Dream a Little Dream (1989) - full transcript

DINGER.

DINGER, WAKE UP FOR A MINUTE.
I GOTTA TALK TO YOU, BUDDY.

LOOK, BOBBY,
I'M ASLEEP.

I'M SOUND ASLEEP,
BOBBY.

I'M DREAMING.

APACHE WOMEN,
MAI TAIS,

VANNA WHITE
AND A WHIP.

I'M IN LOVE.

THAT COULD BE A PROBLEM.

I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND.

NO, NO, I DO UNDERSTAND.
I REALLY DO.



WHICH HAND IS IT
THIS WEEK, POWELL?

YOU'RE IN LOVE
WITH LAINIE?

LAINIE?
LAINIE DIAMOND?

I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT
I'M HEARING HERE, BOBBY.

ARE WE TALKING ABOUT JOEL'S LAINIE?

HOLD ON, ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT LAINIE...

THE ONE THAT LOOKS GREAT
IN A LEOTARD LAINIE?

YEAH, GREAT, SHE LOOKS
FABULOUS IN A LEOTARD.

SHE'S JOEL'S.
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO JOEL IS...

JOEL, JOEL,
PSYCHO JOEL?

JOEL'S GONNA KILL ME.

JOEL'S GONNA
WALK IN HERE

AND KILL BOTH OF US
AT THE SAME TIME.

HE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING ABOUT LAINIE.
JUST RELAX. JUST RELAX.



ARE YOU DONE WITH YOUR
INDIAN MATING RITUAL YET?

YOU KNOW, WHY DOES EVERYTHING
YOU HAVE TO SAY...

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO
REVOLVE AROUND SEX?

WHY? WHY ARE YOU
SO PERVERTED?

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH SEX.

IT HAS TO DO
WITH THE FACT

THAT I AM TOTALLY
IN LOVE WITH...

NO, NO.
LOOK, DON'T SAY HER NAME, ALL RIGHT?

DON'T THINK ABOUT HER.
DON'T TALK ABOUT HER.

GET HER OUT OF
YOUR HEAD.

- OKAY.
- OKAY?

- OKAY.
- YOU PROMISE?

- PROMISE.
- OKAY.

OKAY.

- LAINIE, LAINIE, LAINIE.
- NO, NO.

- NO!
- HEH!

WHAT WAS THAT
"HEH" SOUND, BOBBY?

HEH!
THAT'S THE WAY I LAUGH.

YOU KNOW... HEH!

WHAT THE HELL IS "HEH"?
WHY CAN'T YOU LAUGH LIKE A MAN?

- Bobby: READY?
- Dinger: NO.

- LET'S GO.
- ALL RIGHT.

Bobby:
ONE, TWO, TOO-DOO-DOO.

♪ OH, OUR LIFE IS TOUGH ♪

♪ MONEY NEVER SEEMS TO BE ENOUGH ♪

♪ AND IF I COULD HAVE,
OH, JUST ONE THING ♪

♪ HOLY GOD, I WISH
YOU COULD SING ♪

NO, NO, KEEP GOING.
GIVE ME MORE THAN THAT.

I'M FLUNKING EVERY GRADE
IN SCHOOL.

MARVELOUS.
SO AM I.

- PENNILESS.
- GIVE ME SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT.

OKAY, UH,

MY PARENTS DON'T
EVEN TALK TO ME.

YEAH? WELL, AT LEAST
YOUR MOM DIDN'T RUN OVER

YOUR LEG IN HER VOLVO,
RIGHT? MINE DID.

YEAH, BUT, SEE, MY MOM DOESN'T
GO INTO SPASTICATED SEIZURES

- EVERY ONCE AND AGAIN.
- THAT'S RUDE, MISTER.

- A DOGFIGHT?
- YEAH.

- YEAH? YEAH?
- YEAH. YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

HEY, BOBBY, MAN, THANKS
FOR LETTING ME CRASH.

NO PROBLEM.

- GOOD NIGHT.
- GOOD NIGHT.

♪ STARS ♪

♪ SHINING BRIGHT ABOVE YOU ♪

♪ NIGHT BREEZES ♪

♪ SEEM TO WHISPER ♪

♪ "I LOVE YOU" ♪

♪ BIRDS SINGING ♪

♪ IN THE SYCAMORE TREE ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM ♪

♪ OF ME ♪

♪ SAY NIGHTY-NIGHT ♪

♪ AND KISS ME ♪

♪ JUST HOLD ME TIGHT ♪

♪ TELL ME YOU'LL MISS ME ♪

♪ WHILE I'M ALONE ♪

♪ AND BLUE AS CAN BE ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM ♪

♪ OF ME ♪

♪ STARS FADING ♪

♪ BUT I LINGER ON, DEAR ♪

♪ STILL CRAVING ♪

♪ YOUR KISS ♪

♪ I'M LONGING ♪

♪ TO LINGER TILL DAWN, DEAR ♪

♪ JUST SAYING THIS ♪

♪ SWEET DREAMS ♪

♪ TILL SUNBEAMS FIND YOU ♪

♪ SWEET DREAMS ♪

♪ THAT LEAVE ALL WORRIES ♪

♪ BEHIND YOU ♪

♪ BUT IN YOUR DREAMS ♪

♪ WHATEVER THEY BE ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM ♪

♪ OF ME ♪

♪ DREAM A DREAM ♪

♪ OF ME ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM ♪

♪ OF ME ♪

GOOD MORNING.

GENA,

I HAD THIS FANTASTIC...

DREAM. YOU ALWAYS
HAVE A DREAM.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR
CRAZY DREAM RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

IT WAS ABOUT THE OLD GUY THAT...
YOU KNOW, FROM THE SHORTCUT...

THE SHORTCUT WE TAKE
EVERY DAY TO SCHOOL.

WELL, HE WAS IN IT.

BOBBY, THAT'S JUST STUPID.

Man:
GENA, IT WAS IMPORTANT.

"THERE ARE NONE SO BLIND
AS THOSE WHO WILL NOT SEE"...

JEREMIAH 20.

Gena:
HURRY UP, OR YOU'LL BE
WORKING ON A DREAM THEORY

OF AN OLD MAN SURVIVING
A PUNCH IN THE NOSE.

WE HAVE A GUEST COMING
THIS MORNING.

Man:
IKE IS NOT A GUEST.
HE'S A DEPENDENT.

I'M NOT SEEING ANYBODY TILL
I'VE DONE MY MEDITATION.

YOU CAN GO DOWNSTAIRS
AND TELL HIM THAT.

- HEY.
- CHILL OUT, MAN.

WHY DID YOU MARRY ME?

BECAUSE I SAW
THE OTHER HALF OF ME.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU TOO.

Gena:
I'LL SEE YOU DOWNSTAIRS.

♪ I STUDY NUCLEAR SCIENCE ♪

♪ I LOVE MY CLASSES ♪

♪ I GOT A CRAZY TEACHER,
HE WEARS DARK GLASSES ♪

♪ THINGS ARE GOING GREAT ♪

♪ AND THEY'RE ONLY
GETTING BETTER ♪

♪ I'M DOING ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ GETTING GOOD GRADES ♪

♪ THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT ♪

♪ I'VE GOT TO WEAR SHADES ♪

♪ I'VE GOT TO WEAR SHADES ♪

♪ I'VE GOT A JOB WAITING
FOR MY GRADUATION ♪

♪ 50 THOU A YEAR WILL
BUY A LOT OF BEER ♪

♪ THINGS ARE GOING GREAT ♪

♪ AND THEY'RE ONLY
GETTING BETTER ♪

♪ I'M DOING ALL RIGHT,
GETTING GOOD GRADES ♪

♪ THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT ♪

♪ I'VE GOT TO WEAR SHADES ♪

♪ I'VE GOT TO WEAR SHADES ♪

PERFECTION.

♪ Fairy tales can come true ♪

♪ It can happen to you ♪

♪ If you're young at heart... ♪

BOO.

OH, IKE.

HI.

'MORNING.

WHERE'S THE NAUGHTY BOY?

IN HIS ROOM.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
THAT TALK WITH HIM?

YEAH, BUT DON'T EXPECT
ANY MIRACLES.

LOOK, PLEASE DON'T... DON'T LET
HIM KNOW THAT I PUT YOU UP TO IT.

DEAR HEART, RELAX.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT
THAT CRAZY OLD COOT ANYWAY

AND LET ME TAKE YOU AWAY
FROM ALL THIS?

DON'T START RAPPING.

YOU GUYS SUCK
AS RAPPERS.

STOP RAPPING. IT'S OUT.
IT HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO.

♪ Don't you know that it's worth ♪

♪ Every treasure on earth ♪

♪ To be young at heart? ♪

OH, GOD, HERE THEY COME.

OH, DON'T STEP ON THE FLOWERS.

OH, SHIT.
I STEPPED ON THE FLOWERS.

♪ AND THE OTHERS,
THEY THINK WE'RE SO COOL ♪

♪ WE'RE THE COOLEST
GANG YOU EVER CAN... ♪

♪ GO, MAUREEN ♪

♪ GO, GO, GO, MAUREEN ♪

DAMN IT.

HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU

- THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY?
- EVERY DAY, SIR.

WELL, THEN WHY DON'T YOU
GO ANOTHER WAY?

"FOOLISH CONSISTENCY IS THE
HOBGOBLIN OF LITTLE MINDS"...

EMERSON, 1841.

YEAH, LIKE EMERSON, LAKE & PALMER.
I'VE HEARD OF THEM.

OH, STAY OFF THE GRASS.
LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO MY LAWN.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK US, SIR.
IT WAS OUR PLEASURE.

"THANK YOU"
NEVER ENTERED MY MIND.

YOU KNOW, YOU ARE
DISTURBING MY WORK.

OH, WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT, SIR...

WE'RE VERY SORRY.

- AND THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
- NEVER, EVER.

- NEVER.
- NEVER.

THAT'S WHAT YOU
ALWAYS SAY.

- YOU DO?
- I DON'T.

BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME...

- OH.
- WHOA.

- OH, MY GOD.
- OH, MY GOD.

THERE'S THE CRIMSON TIDE.

♪ You can laugh when your dreams... ♪

- OH, SHIT.
- ♪ Fall apart at the seams... ♪

Gena:
WELL, YOU'RE AS BIG A BABY AS THEY ARE.

THEY'RE CHILDREN.
THEY HAVE AN EXCUSE.

WHAT'S YOURS?

Ike:
I TOLD YOU 1,000 TIMES, COLEMAN...

Coleman:
"PUT UP A FENCE." I KNOW.

AND I'VE TOLD YOU
1,000 TIMES IT'S...

Together:
...THE PRINCIPLE...
THEY'VE GOT TO LEARN RESPECT.

- Marge: HI, KIDS.
- Gena: HI, MARGE.

- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, IKE?
- DON'T ASK. I'M EMBARRASSED ENOUGH.

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE'S KIND
OF RED IN THE FACE, YUCK-YUCK.

YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
BE RED IN THE FACE

WHEN YOU GET THE BILL FOR MY
NEW JOGGING SUIT, YUCK-YUCK.

MARGE, HELP US.

OKAY, THAT'S DANISH
AND COFFEE FOR IKE,

BACON AND EGGS
FOR MRS. ETTINGER.

AND WHAT WILL YOU HAVE,
BAD BOY OVER HERE?

THE USUAL...
A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH

ON SEVEN-GRAIN TOAST.
HOLD THE CHICKEN...

I KNOW, I KNOW,
BETWEEN MY KNEES.

I CAN'T TAKE
ANY MORE OF THIS.

YOU WANT YOUR RAW
SQUASH OR NOT?

AS WE ALL KNOW, RAW SQUASH
IS EXCELLENT FOR...

IF YOU MAKE ONE REFERENCE
TO BODILY FUNCTIONS

DURING THIS MEAL, I'M GONNA
PUKE ALL OVER THE TABLE.

WELL, SERIOUSLY,
COLEMAN,

YOU GOTTA SEE IT
THROUGH GENA'S EYES.

I MEAN, YOU GO IN
THAT ROOM FOR HOURS

AND MEDITATE, OR WHATEVER
THE HELL YOU DO,

AND THEN YOU COME OUT AND
START TALKING LIKE A...

...CRAZY MAN, HUH?
IS THAT WHAT SHE SAID?

SHE HOPES YOU'RE CRAZY.

CRAZY CAN BE CURED.
IF IT'S THE OTHER,

THEN THERE'S NOTHING
ANYBODY CAN DO ANYWAY.

LOOK, I'M NOT
GETTING SENILE

AND I'M NOT CRAZY
EITHER.

WELL, WHAT'S SHE WORRIED ABOUT?

THERE MUST BE SOME REASONABLE
EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS.

IKE,

I AM CONDUCTING

A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT.

NOBODY KNOWS
WHAT DREAMS REALLY ARE.

NOW IF I CAN FIND
THE POINT

WHERE THEY INTERSECT
WITH REALITY

AND ENTER ONE
CONSCIOUSLY,

IF I COULD REALLY ENTER

THE DREAM STATE,

WELL, WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE I COULD LIVE FOREVER.

WELL, JUST BE CAREFUL
WHAT YOU WISH FOR, COLEMAN.

STOP WISHING
FOR IT, PAL.

NO, NO, NO, COME ON,
STOP LOOKING AT HER.

WANT TO GET
YOUR ASS KICKED?

- Bobby: NO.
- THEN STOP LOOKING.

Ike: OH, I CAN'T LOOK
AT THIS.

Gena:
DOES ANY OF THIS MAKE
ANY SENSE TO YOU?

Ike:
WELL, I THINK HE BELIEVES WHAT HE SAYS.

AND I CERTAINLY ADMIRE
HIS CONVICTION.

IT'S NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

I THINK HE'S GOING TO ASK
ME TO DO IT WITH HIM.

THEN I'D WORRY.

DO ME A FAVOR...

DON'T WORRY.

ALL RIGHT,
IT'S YOUR SCALP.

YOU KNOW, THE ONLY
HAIR YOU LOSE

YOU PULL OUT
YOURSELF, COLEMAN.

YOU'RE TUGGING.
WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU?

SOMETHING'S ALWAYS
BOTHERING YOU

WHEN YOU PULL
AT YOUR LIP.

