Doktorspiele (2014) - full transcript
- It was your idea.
- Therefore, I am also the determiner.
You have to first.
Okay, you Bl?di, then stop until I do.
There's nothing at all.
You're. Come on, do!
Los.
Mama, Mama!
- What is it, darling?
- The Andi!
- What's with Andi, Lilli-treasure?
- He's got so nen small Schniepel.
And I!
And I!
- And I?
- Huh?
Look not so fully on the tail,
you Homo.
I have not.
I was just thinking.
Clearly, Captain Sparrow.
About warm pasta salad, or what?
Sure, because I'm gay,
you idiot. Katja remember?
- What's with Katja?
- Uh, nothing.
We just talked about the party
Katja. If it is determined in size ...
- ... Like.
- In any.
Whoa, boy.
Anaconda. That can still run
with the meat whip.
- Ey, because of the party.
- Huh?
- I'm not going there.
- What? Boy, come get this straight!
Katja looks at me anyway
not with the ass.
- You never do indeed what.
- I'll do what constantly!
I did yesterday
gepoked on Facebook.
Raff the times but:
If you Katja times
elsewhere Poken want,
have to make time more action you now.
Put on your items, Bobby.
The she puts all flat,
the blatant Pussy whisperer.
The babbles so fully, until it does not
know more, where is the front and back.
And then gepoked.
"Wham Bam, Thank You Ma'am!"
Dude, I'm telling you:
Who wants to fuck must be friendly.
That's how it looks.
Look, you can start the same times.
Let's go
even the outdoor pool or what?
Yes.
What did you mixed mom back?
Kohlrabi soup with sperm Blubb?
Now that's' s official Wich spot.
You're 's official Wich spot.
Super, the same again
right disgraced before Katja.
I'm now back under any circumstances.
- Well, yes Lilli comes today.
- Lilli?
We'll get a visit from the ancients,
who lived in times of our street.
Our Mums are friends.
- Geil?
- No Idea.
My mum wants
that I care about them.
If that is cool, you show her
the bald man with the turtleneck.
And then is looked after.
- Asleep in the Anni in the room?
- Uh-huh.
How do you do!
Sleeping under the same roof with Anita,
the sex goddess.
- The running around all day naked.
- On keinsten.
- But clear. The also sleeps naked.
- What?
Sometimes I fuck you by right.
Because the not even awake from.
Anni is my sister, you ass.
In addition, Anita is on vacation
with her glasses in London.
- What are you doing there?
- I copy it a ringtone.
Why?
Are you going to see next.
So, guys, I got to go really.
I still have much to do
for tonight.
Oh yes. Make me the stallion.
Age! Bea, this is you, or what?
Oh man, I may have to also?
Make me the H ...
- You, Harry?
- Yes?
I also have a ring tone for you.
See you later.
I was increasingly searching
the perfect porn.
The so porn is that you never again
another need to jerk off, right?
- Yes and?
- I have not found him.
But this one ...
is damn close.
Kayla Fortuna, Amy Hunter
and Jessica Rocks
can be the new superstar
the porn sky doctoring: King Togo!
- "King Togo"?
- Oh yes!
- That's King Togo.
- Aha.
Watch out.
Now, let's see,
if everything is working.
Boom! Krass, right?
Have you ever such a
seen gigantic M?rderpimmel?
Not in color.
- There you are already.
- "Even" is good. The city is dense.
- Hello Tom.
- Wow!
The small Lilli!
You I would not so recognized.
- Is Andi there?
- He's up with his buddy Harry.
- What's wrong with you?
- That's a fake.
I thought well, I've googled.
That's real.
"King Togo." Full racist.
Dude, you're the new
Women's representative of the Green Party?
- That's a porn, no documentation.
- I think it's still assi.
- How come?
- Because it's just annoying.
Suddenly hold an all
their D?del in the face.
"If I get 'ne Latte,
I case of anemia fainted. "
If you do not have huge cock,
one is disabled, or what?
I once told a,
... that mine is too small.
Really?
- Who then?
- This Lilli.
Andi, you crass player, make yourself
naked and I know nothing about it?
- It's all what ago.
- How long since?
- Ten years.
- Age, when you were seven.
- Yes exactly.
- That he is grown, did you notice?
- He has grown yet?
- Yeah, right.
Then Look here:
If this comes Lilli,
Holst you just
your little Butzi out and say:
"You're surprised, what!
Quite large, the Pillermann, right? "
Ey, ey, cut it off. Get lost!
Ah, Lilli! Suck my About ...
Well, then come with me.
Ah, Lilli!
- Look, Andi, who is there.
- Andi, hi Na.?
Since you're surprised, huh?
- What's that for a mess?
- An animal film.
- Let's see for Bio.
- "An animal film?" "For organic?" So so.
Which animals are you?
- Black Mamba.
- Arabian stallion.
This is the neck of 'nem horse.
Horse.
A huge penis in close-up.
- Black as ebony.
- And? Does he like it?
Are you crazy now, or what?
Internet shit!
Verstrahlt anyway everything.
Then Harry comes yet
with his bad aura.
They're also not five more.
Perhaps you could with Andi times
. talk You, for example, as a model.
Or you let Harry,
so that Andi has only porn on the head
and women as objects treated?
Many thanks too!
- Not seriously.
- Sorry. What?
- What are you going to so, Lilli?
- I look again at Frankfurt.
If everything is just better than Bad Fussing.
This is so blatant.
Why is this crass?
He thinks it is blatant that you
are here and not in Bad Fussing.
- I'll get water. Will you come, Harry?
- No way.
Lilli told that they
a lot of sports power. Andi, you'll show yet ...
- Your thing ...
- My what?
- So tell me. Your, uh ...
- Penis.
Its course and running!
And at the party tonight
Can you really go together.
Oh, uh ...
I actually thought that ...
Sure you can come with me,
if you have nothing better to do.
Then you learn the same
know a few people
and matches,
that build no shit.
Guys? Everything cool.
I know what is a porn.
Now is not really my thing.
If you like extreme
large genitals look, please.
Good conversation. I go take a shower.
Not that we fixed ourselves talk.
- What's in it?
- The I Katja burned.
- Is that your girlfriend?
- No, uh ...
At her party is today.
And what's it now?
- Just a couple of songs that I like.
- Something like a mixtape? Sweet.
And I!
Old Friend.
N / A? Hi, Mademoiselle.
Come in.
Harry. What's going on?
- All right?
- What are you cooking?
Nix cook. Do you want a drink?
- Nah, let times. Have you seen Katja?
- That was just with Bea above.
- D?ner daiquiri.
- Uh-huh.
He's just a little shy.
But just the perfect gentleman.
Really? Shy?
I would not have thought that.
Behind slumbering animal.
I can feel it.
Now I need it just let out.
- I do not know.
- But I.
He is now due.
- You do not mean that you rushed it?
- Oh crap.
I'll see if he is already there.
- Hi, Andy. You will also find?
- Hi. N / A?
- Uh ...
- Do you have some music here?
No. Um, that's for you.
- For the invitation.
- Thanks.
You have you seen Bobby somewhere?
- Bobby?
- Do not worry. I find him already.
- Did you find her?
- Yes.
- Are you a me so?
- Na logo!
Thanks.
- Let's get out the air.
- Well, Habibi. With everything and sharp?
- Is everything okay?
- Yes.
- Did you not like the CD?
- Man ...
Cheers.
Men. Sometimes you are so disabled.
It's too stressful here.
Lesbian?
- Sch ... Sch ... apology.
- Do not worry.
- N / A? Did it hurt?
- Oh God no, please.
It did not hurt when I
have fallen from heaven. Do you mean this?
Do you WellaFlex Zombie that women
so 'ne macho shit find repulsive?
I wanted to know if it hurt,
as Mr. "tunnel vision" purely ran into you.
How embarrassing. I'm sorry.
- "WellaFlex Zombie". Is good.
- Was not meant like that.
No problem, I stand to my hairstyle.
- You tell me for your name?
- Lilli.
Bobby, I'm glad.
What do you want to drink, Lilli?
- Prosecco Aperol, if you have that.
- Mmm, sweet and tangy. That fits.
Caution.
That is clear,
Katja is the sled over, right?
That makes it no easier. She is
not forever auf'm market, geddit?
I know Harry. I know.
You can not give up now, Andi.
See it this way: Even she has
Bobby Riesenschlange not summoned.
Holy shit.
How So? What is it?
Oh Man.
Harry, you please do not drink so much, okay?
But, Mom ...
You worry about not
Worry about me!
- Idiot.
- Ah!
- Andi, I gotta talk to you.
- Real? Because I also.
You got a garlic breath.
So who is the woman?
Alas! This is Lilli.
And Bobby.
- You, Bobby?
- Yes?
Can you help me?
I need to get supply from below.
- Clear.
