(waking meow)

Bunny:
Oh... I've never been under
Wonderland before.

Female narrator:
Meanwhile, back at Ever
After...

Brooke Page:
See? I knew it!

This is when Lizzie sewed
the Spring Fairest dresses.

Oh, so pretty!

It looks like some students
went all out

for this year's Spring Fairest!

Crowd:
(excited screams)

Holly:
(gasp) Look!
We're on the jumbomirror!

Crowd:
(excited cheering)

Blondie:
You all are just spellbinding!

Lizzie, can you tell us what
inspired this spring fashion
fling?!

Lizzie:
Since we don't have
"Spring Fairest" in Wonderland,

I embrace this lovely holiday
through my fashion designs.

Cedar Wood:
And these look amazing, no lie!

Cerise Hood:
I don't normally change
my look,

but this is big bad and bold!

Blondie:
And take it from this reporter,

the "Fairest Five"
make this faire just right!

(cheering, applause)

(meow)

Cheshire Cat:
Stories you seek
that are not your own,

lest be found down here
all alone.

Bunny:
Oh! Hey, Kitty's Mom. 'Sup?

The real riddle is not
what's up...

it's what you're doing
down here.

Alistair:
We found the missing Storybook
of Legends

and are trying to return it
to Ever After.

Cheshire Cat:
Curiouser and curiouser...

to get to Ever After follow
the Flow of Wonder,

two lefts, three rights,
four lefts, five rights

and so on,
until you are there!

Good luck!

Alistair, Bunny:
Wait... what?!

(wings flutter)

(pages rustle)

Cheshire Cat:
Mmm... Topsy Turvy.

This will give
my little Kitty a lesson

on how to create
some real chaos!

(evil laugh)

Brooke Page:
Is that who I think it is?

Male narrator:
Yes, the White Knight.
In the Wonderland library.

Female narrator:
More on this later in our tale.

Ginger:
Hey girls, I was hoping
you could help me out.

(brain freeze)
Aghhhh!

Raven:
Sure Ginger, what do you need?

Ginger:
It's the chef showdown
this afternoon.

Apple:
You've nothing to worry about.

Everybody knows you're the best
cook around.

You're going to win.

Ginger: (flattered laugh)
I don't care about winning,

I just want to bring
something to the table

that has never
been tasted before!

But I'm missing one ingredient!

Wonderland water!

Since the worlds
have been quarantined,

I didn't know
how to find any!

Madeline:
Well, all you have to do is
go to the Well of Wonder!

Ginger:
I knew I came to the right
people.

Do you know where it is?

Madeline:
Uh huh, uh huh...uhh, no.

But Lizzie Hearts has a map.
C'mon!

Ginger:
So, why do you need a map

just to tell you where
the Well of Wonder is?

(laughing)

Heh, what's so funny?

Madeline:
The well is connected
to Wonderland

so it's, you know, kinda...

Ginger:
Oh, mad?

Lizzie:
We prefer the term "wondrous".

Madeline:
The well's never in the same
place for more than a few
minutes.

Lizzie:
Let's see...

(reads map)
Oh, there it is!

That's where you'll find
the Well of Wonder next!

Ginger:
That is spelltacular! Wow!

Madeline:
Just told you the Well never
stays in one place very long!

So go!

(tracker beeping)

(tracker beeping faster)

Ginger:
(laughs) It worked!

All I need is an ounce...

huh?

Okay...

We've gotta get this book back
to our friends in Ever After.

Bunny:
Let's just hope
they have some answers.

Alistair:
They will.

Brooke Page:
The Cheshire Cat is stealing
the Storybook of Legends.

Male narrator:
And replacing it with a book
of Wonderland riddles.

Female narrator:
This story is getting good!

Alistair:
How do you think
we get out of here?

Cheshire Cat:
Are you two still lost?

We followed your directions
but it brought us back here.

Then let me give you
a little... help!

(lever cranks)

Alistair, Bunny:
Ahhh! Ahhh!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Whooaa! Alistair!

(grunts with effort)

No! Ahhhh!

Alistair:
Bunny! Ahhhh!

(whimpers)

Ginger:
Okay this time
I've got you! Ahhhhh!

Ahhhhh!
(splash)

Ahhhhh!
(splash)

Ahhhhhh!

