Don't Tell Papa (2004) - full transcript

Produced by / YOO In-taek

Written by / JANG Sa-hyun

Ae-ran, What's wrong?
Open up!

Where the hell is Chul-soo?

What do you care
what panties I have on?

You couple of sick Peeping Toms!

How dare you look
under my skirt!

I'm sorry, You're so sexy
that I couldn't resist

What are you looking at?

- Maam
- What, punk?

I didn't think you were that sexy
I just followed his lead



You're worse than him!

What's going on?

Coming through! Out of the way!

Ae-ran, give it a big push!

Push!

Stop screaming!
What's going on here?

She's in damn labor!

What?

What happened?
Did the baby come out?

- A dick or pussy?
- Damn!

DON'T TELL PAPA
(Raising My Dad)

Gently!

Stop wiggling

Stay still



Dad, it hurts

Okay
Almost done here

Am I dirty?

- No
- Really?

Sure, Cho-won
You're almost too clean

I know I am

That's right
You're way too clean

You're done

Scrub my back now

Okay

Not too hard, Cho-won, Gently...

What?

You've got so much dead skin

What are you, an eraser?

What the fuck is this?

Let's go hit the shower, son

Why did you draw on your body
not on the paper?

Cho-won...

It doesn't come off

You used waterproof paint?
It's awesome!

Cho-won...

Boss!

Dad, how come your balls
are so big?

You don't call them balls

they're called testicles

Testicles?

Mine are called that, too?

Yours are called...

Popsicles!

And BIG isn't the right word

You say, they're ripe

- Ripe?
- That's right

When you get as big as dad

yours will be as ripe as mine

Cho-won?

Get out of here, kid

Wow, your testicles are so ripe

Look, bitch

You think you're at a farm?

What?

If you can't sing
try to be fucking sexy

God, what a dog!

Go fuck yourself, asshole

What?

Nothing
What's on your back?

That goes for you, too, dick

Don't call me a dick
That makes me very upset

Zip it, bitch

Thank you!

Where's Chul-soo?

My teacher wants to know
if you can come for Career Day

Really?

Sure

Male teachers might feel
threatened about their jobs

So, you're gonna do it?

Okay

He's pretty big lately

Cho-won

Am I fucking hot?

Yeah, You're fucking hot
You're the man!

Gosh, he's a cutie

That asshole pisses me off

Hey, I paid fortune for it!

You boys don't wear makeup

What boy?

Ever seen a guy wearing a bra?

Have you seen a girl
with an Adams apple?

Cho-won, come here
I've got candy for you

- Here you go
- Thanks

- Aren't you bored?
- Yes

Want some milk?

Go ahead

Knock it off

Poor kid

Don't play with him, Cho-won

Come on, I'm not a He!

- You turn me off!
- Look who's talking!

- Were up next
- Oh, okay

Later, Cho-won

One day

A boy was taking a bath
with his parents

Looking at her privates
he asked her

Mom, how much is your washcloth?

Embarrassed...

She replied
Oh, It's 3 bucks

How much is yours, daddy?

It's 5 bucks, said daddy

Why is yours more expensive
than mommys?

Cause mine has a handle to it
and produces soapy water

Thank you so much

That guy over here is doubling
over with laughter

We have a great show tonight

Up next

They just got back from a tour
in Southeast Asia

Give it up for the OKAMA Sisters!

Oh, a puppy!

Where do you come from?

You're so cute

Cute, isn't it?

Yeah

Happy?

How dare you steal my dog, thief!

No, I didn't

You're lying!

Don't push me!

Way to go, Cho-won

Daddy! Daddy!

Bok-tae, What's wrong?

He stole my dog and hit me

You little bastard!

Cho-won!
What do you think you're doing?

Are you okay?

I didn't steal it

I know you didn't

That dog came in here

Shut your trap, bitch

Why'd that son of a bitch
come in here?

What?

That dog

Thank you!

We've got a full house tonight
It's awesome

Dad!

How are you, sir?

They all cracked up
over my Soapy Water joke

Stop goofing around
and teach your son manners

You think you own this place?

- No, sir
- Leave your kid at home!