- Should I help?
Just let. This has been going.
- Busy!
- Emergency. Floods!
Busy!
Nemo?
What's going on?
Phew.
Nemo?
Nemo?
Hey!
It's all right. I do
Euthanasia your music at right back.
I have to get rid of something.
It is not easy, a woman
to say what I want to say.
Especially if you a not listening.
I never find the right words,
if any words.
Oh God.
Thank goodness there are people
who made better in front of me.
- Sweet.
- So, Katja.
That's for you.
Show it to us, Justin Bieber.
What shoud that?
I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I did not do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
And the reason is you
And I!
What do you do? Hey! Katja!
Over there you can continue to throw up.
Let me through.
- Katja ...
- Stay there.
Ah!
Ups.
And I!
- And I.
- Ah!
Andi, you hear heavy? Breakfast!
And bring with Lilli.
I think it is serious.
Lilli, what are you doing here?
- Are you okay?
- Yes.
- How's your ...
- Huh?
I am so sorry. You can login
remember anything more, right?
Rake? Pool?
Ding Dong?
Bell's?
- Health.
- Thanks.
- I'll see you down.
- Yes.
Oh shame, as you can see because of?
Are you going to get sick?
Fits so great for holiday beginning.
Man, you're very pale.
Nonsense, I'm fine.
- Did you 'nen hangover?
- I'm fine.
Celebrations like the big ones, as tolerated
the small. You now take Aconitum.
Hand.
Yuck,
Was there yesterday what with garlic?
- Harry did so 'nen cocktail.
- With Garlic?
D?ner-Daiquiri.
Only sauce, salad and everything, Habibi.
- The panscht and you pour in?
- Most of it is now back out.
Andi-treasure,
where is your self-confidence?
- What we sang earlier?
- Mom?
- "I am I and you are you."
- I voluntarily drunk.
"What I like, do not control the du.
And if you have something against,
I say only one thing: Get out, you idiot "
Look, Andi,
we just look at old photos.
You know what?
Yeah, yes is only ten years ago.
You were so cute together, you two.
Well. What are you going to both Nice?
- I wanted to in the city.
- To shop?
Then you can still go to the Zeil.
Just let. I've arranged to meet Harry.
Mir is the risk of injury is too high.
Nonsense!
You always need something to wear.
And Lilli advises you are sure to enjoy.
Not so fast.
Now wait a minute.
Uffpasse, Frolleinsche!
Can it here so rumknurze net!
This may only be highly qualified
Professionals from the bus Uni?
The is but funny.
Did what turned eat?
I have no desire.
Yesterday I was enough.
You gave me the thing
carved into the eggs.
This is so typical.
You guys only think of you. Listen,
You are sternhagelvoll landed in the pool.
It was bad, your full
undress gereiherten clothes.
- You've drawn me?
- Yes, you not. You've just lying there.
I placed myself to you out of concern,
and you do so 'nen monkeys.
You were worried?
There are already people
be choking on their vomit.
You, Lilli?
Thanks.
- You mean she is very angry?
- Just because you're pissed?
In your position
I would like to apologize to her.
- And?
- Yes.
Wow,'re really a big help.
Do not you think,
that my ass looks fat in it?
Oh crap.
Ever ...
I do not want you ...
No, I'm not talking to you.
It's you
shit in! Leave me alone!
- Write her a song yet.
- How? For Katya now?
- You sing but super. The show came on.
- I found it sickening.
- Bobby!
- N / A? What 's chance.
- Belladonna! That suits you better than me.
- Thanks. Likewise.
What haste because it just for the count so?
Did he sing again?
Uh no, I was on the phone.
Your ex-boyfriend? Crap.
We wanted today to the outdoor pool.
So if you feel like it?
- Clear.
- Beautiful. Then're later.
And if you still have an ace up its sleeve,
Katja wanted to come.
- So a Spast!
- I find it quite nice.
"Very nice"?
He's the biggest asshole ever.
This panties looks as if it were
of his little sister.
- He is just like what he did.
- How do you mean?
But he has a good body.
Since he does not have a schlumpfigen,
silly baggy shorts running around.
What's Afternoon with today?
Going there?
Take a look.
Wait a minute. I need to get something else.
Will you not even
apologize to her?
DC.
The longer you wait,
the more stupid it is. Standing but more on that.
You did not vollgereihert.
I'll get some ice cream.
As I come up with.
- Oh, uh, Bobby?
- Yes?
- You bring me with something?
- What?
You know what I want.
A big, thick Magnum.
Preferably with nuts. That would be cool.
Ahoy, Andi.
N / A? All right?
- Wow, you were latte close yesterday.
- Yes, thank you for your help there.
- Age, What's going with you?
- How So? What?
- Gaywatch?
- Can not wear any baggy look.
Looks namely silly.
- Dude, you have 'ne Latte?
- Are you crazy?
But as would be someone,
to see me, huh?
Katja? They had unfortunately
only with almonds.
Bobby is such an asshole.
He does so, as if I were the Allertollste.
And since the little bitch because,
I'm only air for him.
The investigated halt after confirmation.
What are you for?
Get lost, you toad.
It slaps the same, but no applause.
Katja?
I wanted to apologize
about yesterday.
- It's okay.
- I'm full of suffering. That was wrong.
Well, you were not alone.
Any ass has the aquarium
my brother peed.
The worst:
His clown fish is gone.
This is such a stress.
Who steals a clownfish please?
That's disgusting.
Otherwise, it was still 'ne Hammer Party.
Hey, Andi. Are you going only with
Lifeguard in the water, what?
Face, Jaro.
- Hey, that's my chair?
- Uh, just borrowed.
Your loving it all!
- What's going on today?
- Bin with Bea agreed.
Really? Why? So ...
- How is that comes at a time?
- We've been together since yesterday.
- Do you know what I realized?
- Is that forbidden?
No but ...
Why are you telling me anything?
There's nothing to tell. She found
the not so funny with the condoms.
- Not by noticed.
- Like so much.
I then apologized to her,
and then one thing led to another.
And I?
- You Cremst me back?
- Yes, I'm almost there.
Age!
You have to necessarily
your old swimming trunks reactivate.
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Yes?
Am I interrupting? Good.
You mean, I should 'nen song
raushauen for Katja and ...
- I've got something tries.
- Real?
That was fast.
It is not much.
A verse and the chorus.
I thought I test.
And you're so very pretty
And I am seeking a bore
You're the star did lights my way
If I could only make you see me
Make you hear me
Make you feel me
- Yes, more I have not yet.
- Okay.
- And?
- Yes ...
- It is ...
- Not a big hit?
But. So ...
Your voice is great.
But I somehow feel
I've heard somewhere before.
I've only written precisely.
You know, it's missing,
which makes it particularly.
What a really touching.
- You should the also do not touch.
- Yes I know.
It sounds like this,
what you sang at the party.
Sorry, Dieter Bohlen,
That was a shit idea.
And that's the way my ...
Helm.
The hell with it.
Andi, you cremst my back a?
I hope burn our house.
Uh ... Nope.
Then why do you ring the doorbell like a madman?
Nee,
I normally rang only ...
Come in. Andi is above.
Andi mach, back. You have a visitor.
Oh!
- What's happening?
- What was that noise?
Nothing happened.
- Sound but not so.
- What's going on there?
- Everything OK.
- Andi, hello?
Lots of noise,
and here is "all right"?
- Why have you locked up?
- I was taking a shower.
And if you pass out?
Open the door.
- Immediately.
- Open the door!
- Krass!
- What happened? The Cupboard?
Uh, I wanted to masturbate me something.
So, from the cabinet and ...
And uh ... I had da namely times
'Ne bag gummy hidden.
I wanted to masturbate me,
and as I slipped.
- And then ...
- You've hidden gummy bears in the bathroom?
- Yes.
- Aha.
- Where are they?
- What?
- The gummy. Where are they?
- The ... gummi bears ...
The I ate.
I found the old cabinet much nicer.
He's still in the basement.
I hang the afterwards on again.
What stinks here actually so disgusting?
This one.
I have found in Andis pants.
Can you explain that?
Why your trousers in the washing machine
moldy with a dead goldfish?
- Clown Fish.
- What?
That's a clown fish.
So no goldfish.
Its my fault. I Andi
after the party helped undress.
I made empty his pockets.
And there was something cold ...
Slippery.
I did not in any case thought,
that it is a fish.
I'll just drop by jogging.
Tschaui.
And I may the dirt
wegmachen again?
Or how you imagined it?
Power but all what you want.
Tom?
Most accidents
occur at home.
What are you doing here?
You have to help me. It is because of Bea.
I think I've screwed it.
She said I was the biggest bitch
at all, and kicked me out.
Wait a moment. Did I miss something?
Harry?
I was last night with her.
Her parents were gone, and we have
a endschwulen wives watched film.