(water bubbles)

(water splashes)

Alistair:
Ahhhhh! Bunny!

(gasps)
Ah! Alistair!

Alistair!
(chuckles) We did it!

Male narrator:
But the adventure
was just beginning...

(patrons laugh playfully)

Vendor:
Step right up and play
Whack-the-Frog! Whack-the-Frog!

Kitty:
(gasp) Mom!

Cheshire Cat:
Hello dear. Sandbox litter?

Still so preschool!

Kitty, we talked about this.
Go big!

Patrons:
(playful laughter)

♪♪♪

(girls giggle)

Briar:
I love a good Fairest wheel!

Holly:
Briar, you love anything
and everything exciting...

because, you know... (snores)

Hopper Croakington II:
Cedar, Cerise, Holly... Briar.

What do you say we take
a "spin" together?

Cerise Hood:
Hopper! The cars were made to
hold four people, not five!

Briar:
I wouldn't worry about it...

HOPPER CROAKINGTON II:
So, Briar, you um...

you look really enchanting
and uh... Oh, no!

My soul is aflame,
my heart is afire!

Briar:
Told ya.

(bell dings,
Fairest wheel clatters)

(blows)

(sniffs)

Ahhh-ahhh-ahhhh...
(relieved sigh)

Briar: Yay!
(thud)

Cedar Wood:
(nervous) Whoa...
What was that?

Troll:
Ahhhh-choooo!

Ahhhh-choooo!

Whoooooa!
(screaming)

Ahhhh-choooo!

(cackles)

Raven:
Kitty! You gotta stop pulling
all these pranks!

Kitty:
Hm, have you met me?
'Cause it's kinda my thing.

But you don't have to follow
the same path as your mom!

I mean, if you're a Rebel-

Kitty:
Ugh, why does anyone have
to be a Rebel or a Royal?!

I do what I want.
And I want to be like my mom!

(surprised)
Really?

Kitty:
She's beautiful and smart

and creates more chaos
than anyone Ever After!

Someday, I'm gonna make her
proud of me.

(cat screech sound)
Laters!

Ginger:
Ahhhhhhh!

Ahhhhh!

(landing thud)
Oof!

(tea plops)

(cup squeaks)

(gasps)
I'm in Wonderland!

Apple:
I just love Spring Fairest.

It brings out the best
in everyone.

Raven:
I know, right?
It's so much fun!

I can't wait for the chef
showdown to start.

Apple:
Ooh, I wonder who the
spellebrity judge will be.

Raven:
Huh? Where is everybody?

The chef showdown is the best
part of Spring Fairest!

I know they wouldn't miss it.

Holly:
Wait...wait,
we're-we're here.

Apple:
Where have you all been?

Briar:
Well, someone broke
the Fairest wheel.

(suppress vomit)

Cerise:
We're looking at you, Kitty.

Wow, hey! Lighten up!

Gotta admit,
it was really funny!

(Kitty giggles)

Look, if you all can't take
a little joke-Whoa!

Alistair?

Madeline:
(laughs) Yay! Yay! Yay!

Lizzie:
I don't believe it!

Alistair:
Maddie! Kitty! Lizzie!

Duchess Swan:
(smitten) Who is this...?

Madeline:
Meet our good friend
Alistair Wonderland,

none other than son
of the famous Alice!

(shocked gasps,
excited murmuring)

Lizzie: And is that...?
Alistair: Yup, it's Bunny.

(poof!)
Crowd: (impressed) Whoa!

Bunny:
Bunny Blanc,
daughter of the White Rabbit.

Sparrow:
Whoa! You're a girl!

Sweet fairy fire!

Yeah! Ohh!

Alistair:
Dude! She's with me.

I mean, standing...
right here... with me.

Lizzie:
It's been such a long time,
Alistair,

since we saw each other last,
in Wonderland!

Madeline:
Wait a scoodle!

(confused sound)
How did you two get here?!

Milton Grimm:
I'd like to know that myself.

All the portals
to Wonderland are sealed.

Alistair:
We found a way through!

Milton Grimm:
Impossible.

Giles Grimm:
well, except for that one
that was left open

to let a little bit of wonder
flow in from Wonderland.

Milton Grimm:
Oh, ah, right.

