Do It Like An Hombre (2017) - full transcript

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The protagonist of this film ...

MALE CHAUVINIST
HOMOF BICO
RETRACTED

Please. Do not repeat your
behavior at home.

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Hold on, little fagot.

Do not cry bitch!
Do not cry.

Oh, you son of a bitch!

Here! Here! Here!

- No! No! No!
- Here! Here! Here!

Here, you son of a bitch!

Why do you play that bad, man?



Your Running Technique
Such a shit.

Please do not cry like a woman what
You did not know how to defend as a man.

Come on, let's play.
another round.

Are you going to play?

Are you going to play? Are you going to play?

You are retarded.
mental, or what?

Is that what you thought?

I do not know, man, I have testosterone.
enough for you and me.

Then you come to me.

Kill him, let's go
see if he likes it!

Are you going to break up with me?

Because you feel you are
facing a man.

It's ok nati, but
more than one month?

Months?



I do not know, I've lost count.

Raul does not forgive me.

He says: in this house happens the
Friday, whether you want it or not.

Even with you?

Oh, this has a side effect,
in something he's obsessed with.

Oh, but what do I do?

I swear, I'll give it up, I'll stay
naked in front of him and nothing!

He does not even notice.
Listen, I'll ...

I went downstairs ...

As?

I went downstairs.

I used the language.

-Ah, suck him?
- Uh, how grotesque!

Do not say that.

And he said, no thanks.

No, thank you?

Well, maybe there are things that he
I always wanted to do it and you did not leave it.

No. No, no, no, no.

Listen, I'm not going anyway.
let him fuck me over.

Oh, why not?
No, that's not so bad.

No, super anti-hygienic.
You can get a disease.

Oh, but it's okay, but
You can wash it first.

Of course not, as if
Can you wash it inside ...?

Just drop
of wisdom thus.

Either way, the soap
It will not get inside.

Okay, yes, yes.
a little with your finger.

Shut up, I do not want any more.
of my brother's sex life.

Well, as far as I know,
you have to know.

The relationship of a sexless couple,
nothing more than friendship.

And I suppose you do not
Wanna marry a friend.

To, to, to, take this.

What a shame!

Your technique sucks.

Ah, idiot.

- Now you'll see!
- Are you coming, too?

Here we go!
The rematch.

Guys, come eat.

Cino minutes, my love,
we're playing.

Monky!

Monky, do not be childish.

Sometimes you look like
to be 20 years old.

Santil, come soon, baby.

Yes Yes. I'll go.

Santiago, come and help us
put the table, do not be rude.

Do not be distracted from the game.

No, no. Sit down
one second.

I'll help. Happy?

Oh, thank you Edu. You are one
gentleman, different from others.

Now, if you go
put it this way ...

No, stay there.
Do not ruin the game.

You can not run like
a little dog

to do what she says.
You're a homam.

You're an asshole.

The feeling of being tied
It starts when you marry her.

You have to make it clear.
who is the man of the house

You're getting married soon enough.

You do not stop talking bullshit.

Come on, I want you.
show one thing.

No, no, no. Continues,
continue, come, come.

"Why so mysterious?"
- Slowly, slowly as you like.

Open it.

- Do not tell me.
- That's it, Daddy!

I do not believe
You bought it!

- Sure, asshole.
- How much it cost?

The concessionaire was very cool.

The seller gave me
50% off.

- Yes, it's true.
- 50?

Yes, I deserve a prize.
for working so hard, Dad.

A rather expensive prize.

I put it through my sack.

- Oh !!!
- Go face, come in.

"How do you open that door?"
- There you go. Hold me tight.

That. Know that I will never open again
the car door for you, but ...

Your majesty, please.

There's the ignition.

- Come on, call.
"With what keys?" Asshole!

Step on the brake once and
press the green button.

How modern!

What did you think? He mine
like a kitten, no?

Women
crazy with him.

Who's this?

A Cuban I met
by Thinder, look how beautiful!

And what will you face?

I posted a photo of the car and
She wanted to know what else I got.

Look, the first time we left, she
He called me love, with tears and everything.

Do you have any idea if it's Luciana?
find out, she castrates you, no?

Good habit, I do it
for both of us.

See, Luciana a
woman of my life.

But with this garvidez,
she is unbearable.

Believe me, if I did not like it so much
she would not be looking for others.

If you're saying ...
But I do not understand.

Oh, fagot!

But after being married,
You will understand.

You know, the important thing is that
they will not find out.

Santi, the games
they do not hurt them.

But I'll give you one.
advice, write it down.

Marriage to an institution
which works from three to three.

- I do not know.
"I did.

- There's nothing much.
- What?

"Does not that worry you?"
"Worried about what?"

He's not gay.

Are you kidding? It's been ages that
He does not have a girlfriend.

- There are 3 cats and a hairdresser.
- What a hairdresser! He's the barber.

I go to the hairdresser and do the
beard with hipsters. Different

Look, be a super gay hipster.

We have to convince him to
fix a bitch with breasts.

Wow! What an idiot!

Idiot or what? Us
we have to cure it.

Our responsibility as
friends, let's talk to him.

What I lose?

- You little bastard.
- Really?

Eduardo was telling us that
this is the year of anal discovery.

What's this? A cut
of new hair, or what?

This is a branch among the
heterosexuals like us.

That we are not afraid of
prostate stimulation.

As?

You have to stick the
finger inside the cu.

- Disgusting!
"Real science, boys.

Now, normal for a man to buy
a vibrator to experiment with.

"Where did you hear that?"
- It's 2017, everyone knows.

The most powerful orgasm
The prosthetic

everybody talks about it
in the barbershop

Dude, first of all, the people who
I'll go to the barbershop all but men.

- Monkey.
- What?

And second, idiot, people
decent people use their asses to shit.

Hey, that's enough. Seriously, let's go
change the subject, okay?

- Right now, please.
- We're eating.

I said do not go
be ready by the end.

Because my dad wants
invite your office friends.

And they're fifteen more, if they
accompanied, will be thirty.

My father will pay for everything, so
do not worry about anything

What else
worries the church.

Because when they were 350
guests were all well.

But now there are almost 500.

Imagine, it will be super
tight inside the church.

People can not stay
outside, I do not want it.

We may have to
change of church.

Imagine this, having to
change of church, Santi.

super important. The most
important at this time.

Santi, what are you doing?
Are you moving the table again?

There's only one table, I told you.

Besides, we're going.
I need you to concentrate.

Focus. Focus. Focus.

You're getting married, too.

