Elfie Hopkins: Cannibal Hunter (2012) - full transcript

An aspiring teen detective stumbles into her first real case, when investigating the mysterious new family in her neighborhood.

COME ON.

STUPID PIECE OF JUNK.

PUT THAT IN THE BEDROOM,
PLEASE.

THAT GOES IN THE MASTER BEDROOM.
THANK YOU.

OH, SWEETIE, BE EXTRA CAREFUL
WITH THAT ONE PLEASE.

ELLIOT, A LITTLE BIT OF HELP,
PLEASE.

THANK YOU, SWEET.

OKAY, DARLING.

IT SEEMS NEW RESIDENTS

HAVE ARRIVED IN THE DEAD-END
TOWN OF THORNTREE.

HEY, ELFIE,



DO YOU THINK YOUR PARENTS

MIGHT LIKE SOME BREASTS
FOR DINNER, HUH?

OH, OH.

UGH, UGH.

BEAT IT, KID.

HEY, NEW NEIGHBORS, HUH?

MM.

SO WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THEM?

WHAT'S YOUR TAKE?

ANYTHING INTERESTING?

I DON'T KNOW YET, MIKEY.

BUT I'LL WORK IT OUT.

- COME ON, HAVE A BITE.
- NO.

- JUST ONE, JUST ONE, JUST ONE.
- NO, MIKEY... MIKEY!



WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU,
HARRY,

IS THAT SOMEONE NEEDS
TO TAKE CONTROL OVER HER,

AND IF YOU WON'T DO IT, THEN I'M
THE ONE WHO'S LEFT TO DO IT.

AND I THINK YOU SHOULD
TAKE CONTROL

OVER YOUR OWN DAUGHTER,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

SHE'S OFF RUNNING
AROUND THE TOWN NOW.

I'M TRYING TO COOK A MEAL.

SHE'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY,

AND I'M FED UP
WITH BEING THE ONE ALL THE TIME,

BECAUSE I'M THE ONE
TRYING TO TAKE CHARGE OF HER.

HI, PARKER.

HEY, HOPKINS.
WHAT'S UP?

YOU LOOK MORE MISERABLE
THAN USUAL.

CHEERS.

IT'S MY NEW LOOK:

MISERABLE AS FUCK.

DIG THE OUTFIT, THOUGH.

OH, THIS OLD THING?

SOMETHING I THREW TOGETHER.

SO WHAT'S GOING ON?

HIGH-GRADE.

ALL THE WAY FROM THE DAM.

SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

LET'S GET BAKED.

ARE YOU READY?

YES, GO.

THAT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT.

NO HANDS, NO HANDS.

MAYBE SUSANNAH'S RIGHT.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST
BE A BEAUTICIAN.

GIVE FRENCH FUCKING MANICURES
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

HEY, WHO'S THERE?
OI.

TELL ME THE LOWDOWN
ON YOUR NEW NEIGHBORS.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, LET ME THINK.

MUM AND DAD WITH TWO KIDS,
A BOY AND A GIRL.

WHO'S THERE?
HEY.

SOUND LIKE A SAD LOT.

DETAILS?

HELLO?

KIND OF A MILITARY CARRIAGE
ABOUT HIM.

GOOD LOOKER.

HELLO?

THE SON HAS THIS KIND OF

ANGER-FILLED TESTOSTERONE VIBE.

KIND OF GUY WHO WATCHES
LOADS OF RAMBO FILMS.

AH, HEH.

AND THE DAUGHTER, WELL,

LOOKS LIKE HER MUM
DRESSES HER UP AS A DOLL.

WHAT WAS THAT?

IT'S JUST THE WIND.

ELFIE?

OH, THE GAMMONS ARE HAVING
A HOUSEWARMING PARTY

TOMORROW NIGHT.

THE GAMMONS?

ARE THEY OUR NEW NEIGHBORS?

YES,
UH, WE'RE INVITED AT 8:00,

SO IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN US...

LISTEN, ELFIE,

IF YOU'RE GOING TO STAY HERE
IN MY HOUSE,

I WOULD APPRECIATE
A LITTLE BIT OF RESPECT.

YOUR HOUSE?

THIS IS MY MUM AND DAD'S HOUSE.

NO, IT IS NOT.

FINE.

SO WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE GAMMONS?

PUT THAT THING AWAY.

HONESTLY...

YOU AND THAT DYLAN
RUNNING AROUND HERE

LIKE A COUPLE OF
I-DON'T-KNOW-WHATS,

IT'S AN EMBARRASSMENT.

EAT YOUR FOOD, ELFIE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

THIS OLD THING?

I DON'T WANT TO BORE YOU.

OH, DON'T BE SILLY.
JUST TELL US.

WELL, CHARLIE AND I MET
IN PAPUA NEW GUINEA

WHEN WE WERE BOTH MISSIONARIES.

WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

YOU HAVEN'T MADE ANY DECISION
ABOUT YOUR COLLEGE.

YOU COME HOME EVERY NIGHT,
YOU REEK OF MARIJUANA.

- YOU SPEND TIME...
- GOD, JUST...

- YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT.
- JUST GIVE IT A REST.

OKAY, YOU NEED TO MAKE
SOME DECISIONS ABOUT YOURSELF.

YEAH, I'VE HUNTED
ALL OVER THE PLACE.

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO JOINING
THE LOCAL HUNT.

WHAT GAME DO YOU HAVE
UP AT THE ESTATE?

OH, WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING,
CHARLIE.

WE KILL EVERYTHING.

MARVELOUS.

OH, I MUST SHOW YOU
THE TWO STAGS

I SHOT LAST SUMMER.

OH, HERE WE ARE.

SHOT HIM IN SCOTLAND LAST YEAR.

OH, THIS IS MY SON.
THIS IS ELLIOT.

SUSANNAH.

DO TAKE A SEAT.

♪ ALWAYS ALONE
AND ALWAYS AVOIDED ♪

♪ NOBODY LOVES A LONELY JAGUAR ♪

♪ I HAVE A STRONG
AND BEAUTIFUL BODY ♪

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

DON'T HIDE, COME IN.

I WAS JUST LOOKING AROUND.

YOUR HOUSE IS AMAZING.

WHERE DID YOU GET
ALL THIS STUFF FROM?

MUMMY AND DADDY DO
A LOT OF TRAVELING.

I'M RUBY.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

DYLAN.

DYLAN PARKER.

DYLAN DYLAN PARKER.

I LIKE THAT.

WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS.

UM, OKAY.

NICE BOXES.

THANK YOU.

I ALSO COLLECT JAPANESE SWORDS.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?

NO, NO, I...

NO, THANKS.

I HAVE TO REPORT BACK TO ELFIE.

ELFIE?

WHO'S ELFIE?

FRIEND.

SHE'S DOWNSTAIRS.
I SHOULD GO.

WELL, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU,
DYLAN DYLAN PARKER.

LET'S DO THIS AGAIN SOON.

HM.

YOU'LL HAVE TEA.
LOTTY?

YES, PLEASE.

GREAT.

OKAY, IT'S PROBABLY TIME
WE TELL YOU WHAT WE DO.

OH, YEAH.

YES, YOU HAVE BEEN
AVOIDING THE QUESTION.

WE OWN AND OPERATE
A BESPOKE TRAVEL AGENCY.

OH, SORRY...
SORRY TO INTERRUPT,

BESPOKE?

UH...

SPECIALIZED?

