Disco Lady (1978) - full transcript

(upbeat disco music)

♪ Ooh disco lady

♪ I could watch you dance
for a billion years

♪ Even though you'd
only see my smile

♪ Not my tears

♪ Ooh disco baby

♪ Let the music move
you through the night

♪ Dance with me and
things will be alright

♪ For us dear

♪ All the lights reveal
a dancing queen

♪ Every night she
makes the disco scene



♪ Hollywood, she looks so good

♪ But she doesn't
even see my face

- Going by the Disco Lady?

- Yeah, just so happens
I'm on my way there myself.

- Alright.
- Come on in.

- Is this a Cadillac?

- No.

This is a Continental Mach 4.

- Oh I just adore Continentals.

My name's Carla, what's yours?

- My friends call
me Candyman hey?

- Candyman Hey, why is that?

- Oh, because you
know, I deal in candy.

Perhaps a little girl?



- Oh, nose candy, my favorite.

I think we're gonna
get along just fine.

♪ Been around like sunlight

- Don't forget to ask
him if he has friends.

- Hello, Steven?

This is Sheri.

Sheri Winstead, from
Men's Jeans Boutique.

I waited on you in the
store today, remember?

Right, brunette.

I hope you don't mind,

but I copied your
number off your check.

Well, I was wondering what
you were up to tonight.

Oh I see.

You and your wife are going
to a PTA meeting tonight.

Well...

Yes.

Maybe some other night.

Have a nice night.

Don't ask, Ange, don't ask.

- Well why don't we
just go by ourselves?

(upbeat dance music)

- Happy anniversary, honey.

- Oh, Rick, you remembered.

- Well of course I did.

It's our fifth anniversary.

Well go ahead, open it.

I hope you like it.

(paper rustling)

- Oh, Rick, it's so beautiful.

Oh, Rick, I love you.

I love you I love you.

- I've got something
else for you.

Oh yeah?
- Yeah

Oh for me?

That's for sure

You know what to do with it
don't you?

Make it nice and big and hard

Oh you're my own little private
whore aren't you?

Oh do I love to watch you do that

You like that cock?

You better love that cock

I betcha you've sucked me off
two thousand times

That's right play with my balls
you little bitch

Show me how much you
love it

That's right, really go down
on it

Rub your fuckling lips
all over it

Get dirty with that
cock

Tell me you love my cock

Mmm I love your cock

Tell me louder

Mmm I love your cock

You love my balls?

Really?

What is it?

Oh I gotta eat that

Spread those legs wide open

Oh that's beautiful

Oh that's so much better than
it was

You like that?

You ready to get fucked?

I want to watch that pussy while
I fuck it

You like a big cock don't you?

I want you to come all
over my cock

Then I am going to make
you just lick it

The come right off my cock

I love to play with your tits
while I fuck you

I want you to come
all over my cock you bitch

You like a big cock right
up your cunt don't you?

I am going to make you
drink my come

You love my cock?
You love my balls?

Oh I am going to watch you
fucking come

For the two thousenth time

I am going to watch it
cascade over your lips

Watch you play with it

Fucking come all over you with
my cock

You love my cock don't you?

Oh yes

You like it hard?

Tell me you love it

I love it

‘You gonna suck my balls?

Are you my whore?

Yes

Whose tits are those?

Yours!
-Whose cunt is that?

Yours!

Bitch

That's right

Go after that cock,
get dirty with it

you little bitch

I am going to come in this glass
and pour it

all over your sweet little face

you whore

oh that's right rub it on

that sweet little mouth
of yours, you cunt

Oh my god

That's right, play with my balls
you little bitch

That's right, get dirty with my cock

Oh I just want to see my come
shoot out of that glass

Oh my god, am I going to get dirty
with you

You love it don't you huh?

- Hey, look at those.

Check those two out, huh?
(whistling)

Ladies, have no fear.

Johnny and Tony are here.

- Hey, Jack too.

- The Disco Lady welcomes
you, beautiful people.

And when Scorpio Sal says

you're beautiful,
you're gorgeous.

Now you all know there's only
one reason why we're here.

And that's to bring
in the new year

the way it should be,
at the Disco Lady.

And we got a little punk
disco to lay on you all.

It's from a beautiful
band called Boregasm.

Here's the title cut

"My Mother's in the Mad House,

"And That's Why I'm
in Love With You."

Kick it out.

(upbeat dance music)

- Say, what happened to Jack?

- Fuck if I know.

(upbeat dance music)

- Hi Johnny.

- How's it going?

- Hi Tony.

- Hey, the place
is crowded tonight.

-ltis.

Johnny.
- Yeah.

- No trouble tonight.

- Trouble, me?

Come on.

- That's what I want to hear.

Have a good time.

- Oh we will.

- Hey, I gotta see some ID.

- Are you serious?

- What did I just say?

Your hearing bad?

- Shit.

Look man, I must have
left it in my other pants.

- Look pal, that's
not my problem.

