DevilDolls (2012) - full transcript

Aah!

It's love, isn't it?

Sometimes you walk into a house

and you take one look
around, and you know.

And you say, "This is for me."

Oh, I think it's perfect.

It's just what we've
been looking for.

There aren't enough plugs.

Hey, wait, Mr. Coleman, now.

That place I showed
you on Sycamore Street

was absolutely, positively
loaded with plugs.



That's right. There were plenty.

But the steps were too high.

When we get older,
we could trip.

Every house we look at you
find something to pick at.

I just know what I like.

Would you like a divorce?
'Cause I'll bring it.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No need for that.

I'm gonna find
this house for you.

I am committed to finding
the perfect house for you.

I don't care how long it takes.

Because at Evers & Evers,

we want you to be happy
forevers and evers.

Oh, excuse me one second.
Let me take this call.

Sorry. I'm so sorry.



Hello. Evers & Evers Real Estate.
Jim Evers.

Hey, honey. How's it going?
Do they like the house?

Yes, this house is
still available.

Oh, I knew it.

I told you they
were lookie-lous.

It's another interested party.

Listen, I'm on my way home
to get ready for dinner.

I'm looking forward to tonight.

Well, are you preapproved?

Yeah, the reservation's
at 7:00, so don't be late.

Okay. Well, 7:00 is perfect.

Let's get together at 7:00,
and we'll go over your offer.

Okay, honey. I'll see you later.

See what you did?

We love the house.

We do. We love it.

Well, then, Mrs. Coleman.

Taking that into consideration,

there's only one
thing left to do.

Let's sign some papers.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Lorraine and Gary.

Just like I promised,
here's the offer.

Signed, sealed, and delivered.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

We are so grateful.

This is a cause for celebration.
Let us buy you a drink.

Oh, no, really, I can't.
My wife's waiting for me.

This is such a big deal for us.
We have to celebrate.

- I really can't. I'm late.
- We insist.

Please.

Okay. One quick drink.
Okay. One quick one.

Sir, can I have a ginger
ale over here, please?

Oh, no. That's not a drink.

Sammy, three Volcanoes.

- Oh, no. No volcanoes.
- They're incredibly smooth.

Oh, we love it here.

We've been coming
here for years.

- It's like Hawaii.
- Yes.

We spent our honeymoon there.

It was fantastic. Have you been?

- No, never been there.
- Promise me you'll go.

Promise.

I'll go if you sign. I will
go to Hawaii if you sign.

But I got to get going because
it's my anniversary tonight.

Your anniversary?
Happy anniversary!

Thank you. Sign that thing here.

♪ Happy anniversary ♪

♪ Happy anniversary,
happy anniversary ♪

♪ Happy anniversary ♪

♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy ♪

Hey, sign this!

Okay, Jim.

- Sorry about that.
- No.

It's been a pleasure doing
business with you. Aloha.

Okay. Bye-bye.

Oh, excuse me. Did I
hear you correctly?

Did you just sell their house?

I sure did.

'Cause we're looking to buy.

Honey, forgive me.

Well, I'm Jim Evers of
Evers & Evers Real Estate.

Tell me about your dream house.

Hi, Sara. My name's Teddy.

Your husband told me to tell
you he loves you very much,

but sometimes he loses
track of the time.

I'm sorry I'm late.

Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary.

Yes.

Look at what he brought you.

Look at that. Isn't that pretty?

Oh, you know, you have
a wonderful husband

that thinks about you like
that on your anniversaries.

You're so fortunate!

It's beautiful.

It's actually Teddy's
fault that I'm late.

He had a little accident
in the backseat,

cotton all over the place,
but I cleaned it up.

It's okay. I forgive Teddy.

Hey, come on, Sara.
Don't be like that.

I'm on a roll here. We sold
seven houses this month.

What about the
three soccer games,

two birthday parties,
and barbecue you missed?

Did I miss that much
stuff this month?

Okay. We're gonna
take off this weekend.

What?

We're gonna take off
and go down to the lake

like we did last year with the
kids for the whole weekend.

- How's that sound?
- Can we really close on this?

Yes. How about this?
We can close on this.

How about this?

Close on that. Let
me go tell the kids.

All right? Okay. All right.

Megan and Michael,
big family adventure!

Hey! Michael Jordan Evers!

Aah! Aah!

Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Dad! There's a...
- What is it?

- There's a spider in my room!
- There's a what?

There's a spider in
my room on the window.

Why don't you kill it, man?

That's a big spider!

Come on. It's just
a spider, Michael.

How big could it be?
What is this?

Where's the spider at?

What? Man, you're
acting like it's Mothra.

It's just a spider.

You're making a big deal
out of nothing, Michael.

You're 10 years old.

It's time I teach you how to
kill a spider the right way.

The most efficient
way to crush a spider.

You got to get a good magazine.
Doesn't matter what you use.

Some people like to use
"Life" or "Time" or...

This is my "Sports
lllustrated" Swimsuit Edition.

What are you doing with it?

- I don't know.
- Yeah, right.

If you can look at this, you
should have enough courage

to kill a spider the right way.

So I'm gonna roll this up so
you get a good grip on it.

You get a bead on the spider.
You get a side swing.

That's where you can really
get some good action going.

You want to come across like
that so you really crush it.

You come across this way so
you get his whole escape route

in case he try to go...

You take it, and you whack it.