YEAH, SPEC...
SPECIALIZED.

SPECIALIZED.

WE DESIGN TAILORED
TRAVEL EXPERIENCES,

AND WE FOCUS
ON THE EXOTIC.

EXOTIC,
THAT SOUNDS EXCITING.

WELL, IF YOU CAN DREAM IT,
WE CAN PLAN IT.

JUST THINK, UH...

I DON'T KNOW, THINK LONG TRIPS

TO THE FAR REACHES OF THE WORLD

FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,
EVEN LITTLE ONES.

TIMOTHY, I WANT TO DO THAT.

OH, YES.
DEFINITELY, DARLING

MM, THERE'S A SURPRISE:

TIMOTHY JENKINS SHOWING OFF
HIS INHERITED CASH AGAIN.

SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

EXCUSE ME.

WHAT WAS...
WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT, THEN?

BEST NOT TO GET INVOLVED.

IT'S BEEN GOING ON
FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

I...
I REALLY...

WHERE THE HELL
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

HEY, HEY...
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT...

ALL RIGHT, SETTLE DOWN, BOYS.
SETTLE DOWN.

YOU'RE NOT IN A PLAYGROUND.
THIS IS MY HOUSE.

NOW, COME ON.
SHAKE HANDS.

I'M VERY SORRY.

SORRY.

NOW, COME ON, LET'S GET
BACK IN AND HAVE A COFFEE.

IT'S OFFICIAL:

THE VILLAGERS HAVE A SCHOOLGIRL
CRUSH ON THE GAMMONS,

AND IT LOOKS AS IF PIPPA NOW HAS
HER SIGHTS ON CHARLIE.

I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER.

SO TERRIBLY EMBARRASSING,
BUT, UH,

HE ALWAYS GETS THAT WAY
WHEN HE DRINKS.

YOU HANDLED IT VERY TACTFULLY.

OH, IT'S NO PROBLEM.
THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

HI.
HI, I'M CHARLIE.

DIDN'T WE SEE YOU ON THE ROAD?

UM...

ARE YOU OKAY?

SORRY, I'M, UM,

A BIT STONED.

WELL, WE'VE ALL HAD
A PUFF OR TWO ONCE IN A WHILE.

MISTER, YOU'RE PREACHING
TO THE CONVERTED.

OH, AM I?

NOW, COME ON,
WE'VE DONE ENOUGH...

NO, YOU'RE...
YOU'RE GREAT, YOU ARE, CHARLIE.

WHEN I MET YOU, I THOUGHT

YOU WERE GREAT.

WELL, LISTEN,
THANKS FOR COMING.

- ALL RIGHT.
- HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY.

GOOD LUCK.

I HATE TO ADMIT IT,

THEY KIND OF SEEM ALL RIGHT.

I MEAN, YEAH, THEIR KIDS
ARE A LITTLE WEIRD,

BUT CHARLIE...

HE'S NOT LIKE MOST OF
THE SAD-CASE MEN AROUND HERE.

DOESN'T SEEM LIKE
ANYTHING SPECIAL TO ME.

SUCH A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.

AMAZING.

MICHAEL.

YOU KNOW MOST OF THESE STARS
DIED MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO?

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, WHO'S THERE?

MICHAEL.

MICHAEL!

IT'S NOT FUNNY, ALL RIGHT?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

JUST LOOKING AT THE SKY,
ELFIE.

YEAH, WELL, DON'T.

SORRY.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

MICHAEL.

MICHAEL.

- HELP!
- MICHAEL.

HELP ME!

HELP! HELP!

THE HELL IS THAT?

HELP ME!

HELP!
OH...

MICHAEL, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I...

- HUH?
- I...

I HEARD SOMETHING.

I THINK YOU'RE A BIT DRUNK.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

OH, BABY, THIS IS IT.

THIS IS IT.
WE'VE GOT A CASE.

I MEAN, THAT IS NOT NORMAL.
THAT IS NOT NORMAL, IS IT?

NO, IT'S NOT.

SO ARE WE INVESTIGATING
THE GAMMONS?

DAMN STRAIGHT,
WE'RE INVESTIGATING THE GAMMONS.

I KNEW IT.

I KNEW IT THE FIRST TIME
I SAW THEM.

I KNEW IT.

BUT 20 MINUTES AGO,
YOU WERE SAYING

THAT THE GAMMONS WERE
THE BEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.

THINGS CHANGE, PARKER.

YOU'VE GOT TO ADAPT.

MAYBE THEY'RE ON THE LAM
FROM THE BULLS.

LAM FROM THE BULLS?

I'M TELLING YOU, PARKER.

WE ARE ONTO SOMETHING THIS TIME.

THIS IS IT.

LET'S GET OUT THERE, CELEBRATE.

ELFIE?

ELFIE?

ELFIE...

OH, GOD.

SCREW ME SIDEWAYS,
YOU SCARED ME.

SORRY, HOPKINS.

WHAT, I MEAN...

CAN'T THIS WAIT?
IT'S REALLY EARLY.

I'VE BEEN DOING
A LITTLE DIGGING.

WHAT'S THE RUMBLE?

THEY DO A LOT
OF MOVING AROUND.

THEY MOVED AROUND ABOUT
EIGHT OR NINE TIMES

IN THE PAST 15 YEARS,

MOSTLY IN EUROPE,

ONCE IN URUGUAY,
AND ONCE IN AMERICA.

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY
WERE BEFORE THAT, THOUGH.

HM.

GOOD JOB, PARKER.

YOU'RE A GOOD EGG.

I HAVE SOME MORE INFORMATION
ON YOUR MATE CHARLIE.

- CHARLIE?
- MM.

WELL, LISTEN TO THIS:

HE TOOK A SET OF KNIVES TO
BUTCHER BRYN'S TO GET SHARPENED.

HMM?

WELL, THEY WERE FANCY,
KIND OF BIG,

LIKE BUTCHER BRYN'S.

WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
INTERESTING ABOUT THAT.

I MEAN,
ESPECIALLY IN THIS VILLAGE.

AND WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU,
PARKER?

FORGET EVERYTHING,

FOLLOW THE EVIDENCE.

ELFIE?

COME ON, ELFIE, GET UP.

FINE.

YEAH, UM,

FOLLOW THE NOSE...

F-FOLLOW YOUR EVIDENCE.

WHAT, PARKER?
SPEAK UP.

I COULDN'T HEAR YOU.

NOTHING.

THEN I GUESS
WE'LL PAY A LITTLE VISIT

TO BUTCHER BRYN.

HELLO, BRYN.

ELFIE HOPKINS
AND DYLAN PARKER.

WHAT BRINGS YOU
TO MY FINE ESTABLISHMENT?

BRYN, WE HAVE A COUPLE
OF QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU.

YOU'VE MET THE GAMMONS, RIGHT?

OH, YES, THE GAMMONS.

I DON'T KNOW 'EM WELL.

DECENT FAMILY, I WOULD SAY.

AND, UH,

YOU DID A LITTLE BIT OF WORK
FOR CHARLIE, RIGHT?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM?

I SHARPENED HIS KNIVES,
THAT'S ALL.

THEY'RE FINE KNIVES.

THEY'RE RUSSIAN, HE TELLS ME.

HE'S A SPIRITUAL MAN, I'D SAY.

WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

HE TAKES BUTCHERING SERIOUSLY.

