Disruption (2018) - full transcript
A couple fights for their lives when their new car unexpectedly breaks down on a deserted Detroit street.
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- More people have been killed
at schools this year than have been killed
while serving in the military,
in fact, nearly twice as many.
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- School day, and it was almost over
when gunfire erupted this afternoon.
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- Breaking news now, in downtown Detroit,
where we're being told
a woman has been shot.
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- 60 people were killed because a man went
into a gay nightclub, and had two guns,
and was able to murder them.
- Think that reinstating the ban
on assault weapons and banning
high-capacity magazines
would do any good?
- Yes, I do.
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- Congressman Eric Swalwell, a Democrat
from the San Francisco Bay area,
has a solution for gun violence.
He's writing this in an op-ed.
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- Criminally prosecute any who choose
to defy it by keeping their weapons.
We should confiscate.
What do you think would happen
if the federal government
tried to do that?
- [Clown] Introduce yourself.
I said, introduce yourself.
Fine.
Be that way.
Meet Maya.
I say we start the bid
at, uh, 25,000 yuan?
75,000?
Shit, going once, going twice.
Wait a minute, 200,000?
Shit, sold.
- If you are just tuning in,
you've just witnessed what
appears to be live footage
of another woman being auctioned off
via an untraceable app that
has taken the web by storm.
We are asking our viewers for any tips
to help bring Maya home.
- Dinner's ready.
Bri.
- In other news, a man appears
to have randomly entered a shopping mall,
killing 12 people with a morning star
before being detained
by local authority officer J. Peterson.
Are we truly safe without guns?
- [Deon] TV off.
- [Virtual Assistant] Powering off.
- You didn't hear me calling you?
- No, what's up?
- Dinner's ready.
- Okay, I'll be there in a minute, my bad.
- All right, you cool?
- Mm-hm.
- All right.
(phone buzzes)
Hello?
- [Tay] I can't do this.
I can't do this.
She is getting on my nerves.
- Okay, hold on, wait.
You can't cancel now.
- [Tay] The hell I can't.
I'm-a go on this honeymoon without her.
Yep, that's what I'm-a do,
and I'm-a pawn this ring,
and open up a surfboard shop
on the coast.
- Listen, listen.
Planning and getting
through it is the hard part,
but nothing worth having is easy.
(Tay laughs)
- [Tay] And I'm supposed
to be the big brother.
- Yeah, man, we just talk
about it tomorrow morning.
- [Tay] All right, bro.
- All right.
- [Tay] See you then.
(wood creaks)
- [Tami] Apparently, no one has heard
from the pastor in days.
- What?
- [Tami] This has turned
out to be such a disaster.
Think it's a sign I shouldn't get married?
- Now, Tami, you know
anything worth having
is not gonna be easy at all.
- [Tami] Yeah, I know.
It's just so frustrating.
I just want tomorrow to be perfect.
- Okay, and I get that,
but you know it's gonna work out.
- [Tami] Yeah, I guess you're right.
- All right, well, I'm-a
see you tomorrow, okay?
- [Tami] Okay.
- All right, and Tami.
- [Tami] Yes?
- Try not to kill anybody, all right?
- [Tami] (chuckles) I'll try my best.
- Bye, girl.
- [Tami] Bye.
- Those two.
- Tell me about it.
- Ooh, but this looks good.
Thank you.
- You welcome.
So, you okay?
Your vibe's been off today.
- Yeah, I'm good.
I'm just trying to get used
to these new laws, you know?
It just doesn't make sense.
- You and me both.
- But let's not talk about that.
Let's just enjoy this great meal
that you made for us, okay?
- But you can't tell me
that this is the nicest thing
that anyone has ever said to you.
- You can't be serious right now.
- I am serious right now.
(traffic whirs)
(car door closes)
(train whistle blows)
(soft orchestral music)
- Babe, listen to this.
The odometer will display error
if an internal IPC memory
failure is detected,
or if, like, there's a communication fault
between the PCM and the BCM.
- I don't even know what that means.
- (laughs) Me either.
Um, I guess the PCM is the
power train control module,
and the BCM is the body control module.
- So a computer issue.
- That'll be my guess.
(car hood closes)
- I didn't think I'd need my
roadside assistance so soon.
- Hopefully, they get here before curfew.
- Let's just hope they
don't take that long.
Go ahead, get in the car.
- [Lauren] Thank you for
calling Aggressive Insurance.
My name is Lauren.
Are you in a safe location?
(Bri snorts)
- Hell nah.
- Our car has stalled, and it won't start.
- [Lauren] I'm so sorry to hear that.
May I have your policy number?
- [Deon] Yeah, hold on a sec.
- [Lauren] No problem, take your time.
Just let me know when you're ready.
- All right, I'm ready.
Um, 4522854, B as in boy,
0221, and A as in apple.
- [Lauren] Perfect.
I have you at Brian Wood
Lane in Clinton, Michigan.
Is that correct?
- Yes, ma'am.
- [Lauren] Okay, and what
are your nearest crossroads.
- Uh, let me check.
- [Lauren] Can you give me the address
of the closest home or building?
- There's, like, nothing
really out here, so.
- [Lauren] Okay.
Where will you be towing the vehicle?
- To the nearest dealership.
- [Lauren] Hm, let me take a look.
It looks like the
closest is Page Chevrolet
on Wolford Avenue.
- Uh-huh.
- [Lauren] All right, sir.
So I put in your request for a tow.
They should be contacting
you with the ETA shortly.
Is there anything else I can do
to assist you today?
- Do the dealership loan
out loaners for customers?
- [Lauren] I can provide you with
their contact information, if you like.
- No, I'm straight.
I'll get it.
- [Lauren] Okay, thank you
for calling Aggressive's
roadside assistance.
I hope your day gets a
lot better from here.
- Thank you, you too.
(traffic whirs)
Bae.
- Yeah, what'd they say?
- Nothing yet, but you know how they are.
- Yeah.
Well, aren't you glad
we made it out the hood?
(phone rings)
- Hell yeah.
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- [Ashley] Hey, girl.
- [Bri] Hey, girl.
- [Ashley] How far are you two?
- [Bri] Not far, but our car broke down.
- [Ashley] What?
Oh my god, are you two okay?
- Yeah, but I don't know,
it just cut off on us for whatever reason.
- [Ashley] Didn't he just get that thing?
You know bridezilla's gonna
flip when she hears this.
- Yeah, no doubt.
- [Ashley] She already
getting on my damn nerve.
I'm so over this day,
and it hasn't even started yet.
- Look, girl, all I want to
do is go back to the hotel,
get some chocolate-covered
strawberries, and just chill.
- [Ashley] I'm so jealous.
All I'm gonna do tonight is
Netflix and chill with my cat.
(laughs)
Anyway, keep me updated.
- [Bri] Girl, you know I will.
- [Ashley] All right, bye.
- Bye.
- Howdy.
- Hi.
- How you doing?
Yeah, you just kinda
scared us a little bit.
- I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine, but just wanted to check
to see if you're okay.
Is there anything I can help you with?
- No, we got a tow truck on the way.
Got some car issues, but we're fine.
- Tow trucks and police,
they're awfully slow around here.
- Yeah, we...
- Figures.
- Right.
- If you're sure you're
okay, I'll mosey on.
- Oh, sir, wait, hold on.
Just wait one second.
Here you go, thank you so much, Mr.
- Willie.
- Willie.
- Willie Jackson, ma'am.
- [Bri] Well, thank you,
that was so kind of you.
- Thank you, but I've
got everything I need.
Just wanted to make sure
you folks were all right.
- Thank you.
- We appreciate it, thank you.
- Lots of crazies around here.
Good-bye, be blessed.
- You too.
Wow, I've never seen a homeless
man turn down money before.
- I know, right?
(smacks steering wheel)
- Babe, it's okay.
Black weddings don't start on time anyway.
- You know I hate being late.
- Yeah.
- And I can't let Tay down.
- We're gonna make it.
I'll just text Ashley the latest.
Man, she's gonna flip.
- She is.
I'll just get you an Uber.
