Drop Dead Sexy (2005) - full transcript

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THIS IS IT, EDDIE.

A ONE-WAY
TRIP TO VEGAS.

THE CITY
THAT NEVER SLEEPS.

I THOUGHTTHAT WAS NEW YORK.

VEGAS, EDDIE.

THERE'S NO GAMBLING
IN NEW YORK.

[SIGHS]

YEAH...

I THINK...

WE SHOULD'VE TURN LEFTBY NOW.



I THINKWE PASSED IT ALREADY.

I THINK IT'S--

EDDIE.

YOU GOT ONE JOB. ONE.

READING THE MAP,

AND TELLING ME
WHERE TO TURN.

THAT SOUNDS LIKETWO JOBS.

NAVIGATE, EDDIE.

IT FALLS UNDER
THE JOB TITLE

OF NAVIGATING.

IF YOU DIDN'T
WANT THE JOB,

YOU SHOULD'VE
TOLD ME UP FRONT.

I DID. I SAID,I WANT TO DRIVE,

AND LET YOU NAVIGATE,



AND YOU SAID, NO!

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING?

YEAH. A SHITTY
NAVIGATOR.

I GOTTA TAKE A PISS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
THINKING, EDDIE?

I THINK SPIDER
MADE THE MISTAKE.

I MEAN, WE FOLLOWED
HIS MAP TO THE LETTER.

FRANK?

[FRANK'S THINKING]
YOU EVER HAD A DAY

THAT YOU KNEW
WAS GONNA BE GREAT?

I MEAN,
LIFE CHANGING GREAT?

FRANK?

AND NOTHING COULD DO
ANYTHING TO CHANGE IT?

HOLY SHIT!

THIS...IS NOT
ONE OF THOSE DAYS.

HEY, MUZZY!

GET YOUR HEAD ON, BOY!

GET IT ON RIGHT NOW.

WHOO-HOO!

WHOO!

WHOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO!

THE LORD BLESS HER
AND KEEP HER.

THE LORD MAKE HIS FACE
TO SHINE UPON HER

AND BE GRACIOUS TO HER.

THE LORD LIFT UP
HIS COUNTENANCE UPON HER

AND GIVE HER HIS PEACE.

AMEN.

AMEN.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

HEY...

IT'S A FLASK.

WHAT ARE YOU,
THE DUKE OF TURKEY?

AH, YOU KNOW.

MY DAD LEFT IT TO ME.

HE USED TO...

HE USED IT TO...

REMIND ME, BOY.HOW HE'D REMIND ME...

NOT TO BECOME...WHAT HE WAS.

WHICH WAS WHAT?

A, UH...

FUNCTION ALCOHOLIC.

EDDIE, IT'S 11:00
IN THE MORNING.

YEAH. WELL...

I GUESS IT'S WORKING.

Frank: ISN'T THAT
THOMAS HARKNESS?

Eddie: WHO?

THOMAS HARKNESS.

HE'S OWNS, UH, EAGLE LAKE
TRUCKING COMPANY.

HE'S THE RICHEST GUY
IN TOWN.

WELL...

THEY DON'T GIVE MENOTHING FOR KNOWING IT ALL.

YEAH, WELL,
THAT'S PROBABLY,

PROBABLY HIS WIFE
YOU DUG A HOLE FOR.

THEY JUST FOUND HER
IN THE LAKE

A COUPLE DAYS AGO.

WHY WOULD YOU TELL MESOMETHING LIKE THAT?

YOU KNOW I STILL HAVE TODIG THAT HOLE.

EDDIE, YOU GOTTA
STOP GETTING

SO EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED
IN YOUR WORK.

WHAT, I LIKE MY JOB.

YEAH? WELL, I QUIT MINE.

YOU QUIT?

WHY?

THAT JOB
WAS FOR LOSERS, EDDIE.

I GOT BIGGER PLANS.
REMEMBER?

YEAH.

GOD, I STILLCAN'T GET OVER

THE SIZE OF THIS THING.

YEAH. SEEMS EXTRAVAGANT
TO ME.

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, EDDIE.

YOU THINK SMALL.

IF THAT WAS MY WIFE,

I WOULD'VE BUILT HER
A PYRAMID

TO SHOW THE WORLD
HOW RICH I WAS.

YEAH.

THAT'S WHY THIS MEETING
WITH SPIDER IS SO IMPORTANT.

ONE, BIG SCORE,
AND IT'S VEGAS, EDDIE.

WE CAN FINALLY SCRAPE

THIS LITTLE NOWHERE TOWN
OFF OUR FEET.

ISN'T VEGAS IN THE MIDDLEOF NOWHERE?

ALL RIGHT,YOU WAIT HERE.

AND DON'T TALKTO ANYBODY.

OK, OK.

ANYBODY ASK, WE WERE LATECAUSE WE GOT A FLAT.

RIGHT. GOOD,
GOOD, GOOD.

I HAVE A GOOD FEELINGABOUT THIS, EDDIE.

DON'T MESS IT UP.

RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

AND DON'T DRINK ANYTHING.

ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.

YOU'RE LATE.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

I HAD A LITTLE BIT
OF CAR TROUBLE.

YOU KNOW WHY PEOPLEARE AFRAID OF SPIDERS?

UH...

CAUSE THEY'RE UGLY?

REPUTATION.

SOME OF THEM ARE HARMLESS.

SOME OF THEM CAN KILL YOUWITH A SINGLE BITE.

I GOTTA BE HONEST.

I DON'T DO TOO GOOD
WITH SPIDERS.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'TKNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

SO YOU EXPECT THE WORST.

WHAT KIND IS IT?

THAT IS AN AUSTRALIANBARKING SPIDER.

ONE BITE WILL KILL A DOGIN 20 MINUTES.

YOU, PROBABLY TAKE AN HOUR.

BUT IT'S COOLIF YOU'RE COOL.

ALL BARK AND NO BITE, HUH?

BARKS LIKE A DOG.

RIGHT BEFORE IT BITES YOU.

[BARKING]

AAH!

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
YOU GOT ME.

MUZZY...

DID YOU BRING A TRUCK?

YEAH. EDDIE'S
GOT IT OUTSIDE.

EDDIE?EDDIE THE IDIOT?

NO, NO.
EDDIE THE GRAVE DIGGER.

YEAH.

EDDIE "THE IDIOT"GRAVE DIGGER.

LOOK, HE'S MY PARTNER
IN THIS.

I MEAN,
IT'S HIS TRUCK.

DON'T WORRY.
EDDIE'S COOL.

WE HAD A FLAT.

THAT'S WHY WE WAS LATE.WE HAD A FLAT.

SPIDER WANTS YOU TO DRIVE
THE TRUCK AROUND BACK.

AROUND BACK.

NO PROBLEMO.

[ENGINE SPUTTERS]

I'LL MEET YOU THERE.

ALL RIGHT. OK.

OK.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

UH...

IT'S A CARTONOF CIGARETTES, MUZZY.

YEAH, UH... I KNOW.

I JUST, I THOUGHT--

MUZZY, LISTEN.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

THAT I COULD TAKE THESEACROSS THE BORDER

AND SELL THEM AND NOTPAY UNCLE SAM ONE DIME

FOR MY TROUBLE?

WELL, I'D SAY,
DRIVE TO MEXICO.

SEE, I KNEW YOU WERETHE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB.

HERE'S THE DEAL.

YOU MAKE THE RUN,

YOU'RE INJUST 10 PERCENT.

10 PERCENT. GOT IT.

WAIT. HOW MUCH
IS THAT EXACTLY?

LET'S CALL YOUR END,

25 Gs.

25 Gs?

YOU WILL FOLLOWTHIS MAP TO A TEE.

YOU WILL BE BACK NO LATERTHAN TOMORROW NIGHT.