NOW, FOR ME,

IT'S MY LIFE'S WORK,

BUT, FOR HIM...

IT'S SOMETHING ELSE.

WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT,
ELFIE HOPKINS?

WELL, THERE'S BEEN SOME, AH,

STRANGE OCCURRENCES
IN THE VILLAGE, BRYN.

WE'RE JUST LOOKING INTO IT.

NOW, I KNOW ONE OR TWO THINGS
ABOUT STRANGE OCCURRENCES.

YOU DON'T SAY.

COME HERE.

MANY, MANY YEARS AGO,

WHEN I WAS A LAD...

YOUNGER THAN YOU...

EVERY MORNING FOR A FORTNIGHT,

FARMERS WOKE,

FIND THEIR SHEEP
HAD BEEN MUTILATED.

EVERY MORNING,

THEY'D GO OUT HUNTING.

AND EVERY EVENING,

THEY'D COME BACK EMPTY-HANDED.

MY FATHER,
HE WOULDN'T LET ME GO.

BUT CURIOSITY GOT
THE BETTER OF ME, AND...

ONE NIGHT,
I BORROWED HIS HUNTING RIFLE.

IT WAS A FULL MOON,
I REMEMBER THAT.

MIST WAS ROLLING IN.

I COULDN'T QUITE MAKE OUT
WHAT IT WAS,

BUT THEN,

I COULD SEE THESE EYES

BURNING LIKE FLAMES
THROUGH THE MIST.

WHAT WAS IT?

IT WERE A STAG.

WHAT?
FUCK OFF, IT WASN'T A STAG.

IT WERE, ELFIE HOPKINS.

IT WAS DRIPPING WITH BLOOD.

ENTRAILS WERE HANGING
FROM ITS ANTLERS,

AND IT HAD A COAT OF WOOL
FROM SLAIN SHEEP

ACROSS THE MOUND OF ITS BACK.

CAUGHT HOLD OF MY SCENT,

TURNED HIS HEAD SLOWLY...

CHARGED!

MUD AND BLOOD SPEWING UP
BEHIND HIM.

I ONLY HAD A SECOND,

SO I FIRED ONE OFF.

HE ROARED,

AS THE BULLET TOOK OUT
ONE OF HIS LEGS.

BUT HE KEPT CHARGING ME.

I TOOK A DEEP BREATH.

I FIRED AGAIN.

THIS TIME THE SHOT RANG TRUE.

GOT HIM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES.

HIS BRAINS SPLATTERED
IN THE NIGHT SKY.

AND HE FELL.
HE CRUMBLED AT MY FEET.

RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY TOES.

THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING
THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.

SHH!

BUT YOU ARE FULL OF IT,
THOUGH, BRYN.

AM I,

ELFIE HOPKINS?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, BRYN.

WE GOT TO HIT THE ROAD.

YOU BE CAREFUL, ELFIE HOPKINS.

HMM?

JESUS CHRIST,
DID YOU SEE THAT, HOPKINS?

SUSANNAH WANTS ME
TO DROP SOMETHING AT CHARLIE'S,

AND IF I DON'T DO IT,

SOON SHE'LL BE ON THE DOUBLES.

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN FIND
WHEN I'M THERE.

OKAY, I'LL KEEP DIGGING.

OH, HI, ELFIE.

HELLO, MRS. GAMMON.

LOTTY.

SUSANNAH WANTED ME
TO BRING THIS OVER FOR, UM,

MR. GAMMON.

NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

AND PLEASE, CALL ME ISABELLE.

HE'S SUCH A CUTIE.

COULDN'T YOU JUST EAT HIM UP?

CHARLIE, SHOULD WE HAVE
ANOTHER ONE?

I THINK WE'RE JUST FINE,
DON'T YOU?

HEY, ELFIE.
HOW'S THINGS?

WE'VE JUST BOOKED A HOLIDAY
TO EAST AFRICA.

IT'S, UM...
IT'S GONNA COST A FORTUNE.

HUNTING IN AFRICA?

THAT'S A BIT BARBARIC.

I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED
OF BAGGING THE BIG FIVE.

NOW, THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM,
WILL IT CHARLIE?

NO.
WELL...

GRANTED, A FEW OF THEM ARE
ON THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST,

BUT I'M SURE WE'LL FIND
A WAY AROUND THAT.

WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING THE HIVE?

IN A FEW DAYS.
SUCH A LOT TO DO.

DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO.

I GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW US
AS WELL AS YOU THINK YOU DO,

DESPITE PICKING
THROUGH OUR RUBBISH.

NOW, COME ON, LOTTY.
THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT.

I'D BE PRETTY DAMN HAPPY IF
MY KIDS TURNED OUT LIKE ELFIE.

NOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE
AND JUST...

YOU KNOW, GIVE HER A BREAK, HM?

SORRY.

RIGHT, WHO'S UP
FOR A CELEBRATION DRINK?

WHAT'S WITH YOU?

NOTHING.

HI, PARKER.

MM-HMM.

HOW'S THE GUMSHOEING?

WELL, SLOW,

BUT THE DEEPER I GET,
THE STRANGER THE GAMMONS SEEM.

HOW'D IT GO WITH YOU?

HM.

WHAT'S UP?
YOU'RE NOT YOUR MELANCHOLY SELF.

MELANCHOLY IS
FOR TEENAGE BOYS.

I WAS JUST THINKING,
YOU KNOW,

CHARLIE'S A GOOD EGG.

HOPKINS, REMEMBER THAT

WE'RE INVESTIGATING THE GAMMONS,
RIGHT?

YOUR IDEA, MAY I ADD.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

JUST SAYING THAT I THINK
THAT HE'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW,
HE BACKED ME UP WITH LOTTY.

IT'S JUST NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE
BELIEVE IN ME ONCE IN A WHILE.

WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?

JUST TRYING TO ACCESS
A FEW DATABASES...

POLICE, VOTERS REGISTRATION,
THAT KIND OF THING...

TO FIND OUT MORE
ABOUT THE GAMMONS.

NERD STUFF.

YEAH.

NERD STUFF.

YOU GOT INTO UNI IN THE CITY?

IT'S NOTHING.

I...

NEVER EVEN KNEW YOU APPLIED.

MY DAD MADE ME.
I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO.

SO YOU...

I MEAN, YOU WILL ACTUALLY GO,
THEN?

NO, I...

IT'S...

I DEFERRED IT A YEAR.

SO YOU'RE GOING NEXT YEAR?

NO.

I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE...

JUST...

JUST GIVE ME THAT
AND FORGET ABOUT IT.

DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BOY.

I'LL LET YOU HAVE HIM
WHEN I'M FINISHED.

OH, SORRY.
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
VOMITED THEIR CLOTHES ON YOU.

DID YOU START SKYDIVING?

WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?

WELL, YOU MUST HAVE SKYDIVED
INTO THOSE TROUSERS.

BEST CAMEL TOE I'VE SEEN
IN YEARS.

FUNNY.

JESUS.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

I GREW UP.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IT.

I'D, UM,

LOVE TO STAY AND CHITCHAT,

BUT I'M GOING TO GO PULL
MY FINGERNAILS OUT.

PLEASURE AS ALWAYS.

- HEY, CHARLIE.
- HEY.

I HAVE A HOUSEWARMING GIFT
FROM SUSANNAH.

OH, OKAY. THANKS.

SHE'S, UH...

WELL, SHE'S PERSISTENT,
ISN'T SHE?