After that we have hit Action.
- Everything okay? I've got something ...
- Sch.
It was really super nice and stuff.
- Where is the problem now?
- Uh, yeah ...
There was a bit of a ...
Misunderstanding.
What?
The make in porn all that.
- Bah!
- That I'm really sorry anyway.
- That was not planned.
- Harry, go!
You have not really done!
How should I know because,
that since only have to ask?
Dicker that can backfire.
How should I help you there?
Can you talk to Bea?
- Ironically, I?
- Please, Andi!
I think,
I am in love with Bea.
So right.
Do you understand?
Bea.
Well, how was volleyball?
- What do 'you n here?
- Harry sent me.
- He wants to apologize ...
- He told you that?
Yes.
No, Andi, sorry.
The type is no longer normal.
- Who?
- Hi, Katya.
The yonder. Come on, I want to leave here.
I will simply say to you,
that I am very sorry it
and that he
terrible it is ashamed,
that he has this terrible disease.
What disease?
Harry has ...
Penis Tourette.
Really.
So yes, the many porn.
Please do not judge him.
Harry just needs someone
who understands him,
someone who gives him love.
What's going on here anyway?
That he has not done?
The sow.
- What are you going to do today?
- Actually, I and Harry wanted ...
- This has been well done.
- We can indeed do something.
- Clear.
- Cool. Are you coming over tonight?
- So at eight?
- With you.
Picking Up sturmfrei.
- And Bobby?
- I'll call him if he should be there.
No. I just thought ...
You ...
I thought you do like him.
Oh Bobby ...
- The just do not know what he wants.
- I knew that already.
So what's going on?
- Penis-Tourette?
- Man, Katja was there.
This has brought me out of the concept,
and also ...
Penis-Tourette?
Penis Tourette, penis Tourette ...
I penis Tourrette.
No Joke,
you are the cursed pussy-Einstein.
So so boiled.
I would not have thought that.
- I understand nothing.
- She has forgiven me.
- She has forgiven with genuine.
- Nope.
But. Yeah, well, I had to promise
quit the porn.
Did you?
- High and holy.
- Krass.
I'd give my right testicle.
Bea.
She asks,
if I want to come today.
Her parents are not there.
That's what I owe to you.
I do not know how you do that ...
but you have what it takes real.
I have immediately the battery
charge of my video camera.
- Not seriously.
- The first time knick-knack.
That I have to film.
- Hey.
- N / A?
- And, you saved the world?
- How do you know?
Tom said, you help Harry.
Harry has Bea ... misunderstood.
However, it is up to you.
Then you're now Strohwitwer, right?
- Shall we then later going together?
- I'm meeting my Katja.
Oh. It's just ... no problem.
Then I meet up with Bobby.
Bobby ...
Oh, Andi?
Sorry again for last night.
Because I have criticized your song.
Is okay. You were quite right.
Are you then still progressed?
- Not so right.
- You'll be fine.
Um ... Lilli?
I want to also apologize.
I do not want to disturb you.
I did not know that ...
Oh, you mean the dildo?
- Yes.
- Den hab ich eh not reingekriegt.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hi, Andi.
Come in.
You do not believe,
I've just found.
Has Daddy
a gift from his boss get.
Are you up for?
Open up times.
That was surely very expensive, right?
Hello There?
Did my daddy get paid.
So go on.
You ... Who is this Lilli?
The once lived here.
Our mothers are friends.
Krass,
how to ranschmei?t to Bobby.
As if the 'had ne chance at the.
- Have you ever heard in my purely CD?
- Sure, I find great.
Oh Man.
- I am not even thanked.
- For the CD? But.
No, no not I mean,
but that you sang for me.
- That was really sweet.
- Oh, that.
You're sweet.
Andi, get down there.
I told you, it looks from below
much easier than from above.
My brother has not married,
and is totally mistaken.
In Turkey, one is times
slapped on the stone floor.
... But that is too private now.
So tschaui.
Whoa, you're brave.
And I?
I need your advice times.
- Where then?
- I want my 'make ne new hairstyle.
While completely naked is always,
and this is also the best in men.
But for me ...
Bit boring, right?
This is the Brazilian style,
there remains only 'n little stick.
An Arrow.
For the very Doofen.
Thus, the also know where to go.
What do you think?
What you'd like best for me?
Um ...
So currently
I have a small triangle.
But you can
still very much to do something else.
Want to see you again?
Here.
- Man, what is.
- Big shit, Andi!
- Are you still with Katja?
- Yes.
Okay, then to the same!
No way! Forget it!
Dude, I can not talk now!
Fuck!
Harry.
He's coming over.
People Bea's father's after me!
He wants to cut my eggs
and with his car go over it!
No Joke! I swear.
- Here.
- Thanks Man.
Now come down only once.
What happened?
The classic, man.
I never thought,
that this happens to me.
- We want to make us more comfortable?
- With Pleasure.
Uh? What are you doing there?
- Tada!
- You can not be serious.
You promised me something.
Huh? I thought, it's just
to porn with other women.
You pack the thing again.
- The camera I mean.
- Nope!
Can we please talk about it now?
Because I think actually, that's ...
What thinks of it?
I do not post it but at "Youporn"!
You have to apologize.
Best at Bea and her old.
And I.
The guy wants my balls!
The hate me for all eternity.
So? Are you ready?
Please, Andy, help me again.
I do not want there own way ...
Please, Andi!
I do not think now ...
You're sure you want that?
Anyway, dude.
This is my only chance.
I have to set an example.
Bea, which is never irreparable.
But I want to show you something!
That's fine pornography!
My movies
my books, my laptop, everything!
But that's all wrong,
I know that now.
You bear witness that I mean it's.
And you, too, Andi.
- ... Not completely nuts!
- Wait.
You of course,
Mr. and Mrs. Zimmermann!
No more porn!
- Fuck.
- I'll call then once the fire department.
Uh, firefighters?
- Could you maybe ...
- Yeah, right.
Get out!
Your Mother
sends me home safely.
What.
The found the old cabinet shit.
Dad depends on and all is well.
- How was it last night?
- Beautiful.
- We talked long ...
- And he has rumgeschraubt to you.
- No he has not.
- Yeah, right.
Because Bobby would never do that.
I can 'nem Womanizer
Of course not resist.
But you look finished. Rough night?
You're together now,
Katja and you, right?
Nee.
I ... I do not know.
Yes, Mrs. Zimmermann.
I do not know what to say.
Yes, um ...
I am very sorry.
Hmm, anyway.
Yes. Goodbye.
How long does the still?
Isch may be never.
Stay here!
I am a patient man, Andi.
But that's enough.
What's next? Just asking,
then I can assure us already times.
It's my fault.
Andi can not help it.
Lilli, you need not apologize
this testosterone terror.
Is not that a bit dramatic?
There's nothing happening.
Do you have any marbles?
You light
with your friend Harry a house at
and find this not "dramatic"?
- Oh, that.
- Have you crapped into the brain?
- Hello? So what's going on?
- There is some degree dramatically.
- Andi had burned almost a house.
- So bad it was not and ...
Finally! I'm fed up!
Let him explain.
We were not there.
For Weeks
thou shalt plain talk to him.
And if the shit is steaming on,
shuffle you a you?
- I just mean ...
- You have 'ne opinion?
Whence? You scherst you but only
to the scrap heap in the garage.
Aside from the career as an artist.
Now is Feierabend.
I do not want to be the bogeyman.
You can euern shit
go it alone. I cut it off.
- Where are you going?
- Here eh everyone does what he wants.
Then I'll just go 'ne Bank raided
and sit on me.
In the South Seas.
With my
Young Latin American Lover.
Woman ...
Hello There?
Hello There?
Hey, you know the feeling,
if everything dissolves into thin air?
Just like that: "Puff"?
So, with me only makes one "puff":
the passbook,
the grandpa gave me Communion.
Do you know how expensive
that crap Feuerwehreinsatz is?
What's happening?
Did you forget your crutches?
Or you Katja has fucked too hard?
Ey, who comes indeed not at all clear.
If the cut me 'n ass?
It keeps you well
for playable on both sides.
- So Pimmelfrau-wise, you know?
- What?
If you are the
constantly guckst the pasta?
And I!
Pull the finger out of the Po,
otherwise you are sitting on the bench tomorrow.
Hey, Andi.
N / A?
- What are you doing here?
- I was shopping what.
My parents come yet again tomorrow.
- Because I've seen that you practice.
- Ah okay.
You know, that I'm really sorry about yesterday.
I wanted to come,
but it was so chaotic.
Come tonight over.
- Real?
- Clear.
Only if you feel like it.
Cool.
Here for you.
I'm happy for you.
- Bit late for swap shirts.
- Dream on, Harry.
- If looks could fuck ...
- What?
Well, Katja.
