Dr. Dolittle 3 (2006) Movie Script

[ Man Narrating ]

I LOVE THIS PLACE.

I REALLY DO.

IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO HANG

YOUR HAT, OR LIFT YOUR LEG.

IT'S SO ME.

THE BAY BREEZE,

THE GOLDEN GATE,

FISHERMAN'S WHARF,

THE FEMALES.

[ Barking ]

YEAH.

DON'T EVEN GET THIS DOG

STARTED ON THE FEMALES.

JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY

A GIRL SIPS HER LATTE...

THAT GETS ME A LITTLE

HOT UNDER THE COLLAR.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME.

LET'S TALK ABOUT

WHY WE'RE HERE--

THE DOLITTLES.

MAYA DOLITTLE, THAT IS.

NOT THE DOCTOR.

THE DAUGHTER.

SEE, SHE'S ADJUSTING. SHE'S

GOING THROUGH THAT WEIRD

PERIOD...

THAT EVERY

ONE-IN-A-TRILLION GIRLS

GO THROUGH.

IT'S NOT EVERY DAY

A YOUNG WOMAN WAKES UP

AND REALIZES...

SHE CAN TALK TO ANIMALS

AND WE CAN TALK TO HER.

[ Screams ]

[ Horn Honking ]

[ Tires Squealing ]

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU

ACTUALLY HAD YOUR LICENSE?

JUST CHILL OUT.

I HAVE EVERYTHING

UNDER CONTROL NOW.

WHATEVER. JUST DON'T KILL ME

BEFORE THE PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT.

I BURNED THE DOPEST CD

FOR EVERYONE TO FREAK TO.

OH, MY GOD. I JUST HAD

THE BEST IDEA.

WHAT?

HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY AT THE END

OF SUMMER. WE'LL MAKE SURE

IT'S OFF THE CHAIN.

THEN NEXT YEAR, YOU'LL BE

PART OF THE "A" LIST WITH ME.

I DON'T KNOW HOW

TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT YOU'VE

BEEN MORE OF A "B" LATELY.

WHICH WOULD MAKE ME

A "C" AT BEST.

OH, I AM SO HATING MY

SOCIAL STATUS RIGHT NOW.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT,

RUNNING AROUND TALKING

TO ANIMALS ALL THE TIME?

I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES.

I DON'T TALK TO THEM.

THEY KEEP TALKING TO ME.

- MAYA, WATCH OUT!

- OH, NO!

[ Tires Squealing ]

[ Cars Honking ]

[ Man ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR, LADY?

I WAS GONNA PEE ON THAT!

[ Man ]

SHE ALMOST HIT A DOG!

HOW BAD?

OH, NO.

- YOU DRIVE LIKE AN ANIMAL.

- ARE YOU NUTS? YOU CAN GET

PEOPLE KILLED LIKE THAT!

DON'T TELL IT TO ME,

TELL IT TO THE PIG.

[ Clears Throat ]

[ Chuckles Nervously ]

[ School Bell Ringing ]

[ Gasps ]

SO I TALKED TO HEATHER,

WHO TEXT-MESSAGED MANDY,

WHO I.M.'ed CHRISTY,

WHO TWO-WAYED WITH TAMMY,

AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS...

WE'RE BOTH INVITED

TO THE PARTY TONIGHT!

OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE THE BEST!

SO THEN I INVITED THEM

TO YOUR PARTY

AT THE END OF SUMMER.

YOU DID WHAT?

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE.

RUDE? RUDE IS INVITING

SOMEBODY TO A PARTY THAT

DOESN'T EVEN EXIST YET.

LOOK, DO YOU WANT

TO BE IN OR NOT?

SO, MAYA, I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING

A BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS SUMMER.

YES, AND IT WOULD BE SO COOL

IF ALL OF YOU GUYS CAME.

- I MEAN--

- I ASSUME YOU'RE HAVING IT

SOMEWHERE WORTHWHILE?

- WELL, I DON'T

REALLY KNOW YET, BUT--

- IT'S ON A BOAT.

- LIKE A ROWBOAT?

- ACTUALLY, IT'S ON...

A HUGE,

P. DIDDY-LIKE BOAT.

HOW MTV OF YOU.

WE'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

THAT IS SO FRESHMAN YEAR.

THEY'RE SO COMING.

I CAN FEEL IT.

ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU READY?

WE GOTTA GO.

WE GOTTA HELP SET UP

FOR SENIOR DAY.

- TWENTY MINUTES, PEOPLE.

- HEY, DUDE, YOU ROLLING

TO THE JUMP OFF TONIGHT?

YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA

BE OFF THE HOOK.

HI, CARL.

HE NODDED AT ME. DID YOU SEE?

KEEP IT UP, AND HE MIGHT

ACTUALLY TALK TO YOU.

OH, NICE SHOT,

YOU FRIGGIN' MORON.

- GIVE THE BIRD A BREAK, DUDE.

- WHAT'S WITH YOU

AND THAT DUMB THING ANYWAY?

I JUST FEEL BAD FOR HIM,

BEING LOCKED UP IN A CAGE

ALL THE TIME.

THEN LET HIM OUT

IF YOU FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM.

HOW? THE ONLY PERSON

THAT HAS THE COMBINATION

IS PRINCIPAL THOMAS.

- AW, GEEZ, IT'S 8-15-27.

- HEY, GUYS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY

8-15-27.

GREAT. THE FREAK

THAT TALKS TO ANIMALS.

WAIT, LET ME GUESS.

THE HAWK TOLD YOU THE COMBO?

SO? WHAT IF HE DID?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE

A JERK ABOUT IT.

GO AHEAD THEN, CARL.

LET THE BIRD OUT.

I DARE YOU.

[ Combination Lock Clicking ]

[ Carl ]

ALL RIGHT,

SHAKE A TAIL FEATHER.

- OH, THANKS A LOT, PAL.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

- [ Girl Screams ]

[ Hawk ]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

THE HAWK HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

- SWEET.

- HEY, I OWE YOU ONE.

OH, NO!

WELL, IF IT ISN'T

MAYA DOLITTLE.

ANYBODY WHO IS ANYBODY

IS GONNA BE THERE.

I EVEN HEARD CARL CALL IT

THE PARTY OF THE YEAR.

PARTIES? OOH, LA, LA.

I LOVE PARTIES.

I'M SURE YOU DO.

- NOW--

- OH, IT'S THAT

KIND OF PARTY.

- TELL ME WHERE IT HURTS.

- OKAY, I'M READY.

SO, IS THE PARTY

IN THE NEIGHBORHOO-OO-OD?

[ Rubber Glove Squeaking ]

** [ Pop ]

[ Woman ]

* YOU CANNOT RUN

YOU CANNOT HIDE *

COOL.

NOW I CAN SEE IN COLOR.

* THEY DON'T GIVE UP

AND I DON'T GIVE IN *

* BOYS ARE MADE FOR PLEASURE

GIRLS ARE MADE FOR SIN *

* EXCUSES ALL AROUND *

* THEY TRY TO GET YOU DOWN *

* SAYING COME ON, BABY

SHOW IT *

* COME ON, BABY, SHOW IT

COME IN AND MEET THE BOYS

GET DOWN AND SEE THE TOYS *

* BUT I DON'T WANT TO FEEL LIKE

I DON'T WANT TO FEEL LIKE *

* ANY OTHER GIRL

ANY OTHER GIRL **

OH, YES, DEFINITELY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, LUCKY?

I WAS THINKING SOMETHING,

YOU KNOW, FURRIER.

I'M SERIOUS.

THIS PARTY IS

AS BIG AS IT GETS.

[ Lucky ]

YOU LOOK GREAT, KID.

[ Turns Off Stereo ]

WE WERE LISTENING TO THAT.

I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE

WITH YOUR PRINCIPAL,

AND I SAW WHAT YOU DID

TO MY CAR.

SMELLS LIKE TROUBLE.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD

AN INTERESTING AFTERNOON.

YEAH, BUT IT WASN'T

MY FAULT.

I WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS CARL,

AND THERE WAS THIS BIRD,

AND, YOU KNOW--

I WAS 17 ONCE TOO, MAYA.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

GOING THROUGH.

OH, REALLY?

SO ANIMALS CHATTERED

AT YOU 24-7?

NO, BUT I DO KNOW

WHAT IT'S LIKE

TO WANT TO FIT IN.

OH, GOOD. THEN YOU KNOW EXACTLY

WHY I HAVE TO FINISH GETTING

READY FOR THE PARTY.

I'M SORRY, SWEETIE,

BUT I THINK YOU HAVE

EARNED YOURSELF A NIGHT IN.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD.

I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS LOOK

FOR HOURS.

- ANY LONGER,

I WOULD'VE PEED ON THE BED.

- IT'S JUST ONE NIGHT.

BUT WHY DOES IT

HAVE TO BE TONIGHT?

"OH, WHERE'S MAYA?"

"OH, SHE'S AT HOME, GROUNDED."

I MIGHT AS WELL TELL EVERYBODY

YOU PUT ME IN A TIME-OUT.

I'M SURE THERE'LL BE

OTHER PARTIES.

LUCKY, I NEED A FAVOR.

GIVE ME A BONE

AND A BELLY RUB,

AND I'M YOUR MAN.

** [ Hip-hop On Stereo ]

LOOK, WE WERE LUCKY

TO EVEN GET INVITED, RIGHT?

SO I THINK THE BEST APPROACH

IN A CASE LIKE THIS IS JUST,

YOU KNOW, KEEP A LOW PROFILE.

DEFINITELY.

LOW PRO ALL THE WAY.

LET'S GET

THIS PARTY STARTED, PEOPLE!

SHH!

SORRY.

I GUESS I GOT

A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY.

WE'LL BE LUCKY IF ANYBODY

EVEN TALKS TO US AFTER THAT.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF,

GIRLFRIEND.

I JUST WANTED TO SAY

THANKS FOR TAKING THE RAP

FOR ME EARLIER.

WELL, PLEASE, IT WAS...

TOTALLY MY PLEASURE.

COOL.

SO YOU WANT TO DANCE?

MM-HMM.

COME ON.

CHARISSE IS FINE,

BUT I'M GETTING REALLY

WORRIED ABOUT MAYA, JOHN.

I KNOW THAT YOU

HAD TROUBLE AT FIRST,

BUT YOU WERE A GROWN MAN.

MAYA'S A 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL

TRYING TO FIGURE LIFE OUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK I MIGHT

HAVE AN IDEA.

I'M GONNA GO

TALK TO HER ABOUT IT

RIGHT NOW.

** [ Continues ]

MAYA! MAYA, COME DOWN!

HEY, MAYA, IF YOU WON'T SING,

YOU AT LEAST GOT TO

GET US DANCING.

- VIV! LOW PRO, REMEMBER?

- OH, FORGET THAT!

YOU'RE THE BEST DANCER HERE.

STEP UP, GIRL!

COME ON, MAYA.

LET'S GO.

[ Door Shuts ]

[ Chuckling ]

WHAT A DOOFUS,

AND IT'S HER WIG.

HEY, GIRL!

[ Boy ] HEY, IS THAT CARL

WITH MAYA DOLITTLE?

[ Viv ] SURE IS.

CARL, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING WITH HER?

GIRL, I'M GROOVIN'.

EW.

HE MUST BE

OUT OF HIS MIND.

[ Viv ]

HEY, JUSTIN, TURN AROUND.

CHECK HER OUT. WHOO!

THAT DANCE IS SICK!

THESE MOVES ARE TIGHT.

[ Girl ]

SHE'S PRETTY GOOD.

[ Viv ]

I TOLD YOU, GIRL.

DR. MAYA! MY BUTT IS READY

TO ROCK AND ROLL. LET'S GET

THIS PARTY STARTED, PEOPLE.

[ Giggling ]

- BOMBS AWAY!

- WHAT THE--

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

- LOOK OUT BELOW!

- IS IT HAILING?

- OOH, I'M SO BAD.

- OH, NO, WHAT IS HE

DOING HERE?

I'M POPPING, I'M LOCKING,

I'M POPPING, I'M LOCKING.

[ Viv ] MAYA, WHAT ARE

YOU DOING? THIS LOOKS WEIRD.

GO AWAY. GET OUT OF HERE. SHOO!

- WHAT KIND OF MOVE IS THAT?

- IT'S TIME TO GET MY FREAK ON.

YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING THIS TO ME.

YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING.

LEAVE ME ALONE.

[ Record Needle Scratches ]

** [ Song Ends ]

WHAT?

** [ Hip-hop Song Starts ]

WE WERE JUST FOLLOWING YOU.

HERE I COME.

MONKEY ON THE MOVE!

OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO!

TIME TO MEET SOME LADIES.