Think if you got a brain

Think! Think!

I'm sorry, sir
It won't happen again

Fucking idiot!

Let's go

- Did you get hurt?
- Take this...

- Get your hands off!
- I'm sorry

Goodnight, sir Sorry!

- Dad?
- Go to bed

Sorry I got you in trouble, dad

Dad...

It's okay

- You want a puppy?
- No

You can't afford it

Who says I can't?

I got you a computer, didn't I?

You're not doing it tonight?

It's down

It's down?
Let me fix it for you

But you know nothing
about computers

What are you talking about?

Whey they're down in boxing

they get right up on the count

One, two, three...

You're unbelievable!

I'm unbelievable?
Am I?

Kim Cho-won is down!
One, two...

You're no match for me

- Dad
- Yeah?

Don't you miss mom?

Mom?

I sure do

Where did you meet her?

We met...

At the library

Shake it, people!

Are you guys here to study?

No!

Are you guys here to eat?

No!

Then, are you here to exercise?

No!

Oh, I got it
You're here to pick up dates!

Yes!

Let's drink!

To our friendship!
Lets drink ourselves to death!

So cool!

Guys here tonight suck

I bet they go to high school

Should we hook up with them?

- Who?
- Them!

Yeah!

What's going on here?

Are you girls old enough
to drink here?

Fuck off

Get the fuck out of my face!

- What?
- She cracks me up

You fucking bitch!

Go ahead
Hit me!

- Don't do that, Ae-ran
- Let go!

Dickhead!

You're dead!

- Hold it!
- Who the fuck are you?

Leave them alone!

- Get down, asshole
- I'll deal with you

- Yeah, bring it on!
- Let it go

- Stop it!
- Stay the fuck out!

Who's this fuckface?

What's he doing up there?

- Beep them!
- Beep whom?

What a wuss!

He's a fucking joke

Fuck!

Drink this
That was awesome

You!
Get me more beer

Waiter? Waiter!

Who named me Cho-won?

I did, Why?

Chowon Motel
It's such a cool name

What'd you like about her?

Everything

Especially the birthmark
on her back

She was literally an angel
And I was a lucky lumberjack

Ae-ran? It's okay

You'll wrinkle up your clothes
Take them off

Let me help you with the skirt

How do I undo the belt?

So many holes...

Asshole!

Come on

Make my day

What are you doing there?

Aren't those my clothes?

You're an angel without wings
and I'm a lumberjack

What? An angel?
A lumberjack?

What the... Come here

Wait!

How'd she die?

She was a fragile woman and
died while giving birth to you

Get over her, man
It's been almost a year

You're so naive
She was a one-night-stand

I don't even remember her face

Shut up

What panties does she have on?

I have to find out

Sorry to bother you, maam

Is this Class Three of seniors?

Yes?

Do you have a student named
Kim Chul-soo?

Here, That's me

You call yourself a man?
Shame on you!

I've delivered all kinds of things

From food, office supplies, to pets

But none was as shocking as this

You irresponsible punk!

Let me tell you something, kid

Out of respect for my late wife

I still use black condoms

That's what you call true love!

Watch where you swing it!

What's happening to this world?

Sorry for the disruption, maam

Study like hell!

Yes, sir

Sex Education by Ministry of Education

- Dad
- Huh?

Wasn't it hard raising me alone?

Not at all

You gave me the world

What more could I want in life?

Poor baby!
Don't blame your mama

She didn't wanna send you
to an orphanage

That's why she had you
delivered to your daddy

Her parents are so conservative
She had no choice

You gotta understand her

Can I have her address
in America?

What for?

To send him back to her?

Why don't you try to raise him?

He was born at school
I bet hell be a smart boy

Tell your parents well

I'm an orphan

Dad, are you happy?

Today

Cho-won's father is with us
for Career Day

Everybody shut up!

- Please go ahead
- Thanks

- Hi
- Hi!

Should I tell you a funny story?

Yes!

Okay

A boy was taking a bath
with his mommy

Looking at her privates
he asked her

'Mom, how much is your washcloth? '

What on earth is he trying to say?

- 'Oh, It's 3 bucks'
- What washcloth?

Oh God!