Go on. Whack the spider.

I don't want to whack it.

Come on, you got to whack
the spider, Mike. Whack it.

Dad, I'm afraid of spiders.
I can't whack it.

Let me explain something to you.

All your life you're gonna
be facing spiders, okay?

I am?

What I'm trying to say is
you should never be afraid.

People know, they
use that against you.

I'm not scared of anything.
I'm your dad, right?

You're my son. You
whack that spider.

I can't whack the spider, Dad.

Come on. Whack it. You can do it.
Whack the spider.

- I don't want to whack it.
- Yes, you can. Come on.

Kill the spider.
Kill the spider.

Dad, I can't crush it.
I can't whack it!

Hey.

There. Happy?

No, I'm not happy, Megan.

I was trying to make a point

about how it's important
to whack your own spiders!

Whatever.

Mm-hmm.

Past the Old Miller Road.

Okay. Great.

It is an old home, Ms. Evers.

And my employer is
anxious to move on.

Would it be possible
for you to come alone

to discuss the situation?

But my husband and
I work as a team.

The master usually
does not take visitors.

However, from your photograph,

he thought you to have
a trustworthy face.

About your husband,
he felt differently.

Oh. You got our flyer.

The master had wished to
meet you tomorrow evening.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

But tomorrow I've got
plans that can't be broken.

Who is that?

- Excuse me a second.
- Who is that?

Just someone calling
about repping a house.

What's the address? Where is it?

Sara, do you know
where this place is?

The places up here are big
multimillion-dollar mansions.

This could be big.

And what about our
big family adventure?

It's just a little detour.

How long is it gonna take?

No more than 20 minutes.
20 minutes tops.

You kids should be excited.

You're gonna see Mommy and
Daddy in real-estate action.

Somebody's calling me.
Who's calling me?

Hello. Jim Evers, Evers
& Evers Real Estate.

Stan, how you doing?
What's the latest?

Really? The Selmer property?

Tomorrow?

Wow. I'm kind of out
of town right now.

Hey. But, hey, listen. Maybe
I could come back early.

Oh, no. I can't come back early.

No, I can't come back early.

Maybe we should just take
care of this on Monday.

All right?

Monday?

Monday sounds fantastic.

Okay. I'll talk
to you on Monday.

We're gonna talk on Monday.

Are we still in America?

Here it is, right here.
Okay? All right?

Yeah, that's a
whole lot of gate.

They must have a big
possum problem down here.

That's some big possum.

Didn't they know we were coming?

Of course they knew.

Maybe there's a call
box or something.

Hello?!

Hello! The Evers are here!

Yes, we're here now!

Nobody's answering.

Now I got to get out in the
dirt with my brand-new shoes on.

Wow.

How are we gonna get in?

What if you give me a boost,
and I'll go around the back?

They're probably old.
We'll surprise them.

You'll probably kill them.

Let's just go.
It's getting late.

You know, Sara, you
give up too easy.

You got to be more patient.
The Evers way is to be patient.

All right. We're in business.

Let's go, let's go.

Let's do this.

Wow.

Bob Vila would have a
field day with this place.

Hey, Megan, don't slam
the door like that.

It's very sensitive.

It's a car, Dad.

Ah! It's not just a car.

It's a very delicate
piece of machinery.

Shh. She didn't mean
what she just said.

She didn't mean that.

Come on. Let's see
what's around back.

I'm getting hungry.

Me too.

Don't worry. We'll
be 20 minutes tops.

Hey, Dad, when we
get to the lake,

can I go to that pizza shop
where I ate that whole pizza,

and when we got to the cabin,

I threw up and you still saw
the pepperoni chunks in it?

Yeah, we can go there if we
can avoid a repeat performance.

Wow.

Now, that's something
you don't see every day.

Oh, my God.

Dead people?

Hey, honey.

You know they have, uh,
dead people in the backyard?

Well, some people have pools.

Some people have private cemeteries.
It happens.

You're gonna sell
a house with this?

This historical sprawling manor
with spacious grounds? Yes.

Hey, that's good. We'll
put that on the listing.

And leave out all
the dead people?

We'll just stick
to the bright side.

Oh, no. I got my good suit on.

Oh.

You think it's gonna stop?

Oh, I hope it's not
raining at the lake.

When you're at work
with Mommy and Daddy,

you're always on your
best behavior, right?

Okay. Whoo!

Look at the size
of these knockers.

Ever see anything
like that before?

Hello?! Evers Real Estate!

Evers Real Estate!

Hello?

Is anybody home?

Hello?

We're the Evers from
Evers & Evers Real Estate.

Hi!

Have you ever seen
anything like this?

Never.

Sara, this puts us in
a whole new league.

Smells like Grandma's house.

Worse. Smells like Grandma.

This place is just
a little dusty.

We'll get a cleaning crew to
come out here and shine it up.

This place would be
sparkling from top to bottom.

Mom, this place has spiders.

Sara Evers.

Yes, I'm Sara.

My name is Ramsley.

Hello, Ramsley.

I'm Jim Evers of Evers
& Evers Real Estate

at your service.

We were not expecting... others.

Yes, we were on our
way out of town.

Yeah, then when we
realized the enormity

and complexity of
your unique estate,

we wanted to commit
the full resources

of Evers & Evers Real Estate.

At Evers & Evers, we want you
to be happy forevers and evers.