(clears his throat)
Young man,

I do not know what kind of
trick you are trying to pull,

but you are not supposed
to be in this world!

Alistair:
I think you're gonna be
a lot nicer to me

after I show you
what I got in here.

Oh really...
and what exactly is that?

Alistair:
Just the Storybook of Legends.

(all gasp)

(door creaks open)

(door creaks shut)

(blows)

(gasp) This is the Mad
Hatter's Tea Shoppe!

(gasps, door creaks open)

(door thuds)

(heavy footsteps thump)

(shrieks, whimpers)

Don't come any closer,
or I'll hit you with...

Ooh!

Butterflies?

The White Knight:
Do not be afraid.

Ginger:
Who are you?

The White Knight:
I am known as the White Knight.

Loyal protector of Wonderland.

I bring a warning.

I was under Wonderland
and saw the Cheshire Cat

switch the Storybook
of Legends for a cursed one.

(flames whoosh)

A cursed book?

The White Knight:
A grave risk is headed
for Ever After High!

Ginger:
Oh, so how do I warn
my friends?

The White Knight:
Any problem in Wonderland
can be solved...

with the right riddle.

We just need to find it.

A riddle...

(gasps)
I think I found something!

(reads)
"Treat this portal to discover,

a bridge from one oven
to another".

Huh? But what does
that even mean?

Raven:
After all this time the
Storybook of Legends just...

shows up?
I can't believe it!

Apple:
Now everyone can sign!

Oh, thank you, Alistair!
Thank you! Thank you!

Have the girls here like
never seen a boy before?!

Daring:
Well, Alistair my good man,

today,
you are the real hero.

Blondie:
But what was the Storybook of
Legends doing in Wonderland?

Apple:
It doesn't matter
what happened last chapter!

It's back!
And Alistair brought it to us!

Alistair:
Ah, it was nothing.

Milton Grimm:
Yes, yes, yes...

this would all be wonderful
except

this is not the Storybook
of Legends.

(shocked gasps)

Milton Grimm:
This is simply a tired
old book of riddles.

Madeline:
Ooo! That is hatastic!

I mean, c'mon people!

Who doesn't heart
a good riddle?

Alistair:
It was the Storybook
of Legends! It was!

Bunny:
I saw it, too!

Daring:
Not cool, my man.
Not cool.

(crown murmurs
with disappointment)

Bunny:
Hey, we're telling the truth!

Madeline, Lizzie, Kitty:
Yeah! Off with all of you!
Don't cough a hairball, people!

Alistair:
Forget it.
They're not gonna listen.

They don't know us
like you guys do.

♪♪♪

Apple: (reads)
"The link it breaks,
the darkness creeps,

but what will grin
where all shall weep?"

(gasps)

Ashlynn:
Good luck, Apple.

Apple:
I don't need luck.

Hello fans!
You're just in time

for everyone's favorite Spring
Fairest event...

the spring chef showdown!

(cheering, applause)

Raven:
Oh no, where's Ginger?

She's gonna miss
the competition!

Whatever after.

My chances of winning,
just got better.

Apple...?!

(gasps)

Ashlynn:
Hey, check this out.

Daring: (reading)
"Reading rhymes, marking time,

to the Topsy Turvy Mountain
you climb."

(gasps)

Cedar:
huh?

Not So Little Jack Horner:
What have we here?

(licks finger)

These tower tea cakes
are outta this kingdom!

(crowd applauds)
Yeah!

Raven:
Ooo! I think I'm next.

Apple:
Oops! Would you be a doll
and get that?

I am such a butterfingers!

Thanks Raven.
You're the best.

Wicked watermelon pops!

Just the refreshing thing
I need

after tasting all these treats!

Mmm...that is good!

Juicy... sweet...

(panicking)
actually hot...

hot hot hot!

But there wasn't anything
spicy in there... at all.

Apple:
Oh, that's a shame.

Apple... it can't be.

Apple:
Better luck next time.

Holly:
Raven, what happened?

Raven:
You're not gonna believe this
but I think Apple just cheated.

Ginger:
"Treat this portal to discover,

a bridge from one oven
to another."

Treat this portal... hmm...

so they mean treat,
like a sweet treat!