- No, I'm not leaving you.
- Bae, it's better for
one of us to be there
than we both miss it.
- We're not gonna miss it.
We're gonna make it,
and I'd rather miss it
than to let you be here by yourself.
Anything can happen to you.
- Come on, it's the middle of the daytime.
Ain't nothing gonna happen.
I'll be fine.
- No, I'm not leaving you
here, and that's that.
- All right, I was just trying to help.
- I know you are, but we're gonna make it.
- All right.
I was thinking, let's finish
where we left off this morning.
I mean, we got time right now.
(Bri laughs)
- We is not about to do
it here, in the daytime.
Who does it in the daytime?
- I seen a couple doing it yesterday.
- [Bri] Really?
- [Deon] Yes, in broad daylight.
- No.
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- Hey, you straight, fam?
I didn't mean to mess up
y'all situation or nothing.
- [Deon] You need some help, bro?
- No, I'm good.
You good?
- [Deon] Yeah, we good.
Can I help you?
- Ain't no thing, I just want to make sure
everything was everything, man.
Y'all looking real nice.
Y'all going somewhere special?
- A wedding.
- Yeah, man, but, uh, we good, man.
- All right then.
- You good?
- [Strange Guy] Yeah.
- Yeah, all right.
Appreciate it, though.
- Any time, fam.
- Man, it's crazy how
these people be sometime.
- Babe, babe.
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Hey.
- Come on, bro.
No, bro.
Thought it was a game?
Look, I don't want to hurt you.
Just do what I ask.
I want your wallet.
Give it to me.
Just get it, hurry up.
Oh, shit.
Oh, look, look, oh no, oh no.
- I'm tired.
I've had a bad day,
and you're not making it any better.
- [Strange Guy] Hey, I'm
just trying to feed my kids.
- It's called getting a J-O-B.
Why don't you get one of those?
- [Strange Guy] Look, look, whatever, just
take your shit back, but put the gun down.
- Don't you come back
here with yo broke ass,
do you understand me?
Now leave us alone.
- Whatever.
I'm turning my life over to God.
(Deon pants)
Baby, are you okay?
- Yeah, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
(Deon sighs)
- Where did you get that gun?
- I bought it a couple weeks ago.
- Okay, well, we gotta return it.
- What?
No.
- Yeah.
- It saved us, didn't it?
- Yeah, Bri, but you know the law, okay?
You know the law.
- Look, I don't feel safe without it now.
People are carrying swords and knives.
You saw the person with the bow and arrow.
We don't know how to use that shit.
I can't even put it in my purse.
- Look, I get it, okay,
and look, I know how you feel,
but if someone attacks you, okay,
and you shoot them back,
it's not considered self-defense anymore.
- Well, at least I'll be alive.
- [Deon] I get it.
Look, Bri, we'll just find
you something else to carry.
- Like what?
I can't even carry a taser.
Trust me, I looked.
That's why I bought the
gun in the first place.
And they still have the nerve
to call this the land of the free?
It's not even just these guns.
It's this curfew, and this yuan shit.
When is it gonna end?
This government is supposed to help us,
it's supposed to work with us.
It's not supposed to dictate us.
- You right, you are right,
but what are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
Why run a country and not even care
about the people that are in it?
This is just frustrating.
Like, we work 40 to 60 hours a week,
and this lazy ass nigga
runs up and robs us.
Like, he's lucky I just
didn't shoot his dumb ass.
- Were you really gonna shoot him?
- Yes, he had a knife to your throat.
Of course I would've.
Do you think the police would come sit
with us while we wait?
- Nah, nah, I doubt it.
I mean, but you never know.
(phone rings)
- [Responder] 911, what's the
address of your emergency?
- Hi, me and my boyfriend
are waiting for a tow,
and some guy just tried to rob us.
Is there any way you could
please send a police officer
just to come sit with us while we waited,
or maybe even check on us?
- [Responder] Okay, we can
send someone to check on you,
but they can't stay.
What is your location?
- Okay, well, we're on 15th
Street right off of Warren.
- [Responder] And what
type of vehicle is it?
- Yeah, we're in a silver SUV.
You can't miss us.
- [Responder] Okay,
ma'am, just hang tight.
I'll send someone out as soon as possible.
- Okay, thank you.
- Look, let's just take our
mind off of all this, okay?
I got something for us.
(soft R&B music)
Yeah, I know you feeling that.
Mm.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
You don't remember that?
Come on.
Now I know you remember that.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Call, whisper in my ear ♪
♪ Telling ♪
(mumbles)
- I don't know how you do it.
- [Deon] What?
- You always try to make the best
out of a bad situation.
Where you come from?
I mean, you just too good to be true.
- What?
You know that's, like, the nicest thing
you said all day to me?
- Hm, you gonna throw that back at me?
♪ Come whisper in my ear, darling ♪
Of course, of course.
- Ha-ha, you know it.
(Bri laughs)
♪ Try to tell you ♪
- Whatever.
- [Deon] Hell is this, man?
- Get a room.
- Asshole.
- Hi, my name is Darius.
My Uncle Willie sent me down
here to check on you guys.
You want some food?
- Mm-hm.
- Hell yeah,
let us get some.
- Thank you, that was really sweet of you.
- [Deon] Ooh, this look good.
I'm-a devour this.
- Ooh, this is so good.
- Yep, best pizza in town.
- Dang, babe.
- [Deon] Man, this is good.
- Do you guys mind if I jump in the back?
- [Deon] Didn't your parents teach you
not to get in the car with strangers?
- Well, yeah, but I have a
positive vibe about you guys.
Usually, I can tell when
bad people are around,
and there's a lot around here.
- [Deon] Yeah, we noticed.
All right, hop in the back, bro.
- Aight, cool.
- So where are you from?
You stay around here?
- Yeah, not too far up the road.
- [Deon] Mm, that was some good pizza.
Yo, where did you get this from?
- I got it from my uncle Will's shop.
Hm, so, you have any sisters
or cousins around my age?
(Bri laughs)
- Mm, okay.
- No, why?
- I was trying to get lucky today.
You know, I'm ready for a wife.
- Come on, man, you
ready for a wife already?
- Heck yeah, I'm trying to get lucky, man.
- [Deon] (chuckles) I
don't blame you, man.
- But she has to love
video games or it's over.
- A man who knows what he wants.
Look at you.
- Mm-hm, I just want to come home,
eat pizza, play video games,
no arguing, no fighting.
I just want to have a cool life.
- [Deon] And that's it.
- That's it.
- So, besides video games,
like, is there anything
else you like to do, man?
- Mm, well, no.
My grandfather told me to do what I love
and make sure I can make money off of it.
- You're a lot smarter
than most adults I know.
- Mm-hm.
Man, I agree with you 100%.
I hate my job.
- So what do you do?
- [Deon] Man, I work at a plant.
I manage their work orders
and stuff like that.
- Sounds boring.
- [Deon] It is.
- What do you really want to do?
- I just want freedom, you know?
Freedom to do whatever I want
when I want, how I want.
- [Darius] How you plan on getting it?
- That I do not know.
- Well, you have to find
your passion in life.
That's the key.
Then you'll be good.
- [Deon] Yeah, you know, you right.
- Mm-hm, what about you?
- Well, I really want to be a writer.
I love to write, but I never
have time for it anymore.
- Well, you have to make time,
even if it's just an hour a day.
- You're right.
- Mm, can I see your phone?
- Yeah, go ahead.
- [Darius] Hm, here, just in case
you guys need to hit me up,
just give me a call.
- All right, for sure.
- [Bri] You something else.
- Yeah, that's what they all say.
Text me when your tow come.
- Will do.
Thanks so much for your help.
- It was my pleasure.
(Bri laughs)
- Smart kid.
Mm.
Now I know one thing,
I'm coming back here just for the pizza.
Mm, that's my second slice.
(phone rings)
(soft orchestral music)
- [Operator] Thank you for
calling Page Chevrolet.
Someone will be with you shortly.
- [Sarah] Thank you for
calling Page Chevrolet.
This is Sarah speaking.
