Dogfight (1991) - full transcript
In 1963, the night before the 18 years old "Birdlace" Eddie and his friends are shipped to Vietnam. They play a dirty game called 'Dogfight': all of them seek a woman for a party, and who finds the most ugly one, wins a prize. Eddie finds the lonesome pacifist Rose working in a coffee shop. She's happy to accompany him - but then she sees through the game. However by this time he already learned to like her, so he follows her home. Will he manage to win her heart despite their differences?
HALF-HOUR DINNER BREAK.
Man: EXCUSE ME.
TV:70 WOUNDED
AND 34 WERE MISSING.
Waitress: I'M SORRY.
WE'RE OUT OF CHICKEN SALAD.
WHOA!
HEY!
JUST A HALF MILE SOUTH
OF THE SOUTHERN BOUNDARY
THAT SEPARATES NORTH
AND SOUTH VIETNAM.
IN THIS LAST WEEK
IN VIETNAM,
THERE ARE A REPORTED
141 AMERICAN DEAD,
391 WOUNDED,
AND 47 LISTED
AS MISSING.
OTHER NEWS:
IN WASHINGTON
THIS AFTERNOON,
THE CONGRESSIONAL...
Young man:
HEY, BIRDLACE!
I WANT A GIRL
JUST LIKE THIS, MAN.
WHOO-HOO!
WHOO!
WHOA, BABE...
BACK HERE!
BRING IT
BACK HERE NOW!
DAMN YOU, BIRDLACE.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
BACK HERE TO ME.
IT LOOKS
LIKE A CARTOON.
STAND BY, MEN.
ASSHOLE APPROACHING,
11 O'CLOCK.
BERZIN...
LADIES...
THIS HERE IS FECTOR.
HE WANTED TO MEET YOU.
YEAH.
HOW YOU GUYS
HANGING?
SO, WHAT CAN WE DO
FOR YOU, FECTOR?
DONAVIN HERE'S
TELLING ME YOU GUYS
ARE SPONSORING
A LITTLE GET-TOGETHER.
I WANT IN...
IF IT'S OK.
I DON'T KNOW,
FECTOR.
WE'RE A PRETTY
ELITE GROUP.
WHAT DO YOU
THINK, BIRDLACE?
DO YOU KNOW THE RULES?
YOU BREAK THE RULES,
YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED
AND YOU DON'T GET
YOUR JING BACK,
NOT A GODDAMN FUCKING DIME.
YOU GOT THAT?
DO YOU HAVE ANYONE
TO BRING TO THIS EVENT,
FEC-TOR?
FUCKIN'-A, I GOT
SOMEONE TO BRING.
SOUNDS PRETTY ELITE
TO ME, GUYS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
BENJAMIN?
FECTOR,
YOU GOT THE 50 BUCKS?
WELL, SHIT.
LOOKS LIKE AN OUTSTANDING
CANDIDATE TO ME,
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.
WELL, HOW ABOUT
THAT, FECTOR?
OKIE LIKES YOU.
IN FACT,
WE ALL LIKE YOU.
THAT MEANS
YOU'RE IN.
FESTIVITIES BEGIN
PRECISELY AT 1900.
YOU'LL BE THERE.
I'LL BE THERE
IN DRESS BLUES,
TENNIS SHOES,
AND A FUR-LINED
FUCKING JOCKSTRAP.
COUNT ON IT.
FECTOR, HUH?
SOUNDS MORE
LIKE FECTIVE TO ME.
DEFECTIVE.
DUMB MOTHERFUCKER'S
STILL SHITTING
BOOT-CAMP CHOW.
DEFINITELY.
ROGER THAT.
22. THAT'S
THE BIGGEST EVER.
WE GOING TO HAVE US
A TIME, HUH?
YES, SIR, WE GOING
TO HAVE OURSELVES
SOME KIND OF TIME.
WHOO!
I'M OUT OF HERE.
P.A.: ATTENTION, PASSENGERS.
THE BUS TO SANTA CRUZ
HAS BEEN CANCELED.
THE BUS TO SANTA CRUZ
HAS BEEN CANCELED.
THE BUS FROM LOS ANGELES
WILL BE ARRIVING
20 MINUTES LATE.
ALL RIGHT, MEN.
FALL IN.
THE BUS FROM LOS ANGELES...
ATTEN-TION!
ONE QUESTION, MEN.
ARE WE ASSHOLES
OR MARINES?
All: SIR, ASSHOLES, SIR!
WRONG! WE'RE MARINES!
WHAT ARE WE?
SIR, MARINES, SIR!
AND WE ARE NOT
JUST MARINES.
WE ARE THE 4 BEES.
WHAT ARE WE?
SIR, THE 4 FUCKING BEES,
AYE, AYE, SIR!
AND THE 4 BEES HAVE
A SPECIAL MISSION.
WHAT IS THAT MISSION?
TO TAKE NO PRISONERS
AND NOT BECOME ONE!
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING,
MEN.
MUSTER AT 1900.
GOOD HUNTING, GENTLEMEN.
FALL OUT.
OK. SEE YOU LATER.
LET'S GO.
WELL,
EXCUSE US!
EXCUSE ME. HI.
HI.
UM...
AN OLDER SISTER MAYBE?
MAGGIE, DEBBIE'S
REALLY MAD AT YOU.
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE
THIS TIME. EXCUSE ME.
UH...
Maggie: GOD.
OHH.
EXCUSE ME. I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU MIGHT HELP ME.
I'M NEW IN TOWN.
I THOUGHT MAYBE IF YOU
HAD SOME TOWN,
MAYBE WE COULD
SEE SOME SIGHTS,
THE GOLDEN GATE--
YOU SLUT.
EXCUSE ME.
I OVERHEARD YOU.
I'M NEW IN TOWN, TOO.
BUT I'VE GOT A MAP.
WHERE DO YOU
WANT TO GO?
GEE, THANKS, BUT, UM...
I'M NOT INTERESTED.
I MEAN, NO.
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
I GOT TO GO.
WHERE IS HE?
YOU TALKING TO ME?
YES, MA'AM,
I'M TALKING TO YOU,
AND I WANT TO KNOW
WHERE HE IS.
WHO?
YOUR HUSBAND.
I DON'T HAVE
A HUSBAND.
YOU DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND?
NO.
WELL, WHERE'S
YOUR BOYFRIEND?
I DON'T HAVE
A BOYFRIEND.
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?
ARE YOU A LESBIAN?
NO, I'M NOT.
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME,
A PRETTY LITTLE THING
LIKE YOURSELF
WITH NO HUSBAND,
NO BOYFRIEND...
WELL, YOU GOT
TO BE A LESBIAN.
NO, I'M JUST
HERE BY MYSELF,
THAT'S ALL.
NOT ANYMORE, YOU AIN'T.
MY NAME'S BUELL.
A LOT OF PEOPLE
CALL ME OKIE.
YOU CAN CALL ME OKIE.
ONLY IF YOU WANTED TO.
BETTY, HI!
OOH...
WHOO!
HEY, I DON'T KNOW YOU.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU DON'T KNOW ME?
WE'VE BEEN WRITING TO
EACH OTHER FOR 7 MONTHS.
I--I SAID
I'D MEET YOU HERE?
COME ON. BETTY, IT'S ME SAM,
SAM BENJAMIN.
I'M NOT BETTY.
I'M RUTH TWO BEARS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU'RE NOT BETTY?
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE BETTY--
BETTY LYNX LEG.
OH.
OH, JESUS, THIS--
OH, JESUS,
THIS IS REALLY
VERY EMBARRASSING.
I'M--I'M SORRY, RUTH.
I NEED A DRINK.
LOOK, LET ME
BUY YOU A DRINK,
MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
I SWEAR TO GOD,
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTY.
WHEN I SAY
THE SPITTING IMAGE.
YOU SURE YOU HAVE
NO LYNX LEG BLOOD
IN YOU?
Woman: HELLO.
THE MARINES
HAVE LANDED.
OH, GREAT.
I'LL BE THERE
IN AN HOUR.
YEAH, WELL WHAT I WAS
SAYING BACK THERE, GLADYS--
ALICE.
SORRY. ALICE.
WHAT I WAS SAYING BACK
THERE--YOU'RE NICE.
I'M BEING SINCERE.
HA HA HA!
LISTEN, I'M A UNITED
STATES MARINE.
I'M LEAVING FIRST THING
TOMORROW MORNING,
SHIPPING OUT TO OKINAWA.
I WANTED TO
HAVE A NICE TIME
WITH A NICE LADY TONIGHT,
THAT'S ALL.
YOU WANT TO HAVE A NICE TIME?
YEAH!
GET YOURSELF
A STREETWALKER.
FUCKING SHIT!
EXCUSE ME.
OH, IT'S POURING OUT.
WE'RE GOING
TO GET SOAKED.
WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?
A CUP OF COFFEE'S FINE...
AND I'LL TAKE
ONE OF THOSE
DELICIOUS-LOOKING
DONUTS, TOO, PLEASE.
WHAT KIND YOU WANT?
CHOCOLATE, PLEASE.
SAY, ARE THESE
THINGS HOMEMADE?
NO.
WELL, THEY SMELL IT.
WE'RE GOING TO BE
CLOSING SOON.
♪♪ WHAT-- ♪♪
♪♪ WHAT--WHAT-- ♪♪
♪♪ HAVE THEY-- ♪♪
OH.
♪♪ WHAT HAVE THEY DONE... ♪♪
♪♪ OUT OF THE SK-SKY ♪♪
♪♪ THE LEAVES
PAT THEIR HANDS-- ♪♪♪♪
WOW.
OH, PLEASE.
DON'T STOP.
YOU SOUND REAL GOOD.
IT'S GREAT.
IT'S ONE OF MY
FAVORITE SONGS.
ACTUALLY,
IT REMINDS ME
A LOT OF--OF--OF
JIM SWAINE'S MUSIC.
DON'T YOU THINK SO?
I DON'T KNOW HIM.
OH, WOW.
JIM SWAINE?
OHH...
WELL, HE'S JUST--
WELL, YOU'VE HEARD
OF DYLAN, RIGHT,
BOB DYLAN?
YEAH.
WELL, JIM SWAINE
IS A MAJOR INFLUENCE
ON DYLAN'S MUSIC,
A MAJOR INFLUENCE.
I THOUGHT...
WOODY GUTHRIE WAS
DYLAN'S INFLUENCE.
WELL, YEAH.
THERE'S WOODY,
AND THEN
THERE'S JIM SWAINE.
IN FACT, I THINK THAT
JIM SWAINE AND WOODY
CO-WROTE SOME
SONGS TOGETHER,
IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN.
I THOUGHT
WOODY WROTE
PRETTY MUCH
ON HIS OWN.
SOMETIMES...HE DID.
HE DID, MOST DEFINITELY.
BUT SOMETIMES,
HE WOULD, YOU KNOW,
COLLABORATE WITH SWAINE.
SO IN OTHER WORDS,
WOODY WOULD WRITE
THE WORDS,
AND SWAINE WOULD WRITE
THE MUSIC. OTHER TIMES,
SWAINE WOULD WRITE THE WORDS
AND WOODY THE MUSIC.
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
LIKE THAT FAMOUS
SONG OF HIS.
DO YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN?
THIS LAND
IS YOUR LAND?
THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND.
EXACTLY.
YEAH, THAT--THAT WAS, UH,
THAT WAS AN ORIGINAL
BY SWAINE AND GUTHRIE.
THAT'S STRANGE.
I'VE GOT
THE SHEET MUSIC UPSTAIRS
AND I DON'T REMEMBER
SEEING...HIS NAME.
HE WAS A GHOSTWRITER...
SOMETIMES.
IN FACT,
MOST OF THE TIME.
ROSE,
YOUR BREAK'S OVER.
LET'S GET THOSE TABLES
SET UP FOR TOMORROW.
YOUR COFFEE'S
GETTING COLD.
THANK YOU.
SO DO YOU WRITE
YOUR OWN STUFF?
OH, JEEZ, NO.
WELL, YOU SHOULD. YOU'VE
GOT THE VOICE FOR IT.
REALLY?
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.
OH, HEY.
MY APOLOGIES.
I'M NOT USED TO BEING
AROUND LADIES.
IT'S OK. I SHOULD GET
BACK TO WORK THOUGH.
SURE.
OH.
LISTEN--
I'M JUST A DUMB JARHEAD.
I AM SORRY.
IT'S OK.
SO WHAT TIME DO YOU
CLOSE UP HERE?
IN A LITTLE WHILE.
WH-WHAT'S A JARHEAD?
OH, THAT'S JUST WHAT
WE CALL OURSELVES.
YOU SEE, I'M A UNITED STATES
MARINE.
IT'S OK IF WE SAY IT,
BUT IF A SQUID SAYS IT--
YOU KNOW, A SAILOR--
THEN IT'S FIST CITY.
BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT
IF A WOMAN SAYS IT,
ESPECIALLY IF SHE CAN
SING AS GOOD AS YOU CAN.
OH, THANKS.
THANKS VERY MUCH...
JARHEAD.
SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
ROSE.
ROSE FENNY.
ROSE'S CAFE.
YOU OWN THIS PLACE.
NO. MY MOTHER DOES.
HER NAME'S ROSE,
SAME AS ME,
SAME AS
MY GRANDMOTHER.
THAT'S NICE.
SO YOU'RE A MARINE, HUH?
YES, MA'AM.
EDWARD BAINES BIRDLACE?
OK, OK.
IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY.
I'M SORRY.
IT'S A NICE NAME.
THANKS.
GOSH, YOU--YOU
LOOK SO ANGRY.
OH, I'M NOT ANGRY.
I'M JUST READY.
READY FOR WHAT?
READY FOR...ANYTHING.
HEY. DATE OF BIRTH--
NOVEMBER 26, 1944.
THAT'S SOON.
TODAY'S THE 21st.
THIS MONDAY.
19 BIG ONES.
WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
CORPORAL, UM, BIRDLACE.
GEE, THANKS.
UH-OH.
I BETTER
SHOVE OFF HERE SOON.
GOT TO GO TO A PARTY.
BIRTHDAY PARTY?
NAH, JUST...
SORT OF A REGULAR PARTY.
SAY, MAYBE YOU'D
LIKE TO GO WITH ME.
ACTUALLY,
I'M STILL WORKING.
SURE. RIGHT.
I UNDERSTAND.
NO. I'VE--I'VE
GOT TO BE HERE
TILL CLOSING TONIGHT.
ROSE, LISTEN.
I'M A MARINE,
AND MARINES ARE JERKS.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
NOW, IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO GO WITH ME,
JUST SAY SO.
IT'S JUST, MY MOM
WOULD BE ALONE.
WELL, I--I DON'T WANT TO
GET ANYONE IN TROUBLE
WITH THEIR OLD LADY,
SO...
IT WAS NICE
TO HAVE MET YOU, ROSE.
NICE TO HAVE MET YOU.
BYE.
ROSE?
YOU SING REAL GOOD,
REAL GOOD.
SHIT.
YOU ALMOST DONE,
HONEY?
WHAT IS THIS, WEDNESDAY?
I WONDER WHAT'S
ON TELEVISION TONIGHT.
WE'LL GO UPSTAIRS
AND WATCH SOMETHING NICE.
PLUS I GOT SOME
NEW GREEN STAMPS
YOU CAN PUT INTO THE, UH--
EXCUSE ME.
I LOVE A WOMEN THAT TAKES
PRIDE IN THE WAY SHE LOOKS.
GO AWAY.
EDDIE!
I'M GOING
WITH YOU, OK?
THIS IS GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?
WHAT ABOUT HER?
OH, THIS IS GREAT.
I'M GOING TO GO
GET CHANGED NOW.
OK.
WHAT KIND
OF PARTY IS THIS?
A PARTY PARTY.
A DRESS-UP PARTY?
YES,
A DRESS-UP PARTY.
OK.
LISTEN, ROSE,
WHY DON'T YOU BRING
YOUR GUITAR ALONG?
NO. I'M NOT READY
TO SING
IN FRONT
OF AN AUDIENCE YET.
WELL, THAT'S FINE, TOO.
IT'LL BE GREAT
JUST TO HAVE YOU ALONG.
OK.
ROSIE?
I'M GOING OUT.
I'M GOING TO A PARTY, OK?
THERE'S STILL
ALL THIS WORK TO DO.
I'LL DO IT
BEFORE WE OPEN, MOM.
ROSE...
I PROMISE.
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ MARRIED MAN
WILL KEEP YOUR SECRET ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ SINGLE BOY WILL TALK
ABOUT YOU ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
OHH!
♪♪ SINGLE MAN
WILL KEEP YOUR SECRET ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ MARRIED MAN
WILL TALK ABOUT YOU ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ WELL, A MARRIED MAN'S
AN EASY RIDER ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ SINGLE BOY
GETS ALL EXCITED ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
JESUS GOD.
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY LO... ♪♪♪♪
YOU LOOK GREAT.
YEAH?
OH, OUTSTANDING.
THANKS.
I'M REALLY GLAD
I DECIDED TO COME.
OH, GREAT.
ME, TOO.
IT'S REALLY NICE TO GET AWAY
FROM THE RESTAURANT,
FROM MY MOM.
OH, IT'S NOT LIKE
I HATE HER OR ANYTHING.
IT'S JUST,
HER WHOLE LIFE'S
THE RESTAURANT.
I DON'T WANT
TO BE LIKE THAT.
I DON'T BLAME YOU
A BIT, ROSE.
I DON'T
BLAME YOU A BIT.
OH,THE TROUBLE
WITH MIMI.
DID YOU SEE THIS?
NO. I DON'T GO
TO FLICKS MUCH.
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING
THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY.
WHEN THERE ARE PEOPLE
RIGHT NOW IN THIS COUNTRY
WHO ARE FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES
AND FOR THEIR FREEDOM,
WHILE HERE WE ARE
JUST WATCHING THIS TRASH,
WHICH DOESN'T
MEAN ANYTHING.
YEAH. THEN WHY
DO YOU SEE IT?
MY MOM.
OH, SHE LOVED IT.
WE DON'T AGREE
ON ANYTHING LATELY.
SHE'S JUST CONTENT,
YOU KNOW, LIVING HER LIFE.
I DON'T WANT TO--
I WANT TO HAVE
AN EFFECT ON THE WORLD.
I WANT TO GET OUT THERE
AND GET INVOLVED.
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'D LIKE TO DO?
I WANT TO JOIN
THE PEACE CORPS...
OR MAYBE GO DOWN SOUTH
AND HELP OUT THERE OR...
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S--IT'S JUST
SO FRUSTRATING.
YEAH, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
I'M REALLY GLAD
I DECIDED TO COME.
ME, TOO.
IT'S JUST REALLY NICE
TO TALK TO SOMEONE.
IT'S REALLY NICE.
IT IS.
BIG PARTY!
YOU KNOW, ROSE,
YOU HAVE REALLY NICE LIPS.
WHAT?
I JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YA,
YOU GOT NICE LIPS.
YOU WEARING LIPSTICK?
YES.
YEAH? IT'S KIND OF
WEARING DOWN THERE, I SEE.
IT IS?
YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
GOT MORE?
SHOULD I PUT
SOME MORE ON?
SURE.
OK.
OK.
HERE. LET ME TRY.
CAN I, PLEASE?
OK.
THANKS.
UM...
EDDIE...
HOLD STILL.
EDDIE...EEH.
YOU PUT ON LIPSTICK
ABOUT AS GOOD
AS I DO.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO PUT LIPSTICK
ON THE LIPS.
OH, IT'S ALL
OVER MY--
IT'S ALL OVER
MY MOUTH NOW.
UH-OH.
WAIT. MAYBE
I CAN FIX THIS. OK.
IT'S ALL OVER
THE PLACE.
THERE. THAT'S
BETTER, RIGHT?
NEVER MIND.
NEVER MIND.
FORGET ABOUT IT.
YOU LOOK FINE.
YEAH. YEAH. YOU THINK
I LOOK OK?
AH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
THE NITELITE.
WOW, LOOKS LIKE
A PRETTY FANCY
PLACE, HUH?
ROSE,
THIS PARTY'S
REALLY NO BIG DEAL.
WE DON'T HAVE TO
GO IN HERE.
OH, I'D LIKE TO.
NO. THERE--
YEAH.
WELL, WE CAN GO
SOMEWHERE ELSE
IF YOU JUST WANT
TO DANCE.
THAT'S OK.
ALL RIGHT,
COME ON.
JUST BE QUIET.
HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
THANKS A LOT.
FRIEND OF YOURS?
COME ON.
GOOD EVENING,
CORPORAL BIRDLACE.
GOOD EVENING, MA'AM.
FINE WOMAN YOU GOT
THERE, CORPORAL.
I'LL BE SURE
TO INCLUDE THIS
IN MY REPORT TO
THE INSPECTOR GENERAL.
THANK YOU, SIR.
GOOD LUCK,
CORPORAL.
WAIT A SECOND.
I JUST WANT TO...
YOU LOOK GREAT.
OH...REALLY?
REALLY. YOU DO.
OH...
OK.
LET'S HIT IT.
YOU WANT A PARTY?
YOU GOT YOURSELF A PARTY.
♪♪ YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY
I'VE GOT TO GET BACK ♪♪
♪♪ TO THAT SUGAR SHACK ♪♪
♪♪ WHOA, BABY, TO THAT
SUGAR SHACK ♪♪
♪♪ YEAH, HONEY ♪♪
HEY, BIRDLACE!