Please accept this
waterproof calendar

as a token of our appreciation.

Very well.

We shall have to
place other settings.

Who do you have
the settings for?

Master Gracey wishes to discuss
his affairs over dinner.

Oh, I'm afraid we have plans.

Honey, we can't stay for dinner.

Oh, yes. But we mustn't
be rude, darling.

What about our family adventure?

Yeah, Dad.

We'll just have some soup, and
then we'll get going, okay?

All right?

Wow.

Wow.

Nice. Very nice.

Good job. Good job.

Hey, Megan, how'd you like to
eat like this every day at home?

The master will be
with you shortly.

Carry on.

I said, "Carry
on." He walks off.

Have you ever seen a
fireplace this amazing?

Incredible.

Ah, we could have one heck of a
wienie roast in that thing, huh?

Seriously. Look at this detail.

I've never seen
anything like this.

- Haven't you?

My grandfather spared no expense
when he built this mansion.

Well, your grandfather had
really good taste in tchotchkes.

I'm Jim Evers of Evers
& Evers Real Estate.

Charmed to make your
acquaintance, sir.

Edward. Edward Gracey.

Uh, this is my wife, Sara.

You want to come
meet Mr. Gracey?

Very nice to meet
you, Mr. Gracey.

And this is our daughter,
Megan, and our son, Michael.

You have very beautiful children, Ms.
Evers.

I kicked in some
chromosomes, too.

Children. Madam.

Oh. Nice.

Okay.

Thank you.

The master was very pleased

when he heard you could
come on such short notice.

Normally we would not have
called you here so abruptly.

But we had no other choice.

What do you got,
termites or something?

Big house like this must
have a lot of termites.

No. But lately there have been more...
disturbances.

What do you think of the house, Ms.
Evers?

Oh.

I think it's
absolutely incredible.

The Italian influence.

The Renaissance
style of the molding.

The attention to
detail is stunning.

You never see houses like this.
Or at least I don't.

Great care and love went into
the building of this mansion.

This house is my inheritance.

My birthright.

But lately it's become
too much to bear.

Tell me, Mr. Evers.

Do you believe in ghosts?

Ghosts?

Yeah. Sure. I believe in ghosts.
Yeah.

I don't think it's a good idea
to put that on the listing.

You should talk about how many
bathrooms are in the house.

People love bathrooms.

We should play up the toilet
angle and leave out ghosts.

I think that'd be best.

The storm has swollen the river.

How's that?

The storm has flooded the road.

I'm afraid there will be no
leaving the mansion tonight.

What?

Of course you are all more than
welcome to spend the night here.

Oh, no. I really
don't think we should.

We've got plans.

I'm afraid there's no other way.

Ramsley will show
you to your rooms.

I believe the children will
be comfortable in this room.

Yeah. Real homey.

You'll be fine.

Wow. Hey, listen.

When you flush the toilet, check
and see how quickly it refills.

Good night, Dad.

Good night.

I hope you and the madame will
find this room to your liking.

Yeah. It's great.

It'll be like spending
the night in a fine hotel.

Will there be anything
else that you require, sir?

Are you gonna get
us some chocolates?

Pardon?

You know, the little chocolates
they put on the hotel pillows.

Sometimes they have
chocolates on the pillow.

They have little chocolates
on the pillows...

to have.

What's the problem?

In the first place,

we weren't even
supposed to be here.

We were supposed
to be at the lake.

What am I supposed to do,
control the weather now, Sara?

That's not the point.

You couldn't resist.
You just had to come.

Excuse me. This is a big
opportunity for all of us.

Not for us, for you.

The only thing you seem to
care about anymore is work.

Oh, but when I'm working
hard, it doesn't matter

as long as I'm bringing you
home expensive gifts, right?

Hey, what are you... Hey, Sara.

Hey, Sara, I didn't
mean to say that, okay?

Sara.

Come on. Stop it.

Sara. Sara.

I'm sorry about that, honey.
Can you open up, please?

Aah! Ooh.

You scared me.

- Pardon the intrusion, sir.
- Yes.

The master was wondering if
he might have a word with you

in the library.

A word? Okay. I'd love
to have a word with him.

Sure. Let's go talk some turkey.

Yes. Turkey.

- Very good, sir.
- Yeah.

If you will kindly follow me.

Yeah. Of course. Of course.

Hey, Sara, I'm gonna have
a word with Mr. Gracey.

I'll be back in a minute.

Ramsley, I was just wondering.

Have you ever been
to a tanning salon?

I've got a friend who's
got a really great place.

You can get a really smooth tan.

Do something about
that ashy white look.

I'm sure the ladies
would love it.

Yes. Sounds wonderful.

Would you care for a drink,
sir, while you're waiting?

Yeah. Don't mind if I do.
Thank you, Ramsley.

Oh, wow!

Now, that's class.
That's what I need to do.

Get a big picture of myself to
put on the living room wall.

Adds a touch of
elegance to the room.

Yes, sir. Very elegant.

Thank you. Thank you
so much, Ramsley.

Mmm.

So, Ramsley, how long
you been a butler?

A long time.

What are the most
important qualifications

in case I might be
doing some interviewing?

Attending to every detail.

Understanding priorities.

And above all,
knowing one's place.

What does your boss like to do?
What's he into?

You know, what floats his boat?

The master likes a
great many things.

Art, literature, beauty.

And all that stuff about ghosts.