(realizing)
I guess the only way I can send
a warning to my friends

is to bake one in a treat!

The White Knight:
You do realize,

baking in Wonderland
is a lot different

than back where you're from.

Ginger:
I figured as much.

But I'm a good baker.

I think I can handle it!

Ah ha! Let's see.

Cook Book:
Well, what are we baking today?

Amazing apple pie? Banana
bonanza? Caterpillar cupcakes?

Delicious delectable delights?
Elegant éclairs?

Ginger:
I don't think I'll ever get
used to Wonderland rules!

(bell tolls)

Lizzie:
And you're sure it was
the Storybook of Legends?

Okay, okay.

Alistair:
I just don't understand
what could have happened!

Bunny: Unless...
Madeline: unless what?

Bunny:
Well, after we found the book,
we did run into someone...

That's right!

Kitty: Who?
Bunny: Your mom.

Kitty:
Really? My mom?!

You think she switched
out the Storybook of Legends

with the riddle book?!

That is hexcellent!
Lizzie: Kitty...?

Kitty:
I mean, I thought I was good
at causing chaos,

but she's on another page!

That is spelltacular!

All: Kitty!
Kitty: What?!

We were just trying to bring
you the Storybook of Legends

and now because of your mom,
nobody believes us!

(chuckles)
Yeah, but-

Alistair:
Kitty, I know we've all been
friends forever after...

but you've gotta learn that
some jokes just aren't funny.

I would have thought my friends,

my Wonderland friends
would understand me,

but I guess I was wrong.

Charm ya later.

Lizzie:
Now what do we do?

Okay we came out through
the Well of Wonder, so uh...

How're we gonna find it
again?

It doesn't exactly stay
in one place.

Lizzie:
Oh, it's not that hard
to find...

as long as you have a map!

Raven:
Ashylnn! We need you!

Something's wrong with Apple.

She's totally flipped
the script!

Ashlynn:
Yeaaah, no... (belch)

(shrieking,
horrified screaming)

Wait, I'm not done!

Care for a trim, Briar?

Humphrey Dumpty:
Whoa!

Cerise Hood:
Humphrey Dumpty?
Ah, isn't that kinda dangerous

with you know, your story?

Humphrey Dumpty:
Check it out!
I've got a jetpack!

I'm unbreakable!

(loud landing thud)

(pained groans)

Cerise Hood:
Hey, Cedar, is that one of the
tower tea cakes Holly made?

Cedar Wood:
I'm not eating anything.

Cerise Hood:
Yes you are.
You're chewing right now-

(gasps)
You just told a lie!

(gulp)
No I didn't.

C.A. Cupid:
Daring! Oh, I'm so glad
we found you!

There's a totally vicious dragon
attacking people at Book End!

You have to slay it!

Daring:
Oh my crone!

Thanks for the warning!

If anybody needs me, I'll be
in here until it's safe!

(whimpers)

Raven:
Okay, that's it.

Apple:
Oh, goody. It's Raven Mean
and Holly O'Square.

(gasps)

You did cheat, didn't you!

At the showdown!

(smug) Maybe I did.
So what?

Like anyone is gonna believe
you two, over me?

This isn't you, Apple.

Apple:
I've just got the most
wicked idea...

Daring:
Oohh! Wait for me!

Raven:
She's right.
No one is gonna believe us.

Cerise Hood:
I will.

Raven, Holly:
(relieved) Cerise!

Cerise Hood:
I heard every word...

and they're not the only ones
acting strange.

Something's making everyone act
totally upside down.

Holly:
Well, we better find out why
and fast.

(birds sing)

Daring:
So, um, heh, why-why should
I stand right here?

Is-is something bad going
to happen?

Apple: (exasperated)
Would you hero up, Daring?!

All I need you to do is stay
here and wait for my signal!

Can you handle that?!

(quivers,
squirrel chatters)

Oh! (terrified) Have mercy!

(low hum of chatter)

(door creaks open
then slams shut)

(hopeful gasp)

♪♪♪

(smugly) Perfect...

(hears approaching
conversation and giggling)
...Just asking...

(door creaks open)

Daring? Daaaaarrriiing!

Oooh!

(bush rustles)
Oooh!

(angry) Um... excuse me?!
You're Daring Charming!