HEY, ZAWORSKY!
♪♪ TO THAT SUGAR SHACK ♪♪
♪♪ AND NOW
THAT SUGAR SHACK QUEEN... ♪♪
THIS IS ROSE.
HI, ROSE.
HI, ROSE.
WELCOME TO PARADISE,
CORPORAL.
THANK YOU,
CORPORAL.
♪♪ JUST SIT AROUND AND DREAM
OF THOSE OLD MEMORIES ♪♪
♪♪ AH, BUT ONE OF THESE DAYS
I'M GONNA LAY DOWN TRACKS ♪♪
♪♪ IN THE DIRECTION
OF THAT SUGAR SHACK ♪♪
♪♪ JUST ME AND HER, YES,
WE'RE GONNA GO BACK ♪♪
♪♪ TO THAT SUGAR SHACK ♪♪
♪♪ WHOA, OH,
TO THAT SUGAR SHACK ♪♪♪♪
TO THE 4 BEES!
AND THEIR LADIES.
AND THEIR GIRLS.
SEMPER FI.
SEMPER FI!
THAT'S ONLY 3 BEES--
BERZIN, BENJAMIN,
AND BIRDLACE.
MY NAME'S BUELL.
THEY JUST
CALL ME OKIE.
YOU 4 HAVE ALL BEEN FRIENDS
SINCE BOOT CAMP?
NO. IN BOOT CAMP, YOU
LINE UP ACCORDING TO HEIGHT.
IN I.T.R.--
THAT'S INFANTRY TRAINING
AFTER BOOT CAMP--
IT'S ALPHABETICAL ORDER,
SO WE WERE ALWAYS
LINING UP TOGETHER.
GOT TO BE PRETTY TIGHT.
PRETTY SOON EVERYONE
STARTED CALLING US
THE 4 BEES.
AND, UH, WE'VE STUCK
TOGETHER SINCE THEN.
SO, YOU GOT TO BE FRIENDS
FROM STANDING IN LINE?
HA HA.
WELL, I'M VERY HAPPY
TO HAVE MET YOU ALL.
I REALLY AM.
WHERE'S
OUR FUCKING DRINKS?
YOU GUYS REALLY LIKE
TO SWEAR, DON'T YOU?
NO. WE LIKE
TO DRINK.
NO BIG THING, ROSE.
IT'S JUST WORDS.
AFTER A WHILE,
YOU DON'T EVEN HEAR IT.
DON'T MEAN SHIT.
Waitress: MAKE ROOM
FOR ANOTHER ROUND.
NO. I'VE ALREADY HAD 2.
HONEY, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.
IT'S JUST A MAI TAI.
IT'S A VERY WEAK DRINK.
TRUST ME.
YOU WON'T GET DRUNK.
RIGHT. DRINK UP.
I'LL TAKE ANOTHER
ONE OF THOSE DOUBLES
FOR ME, HONEY.
Man: GENTLEMEN, EVERYONE
ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
THANKS.
OK. GENTLEMEN,
I SAY WE DANCE.
Eddie: RIGHT.
YEAH. CARE TO DANCE,
MISS TWO BEARS?
COME ON, DARLING.
LET'S HIT IT.
RUTH, LET'S SEE IF WE
CAN MAKE A RAIN STORM.
LET'S SHOW THEM
WHAT WE GOT.
ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
NO.
WELL, YOU SURE
SEEM MAD.
ROSE, I'M HAPPIER THAN
A 2-PECKERED OWL.
IT'S THE FUCKING
WAITRESS.
COME ON, EDDIE.
LET'S DANCE.
YEAH, YEAH, ROSE AND I
WILL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.
SHE HAS TO FINISH
HER DRINK STILL.
COME ON, HONEY.
GET OFF YOUR ASS
AND DANCE.
YOU GOT SOME TOUGH
COMPETITION OUT THERE.
♪♪ MY SWEETFRAULEIN
DOWN IN BERLIN TOWN ♪♪
♪♪ MAKES MY HEART
START TO YEARN ♪♪
♪♪ AND MY CHINA DOLL
DOWN IN OLD HONG KONG ♪♪
♪♪ WAITS FOR MY RETURN ♪♪
♪♪ PRETTY POLYNESIAN BABY,
OVER THE SEA... ♪♪
HAVING A GOOD TIME,
CORPORAL BIRDLEGS?
YEAH, YEAH.
CARRY ON, ASSHOLE.
BIRDLEGS?
IT'S JUST
A NICKNAME.
WAITRESS!
DON'T DRINK ANY MORE.
TALK TO ME.
WHAT KIND
OF A BIRD IS THAT?
IT'S A BLUEBIRD,
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
THE BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS.
SEE? IT FLIES.
CARRIES ME AWAY
FROM ALL THE TROUBLES
AND TAKES ME TO WHERE
IT'S ALL HAPPY.
CROCK OF SHIT.
DOES IT EVER WORK?
LET'S GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE.
I THOUGHT WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO DANCE.
ROSE, YOU'RE A NICE GIRL.
THIS IS A FUCKED UP PLACE.
I'D LIKE TO DANCE.
COME ON.
LET'S HIT IT,
BIRDLEGS.
♪♪ ...DEPART ♪♪
♪♪ I KNOW IT'S SO ♪♪
♪♪ AND YET I KNOW ♪♪
♪♪ I CAN'T GET YOU
OUT OF MY HEART ♪♪
♪♪ YOU-OU-OU-OU ♪♪
♪♪ MADE ME LEAVE
MY HAPPY HOME ♪♪
♪♪ YOU TOOK MY LOVE,
AND NOW YOU'VE GONE ♪♪
♪♪ SINCE I FELL FOR YOU ♪♪
WHAT DO YOU
GIVE HER?
A 4.
A 4?
4? SHE'S NOT EVEN A WOMAN,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
BULLSHIT.
SHE'S A FUCKING
GUY IN DRAG.
HOW CAN YOU
GIVE HER A 4?
I'LL BE SON OF A BITCH,
THAT IS A GUY.
I'LL GIVE HIM A 7.
YOU HAVING
A GOOD TIME?
OH, YES.
♪♪ WELL, IT'S TOO BAD ♪♪
♪♪ AND IT'S TOO SAD ♪♪
WELL, WHAT
HAVE WE HERE?
OH...OH...
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
THAT SON OF A BITCH.
LOOK AT HER.
OWW...
SHE'S NICE.
WELL, GENTLEMEN, I THINK
WE GOT A WINNER HERE.
BERZIN WINS.
HEY, BERZIN...
WINNER!
BIG 10.
10.
♪♪ I'M STILL
IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪♪
♪♪ WELL, I... ♪♪
OOH...
WHAT'S WRONG?
NOTHING.
OH, JESUS.
OHH. HOW MANY
POINTS FOR THAT?
HONORABLE MENTION.
WHOA, HERE'S THE MAN!
WHERE'S
THE MONEY?
UNBELIEVABLE.
SHE WAS
UNBELIEVABLE, MAN.
WHERE THE FUCK
DID YOU FIND HER?
OH, MAN, CORPORAL, THAT'S
TOP-FUCKING-SECRET.
CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
GOD, WAS
SHE BUTT-UGLY.
IT'S
A WELL-DESERVED WIN.
THAT'S 4 IN A ROW.
NOBODY IN THE ENTIRE
FUCKING MARINE CORP
EVER WON 4 IN A ROW.
WELL, I'D SAY I'M
ONE LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
I THINK YOU'RE ONE
LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER.
NO HARD FEELINGS,
BENJAMIN.
EAT MY ASS.
OH, FUCK YOU, TOO.
OH, BOY.
OH, BOY.
OH, BOY. OH, BOY.
♪♪ ALTHOUGH
HE GIVES ME A FEELING ♪♪
♪♪ THAT SETS
MY HEART A-REELIN' ♪♪
♪♪ YET IT'S EASIER... ♪♪
♪♪♪ EASIER SAID THAN DONE ♪♪♪
Woman: ONLY 50?
Berzin: COME ON, MARCIE.
CUT ME SOME SLACK,
WILL YOU?
SLACK? NO, YOU FIND "SLACK"
IN THE DICTIONARY
BETWEEN "SHIT"
AND "SYPHILIS."
WHAT ABOUT
THE CAB FARE?
I PAID 8 BUCKS
FOR THAT CAB.
HEY, BERZIN,
THIS AIN'T THE CHAPLAIN
YOU'RE TALKING TO.
YOU COME TO ME FOR HELP.
I HELP...FOR HALF THE MONEY.
THAT WAS THE DEAL.
SO DON'T BE GIVING ME NO SHIT
ABOUT A FUCKING CAB.
SHIT? I'M NOT GIVING
YOU FUCKING SHIT,
YOU GODDAMN SLUT.
TAKE YOUR GODDAMN
MONEY.
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
GOD--
YOU FUCKING JARHEADS.
YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES.
WHAT'S WRONG,
MARCIE?
THE MAN'S AN ASSHOLE.
THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG.
HE COMES TO ME,
HE SAYS, "HEY, GUMS,
HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO MAKE 50 BUCKS,
AND YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO NOBODY?"
SO I SAY, "YEAH?
WHAT'S THE CATCH?"
"NO CATCH." SO HE TELLS ME
ABOUT THIS DOGFIGHT THING,
RIGHT? SO I SAY, "SURE."
I EVEN OFFER NOT
TO WEAR MY TEETH, RIGHT?
OH, I'M SORRY.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
AW, SHIT. NEVER MIND.
NO.
I'D LIKE TO HEAR.
IT'S NOT REALLY
AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS,
ALL RIGHT?
FREE COCKTAIL,
FREE BEER,
AND THEY GOT
TO BE POLITE.
THOSE ARE THE RULES.
THEY GOT TO BE POLITE.
WHAT RULES?
THE RULES
OF THE DOGFIGHT.
SEE, THEY EACH
PUT IN SOME MONEY
LIKE 50, 70,
75 BUCKS--
WHO DOES?
THE--THE ASSHOLES,
THE MARINES.
AND OUT OF THAT
THEY RENT THE JOINT,
PAY FOR THE FOOD
AND THE BOOZE,
AND THE REST OF THE MONEY
GOES FOR PRIZE MONEY.
THE THING THAT GETS ME IS HOW
GREAT THEY THINK THEY LOOK.
HAH! YOU EVER SEEN
SUCH A PACK OF PUKES
IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE?
THERE'S PRIZE MONEY?
THAT'S RIGHT, HONEY.
THE UGLIEST WOMAN
WINS 100 BUCKS
FOR THE GUY WHO--
THE GUY WHO BRINGS HER.
I'M THE UGLIEST,
SO I WIN.
ONLY, SEE, I AIN'T
REALLY THAT UGLY.
YOU OUGHT TO SEE ME
WHEN I'M REALLY
DRESSED UP.
OH, GOD,
THIS IS AWFUL.
MARCIE, YOU MUST
FEEL TERRIBLE.
IT'S NOT SO BAD.
AT LEAST
I GOT 50 BUCKS.
ALL YOU GOT WAS SICK.
♪♪ MARY LOU... ♪♪♪♪
HEY!
HOW YOU DOING
THERE, SHITBIRD?
GOOD.
YOU JUST WON
HONORABLE MENTION.
THAT'S 26 BUCKS
IN PRIZE MONEY.
IT'S A GOOD THING
SHE PUKED UP IN THERE,
OR WE'D HAVE TO
GIVE IT TO FECTOR.
YEAH!
HEY, IT'S
A HELLUVA LOT BETTER
THAN A BAYONET
UP YOUR ASS.
ALWAYS.
HEY!
DON'T "HEY" ME.
DON'T YOU DARE "HEY" ME.
YOU ARE A CRUEL,
HEARTLESS,
IGNORANT CREEP.
AND IF I WERE A MAN,
I WOULD BEAT YOU
TO A PULP.
WHO GAVE YOU
THE RIGHT
TO TREAT PEOPLE
LIKE THIS?
IT'S VICIOUS!
ALL OF YOU
ARE JUST VICIOUS!
I'M SORRY!
HOW CAN YOU BE SORRY?
YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS.
YOU'RE JUST
A WORTHLESS EXCUSE
FOR A HUMAN BEING.
HEY, THAT'S MY SHIPMATE!
SHUT UP, YOU CREEP!
YOUR APOLOGY
MEANS NOTHING TO ME.
EVERYTHING OUT OF
YOUR MOUTH TONIGHT
HAS BEEN JUST
ROTTEN, DIRTY LIES.
AND I'M SORRY THAT
I EVER MET YOU.
OK.
GOD, WHAT A BITCH.
WHERE DID YOU
FIND HER?
JERK!
FOR CHRIST SAKES.
WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT ABOUT?
Okie: JESUS CHRIST!
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE
TO CONTROL YOUR WOMAN.
ROSE.
WHAT?
IT'S 8:30.
WHAT KIND OF A PARTY
ENDS SO EARLY?
I DECIDED
TO COME HOME EARLY.
DID YOU HAVE
A GOOD TIME?
YEAH. IT WAS NICE.
I'M GOING TO GO
PRACTICE MY GUITAR.
NOT TOO LOUD, OK?
Man: REPENT!
HEY, WATCH YOURSELF.
REPENT!
REPENT!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
WITH THAT BULLSHIT.
CARTOONS FOR ADULTS!
I LOVE WINNING,
CORPORAL!
IT FEELS
SO FUCKING GOOD.
HERE.
I GOT YOU A BEER.
QUIT EYE-FUCKING ME.
JESUS! THEY GOT THESE
FUCKING THINGS TIMED.
FIRST IT STOPS JUST WHEN
SHE TAKES OFF HER BRA.
NOW IT STOPS JUST AS SHE
TAKES OFF HER PANTIES.
THAT REALLY
PISSES ME OFF!
LET'S PUT ON OUR HAT,
BELLY UP
TO THAT HOLSTER.
WHY, YOU LOOK LIKE
DADDY'S LITTLE COWGIRL.
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING TO REMEMBER
DURING A WILD WEST
SHOOTOUT?
KILL, KILL, KILL.
THAT'S RIGHT. NOW LET'S
GET INTO OUR POSITION,
LINE THAT
SON OF A BITCH UP...
DRAW!
KILL! KILL! KILL!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
I GOT TO TALK TO HIM.
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?
THE DOGFIGHT'S OVER.
FORGET ABOUT THAT SHIT.
OK, NOW HALF-MAST
THOSE SKIVVIES.
BITCH!
FUCKING MACHINE!
WHAT, YOU JUST
LEARN TO WALK?
OKIE, GIVE ME
ANOTHER NICKEL.
ALL RIGHT, BUT I
GET TO SEE, TOO.
OK.
I'M SERIOUS--
I'M SERIOUS.
GIVE IT TO ME.
HEY, WHERE THE FUCK
DID BIRDLACE GO?
TELL ME NOW.
HE TOOK OFF.
HE SAID HE'D MEET US
AT NAVY BILL'S.
IF I DON'T SEE HER ASS,
I'M GOING TO HUMP YOU.
Joan Baez: ♪♪ DON'T SING
LOVE SONGS ♪♪
♪♪ YOU'LL WAKE MY MOTHER ♪♪
♪♪ SHE'S SLEEPING HERE ♪♪
♪♪ RIGHT BY MY SIDE ♪♪
♪♪ AND IN HER
RIGHT HAND ♪♪
♪♪ A SILVER DAGGER ♪♪
♪♪ SHE SAYS THAT I ♪♪
♪
♪♪ CAN'T BE YOUR BRIDE ♪
♪♪ ALL MEN ARE FALSE ♪♪
♪♪ SAYS MY MOTHER ♪♪
♪♪ THEY'LL TELL YOU
WICKED ♪♪
♪♪ LOVIN' LIES... ♪♪
♪♪ THE VERY NEXT EVENING ♪♪
♪♪ HE'LL COURT ANOTHER ♪♪
GOD!
WHOA!
♪♪ OH, TO PINE
AND SIGH... ♪♪
Mother: ROSIE, WHAT IS IT?
WHO'S OUT THERE?
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S JUST CAPTAIN.
♪♪ A HANDSOME DEVIL ♪♪
♪♪ HE'S GOT A CHAIN ♪♪
♪♪ 5 MILES LONG ♪♪
♪♪ AND ON EVERY LINK ♪♪
♪♪♪ A HEART DOES DANGLE ♪
♪♪ OF ANOTHER MAID ♪♪
♪♪ HE'S LOVED
AND WRONGED ♪♪
♪♪ GO COURT ANOTHER
TENDER MAIDEN... ♪♪
HERE.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON. HERE.
GOOD BOY. YEAH.
YOU'RE A BIG FUCKER,
AREN'T YOU?
YEAH? WANT SOME?
LOOK AT THOSE EARS.
♪♪ AND I DECIDED ♪♪
♪♪ TO SLEEP ALONE ♪♪
♪♪ ALL OF MY LIFE ♪♪♪♪
OK, EASY.
OH! UNH!
MOTHERFUCKER!
OH M--
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
PRETTY HOKEY, ISN'T IT?
I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT
YOU'D LIKE IT.
DID I WIN ANYTHING?
NOTHING.
YOU WERE DISQUALIFIED.
LIAR.
ROSE, I SWEAR.
WHAT ABOUT
THOSE OTHER GIRLS?
WHAT ABOUT THEM?
WHAT ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS?
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT
THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS?
THEY DIDN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
BESIDES,
YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
I'VE BEEN TO 6
DIFFERENT DOGFIGHTS.
YOU'RE THE FIRST GIRL
I EVER TRIED TO TALK
OUT OF GOING.
YOU DID NOT.
YES, MA'AM.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER?
IN FRONT OF
THE NITELITE?
I TRIED TO STOP YOU,
AND BEFORE
DANCING, TOO.
BECAUSE WHEN YOU DANCE,
THAT'S FINAL JUDGING.
THAT'S CRAZY.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
THERE'S A LOT OF SHIT
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T APOLOGIZE, EVER,
AND I CAME ALL
THE FUCK WAY BACK HERE
TO APOLOGIZE,
AND I DON'T
UNDERSTAND THAT.
I WANTED TO TAKE YOU
OUT TO DINNER
AND TRY TO MAKE THINGS
UP TO YOU
IF AT ALL POSSIBLE,
AND I'M STANDING HERE
NOW, FEELING LIKE
A GODDAMN IDIOT,
SO....FUCK IT.
IF YOU DON'T
WANT ME AROUND HERE
AND IF I'M JUST
A PAIN IN YOUR ASS,
JUST TELL ME TO LEAVE
AND I'M GONE.
I WANT YOU
TO STOP SWEARING.
OK.
OK.
OK, WHAT?
OK, LET'S
GO TO DINNER,
BUT IF THIS IS SOME PART
OF YOUR DOGFIGHT,
I'LL KILL YOU.
NO, ROSE, IT'S NOT.
I PROMISE,
IT'LL BE JUST YOU AND I
AT A NICE JOINT
HAVING A NICE DINNER.
AND WE WON'T EVER MENTION
THIS DOGFIGHT AGAIN.
ROGER THAT.
IT'LL JUST BE LIKE
A REGULAR DATE,
JUST 2 REGULAR PEOPLE
ON A REGULAR DATE.
RIGHT.
WELL, KNOWING BIRDLACE,
HE'S PROBABLY OUT
LOOKING FOR SOME ACTION.
SPEAKING OF ACTION...
WHOA! HO.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
LIKE THAT
LOST TO A DETACHMENT
OF DECK APES!
WELL, I THOUGHT
I SMELLED SQUID SHIT.
I SMELL IT.
HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO EAT MY SHIT?
HUH, FUCKING JARHEAD?
Man: FIGHT! FIGHT!
Driver: MARKET AND POWELL.
GET OUT HERE?
YEAH.
I THINK
I KNOW A PLACE.
HERE.
WE CAN DO BETTER.
EDDIE, THIS IS
A NICE RESTAURANT.
WE CAN
DO BETTER.
CAN I HELP YOU?
YEAH. EXCUSE ME.
DINNER FOR TWO.
DO YOU HAVE
A RESERVATION?
YES. MY SECRETARY
CALLED IN. GILMORE.
NOT THAT THAT
SHOULD MATTER,
BEING THERE'S PLENTY
OF ROOM, AS I SEE.
YES, SIR, THERE IS,
BUT I'M AFRAID THAT
UNLESS YOU HAVE A JACKET,
I CAN'T SEAT YOU.
WELL, I'M WEARING A JACKET.
YOU'RE WEARING
A WINDBREAKER, SIR.
I WAS SPEAKING
OF A DINNER JACKET
OR AT LEAST A TIE
AND A SPORTS COAT.
COULDN'T YOU JUST
PUT US IN THE BACK
IN THE CORNER SOMEWHERE
OUT OF THE WAY?
IT'S MY LAST NIGHT
STATESIDE,
AND I WANTED TO TAKE
MY GIRL OUT TO DINNER.
I'M SORRY, SIR,
BUT IT'S A RULE
STRICTLY ENFORCED.
WELL, THANK YOU.
THAT MAN'S A PRICK!
HE WAS DOING
HIS JOB.
BULLSHIT! JUST LIKE
A SECOND LIEUTENANT--
YOU GIVE THEM A LITTLE POWER,
AND THEY'LL ROLL IN IT
LIKE DOGS IN SHIT.
MAKES THEM
FEEL LIKE WOLVES
INSTEAD OF THE STUPID
LITTLE FUCKING LAP DOG
THAT HE IS.
