Erotic Ghost Story III (1992) - full transcript
A man is drawn into the world of the afterlife where he falls for a powerful woman.
Please, sir
(Cheers!)
She is yours tonight
No, you first
Brother, here comes an easy prey!
He has a sword
Has he? I've got a saber too
What will you have, sir?
Just make a few dishes for me
Any inn in the vicinity, please?
Ma Ngai Slope is a secluded place
You can find a few haunted houses,
but not an inn.
Waiter, bring this customer a pitcher
of rice wine Okay
Please, sir
Now it depends on you. Take care
Master, you must be tired. This way, please.
What are you doing?
Master, a handsome guy like you must be romantic.
Come drink with me, come over
I can't drink, I can't
Bastard, how dare you hug my wife?
Your wife? I didn't
I see saw it. Don't deny!
Darling, he molested me
Darling, he touched me
What an impudent guy!
- Brothers, beat him!
- No problem!
What are you doing? Don't try anything foolish!
It's female
So you enjoy posing as a man,
Our leader will show you how to be a real man
What do you want? Let me go!
Brother, rape her!
Rape her!
Rape her!
Alright, I'll do it to fulfil you guys' demand.
Put her on the table
Rape her...
- Help! Help!
- Rape her...
- Let me go! Help...
- Rape her...
Put it on
I thought you'd hardhearted enough to ignore me.
I told you not to follow me
You won't be happy to be with me
Our marriage was one arranged before our birth
My dad made this promise.
You can marry him instead.
You're forsaking me! Let me die!
Are you crazy?
Only because you're forsaking me
Well, follow me, if you please
That's better
- Okay
- Let's go
Go in
Help, help!
Keep away, lousy dog, sick dog!
Keep away!
Please drive away that dog for me.
Thank you.
Go!
Thank you!
Who are you?
Shit! Put me near an oil lamp, quick!
Otherwise, I'm finished. Come on, quick!
Thank you!
Hurry up
Excuse me, please
Prajnaparamita, Prajnaparamita!
He's a monster!
Please don't misunderstand, benefactor
I'm not a monster, I'm a monk
You're a monk?
Buddha be praised! A devout heart
signifies the devout beliefs of a person.
Please don't stick to minor rites and costume.
In my opinion,
living is the most important issue of mankind
Have food, have fun and go freely
The rest are of no consequence
What's your priestly name, please?
How come you can transform
yourself into different size?
I am the Reverend Wick
I became a monk since childhood.
I am now responsible to guard the Wick Tower
Facing the lamp day and night is boring
and I have no one to chat with
I pour out my feelings to the lamps only
Real or imagined, the wick talked with me one day
He taught me the incantation that shrinks me
But I might get burnt to death
If the lamp burns out before I change back
Thank you
May I ask your names, please?
I'm Chu Chung, and she's Lau...
Ha-wai
Greeting, Mr Chu, Mr Lau
Please don't stand on ceremony.
Call us by name is fine.
You keep him company while I go in to change
Mr Lau has a sense of humor.
Let's go over there for a chat
- Please
- Please
Sit down, please
Abbot, what you told us just now...
Life likes a wick. It's gone, once burnt out
Compared with the centuries-old universe,
life's a speck only, rights?
Forget it now.
When you reach my age, you'll understand
Abbot, are you all right?
When were you born?
The 9th day, 5th moon, year of the Rat
Between 7 to 9 in the morning?
How do you know?
No wonder! Congratulations!
Your fate is full of masculinity and strength!
It is very rare on earth.
What did you say?
I mean...
You won't understand no matter how I put it
In a word, you're extraordinary
I feel like we are old friends
I've got good wine "Daughter Red".
Let me get it for all of us
Don't fool around. Wait for me here.
What an extraordinary man!
- You bloody monk! Why are you here?
- Sex is nothings and nothings is sex
Mr Lau, no...
Miss Lau, so you're a lady
You scoundrel, you peeped at me bathing!
No, I didn't see anything
How do you know I'm a lady then?
Miss Lau, don't blame me
First, I didn't know you were taking a bath
Second, I didn't know you were female
Creep, in what way you learnt your Buddhism?
Drop dead, you horny monk!
Enough, even a Buddha may flare up!
Nudity doesn't count for much
Every creature is naked at birth
Have you seen a chicken or duck dressed?
Buddha be praised!
The Bodhi is not like the tree,
The mirror bright is nowhere shining
As there is nothing from the first,
Where can the dust itself collect?
I'm in no mood for your Zen poems.
I've already suffered.
You're a creep, a real creep!
Miss Lau, if you deem that as a loss
Come and touch me, knead me any way you like.
Don't ever try to scare me!
Chu
Abbot
I told you not to move around
Abbot, that fairies in the portrait smiled at me
Chu, illusion will not exist without imagineation
Your distracting thoughts breed illusions.
What I saw didn't look like illusion
Men belong to earth; spirits belong to hell
It's a bad omen if men and spirits
meet at the same space
Chu, you'd better forget what you've seen
Abbot, you mean what I saw is real?
Abbot, how can I ever see her again?
Do me a favor, please
No, it's dangerous
I'm a wanderer with no worries.
I'm not afraid at all.
