Donghaemulgwa baekdusan (2003) - full transcript

DPRK Navy 13th Squadron,
Escort 916

Hostilities on deck!

Hostilities on deck!

Up and hot!

Radar 230?
In place!

- Pilot House?
- In place!

Load the guns!

Section 1 ready to engage!

Section 2 ready to engage!

Present arms!

Face the front!



13th squadron, Escort 916
in combat readiness!

Spirit of Revolution!

Spirit of Revolution!

Spirit of Revolution!
Spirit of Revolution!

Lost in the South
Mission: Going Home

Focus!

Maintain the unity!

A fierce stare!

MBC FM for you

Here comes a song that will take
the summer heat away.

I felt so comfortable with you

You seemed a real nice guy

But look what happened...

Wow, she's the bomb.



Comrade Dong-hae.

She's as good as naked.

It comes in handy
when you jack off.

Just like that!

I got a bite!

- Pull!
- Check it out.

Look at the size of this thing!

As big as a self-propelled bomb!

This is what I'm taking about.

Have a piece.

God, it melts in my mouth.

One at a time!

This isn't to make you full.

What?

Captain!

Please forgive me.

Any last words?

Hail the Republic.

Long live the respected
General KIM Jung-il.

All hail!

All hail!

Please spare my life, Captain.

Where'd you get this?

I just found it.

Look here.

Stand closer.

God, it hurts.

Sir!

You're a revolutionary warrior.

And he's tarnished your mind.

Punish Comrade LIM!

- Sir?
- It's an order!

He gave our party a bad name.

Go ahead.

Aye, sir.

Don't you dare!

What are you doing with that?

Sir?

If you mess with me again,
I'll feed you to sharks.

Dig?

But I had no choice, didn't I?

Shut up before I smash in
your damn skull!

I'll take this.

Attention on deck!

Sir!

- At ease.
- At ease!

Whoever cut up this bullet
to make a ring

will be very sorry when caught.

What happened to your face?

I bumped into the wall, sir.

Captain, today is the peak
of the midsummer heat.

So I've prepared dog stew
for you.

Give it to the privates.
I'm going on coast patrol.

- I'll have it ready, sir.
- Wait.

Comrade LIM is coming with us.

He's pretty good.

Aye, sir!

So nice!

The sea of our country is
always blue.

Our late General KIM loved this.

It's made of blueberries
from Mt. Baekdu.

Hail the Republic!

All hail!

- Drink with me.
- Thank you, sir.

Seaman LIM Dong-hae.

Sing a revolutionary song for us.

Gulp it down, Captain.

Here we come

We're the invincible army
of the Great Leader

You should dance to it.

Up high our arms
Down hard our footsteps

We're solders of the Great General

He's a good singer.

He wants to be a singer
after getting discharged.

Drink more, sir.

What a couple of weaklings!

Can't even handle liquor?
So much for unifying the nation!

Why the hell is he sleeping?

God, it's good.

Deck officer!

Hey, wake up!

Oh my God!

You son of a bitch!

Up high our arms
Down hard our footsteps...

It's lightening!

To the opposite direction!

Where's the damn oar?

You're in so much trouble!

I told you I didn't wanna come!

No point of saying that now!

Shut up and keep rowing!

We are!

What are you doing?

This is the only way!

Dong-hae, tie this rope to the boat!

Done!

- Are you sure?
- Spirit of Revolution!

You've got the wrong rope!

Come back!

Wake up, Comrade LIM.

Hey!

Captain, are you okay?

Where are we?

DPARK Navy

It's the deck officer's hat.

Let's look for him.

God, I'm tired.

South Korea?

The east coast is peaceful again
with the typhoon gone.

Oh God...

Detective PARK?

- What?
- I gotta go to the bathroom.

Bathroom?

Damn!

Detective AHN?

I didn't... What?

Let me go to the bathroom.

Okay.

Use this bottle.

No, it's something bigger.

Use this then.

- Guys?
- Hey!