I'M GONNA BURN
HIS ASS.
EDDIE, WHAT
IS THE PROBLEM?
I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO HAVE A NICE, NORMAL DATE.
OH, THERE'S NO PROBLEM,
JUST A MAN
WITH A MISSION.
WHAT KIND OF MISSION?
YOU AND ME
AGAINST THE PRICKS.
ARE YOU WITH ME?
IT HAS JUST BEEN
THE CRAZIEST NIGHT.
EDDIE'S GRANDFATHER DIES,
AND THE NEXT THING WE KNOW,
WE'RE HEADED FOR MIDNIGHT MASS.
PUT THAT BACK
WHERE IT BELONGS.
YES, MA'AM.
AND HE JUST DOESN'T HAVE
APPROPRIATE FUNERAL WEAR
HANGING IN HIS CLOSET.
I UNDERSTAND, BUT IT'S LATE.
WE WERE ASLEEP.
I KNOW
AND I'M VERY SORRY.
IT'S JUST, WE WOULD
JUST LIKE ONE JACKET
SO THAT EDDIE
CAN LOOK HIS BEST.
PLEASE, DARLING,
HURRY.
OK, DARLING.
I'M HURRYING
AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
EDDIE'S HAVING TROUBLE
MAKING DECISIONS.
HE'S A LITTLE SHOOK UP.
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?
THEY'RE GOING
TO A FUNERAL.
I TELL YOU, ROSE, THAT
WAS OUTSTANDING BULLSHIT.
I WAS REALLY IMPRESSED.
IT WASN'T EASY WITH YOU
THROWING JACKETS ALL OVER.
AHEM!
GOOD EVENING.
DINNER FOR TWO,
PLEASE.
THANKS.
OH, LOOK.
IT'S SO NICE,
SO CLEAN.
SHH!
ROSE, WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THIS ONE?
HEY, FRIENDLY.
OVER HERE.
THIS WILL BE
JUST FINE, THANKS.
PLEASE.
IT'S MY PLEASURE.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOU'VE BEEN
SO WONDERFUL.
HERE. THIS IS FOR
YOU--A BUCK.
THAT WON'T
BE NECESSARY, SIR.
OH, PLEASE,
I INSIST!
YOU'RE WORTH A BUCK.
NOW, ISN'T HE?
SEE? YOUARE
WORTH A BUCK.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR YOUR TIME
AND EFFORT, SIR.
JUST WAIT TILL I'M
THROUGH WITH HIM--
HE'S NOT GOING TO KNOW
WHETHER TO SHIT OR GO BLIND.
EDDIE, YOU'VE HAD
YOUR FUN.
WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO DO THIS?
WHAT?
LISTEN, ROSE.
SOMEONE DUMPS ON ME
5 POUNDS,
I DUMP BACK 50.
ALL RIGHT?
I'M NOT THROUGH
WITH THAT JACK-OFF, YET.
OK, EDDIE, IF YOU'RE
GOING TO SPEND
THE REST OF THE NIGHT
TRYING TO MAKE THIS MAN
MISERABLE,
I'M GOING TO GO HOME.
WHAT?
YEAH, I'M SERIOUS.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
WE CAME HERE TO HAVE
A NICE DINNER.
AND I'D LIKE SOME RESPECT
FROM THAT MAN.
THAT'S ALL.
YOU DESERVE RESPECT, TOO.
WE'RE PAYING JUST LIKE
EVERYONE ELSE
IN THIS FUCKING JOINT.
THAT'S HOW
YOU GET RESPECT?
PEOPLE ARE SUCH
GODDAMN IDIOTS.
I KNOW THEY ARE,
BUT WHAT IS THE POINT
IN SPENDING ALL
YOUR TIME AND ENERGY
TRYING TO GET EVEN
WITH EVERYBODY
THAT MAKES YOU ANGRY?
BECAUSE IT FEELS GREAT,
THAT'S WHY,
IT FEELS FUCKING GREAT.
ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE'S
AN ASSHOLE--
AND WHAT'S THE POINT
OF EVERY WORD
THAT COMES
OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
BE A CURSE WORD?
HMM.
WELL, ARE YOU READY
TO ORDER NOW?
NO.
YES, GODDAMN IT.
I'M GOING TO HAVE
THE--
THE FUCKING
POACHED SALMON
WITH THE SON-OF-A-
BITCHING RICE AND, UH...
AND--AND
A DIRTY-BASTARD SALAD
WITH A...WITH A SHITLOAD
OF ROQUEFORT DRESSING.
THANK YOU.
AND WHO KNOWS WHAT
THIS ASSHOLE WANTS.
UH...
I'LL JUST TAKE
A FUCKING BEER.
Rose: THANK YOU.
THAT'S ALL YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE,
A BEER?
YEAH.
YOU MUST BE STARVED.
NAH,
I'M NOT STARVED.
HERE YOU ARE.
THANK YOU.
I'LL JUST PUT THIS
OVER HERE FOR NOW.
POACHED SALMON
AND RICE PILAF.
MMM.
OH, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL?
YEAH. THAT LOOKS GOOD,
REAL GOOD.
SEE, YOU ARE HUNGRY.
WHY DIDN'T YOU
ORDER ANYTHING?
I COULDN'T PAY FOR IT.
I CAN PAY FOR THAT,
AND I CAN PAY FOR THIS,
BUT THAT'S ALL
TILL PAYDAY.
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
THANKS.
I'M GOING
TO HIT THE HEAD.
OK. I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE.
I KNOW THAT HE WAS
SO RUDE TO YOU.
A-HA!
I KNOW, BUT I DON'T
THINK IT'S FAIR
TO PREJUDGE PEOPLE
ON HOW THEY LOOK
OR HOW THEY'RE DRESSED.
DON'T YOU THINK?
MMM.
THANK YOU.
GOOD NIGHT.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GRINNING ABOUT?
I WAS JUST WONDERING
WHAT YOU'D LOOK LIKE
WITH YOUR HAIR
A LITTLE LONGER
AND WITHOUT THAT--
THAT BRUISE
ON YOUR FACE.
WELL, NOT MUCH BETTER.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
YOU KNOW,
WE'VE GOT A SAYING--
SHOT AT AND MISSED.
SHIT AT AND HIT.
THAT'S ME.
OOH.
SO, I SHOULD, UH,
TAKE YOU HOME SOON.
RIGHT?
IT'S KIND OF LATE.
I DON'T KNOW.
I FEEL LIKE WALKING.
YOU FEEL LIKE WALKING?
SURE.
AHH.
THANKS FOR DINNER.
OH, YOU'RE
SO WELCOME.
IT WAS REALLY NICE.
YEAH. IT WAS PROBABLY
THE MOST FRIGGING
EXPENSIVE MEAL
I EVER HAD.
♪♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,
A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪♪
♪♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,
A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪♪
♪♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,
A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪♪
♪♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,
A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪♪
♪♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,
A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪♪
♪♪ AAH AAH AAH AAH... ♪♪♪♪
SO WE HAD TO RELOCATE
TO MISSOURI.
AS SOON AS
I GOT THERE,
I TRIED TO JOIN
THE AIR FORCE,
BUT THEIR RECRUITER
WAS OUT TO LUNCH.
SO THE MARINE RECRUITER
SEES ME
PACING AROUND
THE POST OFFICE AND SAYS,
"ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU."
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT?
YEAH. SO I SAY,
"THAT'S QUITE A TRICK,
SEEING AS SHE'S DEAD."
THE RECRUITER SAYS,
"WELL, SHE SAID IT
BEFORE SHE DIED.
"SHE CALLED YOU AN
OVERSEXED, OVERTRAINED,
UNDERFED, UNDERPAID
KILLING MACHINE."
I THOUGHT
HE WAS CRAZY.
SO I ASKED HIM.
I SAID, "WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
AND HE SAYS, "SHE WAS
TALKING ABOUT MARINES,
AND YOU SURE AS HELL
LOOK LIKE A MARINE TO ME."
AND I THOUGHT
THAT WAS PRETTY NEAT,
SO I BOLTED HOME,
GOT THE OLD MAN,
BROUGHT HIM BACK,
AND HE SIGNED THOSE
PAPERS SO DAMN FAST
HE NEARLY
SPRAINED HIS WRIST.
WHOO.
I WAS A LITTLE SHIT
BACK THEN,
BUT I WAS ONLY 16.
I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE A LITTLE SHIT.
GEE, THANKS.
AH. THERE YOU GO.
IT'S A BEAUTY.
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.
I MEAN,
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING!
GET UP. ME NEXT.
OK, AND REMEMBER,
EXACT SAME BEE ON
THE EXACT SAME SPOT FOR HIM.
GOT'CHA.
OH, AND REMEMBER,
THERE'S ANOTHER
ONE OF US COMING--BIRDLEGS.
HE AIN'T HERE YET, BUT
EXACT SAME THING FOR HIM--
SAME SPOT AND SAME BEE.
YEAH. YEAH.
'CAUSE THERE'S 4 OF US
AND ALL, YOU KNOW--4 BEES.
THERE'S, UH, BIRDLACE
AND BERZIN.
MY NAME'S BUELL.
OW!
GODDAMN IT, OKIE!
LEAVE THE FUCKING
GUY ALONE,
FOR CHRIST SAKES.
HE'S BENJAMIN.
EDDIE, WILL I GET
TO SEE YOU SOME MORE?
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU WANT TO?
YEAH.
OK, THEN
I'LL TAKE YOU OUT
AS SOON
AS I GET BACK.
GET BACK FROM WHERE?
WELL,
I'M SHIPPING OUT
FIRST THING
TOMORROW MORNING.
GOING OVERSEAS.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
OKINAWA.
BUT I'M AIMING FOR
THIS OTHER PLACE.
IT'S A LITTLE
COUNTRY NEAR INDIA
CALLED VIETNAM.
YEAH. I THINK
I READ ABOUT IT.
AREN'T THEY FIGHTING THERE
OR SOMETHING?
NO, NOT REALLY.
WE'LL JUST BE THERE
AS ADVISERS
TO TEACH THEM HOW TO
TAKE CARE OF THE COMMIES.
THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
NAH. KICK A LITTLE ASS,
TAKE A FEW NAMES.
BE BACK IN A COUPLE
OF MONTHS.
EDDIE, WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST TELL ME BEFORE
THAT YOU WERE LEAVING?
I THOUGHT IT WOULD
SOUND LIKE BULLSHIT.
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING
JUST TO SAY TO--
TO GET INTO YOUR...
SKIVVIES.
WOULD YOU MIND
IF I WROTE YOU?
ME? HELL, NO.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO
THIS CLUB IN NORTH BEACH
CALLED
THE STILL LIFE CAFE?
I WANT TO SING THERE
ONE DAY
AND WHEN I WRITE ABOUT IT,
YOU'LL KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
YEAH. SURE.
WE DON'T HAVE TO.
I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE,
BUT IF YOU HAVE TO GET BACK
TO THE BASE, THAT'S OK.
NO. AS LONG AS I'M
BACK FOR FORMATION
FIRST THING IN THE
MORNING, IT'S FINE.
OK.
YOU GOT TO
WRITE ME, TOO.
I WILL.
YEAH?
YOU DON'T SEEM MUCH
LIKE THE
LETTER-WRITING KIND.
YOU OK?
I'M FINE.
I JUST DON'T
LIKE BLOOD.
AW...
LOOK. SORRY.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
Okie: YOU SURE
YOU'RE OK?
I'M FINE.
YOU'LL BE DONE SOON,
RIGHT?
REAL SOON.
IT'S LOOKING NICE, HUH?
Okie: THIS IS GREAT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE FINALLY DID IT.
WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT
GETTING THESE BEES
FOR 2 MONTHS.
THERE YOU GO.
IT'S A BEE.
IT'S MY BEE.
LOOKS GOOD.
BEAUTIFUL. NICE.
HA HA HA.
MY BEE IS SMILING.
BERZIN,
DOES YOUR BEE
HAVE A SMILE
ON HIS FACE?
THIS ONE
HAS A HUGE GRIN.
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S ME.
YOU SEE THE TITS
ON THIS BROAD?
NICE PAIR.
THIS IS GOING TO
LOOK THE SAME, RIGHT?
EXACT SAME BEE?
EXACT SAME SPOT?
PERFECT.
YOU EVER BEEN WITH SOMEBODY
WITH A PAIR TITS LIKE THAT?
SURE. HAVEN'T YOU?
YEAH, SURE.
REALLY?
YES.
OK.
HEY, OKIE, HOW YOU
DOING OVER HERE?
NO SWEAT.
WHERE'S FUCKING
BIRDLACE?
IT'S HIS TURN
VERY SOON.
I TELL YOU WHAT.
IF BIRDLACE
DOESN'T SHOW UP,
I'M GOING
TO GET HIS FOR HIM.
SO JIM SWAINE
DOESN'T EXIST,
AND YOU DON'T KNOW
WHO WOODY GUTHRIE IS
OR PETE SEEGER.
NO. IN FACT, THE ONLY
FOLK SINGERS I KNOW
IS PETER, PAUL,
AND MARY.
HA! LOOK,
THERE THEY ARE NOW.
VERY FUNNY.
PETER, PAUL,
AND MARY
ARE NOT REAL
FOLK SINGERS.
NO?
NO.
REAL FOLK SINGERS
WRITE THEIR
OWN STUFF,
SAY WHAT'S
ON THEIR MINDS.
THEY'RE THE ONES
WHO CAN
MAKE THINGS HAPPEN.
HOW'S THAT?
THEIR MUSIC CAN
CHANGE THE WORLD.
WELL, IF YOU WANT
TO CHANGE THE WORLD, ROSE,
WHY DON'T YOU
JOIN THE MARINES
AND START SHOOTING?
SHOOTING CHANGES THINGS
REAL QUICK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST SAID THAT.
WELL, I JUST DID.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
SHOOTING DOESN'T
SOLVE ANYTHING.
YOU SHOOT AT PEOPLE,
WELL, YOU GOT PEOPLE
SHOOTING BACK AT YOU.
WHEN YOU SING
TO PEOPLE,
YOUR MESSAGE GOES
STRAIGHT TO THE SOUL.
YOU OPEN UP A WHOLE
NEW POINT OF VIEW.
YOU DISARM THEM.
WELL, ALL I KNOW IS THAT
PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S
SENDING TROOPS
ACROSS THE BIG WATERS
TO MAKE SOME CHANGES
AND HE CERTAINLY DIDN'T
ISSUE THEM NO GUITARS.
WELL, THERE ARE PEOPLE
WHO DO USE MUSIC
OVER AGGRESSION.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
THE SONGWE SHALL OVERCOME?
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
WHAT--WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING?
I'M NOT LAUGHING.
YES, YOU ARE.
YOU THINK
THIS IS SOME JOKE?
I'LL BET YOU'VE NEVER
EVEN HEARD OF THIS SONG.
BULLSHIT.
BERZIN GOOFS ON IT
ALL THE TIME.
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
OH, ALL THAT PROVES
IS YOUR FRIEND BERZIN
IS NOT ONLY A CHEAT,
BUT A COMPLETE MORON.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
HEY, ROSE!
YOU JUST MET THE GUY.
YOU CALL HIM A CHEAT?
HE IS A CHEAT.
HE DIDN'T FIND MARCIE.
HE HIRED HER.
HE EVEN TOLD HER
NOT TO WEAR HER TEETH.
OH, COME ON.
HE DID.
I OVERHEARD THEM
FIGHTING ABOUT IT.
HE WAS TRYING TO CHISEL
HER OUT OF HER SHARE,
SO HE'S NOT ONLY A CHEAT
AND A MORON,
HE'S A CHEAPSKATE.
THAT SON OF A BITCH.
OH...
HEY! HOLD IT.
HOLD IT.
WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
I AIN'T GONNA SPEND
MY LAST FEW HOURS
STATESIDE
ARGUING WITH YOU.
ESPECIALLY YOU.
I LIKE YOU.
DAMN IT.
I'M SORRY IF, UH...
I'M SORRY IF I
UPSET YOU ANYWAY.
THAT SONG IS JUST
VERY IMPORTANT TO ME
AND I DON'T LIKE TO SEE IT
RIDICULED LIKE THAT.
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
I'M SORRY.
I'M--I'M SORRY.
I'M--I'M SORRY.
NO. I'M SORRY,
SO SHUT UP.
THANK YOU, BUT I'M
REALLY, REALLY SORRY,
SO YOU SHUT UP.
IT WAS 4 TIMES
WE PLAYED.
YEAH, I THINK,
JUST GIVE US THE WORD
AND WE'RE THERE.
JUST THE TWO OF YOU?
JUST THE TWO OF US.
SHE SINGS, I PLAY.
HI, BOB.
UM, I'M JUST GONNA
SHOW HIM AROUND, OK?
SURE.
OK.
WHERE'D
YOU PLAY?
OK, UM, WE PLAYED
OVER AT RUDY'S
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.
HE REALLY DUG US.
SO THIS IS IT.
Bob: YOU GUYS
HAVE A MANAGER?
NO. RIGHT NOW...
WELL, IT'S
INTERESTING.
IT'S NICE.
YEAH.
YOU EVER
SING HERE?
NO.
I'M WAITING FOR MY HAIR
TO GET A LITTLE LONGER
AND WRITE MY OWN STUFF.
THEN I'LL BE READY
TO HOOT.
HOOT?
HOOT.
WHAT'S THAT?
SHORT FOR
HOOTENANNY.
EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT,
ANYBODY CAN COME UP
ON STAGE AND SING,
AND IF BOB LIKES 'EM,
THEN HE MIGHT
ASK 'EM BACK
OR GIVE 'EM A GIG
OR SOMETHING.
WHY DON'T YOU
SING SOMETHING?
WHAT?
YEAH,
SING SOMETHING,
LIKE, LIKE--LIKE
THAT SONG YOU SANG
EARLIER AT THE CAFE.
I DON'T KNOW
THAT SONG VERY WELL.
THAT'S OK.
I JUST WANT TO
SEE YOU UP THERE.
UM...
WELL...
YOU'VE
GOT THE STAGE.
YOU'VE GOT ME
AS THE AUDIENCE.
SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SING?
PLEASE?
OK.
I DON'T KNOW PIANO
ALL THAT WELL.
THAT'S OK.
OH...
I'LL JUST PLAY IT
VERY SIMPLY.
THAT'S FINE.
OK.
♪♪ JUST A LITTLE-- ♪♪
UM...
♪♪ JUST A LITTLE RAIN ♪♪
♪♪ FALLING ALL AROUND ♪♪
♪♪ THE GRASS
LIFTS ITS HEAD ♪♪
♪♪ TO THE HEAVENLY SOUND ♪♪
♪♪ JUST A LITTLE RAIN ♪♪
♪♪ JUST A LITTLE RAIN ♪♪
♪♪ WHAT HAVE THEY DONE
TO THE RAIN? ♪♪
♪♪ JUST A LITTLE BOY ♪♪
♪♪ STANDING IN THE RAIN ♪♪
♪♪ THE GENTLE RAIN
THAT FALLS FOR YEARS ♪♪
♪♪ AND THE GRASS IS GONE ♪♪
♪♪ THE BOY DISAPPEARS ♪♪
♪♪ AND RAIN KEEPS FALLING
LIKE HELPLESS TEARS ♪♪
♪♪ AND WHAT HAVE THEY DONE
TO THE RAIN? ♪♪
♪♪ JUST A LITTLE BREEZE ♪♪
♪♪ OUT OF THE SKY ♪♪
♪♪ THE LEAVES
PAT THEIR HANDS ♪♪
♪♪ AS THE BREEZE BLOWS BY ♪♪
♪♪ JUST A LITTLE BREEZE ♪♪
♪♪ WITH SOME SMOKE
IN ITS EYE ♪♪
♪♪ WHAT HAVE THEY DONE
TO THE RAIN? ♪♪♪♪
♪♪ WEE-OO, WEE-OO ♪♪
♪♪ OO-OO-OOH WEE-OO ♪♪
♪♪ WEE-OO ♪♪
ROSE, LOCK YOUR EYES
ON THEIR NUMSKULLS
AND BRAIN THEM!
♪♪ I HEAR THE MUSIC ♪♪
♪♪ ALL-- ♪♪
YEAH!
♪♪ OPEN UP ♪♪
♪♪ LET ME IN ♪♪
♪
♪♪ I WANT TO COME IN AGAIN ♪
♪♪ I THOUGHT
YOU WERE MY FRIEND ♪♪
♪♪ WEE-OO, WEE-OO ♪♪
♪♪ OO-WEE-OO ♪♪
♪♪ WEE-OO-- ♪♪♪♪
SEE, I THINK THAT YOU'RE
GONNA LIKE THIS A LOT.
[PLAYINGWOULD YOU CARE]
[PLAYINGBEAUTIFUL DREAMER]
[PLAYINGON THE LOVELIEST
NIGHT OF THE YEAR]
[PLAYINGLET ME
CALL YOU SWEETHEART]
[ALL PLAYING AT ONCE]
♪♪ MY DARLING ♪♪
♪♪ WOULD YOU CARE ♪♪
OH...
Movie: ADVERTISERS
HAVE FOUND
THAT THE WOMEN OF AMERICA
ARE KEENLY INTERESTED
IN THE TYPE OF SOAP
THEY USE.
IN FACT, THE MEN OF AMERICA
HAVE A KEEN INTEREST
IN THE PRODUCT
AND HOW IT IS USED ALSO.