THIS WAY TO THE BAR, GIRLS.

IT'S LADIES NIGHT!

EW! IS THAT WHAT

I THINK IT IS?

- CHECK IT OUT.

IT'S IMPORTED FROM FRANCE.

- YOU SPIKED THE PUNCH?

DON'T WORRY,

IT'S GOOD STUFF.

[ Hiccups ]

WAIT.

IS MAYA TALKING TO IT?

- OH, NO.

- WHO BROUGHT HER ANYWAY?

UM, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CD?

AU REVOIR,

PARTY POOPERS.

[ Scoffs ]

COME ON, CARL.

LET'S DANCE.

LOOK, JUST LEAVE NOW,

AND I WON'T TELL--

OH, NO.

WHERE'D YOU GO?

** [ Monkey Singing

In Distance, Indistinct ]

THE MONKEY GAVE IT TO YOU.

YOU REALLY EXPECT ME

TO BELIEVE THAT?

YEAH.

THE MONKEY FROM DAD'S CLINIC

FOLLOWED ME TO THE PARTY AND--

OH, THE PARTY THAT

YOU SNUCK OUT TO ATTEND?

- UH-OH.

- WELL, YEAH,

BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

THEN WHOSE

FAULT IS IT?

- THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD.

- I ALREADY TOLD YOU.

IT'S THE MONKEY'S.

OH, THE MONKEY,

THE HAWK, THE DOG.

- THE DOG? I WASN'T

EVEN THERE. "THE DOG."

- GOD, DO YOU EVER SHUT UP?

DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, GIRL,

HATE THE GAME.

YOU SEE,

THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

I'M ALWAYS TALKING

TO ANIMALS, MOM.

I NEED THEM TO STOP.

NO, YOU NEED TO STOP.

I THINK MAYBE YOU NEED

TO START THINKING...

SERIOUSLY ABOUT

WHO YOU REALLY ARE...

AND WHAT YOUR FUTURE

HAS IN STORE FOR YOU.

OKAY, WELL, I GUESS I CAN

TAKE A COUPLE OF WEEKS OFF

FROM THE CLINIC.

YOU KNOW, JUST TO GET

MY HEAD TOGETHER,

AND MAYBE GO DOWN TO THE BEACH,

AND DO A LITTLE

SHOPPING WITH VIV.

THE BEACH?

I COULD USE A TAN.

I'M TALKING ABOUT

A COMPLETE BREAK,

A TOTAL CHANGE

OF SCENERY.

THERE'S THIS CAMP-- A RANCH,

ACTUALLY-- THAT I WENT TO

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.

WAIT.

[ Chuckles ]

A RANCH?

YEAH, THAT'S

A GOOD ONE, MOM,

BUT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW I'M NOT

REALLY A RANCH KIND OF GIRL.

I THINK THIS COULD BE

A REALLY GOOD THING FOR YOU.

MOM, YOU ARE NOT ME.

OH, GOD, MOM!

YOU'RE SENDING ME AWAY?

TO A RANCH, WITH ANIMALS?

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

- MAYA, YOU LOVE ANIMALS.

- OKAY, MOM, JUST LISTEN

TO ME FOR ONE SECOND.

I WAS ALMOST "B" CROWD ONCE,

AND THEN I STARTED TALKING

TO ANIMALS,

AND I WENT

STRAIGHT TO A "C."

I'D JUST BE HAPPY

BEING BACK TO B-MINUS,

LIKE THE SWIM-TEAM PEOPLE.

- OR THE CHESS CLUB EVEN.

- I'M SORRY, SWEETIE.

I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.

- BUT YOU'RE PUNISHING ME

FOR SOMETHING I CAN'T CONTROL.

- I AM NOT PUNISHING YOU.

YOU HAVE A GIFT AND YOU NEED

TO LEARN TO ACCEPT IT.

I'D RATHER RETURN IT.

I WANNA TALK TO DADDY.

I ALREADY DID.

HE THINKS IT'S

A GREAT IDEA.

WELL, YOU'D BETTER

GET SOME SLEEP, BECAUSE

THE BUS LEAVES AT NOON.

WHAT? I'M LEAVING TOMORROW?

DURANGO IS

A GREAT PLACE.

- YOU'RE GONNA

THANK ME ONE DAY.

- NO, I WON'T!

MOM, I JUST WANNA

BE NORMAL.

I WISH I WASN'T A DOLITTLE.

MOM, I'M SERIOUS!

I'M NOT GOING!

A RANCH?

WHAT WOULD I EVEN WEAR?

OH, MY GOD, MY HAIR.

I THINK I JUST WENT STRAIGHT

FROM A "C" TO AN "F."

"F's" GOOD. "F."

"F" IS THE NEW "B."

MOM, I CAN'T BELIEVE

I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS.

JUST GIVE IT

A CHANCE, HONEY.

I PROMISE, ONE DAY--

YES, I KNOW.

ONE DAY I'LL THANK YOU.

JUST DO YOUR BEST TO HAVE

A GOOD TIME AND EVERYTHING

IS GONNA WORK ITSELF OUT.

GO ON.

I DON'T KNOW

IF I CAN DO THIS, LUCKY.

SURE YOU CAN.

JUST DO WHAT I DO.

AND WHAT IS THAT, DRINK OUT

OF THE TOILET BOWL?

NO, I TAKE IT

ONE DAY AT A TIME.

YEAH, THANKS FOR THE ADVICE,

DR. PHIL.

STAY OFF MY BED

WHILE I'M GONE.

OH, YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.

NOT.

[ Chuckles ]

NOT.

HE GOT YOU THAT RING?

YEAH. I THINK SO TOO.

WHAT HAPPENED? YOU MISS

THE BUS TO THE MALL?

[ Girls Giggle ]

YEAH, BUT THAT WAS ONLY

BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT...

HOW MUCH MAKEUP WE WERE

GONNA NEED FOR YOUR MAKEOVER.

WHOA.

SORRY ABOUT THAT, MAN.

IT'S GONNA BE

LIKE THAT, HUH?

YOU'RE THE ONE MESSING WITH ME.

LADIES, LADIES.

COME ON, NOW. CALM DOWN.

PAPA'S HERE, ALL RIGHT?

WE DON'T NEED TO ARGUE.

WHERE'S THE LOVE?

SORRY, DUDE.

DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT.

IT'S A BIG BAG.

[ Boy ]

IT'S NOT THE ONLY THING.

COMING THROUGH.

- EXCUSE ME.

THESE ARE BIG BAGS.

- YEAH. WATCH OUT.

[ Coughing ]

STOP!

[ Spraying ]

OH, COME ON!

ANYBODY WANT SOME OFF?

SOME "BACK OFF"

IS MORE LIKE IT.

WHAT? IT'S GOOD

TO BE PREPARED.

PREPARED FOR WHAT, MALARIA?

HEY, COME ON.

I'VE GOT DOUGHNUTS HERE.

D-NUT? D-NUT?

WANT A DOUGHNUT? D-NUT?

ALL RIGHT, COOL.

HOW ABOUT YOU?

YOU WANT ONE?

NO.

WHOA. WHOOPSIE DAISIES.

FIVE-SECOND RULE'S

STILL IN EFFECT.

THIS IS GONNA BE

ONE LONG SUMMER.

[ Sighs ]

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

YOU HOMESICK ALREADY?

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.

NO, AND I DON'T NEED

TO KNOW YOU EITHER, OKAY?

I CAN SPOT YOUR TYPE A MILLION

MILES AWAY. TRUST ME.

HEY, HEY, HEY!

LET'S PLAY THE QUIET GAME, HUH?

HMM? WINNER GETS A DATE

WITH YOURS TRULY.

[ Chuckling ]

SHOULDN'T YOU BE, LIKE,

AT FAT CAMP OR SOMETHING?

LOOK, MY BONES ARE LARGE.

ALL RIGHT?

MM-HMM.

WHATEVER HELPS YOU

SLEEP AT NIGHT.

HYAH!

WOW, THIS IS GORGEOUS.

[ Driver ]

OH, THAT'S SILVER SPURS.

ONE OF THE OTHER RANCHES.

YOUR RANCH IS OVER THERE.

- [ Cow Mooing ]

- [ Girl ]

OH, NO.

[ Girl ]

YEAH! FINALLY, WE'RE HERE!

[ Boy ] EXCUSE MOI.

[ Girl ] COME ON. MOVE.

I WANNA GET OFF THE BUS.

[ Boy #2 ]

SOMETHING STINKS.

[ Boy ] SORRY. SORRY.

OKAY, CLEARLY,

THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.

I SAID "A-LIST"

NOT "HAY LIST."

[ Line Ringing ]

HELLO?

MOM, ARE YOU THERE?

[ Snoring ]

MOM? MOM, ARE YOU THERE?

PICK UP.

- MAYA!

- COME ON. PICK UP. IT'S ME.

MAYA, I'M COMING, I'M COMING.

JUST HANG ON. JUST KEEP YAPPING.

IT'S AWFUL OUT HERE.

CALL ME WHENEVER YOU

GET THIS MESSAGE.

I NEED YOU TO COME

PICK ME UP.

MAYA! MAYA!

WHERE'S THE FREAKIN' BUTTON?

I REALLY NEED

TO LEARN HOW TO READ.

OKAY, BYE.

I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

[ Girl ]

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

[ Horse Whinnies ]

WHOA! HA! EASY! HO! WHOA!

[ Girl ]

YO, PRINCESS, WHAT YOU

LOOKING AT OVER THERE?

ON SECOND THOUGHT,

MAYBE THIS PLACE

ISN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL.

THAT'S THE ONLY SMART THING

YOU'VE SAID ALL DAY.

HO!

[ Whinnying ]

[ Girl ]

MM-MM-MM!

WHO ARE YOU?

I'LL BE BACK TO YOU LATER.

[ Horse Snorts ]

[ Boy ] IS THAT CRAP OR--

[ Boy #2 ] I THINK I JUST

STEPPED ON SOMETHING.

HOWDY. WELCOME TO DURANGO.

I'M BO.

WOW, BO. THAT WAS AMAZING

WHAT YOU DID OVER THERE

WITH THAT HORSE.

DO YOU, LIKE, WORK HERE

OR SOMETHING?

[ Chuckles ]

I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THAT.

- MY DAD OWNS THIS PLACE.

- [ Together ]

COOL.

FIRST THING WE NEED TO DO

IS GET YOU GUYS UNPACKED,

AND WE CAN

GO AHEAD AND--

YOU HAVE AMAZING EYES.

[ All Laughing ]

THANK YOU.

THAT'S, UH, MIGHTY KIND

OF YOU TO SAY THAT.

OH, NO.

PLEASE TELL ME I DIDN'T

JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD.

DON'T WORRY. I WON'T EVEN

HOLD IT AGAINST YOU. BY THE WAY,

I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME.

OH, I'M BROOKLYN.

BROOKLYN WEBSTER.

OKAY, BROOKLYN WEBSTER.

HOW YOU DOING?

- I-I'M DOING MUCH BETTER NOW.

[ Giggles ]

- I'M MAYA.

MAYA DO--

DOLORES.

MAYA DOLORES HANES.

OKAY, WELL, THAT'S

AN INTERESTING NAME RIGHT THERE.

WELL, NOT REALLY.

JUST YOUR SIMPLE, PLAIN JANE

KIND OF LAST NAME.

NOTHING REALLY

SPECIAL ABOUT IT.

I REALLY LIKE

THOSE CHAPS ON YOU.

THOSE LOOK... FANTASTIC.

AND I LOVE YOUR HAT.

IT MAKES US LOOK

LIKE WE'RE TWINS.

[ Maya Chuckles ]

IT'S LIKE MOTHS TO A FLAME.

WELL, YOU KNOW,

IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET

BOTH OF YOU LADIES.

IT'S NICE TO MEET ALL OF YOU.

FIRST THING WE NEED TO DO

IS GET EVERYBODY UNPACKED,

AND, UH, GET YOU GUYS

ALL SETTLED IN, ALL RIGHT?

[ Together ]

OKAY.

[ Bo ]

COME ON, EVERYBODY.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU ALL

TO THE BUNKHOUSE,

AND THEN WE CAN ALL GET STARTED

ON SOME RANCHING CHORES.

[ Maya ] SWELL.

[ Girl ]

I WANT THE BED

WITH THE WINDOW. WHOO-WEE!

[ Brooklyn ]

CHECK OUT THE BLANKETS.

COOL! YEAH!

[ Water Gurgling ]

OH, WHAT A DUMP.

OH! WHAT, WERE YOU

EXPECTING THE FOUR SEASONS

OR SOMETHING?