What did she just gave you, huh?
I have not looked inside.
Well then go!
Ah! Whoa!
How amazing violently is that?
Is that a crossed-V?
This is an "A" as Andy.
As M?senfrisur.
Hey, that's blatantly violent, right?
This is how
a sign on 'nem private.
Andi fucking only, vestehste?
- This is ...
- But somehow ...
Somehow I do not know.
- Is it all too fast degree, right?
- Really.
First you want to be sure,
and now are you too fast.
Dude, you're blind?
This is not a "B" as Bobby. You are that!
Thou shalt show her today,
who is the Ding-Dong-King-Kong.
- You, Harry?
- Hm?
What do you think of intimate haircuts?
I now do not know if I ...
I say it this way:
The shorter the hedge,
the greater the house.
Oh, shit ...
Age.
Ah, apply ...
Optionally heating ...
And have you ever talked to him?
A Secret
I have not made out of it.
- I can not exactly force him ...
- Nope.
- Because what would have come of it.
- I agree.
But You know guys.
Board in front of head.
So, finished.
Let's see how long will hang the.
Come on, damn it.
So what's going on?
Will you help me?
You'Re Welcome.
- That was not a good idea with the hair dryer.
- Stand on the package.
The mean
that liability will be better still.
The stuff has
everywhere evenly.
- Crap.
- However.
- What a stupid idea.
- Dad, please!
Here.
Top biting.
Is safer for your tongue.
I'll tell you what it takes,
that's lousy effectively.
Your mother uses to make hair
to remove from the teeth.
Are you ready?
On three, okay? One ...
The course looks stupid.
Take the rest of 'nen wet razor.
Oh, and when it's done, not mine.
- To whom you go there?
- What?
- The girl from the video?
- What kind of a video?
The brain amputated by your action
on Facebook.
Come run th
My brother has not married,
and that is totally wrong.
In Turkey, someone is times
slapped on the stone floor.
This is probably deductions in the B-Note.
Nevertheless, my Party Animal
deserves a reward!
But unfortunately, the now private.
So tschaui.
Well, Party Animal?
- How isses?
- Tip.
- Is everything okay?
- Everything cool.
By Katja. She has me
today invited back to himself.
That's nice for you.
Well, I think she wants ...
- Well, you know.
- Looks like it.
And I ... I do not know.
- At the end she laughs at me.
- I can not imagine.
Then it is not always
the right thing for you.
- You've laughed at me.
- What? When?
When Doctor games?
You've yelling:
"Hey, Andi
has so 'nen small Schniepel. "
That was ten years ago.
It's obvious that you then ...
That's not such a great topic.
I'm sorry.
I did not laugh at you.
Then and now.
- Are you looking for something?
- Uh ...
- What are you doing today?
- I meet with Bobby.
Aha.
I would rather have
what up with you on the last night.
We can indeed now
still do something together.
It does not concern me none of my business,
but goes with Katja
not quite fast at a time?
I mean, I'm glad,
it with my ex not to have made.
And why have you not?
That was a complete idiot.
I've just not have been noticed.
I found him sweet, was just in love.
But he was always talking
totally stupid about women.
So,
"Hey, look, the, with the killer horns."
or "Those who can safely 'nen Tennis Ball
Sucking by 'nen garden hose! "
I mean, it's even?
For his friend one should
be the most beautiful girl, right?
- Yes.
- Just.
Look, the da.
Stop, do not touch.
You must immediately get out of the sand.
Read your mums a newspaper?
There was a bad accident in
Belgium! All the sand is contaminated!
Only comes to us not too close.
You are determined contaminated.
Then you get ten syringes.
Mami, the ass from the swimming pool
said I must go to the hospital!
- So what's going on?
- I'll explain later.
Tell me.
- But I think we must first time ...
- Wait.
Hey, asshole! What do you have
said to my daughter? Hey!
You, Lilli.
I'm sorry that the guy did not see,
that you're the most beautiful girl.
Thanks that is nice of you.
Hi.
Well, how isses?
Want something to drink, or ...
equal to the rest
Unpack your gift?
You go before ever.
I'll be right there.
Will only briefly into the bath.
- What is because it ?
- That's Katja .
Oh, something like a mixtape? Sweet.
Do you like it?
So I think you have too much of.
Equal rights for all.
Okay, I'll do it.
Pants down.
- I can not do this.
- What?
- Sleep with you. That will not do.
- Why not?
- Are you impotent or something?
- No, I'm not impotent.
But you're just not the right thing.
Why are you here?
Not you sleep with Katja?
Oh, I had
not in the mood to their Ellis tomorrow.
And?
- How was it?
- Well.
What a laugh it was not me.
Then you've achieved,
what you wanted.
Oh yes ... I've.
How was it with Bobby?
Good.
- We have talked in the park.
- Spoken.
Lilli, let the shit.
Do you think me stupid for total?
No.
Why?
I do not know,
Think you know Bobby, but ...
I'm not his type.
- I'll see you tomorrow at the soccer.
- But it is a pity, right?
- What is a pity?
- That you will cut off tomorrow just so.
Without notch in Bobby's bedpost.
Andi, you 's wooden leg, or what?
Yes! Excellent! Yes guys! Excellent!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
- Andi, Lilli did not want to come?
- I'm your nanny?
Bobby!
Bobby here!
Ey!
You Depp, you! Shit, so a dork!
- Nee or?
- But.
Ey,
Blumenpfl?cken you can afterwards! On!
- Hi, Bea. Have you seen Lilli?
- Nope.
And I! Over! On!
Now have you not.
And then falling 4: 0
You lousy, arrogant prick!
- What?
- You're asking yet, you bum?
You kidding Katja, then Lilli.
And then you celebrate you here,
as if nothing had happened!
Look not so shit.
You're standing here with your enormous dick
and ask so stupid, if Lilli comes.
I saw you yesterday.
- What did you see?
- You and Lilli.
And what else?
Husband, Andi ... Yes, I like Lilli.
I like them very even.
Because it is not like the others
Girls. They are I do not care.
I do not stand on women.
Unbelievable that Lilli located
in so 'nen weak Maten love.
Andi, Age, you even realize what?
Age ...
My shampoo ...
Do not let them bother you.
And I.
Wish Lilli's a good journey of mine.
Spacken.
Harry is, degree bad.
No, you can not just later ...
What? No! I am not gay!
And I!
Oh, did you hurt yourself?
- No.
- But to me!
You know,
how hurtful that was yesterday?
Katja, I do not have time.
- But I'll give you 'nen good advice.
- What's that?
"Who wants to fuck must be friendly."
Take care, Katja.
- Hey, Andi. Where such a hurry?
- Did you see Lilli?
I've brought it level to the train.
- The whole city is one big traffic jam.
- She is gone?
She was determined to rid already.
- Have not you adopted?
- Way ...
Your train departs by 13 clock.
If we hurry, we can do that.
Andi, I can not you ever help
but one thing I can tell you:
For your love
Is it worth fighting for.
Always. No ifs and buts.
So? What is?
Good Decision.
And the traffic jams?
Shit.
- What's happening?
- I, uh ...
- I have not tanked.
- Yes and now?
No ifs and buts.
The Andi ...
I do not know what's wrong with me
I just want to you
I can not forget you
And nothing works
I was so blind and deaf
I love you just do not hear
Now you go
not out of my head
And I run, I run
And all the birds in the streets
sing your name
Lilli, Lilli
You know,
I can not sleep properly at night
I think constantly only to you
I just think Lilli, Lilli
Oh Lilli, Lilli
At each corner is your name
Everywhere I see your face
What do you see that I want to see
your night and your morning light
And Lilli, you're beautiful
If you still want to,
let's try
Let's dance through the streets
On roofs balance
And all the birds in the streets
sing your name
Lilli, Lilli
You know,
I can not sleep properly at night
I think constantly only to you
I hope I'm not too late
- Hi, Lilli.
- Hi.
So I just call to order ...
So, I want to thank you.
For the song.
Honest Andi, the ...
That's beautiful.
So what Nice has never ...
- What are you doing here?
- Why did you got out?
- But guckste? Not bad, right?
- I thought you were gay.
Estelle, come!
- You first.
- No, you.
Why me? That was your idea,
that to do it again.
Just. That's why you need first.
- Okay ... But only because you ...
- Wait.
Have you ... shaved?
- Waxed.
- Ouch.
Yes, I thought: the shorter the hedge,
the greater the ... house.
The house moves.
So, Doctor ...
Did you condoms?
Um ...
In the nightstand drawer.
Shit, the ... I fully forgotten.
This is the "King Togo".
- Krass, right?
- Yes.
I'd now like to say,
it does not depend on the size, but ...
Well ...
For the face
Camera would have been worthwhile.
Subtitles: COVER, Berlin
Donya Zahireddini, Anne Panier u. A.