How can I direct your call?
- Hi, Sarah, how you doing today?
- [Sarah] I'm doing well,
sir, how about yourself?
- Still breathing, so I can't complain.
- [Sarah] That's a good outlook to have.
So how can I direct your call?
- Can I have you transfer me
to the service department please?
- [Sarah] Sure, one moment, sir.
- Thank you so much.
(soft orchestral music)
I'm talking about.
Finally get transferred to a human.
- [Operator] Someone
will be with you shortly.
- [Aaron] Service department,
this is Aaron speaking.
How may I help you?
- How you doing?
- [Aaron] I'm doing well, sir.
How can I help you?
- Do y'all provide
loaner cars to customers?
- [Aaron] Yes, sir, we do.
Would you like to schedule an appointment?
- Well, we waiting for a tow.
We been here for a while.
- [Aaron] Aw, sorry to hear that.
What's wrong with the vehicle?
- Well, the car won't start,
and I got a error message on my odometer.
- [Aaron] You're, like, the third person
to call me this week with the same issue.
- What?
- [Aaron] But none of them ever showed up.
Maybe it fixes itself, but yeah,
just bring it on in.
We're open 'til 6:00.
- Wonderful, thank you so much.
- [Aaron] Not a problem.
- All right.
- [Aaron] See you then.
(Deon sighs)
- Look, I hope they have
some good loaner cars
'cause I'm not trying to show up
like Jim Carrey off "The Mask."
(phone buzzes)
- That's my mom.
Hey, Ma.
- [Mom] Deon, why are they telling me
your car is not running?
- Because it won't start.
- [Mom] I am about to call corporate,
and cuss they ass out,
and get you a new car.
- Come on, Ma, that's not necessary.
- [Mom] The hell it ain't.
As much as that car cost,
there is no reason for this.
- Mom, I got it under control.
- [Mom] Mm-hm, you sure?
- Yes.
- [Mom] Fine, this is your
brother's big day now,
you better not miss it.
- And I won't, Mom.
- [Mom] All right, now,
I'll see you soon then.
- Okay, okay.
Bye, Mom.
- [Mom] Mm-hm, bye.
(traffic whirs)
(eerie music)
(car door closes)
- How you folks doing?
- Good, how are you, officer?
- Good.
License and registration, please.
- Why?
- License and registration, please.
Don't make me ask a third time.
- It's in my pocket.
- Go for it.
Take it out of the wallet, please.
And the registration.
Yours too.
- Yours too what?
- Wait, she not even driving.
- Your identification, ma'am.
- But she's not driving.
- It's fine.
- Where are you folks heading?
- To a wedding.
- A wedding, huh?
- Excuse me, officer, we were
the ones that called you.
We were waiting for a tow,
and someone tried to rob us.
- Yeah, that's kinda normal around here.
You folks look okay.
Did they get anything?
- No, we talked him out of it.
- That's impressive you can
reason with these people.
- What do you mean, this people?
- No-good criminals.
I need you to pop your trunk.
- What?
- This is a high drug area,
I need to be sure you're not dealing.
- What?
Look, man, I told you
we ain't dealing, okay?
We told you we just going to a wedding.
Shit, we the one that called you.
- No need to raise your voice, sir.
- I'm not raising my voice, officer.
- Yes, you did.
- We not dealing, officer.
- Then you shouldn't have a problem
with me searching your vehicle.
- You not searching my
vehicle without a warrant.
(officer laughs)
- What do you think this is, 2019?
We have the right to search any car,
house, or person we deem suspicious,
and right now, that's you.
- Babe, just do what he says.
Come on.
- You should listen to your woman.
- It's open.
Make sure you pop the latch.
The gun.
- I know, but we can't put it anywhere.
(clears throat)
(spits)
- [Officer] Are you all right, ma'am?
- Yes, I'm good, officer.
Just morning sickness.
- All right, I need you both
to step out of the vehicle
and up on the curb.
Stand over here, please.
Keep your hands out where I can see them.
Right there, sir, back up.
Good boy, stay there.
That's the deepest console I've ever seen.
- Is all this necessary?
- Can never be too safe.
Sir, can you step over here, please?
Stand up straight, put your
hands out to your sides.
All right, you're good, stand over there.
You're next.
(Deon clears throat)
(Deon clears throat)
- You done?
- Yeah, you're good.
Step over there.
Do I understand you two
are looking for a tow?
- Yes.
- I can have a guy here
in about five minutes.
- For free?
- Nothing's for free, darling.
- No, we're fine.
- 'Cause I like you guys,
I could do it for, say, 200 yuan.
- You're seriously asking
us for money right now?
- Hey, you need a tow, I got a guy.
We could help each other out.
- No, no thank you.
- You're sure?
- Did he stutter?
- Tell you what.
Here's one of my cards.
If you change your mind, give me a call.
(paper tears)
- Have a nice day, officer.
- That's how it's gonna be, huh?
Okay, catch you next time.
(car engine whirs)
(eerie music)
- I hope he didn't touch our shit.
Babe, look, our stuff is everywhere.
- What?
Seriously?
- No, he didn't.
- What?
What?
- I bought some panties for
tonight, and they're missing.
- What?
(Bri groans)
- He had the nerve to violate me
and then steal my panties?
If I would've put my shoe in his ass,
I would've been sent to jail,
and he knows he's in the wrong.
I swear, if this tow truck
doesn't hit this corner soon.
- [Deon] Bae.
Bae.
Come back here.
- I'm just over today.
- [Deon] Huh?
- I'm just over today.
- Yeah, I know, you and me both.
- All this stress isn't
good for me and the bab...
- What?
You and the what?
- Nothing.
It's just not good for me.
- Brianna.
Brianna.
Are you pregnant?
- Yes.
Yes, I am.
(Deon sighs)
Deon.
Deon.
You don't want it, do you?
- What?
- You don't want this baby, do you?
No, you don't want it.
- Bri, Bri.
Oh, shit.
Bri, hold on for a second.
- No.
- Hold on, come here.
What are you talking about?
- You always say you
don't want another baby.
Why would I think you'd
be happy with this one?
- Look, I ain't want a
girlfriend either, okay?
But you the best thing
that ever happened to me.
- You did fight liking me
for, like, the longest.
- Yeah, I did.
You the best thing that
ever happened to me.
- I better be.
- Remember that time
we went to Cedar Point?
- How could I forget?
I was so sure I was gonna
get pregnant that day.
- You know, I think
sometimes, I wish you had.
- Really?
Why?
- Because I don't want
to deal with Danielle.
I honestly feel, if it
was just me and you,
we would be better off.
I mean, you having your first child.
You know how special that is?
And I ruined it with someone
I don't even care about.
- I didn't know you felt that way.
- I didn't either.
When I first met you, back in high school,
I was drawn into you.
That was 15 years ago.
My nose is still wide open for you, okay?
So yes, I do want this baby.
I love you, Bri.
- I love you too.
- All right?
Let's get back in the car.
Hey, B.
- [Bri] Yeah?
- You're gonna be a great mom.
- Aw, thank you.
I already know you're gonna be a good dad.
- Hey, I wonder what we gonna name him.
- [Bri] Or her.
- Yeah, you right, or her.
- I don't know.
If it's a boy, I like Alexander.
If it's a girl, I like Nile, Nile River.
- Nile River?
- [Bri] Yeah.
- What?
Where'd you get that name from?
- It's cute.
- [Deon] No, it's not, that's a bad name.
You're fired from ever
naming our child's names.
- Fired?
- [Deon] Yes.
- You can't fire me.
- I just did, you're fired.
I don't care how cute
you are, you're fired.
- [Bri] Whatever, do you
have any better ideas?
- All right, if it's a boy,
we gonna name him Roshaun,
but if it's a girl,
we'll name her Roshaun.
(both laugh)
- Whatever.
You're no better at this than I am.
- Whatever.
Wonder what time it is.
Think I should call the tow truck,
see where he at?
- [Bri] Yeah.
- Yeah, it's about that time.
(phone rings)
- [Secretary] Hello?
- Is this Brown's Towing?