YOU WILL NOTGO SNIFFING AROUND

FOR CHEAP, MEXICAN PUSSY.

YOU ARE ON MY CLOCK NOW.

NO PROBLEM.
I'M ALL BUSINESS.

ANYTHING ELSE?

YEAH.

FUCK THIS UP,AND I'LL KILL YOU.

RIGHT.

EDDIE, WHAT THE HELL
DID YOU DO?

NOTHING. I DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING.

ONE JOB, EDDIE. ONE.

TRANSPORTATION.EVERYTHING ELSE WAS MINE.

I THOUGHT
IT WAS NAVIGATING.

NAVIGATING,TRANSPORTATION,

IT'S THE SAME THING,EDDIE.

WHAT ARE WEGONNA DO NOW?

SPIDER'S GONNA KILL US.

WELL...
MAYBE HE'LL UNDERSTAND.

I MEAN, I MEAN...
THE TRUCK BLEW UP.

IT'S...IT'S...

IT'S LIKE A TORNADO.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

EDDIE, THE TRUCK BLEW UP

WITH $250,000WORTH OF HIS MERCHANDISE.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

I DON'T KNOW.

NOT GOOD?

NOT GOOD?

I WOULD BETMY FUCKING HOUSE

ON A PIG FLYING OUTOF YOUR ASS FIRST.

YOU DON'T OWN A HOUSE.

HYPOTHETICALLY.

WELL...

EDDIE, I DON'T...

I'M A LUCKY GUY.

LUCKY GUYS DON'T HAVE TRUCKSBLOW UP ON THEM.

WE COULD'VE BEEN IN IT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YEAH.

LIKE I SAID, I'M LUCKY.

THAT'S RIGHT.AND SMART, TOO.

YOU'RE SMARTEST GUYI KNOW.

YEAH.

SEE? NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

DO I LOOK WORRIED?

SEE THAT, EDDIE?
LUCK.

HEY!

THAT'S MY CAR!

WHO IS THAT?

THAT'S THE BITCHWHO GOT ME FIRED.

GOD, SHE WAS HOT.

Eddie: I THOUGHT
YOU SAID YOU QUIT?

SO WHAT KIND OFCAR IS THIS?

OH, THIS...
1964 BUICK Le SABRE.

TIP TOPINSIDE AND OUT.

YEP. SHE'S A REAL CLASSIC.

MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE IT
FOR A SPIN

AND...
NEGOTIATE A PRICE.

YOU READ MY MIND.

I'M GOOD AT THAT.

WHAT?

I'M FEELING LUCKY.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I'M THE LUCKIEST GUY I KNOW.

OH. I FORGOT MY BAG.

OH, SHIT. I'LL GET IT.

BOSS?

NO MATTER HOW OFTEN
I SEE THAT,

I AM NEVER
NOT IMPRESSED.

TINY, MEET AMBER AND BRANDY.

OUR NEW BARTENDERS.

GO WITH THAT YOUNG MAN
RIGHT THERE.

HE'S GONNA
TAKE CARE OF YOU.

WHAT?

MUZZY SHOULD'VE HAD
HIS ACCIDENT BY NOW.

DO YOU WANT ME
TO MAKE THE CALL?

NO. WAIT TILL MORNING.

SOMEBODY WILL HAVEFOUND THEM BY THEN.

GO AWAY.

SO, UH...

NOW WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO?

WE'RE GONNA LAY LOWTILL I THINK OF SOMETHING.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU

A NICE, BIG, FAT,LITTLE TUMMY.

YOU READY,CAUSE HERE IT COMES.

1, 2, 3.

OH, THAT
LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

HEY, MA.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP
SO EARLY?

I'M STUFFING MY BEAVER.

WHAT DOES IT
LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?

UH, LISTEN, MA.

EDDIE AND I HAVE TO
STAY HERE FOR AWHILE.

THERE'S A GUY
LOOKING FOR US.

SO WE'RE NOT HERE, OK?

YOU THINK THIS ISA WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM?

MA, I GOT NOWHERE
ELSE TO GO.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT,ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

BUT I AIN'T NO MAID.

I DON'T COOK, I DON'T CLEAN.

AND YOU. YOU STAY AWAYFROM MY BOOZE.

AND YOU KEEPTHE NOISE DOWN.

AND YOU PUTTHE TOILET SEAT UP.

THANKS, MA.

AND NO GIRLS!

SHIT.

Shit.

WE'LL BE SAFE HERE
FOR AWHILE.

I'VE NEVER BEEN
IN YOUR ROOM BEFORE.

THIS IS NICE.

WHO'S THIS?

MY BROTHER.

I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A BROTHER.

I DON'T.

WHERE WAS THIS?

WHAT'S WITH
ALL THE QUESTIONS?

ARE YOU INTERVIEWING ME
OR SOMETHING?

WHERE IS HE NOW?

HE'S DEAD. ALL RIGHT?

NOW JUST GIVE IT
A REST PLEASE.

I'M TRYING
TO THINK HERE.

SORRY.

I DIDN'T KNOW.

SHIT.

I WONDER IF I
DUG HIS HOLE.

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

THE CEMETERY.

I COULD'VE DUG THE HOLETHAT HE WAS BURIED IN.

YOU KNOW, I KIND OF FEELA CONNECTION

THROUGH PEOPLE THAT IDIG HOLES FOR,

SO IF I DUG HIS HOLE

THAT COULD GIVE USA CONNECTION

THROUGHYOUR BROTHER'S HOLE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

OF HOW FUCKED UP
THAT SOUNDS?

PEOPLE SPENDTHE REST OF THEIR LIVES

IN MY HOLES.

I'M KIND OF LIKEA SUBTERRANEAN ARCHITECT.

BUILD UPSIDE DOWN.

TO ME, EVERY MANIS A KING TUT.

EVERY WOMAN,

A CLEOPATRA.

YOU DIG HOLES.

LIKE AN ANT, OR A MOLE,
OR A GOPHER.

YOU DON'T BUILD ANYTHING.

YEAH, WELL...

NEITHER DO YOU, FRANK.

IF I WAS A JUDGE,

YOU WOULD WIN THE BEAUTY
CONTEST HANDS DOWN.

PAWS DOWN.

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

I SEE YOU, YOU MORON.

HE DIDN'T THINK
I SAW HIM, BUT I DID.

DID YOU?

I DON'T THINKYOUR MA LIKES ME.

SHE DOESN'T
LIKE ANYBODY.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

WELL, I DON'T THINKSHE LIKES ME

A LITTLE MORETHAN EVERYBODY ELSE.

LISTEN...

I DIDN'T MEAN
WHAT I SAID BEFORE

ABOUT YOU DIGGING HOLES.

AH, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T.

YOU WAS JUST UPSETABOUT YOUR BROTHER.

I'M SORRY HE DIED.

HE'S NOT DEAD, EDDIE.

HE LEFT.
HE WENT TO VEGAS.

SAID HE WAS
GONNA BE BACK

TO PICK ME UP.

THAT WAS 15 YEARS AGO.

SO, WE'RE OK THEN?

OF COURSE WE ARE.

MAN...RICH PEOPLE.

LOOK AT THIS.

REMEMBER THAT WOMAN
YOU BURIED YESTERDAY?

YEAH.

GOD, SHE LOOKS
LIKE ROYALTY.

LOOK AT THE STRING
OF ROCKS ON THAT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I
COULD DO

WITH SOMETHING
LIKE THAT, EDDIE?

WE WOULDN'T BE HERE

IF WE HAD
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

I KNOW. I SAW THEM.THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

WELL, I MEAN,I WAS JUST SAYING,

THEY'RE--THEY'RE PRETTY.

NO, NO.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

YOU--YOU--
YOU SAW THEM?