SORRY, DON'T MIND ME.
I'D JUST BEEN DOING MY YOGA.

SOMETHING WE LEARNED IN INDIA
FROM THE AGHORIS TRIBE.

FASCINATING, REALLY.

A LOT OF INFORMATION I, UH,
DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW.

- YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A GO?
- OH, NO THANKS.

SELF-IMPROVEMENT ISN'T HIGH

ON MY LIST OF THINGS TO DO.

OH, COME ON,
STOP BEING SO COOL.

NO, I'M...
NOT SURE.

COME ON, TRY IT.
COME SIT DOWN.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

JUST SIT LIKE THIS.

IF YOU TELL ANYONE,

I'M COMING AFTER YOU.

HOPING WHAT?

UM...

YOU HAVE THIS.

WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS?

UH, WELL IT'S...

YOU KNOW,
IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES.

BEST FILM NOIR
EVER MADE.

AH, WELL, THE MALTESE FALCON
OR DOUBLE INDEMNITY

MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY ABOUT THAT,

BUT IT'S GOT THE BEST LAST LINE
IN A MOVIE EVER:

"FORGET IT, JAKE."

"IT'S CHINATOWN."

YOU DO KNOW IT.

MAN, I TRIED WATCHING IT
WITH MY POPS,

BUT HE JUST DIDN'T GET IT.

I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG,
HE'S NOT A BAD GUY OR ANYTHING...

ELFIE,
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING:

MOST OF US PARENTS
AREN'T BAD GUYS,

AND ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU'LL
JUST REALIZE WE'RE HUMAN BEINGS,

JUST LIKE YOU
AND JUST AS FUCKED UP.

GUESS SO.

ANYWAY, HE'S, UM,
HE'S ALL I'VE GOT NOW, SO...

IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING,
WHERE'S YOUR MUM?

SHE DIED WHEN I WAS ABOUT 12.

SHE WAS SHOT.

MURDERED.

MURDERED?

WELL, BY, UH,
WELL, BY WHO?

NEVER FOUND OUT.

I MEAN, THE POLICE SAID
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,

BUT I DIDN'T BUY IT.

OH.

OH, I GET IT NOW.

WELL, YOU KNOW I, AH...

I TRIED TO WORK THE CASE
AND SEE, YOU KNOW...

CONVINCE THE CONSTABLE
AND CONVINCE MY DAD,

BUT I...
I JUST COULDN'T SOLVE IT.

I JUST COULDN'T GET...

HOW COULD YOU EVER SOLVE IT?

IF THE POLICE COULDN'T...

WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T
GIVE YOURSELF SUCH A HARD TIME.

GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT,
ENOUGH OF THIS SERMON.

LET'S TRY THIS YOGA.
COME ON.

HI, ELFIE.

HI, ISABELLE.

DO YOU WANT SOME HELP?

YEAH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

RIGHT, CAN I PLEASE HAVE
A LOOK AT YOUR SHOES?

NOW, COME HERE.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

YEP, THAT'S GOOD.
AND THE OTHER ONE.

LOVELY, IN YOU GO.
GOOD BOY.

OH, THERE WE GO.

FINE.
ALL RIGHT, GOOD ENOUGH.

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START
WORKING ON THIS CASE?

I AM.

I AM.

REALLY?

I THINK YOUR FOCUS
IS ON THE WRONG THING.

OKAY, PARKER.

YOU WANT TO SEE ME FOCUS?

STAY HERE.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

ELFIE.

SO YOU'RE OFF, THEN?

DID YOU PAY WITH CASH OR CREDIT?

ELFIE.

WOULD YOU JUST
GET OUT OF THE WAY?

OH.

WHERE'S THE...
WHERE'S THE PAPER?

WHAT IS IT, DO YOU WANT TO DIE?

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

SO, LOTTY.

GOING TO SPEND SOME BLOOD MONEY?

AND PLAY YOUR BLOOD SPORTS?

MAYBE GET YOURSELF
A LITTLE BLOOD DIAMOND TOO?

GET OUT OF THE CAR.

RIGHT, COME ON, JUST...

GET.

COOL YOUR HEAD, TIMOTHY.
I'M GONE.

I MEAN, HONESTLY.
DID SHE TOUCH YOU?

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, DARLING?
- YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.

ARE YOU OKAY?

I SWEAR TO GOD, IF SHE TOUCHES
ONE LITTLE FINGER ON YOUR HEAD...

DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HER, DARLING.
DON'T LOOK AT HER.

WHAT THE HELL'S
WRONG WITH YOU?

YOU TOLD ME TO WORK THE CASE;
I WORKED IT.

HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP
ANYTHING?

WHAT ABOUT
FOLLOWING THE EVIDENCE?

OH, COME ON.
I'M JUST HAVING A LAUGH.

DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT HAVING FUN IS?

OH, DON'T BE A TOOL.

WHAT DO YOU CARE ANYWAY?

YOU'RE ABOUT TO DITCH ME FOR UNI
ANY DAY NOW, RIGHT?

WHAT?

NO, I'M NOT.

CALL ME
WHEN YOU'RE THINKING STRAIGHT.

SEE YOU LATER.

PARKER.

DYLAN.

ALL RIGHT, PARKER.

ALL RIGHT.

MAYBE I JUST SHAKE THE TREE

AND SEE WHAT FALLS.

ELFIE, HEY.

DID WE HAVE ANOTHER CLASS
SCHEDULED?

MM, NO, UH...

STILL SORE FROM LAST TIME.

UM, ACTUALLY,

I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU
A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS.

- ARE YOU BUSY?
- NO, NO.

GO AHEAD. COME ON.

- DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?
- NO.

SO THE JENKINS LEFT
FOR THE AFRICAN TRIP YESTERDAY.

YEAH.
YEAH, WELL, THEY, UH...

THEY GOT OFF ON TIME.

THEY'RE PROBABLY NOW RELAXING
IN BUSINESS CLASS, BASTARDS.

WHEN ARE THEY COMING BACK?

WELL, THEY...

WELL, THEY BOOKED
A THREE-MONTH TRIP,

SO THREE MONTHS
WOULD BE THE ANSWER.

OH, DON'T TELL ME, YOU'RE NOT
MISSING LOTTY ALREADY?

I SAW YOU AND ELLIOT
FOLLOW THE JENKINS,

AND YOU CAME HOME
WITH NO ELLIOT,

BUT HE FOLLOWED AN HOUR LATER.

JUST SEEMED A LITTLE BIT ODD.

WAIT A MINUTE.

IS THIS ONE
OF YOUR INVESTIGATIONS?

HAVE YOU BEEN
STAKING OUT MY HOUSE?

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

WE ARE.

JUST WONDERING.
THAT'S ALL.

WELL, ARE YOU SURE
YOU WEREN'T STONED?

SORRY.

IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

LIKE I SAID, I JUST WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.

WELL, LOOK, I TOLD YOU
TO DROP IT, SO DROP IT.

ALL RIGHT, I HAVE THINGS TO DO.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

I SEE THAT PIPPA'S
BEEN COMING AROUND.

SHE GOT A THING
FOR A MARRIED MAN?

DON'T FUCK WITH ME, ELFIE.
ALL RIGHT?

CHARLIE.

THAT LANGUAGE...

DON'T YOU KNOW
HOW FUCKING DELICATE I AM?

