Dead Man's Curve (1998) - full transcript
Tim, Chris and Rand are campus roommates. They are not the closest of friends. When it is announced as being usual to get the best possible grades as compensation for the psychic stress of a roommates' suicide, Tim and Chris decide to kill Rand. After Rand's "suicide", his girlfriend Natalie takes her life, too. She was the roommate of Chris' girl Emma. Who's tricking who?
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING
OUTSIDE]
TIM?
CHRIS?
I NAILED IT.
REALLY?
YEAH.
THAT'S GREAT. NOW
WE DON'T HAVE TO DO IT.
RIGHT.
PERFECT. I KNOW. I WAS HAVING
SECOND THOUGHTS, TOO.
I MEAN, IT'S...
WELL, IT WAS
A PRETTY RADICAL IDEA.
YEAH. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT WE WERE THINKING.
[LAUGHS]
IT SCARED YOU ENOUGH TO GET
AN A, THOUGH, DIDN'T IT?
YOU SHOULD BE ONE OF THOSE
MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS--
ONE OF THOSE GUYS
ON THE INFOMERCIALS.
YOU KNOW, "HOW MUCH MONEY
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE?"
WITH ONE 900 CALL,
YOU COULD--
ASSHOLE.
WHAT?
PLEASE.
DID YOU REALLY THINK
I WASN'T GOING TO CHECK
THE GRADES MYSELF?
LIKE I'M JUST GOING
TO TRUST YOU?
I STILL HAVE TIME.
WE CAN GO TO MY PROFESSOR--
FUCK YOU.
IT'S SETTLED.
[SLAPS]
COME ON, CHRIS.
[KISSES] COME ON.
[APPLAUSE]
Comic: HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD
ABOUT THIS WEIRD POLICY
THEY HAVE NOW
AT MOST UNIVERSITIES?
BACK ME UP IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
IF YOUR ROOMMATE
COMMITS SUICIDE,
YOU GET AN AUTOMATIC 4.0
FOR THE SEMESTER.
YEAH, APPARENTLY WITH
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA,
THEY FEEL
YOU DESERVE THIS.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
YOUR ROOMMATE
KILLS HIMSELF,
AND YOU GET STRAIGHT As.
[LAUGHTER]
THIS KIND OF
TAKES THE HEAT OFF FINALS,
DON'T YOU THINK?
THIS IS LIKE GIVING YOU
A LICENSE TO KILL.
I FIGURED THIS OUT.
YOU CAN GO THROUGH 4 YEARS,
ONLY KILL 8 PEOPLE,
GRADUATE
WITH A SUMMA CUM LAUDE.
[LAUGHTER]
"HEY, TAD,
WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR?"
"007."
[LAUGHTER]
Chris: I'M WORRIED
ABOUT MY ROOMMATE.
I THINK HE MIGHT BE
SUICIDAL.
MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME
WHAT SIGNS
I SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR.
Doctor: OK. UM...
SUICIDAL SIGNS.
Chris: WHERE ARE WE GOING
TO GET THE TEQUILA?
AT THE HOUSE,
YOU IDIOT.
DON'T CALL ME AN IDIOT,
ASSHOLE.
WELL, LET'S NOT ACT
LIKE A MORON, YOU IDIOT.
Doctor: WELL, THE USUAL
STUFF, I GUESS--
SPENDING
A LOT OF TIME ALONE,
DESPONDENT,
OVERLY DEFENSIVE.
Chris: UM, COULD YOU BE
A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC?
Chris: HOLD ON. IF WE'RE ALL
DRINKING THE TEQUILA,
AREN'T WE ALL GOING
TO GET DRUNK?
NO. I'M GOING TO MIX
LEMON JUICE AND WATER TOGETHER,
PUT IT IN
A TEQUILA BOTTLE,
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU AND I
ARE GOING TO BE DRINKING.
Doctor: WELL,
I'D ALWAYS BE CONCERNED
ABOUT ANYONE
WHO UNDERLINES PASSAGES
IN THE BELL JAR.
Chris: HE'S NOT MUCH
OF A READER.
Tim: HEY, POE'S GOOD.
AREN'T THEY GOING
TO WONDER WHERE WE ARE?
I DON'T KNOW. IF WE DITCH
A KEG PARTY FOR 20 MINUTES,
YOU THINK THEY'LL
SEND THE DOGS OUT?
Chris: ANYTHING ELSE?
Doctor: ALL RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT LISTENING
TO DEPRESSING MUSIC?
THAT'S GOOD.
ANYONE IN PARTICULAR?
Chris: HOW ABOUT THIS?
HANSON.
HANSON? WHAT DO YOU
WANT HIM TO DO,
GRAB A RIFLE AND HEAD FOR
THE NEAREST WATCH TOWER?
Doctor: SUZANNE VEGA,
THE SMITHS,
THE CURE--
ANYTHING
FROM THE EIGHTIES.
SUZANNE VEGA,
THE SMITHS, THE CURE.
DO YOU GUYS KNOW WE HAVE
A SALE ON JOY DIVISION?
Chris: WHAT ABOUT
THE SUICIDE NOTE?
Tim: WHAT ABOUT IT?
WHERE ARE YOU
GOING TO PUT IT?
I DON'T KNOW. HADN'T REALLY
THOUGHT THAT THROUGH YET.
IT'S PRETTY IMPORTANT.
BECAUSE WE GOT TO STICK
TOGETHER ON THIS, RIGHT?
RIGHT.
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
YEAH.
RIGHT?
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
OH, GIVE ME THIS.
YOU CAN'T LIGHT UP
IN HERE.
THANKS. IT'S FOR LATER.
GO PAY FOR THAT, WOULD YOU?
[BLOWS]
MAN.
THE RECEIPT?
YEAH.
AH, I'LL TAKE THAT.
LIKE YOU NEED
THE DEDUCTION.
Chris:
WHAT ABOUT MOVIES?
OK.
ANY PERIOD PIECE...
SCANDINAVIAN FILMS...
AND...
ANYTHING BY A FIRST-TIME
WRITER-DIRECTOR.
I HATE THOSE.
IS THIS HELPFUL?
Girl:
YOU'RE THIRD.
Girl: OH, I'M SO SICK
OF THIS GAME.
YOU'RE SICK OF IT
BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT IT.
WHO'S GOT THE TIME?
YOU GOT 10 SECONDS.
I'LL TIME.
REMEMBER, NONE OF THAT
"SOUNDS LIKE."
OK. ALL RIGHT. OK.
BABY, IT'S
YOU AND ME TOGETHER.
LET'S TAKE THESE BASTARDS
DOWN. YOU READY?
RAND, I'M REALLY NOT
FEELING VERY WELL.
NATALIE, DON'T FUCK ME.
Tim: READY...
GO.
OK, EASY ONE--
DISNEY RAT.
MICKEY MOUSE.
BEAUTIFUL. OK, OK.
HE KILLED HIMSELF.
HIS DAUGHTER KILLED HERSELF.
I THINK
HE'S IN A GAP AD.
I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S A WRITER.
OLD MAN AND THE SEA--
HE WROTE IT.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY.
BEAUTIFUL.
EASY.
GAP AD.
FUCK.
OK, OK.
SHORTSTOP FOR THE CUBS.
"LET'S PLAY 2."
SHE'S A CANADIAN. SHE'S
A GIRL. SHE'LL NEVER GET IT.
OH, CUBS. CUBS.
BASEBALL. COME ON.
COME ON,
DON'T BE AN IDIOT.
COME ON, BASEBALL.
MR. BASEBALL.
TOM SELLECK.
NO! JESUS CHRIST,
HE'S A HALL OF FAMER.
HE'S GOT THE SECOND HIGHEST
HOME RUN TOTAL
IN THE MAJOR LEAGUE.
CAL RIPKEN JUST BROKE
HIS RECORD. COME ON!
HIS FIRST NAME IS
A SESAME STREET
CHARACTER.
BERT?
AND TIME.
AW.
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
THAT YOU AND I ARE PARTNERS.
I'M SORRY, RAND.
I DON'T KNOW BASEBALL.
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU DON'T STOP WATCHING
THE FASHION CHANNEL.
Emma: OUR TURN.
HEY, RAND, HOW MANY
DID YOU GET?
I GOT 2.
HOW MANY?
I GOT 2.
WE GOT 2.
2 IS GOOD.
NO. 2's NOT GOOD.
2 SUCKS, OK? I'VE NEVER
GOT LESS THAN 5.
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
YOU READY?
YEAH.
HEY, NO, NO, NO.
PUT IT BACK.
I DIDN'T SEE IT.
PUT IT BACK.
PUT IT BACK.
PUT IT BACK.
IT'S BACK.
I'M NOT GOING
UNTIL YOU PUT IT BACK.
LET'S ALL STRESS OUT
A LITTLE.
DON'T CHEAT. IF YOU DON'T
CHEAT, YOU WON'T STRESS.
OK, READY?
AND...GO.
THE GUY RAND WAS JUST
TALKING ABOUT.
ERNIE BANKS.
ALL RIGHT. UM, UM...
ALL RIGHT,
WHO PUT THIS IN?
CHAIRMAN OF THE FED.
ALAN GREENSPAN.
THANK YOU.
NOW, THAT IS NOT SO BAD
FOR A SCHOLARSHIP STUDENT.
UM, ALL RIGHT.
STAR SPANGLED BANNER.
FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.
DRILL ME.
OK. HE'S A SENATOR.
HE'S OLD.
SCRAWNY NECK.
HE'S SOUTHERN.
STROM THURMOND.
NO, NO, THE OTHER ONE.
HE'S THE GUY WHO WANTED
TO ABOLISH THE ARTS.
OH, CHRIST.
THAT'S
10 SECONDS. NOT IT.
COME ON,
YOU KNOW THIS ONE.
HE'S FROM
NORTH CAROLINA.
HE'S--HE'S
THE RACIST SENATOR.
WHICH ONE?
THERE'S ONLY,
LIKE, 50 OF THEM.
SATAN.
JESSE HELMS.
TIME. OHH.
NOW, THAT IS THE KIND
OF INFORMATION
THAT GETS YOU
INTO HARVARD, DEAR.
OHH.
I'M REALLY NOT
FEELING WELL.
CAN WE LEAVE?
NO, NO, I WANT
TO PLAY AGAIN.
DON'T BE SUCH A DICK.
SHE WANTS TO LEAVE.
RAND, I REALLY THINK
I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
SO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO,
HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK
FOR YOU?
THANKS A LOT.
NICE FRIENDS.
I'LL SEE YOU
BACK AT THE ROOM, EMMA.
EXCUSE ME.
Rand: WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY FRIENDS?
WHAT?
I THINK SHE'S THE ONE.
Natalie:
I'M PREGNANT?
ARE YOU SURE?
I'M PREMED, NAT.
I'M
PREGNANT
PREGNANT?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE CAN DO ANOTHER TEST.
NO.
WE'VE ALREADY
DONE IT TWICE,
AND I CAN'T PEE ANYMORE.
RAND IS GOING
TO KILL ME.
♪ IF I HAD A LIFE
LIKE YOURS ♪
♪ I WOULD'VE ENDED IT
♪ LONG AGO
PRESIDENT WITH
THE FUCKED-UP BEARD.
ISAAC ASIMOV.
NO. UM, GETTYSBURG.
JEFF DANIELS.
NO, THE OTHER ONE.
ABE LINCOLN.
YES!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
UH, OK.
THE CHICK FROM
SPECIES.
CAMERON DIAZ.
UM,
SPECIES 2.
FUCK.
NEVE CAMPBELL.
NO. SHE'S FROM
FACTS OF LIFE.
NATASHA HENSTRIDGE,
YOU MORONS!
COOL. THANKS.
HEY, WE GOT 2!
WHAT'S UP, ERNIE?
MY, MY, MY.
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
ALL OF SOCIETY'S REJECTS
IN ONE SPOT.
A LITTLE CONTRABAND
UTOPIA, HUH?
WELL, I GOT SOME BAD NEWS
FOR YOU, GUYS.
I'M SHUTTING YOU DOWN.
[TURNS OFF MUSIC]
HEY, JEZEBEL.
TAKE 'EM DOWN.
IS THAT AN OPEN CONTAINER?
IT'S JUST
A SODA, ERNIE.
I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
TO TAKE A KNEE FOR ME.
GIVE ME A BREAK.
GUESS WHAT?
YOU JUST ESCALATED
THE SITUATION
AND ESTABLISHED YOURSELF
AS A THREAT TO ME.
NOW I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
TO TAKE BOTH KNEES
AND DO NOT MAKE ME GO
TO THE CHUCKS.
ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN,
LISTEN UP.
YOU'VE PROBABLY
HEARD THIS BEFORE.
IT IS
JACKSON VS.
SECUROFLEX CORPORATION.
LOCK IN WITH ME.
AHEM.
"I AM A PRIVATE
SECURITY OFFICER.
"I HAVE NO STATE
OR GOVERNMENTAL AUTHORITY.
"I STAND
AS AN ORDINARY CITIZEN.
"I HAVE NO RIGHT
TO DETAIN, INTERROGATE,
OR OTHERWISE INTERFERE WITH
YOUR PERSONAL PROPERTY."
BASICALLY, ALL THAT MEANS
IS I'M A COP, ALL RIGHT?
IT'S JUST LOCO WEED.
Ernie:
JUST LOCO WEED?
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
NUMBER ONE--I HAPPEN
TO KNOW THAT LOCO WEED
IS THE SAME THING
AS MARIJUANA.
NUMBER 2--
I GOT KICKED OFF
THE HYANNUS SHORE PATROL
FOR KNOCKING THE SNOT
OUT OF A PUNK JUST LIKE YOU,
SO DO NOT PUSH ME.
HAS IT EVER
OCCURRED TO YOU
THAT MARIJUANA
IS A HALLUCINOGEN,
AND MAYBE ONE DAY, YOU'LL
DECIDE YOU'RE CHUCK YEAGER?
YOUR BODY IS A PLANE,
AND THIS IS
A LITTLE RUNWAY.
YOU'RE GOING TO GO
RUNNING DOWN THAT RUNWAY
AND JUMP RIGHT OFF
THAT CLIFF.
YOU EVER SEEN--
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
HEY!
RICH BOY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HEY, ARE YOU
DEAF AND DUMB?
YOU TALKING TO ME?
OFFICER ERNIE.
AT YOUR SERVICE, SIR.
GET AWAY FROM THE CLIFF.
I'M JUST CLEARING MY HEAD.
HEY, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS FOR
YOUR PERSONAL WELL-BEING.
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU
GOING OVER ON MY SHIFT.
I APPRECIATE THE CONCERN.
WHAT'S LITTERING?
5 TO 10?
NO, THAT'S HOW LONG
IT'S GOING TO TAKE YOU
TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE,
DUMB ASS.