TODAY AT THE WAKE.SHE WAS WEARING THEM.

THEY'RE REAL,REAL BEAUTIFUL.

SEE, EDDIE.

WHAT HAVE I BEEN SAYING?

LUCKY.

I DON'T LIKE THIS,
FRANK.

WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?

WE DIG HER UP,GRAB THE NECKLACE,

AND BURY HER AGAIN.

IT'S NOT LIKESHE'S GONNA MISS IT.

I NEVER DUG
ANYBODY UP BEFORE.

THINK OF IT LIKE A VISIT.

WE'RE GONNA POP INAND SAY HELLO.

WHAT IF SHE'S NOT DEAD?

WELL, I GUARANTEESHE'LL BE GLAD TO SEE US.

YEAH.

YOU READY?

OK.

GET TO WORK.I'LL HOLD THE FLASHLIGHT.

STRAIGHT UP DEAL, EDDIE.

THE JEWELRY
FOR THE STRUTS.

RIGHT.

UNLESS, OF COURSE,SPIDER FENCES THE JEWELRY

AND IT'S WORTH MORETHAN THE CIGARETTES.

THEN WE'LL DEDUCT THE LOSS
OF THE CIGARETTE INCIDENT

AND SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE.

OR BETTER YET,
I'LL FENCE IT MYSELF.

[CLANK]

I'VE GOT A REAL BAD
FEELING ABOUT THIS.

OH, GREAT. OH, NO.

THERE'S NO NECKLACE, EDDIE.

I CAN'T FIND IT.
GIVE ME A HAND.

EDDIE, GIVE ME A HAND.

NO.

EDDIE...

OH, GREAT. OH, NO.

EDDIE...

GIVE ME A HAND.

THIS IS NOT GOOD.

THERE'S NO JEWELRY, EDDIE.

THERE'S...

NOTHING.

THAT CHEAP BASTARD.

SHE LOOKS LIKE
SHE COULD BE SLEEP.

OH...

WHAT? WHAT'S, OH, NO?

IT'S RANDOLPH.THE NIGHT WATCHMAN.

EDDIE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THE NIGHT WATCHMAN?

I FORGOT ABOUT HIM.

OH, SHIT!

QUICK. DIG THE HOLE.

WHAT?

DIG THE HOLE, EDDIE.

OH, SHIT.

WHO'S THERE?

OH...

HEY, RANDOLPH.

EDDIE?

MAN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUDOING OUT HERE THIS LATE?

WELL, I NEVER FINISHED
FILLING THE HARKNESS HOLE.

YOU KNOW, I WENT OFF,
GOT MYSELF SOME DRINKS,

AND ALMOST FORGOT
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

YOU SOUND LIKE ME.

YEAH, WELL...

YOU KNOW.

HEY, HEY, HEY, EDDIE.

PACE YOURSELF.

YOU'RE GONNA END UPIN THAT HOLE WITH HER.

WELL, YOU KNOW,

DON'T WORRY
ABOUT ME, RANDOLPH.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
GO OUT, AND, UH...

YOU KNOW,
GET YOURSELF A DRINK?

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, EDDIE.

DON'T MIND IF I DO.

RIGHT, RIGHT.

NO, I MEANT. YOU KNOW--

GO OUT... SOMEWHERE...

AND GET YOURSELF
A DRINK.

RELAX.

THINGS ARE A LITTLE DEADAROUND HERE ANYWAY.

[LAUGHING]

COME ON, EDDIE.

YEAH.

[SNORING]

HE'S SLEEP.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

WELL, WE GOT TO
PUT HER BACK.

EDDIE, WHAT ARE YOUGONNA DO,

DIG THE HOLE AGAIN?

I DON'T KNOW.

JUST HOLD HER A MINUTEWHILE I GET THE CAR.

NO. I DON'T WANT HER.

EDDIE, JUST TAKE HERA MINUTE.

EDDIE, YOU GET THE BODY,I'LL GET THE CAR.

WELL...

WHY I ALWAYS HAVE TO
DO THE DIRTY WORK?

SHIT...

THIS IS NOT GOOD.
THIS IS NOT GOOD.

EDDIE, JUST HELP MEPUT HER IN THE BACK.

LOOK, I AM NOT...

I AM NOT DRIVING
WITH HER BOUNCING AROUND

WITH THE SHOVELS
BACK THERE.

SHE'S DEAD, EDDIE.

SHE'S NOT GONNA CAREWHERE SHE'S RIDING.

LOOK AT HER.

SHE'S OBVIOUSLY
A WOMAN WITH CLASS.

THIS IS NOT GOOD.
THIS IS NOT GOOD.

IT'S NOT RIGHT

TO PUT HER
BACK THERE ALONE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, EDDIE?YOU'RE RIGHT.

SO, NOW WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO?

SLEEP. WE GOTA BIG DAY TOMORROW.

WHERE AM I
SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?

WHEREVER YOU WANT, EDDIE.

SHH.

YOU'RE DEAD.

DOES IT FEEL LIKE I'M DEAD?

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

DON'T YOU LIKE MEANYMORE?

YEAH.

THEN SHOW ME.

COME ON, EDDIE.

SHOW ME.

COME ON, EDDIE.

COME ON.

COME ON, EDDIE.

LET'S GO!

CHRIST, WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?

I THOUGHT
SHE WAS, UH...

UP AND ON ME.

YOU'RE REALLY STARTINGTO WORRY ME.

I'M OK. I'M UP.

EDDIE, I NEED TO KNOWI CAN COUNT ON YOU.

I'M ALL RIGHT.

WHAT'S UP?

I NEED TO MAKE A CALL,

AND YOU NEED TO BABY-SITYOUR GIRLFRIEND HERE.

WHATEVER YOU DO,

MAKE SURE MADOESN'T SEE HER.

YOU'RE NOT LEAVING ME
ALONE HERE WITH HER.

RELAX. MA NEVER COMESUPSTAIRS ANYMORE.

NO. I'M TALKING
ABOUT HER.

WHAT, ARE YOU WORRIED

SHE'S GONNA MAKEA BREAK FOR IT?

EDDIE, LISTEN TO ME.

WE'RE BOTHASS-DEEP IN THIS.

SO UNLESS YOU GOTA BETTER PLAN

OR A BUTT-LOAD OF CASH,

YOU BETTERPULL IT TOGETHER.

OK.

ALL RIGHT.

OK.

OK.

OK.

NOW THINK ABOUTTAKING A SHOWER.

UH, YES, I'D LIKE TO
TALK TO THOMAS HARKNESS.

UH, MY NAME IS, UH,
DARRYL [MUMBLING].

IT'S OF
A PERSONAL NATURE.

I'M SORRY,
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

OK, KATHY,
HERE'S THE THING.

I'VE GOT SOME
PERSONAL BUSINESS

WITH MR. HARKNESS
THAT HE WON'T UNDERSTAND

UNTIL HE TALKS TO ME.

NOW, IF YOU'LL JUST
EXPLAIN THAT TO HIM,

I'M SURE HE'LL GET
ON THE PHONE AND WE'LL--

HELLO?

HELLO? GODDAMMIT.

IT'S OK TO LIKE ME, EDDIE.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

YES?

Ma: COME ON. WHY IS THIS
DOOR LOCKED?

UH, I WAS JUST, UH...

I'M NOT DRESSED,
MRS. MUZZY.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

COME ON. YOU GOT SOMETHINGI AIN'T SEEN BEFORE?

NO.

EVERYTHING'S NORMAL.

WHERE'S FRANKIE?

HE HAD TO MAKE A CALL.

I MEAN, UH...

HE HAD SOME MEETING--

YOU KNOW,SOME BUSINESS THINGS.

WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

UH...WELL...

I WAS JUST GETTING READY

TO TAKE A SHOWER,
MRS. MUZZY.