THE OUTBOARD MOTOR HAS
BROUGHT A RENEWED INTEREST
IN WATER SPORTS
IN THIS COUNTRY.
OUTSTANDING LIBERTY,
ISN'T IT?
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.
...LAKES AND STREAMS
FOR EXERCISE--
I GUESS I SHOULD GO,
'CAUSE YOU GOT TO GET UP
EARLY IN THE MORNING.
YEAH. YOU, TOO.
YEAH.
SO I'LL JUST LEAVE NOW.
OR...
YOU COULD, UM...
COME IN
FOR A MINUTE.
YOU THINK SO?
YEAH, FOR A LITTLE
WHILE, IF YOU WANT.
I'D LOVE TO.
OK. LET'S GO.
OK.
SHH.
Man on TV:
YOU'RE A BIT BETTER?
YOU ARE AS GUILTY AS I.
THEN THEY'LL
TREAT YOU QUICKLY.
AND YOU MUSTN'T SUFFER MUCH.
GOOD LUCK.
IS SHE SLEEPING?
YEAH. SHE ALWAYS SLEEPS
WITH THE TV ON.
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR
SOME MUSIC?
SURE.
WHO ARE
THESE PEOPLE?
OK.
OK. THIS IS
MALVINA REYNOLDS.
SHE'S THE ONE
WHO WROTE THE SONG
THAT I SANG TODAY.
AND...AND...
THAT'S
WOODY GUTHRIE,
AND THAT'S
PETE SEEGER.
THAT'S JOAN BAEZ.
SHE'S MY--
SHE'S MY FAVORITE.
AND THERE'S
BOB DYLAN.
YOU KNOW HIM, RIGHT?
AND THAT'S ODETTA.
OH, SHE HAS THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL VOICE.
AND...
SORRY. NO PICTURES
OF JIM SWAINE.
♪♪ PAWNED MY WATCH ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY CHAIN ♪♪
♪
♪♪ PAWNED EVERYTHING
THAT WAS IN MY NAME... ♪
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY
MUSICAL BINGO?
SURE.
OK.
IT'S REALLY FUN.
OK.
UM...
AHEM.
OK. YOU CAN BE
THE MAESTRO,
AND YOU GET 12 CHIPS.
HERE. YOU CAN
COUNT THOSE OUT.
AND I'LL GET 12,
AND...
IS THIS LIKE BINGO?
MM-HMM. IT'S--
IT'S A MUSICAL BINGO.
I CAN'T PLAY BINGO.
NO?
NO.
OK.
WE DON'T HAVE
TO PLAY BINGO.
NO.
NNN.
♪♪ PAWNED MY CHAIR ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY BED ♪♪
♪♪ AIN'T GOT NOWHERE
TO LAY MY HEAD ♪♪
♪♪ OH, LORDY ME,
DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY TOBACCO ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY PIPE ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED EVERYTHING
THAT WAS IN MY SIGHT ♪♪
♪♪ OH, LORDY ME,
DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
IS THIS OK?
YEAH.
YEAH?
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD
CHANGE MAYBE?
SHOULD I CHANGE?
MM-HMM.
YEAH?
OK. I'LL CHANGE.
UM, MY NIGHTGOWN.
AND I'LL JUST--
I'LL GO IN HERE
AND CHANGE.
♪♪ DIDN'T I SHAKE,
SUGAREE? ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY BONNET ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY BLOUSE ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED EVERYTHING,
EVEN PAWNED MY OLD TOWEL ♪♪
♪♪ OH, LORDY ME,
DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY HAT ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY KEY ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED EVERYTHING
THAT I COULD SEE ♪♪
♪♪ OH, LORDY ME,
DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ HAVE NO SECRETS ♪♪
♪♪ I AIN'T GONNA TELL ♪♪
♪♪ I'M GOIN' TO HEAVEN ♪♪
♪♪ AND I AIN'T GOIN' TO-- ♪♪
♪♪ OH, LORDY ME,
DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪♪
YOU LOOK GOOD.
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ OH, LORDY ME,
DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪♪
YOU LOOK REAL GOOD.
THANK YOU.
♪♪ IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪♪♪
SORRY.
THE BED'S SMALL.
♪♪ WELL, IT AIN'T NO USE ♪♪
♪♪ TO SIT AND WONDER WHY,
BABE ♪♪
♪♪ IF'N YOU DON'T
KNOW BY NOW ♪♪
♪♪ AND IT AIN'T NO USE ♪♪
♪♪ TO SIT AND WONDER WHY,
BABE ♪♪
♪♪ IT'LL NEVER DO SOMEHOW ♪♪
♪♪ WHEN YOUR ROOSTER CROWS
AT THE BREAK OF DAWN ♪♪
♪♪ LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW,
AND I'LL BE GONE ♪♪
♪♪ YOU'RE THE REASON
I'M A-TRAVELIN' ON ♪♪
♪♪ BUT DON'T THINK TWICE,
IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪♪
COULDN'T WE JUST...
♪
♪♪ AND IT AIN'T NO USE ♪
♪♪ IN A-TURNIN' ON
YOUR LIGHT, BABE ♪♪
♪♪ THE LIGHT I... ♪♪
HERE'S MY ADDRESS.
♪
♪♪ AND IT AIN'T NO USE ♪
♪♪ IN TURNIN' ON
YOUR LIGHT, BABE ♪♪
♪♪ I'M ON THE DARK SIDE
OF THE ROAD ♪♪
♪♪ BUT I WISH
THERE WAS SOMETHING-- ♪♪
YOU CAN WRITE
IF YOU WANT.
♪♪ YOU WOULD DO OR SAY ♪♪
♪♪ TO TRY AND MAKE ME-- ♪♪
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
♪♪ CHANGE MY MIND
AND STAY ♪♪
OK.
♪♪ BUT WE NEVER DID TOO-- ♪♪
GOOD-BYE, EDDIE.
♪♪ MUCH TALKING, ANYWAY ♪♪
♪♪ DON'T THINK TWICE,
IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪♪
BYE.
♪♪ SO IT AIN'T NO USE ♪♪
♪♪ IN CALLIN' OUT
MY NAME, GAL ♪♪
♪♪ LIKE YOU NEVER
DONE BEFORE ♪♪
♪
♪♪ AND IT AIN'T NO USE ♪
♪♪ IN CALLIN' OUT
MY NAME, GAL ♪♪
♪♪ I CAN'T HEAR YOU
ANYMORE ♪♪
♪♪ I'M A-THINKIN'
AND A-WONDERIN' ♪♪
♪♪ WALKIN' DOWN THE ROAD ♪♪
♪♪ I ONCE LOVED A WOMAN ♪♪
♪♪ A CHILD, I AM TOLD ♪♪
♪♪ I GIVE HER MY HEART ♪♪
♪♪ BUT SHE WANTED MY SOUL ♪♪
♪♪ BUT DON'T THINK TWICE,
IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪♪♪♪
HOW ABOUT A DIME
FOR COFFEE?
CORPORAL BIRDLACE
REPORTING FOR DUTY.
WHERE THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN?
YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW.
I FORGET.
I LOOK A HELL OF A LOT
BETTER THAN YOU.
WHAT HAPPENED?
WE HAD A PISSER
OF A TIME.
TANGLED ASSHOLES
WITH SOME SQUID,
WENT TO A SKIN FLICK,
MET A VERY SENSITIVE
WOMAN.
YEAH, SHE DID 3
OF US FOR 10 BUCKS,
AND BEFORE THAT,
WE GOT US THIS HERE
TATTOO.
A BEE.
CHECK IT OUT.
BEE FOR THE 4 BEES.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I LIKE IT.
IT'S NICE.
Okie: BERZIN GOT
YOURS FOR YOU.
SHOW HIM, BERZ.
BZZZ.
FUCK OFF.
THAT'S PRETTY.
YOU OWE ME A BEE.
P.A.:ATTENTION,
ALL MILITARY PERSONNEL--
THE NAVY SHUTTLE FOR
TREASURE ISLAND WILL DEPART--
LET'S GO.
SO, YOU GOING
TO TELL US OR WHAT?
SPIT IT OUT, BIRDLEGS.
I TOLD HER I WOULDN'T
TELL NO ONE.
COME ON, YOU ASSHOLE.
WE'D TELL YOU.
OK. YOU GOT TO
KEEP IT DOWN THOUGH,
'CAUSE SHE WAS MARRIED.
MARRIED?
SHE WAS MARRIED?
YOU FUCK!
SHE WAS MARRIED.
OUTSTANDING,
CORPORAL BIRDLACE.
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
WHAT THEY SAY--MARRIED'S BEST.
THEY DON'T TELL,
THEY DON'T SWELL.
GOOD-LOOKING?
OH, YEAH. 32, BLONDE,
BUILT LIKE A--
32? WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME GRANDMA-FUCKER?
IF THE GRANDMOTHER
LOOKED LIKE THIS,
YOU BET YOUR ASS.
SHE WAS REAL
GOOD-LOOKING.
SHE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH.
HER OLD MAN DIDN'T
GIVE HER MUCH ATTENTION.
PROBABLY A FAG.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
FROM A LIEUTENANT
COMMANDER IN PERSONNEL?
AN OFFICER'S WIFE!
THAT'S OUT-FUCKING-STANDING!
Eddie: YOU KNOW WHAT,
BERZIN?
I THINK YOU AND ME
ARE FULL OF SHIT.
Berzin: COME ON, BIRDLACE.
WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
THAT TOOTHLESS
SACK OF SHIT
THAT YOU TOOK
TO THE PARTY--
THE DOGFIGHT.
THAT WAS A SETUP,
RIGHT?
WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK THAT?
I WASN'T OUT WITH
THE OFFICER'S WIFE
LAST NIGHT.
I WAS OUT WITH ROSE.
SHE TOLD ME.
I FIGURED SHE WAS
GOING TO DO THAT.
I SAW YOU WITH HER
LAST NIGHT IN CHINATOWN,
BY THE WAY, WHILE US GUYS
WERE GETTING OUR BEES PUT ON.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
FUCKIN'-A.
I WON'T TELL THEM.
JUST LIKE YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO TELL THEM
I FIXED THE FIGHT,
RIGHT?
HOW DID WE GET TO BE SO
FULL OF SHIT LIKE THIS?
HOW DID WE BECOME
THESE FUCKING IDIOTS?
I WAS SITTING HERE
THINKING ABOUT IT,
AND...AH, FUCK IT.
I GUESS I DON'T KNOW
WHAT STARTED IT ALL.
YEAH. FORGET ABOUT IT.
RIGHT.
GO BACK TO SLEEP.
RIGHT.
IT AIN'T WORTH IT.
SO YOU WON THE DOGFIGHT
FAIR AND SQUARE,
AND I WAS DATING
THE OFFICER'S WIFE
FOR ONE NIGHT.
ROGER THAT, CORPORAL.
BULLSHIT.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
I DO.
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT BULLSHIT.
IT'S EVERYWHERE.
YOU HIT ME WITH A LITTLE,
I BUY IT.
I HIT YOU WITH A LITTLE,
YOU BUY IT.
RIGHT.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE US IDIOTS.
THAT'S WHAT MAKES US
BUDDIES.
WE BUY WHAT THE CORPS
HANDS OUT,
AND THAT'S
WHAT MAKES US MARINES.
AND THE CORPS IS BUYING
ALL THE BULLSHIT
FROM PRESIDENT KENNEDY,
AND PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S
BUYING THE BULLSHIT
FROM EVERYBODY
IN THE U.S. OF FUCKIN'-A.
RIGHT.
AND THAT'S WHAT
MAKES US AMERICANS.
IT'S STILL BULLSHIT.
RIGHT.
AND WE'RE IN IT UP TO
OUR GODDAMN LIPS, BUDDY.
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
BERZIN, YOU CAN MAKE
SENSE OUT OF ANYTHING.
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M
MAKING SENSE, BUT...
THIS MAKES A HELL OF
A LOT OF SENSE TO ME, BOY.
THERE'S NO BULLSHIT
IN THIS.
JESUS.
VERY FUCKING CHARMING,
OKIE.
VERY FUCKING CHARMING.
NOW, IS THAT THE OKIE
AROMA I SMELL?
HEY, BIRDSHIT,
TELL ME AGAIN,
WAS SHE A FOX
OR WHAT?
WHAT?
YOU KNOW, THE
OFFICER'S WIFE.
HOW GOOD-LOOKING
WAS SHE?
TELL ME.
ALL RIGHT. TELL HIM.
I'LL TELL YOU THIS,
YOU SORRY SON OF A BITCH--
SHE WAS SO FINE,
YOU'D BE HAPPY
TO DO A LOW-CRAWL
THROUGH A FUCKING MINEFIELD
JUST TO SMELL THE TIRES
ON THE LAUNDRY TRUCK
HAULING AWAY
HER SKIVVIES.
GET OUT OF HERE!
WHOA!
GET OFF OF ME!
HEY, COME ON!
Okie: WATCH MY HAIR!
♪♪ WE SHALL OVERCOME
SOMEDAY ♪♪
♪♪ THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
AROUND! ♪♪
♪♪ THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
AROUND ♪♪
♪♪ THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
AROUND ♪♪
♪♪ THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
AROUND ♪♪
SOMEDAY!
♪♪ SOMEDAY! ♪♪
♪♪ OH ♪♪
♪♪ DEEP IN MY HEART... ♪♪♪♪
DALEY.
HERE.
ERLICH.
HERE.
BAILY.
HERE.
RIKER.
HERE.
FLICKER.
HERE.
SANDERS.
HERE.
SARLOFF.
HERE.
ZANE.
HERE.
TV:WE HAVE NBC's BOB MacNEIL
ON THE LINE NOW
WITH A REPORT.
PLEASE GO AHEAD, BOB.
WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY
MALCOLM KILDUFF
HAS JUST ANNOUNCED
THAT PRESIDENT KENNEDY...
DIED AT APPROXIMATELY 1:00
CENTRAL STANDARD TIME,
JUST ABOUT 35 MINUTES AGO.
Bob: AFTER BEING
SHOT AT...
AFTER BEING SHOT...
BY AN UNKNOWN
ASSAILANT...
BY AN UNKNOWN ASSAILANT...
DURING A MOTORCADE RIDE
THROUGH DOWNTOWN DALLAS.
DURING A MOTORCADE RIDE
THROUGH DOWNTOWN DALLAS.
THE PRESIDENT DIED...
THE PRESIDENT DIED...
APPROXIMATELY 25 MINUTES...
APPROXIMATELY
25 MINUTES...
I'LL SEE YOUR 4
AND RAISE YOU...5.
Okie: Y'ALL WANT
TO HEAR A JOKE?
THAT'S IT. I WON.
WHAT'S THIS SHIT?
Okie: Y'ALL WANT
TO HEAR A JOKE?
WHAT'RE YOU TRYING TO PULL?
YOU THINK I'M STUPID?
TELL THE FUCKING JOKE.
WHAT DID THE GHOST
SAY TO THE BEE?
I DON'T KNOW.
BOO, BEE. BOO, BEE.
ACTUALLY,
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
AH, THAT'S REAL
FUNNY, OKIE.
AAH! MY LEG!
AAH!
I'VE BEEN HIT.
AAH!
I'VE BEEN HIT!
AAH!
HEY! I NEED HELP!
AAH! MY FUCKING ARM!
AAH!
BENJAMIN!
HE'S DEAD!
HE'S DEAD!
THE MOTHERFUCKER'S DEAD!
WHERE'S BENJAMIN?!
BUDDY, DON'T YOU FUCKING
GIVE UP ON ME!
P.A.:SAN FRANCISCO.
WATCH YOUR STEP
GETTING OFF.
Loudspeaker:SO, UH, THANKS
FOR COMING, FOLKS.
HEY, MAN,
HOW MANY BABIES
DID YOU KILL?
WE'RE HAVING BIG BROTHER
& THE HOLDING COMPANY.
A BENEFIT FOR THE HAIGHT
COMMUNITY FREE CLINIC.
CHECK IT OUT
BEFORE THE PRICES GO UP.
♪♪ JULIE, BABY,
IT AIN'T NATURAL ♪♪
♪♪ FOR YOU TO CRY
IN THE MIDNIGHT ♪♪
THANKS FOR COMING.
♪♪ IT AIN'T NATURAL
FOR YOU TO CRY ♪♪
IT WAS A DOGFIGHT.
♪♪ WAY INTO MIDNIGHT ♪♪♪♪
Man: HE HAD A SCORPION
ON HIS BACK.
A TATTOO,
LIKE THIS BIG.
IT WAS ONE OF THOSE
T-SHIRTS WITH NO SLEEVES.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
LET ME HAVE
A CC AND WATER.
YEAH, I THINK
KARL WANTS ONE, TOO.
RIGHT.
I CAN'T AFFORD ONE.
GIVE ME A RAISE.
YEAH.
TV: RUNNER ON AT FIRST.
THAT'LL BE A BUCK 10.
HERE'S 2 DOLLARS.
KEEP THE CHANGE.
THANKS.
THAT'S NICE.
DOES IT DO ANYTHING?
WHAT?
YOUR BLUEBIRDS.
IT DIDN'T TAKE ME WHERE
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO,
BUT IT STILL FLIES.
WE WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT TATTOOS.
WHOA!
NICE BEES.
OH, YOU JUST
GET THEM?
YEAH.
YEAH.
I GOT ONE THAT DANCES.
THE MAN DOESN'T WANT
TO SEE YOUR BELLY, KARL.
DID I SHOW HIM, HUH?
ALL I SAID IS
I GOT ONE THAT DANCES.
BELIEVE ME,
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
LET ME SEE IT.
♪♪ DA DUM ♪♪
♪♪ DA DUM DA DA ♪♪
♪♪ DA DUM ♪♪
♪♪ DA DUM ♪♪
♪♪ BA BA BA BA
BUM BUM BUM BUM ♪♪
♪♪ DA DA DA DA DUM ♪♪
Man: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
♪♪ BUM BA ♪♪
♪♪ BA BA BUM BUM BA ♪♪♪♪
YOU GET IT?
BELLY DANCER?
HEY, I GOT IT IN TJ.
YOU EVER BEEN TO TJ?
YEAH.
I GOT THIS ONE
IN DEGO
AFTER I GOT OUT
OF BOOT CAMP.
YOU A MARINE?
YES, SIR.
VIETNAM?
YEAH.
YEAH. BUMMER.
UMM...
NO CHARGE ON THAT, KARL.
THANKS.
THANKYOU.
Sports announcer:
THEY'LL BRING ON WILLIE MAYS.
...BALL DOWN IN THE INFIELD,
WITH THE LEAD OFF HITS.
FIRST TIME, IT'S
A HIT AND A RUN.
FLY-BALL TO CENTER.
BOY, THINGS HAVE
REALLY CHANGED AROUND HERE.
YEAH. YOU CAN
SAY THAT AGAIN.
Karl: YOU AIN'T KIDDING.
ROSE STILL RUN THAT PLACE
ACROSS THE STREET, THE CAFE?
THERE'S BEEN
A COUPLE OF ROSES.
YEAH, BUT I THINK
THEY'RE GROOMING
A GRANDDAUGHTER
FOR IT NOW.
I THINK I'VE SEEN
THE GRANDDAUGHTER BEFORE.
SHE'S KIND OF CHUBBY?
Karl: CHUBBY? WELL,
SHE AIN'T NO PRIZE.
LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND
OF WINNER, HUH, KARL?
I AM A LOVER.
A LOVER?
Radio: KFIC!
♪♪ GROOVIN' ♪♪
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TAKE THE CAR.
♪♪ ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON ♪♪
♪♪ REELIN' ♪♪
LOOK, YOU GOT IT!
♪♪ COULDN'T GET AWAY
TOO SOON ♪♪
♪♪ I CAN'T IMAGINE
ANYTHING THAT'S BETTER ♪♪
♪♪ THE WORLD IS OURS
WHENEVER WE'RE TOGETHER ♪♪
♪♪ THERE AIN'T A PLACE
I'D LIKE TO BE INSTEAD ♪♪
♪♪ GROOVIN' ♪♪
♪♪ DOWN A CROWDED AVENUE ♪♪
Man: HEY, MAN,
YOU CAN TRY SOME ACID.
♪♪ ANYTHING WE LIKE TO DO ♪♪
♪♪ THERE ARE ALWAYS LOTS
OF THINGS THAT WE CAN SEE ♪♪
♪♪ WE CAN BE ANYONE ♪♪
ROSE?
♪♪ ALL THOSE HAPPY PEOPLE
WE COULD MEET ♪♪
♪♪ YEAH, GROOVIN' ♪♪
♪♪ ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON ♪♪
HI.
HI.
♪♪ COULDN'T
GET AWAY TOO SOON ♪♪
♪♪ NO, NO, NO, NO ♪♪
♪♪ AH, AH, AHH ♪♪
♪♪ AH, AH, AHH ♪♪
♪♪ AHH, AHH, AHH ♪♪
♪♪ WE'LL KEEP ON SPENDIN'
SUNNY DAYS THIS WAY ♪♪
♪♪ WE'RE GONNA TALK
AND LAUGH OUR TIME AWAY ♪♪
♪♪ I FEEL IT COMING CLOSER
DAY BY DAY ♪♪
♪♪ LIFE WILL BE ECSTASY ♪♪
♪♪ YOU AND ME ENDLESSLY ♪♪
♪♪ GROOVIN' ♪♪
♪♪ ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON ♪♪
♪♪ REELIN' ♪♪
♪♪ COULDN'T GET AWAY
TOO SOON ♪♪
♪♪ NO, NO, NO, NO ♪♪
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
Man: EXCUSE ME.