DO NOT--
DO NOT THROW
THAT BOTTLE!
Ernie: COME ON.
COME ON OVER HERE.
LET'S GO.
Ernie: YOU'RE TAKING A RIDE
TO THE SECURITY TRAILER.
I WILL HAVE
THE CINNAMON PLUM.
OOH, DECISION TIME.
VERY NICE.
AND A HAWAIIAN PUNCH
FOR MY DAD.
HAWAIIAN PUNCH
FOR YOUR DAD?
YEAH.
GOOD. HE'S 5.
WHY DON'T YOU GO
WAIT AND SIT?
THANK YOU, FRANK.
BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Tim: IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I JUST KNEW.
I DIDN'T TELL
ANYONE.
BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL RAND.
OH, NO.
NO, I CAN'T.
HE'S GOT A BIG
TERM PAPER DUE THIS WEEK.
BESIDES, I MEAN,
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
I'M A JUNIOR. I'M
CATHOLIC. I'M CANADIAN.
WHO GIVES A SHIT?
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
I THINK THAT THIS IS
THE BEST THING
THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED
TO RAND.
HE DOES NOT LOVE ME
ANYMORE, TIM,
AND HE'S GOING TO ASK ME
TO GET RID OF IT.
THAT'S NOT TRUE, NAT.
HE LOVES YOU. HE LOVES YOU
WITH ALL OF HIS HEART.
HE HAS BIG DREAMS ABOUT
GOING TO GRAD SCHOOL.
THIS RUINS IT.
GRAD SCHOOL?
RAND DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT GRAD SCHOOL.
STARTING A FAMILY?
NOW, THAT'S SOMETHING
THAT'S IMPORTANT TO HIM.
YOU DON'T GET IT.
THE TWO OF YOU--
I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE LIKE...
LIKE BENNY AND JOON,
HART TO HART,
KURT COBAIN
AND COURTNEY LOVE.
YOU GUYS WERE MEANT
TO BE TOGETHER.
YOU REALLY THINK SO?
OK, I KNOW YOU GUYS
HAVE ONLY BEEN TOGETHER,
WHAT, 3, 3 1/2 MONTHS,
BUT I KNOW THAT
RAND LOVES YOU,
AND YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM.
YOU'RE A REALLY
GOOD FRIEND, TIM.
NO.
OK, I'LL TAKE
A LITTLE ONE.
[LAUGHS]
YO, HEY, WHOA, WHOA,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU MOVING IN ON MY GIRL?
AW, YOU KNOW ME, BUDDY--
JUST KEEPING
YOUR SEAT WARM.
OH, HEY, UM...
WHAT TIME ARE YOU GUYS
GOING TO THE PARTY TONIGHT?
I'M BRINGING IT AT 10:00.
THAT'S GOOD.
I'LL BE THERE.
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.
YOU KNOW WE'RE PLAYING
BEER HUNTER.
AND YOU KNOW...
RIGHT?
GET OUT OF HERE.
WHAT--WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
OH, WE WERE
JUST TALKING.
YOU WERE JUST TALKING?
IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT TO ME.
WELL, YOU KNOW, RAND,
YOU JUST WALKED IN--
I JUST WALKED
INTO THE MIDDLE OF WHAT?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
IT'S OK.
JUST RELAX.
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO
GET YOU SOME WATER?
[LAUGHS]
NO. I'M FINE.
DO YOU WANT TO BE
ON TOP?
[LAUGHS]
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND, OK?
I CAN TALK DIRTY TO YOU.
IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.
I'M JUST...
I'M JUST SO WORRIED
ABOUT THIS...
THIS GETTING INTO
HARVARD THING IS...
YOU USED TO ONLY WORRY
ABOUT GETTING INTO ME.
I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
SORRY.
♪ SO JUST GO AHEAD
AND DIE ♪
♪ YOU CAN KICK,
AND YOU CAN CRY ♪
YOU KNOW,
THERE ARE PEOPLE
YOU CAN TALK TO
ABOUT THIS.
YEAH, I KNOW. I'M ALREADY
SEEING A TUTOR.
I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS.
RIGHT.
RIGHT. UH...
I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST--
IT'S EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW?
IT'S MIDTERMS
AND GRADES
AND GRADUATION AND WONDERING
IF I'M GOING TO BE ACCEPTED.
I SAID IT WAS OK.
HI. DO YOU WANT A FLYER
FOR OUR SPRING FLING?
NO.
HI. HERE, TAKE A FLYER
FOR OUR SPRING FLING.
IT'S A NONALCOHOLIC
PARTY.
WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE NACHOS.
IT'LL BE FUN.
HI. WE'RE HAVING
A SPRING FLING.
WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE A RAFFLE.
WE'RE RAFFLING OFF
A PIÑATA.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD
SLOW DANCE TO THIS SONG.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
NO, NO, I LIKE IT.
IT'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER
VERY INTELLECTUALLY
STIMULATING EVENING.
LET'S GET A BEER.
THIS PARTY SUCKS.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T WE HAVE FUN?
[LAUGHS]
Boy: I JUST CAN'T GET
ANY SLEEP, MAN.
HEY, EILEEN.
ALISON.
Emma: HEY.
Boy: HI.
HEY, JIMMY.
HI.
NEED A HAND
WITH THAT?
THANKS,
CHRISTOPHER.
HOW'S SCHOOL GOING, MAN?
I--I GOT ALL
SATISFACTORIES.
ALL RIGHT.
HA HA!
HEY, YOU GUYS. WHAT IS UP,
GILBERT GRAPE?
Emma: HEY, RENEE.
HI, EMMA.
HI, JIMMY.
HI, RENEE.
Tim: HOW DO YOU GUYS
KNOW EACH OTHER?
RENEE'S MY TUTOR.
SHE TEACHES COMPUTERS.
RENEE'S SMART.
NO. YOU'RE SMART.
HEY, JIMMY, DO YOU THINK
RENEE IS PRETTY?
YEAH.
SHE'S SO PRETTY
YOU'D WANT TO KISS HER?
DON'T TEASE HIM,
TIM.
YEAH.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WE'RE BUDDIES.
IS SHE SO PRETTY...
JIMMY, DO YOU THINK
YOU'D WANT TO...
MMM, HAVE SEX WITH HER?
DO NOT ANSWER THAT.
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT GIRLS?
YEAH.
WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
WOULD YOU PLEASE
STOP?
COME ON.
THINK HARD.
WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
GIRLS ARE
NO GODDAMN GOOD.
AW, THAT'S A BOY.
CHARMING.
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
I'M SORRY. DID I
HURT HER FEELINGS?
Tim: YES, YOU DID.
GIVE ME $10. I'LL GO
BUY HER SOME FLOWERS.
YOU--YOU KNOW WHERE
TO BUY FLOWERS?
YES, I KNOW WHERE
TO BUY FLOWERS.
I'M TIRED OF ALWAYS
BAILING YOU OUT.
THIS IS GOING TO GET
YOUR ASS KICKED, JIMMY.
Jimmy: THANKS, BUDDY.
THAT TIM'S A GOOD GUY.
YEAH, HE IS, ISN'T HE?
HI, WE'RE HAVING
A SPRING FLING.
IT'S A NONALCOHOLIC
PARTY.
IT'S FOR ALL AGES. WE'RE
GOING TO HAVE NACHOS.
Tim: THIS IS IT, BUDDY.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE
WEREN'T GOING TO DRINK.
AH, ONE DRINK
WON'T KILL US.
IT'S TO-KILL-YA--
DRINK OF CHAMPIONS.
CHEERS.
[SPITS]
WHAT THE FUCK?
A LITTLE TOO MUCH
LEMON JUICE FOR YOU?
ASSHOLE.
YOU DRINK MAO!
Others: MAO! MAO!
MAO! MAO!
CAN WE NOT DO THIS
RIGHT NOW?
Rand: YOU GOT TO DO IT.
IF YOU DON'T DO IT, THEY'LL
THROW YOU IN THE PIT.
IF THEY THROW YOU
IN THE PIT,
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
YOU GOT TO DO IT.
YOU CAN DO IT.
YOU CAN DO IT, STEVIE.
YOU CAN DO IT.
LOOK ME IN THE EYES.
GO AHEAD!
DO IT, STEVIE! DO IT!
STEVIE, YOU SHOW
THEM BASTARDS.
YOU SHOW THEM
YOU GOT BALLS.
SHOW YOU GOT BALLS--
AW, FUCK YOU!
AW, OK. ALL RIGHT.
GO AHEAD.
STEVIE, GO AHEAD.
GO AHEAD, STEVIE.
SHOW THEM.
SHOW THEM YOU GOT BALLS.
GO AHEAD.
AAH!
HA!
Crowd: MAO!
HEY, KID.
HEY, KID.
YOU DID IT.
YOU SHOWED THESE BASTARDS.
YOU DID IT, KID.
Crowd: MAO! MAO!
DRINK! DRINK!
YOU MAO, MAO, MAO!
Rand: DON'T WORRY.
DON'T WORRY, KID.
IN 5 MINUTES, WE'RE GOING
TO BE OUT OF HERE.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
COME ON. COME ON.
WHEEL US OUT OF HERE.
WHEEL US
OUT OF HERE.
PUT A FLAT BEER
TO YOUR HEAD. COME ON.
PUT A FLAT BEER
TO YOUR HEAD.
COME ON, NICKY.
DRINK MAO!
AW, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!
Tim: MAO!
Crowd: MAO! MAO!
MAO! MAO!
Rand:
ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD.
YOU DRINK MAO!
Crowd: MAO! MAO!
Rand: WATCH THIS.
WATCH THIS, OK?
I DO 3 BEERS.
3.
1, 2, 3.
WE DO 3 BEER.
WE DO 3.
HMM...
MMM...
MAO.
NOW WE GOT OURSELVES
A GAME--
YOU AND ME.
YOU AND ME.
Crowd: MAO! MAO!
MAO. MAO, MAO.
ALL RIGHT.
Crowd:
MAO! MAO! MAO!
[YELLING]
Rand: COME ON,
BRING IT, EH?
BRING IT.
HEY, BABY.
RAND, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
Rand: WHAT?
WE'RE AT A PARTY.
COME ON, PLEASE?
HEY, GUYS.
HEY.
NATALIE HAS SOMETHING
SHE WANTS TO SAY.
RAND.
GO AHEAD.
TELL HIM, NATALIE.
Emma: YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY ANYTHING.
YOU'RE BEING
AN ASSHOLE AGAIN.
Rand: WHY?
WE'RE ALL FRIENDS.
WHAT IS IT?
FORGET IT.
NO, NO, NO. NO, NO.
I WON'T FORGET IT.
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY,
SO SAY IT.
WHAT'S WRONG?
MOMMY FORGET
TO SEND YOU MONEY
FOR YOUR XANAX
PRESCRIPTION?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE HER CRY.
LIKE THAT'S
A TOUGH THING TO DO.
MAYBE WE SHOULD LEAVE
THEM ALONE.
Rand: OOH.
NATALIE'S GETTING ANGRY.
WHAT?
WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT IS SO GODDAMN
IMPORTANT
THAT YOU HAVE TO RUIN
THE WHOLE PARTY?
JUST TELL HIM
SO WE CAN GO HOME.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S SO
FUCKING IMPORTANT, ASSHOLE?
COME ON,
GET YOUR FRIENDS AROUND
SO WE CAN HAVE
A BIG SHOW,
BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT!
WHOA.
THAT A GIRL, NATALIE.
YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS?
YOU TOLD--YOU TOLD HIM
BEFORE YOU TOLD ME?
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
SHE WAS SCARED
TO TELL YOU.
I WONDER WHY.
YOU KNEW, TOO?
HEY, DID ANYBODY
IN THIS ROOM
NOT
KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND
WAS KNOCKED UP?
DON'T TOUCH ME!
CAN'T TRUST YOU.
WHO ELSE DID YOU TELL?
CHRIST, WHO ELSE
DID YOU FUCK?
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
HOW DO I EVEN
KNOW IT'S MINE?
THAT'S WAY OUTTA
LINE, PARTNER?
WHY?
DID YOU FUCK HER?
IS THAT IT? HUH?
I SAW YOU TOGETHER.
HEY, RAND,
CHILL OUT.
AT LEAST I KNOW
YOU DIDN'T FUCK HER.
WHAT DOES
THAT MEAN?
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO HOME?
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST MAKE ME?
OOH, TOUGH GUY.
YOU WANT TO SLAP ME
AROUND NOW?
COME ON,
JUST CHILL OUT.
FUCK ALL Y'ALL!
I DON'T NEED
ANY OF YOU LOSERS.
AND YOU...
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT
YOU WERE SPECIAL.
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT
A SMALL TOWN WHORE.
WHAT'S UP, MAN?!
HEY!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
Boy: WHATEVER!
Boy: MAN, THAT SHIT'S
WAY OUT OF LINE.
HEY, YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, I'M FINE.
PHASE ONE, COMPLETE.
Tim: HEY, BUDDY!
Chris: HEY, RAND!
IT'S JUST US.
GO AWAY!
WE'RE JUST HERE
TO HELP, RAND.
THEN JUST LEAVE
THE FUCKING BOTTLES.
DIDN'T ANYBODY
EVER TELL YOU?
IT'S DANGEROUS
TO DRINK ALONE.
THIS SUCKS.
I KNOW. WE KNOW.
WE GOT ONE FOR EACH OF US.
TURN AROUND.
YOU TAKE THAT.
OPEN IT UP.
PUT IT IN THERE.
DRINK TO BEING A MAN.
DRINK IT! READY?
THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT.
HERE, TRY THIS ONE.
DRINK THIS ONE.
DRINK IT! THAT'S IT!
COME ON! DRINK IT!
AH!
UNH!
THAT'S THE REAL DEAL.
[LAUGHS]
AHH!
FUCKING WOMEN.
NOW, I'M GONNA TAKE THIS
OPPORTUNITY TO SAY
I TOLD YOU SO.
I REALLY FUCKED UP.
IT'LL BE
ALL RIGHT.
NOT THIS TIME.
I DON'T WANT A KID.
SHE CAN GET
AN ABORTION.
NATALIE?
SHE'S LIKE JOAN OF ARC.
THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL
THAT THAT GIRL IS GETTING
A FUCKING ABORTION,
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL
DRINK, SON. DRINK.
I GUESS I COULD SLIP HER
ONE OF THOSE RU-486s.
THE ABORTION PILL?
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THEY'RE IMPOSSIBLE TO GET.
JUST THROW HER DOWN
A GOOD FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
NOTHING WORKS LIKE
AN OLD STANDARD.
IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE'S A CITIZEN, RIGHT?
SHE'S HERE ON
A STUDENT VISA.