LOOK, KATHY, I DIDN'T
WANT TO DO THIS,

BUT JUST TELL HIM
I KIDNAPPED HIS WIFE.

YEAH. YEAH,
I'M AWARE OF THAT.

[PHONE RINGS]

HOLD ON. DAMMIT.

YEAH?

YOUR MA'S ON TO US.
SHE SMELLS SOMETHING.

YOU HAVE ONE JOB, EDDIE.ONE JOB.

I'M OUT HEREDOING EVERYTHING ELSE.

JUST KEEP MAOUT OF THE ROOM, OK?

I'M DOING BUSINESS.JUST TAKE CARE OF IT.

SHIT.

LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING
TO YOU, DARLING.

I KNOW SHE'S DEAD.

WE DUG HER UP LAST NIGHT.

OK, SO IF YOU'LL JUST
EXPLAIN THAT TO YOUR BOSS--

[DIAL TONE] HELLO?

HELLO? GOD--SHIT!

THINK, EDDIE.

THINK.

FIND THE STINK.

AND ERADICATE.

LISTEN, YOU TELL HIM
HE'S A CHEAP BASTARD WHO--

WHO WHAT?

M-M-MR. HARKNESS?

SPEAKING.

OH, LOOK WHO
FINALLY DECIDED

TO COME
TO THE PHONE.

WHO IS THIS?

LISTEN,I'VE GOT YOUR WIFE,

AND IF YOU EVER WANTTO SEE HER AGAIN,

IT'S GONNA COST YOU

A QUARTER OFA MILLION DOLLARS.

SHE'S DEAD, YOU JACKASS.

I KNOW THAT.

HELLO?

SHIT!

FINE. YOU WANNA DO THIS
THE HARD WAY?

THEN THE HARD WAY IT IS.

YOU WANT TO GET ME SPIDER.

[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

EDDIE, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?

NOTHING.

SHE'S NAKED!

SHE'S NOT NAKED.

WHAT ARE YOU,
AIRING HER OUT?

NO. I'M WASHING
OUR CLOTHES.

DON'T DO IT, EDDIE.

THERE ARE SOME THINGS
A MAN DOES

THAT HARM HIM FOR
THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

AND ALL OF THEM
INVOLVE A WOMAN.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING?

YOU THINK I DON'T SEE
HOW YOU LOOK AT HER?

I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHINGTO THIS GIRL.

YOU'RE LUCKY
SHE'S NOT NAKED.

SHE LOOKSVERY FAMILIAR TO ME.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I'VE SEEN
THIS GIRL BEFORE.

♪ GOODNESS TO BOBBY,
I'M THE THIRD TEENAGE ♪

♪ THIS JOB'S EVERYTHING

♪ THE SUPER SAY HE'S
GONNA FIX THE HEAT -- ♪

ARE YOU TELLING ME

HARKNESS WAS MARRIED
TO A STRIPPER?

I'M TELLING YOUTHAT I WOULD NOT FORGET

AN ASS LIKE THIS.

THAT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL.

WHAT?WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WE GOT A SITUATION
HERE, EDDIE.

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF

A VERY SENSITIVE
NEGOTIATION

WITH HER HUSBAND.

SO?

EDDIE, WOULD YOU
MARRY A STRIPPER

WHO WOULD STICK
HER ASS IN YOUR FACE?

I DON'T THINK I'D MARRYA STRIPPER WHO WOULDN'T.

STICK HER ASS IN MY FACE.

THAT'S MY POINT.

THE WIFE OF A WEALTHY,
POWERFUL MAN

DOESN'T HAVE HER ASS
STAMPED IN THE MEMORY

OF GUYS LIKE YOU.

I AM TELLING YOU,

I HAVE HAD THIS ASSIN MY FACE BEFORE.

WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING?

UH, YEAH... I WAS JUST
DOING THE WASH.

WHERE'S YOUR BRAAND PANTIES, FRANCIS?

OH, THIS?

THIS IS EDDIE'S.

I WOULD'VE PEGGED YOUFOR THE BITCH.

WE GONNA BE GONE LONG?

DOES IT MATTER, ROMEO?

EDDIE...

LET ME DO
THE TALKING IN THERE.

I DON'T WANT ANYONE
GETTING SUSPICIOUS.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT CAN I GET YOU GUYS?

TWO SHINERS, PLEASE.

EDDIE, STAY SHARP.
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN.

NO PROBLEM.

DON'T SAY ANYTHING
TO ANYBODY ABOUT SPIDER.

SPIDER'S NOT
HERE TONIGHT.

WHAT?

I MEAN,WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

WE'RE LOOKING FOR SPIDER?

I JUST HEARD YOU
SAY HIS NAME.

ARE YOU FRIENDS?

NO.YES.

WE DO A LITTLE BUSINESSFROM TIME TO TIME, YOU KNOW.

RIGHT.

EDDIE, WHY DON'T YOUGO INVEST

IN THE LOCAL ECONOMY.

LOOK, I'M REAL SORRY
ABOUT MY FRIEND THERE.

HE--

HE GETS A LITTLE
CONFUSED SOMETIME.

SO, UH, HOW LONG
YOU BEEN WORKING HERE?

ABOUT 4 YEARS.

WOW. 4 YEARS.
YOU MUST REALLY LIKE IT.

OH, YEAH. I LOVE IT HERE.

IT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYSWANTED TO DO.

HEY, EDDIE.

OH, HI. THIS, UH--

MIND IF I SIT?

YEAH. THAT WOULD BE--SURE.

THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

I GUESS, UH, IT'S GOODTO SEE YOU.

LISTEN, UH, CAN I
ASK YOU SOMETHING?

I DON'T DRINK,I DON'T STRIP,

AND I DON'T DATE PEOPLEI MEET IN HERE.

NO, NO, NO.

NOTHING LIKE THAT.
IT'S JUST, UH...

MY FRIEND REMEMBERED
SEEING A DANCER HERE.

AWHILE BACK.

GOOD FOR HIM.

HE WAS HOPING
SHE'D STILL BE HERE.

BLONDE HAIR, TATTOO.

A RED SPIDER TATTOO.

RIGHT ABOUT HERE?

YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?

WHAT? NO, NO.
I JUST.

BILLY?

NO, I DIDN'T MEAN--

SHE'S DEAD, YOU IDIOT.

I KNOW SHE'S DEAD.

THAT'S ACTUALLY
WHY WE'RE HERE.

Billy: YOU GOT
A PROBLEM, NAT?

YEAH. GET THIS GUYOUT OF HERE.

I DIDN'T--

YOU KNOW, ALL THESE
TIMES WE'VE TALKED,

I DON'T EVEN--

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOU DO.

OH, WELL...I'M A--

SUBTERRANEAN ARCHITECT.

REALLY?

YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I DO.

MY FATHER IS A GRAVE DIGGER
DOWN IN OAKLAND VALLEY.

WELL...[LAUGHS].

HEY!

WHAT ABOUT MY FRIEND?

[DIALING]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

MEAN-EYED PUSSY CAT.

YEAH, I'M THE GUY
WHO JUST GOT THROWN OUT.

CAN YOU PLEASE
PUT MY FRIEND ON?

YEAH.

IT'S FOR YOU.

OH. HELLO?

OH...HI, FRANK.

YEAH, I'M JUST,
UH... SITTING HERE

TALKING TO NATALIE.

THE BARTENDER?

WHY DIDN'T SHE
THROW YOU OUT?

WELL, SHE WAS GONNA,

BUT I EXPLAINED TO HER
ABOUT CRYSTAL.

EDDIE, YOU DIDN'T TELL HERWE DUG HER UP, DID YOU?