You may lose your life!
I'd die without regrets if I could see her once
Fate!
I'll help you so as not to go
against Heaven's will
But you must promise me one thing
You must come back within 24 hours
Well, I promise
Don't take this as a precedent
If you hasn't returned
when this incense burns out
you'll drift in the Void without
ever getting back
Turn this wheel of the dharma
Read this passage of sutras
and you can move freely
And when coming upon any danger
Throw out the wheel,
and you'll be safe. Remember!
Thank you
The world-honored master's adamantine body;
Turn the wheel of dharma with all my heart
To enter the unborn passage
Buddha be praised!
Hands off!
Don't do it, disgusting!
Let go!
Mr Chu
How do you know my name?
My name is Wan Yee-Mung
My late dad is a famous fortune teller
He can tell the past and predict the future
After reading my fortune, he told me
I'd come upon an inexorable doom at 17
Don't cry. Confide it to me
He said I was fated to stay in hell for a period
Before you'd appear to take me as your wife
Don't worry, I won't hurt you
Dad said my life is not yet over
After we have sex, your yang can help
bring me back to earth
Your ladyship
Where's Yee-mung?
She's in the room opposite
Why didn't you announce the presence of a guest?
I must host a feast for him tonight
Yes, your ladyship
Namas Amita Buddha...
Please don't knock anymore, I beg you!
A monk is delighted by others reading sutras
Why are you an exception?
You chanted and knocked all night,
How could I fall asleep?
I won't do it anymore if
you tell me where Chu Chung is
Well, come with me, come with me
Come, come
Where's he?
As I told you repeatedly
he's walked into the wall
You're lying again
See for yourself
How can such a strong wall be penetrated?
And I saw nothing inside from outside
You asked me but won't believe what I said
Have you heard of Hellgate?
What? Hellgate?
No, but not much different from it
This painting is a crossing
between earth and hell
Laymen like you won't understand
He entered it a long while ago.
He should return now
This question is difficult to answer
Don't you know the mess outside?
The Court changes its policy everyday.
Chu won't come out probably because
he prefers to stay inside
Don't be silly, I was only joking
He'll come back for sure
before the incense burns out
He won't forsake his life. Am I right?
Don't worry.
They come and go freely, let it be
You came a long way to here, Mr. Chu.
Let me toast you celebrates your vsiit.
Thank you
- Let's go over to tease him - Good idea
Brother-in-law, sister,
we want to propose a toast
Come on, drink with arms locked
Look at brother-in-law, sister.
A blush came into his cheeks.
We're now of one family, Mr. Chu.
Let me toast to you
We're now of one family, Mr. Chu.
Let me toast to you
Your ladyship. I'm afraid master can't drink
Let me drink it for him
No, it's from her ladyship to brother-in-law
Sister can't drink it for him
I should drink it to appreciate her kind thought
Brother-in-law, drink it, you can't get drink
Brother-in-law, great!
I'm a bit drunk. I must return to retire
Please
Enjoy yourself.
Brother-in-law, one more
Yes, one more
It's from me, drink it
Well, I drink
This is my toast
Take it easy
Not yet finished
Well, I drink
You're a good drinker
Take this too
- Well done - Master
Drink it now! One more
- C'mon, finish this
- You won't get drunk
Come on, you're a good drinker.
What are you afraid of?
How's it?
Are you all right?
Where's Yee-Mung?
Where is she? Tell me!
She was abducted by old Demon Kap Yuen,
we are uncertain of her current situation
We're at a loss what to do
Where's Kap Yuen? Take me there right away
Here it is
Which evildeor dares to destroy my gold-body?
You not only defiled their virtue
But also abducted Yee-Mung
Hand over Yee-Mung quickly!
What did you say? Which Yee-Mung?
No more nonsense with him.
He won't admit it for sure
Fight with him!
There's no grudge between us.
Why trying to kill me?
You...
Your day is near
You don't understand?
I know my sentimental brother-in-law
has a strong yang
And only his blood can spoil your immortal body
And put you to death
I acted to set him up
I've endured you for long.
Do you think a tutelary god,
can put on an act and restrict us
from doing this and that
From now on, I'll be in charge here
After eating your flesh
I can get out of the painting and rule the world
Wonderful
Now let me finish you off.
Don't!
- Bring them back - Yes
Get up!
Go!
Go!
Miss Lau, eat something first
No, thanks, I have no appetite
You must eat
Abbot, will he be in danger?
Not now
I can't tell in four hours
Why?
The wheel is the key to pass in
and out of the painting.
But there's a time limit
When the incense burns out, the hellgate closes
What if he can't come back?
He'll be loiter in between man's world and hell
He can't be a man or a ghost
Abbot, do something. Let me bring him out
Stop dreaming
You're so fragile, Miss Lau
After entering, you may not live to get out
and you don't look well
Get out of here quick to avert the doom
I won't, even at death.
I must wait for him to return
Yee-Mung, you're so beautiful.
Let's play together
Come on. Come on.
Stop it. Keep away!
See you later
Keep away!
Load the blood
Let's play together
Keep away!
Why don't they play with me?
Your ladyship,
this is the hand of Kap Yuen Deity.