- Therefore, I am also the determiner.
You have to first.
Okay, you Bl?di, then stop until I do.
There's nothing at all.
You're. Come on, do!
Los.
Mama, Mama!
- What is it, darling?
- The Andi!
- What's with Andi, Lilli-treasure?
- He's got so nen small Schniepel.
And I!
And I!
- And I?
- Huh?
Look not so fully on the tail,
you Homo.
I have not.
I was just thinking.
Clearly, Captain Sparrow.
About warm pasta salad, or what?
Sure, because I'm gay,
you idiot. Katja remember?
- What's with Katja?
- Uh, nothing.
We just talked about the party
Katja. If it is determined in size ...
- ... Like.
- In any.
Whoa, boy.
Anaconda. That can still run
with the meat whip.
- Ey, because of the party.
- Huh?
- I'm not going there.
- What? Boy, come get this straight!
Katja looks at me anyway
not with the ass.
- You never do indeed what.
- I'll do what constantly!
I did yesterday
gepoked on Facebook.
Raff the times but:
If you Katja times
elsewhere Poken want,
have to make time more action you now.
Put on your items, Bobby.
The she puts all flat,
the blatant Pussy whisperer.
The babbles so fully, until it does not
know more, where is the front and back.
And then gepoked.
"Wham Bam, Thank You Ma'am!"
Dude, I'm telling you:
Who wants to fuck must be friendly.
That's how it looks.
Look, you can start the same times.
Let's go
even the outdoor pool or what?
Yes.
What did you mixed mom back?
Kohlrabi soup with sperm Blubb?
Now that's' s official Wich spot.
You're 's official Wich spot.
Super, the same again
right disgraced before Katja.
I'm now back under any circumstances.
- Well, yes Lilli comes today.
- Lilli?
We'll get a visit from the ancients,
who lived in times of our street.
Our Mums are friends.
- Geil?
- No Idea.
My mum wants
that I care about them.
If that is cool, you show her
the bald man with the turtleneck.
And then is looked after.
- Asleep in the Anni in the room?
- Uh-huh.
How do you do!
Sleeping under the same roof with Anita,
the sex goddess.
- The running around all day naked.
- On keinsten.
- But clear. The also sleeps naked.
- What?
Sometimes I fuck you by right.
Because the not even awake from.
Anni is my sister, you ass.
In addition, Anita is on vacation
with her glasses in London.
- What are you doing there?
- I copy it a ringtone.
Why?
Are you going to see next.
So, guys, I got to go really.
I still have much to do
for tonight.
Oh yes. Make me the stallion.
Age! Bea, this is you, or what?
Oh man, I may have to also?
Make me the H ...
- You, Harry?
- Yes?
I also have a ring tone for you.
See you later.
I was increasingly searching
the perfect porn.
The so porn is that you never again
another need to jerk off, right?
- Yes and?
- I have not found him.
But this one ...
is damn close.
Kayla Fortuna, Amy Hunter
and Jessica Rocks
can be the new superstar
the porn sky doctoring: King Togo!
- "King Togo"?
- Oh yes!
- That's King Togo.
- Aha.
Watch out.
Now, let's see,
if everything is working.
Boom! Krass, right?
Have you ever such a
seen gigantic M?rderpimmel?
Not in color.
- There you are already.
- "Even" is good. The city is dense.
- Hello Tom.
- Wow!
The small Lilli!
You I would not so recognized.
- Is Andi there?
- He's up with his buddy Harry.
- What's wrong with you?
- That's a fake.
I thought well, I've googled.
That's real.
"King Togo." Full racist.
Dude, you're the new
Women's representative of the Green Party?
- That's a porn, no documentation.
- I think it's still assi.
- How come?
- Because it's just annoying.
Suddenly hold an all
their D?del in the face.
"If I get 'ne Latte,
I case of anemia fainted. "
If you do not have huge cock,
one is disabled, or what?
I once told a,
... that mine is too small.
Really?
- Who then?
- This Lilli.
Andi, you crass player, make yourself
naked and I know nothing about it?
- It's all what ago.
- How long since?
- Ten years.
- Age, when you were seven.
- Yes exactly.
- That he is grown, did you notice?
- He has grown yet?
- Yeah, right.
Then Look here:
If this comes Lilli,
Holst you just
your little Butzi out and say:
"You're surprised, what!
Quite large, the Pillermann, right? "
Ey, ey, cut it off. Get lost!
Ah, Lilli! Suck my About ...
Well, then come with me.
Ah, Lilli!
- Look, Andi, who is there.
- Andi, hi Na.?
Since you're surprised, huh?
- What's that for a mess?
- An animal film.
- Let's see for Bio.
- "An animal film?" "For organic?" So so.
Which animals are you?
- Black Mamba.
- Arabian stallion.
This is the neck of 'nem horse.
Horse.
A huge penis in close-up.
- Black as ebony.
- And? Does he like it?
Are you crazy now, or what?
Internet shit!
Verstrahlt anyway everything.
Then Harry comes yet
with his bad aura.
They're also not five more.
Perhaps you could with Andi times
. talk You, for example, as a model.
Or you let Harry,
so that Andi has only porn on the head
and women as objects treated?
Many thanks too!
- Not seriously.
- Sorry. What?
- What are you going to so, Lilli?
- I look again at Frankfurt.
If everything is just better than Bad Fussing.
This is so blatant.
Why is this crass?
He thinks it is blatant that you
are here and not in Bad Fussing.
- I'll get water. Will you come, Harry?
- No way.
Lilli told that they
a lot of sports power. Andi, you'll show yet ...
- Your thing ...
- My what?
- So tell me. Your, uh ...
- Penis.
Its course and running!
And at the party tonight
Can you really go together.
Oh, uh ...
I actually thought that ...
Sure you can come with me,
if you have nothing better to do.
Then you learn the same
know a few people
and matches,
that build no shit.
Guys? Everything cool.
I know what is a porn.
Now is not really my thing.
If you like extreme
large genitals look, please.
Good conversation. I go take a shower.
Not that we fixed ourselves talk.
- What's in it?
- The I Katja burned.
- Is that your girlfriend?
- No, uh ...
At her party is today.
And what's it now?
- Just a couple of songs that I like.
- Something like a mixtape? Sweet.
And I!
Old Friend.
N / A? Hi, Mademoiselle.
Come in.
Harry. What's going on?
- All right?
- What are you cooking?
Nix cook. Do you want a drink?
- Nah, let times. Have you seen Katja?
- That was just with Bea above.
- D?ner daiquiri.
- Uh-huh.
He's just a little shy.
But just the perfect gentleman.
Really? Shy?
I would not have thought that.
Behind slumbering animal.
I can feel it.
Now I need it just let out.
- I do not know.
- But I.
He is now due.
- You do not mean that you rushed it?
- Oh crap.
I'll see if he is already there.
- Hi, Andy. You will also find?
- Hi. N / A?
- Uh ...
- Do you have some music here?
No. Um, that's for you.
- For the invitation.
- Thanks.
You have you seen Bobby somewhere?
- Bobby?
- Do not worry. I find him already.
- Did you find her?
- Yes.
- Are you a me so?
- Na logo!
Thanks.
- Let's get out the air.
- Well, Habibi. With everything and sharp?
- Is everything okay?
- Yes.
- Did you not like the CD?
- Man ...
Cheers.
Men. Sometimes you are so disabled.
It's too stressful here.
Lesbian?
- Sch ... Sch ... apology.
- Do not worry.
- N / A? Did it hurt?
- Oh God no, please.
It did not hurt when I
have fallen from heaven. Do you mean this?
Do you WellaFlex Zombie that women
so 'ne macho shit find repulsive?
I wanted to know if it hurt,
as Mr. "tunnel vision" purely ran into you.
How embarrassing. I'm sorry.
- "WellaFlex Zombie". Is good.
- Was not meant like that.
No problem, I stand to my hairstyle.
- You tell me for your name?
- Lilli.
Bobby, I'm glad.
What do you want to drink, Lilli?
- Prosecco Aperol, if you have that.
- Mmm, sweet and tangy. That fits.
Caution.
That is clear,
Katja is the sled over, right?
That makes it no easier. She is
not forever auf'm market, geddit?
I know Harry. I know.
You can not give up now, Andi.
See it this way: Even she has
Bobby Riesenschlange not summoned.
Holy shit.
How So? What is it?
Oh Man.
Harry, you please do not drink so much, okay?
But, Mom ...
You worry about not
Worry about me!
- Idiot.
- Ah!
- Andi, I gotta talk to you.
- Real? Because I also.
You got a garlic breath.
So who is the woman?
Alas! This is Lilli.
And Bobby.
- You, Bobby?
- Yes?
Can you help me?
I need to get supply from below.
- Clear.
- Should I help?
Just let. This has been going.