NO. I TOLD HER ABOUT

YOUR CONCERN ABOUT

HER RELATIONSHIP
WITH HARKNESS.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

AND NOW, SHE'S GONNA
MEET UP WITH US AFTER WORK,

AND SHE'S GONNA
TALK WITH US ABOUT IT.

EDDIE, DON'T SAYANOTHER WORD,

DO YOU HEAR ME?

DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD.

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

BOTTOM'S UP.

REMEMBER WHEN WE GOT HERE?

AND WE SAID WE'D BE
OUT OF HERE WITHIN 6 MONTHS?

OH, YEAH.

WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO THAT PLAN?

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS THINGS HAPPEN

WHEN YOU MARRYTHE RICHEST MAN IN TOWN.

YEAH. WELL...

YOU STILL LOOKING
TO GET OUT OF HERE?

ONLY EVERY DAY. WHY?

BECAUSE I THINK
I MIGHT'VE FOUND A WAY

TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

BUT I GOTTA TALK
TO SPIDER FIRST.

I THINK HARKNESS
KILLED HER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, KILLED HER?

SHE DROWNED IN DEEP LAKE.HE HAD A ROCK SOLID ALIBI.

THEN HE HAD HER KILLED.

IF HE COULD AFFORDTO PAY HER OFF IN A DIVORCE,

WHY WOULD HE KILL HER?

YOU OBVIOUSLY
DON'T KNOW HARKNESS.

OR SPIDER.

WAIT. CRYSTAL WAS ONEOF SPIDER'S GIRLS?

YEAH. HE GOT HER
INTO STRIPPING.

DID HARKNESSKNOW WHAT SHE DID?

THAT'S WHERE THEY MET.

HE FELL IN LOVE WITH HER

THE MINUTE
HE LAID EYES ON HER.

THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL STORY.

WHY CAN'T I FINDROMANCE LIKE THAT?

BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE
$50 MILLION.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HEY.

IT WASN'T ABOUT
THE MONEY.

SHE LOVED HIM BECAUSE
HE DIDN'T JUST SEE

A NAKED BODY
DANCING IN FRONT OF HIM.

HE SAW HER FOR WHO
SHE REALLY WAS.

WHAT, WAS HE BLIND?

HEY.

HEY.

LOOK, I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T MEAN ANY DISRESPECT.

I JUST DIDN'T THINKA GUY LIKE HARKNESS

WOULD'VE MARRIEDA STRIPPER, THAT'S ALL.

SHE WASN'T JUST A STRIPPER.

SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL PERSON.

AND SHE HAD A HUGE HEART.

AND A LOVE FOR LIFE, AND...

AND SHE MARRIED AN ASSHOLE
WHO KILLED HER

AND NOBODY CARES.

I CARE.YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MURDER.

WE'RE NOT COPS.

I'M JUST NOT SUREEXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.

HELP.

HOW?

EDDIE SAID HE HAS A FRIEND
WHO MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING.

YEAH, IT'S ME.

GUESS WHO
I'M STARING AT.

ENTERTAIN ME.

FRANK MUZZY.

EDDIE? THE IDIOT?

YEAH, YEAH. HE'S HERE, TOO.

JUST FOLLOW THEM.

YOU WAS A LITTLE LIGHT
ON THE DROP, SPIDER.

YEAH.

WE HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT
WITH THE SHIPMENT.

TRUCK BURNED UP.

CARGO, DRIVER, EVERYTHING.

WELL, I'M REAL SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.

BUT I DON'T SEE
AS IT CHANGES ANYTHING.

NO CIGARETTES, NO MONEY, OK?

I DON'T GET PAID,YOU DON'T GET PAID.

NOW, YOUR RISK IS YOUR RISK,

AND MY RISK IS MINE.

I'M NOT GONNA
GIVE YOU ANOTHER LECTURE

ON PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.

YOU OWE ME SOME MONEY,

AND YOU BEST PAY IT UP.

IT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT?

YOU DIG UP A BEAUTIFUL BODY,

AND ALL HER SECRETSCOME WITH HER.

WHATEVER. LOOK, THE SOONER
WE GET THE MONEY,

THE SOONER WE PUT
THE STUPID CORPSE

AND ITS LITTLE SECRETS
BACK IN THE GROUND.

DON'T TALK ABOUT HERLIKE THAT.

JUST BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD

DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TOCALL HER STUPID.

EDDIE, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?

SHE'S A VICTIM.

SHE WAS KILLED,AND WE KIDNAPPED HER.

SHE'S DEAD.

AND TO BE HONEST,

I DON'T LIKE THE WAY
YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING AT HER.

I LOOK AT HER WITH RESPECT.

YOU LOOK AT HER LIKE

YOU WANT TO FILL HER ASS
WITH TRAIL MIX

AND START
A SCAVENGER HUNT.

THAT IS SICK, FRANK.

YOU KNOW I HATE TRAIL MIX.

[HORN HONKS]SHIT!

[HORN HONKS]
SHIT!

DID YOU SEE THAT?

SOMEBODY CRASHED BACK THERE.

WE SHOULD GO BACKAND SEE IF THEY'RE OK.

THEY'RE FINE, EDDIE.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE OK?

BECAUSE UNLESS
THEY OWE SPIDER

A QUARTER OF
A MILLION DOLLARS

AND HAVE A CORPSE
UNDER THEIR BED,

THEY GOT LESS TROUBLES
THAN US.

WHICH MEANS,
THEY'RE FINE.

WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS, EDDIE.

YO PROMISED NATALIEWE'D TALK TO HERMAN.

IF THIS GUY
KNEW SOMETHING,

HE WOULD'VE SAID IT
BEFORE THEY BURIED HER.

YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW.HE'S HERE.

EDDIE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

UM, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

WELL, I'M KIND OF
BUSY RIGHT NOW.

WELL, IT'S ABOUTCRYSTAL HARKNESS.

WHO'S HE?

UH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.HE'S WITH ME.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

I'M WITH YOU.

SHIT.

LOOKS LIKE WE INTERRUPTEDMORE THAN WORK.

NO. I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO GIVE HER

A ROUTINE ONCE OVER,
IS ALL.

CAN I SHOW YOU
SOMETHING?

YEAH.

NO.

WOW...

[LAUGHING]

THAT'S MINE.
DO YOU WANT SOME?

UH...YES.

UH, NO. EDDIE.

GREAT. THANK YOU.

CHEERS.

IS THAT NOT
THE SADDEST THING

YOU HAVE EVER SEEN?

23 YEARS OLD.

WELL PROPORTIONED.

EXCELLENT MUSCLE TONE.

VERY ATHLETIC.

I LIKE TO THINK...

GYMNAST.

WH-WHAT'S THISON HER CHEST?

OH. THAT WOULD BE
A BULLET HOLE.

OH, WOW.

HER HUSBAND SHOT HER
BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

WOW.

WITH A BODY LIKE THIS,

HE HAD THE DECENCY
TO SHOOT HER

IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD.

RIGHT.

COME HER. FEEL THIS.
PUT YOUR FINGER IN THERE.

UH...EDDIE, SHOULDN'T YOU

BE WEARING GLOVESOR SOMETHING?

I AM WEARING GLOVES.

SURE. IT'S BACK
THROUGH THERE.

OK?

HE'S GOT THIS WEIRD THINGABOUT DEAD PEOPLE.

[LAUGHS]

WELL, OK.

HI.

NOW, HOW DO I TELL

WHO IS AMBER
AND WHO IS BRANDY?

TASTE.TASTE.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

I'LL GET IT.

WHO DO I TASTE LIKE?

AMBER.

WHAT?

WRONG ANSWER.

WHAT?

UH, SPIDER?

UH, YEAH,
IT'S FRANK MUZZY.

WHERE ARE YOU?

THE MORGUE.

HEY, YOU THINKTHAT'S FUNNY?