No ID, you don't get in.

- Look, ask Johnny and Tony.

I come in here with
them all the time.

- I'm not gonna ask nobody.

I said you don't get in, go.
- Fucking pig.

- Go, excuse me.

- Oh my God.

If you could only
see what I see.

It's just too
beautiful to believe.

Without further ado,

let's put on Ryan
Revalta's new hit.

"If You Can't Be With
The One You Love,

"Eat The One You're With."

And just remember
who loves you, baby.

(upbeat dance music)
(people chattering)

- Couple of beers, Sam.
- Alright.

- Pretty busy tonight, huh?

- Yeah, looking
good, looking good.

- Thanks a lot.

- Hey, thanks a lot, guys.

- Some good looking ones up in here.
- Really.

- Really.

- Hey, it's Peter Frampton.

Peter Frampton.

- Look over there.

- Where?

- There.

- Hey, looks like
they're encumbered

with a couple of creeps.

- We could take care of them.
- Really, let's move in.

- Yeah.

- You're sitting at our table.

- Sorry man.

We didn't know, yeah.

- Well now you know.

- No trouble man, we're leaving.

- Johnny.
- Tony.

- Hello.

- How have you been?
- Hi.

The blue convertible out there.

Heard you yell
something from it.

- See these two girls
we saw in the car.

- We were hoping
you'd come rescue us

from those two
creeps, thank you.

- They're gone.
- Rescuing complete.

(chattering)

Pretty good.

- I just met Peter Frampton.

(laughing)

- Is she for real?

- Yeah, she's not only for
real, but she's for sale.

- Is that right, how much?

- More money than
you've got, pal.

- I thought I
asked you how much.

- Well let me put it this way.

She's very delicate, she
does some things rather well,

if you get my drift.

- Okay, I get your drift.

Here's your money.

- Listen, there's a
room down the back.

Why don't you take him down
there and give him a snort?

- Do I get a toot myself?

- Sure, of course.

All you can have, doll.

Hey listen, man.

This chick not only gives good
toot, she gives good head.

- Alright, she
better be worth it.

I'm paying real bread for this
so uh, it better be good.

It'll be good.

- So Rick, do you
remember what we did

on our first anniversary?

- Oh, how could I forget?

The Jaguar Club.

You and I, on the dance
floor, cheek to cheek.

You know I think we danced
until dawn that night.

- So you'll take
me dancing tonight?

- What?

Not tonight, honey.

The Sugar Bowl's on TV tonight.

- Come on, honey.

It's New Years Eve and we
haven't been out in a long time.

- Oh I know that, but
honey, I gotta see Alabama.

- Come on, Rick, it'll be fun.

- Oh I don't want to, honey.

It's Bear Brian's last
season, and everything else.

Oh and then tomorrow, the games.

Oh shoot, and all those
drunks out on the night.

Oh come on, honey.
(upbeat dance music)

- Can I get you
something, ma'am?

- Bacardi and Coke.

- And you sir?

- Just a beer.

No, make that a small
glass of white wine.

- That's Bacardi and Coke
and a glass of white wine?

- No, forget the
wine and make it

a Wild Turkey on the rocks.

- Wild Turkey it is.

Thank you, I'll be right back.

- Oh I'm sure you will, baby.

Yeah, it'll loosen me up.

You know, so I can turn it.

Don't you want to dance?

- Sure.

(Disco Lady theme)

- One more of these and I'll
really feel like dancing.

- I doubt that.

- Well just wait and see, honey.

We're really gonna
have a good time.

(upbeat dance music)
(people chattering)

Oh.

What a waste of good alcohol.
- I'm so sorry.

- Oh, you think you
could bring me something

so I could dry myself
off with please?

- I have a blow
dryer in the back.

That'll take care of it.

You want to come with me?

- Yeah, sure.

- We'll be back.

- Boy, it sure is dark in here.

Thanks.

- Well I know it's
in here somewhere.

I think it's behind
the mattress.

- Oh, here, let me
move it for you.

- Good?
- Yeah.

-l don't see it.

It was here this morning.

- Well.
- Let's try this.

- Oh okay.

- I'm afraid we're gonna have
to stop meeting this way.

- Really.

- I'm afraid you're gonna
have to take your pants off.

I was hoping you would
say that

I should have come here
last year

That feels good hon

Where did you get those big
tits?

Your mommy give them
to you?

Let me feel those tits

Miss have you seen the other
waitress?

No I haven't

Spread those lips baby

Alot of people aren't
getting their drinks right now

Oh give it to me
-That Cocksucker

What the fuck?

Hey wait a minute,
that was a long distance phone call

Hey, now, I can't go in there

You wouldn't believe what is
going on in there

Hey what are you doin Barry?

I was just waiting for my
wife to come out

Sure you were, in the ladies
room huh?

Let's go, come on

- Man, your sense of
timing is really great.

I get all dressed up to go out,

and then you pull this shit.

What a waste of New Year's Eve.