I need you to concentrate
At the wedding, are you okay?

It's okay, right.

Do you know why I brought you here? Because
Let's choose the napkins now.

In this place are sold the
best napkins in Mexico.

Your chin will fall when
you see, they are divine.

Super organic,
super biodegradable.

And besides, no one died.
when they were made.

Imagine having to use
recycled paper.

But swear, swear that no.
It's not divine ...

Come on Santi,
Right now, yes?

James, hurry up.

Santi.

I'll go.

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reveals its secrets ...

THE YEAR OF ANAL DISCOVERY.

Wake up, Dad!

Brothers, having to keep a
It's a woman for life.

It's a horror movie.
for anyone.

Hey, fagot!

Guys, there's a
moment in life

I need to decide to be
a good man.

And it does not have to be a temple,
it can be a church.

I also do not like you
prevents you from seeing some chapels.

No I have
afraid to get married

And you have what? From
marry my sister

I do not like it.

I have...

One thing...

to say.

Complicated.

What ?

Are you a fagot?

Yes.

I am.

Do not play.

Dude, this is no excuse for
give it away in a girl.

Well, . But make up another
Thing for us.

Or you can say that always
liked rice with toothpick.

serious.

Is that for real?
- Yes.

Many thanks for the trust in
to tell us, was very brave.

No, no, no. Look, it should
be a joke. You will see.

You're not a gay brother.

You are confused,
You're stressed, but ...

You're a normal man.

- Being gay is pretty normal.
- Oh, shut up, Eduardo!

Santi, we always play
football on Fridays.

The video fighting games,
the superhero movies, man.

Brother, there is nothing more.
gay than these movies.

He's right, man. Every
tight, sweaty clothes,

Oh, shut up, Eduardo!

Santi, this is not funny.

You're not gay; I
I do not believe

You are desperate, either.
I'm done with my sister, fine.

But you do not need to arm
all this script, do not play.

Right, right, boys. We are
all a little nervous and ...

slightly peeled to
talk about these things, then ...

Why do not we take a
drink and talk calmly.

What do you think?

Was it the priest?

- What?
- At school, the priest.

I knew it.

That jerk did that.

I do not care who he is.

I'd find out where he lives.
and break his face!

The priest did nothing.
with me, man.

"Are you sure of that?"
- Yes.

So why did you accept
to dress as a woman?

To dress like a woman, you idiot!
It was to be a little altar boy.

"Besides, he was a priest.
- No, no, no.

- There's something about it that is not right.
- May I continue?

- Yes, you can continue.
"And you were a priest's friend."

- Jesus, let me continue.
- We're here with you.

So go on.

You can trust the people. Are
tolerant, is not it, Raul?

It turns out that I have always had
Fear of having something with a man.

Until last week.

Last week?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

- You gave the ass?
- No, man!

And you?

You already suspected that
was gay, no?

- What's that?
- Modern.

- that you like on both sides.
- Shut up, Eduardo.

by three, by the front,
another combination.

Let's say I had a
approach to a man.

Approximation?

How much?

Very.

But...

"Did you eat it?"
- No.

But what does this have to do with anything?
What matters?

Did he suck you?

I ask what
What do you do with Luciana?

No! No!

- Did you suck him?
- Yes.

Yes, I sucked it, yes.
And he sucked me.

And then he stuck the
finger on me.

No cu, because that's clear.

And I liked it.
I liked very much.

That, man!
As soon as you do it.

They say very good,
You get a smile.

Shut up Eduardo

All right, calm Santi, you
sucked him, it was nothing!

And the finger, like an exam
of prstatate, no.

Remember when we went to Brazil and
Did I take a transvestite to the room?

How not? What a chance.

The truth is that I never thought
would take this image of the head.

Every time I closed the
eyes, his face appeared.

But passed. I got over.

Let's say that I am
a dead male.

- As you honor your manhood.
- You do not understand anything man!

I went back, met him,
I liked it, we liked it ...

and I dared to do what I did not have
I dare you in this fucking life ...

because of people like you.

Exactly because of
people like you.

All right, that's great.

Health.

- Like him?
- Very beautiful.

- Do you have pictures?
- No.

- I met him at Grinder.
- What's Grinder?

Like Tinder, it's just gay.

As I will know, in the
Wikip dia gay?

Dude, everybody knows.

2017.

The staff at the barbershop
tell me everything.

Well well. No, wait,
Wait, wait, Santi.

You told me too much.
Some of your disease?

- Man, this is not a disease.
- It's okay, your detour.

It's not a deviation.

No, and I did not tell Nati.
Nati does not know, then, please.

There you are, we know you,
me and him, we'll fix it.

There's nothing to fix.
There's nothing to fix, man.

I'm just asking you to
your support, nothing more.

- I'm still the same.
Of course, my friend.

I know how much it must have been
It's hard for you to get out of the closet.

You are an inspiration.

You are very brave Santiago.

It is not true that our
Brother, was he brave, man?

NINE SIMPLE ADVICE FOR ...

REACING THE RELAX FLAMES.

I already know what it is.
happening to you.

You know?

What's going on ...

How long ago
Your little friend does not go out.

No.

Oh, he's dead.

Oh, but I'm going to relive it because
I'm going to breathe mouth to mouth.

A , he's alive.

And there is this trombone
half wrinkled.

But I'm going to make this trombone
grow super strong and great.

- I'll make him fly.
- No, no.

My chick does not want to fly.

Santi, we can handle
this problem together.

What problem?

Only one phase.

A phrase?

Look, it's normal what we are.
passing, every couple passes.

Besides, right? I
I have a surprise for you.

A surprise.

- Look.
- What's that?

Have you heard of Viagra?
That's better than Viagra.

super powerful, they say they keep you
super, super erect for a long time.

This is very good.

We have to talk.
I was thinking...

- No.
- I think...

- No.
- I think...

No, no, no, no, no.
No Santiago, no.

I will not let you
have doubts in the last minutes

No, you're much better.
than that Santi.

Now concentrate, concentrate.

The only thing that matters is
that I love you and you love me.

You love me and I love you.
You love me and I love you.

I love you and you love me.
And enough! Is it okay?

Focus.

Do not you love me anymore?

Forgiveness

You fool.

Nobody leaves me.

If someone will finish
this relationship will be me.

I who will finish,
I'm going to leave you.

So it's over!

Finished!

This is my apartment,
So you get out of here.

I'll tell everyone that
It was Natália who broke up with you.

Because you do not have erection!

Because you do not
has never erected!

Pinto dead!

No. No, no, no, no.