I COULD MAKE THATYOUR PERMANENT ADDRESS.

IT'S COOL. BELIEVE ME.

I JUST HAD A LITTLE
TROUBLE WITH THE TRUCK,

BUT IT'S NOTHING
I CAN'T HANDLE.

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

I WANT MY MONEY TONIGHT,OR YOU'RE DEAD.

[PHONE BEEPS]

AND THAT GOESFOR THE MORON, TOO.

[SWITCHES LINES]GIVE ME GOOD NEWS.

YEAH. I LOST THEM.

CRYSTAL HARKNESS DROWNED,
THAT'S FOR SURE.

BUT NOT IN THE WAY
THAT PEOPLE THINK.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THE CHEMICAL CONTENT
OF THE WATER

EXTRACTED FROM HER LUNGS

DIDN'T MATCH THE SAMPLE
FROM THE LAKE.

THERE WAS AN EXCESS AMOUNT
OF CALCIUM HYDROCHLORITE.

WHAT'S THAT?

SWIMMING POOL CLEANER.

DID YOU TELL THE COPS THAT?

IT'S IN MY REPORT.

BUT I DON'T THINK
ANYONE REALLY CARED.

YOU HEAR THAT,
NOBODY CARES.

INVESTIGATION OVER.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

WAIT A MINUTE, FRANK.I CARE.

YOU KNOW, CRYSTAL,

SHE DIDN'T DESERVEWHAT SHE GOT.

EDDIE, YOU'RE BEATING
A DEAD HORSE.

IF HARKNESS WHACKED HER
AND GOT AWAY WITH IT,

THAT'S HIS BUSINESS.

WE GOT OUR OWN PROBLEMS.

HE'S RIGHT, EDDIE.

IF HE KILLED HER,
THEN IT STANDS TO REASON

THAT HE WOULD
KILL ANYONE

WHO WANTED TO DIG HER UP

AND CHALLENGE HIM ON IT.

I FOUND A GUY.

DON'T YOU ALREADY
HAVE A GUY?

NO. I MEAN, A BUYER.

REALLY?

WHO'S THAT?

SOMEONE IN MEXICO.

HE'LL PAY 10 PERCENT MORE

FOR HALF THE INVENTORY.

IMPRESSIVE.

SO I WAS THINKING,

WE'LL GIVE TOMTHE EXTRA 10 PERCENT,

MAKE HIM HAPPY,

AND WE'LL TAKETHE OTHER HALF

AND DOUBLEWHAT WE'RE MAKING NOW.

[LAUGHING]

DOES TOM KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT ALL THIS?

NO.

I DON'T KNOW WHO
THE HELL YOU THINK YOU ARE,

OR WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH

YOU'RE TRYING
TO ACCOMPLISH HERE,

BUT I TELL YOU ONE THING,

I'M GETTING MIGHTY TIRED
OF YOUR BULLSHIT.

LISTEN, I DON'T HAVE TIMEFOR THIS SMALL TOWN CRAP,

SO COME UP WITH250 Gs TONIGHT,

OR I PLAY THE SONG

I KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENEDTO YOUR DEAD STRIPPER WIFE.

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH,

YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH
BULLSHITTER.

ALL'S I'M HEARING SO FAR

IS YOU RUNNING
THAT BALL WASHER OF YOURS.

I'M NOT SEEING SQUAT.

HOW DO I EVEN KNOW
YOU EVEN HAVE THAT BODY?

ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT PROOF?DIG HER UP.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

STOP WASTING MY TIME.

WASTE YOUR TIME? YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.
I'LL WASTE YOUR TIME.

DON'T DO THAT.

IT'S PROOF OF LIFE, EDDIE.

HE'S NOT TAKING USSERIOUSLY.

I AM NOT GONNA LET YOU
CUT OFF HER FINGER.

IT IS BARBARIC.

SHE'S DEAD. SHE'S NOTGONNA FEEL IT.

IT'S MUTILATION.

IT'S A FEDERAL OFFENSE
TO ABUSE A CORPSE.

WHAT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

HERMAN TOLD ME.

IF YOU CUT OFF
HER FINGER,

I'M CALLING A LAWYER.

YOU'RE CALLING A LAWYER?

RIGHT.

EDDIE, LET MEEXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU.

IF WE DON'T GIVEHARKNESS PROOF

THAT WE HAVE HIS WIFE,

HE'S NOT GONNAGIVE US THE MONEY.

NOW I DON'T LIKE THISANYMORE THAN YOU DO,

BUT IT'S GOTTA HAPPEN.

WELL, DO SOMETHING ELSE.

[SCISSORS CUT]

I'M SORRY.

THERE WAS NOTHING
I COULD DO.

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS.

I WON'T LET HIM DO

ANYTHING
LIKE THAT AGAIN.

I PROMISE.

THAT PIECE WAS FREE,

BUT THE REST IS GONNA
COST YOU 250 GRAND.

YOU'RE A SICK MAN.

I'M A BUSINESSMAN
JUST LIKE YOU.

YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE ME.

AND THIS ISN'T BUSINESS.

IT'S NICE TO KNOW
YOU CARE SO MUCH.

NOW, ARE WE DOING THIS,

OR WOULD YOU LIKE
ANOTHER PIECE OF EVIDENCE?

YOU'LL GET
YOUR DAMN MONEY.

GREAT. NOW HERE'S THE DEAL.

[GASPS]

I KNEW IT.

I KNEW YOU WAS
HIDING SOMETHING.

GET THE PASTY WHORE
OUT OF MY HOUSE!

HOLD IT!

FRANK SAID--

I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS
WHAT FRANK SAID.

THIS AIN'T
NO WHORE HOUSE.

NOW YOU GO GET
THAT PASTY,

DRUNKEN TRAMP
OUT OF HERE.

GO ON!

GO ON, GET!

LET GO OF MY BEAVER!

MY BEAVER. LET GO!

AAH!

[CONTINUES SCREAMING]

[STRAINING]

WOW.

I ALMOST DIDN'T
RECOGNIZE YOU.

REALLY?

NO.

WHAT'S WITH
THE DISGUISE?

UH, I DID THIS DEALWITH SPIDER

THAT DIDN'T GO SO WELL.

SO YOU DON'T THINK
HE'LL RECOGNIZE YOU?

NO. THIS IS FORTHE NEW PLAN.

I GOT SOME BUSINESSWITH HARKNESS.

IT'S PROBABLY GOODNOT TO LET HIM SEE ME.

IF IT GOESTHE WAY I PLANNED IT,

THEN IT'S ALL GOOD.

AND IF IT DOESN'T?

THEN I NEED YOUTO DO ME A FAVOR.

WHAT?

IT'S ALL HERE IN THE NOTE.

SO, JUST...

TRUST ME. I CAN'TTELL YOU ANYTHING MORE.

WELL, OK. SO HOW WILL I
KNOW IF THINGS GO BAD?

WELL, WHEN THEY FISH MEOUT OF THE LAKE.

SO, YOU SAY SHE FELLIN THE SHOWER?

YEAH.

I HEARD A BIG BUMP,

AND THEN NEXT THING
I KNOW,

SHE'S OUT COLD.

DO YOU KNOW ANY REASON

WHY SHE'D HAVE HER SOCKS ONIN THE SHOWER?

SOCKS? NO.

I MEAN, MAYBE FOR TRACTION

BECAUSE...

ALL WOMEN HAVE
REAL SLIPPERY FEET.

YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO
COME TO THE HOSPITAL?

NO. I'VE GOT TO STAY HEREAND WAIT FOR FRANK.

HE'S MY BROTHER.

ALL RIGHT. WELL.

SHE'LL BE AT
THE DRYWELL MEDICAL CENTER

IN CASE YOU OR YOUR BROTHER
WANT TO CHECK ON HER.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, THANKS FOR ALLOF THE, UH...