- Busy!
- Emergency. Floods!
Busy!
Nemo?
What's going on?
Phew.
Nemo?
Nemo?
Hey!
It's all right. I do
Euthanasia your music at right back.
I have to get rid of something.
It is not easy, a woman
to say what I want to say.
Especially if you a not listening.
I never find the right words,
if any words.
Oh God.
Thank goodness there are people
who made better in front of me.
- Sweet.
- So, Katja.
That's for you.
Show it to us, Justin Bieber.
What shoud that?
I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I did not do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
And the reason is you
And I!
What do you do? Hey! Katja!
Over there you can continue to throw up.
Let me through.
- Katja ...
- Stay there.
Ah!
Ups.
And I!
- And I.
- Ah!
Andi, you hear heavy? Breakfast!
And bring with Lilli.
I think it is serious.
Lilli, what are you doing here?
- Are you okay?
- Yes.
- How's your ...
- Huh?
I am so sorry. You can login
remember anything more, right?
Rake? Pool?
Ding Dong?
Bell's?
- Health.
- Thanks.
- I'll see you down.
- Yes.
Oh shame, as you can see because of?
Are you going to get sick?
Fits so great for holiday beginning.
Man, you're very pale.
Nonsense, I'm fine.
- Did you 'nen hangover?
- I'm fine.
Celebrations like the big ones, as tolerated
the small. You now take Aconitum.
Hand.
Yuck,
Was there yesterday what with garlic?
- Harry did so 'nen cocktail.
- With Garlic?
D?ner-Daiquiri.
Only sauce, salad and everything, Habibi.
- The panscht and you pour in?
- Most of it is now back out.
Andi-treasure,
where is your self-confidence?
- What we sang earlier?
- Mom?
- "I am I and you are you."
- I voluntarily drunk.
"What I like, do not control the du.
And if you have something against,
I say only one thing: Get out, you idiot "
Look, Andi,
we just look at old photos.
You know what?
Yeah, yes is only ten years ago.
You were so cute together, you two.
Well. What are you going to both Nice?
- I wanted to in the city.
- To shop?
Then you can still go to the Zeil.
Just let. I've arranged to meet Harry.
Mir is the risk of injury is too high.
Nonsense!
You always need something to wear.
And Lilli advises you are sure to enjoy.
Not so fast.
Now wait a minute.
Uffpasse, Frolleinsche!
Can it here so rumknurze net!
This may only be highly qualified
Professionals from the bus Uni?
The is but funny.
Did what turned eat?
I have no desire.
Yesterday I was enough.
You gave me the thing
carved into the eggs.
This is so typical.
You guys only think of you. Listen,
You are sternhagelvoll landed in the pool.
It was bad, your full
undress gereiherten clothes.
- You've drawn me?
- Yes, you not. You've just lying there.
I placed myself to you out of concern,
and you do so 'nen monkeys.
You were worried?
There are already people
be choking on their vomit.
You, Lilli?
Thanks.
- You mean she is very angry?
- Just because you're pissed?
In your position
I would like to apologize to her.
- And?
- Yes.
Wow,'re really a big help.
Do not you think,
that my ass looks fat in it?
Oh crap.
Ever ...
I do not want you ...
No, I'm not talking to you.
It's you
shit in! Leave me alone!
- Write her a song yet.
- How? For Katya now?
- You sing but super. The show came on.
- I found it sickening.
- Bobby!
- N / A? What 's chance.
- Belladonna! That suits you better than me.
- Thanks. Likewise.
What haste because it just for the count so?
Did he sing again?
Uh no, I was on the phone.
Your ex-boyfriend? Crap.
We wanted today to the outdoor pool.
So if you feel like it?
- Clear.
- Beautiful. Then're later.
And if you still have an ace up its sleeve,
Katja wanted to come.
- So a Spast!
- I find it quite nice.
"Very nice"?
He's the biggest asshole ever.
This panties looks as if it were
of his little sister.
- He is just like what he did.
- How do you mean?
But he has a good body.
Since he does not have a schlumpfigen,
silly baggy shorts running around.
What's Afternoon with today?
Going there?
Take a look.
Wait a minute. I need to get something else.
Will you not even
apologize to her?
DC.
The longer you wait,
the more stupid it is. Standing but more on that.
You did not vollgereihert.
I'll get some ice cream.
As I come up with.
- Oh, uh, Bobby?
- Yes?
- You bring me with something?
- What?
You know what I want.
A big, thick Magnum.
Preferably with nuts. That would be cool.
Ahoy, Andi.
N / A? All right?
- Wow, you were latte close yesterday.
- Yes, thank you for your help there.
- Age, What's going with you?
- How So? What?
- Gaywatch?
- Can not wear any baggy look.
Looks namely silly.
- Dude, you have 'ne Latte?
- Are you crazy?
But as would be someone,
to see me, huh?
Katja? They had unfortunately
only with almonds.
Bobby is such an asshole.
He does so, as if I were the Allertollste.
And since the little bitch because,
I'm only air for him.
The investigated halt after confirmation.
What are you for?
Get lost, you toad.
It slaps the same, but no applause.
Katja?
I wanted to apologize
about yesterday.
- It's okay.
- I'm full of suffering. That was wrong.
Well, you were not alone.
Any ass has the aquarium
my brother peed.
The worst:
His clown fish is gone.
This is such a stress.
Who steals a clownfish please?
That's disgusting.
Otherwise, it was still 'ne Hammer Party.
Hey, Andi. Are you going only with
Lifeguard in the water, what?
Face, Jaro.
- Hey, that's my chair?
- Uh, just borrowed.
Your loving it all!
- What's going on today?
- Bin with Bea agreed.
Really? Why? So ...
- How is that comes at a time?
- We've been together since yesterday.
- Do you know what I realized?
- Is that forbidden?
No but ...
Why are you telling me anything?
There's nothing to tell. She found
the not so funny with the condoms.
- Not by noticed.
- Like so much.
I then apologized to her,
and then one thing led to another.
And I?
- You Cremst me back?
- Yes, I'm almost there.
Age!
You have to necessarily
your old swimming trunks reactivate.
TICKETS OFFER
Yes?
Am I interrupting? Good.
You mean, I should 'nen song
raushauen for Katja and ...
- I've got something tries.
- Real?
That was fast.
It is not much.
A verse and the chorus.
I thought I test.
And you're so very pretty
And I am seeking a bore
You're the star did lights my way
If I could only make you see me
Make you hear me
Make you feel me
- Yes, more I have not yet.
- Okay.
- And?
- Yes ...
- It is ...
- Not a big hit?
But. So ...
Your voice is great.
But I somehow feel
I've heard somewhere before.
I've only written precisely.
You know, it's missing,
which makes it particularly.
What a really touching.
- You should the also do not touch.
- Yes I know.
It sounds like this,
what you sang at the party.
Sorry, Dieter Bohlen,
That was a shit idea.
And that's the way my ...
Helm.
The hell with it.
Andi, you cremst my back a?
I hope burn our house.
Uh ... Nope.
Then why do you ring the doorbell like a madman?
Nee,
I normally rang only ...
Come in. Andi is above.
Andi mach, back. You have a visitor.
Oh!
- What's happening?
- What was that noise?
Nothing happened.
- Sound but not so.
- What's going on there?
- Everything OK.
- Andi, hello?
Lots of noise,
and here is "all right"?
- Why have you locked up?
- I was taking a shower.
And if you pass out?
Open the door.
- Immediately.
- Open the door!
- Krass!
- What happened? The Cupboard?
Uh, I wanted to masturbate me something.
So, from the cabinet and ...
And uh ... I had da namely times
'Ne bag gummy hidden.
I wanted to masturbate me,
and as I slipped.
- And then ...
- You've hidden gummy bears in the bathroom?
- Yes.
- Aha.
- Where are they?
- What?
- The gummy. Where are they?
- The ... gummi bears ...
The I ate.
I found the old cabinet much nicer.
He's still in the basement.
I hang the afterwards on again.
What stinks here actually so disgusting?
This one.
I have found in Andis pants.
Can you explain that?
Why your trousers in the washing machine
moldy with a dead goldfish?
- Clown Fish.
- What?
That's a clown fish.
So no goldfish.
Its my fault. I Andi
after the party helped undress.
I made empty his pockets.
And there was something cold ...
Slippery.
I did not in any case thought,
that it is a fish.
I'll just drop by jogging.
Tschaui.
And I may the dirt
wegmachen again?
Or how you imagined it?
Power but all what you want.
Tom?
Most accidents
occur at home.
What are you doing here?
You have to help me. It is because of Bea.
I think I've screwed it.
She said I was the biggest bitch
at all, and kicked me out.
Wait a moment. Did I miss something?
Harry?
I was last night with her.
Her parents were gone, and we have
a endschwulen wives watched film.