Did he get, like, a bad clam
in his jambalaya one night?

You don't believe
in ghosts, sir?

Absolutely not. Let
me tell you something.

The way I see it, you only
go around the track once.

So you do it full-out
all the way around.

Mr. Evers, may I confide in you?

Please do.

The master is not well.

He must leave this
house, Mr. Evers.

He must move on.

It is of the gravest
importance, I assure you.

Or I fear the very worst.

I can't believe this.

Still no reception.

We had to take
that little detour.

20 minutes tops. Yeah, right.

Do you think it's gonna
stop raining soon?

How should I know? I'm
not the weatherman.

Hmm.

Stogies.

Not bad.

Not at all. Hold onto that.

Hmm. Hmm.

Wonderful.

Must be nice. Must
be really nice.

I tell ya.

Ahh.

Hmm.

Hello there, good man.

Ramsley, fix the
gentleman a drink.

Nigel, I just recently
returned from the Continent,

where I found the
most interesting book.

Yes, it was called
"Raising the Dead."

Oh! Oh, cripes.

Oh. I hope that doesn't stain.

Oh.

Wow.

Interesting.

Wow.

Wow. I wonder where
this leads to.

Hey!

Hey, open this back up!

Hey, open up!

Ramsley!

Ramsley!

Push back the head!

Hey, will somebody
push the head back?

Megan!

What do you think it is?

It's a ghost ball.

I think it wants
us to follow it.

I think you're crazy.

It does. It wants
us to follow it.

Hey, Megan, wait up!

Where's that scary
albino when you need him?

Oh. Hello.

Have you seen my husband?

Excuse me.

Wait!

Wait!

Oh, Ramsley. It's you.

May I help you?

Yes.

I was just looking
for my husband.

Ah, indeed.

I left him in the library.

Right through there.

Honey, it's late. Let's
not fight anymore.

Come to bed?

Oh! I'm sorry.

I thought you were my husband.

Can I help you with that?

Ramsley hates it when I
leave things lying about.

Yes. He seems a bit proper.

He strikes most people that way.

Once you get to know him,
you'll find that's not the case.

But he's really...

He's really very sweet.

Thank you.

He's been like a father to me.

Mr. Gracey, may I
ask you something?

Yes. Of course. Anything.

This house.

It's been in your
family for generations.

It's your home.

Why do you want to sell it?

These walls are filled
with so many memories.

Some of them painful.

I think for you to understand,
I really must show you.

It's all right. There's
nothing to be afraid of.

Although it might be
a bit worn and faded

from its original grandeur,

this house was once filled
with so many things.

So much life.

With grand parties, dancing,
laughter, and, above all, hope.

Being a Gracey meant that
you were denied nothing.

The world was yours.

What happened here, Mr. Gracey?

She did.

Who?

Elizabeth.

Hers is the story that
haunts these walls.

Come on.

Megan, wait.

You don't know the last time
that thing's been inspected.

Would you just relax? Where's
your sense of adventure?

This is against all
my better judgment.

Hi!

Is anyone home?

Those must be termites.

Some big-ass termites.
That's all.

Hello?

- Oh!

Oh.

Aah! Aah!

Megan!

Mom.

What are you doing here?
You're not supposed to be here!

This is unspeakable! Unspeakable!
You have to leave!

- Who is that?
- That's none of your business.

Now, come on. Get out of here.
It's way past your bedtime.

Her name was Elizabeth.

Are you kids hungry? Does
anybody want a cookie?

Cookies?!

Don't offer them cookies!
They're trespassers!

Trespassers don't get cookies!

This is none of their concern.

It is their concern!
They're involved!

Hide! Hide!

The children are
not in their room.

Have you seen them?

Children? What children?

What children?

Her children.

The children she wasn't
supposed to bring.

Along with that brainless
husband of hers.

Thank you.

If I had to listen
to another word

from that insufferable fool,
I think I would have burst.

Of course, sir. What a fool!

Did I not tell
her to come alone?

Is it really too much to ask
for a little cooperation?

A little order?

Of course not, sir.

If you find the children,
bring them to me.

- Certainly, sir.
- Yes, sir.

The final arrangements
have been made.

Nothing further will interfere
with the master's plan.

Thank God I heard your voice.
I lost my way.

I don't know how
to get out of here.

I'm sorry if I sound
a little frazzled.

I just had myself a little
freak show back there.

It's time to respond.

I was supposed to
meet with Mr. Gracey.

But I got stuck in the wall.

Goblins and ghoulies
from last Halloween,

awaken the spirits
with your tambourine.

Okay, I hear you, but I don't see you.
Where are you?

I am Madame Leota, seer of
all, voice to the spirits.

Whom do you seek?

Hey! Hey!

Hey, let me out of here!

Silence! Whom do you seek?

I am seeking a way out of here.

Then you must look within.

I don't want to look within.
I want to look without.

There is great
evil in this house.

A devil's curse. It
seeks to destroy you.

Why would something
seek to destroy me?

I'm just here to sell the house.

Dark spirits from the
grave, come forth.

Lift us from the
black and show us.

Show us the way back.

Dark spirits? Hey,
no dark spirits.

Don't you make no
dark spirits come out.

Lift us. Lift us
up to the light.

And lead us through
this stormy night.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey!

Hey, I'd really like
to stay on the ground.

I'd rather stay on the ground.
Can I stay on the ground?