The phone's ringing.

Hello?

Detective AHN is sleeping.

I'm the suspect.

Damn!

It's for you.

Who's this?

Yes, Captain!

I was gonna call you.

Yes. Yes.

What?

Yes, sir.

What'd he say?

A new assignment.
The chief's runaway girl is here.

Shit!

What are we,
his errand boys?

What about this ass?

We'll drop him.

- What's this smell?
- It stinks.

The typhoon hit us here.
And our present location is...

The 37.9 parallel!

We drifted 180 KM southward.

Wow...

Korean Workers' Party

Mountains stained in blood.

Rivers stained in blood.

Shining light on the free nation

The great sun of our race.

Hail the Great General
KIM ll-sung.

Hail Korean Workers' Party.

Hail our Great Leader...

Keep it down!

- Okay now?
- I can't believe this!

We're camping out?

Why not?
This tent is very expensive.

- Stupid!
- How's it going?

Why don't we stay at a condo?

You have the membership.

Stop complaining.

It's my daddy's, not mine.

What's your problem?

I didn't complain, class monitor.

Don't call me that here!

Sorry.

Don't laugh!

Hello?

I told you I was going away.

Do whatever you want!

What's wrong?

My old man has pigs after me.

Cops? Why?

He thinks I ran away again.

- Take them off.
- Huh?

You can't get around
in that uniform.

Right.

Shake a leg.

What are you doing?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

CAPT. CHOI Baek-du

You...

I can explain, Captain.

The waves were really high
and I was just...

Hail Korean Workers' Party!

We'll scout the area first.
I go here, and you go here.

Try not to speak with an accent.

And secure the rations.

Then what?

What do you think happened
to the deck officer?

What's going on?

I've been given the instructions.

I'm the officer of DPRK Navy.

All I did wrong was drift here
from a typhoon.

I know.

So we've decided to send you back.

You're going back.

What?

Let me ask you.

Is that absolutely necessary?

I still smell like shit.

Damn!

By the way,
how are we gonna find her?

You tell me.

It's like finding a fucking needle
in the sand.

How should we...

You know what?

We should snoop around
for information.

Sounds good.

- What was that?
- What the fuck!

Three chicks at 12 o'clock!
Let's ask them.

- Hurry!
- I'm coming!

Hey!

Wanna play water polo with us?

Get it!

It's mine!

Look at them go.
What a bunch of dorks!

- Tell me about it.
- Catch it!

You wanna throw it?

- What?
- Never mind.

Hey, let me.

- No, I'm throwing it.
- Give it here.

Boys, run for it!

You bet!

Do they think
they're dolphins or what?

I got it!

You're not gonna do it, right?

- Give It here.
- Sure.

Idiots, run your dicks out.

You got an arm!

I got it!

I'm throwing it back to you.

What was that?

They're not drowning, are they?

I bet it's a fucking show.

Let's get out of here.

Sure.

My swimsuit is gone!

Who the fuck stole our swimsuits?

Fuck!

Don't be nervous.
Act naturally.

They're like pleasure women,
covering only their privates.

Shut up!

Focus on how to get back
to the Republic.

Watch your accent, Captain.
We're in South Korea.

What do you think happened
to the deck officer?

God!

Are you really sending me back?

We're sorry,
but the economy is real bad.

- Come back later.
- What?

Come back
when things are better.

Words aren't good enough.
Give me your number.

Please go.
I've got things to do.

Your number is all I am...

I got you some snacks.
Go now.

- Thanks, but...
- Go!

Hey!

Mean sons of bitches!

Hail the Republic!
Hail the Great Leader!

Sexy, voluptuous beauties
24 hours a day?

Wow, this is awesome.

God, look at you!

- I'm in disguise.
- Take them off!

What have you found out?

Down that way...

There's a secret service agency.

And the ladies are selling...

Meat on sticks...

Ice cream... lce tea...

And black bubbly sweet water.

I see.