Raul? All right?
What happened?

Nothing, my love, nothing.
A nightmare, good night.

It was just a nightmare.

- Are you sure?
- Yes Yes. Okay, okay.

It's over, it's over.

It's been a long time since he
I had a dream like that, Doctor.

And I'm worried that I have
fear that the same thing happened before.

Luciana, I will not go
start with the attacks.

How do you know? Last time
It started exactly the same.

- Luciana, it was just a nightmare.
- Okay, but start with the nightmares ...

- and then comes the anger.
- You never had nightmares?

- I just saw you ...
"All right, Raul,

We are not you
accusing of nothing.

You continue to take
the Remedies?

- Yes every day.
- But he drinks with alcohol.

Well, doctor. Just one
Throat to the throat.

- Monkey, that's not a bit.
"Raul, what did we talk about?"

You can not mix
the drug with alcohol.

Clonazepam with alcohol
an explosive cocktail.

I said the same to him.

We made a big breakthrough
in the last year Raul.

Both in staff and in
relationship with you as a couple.

And now comes a son.

You're not two anymore.

Please, Raul, do not throw it all.
to the top for a little alcohol.

- It's okay.
- Okay, what?

It's okay, I'm going to stop.
of drinking alcohol.

Very well Raul,
you are growing

And if you feel that
Lose control?

- The dove!
- That.

It will be worth it, I told him.
It's the only thing that helps ...

- but he does not want to.
- Pigeon, Raul.

Connect.
Let's do it, Raul.

The Little Pigeon.

Please love, connect,
It's the only thing that helps you.

Let's go all together.

Very well Raul, remember, your
problem is my problem

So my love, where
Why do we stay with the doctor?

Wait, I think I left the
phone in the office.

On, Monkey, I bet
that he is there.

You always keep
in the same pocket.

You go home, what?
I need to go to the bathroom.

- Now?
- I'm tight.

"But we'll get home by now."
- No, no. I'm like this, like this.

- I wait for you.
- Like this.

YOUR PROBLEM
MY PROBLEM.

- Sorry doctor.
- Yes.

I need one
private consultation.

Yes, of course, come in.

Well, look ...

It turns out that I have a
lifelong friend who

has a girlfriend for years.
And from time to time ...

he started having
doubts about ...

about their sexuality.

Debts?

What kind of debt?

He thinks he's gay.

I understand. And tell me...

Has your friend ever had any
homosexual experience

or only debts?

No. Yes, yes, he already had.

But I think it was a mistake.

Because I know life
and he had several girlfriends.

I understand.

Answer me something...

This your friend, how he felt
about the experience?

Good...

I do not know.

He said he liked it.

But I think he
You are confused, are not you?

The confusion is nothing else
than a step ...

What are you going through?
then everything is clear.

Since when do you have
That kind of debt, Raul?

No, no. I do not.
My friend.

Yes, okay, your ...

Friend.

No, no. I was not clear?

Do you think I'm
talking about me?

No need to fool me.
Raul, this is a safe space.

No, no. Did you think ...

I do not have problems
with homosexuality.

Even a friend.

What do you write so much?

Raul, keep telling me
About your...

- Friend.
- It's not me, damn it!

Raul, calm down, Fa a
the dove.

Forgiveness

I just want to heal
my friend.

I want him to come back to
be the same as before.

Let him stop bitching
and become normal again.

Raul.

The way your
friend is walking ...

it may be that, now,
be normal.

And you have to
learn to respect.

It is also normal for
you feel like this.

Feel these impulses of ...

loss.

Your way, what you
is feeling and suffering ...

It is a kind of mourning.

For the loss of this friend.

Just as you knew it.

And every mourning has a series of
steps that need to be overcome.

And what's the first step?

The denial.

I do not believe it.

We went to the kindergarten together,
to the first, to the university.

We play the same
soccer team.

I thought I knew him from the
p s head and now this?

It's my duty to help you.

Poor Nati.

She just told me that they
were in trouble

but you did not tell me
none of this.

And for Santi too no
It should not be easy ...

leave the wardrobe at age 35.

Monkey, I'm so proud.
you're supporting him.

Yes, of course I will support him,
I will support until he heals.

Until he heals? From what? If
There's nothing bad about being gay.

Lu, not normal. That
What is bad?

Normal? And since when did you
Who decides what's normal or not?

I do not understand why you
both implies with men.

We are all women
a little lesbian.

No, not all.

I was kissing women.

At university in Toronto, I
sa with one for more than one month.

It's not the same.

Why to see two women kissing
It interests you, but two men do not.

Love, no ... you?
I would not understand.

- Santi, my friend, are you okay?
- It's okay.

It's time for you to take all
the stupid prejudices of the head ...

because we are not
In the 90's.

Want to know Monkey?
I'm happy

I think it will make you
Nice to have a gay friend.

For a little while, because I
I'm going to make him get his reason back.

Oh, and my brother.
knows none of this yet.

You better not say anything until
Let it work out, okay?

Monkey.

OK.

Look Lu, I'm not sad,
I'm certainly not sad.

I'm mad, what's the other thing.
And obviously I have the right to be.

And besides that I'm medicated.

Nati, then you do not
should drink.

It does not do well to mix
with alcohol.

Oh, whatever. The psychiatrist
told me the same

and I'm now fine, I do not have it
No, I'm perfect, I'm fine.

can not you see?
I am fine.

I wired at the shrink and he said,
now you're in a mourning stage ...

because you just lost your
relationship and grief has 5 steps ...

and now you're in step
of denial and bl bl bl .

What is absurd,
How am I in denial?

The exact opposite, I
I'm in acceptance.

Because I'm in
complete and absolute acceptance.

That Santiago, the son of a bitch, told me
put on a pair of horns before we got married.

It's obvious and he's with her. This a
my anger, that's my anger.

"Why do you say that, Nati?"
- It's obvious.

Santiago was clinging
on the phone, day and night.

He would not let go of the phone.
nor to sleep.

He kept the phone.
under the pillow.

Do me the favor.

Yes for sure. He was
cheating on me.

I just do not understand who.

Because of course I expected
He'll sleep to pick up the phone.

I needed to know the
what was happening.

And how did he not perceive it?

No, he was sleeping and
I would go slow and check.

Well, it turns out I checked
Everything, I checked everything, everything, everything.

I checked Facebook, Snapchat,
Whatsapp, Instagram and nothing.

No message from
woman
. only men.

obvious.

Why obvious?

You're welcome. Why obviously the
Santi was not fooling you.

Do you know anything?