- [Secretary] Yes, it is.
How can I help you?
- Yeah, I'm calling to check
on the status of a tow.
- [Secretary] Didn't they give you an ETA?
- Yeah.
- [Secretary] Then that's the
time they should be arriving.
- Well, can you tell me a
time that they're coming?
- [Secretary] All of our
trucks are very busy.
Anything else I can help you with?
- Will you please give
me a time they're coming?
I would gladly appreciate it.
- [Secretary] Fine.
Name?
- Deon Harris, Silver Equinox.
- [Secretary] They should
be there around 5:00 p.m.
- 5:00 p.m.?
I thought you said they'd
be here at 4:30, 4:35.
- [Secretary] I don't know,
I just answer the phone.
Our times are just an estimate,
which is what the E...
- Shut the hell up.
- Who pissed in her corn
flakes this morning?
- She probably single with seven cats.
(phone buzzes)
What up, Tay?
- [Tay] Yo, what up?
- Yeah, they said that tow truck
won't be here 'til about five o'clock.
- [Tay] Damn, so, if they come at 5:00,
you should make it by 6:00 or so, right?
- Yeah, we hope so.
- [Tay] All right, man,
well, we can make it work.
See you then.
(eerie orchestral music)
(window whirs)
(Rhea taps on window)
- How y'all doing?
Would you mind stepping
out of the vehicle?
(taps on window)
(window whirs)
- What do you want?
- We want you to step out of the vehicle.
Didn't I just say that?
Did I stutter?
- Nope, heard you loud and clear.
- I thought so.
- We called the police.
They should be here any minute.
(clowns laugh)
- Nice try.
Either you get out of the vehicle,
or we make you get out of the vehicle.
Your choice.
Go get me a rag.
So, where y'all from?
Oh, silent type, are we?
Well, me, I'm from Tennessee.
I used to want to be a singer,
but it didn't pan out for me
'cause it turns out, I
really couldn't sing,
but I did have a favorite song.
You want to hear it?
♪ She used to cry when I came home late ♪
♪ Now she just cries when I come home ♪
Light it.
Looks like we're gonna
have ourselves a pig roast.
Step back everybody.
Looks like the Fourth of
July's coming early this year.
Get out of the fucking car.
Now, why did you make us
go through all of this?
This could've been a whole lot easier.
- What do you want, huh?
Money?
Here, you can have it,
just leave us alone.
- Could've handed that to him nicely.
- You took the words
right out of my mouth.
- Are you serious?
You're supposed to protect
and serve us, not torture us.
- If you two weren't so disrespectful,
this could've went a whole nother way.
- Disrespectful?
You sexually harassed
my wife in front of me,
and you took her underwear,
and you got the audacity
to call us disrespectful?
- What I did earlier,
I just did it to harass
you, to provoke you.
- Mm-hm.
- So that's what you do?
You go around harassing
black folks, is that it?
- No, some very rich and very
powerful people want you.
- [Deon] For what?
- You know, when you renew
your driver's license,
and there's that little check
about donating an organ?
- [Deon] Yeah.
- Well, when you checked yes,
it put you on a special list,
a list only very powerful
people have access to,
and one of them needs, let's say, a heart,
and they're AB-positive, like yourself,
they send someone to go get it,
and in this case, that someone is me.
Sometimes, we arrange for a car accident.
Sometimes, some gym mats will just
accidentally fall on someone.
Or cars just stop where we want them.
- So you telling me you stalled out my car
just to take my heart?
Are you guys serious?
Is this a joke?
- 911, what's the
address of the emergency?
- That was you?
- Yep.
Damn, ma, your skin soft as fuck.
- [Clown] And she slim thick too?
- Shit, bitch is slim thick though.
- Don't take it personal.
My son's in the hospital,
and protecting and serving the law,
it sounds good, but in reality,
it don't pay jack shit.
I want wealth, I want the
freedom that wealth brings.
I'm tired of getting shot at for crumbs
while my son's lying in a hospital,
and you, my friend, are the key.
- Purpose of a man, to
make everything better.
What are you doing to make this better?
- Blah, blah-blah-blah.
I don't need to hear any
of your motivational mumbo-jumbo.
As long as my son can get
the care that he needs,
and I can retire, I don't care.
- You're sick.
- Hm.
- You know what'd be great with you two?
- What's that?
- X-Art, that would be so hot.
- Hell yeah.
- I'm down.
You interested?
Mm, that's a face I can sit on.
- Sit still.
(gun fires)
- Yeah, now what?
- Well, that escalated quickly.
You two are full of surprises.
I searched your vehicle,
and I didn't see that.
Hell, I can't even leave
the precinct with a gun.
What are you gonna do?
- Nobody controls me, okay?
Nobody, so you got one
option, to let her go, now.
- Oh, really?
Sweetheart, if he fires another shot,
I want you to cut her throat.
- With pleasure.
- Now, you need to give me that gun,
or pop goes the weasel.
You seem to be struggling,
so let me help you out a bit.
I'm gonna count to four,
and when I get to four,
she's gonna kill her.
(speaks in foreign language)
How do you say four in German?
(Rhea speaks in foreign language)
I like how that sounds.
I knew you were smart.
All right, come on.
Turn around.
Hands behind your head.
(clown grunts)
Are you just gonna sit around all day,
or are you gonna join us?
- Fuck you.
- Not too tight, are they?
You ever hear the song "I Left
My Heart in San Francisco?"
Have you ever heard it?
No?
It's a great song.
Hey, I've got an idea.
I'm gonna call the radio station
and have them play it.
They'll even dedicate it to you,
my new friend, who gave
his whole heart for love.
- You crazy, man.
- Get in there.
Go on.
That's it.
Good thing you weren't much bigger.
You got anything left to say?
You know it's nothing personal, right?
- You better not hurt her.
- Good afternoon, you good people.
We got something very
special for you today.
This here is Brianna.
She is a feisty young thing,
but that's the fun part, am I right?
I think we're gonna start
the bidding at 500,000 yuan.
Do I hear 750?
800?
A million?
Million five.
Two million?
Do I hear 220?
225?
Five million, sold,
that's it, auction's over.
Babe, you just made me a millionaire.
- Congratulations, Mr. J. Peterson.
- Shut that thing off.
You fucking bitch.
Put her in the car.
(arrow thwaps)
- Home run.
- Darius, why are you here?
- I just couldn't let my friends get hurt.
- You two both need to go home.
- You're the one that needs to go home.
- And if I don't, what are you gonna do,
shoot me with your little arrows?
Bullets travel faster.
- Accuracy is the key.
- Oh, I won't miss, trust me.
- And neither will I, little lady.
- Little lady?
You think this is a western?
You think you're in a western?
- Seems that way, sometimes.
- This is real life,
but I'm a nice guy, and I
like to give people choices,
so you can either walk
away and live another day,
or die right here, right now, your choice.
- Quite nice of you.
(gun fires)
- Don't move.
Walk.
- Even if you shoot me, it won't matter.
- Go.
- They want him, they're gonna get him.
- Shut up, keep walking.
- They'll send somebody.
If not me, somebody else.
- Go on.
- With me or without me.
- Stop talking.
- Someone's gonna collect.
- Shut up.
You know what to do.
Unlock the truck.
Babe, you okay?
- [Deon] Yeah, bae, I'm okay.
- That's right.
Be careful.
(soft orchestral music)
(car engine whirs)
(truck engine rattles)
I am so happy to see you.
- [Truck Driver] Sorry,
it's been a crazy day.
- Yeah, tell me about it, man.
(truck engine whirs)
- You can't run from us.
- Assume the position.
- You forced out our queen.
- The queen?
- Kneel.
I said kneel.
- [Deon] We don't kneel to no man.
- And we're certainly not gonna do it
for you two bitches.
- Put it away.
- Yes, your majesty.
- I don't want you
damaging my merchandise.
You two have been causing
me quite some trouble today.
- [Bri] And you are?
- Who I am is no concern of yours.
Put them in the car.