I COULD GET HER DEPORTED.
PLANT SOME DRUGS ON HER.
THAT'S THE TICKET.
NOBODY GETS HURT.
I'LL DRINK TO THAT,
AND SO WILL YOU.
YOU DRINK!
AHH!
EWW!
WOW, THIS STUFF GOES DOWN
JUST LIKE LEMONADE.
HA! WITH A KICK.
[SNICKERS]
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
HEY.
[BOTTLES CLINK]
Tim: AW, I'M ALL
GUSHY INSIDE.
YOU ALL RIGHT
THERE, MUCHACHO?
OH, JEEZ!
YOU OK?
SORRY. TIM?
HA HA HA!
LOOK AT OUR ROOMMATE.
FUCKING GOING TO HARVARD, BABY!
DOGPILE
AT HARVARD!
CUT IT OUT.
COME ON, MAN, WE CAN'T BE
PROUD OF OUR ROOMMATES?
I HAVEN'T
GOTTEN IN YET.
MERE
FORMALITY NOW.
WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
MAN, WHEN HAVE YOU
GOTTEN LESS THAN AN "A"
IN ANYTHING?
WE'VE RAISED
A GOOD SON, HUH, POP?
SHIT.
I REALLY LOVE NATALIE.
BULLSHIT.
NO, MAN, I DO.
I REALLY DO.
[SIGHS] FUCK.
[CLOCK TOWER TOLLING]
FUCK HER.
I ONLY WENT OUT WITH HER
FOR 3 MONTHS.
Tim: HEY,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
DRINK THAT,
YOU BIG GIRL.
FUCK YOU, MAN.
FUCK YOU!
[LAUGHS]
GOOD BOY.
AHH.
HOW THE FUCK
DID I END UP HERE?
[COUGHING]
YOU OK?
WHAT'D YOU DO?
JUST A LITTLE RAT POISON
TO HASTEN THE JOB.
[COUGHING]
HEY, RAND,
YOU JUST DRANK A WHOLE
BOTTLE OF RAT POISON.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
WHAT THE FUCK?
IS HE DEAD?
I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU
JIGGLE HIM AND FIND OUT?
HEY, RAND...
ARE YOU DEAD?
[COUGHS]
THAT WAS UNEXPECTED.
OHH!
OHH.
ALL RIGHT.
UM, LET'S DO THIS.
EMPTY THOSE BOTTLES OUT.
THROW THEM OVER THERE.
[COUGHS]
HELP ME ROLL THIS BODY.
WHAT ABOUT
THE SUICIDE NOTE?
JESUS, I ALMOST FORGOT.
THAT WOULD'VE SUCKED.
THROW THOSE BOTTLES
OVER THERE.
[BOTTLES BREAK]
WHAT IF IT ROLLS AWAY?
IT WON'T.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE?
CALM DOWN.
NO. FUCK YOU.
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
WHAT THE FUCK
DID YOU SAY TO ME, HUH?
WE'RE DOING THIS.
CORRECTION--
IT'S ALREADY DONE,
SO YOU GRAB YOUR SACK
RIGHT NOW,
AND YOU HELP ME ROLL
THIS BODY OVER THAT CLIFF.
READY? ROLL.
WHAT NOW?
I CAN'T
YES, YOU CAN.
DO THIS.
NO, TIM, I SWEAR
I CAN'T DO THIS, OK?
WHY CAN'T YOU
JUST DO THIS PART?
I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE
THE RESPONSIBLE ONE?
ALL RIGHT,
BIG GIRL, WALK AWAY.
GO ON. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND
WALK OVER THERE, YOU BITCH!
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
I TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
Tim: UNH!
HEY, CHRIS.
SHOULD I BASH HIS HEAD IN
WITH A ROCK?
YOU KNOW, JUST TO BE SURE?
I SHOULD, RIGHT?
THAT WOULD BE COOL!
YEAH!
[WATER SPLASHES]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHO IS IT?
WHO IS IT?
IT'S NATALIE.
Tim: HOLD ON A SEC.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
YEAH, I HEARD YOU.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WHERE'S RAND?
GOOD MORNING, NATALIE.
I'M FINE. HOW ARE YOU?
WHERE IS HE?
WE--WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
GOD, ISN'T HE
WITH YOU?
AFTER LAST NIGHT?
I DON'T THINK SO.
I MIGHT BE PATHETIC, BUT
I'M NOT THAT PATHETIC.
I'M GOING BACK HOME.
YOU'RE LEAVING SCHOOL?
YEAH.
I THINK I'VE LEARNED
ALL I NEED TO KNOW HERE.
I'M EMBARRASSED ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
YEAH. I MEAN, I'VE NEVER
SEEN RAND ACT LIKE THAT.
I'VE TOLD RAND IF HE KEEPS
TREATING PEOPLE LIKE THAT,
SOMEBODY'S GOING TO
THROW HIM OFF A CLIFF.
HMM. THAT'S NOT
A BAD IDEA.
JEEZ, NAT.
DON'T FORGET TO WRITE.
YEAH.
GOOD-BYE, THEN.
BOY...
SHE'S IN FOR
A BIG SURPRISE.
Woman: NO. JUST GO DOWN
THERE, AND I'LL MEET YOU.
[CLOCK BELL CHIMING]
Doctor:
THERE WAS NOTHING
EITHER OF YOU
COULD HAVE DONE
TO PREVENT RAND'S DEATH.
WHEN SOMEONE
MAKES UP THEIR MIND
TO TAKE THEIR LIFE,
THERE'S NOTHING
ANYONE CAN DO.
REST ASSURED ALL OF
THE UNIVERSITY'S RESOURCES
ARE AVAILABLE TO YOU
IN ORDER TO BETTER DEAL
WITH THIS SITUATION.
DR. ASHLEY
HAS INFORMED ME
THAT SHE WILL BE
AT YOUR DISPOSAL.
ANY TIME YOU NEED
TO TALK,
THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEBODY
AT THE CRISIS CENTER,
AND THEY KNOW
HOW TO REACH ME.
YOU HAVE A SOLID
SUPPORT STRUCTURE HERE.
I JUST WISH RAND WOULD'VE
TAKEN FULL ADVANTAGE
OF ALL THE KINDNESS THAT
YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO OFFER.
THANK YOU.
Mr. Alexander: THAT'S
THE REAL TRAGEDY, ISN'T IT?
YES, SIR.
RIGHT NOW, YOUR WELL-BEING
IS OUR PRIMARY CONCERN.
WE WANT TO DO
EVERYTHING WE CAN
TO HELP YOU THROUGH THIS.
NOW, IN ORDER TO GUARANTEE
THAT THE TWO OF YOU HAVE
NOTHING ELSE TO WORRY ABOUT
OTHER THAN COPING WITH
THIS TRAGIC SITUATION,
THE UNIVERSITY WOULD LIKE
TO EXTEND THE OFFER
OF WAIVING YOUR
ACADEMIC REQUIREMENTS
AND ACCEPTING AN AUTOMATIC
4.0 GRADE POINT AVERAGE
FOR THE SEMESTER.
I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT--AHEM.
I'M NOT SURE
I UNDERSTAND YOU.
IT'S STANDARD PRACTICE
AT MOST STATE UNIVERSITIES.
WHAT?
DON'T WORRY.
THE CIRCUMSTANCES
BEHIND THE GRADES
ARE KEPT
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
MY BEST--OUR BEST FRIEND
KILLS HIMSELF,
AND YOU WANT TO REWARD US
WITH STRAIGHT As
BECAUSE
WE'RE HIS ROOMMATES?
NOBODY'S REWARDING
ANYBODY, TIM.
IT'S SIMPLY SCHOOL POLICY.
YOU'RE NOT OBLIGATED
TO TAKE THE 4.0,
BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD
AT LEAST CONSIDER IT.
YOU'LL HAVE ENOUGH
TO DEAL WITH
WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT
FINALS AND MIDTERMS.
I CAN DEAL WITH THIS.
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
DON'T TOUCH ME,
CALM DOWN.
ALL RIGHT?
YOU TAKE THE 4.0. YOU TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF THIS SITUATION.
Mr. Alexander:
SON...
PLEASE.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
SOME OTHER TIME.
MR. ALEXANDER, DR. ASHLEY,
I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
I'M SORRY. IT'S--IT'S JUST
BEEN A LOT TO DEAL WITH.
THAT'S WHY
I ABSOLUTELY INSIST
YOU LEAVE EVERYTHING
UP TO US.
NOW, WE'VE ALREADY NOTIFIED
THE AUTHORITIES
AND RAND'S FAMILY.
WE'RE PLANNING
A MEMORIAL SERVICE
AS SOON AS THEY FIND
THE BODY.
Dr. Ashley: THEY HAVEN'T
FOUND THE BODY?
Mr. Alexander: NO.
I'VE BEEN AFTER
THE REGENTS FOR YEARS
TO CLEAN UP THAT RIVER.
IT'S FULL OF ALL KINDS
OF POLLUTED GARBAGE.
I HEARD YOU GET AMEBIC
DYSENTERY IF YOU SWIM IN IT.
YEAH, BUT WHO WANTS
TO SWIM IN IT?
THE STENCH THAT COMES OFF
THAT THING--ARE YOU KIDDING?
[TIM COUGHS]
I'M SORRY.
NOW, WHEN YOU FEEL
UP TO IT,
THE LOCAL POLICE WOULD LIKE TO
HAVE A WORD WITH BOTH OF YOU.
DON'T WORRY.
IT'S JUST A FORMALITY.
IT'S FOR THE SAKE
OF RAND'S FAMILY.
OF COURSE. WE'LL DO
ANYTHING WE CAN TO HELP.
YES.
I MUST SAY, YOU TWO ARE
SETTING A GREAT EXAMPLE
FOR THE REST
OF THE STUDENT BODY.
RAND WAS VERY WELL-LIKED,
AND I'M SURE THERE ARE
MANY STUDENTS
WHO, WHEN THEY HEAR
THE NEWS,
WILL BE GRIEVING.
[CRYING]
YOUR STRENGTH AS RAND'S
CLOSEST FRIENDS
WILL DEFINITELY BE A MODEL
FOR ALL OF US TO FOLLOW.
Tim: BE STRONG.
♪ I WAS SHY
♪ WAS BOTH
YOUNG AND STUPID ♪
♪ THEN I, TOO
♪ COULD HAVE THE FUN
THAT YOU DID ♪
♪ TO LEAVE US TIME
TO PONY UP ♪
♪ WHAT YOU BID
♪ SO YOU COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ SO YOU COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ SO YOU COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ I COULD FOLLOW YOU
♪ AND SEARCH THE RUBBLE
♪ OR STAY RIGHT HERE
♪ AND SAVE MYSELF
SOME TROUBLE ♪
♪ OR TRY TO KEEP MYSELF
♪ FROM SEEING DOUBLE
♪ OR I COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ OR I COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ OR I COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ YEAH, I COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ YEAH, I COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ AH
♪ AH
♪ AH, AH, AH
♪ AH
♪ AH
♪ AH, AH, AH
♪ AH
♪ AH
♪ AH, AH, AH
♪ AH, AH
[MUSIC PLAYING]
NATALIE, REMEMBER
THAT TIME AT PAPER MOON
THAT WAITRESS WHO
REFUSED TO SERVE RAND
HOME FRIES
WITH HIS HAMBURGER?
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
FRAU ALICE.
"THERE ARE NO BREAKFAST
FOODS AFTER 11 A.M."
I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING
TO KILL HER.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER THAT?
AND HE TOLD HER
HE WAS GOING TO CALL
THE HASH BROWN
PRESERVATION SOCIETY.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
OH, BABE.
I HAVE THE BEST RAND STORY.
WE'RE HIGH SCHOOL
SENIORS, RIGHT?
OBVIOUSLY WAY BEFORE
WE KNEW YOU GUYS--
AND IT IS, LIKE,
JUST BEFORE THE SENIOR PROM.
I HATED PROM.
OH, YEAH. I'M SURE YOU HAD
A REALLY TOUGH TIME, EMMA.
SO RAND DATES THE SAME GIRL
ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL,
AND A WEEK BEFORE THE PROM,
SHE DUMPED HIM.
BROKE HIS FUCKING HEART.
THAT POOR GUY.
I THINK HER NAME WAS WENDY.
ANYWAY, IT WAS A WEEK
BEFORE THE SENIOR PROM,
AND THEY HAD PLANNED
TO GO ALL YEAR,
SO WENDY SAYS TO RAND,
"WE SHOULD JUST GO
AS FRIENDS."
YOU KNOW, THE TOTAL WORST.
SO RAND AGREES.
SSS, SSS, SSS!
CUT TO PROM NIGHT,
AND WENDY IS WAITING
FOR RAND TO SHOW UP.
HE HAD RENTED A TUXEDO.
HE HAD A LIMO. HE HAD
GREAT RESERVATIONS.
THE WHOLE NINE, RIGHT?
AND I CAN JUST, I MEAN--
7:00 ROLLS AROUND, NO RAND.
8:00, NO RAND.
10:00, AND THERE'S NO RAND.
AND I CAN JUST SEE IT.
SHE'S SITTING THERE
ON THIS COUCH.
YOU KNOW, MOM AND DAD
HAVE THE CAMCORDER OUT,
AND LITTLE SISTER
GETS TO STAY UP LATE
TO SEE THE BIG SISTER
GO TO HER PROM.
I MEAN, THIS KID WAS LIKE
PART OF THE FAMILY, RIGHT?
AND THE WHOLE
NEIGHBORHOOD'S OVER.
NORMAN ROCKWELL, RIGHT?
HA HA!
11:00, AND THERE'S STILL
NO RAND TO BE FOUND.
Emma: WHAT HAPPENED?
DID HE GO?
[LAUGHS]
YEAH, HE--HE WENT
TO THE PROM.
HE, UM...
BUT THE THING IS
THAT HE ACTUALLY...
HE ACTUALLY TOOK A HOOKER.
[LAUGHS]
AND NOT A HIGH-PRICED
HOOKER, EITHER.
I AM TALKING ABOUT
THE BOTTOM
OF THE BARREL, BABY.
I AM TALKING ABOUT
"I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK
FOR A CRACK ROCK,"
10 BUCK,
ON THE STREET CORNER WHORE.
JUST A FAT FUCKING TRAMP--
HAIR,
STRETCH MARKS,
COMES IN WITH A TUBE TOP,
LOOKING ALL PROUD.
HA HA HA!
AND SHE'S SPORTING
THIS CORSAGE
THAT HE HAD ORDERED
SPECIAL FOR WENDY.
IT WAS ORCHIDS.
THAT WAS WENDY'S FAVORITE.
BUT NOTHING IS AS PRICELESS
AS THE PROM PICTURE--
SITTING THERE TOOTHLESS,
THIS FAT FUCKING WHORE.