No.

Do you know anything that
I know. I know you.

- Anything.
- Swear you do not know anything.

Anything.

- For God?
- I swear.

Swear by everything, for your life,
for God, for everything.

For me, for me
life, for everything, for God.

"Now swear by your son."
- Naty!

Because you know
and you're fooling me.

Goollll!

Gola o!

I just won the game
number 410 to play it.

But they told me that they have
a new character ...

A terrorist that kills you
with an explosive vest.

In other words, it kills you and
kills at the same time.

They're the same as you.
did you see, no?

Yes, but to me, they are very
Explicit, no, no, no.

Edu.

Let's go home and play a little,
It's been a long time since we played.

Today, no.

I can not, I have
an evening meeting.

Oh, you're going out again.

- The same as last time?
- Ah.

Santi, do not play,
do not give it back!

Let's continue
playing as before.

Luciana will not be there,
Let's order pizzas.

I can go to the event and then
Come back and go play with you.

It can be expensive.

Edu and I are playing
until ... you get rid of the fagot.

- What are you doing?
- What?

What are you doing?

No, I'm with
the tense muscles today.

And my sciatica d i
when I get down.

- Do not be an idiot, I'll take it.
- No, no.

Do not worry, if I do not
I grabbed before, it will not be now.

Damn it!

Naty, what a surprise! You
Did you come get your things?

No, I was
waiting for you.

To me?

When did you find out?
Who likes hairy tips?

Sorry, I thought of
tell you but no

When you imbecile?

You made me lose all five of you.
The best years of my life ...

because I did not know if I liked
of chicks or vaginas.

Forgiveness

Forgiveness

That's what you like
what happened, no?

I say that I apologize ...

everything is fine,
it's not your fault

You're super brave.
and that was very difficult.

Yes.

Why not, you bastard, because I
I'm not a little Santi anymore.

- I'll be 30 years old, Santiago.
- You're 28.

so I'm going to do 29, 29 so
almost 30, I never said 30 ...

30 sec 30; 29 almost 30. You
Are you mentally retarded? What happened?

Naty, have you been drinking?

And if I'm drunk;
and da ? H ?

You know why I
I'm bored

Because i can do
whatever I want.

I'm single and I can do
whatever I feel like.

Because of you I will not go
never find a guy who ...

quieres casarte conmigo
at that age.

Naty, there are a lot of men
singles in the City of Mexico.

Wow, that's disgusting!

No, no. I do not speak for myself, yes.
for you. You know what I mean.

Okay, you think
I'm ignorant.

That all men when
they see me they want me.

Do you think they
Do not you notice me?

They repair Santiago.

They want me as jerks,
they all drool.

And you know why?

Because all men did
account of the plane that I am.

because you're the only jerk
who never appreciated me.

I'll tell you what.

And you save it.
right in your brain.

I will not be the only one going out.
hence humiliated Santiago.

I will not be.

I'll be back in 5 minutes.

YOUNG AND CONFUSED.

- I can help?
- To a friend.

- Hi, are you looking for him?
- Who?

To Naty.

- Naty?
"Yes, she said she discovered everything."

My God!

Tells me why he had
to look for another?

I just do not understand
I do not understand

"What's the matter, Naty?"
"You knew, I know.

You knew, I know!

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Who?

- Hi, are you Santiago?
- I am.

It turns out that my love, Raul,
I said you were so sad ...

So I brought you my shoulder.

Friend, my love, for you.
get well with this delight ...

- Yes please.
- Naty, do not do it.

Hold on.
- I?

No, no. No.

Yes Yes. Good.

- On here.
- Right.

Flex.

Hey dude!

- You fucked, or what?
- No, calm down, calm down.

With eyes closed.

Now, open your eyes.

I loved it,
completely radical, I loved it.

Naty, it looks like a wig.

Damn Raul.

We have a
very good, has six airbags.

Excuse me.

ENJOY THE PHOTO.

Forgiveness

As I was
saying, it has ABS brake.

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Hi, my name is
Dr. Mike Johnson.

And I am the founder and owner ...

of the International
Treatment for Homosexuality.

I do not know if you
Can you notice now ...

but I was extremely gay.

Extremely,
extremely gay.

Disturbingly gay.

But I'm not anymore,
I even have a family.

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And his homosexuality
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Let's gift you with
our equine blanket.

So, join us.

Equine therapy. Let's go
this shame of you.

Dude, you can slow down.
a little speed?

I thought you were
super good in the lap of Santiago.

Because he has a deal.

I'm really Edu, but
You're not my type.

And neither of my interest,
it would be like incest.

Speaking of incest, there is someone who
I want to introduce you to the barbershop.

I thank you, but I am
going out with one person.

Oh man, my nose!

With whom, the meeting?

Yes, that of mine.
first "approach".

Oh, and what's the name?
the lucky guy?

- Julian.
- Julian.

So you have
an official boyfriend.

Congratulations, man. That Cool.

- You did not like it?
- Wow!

Yes Yes. All right, but dear,
Where will you keep them?

How where? On here.
Here where they take care of them.

I'm not buying, y'all.
I brought you to see.

And when did you start
Interested in horses?

Hey dude, I'm a
business man

Well, that's because he.
designer and you hairdresser.

- Barber. Barber, man.
- All the same would bust.

The question that I am
a business man.

And we have to
learn to diversify.

How to be in Tinder and be
married at the same time.

What, man? Who never
Did you go through this? Please.

With young leave, where
Is the horse for rent?

Oh, Godzooky?
Godzooky is there.

Godzooky? Godzooky
male name.

But Godzilla's cousin
It's cute.

Shut up Eduardo

Ol Godzooky,
but it's a beauty.

"Touch him, Santi.
- He does not bite?

No, do not bite. Without fear.

You too Edu.
Come on, get closer to him.

What the fuck you?
either with the horse?

Hi, guys, good morning.

I see that you are enjoying playing
in these wonderful creatures, no?

- Yes.
- Good.

Can I talk to you? I can speak
With you guys one second?

- A word? A word?
- Yes Yes. Of course, of course.

Look ...

In the first place, my
name Dr. Mike Johnson.

And I am the founder and owner of ...

International Center for
Treatment of Homosexuality.

- What?
- You're joking!

Chiu! Listen.

Let's talk about mine today.
equinoterica technique.

That's too much
powerful that can ...

Curing homosexuality.

No, not exactly. more for
to correct strange behavior.

Your friend, Raul ...

decided to intervene
and invited me from Texas to ...

- You leave!
Of course I did not know.