Next day, he took a bath
with his daddy

And he asked him the same thing

'How much is your washcloth, daddy? '

He replied, 'It's 5 bucks'

The boy became curious

'Why is yours more expensive
than mommys? '

And here's what daddy told him

'Cause mine has a handle to it
and produces soapy water'

What's wrong with you?

How much is yours, maam?

Does it produce soapy water?

Your teachers can't produce
any soapy water

You know why?

Wasn't I cool today?

Yeah, kids absolutely loved you

- Really?
- Yes!

Check this out

Excuse me
My brother bought you this

Wanna hook up with him?

Bro!

Yeah, I'm coming

Excuse me

You look lonesome
Why don't we sit together?

Sit down, bro

- It's so hot today
- Who are you?

Who the fuck are you?

We didn't know you had company

Let's go, bro

- Dad
- Your dad's coming soon

You are...

Hey!

Why can't he leave me alone?

It's me GU Jul-gu!

GU Jul-gu?

That's right!

That panty expert?

Damn!

What are you doing here?

You should've called first

Sorry

I'm kind of busy
Just follow me around

Great working environment!

Damn!

I should've peeped at panties
and become a panty designer

A lingerie designer!

How does it feel?

Great!

It supports my breasts
and makes them look bigger

Is that so?

Why don't you try this on?

Here

What about this?

I don't know

It doesn't feel as comfortable

I like the other one better

Yeah?

Squeeze them in

And up...

Come take a look at my panties

Okay

- Panties?
- What about them?

Jul- gu, I can't...

We should make them
more revealing

More?

- How about now?
- They feel too tight in the ass

I thought so

- Let's go have some coffee
- Okay

This is a paradise!

Fix me up with your models

Keep it down, man
You're embarrassing me

Tell me

You bonked that one in red...

Shut up
She's the executive

Get in

Come on

She's the executive?

Yeah

She's the head of our branch
in America

She's here for a lingerie show

Such a pain in the ass

You have no idea
how stuck-up she is

You know what her name is?
It's killer

- What is it?
- Langer Rhee

- God, That's funny
- I told you

She looks very familiar, though

Anyway, you bonked that one
didn't you?

Man!

I did

I knew it, you dog!

Like your doll

- Buried in the dust...
- Dad!

Who's that pal over there?

Is he Cho-won
son of Kim Chul-soo?

Keep it down

You'll wake up everybody

Still up waiting for daddy?
Didn't mosquitoes get you?

- You drank again?
- Only one shot

- You always say that
- My boy!

- Let's go
- Don't drink too much

Yes, sir!

Blooming in the garden

That my dad and I built

All kinds of flowers...

- Feeling good?
- Damn good!

You're such a big boy now

Dad, you don't want to
wet the bed again

Go pee

- Dad!
- I won't wet the bed

No way!

You do every time
when you sleep drunk

Get up!

Okay, okay

What are you...

Okay, I'm coming

Get up
You're so heavy!

Am I?

Okay, I'll get up for you

Hold on

Go ahead

Thank you!

- Number two?
- Yeah

Take off your pants then

Why'd you drink so much?

Sorry

You smell like liquor!

What is this?

What?

What's this?

God!

Wanna go with me?

How? There's only one toilet

Oh, that's right

Diarrhea?

A little bit

Toilet paper, please

Doesn't that feel good!
Feel so good

Dad I love you

Chul-soo, take a look at my bra

- Very good
- Check out my panties

Sure

- They're good
- Chul-soo?

Look at both for me

Why don't you ask Jul-gu?

Oh, yes...

I love you

What are you doing?

You love me this much?

Yeah, I love you so much

I'm in heaven!

So am I, dad

Dad!

I can't breathe!

See what your son wrote

Let me read it for you

I can't believe this is a diary
of an 8-year-old boy

Look

'The weather's damn good'

God!

'Dad promised to buy me a puppy
if he makes fucking big bucks'

Gosh!

'That made me damn happy! '

I can't believe this

Laughing?
You think this is funny?

Sorry

I've been teaching for years

But I've never had a student
like your son

Thank you so much!

I had no idea how much
you loved Cho-won

What are you doing?
Pay attention!