OKAY, DID I DO

SOMETHING SPECIFIC

OR ARE YOU ALWAYS SUCH A--

OH, I'M SORRY,

DID I HURT YOUR LITTLE

MISS PRISS FEELINGS?

NO, SERIOUSLY,

DO YOU ALWAYS

ACT LIKE THIS?

ONLY WHEN I SEE

SOMETHING I WANT.

AND RIGHT NOW,

I WANT BO.

SO YOU NEED

TO BACK OFF, OKAY?

THANK YOU.

HEY, JUD.

I GOT THOSE ANIMALS

LOADED UP AND READY TO GO.

OKAY, WALT. WELL, I SURE

APPRECIATE YOU TAKING THAT

LIVESTOCK OFF MY HANDS.

THAT'S WHAT

NEIGHBORS ARE FOR.

DESPITE ALWAYS WHIPPING

YOUR BUTT AT THE RODEO,

THE SILVER SPURS

HAS ALWAYS CONSIDERED...

THE DURANGO

AN OLD FRIEND.

MMM.

NOW, IF THERE'S

ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO,

YOU JUST LET ME KNOW.

I'VE ALWAYS GOT MY EYES OPEN

FOR A GOOD PIECE OF LAND.

YEAH, I'M SURE YOU DO.

WELL, WALT, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I GOT SOME NEW RECRUITS UP THERE

WAITING ON ME.

YOU TAKE CARE, JUD.

YEAH. YOU DO

THE SAME, WALTER.

[ Chuckling ]

GOATSIES, GOATSIES.

[ Bleating ]

[ Whizzing ]

[ Pigs Grunting ]

HMM.

[ Imitates Pig ]

- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT,

FAT BOY?

- [ Chuckles ] SILLY PIGS.

WHY, YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME,

PORK CHOP?

- [ Laughs ]

- DO I LOOK FUNNY TO YOU, HUH?

WHAT? I GOT A BOOG?

[ Sniffles ]

I GET IT?

EW.

GONE?

YOU HUNGRY?

[ Pig ] WHERE YOU GOING?

I AIN'T FINISHED WITH YOU!

HEY, I'LL SEE YOU

AT THE BUFFET TABLE.

HEY, GANG. I'M JUD JONES.

WELCOME TO DURANGO.

I IMAGINE MOST OF YOU ALL

ALREADY MET MY SON BO HERE.

[ Grunts ]

NOW, WE'RE GONNA BE WORKING

REAL HARD HERE AT DURANGO

FOR THE NEXT SIX WEEKS,

GETTING YOU ALL READY

TO RIDE IN THE LOCAL RODEO.

AND ANYONE THAT TRAINS HARD

ENOUGH CAN TAKE A SHOT...

AT THE INDIVIDUAL COMPETITION,

AND, WHO KNOWS?

YOU MIGHT JUST GET TO WIN

ONE OF THOSE NICE, BIG

SHINY TROPHIES.

WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER

IF WE JUST WATCHED IT ON TV?

SHUT UP.

SO, YOU MEAN THAT

WE'RE NOT GONNA BE

COMPETING AS A TEAM?

NO, SON. I'M AFRAID

THAT THE DURANGO RANCH

DOESN'T ENTER INTO...

THE TEAM PORTION

OF THE COMPETITION.

HOW COME?

WELL, LET'S JUST SAY

IT'S HARD TO EXPECT

A BUNCH OF CITY FOLK...

TO COMPETE AGAINST

EXPERIENCED COWBOYS.

- BUT WHO'S READY TO

BECOME A COWBOY IN TRAINING?

- ME!

[ Jud ]

ALL RIGHT.

AND THEY CALL ME WEIRD.

ARE YOU GONNA TEACH US HOW TO

BULL RIDE? THAT'S THE COOLEST.

[ Boy ]

YEAH!

COME ON, GANG.

THE BEST COWBOY IN THE WORLD

IS NO MATCH FOR THE RIGHT BULL

ON A BAD DAY.

BUT, UH, YOU DON'T EXPECT US

TO DO THAT OTHER STUFF, RIGHT?

OH, NO, NOT TODAY.

SHUCKS, TODAY,

YOU'RE GONNA TAKE YOURSELF

A NICE LEISURELY TRAIL RIDE.

AND TOMORROW?

TOMORROW, LITTLE LADY,

THAT'S WHEN

THE REAL WORK BEGINS.

CAN'T WAIT.

OKAY, RED.

LET'S SEE WHAT

YOU GOT.

OKAY, I CAN DO THIS.

[ Grunts ]

MAN, TYLER,

YOU ARE A WUSS.

HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU GUYS

HOW IT'S DONE, OKAY?

WATCH THIS.

[ Horse Snorts ]

- [ Clicks Teeth ]

- LET ME SHOW YOU

HOW IT'S DONE.

[ Spits ]

WHERE'S THE BATHROOM

AROUND HERE?

[ Kids Laughing ]

WATCH THIS, GUYS.

WHOA, ONE AT A TIME!

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET

THE FAT KID?

[ All Laughing ]

SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD

THAT THIRD SNICKERS.

DON'T WORRY, KID.

SHE'LL MOVE WHEN

THE TIME'S RIGHT.

WELL, LOOKS LIKE

YOU'RE UP, MAYA.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, PRINCESS?

YOU SCARED YOU MIGHT

BREAK A NAIL?

NO. IT'S JUST THAT

I'VE NEVER DONE SOMETHING

LIKE THIS BEFORE.

- I THINK I'LL TRY IT LATER.

- NEVER IS MORE LIKE IT.

[ Girl ]

BAWK, BAWK, HONEY.

[ Grunts ]

[ Horse Whinnies ]

- [ Kids Laughing ]

- AND THE PRINCESS GOES DOWN.

ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH.

YOU'VE GOT TO GET ON

FROM THIS SIDE.

DON'T WORRY, HE'S PRETTY OLD.

HE DOESN'T MOVE LIKE HE USED TO.

- OLD? I GOT YOUR OLD, BUDDY.

- [ Grunts ]

- [ Bo ]NO, NO, NO, WAIT!

WHOA! WHOA!

- OH, NO, NO.

- [ Bo ]NO, NO!

- OH, MY GOD!

[ Laughs ]

MOVE, BO!

HELP!

- COME ON, SON! MOVE!

- I THOUGHT I WAS OFF

TO A BAD START.

HYAH! COME ON!

- WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS,

STOP IT. STOP IT, SLOW DOWN.

- WHO'S THE OLD ONE NOW, HUH?

HANG ON, MAYA! HANG ON!

[ Bo ]

PULL BACK ON THE REINS!

SOMEBODY HELP ME!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

WHOA, WHOA!

YOU ALL RIGHT?

THAT'S GOOD.

NOW LET'S SEE IF WE CAN

GET YOU ON THIS THING...

THE RIGHT WAY,

OKAY?

WHOA.

ALL RIGHT.

THERE YOU GO. SEE, THERE?

NATURAL BORN RIDER.

ANY DAY, DOLORES.

HEY, BO, THANKS.

AND MAYBE LATER YOU CAN

SHOW ME HOW TO DO

ALL THIS ON MY OWN.

"MAYBE NEXT TIME

YOU CAN SHOW ME

HOW TO DO IT ON MY OWN."

YOU DON'T ACTUALLY THINK

THAT CRAP'S GONNA WORK,

DO YOU?

I'M SORRY,

I BELIEVE THE PHRASE IS,

"DON'T HATE THE PLAYER,

HATE THE GAME."

GAME ON.

[ Chuckles ]

YOU GOT SERVED.

[ Laughs ]

BYE-BYE.

[ Laughs ]

[ Whinnies ]

[ Ticking ]

[ Cows Mooing ]

[ Goats Bleating ]

[ Female Animal ]

HEY, BABE, YOU NEED

TO CLEAN UP BEFORE WE GO OUT.

[ Pig ]

YOU THINK I'M DIRTY,

YOU SHOULD SEE MY PEN.

[ Male Animal ]

HEY, BUTCH, YOU EAT HAY.

HOW DO YOU STINK LIKE THAT?

YOU'RE ROTTEN INSIDE!

LIGHT A MATCH!LIGHT A MATCH!

[ Male Animal #2 ] SHUT UP!

[ Pig ] I SLEEP ON MY OWN CRAP.

WHAT DO I CARE?

[ Male Animal #3 ] YOU SHUT UP!

[ Female Animal ]

HAVE YOU SEEN COGBURN LATELY?

[ Pig ]

NINETEEN, TWENTY,

TWENTY-ONE--

[ Male Animal #4 ]

HEY, PIG, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

[ Pig ]

I BEEN HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING,

SO THE SHEEP...

TOLD ME I SHOULD

COUNT PEOPLE.

[ Male Animal #4 ]

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

I GOT ONE. CHECK THIS OUT.

WHAT DO YOU CALL THREE COWS

SITTING IN A JACUZZI?

STEW!

[ Animals Laughing ]

[ Maya ]

DO YOU ANIMALS EVER STOP?

[ Groaning ]

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

OH. UM, WAS I TALKING

IN MY SLEEP AGAIN?

- I-I TEND TO DO THAT. SORRY.

- YOU ARE SUCH A WEIRDO.

SHUT UP.

[ Pig ]

HEY, WHAT COMES AFTER 29?

[ Male Animal #4 ]

TWENTY-TEN, DUMMY!

I KNEW THAT.

[ Crowing, Coughs ]

OH, GOD, I DON'T EVEN

KNOW WHY I BOTHER.

HEY, JUST WAKE UP

IF YOU WANT.

WHAT DO I CARE?

WHAT A JOKE.

WHEN IS JUD GOING TO REALIZE

WE GIRLS HAVE OUR NEEDS?

WOULD IT KILL THE MAN

TO GET A ROOSTER WITH

A LITTLE CHUTZPAH?

COCK-A-DOODLE-DO,

SLEEPING UGLY!

[ Snickers ]

[ Cows Mooing ]

[ Pigs Snorting ]

OH, NO!

UGH!

[ Bo ]

WHOA. WHOA. WHOA!

YOU OKAY?

I GUESS YOU WEREN'T KIDDING

ABOUT BRIGHT AND EARLY, HUH?

DAD LIKES TO GET

A HEAD START ON THE SUN,

SO I'D SAY YOU GOT

ABOUT 10 MINUTES

TILL WE GET GOING.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

SO ANYWAY,

I FINALLY REALIZED...

HITCHHIKING IS IMPOSSIBLE

WITHOUT A THUMB,

[ Laughs ]

SO I HOPPED ON THE BACK

OF A PICKUP TRUCK,

AND HERE I AM.

OH, NO.

NO, NO, NO WAY.

IT CAN'T BE!

Y'ALL BE GOOD NOW,

YOU HEAR? BYE.

HEY, MAYA!

LOOK WHO'S GONE COUNTRY.

[ Laughing ]

HEY, THERE LITTLE FELLOW.

AREN'T YOU THE CUTEST

LITTLE THING?

WHAT'S WITH

THE BABY TALK, MAYA?

I CAN HEAR YOU, REMEMBER?

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY YOU

NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

NOW, GO ON. SCRAM.

BUT-- BUT I HEARD YOUR MESSAGE.

I CAME HERE TO RESCUE YOU.

LOOK, I'M SERIOUS.

YOU CANNOT STAY HERE.

IF THE KIDS FIND OUT

I'M A DOLITTLE, I'M--

BUT YOU ARE A DOLITTLE,

AREN'T YOU?

OF COURSE I'M A DOLITTLE.

ONLY RIGHT NOW,

I'M A DOLITTLE

WHO'S FITTING IN.

IF THE ANIMALS FIND OUT

I CAN TALK TO THEM,

I'M DOOMED.

- WHY? YOU LOVE ANIMALS.

- OF COURSE I LOVE ANIMALS.

IT'S JUST THAT

IF THEY TALK TO ME,

I'M GONNA TALK BACK.

AND IF I TALK BACK,

THEN THE OTHER KIDS ARE GONNA

THINK I'M SOME KIND OF FREAK.

LOOK, YOU CAN STAY HERE

IF YOU WANT,

BUT JUST FIND SOMETHING

TO OCCUPY YOUR TIME.

OCCUPY MY TIME.

COPY THAT.

OKAY.

HEY.

THIS DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING

TO DO WITH THE BIG HUNK OF

COWBOY BEHIND YOU, DOES IT?

OH, YOU MEAN

THE REALLY CUTE ONE?

HE'S-- HE'S BEHIND ME?

[ Laughs Nervously ]

HEY.

ARE YOU TALKING

TO THAT STRAY DOG?

THEY LIKE IT FOR YOU

TO TALK TO THEM

LIKE THEY'RE PEOPLE,

BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM

FEEL IMPORTANT.

YEAH.