We came to buy a horse,
not to make a business that ...

Chiu !! Listen to Mike.

Embarrassing!

Well, anyway, the good news Santiago,
You're not homosexual.

Santiago, see, the good news
that you are not homosexual.

What do you have?
something called SSAS.

Same Sex Atraction
Syndrome or SSAS.

In Portuguese it would be Syndrome
of Attraction by the Same Sex.

And with the new technology we have
today, it's something we can heal.

You can not heal me.
because I'm not sick.

Understand face I am
just gay. GAY!

It arrives It's not funny. No,
no, no. Leave me, no fun.

I do not believe it!

Mike, one second.

- Santi.
- Scoundrel!

Oh my God!

... for me, sex was normal
when I left the closet

That's how I realized it.
that it was another level.

Wait a little
They're playing. I'll be right back.

- I love you.
- I love you.

- Ol Santi.
- Hello.

- I can enter?
- No.

But I came in peace
Santi, I swear.

In between.

Thanks.

Come, sit down, Santi.

You changed the look.

You noticed.

Yes, I needed to
a change.

I liked it, but Lu said
which looked like a wig.

No, in any way,
It makes you young, beautiful.

Truth?

Thanks.

Santi, I've been
thinking a lot and

Not of all evil.

I'm not anyone to
judge your sexual tastes and ...

You are experimenting,
like me.

- I want to help you.
- Help me?

Look.

My God!

What do you think?

What's this?

What you like.

For us to play.

- No.
- And everything will be as before.

- Only with an inclined foot.
- No, Naty, no.

- Let's go...
- No, no, no. No.

Oh, there are other sizes too
bigger but, I thought ...

Would you like to start?
with a more normal size.

- You know less.
"Naty, I like men.

No. Santi. You are alone.
confused. normal.

But what you like is pleasure.
of prosthetic penetration.

- Look, I'll teach you.
- Naty, Naty. No, no.

I'm dating someone.

I have a boyfriend.

With the boyfriend?

And how fast?

You had known him before,
when you were with me?

Actually yes.

You deceived me
with a man?

No; how can
believe in it? No.

We just do not know it,
we practice and

- And what else?
- Although it has ...

- several things happened ...
- AND?

Meanwhile, you
was with me.

About to get married.

Well, that helped me
make a decision.

It's all right.

It was important, it was
for both of us.

- Yes, for both of us.
- Yes Yes Yes.

You're better now.

So do I.

Are we in peace?

How dare you?
stay with a man?

With how many men
Have you stayed, Santiago?

Pinto dead. You
It's a dead chick!

What are you, Santiago?

You're a fucking fagot!

You're completely crazy.

Oh, do not kid yourself!
What the fuck!

The anger is the second step, then
from wrath begins a miracle.

I wake up in this nightmare?

No.

But you open up to
idea that you ...

that your friend is in the
your life in this new state.

And you get the idea
to live with it.

No, I will not go.
open to nothing.

It's a step that you
you will not be able to control it.

Welcome...

negotiation.

Put the olive oil to
that takes body.

Do not play. Do not play like
I am nervous. Are not you?

Relax, man. You
She looks like a schoolgirl.

I'm excited. Per
What are you so insensitive?

I always watch the show,
that's why I stopped eating

Cherry tomatoes, imagine!

- What program, man?
- Of kitchen...

Where do you live?
So famous

They are here.

On, my God. I do not
I believe they have arrived.

Get off!

- Welcome.
- Luciana.

- How are you?
- Luciana.

- Lulian.
- Much pleasure.

Here you also have a
new member.

- How beautiful, how long?
- Five months.

Five? Do you already know the sex?
- Yeah, it's a little boy.

A little boy.

- Ol Santi.
- How are you?

Go ahead, come in.

My goodness, he's very
more beautiful in person.

Oh, please.

It's not for that.

Our guests arrived.

Hey guys? Santi,
ol. How are you?

Look who's here, Julian
Dollan, welcome, man.

I also think the cow
has more value than leather.

- Very well.
- That's Edu.

Well, Santi told me
very well of you.

Oh! How embarassing.

And this one cooking,
o Raul.

Julian, nice to meet you.

My pleasure,
thanks for the invitation.

Wow!! A roast beef?

Yes, it's steak, but with the touch
special of this face, no?

I'm sorry, he's pathetic.

Actually, I would like to
thank you in heart

for having received us so
right in your house.

I know this is something
new to Santiago.

Good.

Welcome. Any friend
from Santiago to our friend.

Right but no
therefore.

You know how much
I appreciate it.

- Come on.
- Said.

Health.

To the roast beef!

Where are you from, Julian?

You have a very strong accent.
Characteristic, very peculiar, no?

Well, yes.

My mother died when
I was very small and ...

Oh my God!

Yes, and my father did not accept it.
Very well, then ...

We dedicate to traveling
by several places.

I was born in Austin.

Then Belgium, Modena,
like balsamic vinegar.

Puerto Escondido.

Many beaches, because my father had
a food truck, was kind of a hipster.

Wow, half the world.

You can say that I am
half gringo and half latin.

My grandmother was Bolivian, so
I also have Aymar blood. "

But nowadays I am total
and absolutely from Santiago.

Oh, how handsome!

- I can speak?
- No, no. Yes Yes.

Well, Santiago told me to
invite them, because it's too early ...

but actually I already
I feel like part of the family.

Next Saturday, I
I launch my new book and ...

for me it would be an honor for you
could watch the launch.

Oh, sure, we're going.

"What's your book about?"
- It's about recipes and poetry.

a very personal style that I
I call it Sweaty and Salty.

In fact, I believe in salt,
in steam, in natural lubrication.

Wow, man!

Feeling that you are sweaty
and salted after each recipe.

- You will not resist the plate.
- Of course.

Sweat is the secret cod.

- You wanna see the cover?
- Yes please.

Oh! How embarassing!

He drew my drawing.
favorite graphic.

How this guy loves you.

Here it is.

We are not alone with this,
we have that option.

But we thought it came out
a little bit of style.

Let's go.

- What?
- Let's go.

No, sorry. I have many
Things to do on Saturday.

- You know, do not insist.
- Honey, there's no reason.

- You're coming with us.
- Do not beg.

Very well.

Do not forget your bathing suits.

Swimsuits for what?

Hi, thank you. How are you?

- Monkey, you're here.
- What happened?

What we said about
to drink alcohol with medication?

I needed to, my love.

Are you kidding?
Look where you brought me.

It's fine.

Wants to know? Julian has been
very friendly with us ...

please, try
interact a bit.