OH, MAN. THE BEST PART
IS, UH...
WENDY WAS SO MORTIFIED
THAT SHE ACTUALLY MISSED
THE LAST 2 WEEKS OF SCHOOL
AND, UH...
AND HAD TO GO
TO SUMMER SCHOOL TO GRADUATE
AND ENDED UP GOING
TO COLLEGE A YEAR LATE.
OH, MAN, HE FUCKED
THAT BITCH UP.
[SOBS]
YEAH, RAND DEFINITELY
HAD A MEAN STREAK IN HIM.
[TIM LAUGHS]
Chris:
WHERE IS RAND?
IN HEAVEN.
THE BODY.
WHERE'S THE BODY?
SHH!
THE BODY IS
IN THE RIVER, YOU IDIOT.
WHY HASN'T IT
COME UP YET?
I DON'T KNOW, IT'S STUCK
ON A TIRE OR SOMETHING.
RELAX. THEY'LL FIND THE BODY.
WE'LL GET OUR 4.0s.
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
THE C.A.L.? VERY SMOOTH.
HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM
ABOUT THIS?
I THOUGHT--
SEE, I THOUGHT...
YOU WANTED TO DO THIS.
I WANT TO GET INTO
HARVARD BUSINESS.
THIS IS GETTING YOU
INTO HARVARD BUSINESS.
DON'T YOU FEEL THE SLIGHTEST
AMOUNT OF GUILT ABOUT THIS?
PLEASE.
GUILT IS FOR KIDS.
WHY DO YOU THINK STARBUCKS
OPENS THEIR STORES
NEXT TO NEIGHBORHOOD
COFFEE SHOPS?
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
LATER, PLEASE?
WHY, AM I
EMBARRASSING YOU?
IT'S ALL ABOUT
SELLING THE BEANS.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT
STARBUCKS MEANS? STAR, BUCKS.
STAR, UNIVERSE;
BUCKS, MONEY.
MONEY RUNS
THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.
NOW, YOU HAVE A CHOICE--
YOU CAN EITHER BE
A SHORT NORMAL DRIP
OR A POWER FUCKING
GRANDE MOCHA LATTE.
31.25, TIMMY.
Tim: JUST PUT IT
ON THE TAB, BABY.
[BELL CHIMES]
I HAVE TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT YOUR
FRIEND AND HIS TROUBLES...
I ASSUMED YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF.
A LOT OF STUDENTS
ARE EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT
THAT THEY HAVE FEELINGS
OF DESPAIR,
SO IT'S NOT UNCOMMON
FOR THEM TO PROJECT
THEIR FEELINGS
ONTO A FICTITIOUS FRIEND.
THERE'S NOTHING
ANYONE COULD'VE DONE.
I MEAN, I KNOW THAT NOW.
YEAH, BUT...
RECONCILING OUR EMOTIONS
AND OUR FEELINGS
OF INADEQUACY
WITH OUR LOGICAL, PRACTICAL
WAY OF THINKING--
THAT'S THE HARD PART.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
MR. ALEXANDER
I WAS ALREADY SEEING YOU?
I DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING
THAT HAPPENS IN THIS OFFICE.
I TOOK AN OATH.
N-NOTHING AT ALL?
IF YOU DECIDED
TO UNDERLINE PASSAGES
IN CATCHER IN THE RYE
AND TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING
TO SHOOT THE PRESIDENT,
I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
PLANNING ON KILLING
THE PRESIDENT?
[LAUGHS] NO.
NO. IT'S JUST THAT...
I THINK THAT YOU HAVE
ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT.
SO YOU SAY RAND WAS ACTING
STRANGE THE LAST FEW WEEKS?
YEAH. IT WAS WEIRD.
HE BOUGHT--YOU KNOW,
HE WAS BUYING
DEPRESSING BOOKS
AND VIDEOS AND...
WAS RAND DRINKING
RATHER HEAVILY
THE LAST NIGHT YOU SAW HIM?
THAT'D BE A BIG YES, SIR.
REALLY?
WOULD YOU SAY HE HAD
A PROBLEM WITH ALCOHOL?
YOU MEAN GETTING IT?
[LAUGHS]
JUST A LITTLE JOKE.
SORRY. UM...
DID HE HAVE A PROBLEM?
I DON'T REALLY KNOW,
BUT, CHRIS,
YOU KNEW HIM
A LOT BETTER THAN I DID.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WELL, UH, I MEAN,
MAYBE, YEAH.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU KNEW
RAND SINCE THE FIFTH GRADE.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
I DID SAY THAT,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
COLLEGE, PEOPLE--
FRIENDS KIND OF
DRIFT APART.
WE WERE STILL
LIKE THAT, BUT...
OVER THE LAST YEAR,
RAND AND CHRIS
BECAME LIKE BROTHERS.
BROTHERS.
WAS HE UPSET THAT NIGHT?
WELL, I, UM...
I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
CHRIS, YOU WERE WITH HIM
A LOT MORE THAT NIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HE, UH...
HE GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH
HIS GIRLFRIEND NATALIE,
AND, UH...
SHE'S FROM CANADA.
IS SHE CANADIAN?
YEAH.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
TO CANADA?
NO.
NATALIE BRODER.
WE HAVEN'T LOCATED HER YET.
Tim: SHE CAME BY YESTERDAY
TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK
HER MOM'S HOUSE, EH?
YOU WERE SAYING
SOMETHING ABOUT A FIGHT?
UH...
YEAH, I MEAN, WELL...
NATALIE TOLD RAND
THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT,
AND RAND
WAS REALLY DRUNK,
AND HE GOT VERY UPSET.
HE THOUGHT
IT WASN'T HIS,
SO HE PUSHED HER,
AND SHE FELL DOWN.
CHRIS TRIED TO BREAK IT UP.
REALLY?
YEAH, WELL,
I GUESS SO, BUT--
YOU SHOULDN'T
PUSH GIRLS AROUND, SIR.
ESPECIALLY WHEN
THEY'RE PREGNANT, GUYS.
YEAH, WELL,
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN MY BOY
JUMP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE FRAY--
BA-KOW! BAM!
WOULD'VE TAKEN HIM, TOO,
IF RAND DIDN'T
COLD-COCK HIM.
IT WAS NOTHING AT ALL.
I ASSUME THERE WERE
WITNESSES.
OH, YEAH.
THE WHOLE PARTY SAW IT.
RAND HAD NO RIGHT
TO EMBARRASS YOU LIKE THAT
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
HE DIDN'T EMBARRASS ME.
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL, HE--HE LEFT.
I MEAN, THAT'S
THE LAST I SAW HIM.
YEAH, BUT YOU WENT RUNNING
RIGHT AFTER HIM TO--
OH.
FORGET SOMETHING?
NO, NO. NOT REALLY.
I MEAN, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
I MEAN, I RAN AFTER HIM,
AND HE WAS GONE.
LIKE I SAID, THE LAST TIME
I SAW HIM WAS AT THE PARTY.
HOW SOON AFTER RAND LEFT
DID YOU GO AFTER HIM?
MY BOY WENT LOOKING
TO KICK SOME ASS.
RIGHT AFTER.
RIGHT AFTER?
BUT YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM?
WAS RAND ON THE TRACK TEAM?
HE JUST VANISHED?
MAYBE HE WAS ABDUCTED
BY SOME FUCKING ALIENS.
OK, MAYBE IT WASN'T
RIGHT AFTER, BUT--
TIM, YOU WERE THERE.
I MEAN, I PROBABLY TOOK
A MINUTE OR TWO
TO MAKE SURE
NATALIE WAS OK.
WELL, WHICH WAS IT?
RIGHT AFTER?
ONE MINUTE?
TWO MINUTES? WHAT?
I--I DON'T--YOU KNOW,
IT WAS PROBABLY A MINUTE.
DID YOU GO UP
TO THE DELL THAT NIGHT?
NO. NO.
YOU SURE?
YOU SEEM TO BE HAVING
A LAPSITATION OF MEMORY.
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO ANSWER THEM, BUDDY.
EXCUSE ME?
HEY, I DON'T MIND
TELLING THEM ANYTHING.
HE HAS HIS RIGHTS.
HE SHOULD HAVE
HIS LAWYER PRESENT.
WELL, WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT...
COUNSELOR.
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
IS THIS NATALIE?
THAT--THAT IS NATALIE
RIGHT TH--
I'M SORRY.
WHERE DO YOU...
WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT PICTURE?
WE FISHED IT OUT OF
THE RIVER THIS MORNING.
IT WAS PROBABLY
ON YOUR BUDDY.
Tim: HEY...
THIS IS DONE, RIGHT?
BUT I GOT TO GET ACROSS
CAMPUS FOR A CLASS.
YOU GUYS MIND JUST
POPPING ME OVER THERE?
YEAH, SURE.
COME WITH US.
I'M REALLY WORRIED
ABOUT CHRIS.
WE ALL ARE.
I MEAN...
FIRST, THIS WHOLE THING
WITH GETTING WAIT-LISTED
AT HARVARD.
HE'S COMPLETELY
OBSESSIVE ABOUT IT.
AND NOW WITH RAND,
I MEAN...
I REALLY WANT
TO HELP HIM THROUGH IT,
BUT HE WON'T EVEN
TALK WITH ME ABOUT IT.
WELL, AT LEAST
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT THE WHOLE WAIT-LIST
THING ANYMORE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
HE DIDN'T TELL YOU?
TELL ME WHAT?
ABOUT THE 4.0.
IF YOUR ROOMMATE
COMMITS SUICIDE,
YOU GET AN AUTOMATIC 4.0
FOR THE SEMESTER.
HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING?
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
JUST A MYTH.
SO DID I, UNTIL
THEY OFFERED IT TO ME.
SO CHRIS TOOK IT?
WOW. THAT DOESN'T
SOUND LIKE HIM.
DID HE EVER TALK TO YOU ABOUT
THIS WHOLE 4.0 THING BEFORE?
UH...
I DON'T KNOW. HE MAY
HAVE MENTIONED IT
A LONG TIME AGO.
BEFORE RAND KILLED HIMSELF?
OK, IF HE DID
MENTION IT,
HE WAS COMPLETELY
JOKING.
WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
JUST--
JUST TRY AND FOLLOW ME
ON THIS, ALL RIGHT?
HIS WHOLE LIFE,
ALL CHRIS HAS EVER WANTED
WAS TO GET INTO HARVARD.
THEN, HIS GRADES,
THEY SUCKED THIS SEMESTER.
HE STARTS JOKING
ABOUT THIS WHOLE 4.0
DEAD MAN'S CURVE THING.
"HEY, KILL YOURSELF, SO I CAN
GET INTO GRAD SCHOOL."
THAT NIGHT AT THE PARTY,
RAND POPPED HIM IN THE FACE
IN FRONT OF, LIKE,
HALF THE CAMPUS.
RAND TOOK OFF.
CHRIS TOOK OFF
RIGHT AFTER HIM.
THE NEXT MORNING,
WE WAKE UP.
RAND'S DEAD, AND CHRIS HAS
GOT HIS TICKET INTO HARVARD.
Emma: YOU ARE
SO FULL OF SHIT,
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO,
BUT HE'S YOUR BEST
FUCKING FRIEND.
IT MAKES SENSE
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
[EMMA LEAVES]
GOD.
EMMA.
Chris: HAVE YOU HEARD
FROM NATALIE?
Emma: NO.
THIS WHOLE RAND THING
HAS GOT ME REALLY FUCKED UP.
CHRIS, WHY CAN'T YOU
TALK TO ME?
IS THIS ABOUT
THAT WHOLE 4.0 THING?
HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THAT?
DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT?
NO. I DIDN'T TELL
ANYONE.
DID TIM TELL YOU? HE'S
THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS.
I DON'T TALK TO TIM.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
ARE YOU GOING
TO TAKE THE 4.0?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
WELL, I'M ASKING YOU.
I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE.
LOOK, IF YOU WANT
TO TAKE THE 4.0
BECAUSE RAND KILLED HIMSELF,
FINE, TAKE IT.
I'LL STILL LOVE YOU.
I JUST...
MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BE
SO STRESSED OUT
IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT.
I MEAN, HARVARD'S
NOT THE END-ALL.
THERE ARE PLENTY
OF OTHER GOOD SCHOOLS
WILLING TO TAKE YOU
AS YOUR GRADES ARE.
THERE IS NO OTHER SCHOOL.
IT'S EITHER
AN MBA FROM HARVARD,
OR YOU'RE
FLIPPING BURGERS.
CHRIS, LET ME HELP YOU.
GOD, DON'T YOU TRUST ME?
THERE'S JUST
A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON
THAT YOU SHOULD NOT
BE INVOLVED IN.
I NEED TO FIGURE THIS OUT
ON MY OWN.
YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU
DO THAT?
THAT'D BE SO GREAT.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU
ANYMORE. JUST GO.
I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING
SOON, I PROMISE.
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND--
ALL OF IT.
GO. LEAVE.
YOU FIND SOMETHING ELSE?
Amato: OH, YEAH.
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
Amato: THE GIRLFRIEND?
SHE AIN'T IN CANADA.
♪ GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA
♪ I KNOW, I KNOW
♪ IT'S SERIOUS
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
STUDYING MY BALLS OFF.
♪ GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA
NICE SONG--
CHEERFUL.
♪ IT'S REALLY SERIOUS
OHH.
[URINATING]
WE HAVE TO TALK.
ABOUT WHAT, BUDDY?
WHAT THE FUCK
IS GOING ON?
WELL, THIS WOULD BE CALLED
TAKING A PISS, BOB.
[LAUGHS]
NATALIE'S DEAD.
[STOPS URINATING]
♪ NO, I DON'T WANT
TO SEE HER ♪
[FLUSHES TOILET]
OK.
WELL, THAT'S CLEARLY
UNFORTUNATE,
BUT NOTHING'S CHANGED.
I MEAN, EVERYTHING'S
GOING AS PLANNED.
DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
NATALIE'S DEAD. SHE KILLED
HERSELF. IT'S OUR FAULT.
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PANIC
ALL THE TIME?
PANIC?
WE KILLED RAND.
YOU AND ME, OK?
WE KILLED HIM.
YOU SAID THIS WAS GOING
TO BE SIMPLE.
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.
NOW, WHAT ABOUT THE POLICE?
WHAT ABOUT THEM? WE KNEW
THEY WERE GOING TO COME.
IT'S BASIC
POLICE PROCEDURE.
YOU MADE THEM THINK
I HAD SOMETHING TO DO
WITH RAND'S SUICIDE.
YOU DID HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO WITH RAND'S SUICIDE.
DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.
WHY DID YOU INVENT THAT SHIT
ABOUT ME RUNNING AFTER RAND?
DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU
I WAS JUST HAVING
A WEE BIT OF FUN?
WOULD YOU RELAX?
YOU WERE--YOU WERE FINE.
YOU KNOW, MIKE AND MATT
THOUGHT YOU WERE FINE.
WHO THE FUCK
ARE MIKE AND MATT?
HELLO. THE DETECTIVES.
THEY GAVE ME A RIDE
IN THEIR CAR YESTERDAY.
BITCHIN' CAR. YOU KNOW
AMATO USED TO PLAY PRO BALL?
YOU'RE ON A FIRST NAME
BASIS WITH THE COPS?
WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS
GOING FOR BEERS LATER?
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS
SO NEGATIVE?
TIM, I CAN'T DEAL
WITH THIS ANYMORE.
THIS WHOLE THING
WAS YOUR IDEA.
MY IDEA?
NO. NO. IT WAS
YOUR IDEA.
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO CAME UP WITH IT.
DO YOU KNOW RAND
WORE A SIZE 12?
I WAS ONLY JOKING AROUND.
I WAS KIDDING.
OH, YOU WERE
JUST KIDDING?
OH. OH, FUCK.
SHIT.
WHEN EXACTLY DID I PUT
THE GUN TO YOUR HEAD, HUH?
YOU'RE JUST PISSED OFF
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE
THE SACK ENOUGH
TO PULL IT OFF,
AND I DID.
YOU KNOW WHAT? NONE OF THIS
IS WORTH A 4.0, ALL RIGHT?
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO
TO HARVARD ANYMORE.
I'D BE HAPPY
GOING ANYWHERE.
YOU'RE SO SELFISH.
THIS ISN'T ALL ABOUT
YOU, YOU STUPID FUCK.
I HAVE A STAKE
IN THIS, TOO.
HARVARD LAW, REMEMBER?
DO YOU THINK
FOR ONE SECOND
EITHER ONE OF US
WOULD'VE GOT INTO HARVARD
IF WE DIDN'T DO THIS?
[SIGHS]
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID THIS.
THINK BACK.
6 WEEKS AGO,
HOW DEPRESSED WERE YOU
WHEN YOU FOUND OUT YOU
WEREN'T GETTING INTO HARVARD
BECAUSE OF ONE FUCKING
B-PLUS?
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
YOU WERE PERFECT,
BUT FOR ONE SECOND,
YOU WERE AVERAGE--
IN AN INTRO TO ETHICS
CLASS, NONETHELESS.
THAT IS FUNNY STUFF.
I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF.
EXACTLY.
AND YOU CAME TO ME.
YOU TRIED TO BUY
A PAPER,
TRIED TO CHANGE
THE GRADE
WITH THAT PROGRAM
WE GOT FROM BOBBY.
NOTHING WORKED.
AND WHEN YOU WERE
DOWN AND OUT,
WHO CAME UP
WITH A GREAT PLAN
THAT SAVED THE DAY?
WHAT ABOUT RAND?
RAND'S GETTING US
INTO HARVARD.
WHAT ABOUT NATALIE?
HAVE YOU TALKED TO EMMA?
HOW'S EMMA?
WE'RE NOT REALLY TALKING
RIGHT NOW.
IS THIS ALL ABOUT EMMA?
IS SOMETHING GOING ON
WITH YOU TWO?
[SIGHS]
SHE--SHE KIND OF
BROKE UP WITH ME.
SHE KIND OF BROKE UP
WITH YOU?
SHE, UH...
SHE TOLD ME TO LEAVE--
TO, YOU KNOW, JUST GO.
FUCKING CUNT.
HEY.
I'M SORRY.
DO YOU REALLY
LOVE HER?
I MEAN, DO YOU
RIGHT HERE?
TELL ME--YOU REALLY
WANT HER BACK?
YEAH. I LOVE HER.
ALL RIGHT.
SO WHY DON'T YOU
GO GET HER?
Tim: ALL RIGHT, CHRIS,
HERE'S THE PLAN.
YOU GO OUT
AND BUY HER FLOWERS,
CANDLES,
SOMETHING NICE--
WHATEVER
SHE LIKES, RIGHT?
I'M GOING TO GET A COCKTAIL
OR TWO INTO HER TONIGHT.
YOU GO BACK TO HER ROOM
AND SET IT UP ALL PRETTY
LIKE THE LOVE SHACK, RIGHT?
THEN, I WANT YOU TO WAIT
INSIDE HER CLOSET,
AND WHEN I GIVE YOU
THE SIGNAL,
I WANT YOU TO POP OUT.
IT'S GOING TO BE
TRUE LOVE, BABY.
TRUST ME.
♪ BUT THAT DON'T
COINCIDE NOW ♪
♪ THE THINGS THAT YOU DO
♪ AND WHEN I ASK YOU
♪ TO BE NICE
♪ YOU SAY
♪ YOU GOT TO BE
CRUEL TO BE KIND ♪
♪ IN THE RIGHT MEASURE
♪ CRUEL TO BE KIND
♪ IT'S A VERY GOOD SIGN
♪ CRUEL TO BE KIND
♪ MEANS THAT I LOVE YOU
♪ BABY
♪ YOU GOT TO BE
CRUEL ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO BE
CRUEL TO BE KIND ♪
Dr. Ashley: YOU KNOW
I CAN'T REVEAL
ANYTHING DISCUSSED
BY MY PATIENTS.
Shipper: UNDERSTOOD.
NO NEED TO REVEAL ANYTHING.
JUST A COUPLE
OF SIMPLE QUESTIONS.
THEM THINGS ON YOUR ARM,
DO THEY REALLY WORK?
IS THAT
YOUR FIRST QUESTION?
CHRIS MASON
A PATIENT OF YOURS?
CONFIDENTIAL.
HAVE YOU HEARD
OR WITNESSED ANYTHING
THAT MIGHT BE HELPFUL?
HEY, DOC, DON'T MAKE ME
FUCKIN' REGURGITATIOUS.
I KNOW YOU SEE THESE KIDS
ALL OVER THE CAMPUS
ALL THE TIME.
DON'T DO THAT.
[LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[NOISY CONVERSATIONS]
[LAUGHTER]
Emma: HA. STOP IT!
WHAT?
YOU ARE SO SICK.
ANYTHING ELSE?
NO, I THINK WE'RE FINE.
THANKS.
I'M NOT TALKING
TO YOU.
[SNICKERING]
YOU FUCKED HER?
NO.
YOU FUCKED HER.
YES.
OH, MY GOD.
OH, SSS...
UH-HUH.
OPEN IT.
OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
OPEN IT. OPEN IT.
[SNICKERS]
LET ME.
I GOT A BIG SURPRISE
FOR YOU.
I LOVE SURPRISES.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
[DOOR OPENING]
[SOFT MUSIC
PLAYING INSIDE]
READY?
ON THE COUNT OF 3,
I WANT YOU TO OPEN THEM.
1...
2...
3.
OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS SO...
OH, MY--
THIS IS SO AMAZING.
LOOK AT THIS.
OHH...
OH, MY...
THIS IS...
THIS IS THE MOST
ROMANTIC THING
ANYONE--
ANYONE HAS...
EVER...
♪ IN YOUR OWN SELFISH,
CRYING WAY ♪
♪ YOU MAY BE RIGHT,
AND I HEAR YOU SPEAK ♪
♪ EVEN IN MY DEEPEST,
DARKEST SLEEP ♪
♪ YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE
MY HEART TO KEEP ♪
♪ OHH
♪ WHOA
♪ OHH
♪ OHH
♪ SOMETIMES THESE BLUE DAYS
NEVER SEEM TO END ♪
♪ AND THE ONLY WAY
TO STOP'S ♪
♪ TO FIND A FRIEND
♪ SOMETIMES A FRIEND
FILLS YOU FULL OF HOPE... ♪
[CLOCK TOWER TOLLING]
[THUNDER]
ARE YOU OK?
DON'T FUCKING
TOUCH ME.
I'M SORRY.
I KNOW HOW YOU MUST FEEL.
FUCK YOU.
I MADE A MISTAKE, CHRIS.
PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES.
A MISTAKE?
YOU HAD MY ROOMMATE'S
DICK IN YOUR MOUTH?
IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAD SEX.
OH, THAT MAKES ME FEEL
SO MUCH BETTER.
OK, I FUCKED UP,
ALL RIGHT?
TIM GOT ME REALLY DRUNK.
I WAS UPSET ABOUT NATALIE,
AND...
I WAS LONELY.
I AM
LONELY.
I JUST WANTED
SOMEONE TO--
CHRIS, YOU DON'T EVEN
TALK TO ME ANYMORE.
I'M SO SORRY.
IT'S--IT'S MY FAULT.
IT REALLY IS MY FAULT.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
NO, IT'S MY FAULT.
I'M THE ONE
WHO LET TIM TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF THE SITUATION.
I FUCKED UP, NOT YOU.
HOW CAN
I EVEN TRUST YOU?
HAD I NOT BEEN THERE,
WOULD YOU HAVE TOLD ME?
WHY WERE YOU THERE?
DON'T TURN THIS AROUND.
DID TIM TELL YOU
TO BE THERE?
DID TIM TELL YOU
TO GO INTO MY ROOM
AND PUT THE FLOWERS
AND THE CANDLES...
NO. NO, I DID IT.
IT WAS MY IDEA.
DID TIM TELL YOU
TO DO IT?
YES, BUT I WANTED TO...
CHRIS...
TIM TOLD ME HE THINKS
YOU KILLED RAND.
THAT YOU MADE IT
LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE
TO GET A 4.0
AND GET INTO HARVARD.
I--I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TIM'S DOING.
DID TIM KILL RAND?
IT WAS A JOKE.
I SAW THIS,
UH, THIS COMIC ON MTV.
HE WAS DOING THIS BIT
ON HOW YOU COULD GET
A 4.0
IF YOUR ROOMMATE
COMMITTED SUICIDE.
IT WAS JUST--
IT WAS A JOKE.
YOU KNOW,
HOW EASY IT WOULD BE.
WRITE A SUICIDE NOTE AND
PUSH HIM OFF A CLIFF
AND BUY
A FEW SMITHS CDs.
IT WAS JUST
A FUCKING JOKE.
BUT YOU DID IT?
YEAH.
YEAH, WE DID.
OH, MY GOD.
LOOK, I NEVER MEANT FOR
ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN.
CHRIS,
TIM IS SETTING YOU UP.
WHAT?
ARE YOU BLIND?
HE'S TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE
THINK THAT YOU KILLED RAND.
TIM WOULD NOT
DO THAT TO ME.
NO, BUT HE WOULD SEDUCE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND
AND MAKE SURE
THAT YOU SEE IT?
HE'S GONNA MAKE YOU
TAKE THE FALL.
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
WHO CARES, CHRIS?
MAYBE HE WANTS TO SCREW YOU
BEFORE YOU SCREW HIM,
OR HE'S JUST
A FUCKING PSYCHO.
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
WE?
DO YOU TRUST ME?
TIM WAS REALLY ANGRY
AND UPSET.
HE THOUGHT IT WAS TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION.
WHAT ABOUT CHRIS?
WELL, ACTUALLY,
I DON'T REMEMBER HIM SAYING
MUCH AT ALL ABOUT IT.
YOU MIND ME SMOKING?
I'D RATHER YOU NOT.
DID CHRIS SEEM
SURPRISED,
SHOCKED?
NO.
IT WAS MORE LIKE
HE WAS RESIGNED TO THE FACT.
MAYBE LIKE
HE ALREADY KNEW IT?
HMM.
MAYBE.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
WALKING AROUND.
HEY,
WHAT'S WITH THE GUN?
WE NEED TO TALK.
NO, WE DON'T.
PUT DOWN THE GUN.
THIS?
IT'S NOT LOADED.
I REALLY FUCKED UP,
CHRIS.
I KNOW WHAT
YOU MUST BE THINKING.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I'M THINKING.
I CAN EXPLAIN.
I CAN EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING.
REMEMBER THAT STORY
I TOLD YOU ABOUT RAND?
THE PROM, THE HOOKER?
YEAH? SO?
IT WASN'T RAND.
IT WAS ME. I DID THAT.
BUT SEE,
WHAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU,
IS SHE CAME CRAWLING
BACK TO ME A WEEK LATER.
I WAS JUST TESTING HER.
I LIKE TO DO THAT.
I LIKE TO PUSH PEOPLE.
SEE HOW MUCH
I CAN GET AWAY WITH
AND STILL HAVE THEM
WANT TO BE MY FRIEND.
RAND
WAS
YOUR FRIEND.
I FUCKING HATED RAND.
HE WAS MEAN
TO EVERYBODY.
YOU KNOW
HE ALWAYS HATED YOU.
"SCHOLARSHIP BOY."
EVERYTHING WAS ALWAYS
HANDED TO RAND AND I.
WE HAD MONEY, DUDE.
WE HAD CASH.
CHICKS.
GRADES.
AND THEN YOU COME ALONG.
AND YOU DO
ALMOST AS WELL AS US,
MAYBE EVEN BETTER,
AND THAT
DROVE RAND CRAZY.
YOU COME FROM NOTHING
AND DO BETTER THAN US?
OH, MY GOD.
I DIDN'T CARE.
I DIDN'T CARE.
HE USED TO JOKE
ALL THE TIME
ABOUT HOW EASY
IT WOULD BE
TO GET YOU...
TO KILL YOURSELF...
SO THAT
HE
WOULD GET A 4.0.
SO THAT WE--HIM AND I...
WOULD BOTH GET 4.0.
ISN'T IT IRONIC?
DON'T YOU THINK?
A LITTLE?
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER
TRUSTED ANYBODY
IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
I'M JUST A CASUALTY
OF THE UPPER CLASS,
AND THEN THIS THING
COMES ALONG,
THAT COMPLETELY
AND TOTALLY RELIES
ON US TRUSTING
EACH OTHER.
AND YOU TRUST ME,
AND I, DUDE,
I TOTALLY, COMPLETELY
GIVE YOU ALL MY TRUST.
I NEVER HAD ANYBODY
LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE.
AND SEE THAT'S WHY--
THAT'S WHY
I KEPT PUSHING YOU,
AND YOU STUCK WITH ME
ALL THE WAY TO THE END.
GOD.
I'VE NEVER HAD ANYBODY
LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE.
WHY EMMA?
WELL...
I DIDN'T DO IT
TO HURT YOU.
DON'T YOU SEE?
IT WAS A TEST.
I MEAN, THAT, MAN,
WAS JUST THE FINAL TEST
OF OUR FRIENDSHIP.
YOU ARE REALLY SICK.
I KNOW.
I KNOW, AND I'M SORRY.
SEE, I'VE NEVER HAD
A REAL FRIEND BEFORE.