(eerie orchestral music)
(screen crackles)
(screen crackles)
(screen crackles)
(screen crackles)
(screen crackles)
- More people have been killed
at schools this year than have been killed
while serving in the military,
in fact, nearly twice as many.
(screen crackles)
- School day, and it was almost over
when gunfire erupted this afternoon.
(screen crackles)
- Breaking news now, in downtown Detroit,
where we're being told
a woman has been shot.
(screen crackles)
- 60 people were killed because a man went
into a gay nightclub, and had two guns,
and was able to murder them.
- Think that reinstating the ban
on assault weapons and banning
high-capacity magazines
would do any good?
- Yes, I do.
(screen crackles)
- Congressman Eric Swalwell, a Democrat
from the San Francisco Bay area,
has a solution for gun violence.
He's writing this in an op-ed.
(screen crackles)
- Criminally prosecute any who choose
to defy it by keeping their weapons.
We should confiscate.
What do you think would happen
if the federal government
tried to do that?
- [Clown] Introduce yourself.
I said, introduce yourself.
Fine.
Be that way.
Meet Maya.
I say we start the bid
at, uh, 25,000 yuan?
75,000?
Shit, going once, going twice.
Wait a minute, 200,000?
Shit, sold.
- If you are just tuning in,
you've just witnessed what
appears to be live footage
of another woman being auctioned off
via an untraceable app that
has taken the web by storm.
We are asking our viewers for any tips
to help bring Maya home.
- Dinner's ready.
Bri.
- In other news, a man appears
to have randomly entered a shopping mall,
killing 12 people with a morning star
before being detained
by local authority officer J. Peterson.
Are we truly safe without guns?
- [Deon] TV off.
- [Virtual Assistant] Powering off.
- You didn't hear me calling you?
- No, what's up?
- Dinner's ready.
- Okay, I'll be there in a minute, my bad.
- All right, you cool?
- Mm-hm.
- All right.
(phone buzzes)
Hello?
- [Tay] I can't do this.
I can't do this.
She is getting on my nerves.
- Okay, hold on, wait.
You can't cancel now.
- [Tay] The hell I can't.
I'm-a go on this honeymoon without her.
Yep, that's what I'm-a do,
and I'm-a pawn this ring,
and open up a surfboard shop
on the coast.
- Listen, listen.
Planning and getting
through it is the hard part,
but nothing worth having is easy.
(Tay laughs)
- [Tay] And I'm supposed
to be the big brother.
- Yeah, man, we just talk
about it tomorrow morning.
- [Tay] All right, bro.
- All right.
- [Tay] See you then.
(wood creaks)
- [Tami] Apparently, no one has heard
from the pastor in days.
- What?
- [Tami] This has turned
out to be such a disaster.
Think it's a sign I shouldn't get married?
- Now, Tami, you know
anything worth having
is not gonna be easy at all.
- [Tami] Yeah, I know.
It's just so frustrating.
I just want tomorrow to be perfect.
- Okay, and I get that,
but you know it's gonna work out.
- [Tami] Yeah, I guess you're right.
- All right, well, I'm-a
see you tomorrow, okay?
- [Tami] Okay.
- All right, and Tami.
- [Tami] Yes?
- Try not to kill anybody, all right?
- [Tami] (chuckles) I'll try my best.
- Bye, girl.
- [Tami] Bye.
- Those two.
- Tell me about it.
- Ooh, but this looks good.
Thank you.
- You welcome.
So, you okay?
Your vibe's been off today.
- Yeah, I'm good.
I'm just trying to get used
to these new laws, you know?
It just doesn't make sense.
- You and me both.
- But let's not talk about that.
Let's just enjoy this great meal
that you made for us, okay?
- But you can't tell me
that this is the nicest thing
that anyone has ever said to you.
- You can't be serious right now.
- I am serious right now.
(traffic whirs)
(car door closes)
(train whistle blows)
(soft orchestral music)
- Babe, listen to this.
The odometer will display error
if an internal IPC memory
failure is detected,
or if, like, there's a communication fault
between the PCM and the BCM.
- I don't even know what that means.
- (laughs) Me either.
Um, I guess the PCM is the
power train control module,
and the BCM is the body control module.
- So a computer issue.
- That'll be my guess.
(car hood closes)
- I didn't think I'd need my
roadside assistance so soon.
- Hopefully, they get here before curfew.
- Let's just hope they
don't take that long.
Go ahead, get in the car.
- [Lauren] Thank you for
calling Aggressive Insurance.
My name is Lauren.
Are you in a safe location?
(Bri snorts)
- Hell nah.
- Our car has stalled, and it won't start.
- [Lauren] I'm so sorry to hear that.
May I have your policy number?
- [Deon] Yeah, hold on a sec.
- [Lauren] No problem, take your time.
Just let me know when you're ready.
- All right, I'm ready.
Um, 4522854, B as in boy,
0221, and A as in apple.
- [Lauren] Perfect.
I have you at Brian Wood
Lane in Clinton, Michigan.
Is that correct?
- Yes, ma'am.
- [Lauren] Okay, and what
are your nearest crossroads.
- Uh, let me check.
- [Lauren] Can you give me the address
of the closest home or building?
- There's, like, nothing
really out here, so.
- [Lauren] Okay.
Where will you be towing the vehicle?
- To the nearest dealership.
- [Lauren] Hm, let me take a look.
It looks like the
closest is Page Chevrolet
on Wolford Avenue.
- Uh-huh.
- [Lauren] All right, sir.
So I put in your request for a tow.
They should be contacting
you with the ETA shortly.
Is there anything else I can do
to assist you today?
- Do the dealership loan
out loaners for customers?
- [Lauren] I can provide you with
their contact information, if you like.
- No, I'm straight.
I'll get it.
- [Lauren] Okay, thank you
for calling Aggressive's
roadside assistance.
I hope your day gets a
lot better from here.
- Thank you, you too.
(traffic whirs)
Bae.
- Yeah, what'd they say?
- Nothing yet, but you know how they are.
- Yeah.
Well, aren't you glad
we made it out the hood?
(phone rings)
- Hell yeah.
(eerie electronic music)
- [Ashley] Hey, girl.
- [Bri] Hey, girl.
- [Ashley] How far are you two?
- [Bri] Not far, but our car broke down.
- [Ashley] What?
Oh my god, are you two okay?
- Yeah, but I don't know,
it just cut off on us for whatever reason.
- [Ashley] Didn't he just get that thing?
You know bridezilla's gonna
flip when she hears this.
- Yeah, no doubt.
- [Ashley] She already
getting on my damn nerve.
I'm so over this day,
and it hasn't even started yet.
- Look, girl, all I want to
do is go back to the hotel,
get some chocolate-covered
strawberries, and just chill.
- [Ashley] I'm so jealous.
All I'm gonna do tonight is
Netflix and chill with my cat.
(laughs)
Anyway, keep me updated.
- [Bri] Girl, you know I will.
- [Ashley] All right, bye.
- Bye.
- Howdy.
- Hi.
- How you doing?
Yeah, you just kinda
scared us a little bit.
- I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine, but just wanted to check
to see if you're okay.
Is there anything I can help you with?
- No, we got a tow truck on the way.
Got some car issues, but we're fine.
- Tow trucks and police,
they're awfully slow around here.
- Yeah, we...
- Figures.
- Right.
- If you're sure you're
okay, I'll mosey on.
- Oh, sir, wait, hold on.
Just wait one second.
Here you go, thank you so much, Mr.
- Willie.
- Willie.
- Willie Jackson, ma'am.
- [Bri] Well, thank you,
that was so kind of you.
- Thank you, but I've
got everything I need.
Just wanted to make sure
you folks were all right.
- Thank you.
- We appreciate it, thank you.
- Lots of crazies around here.
Good-bye, be blessed.
- You too.
Wow, I've never seen a homeless
man turn down money before.
- I know, right?
(smacks steering wheel)
- Babe, it's okay.
Black weddings don't start on time anyway.
- You know I hate being late.
- Yeah.
- And I can't let Tay down.
- We're gonna make it.
I'll just text Ashley the latest.
Man, she's gonna flip.
- She is.