Yes, but only
one dose and it's over.

- It's just another Monkey.
- One dose.

- And just for today, okay?
- Yes.

Eduardo set the time.

- Ten seconds, man.
"Thank you, my friend.

But in fact, I'm out of shape,
It has been a long time since I was swimming.

- I'm never out of shape.
- Really? How do you know?

- Because I never forget.
- You wanna see?

"Oh, you want to see?"
- No, no, no.

I'm a champion, man.

It arrives Santi,
please.

"Like gentlemen.
- What are you gonna do ...

My love i do not want
lose the dispute.

One two. Three.

No, no. I do not
it was warm.

- The rematch. The rematch.
"What a rematch, love, no.

The rematch.

- One hundred dollars. One hundred dollars.
"And why not a thousand?"

Thousand

- Your face is male, is not it?
- Thousand.

- Monky, please.
- Please, Raul.

- Let's go.
- One, two, three, and j.

I beat you, you fagot
Shit, I beat you.

No, no. Other
round, round again.

No, no, I can.
Another round.

"What a shame, Raul.
"Shame about what?"

I had to teach the
Julian Rolan who does not ...

- Dolan.
"Whatever, Dolan.

No one had anything to teach
nothing to anyone

Julian was very kind to us
and you behaved like an imbecile.

Oh, please. All amiable and
perfect It does not convince me.

In addition, this accent that he
invented nothing interesting.

Why do not you at least not?
Do you recognize that you are jealous?

Oh, please!
Shut up Eduardo

- Do you want me?
- No.

And Santi?

He betrayed us again with
the usual son of a bitch.

Do not talk about Julian like that.

In addition, normal. They
are getting to know each other ...

It's natural that you want
spend the whole time together.

For me, let them pass all
the time you want together.

Every day, I
I'm not even there.

What do I care ...

he abandoned everything, even football.
It's been almost a month since we've seen it.

Obviously, who wants
stay with an orangutan?

If I were gay
I would also stay at home ...

sleeping on a shell,
without worrying about anything.

It even seems that both of you
are in love with him!

- A little.
- A little.

Ah, go. Please!

What annoys me is that
Santi is lying.

The other day, he
abandoned saying that ...

I could not go in football.
because he felt bad.

And at night he went to one.
party with that asshole.

And what has that?

My dream is that you
just a little bit ...

just a little bit like this,
more like Julian.

- Do not believe in miracles.
- You're so boring.

Miracle, this.

Here, motherfucker.
Here.

If I spent the day with someone like
Julian, I would not want to leave either.

But make an effort,
because we are losing.

And Raul is unbearable.
I can not stand it, really.

If I did not know him, I'd think
that he is jealous.

With ci mes? It is impossible
That idiot does not have a heart.

Make an effort, go.
Leave Julian a little.

- It's all right, promised.
- All right.

I want to introduce you to Jos .

- Hello all well?
- Hello.

Much pleasure.

By way of debt,
because you never know.

I want you to be one.
gay happy and with many options.

Go Santi!

Go love!

Well done dear.

Very well.

Goal! Gola o.

What a crush!

Very good.

Come back soon Santi.
Come play.

Come back soon, but your
boyfriend will be jealous.

What did you say, asshole?

Come here that I
I break your face.

You and how many more?

It's not worth it, they're brats.
Why are you losing us, right?

Are you going to try to hit me with
those fucking fags?

- Fuck you, you fat fuck.
"Who did you call fat?"

You idiot.

Fuck you, fagot ...

Police.

There is a
fight right now.

I can not stop the fight.

I do not understand why he told me
hit. I just wanted to separate the fight.

Do not be an idiot; in a fight
it has no neutral side.

Do not be stupid, you. No matter who
fell, we were earning 5x0.

We are suspended from
several matches, man.

Okay, okay, calm down there.
It's not my fault.

Everyone knows that the
problem started because

This idiot ran out to
Celebrate with your sweetheart.

It's not happening
anything. Okay, okay.

"What's that got to do with it, man?"
"What do you mean, idiot?"

You kissed him in the front.
of the football staff.

So, they're some shit homophobic
and I'm going to have to live in the closet now?

It would not be a bad face.

Because ever since you left the closet,
has acted like homo everywhere.

You've been missing games.
and is getting into fights.

- I never fought with anyone.
- Oh man, I saw it.

Now I can not do anything.

Why do not you
accept the truth

Why do not you accept that you die?
afraid to be friends with a fag?

Guards, get me out of here.

It arrives We will not fight for
stupid, stop it.

No, you idiot, man. Does
the whole meaning of the world.

He came out of the closet, all right. But
he wants us to tolerate him.

Let's party
that he is gay

Do you think it has been
Easy for me?

No, of course not in the face,
It's not easy for you.

You are a poor victim.
who came out of the closet.

And the whole damn world.
was against you.

Do not worry, man, because
I really am going to live in Miami ...

You never
Will come back to see me.

Do not play. How so?
Are you going to live in Miami?

- What are you doing in Miami?
- I'm staying in Miami ...

that's what matters?
What do you care, asshole?

I'm going because Julian opened a
restaurant and invited me.

And I had d vids.
on how to explain ...

So you go because Miami is the land.
promised to people like you.

"What are you saying?"
"And you want to know ..."

We were already fed up
to be tolerant of you ...

and with the fagged snob
from your boyfriend.

Dude, please, control yourself. No
take it bad, it's just a fit of rage ...

Shut up Eduardo, stay
quiet, imbecile

Fuck!

Bye, I mean, with
these are your bullshit.

It's not normal for men
like to give your ass its face.

It makes me sick, man.

Are you kidding, guys?

Raul.

Even if it did not, this
it's not a step back.

Since it is not a step
behind, doctor?

We fought to roll on the floor.

No.

You just finished.
the stage of the negotiation.

But you could not
come to terms.

And now what you are
experiencing the fourth stage.

Emotional pain.

A kind of sadness
for the loss of his friend.

And you can have certain
depressive episodes.

I'm not depressed.

I do not care if he stays or goes.
to Miami. He's going to take it in his ass.

Raul.

You talk a lot about the word cu,
Have you noticed?

No.

Is that bad?

No. But its fixation
It's interesting.

But let's not talk
none of this now.

Raul, completely normal
feel anger and sadness ...

by the change of his friend.

But ... I'm not depressed.

Also it can be.

But I want you to listen.
with the mind and the head ...

Very very very,
but very open.

It may be that, in the background,
deep down

you have an attraction
by Santiago.