WELL, YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL
WHAT YOU ACCUSE PEOPLE OF.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

NOTHING.
LOOK, SORRY.

THAT WASN'T FAIR, WAS IT?

WE CAME HERE
FOR A BIT OF PEACE AND QUIET,

AND YOU'RE CERTAINLY
ENTERTAINING,

AND I LIKE YOU, ELFIE.

ALL RIGHT?
LET'S JUST KEEP IT THAT WAY.

INTERVIEW WITH CHARLIE
HAS CONVINCED

THAT MY FIRST INSTINCTS
WERE RIGHT.

THE WHOLESOME FAMILY ACT?

I DON'T BUY IT.

EVERYONE HAS A SECRET,

AND THE MORE PERFECT THEY SEEM,

THE DARKER IT IS.

OH, AND, CHARLIE BOY,

YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH ME,
EITHER.

WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE?

RAPHAEL.

HM.

WHO WAS THAT?

ELFIE.

SHE WAS ASKING
ABOUT THE JENKINS.

I THINK WE'VE BECOME THE TARGET
OF ONE OF HER INVESTIGATIONS.

CHARLIE, NO.

DON'T LET HER
SPOIL THIS FOR YOU.

WE'VE JUST GOT HERE.

AH, DON'T WORRY.
IT WILL BE FINE.

WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

YOU KIDS WILL JUST HAVE
TO BE MORE CAREFUL.

GRACE.

PARKER, IT'S ME.

IT'S TIME TO DIG DEEPER
ON THE GAMMONS.

HEY, HOPKINS.
SO YOU'RE BACK ON THE CASE?

WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, A LITTLE BIRDIE HAD
TO REMIND ME WHERE MY HEAD WAS,

AND I FINALLY FOUND IT.

GOOD BIRDIE.

SO I GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO PRESS
IN THE HOLE AGAIN?

YOU LOVE IT.

LET'S KEEP OUR EYES
ON THE GAMMONS.

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR.

YOU CAN HAVE HIM.
I'M ALL FINISHED.

WHAT?
LIAR.

THANKS FOR YOUR HELPFUL ADVICE.

HE WAS AMAZING.

PIPPA.
HOW'S IT GOING?

HELLO, MR. GAMMON.

I THOUGHT I'D JUST DROP BY
AND SAY HELLO.

IS YOUR WIFE HOME?

UH, NO.
NO, SHE'S NOT, I'M AFRAID.

YOU DON'T MIND IF I

MAKE MYSELF FEEL COMFORTABLE,
DO YOU?

NO, GO AHEAD.

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?

MAYBE.

OR MAYBE I COULD
DO SOMETHING FOR YOU?

I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR YOU TO GO.

ARE YOU SURE, CHARLIE?

I THINK IT WOULD BE NICE
IF I STAYED.

LOOK, I'M NOT LIKE ONE OF
THESE PATHETIC MEN IN THORNTREE.

YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ME,
DO YOU?

I CAN HANDLE ANY MAN, CHARLIE.

OH, YOU THINK YOU CAN?

THIS ISN'T A GAME, IS IT?

STOP IT, CHARLIE.
MR. GAMMON, YOU'RE HURTING ME.

LEAVE NOW.

I'M SORRY.
I...

I JUST THOUGHT...

I'M SORRY.
I'LL GO.

STOP.

COME SIT DOWN.

COME SIT DOWN, HM?

I LIKE YOU, PIPPA.

I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY COOL.

I'M NOT.

WELL, THE PROBLEM IS,

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
OTHER THAN THIS VILLAGE.

HERE, YOU JUST TEACH
HORSE RIDING.

OUT THERE YOU COULD BE RIDING

A CAMEL THROUGH
THE SAHARA DESERT.

AT YOUR AGE, YOU SHOULD BE
EXPLORING THE WORLD,

HAVING AN ADVENTURE.

I COULD...

WELL, I COULD BOOK YOU A TRIP.

WOULD YOU...

WOULD YOU TRUST ME TO DO THAT?

YES, CHARLIE.
I TRUST YOU.

OH, GREAT.

YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL,

AND INTELLIGENT.

YOU'RE WASTED HERE.

THANK YOU, CHARLIE.

NO...

SO FIRST THE JENKINS,

AND NOW PIPPA'S FORKED OUT

FOR ONE OF THESE
GAMMON BOUTIQUE TOURS,

AND UNLIKE MOST OF THE SLEAZEBAG
MEN IN THIS VILLAGE,

CHARLIE APPEARS TO BE IMMUNE
TO PIPPA'S CHARMS.

WITH HIM DOING HIS DADDY ACT,

HE'S GOT HER HOOK, LINE,
AND SINKER.

I THINK IT'S TIME WE TAP UP
THOSE FREAKY TWINS.

NO WAY.
UH-UH.

THAT RUBY DAME
SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

OH, COME ON, PARKER.

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
A BIT OF UNDERCOVER.

BESIDES, WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT CAN HAPPEN?

HERE.

HOLD THIS...

LIKE THIS.

THAT THERE.

SO UM...

WHEN DID YOU LEARN TO SHOOT?

MY DAD.

BEEN SHOOTING
SINCE I WAS A CHILD.

SO WHAT'S THIS, UM,

YOGA RELIGION STUFF
YOU GUYS PRACTICE?

THAT'S MY PARENTS'
STUPID THING.

MY DAD WENT ALL NATIVE.

THESE ARE GREAT.

WHAT'S IN THEM?

NOTHING, SILLY.

JUST MY LITTLE MEMENTOS.

THIS IS WHAT I REALLY
WANT TO SHOW YOU.

THIS IS A SAMURAI SWORD.

IT'S BUILT
FOR OPEN FIELD COMBAT,

AND IF YOU PLAN
ON SLICING THROUGH SOMEBODY,

THIS IS THE BLADE TO USE.

HEY, WATCH IT.

IT'S QUICK AND EASY.
THEY DON'T FEEL A THING.

SOMETIMES THEY DESERVE IT,
DYLAN.

NOW, SIT DOWN.
I WANT TO TRY SOMETHING.

COME ON.

SO HOW DO I DO THIS?

A GOOD HUNTER ANTICIPATES.

IMAGINE YOU WERE A BIRD.

WHERE WOULD YOU FLY?

FIRE!

NICE SHOT.

THANKS.

YOU'RE A GOOD TEACHER.

SO...

YOUR PARENTS MET
AS MISSIONARIES?

IT WAS WHEN DADDY WAS LIVING
WITH THE ASMAT TRIBE

IN PAPUA NEW GUINEA.

ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC?

YES.
INTERESTING.

OOH.

AND HOW LONG DO THE PEOPLE
USUALLY GO ON THESE TRIPS?

WHY ALL THE QUESTIONS?

IT'S JUST
REALLY INTERESTING STUFF.

NO, IT ISN'T.

WHAT ARE YOU AFTER?

UH, EVERYWHERE.

THERE WAS THAT LEPER TRIBE
IN AFRICA,

AND THERE WAS THAT OTHER TRIBE
IN WEST PAPUA,

BUT EVER SINCE ELLIOT AND I
WERE BORN,

MUMMY'S MADE DADDY
WORK IN THE WEST.

THAT IS HOW
A GEISHA SHOULD LOOK.

YOU'VE GOT GREAT BONE STRUCTURE.

HM.

VERY NICE.

MM...

WHAT WERE YOU SAYING
ABOUT YOUR MUM?

SHH, DYLAN.