[ Lucky ]

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

I COME ALL THE WAY HERE

AND NOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA

IGNORE ME?

BUT I WORE A WIG. DO YOU HAVE

ANY IDEA HOW CONFUSING THAT

CAN BE TO A DOG'S IDENTITY?

GO ROUND THEM UP.

GET THEM TOGETHER.

ALL RIGHT. DURANGOS!

LET'S GO, EVERYBODY!

DURANGOS!

LET'S GO! ON THE DOUBLE!

LET'S GO.

ON THE DOUBLE.

[ Bo ]

ROUND UP! ROUND UP!

OKAY, YESTERDAY,

Y'ALL GOT YOUR FEET WET.

TODAY, YOU'RE

GOING SWIMMING.

THERE'S A POOL? SWEET!

IT'S A METAPHOR, YOU MORON.

[ Jud ]

WELL, LIKE I WAS SAYING,

IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT

WHAT YOU KIDS ARE MADE OF.

[ Fly Buzzing ]

SO BO AND THE BOYS HAVE BUILT

A COUPLE OF CONTRAPTIONS...

TO SIMULATE WHAT

AN ACTUAL RODEO

MIGHT BE LIKE.

SO REMEMBER,

HAVE FUN OUT THERE.

OH, I'M EXCITED! LET'S GO!

[ Jud ]

YOU GOT IT, SON.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S JUST

HEAD ON OVER THIS WAY.

- COOL.

NICE SHORTS, CLAYTON!

[ Laughing ]

WHAT? I'M A LOVER,

NOT A FIGHTER.

[ Kids Laughing ]

AH, LET'S GO. NICE LITTLE

BRISK LITTLE RUN HERE.

COME ON, NOW.

LEFT, LEFT,

LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT.

LEFT, LEFT,

LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT.

COME ON, BROOKLYN. YEAH!

[ Laughing ]

WHO'S THE ONE

TALKING SMACK NOW,

HUH, FAT BOY?

CRUD! I'M MADE!

OW!

COME ON! YOU DON'T REALLY THINK

YOU CAN CATCH ME, DO YOU?

[ Laughs ]

WHOA!

- POOP OUT THE EGG!

- SO CLOSE, YET SO FAT.

LEFT, LEFT,

LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT.

[ Horse Farts ]

OOH! LEFT, LEFT,

LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT.

OH, NO.

[ Farts ]

[ Squealing ]

WHOO-HA!

COME ON! POOP IT OUT!

POOP OUT THE EGG!

POOP IT OUT!

COME ON! POOP IT OUT!

HEY, THAT'S A ROOSTER.

I'D WASH YOUR HANDS.

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GRUB!

- FINALLY SOMETHING I'M GOOD AT.

UGH.

[ Groans ]

PSST, MAYA.

MAYA, OVER HERE.

IT'S IMPORTANT. PLEASE?

- THIS BETTER BE GOOD.

- WELL, YOU SEE,

THE THING IS THIS--

I, UH, I--

OH, NO. I KNOW THAT FACE.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

I MAY OR MAY NOT

HAVE SLIPPED UP...

AND TOLD ONE OR TWO

OF THE ANIMALS WHO YOU WERE.

WHAT? THANKS FOR

SELLING ME UP THE RIVER.

HEY, TAKE IT EASY.

I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE

TO SAY WHEN THEY KEPT ASKING ME

WHAT I WAS DOING HERE.

IT'S FINE.

WAIT. YOU'RE SURE IT WAS

JUST ONE OR TWO, RIGHT?

YEAH, PRETTY SURE.

AND, UH, THEN AGAIN

IT COULD HAVE BEEN...

ALL OF THEM.

- I THINK THAT'S HER.

- OH, YOU ARE SO DEAD

WHEN WE GO HOME.

HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO

THE MAN'S-BEST-FRIEND

THING, HUH?

HUMANS.

MORNING, MISS DOLITTLE.

HEY!

OH!

I DON'T WANT TO RUFFLE

ANY FEATHERS, MISS DOLITTLE,

BUT I'VE GOT A PROBLEM.

OH, I KNEW THIS

WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

HEY, MAYA,

EXCUSE ME, GIRL.

THERE'S SOMETHING

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT.

GRACIE, WHATEVER IT IS,

I'M SURE YOU CAN WORK

IT OUT ON YOUR OWN.

BUT IF YOU DON'T MIND,

I RATHER BE LEFT ALONE, OKAY?

HELLO, HELLO. OKEYDOKE.

CAN I HAVE ONE?

HEY, SLOW DOWN THERE, SEXY.

AROUND HERE, THAT EGG IS

CONSIDERED A COLLECTOR'S ITEM.

- LOOK WHO IT IS--

- HEY, HEY, LADIES.

WHAT'S CRACKING?

THE LITTLE ROOSTER WHO COULDN'T.

SERIOUSLY. LIKE LOW EGG

PRODUCTION IS MY FAULT?

WELL, YOU'RE NOT HELPING

ANYTHING BY MOCKING ME,

YOU KNOW?

TALK ABOUT A

COCK-A-DOODLE-DON'T.

[ Laughs ]

- [ All Laughing ]

- HA, HA, HA.

THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

HEY, WATCH IT!

YOU WATCH IT, LADY!

I HAD A REALLY BAD DAY SO FAR,

ALL RIGHT?

BUT IF YOU WANT TO DANCE,

LET'S DANCE.

HEY!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

"BE A ROOSTER," THEY SAY.

"SHOW US WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF."

THEY THINK IT'S EASY BEING

THE ONLY ROOSTER ON A FARM

FULL OF HENS?

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S NOT.

I'M SORRY. LOOK, I'M JUST

UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE.

I JUST WISH THERE

WAS SOMEONE I COULD TALK TO.

LOOK, I'M SURE

EVERYTHING'S

GONNA BE OKAY.

HEY, HEY, Y-YOU JUST

TALKED TO ME.

WAIT, YOU MEAN,

NONE OF THE OTHER

ANIMALS TOLD YOU?

WELL, I'VE BEEN IN

KIND OF A FUNK LATELY.

I HAVEN'T BEEN

OUT OF THE COOP

IN DAYS, SO--

OKAY, WELL, JUST GIVE IT

A LITTLE BIT OF TIME.

I'M SURE EVERYTHING

WILL WORK OUT.

- WHOA!

- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

LOOK OUT!

- WHOA!

- [ Chickens Squawking ]

OOPS.

HEY, PEOPLE FIGHT.

PEOPLE FIGHT!

DON'T JUST STAND THERE!

HELP US!

- GIVE ME A 10-SPOT

ON THE TOUGH ONE.

- HEY!

WHAT?

JUST PLAYING THE ODDS.

I'M HIT! I'M HIT!

WHOA!

OW!

DISGUSTING.

ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD,

PICK ON THE SKINNY GUY. OW!

HEY! WHAT IN THE BLAZES

HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU KIDS!

I WAS PLANNING TO SELL

THOSE EGGS THIS AFTERNOON.

[ Bo ]

AW, COME ON, POPS.

I MEAN, THEY'RE JUST

HAVING A LITTLE FUN.

[ Kids Laughing ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Chuckles ]

IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH?

YEAH.

- ALL RIGHT, THEN.

- [ Squealing ]

- LET'S DO IT!

- IT'S ON!

OH!

SO, UH, WHAT IS IT THAT

YOU WOMEN WANT EXACTLY?

A GUY CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH,

KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

SORRY, COGBURN,

BUT TALKING TO YOU EARLIER

ALMOST GOT ME BUSTED.

- BUT WAIT--

- NOW, GO ON. LEAVE ME ALONE

BEFORE SOMEBODY SEES.

WHAT GOOD IS TALKING TO

ANIMALS IF YOU CAN'T HELP

A BROTHER OUT NOW AND THEN.

- HEY, COME BACK!

- HEY, STILL IGNORING ME?

- WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- SHEESH. I NEVER KNEW

YOU WERE SUCH A SNOB.

A SNOB? WHAT?

I AM SO NOT A SNOB!

I'M JUST DOING MY BEST

TO TRY TO FIT IN.

THAT'S ALL.

PLUS, I REALLY THINK

BO IS STARTING TO LIKE ME.

HE LIKES YOU,

OR WHO YOU'RE

PRETENDING TO BE?

CAN'T YOU SEE

THAT JUST FOR ONCE

I WANT TO BE NORMAL?

BUT YOU'RE NOT NORMAL, MAYA.

YOU'RE A DOLITTLE.

YEAH, WELL,

NOT OUT HERE,

I'M NOT.

I JUST HATE NOT TALKING TO YOU.

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

I'M SORRY.

I KNOW I SHOULDN'T BE

TAKING ANY OF THIS OUT ON YOU.

I KNOW YOU'RE

JUST TRYING TO HELP.

ABOUT TIME YOU

GAVE THE DOG HIS DUE.

AND I GUESS IT'S OKAY

IF ALL THE ANIMALS KNOW,

BUT WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE

NO PEOPLE FIND OUT.

- WHAT, YOU THINK

I'M GONNA TELL THEM?

- IF YOU COULD, YEAH.

WAIT, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

ALL MORNING?

OH, YOU KNOW,

JUST DIFFERENT THINGS.

I'M, UH--

I LOVE IT HERE.

THE WIDE OPEN SPACES,

AND THERE'S THE STRAW.

- YOU MET THE COLLIE,

HAVEN'T YOU?

- YEAH.

SHE IS SMOKING.

[ Giggles ]

COME ON, BOY!

HA! HA!

[ Whinnies ]

HO! HO! WHOA! WHOA!

[ Whinnies ]

HYAH! WHOA!

WHOA! HYAH! COME ON!

OH, FORGET IT, BO.

FORGET IT.

YOU CAN'T BREAK HIM.

BESIDES, WE

NEED THE MONEY.

WAIT. YOU'RE GONNA

SELL HIM? WHY?

PRETTY AS HE IS,

HE AIN'T NO USE TO US

IF HE WON'T LET NOBODY RIDE HIM.

[ Bo ]

WHOA! WHOA!

WHOA!

WHAT'S HIS NAME?

AH!

HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE.

WELL, MAYBE YOU

SHOULD NAME HIM.

I WOULDN'T EVEN

KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.

THE NAME'S BUTCH.

YOU MUST BE MAYA.

HOW ABOUT BUTCH?

WHY BUTCH?

MY MAMA GAVE ME THAT NAME.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM

WITH THAT, COWBOY?

I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE HE JUST LOOKS

LIKE A BUTCH TO ME.

ALL RIGHT.

THEN BUTCH IT IS.

YOU THINK YOU COULD

DO SOMETHING FOR ME?

I GOT THIS ROCK IN MY SHOE.

IT'S BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS

ALL DAY.

I'D LOVE TO.

LET'S SEE.

COME ON. UP, BUTCH.

AH! THANKS, KID.

I GUESS I OWE YOU ONE.

NO PROBLEM.

BUT WHY WON'T YOU JUST

LET THEM BREAK YOU?

I'M A STALLION, SWEETHEART,

AND STALLIONS DON'T BREAK

THAT EASY.

WELL, YOU KNOW IF THEY

CAN'T BREAK YOU, THEY'RE

GONNA SELL YOU, RIGHT?

HEY, IF THEY'RE GONNA

SELL ME ANYWAY, I MIGHT

AS WELL GO DOWN SWINGING.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

IF THEY'RE GONNA

SELL YOU ANYWAY?

LOOK AROUND, KID.

JUD'S BEEN SELLING OFF

ANIMALS FOR WEEKS.

THE PLACE IS STARTING

TO LOOK LIKE A GHOST TOWN.

THAT'S SO SAD.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

HEY, POPS.

HUH?

AIN'T THAT

THE DARNEDEST THING?

LOOK AT THAT.

THE STALLION ACTUALLY

LET HER TOUCH HIM.

YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU WENT OFF

TO COLLEGE FOR A YEAR AND YOU

STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT...

THAT THERE'S MORE TO A WOMAN

THAN JUST A PRETTY SMILE?

STILL LEARNING, POPS.

EVERY DAY, SON.

EVERY DAY.

THAT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE

THE WAY YOU GOT ON

WITH BUTCH BACK THERE.

- YOU HAVE A LOT

OF PETS AT HOME?

- ME?

NO! WHAT WOULD

MAKE YOU THINK THAT?

I MEAN, I LOVE THEM

AND EVERYTHING,

IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING,

BUT I WOULDN'T SAY I WAS--

I WAS AN EXPERT.

SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

YOU SEEM PRETTY IN TUNE

WITH THEM YOURSELF.

AH, HECK.

LET'S JUST SAY

I UNDERSTAND THEM A LOT MORE

THAN I UNDERSTAND PEOPLE.