After all, friendship
has a romantic latency.

Oh, that's right.

Now you want to say that
the problem is me?

You know what, you charlatan?

Raul.

It's okay that you?
express your pain.

After all, you will lose one
brother, a business, a colleague ...

a binge partner,
one shoulder friend ...

a soccer buddy

your best friend.
Basically...

- ... the man of your life.
- The man of my life?!

Do you want to know?
his therapy and his dove in the ass.

Very anal.

Santi leaves.

And Julian too.

You see, the son of a bitch.

Raul, are you okay?

I'm busy, damn it!

Sorry, Lu.
Lu, I'll be right out.

OK.

NEW MESSAGES

RAUL KITTENS
MONKY

RAUL, ADVISE !!!
CUBANA WANTS MORE.

Monky, sorry for
shout at you.

What are you doing?

What...?

Lu ...

Lu! No, Monky!

My love, really, no.
I know what she said, but I ...

- I did not fool you.
"Oh, you did not fool me?"

"And you expect me to believe it?"
- Ah.

I saw your WhatsApp group.

"The Cats of Raul", together
with Eduardo and Santi.

You send photos of all of them.
them for them and tell the details ...

how he stayed with them.

No, my love, that's it.
presumed stories.

They never happened, I swear.

What do you mean?
is doing

- What you ...
- Raul is here, shut up.

I'm looking for the
keys of my car.

They are there.

Look.

They're here.

You know what leaves me
More whore in all this?

That I can understand
that you are lacking.

I even get
understand that

Do you want to stay with another?
person behind my back.

But being an asshole
so fledgling

leave the phone for
Oh, so I can find out ...

This makes you a monster.

- Where are you going?
"And do not touch me."

Not my life, no.
No Monky, do not go away.

I'm not well.

Do not go away.

"Oh, you're not well?"
- No.

Poor thing, because now
You're going to get worse, asshole.

Monky.

Monky.

Do not go away.
No.

My love!

No.

THE USER HAS BLOCKED YOU.

- Naty?
- Hello.

"What about that hair?"
- It's incredible, is not it?

- No, it looks like a wig.
- What a clown.

"And this bag?"
"I came to get Lu's things.

As? Luciana
Will not you come back?

Really, I do not betray you.
does she know me?

I would be unable to
do something like that.

Raul, I just came to get
Lu's clothes, okay?

Yes Naty but you, my sister,
could you give me a hand, no?

Yes, but Luciana also
It's my best friend.

So I'm not going.
take sides.

because I will not be like you,
I do not want to be like you.

- Like me?
- We will see...

I had to find out by other
person about the Santiago and its new ...

Lifestyle.

You did not take care of me, Raul.

You preferred to protect the
his little friend to me.

Naty, listen, Santiago
My best friend

You're my sister, but ...

"What did you want me to do?"
- Look Raul, I love you very much.

But you're too crude.

Luciana always deserved
Someone better than you.

Please, better than me?

Luciana does not need
me for nothing, sir.

So much worse.

So you exist for what?

To make fun of your friends?
To be the winning alpha male?

You humiliated her. Humbled your
woman in front of her friends.

One behind the other.

And this, in fact,
made you the fagot.

I'm an asshole, man.

And why all this mess?

I do not know man.

I was an idiot for
encourage you, to ...

to see me through
Ugh, I do not know ...

to see me and have
I'm proud of myself, I do not know.

"See me over"
that idiocy

I know, man.

And now I lost the woman.
of my life, man.

And worst of all,
my baby, my Jos .

I want to see my baby.
born, my son, I want ...

see your little eyes,
how are you listening

his cry,
when he is born.

Tell you my son.

Sorry brother, what ...

Lately I've had
some crying attacks.

It's gone.

Do you want to go home and play?
a little PlayStation?

When today?

No, I can not today.

Why can not you?
face? What...

Why are you so?
busy lately?

- I have a meeting.
- A meeting?

What? A meeting
Like, a date?

Let's say yes.

With who man?

I think...

you are not ready
so I'll tell you.

What the fuck is going on?
with the expensive world?

Is it a virus or what?

What? All Mankind
Are you becoming gay?

Where the fuck are the men?

Shut your fucking mouth
once in a lifetime. I'm not gay.

Taking a few kisses I gave
Sometimes, but ... beard is not my beach.

I did not tell you who
I'm leaving because ...

This is someone special.

We have known each other since childhood,
You also know her.

We were friends,
we are friends then

when she suffered a setback
loving, things have changed.

I do not know.

Destination Coordinates
and suddenly, well.

Well ... everything was different.

Who?

To your sister.

- Well, at least you're not gay.
- What? Do not play.

You'd be more upset.
if I was gay

- Sim.
- You're being an idiot dear!

- What?
- Dude, I'll tell you ...

and I'll tell you why
I want to see you well.

I know how to be alone.
long time and not legal.

Stop fucking dick!

Okay, man, it's okay.

It's okay that you're
with my sister

But if in three years you
I know that you're gay, I'll kill you.

What's it?

N s est vamos super
Quiet here.

feeling in the clouds

laying on the grass

very handsome young man

twice that ...

had their effect.

elbows of nervous.

for my shirt.

there was in the store

Walk like a man.

with their fears.

Dance like a man.

video in which my father ...

to interpret.

-
- Olive oil.

DEATH IN THE SOUL.

or he screams

Play as a man.

with their fears.

Dance like a man.

what to wear

Are you okay?

What's up man?

be damaged

you want

Play as a man.

How beautiful to see a couple
with so much love.

with their fears.

Dance like a man.

- I can?
- Sim.

Ai, chutou!

Let's dance like a temple.

Can I listen a little bit?

Let's dance like no one.

- What is the name?
- Luciana.

Luciana?

We will not listen to you any more!

Luciana.

No, no. A little more.

Luciana.

My sister said ...

Luciana will not be back.

She blocked me
Everywhere, doctor.

And Eduardo's asshole
He's with my sister.

And or Saints, or Saints
Do not talk to me.

And he's going to live in Miami.

I have no family,
I do not have friends.

He does not love me.

And I can not
stop crying.

When this
Shit, doctor?

There is always a
light at the end of the tunnel.

And sometimes I need to touch the bottom
to catch imply and climb.

And you touched the bottom.

Go doctor, no metaphors.

Right.

The crying happens because you are
connected with your feelings.

Your life, nothing else.
what accumulated sadness.

And now what do you have to do?
to complete the last step.

So what

Accept everything you are
passing and moving on.

That is.

What do I have to do?

accept...

that I am...

absolutely...