YOU KNOW,
WHEN TWO PEOPLE

LIVE TOGETHER
FOR 36 YEARS,

THEY DESERVE TO KNOW WHAT THEY
CAN EXPECT FROM ONE ANOTHER.

THAT'S TRUE.

YOU ALWAYS SAID
YOU LIKED ADVENTURE.

OH, BUT THAT WAS TRIPS TO
PENNSYLVANIA, NEW JERSEY.

I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THIS.

OH, THEN WHY DID YOU

PLAY THAT LITTLE GAME
WITH ME TONIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO PACIFY
A FOOLISH OLD MAN?

I DON'T KNOW.

I LOVE YOU,
DEAR WOMAN.

AND I WANT US TO BE
TOGETHER IN THIS LIFE

AS LONG AS NATURE
PERMITS.

THAT'S WHY.

WHAT'S WHY?

BECAUSE YOU'RE
A CHARMER.

WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING ABOUT?

OH, DON'T YOU DARE.

TO HELL WITH IT. LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

Bobby:
ONE, TWO, A-ONE, TWO, THREE, AND...

Together:
♪ I'M GONNA WAIT ♪

♪ TILL THE MIDNIGHT HOUR, YEAH ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S NOBODY LEFT AROUND... ♪

Bobby:
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE AROUND... NOBODY.

Together:
♪ I'M GONNA WAIT TILL THE MIDNIGHT HOUR ♪

♪ THE MIDNIGHT HOUR... ♪

♪ NOW I CAN REMEMBER ♪

♪ THE DRESS THAT YOU WORE ♪

♪ BUT I NEVER
REALLY UNDERSTOOD ♪

♪ WHAT ALL THE TEARS WERE FOR ♪

♪ AND YOU LOOKED SO YOUNG ♪

♪ ON THAT SWEET SUMMER MORNING ♪

♪ AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU
WOULD STAY THE SAME ♪

♪ THE WAY YOU WERE BEFORE ♪

♪ I GUESS THOSE DAYS ARE OVER ♪

♪ AND WE CAN NEVER
GET THEM BACK ♪

♪ 'CAUSE TIME RUNS WILD ♪

♪ TIME RUNS FREE ♪

♪ TIME RUNS WILD
LIKE THE CHILD ♪

♪ THAT'S LIVING INSIDE OF ME ♪

♪ OH, NOW I GUESS
WE JUST GOT OLDER ♪

♪ I GUESS WE JUST LOST TRACK ♪

♪ 'CAUSE TIME RUNS WILD ♪

♪ TIME RUNS FREE ♪

♪ TIME RUNS WILD
LIKE THE CHILD ♪

♪ THAT'S LIVING INSIDE OF ME ♪

♪ HEY, TIME RUNS WILD ♪

♪ TIME RUNS FREE ♪

♪ TIME RUNS WILD
LIKE THE CHILD ♪

♪ THAT'S LIVING INSIDE OF ME... ♪

LOOK, MAN, I'M BORED.

FORGET BOBBY AND DINGER.
LET'S GO.

HEY, WOULD YOU RELAX?
THEY'LL BE HERE, ALL RIGHT?

PARENTAL BULLSHIT.

LOOK WHO IT IS.

MUST BE
BAND PRACTICE, HUH?

WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU BOYS FORGET YOUR FLUTES?

- MAN, CHECK OUT THE TITS ON THAT ONE.
- HEY, THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND.

YEAH, I KNOW, JOEL.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

- OH, I THINK YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, DUMAS.
- THAT'S IT, MAN.

HEY, CHILL OUT, MAN.
TIME AND PLACE.

NOT IN FRONT
OF THE LADIES.

OKAY.

DON'T FORGET TO WRITE,
OKAY, JOEL?

NICE JACKET.

♪ TIME RUNS WILD ♪

♪ TIME RUNS FREE ♪

♪ TIME RUNS WILD LIKE THE CHILD... ♪

YO, KELLER, MAN, WAIT UP.
I CAN ONLY LIMP SO FAST.

YEAH, WELL, YOUR MOM BROKE YOUR LEG.
YOU DEAL WITH IT.

OH, OH, THAT HURTS.

RAGGING ON MY MADRE,
DUDE.

WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT?

NOTHING NOW.

MAYBE A LITTLE
SOMETHING LATER.

COME ON.

♪ I'M LONGING TO LINGER
TILL DAWN, DEAR ♪

♪ JUST SAYING THIS ♪

♪ SWEET DREAMS TILL
SUNBEAMS FIND YOU... ♪

♪ SWEET DREAMS THAT LEAVE
ALL WORRIES BEHIND... ♪

COLEMAN.

IT'S TWO BLOCKS.

IT'S A MIRACLE
WE MADE IT HOME.

OH, THAT'S
THE LAST TIME

I EVER HAVE A DRINK
AS LONG AS I LIVE.

THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.

NO, IT'S NOT.
THEY'RE ASSHOLES.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM.

WE'LL CATCH YOU GUYS
LATER.

WHOA, I SAID LATER,
DEREK.

SO, BOBBY, YOUR PARENTS GIVING
YOU SHIT AGAIN OR WHAT?

YEAH, WELL,
YOU KNOW,

WE ALL GOT A JOB
TO DO.

THEY DO THEIRS.
I DO MINE.

YEP, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING, PAL.

THIS THING'S HANDED DOWN
FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION.

IT'S LIKE THIS TRADITIONAL
THING, I THINK.

YOU THINK?
WELL, THERE'S A NEW ONE FOR YOU.

COME ON, JUST HELP ME
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

YOU DID SO WELL
THE FIRST TIME.

OH, COLEMAN,
DON'T SPOIL IT.

WE HAD SUCH
A WONDERFUL DAY.

MY HEAD IS SPINNING.

THAT'S JUST PERFECT...
NO INHIBITIONS.

ALL RIGHT, PROMISE ME,
IF I DO THIS,

THAT YOU'LL NEVER
BRING IT UP EVER AGAIN.

OKAY, I PROMISE.

YOU PROMISE?
WHY SHOULD I?

'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU TOO, BUT I'M
STILL COLD OUT HERE.

WHY CAN'T WE
DO THIS INSIDE?

BECAUSE WE'RE CLOSER
TO NATURE.

NOW FEEL THE ENERGY OF THE EARTH COME UP...

...THROUGH YOUR LEGS
AND ARMS.

IT FEELS SO GOOD.

BE LIKE THE ROOTS
OF A TREE.

YOU BE LIKE A ROOT.

I FEEL LIKE A SAP.

JUST RELAX.

STOP TELLING ME
TO RELAX.

OKAY, I WON'T.

LET IT FLOW THROUGH YOU.

EXTEND OUT TO MEET IT.

STOP TALKING
AND CLOSE YOUR EYES.

COLEMAN, IT'S WORKING.

- NO, IT'S NOT, JOEL.
- RELAX.

STOP IT.

COME ON.
COME ON, GENIUS.

COME ON, LET'S GO.
COME ON, GOOD BOY.

I'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
I'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
LET'S GO. RUN.

RUN. GO WITH IT.
RUN.

WHY AM I RUNNING?
I HAVE A BROKEN LEG.

♪ WE WERE BORN ♪

♪ BEFORE THE WIND ♪

♪ ALSO YOUNGER THAN THE SUN ♪

♪ 'ERE THE BONNIE BOAT WAS WON ♪

♪ AS WE SAILED INTO THE MYSTIC ♪

♪ HARK NOW, HEAR
THE SAILORS CRY ♪

♪ SMELL THE SEA ♪

♪ AND FEEL THE SKY ♪

♪ LET YOUR SOUL AND SPIRIT FLY ♪

♪ INTO THE MYSTIC ♪

♪ AND WHEN THAT FOGHORN BLOWS ♪

♪ I WILL BE COMING HOME ♪

♪ MM MM ♪

♪ AND WHEN THAT FOGHORN
WHISTLE BLOWS ♪

♪ I GOTTA HEAR IT ♪

♪ I DON'T HAVE TO FEAR IT ♪

♪ AND I ♪

♪ WANT TO ROCK YOUR GYPSY SOUL ♪

♪ JUST LIKE WAY BACK
IN THE DAYS OF OLD ♪

♪ AND TOGETHER WE WILL FLOAT ♪

♪ INTO THE MYSTIC ♪

♪ COME ON, GIRL ♪

♪ TOO LATE TO STOP NOW ♪

WHERE AM I?

OH, GREAT.
TELL HIM HE'S HOME, KIT.

WHO ARE YOU?
WHO'S HE?

WHO'S SHE?
WHERE AM I?

OH, MY LORD,
HE'S GOT AMNESIA.

HEY, BOBBY,
IT'S ME... DINGER.

DON'T YOU KNOW ME?

- WHERE'S GENA?
- WHO'S GENA?

MAYBE HE HAS
A GIRLFRIEND.

NO, MA'AM, HE DOES HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
HER NAME IS SHELLEY.

- HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
- NO, HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY GIRLFRIEND.

I WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT.
HE'S ON DRUGS.

DON'T LOOK AT ME, SIR.
I'M TOTALLY CLEAN.

WHAT... WHAT'S GOING ON?

HE'S MOVING.

YOU'D THINK
I CAN SEE THAT.

OH, MY GOD,
WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE IS WHO SHE?

WHERE'S SHELLEY SHE
OR WHERE IS LAINIE SHE?

- WHO THE HELL IS LAINIE?
- LAINIE'S JOEL'S GIRLFRIEND, SIR.

- WHO'S JOEL?
- WOW, THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
HE WAS DATING.

WELL, SHE'S A VERY NICE GIRL, MA'AM.

OH, MY GOD.
I'M HIM.

SHIT!

HELP!

DINGLES, GO AFTER HIM.

IT'S DINGER, SIR. I CAN'T.
I HAVE A BROKEN LEG.

WOULD YOU MOVE?

HE'S DATING.

OH, NO MILK, NO COOKIES...
NOTHING.

♪ WHERE IS SHE? ♪

♪ WHERE IS SHE? ♪

♪ I'VE BEEN LOOKING ♪

♪ NIGHT AND DAWN... ♪

WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE,
YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BUTT WAD?

HEY, JACK,
IT'S ME... COLE...

GET OUT OF HERE, YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG,
OR I'M GONNA CALL YOUR PARENTS.

WHERE THE HELL
CAN HE BE?

IF SOMETHING HAPPENS
TO HIM, KIT, I'M JUST...

GUS, DO YOU THINK
HE KNOWS WHO WE ARE?

OF COURSE HE KNOWS WHO WE...
WELL, ON THE OTHER HAND...

YOU KNOW, WE'LL GET HIM
THE BEST HELP MONEY CAN BUY.

WE SHOULD HAVE DONE IT
YEARS AGO.

- BOBBY.
- MOM?

HEY, IT'S A START.

CAN I GO TO SLEEP
NOW, PLEASE?

HE MUST HAVE HAD
A VERY TRYING DAY.

WHERE IS MY BEDROOM?

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

♪ WHERE IS SHE? ♪

THAT WAS AMAZING.

WHAT HAPPENED?

GENA,

WHERE WERE YOU?

WITH YOU.

ALWAYS.

BUT I COULDN'T
FIND YOU.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.

Bobby:
COLEMAN.

HEY, POPS,
WELCOME TO DREAMLAND,

WHERE YOU GET TO LIVE
MY LIFE.

HERE I AM, OVER HERE.
DON'T YOU SEE ME?

- YOU.
- ME.

YOU.

ME.

THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN.

HEY, I WAS JUST MINDING
MY OWN BUSINESS.

SOME SHORTCUTS ARE NOT
WORTH IT THESE DAYS.

YOU'RE TELLING ME.

GET OUT OF HERE
AND DON'T COME BACK.

HEY, JACK, IT'S ME...
COLEMAN.

I THINK HE WAS
TALKING TO ME.

- NOW YOU STAY OUT OF THIS.
- LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

COLEMAN, IS THAT YOU?

WELL, WE'VE ESTABLISHED
OUR BASIC QUESTION.

YOU... ME.

YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE
ANY OF THE ANSWERS.

WHAT DO YOUKNOW
ABOUT ALL OF THIS?

SHIT, I'M JUST
CAUGHT IN A DREAM.

AND I DON'T EVEN
THINK IT'S MINE.

WELL, IT CERTAINLY
ISN'T MINE.

WELL, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WAS
DICKING AROUND WITH REALITY, PAL.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.
I JUST WANT MY WIFE BACK.

OH, YOU MEAN THAT SWEET,
LOVELY OLD LADY WAS YOUR WIFE?

- THEN YOU'VE SEEN HER?
- OH, YEAH, I SAW HER A FEW MINUTES AGO.

SHE WAS PACKING
SOME THINGS UP.

PACKING?
WHAT? WHY?

WELL, YOU KNOW,

YOU ARE THE BRAINS
AROUND HERE, POPS,

BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
JUST TO CLUE YOU IN...

WHEN YOU PACK, LEAVING
USUALLY TENDS TO FOLLOW.

- TAKE ME TO HER.
- OH, I CAN'T,

BECAUSE PART OF HER
IS WHERE YOU ARE.

WELL, WHERE AM I?

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT WHEREVER YOU ARE,

WAKE UP SOON, BECAUSE I'M
GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.

OH, YEAH, POPS, IF YOU
DON'T FIND GENA SOON,

YOU'RE GONNA LOSE
HER FOREVER. HEH!

♪ GOT THE LOOK, GOT THE STYLE ♪

♪ GOT ALL THE MOVES
THAT DRIVE WOMEN WILD... ♪

NO.

THIS WOULD LOOK
BETTER ON IKE.

WHERE THE HELL
DOES THIS KID SHOP?

WHAT...?

AT LEAST HE'S GOT
A GOOD BODY.

OKAY, WHAT DO WE
HAVE HERE? A DUCK.

MAYBE A LITTLE BIT
TOO FLASHY.

WHY DO THEY HAVE
LITTLE CEREAL BOWLS

ROLLED UP AT THE END
OF THEIR SLEEVES?

WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS THING...?

♪ I FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET MY THRILL ♪

- ♪ IF YOU WANT TO KNOCK THEM DEAD... ♪
- AT LEAST I'M NOT THIN.