You're supposed to catch
falling princesses?!

Daring:
(flustered) But - the - huh!

(exasperated groan)

Daring:
(in the distance)
Ahh! Oooggghh!

(object clatter, door slams)

It's gone!

Alistair:
Who would've taken it?

(crying)

(birds chirp)

Both:
(gasp)

(splat)

(angry chatter)

Daring:
So, um... I'm kinda scared
to ask but,

what's this big plan of yours?

Apple: The well!
Daring: Well, what?

Apple:
The Well of Wonder!

I heard Maddie say that
Lizzie had the only map to it!

So, I stole it
from Lizzie's room!

Everyone knows that the magic,
the wonder,

the life of our world
comes from Wonderland

through that well.

Daring:
Aaahhh!

I-I stubbed my little toe.

Anyway... you and I?

We're going to plug up
that well for good!

But that will... (gasp)
destroy the fairy tale world!

Apple:
Wow, you catch on fast... not.

Now come on!

Male narrator: Oh yes!
Brooke Page: No, no!

Apple White
is the future queen!

Her whole life is about
protecting the fairy tale
world!

We can't let that happen!

We're narrators!
We're part of this world, too!

Female narrator:
Narrators cannot interfere.

Male narrator:
Why don't you just take us
to the next scene, okay?

Brooke Page: No, but-
Narrators: (scolding) Brooke!

Brooke Page:
(big sigh) Meanwhile,
in Wonderland,

Ginger finished baking the pie

with the message warning
her friends

about the cursed riddle book.

I hope they get my warning
before it's too late!

(bell tolls, sheep bleat)

(low hum of chatter)

Can I get a...

The Mad Hatter:
(hooting with laughter)

seven of these, three of those,
two and two of that...

there ya go!
(laughs)

And thank you for coming
to my tea shoppe! Next!

All I wanted was a cup of tea.

(sniffs)

(pie sizzles)

(heavenly choir sings)

According to the map
it's right...

(angry)
This Wonderland stuff
is so annoying!

I mean, really, is it that hard
to just have a normal map that
shows you where-

What?!

(smiles) Perfect.

Daring:
(nervous) So, um...

I don't have to do anything
dangerous, do I?

Apple:
Nope. Since you've turned
into Coward Charming,

I thought ahead
and brought some help.

(calling)
Ashlynn... Hunter!

(splat,
grunts)

(giggles) Agh!

Time to get our evil on!

Daring: ( whimpers)
Apple: (evil giggles)

(grunts with effort)

Raven:
Apple! Agh!

Apple, this is so not you!

You would never do anything
to hurt Ever After High!

Oh, poor Raven!
So, naive.

You're about to find out
how wrong you really are.

(big
belch)

Holly:
Ashlynn?! Hunter?!

You love guys nature...
I can't believe you'd do this!

Believe it!

(animal call)

(snarling, hooves thud)

(rolling thuds, rumbling)

(gasps)

Whoa!

(loud slam)

Girls:
Ahhh! (gasps)

Cheshire Cat:
Oh, such chaos.
Are you enjoying this, kitten?

Male Narrator:
And so, Apple White's plan,
to block the Flow of Wonder

into the world
of Ever After High,

has worked all too well.

Raven:
Okay. That's it!

Cerise, Briar, Holly?
Come on!

Apple:
Good luck with all that, heh.

(effort grunts)

Raven:
Well, I guess you've forgotten
that I can do magic.

Apple:
Actually, Raven...

I think you're the one
who's forgetting things.

Raven:
Oh yeah, like what?

(Raven gasps)

Apple:
Like the Well of Wonder never
stays in one place very long.

Raven: Agghhh!
Briar: You won't win, Apple.

Well, this has been fun and all
but... charm ya later.

Daring:
Oh! Wait for me!

Cerise:
We'll find the well!

Gonna be hard without this...

Raven:
(beyond angry) You wicked-

Holly: Raven!
Raven: What?!

We can't let them get away!

Holly:
I think we've got bigger
problems.

The wonder -
it's drying up!

Cerise Hood:
Holly, no!

Without wonder,
our world will cease to exist.

Not if I can help it!

And the only way
we're gonna stop this

is to figure out
what's wrong with Apple!

Come on!