Evil and darkness have
fallen this night.

But now to survive, you
must gain new sight.

I must first gain new underwear.

Only the light
will lead the way.

Follow it and find
your way home.

There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.

Go, Mr. Evers. Your
family is at stake.

Your very life is at stake.
Break the curse.

There is no escape for you
unless you lift this spell.

Go. Save yourself.

Save your family.

Release her. Release us all!

I'm getting so queasy.
I'm getting very queasy.

Oh!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Oh!

- Dad!
- Dad!

Hey! Michael and
Megan, you okay?

We're fine, thanks.

Get your things.
Let's get out of here.

We have a problem.

Because of the rain? We're
gonna get a little wet.

Let's just find your
mom and get out of here.

I'm afraid that's not possible.
She can't leave.

And why not?

Because she can't!

If I could tell you, I would.
But I can't, so I won't, okay?

Hey, how'd you...

Hey, look. Come on.

Daddy's having more hallucinations.
Let's go.

- They're ghosts, Dad.
- They're not ghosts.

We're just having hallucinations
from that dinner we ate.

It was that chicken.
It didn't taste right.

- Oh!
- It's not the chicken!

All right. It's not the chicken.
But we're getting out of here.

But we have to help them.

You can't help the dead, honey.
They're beyond help.

The man's talking sense.

Everyone should keep their
noses in their own business.

But we have to help
them break the curse.

Why is everybody
talking about a curse?

Have you been talking to
that crazy green gypsy

in the giant paperweight?

We've got to go back to see her.

- No back. I'm not going back.
- But, Dad!

They had me floating
all around the room.

Hey, I was strapped to a chair,

floating around the room with
a marching band chasing me.

I'm not going back anywhere!
Forget it, Casper!

But Mom's in trouble.

What kind of trouble?

She died here in this house.

She was so very young.

So very beautiful.

She was in love with the
heir to this mansion.

Your grandfather.

And he loved her more
than life itself.

But they were from different
worlds and couldn't be together.

How did she die, Mr. Gracey?

She took her own life.

Poison.

After that, his life
became unbearable.

And so, without
hope, without love,

without Elizabeth,

he hung himself.

His soul wanders these halls,
waiting for her to return.

If you listen carefully,

you can still hear the
beating of his broken heart.

Wait a minute. Hold it a second.

You're telling me
this guy is dead

and the reason we
were brought here

is he wants to try to
get jiggy with my wife?

Pretty much. Are you upset?

The guy is dead, and he's
trying to get with my wife!

And the house isn't
really for sale!

Yes, I'm upset!

Oh, Madame Leota, is it her?

Is she truly our dear, departed
Elizabeth come back to us?

It is true. She
walks these halls.

You see? I told you it is her!

But do not be deceived.

All things are not
as they appear.

For the curse to be lifted,
the truth must be known.

And for the truth to be
known, you must find the key.

What are you talking about, ball lady?
What key?

Enter the tomb under
the great dead oak

and travel down deep
under the ground.

And there you will find
the key that must be found.

Find the black crypt
that bears no name,

or soon your fate
will be the same.

You're telling me all I
have to do is find this key,

then I'm gonna walk out of
here with my wife and kids?

The key is the answer to all.

Well, great. I'm in.
Let's get this key.

There's only one problem.

How do we get out of here?

Yeah, how do we get out of here?

Well, there's
always, uh, my way.

Hey! I thought you said
you could drive this thing!

Don't you worry. I know
exactly what I'm doing.

- Aah!
- Aah!

Well, you better just keep
your eyes on the road!

- Move over!
- What are you doing?

If you keep driving,
you'll kill us all!

That's where you're wrong.

Because some of us
are already dead!

Dad, look.

Ready? Fire!

Dad?

Yes, son?

I see dead people.

Excuse me.

Why are all these ghosts
still hanging around here?

When they died, they
couldn't find the light.

And now...

Now they're trapped.

Doomed to wander the
Earth for all eternity.

Nice. Nice job.

Whoa!

Okay.

Hey!

Hey, what are you doing here?

Can they see us?

No. Of course not.

Yes, I can. I'm looking at you
right now in your stupid hat.

Don't listen to him. He's lying.

Whatever. Come on, kids.
Let's go. Come on.

I could swear he was
looking right at me.

He's psychic.

This was to have been
her wedding dress.

Oh, it's lovely.

It would have been lovelier if
she'd had a chance to wear it.

Now it serves only
as a dark reminder

of what could have been.

To love someone so much and
then lose them so suddenly.

I can't imagine how
awful that must be.

If you truly love someone,
they never leave you.

They remain in
your heart forever.

Isn't that romantic?

He was willing to throw
everything away for love.

Well, now he's broke, dead, and cursed.
Nice move.

- Oh, crap!

These are my new shoes.

Hey, kids, watch your step.

- Oh, crap!

Hey, Michael, don't say "crap."

All right. Where is this place?

Okay, where are we?

I think the gypsy
lady said something

about making a left at an oak.

Okay. Well, glad
she was so specific.

What is that? Do you hear that?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

♪ And harmonize ♪

♪ When we ghosts come
out to socialize ♪

♪ Doom, doom, doom, doom ♪

♪ When the cryptos creak
and the tombstones quake ♪

♪ Spooks come out
for a swinging wake ♪

Excuse me. Sorry to bother you.