I'll just get you an Uber.
- No, I'm not leaving you.
- Bae, it's better for
one of us to be there
than we both miss it.
- We're not gonna miss it.
We're gonna make it,
and I'd rather miss it
than to let you be here by yourself.
Anything can happen to you.
- Come on, it's the middle of the daytime.
Ain't nothing gonna happen.
I'll be fine.
- No, I'm not leaving you
here, and that's that.
- All right, I was just trying to help.
- I know you are, but we're gonna make it.
- All right.
I was thinking, let's finish
where we left off this morning.
I mean, we got time right now.
(Bri laughs)
- We is not about to do
it here, in the daytime.
Who does it in the daytime?
- I seen a couple doing it yesterday.
- [Bri] Really?
- [Deon] Yes, in broad daylight.
- No.
(eerie electronic music)
- Hey, you straight, fam?
I didn't mean to mess up
y'all situation or nothing.
- [Deon] You need some help, bro?
- No, I'm good.
You good?
- [Deon] Yeah, we good.
Can I help you?
- Ain't no thing, I just want to make sure
everything was everything, man.
Y'all looking real nice.
Y'all going somewhere special?
- A wedding.
- Yeah, man, but, uh, we good, man.
- All right then.
- You good?
- [Strange Guy] Yeah.
- Yeah, all right.
Appreciate it, though.
- Any time, fam.
- Man, it's crazy how
these people be sometime.
- Babe, babe.
(dramatic orchestral music)
Hey.
- Come on, bro.
No, bro.
Thought it was a game?
Look, I don't want to hurt you.
Just do what I ask.
I want your wallet.
Give it to me.
Just get it, hurry up.
Oh, shit.
Oh, look, look, oh no, oh no.
- I'm tired.
I've had a bad day,
and you're not making it any better.
- [Strange Guy] Hey, I'm
just trying to feed my kids.
- It's called getting a J-O-B.
Why don't you get one of those?
- [Strange Guy] Look, look, whatever, just
take your shit back, but put the gun down.
- Don't you come back
here with yo broke ass,
do you understand me?
Now leave us alone.
- Whatever.
I'm turning my life over to God.
(Deon pants)
Baby, are you okay?
- Yeah, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
(Deon sighs)
- Where did you get that gun?
- I bought it a couple weeks ago.
- Okay, well, we gotta return it.
- What?
No.
- Yeah.
- It saved us, didn't it?
- Yeah, Bri, but you know the law, okay?
You know the law.
- Look, I don't feel safe without it now.
People are carrying swords and knives.
You saw the person with the bow and arrow.
We don't know how to use that shit.
I can't even put it in my purse.
- Look, I get it, okay,
and look, I know how you feel,
but if someone attacks you, okay,
and you shoot them back,
it's not considered self-defense anymore.
- Well, at least I'll be alive.
- [Deon] I get it.
Look, Bri, we'll just find
you something else to carry.
- Like what?
I can't even carry a taser.
Trust me, I looked.
That's why I bought the
gun in the first place.
And they still have the nerve
to call this the land of the free?
It's not even just these guns.
It's this curfew, and this yuan shit.
When is it gonna end?
This government is supposed to help us,
it's supposed to work with us.
It's not supposed to dictate us.
- You right, you are right,
but what are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
Why run a country and not even care
about the people that are in it?
This is just frustrating.
Like, we work 40 to 60 hours a week,
and this lazy ass nigga
runs up and robs us.
Like, he's lucky I just
didn't shoot his dumb ass.
- Were you really gonna shoot him?
- Yes, he had a knife to your throat.
Of course I would've.
Do you think the police would come sit
with us while we wait?
- Nah, nah, I doubt it.
I mean, but you never know.
(phone rings)
- [Responder] 911, what's the
address of your emergency?
- Hi, me and my boyfriend
are waiting for a tow,
and some guy just tried to rob us.
Is there any way you could
please send a police officer
just to come sit with us while we waited,
or maybe even check on us?
- [Responder] Okay, we can
send someone to check on you,
but they can't stay.
What is your location?
- Okay, well, we're on 15th
Street right off of Warren.
- [Responder] And what
type of vehicle is it?
- Yeah, we're in a silver SUV.
You can't miss us.
- [Responder] Okay,
ma'am, just hang tight.
I'll send someone out as soon as possible.
- Okay, thank you.
- Look, let's just take our
mind off of all this, okay?
I got something for us.
(soft R&B music)
Yeah, I know you feeling that.
Mm.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
You don't remember that?
Come on.
Now I know you remember that.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Call, whisper in my ear ♪
♪ Telling ♪
(mumbles)
- I don't know how you do it.
- [Deon] What?
- You always try to make the best
out of a bad situation.
Where you come from?
I mean, you just too good to be true.
- What?
You know that's, like, the nicest thing
you said all day to me?
- Hm, you gonna throw that back at me?
♪ Come whisper in my ear, darling ♪
Of course, of course.
- Ha-ha, you know it.
(Bri laughs)
♪ Try to tell you ♪
- Whatever.
- [Deon] Hell is this, man?
- Get a room.
- Asshole.
- Hi, my name is Darius.
My Uncle Willie sent me down
here to check on you guys.
You want some food?
- Mm-hm.
- Hell yeah,
let us get some.
- Thank you, that was really sweet of you.
- [Deon] Ooh, this look good.
I'm-a devour this.
- Ooh, this is so good.
- Yep, best pizza in town.
- Dang, babe.
- [Deon] Man, this is good.
- Do you guys mind if I jump in the back?
- [Deon] Didn't your parents teach you
not to get in the car with strangers?
- Well, yeah, but I have a
positive vibe about you guys.
Usually, I can tell when
bad people are around,
and there's a lot around here.
- [Deon] Yeah, we noticed.
All right, hop in the back, bro.
- Aight, cool.
- So where are you from?
You stay around here?
- Yeah, not too far up the road.
- [Deon] Mm, that was some good pizza.
Yo, where did you get this from?
- I got it from my uncle Will's shop.
Hm, so, you have any sisters
or cousins around my age?
(Bri laughs)
- Mm, okay.
- No, why?
- I was trying to get lucky today.
You know, I'm ready for a wife.
- Come on, man, you
ready for a wife already?
- Heck yeah, I'm trying to get lucky, man.
- [Deon] (chuckles) I
don't blame you, man.
- But she has to love
video games or it's over.
- A man who knows what he wants.
Look at you.
- Mm-hm, I just want to come home,
eat pizza, play video games,
no arguing, no fighting.
I just want to have a cool life.
- [Deon] And that's it.
- That's it.
- So, besides video games,
like, is there anything
else you like to do, man?
- Mm, well, no.
My grandfather told me to do what I love
and make sure I can make money off of it.
- You're a lot smarter
than most adults I know.
- Mm-hm.
Man, I agree with you 100%.
I hate my job.
- So what do you do?
- [Deon] Man, I work at a plant.
I manage their work orders
and stuff like that.
- Sounds boring.
- [Deon] It is.
- What do you really want to do?
- I just want freedom, you know?
Freedom to do whatever I want
when I want, how I want.
- [Darius] How you plan on getting it?
- That I do not know.
- Well, you have to find
your passion in life.
That's the key.
Then you'll be good.
- [Deon] Yeah, you know, you right.
- Mm-hm, what about you?
- Well, I really want to be a writer.
I love to write, but I never
have time for it anymore.
- Well, you have to make time,
even if it's just an hour a day.
- You're right.
- Mm, can I see your phone?
- Yeah, go ahead.
- [Darius] Hm, here, just in case
you guys need to hit me up,
just give me a call.
- All right, for sure.
- [Bri] You something else.
- Yeah, that's what they all say.
Text me when your tow come.
- Will do.
Thanks so much for your help.
- It was my pleasure.
(Bri laughs)
- Smart kid.
Mm.
Now I know one thing,
I'm coming back here just for the pizza.
Mm, that's my second slice.
(phone rings)
(soft orchestral music)
- [Operator] Thank you for
calling Page Chevrolet.
Someone will be with you shortly.
- [Sarah] Thank you for
calling Page Chevrolet.