Are you making fun of me
because I'm old?

That's not it

Look

I've got a little something
for you

You shouldn't have done this

You'll love them, Take a look

What's this?

You didn't have to get me anything

What's this?

Oh my!
They'll give me a wedgy

Take a look

I know they look quite small

Wear them for 3 months
and you'll think differently

You can get yourself back
a sexy, curvy body

Swell, huh?

Are you a B-cup?

God, how embarrassing!

I think you're a C-cup

She told you I was a good boy?

She did

She went on and on about
what a good student you are

That had me feel fucking good

I feel fucking good, too
only because you do

- You do?
- Yeah

Good!

- When'd you and mom get married?
- Back in college

- You went to college?
- Yeah...

You're supposed to go to one
after high school

I was born then?

Sure

Like your doll that I have

Buried in the dust

You feel so distant
in my memories

Don't make me cry

I don't wanna be the guy
in a sad movie

Don't make me cry

I don't wanna be remembered
like a sad song

The thought of you in my head

So much sadness on my mind

The smile you gave me that night

Long gone out of my sight

What's wrong with you tonight?

Got your report card?

Okay, fine

Why don't you smoke?

No way

Why not? Go ahead
You'll feel better

I know you're a chain smoker

Listen, Chul-soo

What?

Do you like me?

- Of course
- Why?

Because you're an angel
and I'm a lumberjack

We've got a problem then

I've got my wings back

Kiss me

- No
- Why not?

Hard to decide, isn't it?

If you ask me
I'd definitely go with this one

What do you think?

I've been following my heart
all my life

My heart dominates my head

I often fell victim
to my feelings

when I was younger

Da-hui

Professor

But...

Don't take me for a girl
who kicks up her skirt

for any guy she runs into

Hey! Kong Soon-mi

Hey, fatty

Soon-mi!

I terribly miss my baby

I think she's drunk

Excuse me
Who are you looking for?

Are you fucking drunk?

What the...!

Gosh, this is embarrassing

Why don't I move you
to the end of the bar?

Right there

Soon-mi!

He's nowhere to be found

I miss him so much

Pipe down, bitch

I'm very close to getting laid

He must be really big now

You dumped the suckling
What's the point?

By now...

He must've started school

You think he has a step mom?

What are you gawking at?

What the...

Hey, hey!

You've changed your name
but haven't kicked that habit!

You're unbelievable

What are you looking at, wuss?

Be very nice to her

Yes, sir!

It's not that bad, is it?

This is where we have fun

Not like American clubs, though

Who knows?
You might find it interesting

Get me beer

Sure

What's this?

Episode 12?
Why didn't you tell me?

What a fucking cheapskate!

How could he do this to me?
It's like robbing a beggar

I bet that fucking asshole
will drop dead one day

He used to carry my bags
for Gods sake

Fuck in hell!

Fuck in hell!

Go get me a pack of cigarettes

Okay

Fuck in hell!

- Watch your mouth with him
- Sorry!

To Miss Langer Rhee
and the success of our show

Cheers!

Hey, Cho-won!

Jul-gu!

- You're with dad?
- Yes

What are you doing here?

Drinking with my colleagues

He's a son of my friend
who works here

He's a cutie, unlike his dad

Say hi to her

She's a very important person

- Hi! My name's Kim Cho-won
- Hi

You're a cutie

Thank you

Have a freaking ball!

That's pretty sad
He talks like a waiter

I went to school with his dad
He's the MC of this club

- Thank you!
- You are so gorgeous!

What an erotic, fantastic show!

Wouldn't you say so?

Give them a big hand, please!

That was good

To keep this mood going

Why don't I sing for you guys?

Music, hit it!

Like your doll that I have

Buried in the dust

You feel so distant
in my memories

Don't make me cry

I don't wanna be the guy
in a sad movie

Don't make me cry

I don't wanna be remembered
like a sad song

The thought of you in my head

So much sadness on my mind

The smile you gave me that night

Man!
It's the only song he knows

Let me tell you
He's gone through a lot

I bet he's the only student
in the whole country

who had his baby delivered
to him in class

That boy

What's his name again?