But we were wondering
if you happen to know

where the mausoleum was.

♪ Down by the ♪

♪ Old mill stream ♪

♪ Where I first met you ♪

No, no. I think they
said it was an old oak.

That's what they said.
It's by the...

♪ By the light ♪

♪ By the light, by the light ♪

♪ Of the silvery moon ♪

Yeah. You sound really good.
Your harmony's tight.

But we're trying to find my wife.
She'll be...

♪ Comin' 'round the
mountain when she comes ♪

♪ She'll be comin'
'round the mountain... ♪

Listen, guys. I'm
trying to find a key.

I'm trying to find a key...

♪ Where's the key?
Where's the key? ♪

♪ Where's the beautiful key? ♪

♪ Find the key, find the key ♪

♪ Oh, how happy you'll be ♪

The key that I'm trying to
find is in the mausoleum.

The key is in the mausoleum.

♪ You left your key ♪

♪ In a mausoleum ♪

♪ Down in Dixie ♪

Dad, there it is!

- ♪ Dad, there it is ♪ - Thanks.

- ♪ Dad, there it is ♪
- Thanks for nothing.

Okay. We made it.

All right, kids. Stay close.

Hey.

Look.

It's a warning.

Now, how do you know that?

I studied Latin for
three years, Dad.

You thought it was
dumb, remember?

You said it was a dead language.

Oh, we see how wrong
I was about that.

"Beware all who enter.

Here lies the
passage to the dead."

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Where are you going?

- I don't like Latin.
- Hey, wait. Michael.

You're 10 years old now. You
got to start being a man.

I just turned 10. I'm
still getting used to it.

Okay. Here's what we do.

Megan, stay here
with your brother.

What?

I'm not gonna leave him
out here by himself.

You guys stay together.

I'll go in here, and
I'll take care of this.

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

Oh.

Wow.

Okay.

All right.

Okay. I'll be right back.

20 minutes tops, right?

20 minutes tops.

What was it that gypsy
told me to look for?

Look for a crypt with...

Look for a crypt...

- A crypt without a name.
- Aah!

Oh! What's the matter with you?

You can't just be
popping out like that.

I thought I told you
to wait with Michael.

I was worried you
wouldn't find it.

Besides, Michael's fine.

She said, "Find the black
crypt with no name",

or soon your fate
will be the same."

That must be it.

Good hunch, Dad.

I'm officially starting
to get sick of this place.

And we're here 'cause of who?

Because I take seriously my
responsibility as breadwinner.

I want you guys to have
everything I never had before.

I didn't know you
had a bad childhood.

I didn't have a bad childhood.

Then why do we have to
have what you didn't have?

Because...

Hey, don't be tricking me,

you little Latin-speaking
13-year-old.

Let's just get this over with.
Hold this.

Hold it with two hands, now.

Aah! Phew!

Oh, man.

Excuse me one second.

I'm sorry to bother you.

Oh!

Aah. Ugh.

Oh, no. Ew.

Aah.

Okay. All right.

Now, that wasn't hard, was it?

Let's get out of here.

That gypsy had me thinking
it was gonna be hard.

- That was easy.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, no.

Oh! Oh, no!

Go get the key! I'll
take care of him!

Hey, man, go on back to bed.
Get back in your bed.

Go back to bed.

I'm Jim Evers of Evers
& Evers Real Estate.

Hey, look, I don't
want no trouble, man.

The gypsy told me it was all
right to get the key, so -

Oh!

Just lighten up. Now, let
me tell you something.

I got to get my wife.
I don't want no trouble.

Seriously, back up!

You asked for it.

Next time you're
gonna think twice

before coming back from
the dead, ain't you?

- Did you get the key?
- I'm looking! I'm looking!

Take your time. Relax. I have
everything under control.

I have everything
completely under control.

Megan, you better look faster!

Oh, I don't want to do this.

Jeez.

Aah!

- Aah!

Give me your hand.

Okay. Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, guys! Hurry up!

Hold on!

Come on, guys! Hurry up!

Michael! Michael, open the door.

Michael, it's locked
from the outside!

Michael, open the door. Open the door.
Michael!

Dad, there's spiders everywhere,
and I don't have a magazine.

- Hey, Michael, are you scared?
- Uh-huh.

Michael, it's okay to be scared.
Everybody gets scared sometimes.

- Daddy's scared right now.
- You are?

Yes, I'm very scared. Now,
please open the door, son!

Michael, open the
door, or I'll kill you!

That's great. Keep him calm.

Hey, Michael, listen,
it's okay to get scared.

Everybody gets
scared now and then.

You just can't let it stop you.

Michael, if you think
you're scared now,

wait till the zombies come out!

What zombies?

Michael! Hey, Michael, look.

Just open the door. Please, man.

Open the door right now.

Dad, they're coming!

Michael, open the
door right now!

Open the door! Open the door!

Open the door right now!
Open the door!

Oh!

Aah!

Lock it! Lock it!

Okay. Come on!

All right.

Okay. All right. Get 'em off!

Okay. Come on. Get 'em off.
Okay.

All right. We got it. All right.
You okay?

Okay.

My brave little man. All right.

All right. You okay?

Yeah. You got the key?

Oh, no.

Wait. Whoa. Yeah, I got it.
I got it.

There it is. Okay.

All right.

Now, we went to hell and
back to get this thing.

Where's the door out of here?

First, you must find the trunk.