I MEAN, ESPECIALLY YOU GIRLS.

SEE, YOU NEVER HAVE TO GUESS

WHAT AN ANIMAL IS FEELING.

YOU KNOW, I THINK

THAT HAY THIS MORNING

GAVE ME THE RUNS.

UNFORTUNATELY,

I KNOW EXACTLY

WHAT YOU MEAN.

WELL, UH,

NICE TALKING TO YOU.

UH-HUH. YOU TOO.

OH, LOOK WHO

WE GOT HERE.

AMAZING.

THE WONDERFUL DURANGOS.

LET'S GO SEE

THESE LITTLE GUYS. WHOA.

TAKE A GOOD LOOK

FROM OVER THERE, DURANGOS.

THAT'S AS CLOSE AS YOU'RE

GONNA GET, 'CAUSE YOU'RE

NOT WELCOME OVER HERE.

LIKE WE CARE,

LITTLE LORD FAUNTLEROY.

- WATCH IT, GIRL!

- WHAT? YOU BETTER

WATCH YOUR MOUTH--

HEY, HEY! LOOK.

KNOCK IT OFF, ALL RIGHT, GUYS?

JUST KNOCK IT OFF.

SHOULD PROBABLY ENJOY YOUR

SUMMER, THOUGH, BO. LOOKS LIKE

IT'S GONNA BE YOUR LAST.

- HEY, WHAT IS THAT

SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

- NOTHING.

NOTHING AT ALL, MAN.

LET'S JUST GO, Y'ALL.

THAT'S RIGHT.

TUCK TAIL AND RUN.

SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY THING

YOU AND YOUR DAD ARE GOOD

AT TEACHING OVER THERE.

- WHOO-HOO!

[ Laughing ]

- [ Chuckling ]

[ Laughing Continues ]

GUESS I'LL

SEE YOU LATER, HUH?

[ Chuckles ]

COME ON, BOY.

LET'S GET GOING.

- LET'S GO.

- [ Girl ]

SEE YOU LATER, DURANGOS.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. HYAH!

[ Grunting ]

WHOA!

[ Clayton Groaning ]

THANKS, CLAYTON.

CATTLE DRIVE? SLEEP OUTSIDE?

HAVEN'T THEY EVER

HEARD OF TICKS?

WELL, THE WORD IS,

IS THAT COLLIE'S COMING.

- HEY, YOU KNOW ME.

I LOVE WORKING THE ROAD.

- [ Laughs ]

[ Jud ]

THAT'S THE SPIRIT, GANG.

THE MORE WE WORK TOGETHER, THE

BETTER OFF WE'LL-- WE'LL BE.

TAKEN CARE OF, SIR.

OW!

[ Jud ]

RANCHING'S ALL ABOUT TEAMWORK.

HEY, HEAR THAT?

MAYBE US TWO SHOULD BUDDY UP.

[ Laughs ]

YOU'RE NOT THAT LUCKY.

AW, SHUCKS.

LOOKS LIKE I LEFT SOME OF THE

ARMY BLANKETS IN THE GEAR HUT.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[ Maya ]

NO, YOU STAY PUT.

I'LL GO GET THEM.

[ Jud ] THANK YOU.

WELL, ISN'T THAT

HELPFUL OF YOU, MAYA.

HEY, JUD,

THAT'S A SAFETY HAZARD.

BO! OW! OH, OH! OW!

CAREFUL! OW!

SON OF A--

THIS IS GONNA BE

ONE LONG RIDE.

YEAH.

[ Sighs ]

WOW. I WONDER WHY

HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING.

[ Bo ]

HEY, DAD, SOMETHING'S

GOING ON WITH YOU.

YOU GONNA TELL ME, OR YOU

JUST GONNA KEEP IT BOTTLED UP

LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO?

I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE

TOLD YOU SOONER,

BUT THE BANK'S GONNA...

FORECLOSE ON THIS PLACE

IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS IF I

DON'T CATCH UP ON THE PAYMENTS.

[ Bo ]

WE'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY

TO GET THE MONEY. WE ALWAYS DO.

[ Jud ]

THIS IS THE OPEN RANGE, GANG.

[ Chuckles ]

SO FAR, WE'VE BEEN TEACHING YOU

INDIVIDUAL SKILLS.

WHEN WE GET OUT HERE,

WE ALL PUT OUR SKILLS TOGETHER

IN WHAT WE CALL TEAMWORK.

[ Maya ]

HEY, JUD.

HMM?

YOU REALLY LIKE IT

OUT HERE, HUH?

OH, I LOVE IT.

SEE, MAYA, IT'S DAYS LIKE THIS

THAT MAKE ME UNDERSTAND WHY

THE SETTLERS MOVED WEST...

AND RISKED

EVERYTHING THEY HAD.

IT WAS THEIR DESTINY.

AND THAT'S ONE THING

I'VE COME TO FIND OUT.

YOU CAN'T FIGHT

YOUR DESTINY, MAYA.

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU

THINK IT MIGHT COST YOU,

YOU CAN'T FIGHT IT.

HEY, POPS.

I WENT ALL THE WAY

DOWN TO THE RIVER.

YOU KNOW, OVER THERE

BY SILVER SPURS?

SPOTTED, UH, THE HERD,

JUST DOWN THE WAY UP HERE

ABOUT HALF A MILE.

OKAY. HEY, GANG,

NOW LISTEN UP.

NOW ME AND BO WILL DO MOST

OF THE CUTTING, BUT YOU KIDS

FEEL FREE TO JUMP IN...

ANYTIME YOU WANT, OKAY?

OKAY.

- [ Jud ]

GO AHEAD, BO. LEAD ON.

- AWESOME.

[ Jud ]

WHOO! HEAD 'EM OFF,

BROOKLYN!

DURANGO! LET'S GO!

[ Laughs ]

[ Mooing ]

- YIP, YIP, YAH!

- COME ON. LET'S GO!

[ Bo ]

WATCH THE RIGHT!

[ Dog Barks ]

[ Barks ]

YEAH, I'M GONNA MISS

THIS PLACE TOO, GIRL.

[ Barks ]

[ Bo ]

COME ON! COME ON!

LET'S GO!

- COME ON.

- COME ON, MAYA! BRING IT IN!

[ Clayton ]

HEY, CAN SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE?

I WANNA SHOW THIS TO MY MOM.

[ Hammering ]

[ Grunts ]

THERE I GO.

OOH! OW!

[ Laughs ]

HEY, GIVE THAT BACK,

YOU BULLY!

ALL RIGHT, STAMPEDE!

[ Mooing ]

YEOW!

- HE GOT HIM!

- HEY, GET YOUR OWN CANDY.

NOTE TO SELF.

DON'T STEAL CANDY

FROM FAT KIDS.

[ Rattling ]

[ Screams ]

OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD.

RELAX, SWEETHEART.

JUST RELAX NOW.

NOBODY ELSE MOVE A MUSCLE.

OH, MY GOD!

I'M GONNA DIE!

NOBODY GONNA DIE ON MY

WATCH, BABY. BESIDES, HIS BARK

IS A LOT WORSE THAN HIS BITE.

WOOF.

WHAT THE--

WELL, I'LL BE.

LOOK AT TYLER, WILL YOU?

WILL YOU LOOK AT HIM!

I DID IT.

WAY TO GO, BOY!

I REALLY DID IT!

[ Laughs ]

[ Screams ]

YOU EVER DANCE

WITH THE DEVIL

IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT?

YO, WHO KILLED THE LIGHTS?

YOU KNOW, I HEARD

THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN.

[ Owl Hooting ]

[ Clears Throat ]

MMM. THANK YOU.

- LUCKY, WAS THAT A WOLF?

- WOLF, SHMOLF. I EAT THOSE

CHUMPS FOR BREAKFAST.

CARE FOR

A MIDNIGHT STROLL, MIA--

[ Chuckles ]

UH, WHY DON'T I

GET INSIDE HERE

AND RESCUE YOU?

SO HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

THE WHOLE BEING A COWBOY THING?

I WOULDN'T KNOW.

I MEAN, I SPENT THE PAST YEAR

AS A FRESHMAN AT PALO ALTO.

REALLY?

MM-HMM.

WELL, YOU KNOW,

PALO ALTO'S NOT

THAT FAR FROM SAN FRANCISCO.

I'VE BEEN THINKING

THE SAME THING.

YOU KNOW IT'S A--

IT'S A GREAT NIGHT.

[ Muffled ]

THE BEST.

[ Laughs ]

THAT'S WHAT

I MEANT TO SAY.

[ Laughs ]

THE BEST.

[ Mooing ]

[ Brooklyn ]

LET'S GO! THIS WAY!

COME ON.

CATTLE DRIVE? IT'S MORE

LIKE A CATTLE MARATHON,

AM I RIGHT?

THERE IT IS.

[ Brooklyn ]

WHOA!

[ Jud ]

THAT'S THE BEKERMAN PLACE.

BEAUTIFUL SPREAD, ISN'T IT?

I TELL YOU, I NEVER

GET TIRED OF LOOKING AT IT.

[ Horse Farts ]

[ Bo ] TELL ME, POPS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YOU THINK THEY'VE EARNED

A NIGHT ON THE TOWN?

[ Maya ]

CAN WE GO OUT?

- YEAH, I RECKON.

- [ All Cheering, Laughing ]

GIMME FIVE!

OH, DON'T FALL OFF THE HORSE.

[ Horse Farts ]

[ Girl ]

SOMETHING STINKS FOR REAL.

** [ Country ]

[ People Chattering ]

UGH. THIS MUSIC'S

GIVING ME A HEADACHE.

AW, BABY, A HEADACHE?

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA

SNIFF EACH OTHER.

* GONNA DANCE ALL NIGHT

TO THE CADILLAC BOOGIE *

I LIKE THIS PLACE.

IT'S NOT MY USUAL CROWD,

BUT I LIKE IT.

OH, YEAH? SO WHAT'S

YOUR USUAL CROWD THEN?

WELL, THIS MIGHT SOUND

A LITTLE CORNY,

BUT I THINK I'M JUST NOW

FIGURING THAT OUT.

CHECK IT OUT.

EASY, FAT BOY.

ISN'T THERE SOME

KIND OF WEIGHT LIMIT HERE?

- YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT.

- YOU AREN'T THINKING

WHAT I THINK YOU'RE THINKING.

THERE COMES A TIME

IN EVERY MAN'S LIFE...

WHEN HE HAS TO

PUT HIS FOOT DOWN

AND DRAW A LINE IN THE SAND.

YEAH, BUT DOES IT

HAVE TO BE HERE?

AGAINST THEM?

- YES.

- LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

ALL RIGHT.

LIGHT ME UP!

- [ Laughing ]

- [ Boy ]

THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

- [ Crowd Groans ]

- [ Laughing ]

[ Man ]

LOOK AT THAT.

ALL RIGHT, MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU GUYS

HOW IT'S DONE.

EXCUSE ME.

[ Man ]

ALL RIGHT, SKIP,

SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

OKAY, WHY DON'T I SHOW

YOU LOSERS HOW A REAL COWBOY

DOES IT, ALL RIGHT?

WHY DON'T YOU

BRING IT UP A FEW NOTCHES

AND LET ME SHOW OFF?

[ Man ]

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO!

- [ Bell Rings ]

- [ Cheering ]

TAKE A GOOD LOOK, DURANGOS.

[ Laughs ]

YOU CARE TO TAKE A SHOT

AT THE TITLE? OR ARE YOU

STILL A HAS-BEEN, BO?

DURANGOS,

WE LEAVE IN AN HOUR.

OOH.

OUCH. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S

TROUBLE IN PARADISE.

[ Announcer ]

WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT!

OH! STINGS, HUH?

[ Announcer ]

YEEHAW!

* SETTLE DOWN

CINDERELLA *

* KEEP IT TOGETHER

YOUR HANDSOME FELLA *

* WILL RIDE UP

SOONER OR LATER *

* YEAH, AND TAKE

YOU AWAY, YEAH *

* SETTLE DOWN, CINDERELLA

LOVE'S GONNA FIND YOU

SOMEDAY *

* MM-HMM **

[ Crowd Cheering ]

CINDERELLA, MY BUTT.

MORE LIKE

THE EVIL STEPSISTER.

WOW! TALK ABOUT

A TOUGH ACT

TO FOLLOW, HUH?

GIVE IT UP FOR KIKI!

ALL RIGHT. WHOO!

GUYS, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA STEP UP.

I MEAN, WE CAN'T LET THEM

BEAT US IN EVERYTHING.

[ Clayton ]

DON'T LOOK AT ME.

I ALREADY TOOK MY STAND.

[ Boy's Voice ]

THE FREAK THAT

TALKS TO ANIMALS.