After another 49 days,
I can get out of the painting
To rule the mundane world
Food is so coarse. Inedible!
You ladyship, I've prepared good wine for you
Bring it quickly
Yes
Bring it quickly
Sister
She's staring at us.
Let's pretend that we are having fun.
Or we'll get into trouble. Come on
Bring Chu Chung to my room right away
Yes
Her ladyship wants to see him.
Yes
What are you doing?
Take advantage of me to kill someone again?
Chu, I know it was my fault
But if I don't obey her
We may both get killed
Don't think you can convince me with that
I know I can't possibly convince you
Well, let me take you out of the painting
My wheel was taken away by her. How can I leave?
I'll get it back for you for sure
Why do you want to take him away?
Fox demon, her ladyship ordered
sister to take him away
Take him away
Yes
Come in
Go in
Your ladyship, Chu Chung's here
- Yes
- Put him to bed
Why are you two coming in?
To help you undress, your ladyship
Get out!
Are you deaf? I told you to get out!
Yes
Sister, take any reckless actoin.
Let's wait for the cat to jump!
Yee-Mung
Sister
Don't!
What happened?
We saw someone ran that way when we rushed in.
Move
Yee-Mung
Cut it out! Let me take you away
You stand no chance of escape once she returns.
Look around over there
Yes
Hurry up!
Go
Sister, let me lure her away.
You go with brother-in-law
Chun-meng
- Yes
- Get hold of them!
Help me turn the wheel of dharma
The world-honored master's adamantine body;
Turn the wheel of dharma with all my heart
To enter the unborn passage
Good!
It hurts. Oh, no, he's finished!
You couldn't be right. He'll be back for sure
Incredibly, here he is!
Chu, Chu, are you all right?
Abbot, his body is burning. What should we do?
He may have been hurt by Kap Yuen. It's finished
Anything serious, abbot? You must help him.
Kap Yuen's axe is a sacred item from Heaven
No layman can hold it
because of its heavy yang content
Unless......
Unless what?
Unless we can find a girl ready to
sacrifice her virginity to him.
To squeeze his yang out.
That's the only ray of hope
But it could be dangerous
I'll help him
You?
Right, I'll help him
No more delay if you're
in a position to save his life.
These braziers are arrayed
according to the Big Dipper
They absorb the essence of sun, moon
and the auras of heaven and earth
Why don't you start now?
Show me how to do it
Ask a monk to teach you this?
Okay. Wait a moment. Let me think.
Have you got any idea?
I got it. A monk's six roots of sensations
are pure and clean
A layman's six roots are not clean
See if Chu has got that "root"
Root?
Something like this
No, no, no. This one is too big!
More or less like this one, understand?
I've found it. What shall I do next?
What then? What then?
Alright
When I was a neophyte
one day, some prostitutes came and asked for
a religious service to mourn for their pander
The abbot gather all the monks of the temple
and he gave us a test
During the service, we all sat on the floor
With the "wooden fish" between our legs
It's just like that now
What's the idea?
Those prostitutes wore sexy dresses
The abbot said a monk will drum
on the "wooden fish"
if his thoughts cannot free from lust
What happened then?
What happened?
During the service, every monk
drummed on the "wooden fish"
Only an old monk did not drum
At first, we praised him for his endurance
But when he stood up, the wooden fish
didn't drop on the floor
What's that mean?
The wooden fish was stuck up by his root
Have you got anything with you
like the wooden fish?
You're evil.
Enough. I know what to do now.
You started with it. Why call me evil?
What happened to your wooden fish?
I'm ashamed to say it
You must tell me.
Are you sure?
Yes
Well, listen
My wooden fish burst into pieces
So terrific?
You don't believe it?
Don't ask me anymore.
Save his life first. Undress
Yee-Mung
Yee-Mung
Yee-Mung
Yee-Mung
Yee-Mung
All right, be more intimate
Yee-Mung
Yee-Mung
Chu has hope now
Miss Liu, put on your clothes now
Finished?
Yes
Why has he not come to?
Do you think you are a fairy or something?
Not so soon
How do you feel?
I'm all right, but a bit tired
Only a bit?
What do you say?
Miss Lau, you must take a rest yourself too
I'm going out and pluck him some herb medicine.
Don't worry. He'll be fine.
Take good care of him
Yee-Mung
Yee-Mung... Don't desert me
Yee-Mung
Yee-Mung... Don't desert me
Your ladyship, she's passing out
Splash to sober her up
Yes
Anyone disobey my order will end up like her
Halt
Who are you? What's your relation to Chu Chung?
I'm Lau See-see, Chu Chung is my husband.
You evils, you wreak havoc everywhere. Let me go!
Or I'll kill you all!
This young lady talks big
Fox demon, teach her a lesson
Yes
Stop!
Dare you to talk big again?
Take her to my bedroom and let me fix her
Yes
How are we to dispose of this tramp Yee-Mung?
Confine her in prison right away
I'll eat her to go with my drink tomorrow
Yee-Mung
You laymen are a real nuisance
You turn down someone who loves you
And insist on getting the one
who doesn't love you
You're almost lost your life because of love
Yee-Mung
Now you're getting me involved
Be nice and drink it
Where's Yee-Mung?