WHY CAN'T I EVER BE HAPPY
WITH THE WAY THINGS ARE?
YOU KNOW WHY?
IT'S 'CAUSE OF MY DAD--
LOOK, I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR THIS.
NO, NO, SEE,
I DON'T
THINK...
YOU UNDERSTAND
THE SITUATION HERE!
I--GOD! I'M TIRED.
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE.
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?
THERE'S
A SITUATION HERE.
THEY CAN'T FIND
RAND'S BODY!
GOD DAMN IT!
YOU WANNA GO TO HARVARD?
YOU WANT A 4.0.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
A FUCKIN' 4-0.
TIM.
GIVE ME THE GUN.
IT'S OK.
IT'S OK.
WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS
TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW, USED TO BE...
THAT ALL YOU NEEDED TO GET
A GOOD JOB IN THIS COUNTRY
WAS A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA.
NO, SIR.
THEN YOU HAD TO HAVE
A COLLEGE DEGREE.
NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
THEN IT WAS A MASTER'S.
HELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOU CAN GET AFTER THAT.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
THE BOTTOM LINE IS, FELLAS?
I MEAN,
THE
REAL
BOTTOM LINE--
WHAT THE LIBERAL MEDIA
WILL NOT TELL YOU.
THE HUMAN BRAIN...
WEIGHS THE SAME TODAY
AS IT DID 150 YEARS AGO.
MAKES YOU THINK, HUH?
HERE'S OUR BOY.
Shipper:
HOW YOU DOING, MR. MASON?
DETECTIVES.
WHERE YOU GOING
IN SUCH A HURRY?
GOT FINALS TO GET TO.
WELL, IT CAN WAIT.
WE NEED TO TALK.
Amato: YOU WANNA TAKE
A RIDE IN THE CAR?
WHAT, IN THIS?
NO, I'M FINE HERE.
I'LL BE HONEST,
CHRIS, ALL RIGHT?
I THINK--
NO. CORRECTION.
I KNOW
YOU HAD SOMETHING
TO DO WITH RAND'S DEATH.
EXCUSE ME.
HAVE THEY FOUND
THE BODY?
NO.
SO IT'S NOT A DEATH.
IT'S A MISSING PERSON.
Shipper:
WHY DID YOU TELL US
ALL THOSE DEPRESSING BOOKS,
VIDEOS, AND CDs WERE RAND'S?
HEY, LISTEN TO ME,
I GOT 3
STORE FUCKIN' CLERKS
SAYS YOU BOUGHT
THE MOTHERFUCKERS.
WE GOT RECEIPTS,
ONE WITH YOUR BANK CARD.
NOW HOW DO YOU
EXPLAIN THAT?
HE'S CLEAN.
TIM RAN OUT OF CASH,
AND HIS CREDIT CARD
GOT REJECTED,
SO I PAID
FOR EVERYTHING.
DO NOT LIE TO HIM.
TIM RAN OUT OF CASH?
HIS FATHER OWNS HALF THIS STATE.
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.
HEY, IT'S THE TRUTH.
WHY DON'T YOU
GO QUESTION TIM?
WHAT ABOUT THE PARTY?
TIM SAID YOU RAN AFTER RAND
AND NO ONE SAW YOU AGAIN.
HE WAS LYING.
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THIS FRENCH GIRLIE?
SHE'S NOT FRENCH,
SHE'S CANADIAN.
WHAT THE FUCK
IS THE DIFFERENCE?
SHE'S FRENCH CANADIAN.
WHAT DO I CARE?
SHE'S FROM TORONTO.
ALL YOUR FRIENDS SEEM LIKE
THEY'RE COMMITTING SUICIDE.
I WOULD GET A LITTLE BIT
OF A COMPLEX WITH THAT.
WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH RAND'S BODY?
DID YOU CUT HIM UP
INTO LITTLE FUCKING PIECES?
YOU SEE A SHRINK?
HMM. AREN'T WE ALL?
Ernie:
CUT HER UP?
THAT SHRINK
MUST KNOW SOMETHING.
OR MAYBE YOU FUCKING
CONFESSED TO HER.
YOU'RE PRETTY SET ON GETTING
INTO HARVARD, AREN'T YOU?
WELL, IT HAS CROSSED
MY MIND.
WHY, ARE YOU
GENTLEMEN ALUMNI?
THAT'S REAL
FUCKIN' FUNNY, IDIOT.
DO YOU SMOKE?
ARE YOU GUYS CONCERNED
ABOUT MY HEALTH NOW?
YEAH, WELL, HEY,
IS THIS YOURS?
YOU MISS
THE FUCKIN' LIGHTER?
WE FOUND IT
AT THE CLIFF.
WHY DID YOU TELL ME
THAT RAND WAS UPSET ABOUT
NATALIE BEING PREGNANT?
WE DID AN AUTOPSY.
NATALIE WAS NOT PREGNANT.
LOOK, ARE YOU GUYS
GONNA ARREST ME?
NO.
BUT AS SOON AS WE FIND
THAT BODY WE WILL.
RIGHT.
WHAT, ARE YOU A TOUGH GUY
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
ARE YOU A SMART GUY
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
YOU LITTLE FUCKIN' PUNK!
YOU FUCKIN' PUNK!
GIVE ME PIMPS,
PROSTITUTES, ANYBODY!
YOU COLLEGE KIDS...
YOU KIDS ARE THE SCUM
OF THE EARTH, MAN!
Shipper:
JUST RELAX, ALL RIGHT?
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
AH, THAT FUCKIN'
PIECE OF SHIT.
EMMA.
EMMA.
CHRIS.
DID YOU BRING
THE TAPE?
YEAH. WHY ARE
WE MEETING OUT HERE?
YOU HAVE IT?
HERE IT IS.
AND IT HAS EVERYTHING
ON IT, RIGHT?
YES.
"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN...
"I, BEING OF SOUND MIND,
"BUT BROKEN SPIRIT...
"HAVE DECIDED
TO TAKE MY OWN LIFE.
"THERE'S NO ONE TO BLAME
BUT A SOCIETY...
"THAT HAS PUSHED ITS YOUTH
TOO HARD AND TOO FAST
"WITHOUT EVER GIVING THEM
A PARACHUTE...
IF THEY FAIL."
I'M SORRY.
Emma: BE CAREFUL
WHO YOU TRUST, CHRIS.
LET'S FACE THE FACTS.
CHRIS, YOUR GAME IS OVER.
YOU HAVE ONE CHOICE LEFT.
YOU GO OUT LIKE A MAN
OR A BIG, FAT GIRL.
IF I WERE YOU...
I'D TRY TO SNAG SOME DIGNITY
OUT OF THIS WHOLE THING.
YOU WANT ME
TO KILL MYSELF, HUH?
RAND WASN'T ENOUGH
FOR YOU?
WOULD'VE BEEN IF
WE EVER FOUND THE BODY.
BUT SEMESTER'S
COMING TOWARDS AN END,
GRADES ARE RIGHT AROUND
THE CORNER.
I HAD TO TAKE
THE INITIATIVE.
YOU CAN RESPECT THAT,
RIGHT?
EMMA DOES.
HEY, TIM.
WE ARE ALL GRADUATING
TOGETHER...
IN PRISON.
IT WASN'T ME.
IT WAS ALL HER IDEA.
CHRIS,
WHAT DID WE DO?
WE KILLED RAND.
AND NATALIE.
I'M GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR MY ACTIONS.
WHY'D YOU WANT
TO KILL YOURSELF?
I WAS DEPRESSED.
THE WHOLE THING
WITH NATALIE.
MY GRADES SUCKED.
JUST FELT LIKE MY LIFE WAS
CRUMBLING IN FRONT OF ME.
YOU THOUGHT KILLING YOURSELF
WOULD SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS?
I DON'T KNOW.
I WENT BACK TO THE DORM
AND WROTE THAT NOTE.
GUESS I JUST WANTED
EVERYBODY
TO FEEL SORRY FOR ME.
I SWEAR I NEVER KNEW ALL
THAT SHIT WAS GOING TO--
WHAT HAPPENED
THAT NIGHT AT THE DELL?
[SIGHS]
WELL...
LIKE I SAID,
I WAS DRUNK.
I HAD THIS BIG FIGHT
WITH NATALIE.
I HIT CHRIS.
I KNOW THIS IS HARD FOR YOU.
THANK YOU.
Rand: ANYWAY...
THERE I WAS,
ALL BY MYSELF ON THE CLIFF.
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER
WALKING THERE.
I HAD PUT THE NOTE
IN THE BOTTLE.
I SAW YOU
GO OVER THE CLIFF.
DID YOU?
Rand: THEN I STARTED
TO THINK ABOUT MY PARENTS
AND MY FRIENDS.
I MEAN, HERE I WAS
ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF.
I KNOW I HAD PROBLEMS...
BUT DID I REALLY NEED
TO JUMP?
STOP.
I SWEAR I'LL SHOOT YOU.
Dr. Ashley:
WHAT'D YOU DO NEXT?
HITCHED A RIDE--
DOWNTOWN,
TO THE BUS STATION.
I ACTED LIKE SUCH
AN ASSHOLE AT THAT PARTY.
COULDN'T FACE MY FRIENDS
AFTER THAT.
WHERE'D YOU GO?
I MADE MY WAY DOWN
TO WEST PALM BEACH.
I HAVE SOME FRIENDS
DOWN THERE.
I JUST HUNG OUT.
I ALWAYS PLANNED
ON COMING BACK.
YOU LEFT THE SUICIDE NOTE
BEHIND.
I'M...
I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.
I TOTALLY
FORGOT ABOUT IT.
I WAS WASTED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED.
FIRST NATALIE...
ONE MORE STEP,
AND I'LL SHOOT
ALL OF YOU.
YOU DON'T WANNA
DO THAT.
CHRIS,
PUT THE GUN DOWN.
HEY, CHRIS,
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
LOOK AT YOUR LIFE.
YOU'RE NOT
GETTING INTO HARVARD.
I'M FUCKING
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
YOUR ROOMMATE'S
BEEN PLANNING YOUR DEATH
ALL SEMESTER.
HMM.
IF I WERE YOU...
I'D JUMP.
AND THEN MY ROOMMATE...
JESUS.
I MUST BE CURSED.
I KNOW, I KNOW. I...
SHOULDN'T BLAME MYSELF.
[RAND SIGHS]
ONE MORE FUCKING STEP,
AND I'LL SHOOT YOU.
ONE?
FUCK YOU.
Tim:
COME ON, YOU BIG GIRL.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WERE GONNA SHOOT ME.
WELL, SHOOT!
WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU...
WHO WANTS TO LIVE.
[ALARM RINGING]
[ALARM STOPS]
I'LL TELL YOU THE REST
LATER.
NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'VE GOT
A FEW MORE MINUTES.
WHY DON'T WE SEE THIS
THROUGH TO THE END?
IT FIGURES
YOU'D SHOOT BLANKS.
[TIM CHUCKLES]
THAT'S COLD.
WELL,
MUCHACHO...
[CLICKING TONGUE]
LOOKS LIKE
YOU'VE RUN OUTTA OPTIONS.
WELL, I MIGHT--
I MIGHT HAVE ONE LEFT.
REALLY?
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?
LOADING BULLETS
INTO THE GUN.
HEY, RAND,
HOW WAS WEST PALM BEACH?
UNSEASONABLY COLD.
I TOLD YOU.
YOU SHOULD'VE GONE
TO LAS VEGAS.
[COCKS HAMMER]
I DON'T LIKE TO GAMBLE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU...
YOU GOTTA BE
FUCKING KIDDING ME.
[LAUGHING]
I'M REALLY GONNA MISS
THAT GUY.
YOU KNOW,
THIS ISN'T PERSONAL.
IT'S JUST BUSINESS.
HOLD ON A MINUTE.
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
NOBODY EVER LIKED YOU
ANYWAY.
I GUESS NOW
WE'RE REALLY GONNA SEE
HOW FAR
YOU CAN PUSH PEOPLE.
[CLICKING TONGUE]
OH...
I ALMOST FORGOT.
YOUR SUICIDE NOTE.
HARVARD'S REALLY NOT GONNA
BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU.
YEAH, WE'LL DEDICATE
A WING TO YOU
IN THE PSYCHE
DEPARTMENT,
YOU SICK FUCK.
[SNICKERS]
THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK.
YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME.
YOU MORONS.
IT'S GOTTA LOOK
LIKE A SUICIDE.
OH, FUCK!
HE'S RIGHT.
AAAAH!
[THUMP]
[SPLASH]
HEY, EMMA.
OH, MY GOD.
ARE YOU IN...
OR ARE YOU OUT?
I ASSUME
THE CHANCELLOR
ALREADY TOLD YOU
ABOUT YOUR OPTION
OF TAKING THE 4.0.
YEAH.
IT'S WEIRD.
EVERYBODY THINKS
I KILLED MYSELF
AND NOW
I GET A 4.0.
WELL...
YOUR ROOMMATE
DID
COMMIT SUICIDE.
SINCE YOU WERE NEVER
LEGALLY DECLARED DEAD,
YOU'RE STILL
A REGISTERED STUDENT.
I DIDN'T WANNA TAKE IT.
CHRIS AND I TALKED ABOUT IT
FOR A LONG TIME.
IT DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT
TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF TIM'S DEATH LIKE THAT.
WHAT MADE YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND?
WE TALKED TO EMMA.
YOU KNOW,
NATALIE'S ROOMMATE?
EMMA TOOK THE 4-0.
Shipper:
WE DID AN AUTOPSY.
NATALIE WAS NOT PREGNANT.
Rand: SHE EXPLAINED TO US
THAT IT'S WHAT
TIM WOULD HAVE WANTED.
Rand: YOU KNOW?
FOR ALL OF US TO GO
TO HARVARD GRAD.
TOGETHER.
LIKE HE ALWAYS
DREAMED OF.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET
YOUR MASTER'S IN?
I'M THINKING ABOUT...
DRAMA.