- I didn't want
to go out, anyway.

- Well don't think
you're gonna keep me

from going out.

Why couldn't you have
just told me about it?

We could've worked
something out.

Instead you had to
do it behind my back

and in front of all our friends.

They all knew, didn't they?

- You think if I told you,
you would've understood?

We would've had this
argument eight months ago.

- Eight months?

You just got through telling me

this has only been going
on for a couple of weeks.

You bastard.

I'll get revenge.

I'm going out
tonight, by myself.

And if I meet someone, don't
expect me to come home.

For that matter, don't
expect me at all.

- Go anywhere and I'll kill you.

- Oh you really
scare me, Richard.

- I mean it, Margo.

I'm gonna have to kill you.

- If you did, it would
be only decisive thing

you've done in your
whole damn life.

(glass banging)

(suspenseful music)

(gun clicking)

- Johnny, not here, please.

- Ah come on, nobody's looking.

- No!
- Come on!

- No.

- Well where then?

- I've got just the place.

Melanie used to take us
girls there after work.

Come on.

- Where?
- Come on!

- Okay Candy ass,
the game is over.

- What's the matter, baby?

- I made some stupid bet with
this pretty dirty trickster.

I want my share
and I want it now.

- Your share of what?

- 1 did all the work.

You didn't do a damn thing.

- Get lost, tramp.

- Tah-dah.

- This is it?

- Well, it's the
best I could do.

- Oh this must be where the boss

brings all his chicks, huh?

- That's where the old
pervert brought me.

- Well, when in Rome.

Let's get undressed, huh?

God, you've got gorgeous boots.

- Thank you.

- No boobs, boobs.

Boots are nice too

You're lookin good

Come here and sit on
my face huh?

They lied to me about
orientals

You got some sweet lips

and your mouth is nice
too

(disco music)

♪ Believe me honey

♪ Love is broken

♪ Normally is inside

♪ That the lightning's
gonna strike you

(door slamming)

- Are you alright?

- Who, me?

- Yeah, what are
you doing out here

when all the fun's inside?

- That stupid cop at the
gate wouldn't let me in

‘cause I left my ID at home.

Now I gotta wait for my
two friends to come back

so I can get a ride home.

A great way to
spend the New Years.

- How would you like to be
my escort for the night?

- Really?
- Yeah really.

- That cop knows me.

There's no way he's
gonna let me back in.

- Leave it to me.

Hey, can you dance?

-Alittle.

- Come on, I'll show
you a few moves.

(upbeat dance music)

- Margo.
- Hi!

- How are you, darling?

- I'm fine, how are you?

- Nice to see you.

- Nice to see you, too.

Thanks a lot.

(engine revving)

(dog barking)

(door slamming)

(upbeat dance music)

- Thanks for the drink.

- My pleasure.

Are you sure you're old enough?

- Hey, I'm old enough.

♪ Maybe should've
done it better

♪ For some day
you're gonna find

- What can I do for you?

- Scotch and water.

- Is there anything wrong?

- What?

- Is there anything
troubling you?

- What could be troubling me?

Come on, let's dance.
- Alright.

♪ I'm gone

♪ Tired of chasing
your rainbows

♪ I don't need
your pot of gold

- Here you go.

♪ I'll stop pretending
you love me

♪ I can feel it
not like before

♪ You pretend it's so lonely

♪ And darling no more

♪ No more no more no more

- Now keep it moving.

Just don't ever
stop that rhythm.

You're great, you're great.

♪ So long you tell
me baby, so long

♪ So long

♪ So long ago

♪ So long ago

- Yesterday's news, darling.

It's that time, now.

Getting close to the new year.

You're counting down
with Scorpio Sal.

10, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four, three, two.

- [All] Happy New Year!
(cheering)

- [Scorpio Sal]
Yeah happy new year!

Happy new year,
it's Scorpio Sal.

Bless you.

Just remember, Scorpio Sal.

(people cheering)
(clapping)

(people chattering)

- He's got a gun.
(echoing)

Everybody get down!
(people yelling)

(intense rumbling)
(people screaming)

(yelling in foreign language)
(sirens wailing)

- God.

This place used to
be the Jaguar Club.

(upbeat disco music)

- You okay, Tina?

- Yeah.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

♪ Well some day baby

♪ Aflash of light is gonna
hit you when you're down

♪ You're gonna need someone

♪ But don't look for me ‘cause
I won't be around, no

♪ Baby should've
done it better

♪ And some day
you're gonna find

♪ That the love you
have forsaken, honey

♪ Was a love so
hard to find, yeah

♪ But it would be long
after I'm gone, honey

♪ So long after I'm gone

♪ Oh I'm gone

♪ I'm tired of chasing
your rainbows

♪ I don't need
your pot of gold

♪ Those fairy tales and dreams

♪ Are leaving me cold, so cold

♪ Stop saying you love me

♪ I can feel it's
not like before

♪ You pretend it so long

(upbeat funk music)