Priest, where's Yee-Mung?
Damn you, you're heartless!
You're still thinking of her now
If Miss Lau hadn't saved you with her virginity
You'd have been in hell massaging the demons
See-see
How do you feel?
A little pain
Triangular love is bad enough,
but you're torn between earth and hell
See how you can cope with it
What has become of you?
I was used by an old lady to kill Kap Yuen Deity
Did you kill him?
Yes
That's serious, you've even killed Kap Yuen Deity
It's going to be upside-down in hell
What sort of a person is that old lady?
She's not human,
she's a wolf with 1,000 year's practice
Only Kap Yuen can overpower her
Miss Lau's doom is not yet over
Priest, where's See-see?
Why ask her since you don't love her?
Let her go where she likes
Where on earth is she?
It's sexual love again
I must thank mammy for having
made me a monk so early in my life
Don't talk nonsense now
I talk nonsense?
I climbed up mountains picking herbs for you
And you said I'm talking nonsense?
I know your noble personality
but I'm worry about See-see
Where's she?
Come with me
Only this left, have a look.
Priest
Don't count me in. I don't want to die yet.
They've both saved me once
If we don't go in, they'll die for sure
It's fate. You can't help it if they must die
Don't let me be buried with them
You're a Buddhist and you won't care to help
You can't go against
the decree of fate, understand?
- Give me the wheel. Give it to me
- Don't, don't be crafty!
The world-honored master's adamantine body;
Turn the wheel of dharma with all my heart
Don't, we may die!
What now?
I told you that I don't want to
get killed in here but you won't listen
That's true. I haven't eat enough,
I haven't play enough.
Dying this way is unfair to myself.
Do you understand?
Priest, don't you care about
Yee-Mung and See-see?
I won't live without them
Hold that wheel
Disobey and you suf..fer...
and you suffer right away! Wait
Buddha be praised!
Yu-meng, it's you!
Brother-in-law, let me go first
No, who knows if she's good or evil
Never mind. We have no time to waste.
I'll take you to rescue sister
Yee-Mung, you are so tender-skinned
What a pity if you were eaten by that old woman
Marry me, and I'll beg mercy from her
Open up. I got orders to take her away
Yes
Let me go! Let me go!
Sin, sin!
Priest, are you all right?
I'm fine.
Do you know a girl named Lau See-see?
Yes. She sacrificed her virginity to save Chu
You're...
The reverend Wick
Buddha be praised!
Miss Lau was captured by the old hang.
Go and help her quick!
But what?
- But...
That old hag has eaten Chia Yuan's flesh
and increased her power
We may not be able to overpower her
In any case, we'll fight
Follow me
Fight? It'd be death for sure. Wait for me.
Let me go! Let me go!
Let me go! Let me go!
Help!
You won't suffer much if you're nice
Don't, don't!
Take me to the bed
Take you to the bed?
Don't you know I have extraordinary power? Look
Hold it
Hold it
Wait
Chu, don't let it burn out.
My life now depends on you
How am I to contact you?
In a word, that lamp mustn't burn out
Be careful
Who is it?
Your ladyship, it's me
Come on, come and join in the fun
Big woman? What a sin!
What a smell!
When did she wash her feet last time?
It stinks! Who'd enter hell if I don't?
I'm damned to be a monk.
Now my life's practice is gone!
What is it?
It stinks, it's sort of wet
It stinks. I'll kick you dead
Damn, damn! I'll kill you!
Yee-Mung, are you all right?
Yes. Go and help Miss Lau first
Master
Let's go.
Who are you? Come out quickly!
Devil, lay down your sword and be saintly!
Otherwise, your thousand years'
practice will be gone!
Don't think I can't cope with
you when you're inside
Wait and see
Diarrhea, finished!
What a pity! Hurting yourself
Yee-Mung
Run, run quickly!
Run!
The world-honored master's adamantine body;
Turn the wheel of dharma with all my heart
To enter the unborn passage
Oh, no more oil!
Hold it!
Are you ok?
Master
Catch
Kill that devil or I'm finished. Come on!
I don't want to die here. That'll deny me
to go to the Western Paradise
Try to burn her with fire
Pour the oil quickly
Light the fire!
Prajnaparamita, Prajnaparamita!
See-see
How are you, See-see?
- See-see
- Miss Lau
Don't be sad.
Now I understand that an importunate demand
will never be achieved.
Cut it out!
I'd die in peace if you were all right
No, you won't die
Miss Lau
Yee-Mung, are you all right?
Yee-Mung
A ghost is a ghost. We must part anyway.
Never
Take care!
Never!
See-see
Miss Lau
See-see
Yee-Mung. Yee-Mung.
We won't part, we won't
Yee-Mung
So luck's with me
Priest
Chu, you're out?
Miss Lau really is...
We can't go against Heaven. Buddha be praised!
Priest, Yee-Mung may evaporate in no time.
Try to help her now!
Chu, don't worry
A mundane being sacrifices oneself for you
One in hell returns to earth and is reborn
It's a swap between hell and earth
Chu, fortune did smile on you
By dint of your strong yang and true love
You can shuttle between earth and hell
And bring Yee-Mung back to earth
Buddha be praised!