We should take a nap
for the night mission.

Captain, what about food?

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Captain, I haven't looked in
every nook and cranny.

Why don't you take a nap?

I'll go find some food.

Don't let yourself get sidetracked.

Don't worry, sir.

I'm going now.

If you hit the trademark
of our company

we give you ice-cold beer.

If you hit it 5 times in a row

we give you a clock.

Hit it 10 times in a row!

Then you're going home
with a big rubber boat.

Give it a shot,
and win all these prizes!

One more time!

He did it again!

9 times in a row!

If he hits it one more time

he wins the rubber boat!

Get ready and shoot!

What are you doing?
Come on!

He must be real nervous!

What a nice...

Hello, sir.

Get up!

Are we on holiday here?

We're in South Korea!

A capitalistic country
that we have to liberate!

Have you forgotten who we are?

We're revolutionary warriors!

I wanna go back, too.

I'm leaving the navy soon.

So I was gonna hang it
at the barracks.

As warriors of the nation...

Our hearts should be dedicated.

To where?

Look at her.
What the hell is she doing?

That bitch is at it again.

Merry Christmas!

Not funny?

Move aside.

Oh my God!
This is very expensive.

I'm so envious.

Should I give you one?

Really?

Let me think about it.

- Here?
- To the left.

Happy you got one, bitch?

Stop talking to me.
God, these are heavy.

Night swimming isn't allowed here.

Come out of there now.

Get out of there!

Hey!

I'm talking to you two exercising!

We would if we could.

What are we gonna do?

Beats me.

We're gonna freeze to death.

- Let's get out of here
- before we do.

Let me put this on.

It's not big enough for me.

Aren't they those dolphin jerks?

They're psychos!

- Whoever it was, they're dead.
- So embarrassing!

What's wrong with you?

Damn, I didn't get a good look.

- Two, please.
- 4 bucks.

Thanks.

Phone Card -$5

What about it?

What?

Take these and go.

I don't want it.
Don't come back here.

Go to that one, okay?

I succeeded in finding food.

Captain, I know I'm in the wrong.

Please forgive me.

Eat this.

It's pretty good.

What about you?

I don't mind starving for you.

You can eat it all.

I can't believe
they stole our underwear!

We lost everything.

Wallets, guns, and badges!

What were you doing,
when they were robbing us?

You useless scum!

I was cuffed...

Oh God!

It stinks!

I'd better burn your asshole!

What a filthy bastard!

God!

What are you doing?

Run!

Fuckers!

Put on something!

Help!

Stop right there!

Wait for me!

Out of the way!

Stop right there!

Great Leader, save us!

Come on, faster!

You know I'm flat-footed!

I'm tired!

You're dusting my food!

Stop, you sons of bitches!

I'm too heavy to run!

Shaking that hard,
her head might fall off.

- Why don't you hold it up?
- Shut up.

Let's go to a disco.
Just you and me.

You got money?
I didn't' think so.

Then shut your hole, slut.

Don't call me that.

- Cause you're one.
- Look who's talking.

Having fun?

Looks like it.

Who says
you can have fun here?

Did you pay for the spot?

- You should have.
- Damn right.

You can't just camp out
on our turf for nothing.

We will pay, okay?

What'd you turn it off for?

Damn, my ears!

We keep this place in order.

Right.

You're kind of cute.

Don't mess with us, assholes.

Wow, she's a character.

Chicks from Seoul are so feisty.

- How much?
- 30 bucks.

No, it's 50 bucks
for the spot and fun.

Na-ra?

You have the money?

- Come on, pay up.
- We don't take cards.

What are you staring at?

Give me the calculator.

Quite a character!

You think we're joking?

Fuck off.

What?

You know what?

You don't wanna make us upset.

Let go of my arm.

- You fucking bitch!
- Asshole!

You fucking bullies!

What are you doing there?

Help us, please!

What's wrong?

They're trying to kill us!

- What the...
- Don't get involved.