(low hum of chatter)

Madeline:
Don't worry, Lizzie,
we'll find your book... somehow!

(sighs)

(delighted) Oh! Dad!

Ha ha!

Alistair:
It's nice to see a familiar
face!

Maddie, The Mad Hatter:
Whistle, cradle, up top,
down sideways,

shake, and to the moon!

The Mad Hatter:
The train runs on tracks,
birds on the air,

and we believers
must always take care!

Alistair:
He's right! A little food
will totally help us think.

Brooke Page:
Wait no! This isn't right!

There's no pie! Ginger baked
her message in a pie.

Narrators: Brooke...
Brooke Page: Maddie!
Maddie can hear us!

Narrators:
Brooke, no!

Brooke Page:
I'm sorry, I have to do this.

Maddie! Ginger baked a message
for you in a pie!

It's somewhere in the tea
shoppe! Hurry!

Madeline:
Thank you, young narrator!

Madeline: Whoopsie!
Girl: Hey!

Sorry!
Man: (confused) Oh!

Thanks!
(giggles)

Oooh!

(giggles)

Hat-tastic!

Lizzie:
Why did you do that, Maddie?

Madeline:
Ginger baked us a message!

The voices told me so.

(ticking,
cuckoo clock cuckoos)

(stuffed exhales)

Alistair:
We've eaten every pie!
And... no message.

You've made it very clear
that you love to eat pie!

I found one in the kitchen
that you really must try!
Hoo hoo hoo!

Pie, Ginger:
Uh, what do I do?
Do I just start talking?

Test... test...
Oh! Guys!

This is Ginger!
Ever After is in danger!

There's a riddle book
and it's cursed.

You guys have to find it!

Now what do I just...
that's it?

What do we do?

Cedar was the last one with
the riddle book. Let's go!

Madeline:
Thanks, Dad!

You're welcome!
What did I do?

(scared chattering)

(gasps)

Cedar Wood:
Lookin' good!

Love the dress!

Lizzie:
Cedar! Where's that book
of riddles?!

Uh, I don't know what
you're talking about.

Oh, yes you do!

I saw you reading it during
the chef showdown and-

(realizing gasp)
Cedar is lying!

Okay, this curse
is so not hatastic!

Well, how are we gonna
find the book?

By asking her a lie,
of course!

Cedar, where didn't
you put the book

when you were done reading it?!

I didn't throw it in
the dumpster behind
the castleteria,

if that's what you're asking!

Alistair:
Ha ha! It worked!
Let's go!

He is so smart.

♪♪♪

Lizzie:
Sword... magic wand...
useless beans!

(grossed out)
Oatmeal... a retainer...

I don't even know
what this is...

Alistair:
Hey guys! I've got it!

We gotta get this book to
the Spring Fairest grounds

so we can reverse the curse
before it's too late!

(cheering) Woo-hoo!

(lid slams, all sigh)

♪♪♪

(panting)

Raven over there!

Raven:
Apple!

You again?

Ugh, Raven, I really don't see
why you're so upset.

You never wanted to follow
your destiny anyway!

I don't know what's wrong
with you,

but I do know that Apple White,

the awesome Apple White
that I know and love,

would never, ever want
anything to happen
to the school she loves!

Holly:
Apple, you have the best story
Ever After!

Briar:
You're all about protecting
this world not...this.

Cerise Hood:
Please, Apple?

Whoa.

(panicked) Oh!
(lifeless moans)

Raven Queen:
Apple, you can end this.
Just give us the map!

Uh... (callous) Nah.

Oh!

Male narrator:
But did Kitty Cheshire really
want the joke to go this far?

Male narrator: (solemn)
And so, the Spring Fairest...

Female narrator: (solemn)
...Had fallen to despair
and sadness

for the Well of Wonder
had run dry.

(running footsteps)

Alistair:
What's going on?

Madeline:
The wonder! It's gone!

I guess it doesn't affect us
'cause we're from Wonderland.

(gasps)

(sad sighs)

Madeline:
Raven? What happened?

Raven:
The well... Apple...
did this...

Apple?!

Apple:
(sneering) You're too late!

Lizzie:
(gasp) We have the book
of riddles!

Can't we just destroy that?!

Won't that stop this?!

We can't be sure of that
and we may need the book later.