Thank you, priest
Don't mention it
It's better to be an earthly man
(Cheers!)
She is yours tonight
No, you first
Brother, here comes an easy prey!
He has a sword
Has he? I've got a saber too
What will you have, sir?
Just make a few dishes for me
Any inn in the vicinity, please?
Ma Ngai Slope is a secluded place
You can find a few haunted houses,
but not an inn.
Waiter, bring this customer a pitcher
of rice wine Okay
Please, sir
Now it depends on you. Take care
Master, you must be tired. This way, please.
What are you doing?
Master, a handsome guy like you must be romantic.
Come drink with me, come over
I can't drink, I can't
Bastard, how dare you hug my wife?
Your wife? I didn't
I see saw it. Don't deny!
Darling, he molested me
Darling, he touched me
What an impudent guy!
- Brothers, beat him!
- No problem!
What are you doing? Don't try anything foolish!
It's female
So you enjoy posing as a man,
Our leader will show you how to be a real man
What do you want? Let me go!
Brother, rape her!
Rape her!
Rape her!
Alright, I'll do it to fulfil you guys' demand.
Put her on the table
Rape her...
- Help! Help!
- Rape her...
- Let me go! Help...
- Rape her...
Put it on
I thought you'd hardhearted enough to ignore me.
I told you not to follow me
You won't be happy to be with me
Our marriage was one arranged before our birth
My dad made this promise.
You can marry him instead.
You're forsaking me! Let me die!
Are you crazy?
Only because you're forsaking me
Well, follow me, if you please
That's better
- Okay
- Let's go
Go in
Help, help!
Keep away, lousy dog, sick dog!
Keep away!
Please drive away that dog for me.
Thank you.
Go!
Thank you!
Who are you?
Shit! Put me near an oil lamp, quick!
Otherwise, I'm finished. Come on, quick!
Thank you!
Hurry up
Excuse me, please
Prajnaparamita, Prajnaparamita!
He's a monster!
Please don't misunderstand, benefactor
I'm not a monster, I'm a monk
You're a monk?
Buddha be praised! A devout heart
signifies the devout beliefs of a person.
Please don't stick to minor rites and costume.
In my opinion,
living is the most important issue of mankind
Have food, have fun and go freely
The rest are of no consequence
What's your priestly name, please?
How come you can transform
yourself into different size?
I am the Reverend Wick
I became a monk since childhood.
I am now responsible to guard the Wick Tower
Facing the lamp day and night is boring
and I have no one to chat with
I pour out my feelings to the lamps only
Real or imagined, the wick talked with me one day
He taught me the incantation that shrinks me
But I might get burnt to death
If the lamp burns out before I change back
Thank you
May I ask your names, please?
I'm Chu Chung, and she's Lau...
Ha-wai
Greeting, Mr Chu, Mr Lau
Please don't stand on ceremony.
Call us by name is fine.
You keep him company while I go in to change
Mr Lau has a sense of humor.
Let's go over there for a chat
- Please
- Please
Sit down, please
Abbot, what you told us just now...
Life likes a wick. It's gone, once burnt out
Compared with the centuries-old universe,
life's a speck only, rights?
Forget it now.
When you reach my age, you'll understand
Abbot, are you all right?
When were you born?
The 9th day, 5th moon, year of the Rat
Between 7 to 9 in the morning?
How do you know?
No wonder! Congratulations!
Your fate is full of masculinity and strength!
It is very rare on earth.
What did you say?
I mean...
You won't understand no matter how I put it
In a word, you're extraordinary
I feel like we are old friends
I've got good wine "Daughter Red".
Let me get it for all of us
Don't fool around. Wait for me here.
What an extraordinary man!
- You bloody monk! Why are you here?
- Sex is nothings and nothings is sex
Mr Lau, no...
Miss Lau, so you're a lady
You scoundrel, you peeped at me bathing!
No, I didn't see anything
How do you know I'm a lady then?
Miss Lau, don't blame me
First, I didn't know you were taking a bath
Second, I didn't know you were female
Creep, in what way you learnt your Buddhism?
Drop dead, you horny monk!
Enough, even a Buddha may flare up!
Nudity doesn't count for much
Every creature is naked at birth
Have you seen a chicken or duck dressed?
Buddha be praised!
The Bodhi is not like the tree,
The mirror bright is nowhere shining
As there is nothing from the first,
Where can the dust itself collect?
I'm in no mood for your Zen poems.
I've already suffered.
You're a creep, a real creep!
Miss Lau, if you deem that as a loss
Come and touch me, knead me any way you like.
Don't ever try to scare me!
Chu
Abbot
I told you not to move around
Abbot, that fairies in the portrait smiled at me
Chu, illusion will not exist without imagineation
Your distracting thoughts breed illusions.
What I saw didn't look like illusion
Men belong to earth; spirits belong to hell
It's a bad omen if men and spirits
meet at the same space
Chu, you'd better forget what you've seen
Abbot, you mean what I saw is real?
Abbot, how can I ever see her again?
Do me a favor, please
No, it's dangerous
I'm a wanderer with no worries.
I'm not afraid at all.
You may lose your life!
I'd die without regrets if I could see her once
Fate!