What are you talking about?
Girls like my sister are in trouble.

I can't turn a blind eye.

Hey, you sons of...

Leave them alone!

You call yourselves men,
bullying weak girls?

What a funny accent,
you stinking Chinese-Korean!

I'm having such a bad day.

Unless you wanna die,
stay the fuck out of this.

You couple of rude punks.

I'll teach you a lesson.

He's a fucking joke.

Wait, my heart...

Stop faking it, wuss.

Knock it off.

- You're dead.
- Who's this fuck?

What if I say no,
motherfucker?

Keep your eyes down.

Let go!

Be thankful you didn't have
your ribs relocated.

Let's go.

We'll be back.

Erase the painting on your arm!

Are you okay?

It hurts like hell. Beat it, jerks!

Reunion of separated families
between North and South

The current is northward today.

The weather's on our side.
Let's wait till it gets dark.

And we'll take a boat back.

What boat?

We'll go find one now.

Wait, Captain.

I've been thinking about it
about this article.

We're no different
from these separated families.

And we didn't do anything wrong.

Why don't we just ask them
to send us back?

It's 58 bucks.

Let's buy some beer, too.

What?

Drink whatever she buys, fool.

- I didn't ask you to pay.
- Shut up.

- Suspended Card-
What's wrong?

There's a connection problem.

Hold on.

We're busy.
Shake a leg.

We're busy?

God, you're so stupid.

What?

Once I lay my hands on those rats

I'll wash their faces with acid.

How do I look?

Isn't it too boorish?

What do you expect
from country chicks?

You're unbelievable.

Why are you so grumpy
this morning?

Whatever!

Is he gonna shit all day?

Make it quick, asshole.
It's been a fucking hour!

I'm almost there.

Damn!

Are you shitting out
your intestines or what?

It's your fault.
Why'd you give him eggs?

He isn't the only one who ate them!

Stop being grumpy.

Damn, it's the Captain.

Hello?

Yeah, this is Detective AHN.
I was about to call you.

What a mouth!

Oh, okay.
At the beach station?

Via fax?

Of course!
We're on our way now.

Yes, sir.

Na-ra is at the beach station.
Let's get going.

What about him?

He's too much.

Wipe it quick, asshole!

What the...

I might as well kill you!

Your father is so worried
about you.

And you're a senior in high school.

Is there a law prohibiting
seniors from taking trips?

Hey!

You should be studying
for college.

What'd you hit me for?

We're being nice to you
because of your father.

So be grateful.

You know what happens
if you use a stolen card?

It's not a stolen card.
It's my dad's!

Don't you roll your eyes at me!

What's wrong?

Captain, they've got guns.

What if they torture us?

Spirit of Revolution!

They might threaten to execute us.
Then what?

Then...

Come on, this was your idea.

Stop shaking like a twig.

Let's go.

What can I do for you?

Now that we're here...

You tell him.

You know...

What is it?

The waves were violent and...

What?

We are...

We're from up there.

From up there?

Oh!

You guys are from up there?

We've been expecting you.

How was your trip?
It's so hot, isn't it?

You come here.

Yes, you!

They're gonna take you home.

Stop giving your parents
a hard time.

Who took her?

Who'd they say they were?

They said
they were from up there.

You didn't check their IDs?
What were you...

What?

Take a look at this.

Fuck!

This is...

Isn't she the one we hit on
at the beach?

What if she tells the chief?

She's a runaway.
I don't think she'd tell him.

My old man sent you for me?

You're not pigs, are you?

What are we doing now?

We'll stick to our original plan.

Let's go back to the beach
and find a boat.

What does she mean by pigs?

Where are you going?

What are you doing?

Stop following us!

Where are we?

How should I know?
I'm not from here.

Let's go over there.

Where the hell are we?

Hey, where's your friend?

Please save me.

Should I get some more?

Will you?

More fried dumplings, please.

Okay.
Fried dumplings for table 3.

Okay!

Can I drink this?

Go ahead.