This is Sarah speaking.
How can I direct your call?
- Hi, Sarah, how you doing today?
- [Sarah] I'm doing well,
sir, how about yourself?
- Still breathing, so I can't complain.
- [Sarah] That's a good outlook to have.
So how can I direct your call?
- Can I have you transfer me
to the service department please?
- [Sarah] Sure, one moment, sir.
- Thank you so much.
(soft orchestral music)
I'm talking about.
Finally get transferred to a human.
- [Operator] Someone
will be with you shortly.
- [Aaron] Service department,
this is Aaron speaking.
How may I help you?
- How you doing?
- [Aaron] I'm doing well, sir.
How can I help you?
- Do y'all provide
loaner cars to customers?
- [Aaron] Yes, sir, we do.
Would you like to schedule an appointment?
- Well, we waiting for a tow.
We been here for a while.
- [Aaron] Aw, sorry to hear that.
What's wrong with the vehicle?
- Well, the car won't start,
and I got a error message on my odometer.
- [Aaron] You're, like, the third person
to call me this week with the same issue.
- What?
- [Aaron] But none of them ever showed up.
Maybe it fixes itself, but yeah,
just bring it on in.
We're open 'til 6:00.
- Wonderful, thank you so much.
- [Aaron] Not a problem.
- All right.
- [Aaron] See you then.
(Deon sighs)
- Look, I hope they have
some good loaner cars
'cause I'm not trying to show up
like Jim Carrey off "The Mask."
(phone buzzes)
- That's my mom.
Hey, Ma.
- [Mom] Deon, why are they telling me
your car is not running?
- Because it won't start.
- [Mom] I am about to call corporate,
and cuss they ass out,
and get you a new car.
- Come on, Ma, that's not necessary.
- [Mom] The hell it ain't.
As much as that car cost,
there is no reason for this.
- Mom, I got it under control.
- [Mom] Mm-hm, you sure?
- Yes.
- [Mom] Fine, this is your
brother's big day now,
you better not miss it.
- And I won't, Mom.
- [Mom] All right, now,
I'll see you soon then.
- Okay, okay.
Bye, Mom.
- [Mom] Mm-hm, bye.
(traffic whirs)
(eerie music)
(car door closes)
- How you folks doing?
- Good, how are you, officer?
- Good.
License and registration, please.
- Why?
- License and registration, please.
Don't make me ask a third time.
- It's in my pocket.
- Go for it.
Take it out of the wallet, please.
And the registration.
Yours too.
- Yours too what?
- Wait, she not even driving.
- Your identification, ma'am.
- But she's not driving.
- It's fine.
- Where are you folks heading?
- To a wedding.
- A wedding, huh?
- Excuse me, officer, we were
the ones that called you.
We were waiting for a tow,
and someone tried to rob us.
- Yeah, that's kinda normal around here.
You folks look okay.
Did they get anything?
- No, we talked him out of it.
- That's impressive you can
reason with these people.
- What do you mean, this people?
- No-good criminals.
I need you to pop your trunk.
- What?
- This is a high drug area,
I need to be sure you're not dealing.
- What?
Look, man, I told you
we ain't dealing, okay?
We told you we just going to a wedding.
Shit, we the one that called you.
- No need to raise your voice, sir.
- I'm not raising my voice, officer.
- Yes, you did.
- We not dealing, officer.
- Then you shouldn't have a problem
with me searching your vehicle.
- You not searching my
vehicle without a warrant.
(officer laughs)
- What do you think this is, 2019?
We have the right to search any car,
house, or person we deem suspicious,
and right now, that's you.
- Babe, just do what he says.
Come on.
- You should listen to your woman.
- It's open.
Make sure you pop the latch.
The gun.
- I know, but we can't put it anywhere.
(clears throat)
(spits)
- [Officer] Are you all right, ma'am?
- Yes, I'm good, officer.
Just morning sickness.
- All right, I need you both
to step out of the vehicle
and up on the curb.
Stand over here, please.
Keep your hands out where I can see them.
Right there, sir, back up.
Good boy, stay there.
That's the deepest console I've ever seen.
- Is all this necessary?
- Can never be too safe.
Sir, can you step over here, please?
Stand up straight, put your
hands out to your sides.
All right, you're good, stand over there.
You're next.
(Deon clears throat)
(Deon clears throat)
- You done?
- Yeah, you're good.
Step over there.
Do I understand you two
are looking for a tow?
- Yes.
- I can have a guy here
in about five minutes.
- For free?
- Nothing's for free, darling.
- No, we're fine.
- 'Cause I like you guys,
I could do it for, say, 200 yuan.
- You're seriously asking
us for money right now?
- Hey, you need a tow, I got a guy.
We could help each other out.
- No, no thank you.
- You're sure?
- Did he stutter?
- Tell you what.
Here's one of my cards.
If you change your mind, give me a call.
(paper tears)
- Have a nice day, officer.
- That's how it's gonna be, huh?
Okay, catch you next time.
(car engine whirs)
(eerie music)
- I hope he didn't touch our shit.
Babe, look, our stuff is everywhere.
- What?
Seriously?
- No, he didn't.
- What?
What?
- I bought some panties for
tonight, and they're missing.
- What?
(Bri groans)
- He had the nerve to violate me
and then steal my panties?
If I would've put my shoe in his ass,
I would've been sent to jail,
and he knows he's in the wrong.
I swear, if this tow truck
doesn't hit this corner soon.
- [Deon] Bae.
Bae.
Come back here.
- I'm just over today.
- [Deon] Huh?
- I'm just over today.
- Yeah, I know, you and me both.
- All this stress isn't
good for me and the bab...
- What?
You and the what?
- Nothing.
It's just not good for me.
- Brianna.
Brianna.
Are you pregnant?
- Yes.
Yes, I am.
(Deon sighs)
Deon.
Deon.
You don't want it, do you?
- What?
- You don't want this baby, do you?
No, you don't want it.
- Bri, Bri.
Oh, shit.
Bri, hold on for a second.
- No.
- Hold on, come here.
What are you talking about?
- You always say you
don't want another baby.
Why would I think you'd
be happy with this one?
- Look, I ain't want a
girlfriend either, okay?
But you the best thing
that ever happened to me.
- You did fight liking me
for, like, the longest.
- Yeah, I did.
You the best thing that
ever happened to me.
- I better be.
- Remember that time
we went to Cedar Point?
- How could I forget?
I was so sure I was gonna
get pregnant that day.
- You know, I think
sometimes, I wish you had.
- Really?
Why?
- Because I don't want
to deal with Danielle.
I honestly feel, if it
was just me and you,
we would be better off.
I mean, you having your first child.
You know how special that is?
And I ruined it with someone
I don't even care about.
- I didn't know you felt that way.
- I didn't either.
When I first met you, back in high school,
I was drawn into you.
That was 15 years ago.
My nose is still wide open for you, okay?
So yes, I do want this baby.
I love you, Bri.
- I love you too.
- All right?
Let's get back in the car.
Hey, B.
- [Bri] Yeah?
- You're gonna be a great mom.
- Aw, thank you.
I already know you're gonna be a good dad.
- Hey, I wonder what we gonna name him.
- [Bri] Or her.
- Yeah, you right, or her.
- I don't know.
If it's a boy, I like Alexander.
If it's a girl, I like Nile, Nile River.
- Nile River?
- [Bri] Yeah.
- What?
Where'd you get that name from?
- It's cute.
- [Deon] No, it's not, that's a bad name.
You're fired from ever
naming our child's names.
- Fired?
- [Deon] Yes.
- You can't fire me.
- I just did, you're fired.
I don't care how cute
you are, you're fired.
- [Bri] Whatever, do you
have any better ideas?
- All right, if it's a boy,
we gonna name him Roshaun,
but if it's a girl,
we'll name her Roshaun.
(both laugh)
- Whatever.
You're no better at this than I am.
- Whatever.
Wonder what time it is.
Think I should call the tow truck,
see where he at?
- [Bri] Yeah.
- Yeah, it's about that time.