I'll help you so as not to go
against Heaven's will
But you must promise me one thing
You must come back within 24 hours
Well, I promise
Don't take this as a precedent
If you hasn't returned
when this incense burns out
you'll drift in the Void without
ever getting back
Turn this wheel of the dharma
Read this passage of sutras
and you can move freely
And when coming upon any danger
Throw out the wheel,
and you'll be safe. Remember!
Thank you
The world-honored master's adamantine body;
Turn the wheel of dharma with all my heart
To enter the unborn passage
Buddha be praised!
Hands off!
Don't do it, disgusting!
Let go!
Mr Chu
How do you know my name?
My name is Wan Yee-Mung
My late dad is a famous fortune teller
He can tell the past and predict the future
After reading my fortune, he told me
I'd come upon an inexorable doom at 17
Don't cry. Confide it to me
He said I was fated to stay in hell for a period
Before you'd appear to take me as your wife
Don't worry, I won't hurt you
Dad said my life is not yet over
After we have sex, your yang can help
bring me back to earth
Your ladyship
Where's Yee-mung?
She's in the room opposite
Why didn't you announce the presence of a guest?
I must host a feast for him tonight
Yes, your ladyship
Namas Amita Buddha...
Please don't knock anymore, I beg you!
A monk is delighted by others reading sutras
Why are you an exception?
You chanted and knocked all night,
How could I fall asleep?
I won't do it anymore if
you tell me where Chu Chung is
Well, come with me, come with me
Come, come
Where's he?
As I told you repeatedly
he's walked into the wall
You're lying again
See for yourself
How can such a strong wall be penetrated?
And I saw nothing inside from outside
You asked me but won't believe what I said
Have you heard of Hellgate?
What? Hellgate?
No, but not much different from it
This painting is a crossing
between earth and hell
Laymen like you won't understand
He entered it a long while ago.
He should return now
This question is difficult to answer
Don't you know the mess outside?
The Court changes its policy everyday.
Chu won't come out probably because
he prefers to stay inside
Don't be silly, I was only joking
He'll come back for sure
before the incense burns out
He won't forsake his life. Am I right?
Don't worry.
They come and go freely, let it be
You came a long way to here, Mr. Chu.
Let me toast you celebrates your vsiit.
Thank you
- Let's go over to tease him - Good idea
Brother-in-law, sister,
we want to propose a toast
Come on, drink with arms locked
Look at brother-in-law, sister.
A blush came into his cheeks.
We're now of one family, Mr. Chu.
Let me toast to you
We're now of one family, Mr. Chu.
Let me toast to you
Your ladyship. I'm afraid master can't drink
Let me drink it for him
No, it's from her ladyship to brother-in-law
Sister can't drink it for him
I should drink it to appreciate her kind thought
Brother-in-law, drink it, you can't get drink
Brother-in-law, great!
I'm a bit drunk. I must return to retire
Please
Enjoy yourself.
Brother-in-law, one more
Yes, one more
It's from me, drink it
Well, I drink
This is my toast
Take it easy
Not yet finished
Well, I drink
You're a good drinker
Take this too
- Well done - Master
Drink it now! One more
- C'mon, finish this
- You won't get drunk
Come on, you're a good drinker.
What are you afraid of?
How's it?
Are you all right?
Where's Yee-Mung?
Where is she? Tell me!
She was abducted by old Demon Kap Yuen,
we are uncertain of her current situation
We're at a loss what to do
Where's Kap Yuen? Take me there right away
Here it is
Which evildeor dares to destroy my gold-body?
You not only defiled their virtue
But also abducted Yee-Mung
Hand over Yee-Mung quickly!
What did you say? Which Yee-Mung?
No more nonsense with him.
He won't admit it for sure
Fight with him!
There's no grudge between us.
Why trying to kill me?
You...
Your day is near
You don't understand?
I know my sentimental brother-in-law
has a strong yang
And only his blood can spoil your immortal body
And put you to death
I acted to set him up
I've endured you for long.
Do you think a tutelary god,
can put on an act and restrict us
from doing this and that
From now on, I'll be in charge here
After eating your flesh
I can get out of the painting and rule the world
Wonderful
Now let me finish you off.
Don't!
- Bring them back - Yes
Get up!
Go!
Go!
Miss Lau, eat something first
No, thanks, I have no appetite
You must eat
Abbot, will he be in danger?
Not now
I can't tell in four hours
Why?
The wheel is the key to pass in
and out of the painting.
But there's a time limit
When the incense burns out, the hellgate closes
What if he can't come back?
He'll be loiter in between man's world and hell
He can't be a man or a ghost
Abbot, do something. Let me bring him out
Stop dreaming
You're so fragile, Miss Lau
After entering, you may not live to get out
and you don't look well
Get out of here quick to avert the doom
I won't, even at death.
I must wait for him to return
Yee-Mung, you're so beautiful.
Let's play together
Come on. Come on.
Stop it. Keep away!
See you later
Keep away!
Load the blood
Let's play together
Keep away!
Why don't they play with me?
Your ladyship,
this is the hand of Kap Yuen Deity.
After another 49 days,
I can get out of the painting
To rule the mundane world
Food is so coarse. Inedible!