FOR EVERYTHING.

THAT WAS A GOOD JOB.

I'M SORRY.

I COULDN'T TAKE
THE CHANCE

OF THEM SEEING YOU.

FRANK'S GONNA BE MAD
AS IT IS

WHAT WITH HIS MOM
SEEING YOU AND ALL.

I KNOW THAT SHE DIDN'T MEANWHAT SHE SAID ABOUT YOU.

THAT WHORE THING.

THAT WAS COMPLETELYOUT OF LINE.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

COME ON, EDDIE.ANSWER THE PHONE.

GO COVER ME
FROM THE REAR.

ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT. THIS IS IT.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HELLO.

YEAH. HANG ON.

ARE YOU HARKNESS?

I AM.

IT'S FOR YOU.

YEAH?

GO IN THE BATHROOM,AND GO ALONE.

THERE'S A SHELFABOVE THE URINAL.

PUT THE MONEY THERE.

YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE.

OH, BOY.

ALL RIGHT.

THE DAMN BAG'S ON THE SHELF
IN THE BATHROOM. NOW WHAT?

HELLO?

MUZZY!

SON OF A BITCH.

I THOUGHT YOU SAIDYOU HAD THIS UNDER CONTROL.

RELAX. WE'LL FIND HIM.

DON'T TELL METO RELAX, MAN.

THIS TWO-BIT PIECE OF CRAP

HAS 250,000 OF MY DOLLARS.

NOT TO MENTION MY DEAD WIFE.

FIX IT, SPIDER.

[CAT MEOWS]

YOU SEE HIM?
NO!

GO THE OTHER WAY!

DOES THAT MEAN
THE THING WENT GOOD?

YEAH.

THE THING WENT GOOD.

[DOOR CLOSES]

FRANK.I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

WHERE'S YOUR ORGAN GRINDER,MONKEY BOY?

UH...UH...

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU-YOU-YOU DON'T KNOW?

I'M LOOKING
FOR A REASON

NOT TO KILL YOU
RIGHT NOW.

AND I-I-I- DON'T KNOW

JUST DOESN'T DO IT.

WELL-WELL...

I-I...

HOW-HOW HOW ABOUT...

A BULLET IN YOUR BRAIN?

FRANK SAID THAT...

HE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY.

YOUR...GUN...

YOUR GUNIS MAKING ME NERVOUS.

[GUNSHOT]

CHECK IT OUT.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

SOME BROAD CHOPPING WOOD.

WHAT'D YOU
SHOOT HER FOR?

SHE HAD AN AXE.

AAH...

WAKE UP, DUMB ASS.

WHAT HAPPENED?

IT WAS MUZZY'S MOTHER?

SHE WAS OUTCHOPPING WOOD.

AND YOU SHOT HER?

SHE HAD AN AXE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TODO WITH HIM?

HE'S COMING WITH US.

MA? EDDIE?

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.

MA?

EDDIE?

"IF YOU WANT TO SEE
YOUR BOYFRIEND AGAIN,

CALL ME."

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HELLO.

WHERE'S EDDIE?

HEY, EASY, MUZZY.

HE'S RIGHT HERE.

HE'S KILLING ME, FRANK.

HANG IN THERE, EDDIE.

[SPIDER IMITATES EDDIE]HE'S KILLING ME, FRANK.

I'VE GOT YOUR MONEY.

WELL, GO AHEAD.ENTERTAIN ME.

ONE HOUR. AT THE...

MEAN-EYED PUSSY CAT.

AND BRING EDDIE.

ALL RIGHT.

BUT MUZZY...

YOU COME UP LIGHT,AND YOU COME UP DEAD.

HEY...

IDIOT SAVANT NUMBER TWO,

JUST BOUGHT YOUAN EXTRA HOUR.

THE MEAN-EYED PUSSY CAT?

I DON'T KNOW, I JUST,

I WANTED A PLACE
WITH PEOPLE AROUND.

SHIT!

WHO IS IT?

UH, IT'S UH...

OH, MY GOD!

SO, YOU DUG HER UP?

I TOLD YOU, JUST TO
GET THE NECKLACE.

IT'S NOT THAT WEIRD.

IT'S NOT THAT NORMAL.

LOOK, WHEN EDDIE SAID
HE SAW HER WITH IT,

IT MADE SENSE.

AND THEN HARKNESS WENT
AND BURIED HER WITHOUT IT.

WHAT KIND OF CHEAP,
BASTARD DOES THAT?

A JEALOUS ONE.

SHE WAS WITH SPIDERTHE NIGHT BEFORE SHE DIED.

HARKNESS SHOWED UP.

HE WAS OBVIOUSLY JEALOUS

AND TRIED TOTAKE HER HOME, BUT...

SHE WOULDN'T GO.

SO HE FINALLYLEFT WITHOUT HER.

A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATER,

SPIDER AND CRYSTAL LEFT.

THAT WAS THE LAST TIMEI SAW HER.

ARE YOU SURE SPIDER
AND CRYSTAL LEFT TOGETHER?

YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.

WHY?

BECAUSE I THINK WE'VE BEENLOOKING AT THE WRONG GUY.

I DON'T THINK HARKNESSKILLED HIS WIFE.

SO...

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

HALF.

YOU'RE ALREADY
IN FOR HALF.

WHAT I WANT IS HALF

OF YOUR NEW HALF.

I THINK IT'S FAIR,DON'T YOU?

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK
IS FAIR?

ALL RIGHT.

LOOK, THIS ISHALF THE MONEY.

IF IT GETS CRAZY,AND SPIDER...

YOU GOTTA HIDE.

PROTECT YOURSELF.

WILL YOU DO THAT?

YEAH. BELIEVE ME.

I KNOW PLACES WHERE
NOBODY CAN FIND ME.

GOOD. NOW GUARD THATWITH YOUR LIFE.

YEAH.

NOBODY'S GONNA GET
THEIR HANDS ON THIS.

[MUFFLED VOICE]
CAN YOU TAKE OFF THE SCARF?

CAN YOU TAKE THIS OFF?

IT'S COMING OFF ANYHOW.

[MUMBLING]

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I'VE GOT A--

FLASK IN MY POCKET.

I'M PRETTY THIRSTY.

JUST WONDER IF I COULDGET A DRINK.

WHAT, YOU DIDN'T GET
ENOUGH TO DRINK

AT SPIDER'S HOUSE?

I GUESS.

AH, THAT'S GOOD.

YOU-YOU WANT A SHOT?

SURE. WHAT THE HELL?

THAT'S, UH...

YOU KNOW,REAL GOOD STUFF.

HEY, LOOK.

I DON'T WANT YOU
TO TAKE ANYTHING PERSONAL

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
AT SPIDER'S.

I MEAN,
IT WAS JUST BUSINESS.

OK?

WELL, YOU KNOW.

IT'S OK, CAUSE,

I KNEW FRANK WAS COMINGWITH THE MONEY

AND EVERYTHING ANYHOW, SO...

I DON'T WANT TO
LIE TO YOU.

AFTER SPIDER
GETS THE MONEY,

HE'S GONNA
KILL YOU BOTH.

WHY?

I MEAN, HE'S GETTINGTHE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY

FOR CIGARETTESANYHOW, RIGHT?

WHAT CIGARETTES?

WHAT?

WHERE'S MY MONEY?

WHERE'S EDDIE?

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON

I DON'T KILL BOTH OF YOURIGHT NOW.

YOU KNOW, I CAN
KEEP PAYING HER,

OR I CAN START
PAYING YOU.

IT'S YOUR CALL.

[LAUGHING]

HARKNESS TELLS SPIDERWHICH TRUCK TO HIT, OK?