♪ YOU'VE GOT TO DRESS TO KILL ♪

YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA
EAT THAT, ARE YOU?

IS HE OKAY?

ASK HIM IF HE WANTS
A POP-TART.

Dinger:
YO, BOBBY, LET'S GO.

TELL HIM
DINGER IS HERE.

I'M SORRY,
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- GUS.
- GUS. AND...

- MOM.
- MOM.

GUS AND MOM.
WELL, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

GUS, I'M GONNA CALL
DR. JORDAN

AND HAVE HIS HEAD...
HAVE HIM LOOK HIM OVER.

I DON'T KNOW. AT LEAST HE'S FINALLY
APPRECIATING THE TIE I GOT HIM.

OKAY, OKAY.

JUST THE WAY
I LIKE IT.

- OH. OH. THE RUG.
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

WHAT DID YOU DO,
RUN OUT OF MOUSSE?

YOU'RE DINGER, RIGHT?

RIGHT.
ME... DINGER.

YOU... BOBBY.

ME LOOK COOL.
YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT, PAL.

IT'S OKAY, THOUGH.
IT'S OKAY.

WE'LL MAKE IT
A FASHION STATEMENT.

OH, LISTEN, I'VE GOT
SOME THINGS TO DO.

I'LL MEET YOU
AT SCHOOL.

BOBBY, ISN'T THERE ANY FILM
LEFT IN YOUR CAMERA, DUDE?

LOOK, YOU CANNOT CUT
ANY MORE CLASSES.

BOBBY, YOU'RE ALREADY ON
THE BOYS' V.P. MOST-WANTED LIST.

YOU GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL.
IT'S A DIRTY JOB.

SOMEONE'S GOTTA
DO IT, OKAY?

SCHOOL, YOU KNOW,
SCHOOL?

OKAY.

HEY, BUDDY,
SCHOOL'S THAT WAY,

YONDER.

"WE TRAFFIC
IN MOCKERY"...

YEATS, 1928.

OKAY, SURE.
IT'S OKAY, PAL.

I KNOW, I KNOW.
I'VE BEEN THERE.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
SHH, IT'S OKAY.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M HERE. I'M WITH YOU.

YOU'RE OKAY.
YOU'RE SECURE.

♪ THAT'S GREAT, IT STARTS
WITH AN EARTHQUAKE ♪

♪ BIRDS AND SNAKES, AN AEROPLANE ♪

♪ LENNY BRUCE IS NOT AFRAID... ♪

THAT'S NOT FUNNY,
YOU KNOW.

YOU SHOULD BE PREPARED.
YOU NEED A GOOD EDUCATION.

OH, PREPARE THIS.

HEY, HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU

THAT THIS IS
PRIVATE PROPERTY?

BOBBY, YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND
LIKE THAT OLD MAN. COME ON.

OH, SORRY, I... I JUST WANT
TO SHOW SOME PROPER RESPECT.

OKAY, SURE.
WHAM!

HEY. GOD, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SMASH THE FLOWERS.

BOBBY, WE ALWAYS
SMASH THE FLOWERS.

IT'S A TRADITION
WITH US, PAL.

GOD DAMN, YOU'RE UPTIGHT.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU'VE BEEN LAID?

THE OLD MAN...
HE'S GONE.

GOOD. MAYBE HE'S GONE
FOREVER AND EVER.

- WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
- RELAX.

♪ YOU VITRIOLIC, PATRIOTIC, SLAM, FIGHT ♪

♪ BRIGHT LIGHT, FEELING PRETTY PSYCHED... ♪

- WHAT?
- ♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT... ♪

- OH, MY GOD.
- COME ON. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

- WELL, A PRETTY CALM DAY.
- ♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT... ♪

AT LEAST TODAY IT'S CALM.
IT'S A PRETTY CALM DAY. IT'S NICE.

IT'S A JUNGLE.
THEY'RE ANIMALS.

- ♪ I FEEL FINE...
- Bobby: I THINK I'M GONNA BE NAUSEOUS.

- Girl: HEY, WATCH OUT.
- Dinger: WHAT'S WRONG?

- WHERE'S THE LAVATORY?
- THE LAVA-WHAT?

- THE LAVATORY. WHERE'S THE LAVATORY?
- OH, YEAH, YEAH.

UH, IT'S UP THERE...
THE BATHROOM, RIGHT?

OBVIOUSLY.

WELL, WHEN SOME PEOPLE
GOTTA GO, THEY GOTTA GO.

♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ♪

♪ IT'S THE END OF THE
WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ♪

♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT... ♪

HEY, KELLER.

HEY, ASSHOLE,

I HEARD ABOUT YOU BANGING LAINIE LAST NIGHT.

HELLO, KELLER.

KELLER.

YOU BRAIN-DEAD, MAN?

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

OH, HE'S BEGGING.
HE'S BEGGING.

WHAT ARE YOU
BEGGING FOR, BOBBY?

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR
A PIECE OF ASS, KELLER?

- THAT IS A SHARP TIE YOU GOT THERE, TONTO.
- THANK YOU.

HEY, BACK OFF,
DUMASS.

THAT'S DUMAS, JOEL.

- YOU KNOW THAT'S FRENCH?
- RIGHT.

YOU MEAN DUMBASS. IT MIGHT BE A
FOREIGN OBJECT, BUT IT AIN'T FRENCH.

BOO.

I WILL REMEMBER THAT,
LITTLE MAN.

HEY, I'M SORRY, GUYS.
I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

IT'S THE ONLY TIE I HAVE.
I LIKE THE TIE.

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- YEAH, I'M FINE. THANK YOU.

WHAT DID YOU GUYS LEAVE ME IN THERE FOR?
I COULD HAVE GOT MY ASS KICKED.

I DIDN'T, THOUGH.
I WAS BRILLIANT.

WHAA! 'CAUSE I DID
MY KUNG FU SHIT.

I NEED
A STIFF DRINK.

HEY, WANT TO WATCH WHERE
THE HELL YOU'RE GOING?

LAST NIGHT YOU HURT LAINIE.
DO IT AGAIN AND I'LL HURT YOU.

- YOU GOT IT? HUH?
- YEAH.

- THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS APOLOGIZE, ALL RIGHT?
- I'M SORRY.

AND IF YOU'VE GOT
ANY MOUSSE,

- I WANT YOU TO USE IT.
- OKAY.

- ALL RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT. THAT WAY?

- APOLOGIZE.
- THAT WAY?

ALL RIGHT, THERE SHE IS.
GO APOLOGIZE.

HER?

UM, EXCUSE ME.

IT'S YOU.

YEAH, MAY I SPEAK
WITH YOU, PLEASE?

- WHAT HAPPENED?
- I'M NOT SURE.

NEITHER AM I.

DO YOU KNOW
WHO I AM?

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

I HOPE SO.
GOD, I HOPE SO.

ME TOO.

GENA, IT ISYOU.

- I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THE ACCIDENT.
- WHO'S GENA?

SO I FIGURED YOU'D BUMP INTO
EACH OTHER SOONER OR LATER.

I'VE GOT TO TALK
TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

WHAT?

NOW HOW ARE YOU GONNA
GET US OUT OF THIS?

I'M A WRECK. I HAD TO GO ALONG WITH
YOU AND YOU HAD TO GET ME INVOLVED.

I'LL GET US OUT OF IT, I SWEAR,
JUST AS LONG AS WE HAVE EACH OTHER.

NO, NO, NO,
THIS ISN'T THE TIME.

BUT, GENA, I'M SO HAPPY
YOU FOUND ME.

GENA?
WHO IS GENA?

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HER
DO YOUR HOMEWORK?

AND SHE CAN
GET IN TROUBLE

AND YOU CAN TAKE HER
TO THE DANCE ON SATURDAY.

SOME ACCIDENTS AREN'T ACCIDENTS.
THEY'RE BAD KARMA, OKAY?

GOD PUNISHES PEOPLE,
AND DON'T FORGET THAT.

WAIT A MINUTE.

HEY, BUDDY, RELAX. THERE'S PLENTY
OF TIME FOR THAT KIND OF STUFF.

- LET'S GO TO CLASS. COME ON.
- SHIT.

JOEL, BUDDY, CLASS.

HELLO, BOYS.
DON'T SAY HELLO, BOBBY.

PISSING THEM ALL OFF
TODAY, HUH, BOB?

JESUS.

Man:
'MORNING. SIT DOWN, PLEASE.

BOBBY, YOU'RE IN MY SEAT. GET UP.
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.

GET UP. EVERYONE'S WATCHING US. GET UP.

BOBBY, GET AWAY FROM ME.
I JUST DROPPED MY CANE.

YOUR SEAT'S THREE BACK. GO, GO,
YOU'RE MESSING UP. GO, GO.

WHY IS HE BEING
SUCH A DWEEB TODAY?

I DON'T KNOW, MAN,
BUT HE'S MY DWEEB.

HE'S A VERY
WEIRD DWEEB.

ZERO IS
A SIGNIFICANT DIGIT,

FOR IT HAS MEANING.

THE LAST DIGIT WRITTEN
DOWN FOR ANY MEASUREMENT

IS THE UNCERTAIN DIGIT.

ALL NONZERO DIGITS
IN A MEASUREMENT

ARE SIGNIFICANT.

ZEROS ARE OFTEN...

- MR. KELLER.
- WHAT?

- SIT DOWN.
- I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. I GOTTA GO.

SIT DOWN.

SIR, THIS IS MY I.O.U. HOMEWORK.
I OWE YOU HOMEWORK, SIR.

- THANK YOU, DINGER.
- A LOT OF HOMEWORK, SIR.

- THANKS.
- THANK YOU, SIR.

FIRST, YOU WERE LATE.

NUMBER TWO, THIS WOULD MAKE
A DECENT HALFTIME SCORE.

THAT'S ABOUT IT.
AND YOU'RE NOT STUPID.

SO WHAT SEEMS TO BE
YOUR PROBLEM?

I'M NOT SURE, SIR,
BUT I CAN IMPROVE.

YEAH, AND HOW
WILL YOU DO THAT?

S.A.T.s ARE SATURDAY.

WELL, I MUST TRY HARDER.
I MUST APPLY MYSELF.

I MUST REALIZE THAT "IGNORANCE
IS THE ONLY SLAVERY"...

ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL,
1876.

♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ♪

♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD ♪

♪ AS WE KNOW IT... ♪

KELLER, IT'S REALLY WEIRD
WHEN YOU CAN'T REMEMBER

YOUR OWN
LOCKER COMBINATION.

YEAH.

THERE MUST BE A LOT OF THINGS
YOU DON'T REMEMBER, RIGHT?

LOOK, I MAY NOT BE A GENIUS, BUT
I'M DOING ALL RIGHT IN SCHOOL,

WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN
SAY FOR SOME PEOPLE.

- THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
TUGGING YOUR LIP?

I DON'T TUG
ON MY LIP.

- YOU JUST DID.
- SO WHAT?

BOBBY, LOOK, YOU'RE BEING
REALLY WEIRD...

I MEAN, WEIRDER THAN USUAL,
AND THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD.

I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE.

LOOK, I'M GONNA
BE LATE.

NICE COAT.

NICE COAT?
WELL, MAYBE LATER.

YEAH, OKAY,
MAYBE AFTER SCHOOL.

LOOK, CHILL OUT A LITTLE BIT, OKAY?
I GOTTA GO.

OKAY, LET'S GO UP
FOR SOME COMMANDO.

THAT'S RIGHT, MESSING WITH
RAMBO'S LITTLE BROTHER.

THAT'S RIGHT. OH, DUST, PAL, DUST...
FIRST MISTAKE.

NICE TEETH.

DUDE... OW.

WHY SIT IN GEEK FIELD,
BOBBY?

JUST A LITTLE QUESTION.

A REFRESHING
CHANGE OF PACE, DINGER?

ALL RIGHT, ACCEPTABLE.
IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD.

IT'S NOT ONE OF YOUR BEST,
BUT IT'S OKAY, PAL.

THEN AGAIN, WHERE WOULD
BOBBY KELLER BE

WITHOUT A CYNICAL
EAT-SHIT-AND-DIE ATTITUDE

AND SARCASM THAT SHOULD BE
REGISTERED AS A LETHAL WEAPON?

YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO KNOW.

WHERE ARE YOU THINKING
ABOUT GOING, HARD-ON?

I'M GOING TO HAVE
LUNCH OVER THERE.

AMNESIA STRIKES AT WILL.

YOU KNOW, I SHOULD START CHARGING
YOU A PSYCHIATRIC FEE, MAN.

BOBBY, WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO
EAT WITH THE GORGEOUS WOMEN...

YOU KNOW, WOMEN?
WE'RE ON PROBATION.

YOU KNOW, BOBBY, PROBATION...
MEN IN CAGES, BOYS IN BONDAGE.

I THINK BOBBY'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE.
THAT'S WHAT I THINK...

- SOME GIRL NAMED GENA.
- LUCKY BREAK, IF YOU ASK ME.

NO, IT ISN'T,
BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE HIM.

YOU KNOW, I MEAN, HE'S
WEIRD THIS MORNING, BUT...

YEAH, LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS IT TOO.
HE EXILED HIMSELF TO SLUGVILLE.

- DID YOU SEE HIM WITH THE GEEKS?
- YEAH, I DID.

- LAINIE.
- HUH?

WHAT WERE YOU TALKING
ABOUT THIS MORNING?

UM, HOMEWORK.

NO. WRONG. HUH-UH.
I DO HIS HOMEWORK.

WELL, TENSION.

- HEY, GIRLS.
- HI, GUYS.

HEY, WHOA, JOEL,
WHAT DO YOU GOT IN THERE?

- LET ME HAVE ONE OF THOSE. LET ME HAVE TWO OF THEM.
- OKAY.

ANYTHING ELSE ON THERE?
ALL RIGHT, THANKS A LOT.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
IN DORKVILLE?

- WOW, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, DINGER?

NOTHING. ME AND BOBBY WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT EVIL THINGS,

AND YOU GUYS HAPPENED TO SHOW UP.
NOTHING AT ALL.

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR THIS SHIT, DINGER.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH
EVERYBODY NOWADAYS?

I MEAN, ISN'T THERE ANY LOVE
LEFT IN OUR UNIVERSE, HUH?

Together:
SHUT UP, DINGER.