You ladyship, I've prepared good wine for you
Bring it quickly
Yes
Bring it quickly
Sister
She's staring at us.
Let's pretend that we are having fun.
Or we'll get into trouble. Come on
Bring Chu Chung to my room right away
Yes
Her ladyship wants to see him.
Yes
What are you doing?
Take advantage of me to kill someone again?
Chu, I know it was my fault
But if I don't obey her
We may both get killed
Don't think you can convince me with that
I know I can't possibly convince you
Well, let me take you out of the painting
My wheel was taken away by her. How can I leave?
I'll get it back for you for sure
Why do you want to take him away?
Fox demon, her ladyship ordered
sister to take him away
Take him away
Yes
Come in
Go in
Your ladyship, Chu Chung's here
- Yes
- Put him to bed
Why are you two coming in?
To help you undress, your ladyship
Get out!
Are you deaf? I told you to get out!
Yes
Sister, take any reckless actoin.
Let's wait for the cat to jump!
Yee-Mung
Sister
Don't!
What happened?
We saw someone ran that way when we rushed in.
Move
Yee-Mung
Cut it out! Let me take you away
You stand no chance of escape once she returns.
Look around over there
Yes
Hurry up!
Go
Sister, let me lure her away.
You go with brother-in-law
Chun-meng
- Yes
- Get hold of them!
Help me turn the wheel of dharma
The world-honored master's adamantine body;
Turn the wheel of dharma with all my heart
To enter the unborn passage
Good!
It hurts. Oh, no, he's finished!
You couldn't be right. He'll be back for sure
Incredibly, here he is!
Chu, Chu, are you all right?
Abbot, his body is burning. What should we do?
He may have been hurt by Kap Yuen. It's finished
Anything serious, abbot? You must help him.
Kap Yuen's axe is a sacred item from Heaven
No layman can hold it
because of its heavy yang content
Unless......
Unless what?
Unless we can find a girl ready to
sacrifice her virginity to him.
To squeeze his yang out.
That's the only ray of hope
But it could be dangerous
I'll help him
You?
Right, I'll help him
No more delay if you're
in a position to save his life.
These braziers are arrayed
according to the Big Dipper
They absorb the essence of sun, moon
and the auras of heaven and earth
Why don't you start now?
Show me how to do it
Ask a monk to teach you this?
Okay. Wait a moment. Let me think.
Have you got any idea?
I got it. A monk's six roots of sensations
are pure and clean
A layman's six roots are not clean
See if Chu has got that "root"
Root?
Something like this
No, no, no. This one is too big!
More or less like this one, understand?
I've found it. What shall I do next?
What then? What then?
Alright
When I was a neophyte
one day, some prostitutes came and asked for
a religious service to mourn for their pander
The abbot gather all the monks of the temple
and he gave us a test
During the service, we all sat on the floor
With the "wooden fish" between our legs
It's just like that now
What's the idea?
Those prostitutes wore sexy dresses
The abbot said a monk will drum
on the "wooden fish"
if his thoughts cannot free from lust
What happened then?
What happened?
During the service, every monk
drummed on the "wooden fish"
Only an old monk did not drum
At first, we praised him for his endurance
But when he stood up, the wooden fish
didn't drop on the floor
What's that mean?
The wooden fish was stuck up by his root
Have you got anything with you
like the wooden fish?
You're evil.
Enough. I know what to do now.
You started with it. Why call me evil?
What happened to your wooden fish?
I'm ashamed to say it
You must tell me.
Are you sure?
Yes
Well, listen
My wooden fish burst into pieces
So terrific?
You don't believe it?
Don't ask me anymore.
Save his life first. Undress
Yee-Mung
Yee-Mung
Yee-Mung
Yee-Mung
Yee-Mung
All right, be more intimate
Yee-Mung
Yee-Mung
Chu has hope now
Miss Liu, put on your clothes now
Finished?
Yes
Why has he not come to?
Do you think you are a fairy or something?
Not so soon
How do you feel?
I'm all right, but a bit tired
Only a bit?
What do you say?
Miss Lau, you must take a rest yourself too
I'm going out and pluck him some herb medicine.
Don't worry. He'll be fine.
Take good care of him
Yee-Mung
Yee-Mung... Don't desert me
Yee-Mung
Yee-Mung... Don't desert me
Your ladyship, she's passing out
Splash to sober her up
Yes
Anyone disobey my order will end up like her
Halt
Who are you? What's your relation to Chu Chung?
I'm Lau See-see, Chu Chung is my husband.
You evils, you wreak havoc everywhere. Let me go!
Or I'll kill you all!
This young lady talks big
Fox demon, teach her a lesson
Yes
Stop!
Dare you to talk big again?
Take her to my bedroom and let me fix her
Yes
How are we to dispose of this tramp Yee-Mung?
Confine her in prison right away
I'll eat her to go with my drink tomorrow
Yee-Mung
You laymen are a real nuisance
You turn down someone who loves you
And insist on getting the one
who doesn't love you
You're almost lost your life because of love
Yee-Mung
Now you're getting me involved
Be nice and drink it
Where's Yee-Mung?
Priest, where's Yee-Mung?
Damn you, you're heartless!