No, this is a riddle...

and we need to find the answer!

(realizing gasp)

(sheepish)
Uh... hey guys!

Well! You must be loving
all of this!

No... no. Not hexactly.

I mean, I like a good joke,
but this has gone too far.

Alistair:
Kitty, first things first.

Do you know how to reverse
the Topsy Turvy curse?

Uh-uh.
But I know who does.

(yells) Mom!

Mom! I have to talk to you!
Now!

(angry) All of you!

(nonchalant)
What's got your fur up,
little one?

Kitty:
You!

You sent a curse to my school!

I thought you, of anyone,
would love this!

I mean... the chaos?!

It's spelltacular!

Kitty:
No, it's not.

Ever After High
is my favorite place...

with my favorite people
in the whole world.

And if we don't change this,

all our stories will be lost.
Forever.

That's no joke.

You have to tell us
how to reverse the curse.

All right.

(wicked smile)
I'll play you for it!

(gasps)

Bring it.

How about this...

if you can make it to me,

then I'll tell you
what you want to know.

Madeleine:
A puzzle...

Alistair:
(encouraging) C'mon, Kitty!
We got this!

Kitty:
(hesitantly) Uh, okay.

Well... Bunny?

Try that first tile -
right in front of you.

(defeated sighs)

Oh, okay... um, Lizzie?

You step on that one.

(buzzer)
Whoa!

Cheshire Cat:
Haha! Wonderful! Who's next?

There has to be some logic
to this!

Bunny, step diagonally
to the right.

(buzzes)

(gasps)

Running out of chances,
little one.

Madeline:
(encouraging) C'mon, Kitty!
Time to end this catfight!

(freaking) But-but-I don't
even know what the rules are!

Alistair:
I'm a riddle master,
but I'm stumped!

(evil chuckle)

(snarling meow)

(realizing gasp)

Madeline: Ooh!
Alistair: Well done.

You never said I had
to go across the board,

just get to you.

(groans)

Kitty, where did you learn
to be so devious?!

Oh, I think you know
the answer to that.

I'm proud of you.

Read the last riddle
of the book backwards.

That'll undo the curse.

See you all on Parents' Day!

(cheering)
Woo-hoo! Yay!

Alistair:
Hey, this isn't over yet!

(reading)
"Tonight darkness the to answer
the is where,

but, delight curious the,
light to riddle from?"

(whooshing)

Oh.

Alistair:
Apple, are you... you?

(confused, trance like)
What have I... done...?

Lizzie:
Apple, we need my book!

Kitty:
Hey! That's Grimm's Peak!

It looks like it's plugged?

Madeline:
How are we going to unplug it?

Troll:
(loud sneeze)

(sniffles)

(rain patters,
lightning strikes)

♪♪♪

(wonderment whooshes)

(cheering)

♪♪♪

(birds chirp,
small animal chatter)

(water rushes)

♪♪♪

(birds caw and sing happily)

Ginger:
Thank you for getting me home.

The White Knight:
It was my duty... and my honor.

But please tell no one
how we got here.

I promise.

♪♪♪

(winning bells ring form
carnival games, patron chatter)

Giles Grimm: Hmm.
Milton Grimm: (chuckles)

Apple:
So, you're sure the real
Storybook of Legends

is still in Wonderland?

Positive.

Cerise Hood:
If it is in Wonderland,
how are we going to get it?

Madeline:
Whooo hooo!

You know what?
It's a beautiful spring day

and we're at the most
spelltacular faire ever after.

Ginger:
Which I still have yet
to experience!

Holly:
What do you say we worry
about Wonderland tomorrow?

Apple: Sounds great.
Madeleine: Yeah!

(all laugh)

Madeline:
Let's go!

Ginger:
So, when does the chef showdown
start?

Female narrator:
But that is a story
for next time.

Brooke Page:
So you guys still mad at me?

I mean, it did
have a happy ending?

Female narrator:
Of course we are.
What you did was wrong.

Male narrator:
It doesn't matter
that it had a happy ending

You broke the rules.

Female narrator:
You're not allowed
to be in the story.

We just tell the story.

Brooke Page:
I was totally helpful, okay?

I kinda think I saved
the show... and the faire.

When are you guys gonna
let me narrate?!