OH, SHUT UP, DINGER?
REAL MATURE.

- REALLY, REALLY, REALLY MATURE.
- BYE, DINGER.

HEY, BOB, SORRY ABOUT THIS MORNING.
I'M JUST A LITTLE UPTIGHT.

HEY, THAT'S QUITE
ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
CONSUME THAT, ARE YOU?

DON'T YOU REALIZE ALL THE
CHOLESTEROL AND FAT...?

I'M SORRY.
I LIKE BAD BOYS.

♪ I SCREAM, YOU RUN ♪

♪ THIS LOVE'S A HOT GUN ♪

♪ YOU SAY YOU'RE THROUGH ♪

♪ BUT I KNOW IT'S NOT TRUE ♪

♪ DON'T BE SO SURE ♪

♪ THAT YOU DON'T NEED ME ♪

♪ THIS TIME YOU'LL TAKE THE FALL ♪

♪ BABY, BELIEVE ME ♪

♪ YOU'D BETTER WAIT ♪

♪ YOU'LL BE LONELY WHEN I'M GONE ♪

♪ YOU'D BETTER WAIT ♪

♪ YOU'LL BE SAD AND LOST
WHEN YOU FIND OUT ♪

♪ YOU WERE WRONG ♪

♪ DON'T CRY, DON'T WEEP ♪

♪ GOOD LOVE DON'T COME CHEAP ♪

♪ JUST GO, AND YOU'LL SEE ♪

♪ THAT I SAID WHAT I MEAN... ♪

HI, KELLER.

I GUESS I'M NOT
A GOOD DANCER ANYMORE.

LAINIE, LISTEN, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.

YEAH, WE GOTTA STOP
MEETING LIKE THAT.

NO, LAINIE, PLEASE,

YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.

LOOK, IT'S OVER.
NO BIG TRAGEDY.

I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THAT.

LOOK, I GOTTA GO
TAKE A SHOWER.

IF YOU REALLY NEED TO TALK TO
ME, COME BY MY HOUSE LATER.

YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO FIND ME, DON'T YOU?

WHAT ARE
FRIENDS FOR, HUH?

BEST FRIENDS, RIGHT?

RIGHT ON, MAN.

SINCE I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND,
I'VE GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU.

AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?

THAT MIGHT BE, ROBERT,

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU
AND MISS DIAMOND, HUH?

WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

THAT'S GOOD, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE
JOEL IS REALLY, REALLY CRAZY

ABOUT THAT YOUNG LADY.

YOU KNOW, HE'S ALSO
A LITTLE BIT ON THE EDGE

WHEN IT COMES TO HER,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

SO IF YOU WANT
TO STAY HEALTHY,

TAKE A LOT, A LOT OF
FLINTSTONES VITAMINS

AND STAY AWAY FROM
LAINIE, OKAY, PLEASE?

OKAY, I'LL KEEP THAT
IN MIND.

THANK YOU.

LISTEN, I'VE GOT SOME
THINGS I HAVE TO DO.

OKAY, LET'S GO DO THEM
TOGETHER, BE A TEAM.

NO, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.

I GOTTA BE ALONE
FOR A WHILE.

SURE.

NO PROBLEM.

NO SKIN OFF MY BACK.
I CAN HANG.

JUST ANOTHER BORING DAY IN THE
COURT FOR ME, THAT'S ALL.

YEP, THAT'S ALL
THAT IS FOR ME.

LIFE.

MY DAUGHTER TELLS ME THERE'S
SOME URGENCY TO YOUR VISIT.

WHAT'VE YOU GOT
FOR ME THIS TIME?

WATER BALLOONS?

IKE, AM I GLAD
TO SEE YOU.

WELL, I'M HAPPY
TO SEE YOU TOO.

AH, BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE
EVEN HAPPIER TO SEE ME

IN A MINUTE.

WELL, I CAN ONLY GET SO
HAPPY, AND THEN I PEAK.

LET'S SIT DOWN.

IKE, LISTEN TO ME.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN TO
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU.

IT'S THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH, BUT
YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME, OKAY?

YOU HAVE TO USE
ALL YOUR FACULTIES.

YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO SUSPEND
YOUR NORMAL PATTERNS OF THINKING.

YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE IN
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY.

YOU'RE NOT WORKING WITH THE
YOUNG REPUBLICANS, ARE YOU?

OH, THIS IS INEFFECTIVE.

IKE, COME HERE.
COME HERE.

LOOK AT ME.

IKE,

IT'S ME...
YOUR BEST FRIEND

COLEMAN.

COME AGAIN?

GENA AND I TRIED
THE EXPERIMENT,

BUT IT DIDN'T WORK.
SOMETHING HAPPENED,

I DON'T KNOW WHAT, BUT I
GOT TRAPPED IN THIS BODY

AND I CAN'T GET OUT.

CALL THE HOUSE.

I'M NOT THERE.
I'M HERE.

AND I HAD THIS DREAM.
IT WAS...

NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING

TO MY FRIENDS,
HAVE YOU?

OH, GOD, YOU'RE NOT
LISTENING TO ME.

I'M TIRED.

I'VE HAD A LONG DAY
AT SCHOOL.

WHERE'S COLEMAN?

HE PUT YOU UP TO THIS,
DIDN'T HE?

IKE, REMEMBER WHAT
OSCAR WILDE SAID

ABOUT A CYNIC, 1892?

"NONE OF THIS IS FOLDEROL."

WOULD I KNOW THIS?
WATCH.

COLEMAN COULD HAVE
SHOWED YOU THAT.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

REMEMBER THAT STORY YOU TOLD ME ABOUT
THE TWO DANCING FILIPINO GIRLS

ON YOUR FIRST SHORE
LEAVE IN MANILA?

I NEVER BELIEVED YOU,
RIGHT?

- IT'S A TRUE STORY.
- IKE, I'M WILLING TO BELIEVE YOU,

BUT YOU'VE GOT TO BE
WILLING TO BELIEVE ME.

SMUDGE.
CAREFUL, HE BITES.

SMUDGE, SMUDGE,
COME HERE, COME HERE.

COME HERE, COME HERE,
COME HERE, COME HERE.

- HI, SHEILA.
- HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?

I TOLD HIM.

OH. YOU KNOW,
IT'S AMAZING.

THAT DOG
HATES EVERYBODY.

EXCEPT COLEMAN.

- DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING?
- NO, I DON'T.

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO GIVE IN TO A MAN?

LOOK WHERE IT GOT YOU.

I DIDN'T DO SO BADLY.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ALL THIS?

MOM, YOU DID EVERYTHING
TO PLEASE DADDY.

SO WHAT DID HE DO?
HE TOOK YOU FOR GRANTED

AND LEFT YOU
FOR SOMEBODY ELSE.

APPARENTLY
IT WASN'T ENOUGH.

I COULD HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE WARMER.

ALL I KNOW IS JOEL'S ONE OF THE FEW BOYS IN THIS TOWN WITH A REAL FUTURE.

HIS PARENTS ARE
DOING QUITE WELL.

HE'S A LITTLE ROUGH
AROUND THE EDGES,

BUT HE'S SMART AND HE'LL
GO ON TO COLLEGE.

MOM, I'M IN
HIGH SCHOOL.

SO JOEL'S TERRIFIC, BUT
IS THAT ANY REASON TO...?

TO WHAT? DON'T PUT
WORDS IN MY MOUTH.

NO, JUST THOUGHTS
IN MY HEAD.

DON'T TURN YOUR BACK
ON ME, YOUNG LADY.

- HI, KELLER.
- HELLO, LAINIE.

DO YOU HAVE TIME
TO TALK?

WELL, BOBBY,

IT'S A SHAME YOU DIDN'T
KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HER.

HI, MISS DIAMOND.

BOBBY, I'M NOT
IN A VERY GOOD MOOD.

IN THAT CASE, MAYBE
YOU SHOULD COME BACK

WHEN HER TEENAGE YEARS
ARE OVER.

WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?

TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME
AND BECOME A PROSTITUTE.

OH, THEN THIS
MUST BE YOUR...

MOTHER, DON'T.

BYE, MISS DIAMOND.

HEY, I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR DOING THIS.

ANYTHING TO GET AWAY
FROM MY MOTHER.

GEE, THANKS.
I'M FLATTERED.

THAT WAS SARCASTIC?

NO, I'M JUST TRYING
TO BE MYSELF.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WANTED TO TALK.

COME ON, I WANT
TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

♪ WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE? ♪

♪ I'VE BEEN LOOKING ♪

♪ NIGHT AND DAWN... ♪

WHAT ARE WE DOING?

WE'RE GOING
INSIDE THE HOUSE.

I'M NOT GOING
IN THERE.

WHY NOT? COME ON.
THERE'S NOBODY HOME.

BOBBY, ARE YOU GONNA
HIT ME AGAIN?

NO, I'M NOT GONNA
HIT YOU AGAIN.

COME ON.

NO WAY.

CHICKEN.

♪ WHERE IS SHE? ♪

♪ I'VE BEEN SEARCHING ♪

♪ ON AND ON ♪

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- GETTING SOME REAL FOOD.

EWW, BOBBY,
THAT'S COLD TOFU.

MM, I KNOW. IT'S SO GOOD. WANT SOME?

NO. WHAT ARE WE
DOING HERE?

AND WHY DO YOU
HAVE THE KEY?

I'M WATCHING THE HOUSE
FOR THE OLD PEOPLE,

YOU KNOW, FEEDING THEIR
DOG AND STUFF.

THEY ASKED ME TO, WHILE
THEY'RE OUT OF TOWN.

BESIDES, I THINK IT'S
A NICE PLACE TO COME,

TO GET AWAY FROM MY PARENTS.
I THINK IT'S NEAT.

I THINK IT SMELLS
LIKE OLD PEOPLE.

Lainie:
IT'S SPOOKY.

SPOOKY?
WHERE DO YOU SEE SPOOKY?

NOW COME IN HERE.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

- IT'S IMPORTANT.
- OKAY, OKAY.

WELL, THE OLD GUY ALWAYS HAS
SOME NONSENSE WRITTEN HERE.

THAT'S SWEET.

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT IS SWEET.

BUT IT'S USUALLY
A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT

ABOUT ENERGY
AND YOUTH.

SEEMS HARMLESS.

♪ Fairy tales can come true... ♪

- I LOVE THIS SONG.
- ♪ It can happen to you...

YEAH.

- I KNOW.
- ♪ If you're young at heart... ♪

I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHERE I'VE HEARD IT.

DANCE WITH ME.

♪ For it's hard, you will find ♪

♪ To be narrow of mind ♪

♪ If you're young at heart... ♪

SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL.

MM, SO ARE YOU.

♪ With impossible schemes ♪

♪ You can laugh when your dreams ♪

♪ Fall apart at the seams... ♪

LAINIE.

GOOD GOING, COLEMAN.

HELLO.

OH, HI, JOEL.

I REALLY CAN'T TALK
RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

GOOD NIGHT.
SWEET DREAMS.

OH, NO, IT'S YOU.

YOU WERE EXPECTING
MAYBE FREDDY KRUEGER?

WHO'S FREDDY KRUEGER?

IT'S BEFORE YOUR TIME.

LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU
DO ME A FAVOR

AND STAY OUT OF MY LIFE,
ALL RIGHT, POPS?

NOTHING WOULD GIVE ME
GREATER PLEASURE.

WHERE'S GENA?
AND DON'T CALL ME "POPS."

GENA'S IN THE HOUSE, POPS.

DON'T TRY THE DOOR.
IT'S LOCKED.

- I'VE GOT A KEY.
- IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

THIS IS A DREAM.

YOU WANT TO SEE HER...
GO LOOK IN THE WINDOW.

GENA.

GENA, GENA.

WHY DOESN'T SHE
REMEMBER ME?

WELL, THE WAY I SEE IT
IS THAT SHE WASN'T

AS INTO THIS LITTLE
EXPERIMENT AS YOU WERE.

YOU WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE
KNOW HOW TO SWITCH US BACK?

ABSOLUTELY.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
IT JUST SO HAPPENS

TO BE ONE OF THE VERY FIRST
THINGS THAT I LEARNED ABOUT.

WELL, THEN LET'S
DO IT NOW.

- HUH-UH.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HUH-UH?

WELL, WHICH ONE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND...
HUH OR UH?

THE WHOLE IDEA.

YOU SEE,
I LIKE IT HERE.

IT'S...
WELL, IT'S DREAMY.

IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
HA HA.

DON'T YOU WANT TO GET BACK
TO YOUR OWN LIFE?

NO, I DON'T,
AS A MATTER OF FACT.

SEE, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.

MY PARENTS HATE ME.
I'M FLUNKING EVERY GRADE IN SCHOOL.

DUMAS WANTS TO KICK MY ASS.
AND IF JOEL FOUND OUT

HOW I FEEL ABOUT LAINIE, HE'D
WANT TO KICK MY ASS TOO.

"SHOW ME A MAN WHO HAS
ENJOYED HIS SCHOOL DAYS

AND I'LL SHOW YOU
A BULLY AND A BORE"...

ROBERT MORLEY, 1958.

UP YOURS AND THE HORSE
YOU RODE IN ON.

THAT ISN'T A HORSE.
THAT'S A SHEEP.

WHERE DID IT
COME FROM?

A SHEEP?
I DON'T KNOW.

BUT THIS IS YOUR
SICK DREAM,

AND I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING...
YOU HAVE SOME

DEEP-SEATED PSYCHOLOGICAL
PROBLEMS, MAN.

AND BY THE WAY,
I'M NOT GOING BACK.

WHAT IF I FIXED
EVERYTHING?

OH, AND HOW ARE YOU
GONNA DO THAT, POPS?

DON'T CALL ME "POPS."

I CAN DO IT.

I'VE GOT TO.

WELL, YOU'D BETTER
WORK FAST,

BECAUSE THEY'RE WORKING FAST.

- NOT AS FAST AS I CAN.
- ALL RIGHT, FINE.

BUT JUST DON'T LET JOEL
FIND OUT ABOUT IT,

OR HE'S GONNA "TEAR
YOUR PLAYHOUSE DOWN"...

PAUL YOUNG, 1986.
SEE HOW ANNOYING THAT IS?