SPIDER THENUNLOADS EVERYTHING

ON THE OTHER SIDEOF THE BORDER.

THEY SPLIT IT 50/50.

ALL RIGHT.
OK.

THEN HARKNESS,HE FILES AN INSURANCE CLAIM

FOR THE SAME CIGARETTES,FOLLOW ME?

YES, I SEE
WHAT'S GOING ON.

BUT THIS TIME...

THIS TIME,WE FILL YOUR TRUCK

WITH OLD PHONE BOOKS.

WE RIGGED UPA LITTLE KABOOM,

AND WE TELL HARKNESS

THAT YOU GUYSHAD AN ACCIDENT.

RIGHT.

THEN SPIDER,HE SELLS THE CIGARETTES,

AND HE KEEPS THE MONEY.

RIGHT.

WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND

IS HOW YOU GUYS
DIDN'T BLOW UP.

OH, WELL, FRANK,

HE WAS OUT, HE WAS
TAKING A PISS, SO...

WHAT ARE THE ODDS, RIGHT?

WELL, YEAH.

I GUESS
FRANK'S A LUCKY GUY.

HE'S LUCKY.

[DIALING]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

YEAH?

NO, I'M NOT LAUGHING.

RIGHT NOW?

NO. I CAN HANDLE IT.

TOO BAD.

I WAS JUST STARTINGTO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

YOU'RE OK.

YEAH.

WELL...

UH, I LIKE YOU,
TOO, TINY.

YOU EVER KISS A GUY, EDDIE?

HOW YOU DOING, EDDIE?

UH...I COULD USE
A DRINK.

SO COULD I.

NOT NOW, SWEETHEART.

THIS IS BUSINESS.

OK, LISTEN.

SPIDER AND I NEED TOGO AND TALK.

I WANT YOU TO GIVEEDDIE HERE A PRIVATE DANCE.

FOR AS LONG AS THISBUYS HIM.

I GUESS WE'LL SEE
YOU BOYS IN THE MORNING.

TINY.

LET HIM GO.

LET HIM GO.

THAT'S A WASTE
OF MONEY AND TALENT.

LET'S GO.

WHAT, I'M FOLLOWING YOU?

NO. YOU'RE DRIVING.

YOU GOT 5 SECONDS

TO TELL ME
WHERE THE MONEY IS.

AT YOUR HOUSE.

MY HOUSE?

DID I STUTTER?

SO I GUESS YOU THINK

YOU GOT THIS ALL
FIGURED OUT, DON'T YOU?

I'M FEELING
PRETTY GOOD ABOUT IT.

WHAT'S THE MATTER,
EDDIE?

DON'T YOU LIKE ME?

YES. I--

I DO.

WELL, THEN, SHOW ME.

COME ON, EDDIE.
SHOW ME.

UH...I'M SORRY.

I CAN'T.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WELL...IT'S JUST THAT...

THERE'S SOMEONE--

THERE'S SOMETHING THAT--

I'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF.

OK, MUZZY.LET'S HAVE IT.

WHERE THE HELL
YOU GOING?

IT'S IN THE BACK.

FIND THE TWINS
AND GET THEM OUT OF HERE.

ENOUGH WITH THE GAMES,
MUZZY.

I'M TIRED OF
FOOLING AROUND WITH YOU.

WHAT? AM I SUPPOSED
TO BE SHOCKED?

NO?

THAT WOULD BE ME.

ESPECIALLY AS IT TURNS OUT

YOU'VE BEEN
BLACKMAILING ME.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

NOT TO MENTION,

KILLING MY WIFE.

AND THEN
DIGGING HER UP.

OK. NOW I SEE
WHERE THIS IS GOING.

CHECK THAT BAG.
THE MONEY'S THERE.

DOESN'T FEEL LIKE
ALL OF IT.

THAT'S CAUSE IT'S HALF.

SOMEONE ELSE HAS THE REST.

WHEN ME AND EDDIE ARE SAFE,YOU'LL GET IT.

THE TWINS TOOK OFF.

WITH NATALIE.

NATALIE?

WHAT THE HELL
IS SHE DOING HERE?

SHE'S ON HER WAYTO THE COPS.

BUT THEY LEFT A NOTE.

SCENTED.

YOU GOT A LOT OF
ANSWERING TO DO, SPIDER.

HEY, IT WAS BUSINESS.

SHE WAS RIPPING YOU OFF,

AND YOU DIDN'T
EVEN KNOW IT,

AND THEN SHE GOT
GREEDY WITH ME.

THIS WHOLE SCAM
WAS CRYSTAL'S IDEA

FROM THE BEGINNING,
REMEMBER?

YOU HAD A PROBLEM.

I SOLVED IT.

AND EVERYTHING
WOULD'VE BEEN JUST FINE

IF YOU HADN'T GONE
AND DUG HER UP.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

NOT THE ENDING
YOU EXPECTED?

I GUESS THAT LUCK
OF YOURS JUST RAN OUT.

SO DID YOURS.

YOU LUCKY BASTARD.

THAT I AM.

THAT'S REALLY BRAVE.

THAT'S KIND OF SWEET,ISN'T IT?

YEAH.

AT LEAST THIS ONE'S
GOT A PULSE.

THAT'S ABER--
ABERDEEN.

FRANK...

I DON'T THINK
I SHOULD NAVIGATE

ALL THE WAY TO VEGAS.

YEAH, EDDIE'S GOTOTHER THINGS TO THINK ABOUT.

YEAH. I'VE GOT OTHER THINGS
TO THINK ABOUT.

COME ON, EDDIE.
YOU'RE A GOOD NAVIGATOR.

I KNOW. I KNOW.

HEY, WHAT HAPPENED,
TO, UH, NATALIE?

SHE'LL BE BACK.

I KNOW WOMEN, EDDIE.

SHE'LL BE BACK.

[FRANK'S THINKING]
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DAY

THAT YOU KNEW
WAS GONNA BE GREAT?

I MEAN,
LIFE CHANGING GREAT?

HEY.

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS.

DOES THAT MEAN
THE THING WENT GOOD?

YEAH.

THE THING WENT GOOD.

UM, IT'S UH...

OH, MY GOD.

IT'S ELMER FUDD.

[LAUGHING]

YOU WANT
FRIES WITH THAT?

YOU'RE JUST ABOUT
THE SEXIEST

FUCKING THING
I THINK

I'VE EVER SEEN.

IS TINY WEARING
EYE SHADOW?

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME

YOU HAD THAT
FUCKING TRUCK

TUNED UP, MAN?

YOU NEVER TAKE IT
TO MEINEKE.

CALCIUM...SOMETHING.

SHIT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

CALCIUM
HYPOCHLORIDE.

WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S CHLORINE.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

THIS HERE IS EDDIE.

HI, I'M EDDIE.
THIS IS CANDY.

HI, CANDY.

SHE'S AN
EXOTIC DANCER.

THIS IS EDDIE.

HI, DEBBIE.
THIS IS CANDY.

HI.

SHE'S A WHORE.

WOULD YOU CARE
TO INVOLVE YOURSELF

IN ANY SEXUAL

RELATIONS
AT THIS TIME?

UH, MY NAME IS,
UH...

LARRY [MUMBLING].

STEVE?
LET ME THINK.

PHIL, UH...

STEVE...ANDY.

SO, I--I...

FUCK.

EDDIE, WHY
DON'T YOU GO

INVEST IN THE
LOCAL ECONOMY.

HUH?

LOOK,
I'M REAL SORRY

ABOUT MY FRIEND.

HE MAKES
LOTS OF NOISE

AS HE'S
EXITING SCENES.

LOOK, I'M
REAL SORRY

ABOUT MY FRIEND.

HE'S A LITTLE
CRAZY.

[LAUGHING]

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