Trunk?

Yes, trunk.

Not door?

No. Not door. Trunk.

All you said I had to do was find this key!
I got the key.

Now you're telling me
this story about a trunk!

The key is the answer
to all, remember?

Look, I don't make the rules.
I just work here.

Okay. That's it.
That's the last straw.

I've had enough
of this nonsense.

Hey, what are you doing?!
Put me down!

This is bad luck!
This is very bad luck!

I'll show you bad luck. I'm
tired of playing around.

I'm getting nauseous!

You'll get over it.

Please don't drop me.

I'm fragile. I'm very fragile.

Don't talk to me
about being fragile.

I'm the one that's
feeling fragile right now.

Is that it?

- That's it.
- Hmm. All right.

Now we're in business.

Hey, hold her for a second.

All right. Okay.

Okay.

How do I know what to look for?
This thing is full of junk.

Find the thing that must be read

lest your heart be
filled with dread.

There's nothing in here red.

Hey, wait a minute.
There's a letter here.

It's a letter.

"Yes, my dear heart,
I will marry you."

I will love you
for all eternity.

And tonight at last,
we will be together.

I do.

"Forever yours, Elizabeth."

She didn't kill herself.

She wanted to be with him.

Yeah, and somebody gave
him the wrong letter.

Yes. Well done, Mr. Evers.

I must say I'm impressed.

You are more persistent than
I would have ever imagined.

The butler did it? You
got to be kidding me.

I will deal with you two later.

Why'd you kill her?

Because the master would
not listen to reason.

He had everything in the world.

And yet he was willing to
throw it all away for love.

I did tell him it
would end badly.

You're a real cold dude.

No, Mr. Evers.
I am a rational man.

It was my responsibility
to the house.

My duty, sir, to see to it

that the boy did not make a
foolish error in judgment.

Running away with that girl
would have destroyed this house.

It would have
destroyed everything.

And I could not stand by and
watch it all fall to ruin.

Punch his face in, Dad.

Yeah, but first I'm gonna tell
his master what really happened.

The master must never know.

Edward and his love
will be reunited,

and this curse will be broken.

That's not her. That's my wife.

And what she sees in
you I'll never know.

But that is of little
importance now.

The only thing that matters is
that the master's pain must end.

And it will end tonight.

The curse will be broken, and
we can all finally move on.

All right. That's it, man.
Where's my wife?

Getting ready for her
wedding, of course.

What wedding? He
can't marry her.

He's dead, and she's not.

True.

But that can be
easily corrected.

Life, I'm afraid, is
such a delicate state.

If you put one finger on my
wife, I swear I'll kill you.

How wonderful. You're
going to kill a ghost.

- Leave him alone!
- Stop it!

- Aah!
- Aah!

Let them go!

You're gonna let my kids out
of here, take me to my wife,

and let us out of
here right now!

You want out, fine.

Let me show you out.

Now, for the last time,
good night, Mr. Evers.

Aah!

Ugh!

Oh!

This house has waited so long

to have its shroud
of darkness lifted.

And tonight, for the first
time in, oh, so many years,

I believe it may be possible

that the story will
finally end differently.

Sara?

Do you believe that love
is about second chances?

About forgiveness?

Yes, I do.

Don't you remember?

Remember?

Mr. Gracey, are you all right?

Don't you recognize me at all?

Mr. Gracey.

I thought certainly bringing
you back to Gracey Manor

would help you remember.

Remember what? Mr. Gracey,
you're scaring me.

Where it happened.

Where we spent our
last moments together.

Where we danced together for
the last time before you...

Before you killed yourself!

But now you've returned to me.

And at long last,
we can be together.

Why do you not remember?

You were my world, my life!

And I have loved you in
death as I did in life!

Let me go!

Why do you not remember?

You are her. You are Elizabeth.

You must be!

Can you not sense it?
Search your heart.

I am your one true love.

And now we can
finally be together.

Don't you understand?

Elizabeth, you
must listen to me.

I'm not Elizabeth!

Please! I implore you.

Leave me alone!
Get away from me!

She doesn't remember.

It can't be her.

It is her, sir.

The gypsy woman
prophesied her return.

And now the time has come.

You had best get ready.

But she doesn't remember.

In time she will, sir.

I assure you she will.

Open up! Hey!

Let me in!

Aah!

Oh, Ramsley, you
have to help me.

There's something horribly wrong.
Mr. Gracey...

Yes. I know, my dear. I know.

He's expecting you.

He's always been expecting you.

And you haven't put
on your dress yet.

We can't keep the
master waiting.

Waiting? For what?

Why, your wedding, of course.

My...

I'm not Elizabeth!

Of course you are, my dear.

You may not see it yet.

But in time you will.

You don't actually think I'm
going through with this madness?

Oh, yes. I very much do.

You see...

we wouldn't want anything
to happen to the children.

Now, would we?

Michael! Megan!

You wouldn't.

Of course not, my dear.

But that is entirely up to you.

If not, I really do
fear for the children.

Have her ready.

And this time, any further
acts of insubordination

will be dealt with in the
harshest possible manner.

But, sir?

There are worse things
than purgatory, madam.

I can assure you.

Have her ready.

Tears of joy.

What are you doing?

Hey, you leave me alone.

Just get out of here
and leave me alone.

Oh, I see.

You're just gonna sit there,
feeling sorry for yourself.

You tell me why not.