[SURF PUNK MUSIC
BEGINS PLAYING]
Man: ♪ WELL, I WAS CRUISIN'
IN MY STINGRAY ♪
♪ LATE ONE NIGHT
♪ WHEN AN XKG
PULLED UP ON THE RIGHT ♪
♪ HE ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW
OF HIS SHINY NEW JAG ♪
♪ AND CHALLENGED ME
THERE AND THEN TO A DRAG ♪
♪ I SAID, YOU'RE ON, BUDDY,
MY MACHINE'S RUNNING FINE ♪
♪ LET'S GET OFF THE LINE
AT SUNSET AND VINE ♪
♪ I'LL GO YOU ONE BETTER
IF YOU GOT THE NERVE ♪
♪ LET'S RACE ALL THE WAY
♪ TO DEAD MAN'S CURVE
Women:
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ IT'S NO PLACE TO PLAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ YOU BEST KEEP AWAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ I CAN HEAR THEM SAY
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ THE STRIP WAS DESERTED
LATE FRIDAY NIGHT ♪
♪ WE WERE BUGGIN' EACH OTHER
WHILE WE STARED AT THE LIGHT ♪
♪ WE BOTH POPPED THE CLUTCH
WHEN THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN ♪
♪ YOU SHOULDA HEARD THE WHINE
FROM MY SCREAMIN' MACHINE ♪
♪ I BLEW PAST LA BREA
AND CRESCENT HEIGHTS ♪
♪ AND ALL THAT JAG COULD SEE
WERE MY FRENCH HEADLIGHTS ♪
♪ HE PASSED ME AT DOHENY,
AND I STARTED TO SWERVE ♪
♪ BUT I PULLED UP
AND THERE WE WERE ♪
♪ AT DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ IT'S NO PLACE TO PLAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ YOU BEST KEEP AWAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ I CAN HEAR THEM SAY
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ THE STRIP WAS DESERTED
LATE FRIDAY NIGHT ♪
♪ WE WERE BUGGIN' EACH OTHER
WHILE WE STARED AT THE LIGHT ♪
♪ WE BOTH POPPED THE CLUTCH
WHEN THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN ♪
♪ YOU SHOULDA HEARD THE WHINE
FROM MY SCREAMIN' MACHINE ♪
♪ I BLEW PAST LA BREA
AND CRESCENT HEIGHTS ♪
♪ AND ALL THAT JAG COULD SEE
WERE MY FRENCH HEADLIGHTS ♪
♪ HE PASSED ME AT DOHENY,
AND I STARTED TO SWERVE ♪
♪ I PULLED UP
AND THERE WE WERE ♪
♪ AT DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ IT'S NO PLACE TO PLAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ YOU BEST KEEP AWAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ I CAN HEAR THEM SAY
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
[SINGERS SCREAMING]
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN, DEAD MAN
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN, DEAD MAN
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN, DEAD MAN
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN, DEAD MAN
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ WE'RE GONNA DIE
♪ AAAAAH!
♪ LAST THING I REMEMBER,
DOC, I STARTED TO SWERVE ♪
♪ AND THEN I SAW THE JAG
SLIDE RIGHT IN THE CURVE ♪
♪ I KNOW I'LL NEVER FORGET
THAT HORRIBLE SIGHT ♪
♪ AND NOW I KNOW
THAT THEY WAS RIGHT ♪
♪ 'BOUT DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ IT'S NO PLACE TO PLAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ YOU BEST KEEP AWAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ I CAN HEAR THEM SAY
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ WON'T COME BACK FROM
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ IT'S NO PLACE TO PLAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ YOU BEST KEEP AWAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ I CAN HEAR THEM SAY
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ NEVER COMING BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ WON'T COME BACK FROM
[MAN WAILING
AND SCREAMING]
♪ WON'T COME BACK FROM
♪ YOU'RE NEVER
COMING BACK FROM ♪
♪ NEVER COMING BACK FROM
♪ AIN'T COMING BACK FROM
♪ NEVER COMING BACK FROM
♪ WON'T COME BACK FROM
♪ WON'T COME BACK FROM
♪ NEVER COMING BACK FROM
♪ NEVER COMING BACK FROM
♪ AIN'T COMING BACK FROM
♪ AIN'T COMING BACK FROM
♪ YOU WON'T
COME BACK FROM ♪
♪ AIN'T COMING BACK FROM
♪ READY, SET, GO!
[WOMEN SCREAMING]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TRIMARK HOME VIDEO
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
[CHIMES]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TRIMARK HOME VIDEO
[CHIMES]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
OUTSIDE]
TIM?
CHRIS?
I NAILED IT.
REALLY?
YEAH.
THAT'S GREAT. NOW
WE DON'T HAVE TO DO IT.
RIGHT.
PERFECT. I KNOW. I WAS HAVING
SECOND THOUGHTS, TOO.
I MEAN, IT'S...
WELL, IT WAS
A PRETTY RADICAL IDEA.
YEAH. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT WE WERE THINKING.
[LAUGHS]
IT SCARED YOU ENOUGH TO GET
AN A, THOUGH, DIDN'T IT?
YOU SHOULD BE ONE OF THOSE
MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS--
ONE OF THOSE GUYS
ON THE INFOMERCIALS.
YOU KNOW, "HOW MUCH MONEY
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE?"
WITH ONE 900 CALL,
YOU COULD--
ASSHOLE.
WHAT?
PLEASE.
DID YOU REALLY THINK
I WASN'T GOING TO CHECK
THE GRADES MYSELF?
LIKE I'M JUST GOING
TO TRUST YOU?
I STILL HAVE TIME.
WE CAN GO TO MY PROFESSOR--
FUCK YOU.
IT'S SETTLED.
[SLAPS]
COME ON, CHRIS.
[KISSES] COME ON.
[APPLAUSE]
Comic: HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD
ABOUT THIS WEIRD POLICY
THEY HAVE NOW
AT MOST UNIVERSITIES?
BACK ME UP IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
IF YOUR ROOMMATE
COMMITS SUICIDE,
YOU GET AN AUTOMATIC 4.0
FOR THE SEMESTER.
YEAH, APPARENTLY WITH
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA,
THEY FEEL
YOU DESERVE THIS.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
YOUR ROOMMATE
KILLS HIMSELF,
AND YOU GET STRAIGHT As.
[LAUGHTER]
THIS KIND OF
TAKES THE HEAT OFF FINALS,
DON'T YOU THINK?
THIS IS LIKE GIVING YOU
A LICENSE TO KILL.
I FIGURED THIS OUT.
YOU CAN GO THROUGH 4 YEARS,
ONLY KILL 8 PEOPLE,
GRADUATE
WITH A SUMMA CUM LAUDE.
[LAUGHTER]
"HEY, TAD,
WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR?"
"007."
[LAUGHTER]
Chris: I'M WORRIED
ABOUT MY ROOMMATE.
I THINK HE MIGHT BE
SUICIDAL.
MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME
WHAT SIGNS
I SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR.
Doctor: OK. UM...
SUICIDAL SIGNS.
Chris: WHERE ARE WE GOING
TO GET THE TEQUILA?
AT THE HOUSE,
YOU IDIOT.
DON'T CALL ME AN IDIOT,
ASSHOLE.
WELL, LET'S NOT ACT
LIKE A MORON, YOU IDIOT.
Doctor: WELL, THE USUAL
STUFF, I GUESS--
SPENDING
A LOT OF TIME ALONE,
DESPONDENT,
OVERLY DEFENSIVE.
Chris: UM, COULD YOU BE
A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC?
Chris: HOLD ON. IF WE'RE ALL
DRINKING THE TEQUILA,
AREN'T WE ALL GOING
TO GET DRUNK?
NO. I'M GOING TO MIX
LEMON JUICE AND WATER TOGETHER,
PUT IT IN
A TEQUILA BOTTLE,
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU AND I
ARE GOING TO BE DRINKING.
Doctor: WELL,
I'D ALWAYS BE CONCERNED
ABOUT ANYONE
WHO UNDERLINES PASSAGES
IN THE BELL JAR.
Chris: HE'S NOT MUCH
OF A READER.
Tim: HEY, POE'S GOOD.
AREN'T THEY GOING
TO WONDER WHERE WE ARE?
I DON'T KNOW. IF WE DITCH
A KEG PARTY FOR 20 MINUTES,
YOU THINK THEY'LL
SEND THE DOGS OUT?
Chris: ANYTHING ELSE?
Doctor: ALL RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT LISTENING
TO DEPRESSING MUSIC?
THAT'S GOOD.
ANYONE IN PARTICULAR?
Chris: HOW ABOUT THIS?
HANSON.
HANSON? WHAT DO YOU
WANT HIM TO DO,
GRAB A RIFLE AND HEAD FOR
THE NEAREST WATCH TOWER?
Doctor: SUZANNE VEGA,
THE SMITHS,
THE CURE--
ANYTHING
FROM THE EIGHTIES.
SUZANNE VEGA,
THE SMITHS, THE CURE.
DO YOU GUYS KNOW WE HAVE
A SALE ON JOY DIVISION?
Chris: WHAT ABOUT
THE SUICIDE NOTE?
Tim: WHAT ABOUT IT?
WHERE ARE YOU
GOING TO PUT IT?
I DON'T KNOW. HADN'T REALLY
THOUGHT THAT THROUGH YET.
IT'S PRETTY IMPORTANT.
BECAUSE WE GOT TO STICK
TOGETHER ON THIS, RIGHT?
RIGHT.
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
YEAH.
RIGHT?
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
OH, GIVE ME THIS.
YOU CAN'T LIGHT UP
IN HERE.
THANKS. IT'S FOR LATER.
GO PAY FOR THAT, WOULD YOU?
[BLOWS]
MAN.
THE RECEIPT?
YEAH.
AH, I'LL TAKE THAT.
LIKE YOU NEED
THE DEDUCTION.
Chris:
WHAT ABOUT MOVIES?
OK.
ANY PERIOD PIECE...
SCANDINAVIAN FILMS...
AND...
ANYTHING BY A FIRST-TIME
WRITER-DIRECTOR.
I HATE THOSE.
IS THIS HELPFUL?
Girl:
YOU'RE THIRD.
Girl: OH, I'M SO SICK
OF THIS GAME.
YOU'RE SICK OF IT
BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT IT.
WHO'S GOT THE TIME?
YOU GOT 10 SECONDS.
I'LL TIME.
REMEMBER, NONE OF THAT
"SOUNDS LIKE."
OK. ALL RIGHT. OK.
BABY, IT'S
YOU AND ME TOGETHER.
LET'S TAKE THESE BASTARDS
DOWN. YOU READY?
RAND, I'M REALLY NOT
FEELING VERY WELL.
NATALIE, DON'T FUCK ME.
Tim: READY...
GO.
OK, EASY ONE--
DISNEY RAT.
MICKEY MOUSE.
BEAUTIFUL. OK, OK.
HE KILLED HIMSELF.
HIS DAUGHTER KILLED HERSELF.
I THINK
HE'S IN A GAP AD.
I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S A WRITER.
OLD MAN AND THE SEA--
HE WROTE IT.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY.
BEAUTIFUL.
EASY.
GAP AD.
FUCK.
OK, OK.
SHORTSTOP FOR THE CUBS.
"LET'S PLAY 2."
SHE'S A CANADIAN. SHE'S
A GIRL. SHE'LL NEVER GET IT.
OH, CUBS. CUBS.
BASEBALL. COME ON.
COME ON,
DON'T BE AN IDIOT.
COME ON, BASEBALL.
MR. BASEBALL.
TOM SELLECK.
NO! JESUS CHRIST,
HE'S A HALL OF FAMER.
HE'S GOT THE SECOND HIGHEST
HOME RUN TOTAL
IN THE MAJOR LEAGUE.
CAL RIPKEN JUST BROKE
HIS RECORD. COME ON!
HIS FIRST NAME IS
A SESAME STREET
CHARACTER.
BERT?
AND TIME.
AW.
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
THAT YOU AND I ARE PARTNERS.
I'M SORRY, RAND.
I DON'T KNOW BASEBALL.
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU DON'T STOP WATCHING
THE FASHION CHANNEL.
Emma: OUR TURN.
HEY, RAND, HOW MANY
DID YOU GET?
I GOT 2.
HOW MANY?
I GOT 2.
WE GOT 2.
2 IS GOOD.
NO. 2's NOT GOOD.
2 SUCKS, OK? I'VE NEVER
GOT LESS THAN 5.
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
YOU READY?
YEAH.
HEY, NO, NO, NO.
PUT IT BACK.
I DIDN'T SEE IT.
PUT IT BACK.
PUT IT BACK.
PUT IT BACK.
IT'S BACK.
I'M NOT GOING
UNTIL YOU PUT IT BACK.
LET'S ALL STRESS OUT
A LITTLE.
DON'T CHEAT. IF YOU DON'T
CHEAT, YOU WON'T STRESS.
OK, READY?
AND...GO.
THE GUY RAND WAS JUST
TALKING ABOUT.
ERNIE BANKS.
ALL RIGHT. UM, UM...
ALL RIGHT,
WHO PUT THIS IN?
CHAIRMAN OF THE FED.
ALAN GREENSPAN.
THANK YOU.
NOW, THAT IS NOT SO BAD
FOR A SCHOLARSHIP STUDENT.
UM, ALL RIGHT.
STAR SPANGLED BANNER.
FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.
DRILL ME.
OK. HE'S A SENATOR.
HE'S OLD.
SCRAWNY NECK.
HE'S SOUTHERN.
STROM THURMOND.
NO, NO, THE OTHER ONE.
HE'S THE GUY WHO WANTED
TO ABOLISH THE ARTS.
OH, CHRIST.
THAT'S
10 SECONDS. NOT IT.
COME ON,
YOU KNOW THIS ONE.
HE'S FROM
NORTH CAROLINA.
HE'S--HE'S
THE RACIST SENATOR.
WHICH ONE?
THERE'S ONLY,
LIKE, 50 OF THEM.
SATAN.
JESSE HELMS.
TIME. OHH.
NOW, THAT IS THE KIND
OF INFORMATION
THAT GETS YOU
INTO HARVARD, DEAR.
OHH.
I'M REALLY NOT
FEELING WELL.
CAN WE LEAVE?
NO, NO, I WANT
TO PLAY AGAIN.
DON'T BE SUCH A DICK.
SHE WANTS TO LEAVE.
RAND, I REALLY THINK
I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
SO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO,
HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK
FOR YOU?
THANKS A LOT.
NICE FRIENDS.
I'LL SEE YOU
BACK AT THE ROOM, EMMA.
EXCUSE ME.
Rand: WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY FRIENDS?
WHAT?
I THINK SHE'S THE ONE.
Natalie:
I'M PREGNANT?
ARE YOU SURE?
I'M PREMED, NAT.
I'M
PREGNANT
PREGNANT?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE CAN DO ANOTHER TEST.
NO.
WE'VE ALREADY
DONE IT TWICE,
AND I CAN'T PEE ANYMORE.
RAND IS GOING
TO KILL ME.
♪ IF I HAD A LIFE
LIKE YOURS ♪
♪ I WOULD'VE ENDED IT
♪ LONG AGO
PRESIDENT WITH
THE FUCKED-UP BEARD.
ISAAC ASIMOV.
NO. UM, GETTYSBURG.
JEFF DANIELS.
NO, THE OTHER ONE.
ABE LINCOLN.
YES!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
UH, OK.
THE CHICK FROM
SPECIES.
CAMERON DIAZ.
UM,
SPECIES 2.
FUCK.
NEVE CAMPBELL.