TV:70 WOUNDED
AND 34 WERE MISSING.
Waitress: I'M SORRY.
WE'RE OUT OF CHICKEN SALAD.
WHOA!
HEY!
JUST A HALF MILE SOUTH
OF THE SOUTHERN BOUNDARY
THAT SEPARATES NORTH
AND SOUTH VIETNAM.
IN THIS LAST WEEK
IN VIETNAM,
THERE ARE A REPORTED
141 AMERICAN DEAD,
391 WOUNDED,
AND 47 LISTED
AS MISSING.
OTHER NEWS:
IN WASHINGTON
THIS AFTERNOON,
THE CONGRESSIONAL...
Young man:
HEY, BIRDLACE!
I WANT A GIRL
JUST LIKE THIS, MAN.
WHOO-HOO!
WHOO!
WHOA, BABE...
BACK HERE!
BRING IT
BACK HERE NOW!
DAMN YOU, BIRDLACE.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
BACK HERE TO ME.
IT LOOKS
LIKE A CARTOON.
STAND BY, MEN.
ASSHOLE APPROACHING,
11 O'CLOCK.
BERZIN...
LADIES...
THIS HERE IS FECTOR.
HE WANTED TO MEET YOU.
YEAH.
HOW YOU GUYS
HANGING?
SO, WHAT CAN WE DO
FOR YOU, FECTOR?
DONAVIN HERE'S
TELLING ME YOU GUYS
ARE SPONSORING
A LITTLE GET-TOGETHER.
I WANT IN...
IF IT'S OK.
I DON'T KNOW,
FECTOR.
WE'RE A PRETTY
ELITE GROUP.
WHAT DO YOU
THINK, BIRDLACE?
DO YOU KNOW THE RULES?
YOU BREAK THE RULES,
YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED
AND YOU DON'T GET
YOUR JING BACK,
NOT A GODDAMN FUCKING DIME.
YOU GOT THAT?
DO YOU HAVE ANYONE
TO BRING TO THIS EVENT,
FEC-TOR?
FUCKIN'-A, I GOT
SOMEONE TO BRING.
SOUNDS PRETTY ELITE
TO ME, GUYS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
BENJAMIN?
FECTOR,
YOU GOT THE 50 BUCKS?
WELL, SHIT.
LOOKS LIKE AN OUTSTANDING
CANDIDATE TO ME,
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.
WELL, HOW ABOUT
THAT, FECTOR?
OKIE LIKES YOU.
IN FACT,
WE ALL LIKE YOU.
THAT MEANS
YOU'RE IN.
FESTIVITIES BEGIN
PRECISELY AT 1900.
YOU'LL BE THERE.
I'LL BE THERE
IN DRESS BLUES,
TENNIS SHOES,
AND A FUR-LINED
FUCKING JOCKSTRAP.
COUNT ON IT.
FECTOR, HUH?
SOUNDS MORE
LIKE FECTIVE TO ME.
DEFECTIVE.
DUMB MOTHERFUCKER'S
STILL SHITTING
BOOT-CAMP CHOW.
DEFINITELY.
ROGER THAT.
22. THAT'S
THE BIGGEST EVER.
WE GOING TO HAVE US
A TIME, HUH?
YES, SIR, WE GOING
TO HAVE OURSELVES
SOME KIND OF TIME.
WHOO!
I'M OUT OF HERE.
P.A.: ATTENTION, PASSENGERS.
THE BUS TO SANTA CRUZ
HAS BEEN CANCELED.
THE BUS TO SANTA CRUZ
HAS BEEN CANCELED.
THE BUS FROM LOS ANGELES
WILL BE ARRIVING
20 MINUTES LATE.
ALL RIGHT, MEN.
FALL IN.
THE BUS FROM LOS ANGELES...
ATTEN-TION!
ONE QUESTION, MEN.
ARE WE ASSHOLES
OR MARINES?
All: SIR, ASSHOLES, SIR!
WRONG! WE'RE MARINES!
WHAT ARE WE?
SIR, MARINES, SIR!
AND WE ARE NOT
JUST MARINES.
WE ARE THE 4 BEES.
WHAT ARE WE?
SIR, THE 4 FUCKING BEES,
AYE, AYE, SIR!
AND THE 4 BEES HAVE
A SPECIAL MISSION.
WHAT IS THAT MISSION?
TO TAKE NO PRISONERS
AND NOT BECOME ONE!
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING,
MEN.
MUSTER AT 1900.
GOOD HUNTING, GENTLEMEN.
FALL OUT.
OK. SEE YOU LATER.
LET'S GO.
WELL,
EXCUSE US!
EXCUSE ME. HI.
HI.
UM...
AN OLDER SISTER MAYBE?
MAGGIE, DEBBIE'S
REALLY MAD AT YOU.
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE
THIS TIME. EXCUSE ME.
UH...
Maggie: GOD.
OHH.
EXCUSE ME. I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU MIGHT HELP ME.
I'M NEW IN TOWN.
I THOUGHT MAYBE IF YOU
HAD SOME TOWN,
MAYBE WE COULD
SEE SOME SIGHTS,
THE GOLDEN GATE--
YOU SLUT.
EXCUSE ME.
I OVERHEARD YOU.
I'M NEW IN TOWN, TOO.
BUT I'VE GOT A MAP.
WHERE DO YOU
WANT TO GO?
GEE, THANKS, BUT, UM...
I'M NOT INTERESTED.
I MEAN, NO.
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
I GOT TO GO.
WHERE IS HE?
YOU TALKING TO ME?
YES, MA'AM,
I'M TALKING TO YOU,
AND I WANT TO KNOW
WHERE HE IS.
WHO?
YOUR HUSBAND.
I DON'T HAVE
A HUSBAND.
YOU DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND?
NO.
WELL, WHERE'S
YOUR BOYFRIEND?
I DON'T HAVE
A BOYFRIEND.
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?
ARE YOU A LESBIAN?
NO, I'M NOT.
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME,
A PRETTY LITTLE THING
LIKE YOURSELF
WITH NO HUSBAND,
NO BOYFRIEND...
WELL, YOU GOT
TO BE A LESBIAN.
NO, I'M JUST
HERE BY MYSELF,
THAT'S ALL.
NOT ANYMORE, YOU AIN'T.
MY NAME'S BUELL.
A LOT OF PEOPLE
CALL ME OKIE.
YOU CAN CALL ME OKIE.
ONLY IF YOU WANTED TO.
BETTY, HI!
OOH...
WHOO!
HEY, I DON'T KNOW YOU.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU DON'T KNOW ME?
WE'VE BEEN WRITING TO
EACH OTHER FOR 7 MONTHS.
I--I SAID
I'D MEET YOU HERE?
COME ON. BETTY, IT'S ME SAM,
SAM BENJAMIN.
I'M NOT BETTY.
I'M RUTH TWO BEARS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU'RE NOT BETTY?
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE BETTY--
BETTY LYNX LEG.
OH.
OH, JESUS, THIS--
OH, JESUS,
THIS IS REALLY
VERY EMBARRASSING.
I'M--I'M SORRY, RUTH.
I NEED A DRINK.
LOOK, LET ME
BUY YOU A DRINK,
MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
I SWEAR TO GOD,
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTY.
WHEN I SAY
THE SPITTING IMAGE.
YOU SURE YOU HAVE
NO LYNX LEG BLOOD
IN YOU?
Woman: HELLO.
THE MARINES
HAVE LANDED.
OH, GREAT.
I'LL BE THERE
IN AN HOUR.
YEAH, WELL WHAT I WAS
SAYING BACK THERE, GLADYS--
ALICE.
SORRY. ALICE.
WHAT I WAS SAYING BACK
THERE--YOU'RE NICE.
I'M BEING SINCERE.
HA HA HA!
LISTEN, I'M A UNITED
STATES MARINE.
I'M LEAVING FIRST THING
TOMORROW MORNING,
SHIPPING OUT TO OKINAWA.
I WANTED TO
HAVE A NICE TIME
WITH A NICE LADY TONIGHT,
THAT'S ALL.
YOU WANT TO HAVE A NICE TIME?
YEAH!
GET YOURSELF
A STREETWALKER.
FUCKING SHIT!
EXCUSE ME.
OH, IT'S POURING OUT.
WE'RE GOING
TO GET SOAKED.
WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?
A CUP OF COFFEE'S FINE...
AND I'LL TAKE
ONE OF THOSE
DELICIOUS-LOOKING
DONUTS, TOO, PLEASE.
WHAT KIND YOU WANT?
CHOCOLATE, PLEASE.
SAY, ARE THESE
THINGS HOMEMADE?
NO.
WELL, THEY SMELL IT.
WE'RE GOING TO BE
CLOSING SOON.
♪♪ WHAT-- ♪♪
♪♪ WHAT--WHAT-- ♪♪
♪♪ HAVE THEY-- ♪♪
OH.
♪♪ WHAT HAVE THEY DONE... ♪♪
♪♪ OUT OF THE SK-SKY ♪♪
♪♪ THE LEAVES
PAT THEIR HANDS-- ♪♪♪♪
WOW.
OH, PLEASE.
DON'T STOP.
YOU SOUND REAL GOOD.
IT'S GREAT.
IT'S ONE OF MY
FAVORITE SONGS.
ACTUALLY,
IT REMINDS ME
A LOT OF--OF--OF
JIM SWAINE'S MUSIC.
DON'T YOU THINK SO?
I DON'T KNOW HIM.
OH, WOW.
JIM SWAINE?
OHH...
WELL, HE'S JUST--
WELL, YOU'VE HEARD
OF DYLAN, RIGHT,
BOB DYLAN?
YEAH.
WELL, JIM SWAINE
IS A MAJOR INFLUENCE
ON DYLAN'S MUSIC,
A MAJOR INFLUENCE.
I THOUGHT...
WOODY GUTHRIE WAS
DYLAN'S INFLUENCE.
WELL, YEAH.
THERE'S WOODY,
AND THEN
THERE'S JIM SWAINE.
IN FACT, I THINK THAT
JIM SWAINE AND WOODY
CO-WROTE SOME
SONGS TOGETHER,
IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN.
I THOUGHT
WOODY WROTE
PRETTY MUCH
ON HIS OWN.
SOMETIMES...HE DID.
HE DID, MOST DEFINITELY.
BUT SOMETIMES,
HE WOULD, YOU KNOW,
COLLABORATE WITH SWAINE.
SO IN OTHER WORDS,
WOODY WOULD WRITE
THE WORDS,
AND SWAINE WOULD WRITE
THE MUSIC. OTHER TIMES,
SWAINE WOULD WRITE THE WORDS
AND WOODY THE MUSIC.
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
LIKE THAT FAMOUS
SONG OF HIS.
DO YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN?
THIS LAND
IS YOUR LAND?
THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND.
EXACTLY.
YEAH, THAT--THAT WAS, UH,
THAT WAS AN ORIGINAL
BY SWAINE AND GUTHRIE.
THAT'S STRANGE.
I'VE GOT
THE SHEET MUSIC UPSTAIRS
AND I DON'T REMEMBER
SEEING...HIS NAME.
HE WAS A GHOSTWRITER...
SOMETIMES.
IN FACT,
MOST OF THE TIME.
ROSE,
YOUR BREAK'S OVER.
LET'S GET THOSE TABLES
SET UP FOR TOMORROW.
YOUR COFFEE'S
GETTING COLD.
THANK YOU.
SO DO YOU WRITE
YOUR OWN STUFF?
OH, JEEZ, NO.
WELL, YOU SHOULD. YOU'VE
GOT THE VOICE FOR IT.
REALLY?
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.
OH, HEY.
MY APOLOGIES.
I'M NOT USED TO BEING
AROUND LADIES.
IT'S OK. I SHOULD GET
BACK TO WORK THOUGH.
SURE.
OH.
LISTEN--
I'M JUST A DUMB JARHEAD.
I AM SORRY.
IT'S OK.
SO WHAT TIME DO YOU
CLOSE UP HERE?
IN A LITTLE WHILE.
WH-WHAT'S A JARHEAD?
OH, THAT'S JUST WHAT
WE CALL OURSELVES.
YOU SEE, I'M A UNITED STATES
MARINE.
IT'S OK IF WE SAY IT,
BUT IF A SQUID SAYS IT--
YOU KNOW, A SAILOR--
THEN IT'S FIST CITY.
BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT
IF A WOMAN SAYS IT,
ESPECIALLY IF SHE CAN
SING AS GOOD AS YOU CAN.
OH, THANKS.
THANKS VERY MUCH...
JARHEAD.
SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
ROSE.
ROSE FENNY.
ROSE'S CAFE.
YOU OWN THIS PLACE.
NO. MY MOTHER DOES.
HER NAME'S ROSE,
SAME AS ME,
SAME AS
MY GRANDMOTHER.
THAT'S NICE.
SO YOU'RE A MARINE, HUH?
YES, MA'AM.
EDWARD BAINES BIRDLACE?
OK, OK.
IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY.
I'M SORRY.
IT'S A NICE NAME.
THANKS.
GOSH, YOU--YOU
LOOK SO ANGRY.
OH, I'M NOT ANGRY.
I'M JUST READY.
READY FOR WHAT?
READY FOR...ANYTHING.
HEY. DATE OF BIRTH--
NOVEMBER 26, 1944.
THAT'S SOON.
TODAY'S THE 21st.
THIS MONDAY.
19 BIG ONES.
WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
CORPORAL, UM, BIRDLACE.
GEE, THANKS.
UH-OH.
I BETTER
SHOVE OFF HERE SOON.
GOT TO GO TO A PARTY.
BIRTHDAY PARTY?
NAH, JUST...
SORT OF A REGULAR PARTY.
SAY, MAYBE YOU'D
LIKE TO GO WITH ME.
ACTUALLY,
I'M STILL WORKING.
SURE. RIGHT.
I UNDERSTAND.
NO. I'VE--I'VE
GOT TO BE HERE
TILL CLOSING TONIGHT.
ROSE, LISTEN.
I'M A MARINE,
AND MARINES ARE JERKS.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
NOW, IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO GO WITH ME,
JUST SAY SO.
IT'S JUST, MY MOM
WOULD BE ALONE.
WELL, I--I DON'T WANT TO
GET ANYONE IN TROUBLE
WITH THEIR OLD LADY,
SO...
IT WAS NICE
TO HAVE MET YOU, ROSE.
NICE TO HAVE MET YOU.
BYE.
ROSE?
YOU SING REAL GOOD,
REAL GOOD.
SHIT.
YOU ALMOST DONE,
HONEY?
WHAT IS THIS, WEDNESDAY?
I WONDER WHAT'S
ON TELEVISION TONIGHT.
WE'LL GO UPSTAIRS
AND WATCH SOMETHING NICE.
PLUS I GOT SOME
NEW GREEN STAMPS
YOU CAN PUT INTO THE, UH--
EXCUSE ME.
I LOVE A WOMEN THAT TAKES
PRIDE IN THE WAY SHE LOOKS.
GO AWAY.
EDDIE!
I'M GOING
WITH YOU, OK?
THIS IS GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?
WHAT ABOUT HER?
OH, THIS IS GREAT.
I'M GOING TO GO
GET CHANGED NOW.
OK.
WHAT KIND
OF PARTY IS THIS?
A PARTY PARTY.
A DRESS-UP PARTY?
YES,
A DRESS-UP PARTY.
OK.
LISTEN, ROSE,
WHY DON'T YOU BRING
YOUR GUITAR ALONG?
NO. I'M NOT READY
TO SING
IN FRONT
OF AN AUDIENCE YET.
WELL, THAT'S FINE, TOO.
IT'LL BE GREAT
JUST TO HAVE YOU ALONG.
OK.
ROSIE?
I'M GOING OUT.
I'M GOING TO A PARTY, OK?
THERE'S STILL
ALL THIS WORK TO DO.
I'LL DO IT
BEFORE WE OPEN, MOM.
ROSE...
I PROMISE.
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ MARRIED MAN
WILL KEEP YOUR SECRET ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ SINGLE BOY WILL TALK
ABOUT YOU ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
OHH!
♪♪ SINGLE MAN
WILL KEEP YOUR SECRET ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ MARRIED MAN
WILL TALK ABOUT YOU ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ WELL, A MARRIED MAN'S
AN EASY RIDER ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ SINGLE BOY
GETS ALL EXCITED ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY ♪♪
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO ♪♪
JESUS GOD.
♪♪ HEY, LOLLY,
LOLLY LO... ♪♪♪♪
YOU LOOK GREAT.
YEAH?
OH, OUTSTANDING.
THANKS.
I'M REALLY GLAD
I DECIDED TO COME.
OH, GREAT.
ME, TOO.
IT'S REALLY NICE TO GET AWAY
FROM THE RESTAURANT,
FROM MY MOM.
OH, IT'S NOT LIKE
I HATE HER OR ANYTHING.
IT'S JUST,
HER WHOLE LIFE'S
THE RESTAURANT.
I DON'T WANT
TO BE LIKE THAT.
I DON'T BLAME YOU
A BIT, ROSE.
I DON'T
BLAME YOU A BIT.
OH,THE TROUBLE
WITH MIMI.
DID YOU SEE THIS?
NO. I DON'T GO
TO FLICKS MUCH.
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING
THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY.
WHEN THERE ARE PEOPLE
RIGHT NOW IN THIS COUNTRY
WHO ARE FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES
AND FOR THEIR FREEDOM,
WHILE HERE WE ARE
JUST WATCHING THIS TRASH,
WHICH DOESN'T
MEAN ANYTHING.
YEAH. THEN WHY
DO YOU SEE IT?
MY MOM.
OH, SHE LOVED IT.
WE DON'T AGREE
ON ANYTHING LATELY.
SHE'S JUST CONTENT,
YOU KNOW, LIVING HER LIFE.
I DON'T WANT TO--
I WANT TO HAVE
AN EFFECT ON THE WORLD.
I WANT TO GET OUT THERE
AND GET INVOLVED.
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'D LIKE TO DO?
I WANT TO JOIN
THE PEACE CORPS...
OR MAYBE GO DOWN SOUTH
AND HELP OUT THERE OR...
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S--IT'S JUST
SO FRUSTRATING.
YEAH, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
I'M REALLY GLAD
I DECIDED TO COME.
ME, TOO.
IT'S JUST REALLY NICE
TO TALK TO SOMEONE.
IT'S REALLY NICE.
IT IS.
BIG PARTY!
YOU KNOW, ROSE,
YOU HAVE REALLY NICE LIPS.
WHAT?
I JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YA,
YOU GOT NICE LIPS.
YOU WEARING LIPSTICK?
YES.
YEAH? IT'S KIND OF
WEARING DOWN THERE, I SEE.
IT IS?
YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
GOT MORE?
SHOULD I PUT
SOME MORE ON?
SURE.
OK.
OK.
HERE. LET ME TRY.
CAN I, PLEASE?
OK.
THANKS.
UM...
EDDIE...
HOLD STILL.
EDDIE...EEH.
YOU PUT ON LIPSTICK
ABOUT AS GOOD
AS I DO.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO PUT LIPSTICK
ON THE LIPS.
OH, IT'S ALL
OVER MY--
IT'S ALL OVER
MY MOUTH NOW.
UH-OH.
WAIT. MAYBE
I CAN FIX THIS. OK.
IT'S ALL OVER
THE PLACE.
THERE. THAT'S
BETTER, RIGHT?
NEVER MIND.
NEVER MIND.
FORGET ABOUT IT.
YOU LOOK FINE.
YEAH. YEAH. YOU THINK
I LOOK OK?
AH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
THE NITELITE.
WOW, LOOKS LIKE
A PRETTY FANCY
PLACE, HUH?
ROSE,
THIS PARTY'S
REALLY NO BIG DEAL.
WE DON'T HAVE TO
GO IN HERE.
OH, I'D LIKE TO.
NO. THERE--
YEAH.
WELL, WE CAN GO
SOMEWHERE ELSE
IF YOU JUST WANT
TO DANCE.
THAT'S OK.
ALL RIGHT,
COME ON.
JUST BE QUIET.
HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
THANKS A LOT.
FRIEND OF YOURS?
COME ON.
GOOD EVENING,
CORPORAL BIRDLACE.
GOOD EVENING, MA'AM.
FINE WOMAN YOU GOT
THERE, CORPORAL.
I'LL BE SURE
TO INCLUDE THIS
IN MY REPORT TO
THE INSPECTOR GENERAL.
THANK YOU, SIR.
GOOD LUCK,
CORPORAL.
WAIT A SECOND.
I JUST WANT TO...
YOU LOOK GREAT.
OH...REALLY?
REALLY. YOU DO.
OH...
OK.
LET'S HIT IT.
YOU WANT A PARTY?
YOU GOT YOURSELF A PARTY.
♪♪ YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY
I'VE GOT TO GET BACK ♪♪
♪♪ TO THAT SUGAR SHACK ♪♪
♪♪ WHOA, BABY, TO THAT
SUGAR SHACK ♪♪
♪♪ YEAH, HONEY ♪♪
HEY, BIRDLACE!
HEY, ZAWORSKY!
♪♪ TO THAT SUGAR SHACK ♪♪
♪♪ AND NOW
THAT SUGAR SHACK QUEEN... ♪♪
THIS IS ROSE.