This whole thing was my fault.

We should've never been
here in the first place.

Supposed to be at the lake.

We'd be sitting by a
warm fire right now.

And I made us come here.

And now it's too late.

No. It's never too late.

Hey, look, I tried to get in
there, and I can't, all right?

I tried! I failed!

You try. You fail.

But the only true failure
is when you stop trying.

What do you want me to do? Huh?

Try again.

Hold on!

With what?

- Aah!
- Aah!

Elizabeth?

Yes, my love.

I'll be right back.

Okay. I'll wait here.

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered together
here in the sight of God

to join this man and this woman
in the bonds of holy matrimony.

Dad! Help us!

Michael! Megan!

Wilt thou, Edward Gracey,

have this woman to
be thy wedded wife,

to live together
after God's ordinance

in the holiest
state of matrimony?

I will.

And do you, Elizabeth Henshaw,

take this man to be
your lawful husband,

to love and cherish in
death as you did in life?

I do.

Whoa!

Aah!

From this day forward, you
shall be joined together as one

for all eternity until
the very end of time.

What God has joined together
let no man cast asunder.

- Dad!
- Dad!

If anyone has any objections...

Yeah, I got a few objections!

The next time I say
we're going to the lake,

- we're going to the lake.
- Let's go.

Get away from her.

I lost her once.

I don't intend to
let it happen again.

This is not Elizabeth. Ramsley,
you tell him the truth.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Now you got amnesia, huh?

Elizabeth didn't kill herself.
He did it.

He's been lying
to you all along.

I'm warning you, sir.

Step away.

Don't think 'cause you
pull out your sword

I'm gonna let you marry my wife.

My patience is wearing thin.

Elizabeth, please, come along.

I'm not Elizabeth.

You must be.

Her name is Sara.
She's from New Jersey.

Ramsley wants you to
think she's Elizabeth

so this curse would be lifted.

That is absurd.

Forgive me.

If you're gonna
kill me, kill me.

But on the other side,

I'm gonna be whipping
your ass for all eternity.

So maybe you should read this
before you stab somebody.

- What is it?
- It's Elizabeth's letter.

Her real letter.
The one she wrote.

The one he stole.
You never saw it.

What's the meaning of this?

Must we continue to listen to
the ramblings of a lunatic?

But it is written in her hand.

Yeah, it's written in her hand.
Explain that, Ramsley.

Well?

Your union was unacceptable.

I tried to warn you,
but you wouldn't listen.

So you killed her.

I told you it would be a mistake
to run away with that girl.

But I loved her!
Was love my mistake?

Yes!

I tried to protect you.

All these years I've
sacrificed for you.

But what would you understand
of sacrifice, duty, or honor?

You loved her.

Well, damn you.

Damn you all to hell!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Jim!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

- Mom!
- Mom!

Mom, what's wrong?

Are you all right?

- Mom.
- Hey!

Hey, Sara. Sara,
what's the matter?

Sara, what's wrong?

Hey, what's the matter?
What's wrong?

It's the poison!

Oh, no.

No. Hey, Sara.

Come on. Please. Don't do this!

Sara, don't do this. Please.

Jim...

Sara! Hey!

Sara. Sara, come on. Please.

Sara.

Sara, I love you.

Sara, please.
I love you so much.

Hey, get away from us!
Leave us alone!

No, Dad.

It won't hurt us.

Elizabeth, is that you?

Yes, my love.

The ghost ball was Elizabeth.

The truth had to be known
for me to be released.

He saved me.

It was nothing.

Oh, Elizabeth.

Yes, my darling?

I have waited so
long for this moment.

And now only heaven awaits.

He's not really
kissing your mom.

Hey.

That's my wife.

Sara?

Jim?

I thought I lost you.

Oh.

I thought I lost you, too.

I'm back, Sara.

I'm back.

Can you ever forgive me?

Oh, what's to forgive?
You loved her.

Here. Take this.

What is it?

The deed to the house.
It's yours.

Do with it what you will.

Sell it, keep it.

Do whatever makes you
and your family happy.

And thank you.

Thank you all so much.

Wait! Wait for us!

Hold on!

What's all this?

Well, I don't know
what we'll need.

What are you talking about?
We're going to heaven.

You can't take it with you.

The hell I can't.

- Oh.
- Goodbye.

- Bye-bye.
- Thank you all so much.

You're welcome.

- Thank you.
- So long, now.

Okay, little man. All right.
Hurry!

Let's go!

- Bye!
- Bye!

Okay. Here we go.

Whoo!

Bye-bye.

Angels in heaven
together at last.

The tale is well ended
for those who have passed.

Love endures all,
no reason, no rhyme.

It lasts forever and
forever all time.

Mom, Leota won't shut up.

- Are we there yet?
- I'm getting pretty hungry.

Can we get some pizza?

How long before we
get there, Sara?

20 minutes tops.

Nothing takes 20 minutes.

♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪

Hey, guys, keep it down.

- ♪ We'll keep it down ♪
- ♪ We'll keep it down ♪

♪ Oh, yes, we will,
we'll keep it down ♪

♪ Oh, we're drivin'
down the highway ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ And we're tryin'
to keep it down ♪

Subrip By Pacman More
After The End Credits.

Hurry back.

Hurry back.

Be sure to bring your
death certificate.

If you decide to join us, make
your final arrangements now.

We've been dying to have you.