Really?

I'm so glad we're here.

Food is so good.

And anybody can drink
this American sweet water.

What'd you just say?

It's pretty good.

You're very close to getting it.

What are all those?

Things I found on the beach.
I'm taking them as souvenirs.

I think people here are well off.

They discard things
in good shape.

What's this?

Is this yours?

Who's this man?

Give it here.

Are you...

By any chance...

Chinese-Korean?

Come on, which is it?

Oh, you were once Chinese-Korean,
but regained Korean nationality?

Fried dumplings.

Let's eat.

I feel bad going out
without Na-ra.

What are you, her maid?
Don't worry about it.

You don't get it, do you?

She's like our bank!

Her card has been suspended.
She's as broke as we are.

They've got a car.

They're not very cute,
but we can have fun.

You don't want to?

Stay here and wait for her then.

No, take me with you.

- Let's go, bitch.
- Stop calling me that.

We meet again.
Remember us?

I don't want to,
but I can't help it.

Thanks for the show yesterday.

Where's the other girl?

She's Na-ra, isn't she?

What are you, stalkers?

How'd you find that out?

Don't deal with them.
They might start a freak show.

You smell like seaweed.
Let's go.

Let's go, boys!

What's this?

That's all we have now.

Not enough?

What is this, a joke?

What do you think you're doing?

You ate without any money?

What are you yelling for?

We'll go to the bank
and get you the money.

You want me to buy that?

Then, leave one of them here.

I'd prefer the stronger one.

Stronger one?

Lift the freeze on the card now.

Otherwise, I can't guarantee
your daughter's safety.

I'll cut her throat!

Did I do well?

Hooray!

Are you trying to screw me?

Why on earth would I screw you?

It's not our fault
she's been kidnapped.

Shut up, you fucking pig!

You're chewing the phone,
aren't you?

We'll take care of this, okay?

Sure. Bye.

What'd he say?

Turn around.
She used a downtown ATM.

Fucking bitch!

Aren't those squid?

We're fucked!

What are those doing here?

What the fuck!

You're not going anywhere
before paying for them!

I never knew you could eat
ce cream with a spoon.

It's them, boss.

You're dead now.

You stinking Chinese-Korean.

Get your asses over here.

Didn't you hear my boss?

Watch that tall one, boss.

You're digging graves
for yourselves.

Run! Run!

Come on, faster!

Climb over it!

Come on, get up here!

Get down quick!

She fed us.
We can't leave her behind.

Let go of me!

You fucking Chinese-Korean!

You beat up my boys
on my turf?

Because they deserved it.

Let's make it quick.
I'll take you on.

Am I nuts?

Why would I take a chance?

- Boys!
- Boss!

Kill him!

You're all dead meat now!

Get him!

You son of a bitch!

Not bad, huh?

Run!

It's the ocean!

Good thing we ran this way.

Captain, it's sizzling hot.

And I'm all sweaty and tired.

Why don't we swim some?

Sounds good!

My friends are over there.

Let's have fun together.

Leave us now.

We've got things to do.

Leave us now.
We've got things to do.

I've got things to do, too!

Fine!

You're so uptight.

Captain, look!

That's what we need right now.

What?

You guys wanna ride that?

Let's hide out on that island
and leave at dawn.

What's the point?

Let's ride all the way back
to the Republic now!

I'll do anything for the Republic!

Yahoo!

I paid for it, and they're having
all the fun.

You think she'll be okay?

Don't worry.

We'll pay for this thing
when the nation is unified.

What's that?

You almost killed us!

Time's up.

What are you doing out here,
going to North Korea?

Girls, I've got stuff for dinner.

Where the hell did they go?

10 new voice mails

The first message.

We're gonna be out late.

Sorry.
Don't wait up for us.

My cell is low on battery.

I'll... talk...

I can't believe this.

The second message.

Na-ra, it's daddy.
Where are you?

Call me right back.

Shit.

Erased.
The third video message.