- Fucked up?
- Bingo.

I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.

I'm really fucked.

I'm fucked.

Fucked.

Love...

Who is this guy with whom?
Do you pose in so many photos?

a producer of
Miami fashions.

You will meet him,
He's very cool.

AND...

I do not know ...

Were you guys already dating?

No.

That you are so close together.

Has something happened?

Something like what?

Something like ... fucking?

Yes, sometimes.

What do you mean, sometimes?

You mean ...

Does it happen every time?

When I travel, it's sex.

Yes but...

You and I are together.

It's very different.

Yes, he is a good friend for
I go out and have some fun.

But I could not.
have nothing serious with it.

It's a body. He does not
l , do not go to the movies.

Yes, it's true. He
has a beautiful cock.

But we did not sleep in shell,
we do not have intimacy.

And I want you to know that
does not bother me

if you want to have other friends.

Santiago.

That...

It will not end.

This is our bubble.

Yeah, that ...

they are not just ...

friends.

Oh, Santi.

And yet you
very traditional.

Very gay to be a hinterland and
very hinterland to be gay.

Why be like your parents?

Why imitate
your neighbors?

Besides, from the beginning
I told you I was polyamory.

You know what
does that mean no

I thought it was a
Fetish with cops.

When we are
living in Miami ...

You will understand
all much better.

Relationships
they work best three.

Hey!

I love you.

USU RIO RAUL WANTS TO FIGHT
To agree to receive

WAITING.

THE USU RIO SANTI
ACCEPT FIGHTING.

Santi?

Ol .

Ol .

So long.

It's true.

All right?

It's all right.

How are the preparations?
for the trip, man?

You're all set.

Julian got ahead because he has
a recording and will go tomorrow.

And you, how are you?

Good.

Edu told me
about Luciana.

Oh man!

It took her a long time to realize
who was married to a monster.

Perfect definition.

Why face?

Because the monsters
they are not bad.

They are victims of their nature.

Godzilla, for example.

He does not want to wreak havoc,
but always shit.

So, my nature
To be a monster?

Yes, and a brute.

But no purpose
and you know.

Well, dude ...

I imagine you already know
that Edu is with Naty.

Yes, and I can not believe it.

I know man, me too.
no. How crazy, no?

What a thing!

I know man, in
what moment?

Santi.

I know that...

it would be better not to create a case,
It's been a long time but ...

- I wanted to ask you to forgive ...
- No, stop.

Stop, stop. We already know that
You and I are not effeminate.

Thanks man.

Are you crying?

No.

No.

Yes, man.

You like the males
also cry

I already know, man.

But...

It's really expensive, I know.
I'm very happy for you.

I know, you changed your life.

He's going to live in Miami.

It's more important that you
Found somebody who loves you, man.

I'm going to miss the
league matches.

Yes.

It will be very difficult to find
Someone like you.

I mean, a player
like you, man.

You can always call
somebody Maybe Mendon a.

No, do not play. O
Mendon a dude, do not kid yourself!

What? I do not disclose it
by his arms.

No, man, he looks like
a Tyrannosaurus.

Good...

I'm leaving tomorrow, so
Try not to be ridiculous without me.

We will try.

Have a good trip, man.

Thank you.

Monster.

Good-bye, kid.

Look...

What?

That this bitch just killed you.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Look.

They left the door.

From Raul?

Throw away.

Lu, I said I will not go
take sides, but ...

at least you
should open.

Come on.

Let's go.

Dear Luciana.

You're right,
I'm a monster.

I destroyed the ones I most
I love, without realizing it.

I hurt you to hide
my insecurities

I know I lost you.

But let me try to be the best.
possible monster for our son.

And if you can not
see for a while ...

At least feel me close.

I love you.

Raul.

Type...?

AND...?

What do you think?

Look, guys.

Let's go.

Do not play.

I do not believe we are going.
play with that retard!

It will be downhill.
now without Sandi.

I know man, it's a shame.

But we'll have to do
they're going to take it.

Someone said something
about taking the cu?

Santi?

You came face.

That Cool!

What are you doing here, man?
And Miami?

I could not let you through.
ridiculous against this team, no?

Thanks man.

Beio, kiss, beio.
- Shut up, Eduardo.

And here we go, let's play or you
Are you going to stay all day?

Of course let's play.

And you're going to take so much in the ass
who is going to start liking it.

Careful what happened
so I started.

How disgusting, idiots!

Come on, you guys, let's play.

Vaos celebrate,
take motherfuckers.

Now it's Chileans!

How cool, we won.

- Do not be so serious, I'll get it.
- No, man.

It's fine.

Ah! I'm a bold bitch, man.

A relationship
Much better, three.

- Do not go.
- Do not go away, come here.

Do not play, no, do not play.

I lost because this game
Fucking expensive.

Perfect son of a bitch,
perfect face.

Oh, yeah!

Edu, come here. You have to
help with the food. Come here.

He walks up. Go
with your girl. Come on.

- Come here.
- What? What's it?

Hey, why ...

Lu was teaching me the
use this. Teach me more.

- Cartoo, but I already know how to use it.
- Hide, he can not see.

No one sees.

It was not any more than I let you win.
Because you're my friend's boyfriend.

- It's all right.
"Shall we go to the rematch?"

- Go? Go?
- Now, fucker. Give me a kiss.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- He's asleep.
- Give it to me.

Ol .

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, missing you.

Ah, Raul, please. We have to go
So every time I bring him?

"Okay, until you agree to go out with me.
- Raul, please.

What? A date. A.

OK.

- But as friends.
- Serious?

Serious?

- Do we have a date?
- As friends.

Romantic.

We will see.

Bye my love, take it
little monster from your daddy.

Here are all the
things.

All right, perfect.

What's this?

He did not stop crying.
Until I buy.

- A doll?
- Yes, a doll. And there is nothing much.

Yes.

Look at my love. Lend me
the doll a little bit.

A little. A little
son, a little bit. A little.

Borrow me.
On here...

Look, here's a dinosaur.

No? Wait, this one.

That cute dinosaur, see.

All right, this one. Look
that you may like.

Tamb m n o?

No, not that one.

Sim?

AJA AS A MAN

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who lie on the grass.

very cute.

I went to the gym had their effect.

of nervousness.

for my shirt.

one that was not a woman's.

walk like a man.

with their fears.

Dance like a man.

video in which my father ...

Sleeping Beauty.

to interpret.

or he shouts:

with their fears.

for you to be in peace

Can more be damaged?

whatever you want

more hear you.

with their fears.