[ Brooklyn's Voice ]

YOU'RE SUCH A WEIRDO.

[ Maya's Mother's Voice ]

START THINKING

ABOUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

[ Jud's Voice ]

CAN'T FIGHT YOUR DESTINY, MAYA.

WHOO! ALL RIGHT! YEAH--

NOW HOLD YOUR HORSES, EVERYONE.

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT...

A LAST-MINUTE ADDITION

FROM DURANGO.

- SURE HOPE SHE SINGS

BETTER THAN I RIDE.

- YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

I KNOW YOU GUYS

HEARD OF HIP-HOP,

BUT THIS IS A LITTLE SOMETHING

I LIKE TO CALL "HICK-HOP."

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

[ Maya ]

CHECK IT OUT.

** [ Hip-hop Beat ]

* SOMETIMES MY NAILS

MATCH MY LIPS *

* AND MY JEANS

HUG MY HIPS *

* I DON'T FEEL LIKE

DOING THAT RIGHT NOW *

* LISTEN

HE'S ON HIS WAY OVER *

I HATE TO ADMIT IT,

BUT SHE'S-- SHE'S PRETTY GOOD.

* OH, YEAH *

* YOU BETTER LOVE ME

WHEN MY ROOTS ARE SHOWIN' *

* OR I'LL PACK UP MY BOOTS

AND BE GOIN' *

* BYE, BYE, BYE, BYE, BYE *

* HEY, IF IT'S ME

THAT HE'S IMPRESSED WITH *

* ANYTHING I MIGHT

BE DRESSED IN *

* OH, OUGHT TO BE JUST FINE

FINE, FINE *

* IF HE'S THE ONE FOR ME

I'LL KNOW IT *

* HE BETTER LOVE ME

WHEN MY ROOTS ARE SHOWIN' *

* HE BETTER LOVE ME

WHEN MY ROOTS ARE SHOWIN' *

* OR I'LL PACK UP MY BOOTS

AND I'LL BE GOIN' *

* IF IT'S ME THAT

HE'S IMPRESSED WITH *

* ANYTHING I'M DRESSED WITH

OUGHT TO BE JUST FINE *

* OH, OUGHT TO BE

OUGHT TO BE *

* JUST FINE, JUST FINE *

* HEY, HE BETTER LOVE ME

WHEN MY ROOTS ARE SHOWIN' *

* OR I'LL PACK UP MY BOOTS

AND BE GOIN' *

* BYE, BYE, BYE *

* BYE, BYE, YEAH *

* IF IT'S ME

THAT HE'S IMPRESSED WITH *

* ANYTHING I MIGHT

BE DRESSED IN *

* OH, OUGHT TO BE

JUST FINE *

* FINE, FINE *

* IF HE'S THE ONE FOR ME

I'LL KNOW IT *

* AND I-- I-- I WILL *

* IF HE'S THE ONE FOR ME

I'LL KNOW IT *

* I KNOW I WILL *

* IF HE'S THE ONE FOR ME

I'LL KNOW IT *

* LOVE ME WHEN

MY ROOTS ARE SHOWIN' *

* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH **

[ Crowd Cheering ]

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE GOT

OURSELVES A NEW CHAMPION,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

MAYA DOLORES HANES!

[ Giggling ]

YEAH!

[ Laughing ]

[ Kids Chattering ]

I'M SORRY,

BUT YOU'RE OUT OF TIME.

YOU EITHER SELL THE LAND

AND WHAT'S LEFT OF

THE LIVESTOCK TO SILVER SPURS,

OR THE BANK WILL FORECLOSE

AND YOU'LL WIND UP WITH NOTHING.

OKAY, BO.

BRING 'EM ALL IN.

[ Bo ]

LET'S GO, EVERYBODY.

HEY, JUD, YOU SHOULD

HAVE BEEN WITH US.

THE RIDE WAS GREAT.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S REALLY GOOD.

WELL, THERE'S NO

EASY WAY TO SAY THIS,

SO I'M GONNA GO AHEAD

AND GET IT OVER WITH.

LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA

HAVE TO LET THE RANCH GO.

[ Brooklyn ] WHAT?

[ Jud ]

GOTTA LET IT GO.

ARE YOU--

YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

[ Jud ]

I'M AFRAID NOT, BROOKLYN.

I'M SORRY.

THIS BLOWS.

I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE.

YEAH, I KNOW.

I WISH THERE WAS

SOMETHING WE COULD DO.

LET'S JUST GET

SOME GRUB, GUYS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS,

BUT I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY.

[ Bell Jingling ]

EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.

I'M SORRY TO WAKE YOU, MA'AM,

BUT YOUR PRESENCE HAS BEEN

REQUESTED IN THE BARN.

WHATEVER IT IS,

MAKE IT QUICK.

I DON'T WANT ANYONE

TO SEE ME OUT HERE.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE

WHO CAN HELP US, MAYA.

YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT

TO TELL YOU GUYS.

I CAN'T STOP JUD

FROM SELLING THE RANCH.

[ Goat Bleats ]

I WISH I COULD,

BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.

MAYBE THE OTHER KIDS

WOULD HELP IF YOU JUST

TELL THEM WHO YOU ARE.

I CAN'T JUST ANNOUNCE TO

EVERYBODY THAT THE ANIMALS

ASKED ME TO SAVE THE RANCH.

THEY'LL THINK I'M CRAZY.

DON'T YOU MEAN

BO WILL THINK YOU'RE CRAZY?

NO. Y-YEAH.

LOOK, YOU GUYS,

I CAN'T LOSE HIM.

YOU'RE NOT LOSING ANYBODY.

YOU'RE A DOLITTLE.

THEY'LL UNDERSTAND.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM, BUTCH.

THEY WON'T UNDERSTAND.

OTHER KIDS NEVER DO.

WE CAN'T DO THIS

WITHOUT YOU.

YOU'RE OUR VOICE, MAYA.

I'M SORRY.

DOLITTLE?

HUH! MORE LIKE DONOTHING.

MAYA, YOU GOTTA TELL 'EM

THE TRUTH.

[ Butch Blusters ]

[ Blusters ]

OLD RED.

WELL, IT'S GETTING TO BE

ABOUT THAT TIME, HUH?

WELL, EVEN THOUGH

WE WEREN'T ABLE TO FINISH

THE SUMMER UP PROPERLY,

I WANT EVERY ONE OF YOU TO KNOW

THAT I BELIEVE IN EACH

AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.

NOW YOU ALL MIGHT

BE CITY FOLK,

BUT YOU GOT A LOT OF TALENT

AND YOU GOT A LOT OF HEART.

THAT'S NOT SOMETHING

THAT'S TOO EASY TO FIND

IN FOLKS THESE DAYS.

WELL, Y'ALL TAKE CARE,

YA HEAR?

WE'LL SEE YOU, RED.

YEAH.

WE'LL SEE YOU, BIG FELLA.

YEAH.

LAY OFF THEM BURGERS, HEAR?

[ Chuckles ]

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I HAD SO MUCH FUN.

GOD BLESS YOU.

THANKS.

I'M SO SORRY, JUD.

OH, DON'T YOU WORRY,

SWEETIE PIE.

WE'LL BE JUST FINE.

DRIVE CAREFUL, SON.

[ Lucky ]

SHOTGUN. I CALLED IT.

[ Brooklyn ]

MAN, POOR JUD.

DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE

WHEN WE DROVE OFF?

YEAH.

I JUST WISH

THERE WAS SOMETHING

WE COULD HAVE DONE.

THIS SUCKS! YOU GUYS

ARE LIKE THE COOLEST

FRIENDS I'VE EVER HAD.

COOLEST? OR ONLY?

WHAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT.

IT'S TIME, MAYA.

TIME FOR YOU TO BE

A DOLITTLE AGAIN.

I KNOW I'M JUST A DOG, BUT IF

THEY REALLY ARE YOUR FRIENDS,

AND IF BO REALLY CARES ABOUT

YOU, THEN THEY'LL ACCEPT YOU,

NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE,

BUT ONLY IF YOU

ACCEPT YOURSELF FIRST.

WE NEED TO STOP THE BUS!

WHY?

BECAUSE I KNOW HOW

WE CAN SAVE THE RANCH.

THIS OUGHTA BE GOOD.

WE ENTER THE RODEO

THIS WEEKEND, AS A TEAM,

AND WIN THE $50,000 PRIZE.

[ Scoffs ]

THINK ABOUT IT.

CLAYTON HAS ALREADY PROVEN

THAT HE CAN WRANGLE A STEER.

AND TYLER HAS BECOME A PRO

AT THE ROPE NOW.

AND COME ON. BROOKLYN CAN RIDE

CIRCLES AROUND ANYBODY.

YEAH, BUT WHAT

ABOUT THE BULL RIDE?

WHO'S GONNA DO THAT?

I SAW ALL YOUR TROPHIES

THE DAY I WENT TO GO GET

THE BLANKETS IN THE HUT.

YOU WERE THE BEST BULL RIDER

IN THE WHOLE STATE.

LOOK, MAYA.

IT'S TOO LITTLE TOO LATE.

I MEAN, EVEN IF I DID RIDE,

THE RODEO'S THIS WEEKEND.

WE'D NEVER BE READY IN TIME.

WELL, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

WE ALSO HAD A SECRET WEAPON,

SOMETHING THAT NO OTHER RANCH

HAS, NOT EVEN SILVER SPURS?

WHAT WOULD THAT BE?

ME.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Tyler ]

UH, NO OFFENSE, MAYA,

BUT I DIDN'T REALLY

SEE YOU DO ANYTHING

SPECIAL EXCEPT SING.

MY REAL NAME ISN'T

MAYA DOLORES HANES.

IT'S MAYA DOLITTLE.

AND--

AND... I CAN

TALK TO ANIMALS.

RIGHT,

AND I'M THE POSTER BOY

FOR JENNY CRAIG.

I'M SERIOUS, CLAYTON!

[ Brooklyn ]

I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR.

- I SEE YOUR DAD ON

THE NEWS ALL THE TIME.

- YES.

AND LOOK, I'M SORRY I LIED

TO YOU GUYS, BUT I JUST

DIDN'T WANT YOU...

TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I WAS SOME

KIND OF FREAK OR SOMETHING.

THE POINT IS ALL THE ANIMALS

CAME TO ME AND THEY REALLY

DON'T WANNA BE SOLD.

THEY LOVE DURANGO

AS MUCH AS WE DO.

AND THE WAY I SEE IT,

THEY CAN TELL US EXACTLY

WHAT WE NEED TO DO TO WIN.

[ Snaps Fingers ]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK.

WHAT THE HECK?

I'M IN.

IF IT'S GONNA HELP JUD OUT,

I'M WITH YOU, GIRL.

TIME TO COWBOY UP,

EVERYBODY!

[ All Laughing, Cheering ]

LET'S DO IT!

YEAH! YEAH!

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, BO?

LOOK, I'M SORRY I LIED

TO YOU, BUT IT WAS JUST

BECAUSE I LIKED YOU.

OUT OF ALL THE TIME WE SPENT

TOGETHER AND ALL THE THINGS

THAT WE SAID TO ONE ANOTHER,

YOU WAIT UNTIL NOW TO TELL ME

THAT YOU CAN TALK TO ANIMALS.

LOOK, BACK HOME

I WAS CONSIDERED A WEIRDO,

AND THAT'S WHY MY MOM

SENT ME HERE, SO I COULD

MAKE A FRESH START.

IT MAY HAVE TAKEN ME

A LITTLE LONGER THAN IT

PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BUT--

HEY, WAIT.

IF YOU LET ME FINISH,

THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE

THAT I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

HOW COOL THAT IS?

LOOK, I'LL UNDERSTAND

IF YOU--

WAIT. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I SAID THAT THAT'S JUST

ABOUT THE COOLEST THING

THAT I'VE EVER HEARD.

I MEAN, I'VE PRACTICALLY

SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE...

WISHING THAT I COULD

TALK TO ANIMALS, AND YOU CAN.

I HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO.

SO, WAIT, WAIT.

SO YOU'RE NOT MAD?

MAD? NO.

SWEETIE, COME HERE.

[ Sighs ]

NOW WHY WOULD I BE MAD?

OTHER THAN THE FACT

THAT, YOU KNOW,

I HAVE TO RIDE THIS

2,000-POUND ANIMAL THAT WANTS

TO KILL ME, I MEAN--

[ Both Chuckle ]

I MEAN, NO, I'M NOT.

I'M COOL. I'M GOOD.

WE'VE GOT A MEETING

THAT WE'VE GOTTA INTERRUPT.

COOL.

[ Thunderclap ]

[ Men Chattering ]

ALL I NEED IS

A SIGNATURE, JUD.