After the first motel
they fucked in

his dad named him Cho-won
isn't that hilarious?

How old is he?

I'm pretty sure, he's eight

You saw him
He's such a cutie

How could a girl dump a baby
right after giving birth?

That's fucking sick

Even dogs don't desert their cubs

That bitch is no better than

Sorry
I got a little hyped up

You girls don't sleep around

- Especially you!
- Jul-gu!

Don't feel too bad, though

They're pretty happy
on their own

Let me tell you

If his mom comes back
and sees how happy they are

shell be very sorry

Maam?

She's more emotional
than I thought, isn't she?

I can't believe you bitches
You call that a show?

I think I've been too good
with you bitches

Should I teach you a lesson?

Playing pussy cause you got
your dicks cut off?

Especially you!

You didn't serve in the army
did you?

I sure did

Don't talk back to me!

- I got you water
- Thank you

You bitch!
He's not your servant

Cho-won, never do that again

No, I wanted to

Damn!

You're jealous that he likes me

What'd you say, dickhead?

Don't call me that!

Line up, bitches!
You all are dead meat

Oh! Boy

What are you doing here?

Who's she?

Don't make me cry...

Dad, you know her?

She's with your designer friend

Yeah

I do

Hi! This is a nice surprise

You know what?

I need to talk to the lady
You stay here

Let's go

Goodbye, maam
Come again!

- Who's she?
- Beats me, bitch

- How are you?
- Good

I came back recently

How'd you know I work there?

I didn't

I had no idea
Jul-gu was your friend

What a small world

Cho-won...
You raised him well

After the fashion show
I'm going back to America

You made it, huh?

Back then I had no choice
because of my parents

Otherwise... They would've sent him
to an orphanage

Forget it
It's all in the past

I'd like to see him

But you're leaving soon

What's he to you?
A toy?

He's happy without you

Happy?

Growing up at a club?
You call that happy?

You have no right to say that

Don't tell me
what rights I have!

Shut up!
Don't come near my son

He's my son, too!

Will you take him?

Will you?

You're so bad

I won't let you dump him twice

I don't wanna see you again

He thinks his mom is in heaven
An angel who loved him!

Goodbye!

Are you feeling bad
about my buddy's son?

Don't worry about him

Aren't you emotional!

I bet that bitch lives well
somewhere

Fucking bitch!

How could she dump her own child?

I wish she dropped dead
don't you?

Blooming in the garden

My dad and I built...
Monkey!

Crow!

All kinds of flowers

Right before our eyes

My dad once

I can't believe this!

His friend we met at a disco
works for you now?

Right

You didn't recognize him?

- Didn't he?
- No

I saw him only once 8 years ago

Then again, I don't remember
what he looked like

Come in

Did you wanna see me?

- Have a seat
- Okay

Don't you recognize me?

What do you mean?

Right!

You put out the cigarette
on your tongue

and kicked their asses

And you were that big girl
Now I remember!

Wait a second

That makes you Cho-wons...

Help us out here
Where does Cho-won live?

- What a fucking small world!
- Please help me

Sure maam

- You like it?
- Yes!

You don't?

I do

Eat this

I'll cook from tomorrow on

- Really?
- Yeah

- What about side dishes?
- I'll make them

I'm okay with noodles

Chul-soo?

You didn't lock the door?

Playing cards tonight?

- Jeul-gu, what are you doing here?
- Come on in

Chul-soo, let me explain

Want me to go break some bills?

- Some father you are!
- Let's talk outside

Not playing here?

I'm going out with them

- You watch the house
- Okay

You're going to the House?

Jesus!

I hate to be saying this

But how can you live like that?

Ae-ran might've passed out
if she were here

The club will be crowded

And my dad will get a raise

Hell make fucking big bucks!

- That's how boys grow up
- Bullshit!

Raise your kid like that!

I'm not in the position
to tell you this

But he's Ae-ran's son, too

Let me cut to the chase

She would like to meet you

Not because she misses you
but because of the boy

I'm out of here

Tell her to leave us alone
Goodbye

Chul-soo!

Do me a favor

Can you get me a gig
out in the country?