I HAVE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.

OKAY.

WHY ARE YOU
STILL IN THIS VILLAGE?

YOU'RE MUCH OLDER THAN ME,

AND YOU'RE STILL LIVING
WITH YOUR PARENTS.

I'M NOT THAT MUCH
OLDER THAN YOU.

I LIKE MY MEN
TO BE INDEPENDENT, DYLAN.

NOW, ANSWER MY QUESTION.

WELL, AFTER ELFIE'S MUM DIED,

SHE GOT REALLY PROTECTIVE
OF HER DAD.

BUT THEN SUSANNAH
CAME INTO THE PICTURE.

AFTER THAT, I GUESS,

SHE WAS SCARED THAT

SHE'D LOSE HIM COMPLETELY
IF SHE WENT AWAY.

I DIDN'T ASK ABOUT ELFIE.
I ASKED ABOUT YOU.

YOU COULD LEAVE.

NO...

I COULDN'T LEAVE WITHOUT HER.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER MUMMY?

WE WERE PLAYING ONE OF ELFIE'S
CRIME-FIGHTING GAMES.

ELFIE'S MUM WAS TERRIFIED THAT
WE WERE TOO CLOSE TO THE HUNT,

SO SHE WENT OUT LOOKING FOR US.

SOMEONE FROM THE HUNTING PARTY
SHOT HER.

OH.

THAT'S HORRIFIC.

WE WEREN'T ANYWHERE
NEAR THE HUNT.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,
BUT ELFIE CONVINCED HERSELF

THAT IT WASN'T,

THAT SOMEONE SHOT HER
ON PURPOSE,

SHE WAS MURDERED.

NO MATTER WHAT HER FATHER SAID
OR WHAT THE POLICE TOLD HER,

SHE WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

SHE BLAMED HERSELF,

AND THAT IT WAS HER FAULT.

THAT WAS OUR FIRST KISS.

SORRY.

I'VE GOT TO GO.

IS THAT ELFIE?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.

SORRY.

"WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT COULD HAPPEN?," SHE SAYS.

"WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT COULD HAPPEN?"

OH, COME ON,
YOU ARE KIND OF A DISH.

YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME SERIOUS
INFORMATION FOR ME,

LOOKING LIKE THAT.

IT WAS PETRIFYING.

SHE SHOULD BE SECTIONED.

I DID MANAGE
TO GET SOME MORE INFO

ON THE GAMMONS PARENTIS.

HOW ABOUT YOU?

LET'S JUST SAY GAMMON JUNIOR
HAS SOME SERIOUS DADDY ISSUES.

HE WENT A BIT
O.J. SIMPSON ON ME.

REALLY?
YOU OKAY?

COME ON, PARKER.

AIN'T NO DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.

LET'S PUT THIS TOGETHER.

SO WE KNOW THE GAMMONS HAVE
LIVED HERE, HERE, AND HERE.

IS THAT IT?

MM.

AH.

FORGOT ABOUT THIS.

SO THAT'S WHY
YOU WERE IN THE JENKINS' CAR.

YOU CLEVER LITTLE GIRL.

ALWAYS ON THE CLOCK, PARKER.

LET'S GIVE THESE A LITTLE RING.

THE NUMBER YOU HAVE REACHED
IS NOT IN SERVICE.

THE NUMBER
DOESN'T SEEM LEGIT.

COULD BE THE CONNECTION.

IT'S KENYA.

I HAVE AN IDEA.

COURSE YOU DO, PARKER.

YOU'RE A BRIGHT BULB.

I AM DYL-OID. I AM DYL-OID.

YOU KNOW IT.

OKAY, SO HERE'S A LITTLE PROGRAM
THAT I PUT TOGETHER

TO HACK INTO A FEW POLICE
AND NEWSPAPER DATABASES,

BUT IT SHOULD DO THE TRICK.

NERDS RULE.

OKAY, SO ACCORDING TO THIS,

EVERY VILLAGE THAT
THE GAMMONS HAVE MOVED INTO,

THERE HAS BEEN A SPIKE IN
REPORTED MISSING PEOPLE

AND RUNAWAYS.

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,

THE GAMMONS MOVE INTO A TOWN,

AND GRADUALLY
THE LOCALS GO MISSING?

MM, MAYBE.

IT COULD JUST BE A COINCIDENCE.

THERE COULD BE
ANOTHER CONCLUSION.

WHAT EXPLANATION?

AND...

YOUR GIRLFRIEND
JUST SAID SO.

THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.

WHAT COULD IT BE?

CASH SCAM?

I DON'T KNOW.

WE NEED MORE EVIDENCE.

SO WHAT NOW?

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WE AIN'T PRIVATE DICKS
FOR NOTHING.

LET'S DO IT.

I DON'T KNOW, ELFIE.

WE'RE GETTING NOWHERE.

MAYBE WE WERE BARKING UP
THE WRONG TREE AGAIN.

THE WHOLE VILLAGE
LOVES THE GAMMONS.

OH, PARKER.

ALWAYS HOPING FOR THE BEST.

HOW 'BOUT A SPLIFF
TO FIGURE IT OUT?

ALWAYS.

SKIN UP.

WHAT'S THAT?

AN ACCIDENT.

MAYBE.

LOOKS LIKE A FUNNY
KIND OF ACCIDENT.

WHAT IS THAT?

SURE LOOKS LIKE BLOOD.

MUST'VE COME FROM THE HUNT.

I'M NOT SURE.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AROUND.

ELFIE.

SAM AND LOTTY WERE HERE.

YOU WAIT, YOU WAIT.
LOOK AT ME.

HE WAS FROZEN STIFF.

HE WATCHED IT.

TIMOTHY STRUGGLED
WITH THE ATTACKER.

HERE.

SHE BROKE FREE.

MUST'VE BEEN FAST,
NO HESITATION,

LETTING HER DASH INTO THE WOODS.

ELFIE, I THINK WE SHOULD
CALL THE POLICE.

DYLAN,

I AM NOT GOING
TO THE HAMMER AND SAWS.

THERE'S SOMEONE COMING.

RUN.

WHO'S THERE?

WHOA!

ELLIOT.

DID YOU SEE WHO IT WAS?

NO.

WE HAVE TO TELL MUMMY AND DADDY.

OH, COME ON.

HELLO?

OH, FINALLY.

LOOK, MANDY, IT'S ELFIE.

NO...
WHAT? NO, LOOK.

I NEED TO SPEAK
TO CONSTABLE KELLY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S OUT?

WELL, LET ME SPEAK TO SOMEBODY...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THEY'RE ALL OUT?

WHAT SORT OF MICKEY MOUSE OUTFIT
ARE YOU RUNNING HERE, MANDY?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'RE NOT MAKING TROUBLE AGAIN.

LOOK, WE FOUND SOMETHING
IN THE WOODS.

YOU NEED TO COME WITH US.

WHAT YOU BLABBING ON
ABOUT NOW?

WE FOUND SAM JENKINS' TEDDY,

AND IT WAS COVERED IN BLOOD.

THE GAMMONS KILLED THE JENKINS.

- AH...
- PLEASE, MRS. HOPKINS.

WE REALLY NEED SOMEONE ELSE
TO COME AND SEE THIS.

FINE.

OKAY, FINE.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

COME WITH US, MRS. HOPKINS.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WE FOUND THAT.

WHERE'S THE REST OF IT?

ELFIE, DYLAN, MRS. HOPKINS.