ANYWAY, YOU GOTTA DO ME
SOME THINGS.

YOU GOTTA STOP EATING
THE TOFU SHIT,

BECAUSE THE TOFU SHIT
IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.

IT'S MAKING ME
REALLY NAUSEOUS.

AND, YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA STOP
TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO EAT.

IT'S JUST NOT LIKE ME.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE ME

TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO EAT?
I DON'T DO IT.

OKAY, SOMETHING ELSE...
THERE'S SOME HOME MOVIES DOWNSTAIRS.

WATCH THEM. LEARN HOW TO
SPEAK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.
OH, ALSO SOME MOUSSE...

THERE'S SOME MOUSSE IN THE BATHROOM.
YOU GOTTA USE THE MOUSSE.

YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING WITH MY HAIR.
MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT.

I NEVER HAVE MY HAIR LOOK LIKE SHIT.
THEY'RE GONNA KNOW SOMETHING'S UP,

SOMETHING'S WEIRD HERE. ALL
RIGHT, OH, ONE LAST THING...

WAKE UP.

OR "YOU'RE GONNA LOSE THAT GIRL"...
BEATLES, 1965. HEH.

"BOBBY'S 16th BIRTHDAY."

HEY, BABE,

I JUST WANTED TO FILL YOU
IN REGARDING LAST NIGHT:

I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I
WAS NOT A COOL DUDE, RIGHT?

AND ALSO, LIKE,
I WAS TOTALLY UNCHILLED

AND, YOU KNOW, I SHOULD REALLY
CHILL OUT SOME MORE. RIGHT? RIGHT?

WHY CAN'T YOU SPEAK
LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?

YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY DON'T HAVE A DOG.

THEY NEVER HAD A DOG.
I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU HITTING ON ME

AND I DON'T THINK YOUR BEST FRIEND WOULD EITHER.
SO WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY?

LAINIE, I DON'T THINK YOU SEE
WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO HERE.

I JUST WANT TO BE
FRIENDS WITH YOU.

I WANT YOU TO GET
TO KNOW ME AS A PERSON.

ALL YOU KNOW ME IS,
IS KELLER.

I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU,
BOBBY, OKAY?

AND I DO LIKE YOU,
BUT NOT IN THAT WAY.

OKAY, FINE.

WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND MEET ME
AFTER SCHOOL IN A PUBLIC PLACE?

I DON'T THINK SO,
OKAY?

OKAY.

♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS ♪

♪ DREAMS ♪

♪ TO REMEMBER ♪

♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS ♪

♪ DREAMS... ♪

AREN'T YOU GONNA SAY
SOMETHING STUPID, KELLER?

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BOTHER ME?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.

HOW DUMB DO YOU
THINK I AM?

THAT'S A PRETTY LEADING QUESTION.
HOW DUMB ARE YOU?

HUT!

♪ ANOTHER MAN'S ARMS HOLDING YOU TIGHT ♪

♪ NOBODY KNOWS WHAT I FEEL INSIDE ♪

♪ ALL I KNOW, I WALKED AWAY AND CRIED ♪

♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS ♪

♪ DREAMS ♪

♪ TO REMEMBER ♪

♪ LISTEN TO ME ♪

♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS, ROUGH DREAMS ♪

♪ DREAMS TO REMEMBER... ♪

Cheerleaders:
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

HEY, HEY, BACK UP, DUMBASS.

ANYBODY ELSE?

YEAH.

ME.

BREAK IT UP, GUYS.
KELLER.

COME HERE.

HEY, WHAT YOU GOT?

BY THE TIME I FINISH
DOING LAPS,

I'LL BE IN
GRADUATE SCHOOL, DUDE.

RAZOR-SHARP, KELLER,
RAZOR-SHARP.

HEY, WHERE DID YOU LEARN
TO FIGHT LIKE THAT?

UH, KUNG FU
THEATER, DUDE.

- DUDE, STOP SAYING "DUDE," ALL RIGHT?
- OKAY.

- HAVE YOU POONED SHELLEY YET?
- POONED?

YOU KNOW,
SLEPT WITH HER.

OH, YEAH, THAT...
I DON'T THINK SO.

LOOK, MAN,
I HEAR YOU.

I MEAN, NOW BETWEEN
ME AND YOU,

IT'S LIKE LAINIE'S NOT BEING
TOO COOPERATIVE LATELY.

WELL, MAYBE I'M NOT THE RIGHT
GUY TO TALK TO ABOUT THIS.

WHO AM I GONNA
TALK TO... DINGER?

UM, OKAY,

WELL, MAYBE
YOU'RE NOT HER TYPE.

I'M EVERY GIRL'S TYPE.

I MEAN, JESUS, EVEN
HER MOTHER LIKES ME.

IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY,
YOU KNOW.

IT'S LIKE I CAN'T
UNDERSTAND.

ANY OTHER GIRL
IN THE CLASS... BOOM.

BUT LAINIE... I CAN'T
FIGURE HER OUT.

LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST LEAVE HER ALONE?

I MEAN, WHY CAN'T YOU
JUST POON ANOTHER GIRL?

I MEAN, YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER
AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HER.

WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU,
KELLER, HUH?

IF WE WEREN'T FRIENDS FOR
SO LONG, I'D KNOCK YOU OUT.

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

YEAH, YEAH,
I UNDERSTAND THAT.

SORRY.
IT JUST HURT.

OKAY.

- ALL RIGHT?
- ALL RIGHT.

- SORRY.
- DUDE.

DUDE.

♪ Stars fading ♪

♪ But I linger on ♪

♪ Still craving ♪

♪ Your kiss ♪

♪ And I'm longing ♪

♪ To linger ♪

♪ Till dawn ♪

♪ So dream ♪

♪ A little dream ♪

♪ Of me ♪

HEY!

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Stars shining bright above you ♪

♪ Night breezes seem to whisper ♪

♪ "I love you" ♪

♪ Birds singing in the sycamore tree ♪

♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪

♪ Just say good night and kiss me ♪

♪ Just hold me tight and tell me ♪

♪ You'll miss me ♪

♪ While I'm alone and blue as can be ♪

♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪

♪ Stars fading, but I linger on ♪

♪ Still craving your kiss ♪

♪ And I'm longing to linger till dawn ♪

♪ Just saying this ♪

♪ Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you ♪

♪ Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you ♪

♪ But in your dreams, whatever they be ♪

♪ Dream a little dream of me, yeah ♪

♪ Stars fading, but I linger on ♪

♪ Still craving your kiss ♪

♪ And I'm longing to linger till dawn ♪

♪ Just saying this ♪

♪ Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you ♪

♪ Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you ♪

♪ But in your dreams, whatever they be ♪

♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪

YOU'RE CRAZY.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?

AND I'M ALSO CUTE TOO,
AREN'T I?

SO WILL YOU
COME GO WITH ME?

DO I HAVE A CHOICE?

NO.

SO HOW DO YOU WANT
TO START THIS?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
HERE BEFORE?

OF COURSE NOT.
WE'RE THE ONLY ONES HERE UNDER 50.

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU
AND OLD PEOPLE ANYWAY?

I'M GONNA TELL YOU
THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT.

WELL, THAT'LL BE
A FIRST.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?
WE HARDLY EVER TALK TO EACH OTHER.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M SORRY. THAT'S NOT FAIR.

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE NEVER DID TALK TO EACH OTHER BEFORE.

ALL OF A SUDDEN
YOU'VE CHANGED.

WHY?

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
LISTEN,

SOMETHING HAPPENED
TO THOSE OLD PEOPLE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHERE ARE THEY ANYWAY?

I DON'T KNOW.
EVER SINCE YOU AND I HAD OUR ACCIDENT,

THEY HAVEN'T
BEEN THERE.

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE GONE.
AND I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THEM.

THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD,
HUH?

YEAH, LIKE YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA HAVE?
I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.

HI, MARGE.
LADIES FIRST.

DO YOU HAVE
A RAW VEGETABLE PLATE?

WHAT MADE YOU
ORDER THAT?

I'M ON A DIET.
DO YOU?

ALL I'VE GOT IS THE REST OF THE
SQUASH WE KEEP FOR MR. ETTINGER.

YOU WANT SOME SEVEN-GRAIN
BREAD WITH THAT?

WE'VE GOT LOTS
OF THAT TOO.

OKAY, LISTEN, IF I TAKE
YOU SOMEPLACE ELSE

WHERE NOTHING WEIRD
HAPPENS,

WILL YOU COME
WITH ME?

- PUBLIC OR PRIVATE?
- YOUR CHOICE.

♪ OH, 'CAUSE I WAS YOUNG
AND EAGER TO SEE ♪

♪ WHAT LIFE WAS ALL ABOUT ♪

♪ OH, NOW I GUESS
WE JUST GOT OLDER ♪

♪ I GUESS WE JUST LOST TRACK ♪

♪ 'CAUSE TIME RUNS WILD ♪

♪ TIME RUNS FREE ♪

♪ TIME RUNS WILD
LIKE THE CHILD ♪

♪ THAT'S LIVING INSIDE OF ME ♪

♪ HEY, TIME RUNS WILD ♪

♪ TIME RUNS FREE ♪

♪ TIME RUNS WILD
LIKE THE CHILD ♪

♪ THAT'S LIVING INSIDE OF ME ♪

♪ OH, IN THE DARK
OF NIGHT I PRAY ♪

♪ WELL, DID I THROW
MY YOUTH AWAY ♪

♪ ON A DREAM I'LL
NEVER REALIZE... ♪

SO MY DAD LEFT

AND MY BROTHER CHOSE
TO LIVE WITH HIM...

MALE BONDING
AND THAT STUFF.

NOW IT'S JUST
ME AND MY MOM.

AND YOU'VE MET HER.

ANYWAY, JOEL GAVE ME
A LOT OF ATTENTION

WHEN I NEEDED IT.

WHY AM I TELLING YOU
MY LIFE'S STORY?

BECAUSE I'M A GOOD
LISTENER.

YEAH, YOU ARE.

SO YOUR DAD LET YOU
BORROW HIS CAR?

I THINK IT'S NEAT.

YEAH.
NOW WHAT ABOUT JOEL?

DO YOU LOVE HIM?

I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL.
WHO CARES?

- YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION.
- I'M JUST A KID.

YOU STILL DIDN'T
ANSWER MY QUESTION.

WHAT ELSE
DO I HAVE TO DO?

KISS.

I FEEL SO SAFE
WITH YOU.

I FEEL LIKE I CAN
TELL YOU ANYTHING.

I KNOW.

WHY?

BECAUSE WE'RE THEM.

WE'RE WHO?

WE'RE THE OLD COUPLE.
YOU'RE GENA AND I'M COLEMAN.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
YOU'RE SPOILING EVERYTHING.

IT'S THE TRUTH.
YOU'VE GOT TO HEAR ME, PLEASE.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU. I'M STARTING
TO LIKE YOU. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS.

- BUT YOU'VE GOT TO. IT'S THE TRUTH.
- BOBBY.

- LISTEN TO ME.
- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

- YOU WERE RIDING YOUR BIKE AND I WAS RUNNING, OKAY?
- OH, MY GOD.

- AND...
- BOBBY KELLER, YOU'RE A JERK...

A REAL JERK.

NO, LAINIE,
I'M JUST DOING THIS

BECAUSE I WANTED TO LIVE
A LONGER LIFE WITH YOU.

COME ON.
GENA, COME BACK.

MY FAULT.
YOU ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE, BOBBY BOY.

OH, MY GOD.

SO NOW IT'S JUST YOU
AND ME AND MY BOYS.

- LAINIE!
- BOBBY!

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT THAT.

AND I DON'T GIVE
A SHIT ABOUT YOU.

STOP IT!

STOP IT. STOP IT.
YOU'RE KILLING HIM.

NAH,

I THINK I'D RATHER
JACK OFF.

AND YOU...

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK REALLY
GOOD FOR THE DANCE, CUPCAKE.

BOBBY.

LET'S GO, DUDE.

BOBBY, ARE YOU OKAY?

ARE YOU OKAY?

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD.

WELL, THANK YOU
FOR A FRIGHTENING,

CONFUSING, STRANGE
AND DANGEROUS TIME.

WHAT MORE COULD
A GIRL ASK FOR?

I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD
APOLOGIZE TO YOU,

BUT I TOLD
THE TRUTH.

BOBBY, I REALLY
LIKE YOU,

BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE A STORY LIKE THIS.
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.

YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT ISN'T FAIR.

YOU SHOULD LET YOUR MOTHER
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT EYE.

LISTEN, CAN YOU
DO ME A FAVOR?

WHEN YOU DREAM TONIGHT,
REMEMBER IT FOR ME.

WHY? AM I GONNA DREAM
THAT WE'RE MARRIED?

I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE I'M CRAZY.
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

AND IF I AM, I NEED
SOME SERIOUS HELP.

BUT IF I'M NOT,

YOU'VE GOT TO REMEMBER
THIS DREAM, PLEASE.

JUST DO IT FOR ME, PLEASE.

PLEASE.

I GOTTA GO.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

DEAD MEAT.
DEAD MEAT.

WE'RE GONNA KILL
DUMAS FOR THIS.

- HEY, BE CAREFUL.
- DON'T TOUCH ME.

- HI, MISS DIAMOND.
- WELL, IF YOU AREN'T A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...
OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND.

THANK YOU, MOTHER.
WE'LL BE FINE.

YOU CAN GO NOW.

BOBBY, YOU KNOW,
JOEL'S GONNA FIND OUT

ABOUT YOU AND LAINIE
MONDAY MORNING AT SCHOOL.

HEY, I TRIED TO WARN YOU.
DID YOU LISTEN? NO.

YEAH, WELL, HOPEFULLY I
WON'T BE IN SCHOOL MONDAY.

THAT'S A REAL GOOD IDEA, PAL...
REAL GOOD.

BOBBY, LET ME ASK YOU
A QUESTION.

DO YOU REALLY, HONESTLY
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

NO, NO, NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

FORGET I ASKED.
YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T.

YOU KEEP PROVING IT
TO ME.

LISTEN, DINGER,

I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT, YOU KNOW,

I APPRECIATE US BEING
FRIENDS AND EVERYTHING

AND YOU HELPING ME
THROUGH THIS.

I GOT IT.
YOU WANT MONEY.

THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT,
RIGHT... MONEY?

NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.

I JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOW

I APPRECIATE
YOU BEING MY FRIEND.

BOBBY.

YEAH?

DUDE, ARE YOU TURNING FAG ON ME OR WHAT?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHAT'S WRONG?

WHERE WERE YOU?

AT THE GYM.
I'M WORKING ON SOMETHING.

OH, YEAH?
I WENT THERE LOOKING FOR YOU, LAINIE.

OH.

LOOK, LISTEN, I'M TRYING TO BE
COOL ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?

BUT YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING
BEHIND MY BACK.

DO I HAVE TO FIND OUT
FOR MYSELF?

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T
WANT TO DO THIS TO YOU.

IT'S JUST...
I JUST DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO...
WAIT ON YOU TO FIGURE THINGS OUT?

I MEAN,
GOD DAMN IT, LAINIE!

I'M SORRY, JOEL.

I JUST CAN'T TALK
ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.

LOOK, I'LL MEET YOU
TOMORROW AT THE DANCE, OKAY?

I'LL BE READY THEN.
I PROMISE.

GREAT. GREAT. WELL, LISTEN, YOU'D
BETTER STRAIGHTEN YOUR ACT OUT BY THEN,

'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA WAIT
AROUND FOR YOU TO GROW UP.

NOW COME HERE.

ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

SO WHAT DID YOU TELL
GARSON AND SHEILA?

WELL, I TOLD THEM I'D SIGNED
UP AT THE BRIDGE CLUB

TO BE A SURROGATE
GRANDFATHER

FOR KIDS THAT
DON'T HAVE ONE...

YOU KNOW, BIG GRANDPAS
OF AMERICA.

DO YOU FIND IT
AMUSING?

OH, I THINK IT'S
GREAT, ACTUALLY.

WELL, THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY
ABOUT THIS, COLEMAN.

OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, THERE'S A
LOT OF FUNNY THINGS ABOUT THIS.

FOR INSTANCE, I HAPPEN TO BE DATING
MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND;

I'VE GOTTEN IN TWO
FIGHTS IN TWO DAYS.

I MEAN, LOOK AT MY FACE.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

JUST LOOKS LIKE A BAD
CASE OF ACNE TO ME.

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE,
IKE.

I'M IMPRESSED.
I'M VERY IMPRESSED.

BUT SERIOUSLY,
NOW I GOTTA GO HOME

AND GET SHIT FROM MY PARENTS
FOR BEING LATE AGAIN.

AND THE TEACHING
AT THAT SCHOOL

HAS DECLINED FASTER THAN
THE WESTERN CIVILIZATION.

IT'S RIDICULOUS. THEY DON'T TEACH YOU
ANYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ANYMORE.

THEY TEACH YOU NOTHING
THAT'S SPIRITUAL OR UPLIFTING.

NOT AS EASY
AS YOU THOUGHT, HUH?

HEY, WILL YOU DO ME
A FAVOR, PAL?

CUT ME SOME SLACK.

- CUT YOU SOME SLACK?
- YEAH.

- LAINIE.
- NOT NOW, MOTHER.

DON'T YOU THINK
YOU SHOULD TELL HIM?

TELL HIM WHAT?
THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL.

I THINK YOU'RE MAKING
A BIG MISTAKE.

WHAT'S HAPPENING
TO YOU, LAINIE?

AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE CAR.
I'LL GET THAT FIXED.

COLEMAN.

YEAH?

HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT HOW
YOU'RE GONNA GET BACK YET?

I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO
REPEAT THE EXPERIMENT.

IT'LL WORK.
DON'T WORRY.

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.

WHAT ARE
BIG GRANDPAS FOR?

I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL
DOES HE STUDY?

YOU GOTTA...
YOU GOTTA TELL HIM

THAT IF HE FLUNKS THAT S.A.T.
TEST, THAT WE'RE GONNA BE...

GUS, YOU CAN'T FLUNK
THAT KIND OF A TEST.

HE'LL FIND A WAY. COME ON.

I MEAN, IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING.

IF HE DOESN'T
GET INTO COLLEGE...

- LOOK AT THIS.
- OH.

CAN YOU IMAGINE
WHAT HE'S DONE NOW?

ASK HIM IF THE POLICE
ARE VERY FAR BEHIND HIM.

IT'S THOSE NO-GOOD
FRIENDS OF HIS.

THE POLICE ARE NOT BEHIND ME.
AND IT'S NOT MY FRIENDS, OKAY?

MY FRIENDS WOULDN'T
BEAT ME UP LIKE THIS.

ASK HIM IF I'M GONNA
GET SUED.

CHECK OUT IF HE'S GOT
ANY TEETH LEFT.

I CAN'T AFFORD
THE DENTAL BILLS.

YOU KNOW, IT'S NO WONDER
I'M SO SCREWED UP.

I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU GUYS.
YOU DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME.

I'M YOUR SON, REMEMBER?

WHY DON'T YOU EVER GIVE ME
THE BENEFIT OF A DOUBT?

YOU DON'T EVEN ASK ME
IF ANYTHING'S WRONG.

YOU DON'T EVEN
ASK ME IF I'M HURT.

I MEAN, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT IT'S LIKE

TO BE A KID
IN TODAY'S SOCIETY.

I'M TRYING MY HARDEST.

I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY I SCREAMED.

IT'S JUST
REALLY UPSETTING.

I TRY TO DO
EVERYTHING I CAN.

AND I'M STUDYING HARD.

AND I'M GONNA DO GOOD ON MY S.A.T.s
ON SATURDAY. I'M GOING TO.

YEAH, SURE.

I MEAN, I'M WORKING
REALLY HARD.

I JUST NEED YOU
TO HELP ME.

I CANNOT DO THIS
WITHOUT YOU.

OKAY.

OKAY.

GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT, GUS

AND KIT.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.

WHEN DID HE START
CALLING US GUS AND KIT?

♪ I NEVER WANT TO
SEE YOU LONELY ♪

♪ AGAIN ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW ♪

♪ LIFE IS TO LOVE FOREVER ♪

♪ WHEN I SEE YOU STANDING ♪

♪ ALL ALONE IN THE WIND ♪

♪ I BELIEVE WE CAN FLY ♪

♪ SO HIGH ABOVE ♪

♪ YOU KNOW I ALWAYS ASK ♪

♪ FOR MORE EMOTION ♪

♪ OH ♪

♪ WHENEVER THERE'S A
NIGHT YOU NEED LOVE ♪

♪ CALL MY NAME AND
TO YOU I'LL RUN ♪

♪ FEELING IN A HEART,
WILD AND YOUNG ♪

♪ PASSION MAKING TWO INTO ONE ♪

♪ WHENEVER THERE'S A
NIGHT YOU NEED LOVE ♪

♪ I WILL MAKE IT SHINE ♪

♪ LIKE THE SUN ♪

♪ SOMETIMES I REACH
TO TOUCH YOU ♪

♪ AGAIN ♪

♪ AND I KNOW THE
SPIRIT WILL LIVE ♪

♪ FOREVER ♪

♪ NOW I WANT YOU ♪

♪ AS MY LOVER AND MY FRIEND ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW... ♪

- BOBBY?
- YOU RANG?

YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
TAKE BETTER CARE OF ME.

NOBODY'S HERE.

NO, THEY'RE ALL PACKED UP
AND READY TO GO.

YOU'VE GOT TO SHOW ME
HOW TO MAKE THE SWITCH.

NO WAY.

BUT WE'RE GETTING THINGS
STRAIGHTENED OUT.

I'M GONNA GET YOU
INTO COLLEGE.

YOU'LL HAVE A FUTURE.

AND LAINIE'S A TERRIFIC GIRL.
EVERYTHING'S GOING FINE.

YOU DON'T THINK THAT I SEE THE
WAY YOU'VE SCREWED THINGS UP?

YOU SCREWED MY LIFE UP
WORSE THAN I DID.

YOU JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE

TO GO THROUGH LIFE IN TODAY'S WORLD WITH A KID'S EMOTION.

YEAN, YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAYBE I DON'T.

I MAKE A LOUSY KID.

I'M TOO CAUTIOUS.
I LACK SPONTANEITY.

I WOULDN'T DARE TO HANG MY ASS OUT OF
A WINDOW AND MOON A LOT OF STRANGERS

OR THROW UP
IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CAR.

IT'S YOUR LIFE.
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT.

NOT ANYMORE,
THANKS TO YOU.

WHERE'S GENA?

I SAW HER IN THE HOUSE
A FEW MINUTES AGO,

TAKING CARE OF SOME LAST-MINUTE THINGS.

GENA'S TRYING TO TELL
LAINIE WHAT HAPPENED.

I STILL HAVE
A CHANCE.

NOT WITHOUT ME,
YOU DON'T.

AND YOU WON'T
EVEN HELP ME?

I CAN'T.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IT'S NOT GONNA BE IN MY
BEST INTERESTS TO HELP YOU.

I CAN DO ONE THING... I CAN GIVE YOU A HINT.

OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO

WITH STATES AND SYSTEMS
AND ALL THAT SHIT.

SECONDLY, IT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH PHYSICS.

AND ALSO, IF YOU WEREN'T
SO DAMNED SMART,

YOU WOULD HAVE FIGURED THIS
WHOLE THING OUT TWO DREAMS AGO.

THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY, POPS.

HEY,

AREN'T YOU GONNA TELL ME
NOT TO CALL YOU "POPS"?

WHEW. WOW.

I GUESS THAT'S IT.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
I'M HISTORY.

KEEP DREAMING.

LAST DAY, POPS. GOOD LUCK.

HEH!

ALL RIGHT, PENCILS UP.

GOOD MORNING.

WELCOME TO THE SCHOLASTIC
APTITUDE TEST.

REMEMBER DURING THE TEST

TO REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS

AND LET THERE BE
ABSOLUTELY NO TALKING.

THIS TEST IS TO DETERMINE
YOUR ABILITY

TO GET INTO COLLEGE.

SOME OF YOU
I DON'T THINK WILL MAKE IT.

IT IS NOW 10:07.

YOU HAVE UNTIL 1:07.

AND YOU MAY OPEN
YOUR TEST BOOKS...

NOW!

HEY, MR. PATTISON,
LISTEN.

SOME OF THE QUESTIONS IN THE
TEST WERE WRONG ON THEIR FACE,

SO I WENT AHEAD
AND CORRECTED THEM.

THEY'RE IN THE TEXTBOOK,
SO TAKE A LOOK, OKAY?

THANKS.

HEY, I ADMIT I DREAMED ABOUT
THE OLD COUPLE LAST NIGHT.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO ABOUT IT?

I MEAN, THIS DOESN'T MEAN
YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU KNOW.

AND HOW DO YOU
EXPLAIN THE DREAM?

A STRONG POWER OF SUGGESTION
PLANTED IN A TENDER YOUNG MIND

BY A CLEVER YOUNG MAN WITH A NOVEL
APPROACH TO STEALING HIS FRIEND'S GIRL.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S NOT AT ALL WHAT
I'M DOING, BUT IS IT WORKING?

IN A WAY.
THIS IS A BIZARRE COURTSHIP.

YES, IT'S VERY
STRANGE.

BUT LET'S PUT ALL THAT ASIDE.
LET'S GET BACK TO THE ARGUING.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WITH YOU?

I WOULD SAY
WE SHOULD GET MARRIED,

BUT WE CAN'T,
'CAUSE WE ALREADY ARE.

OKAY, I'M NOT SAYING
I BELIEVE YOU,

BUT COME HERE
AND KISS ME.

BOO.

SCARED YOU, HUH?

LOOK, MINE IS NOT
THE QUESTION;

MINE IS ONLY
A WARNING FOR YOU TWO.

JOEL IS VERY
CLOSE BEHIND.

LOOK, IN THAT DREAM,
SHE WAS REALLY REAL.

SHE SAID I COULDN'T FALL ASLEEP
OR WE'D LOSE THEM FOREVER...

LIKE OZ
OR SOMETHING.

- WHAT ELSE DID SHE SAY?
- SHE SAID THAT SHE REALLY LOVES YOU.

LAINIE, THAT WAS
A SECRET. GOD.

EXCUSE ME.
SHELLEY.

- WOMEN ARE NUTS.
- YOU'RE TELLING ME.

HEY, ASSHOLE.

- HEY, HEY.
- JOEL, JOEL.

THE POOR GUY IS MY BUDDY.
NOW IT'S BETWEEN ME AND YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JOEL?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

STOP IT, JOEL.
THAT'S ENOUGH.

HEY, I'M DOING THIS
FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT?

I DON'T NEED IT,
ALL RIGHT?

I DIDN'T NEED IT
LAST NIGHT.

DINGER DIDN'T NEED IT THE OTHER
DAY ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD.

AND NONE OF US NEED IT NOW.
THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

HEY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

- HEY, YOU.
- THAT'S FOR ME.

- YOU, OUT OF HERE. YOU, INSIDE.
- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

- YOU, COME WITH ME.
- I CAN'T. COME ON.

- LET'S GO.
- I CAN'T GO.

Dinger:
WHY ME? WHY ALWAYS ME?

WOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
"S.A.T." MEANT

"SATURDAY AFTERNOON TEST."
WHAT IS UP?

OH, IT'S YOU.

YEAH, IS LAINIE HOME?

NOPE.

DO YOU KNOW
WHERE SHE'S AT?

I THOUGHT MAYBE
SHE WAS WITH YOU,

SO I GUESS THINGS
COULD BE WORSE.

YOU DON'T CARE MUCH
FOR ME, DO YOU?

WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?

I'LL BE SURE TO TELL HER
YOU CAME BY.

LATELY WHERE YOU FIND
THAT KELLER BOY,

YOU FIND MY DAUGHTER.

NOW WE LIKE YOU
A LOT, JOEL.

WE'D LIKE TO SEE YOU
IN THE FAMILY.

♪ WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE? ♪

♪ I KEEP WAITING ♪

♪ FOR A CALL ♪

♪ WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE? ♪

FOR SOME REASON,
I'M JEALOUS OF HER.

I'M NOT SURE I BELIEVE
I AM WHO YOU SAY I AM

OR IF I JUST WANT YOU
TO WANT ME MORE.