It doesn't have to be an MC

As long as it pays, I don't care

- Why all of a sudden?
- It's just...

I wanna work at a different club

I don't know

I'll see what I can do

Stop pulling a long face
Let's drink

One more bottle, please!

Thanks, but I gotta get going

I'll talk to you later
Sorry

Chul-soo?

Damn!

What are you looking at?

- Cho-won
- Dad!

What took you so long?
I was so scared alone

What's that?

What do you think it is?

- Voila!
- A puppy!

So cute! Thanks, dad

You're the best!

So cute!

What should we name him?

Cho-won!

God, You're a carbon copy

A carbon copy?

You look so much like your dad

What a cutie!

You and my dad are friends?

Yes

Why'd you come to see me?

You knew my mom, too?

Gosh!

You like my dad?

He's very popular with girls

I can hook you guys up
if you want me to

I've done it a few times

He does whatever I ask him to

I'm afraid I gotta go now

You can take me out later

I'll help you
because you're pretty

Can you hook me up, too?
I'm also pretty

Let me eat your cookies

No, they're called testicles!

Dad says men should have
ripe testicles

And you're not pretty!

- I still wanna eat them!
- No way!

- Dad?
- Yes, Cho-won

Where did you go?
You should've waited for me

That lady friend of yours
came to see me at school

I think she has a crush on you

She's awfully nice to me
Good luck

I think she's fucking loaded

What?

You don't like her?

You should watch your mouth

Don't use the F word!

What are you yelling at me for?

- Answer me!
- I won't

- Sir!
- Sir

One more thing

I don't like her
So never talk to her again

Say you won't!

Dad, let it go

You need a wife

Sir

I know

But I don't like her

You want me to marry a girl
that I don't like?

Like you didn't wanna sit
with that girl in class

I kind of grew to like her

God!

We have different tastes in women
I don't like her type

Once I say no, that's it
Got that?

Never meet her again!

Gosh, you're picky

Come straight home
after school

Okay

Go on

Cho-won

I love you

I love you!

I don't see it happening

He hit the ceiling
when I asked him to meet you

Why doesn't he like you?

You'll make a great mom

I'm sorry you wasted money
on this pizza

We can meet behind his back

If you feel like anything
just call me

You have my number

But you're not marrying me

Don't you have self-esteem?

Cho-won, well have fun together
Just you and me, Okay?

I guess this is what they call Karma

- Eat some
- You can have it all

Seeing you eat makes me full

Do me a favor

Can you buy me one to go?

I don't feel good eating this
without my dad

He loves pizza, too

- Sure
- Thanks!

I don't understand
why he doesn't like you

Jul-gu says you look yummy

- God, I'm pissed!
- Are you okay?

I'm all wet

Why don't you wash up
at my place?

I'm quite dirty, huh?

- No
- Really?

You're almost too clean

That's what dad says

Can I ask you something?

What?

How come you have no testicles?

What? Well...

I don't really...

I know!

Girls don't have testicles
but tits!

Dad likes girls with big tits

- You want me to scrub your back?
- Sure

I do daddys

Especially the birthmark on her back

Why aren't you scrubbing it?

You have a mole on your back

I heard my mom had one, too

She did?

You've got no dead skin

Neither does my dad

- Then you can stop
- No

I've always wanted to scrub
my mom's back

Your tits are suffocating me!

Stop it!

Chul-soo, I'm really sorry

I know how you feel
Try to understand her

That's right
You should understand her

After all, she gave birth to him

It's natural for her to
want to be with him

Can't you see that?

- That's right
- Shut up!

Leave my poor Chul-soo alone

Chul-soo, cheer up

Take that job I got you
and live happily with him

It breaks my heart
to see you in pain

Don't be too sad, Lee-soo

Hey... Hey! Are you drunk?

- Oh, sorry
- I can't believe that bitch

Let me go first

Is that the only stall?

Where should I go?

I'll just pee here

Oh shit!

She shakes...

Lee-soo!

- Sit next to me
- Let go

Lee-soo, you know what?

I'm as lonely as Chul-soo

When I first saw you
my heart almost stopped

You're so beautiful

- Hey, hey
- What?