HERE YOU GO, JUD.

YOU CAN KEEP IT IF YOU LIKE,

AS A SOUVENIR.

DAD, WAIT.

DON'T SIGN ANYTHING.

NOW HOLD ON, TIGER.

YOUR DADDY'S JUST ABOUT

TO FINISH SOME BUSINESS.

NO, YOU HOLD YOUR HORSES,

WALTER.

SOUNDS LIKE MY SON

NEEDS TO SPEAK TO ME.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT YOU TWO DOING HERE?

WHAT BRINGS Y'ALL

OVER HERE?

SPEAK UP.

I'M NOT WHO

YOU THINK I AM, JUD.

OH, I KNOW JUST WHO

YOU ARE, MISS DOLITTLE.

WHAT, YOU MEAN YOU'VE KNOWN

IT ALL THIS TIME?

MM-HMM.

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?

I FIGURED YOU'D TELL US

WHEN YOU GOT GOOD AND READY.

WELL, I'M READY NOW.

WE ALL WANT TO ENTER

THE RODEO...

AS A TEAM AND WIN

THE PRIZE MONEY.

[ Chuckles ]

LOOK, I CAN GET ALL

THE ANIMALS TO COOPERATE.

IF, OF COURSE,

YOU DON'T SELL THEM...

AND YOU PROMISE

TO LET THEM STAY.

AND JUST WHO ARE WE GONNA

GET TO RIDE A BULL FOR EIGHT

SECONDS, HUH? TELL ME THAT.

UH-UH. NOPE.

THAT IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

NOW WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS

A HUNDRED TIMES BEFORE, BO.

DOCTOR SAID IF YOU TAKE ONE MORE

FALL LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME,

YOU MIGHT NEVER WALK AGAIN.

NO, SIR. NO.

NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

I'M NOT WILLING

TO TAKE THAT RISK.

BUT I AM, OKAY?

BO--

LOOK, IT'S MY LIFE, DAD,

AND IT'S MY CHOICE.

AND I'VE MADE IT, OKAY?

LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA LET THEM

TAKE THE RANCH FROM US.

POPS.

HMM?

I'M GONNA GET ON THAT BULL,

AND I AM NOT COMING OFF...

UNTIL THAT BELL RINGS.

- WHOA!

- [ All Groaning ]

I SEE THE GANG'S

ALL HERE.

OKAY.

WE CAN DO THIS, JUD.

TOGETHER.

AS A TEAM.

JUST LIKE YOU TAUGHT US

ON THE CATTLE DRIVE.

OH, WHAT THE HEY.

AT THE VERY LEAST, IT'LL SURE

PUT WALTER'S SHORTS IN A BUNCH.

OH!

YES!

GENTLEMEN, IT SEEMS THERE'S

BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS.

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE RODEO.

LOOKS LIKE I GOT MYSELF A TEAM.

BUT, JUD, I MEAN--

** [ Whistling ]

I KNOW THE WAY OUT.

[ Groans ]

[ Bo ] MOVE IT, BROOKLYN!

THE ONLY THING THAT'S GONNA

HURT YOU IS THE GROUND.

- 29 SECONDS.

- IS THAT GOOD?

THE WINNING TIME IS 13.

[ Butch Whinnying ]

WAIT.

WAIT HERE A SECOND.

I GOT AN IDEA.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID

YOU OWED ME ONE?

I'M TAKING YOU UP

ON THAT OFFER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I MEAN, YOU'RE THE BIGGEST

AND STRONGEST HORSE OUT HERE.

IF WE HAVE ANY SHOT

OF WINNING THE RODEO,

WE NEED YOU TO LET

TYLER AND BROOKLYN

RIDE YOU IN THEIR EVENTS.

YOU MEAN ME,

AN UNTAMED STALLION,

IN A REAL RODEO?

I WOULD BE HONORED.

[ Grunts ]

[ Groans ]

LORD, I HOPE THAT'S MUD.

- HEY, BEEFCAKE, WHEN YOU

GOTTA GO, YOU GOTTA GO.

- WHAT'S HE SAYING?

HE'S JUST GIVING A LITTLE

CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM,

BUT HE SAYS YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

[ Farting ]

LIKE THAT.

GIVE IT A TRY.

[ Man ]

* YOU KNOW THAT I PLAY CHICKEN

WITH THE TRAIN *

* PLAY CHICKEN WITH

A TRAIN, TRAIN

UH-HUH, UH-HUH *

* HOLD 'EM UP, HERE WE GO

ALL THE HICKS AND CHICKS

FEEL THE FLOW *

* BIG BLACK TRAIN

COMIN' ROUND THE BEND *

I THINK

YOU SHOULD WALK LIKE A MAN.

WELL, A LOT OF GOOD

THAT DOES ME.

I'M A ROOSTER, REMEMBER?

[ Bo ]

COME ON, TYLER!

YOU CAN DO IT!

I DID IT!

COME ON.

PUFF THAT CHEST OUT.

PUT YOUR SHOULDERS BACK.

[ Crowing ]

YOU KNOW WHAT

I'M TALKING ABOUT.

** [ Continues ]

HE SAID EASE UP ON THE REINS

AND STAY BACK ON YOUR SADDLE!

UNTIL HE WANTS TO THROW,

AND THEN HE SHOULD SHIFT

HIS WEIGHT FORWARD.

-UNTIL YOU WANNA THROW, AND

THEN SHIFT YOUR WEIGHT FORWARD!

-TELL HIM TO SPEED UP.

- COME ON! YOUR CALF

WANTS YOU TO SPEED UP.

- FORGET THAT.

TELL THE STUPID CALF

TO SLOW DOWN.

[ Gasps ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Shuddering ]

AND ON A PERSONAL NOTE,

I WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE

CALLING A CALF STUPID.

CAN'T ARGUE WITH YOU THERE.

[ Maya ]

LEFT, LEFT,

LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK

IT'S TRUE. YOU'LL BE COWBOYS

WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH.

WE DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK

IT'S TRUE. WE'LL BE COWBOYS

WHEN WE'RE THROUGH.

[ Maya ]

I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU'VE BEEN.

DURANGO RANCH IS GONNA WIN.

WE DON'T CARE WHERE YOU BEEN.

DURANGO RANCH IS GONNA WIN.

[ Man ]

* PLAY CHICKEN WITH THE TRAIN

PLAY CHICKEN WITH THE TRAIN *

LIKE THIS?

OH! OH.

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT

I'M TALKING ABOUT. LET'S GO.

OKAY, I'M FEELING YOU.

[ Crowing ]

THANKS, GIRLFRIEND.

[ Man ]

* YOU KNOW THAT I PLAY CHICKEN

WITH THE TRAIN *

[ Grunting ]

THAT'S AWESOME.

THAT'S GREAT.

WHOO!

[ Shouts ]

- THAT'S IT.

- IS THAT GOOD?

[ Man ]

* GET YOU SOME OF THAT **

I COULD RIDE THAT THING.

YEAH, IF IT'S NOT MOVING.

[ Maya ]

SO, ARE YOU NERVOUS?

A LITTLE, I GUESS.

WHY? ARE YOU?

WELL, I JUST DON'T WANT ANYBODY

TO GET HURT OUT THERE.

I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT

IT TOO MUCH. THOSE GUYS

SHOULD BE FINE.

IT'S NOT THEM

THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

[ Lucky ]

LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ABOUT TO SLIP

HIM THE OLD "TONGUE-AROOSKI."

- NO, I WASN'T.

- PLEASE.

I MAY BE FROM RIGHT HERE

IN THE GOOD OLD U.S. OF A.,

BUT TRUST ME, I HAVE BEEN

TO FRANCE PLENTY OF TIMES.

YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY,

DO YOU KNOW THAT?

[ Crowing ]

RISE AND SHINE, DURANGOS!

IT'S WINNING TIME! YEAH!

[ Male Announcer ]

GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME...

TO THE SILVER SPURS

ANNUAL RODEO!

- GO, DURANGO!

- TODAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

WE HAVE FIVE TEAMS...

- COMPETING IN TWO ROUNDS

OF RODEO COMPETITION.

- THE SPURS!

GOOD LUCK, CAMPERS!

FIRST UP, THE LONGHORN

ROPING EVENT!

- COME ON!

HOG-TIE THAT LITTLE DOGGIE.

- [ Bell Rings ]

OH, LOOKS LIKE

IT'S GONNA BE CLOSE.

HEY, NOT SO TIGHT.

I BRUISE EASY.

- WAY TO GO, SKIP!

- YES! YES! YES! I DID IT.

NEXT UP, IT'S THE BIG MAN'S

EVENT-- STEER WRESTLING!

[ Chip ]

I'M GONNA OWN YOU, BIG BOY.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW

YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT A THREE-TIME

STATE WRESTLIN' CHAMPION.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I ONCE SHOVED

A WHOLE BOX OF TWINKIES IN MY

MOUTH WITHOUT SWALLOWING THEM.

- [ Announcer ]

FIRST UP, CHIP WOODMAN.

- [ Bell Rings ]

[ Crowd Cheering ]

- YES.

- AND THAT, LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN, IS A NEW RECORD!

- 5.4 SECONDS!

- GOOD LUCK.

- [ Bell Rings ]

- GO BACK.

YOU MISSED YOUR STEER!

I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD

GIVE THAT YOUNG MAN

A HAND OR A CANE.

IT'S TIME

FOR SOME BARREL RACING.

[ Bell Rings ]

[ Crowd Cheering ]

YEAH!

COME ON!

COME ON, BOY. YEAH.

[ Bell Rings ]

[ Announcer ]

COMING IN WITH A TIME OF

16 SECONDS, IT'S SILVER SPURS!

- BEAT THAT.

- WITH PLEASURE.

LISTEN, BROOKLYN, I KNOW

YOU'RE NOT THAT CRAZY ABOUT ME,

AND YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND

OF SPOILED BRAT OR SOMETHING,

BUT I THINK THE WAY

YOU RIDE IS AMAZING.

- THANK YOU.

- NOW GET OUT THERE AND KICK

SOME BUTT, WOULD YOU?

[ Bell Rings ]

COME ON. LET'S GO!

[ Crowd Cheering ]

YEAH! YEAH!

- COME ON, BROOKLYN!

YOU CAN DO IT!

- COME ON!

GO! GO!

- BRING IT IN!

- LET'S GO!

[ Bell Rings ]

[ Announcer ]

OH, MY, 13 SECONDS!

WHAT A GREAT TIME FROM--

OH, HANG ON. LOOKS LIKE

THEY'VE GOT A LEANER.

- OH, DANG IT!

- YES!

- A BAD BREAK FOR THE DURANGOS!

- I KNEW I SHOULDN'T

HAVE CUT IT THAT CLOSE.

LEAVES THEM IN FOURTH PLACE.

OW!

NO, IT'S OKAY.

YOU DID GREAT.

DESPITE SILVER SPURS

HAVING A SLIGHT LEAD,

THE CHAMPIONSHIP

IS STILL WIDE OPEN...

AS WE MOVE INTO THE SECOND

TO LAST EVENT...

- BEFORE EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE,

THE BULL RIDE!

- COME ON.

DURANGOS, EVERYBODY, HUDDLE UP.

COME ON. COME ON, NOW.

WE CAN STILL WIN THIS

IF WE GO INTO THE BULL RIDE AND

BE THE SECOND OR THIRD PLACE.

- BUT WE'RE IN LAST RIGHT NOW.

- YEAH.

- WE'RE ONLY 20 POINTS AWAY

FROM BEING IN SECOND.

- IF WE WIN EVERY EVENT...

FROM HERE ON IN,

THE MONEY'S OURS.

COME ON NOW.

PUT IT IN TOGETHER.

DURANGO ON THREE, EVERYBODY.

ONE, TWO, THREE!

DURANGO!

HEY, GUYS.

[ Cows Mooing ]

I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU

A LITTLE HEADS UP.

I HEARD THE SILVER SPURS

IS PLANNING ON HAVING VEAL

TO CELEBRATE.

WHAT'S VEAL?

YOU ARE, MAN.

[ Bell Rings ]

** [ Man Singing Indistinctly ]

- YEAH!

- COME HERE!

COME ON! COME ON!

- YEAH! OH, YEAH!

- MAN!

[ Longhorn ]

AW, FORGET THIS.

I'M NOBODY'S MAIN COURSE, PAL.

ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO.

HEY.

HEY, YOU TALK TO THE STEER?

NO, BUT I HAVE A PLAN.

NOW I WANT YOU

TO CLOSE YOUR EYES.

YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

AND I WANT YOU

TO PICTURE DOUGHNUTS.

MMM.