I THINK WHAT SHE WAS
TRYING TO TELL US

IS THAT WE CAN'T
FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT

OR WE COULD
LOSE THEM FOREVER.

BOBBY, I'M AS ANXIOUS TO
MATURE AS THE NEXT GIRL,

BUT I'M NOT LOOKING TO
RUSH IT QUITE THAT MUCH.

I DON'T THINK
YOU GET IT.

THERE'S REALLY
NO RISK.

BOBBY AND LAINIE
WILL ALWAYS EXIST.

WILL I STILL
LIKE YOU...

I MEAN, AFTER,
YOU KNOW...?

I HOPE SO.

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE YOU, BOBBY.

I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE ME EITHER.

COME ON, YOU ALWAYS SAID
YOU LIKED ADVENTURE.

YEAH, I KNOW,

BUT I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THIS.

PLEASE.

I NEED YOU TO DO THIS
WITH ME.

OKAY.

I'LL DO THIS WITH YOU
IF YOU PROMISE ME

THAT AFTER THIS YOU'LL
NEVER BRING IT UP AGAIN.

OKAY, I PROMISE.

SWEETHEART,

- JOEL WAS HERE LOOKING FOR YOU.
- GREAT.

BOBBY, PLEASE, LET'S NOT
CAUSE A SCENE TONIGHT, OKAY?

I'LL GO WITH JOEL
AND YOU GO WITH SHELLEY.

WE CAN DEAL WITH
ALL THAT LATER.

BUT I NEED TO BE
ALONE WITH YOU TONIGHT.

I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE YOU WERE.

I GOTTA GO.

LOOK, WE'LL BE ALONE
AFTER THE DANCE, OKAY?

OKAY.

BOBBY.

YO.

TELL HIM HOW NICE
HE LOOKS.

NO, YOU TELL HIM
HOW NICE HE LOOKS.

NO, TELL HIM
WHAT YOU TOLD ME.

OH.

UM, SON,

BOBBY,

I JUST WANT
TO TELL YOU

THAT WHAT YOU SAID
LAST NIGHT

MADE US DO
A LOT OF THINKING.

YOU WERE RIGHT.

WE DON'T LISTEN
TO YOUR PROBLEMS.

THANK YOU.

TELL HIM WE'LL TRY
TO DO A BETTER JOB.

UM, YOU HEARD
WHAT YOUR FATHER SAID.

YEAH, I HEARD HIM.
LISTEN, MOM,

COULD YOU TELL DAD

THAT I LOVE HIM
AND I LOVE YOU TOO

AND I'M GONNA
MISS YOU BOTH

IN A WEIRD SORT OF WAY?
I MEAN THAT.

I GOT A DANCE TO GO TO.

I GOTTA GO.

WHEN HE COMES BACK,

WILL YOU ASK HIM
WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT?

THIS IS TERRIFIC.

I KNOW YOU LIKE IT
CRUNCHY.

HEY, WHAT,
ARE YOU NUTS, MAN?

- SHUT UP.
- JOEL.

HEY, BOBBY.

HEY, KELLER, MAN,
WHERE'S LAINIE?

LOOKING FOR YOU.

I THINK YOU SHOULD TALK TO ME.
COME HERE, PLEASE.

WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE'S
GETTING REALLY TRASHED.

THEY'LL WORK IT OUT.

LOOK, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
EVER SINCE THE ACCIDENT...

HEY, THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS.
IS THAT WHY YOU'VE BEEN SO FRIGID, HUH?

NOW YOU OWE ME.

- STOP IT, JOEL.
- HEY, FUCK YOU.

- WHY CAN'T I EVEN SAY IT, HUH?
- YOU KNOW, JOEL, JUST HIT ME.

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BOBBY.
IT WAS YOU,

WHAT YOU WANTED.
YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME.

WELL, I DO.
AND I WANT OUT.

NO GODDAMN WAY.
YOU'RE MINE.

GET OFF.

- HEY!
- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, MAN?

- ARE YOU OKAY?
- GET HER OUT OF HERE, GO.

COME ON, COME ON,
LET'S GO.

- WATCH OUT!
- Dinger: GO.

- RELAX, MAN.
- I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M ALL RIGHT.

SHIT.

JOEL, JOEL.

HEY, PRETTY BOY,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

FAGGOT.

COME ON, LAINIE.

OH, GEE, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THAT, JOEL.

YOU KNOW, I SHOULDN'T HAVE
TOLD YOU I SAW THEM TOGETHER.

I GUESS I'M NOT
A VERY GOOD FRIEND.

HEY, FAGGOT, YOU'RE DEAD.
YOU'RE GODDAMN DEAD.

ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE HAVING A
LITTLE PARTY TONIGHT AT THE BRIDGE.

AND I THINK YOU AND YOU AND ALL YOUR
LITTLE FAGGOT FRIENDS OUGHT TO BE THERE.

- YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH NOW, ARE YOU, JOEL?
- FAGGOT.

LISTEN TO ME.
LISTEN TO ME, ALL RIGHT?

THEY'RE SHIT.
THEY'RE NOTHING... NOTHING, ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, MAN.

OH.

♪ You can go to extremes ♪

♪ With impossible schemes ♪

♪ You can laugh when your dreams ♪

♪ Fall apart at the seams ♪

♪ And life gets more exciting ♪

♪ With each passing day ♪

♪ And love is either in your heart ♪

♪ Or on its way ♪

♪ Don't you know that it's worth ♪

♪ Every treasure on earth ♪

♪ To be young ♪

♪ At heart? ♪

♪ For as rich as you are ♪

♪ It's much better by far ♪

♪ To be young at heart ♪

♪ And if you should survive ♪

♪ To 105 ♪

♪ Look at all you'll derive ♪

♪ Out of being alive ♪

♪ And here is the best part ♪

♪ You had a head start ♪

♪ If you are among the very ♪

♪ Young ♪

♪ At heart ♪

WOW.

SHIT'S GETTING WEIRD.

ME... DINGER,

THIS UNBELIEVABLY LOOKING GUY,
SITTING OUT HERE,

FREEZING MY ASS OFF

IN SOME BUTT-UGLY
RED MUSTANG.

WELL, WHAT TIME
IS IT?

I DON'T HAVE A WATCH.
I NEVER HAD A WATCH.

WHY DID I LOOK
AT MY WRIST?

HAD A DANCE,
DANCING PERFECTLY

WITH A HOT CHICK.

SHE WANTED ME.
I KNOW SHE WANTED ME.

WELL, EVERY GIRL
WANTS ME.

I SHOULD BE IN HAWAII
DRINKING A PINA COLADA,

LOOKING AT SOME
HAWAII CHICK.

"HELLO, HONEY."

OH, HERE COMES ASSHOLE.

WHAT DID YOU GET
IN THERE, MAN?

GOT A LITTLE MORE
OF THIS

AND THIS.

WHAT ARE YOU...
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT, JOEL?

I'M GONNA DRINK IT.

I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA
DRINK THAT.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH
THE GUN, JOEL... THE GUN?

HEY, I'M GONNA JOIN THE
PARTY AT THE BRIDGE, MAN,

AND THE FIRST GUY
THAT PISSES ME OFF

GETS A LITTLE
SURPRISE.

JOEL, COME ON, MAN. DON'T YOU THINK
THAT YOU'RE TAKING THIS THING

- A LITTLE TOO FAR?
- GET OUT OF THE CAR.

HEY, LOOK, I'M NOT TRYING
TO START SHIT WITH YOU.

I'M YOUR FRIEND, JOEL.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GO TO JAIL...

YOU KNOW, JAIL,
BEHIND BARS.

HEY, HE HUMILIATED ME,
MAN, ALL RIGHT?

RIGHT?
I'M NOT GONNA LET THIS SHIT SLIDE.

LOOK, MAN, I'M NOT GONNA
BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.

LOOK, IF I HAVE TO,
I'LL STOP YOU.

HEY, NOBODY'S GONNA STOP
ME AGAIN, ALL RIGHT?

NOW GET OUT!
OUT!

- I'M NOT GONNA GET OUT OF THE CAR.
- GET OUT. GET THE HELL OUT.

- DON'T, MAN.
- OUT. OUT.

JOEL, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU...?
HEY, MAN.

JOEL, COME ON, MAN.

WOW, WHAT A GODDAMN
PSYCHO.

- SHELLEY.
- HI. WHERE'S LAINIE?

SHE'S AT THE DANCE
WITH JOEL.

NAH. NO, SHE LEFT.
JOEL HIT HER AND SHE LEFT.

- WHAT? WHY?
- JOEL HIT HER?

- YEAH.
- WHAT HAPPENED?

I DON'T KNOW.
ALL I KNOW IS SHE'S WITH BOBBY

AND IT'S PRETTY MUCH
ALL HIS FAULT.

I FEEL SILLY.

COME ON.
COME ON.

YOU PROMISED ME YOU'D DO THIS.
JUST TRUST ME.

- OKAY.
- TRUST ME.

♪ HEY, SHOUT SUMMERTIME BLUES ♪

♪ JIMMY DEAN ♪

♪ HEY, KIDS, ROCK AND ROLL ♪

♪ ROCK ON, OOH, MY SOUL ♪

♪ HEY, KIDS, BOOGIE TOO ♪

♪ DID YOU? ♪

♪ HEY, SHOUT SUMMERTIME BLUES ♪

♪ JUMP UP AND DOWN IN MY BLUE SUEDE SHOES ♪

♪ HEY, KIDS, ROCK AND ROLL ♪

♪ ROCK ON ♪

- WHAT ARE YOU MORONS DOING?
- WHAT?

- KELLER, WHERE'S THE CAR? COME ON, WE GOTTA GO NOW.
- NOT NOW.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOT NOW, BOBBY?
YOU STARTED THIS.

- STARTED WHAT?
- JOEL'S GOING AFTER DUMAS.

HE'S A BIG BOY.
HE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF.

I'VE GOT THINGS
TO DO.

OH, YOU HAVE
THINGS TO DO?

GREAT, SO I SHIT
ON A FRIEND FOR YOU?

FOR WHAT, BOBBY?
SO YOU CAN WALK AWAY?

HE'S GOT A GUN.
HE'S GONNA KILL HIM.

WE GOTTA GO.
I'LL TALK TO HIM.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, LAINIE, YOU STAY HERE.
I'LL BE BACK.

NO, I'M COMING
WITH YOU.

♪ AND WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? ♪

♪ WHICH IS THE WAY THAT'S CLEAR? ♪

WAIT A MINUTE.
THERE SHE IS.

- LAINIE, GET IN. YOU'RE GOING HOME.
- NO, MOTHER.

I SAID, GET IN THE CAR. I'VE ALREADY
HEARD ABOUT THAT FIGHT YOU WERE IN.

GET AWAY FROM HER. YOUNG MAN, I DON'T
WANT YOU TO SEE MY DAUGHTER ANYMORE.

- LAINIE, GET IN THE CAR.
- RON, COULD YOU...?

- HEY, STAY BACK.
- LET GO OF ME.

ALL RIGHT,
LISTEN, LAINIE,

GO HOME WITH THEM.
DON'T CAUSE A SCENE.

I'M GONNA BE BY THE HOUSE LATER ON.

NO, BOBBY, YOU WON'T BE
COMING BY LATER.

I'LL BE BY.

DON'T FALL ASLEEP.

BE CAREFUL.

Ron: COME ON, LAINIE, LET'S GO.

♪ ROCK ON ♪

♪ ROCK ON ♪

♪ ROCK ON... ♪

YO, DUMAS.
HEY, DUMAS.

JOEL, JOEL.

ARE YOU HERE ALONE, JOEL?

YEAH, I AM.

NOW I THOUGHT YOU WERE
SMARTER THAN THAT.

I AM.

GUN!

HEY! YO!

WAIT A SECOND, BOYS.
MAN, IT'S A PARTY.

WHO'S GOT THE CHIPS?

LAINIE, IF THAT BOY COMES, I
DON'T WANT YOU TALKING TO HIM.

YOU DON'T SAY.

DAMN IT, I'M TIRED
OF THIS ATTITUDE.

I'M SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING
MOVING US TO ANOTHER TOWN.

THESE KIDS, AND
ESPECIALLY THAT BOY,

ARE NOTHING
BUT A BAD INFLUENCE.

I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT FIGHT
YOU HAD AT THE DANCE.

NOW WHY DID YOU HAVE TO
PROVOKE JOEL LIKE THAT?

YEAH, I PROVOKED JOEL.

I WOULDN'T LET HIM SCREW ME
STANDING UP ON THE DANCE FLOOR.

I SHOULD BE
COMMITTED FOR THAT.

MOTHER, PLEASE.
I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU MOVE AWAY.

DAMN IT, LAINIE,
NOT IN FRONT OF RON.

OH, AND ANOTHER
THING, RON...

I DON'T WANT YOU AND MY MOTHER
SEEING EACH OTHER ANYMORE.

WHAT'S THAT?

GIVE IT TO HER?

I'M REALLY SORRY,
LAINIE.

IF THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY THINK,
WE'LL RESPECT YOUR WISHES.

COME ON, HELP ME
DRINK THIS THING.

THAT WAY I CAN GET OUT
OF HERE QUICKER

AND YOU CAN TOLERATE ME
A LOT EASIER TILL I GO.

I'M SORRY FOR BEING
SO OBNOXIOUS.

IT ISN'T YOU.
IT'S JUST

SHE'S SO RELENTLESS.

YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT YOU GOTTA REMEMBER

SHE MEANS WELL.

JOEL, WE'RE HERE.

DON'T DO ANYTHING.

JOEL, I SAID
I WAS SORRY.

WHAT ELSE?
WHAT?

HEY, YOU GUYS CAN SPLIT.
I'M HAVING A LOT OF FUN DOING THIS SHIT.

COME ON, MAN,
PUT THE GUN DOWN.

JUST COME WITH US.
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.

DINGER, IF YOU WERE MY FRIEND,
YOU WOULD HAVE COME WITH ME.

COME ON, MAN, YOU
PUSHED ME OUT OF THE CAR.

LOOK, JOEL, I HATE DUMAS
TOO, BUT YOU CAN'T KILL HIM.

LISTEN TO THEM, MAN.
THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS.