I'M AFRAID YOU'RE ALL
A BIT TOO LATE.

WHAT?

HOW?
WE HAVEN'T DROPPED THE DIME YET.

I SEE.

THE, UH, GAMMON KIDS,
THEY DROPPED THE DIME.

ELLIOT AND RUBY
STUMBLED ACROSS THIS,

WHAT LOOKS LIKE
A TEDDY BEAR HEAD.

WE CALLED THE POLICE.

STUMBLED?

THEY WALKED RIGHT TO IT.
WE SAW THEM.

THAT WAS YOU IN THE WOODS.

AFTER WE FOUND THE TEDDY,

WE RUSHED HOME
TO CHECK THE JENKINS' ITINERARY

ON MUMMY'S COMPUTER.

I RANG THE HOTEL.
THEY DIDN'T CHECK IN.

I RANG THE AIRLINE.

THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT
ON THE FLIGHT.

YOU LIAR.

THAT NUMBER DOESN'T EVEN WORK.

YES, IT DOES, ELFIE.
YOU HAVE TO TRY IT A FEW TIMES.

IT IS IN KENYA.

THAT'S VERY GOOD WORK, RUBY.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME.

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING.

FOUND THIS
IN THE BOOT OF HIS CAR

ALONG WITH THE JENKINS'
PERSONAL BELONGINGS.

LOOK, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

WELL, THEY MATCH.

DON'T WORRY, MICHAEL.
WE'LL LOOK AFTER YOU, OKAY?

WHEN THE GAMMONS CALLED,

THEY REMINDED US OF YOUR LITTLE
FEUD WITH TIMOTHY, AND, WELL,

HERE WE ARE.

SO WHAT,
YOU THINK THE JENKINS ARE DEAD?

WELL, GRANTED,
WE HAVEN'T FOUND THE BODIES YET,

BUT I'M SURE MICHAEL
WILL COOPERATE.

WON'T YOU, MICHAEL?
GO ON.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING,
YOU KNOW THAT.

OH, COME ON, KELLY.

CAN'T YOU SEE
HOW CONVENIENT THIS IS?

THE GAMMONS
FOUND THE TEDDY BEAR?

THE GAMMONS SAY MICHAEL DID IT?

I MEAN, HOW DON'T YOU SEE
HOW OBVIOUS THIS IS?

- ELFIE, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- ELFIE.

I KNEW THIS WAS
TOO BIG FOR YOU.

THAT'S ENOUGH, ELFIE.

ALL RIGHT, I'M NOT PLAYING
THIS GAME WITH YOU, OKAY?

- IT'S AN OPEN-AND-SHUT CASE.
- THEY'RE LYING.

I'M SORRY.

LET'S GO.

WE'VE WASTED ENOUGH TIME HERE.

I'VE NEVER HEARD
SO MUCH RUBBISH.

ELFIE JUST HAS
AN OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION.

YEAH.

SO YOU GUYS WILL BE ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, FINE.
WE'LL GO HOME.

THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU.
WELL DONE, GUYS.

COME ON.

ELFIE.

IT'S NOT HIM.

I KNOW, PARKER.

COME ON.

YOU OKAY?

SO THE JENKINS ARE DEAD,

AND THEN MICHAEL WAS THE KILLER.

I DON'T BUY IT.

MAYBE WE WERE WRONG.

PARKER, YOU DISCOVERED THE
PATTERN ON YOUR COMPUTER MOP-UP.

I MEAN, WE'RE JUST ABOUT
TO BUST THE GAMMONS...

AND THEN MICHAEL
GETS NABBED FOR IT.

MICHAEL AND TIMOTHY
HAVE HATED EACH OTHER FOR YEARS.

HE HAD A MOTIVE
AND AN OPPORTUNITY.

MM, PLEASE.

THEY SPUN A GOOD TALE,
BUT SOMETHING DOESN'T FIT.

THANK YOU FOR DRIVING ME
TO THE AIRPORT.

YOU'RE BEING SO NICE.

I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THE OTHER DAY.

AH, DON'T BE SILLY.
IT'S FORGOTTEN.

DID YOU MEAN WHAT YOU SAID...

ABOUT ME BEING BEAUTIFUL
AND INTELLIGENT?

I THINK YOU'RE THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL GIRL I'VE EVER MET.

OOH!

YOU'RE A REAL CATCH.

YOU'RE A MAN OF THE WORLD.

I'M SURE YOU CAN TEACH ME
A THING OR TWO.

OH, I CAN.

YES, I CAN.
MMM.

OKAY, OKAY.

SO WHAT IS THE GAMMONS' M.O.?

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO?

HOPKINS, YOU ANIMAL.

SORRY, I WAS HUNGRY, AND...

WAIT.

THERE'S NO SAYING
WITH JENKINS.

GRANTED, WE HAVEN'T FOUND
THE BODIES YET...

CHARLIE AND I MET
IN PAPUA NEW GUINEA

WHEN WE WERE BOTH MISSIONARIES.

MY DAD WENT ALL NATIVE.

PARKER, COMPUTER.

CHARLIE, IT'S YOUR WIFE.

AH, DON'T WORRY.

- OH, COME ON.
- OKAY.

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

I SHOULD REALLY BE GOING.

I'M GONNA MISS MY FLIGHT.

I CAN MAKE MY OWN WAY THERE.

I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THAT FLIGHT.

GRANTED, WE HAVEN'T
FOUND THE BODIES YET,

BUT I'M SURE MICHAEL
WILL COOPERATE.

THAT'S WHY
THEY CAN'T FIND THE BODIES.

WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?

WE SHARE, PIPPA.

THAT'S WHAT GOOD FAMILIES DO.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WE ARE THE CHOSEN.

THE GAMMONS ARE CANNIBALS.

SHH.

WE'LL BE TOGETHER NOW.

ELLIOT.

WE'VE BEEN MADE.

THEY'RE ONTO US.

PARKER, CALM DOWN.

WE'VE GOT TO TELL SOMEONE.

- YOUR DAD.
- MY DAD?

DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M TELLING
MY DAD THIS?

WE'LL MAKE SAFE.

WE'LL HOLD UP HERE
FOR THE NIGHT,

AND WE'LL GO TO CONSTABLE KELLY
WITH ALL THE EVIDENCE

FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

OKAY, BUT GET ONE THING
STRAIGHT, ELFIE.

I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE.

HELLO.

I CAN HEAR YOU.

MM.

- DYLAN.
- MM.

DYLAN, WHOSE WATCH IS IT?

I THINK IT'S MORNING.

OH, MY GOD, IT'S A HAND.

IT'S A HUMAN HAND.

WHAT IS IT?

SICK BASTARDS.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY LONGER.

LET'S SETTLE THIS NOW.

ELFIE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

FOLLOW ME.
LET'S PUT AN END TO THIS SHIT.

I THINK PETRIE IS MY FAVORITE
CHARACTER IN LAND BEFORE TIME.

THIS IS IT, YOU FREAKS.

GIVE ME THAT.

I'M GONNA BUST YOU
ONCE AND FOR ALL.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
ELFIE?

I DON'T KNOW...

COME ON, ELFIE.
LET'S GO SEE THE CONSTABLE.

YEAH, FOLLOW YOUR LAPDOG.

DON'T HURT HIM.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

ELLIOT, BACK IN THE HOUSE.
BOTH OF YOU, NOW.