BUT NOT JUST ANY DOUGHNUTS--

GLAZED DOUGHNUTS.

OHH.

AND NOT JUST

ANY GLAZED DOUGHNUTS.

FRESH, HOT-OUT-OF-THE-OVEN,

GLAZED DOUGHNUTS.

OHH. NOW YOU ARE

SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,

I WANT YOU TO PICTURE...

THOSE HOT GLAZED DOUGHNUTS

ON THE HORNS OF THIS STEER.

- [ Bellows ]

- WHOA. OKAY, LET ME AT HIM.

[ Bell Rings ]

COME HERE, DOUGHNUTS.

I GOT YOU!

[ Announcer ]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT LOOKS

LIKE WE HAVE A NEW RECORD!

- 3.4 SECONDS!

- OH, MAN!

- LET'S GIVE IT UP

FOR CLAYTON TAYLOR!

- WHOO-HOO! YEAH!

NOTE TO SELF.

DEFINITELY DO NOT STEAL

THEIR DOUGHNUTS EITHER.

[ Announcer ]

LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME

FOR SOME BARREL RACING.

GIVE OUR TEAMS A ROUND OF

APPLAUSE AS THEY ENTER THE RING

IN ORDER OF THE STANDINGS.

[ Brooklyn Groans ]

COME ON!

HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

IT'S MY HAND.

I THINK I BUSTED IT UP.

OKAY, WELL, JUST LET ME

TAKE A LOOK AT IT.

- JUST BE CAREFUL

'CAUSE IT REALLY HURTS.

- LET ME TRY SOMETHING.

OW, MAYA, GOD!

THAT REALLY HURT!

CAN SHE RIDE?

NO. IT'S DEFINITELY BROKEN.

IT'S OKAY, GUYS.

IT'S OVER, THOUGH.

- TEAM DURANGO, YOU HAVE ONE

MINUTE TO MOUNT YOUR HORSE.

- I'M SORRY.

NO, IT'S NOT.

NOT YET, ANYWAY.

MAYA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WELCOME ABOARD.

THANKS. WHAT DOES IT

LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?

BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRAINED

FOR THIS EVENT.

YOU SAID THE HARDEST PART

OF BARREL RACING IS THE GROUND,

SO I JUST WON'T HIT IT.

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL GO TELL THEM

THAT WE HAVE ANOTHER RIDER.

JUST HOLD ON TIGHT AND

I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST.

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

PAY ATTENTION AND DON'T FALL OFF

OR YOU'LL BE DEAD.

YOU JUST JOKING, RIGHT?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

BROOKLYN WEBSTER IS A SCRATCH

WITH A BROKEN HAND--

- MOM.

- YO, MAYA?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO

DO THIS, YOU KNOW.

YES, I DO.

IF IT WAS ME, YOU WOULD

HAVE DONE THE SAME THING.

I GOTTA APOLOGIZE

FOR BEING SUCH A JERK

TO YOU ALL SUMMER.

I'M NOT EXACTLY GOOD AT

GETTING ALONG WITH PEOPLE

WHEN I'M JEALOUS OF THEM.

I WANT YOU TO GO OUT THERE.

I WANT YOU TO MAKE US PROUD.

I GOT YOU.

THE TIME TO BEAT

IS 16 SECONDS.

WAIT, YOU WERE JUST KIDDING

ABOUT THAT WHOLE "DIE" THING,

RIGHT? HELLO?

[ Bell Rings ]

OH, NO!

COME ON. LET'S GO!

GO, MAYA!

COME ON, BUTCH!

OKAY, TAKE IT HOME, BUTCH!

TAKE IT.

[ Bell Rings ]

[ Announcer ]

15.8 SECONDS...

- YOU'RE AWESOME!

- FOR MAYA DOLITTLE.

OH, MY! WHAT A COMEBACK

FOR THE DURANGOS!

WITH THAT WIN,

THEY MOVE INTO SECOND PLACE

IN THE OVERALL STANDING...

WITH JUST ONE EVENT TO GO.

THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS,

IT'S TIME FOR THE BULL RIDE!

[ Bellowing ]

[ Grunts ]

RELAX, SON.

YEAH, TELL THAT TO HIM.

DON'T WORRY, I WILL.

NO. MAYA, LOOK.

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT

I NEED TO DO ON MY OWN, OKAY?

COME ON, BOY!

[ Bellows ]

RIDE HIM.

[ Announcer ]

SIX SECONDS, FOLKS.

NOT BAD.

- AND NOW THE

HIGHLY ANTICIPATED...

- DANG IT!

COMEBACK RIDE OF BO JONES!

THIS IS FOR THE

WHOLE ENCHILADA, FOLKS!

TALK ABOUT PRESSURE.

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER.

UM, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T

WANT ME TO TALK TO HIM?

WHY? DID HE SAY SOMETHING?

NOTHING YOU WANNA HEAR.

OKAY, I'M NOT GONNA

LIE TO YOU AGAIN.

HE SAID,

"PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER,"

BUT HE SAID IT IN A NICE WAY.

GREAT.

I FEEL BETTER NOW.

STAY ON.

YEAH! STAY ON!

- [ Groans ]

- BO!

- [ Jud ]

BO?

- [ Bellows ]

- [ Groaning ]

- GET UP, SON!

GET UP, BO! GET UP!

COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO.

GET UP, SON.

BO? WAKE UP, BO.

COME ON, SON.

[ Tyler ]

IS HE ALL RIGHT?

BO? COME ON, BO.

WAKE UP, SON.

[ Announcer ]

IT'S OFFICIAL, FOLKS.

BO JONES MANAGED TO STAY ON

FOR THE FULL 8 SECONDS!

- YOU HEAR THAT, BO?

- [ Groans ]

[ Jud ]

SON?

NOT BAD FOR

A HAS-BEEN, HUH?

[ Laughing ]

HELP HIM UP, CLAYTON.

COME ON!

[ Crowd Cheering ]

AND THAT MEANS THE WINNER...

OF THE $50,000 FIRST PRIZE

IS JUD JONES!

YEAH!

I WANNA SEE A REPLAY.

WHOO-HOO!

[ Maya ]

YES!

DURANGO!

OW! OW!

IT JUST WOULDN'T BE OUR STYLE

TO GO OUT ANY OTHER WAY,

WOULD IT?

LET ME HEAR IT ON THREE.

DURANGO ON THREE.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

DURANGO!

[ Chickens Clucking ]

[ Cogburn ]

ALL RIGHT, LADIES,

I'LL SEE YOU IN A SECOND.

I'M JUST GONNA STEP OUT

FOR SOME FRESH AIR.

I'VE STILL GOT IT.

HOO-HOO!

[ Chuckles ]

SO, BO.

YES.

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

IT WOULDN'T BE A SURPRISE IF

I TOLD YOU WHERE WE'RE GOING.

I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU

PROPERLY FOR HELPING US

SAVE THE RANCH.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

ONE SECOND, SWEETIE.

THANK YOU.

WAIT.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

DID I EVER TELL YOU I'VE

GOT A LOT OF OTHER THINGS

TO THANK YOU FOR?

COME ON.

WAIT. WHERE IS

EVERYBODY ANYWAY?

[ All ]

SURPRISE!

[ All Cheering ]

OH, MY GOD!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.

I COMPLETELY FORGOT!

OKAY, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT

HAVE YOU DONE WITH MAYA?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GIRL!

OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

THANK YOU.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

THANK YOU.

OH, MOMMY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

I DIDN'T DO IT ALL MYSELF.

I HAD A LITTLE HELP

FROM YOUR FRIENDS.

[ Screams ]

OH, MY GOSH!

THIS IS WAY BETTER

THAN ANY BOAT.

I KNOW, RIGHT.

I MISSED YOU!

AS SOON AS YOU TWO ARE DONE

SHRIEKING, SOME FOLKS WOULD

LIKE A WORD WITH YOU.

WAIT, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

OKAY.

YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK

THE SAME AS YOU DID

WHEN YOU WERE 16.

THANKS. AND THANKS

FOR TAKING CARE

OF MY LITTLE GIRL.

ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF FUNNY.

I THINK SHE'S THE ONE

THAT'S BEEN TAKING CARE OF US.

HEY.

MAYA, FOR WHAT YOU DID,

THIS IS OUR WAY

OF SAYING THANKS.

WE'D HAVE GOTTEN YOU A GIFT,

BUT WE'RE BROKE.

I SHOULD BE THANKING YOU GUYS.

WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT

WITHOUT YOU.

OH, COME ON. GO ON.

ENJOY YOUR PARTY.

YOU DESERVE IT.

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

- BYE, MAYA.

- MAYA, THANKS FOR

HELPING ME FIND MY MOJO.

** [ Country ]

[ Woman ]

* YOU CAN GIVE ME

A LITTLE ROCK AND ROLL *

* OR EVEN A WALTZ

WITH THE LIGHTS DOWN LOW *

* I'LL STILL BE DANCIN'

WHEN THEY CLOSE THE DOOR *

TELL ME SOMETHING

I DON'T KNOW.

* WELL, I'VE BEEN COOPED UP

ALL WEEK LONG *

* I'VE BEEN WORKING

MY FINGERS TO THE BONE *

* IT'S GIRLS' NIGHT OUT *

* HONEY, THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT *

* I'M GONNA DANCE EVERY DANCE

TILL THE BOYS GO HOME *

* WELL, IT'S MY NIGHT TO ROCK

NO WATCHIN' THAT OL' CLOCK *

[ Lucky Narrating ]

AND SO OUR STORY ENDS.

WELL, NOT REALLY.

YOU SEE, BO IS UP TO SEE MAYA

EVERY WEEKEND FROM STANFORD.

BROOKLYN AND MAYA

TALK EVERY DAY.

GO FIGURE, HUH?

TYLER'S COMING BACK TO DURANGO

NEXT YEAR TO TEACH ROPING.

AND CLAYTON-- WELL,

CLAYTON LOST HIS BABY FAT...

AND HE'S NOW CONSIDERED QUITE

THE CATCH WITH THE LADIES.

THE IMPORTANT THING

IS MAYA'S DOING GREAT,

HAPPY TO BE EXACTLY

WHO SHE IS--

A DOLITTLE.

AS FOR ME, I'M STILL THE OLD DOG

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN.

ONLY NOW I'VE GOT

A COUNTRY GAL...

WHO I LIKE TO VISIT WHEN

THE CITY BABES GET ME DOWN.

CITY BABES? YOU AND ME ARE

GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A TALK,

LUCKY DOLITTLE.

WOMEN. CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM,

CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM.

[ Woman ]

* LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

WE'LL GET CRAZY TONIGHT *

* MY FOLKS IS BY MY SIDE

WE GONNA RIDE, RIDE *

* ALL MY PEOPLE HOLLA

WE GONNA GET IT LOUD *

* WE GONNA TEAR IT UP

WE GETTIN' HIGH, HIGH *

** [ Continues Indistinctly ]

* 'CAUSE HER BODY'S CALLIN' *

* TRUE *

* CLUB'S OVERFLOWIN' *

* TRUE *

* BIG GUNS ARE SMOKIN'

WE GONNA GET OPEN

FEEL THAT GROOVE *

* LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

WE'LL GET CRAZY TONIGHT *

* MY FOLKS IS BY MY SIDE

WE GONNA RIDE, RIDE *

* ALL MY PEOPLE HOLLA

WE GONNA GET IT LOUD *

* WE GONNA TEAR IT UP

WE GETTIN' HIGH, HIGH *

** [ Continues Indistinctly ]

* 'CAUSE HER BODY'S CALLIN' *

* TRUE *

* CLUB'S OVERFLOWIN' *

* TRUE *

* BIG GUNS ARE SMOKIN'

WE GONNA GET OPEN

FEEL THAT GROOVE *

* LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

WE'LL GET CRAZY TONIGHT *

* MY FOLKS IS BY MY SIDE

WE GONNA RIDE, RIDE *

* ALL MY PEOPLE HOLLA

WE GONNA GET IT LOUD *

* WE GONNA TEAR IT UP

WE GETTIN' HIGH, HIGH *

** [ Continues Indistinctly ]

* 'CAUSE HER BODY'S CALLIN' *

* TRUE *

* CLUB'S OVERFLOWIN' *

* TRUE *

* BIG GUNS ARE SMOKIN'

WE GONNA GET OPEN

FEEL THAT GROOVE *

* LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

WE'LL GET CRAZY TONIGHT *

* MY FOLKS IS BY MY SIDE

WE GONNA RIDE, RIDE *

* ALL MY PEOPLE HOLLA

WE GONNA GET IT LOUD *

* WE GONNA TEAR IT UP

WE GETTIN' HIGH, HIGH **

Dr. Dolittle 3 (2006) - full transcript