- She shakes
- She shakes what?

She's a he
I saw the thing

You're jealous, aren't you?

Lee-soo, do you have a dick?

Yeah, I didn't have money
to do the surgery

Don't rub it in, asshole!

Shut up, Shut the fuck up!

He wants you to be quiet

Fuck!

Soon-mi!

What?

- Soon-mi!
- What?

Wanna get laid?

You pig...

Chul-soo!

- Maam
- Yes?

Give it to me

What?
What do you want?

You know what

You son of a bitch!

I'd rather give it to a dog!
Get the fuck out of here!

Get out of here, asshole!

Son of a bitch!

What do you take me

And why am I your last choice?
That's even more upsetting!

Get the fuck out!

What are you still doing here?

I've been watching you
and you turn me off!

How much?

Chul-soo

Every kid needs a mom

Between you and me

she didn't wanna leave him

Shut up!

I can't forgive her

She dumped her own child

And now she wants him back?

No way!

Cho-won thinks
his mom is an angel

Whatever you say
She's still Cho-won's mom

She gave birth to him!

Cho-won!

You two had all the fun

And why am I suffering for it?

- Cho-won, daddy's home!
- Keep it down!

Come on, get moving

- Cho-won!
- Quiet!

- Cho-won!
- Keep it down

Cho-won, daddy's home!

Hush!

- Cho-won, daddy is...
- Dad

Cho-won

- You drank again?
- Yeah

Because I didn't wait for you
after school?

No

I'm sorry, dad
I'll never do that again

It's okay

Daddy's sorry

Dad!

I'm sorry
It's all my fault

Cho-won, you look so handsome

Thanks

No

I'm just so happy being with you

I'm sorry, but...

I don't want you to come
to see me any more

Why?

Just because...

It's very hard for dad
and I feel uncomfortable

I'm really sorry

After all the clothes and pizza
you bought me...

- Cho-won
- Stop it!

It's not that I don't like you

Please

Take me home

Goodbye

Mom...

Mom...

Mom...

Rhee Ae-ran?

He asked me to give you these

Who?

A man who loves you so much

Who are you?

Take it as a piece of advice
from another woman

If I were you
I'd never leave a guy like him

Chul-soo sent me these?

Chul-soo...

Do you have any idea why
he hides his feelings from you?

I do...

It's not because he hates you

He doesn't want to be
a burden on you

That's how nice he is

And you...

What's your relation to him?

It's a secret

As a woman,
I'm so envious of you

Girls like you have guys lined up
after them

I feel so sorry for myself

What the fuck are you doing here?

Woman my ass!

Get the fuck out!

This asshole is a man

He shakes after peeing!

Fucking asshole!

Keep your eyes down
before I poke them out

Bye

That dickhead!

He just threatened
to poke my eyes out

Don't make me cry

I don't wanna be the guy
in a sad movie

Don't make me cry

I don't wanna be remembered
like a sad song

The thought of you in my head...

How do I look?

Your tits are not big enough

Look like a real girl

It tickles

Do I look like a real girl?

You should look sexy, too

You sure you're a kid?

- Dad?
- What?

Don't worry

I know you can do this

Yes

I can do this

- Shake a leg!
- Coming!

Damn!

- Hey
- Sir?

- Kill the music
- Okay

God, that was an eyesore

BO Lee-su introduced me
to this club

- Hey
- Yes?

Who's BO Lee-soo?

You've met him
He couldn't afford the surgery

So he only had a boob job done

That dick introduced him?

You know what?

I'll fire him

No, well keep him
He's cheap

Yes, sir

Thank you!

Cho-won!

Popo's looking at me

Cho-won, do you like it here?

Yeah

What do you say?

Wanna live in this house?

Yeah, let's do that

Are you sure?

Won't you be bored?
You've got no friends here

All I need is you, dad

Sorry, Popo
I need you, too!

Why do you like daddy?

I don't have any money
to buy you anything

And I'm poorly educated

But you play with me

You bathe and pee with me

None of my friend's dads are
like you

That's my boy!

So smart after me!

- It hurts!
- Sit up

Well pack up tomorrow
and move down here

- Okay?
- Okay

Stars are so bright!