(phone rings)
- [Secretary] Hello?
- Is this Brown's Towing?
- [Secretary] Yes, it is.
How can I help you?
- Yeah, I'm calling to check
on the status of a tow.
- [Secretary] Didn't they give you an ETA?
- Yeah.
- [Secretary] Then that's the
time they should be arriving.
- Well, can you tell me a
time that they're coming?
- [Secretary] All of our
trucks are very busy.
Anything else I can help you with?
- Will you please give
me a time they're coming?
I would gladly appreciate it.
- [Secretary] Fine.
Name?
- Deon Harris, Silver Equinox.
- [Secretary] They should
be there around 5:00 p.m.
- 5:00 p.m.?
I thought you said they'd
be here at 4:30, 4:35.
- [Secretary] I don't know,
I just answer the phone.
Our times are just an estimate,
which is what the E...
- Shut the hell up.
- Who pissed in her corn
flakes this morning?
- She probably single with seven cats.
(phone buzzes)
What up, Tay?
- [Tay] Yo, what up?
- Yeah, they said that tow truck
won't be here 'til about five o'clock.
- [Tay] Damn, so, if they come at 5:00,
you should make it by 6:00 or so, right?
- Yeah, we hope so.
- [Tay] All right, man,
well, we can make it work.
See you then.
(eerie orchestral music)
(window whirs)
(Rhea taps on window)
- How y'all doing?
Would you mind stepping
out of the vehicle?
(taps on window)
(window whirs)
- What do you want?
- We want you to step out of the vehicle.
Didn't I just say that?
Did I stutter?
- Nope, heard you loud and clear.
- I thought so.
- We called the police.
They should be here any minute.
(clowns laugh)
- Nice try.
Either you get out of the vehicle,
or we make you get out of the vehicle.
Your choice.
Go get me a rag.
So, where y'all from?
Oh, silent type, are we?
Well, me, I'm from Tennessee.
I used to want to be a singer,
but it didn't pan out for me
'cause it turns out, I
really couldn't sing,
but I did have a favorite song.
You want to hear it?
♪ She used to cry when I came home late ♪
♪ Now she just cries when I come home ♪
Light it.
Looks like we're gonna
have ourselves a pig roast.
Step back everybody.
Looks like the Fourth of
July's coming early this year.
Get out of the fucking car.
Now, why did you make us
go through all of this?
This could've been a whole lot easier.
- What do you want, huh?
Money?
Here, you can have it,
just leave us alone.
- Could've handed that to him nicely.
- You took the words
right out of my mouth.
- Are you serious?
You're supposed to protect
and serve us, not torture us.
- If you two weren't so disrespectful,
this could've went a whole nother way.
- Disrespectful?
You sexually harassed
my wife in front of me,
and you took her underwear,
and you got the audacity
to call us disrespectful?
- What I did earlier,
I just did it to harass
you, to provoke you.
- Mm-hm.
- So that's what you do?
You go around harassing
black folks, is that it?
- No, some very rich and very
powerful people want you.
- [Deon] For what?
- You know, when you renew
your driver's license,
and there's that little check
about donating an organ?
- [Deon] Yeah.
- Well, when you checked yes,
it put you on a special list,
a list only very powerful
people have access to,
and one of them needs, let's say, a heart,
and they're AB-positive, like yourself,
they send someone to go get it,
and in this case, that someone is me.
Sometimes, we arrange for a car accident.
Sometimes, some gym mats will just
accidentally fall on someone.
Or cars just stop where we want them.
- So you telling me you stalled out my car
just to take my heart?
Are you guys serious?
Is this a joke?
- 911, what's the
address of the emergency?
- That was you?
- Yep.
Damn, ma, your skin soft as fuck.
- [Clown] And she slim thick too?
- Shit, bitch is slim thick though.
- Don't take it personal.
My son's in the hospital,
and protecting and serving the law,
it sounds good, but in reality,
it don't pay jack shit.
I want wealth, I want the
freedom that wealth brings.
I'm tired of getting shot at for crumbs
while my son's lying in a hospital,
and you, my friend, are the key.
- Purpose of a man, to
make everything better.
What are you doing to make this better?
- Blah, blah-blah-blah.
I don't need to hear any
of your motivational mumbo-jumbo.
As long as my son can get
the care that he needs,
and I can retire, I don't care.
- You're sick.
- Hm.
- You know what'd be great with you two?
- What's that?
- X-Art, that would be so hot.
- Hell yeah.
- I'm down.
You interested?
Mm, that's a face I can sit on.
- Sit still.
(gun fires)
- Yeah, now what?
- Well, that escalated quickly.
You two are full of surprises.
I searched your vehicle,
and I didn't see that.
Hell, I can't even leave
the precinct with a gun.
What are you gonna do?
- Nobody controls me, okay?
Nobody, so you got one
option, to let her go, now.
- Oh, really?
Sweetheart, if he fires another shot,
I want you to cut her throat.
- With pleasure.
- Now, you need to give me that gun,
or pop goes the weasel.
You seem to be struggling,
so let me help you out a bit.
I'm gonna count to four,
and when I get to four,
she's gonna kill her.
(speaks in foreign language)
How do you say four in German?
(Rhea speaks in foreign language)
I like how that sounds.
I knew you were smart.
All right, come on.
Turn around.
Hands behind your head.
(clown grunts)
Are you just gonna sit around all day,
or are you gonna join us?
- Fuck you.
- Not too tight, are they?
You ever hear the song "I Left
My Heart in San Francisco?"
Have you ever heard it?
No?
It's a great song.
Hey, I've got an idea.
I'm gonna call the radio station
and have them play it.
They'll even dedicate it to you,
my new friend, who gave
his whole heart for love.
- You crazy, man.
- Get in there.
Go on.
That's it.
Good thing you weren't much bigger.
You got anything left to say?
You know it's nothing personal, right?
- You better not hurt her.
- Good afternoon, you good people.
We got something very
special for you today.
This here is Brianna.
She is a feisty young thing,
but that's the fun part, am I right?
I think we're gonna start
the bidding at 500,000 yuan.
Do I hear 750?
800?
A million?
Million five.
Two million?
Do I hear 220?
225?
Five million, sold,
that's it, auction's over.
Babe, you just made me a millionaire.
- Congratulations, Mr. J. Peterson.
- Shut that thing off.
You fucking bitch.
Put her in the car.
(arrow thwaps)
- Home run.
- Darius, why are you here?
- I just couldn't let my friends get hurt.
- You two both need to go home.
- You're the one that needs to go home.
- And if I don't, what are you gonna do,
shoot me with your little arrows?
Bullets travel faster.
- Accuracy is the key.
- Oh, I won't miss, trust me.
- And neither will I, little lady.
- Little lady?
You think this is a western?
You think you're in a western?
- Seems that way, sometimes.
- This is real life,
but I'm a nice guy, and I
like to give people choices,
so you can either walk
away and live another day,
or die right here, right now, your choice.
- Quite nice of you.
(gun fires)
- Don't move.
Walk.
- Even if you shoot me, it won't matter.
- Go.
- They want him, they're gonna get him.
- Shut up, keep walking.
- They'll send somebody.
If not me, somebody else.
- Go on.
- With me or without me.
- Stop talking.
- Someone's gonna collect.
- Shut up.
You know what to do.
Unlock the truck.
Babe, you okay?
- [Deon] Yeah, bae, I'm okay.
- That's right.
Be careful.
(soft orchestral music)
(car engine whirs)
(truck engine rattles)
I am so happy to see you.
- [Truck Driver] Sorry,
it's been a crazy day.
- Yeah, tell me about it, man.
(truck engine whirs)
- You can't run from us.
- Assume the position.
- You forced out our queen.
- The queen?
- Kneel.
I said kneel.
- [Deon] We don't kneel to no man.
- And we're certainly not gonna do it
for you two bitches.
- Put it away.
- Yes, your majesty.
- I don't want you
damaging my merchandise.
You two have been causing
me quite some trouble today.
- [Bri] And you are?
- Who I am is no concern of yours.
Put them in the car.
(eerie orchestral music)