Na-ra, please.
Stop embarrassing me!

Erased.
The fourth video message.

Where the hell are you?

You should be home,
studying for college!

Erased.

Happy Birthday, Na-ra

lt'll take forever
to build a raft like this.

An iron-like ideology
break the rock in half.

Believe in Spirit of Revolution.

That's a lie.

- What?
- Nothing.

Captain, let me ask you something.

What if the North and South
are unified

by the time we build the raft?

- Know what I'm saying?
- On your head.

- You're joking.
- Now!

The ground is muddy.

On your head now!

Aye, sir!

Listen, Comrade LIM.

You got some balls saying that.

If you make me upset again,
you'll be very sorry.

- Understood?
- Aye, sir!

What are you doing there?

Who are you?

Run!

Stop right there!

Wait for me!

Help!

- Slow down for me!
- Am I nuts?

What's gong on back there?

Fucking noisy.

Damn!

It's gonna take forever.

If we call for backup,
we'll be a laughing stock.

We'll run
when the time is right.

Run where?

And who told you to eat them?

What?
They ate them?

Where do you think you are,
a movie theater?

Sons of bitches!

Come on, we're detectives!

That's right!

Detectives?

Then I'm a Vietnam vet, assholes!

Tonight you're catching
as many squid as you ate!

Listen, Captain.

Before building the raft,
why don't we eat something?

Our ancestors starved,
fighting off the Japanese.

And you can't even skip a meal?

How will you lead the army
and unify the nation?

You know what?
I wouldn't mind tailing the army.

I've got to go eat.

You can lead the army for me.

Comrade LIM!

I'm coming with you.

Wow!

He knows all the songs I like.

Help yourself.

I'm sorry we keep asking you
to treat us.

So am I.

Why don't you eat some?

No, I'm on a diet.

What, dynamite?

Why is that so surprising?

Your name is Dong-hae, right?

I can't believe
you like this old song.

Then again,
you look pretty old.

You like young girls, don't you?

I do.

Wanna be my friend then?

Your friend?

Sure.

What about you, Baek-du?

No?

Fine!

You've had enough.

You've had enough.

You can't boss me around.
No way in hell.

My friend,
you know what this is?

Isn't it a hand-held telephone?

Right.

You can take pictures with this.

You're lying.

Look here.

Cheese.

How many can fit into this?

A whole fucking lot.

My old man, teachers, friends...

And my maids.

It's small but awesome.

Like a magic wand.

That's right.

This is a magic wand.

But...

No matter how much I tap it

nothing happens.

On a day like this...

There's no one I can get to.

You should have agreed
to be her friend.

Shut your mouth and drink!

I'm funny, huh?

You know what?

It's my birthday today.

It's over before you know it.

What's this?

For your birthday.

It's nothing much.

I made it out of a bullet
in the military.

Try it on.

- So pretty.
- It fits well.

Don't you have anything for her?

No, it's okay.

There are friends you can meet
when you feel lonely at night.

Wanna meet them?

Where are they?

Wow... it's amazing.

I'm doing all the work.

And he's getting the credit
for it!

Damn!

Aren't they beautiful?

Be friends with them.

You sure nobody owns this?

Why would I lie to you?

I've been watching it
all this evening.

Now you're snapping at me?

We'll see about this later.

Come on, Captain.
Don't be too sensitive.

Who are you?

What are you doing there?

We're just...

Must be the Chinese-Korean tempts
that we were expecting.

Captain, keep the rhythm.
You're way too slow.

Shut up!
I'm doing my best!

Don't you wanna get paid?
Come on!

No slacking off!
Louder!

We might as well drown you!

Hi, this is Yeon-jung.
I'm not available now.

If you leave a message,
I'll get back to you.

Who the hell is calling me?

Surprised?

I'm in class now.
Call me back later.

Korean Workers' Party

Danger - Keep Off

Son!

That thing is too noisy.

Beach Station.
What can I do for you?

Yes?

What?