ALL RIGHT, THIS WHOLE THING
IS WAY OUT OF CONTROL.

HEY, KELLER, YOU'RE NOT VERY HIGH
ON MY LIST RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT?

BOBBY, LET US TALK TO HIM, MAN.
BACK OFF.

NO, YOU BACK OFF.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE WE
ALL DOING HERE, GUYS?

WHAT ARE WE ALL
HERE FOR?

BECAUSE I KICKED
DUMAS'S ASS?

SO WHAT?
BIG DEAL.

HE KICKED MINE BACK.
EVEN IS EVEN.

FAIR IS FAIR.

YOU GUYS DON'T SEEM
TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING.

I HAVE BEEN
LIVING MY LIFE

DAY BY DAY
FOR SO LONG

THAT I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER
WHY I HATE DUMAS

OR LIKE DINGER.

20 YEARS FROM NOW,
I'M GONNA BE SITTING BACK

AND I'M GONNA BE THINKING
OF MY SCHOOL FRIENDS

AND I'M GONNA THINK
OF DUMAS.

DUMAS WAS AN ASSHOLE,
BUT SO WHAT?

WE WERE STILL FRIENDS
IN SCHOOL.

AREN'T I RIGHT?
AREN'T WE FRIENDS?

LET ME GET THIS
STRAIGHT, MAN:

YOU GO AND STEAL
MY GIRLFRIEND

AND TELL ME WHO MY
FRIENDS ARE, HUH?

ALL RIGHT,

I DIDN'T STEAL
YOUR GIRL, OKAY?

I KNOW THAT IT HURTS.
I KNOW THAT.

BUT THAT'S OKAY.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO HURT.

LIFE IS TOO SHORT, GUYS.

YOU TURN AROUND,
ONE SECOND...

BAM! IT'S OVER.

I MEAN, YOU SPEND
TOO MUCH TIME

THINKING ABOUT THE THINGS
THAT YOU DON'T HAVE

AND MISSING THE THINGS
THAT YOU DO.

WHY DO WE HAVE TO TAKE SOMETHING SO FAR

THAT IT CAN'T BE TAKEN BACK?

I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
BECAUSE WE'RE YOUNG.

AND WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG,
EVERY LITTLE THING

SEEMS SO BIG.

JOEL, YOU'VE GOT A GUN.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
YOU'VE GOT A GUN, JOEL.

YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT DUMAS.

AND YOU'RE LUCKY IT'S NOT
POINTED AT YOU, MAN, ALL RIGHT?

OH, REALLY?

YEAH, REALLY.

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME

THAT YOU'RE
SO PISSED OFF AT ME

THAT THIS POOR BASTARD IS
GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF IT?

WELL, MAYBE THAT GUN ISPOINTED
IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.

KELLER, MAN, SHUT UP.

NO. COME ON, WHY DON'T WE ALL
JUST MAKE THIS REAL BAD?

COME ON, LET'S SEE
HOW FAR WE CAN TAKE IT.

WHY DON'T WE DO THAT
RIGHT NOW?

WHY DON'T YOU SHOOT
DUMAS IN THE EYE?

OR BETTER YET,

MAYBE THIS WILL
MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD.

WHY DON'T YOU ALL BEAT
THE SHIT OUT OF ME?

COME ON, IT'LL MAKE YOU
FEEL GOOD.

YOU GUYS
MAKE ME SICK.

I'M GONNA GO DOWN
BY MY CAR

AND I'M GONNA
DRINK A BEER.

IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES
WOULD CARE TO JOIN ME,

FEEL FREE.

HEY, COME ON,
JOEL, MAN.

JOEL, COME ON.

IT'S NOT WORTH IT, MAN.

IT'S NOT WORTH IT.

♪ STAND UP AND TAKE IT ♪

♪ IT'S ALL I CAN DO ♪

♪ AM I THE WORSE ♪

♪ FOR TRYING? ♪

♪ NEITHER USELESS NOR IMPROVED ♪

♪ WITH MY HEART WIDE OPEN ♪

♪ SOMETIMES I FEEL SO SMALL ♪

♪ I'VE GOT MY HOPES UP ♪

♪ PLEASE DON'T LET ME FALL ♪

♪ DREAMS COME TRUE ♪

♪ SAY THEY DO, SAY THEY DO ♪

♪ SAY THEY DO ♪

♪ DREAMS COME TRUE ♪

♪ SAY THEY DO, SAY THEY DO ♪

♪ AND I'LL STAND UP AND TAKE IT ♪

♪ OH, YES, I WILL ♪

♪ STAND UP AND TAKE IT... ♪

♪ SHOOT AT THE MOON ♪

♪ BLIND FAITH OR HALLUCINATION ♪

♪ HOW DO YOU TELL BETWEEN THE TWO? ♪

WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU WANT?

MISS DIAMOND, I GOTTA
SEE LAINIE RIGHT AWAY.

SHE WAS VERY UPSET, BOBBY.
SHE'S RESTING.

RESTING? NO, SHE CAN'T REST.
PLEASE DON'T LET HER GO TO SLEEP.

EITHER YOU LEAVE
OR I'M CALLING THE POLICE.

- NO, I'VE GOT TO SEE HER.
- BACK UP, PAL.

NO. NO.

YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M SORRY.
I'M WAY OUT OF CONTROL.

I'VE HAD A BAD NIGHT.
I'M SORRY.

♪ SAY THEY DO, SAY THEY DO ♪

♪ SAY THEY DO ♪

♪ DREAMS COME TRUE ♪

♪ SAY THEY DO, SAY THEY DO ♪

♪ AND I'LL STAND UP AND TAKE IT ♪

♪ OH, YES, I WILL ♪

♪ YES, I WILL ♪

♪ I'M GONNA STAND UP ♪

♪ AND TAKE IT... ♪

NO! NO!

WAKE UP.

LAINIE, YOU CAN'T SLEEP.
WAKE UP.

GENA!

LAINIE, LAINIE,
WAKE UP.

LAINIE.

LAINIE, WAKE UP.

NO! NO! NO!

OH, MY GOD.
GET HIM OFF. GET HIM OFF.

- NO!
- JESUS CHRIST.

NO, NO, NO.

WHAT DID HE DO
TO YOU?

BASTARD!

GENA.

♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS ♪

♪ DREAMS ♪

♪ TO REMEMBER ♪

♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS ♪

♪ DREAMS ♪

♪ TO REMEMBER ♪

♪ HONEY, I SAW YOU
THERE LAST NIGHT ♪

♪ ANOTHER MAN'S ARMS
HOLDING YOU TIGHT ♪

♪ NOBODY KNOWS WHAT
I FEEL INSIDE ♪

♪ ALL I KNOW, I WALKED
AWAY AND CRIED ♪

♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS ♪

♪ DREAMS ♪

♪ TO REMEMBER ♪

♪ LISTEN TO ME ♪

♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS,
ROUGH DREAMS ♪

♪ DREAMS TO REMEMBER ♪

♪ I KNOW YOU SAID ♪

♪ HE WAS JUST A FRIEND ♪

♪ BUT I SAW HIM KISS
YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN ♪

♪ THESE EYES OF MINE ♪

♪ THEY DON'T FOOL ME ♪

♪ WHY DID HE HOLD
YOU SO TENDERLY? ♪

♪ I'VE GOT DREAMS ♪

♪ DREAMS ♪

♪ TO REMEMBER ♪

♪ LISTEN, HONEY,
I'VE GOT DREAMS ♪

♪ ROUGH DREAMS ♪

♪ DREAMS TO REMEMBER ♪

♪ I STILL WANT YOU TO STAY ♪

♪ I STILL LOVE YOU ANYWAY ♪

♪ I DON'T WANT YOU
TO EVER LEAVE... ♪

Bobby:
ATTENTION, POPS.

YOUR RIDE IS SLOWLY
COMING TO AN END.

PLEASE REMAIN SEATED.

AND REMEMBER, FAITH ISN'T
SOMETHING YOU FIND.

IT'S SOMETHING
YOU HAVE.

AND YOU KNOW THAT STUFF
I TOLD YOU

ABOUT LOSING GENA
AND ALL THAT?

WELL, I MADE IT UP.

SORRY, BUT IT DID MAKE
FOR A GREAT STORY.

HEH!

♪ Now I can remember ♪

♪ The dress that you wore ♪

♪ But I never really understood ♪

♪ What all the tears were for ♪

♪ And you looked so young ♪

♪ On that sweet summer morning ♪

♪ And I thought that you would stay the same ♪

♪ The way you were before... ♪

A COOKIE?

I BROUGHT YOU YOUR TEA,
BUT YOU LOOKED LIKE

YOU WERE HAVING
SUCH A LOVELY NAP.

IS SOMETHING WRONG?

YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW,
DO YOU?

COLEMAN, ARE YOU OKAY?

I'M SORRY I'M A LITTLE
OUT OF IT.

I LOVE YOU, THOUGH.

OH, COLEY,

I LOVE YOU TOO.

ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME ABOUT
YOUR INCREDIBLE DREAM?

NO, NO DREAM.

WHAT'S WITH THE MUSIC?

I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST FELT LIKE
LISTENING TO THIS.

YOU'RE ACTING
SO STRANGE.

WHY DON'T YOU
GO MEDITATE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I THINK I'LL GO
WORK IN THE GARDEN.

IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO RELAX.

I'VE EARNED IT.

I JUST WANT TO ENJOY

LIFE WITH YOU.

YOU ARE
THE SWEETEST MAN.

♪ Time runs free ♪

♪ Time runs wild like the child ♪

♪ That's living inside of me ♪

COLEMAN.

WELL, HOW?

FAITH.

I PLANTED SOME
NEW BULBS TODAY.

- OH, I KNOW. THANK YOU.
- YEAH.

- OH, DEAR.
- WHAT?

IT'S OKAY.
GO ON THROUGH.

YOU'RE WELCOME
TO USE THE PROPERTY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

BUT WE'LL GO AROUND.

NO, PLEASE.

NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

MAYBE ANOTHER DAY.

THE INVITATION'S OPEN,
ANYTIME.

WELL, THANK YOU,

BUT HAVE A NICE DAY.

YOU TOO, BOBBY.

♪ AND IF YOU SHOULD SURVIVE ♪

♪ TO 105 ♪

♪ THINK OF ALL YOU DERIVE ♪

♪ OUT OF BEING ALIVE ♪

♪ AND HERE IS THE BEST PART ♪

♪ YOU'VE HAD A HEAD START ♪

♪ IF YOU ARE AMONG ♪

♪ THE VERY YOUNG ♪

♪ AT HEART ♪

♪ STARS SHINING BRIGHT ABOVE YOU ♪

♪ AND NIGHT BREEZES SEEM TO WHISPER ♪

♪ "I LOVE YOU" ♪

♪ BIRDS SINGING IN THE SYCAMORE TREE ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME ♪

♪ SAY NIGHTY-NIGHT AND KISS ME ♪

♪ JUST HOLD ME TIGHT ♪

♪ TELL ME YOU'LL MISS ME ♪

♪ WHILE I'M ALONE AND BLUE AS CAN BE ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME ♪

♪ STARS FADING ♪

♪ BUT I LINGER ON ♪

♪ STILL CRAVING YOUR KISS ♪

♪ I'M LONGING TO LINGER ♪

♪ TILL DAWN ♪

♪ JUST SAYING THIS, SAY IT ♪

♪ SWEET DREAMS TILL SUNBEAMS FIND YOU ♪

♪ SWEET DREAMS THAT LEAVE ALL WORRIES ♪

♪ BEHIND YOU ♪

♪ BUT IN YOUR DREAMS, WHATEVER THEY BE ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME, YEAH ♪

♪ STARS FADING ♪

♪ BUT I LINGER ON, DEAR ♪

♪ CRAVING YOUR KISS ♪

♪ I'M LONGING TO LINGER ♪

♪ TILL DAWN, DEAR ♪

♪ JUST SAYING THIS ♪

♪ SWEET DREAMS TILL SUNBEAMS FIND YOU ♪

♪ SWEET DREAMS THAT LEAVE ALL WORRIES ♪

♪ BEHIND YOU ♪

♪ BUT IN YOUR DREAMS, WHATEVER THEY BE ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME, YEAH ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM ♪

♪ OF ME, YEAH ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME, YEAH ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM ♪

♪ OF ME ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME... ♪

♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH... ♪

♪ OH, YEAH ♪

♪ STARS SHINING BRIGHT ABOVE YOU ♪

♪ NIGHT BREEZES SEEM TO WHISPER ♪

♪ "I LOVE YOU" ♪

♪ BIRDS SINGING IN THE SYCAMORE TREE ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME ♪

♪ JUST SAY GOOD NIGHT AND KISS ME ♪

♪ JUST HOLD ME TIGHT ♪

♪ AND TELL ME YOU'LL MISS ME ♪

♪ WHILE I'M ALONE AND BLUE AS CAN BE ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME ♪

♪ STARS FADING ♪

♪ BUT I LINGER ON ♪

♪ STILL CRAVING YOUR KISS ♪

♪ AND I'M LONGING TO LINGER ♪

♪ TILL DAWN ♪

♪ JUST SAYING THIS ♪

♪ SWEET DREAMS TILL SUNBEAMS FIND YOU ♪

♪ SWEET DREAMS THAT LEAVE ALL WORRIES ♪

♪ BEHIND YOU ♪

♪ BUT IN YOUR DREAMS, WHATEVER THEY BE ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME, YEAH ♪

♪ STARS FADING ♪

♪ BUT I LINGER ON ♪

♪ STILL CRAVING YOUR KISS ♪

♪ AND I'M LONGING TO LINGER ♪

♪ TILL DAWN ♪

♪ JUST SAYING THIS ♪

♪ SWEET DREAMS TILL SUNBEAMS FIND YOU ♪

♪ SWEET DREAMS THAT LEAVE ALL WORRIES ♪

♪ BEHIND YOU ♪

♪ BUT IN YOUR DREAMS, WHATEVER THEY BE ♪

♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME ♪

♪ STILL CRAVING ♪

♪ YOUR KISS ♪

♪ AND I'M LONGING ♪

♪ TO LINGER TILL DAWN ♪

♪ SO DREAM ♪

♪ A LITTLE DREAM ♪

♪ OF ME ♪