After that we have hit Action.
- Everything okay? I've got something ...
- Sch.
It was really super nice and stuff.
- Where is the problem now?
- Uh, yeah ...
There was a bit of a ...
Misunderstanding.
What?
The make in porn all that.
- Bah!
- That I'm really sorry anyway.
- That was not planned.
- Harry, go!
You have not really done!
How should I know because,
that since only have to ask?
Dicker that can backfire.
How should I help you there?
Can you talk to Bea?
- Ironically, I?
- Please, Andi!
I think,
I am in love with Bea.
So right.
Do you understand?
Bea.
Well, how was volleyball?
- What do 'you n here?
- Harry sent me.
- He wants to apologize ...
- He told you that?
Yes.
No, Andi, sorry.
The type is no longer normal.
- Who?
- Hi, Katya.
The yonder. Come on, I want to leave here.
I will simply say to you,
that I am very sorry it
and that he
terrible it is ashamed,
that he has this terrible disease.
What disease?
Harry has ...
Penis Tourette.
Really.
So yes, the many porn.
Please do not judge him.
Harry just needs someone
who understands him,
someone who gives him love.
What's going on here anyway?
That he has not done?
The sow.
- What are you going to do today?
- Actually, I and Harry wanted ...
- This has been well done.
- We can indeed do something.
- Clear.
- Cool. Are you coming over tonight?
- So at eight?
- With you.
Picking Up sturmfrei.
- And Bobby?
- I'll call him if he should be there.
No. I just thought ...
You ...
I thought you do like him.
Oh Bobby ...
- The just do not know what he wants.
- I knew that already.
So what's going on?
- Penis-Tourette?
- Man, Katja was there.
This has brought me out of the concept,
and also ...
Penis-Tourette?
Penis Tourette, penis Tourette ...
I penis Tourrette.
No Joke,
you are the cursed pussy-Einstein.
So so boiled.
I would not have thought that.
- I understand nothing.
- She has forgiven me.
- She has forgiven with genuine.
- Nope.
But. Yeah, well, I had to promise
quit the porn.
Did you?
- High and holy.
- Krass.
I'd give my right testicle.
Bea.
She asks,
if I want to come today.
Her parents are not there.
That's what I owe to you.
I do not know how you do that ...
but you have what it takes real.
I have immediately the battery
charge of my video camera.
- Not seriously.
- The first time knick-knack.
That I have to film.
- Hey.
- N / A?
- And, you saved the world?
- How do you know?
Tom said, you help Harry.
Harry has Bea ... misunderstood.
However, it is up to you.
Then you're now Strohwitwer, right?
- Shall we then later going together?
- I'm meeting my Katja.
Oh. It's just ... no problem.
Then I meet up with Bobby.
Bobby ...
Oh, Andi?
Sorry again for last night.
Because I have criticized your song.
Is okay. You were quite right.
Are you then still progressed?
- Not so right.
- You'll be fine.
Um ... Lilli?
I want to also apologize.
I do not want to disturb you.
I did not know that ...
Oh, you mean the dildo?
- Yes.
- Den hab ich eh not reingekriegt.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hi, Andi.
Come in.
You do not believe,
I've just found.
Has Daddy
a gift from his boss get.
Are you up for?
Open up times.
That was surely very expensive, right?
Hello There?
Did my daddy get paid.
So go on.
You ... Who is this Lilli?
The once lived here.
Our mothers are friends.
Krass,
how to ranschmei?t to Bobby.
As if the 'had ne chance at the.
- Have you ever heard in my purely CD?
- Sure, I find great.
Oh Man.
- I am not even thanked.
- For the CD? But.
No, no not I mean,
but that you sang for me.
- That was really sweet.
- Oh, that.
You're sweet.
Andi, get down there.
I told you, it looks from below
much easier than from above.
My brother has not married,
and is totally mistaken.
In Turkey, one is times
slapped on the stone floor.
... But that is too private now.
So tschaui.
Whoa, you're brave.
And I?
I need your advice times.
- Where then?
- I want my 'make ne new hairstyle.
While completely naked is always,
and this is also the best in men.
But for me ...
Bit boring, right?
This is the Brazilian style,
there remains only 'n little stick.
An Arrow.
For the very Doofen.
Thus, the also know where to go.
What do you think?
What you'd like best for me?
Um ...
So currently
I have a small triangle.
But you can
still very much to do something else.
Want to see you again?
Here.
- Man, what is.
- Big shit, Andi!
- Are you still with Katja?
- Yes.
Okay, then to the same!
No way! Forget it!
Dude, I can not talk now!
Fuck!
Harry.
He's coming over.
People Bea's father's after me!
He wants to cut my eggs
and with his car go over it!
No Joke! I swear.
- Here.
- Thanks Man.
Now come down only once.
What happened?
The classic, man.
I never thought,
that this happens to me.
- We want to make us more comfortable?
- With Pleasure.
Uh? What are you doing there?
- Tada!
- You can not be serious.
You promised me something.
Huh? I thought, it's just
to porn with other women.
You pack the thing again.
- The camera I mean.
- Nope!
Can we please talk about it now?
Because I think actually, that's ...
What thinks of it?
I do not post it but at "Youporn"!
You have to apologize.
Best at Bea and her old.
And I.
The guy wants my balls!
The hate me for all eternity.
So? Are you ready?
Please, Andy, help me again.
I do not want there own way ...
Please, Andi!
I do not think now ...
You're sure you want that?
Anyway, dude.
This is my only chance.
I have to set an example.
Bea, which is never irreparable.
But I want to show you something!
That's fine pornography!
My movies
my books, my laptop, everything!
But that's all wrong,
I know that now.
You bear witness that I mean it's.
And you, too, Andi.
- ... Not completely nuts!
- Wait.
You of course,
Mr. and Mrs. Zimmermann!
No more porn!
- Fuck.
- I'll call then once the fire department.
Uh, firefighters?
- Could you maybe ...
- Yeah, right.
Get out!
Your Mother
sends me home safely.
What.
The found the old cabinet shit.
Dad depends on and all is well.
- How was it last night?
- Beautiful.
- We talked long ...
- And he has rumgeschraubt to you.
- No he has not.
- Yeah, right.
Because Bobby would never do that.
I can 'nem Womanizer
Of course not resist.
But you look finished. Rough night?
You're together now,
Katja and you, right?
Nee.
I ... I do not know.
Yes, Mrs. Zimmermann.
I do not know what to say.
Yes, um ...
I am very sorry.
Hmm, anyway.
Yes. Goodbye.
How long does the still?
Isch may be never.
Stay here!
I am a patient man, Andi.
But that's enough.
What's next? Just asking,
then I can assure us already times.
It's my fault.
Andi can not help it.
Lilli, you need not apologize
this testosterone terror.
Is not that a bit dramatic?
There's nothing happening.
Do you have any marbles?
You light
with your friend Harry a house at
and find this not "dramatic"?
- Oh, that.
- Have you crapped into the brain?
- Hello? So what's going on?
- There is some degree dramatically.
- Andi had burned almost a house.
- So bad it was not and ...
Finally! I'm fed up!
Let him explain.
We were not there.
For Weeks
thou shalt plain talk to him.
And if the shit is steaming on,
shuffle you a you?
- I just mean ...
- You have 'ne opinion?
Whence? You scherst you but only
to the scrap heap in the garage.
Aside from the career as an artist.
Now is Feierabend.
I do not want to be the bogeyman.
You can euern shit
go it alone. I cut it off.
- Where are you going?
- Here eh everyone does what he wants.
Then I'll just go 'ne Bank raided
and sit on me.
In the South Seas.
With my
Young Latin American Lover.
Woman ...
Hello There?
Hello There?
Hey, you know the feeling,
if everything dissolves into thin air?
Just like that: "Puff"?
So, with me only makes one "puff":
the passbook,
the grandpa gave me Communion.
Do you know how expensive
that crap Feuerwehreinsatz is?
What's happening?
Did you forget your crutches?
Or you Katja has fucked too hard?
Ey, who comes indeed not at all clear.
If the cut me 'n ass?
It keeps you well
for playable on both sides.
- So Pimmelfrau-wise, you know?
- What?
If you are the
constantly guckst the pasta?
And I!
Pull the finger out of the Po,
otherwise you are sitting on the bench tomorrow.
Hey, Andi.
N / A?
- What are you doing here?
- I was shopping what.
My parents come yet again tomorrow.
- Because I've seen that you practice.
- Ah okay.
You know, that I'm really sorry about yesterday.
I wanted to come,
but it was so chaotic.
Come tonight over.
- Real?
- Clear.
Only if you feel like it.
Cool.
Here for you.
I'm happy for you.
- Bit late for swap shirts.
- Dream on, Harry.
- If looks could fuck ...
- What?
Well, Katja.