HI, ROSE.
HI, ROSE.
WELCOME TO PARADISE,
CORPORAL.
THANK YOU,
CORPORAL.
♪♪ JUST SIT AROUND AND DREAM
OF THOSE OLD MEMORIES ♪♪
♪♪ AH, BUT ONE OF THESE DAYS
I'M GONNA LAY DOWN TRACKS ♪♪
♪♪ IN THE DIRECTION
OF THAT SUGAR SHACK ♪♪
♪♪ JUST ME AND HER, YES,
WE'RE GONNA GO BACK ♪♪
♪♪ TO THAT SUGAR SHACK ♪♪
♪♪ WHOA, OH,
TO THAT SUGAR SHACK ♪♪♪♪
TO THE 4 BEES!
AND THEIR LADIES.
AND THEIR GIRLS.
SEMPER FI.
SEMPER FI!
THAT'S ONLY 3 BEES--
BERZIN, BENJAMIN,
AND BIRDLACE.
MY NAME'S BUELL.
THEY JUST
CALL ME OKIE.
YOU 4 HAVE ALL BEEN FRIENDS
SINCE BOOT CAMP?
NO. IN BOOT CAMP, YOU
LINE UP ACCORDING TO HEIGHT.
IN I.T.R.--
THAT'S INFANTRY TRAINING
AFTER BOOT CAMP--
IT'S ALPHABETICAL ORDER,
SO WE WERE ALWAYS
LINING UP TOGETHER.
GOT TO BE PRETTY TIGHT.
PRETTY SOON EVERYONE
STARTED CALLING US
THE 4 BEES.
AND, UH, WE'VE STUCK
TOGETHER SINCE THEN.
SO, YOU GOT TO BE FRIENDS
FROM STANDING IN LINE?
HA HA.
WELL, I'M VERY HAPPY
TO HAVE MET YOU ALL.
I REALLY AM.
WHERE'S
OUR FUCKING DRINKS?
YOU GUYS REALLY LIKE
TO SWEAR, DON'T YOU?
NO. WE LIKE
TO DRINK.
NO BIG THING, ROSE.
IT'S JUST WORDS.
AFTER A WHILE,
YOU DON'T EVEN HEAR IT.
DON'T MEAN SHIT.
Waitress: MAKE ROOM
FOR ANOTHER ROUND.
NO. I'VE ALREADY HAD 2.
HONEY, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.
IT'S JUST A MAI TAI.
IT'S A VERY WEAK DRINK.
TRUST ME.
YOU WON'T GET DRUNK.
RIGHT. DRINK UP.
I'LL TAKE ANOTHER
ONE OF THOSE DOUBLES
FOR ME, HONEY.
Man: GENTLEMEN, EVERYONE
ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
THANKS.
OK. GENTLEMEN,
I SAY WE DANCE.
Eddie: RIGHT.
YEAH. CARE TO DANCE,
MISS TWO BEARS?
COME ON, DARLING.
LET'S HIT IT.
RUTH, LET'S SEE IF WE
CAN MAKE A RAIN STORM.
LET'S SHOW THEM
WHAT WE GOT.
ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
NO.
WELL, YOU SURE
SEEM MAD.
ROSE, I'M HAPPIER THAN
A 2-PECKERED OWL.
IT'S THE FUCKING
WAITRESS.
COME ON, EDDIE.
LET'S DANCE.
YEAH, YEAH, ROSE AND I
WILL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.
SHE HAS TO FINISH
HER DRINK STILL.
COME ON, HONEY.
GET OFF YOUR ASS
AND DANCE.
YOU GOT SOME TOUGH
COMPETITION OUT THERE.
♪♪ MY SWEETFRAULEIN
DOWN IN BERLIN TOWN ♪♪
♪♪ MAKES MY HEART
START TO YEARN ♪♪
♪♪ AND MY CHINA DOLL
DOWN IN OLD HONG KONG ♪♪
♪♪ WAITS FOR MY RETURN ♪♪
♪♪ PRETTY POLYNESIAN BABY,
OVER THE SEA... ♪♪
HAVING A GOOD TIME,
CORPORAL BIRDLEGS?
YEAH, YEAH.
CARRY ON, ASSHOLE.
BIRDLEGS?
IT'S JUST
A NICKNAME.
WAITRESS!
DON'T DRINK ANY MORE.
TALK TO ME.
WHAT KIND
OF A BIRD IS THAT?
IT'S A BLUEBIRD,
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
THE BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS.
SEE? IT FLIES.
CARRIES ME AWAY
FROM ALL THE TROUBLES
AND TAKES ME TO WHERE
IT'S ALL HAPPY.
CROCK OF SHIT.
DOES IT EVER WORK?
LET'S GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE.
I THOUGHT WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO DANCE.
ROSE, YOU'RE A NICE GIRL.
THIS IS A FUCKED UP PLACE.
I'D LIKE TO DANCE.
COME ON.
LET'S HIT IT,
BIRDLEGS.
♪♪ ...DEPART ♪♪
♪♪ I KNOW IT'S SO ♪♪
♪♪ AND YET I KNOW ♪♪
♪♪ I CAN'T GET YOU
OUT OF MY HEART ♪♪
♪♪ YOU-OU-OU-OU ♪♪
♪♪ MADE ME LEAVE
MY HAPPY HOME ♪♪
♪♪ YOU TOOK MY LOVE,
AND NOW YOU'VE GONE ♪♪
♪♪ SINCE I FELL FOR YOU ♪♪
WHAT DO YOU
GIVE HER?
A 4.
A 4?
4? SHE'S NOT EVEN A WOMAN,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
BULLSHIT.
SHE'S A FUCKING
GUY IN DRAG.
HOW CAN YOU
GIVE HER A 4?
I'LL BE SON OF A BITCH,
THAT IS A GUY.
I'LL GIVE HIM A 7.
YOU HAVING
A GOOD TIME?
OH, YES.
♪♪ WELL, IT'S TOO BAD ♪♪
♪♪ AND IT'S TOO SAD ♪♪
WELL, WHAT
HAVE WE HERE?
OH...OH...
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
THAT SON OF A BITCH.
LOOK AT HER.
OWW...
SHE'S NICE.
WELL, GENTLEMEN, I THINK
WE GOT A WINNER HERE.
BERZIN WINS.
HEY, BERZIN...
WINNER!
BIG 10.
10.
♪♪ I'M STILL
IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪♪
♪♪ WELL, I... ♪♪
OOH...
WHAT'S WRONG?
NOTHING.
OH, JESUS.
OHH. HOW MANY
POINTS FOR THAT?
HONORABLE MENTION.
WHOA, HERE'S THE MAN!
WHERE'S
THE MONEY?
UNBELIEVABLE.
SHE WAS
UNBELIEVABLE, MAN.
WHERE THE FUCK
DID YOU FIND HER?
OH, MAN, CORPORAL, THAT'S
TOP-FUCKING-SECRET.
CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
GOD, WAS
SHE BUTT-UGLY.
IT'S
A WELL-DESERVED WIN.
THAT'S 4 IN A ROW.
NOBODY IN THE ENTIRE
FUCKING MARINE CORP
EVER WON 4 IN A ROW.
WELL, I'D SAY I'M
ONE LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
I THINK YOU'RE ONE
LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER.
NO HARD FEELINGS,
BENJAMIN.
EAT MY ASS.
OH, FUCK YOU, TOO.
OH, BOY.
OH, BOY.
OH, BOY. OH, BOY.
♪♪ ALTHOUGH
HE GIVES ME A FEELING ♪♪
♪♪ THAT SETS
MY HEART A-REELIN' ♪♪
♪♪ YET IT'S EASIER... ♪♪
♪♪♪ EASIER SAID THAN DONE ♪♪♪
Woman: ONLY 50?
Berzin: COME ON, MARCIE.
CUT ME SOME SLACK,
WILL YOU?
SLACK? NO, YOU FIND "SLACK"
IN THE DICTIONARY
BETWEEN "SHIT"
AND "SYPHILIS."
WHAT ABOUT
THE CAB FARE?
I PAID 8 BUCKS
FOR THAT CAB.
HEY, BERZIN,
THIS AIN'T THE CHAPLAIN
YOU'RE TALKING TO.
YOU COME TO ME FOR HELP.
I HELP...FOR HALF THE MONEY.
THAT WAS THE DEAL.
SO DON'T BE GIVING ME NO SHIT
ABOUT A FUCKING CAB.
SHIT? I'M NOT GIVING
YOU FUCKING SHIT,
YOU GODDAMN SLUT.
TAKE YOUR GODDAMN
MONEY.
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
GOD--
YOU FUCKING JARHEADS.
YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES.
WHAT'S WRONG,
MARCIE?
THE MAN'S AN ASSHOLE.
THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG.
HE COMES TO ME,
HE SAYS, "HEY, GUMS,
HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO MAKE 50 BUCKS,
AND YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO NOBODY?"
SO I SAY, "YEAH?
WHAT'S THE CATCH?"
"NO CATCH." SO HE TELLS ME
ABOUT THIS DOGFIGHT THING,
RIGHT? SO I SAY, "SURE."
I EVEN OFFER NOT
TO WEAR MY TEETH, RIGHT?
OH, I'M SORRY.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
AW, SHIT. NEVER MIND.
NO.
I'D LIKE TO HEAR.
IT'S NOT REALLY
AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS,
ALL RIGHT?
FREE COCKTAIL,
FREE BEER,
AND THEY GOT
TO BE POLITE.
THOSE ARE THE RULES.
THEY GOT TO BE POLITE.
WHAT RULES?
THE RULES
OF THE DOGFIGHT.
SEE, THEY EACH
PUT IN SOME MONEY
LIKE 50, 70,
75 BUCKS--
WHO DOES?
THE--THE ASSHOLES,
THE MARINES.
AND OUT OF THAT
THEY RENT THE JOINT,
PAY FOR THE FOOD
AND THE BOOZE,
AND THE REST OF THE MONEY
GOES FOR PRIZE MONEY.
THE THING THAT GETS ME IS HOW
GREAT THEY THINK THEY LOOK.
HAH! YOU EVER SEEN
SUCH A PACK OF PUKES
IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE?
THERE'S PRIZE MONEY?
THAT'S RIGHT, HONEY.
THE UGLIEST WOMAN
WINS 100 BUCKS
FOR THE GUY WHO--
THE GUY WHO BRINGS HER.
I'M THE UGLIEST,
SO I WIN.
ONLY, SEE, I AIN'T
REALLY THAT UGLY.
YOU OUGHT TO SEE ME
WHEN I'M REALLY
DRESSED UP.
OH, GOD,
THIS IS AWFUL.
MARCIE, YOU MUST
FEEL TERRIBLE.
IT'S NOT SO BAD.
AT LEAST
I GOT 50 BUCKS.
ALL YOU GOT WAS SICK.
♪♪ MARY LOU... ♪♪♪♪
HEY!
HOW YOU DOING
THERE, SHITBIRD?
GOOD.
YOU JUST WON
HONORABLE MENTION.
THAT'S 26 BUCKS
IN PRIZE MONEY.
IT'S A GOOD THING
SHE PUKED UP IN THERE,
OR WE'D HAVE TO
GIVE IT TO FECTOR.
YEAH!
HEY, IT'S
A HELLUVA LOT BETTER
THAN A BAYONET
UP YOUR ASS.
ALWAYS.
HEY!
DON'T "HEY" ME.
DON'T YOU DARE "HEY" ME.
YOU ARE A CRUEL,
HEARTLESS,
IGNORANT CREEP.
AND IF I WERE A MAN,
I WOULD BEAT YOU
TO A PULP.
WHO GAVE YOU
THE RIGHT
TO TREAT PEOPLE
LIKE THIS?
IT'S VICIOUS!
ALL OF YOU
ARE JUST VICIOUS!
I'M SORRY!
HOW CAN YOU BE SORRY?
YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS.
YOU'RE JUST
A WORTHLESS EXCUSE
FOR A HUMAN BEING.
HEY, THAT'S MY SHIPMATE!
SHUT UP, YOU CREEP!
YOUR APOLOGY
MEANS NOTHING TO ME.
EVERYTHING OUT OF
YOUR MOUTH TONIGHT
HAS BEEN JUST
ROTTEN, DIRTY LIES.
AND I'M SORRY THAT
I EVER MET YOU.
OK.
GOD, WHAT A BITCH.
WHERE DID YOU
FIND HER?
JERK!
FOR CHRIST SAKES.
WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT ABOUT?
Okie: JESUS CHRIST!
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE
TO CONTROL YOUR WOMAN.
ROSE.
WHAT?
IT'S 8:30.
WHAT KIND OF A PARTY
ENDS SO EARLY?
I DECIDED
TO COME HOME EARLY.
DID YOU HAVE
A GOOD TIME?
YEAH. IT WAS NICE.
I'M GOING TO GO
PRACTICE MY GUITAR.
NOT TOO LOUD, OK?
Man: REPENT!
HEY, WATCH YOURSELF.
REPENT!
REPENT!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
WITH THAT BULLSHIT.
CARTOONS FOR ADULTS!
I LOVE WINNING,
CORPORAL!
IT FEELS
SO FUCKING GOOD.
HERE.
I GOT YOU A BEER.
QUIT EYE-FUCKING ME.
JESUS! THEY GOT THESE
FUCKING THINGS TIMED.
FIRST IT STOPS JUST WHEN
SHE TAKES OFF HER BRA.
NOW IT STOPS JUST AS SHE
TAKES OFF HER PANTIES.
THAT REALLY
PISSES ME OFF!
LET'S PUT ON OUR HAT,
BELLY UP
TO THAT HOLSTER.
WHY, YOU LOOK LIKE
DADDY'S LITTLE COWGIRL.
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING TO REMEMBER
DURING A WILD WEST
SHOOTOUT?
KILL, KILL, KILL.
THAT'S RIGHT. NOW LET'S
GET INTO OUR POSITION,
LINE THAT
SON OF A BITCH UP...
DRAW!
KILL! KILL! KILL!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
I GOT TO TALK TO HIM.
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?
THE DOGFIGHT'S OVER.
FORGET ABOUT THAT SHIT.
OK, NOW HALF-MAST
THOSE SKIVVIES.
BITCH!
FUCKING MACHINE!
WHAT, YOU JUST
LEARN TO WALK?
OKIE, GIVE ME
ANOTHER NICKEL.
ALL RIGHT, BUT I
GET TO SEE, TOO.
OK.
I'M SERIOUS--
I'M SERIOUS.
GIVE IT TO ME.
HEY, WHERE THE FUCK
DID BIRDLACE GO?
TELL ME NOW.
HE TOOK OFF.
HE SAID HE'D MEET US
AT NAVY BILL'S.
IF I DON'T SEE HER ASS,
I'M GOING TO HUMP YOU.
Joan Baez: ♪♪ DON'T SING
LOVE SONGS ♪♪
♪♪ YOU'LL WAKE MY MOTHER ♪♪
♪♪ SHE'S SLEEPING HERE ♪♪
♪♪ RIGHT BY MY SIDE ♪♪
♪♪ AND IN HER
RIGHT HAND ♪♪
♪♪ A SILVER DAGGER ♪♪
♪♪ SHE SAYS THAT I ♪♪
♪
♪♪ CAN'T BE YOUR BRIDE ♪
♪♪ ALL MEN ARE FALSE ♪♪
♪♪ SAYS MY MOTHER ♪♪
♪♪ THEY'LL TELL YOU
WICKED ♪♪
♪♪ LOVIN' LIES... ♪♪
♪♪ THE VERY NEXT EVENING ♪♪
♪♪ HE'LL COURT ANOTHER ♪♪
GOD!
WHOA!
♪♪ OH, TO PINE
AND SIGH... ♪♪
Mother: ROSIE, WHAT IS IT?
WHO'S OUT THERE?
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S JUST CAPTAIN.
♪♪ A HANDSOME DEVIL ♪♪
♪♪ HE'S GOT A CHAIN ♪♪
♪♪ 5 MILES LONG ♪♪
♪♪ AND ON EVERY LINK ♪♪
♪♪♪ A HEART DOES DANGLE ♪
♪♪ OF ANOTHER MAID ♪♪
♪♪ HE'S LOVED
AND WRONGED ♪♪
♪♪ GO COURT ANOTHER
TENDER MAIDEN... ♪♪
HERE.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON. HERE.
GOOD BOY. YEAH.
YOU'RE A BIG FUCKER,
AREN'T YOU?
YEAH? WANT SOME?
LOOK AT THOSE EARS.
♪♪ AND I DECIDED ♪♪
♪♪ TO SLEEP ALONE ♪♪
♪♪ ALL OF MY LIFE ♪♪♪♪
OK, EASY.
OH! UNH!
MOTHERFUCKER!
OH M--
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
PRETTY HOKEY, ISN'T IT?
I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT
YOU'D LIKE IT.
DID I WIN ANYTHING?
NOTHING.
YOU WERE DISQUALIFIED.
LIAR.
ROSE, I SWEAR.
WHAT ABOUT
THOSE OTHER GIRLS?
WHAT ABOUT THEM?
WHAT ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS?
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT
THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS?
THEY DIDN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
BESIDES,
YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
I'VE BEEN TO 6
DIFFERENT DOGFIGHTS.
YOU'RE THE FIRST GIRL
I EVER TRIED TO TALK
OUT OF GOING.
YOU DID NOT.
YES, MA'AM.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER?
IN FRONT OF
THE NITELITE?
I TRIED TO STOP YOU,
AND BEFORE
DANCING, TOO.
BECAUSE WHEN YOU DANCE,
THAT'S FINAL JUDGING.
THAT'S CRAZY.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
THERE'S A LOT OF SHIT
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T APOLOGIZE, EVER,
AND I CAME ALL
THE FUCK WAY BACK HERE
TO APOLOGIZE,
AND I DON'T
UNDERSTAND THAT.
I WANTED TO TAKE YOU
OUT TO DINNER
AND TRY TO MAKE THINGS
UP TO YOU
IF AT ALL POSSIBLE,
AND I'M STANDING HERE
NOW, FEELING LIKE
A GODDAMN IDIOT,
SO....FUCK IT.
IF YOU DON'T
WANT ME AROUND HERE
AND IF I'M JUST
A PAIN IN YOUR ASS,
JUST TELL ME TO LEAVE
AND I'M GONE.
I WANT YOU
TO STOP SWEARING.
OK.
OK.
OK, WHAT?
OK, LET'S
GO TO DINNER,
BUT IF THIS IS SOME PART
OF YOUR DOGFIGHT,
I'LL KILL YOU.
NO, ROSE, IT'S NOT.
I PROMISE,
IT'LL BE JUST YOU AND I
AT A NICE JOINT
HAVING A NICE DINNER.
AND WE WON'T EVER MENTION
THIS DOGFIGHT AGAIN.
ROGER THAT.
IT'LL JUST BE LIKE
A REGULAR DATE,
JUST 2 REGULAR PEOPLE
ON A REGULAR DATE.
RIGHT.
WELL, KNOWING BIRDLACE,
HE'S PROBABLY OUT
LOOKING FOR SOME ACTION.
SPEAKING OF ACTION...
WHOA! HO.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
LIKE THAT
LOST TO A DETACHMENT
OF DECK APES!
WELL, I THOUGHT
I SMELLED SQUID SHIT.
I SMELL IT.
HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO EAT MY SHIT?
HUH, FUCKING JARHEAD?
Man: FIGHT! FIGHT!
Driver: MARKET AND POWELL.
GET OUT HERE?
YEAH.
I THINK
I KNOW A PLACE.
HERE.
WE CAN DO BETTER.
EDDIE, THIS IS
A NICE RESTAURANT.
WE CAN
DO BETTER.
CAN I HELP YOU?
YEAH. EXCUSE ME.
DINNER FOR TWO.
DO YOU HAVE
A RESERVATION?
YES. MY SECRETARY
CALLED IN. GILMORE.
NOT THAT THAT
SHOULD MATTER,
BEING THERE'S PLENTY
OF ROOM, AS I SEE.
YES, SIR, THERE IS,
BUT I'M AFRAID THAT
UNLESS YOU HAVE A JACKET,
I CAN'T SEAT YOU.
WELL, I'M WEARING A JACKET.
YOU'RE WEARING
A WINDBREAKER, SIR.
I WAS SPEAKING
OF A DINNER JACKET
OR AT LEAST A TIE
AND A SPORTS COAT.
COULDN'T YOU JUST
PUT US IN THE BACK
IN THE CORNER SOMEWHERE
OUT OF THE WAY?
IT'S MY LAST NIGHT
STATESIDE,
AND I WANTED TO TAKE
MY GIRL OUT TO DINNER.
I'M SORRY, SIR,
BUT IT'S A RULE
STRICTLY ENFORCED.
WELL, THANK YOU.
THAT MAN'S A PRICK!
HE WAS DOING
HIS JOB.
BULLSHIT! JUST LIKE
A SECOND LIEUTENANT--
YOU GIVE THEM A LITTLE POWER,
AND THEY'LL ROLL IN IT
LIKE DOGS IN SHIT.
MAKES THEM
FEEL LIKE WOLVES
INSTEAD OF THE STUPID
LITTLE FUCKING LAP DOG
THAT HE IS.
I'M GONNA BURN
HIS ASS.
EDDIE, WHAT
IS THE PROBLEM?
I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO HAVE A NICE, NORMAL DATE.
OH, THERE'S NO PROBLEM,
JUST A MAN
WITH A MISSION.