So many!

That brightest star is yours

Yours is over there

And that is Popos

- Popos?
- Yes

It sure looks like a dog

And that is mommys

You can't be doing this

Once you go back
That's really it for you

You've lived in America too long?

A poor husband and a kid
are obstacles in your career?

Or you got a man in America?

Fuck Langer Rhee!

Stop it!

It's hard for me, too

The car is ready

What the fuck!
You sure you're his friend?

What'd I do?

Take this

I need to talk to my boss

- Wait in the dressing room
- Okay

You didn't think
I'd beg you to stay, did you?

Go

What are you standing there for?

You owe me some money

- What?
- 3 months paychecks

What'd you just say?

For June, July, and August

Son of a bitch!

If I've got money for you
I'd rather wipe my ass with it

Get out!

Get the fuck out
Out!

Sir, come with me
to the dressing room

What's the matter?

Your son and Cho-won
fought over a dog

What?

Like father, like son!

What's the matter, Cho-won?
What happened?

I tried to stop him
from hitting Popo

But he hit me first

Bok-tae!

Your nose is bleeding!

He hit me, daddy!

How dare you!

Cho-won! Are you okay?

Why'd you hit me?
He picked on me first!

You little bastard

Get out of my way, punk

What are you looking at?

You're asking for it, asshole

You're quitting
so you don't care?

Hey, take my son outside

You ingrate son of a bitch!

Dad!

Dad!

You're dead, asshole

- Cho-won!
- Motherfucker!

Dad!

- You...
- Cho-won!

- No one fucks with me!
- Stop hitting my dad!

- Please stop hitting him
- Son of a bitch!

It's my fault
Please stop hitting him!

Get the fuck off me, brat!

Cho-won

Cho-won!

Cho-won!

Daddy

Yeah, daddy's here

You motherfucker!

Are you out of your mind?

I am, you son of a bitch!

Motherfucker!

Dad!

Stop hitting my dad!

Dad!

Hey, hey!

Dad!

- Cho-won...
- Dad!

Drag him up to the roof

Dad!

Dad!

Dad, open your eyes!

Dad!

Hello?

Mom... Mom...

Cho-won!

Mom...

Cho-won, It's mommy

Cho-won, It's mommy
What's wrong?

Mom... Mom...

Save dad, mom

Mom, daddy's dying
Please save him!

Cho-won!

Turn around!
Now!

Cho-won... Cho-won!

Dad!

Please don't let my dad die!

Dad!

- Get him out of here
- Dad!

Cho-won!

Cho-won!

Mommy's here

I hate you!

You know how much
I missed you?

I called your name every night
into the sky

Why'd you come now?

Why'd you show up now
and put dad in pain?

Save my dad!
Save him!

Mom, please save dad

Save my poor dad!

I'm sorry, Cho-won

Mommy's sorry

Wake up, dad

Dad, I'm here

Why's he sleeping so long?

Because he took a lot of beatings?

Dad!

Save my dad!

Please save my poor dad!

Dad, open your eyes

Wake up and look at me!

Dad!

Chul-soo?

Chul-soo, no!

Kim Chul-soo!

You can't die on me!

Let's go, dad
You can't stay here forever

Were we moving, remember?

You told me we were gonna
live in that house

I'm sorry
It's all mommy's fault

Mom, make daddy wake up
Tell him I'm here

Tell him you're here

Dad, mommy's here
You look horrible

Does it hurt a lot?

I'm sorry
I'll never get into a fight

Please don't leave me alone

Dad!

Dad...

Cho-won, why are you crying?
Where am I?

Who are you?

Cho-won

Where's my bag?

All these years

I've administered countless
marriages of my students

However, this is surely the most
impressive, touching one

Why?

As you all already know

The bride and groom met
back in high school

And they did it like rabbits
day and night

Know what I mean?

Like rabbits? God!

He couldn't recognize his mom

He couldn't call her Mom

What'd he do to deserve that?

I'm talking about that boy!

Anyway, this beautiful couple

gives us a very precious lesson

Which is...
Kids shouldn't have kids!

They have sex without protection
and get knocked up

What's happening to this society?