What did she just gave you, huh?
I have not looked inside.
Well then go!
Ah! Whoa!
How amazing violently is that?
Is that a crossed-V?
This is an "A" as Andy.
As M?senfrisur.
Hey, that's blatantly violent, right?
This is how
a sign on 'nem private.
Andi fucking only, vestehste?
- This is ...
- But somehow ...
Somehow I do not know.
- Is it all too fast degree, right?
- Really.
First you want to be sure,
and now are you too fast.
Dude, you're blind?
This is not a "B" as Bobby. You are that!
Thou shalt show her today,
who is the Ding-Dong-King-Kong.
- You, Harry?
- Hm?
What do you think of intimate haircuts?
I now do not know if I ...
I say it this way:
The shorter the hedge,
the greater the house.
Oh, shit ...
Age.
Ah, apply ...
Optionally heating ...
And have you ever talked to him?
A Secret
I have not made out of it.
- I can not exactly force him ...
- Nope.
- Because what would have come of it.
- I agree.
But You know guys.
Board in front of head.
So, finished.
Let's see how long will hang the.
Come on, damn it.
So what's going on?
Will you help me?
You'Re Welcome.
- That was not a good idea with the hair dryer.
- Stand on the package.
The mean
that liability will be better still.
The stuff has
everywhere evenly.
- Crap.
- However.
- What a stupid idea.
- Dad, please!
Here.
Top biting.
Is safer for your tongue.
I'll tell you what it takes,
that's lousy effectively.
Your mother uses to make hair
to remove from the teeth.
Are you ready?
On three, okay? One ...
The course looks stupid.
Take the rest of 'nen wet razor.
Oh, and when it's done, not mine.
- To whom you go there?
- What?
- The girl from the video?
- What kind of a video?
The brain amputated by your action
on Facebook.
Come run th
My brother has not married,
and that is totally wrong.
In Turkey, someone is times
slapped on the stone floor.
This is probably deductions in the B-Note.
Nevertheless, my Party Animal
deserves a reward!
But unfortunately, the now private.
So tschaui.
Well, Party Animal?
- How isses?
- Tip.
- Is everything okay?
- Everything cool.
By Katja. She has me
today invited back to himself.
That's nice for you.
Well, I think she wants ...
- Well, you know.
- Looks like it.
And I ... I do not know.
- At the end she laughs at me.
- I can not imagine.
Then it is not always
the right thing for you.
- You've laughed at me.
- What? When?
When Doctor games?
You've yelling:
"Hey, Andi
has so 'nen small Schniepel. "
That was ten years ago.
It's obvious that you then ...
That's not such a great topic.
I'm sorry.
I did not laugh at you.
Then and now.
- Are you looking for something?
- Uh ...
- What are you doing today?
- I meet with Bobby.
Aha.
I would rather have
what up with you on the last night.
We can indeed now
still do something together.
It does not concern me none of my business,
but goes with Katja
not quite fast at a time?
I mean, I'm glad,
it with my ex not to have made.
And why have you not?
That was a complete idiot.
I've just not have been noticed.
I found him sweet, was just in love.
But he was always talking
totally stupid about women.
So,
"Hey, look, the, with the killer horns."
or "Those who can safely 'nen Tennis Ball
Sucking by 'nen garden hose! "
I mean, it's even?
For his friend one should
be the most beautiful girl, right?
- Yes.
- Just.
Look, the da.
Stop, do not touch.
You must immediately get out of the sand.
Read your mums a newspaper?
There was a bad accident in
Belgium! All the sand is contaminated!
Only comes to us not too close.
You are determined contaminated.
Then you get ten syringes.
Mami, the ass from the swimming pool
said I must go to the hospital!
- So what's going on?
- I'll explain later.
Tell me.
- But I think we must first time ...
- Wait.
Hey, asshole! What do you have
said to my daughter? Hey!
You, Lilli.
I'm sorry that the guy did not see,
that you're the most beautiful girl.
Thanks that is nice of you.
Hi.
Well, how isses?
Want something to drink, or ...
equal to the rest
Unpack your gift?
You go before ever.
I'll be right there.
Will only briefly into the bath.
- What is because it ?
- That's Katja .
Oh, something like a mixtape? Sweet.
Do you like it?
So I think you have too much of.
Equal rights for all.
Okay, I'll do it.
Pants down.
- I can not do this.
- What?
- Sleep with you. That will not do.
- Why not?
- Are you impotent or something?
- No, I'm not impotent.
But you're just not the right thing.
Why are you here?
Not you sleep with Katja?
Oh, I had
not in the mood to their Ellis tomorrow.
And?
- How was it?
- Well.
What a laugh it was not me.
Then you've achieved,
what you wanted.
Oh yes ... I've.
How was it with Bobby?
Good.
- We have talked in the park.
- Spoken.
Lilli, let the shit.
Do you think me stupid for total?
No.
Why?
I do not know,
Think you know Bobby, but ...
I'm not his type.
- I'll see you tomorrow at the soccer.
- But it is a pity, right?
- What is a pity?
- That you will cut off tomorrow just so.
Without notch in Bobby's bedpost.
Andi, you 's wooden leg, or what?
Yes! Excellent! Yes guys! Excellent!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
- Andi, Lilli did not want to come?
- I'm your nanny?
Bobby!
Bobby here!
Ey!
You Depp, you! Shit, so a dork!
- Nee or?
- But.
Ey,
Blumenpfl?cken you can afterwards! On!
- Hi, Bea. Have you seen Lilli?
- Nope.
And I! Over! On!
Now have you not.
And then falling 4: 0
You lousy, arrogant prick!
- What?
- You're asking yet, you bum?
You kidding Katja, then Lilli.
And then you celebrate you here,
as if nothing had happened!
Look not so shit.
You're standing here with your enormous dick
and ask so stupid, if Lilli comes.
I saw you yesterday.
- What did you see?
- You and Lilli.
And what else?
Husband, Andi ... Yes, I like Lilli.
I like them very even.
Because it is not like the others
Girls. They are I do not care.
I do not stand on women.
Unbelievable that Lilli located
in so 'nen weak Maten love.
Andi, Age, you even realize what?
Age ...
My shampoo ...
Do not let them bother you.
And I.
Wish Lilli's a good journey of mine.
Spacken.
Harry is, degree bad.
No, you can not just later ...
What? No! I am not gay!
And I!
Oh, did you hurt yourself?
- No.
- But to me!
You know,
how hurtful that was yesterday?
Katja, I do not have time.
- But I'll give you 'nen good advice.
- What's that?
"Who wants to fuck must be friendly."
Take care, Katja.
- Hey, Andi. Where such a hurry?
- Did you see Lilli?
I've brought it level to the train.
- The whole city is one big traffic jam.
- She is gone?
She was determined to rid already.
- Have not you adopted?
- Way ...
Your train departs by 13 clock.
If we hurry, we can do that.
Andi, I can not you ever help
but one thing I can tell you:
For your love
Is it worth fighting for.
Always. No ifs and buts.
So? What is?
Good Decision.
And the traffic jams?
Shit.
- What's happening?
- I, uh ...
- I have not tanked.
- Yes and now?
No ifs and buts.
The Andi ...
I do not know what's wrong with me
I just want to you
I can not forget you
And nothing works
I was so blind and deaf
I love you just do not hear
Now you go
not out of my head
And I run, I run
And all the birds in the streets
sing your name
Lilli, Lilli
You know,
I can not sleep properly at night
I think constantly only to you
I just think Lilli, Lilli
Oh Lilli, Lilli
At each corner is your name
Everywhere I see your face
What do you see that I want to see
your night and your morning light
And Lilli, you're beautiful
If you still want to,
let's try
Let's dance through the streets
On roofs balance
And all the birds in the streets
sing your name
Lilli, Lilli
You know,
I can not sleep properly at night
I think constantly only to you
I hope I'm not too late
- Hi, Lilli.
- Hi.
So I just call to order ...
So, I want to thank you.
For the song.
Honest Andi, the ...
That's beautiful.
So what Nice has never ...
- What are you doing here?
- Why did you got out?
- But guckste? Not bad, right?
- I thought you were gay.
Estelle, come!
- You first.
- No, you.
Why me? That was your idea,
that to do it again.
Just. That's why you need first.
- Okay ... But only because you ...
- Wait.
Have you ... shaved?
- Waxed.
- Ouch.
Yes, I thought: the shorter the hedge,
the greater the ... house.
The house moves.
So, Doctor ...
Did you condoms?
Um ...
In the nightstand drawer.
Shit, the ... I fully forgotten.
This is the "King Togo".
- Krass, right?
- Yes.
I'd now like to say,
it does not depend on the size, but ...
Well ...
For the face
Camera would have been worthwhile.
Subtitles: COVER, Berlin
Donya Zahireddini, Anne Panier u. A.