RIGHT NOW.

COME HERE, ELFIE.

STOP, JUST STOP.

THE GAMMONS ARE CANNIBALS.

CANNIBALS?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

DON'T TOUCH ME.

LOOK IN THE ICEBOX.
PIPPA'S HAND'S IN IT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
ELFIE.

WE'VE BEEN VERY PATIENT
WITH YOU.

I THINK THIS VILLAGE

HAS HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH
OF YOU AND YOUR ANTICS.

PLEASE, WE'RE TELLING
THE TRUTH.

COME ON.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF IT.

OH, COME ON, ELFIE.
LET'S GO TO THE COPS.

WHY, WHO DO YOU THINK
IS GOING TO BELIEVE US NOW?

THE GAMMONS AREN'T STUPID.

I MEAN, THEY PROBABLY ALREADY
LODGED A COMPLAINT AGAINST US.

IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE ONE OF OUR
STUPID, MADE-UP,

PRETEND INVESTIGATIONS.

WELL, WE CAN'T LET THEM
GET AWAY WITH IT.

WHAT'S THE POINT?

AND LET'S FACE THE FACTS:

I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.

YES, YOU DO.

I'M A TOTAL FAILURE.

IT'S JUST LIKE SUSANNAH SAID.

"YOU'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD AT IT."

I COULDN'T EVEN SOLVE
MY MUM'S CASE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT?

I WAS KISSING YOU.

WHY?

WELL, YOU WERE KISSING ME TOO,
ELFIE.

I WAS...

SURPRISED.

YOU'RE OUT OF LINE, DYLAN.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I COULD...

I COULD NEVER LOOK AT YOU
LIKE THAT.

LET'S FACE IT.
YOU'RE A TOTAL GEEK.

SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.

YEAH, YOU DID.

YOU THINK I LIKE BEING HERE,

SURROUNDED BY DEAD ANIMALS
AND HUNTERS?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

BEING STUCK
IN THIS DEAD-END VILLAGE,

IT'S KILLING ME.

YOU ASKED ME
IF I WANTED TO GET OUT OF HERE,

IF I WANTED TO GO TO UNI,
WELL, OF COURSE I DO.

SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST...

WHY DO YOU THINK?

I THINK...

JESUS CHRIST.

RUBY.

- AH, LET ME...
- SHH.

MY PARENTS WILL HEAR.

YOU SHOULD FOLLOW ME.

I SHOULD GO.

IF YOU WANT TO LIVE,

FOLLOW ME.

I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU.

DADDY WANTS YOU DEAD, BUT...

I MADE A VERY BIG DECISION.

I WANT YOU TO BE MY FIRST.

WHAT?

I DON'T...
I CAN'T...

IT'S ELFIE, ISN'T IT?

NO.

WELL...

YES.

I'LL DECAPITATE THAT TART.

WHOA, CALM DOWN.
LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT THIS.

I THOUGHT
YOU WERE DIFFERENT...

BUT YOU WERE JUST LIKE
ALL THE OTHER BOYS.

PARKER, OPEN UP.

LOOK...

I'VE BEEN THINKING...

MAYBE WE SHOULD
JUST DUST OUT OF THIS TOWN.

IT'S...
IT'S NOT SAFE.

PARK...

DYLAN, PLEASE.

UH, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.

MR. PARKER, IS DYLAN NOT HERE?

HE'S GONE.

HE LEFT US A NOTE.

HE, UH, SAID HE WANTED
TO DO A BIT OF TRAVELING

BEFORE HE STARTS UNI NEXT YEAR.

THE, UH...
THE GAMMONS SORTED IT OUT.

NO, IT'S NOT TRUE...

TAKES A BIG MAN
TO TAKE CHARGE OF HIS LIFE.

AH, HE CAN TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT IT.

OH, SORRY TO STOP YOU.

LISTEN, ELFIE.

UH, THERE'S NO HARD FEELINGS
ABOUT YESTERDAY.

I KNOW YOU'RE GOING THROUGH
A DIFFICULT TIME RIGHT NOW.

I DO.

LOOK, THIS TIME, YOU STAY
AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAK.

FREAK.

WELL, THAT'S A LAUGH,
COMING FROM YOU.

COME ON, NOW, THERE'S
NO NEED FOR THAT RUBBISH.

SHUT UP.

I THOUGHT IT COULD HAVE BEEN
SO DIFFERENT, ELFIE.

I THOUGHT WE HAD A CONNECTION
THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND.

YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

I THINK IT'S TIME TO ARRANGE
A LITTLE TRIP FOR YOU,

LIKE THE ONE DYLAN'S ON.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM?

- W-WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- TASTY.

MIKE,
WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?

OH, GOD,
NO WONDER YOUR SON'S SO PATHETIC

WITH A WIMP LIKE YOU
AS THE FATHER.

ELFIE!

HELLO, HARRY.

HELLO, SUSANNAH.

- HELLO.
- HI.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, ACTUALLY,
BECAUSE I, UM,

WANTED TO APOLOGIZE
FOR ELFIE'S BEHAVIOR YESTERDAY.

OH, NO, NO, NO.
THERE'S NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE.

ELFIE WAS SPOT ON.

CLEVER GIRL YOU HAVE THERE.

SHE FIGURED IT OUT
QUICKER THAN...

- THAN ANYONE, REALLY.
- RIGHT.

WHAT ELSE...

OH, SHE SAID WE WERE CANNIBALS.

I HATE THAT WORD.

IT'S SO ARCHAIC AND VULGAR.

I MEAN, THERE ARE VEGETARIANS,
VEGANS.

WE'RE NO DIFFERENT.

WELL, OUR TASTES MIGHT BE
PERHAPS A LITTLE MORE EXOTIC.

YOU SHOULD REALLY
LISTEN TO YOUR KIDS.

HARRY.

GET OUT OF HERE.

I'LL KILL YOU
IF YOU TOUCH MY DAUGHTER.

OH, SOMEONE'S FOUND
THEIR MANHOOD AGAIN.

WE'RE GOING TO ENJOY THIS.

ELFIE.

WHERE'S DYLAN?

YOU'RE TOO LATE.

HE'S ALREADY DEAD.

FOR A SKINNY GUY,
HE WAS QUITE TASTY.

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE
IN KILLING.

POPS.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SON?

OH.
OH, DYLAN.

YOU'RE ALIVE.

MUAH, MUAH.

GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU SLUT.

TAKE IT EASY, BUNNY BOILER.

HE LOVES YOU.
WHY?

DO YOU LOVE HIM?

IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU,
HE WOULD LOVE ME.

SORRY, DOLLFACE,

BUT IT'S JUST NOT
GONNA PLAY OUT THAT WAY.

HE'S MINE.

AH!

AH!

OW!

EASY THERE, CHARLIE.

YOU KILLED MY FAMILY.

YOU KILLED MY PARENTS.

I UNDERESTIMATED YOU.

I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE
A LITTLE GIRL

HAUNTED BY THE FACT
YOU GOT YOUR MOTHER KILLED.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, CHARLIE.

I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS.

EVERY SINGLE LAST
FUCKING MORSEL.

YOU'RE A FUCKING LUNATIC.

I TRIED TO HELP YOU.

I GAVE YOU YOUR BIGGEST CASE.

YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT ME.

I MADE YOU.

SO ARE YOU READY TO GO?

YEAH.

SO DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE AN ITEM?

SHUT UP, PARKER.