WHAT KIND OF MISSION?
YOU AND ME
AGAINST THE PRICKS.
ARE YOU WITH ME?
IT HAS JUST BEEN
THE CRAZIEST NIGHT.
EDDIE'S GRANDFATHER DIES,
AND THE NEXT THING WE KNOW,
WE'RE HEADED FOR MIDNIGHT MASS.
PUT THAT BACK
WHERE IT BELONGS.
YES, MA'AM.
AND HE JUST DOESN'T HAVE
APPROPRIATE FUNERAL WEAR
HANGING IN HIS CLOSET.
I UNDERSTAND, BUT IT'S LATE.
WE WERE ASLEEP.
I KNOW
AND I'M VERY SORRY.
IT'S JUST, WE WOULD
JUST LIKE ONE JACKET
SO THAT EDDIE
CAN LOOK HIS BEST.
PLEASE, DARLING,
HURRY.
OK, DARLING.
I'M HURRYING
AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
EDDIE'S HAVING TROUBLE
MAKING DECISIONS.
HE'S A LITTLE SHOOK UP.
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?
THEY'RE GOING
TO A FUNERAL.
I TELL YOU, ROSE, THAT
WAS OUTSTANDING BULLSHIT.
I WAS REALLY IMPRESSED.
IT WASN'T EASY WITH YOU
THROWING JACKETS ALL OVER.
AHEM!
GOOD EVENING.
DINNER FOR TWO,
PLEASE.
THANKS.
OH, LOOK.
IT'S SO NICE,
SO CLEAN.
SHH!
ROSE, WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THIS ONE?
HEY, FRIENDLY.
OVER HERE.
THIS WILL BE
JUST FINE, THANKS.
PLEASE.
IT'S MY PLEASURE.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOU'VE BEEN
SO WONDERFUL.
HERE. THIS IS FOR
YOU--A BUCK.
THAT WON'T
BE NECESSARY, SIR.
OH, PLEASE,
I INSIST!
YOU'RE WORTH A BUCK.
NOW, ISN'T HE?
SEE? YOUARE
WORTH A BUCK.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR YOUR TIME
AND EFFORT, SIR.
JUST WAIT TILL I'M
THROUGH WITH HIM--
HE'S NOT GOING TO KNOW
WHETHER TO SHIT OR GO BLIND.
EDDIE, YOU'VE HAD
YOUR FUN.
WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO DO THIS?
WHAT?
LISTEN, ROSE.
SOMEONE DUMPS ON ME
5 POUNDS,
I DUMP BACK 50.
ALL RIGHT?
I'M NOT THROUGH
WITH THAT JACK-OFF, YET.
OK, EDDIE, IF YOU'RE
GOING TO SPEND
THE REST OF THE NIGHT
TRYING TO MAKE THIS MAN
MISERABLE,
I'M GOING TO GO HOME.
WHAT?
YEAH, I'M SERIOUS.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
WE CAME HERE TO HAVE
A NICE DINNER.
AND I'D LIKE SOME RESPECT
FROM THAT MAN.
THAT'S ALL.
YOU DESERVE RESPECT, TOO.
WE'RE PAYING JUST LIKE
EVERYONE ELSE
IN THIS FUCKING JOINT.
THAT'S HOW
YOU GET RESPECT?
PEOPLE ARE SUCH
GODDAMN IDIOTS.
I KNOW THEY ARE,
BUT WHAT IS THE POINT
IN SPENDING ALL
YOUR TIME AND ENERGY
TRYING TO GET EVEN
WITH EVERYBODY
THAT MAKES YOU ANGRY?
BECAUSE IT FEELS GREAT,
THAT'S WHY,
IT FEELS FUCKING GREAT.
ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE'S
AN ASSHOLE--
AND WHAT'S THE POINT
OF EVERY WORD
THAT COMES
OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
BE A CURSE WORD?
HMM.
WELL, ARE YOU READY
TO ORDER NOW?
NO.
YES, GODDAMN IT.
I'M GOING TO HAVE
THE--
THE FUCKING
POACHED SALMON
WITH THE SON-OF-A-
BITCHING RICE AND, UH...
AND--AND
A DIRTY-BASTARD SALAD
WITH A...WITH A SHITLOAD
OF ROQUEFORT DRESSING.
THANK YOU.
AND WHO KNOWS WHAT
THIS ASSHOLE WANTS.
UH...
I'LL JUST TAKE
A FUCKING BEER.
Rose: THANK YOU.
THAT'S ALL YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE,
A BEER?
YEAH.
YOU MUST BE STARVED.
NAH,
I'M NOT STARVED.
HERE YOU ARE.
THANK YOU.
I'LL JUST PUT THIS
OVER HERE FOR NOW.
POACHED SALMON
AND RICE PILAF.
MMM.
OH, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL?
YEAH. THAT LOOKS GOOD,
REAL GOOD.
SEE, YOU ARE HUNGRY.
WHY DIDN'T YOU
ORDER ANYTHING?
I COULDN'T PAY FOR IT.
I CAN PAY FOR THAT,
AND I CAN PAY FOR THIS,
BUT THAT'S ALL
TILL PAYDAY.
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
THANKS.
I'M GOING
TO HIT THE HEAD.
OK. I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE.
I KNOW THAT HE WAS
SO RUDE TO YOU.
A-HA!
I KNOW, BUT I DON'T
THINK IT'S FAIR
TO PREJUDGE PEOPLE
ON HOW THEY LOOK
OR HOW THEY'RE DRESSED.
DON'T YOU THINK?
MMM.
THANK YOU.
GOOD NIGHT.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GRINNING ABOUT?
I WAS JUST WONDERING
WHAT YOU'D LOOK LIKE
WITH YOUR HAIR
A LITTLE LONGER
AND WITHOUT THAT--
THAT BRUISE
ON YOUR FACE.
WELL, NOT MUCH BETTER.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
YOU KNOW,
WE'VE GOT A SAYING--
SHOT AT AND MISSED.
SHIT AT AND HIT.
THAT'S ME.
OOH.
SO, I SHOULD, UH,
TAKE YOU HOME SOON.
RIGHT?
IT'S KIND OF LATE.
I DON'T KNOW.
I FEEL LIKE WALKING.
YOU FEEL LIKE WALKING?
SURE.
AHH.
THANKS FOR DINNER.
OH, YOU'RE
SO WELCOME.
IT WAS REALLY NICE.
YEAH. IT WAS PROBABLY
THE MOST FRIGGING
EXPENSIVE MEAL
I EVER HAD.
♪♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,
A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪♪
♪♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,
A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪♪
♪♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,
A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪♪
♪♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,
A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪♪
♪♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,
A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪♪
♪♪ AAH AAH AAH AAH... ♪♪♪♪
SO WE HAD TO RELOCATE
TO MISSOURI.
AS SOON AS
I GOT THERE,
I TRIED TO JOIN
THE AIR FORCE,
BUT THEIR RECRUITER
WAS OUT TO LUNCH.
SO THE MARINE RECRUITER
SEES ME
PACING AROUND
THE POST OFFICE AND SAYS,
"ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU."
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT?
YEAH. SO I SAY,
"THAT'S QUITE A TRICK,
SEEING AS SHE'S DEAD."
THE RECRUITER SAYS,
"WELL, SHE SAID IT
BEFORE SHE DIED.
"SHE CALLED YOU AN
OVERSEXED, OVERTRAINED,
UNDERFED, UNDERPAID
KILLING MACHINE."
I THOUGHT
HE WAS CRAZY.
SO I ASKED HIM.
I SAID, "WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
AND HE SAYS, "SHE WAS
TALKING ABOUT MARINES,
AND YOU SURE AS HELL
LOOK LIKE A MARINE TO ME."
AND I THOUGHT
THAT WAS PRETTY NEAT,
SO I BOLTED HOME,
GOT THE OLD MAN,
BROUGHT HIM BACK,
AND HE SIGNED THOSE
PAPERS SO DAMN FAST
HE NEARLY
SPRAINED HIS WRIST.
WHOO.
I WAS A LITTLE SHIT
BACK THEN,
BUT I WAS ONLY 16.
I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE A LITTLE SHIT.
GEE, THANKS.
AH. THERE YOU GO.
IT'S A BEAUTY.
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.
I MEAN,
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING!
GET UP. ME NEXT.
OK, AND REMEMBER,
EXACT SAME BEE ON
THE EXACT SAME SPOT FOR HIM.
GOT'CHA.
OH, AND REMEMBER,
THERE'S ANOTHER
ONE OF US COMING--BIRDLEGS.
HE AIN'T HERE YET, BUT
EXACT SAME THING FOR HIM--
SAME SPOT AND SAME BEE.
YEAH. YEAH.
'CAUSE THERE'S 4 OF US
AND ALL, YOU KNOW--4 BEES.
THERE'S, UH, BIRDLACE
AND BERZIN.
MY NAME'S BUELL.
OW!
GODDAMN IT, OKIE!
LEAVE THE FUCKING
GUY ALONE,
FOR CHRIST SAKES.
HE'S BENJAMIN.
EDDIE, WILL I GET
TO SEE YOU SOME MORE?
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU WANT TO?
YEAH.
OK, THEN
I'LL TAKE YOU OUT
AS SOON
AS I GET BACK.
GET BACK FROM WHERE?
WELL,
I'M SHIPPING OUT
FIRST THING
TOMORROW MORNING.
GOING OVERSEAS.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
OKINAWA.
BUT I'M AIMING FOR
THIS OTHER PLACE.
IT'S A LITTLE
COUNTRY NEAR INDIA
CALLED VIETNAM.
YEAH. I THINK
I READ ABOUT IT.
AREN'T THEY FIGHTING THERE
OR SOMETHING?
NO, NOT REALLY.
WE'LL JUST BE THERE
AS ADVISERS
TO TEACH THEM HOW TO
TAKE CARE OF THE COMMIES.
THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
NAH. KICK A LITTLE ASS,
TAKE A FEW NAMES.
BE BACK IN A COUPLE
OF MONTHS.
EDDIE, WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST TELL ME BEFORE
THAT YOU WERE LEAVING?
I THOUGHT IT WOULD
SOUND LIKE BULLSHIT.
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING
JUST TO SAY TO--
TO GET INTO YOUR...
SKIVVIES.
WOULD YOU MIND
IF I WROTE YOU?
ME? HELL, NO.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO
THIS CLUB IN NORTH BEACH
CALLED
THE STILL LIFE CAFE?
I WANT TO SING THERE
ONE DAY
AND WHEN I WRITE ABOUT IT,
YOU'LL KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
YEAH. SURE.
WE DON'T HAVE TO.
I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE,
BUT IF YOU HAVE TO GET BACK
TO THE BASE, THAT'S OK.
NO. AS LONG AS I'M
BACK FOR FORMATION
FIRST THING IN THE
MORNING, IT'S FINE.
OK.
YOU GOT TO
WRITE ME, TOO.
I WILL.
YEAH?
YOU DON'T SEEM MUCH
LIKE THE
LETTER-WRITING KIND.
YOU OK?
I'M FINE.
I JUST DON'T
LIKE BLOOD.
AW...
LOOK. SORRY.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
Okie: YOU SURE
YOU'RE OK?
I'M FINE.
YOU'LL BE DONE SOON,
RIGHT?
REAL SOON.
IT'S LOOKING NICE, HUH?
Okie: THIS IS GREAT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE FINALLY DID IT.
WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT
GETTING THESE BEES
FOR 2 MONTHS.
THERE YOU GO.
IT'S A BEE.
IT'S MY BEE.
LOOKS GOOD.
BEAUTIFUL. NICE.
HA HA HA.
MY BEE IS SMILING.
BERZIN,
DOES YOUR BEE
HAVE A SMILE
ON HIS FACE?
THIS ONE
HAS A HUGE GRIN.
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S ME.
YOU SEE THE TITS
ON THIS BROAD?
NICE PAIR.
THIS IS GOING TO
LOOK THE SAME, RIGHT?
EXACT SAME BEE?
EXACT SAME SPOT?
PERFECT.
YOU EVER BEEN WITH SOMEBODY
WITH A PAIR TITS LIKE THAT?
SURE. HAVEN'T YOU?
YEAH, SURE.
REALLY?
YES.
OK.
HEY, OKIE, HOW YOU
DOING OVER HERE?
NO SWEAT.
WHERE'S FUCKING
BIRDLACE?
IT'S HIS TURN
VERY SOON.
I TELL YOU WHAT.
IF BIRDLACE
DOESN'T SHOW UP,
I'M GOING
TO GET HIS FOR HIM.
SO JIM SWAINE
DOESN'T EXIST,
AND YOU DON'T KNOW
WHO WOODY GUTHRIE IS
OR PETE SEEGER.
NO. IN FACT, THE ONLY
FOLK SINGERS I KNOW
IS PETER, PAUL,
AND MARY.
HA! LOOK,
THERE THEY ARE NOW.
VERY FUNNY.
PETER, PAUL,
AND MARY
ARE NOT REAL
FOLK SINGERS.
NO?
NO.
REAL FOLK SINGERS
WRITE THEIR
OWN STUFF,
SAY WHAT'S
ON THEIR MINDS.
THEY'RE THE ONES
WHO CAN
MAKE THINGS HAPPEN.
HOW'S THAT?
THEIR MUSIC CAN
CHANGE THE WORLD.
WELL, IF YOU WANT
TO CHANGE THE WORLD, ROSE,
WHY DON'T YOU
JOIN THE MARINES
AND START SHOOTING?
SHOOTING CHANGES THINGS
REAL QUICK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST SAID THAT.
WELL, I JUST DID.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
SHOOTING DOESN'T
SOLVE ANYTHING.
YOU SHOOT AT PEOPLE,
WELL, YOU GOT PEOPLE
SHOOTING BACK AT YOU.
WHEN YOU SING
TO PEOPLE,
YOUR MESSAGE GOES
STRAIGHT TO THE SOUL.
YOU OPEN UP A WHOLE
NEW POINT OF VIEW.
YOU DISARM THEM.
WELL, ALL I KNOW IS THAT
PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S
SENDING TROOPS
ACROSS THE BIG WATERS
TO MAKE SOME CHANGES
AND HE CERTAINLY DIDN'T
ISSUE THEM NO GUITARS.
WELL, THERE ARE PEOPLE
WHO DO USE MUSIC
OVER AGGRESSION.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
THE SONGWE SHALL OVERCOME?
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
WHAT--WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING?
I'M NOT LAUGHING.
YES, YOU ARE.
YOU THINK
THIS IS SOME JOKE?
I'LL BET YOU'VE NEVER
EVEN HEARD OF THIS SONG.
BULLSHIT.
BERZIN GOOFS ON IT
ALL THE TIME.
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
OH, ALL THAT PROVES
IS YOUR FRIEND BERZIN
IS NOT ONLY A CHEAT,
BUT A COMPLETE MORON.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
HEY, ROSE!
YOU JUST MET THE GUY.
YOU CALL HIM A CHEAT?
HE IS A CHEAT.
HE DIDN'T FIND MARCIE.
HE HIRED HER.
HE EVEN TOLD HER
NOT TO WEAR HER TEETH.
OH, COME ON.
HE DID.
I OVERHEARD THEM
FIGHTING ABOUT IT.
HE WAS TRYING TO CHISEL
HER OUT OF HER SHARE,
SO HE'S NOT ONLY A CHEAT
AND A MORON,
HE'S A CHEAPSKATE.
THAT SON OF A BITCH.
OH...
HEY! HOLD IT.
HOLD IT.
WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
I AIN'T GONNA SPEND
MY LAST FEW HOURS
STATESIDE
ARGUING WITH YOU.
ESPECIALLY YOU.
I LIKE YOU.
DAMN IT.
I'M SORRY IF, UH...
I'M SORRY IF I
UPSET YOU ANYWAY.
THAT SONG IS JUST
VERY IMPORTANT TO ME
AND I DON'T LIKE TO SEE IT
RIDICULED LIKE THAT.
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
I'M SORRY.
I'M--I'M SORRY.
I'M--I'M SORRY.
NO. I'M SORRY,
SO SHUT UP.
THANK YOU, BUT I'M
REALLY, REALLY SORRY,
SO YOU SHUT UP.
IT WAS 4 TIMES
WE PLAYED.
YEAH, I THINK,
JUST GIVE US THE WORD
AND WE'RE THERE.
JUST THE TWO OF YOU?
JUST THE TWO OF US.
SHE SINGS, I PLAY.
HI, BOB.
UM, I'M JUST GONNA
SHOW HIM AROUND, OK?
SURE.
OK.
WHERE'D
YOU PLAY?
OK, UM, WE PLAYED
OVER AT RUDY'S
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.
HE REALLY DUG US.
SO THIS IS IT.
Bob: YOU GUYS
HAVE A MANAGER?
NO. RIGHT NOW...
WELL, IT'S
INTERESTING.
IT'S NICE.
YEAH.
YOU EVER
SING HERE?
NO.
I'M WAITING FOR MY HAIR
TO GET A LITTLE LONGER
AND WRITE MY OWN STUFF.
THEN I'LL BE READY
TO HOOT.
HOOT?
HOOT.
WHAT'S THAT?
SHORT FOR
HOOTENANNY.
EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT,
ANYBODY CAN COME UP
ON STAGE AND SING,
AND IF BOB LIKES 'EM,
THEN HE MIGHT
ASK 'EM BACK
OR GIVE 'EM A GIG
OR SOMETHING.
WHY DON'T YOU
SING SOMETHING?
WHAT?
YEAH,
SING SOMETHING,
LIKE, LIKE--LIKE
THAT SONG YOU SANG
EARLIER AT THE CAFE.
I DON'T KNOW
THAT SONG VERY WELL.
THAT'S OK.
I JUST WANT TO
SEE YOU UP THERE.
UM...
WELL...
YOU'VE
GOT THE STAGE.
YOU'VE GOT ME
AS THE AUDIENCE.
SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SING?
PLEASE?
OK.
I DON'T KNOW PIANO
ALL THAT WELL.
THAT'S OK.
OH...
I'LL JUST PLAY IT
VERY SIMPLY.
THAT'S FINE.
OK.
♪♪ JUST A LITTLE-- ♪♪
UM...
♪♪ JUST A LITTLE RAIN ♪♪
♪♪ FALLING ALL AROUND ♪♪
♪♪ THE GRASS
LIFTS ITS HEAD ♪♪
♪♪ TO THE HEAVENLY SOUND ♪♪
♪♪ JUST A LITTLE RAIN ♪♪
♪♪ JUST A LITTLE RAIN ♪♪
♪♪ WHAT HAVE THEY DONE
TO THE RAIN? ♪♪
♪♪ JUST A LITTLE BOY ♪♪
♪♪ STANDING IN THE RAIN ♪♪
♪♪ THE GENTLE RAIN
THAT FALLS FOR YEARS ♪♪
♪♪ AND THE GRASS IS GONE ♪♪
♪♪ THE BOY DISAPPEARS ♪♪
♪♪ AND RAIN KEEPS FALLING
LIKE HELPLESS TEARS ♪♪
♪♪ AND WHAT HAVE THEY DONE
TO THE RAIN? ♪♪
♪♪ JUST A LITTLE BREEZE ♪♪
♪♪ OUT OF THE SKY ♪♪
♪♪ THE LEAVES
PAT THEIR HANDS ♪♪
♪♪ AS THE BREEZE BLOWS BY ♪♪
♪♪ JUST A LITTLE BREEZE ♪♪
♪♪ WITH SOME SMOKE
IN ITS EYE ♪♪
♪♪ WHAT HAVE THEY DONE
TO THE RAIN? ♪♪♪♪
♪♪ WEE-OO, WEE-OO ♪♪
♪♪ OO-OO-OOH WEE-OO ♪♪
♪♪ WEE-OO ♪♪
ROSE, LOCK YOUR EYES
ON THEIR NUMSKULLS
AND BRAIN THEM!
♪♪ I HEAR THE MUSIC ♪♪
♪♪ ALL-- ♪♪
YEAH!
♪♪ OPEN UP ♪♪
♪♪ LET ME IN ♪♪
♪
♪♪ I WANT TO COME IN AGAIN ♪
♪♪ I THOUGHT
YOU WERE MY FRIEND ♪♪
♪♪ WEE-OO, WEE-OO ♪♪
♪♪ OO-WEE-OO ♪♪
♪♪ WEE-OO-- ♪♪♪♪
SEE, I THINK THAT YOU'RE
GONNA LIKE THIS A LOT.
[PLAYINGWOULD YOU CARE]
[PLAYINGBEAUTIFUL DREAMER]
[PLAYINGON THE LOVELIEST
NIGHT OF THE YEAR]
[PLAYINGLET ME
CALL YOU SWEETHEART]
[ALL PLAYING AT ONCE]
♪♪ MY DARLING ♪♪
♪♪ WOULD YOU CARE ♪♪
OH...
Movie: ADVERTISERS
HAVE FOUND
THAT THE WOMEN OF AMERICA
ARE KEENLY INTERESTED
IN THE TYPE OF SOAP
THEY USE.
IN FACT, THE MEN OF AMERICA
HAVE A KEEN INTEREST
IN THE PRODUCT
AND HOW IT IS USED ALSO.
THE OUTBOARD MOTOR HAS
BROUGHT A RENEWED INTEREST
IN WATER SPORTS
IN THIS COUNTRY.
OUTSTANDING LIBERTY,
ISN'T IT?
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.