You're still thinking of her now
If Miss Lau hadn't saved you with her virginity
You'd have been in hell massaging the demons
See-see
How do you feel?
A little pain
Triangular love is bad enough,
but you're torn between earth and hell
See how you can cope with it
What has become of you?
I was used by an old lady to kill Kap Yuen Deity
Did you kill him?
Yes
That's serious, you've even killed Kap Yuen Deity
It's going to be upside-down in hell
What sort of a person is that old lady?
She's not human,
she's a wolf with 1,000 year's practice
Only Kap Yuen can overpower her
Miss Lau's doom is not yet over
Priest, where's See-see?
Why ask her since you don't love her?
Let her go where she likes
Where on earth is she?
It's sexual love again
I must thank mammy for having
made me a monk so early in my life
Don't talk nonsense now
I talk nonsense?
I climbed up mountains picking herbs for you
And you said I'm talking nonsense?
I know your noble personality
but I'm worry about See-see
Where's she?
Come with me
Only this left, have a look.
Priest
Don't count me in. I don't want to die yet.
They've both saved me once
If we don't go in, they'll die for sure
It's fate. You can't help it if they must die
Don't let me be buried with them
You're a Buddhist and you won't care to help
You can't go against
the decree of fate, understand?
- Give me the wheel. Give it to me
- Don't, don't be crafty!
The world-honored master's adamantine body;
Turn the wheel of dharma with all my heart
Don't, we may die!
What now?
I told you that I don't want to
get killed in here but you won't listen
That's true. I haven't eat enough,
I haven't play enough.
Dying this way is unfair to myself.
Do you understand?
Priest, don't you care about
Yee-Mung and See-see?
I won't live without them
Hold that wheel
Disobey and you suf..fer...
and you suffer right away! Wait
Buddha be praised!
Yu-meng, it's you!
Brother-in-law, let me go first
No, who knows if she's good or evil
Never mind. We have no time to waste.
I'll take you to rescue sister
Yee-Mung, you are so tender-skinned
What a pity if you were eaten by that old woman
Marry me, and I'll beg mercy from her
Open up. I got orders to take her away
Yes
Let me go! Let me go!
Sin, sin!
Priest, are you all right?
I'm fine.
Do you know a girl named Lau See-see?
Yes. She sacrificed her virginity to save Chu
You're...
The reverend Wick
Buddha be praised!
Miss Lau was captured by the old hang.
Go and help her quick!
But what?
- But...
That old hag has eaten Chia Yuan's flesh
and increased her power
We may not be able to overpower her
In any case, we'll fight
Follow me
Fight? It'd be death for sure. Wait for me.
Let me go! Let me go!
Let me go! Let me go!
Help!
You won't suffer much if you're nice
Don't, don't!
Take me to the bed
Take you to the bed?
Don't you know I have extraordinary power? Look
Hold it
Hold it
Wait
Chu, don't let it burn out.
My life now depends on you
How am I to contact you?
In a word, that lamp mustn't burn out
Be careful
Who is it?
Your ladyship, it's me
Come on, come and join in the fun
Big woman? What a sin!
What a smell!
When did she wash her feet last time?
It stinks! Who'd enter hell if I don't?
I'm damned to be a monk.
Now my life's practice is gone!
What is it?
It stinks, it's sort of wet
It stinks. I'll kick you dead
Damn, damn! I'll kill you!
Yee-Mung, are you all right?
Yes. Go and help Miss Lau first
Master
Let's go.
Who are you? Come out quickly!
Devil, lay down your sword and be saintly!
Otherwise, your thousand years'
practice will be gone!
Don't think I can't cope with
you when you're inside
Wait and see
Diarrhea, finished!
What a pity! Hurting yourself
Yee-Mung
Run, run quickly!
Run!
The world-honored master's adamantine body;
Turn the wheel of dharma with all my heart
To enter the unborn passage
Oh, no more oil!
Hold it!
Are you ok?
Master
Catch
Kill that devil or I'm finished. Come on!
I don't want to die here. That'll deny me
to go to the Western Paradise
Try to burn her with fire
Pour the oil quickly
Light the fire!
Prajnaparamita, Prajnaparamita!
See-see
How are you, See-see?
- See-see
- Miss Lau
Don't be sad.
Now I understand that an importunate demand
will never be achieved.
Cut it out!
I'd die in peace if you were all right
No, you won't die
Miss Lau
Yee-Mung, are you all right?
Yee-Mung
A ghost is a ghost. We must part anyway.
Never
Take care!
Never!
See-see
Miss Lau
See-see
Yee-Mung. Yee-Mung.
We won't part, we won't
Yee-Mung
So luck's with me
Priest
Chu, you're out?
Miss Lau really is...
We can't go against Heaven. Buddha be praised!
Priest, Yee-Mung may evaporate in no time.
Try to help her now!
Chu, don't worry
A mundane being sacrifices oneself for you
One in hell returns to earth and is reborn
It's a swap between hell and earth
Chu, fortune did smile on you
By dint of your strong yang and true love
You can shuttle between earth and hell
And bring Yee-Mung back to earth
Buddha be praised!
Thank you, priest
Don't mention it
It's better to be an earthly man