Armed North Korean spies?

We're back, class monitor!

What are you doing?

I'm going home.

Cause I called you Class Monitor?

You're kidding, aren't you?

Let's stay one more day.

Please!

Come on, we can't go back
without memories.

That's right.

Memories?

I've made plenty.

All right.

But this might make you
change your mind.

Look.

Singing Contest

It's this afternoon at this beach.

We're gonna do it.
Come with us.

What's all this noise?

Who are they?
Are they with us?

Anything on my face?

Here it comes!

Singing Contest?

1st place:
Trip to Mt. Geumgang in N. Korea

Mt. Geumgang?

Welcome!

Singing Contest!

Hi, everybody!

Hi!

I'm your host, SONG Hae.

We're here at the beach.

And the burning sun is gone.

Are you guys cool?

Yeah!

That's great.

We'll start with a guest star.

Give it up for 'Green Area'!

You sure you can do this?

Don't worry.

You know I can sing and dance.

You just clap like crazy
when I win 1st prize.

North Korean Naval uniforms.

A captain and a seaman 1st class.

What's their purpose?

I don't know.

This is all we have at the moment.

Sir!

It's the same naval uniform
this guy had on.

- Take a look.
- Really?

You know what I think?

I say
this is a well-planned espionage.

Espionage?

There.
Right here.

It's not gonna be easy, is it?

So many competitors.

No problem.
We won't let them win.

How?

I've got an idea.

Close down the beach?

It's high season.
That's out of the question.

You can't be selfish over this.

This is a national security matter.

Hey, look.

It's bread and butter for us!

What's going on?

I don't think this is it.

I'm really sorry, chief.

Shut up and keep your eyes
on the road.

Yes, sir.

Can I see your ID please?

Loyalty!

What's going on here?

North Korean spies are reported
in the area.

North Korean spies?

Look!

Where'd you get this?

Hey!

This is a xylophone
for the judge!

Are you nuts?

Why'd you bring it?

And what are you doing here?
Come out of there!

Na-ra might be here.

Look at those bastards!

- Stay put here!
- Ladies!

You're up next!

What's this?
There's nobody here!

Nothing Beats Meat on Sticks!

Those bastards!

What the hell are they doing?
I can't believe this!

Sir!

We have witnesses who claim
to have seen the spies.

Come in, guys.

When'd you see them?

3 days ago.

They came out of the water naked.

Covering their privates,
they took off.

- How many?
- Two!

- Got a good look?
- I did.

One was small,
and the other was...

It was huge.

- Their faces?
- No, their dicks!

They must still be in the area.

Close down the beach!
Move out!

To the beach!

Arrest anybody who's suspicious
at the beach!

We're up next.

Comrade LIM.

This is our only ticket home.

You've got to win 1st prize.

Don't worry.

I'm gonna sing something
that will blow them away.

I've been practicing it
for a day like this.

It'll make them go wild.

Mr. LIM Dong-hae!

Comrade!

Nothing.

You just sing well.

Leave the rest to me.

Leave what to you?

Where are you from?

Across the sea.
I'm LIM Dong-hae.

I'm CHOI Baek-du.

Oh, you must live abroad.

So what are you singing for us?

You'll find out soon.

You'll find out soon?

Oh, it must be a new song.

Give it up for these gentlemen.
'You'll find out soon'!

Look!

Let's go!

Those who know how to have fun,
you're true champions

It's a festival for everybody
No taking sides is allowed

If you can't scream, go home

Let's get together
and dance like hell

Scream your heads off

Let the waves carry your voices

Youth is a beautiful thing

A divided land

A wheel that goes around

A life that goes around

Stand straight

Put your hands together

Sing loudly

Regardless of sex and age

Shake it hard

Champions scream

Champions love music

- Champions enjoy lives
- Champions...

Champions scream

- Champions!
- Champions love music

Champions!

Champions!

- Let's go.
- You're surely the champ.

A champ of shame!