...LAKES AND STREAMS
FOR EXERCISE--
I GUESS I SHOULD GO,
'CAUSE YOU GOT TO GET UP
EARLY IN THE MORNING.
YEAH. YOU, TOO.
YEAH.
SO I'LL JUST LEAVE NOW.
OR...
YOU COULD, UM...
COME IN
FOR A MINUTE.
YOU THINK SO?
YEAH, FOR A LITTLE
WHILE, IF YOU WANT.
I'D LOVE TO.
OK. LET'S GO.
OK.
SHH.
Man on TV:
YOU'RE A BIT BETTER?
YOU ARE AS GUILTY AS I.
THEN THEY'LL
TREAT YOU QUICKLY.
AND YOU MUSTN'T SUFFER MUCH.
GOOD LUCK.
IS SHE SLEEPING?
YEAH. SHE ALWAYS SLEEPS
WITH THE TV ON.
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR
SOME MUSIC?
SURE.
WHO ARE
THESE PEOPLE?
OK.
OK. THIS IS
MALVINA REYNOLDS.
SHE'S THE ONE
WHO WROTE THE SONG
THAT I SANG TODAY.
AND...AND...
THAT'S
WOODY GUTHRIE,
AND THAT'S
PETE SEEGER.
THAT'S JOAN BAEZ.
SHE'S MY--
SHE'S MY FAVORITE.
AND THERE'S
BOB DYLAN.
YOU KNOW HIM, RIGHT?
AND THAT'S ODETTA.
OH, SHE HAS THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL VOICE.
AND...
SORRY. NO PICTURES
OF JIM SWAINE.
♪♪ PAWNED MY WATCH ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY CHAIN ♪♪
♪
♪♪ PAWNED EVERYTHING
THAT WAS IN MY NAME... ♪
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY
MUSICAL BINGO?
SURE.
OK.
IT'S REALLY FUN.
OK.
UM...
AHEM.
OK. YOU CAN BE
THE MAESTRO,
AND YOU GET 12 CHIPS.
HERE. YOU CAN
COUNT THOSE OUT.
AND I'LL GET 12,
AND...
IS THIS LIKE BINGO?
MM-HMM. IT'S--
IT'S A MUSICAL BINGO.
I CAN'T PLAY BINGO.
NO?
NO.
OK.
WE DON'T HAVE
TO PLAY BINGO.
NO.
NNN.
♪♪ PAWNED MY CHAIR ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY BED ♪♪
♪♪ AIN'T GOT NOWHERE
TO LAY MY HEAD ♪♪
♪♪ OH, LORDY ME,
DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY TOBACCO ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY PIPE ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED EVERYTHING
THAT WAS IN MY SIGHT ♪♪
♪♪ OH, LORDY ME,
DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
IS THIS OK?
YEAH.
YEAH?
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD
CHANGE MAYBE?
SHOULD I CHANGE?
MM-HMM.
YEAH?
OK. I'LL CHANGE.
UM, MY NIGHTGOWN.
AND I'LL JUST--
I'LL GO IN HERE
AND CHANGE.
♪♪ DIDN'T I SHAKE,
SUGAREE? ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY BONNET ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY BLOUSE ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED EVERYTHING,
EVEN PAWNED MY OLD TOWEL ♪♪
♪♪ OH, LORDY ME,
DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY HAT ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED MY KEY ♪♪
♪♪ PAWNED EVERYTHING
THAT I COULD SEE ♪♪
♪♪ OH, LORDY ME,
DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ HAVE NO SECRETS ♪♪
♪♪ I AIN'T GONNA TELL ♪♪
♪♪ I'M GOIN' TO HEAVEN ♪♪
♪♪ AND I AIN'T GOIN' TO-- ♪♪
♪♪ OH, LORDY ME,
DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪♪
YOU LOOK GOOD.
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ OH, LORDY ME,
DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪♪
YOU LOOK REAL GOOD.
THANK YOU.
♪♪ IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪
♪♪ EVERYTHING I GOT
IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪♪♪
SORRY.
THE BED'S SMALL.
♪♪ WELL, IT AIN'T NO USE ♪♪
♪♪ TO SIT AND WONDER WHY,
BABE ♪♪
♪♪ IF'N YOU DON'T
KNOW BY NOW ♪♪
♪♪ AND IT AIN'T NO USE ♪♪
♪♪ TO SIT AND WONDER WHY,
BABE ♪♪
♪♪ IT'LL NEVER DO SOMEHOW ♪♪
♪♪ WHEN YOUR ROOSTER CROWS
AT THE BREAK OF DAWN ♪♪
♪♪ LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW,
AND I'LL BE GONE ♪♪
♪♪ YOU'RE THE REASON
I'M A-TRAVELIN' ON ♪♪
♪♪ BUT DON'T THINK TWICE,
IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪♪
COULDN'T WE JUST...
♪
♪♪ AND IT AIN'T NO USE ♪
♪♪ IN A-TURNIN' ON
YOUR LIGHT, BABE ♪♪
♪♪ THE LIGHT I... ♪♪
HERE'S MY ADDRESS.
♪
♪♪ AND IT AIN'T NO USE ♪
♪♪ IN TURNIN' ON
YOUR LIGHT, BABE ♪♪
♪♪ I'M ON THE DARK SIDE
OF THE ROAD ♪♪
♪♪ BUT I WISH
THERE WAS SOMETHING-- ♪♪
YOU CAN WRITE
IF YOU WANT.
♪♪ YOU WOULD DO OR SAY ♪♪
♪♪ TO TRY AND MAKE ME-- ♪♪
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
♪♪ CHANGE MY MIND
AND STAY ♪♪
OK.
♪♪ BUT WE NEVER DID TOO-- ♪♪
GOOD-BYE, EDDIE.
♪♪ MUCH TALKING, ANYWAY ♪♪
♪♪ DON'T THINK TWICE,
IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪♪
BYE.
♪♪ SO IT AIN'T NO USE ♪♪
♪♪ IN CALLIN' OUT
MY NAME, GAL ♪♪
♪♪ LIKE YOU NEVER
DONE BEFORE ♪♪
♪
♪♪ AND IT AIN'T NO USE ♪
♪♪ IN CALLIN' OUT
MY NAME, GAL ♪♪
♪♪ I CAN'T HEAR YOU
ANYMORE ♪♪
♪♪ I'M A-THINKIN'
AND A-WONDERIN' ♪♪
♪♪ WALKIN' DOWN THE ROAD ♪♪
♪♪ I ONCE LOVED A WOMAN ♪♪
♪♪ A CHILD, I AM TOLD ♪♪
♪♪ I GIVE HER MY HEART ♪♪
♪♪ BUT SHE WANTED MY SOUL ♪♪
♪♪ BUT DON'T THINK TWICE,
IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪♪♪♪
HOW ABOUT A DIME
FOR COFFEE?
CORPORAL BIRDLACE
REPORTING FOR DUTY.
WHERE THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN?
YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW.
I FORGET.
I LOOK A HELL OF A LOT
BETTER THAN YOU.
WHAT HAPPENED?
WE HAD A PISSER
OF A TIME.
TANGLED ASSHOLES
WITH SOME SQUID,
WENT TO A SKIN FLICK,
MET A VERY SENSITIVE
WOMAN.
YEAH, SHE DID 3
OF US FOR 10 BUCKS,
AND BEFORE THAT,
WE GOT US THIS HERE
TATTOO.
A BEE.
CHECK IT OUT.
BEE FOR THE 4 BEES.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I LIKE IT.
IT'S NICE.
Okie: BERZIN GOT
YOURS FOR YOU.
SHOW HIM, BERZ.
BZZZ.
FUCK OFF.
THAT'S PRETTY.
YOU OWE ME A BEE.
P.A.:ATTENTION,
ALL MILITARY PERSONNEL--
THE NAVY SHUTTLE FOR
TREASURE ISLAND WILL DEPART--
LET'S GO.
SO, YOU GOING
TO TELL US OR WHAT?
SPIT IT OUT, BIRDLEGS.
I TOLD HER I WOULDN'T
TELL NO ONE.
COME ON, YOU ASSHOLE.
WE'D TELL YOU.
OK. YOU GOT TO
KEEP IT DOWN THOUGH,
'CAUSE SHE WAS MARRIED.
MARRIED?
SHE WAS MARRIED?
YOU FUCK!
SHE WAS MARRIED.
OUTSTANDING,
CORPORAL BIRDLACE.
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
WHAT THEY SAY--MARRIED'S BEST.
THEY DON'T TELL,
THEY DON'T SWELL.
GOOD-LOOKING?
OH, YEAH. 32, BLONDE,
BUILT LIKE A--
32? WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME GRANDMA-FUCKER?
IF THE GRANDMOTHER
LOOKED LIKE THIS,
YOU BET YOUR ASS.
SHE WAS REAL
GOOD-LOOKING.
SHE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH.
HER OLD MAN DIDN'T
GIVE HER MUCH ATTENTION.
PROBABLY A FAG.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
FROM A LIEUTENANT
COMMANDER IN PERSONNEL?
AN OFFICER'S WIFE!
THAT'S OUT-FUCKING-STANDING!
Eddie: YOU KNOW WHAT,
BERZIN?
I THINK YOU AND ME
ARE FULL OF SHIT.
Berzin: COME ON, BIRDLACE.
WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
THAT TOOTHLESS
SACK OF SHIT
THAT YOU TOOK
TO THE PARTY--
THE DOGFIGHT.
THAT WAS A SETUP,
RIGHT?
WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK THAT?
I WASN'T OUT WITH
THE OFFICER'S WIFE
LAST NIGHT.
I WAS OUT WITH ROSE.
SHE TOLD ME.
I FIGURED SHE WAS
GOING TO DO THAT.
I SAW YOU WITH HER
LAST NIGHT IN CHINATOWN,
BY THE WAY, WHILE US GUYS
WERE GETTING OUR BEES PUT ON.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
FUCKIN'-A.
I WON'T TELL THEM.
JUST LIKE YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO TELL THEM
I FIXED THE FIGHT,
RIGHT?
HOW DID WE GET TO BE SO
FULL OF SHIT LIKE THIS?
HOW DID WE BECOME
THESE FUCKING IDIOTS?
I WAS SITTING HERE
THINKING ABOUT IT,
AND...AH, FUCK IT.
I GUESS I DON'T KNOW
WHAT STARTED IT ALL.
YEAH. FORGET ABOUT IT.
RIGHT.
GO BACK TO SLEEP.
RIGHT.
IT AIN'T WORTH IT.
SO YOU WON THE DOGFIGHT
FAIR AND SQUARE,
AND I WAS DATING
THE OFFICER'S WIFE
FOR ONE NIGHT.
ROGER THAT, CORPORAL.
BULLSHIT.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
I DO.
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT BULLSHIT.
IT'S EVERYWHERE.
YOU HIT ME WITH A LITTLE,
I BUY IT.
I HIT YOU WITH A LITTLE,
YOU BUY IT.
RIGHT.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE US IDIOTS.
THAT'S WHAT MAKES US
BUDDIES.
WE BUY WHAT THE CORPS
HANDS OUT,
AND THAT'S
WHAT MAKES US MARINES.
AND THE CORPS IS BUYING
ALL THE BULLSHIT
FROM PRESIDENT KENNEDY,
AND PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S
BUYING THE BULLSHIT
FROM EVERYBODY
IN THE U.S. OF FUCKIN'-A.
RIGHT.
AND THAT'S WHAT
MAKES US AMERICANS.
IT'S STILL BULLSHIT.
RIGHT.
AND WE'RE IN IT UP TO
OUR GODDAMN LIPS, BUDDY.
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
BERZIN, YOU CAN MAKE
SENSE OUT OF ANYTHING.
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M
MAKING SENSE, BUT...
THIS MAKES A HELL OF
A LOT OF SENSE TO ME, BOY.
THERE'S NO BULLSHIT
IN THIS.
JESUS.
VERY FUCKING CHARMING,
OKIE.
VERY FUCKING CHARMING.
NOW, IS THAT THE OKIE
AROMA I SMELL?
HEY, BIRDSHIT,
TELL ME AGAIN,
WAS SHE A FOX
OR WHAT?
WHAT?
YOU KNOW, THE
OFFICER'S WIFE.
HOW GOOD-LOOKING
WAS SHE?
TELL ME.
ALL RIGHT. TELL HIM.
I'LL TELL YOU THIS,
YOU SORRY SON OF A BITCH--
SHE WAS SO FINE,
YOU'D BE HAPPY
TO DO A LOW-CRAWL
THROUGH A FUCKING MINEFIELD
JUST TO SMELL THE TIRES
ON THE LAUNDRY TRUCK
HAULING AWAY
HER SKIVVIES.
GET OUT OF HERE!
WHOA!
GET OFF OF ME!
HEY, COME ON!
Okie: WATCH MY HAIR!
♪♪ WE SHALL OVERCOME
SOMEDAY ♪♪
♪♪ THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
AROUND! ♪♪
♪♪ THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
AROUND ♪♪
♪♪ THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
AROUND ♪♪
♪♪ THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
AROUND ♪♪
SOMEDAY!
♪♪ SOMEDAY! ♪♪
♪♪ OH ♪♪
♪♪ DEEP IN MY HEART... ♪♪♪♪
DALEY.
HERE.
ERLICH.
HERE.
BAILY.
HERE.
RIKER.
HERE.
FLICKER.
HERE.
SANDERS.
HERE.
SARLOFF.
HERE.
ZANE.
HERE.
TV:WE HAVE NBC's BOB MacNEIL
ON THE LINE NOW
WITH A REPORT.
PLEASE GO AHEAD, BOB.
WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY
MALCOLM KILDUFF
HAS JUST ANNOUNCED
THAT PRESIDENT KENNEDY...
DIED AT APPROXIMATELY 1:00
CENTRAL STANDARD TIME,
JUST ABOUT 35 MINUTES AGO.
Bob: AFTER BEING
SHOT AT...
AFTER BEING SHOT...
BY AN UNKNOWN
ASSAILANT...
BY AN UNKNOWN ASSAILANT...
DURING A MOTORCADE RIDE
THROUGH DOWNTOWN DALLAS.
DURING A MOTORCADE RIDE
THROUGH DOWNTOWN DALLAS.
THE PRESIDENT DIED...
THE PRESIDENT DIED...
APPROXIMATELY 25 MINUTES...
APPROXIMATELY
25 MINUTES...
I'LL SEE YOUR 4
AND RAISE YOU...5.
Okie: Y'ALL WANT
TO HEAR A JOKE?
THAT'S IT. I WON.
WHAT'S THIS SHIT?
Okie: Y'ALL WANT
TO HEAR A JOKE?
WHAT'RE YOU TRYING TO PULL?
YOU THINK I'M STUPID?
TELL THE FUCKING JOKE.
WHAT DID THE GHOST
SAY TO THE BEE?
I DON'T KNOW.
BOO, BEE. BOO, BEE.
ACTUALLY,
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
AH, THAT'S REAL
FUNNY, OKIE.
AAH! MY LEG!
AAH!
I'VE BEEN HIT.
AAH!
I'VE BEEN HIT!
AAH!
HEY! I NEED HELP!
AAH! MY FUCKING ARM!
AAH!
BENJAMIN!
HE'S DEAD!
HE'S DEAD!
THE MOTHERFUCKER'S DEAD!
WHERE'S BENJAMIN?!
BUDDY, DON'T YOU FUCKING
GIVE UP ON ME!
P.A.:SAN FRANCISCO.
WATCH YOUR STEP
GETTING OFF.
Loudspeaker:SO, UH, THANKS
FOR COMING, FOLKS.
HEY, MAN,
HOW MANY BABIES
DID YOU KILL?
WE'RE HAVING BIG BROTHER
& THE HOLDING COMPANY.
A BENEFIT FOR THE HAIGHT
COMMUNITY FREE CLINIC.
CHECK IT OUT
BEFORE THE PRICES GO UP.
♪♪ JULIE, BABY,
IT AIN'T NATURAL ♪♪
♪♪ FOR YOU TO CRY
IN THE MIDNIGHT ♪♪
THANKS FOR COMING.
♪♪ IT AIN'T NATURAL
FOR YOU TO CRY ♪♪
IT WAS A DOGFIGHT.
♪♪ WAY INTO MIDNIGHT ♪♪♪♪
Man: HE HAD A SCORPION
ON HIS BACK.
A TATTOO,
LIKE THIS BIG.
IT WAS ONE OF THOSE
T-SHIRTS WITH NO SLEEVES.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
LET ME HAVE
A CC AND WATER.
YEAH, I THINK
KARL WANTS ONE, TOO.
RIGHT.
I CAN'T AFFORD ONE.
GIVE ME A RAISE.
YEAH.
TV: RUNNER ON AT FIRST.
THAT'LL BE A BUCK 10.
HERE'S 2 DOLLARS.
KEEP THE CHANGE.
THANKS.
THAT'S NICE.
DOES IT DO ANYTHING?
WHAT?
YOUR BLUEBIRDS.
IT DIDN'T TAKE ME WHERE
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO,
BUT IT STILL FLIES.
WE WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT TATTOOS.
WHOA!
NICE BEES.
OH, YOU JUST
GET THEM?
YEAH.
YEAH.
I GOT ONE THAT DANCES.
THE MAN DOESN'T WANT
TO SEE YOUR BELLY, KARL.
DID I SHOW HIM, HUH?
ALL I SAID IS
I GOT ONE THAT DANCES.
BELIEVE ME,
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
LET ME SEE IT.
♪♪ DA DUM ♪♪
♪♪ DA DUM DA DA ♪♪
♪♪ DA DUM ♪♪
♪♪ DA DUM ♪♪
♪♪ BA BA BA BA
BUM BUM BUM BUM ♪♪
♪♪ DA DA DA DA DUM ♪♪
Man: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
♪♪ BUM BA ♪♪
♪♪ BA BA BUM BUM BA ♪♪♪♪
YOU GET IT?
BELLY DANCER?
HEY, I GOT IT IN TJ.
YOU EVER BEEN TO TJ?
YEAH.
I GOT THIS ONE
IN DEGO
AFTER I GOT OUT
OF BOOT CAMP.
YOU A MARINE?
YES, SIR.
VIETNAM?
YEAH.
YEAH. BUMMER.
UMM...
NO CHARGE ON THAT, KARL.
THANKS.
THANKYOU.
Sports announcer:
THEY'LL BRING ON WILLIE MAYS.
...BALL DOWN IN THE INFIELD,
WITH THE LEAD OFF HITS.
FIRST TIME, IT'S
A HIT AND A RUN.
FLY-BALL TO CENTER.
BOY, THINGS HAVE
REALLY CHANGED AROUND HERE.
YEAH. YOU CAN
SAY THAT AGAIN.
Karl: YOU AIN'T KIDDING.
ROSE STILL RUN THAT PLACE
ACROSS THE STREET, THE CAFE?
THERE'S BEEN
A COUPLE OF ROSES.
YEAH, BUT I THINK
THEY'RE GROOMING
A GRANDDAUGHTER
FOR IT NOW.
I THINK I'VE SEEN
THE GRANDDAUGHTER BEFORE.
SHE'S KIND OF CHUBBY?
Karl: CHUBBY? WELL,
SHE AIN'T NO PRIZE.
LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND
OF WINNER, HUH, KARL?
I AM A LOVER.
A LOVER?
Radio: KFIC!
♪♪ GROOVIN' ♪♪
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TAKE THE CAR.
♪♪ ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON ♪♪
♪♪ REELIN' ♪♪
LOOK, YOU GOT IT!
♪♪ COULDN'T GET AWAY
TOO SOON ♪♪
♪♪ I CAN'T IMAGINE
ANYTHING THAT'S BETTER ♪♪
♪♪ THE WORLD IS OURS
WHENEVER WE'RE TOGETHER ♪♪
♪♪ THERE AIN'T A PLACE
I'D LIKE TO BE INSTEAD ♪♪
♪♪ GROOVIN' ♪♪
♪♪ DOWN A CROWDED AVENUE ♪♪
Man: HEY, MAN,
YOU CAN TRY SOME ACID.
♪♪ ANYTHING WE LIKE TO DO ♪♪
♪♪ THERE ARE ALWAYS LOTS
OF THINGS THAT WE CAN SEE ♪♪
♪♪ WE CAN BE ANYONE ♪♪
ROSE?
♪♪ ALL THOSE HAPPY PEOPLE
WE COULD MEET ♪♪
♪♪ YEAH, GROOVIN' ♪♪
♪♪ ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON ♪♪
HI.
HI.
♪♪ COULDN'T
GET AWAY TOO SOON ♪♪
♪♪ NO, NO, NO, NO ♪♪
♪♪ AH, AH, AHH ♪♪
♪♪ AH, AH, AHH ♪♪
♪♪ AHH, AHH, AHH ♪♪
♪♪ WE'LL KEEP ON SPENDIN'
SUNNY DAYS THIS WAY ♪♪
♪♪ WE'RE GONNA TALK
AND LAUGH OUR TIME AWAY ♪♪
♪♪ I FEEL IT COMING CLOSER
DAY BY DAY ♪♪
♪♪ LIFE WILL BE ECSTASY ♪♪
♪♪ YOU AND ME ENDLESSLY ♪♪
♪♪ GROOVIN' ♪♪
♪♪ ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON ♪♪
♪♪ REELIN' ♪♪
♪♪ COULDN'T GET AWAY
TOO SOON ♪♪
♪♪ NO, NO, NO, NO ♪♪
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