Why don't you hop all the way
to the Republic?

You'll get there in no time!

- Stop complaining!
- How could you...

Forget it!

- They're running.
- Stop pushing, man!

- Hurry!
- Hi, I'm Na-ra from Seoul.

Na-ra?

That's my girl!

Have you seen lightening bugs?

I saw them here for the first time
in my whole life.

This song is for my friends
who introduced me to them.

I'm so sorry
they're leaving soon.

Stay by my side

Please

Don't go

You're going so far away

No sign of your rainbow

Sitting by the window

Looking at clouds floating by

Memories that hold me back

Drawn on a blue sky

You cry out of holiness

But I'm always with you

Deep in your heart

Na-ra, daddy's here!

Na-ra!

This is an urgent message.

North Korean armed spies
are reported in the area.

As of this moment,
the beach is closed.

Everybody in the area should...

- Armed spies?
- We're going to war!

This isn't a military drill.

I repeat.

This isn't a military drill.

North Korean armed spies
are reported in the area.

Dad!

Na-ra!

- What are we gonna do?
- Over here!

Come here!

Over here!

I finally got you!

Na-ra!

Loyalty!

Loyalty my ass!

What the hell do you have on?

It's very comfortable.

Very much so!

Go to hell, bastards!

It won't take long, dad.
I've got to say goodbye to them.

Shut up and come with me!

Dad!

Na-ra, get back!

Captain KIM!

Chief!

She's on the run again!

She's fast!

Go get her, asshole!

Captain, I'm so scared.

They'll kill us, won't they?

Stop fidgeting!

We'll wait this out here.
It'll quiet down soon.

How?
There are enemies everywhere.

What are you doing here?

Why are you guys hiding here?

We're just...

There's a boat.

Why can't you believe us?

We're really detectives!

Can I see some IDs?

Our IDs...

What happened was...

You should come with us.

Why the fuck would we go
with you?

You fucking pig!

Can you drive that thing?

Sure.

Hold it right there!

Come on, jump on it!

That's my bike!

Stop right there!

Now that we have a boat,
it's pouring down.

We still have to go!

I don't think that's possible.

Okay, we'll wait and go.

Wait!

My souvenir bag!

I gotta go get it!

No way!

The report says
that they're at the beach.

Comb the beach thoroughly.

When you have them in sight,
you know what to do.

- Move out!
- Move out!

You should go now.

You think we can meet again?

Captain!

Captain!

We have to go now.

Na-ra, wanna be my friend?

When we meet again,
we're friends.

What is this, a soap opera?

We're running out of time.
Hop in!

Captain!

God!

Hey, my friend!

Me?

I won't take this off
until we meet again.

Let's go!

Hey, it's skidding!

What's wrong?

Isn't that Na-ra over there?

- Where?
- There.

Yeah, that's her!

Step on it!

It can't stop now.

Na-ra, stay right there!

She looked at us, didn't she?

It's Na-ra, all right!

What the...

She's running again!
Let's go get her!

It's stopped raining.

God, they're gonna find us.

There's no going back now.
Keep rowing!

Bird to ground.

Suspects are in sight,
running northward.

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie!
Move to Area C3.

I repeat.
Two suspects are in sight.

Na-ra!

Na-ra!

My pants keep falling down!

- Na-ra!
- Hold it right there!

Wow, that's awesome.

She's right there.
Let's go.

Captain.

Look over there.

She's saying goodbye to us.

Bye, Na-ra!

Come on, keep rowing!

- Na-ra!
- There are snakes here!

We got her!

We've accomplished
an impossible mission!

- Hail the nation!
- All hail!

Where'd you get that ring?

Never seen it before.

Is this expensive?

This?

Priceless.

It's one of a kind.

Damn, it must be expensive.

Chief, they're nowhere
to be seen.

Hit it.

We'll go back to Seoul and...

We'll report them missing.

Yes, sir.

Are we back in South Korea?

Shut up!
You're gonna jinx it.