NO. SHE'S FROM
FACTS OF LIFE.
NATASHA HENSTRIDGE,
YOU MORONS!
COOL. THANKS.
HEY, WE GOT 2!
WHAT'S UP, ERNIE?
MY, MY, MY.
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
ALL OF SOCIETY'S REJECTS
IN ONE SPOT.
A LITTLE CONTRABAND
UTOPIA, HUH?
WELL, I GOT SOME BAD NEWS
FOR YOU, GUYS.
I'M SHUTTING YOU DOWN.
[TURNS OFF MUSIC]
HEY, JEZEBEL.
TAKE 'EM DOWN.
IS THAT AN OPEN CONTAINER?
IT'S JUST
A SODA, ERNIE.
I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
TO TAKE A KNEE FOR ME.
GIVE ME A BREAK.
GUESS WHAT?
YOU JUST ESCALATED
THE SITUATION
AND ESTABLISHED YOURSELF
AS A THREAT TO ME.
NOW I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
TO TAKE BOTH KNEES
AND DO NOT MAKE ME GO
TO THE CHUCKS.
ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN,
LISTEN UP.
YOU'VE PROBABLY
HEARD THIS BEFORE.
IT IS
JACKSON VS.
SECUROFLEX CORPORATION.
LOCK IN WITH ME.
AHEM.
"I AM A PRIVATE
SECURITY OFFICER.
"I HAVE NO STATE
OR GOVERNMENTAL AUTHORITY.
"I STAND
AS AN ORDINARY CITIZEN.
"I HAVE NO RIGHT
TO DETAIN, INTERROGATE,
OR OTHERWISE INTERFERE WITH
YOUR PERSONAL PROPERTY."
BASICALLY, ALL THAT MEANS
IS I'M A COP, ALL RIGHT?
IT'S JUST LOCO WEED.
Ernie:
JUST LOCO WEED?
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
NUMBER ONE--I HAPPEN
TO KNOW THAT LOCO WEED
IS THE SAME THING
AS MARIJUANA.
NUMBER 2--
I GOT KICKED OFF
THE HYANNUS SHORE PATROL
FOR KNOCKING THE SNOT
OUT OF A PUNK JUST LIKE YOU,
SO DO NOT PUSH ME.
HAS IT EVER
OCCURRED TO YOU
THAT MARIJUANA
IS A HALLUCINOGEN,
AND MAYBE ONE DAY, YOU'LL
DECIDE YOU'RE CHUCK YEAGER?
YOUR BODY IS A PLANE,
AND THIS IS
A LITTLE RUNWAY.
YOU'RE GOING TO GO
RUNNING DOWN THAT RUNWAY
AND JUMP RIGHT OFF
THAT CLIFF.
YOU EVER SEEN--
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
HEY!
RICH BOY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HEY, ARE YOU
DEAF AND DUMB?
YOU TALKING TO ME?
OFFICER ERNIE.
AT YOUR SERVICE, SIR.
GET AWAY FROM THE CLIFF.
I'M JUST CLEARING MY HEAD.
HEY, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS FOR
YOUR PERSONAL WELL-BEING.
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU
GOING OVER ON MY SHIFT.
I APPRECIATE THE CONCERN.
WHAT'S LITTERING?
5 TO 10?
NO, THAT'S HOW LONG
IT'S GOING TO TAKE YOU
TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE,
DUMB ASS.
DO NOT--
DO NOT THROW
THAT BOTTLE!
Ernie: COME ON.
COME ON OVER HERE.
LET'S GO.
Ernie: YOU'RE TAKING A RIDE
TO THE SECURITY TRAILER.
I WILL HAVE
THE CINNAMON PLUM.
OOH, DECISION TIME.
VERY NICE.
AND A HAWAIIAN PUNCH
FOR MY DAD.
HAWAIIAN PUNCH
FOR YOUR DAD?
YEAH.
GOOD. HE'S 5.
WHY DON'T YOU GO
WAIT AND SIT?
THANK YOU, FRANK.
BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Tim: IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I JUST KNEW.
I DIDN'T TELL
ANYONE.
BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL RAND.
OH, NO.
NO, I CAN'T.
HE'S GOT A BIG
TERM PAPER DUE THIS WEEK.
BESIDES, I MEAN,
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
I'M A JUNIOR. I'M
CATHOLIC. I'M CANADIAN.
WHO GIVES A SHIT?
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
I THINK THAT THIS IS
THE BEST THING
THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED
TO RAND.
HE DOES NOT LOVE ME
ANYMORE, TIM,
AND HE'S GOING TO ASK ME
TO GET RID OF IT.
THAT'S NOT TRUE, NAT.
HE LOVES YOU. HE LOVES YOU
WITH ALL OF HIS HEART.
HE HAS BIG DREAMS ABOUT
GOING TO GRAD SCHOOL.
THIS RUINS IT.
GRAD SCHOOL?
RAND DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT GRAD SCHOOL.
STARTING A FAMILY?
NOW, THAT'S SOMETHING
THAT'S IMPORTANT TO HIM.
YOU DON'T GET IT.
THE TWO OF YOU--
I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE LIKE...
LIKE BENNY AND JOON,
HART TO HART,
KURT COBAIN
AND COURTNEY LOVE.
YOU GUYS WERE MEANT
TO BE TOGETHER.
YOU REALLY THINK SO?
OK, I KNOW YOU GUYS
HAVE ONLY BEEN TOGETHER,
WHAT, 3, 3 1/2 MONTHS,
BUT I KNOW THAT
RAND LOVES YOU,
AND YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM.
YOU'RE A REALLY
GOOD FRIEND, TIM.
NO.
OK, I'LL TAKE
A LITTLE ONE.
[LAUGHS]
YO, HEY, WHOA, WHOA,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU MOVING IN ON MY GIRL?
AW, YOU KNOW ME, BUDDY--
JUST KEEPING
YOUR SEAT WARM.
OH, HEY, UM...
WHAT TIME ARE YOU GUYS
GOING TO THE PARTY TONIGHT?
I'M BRINGING IT AT 10:00.
THAT'S GOOD.
I'LL BE THERE.
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.
YOU KNOW WE'RE PLAYING
BEER HUNTER.
AND YOU KNOW...
RIGHT?
GET OUT OF HERE.
WHAT--WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
OH, WE WERE
JUST TALKING.
YOU WERE JUST TALKING?
IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT TO ME.
WELL, YOU KNOW, RAND,
YOU JUST WALKED IN--
I JUST WALKED
INTO THE MIDDLE OF WHAT?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
IT'S OK.
JUST RELAX.
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO
GET YOU SOME WATER?
[LAUGHS]
NO. I'M FINE.
DO YOU WANT TO BE
ON TOP?
[LAUGHS]
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND, OK?
I CAN TALK DIRTY TO YOU.
IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.
I'M JUST...
I'M JUST SO WORRIED
ABOUT THIS...
THIS GETTING INTO
HARVARD THING IS...
YOU USED TO ONLY WORRY
ABOUT GETTING INTO ME.
I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
SORRY.
♪ SO JUST GO AHEAD
AND DIE ♪
♪ YOU CAN KICK,
AND YOU CAN CRY ♪
YOU KNOW,
THERE ARE PEOPLE
YOU CAN TALK TO
ABOUT THIS.
YEAH, I KNOW. I'M ALREADY
SEEING A TUTOR.
I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS.
RIGHT.
RIGHT. UH...
I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST--
IT'S EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW?
IT'S MIDTERMS
AND GRADES
AND GRADUATION AND WONDERING
IF I'M GOING TO BE ACCEPTED.
I SAID IT WAS OK.
HI. DO YOU WANT A FLYER
FOR OUR SPRING FLING?
NO.
HI. HERE, TAKE A FLYER
FOR OUR SPRING FLING.
IT'S A NONALCOHOLIC
PARTY.
WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE NACHOS.
IT'LL BE FUN.
HI. WE'RE HAVING
A SPRING FLING.
WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE A RAFFLE.
WE'RE RAFFLING OFF
A PIÑATA.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD
SLOW DANCE TO THIS SONG.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
NO, NO, I LIKE IT.
IT'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER
VERY INTELLECTUALLY
STIMULATING EVENING.
LET'S GET A BEER.
THIS PARTY SUCKS.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T WE HAVE FUN?
[LAUGHS]
Boy: I JUST CAN'T GET
ANY SLEEP, MAN.
HEY, EILEEN.
ALISON.
Emma: HEY.
Boy: HI.
HEY, JIMMY.
HI.
NEED A HAND
WITH THAT?
THANKS,
CHRISTOPHER.
HOW'S SCHOOL GOING, MAN?
I--I GOT ALL
SATISFACTORIES.
ALL RIGHT.
HA HA!
HEY, YOU GUYS. WHAT IS UP,
GILBERT GRAPE?
Emma: HEY, RENEE.
HI, EMMA.
HI, JIMMY.
HI, RENEE.
Tim: HOW DO YOU GUYS
KNOW EACH OTHER?
RENEE'S MY TUTOR.
SHE TEACHES COMPUTERS.
RENEE'S SMART.
NO. YOU'RE SMART.
HEY, JIMMY, DO YOU THINK
RENEE IS PRETTY?
YEAH.
SHE'S SO PRETTY
YOU'D WANT TO KISS HER?
DON'T TEASE HIM,
TIM.
YEAH.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WE'RE BUDDIES.
IS SHE SO PRETTY...
JIMMY, DO YOU THINK
YOU'D WANT TO...
MMM, HAVE SEX WITH HER?
DO NOT ANSWER THAT.
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT GIRLS?
YEAH.
WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
WOULD YOU PLEASE
STOP?
COME ON.
THINK HARD.
WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
GIRLS ARE
NO GODDAMN GOOD.
AW, THAT'S A BOY.
CHARMING.
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
I'M SORRY. DID I
HURT HER FEELINGS?
Tim: YES, YOU DID.
GIVE ME $10. I'LL GO
BUY HER SOME FLOWERS.
YOU--YOU KNOW WHERE
TO BUY FLOWERS?
YES, I KNOW WHERE
TO BUY FLOWERS.
I'M TIRED OF ALWAYS
BAILING YOU OUT.
THIS IS GOING TO GET
YOUR ASS KICKED, JIMMY.
Jimmy: THANKS, BUDDY.
THAT TIM'S A GOOD GUY.
YEAH, HE IS, ISN'T HE?
HI, WE'RE HAVING
A SPRING FLING.
IT'S A NONALCOHOLIC
PARTY.
IT'S FOR ALL AGES. WE'RE
GOING TO HAVE NACHOS.
Tim: THIS IS IT, BUDDY.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE
WEREN'T GOING TO DRINK.
AH, ONE DRINK
WON'T KILL US.
IT'S TO-KILL-YA--
DRINK OF CHAMPIONS.
CHEERS.
[SPITS]
WHAT THE FUCK?
A LITTLE TOO MUCH
LEMON JUICE FOR YOU?
ASSHOLE.
YOU DRINK MAO!
Others: MAO! MAO!
MAO! MAO!
CAN WE NOT DO THIS
RIGHT NOW?
Rand: YOU GOT TO DO IT.
IF YOU DON'T DO IT, THEY'LL
THROW YOU IN THE PIT.
IF THEY THROW YOU
IN THE PIT,
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
YOU GOT TO DO IT.
YOU CAN DO IT.
YOU CAN DO IT, STEVIE.
YOU CAN DO IT.
LOOK ME IN THE EYES.
GO AHEAD!
DO IT, STEVIE! DO IT!
STEVIE, YOU SHOW
THEM BASTARDS.
YOU SHOW THEM
YOU GOT BALLS.
SHOW YOU GOT BALLS--
AW, FUCK YOU!
AW, OK. ALL RIGHT.
GO AHEAD.
STEVIE, GO AHEAD.
GO AHEAD, STEVIE.
SHOW THEM.
SHOW THEM YOU GOT BALLS.
GO AHEAD.
AAH!
HA!
Crowd: MAO!
HEY, KID.
HEY, KID.
YOU DID IT.
YOU SHOWED THESE BASTARDS.
YOU DID IT, KID.
Crowd: MAO! MAO!
DRINK! DRINK!
YOU MAO, MAO, MAO!
Rand: DON'T WORRY.
DON'T WORRY, KID.
IN 5 MINUTES, WE'RE GOING
TO BE OUT OF HERE.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
COME ON. COME ON.
WHEEL US OUT OF HERE.
WHEEL US
OUT OF HERE.
PUT A FLAT BEER
TO YOUR HEAD. COME ON.
PUT A FLAT BEER
TO YOUR HEAD.
COME ON, NICKY.
DRINK MAO!
AW, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!
Tim: MAO!
Crowd: MAO! MAO!
MAO! MAO!
Rand:
ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD.
YOU DRINK MAO!
Crowd: MAO! MAO!
Rand: WATCH THIS.
WATCH THIS, OK?
I DO 3 BEERS.
3.
1, 2, 3.
WE DO 3 BEER.
WE DO 3.
HMM...
MMM...
MAO.
NOW WE GOT OURSELVES
A GAME--
YOU AND ME.
YOU AND ME.
Crowd: MAO! MAO!
MAO. MAO, MAO.
ALL RIGHT.
Crowd:
MAO! MAO! MAO!
[YELLING]
Rand: COME ON,
BRING IT, EH?
BRING IT.
HEY, BABY.
RAND, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
Rand: WHAT?
WE'RE AT A PARTY.
COME ON, PLEASE?
HEY, GUYS.
HEY.
NATALIE HAS SOMETHING
SHE WANTS TO SAY.
RAND.
GO AHEAD.
TELL HIM, NATALIE.
Emma: YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY ANYTHING.
YOU'RE BEING
AN ASSHOLE AGAIN.
Rand: WHY?
WE'RE ALL FRIENDS.
WHAT IS IT?
FORGET IT.
NO, NO, NO. NO, NO.
I WON'T FORGET IT.
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY,
SO SAY IT.
WHAT'S WRONG?
MOMMY FORGET
TO SEND YOU MONEY
FOR YOUR XANAX
PRESCRIPTION?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE HER CRY.
LIKE THAT'S
A TOUGH THING TO DO.
MAYBE WE SHOULD LEAVE
THEM ALONE.
Rand: OOH.
NATALIE'S GETTING ANGRY.
WHAT?
WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT IS SO GODDAMN
IMPORTANT
THAT YOU HAVE TO RUIN
THE WHOLE PARTY?
JUST TELL HIM
SO WE CAN GO HOME.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S SO
FUCKING IMPORTANT, ASSHOLE?
COME ON,
GET YOUR FRIENDS AROUND
SO WE CAN HAVE
A BIG SHOW,
BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT!
WHOA.
THAT A GIRL, NATALIE.
YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS?
YOU TOLD--YOU TOLD HIM
BEFORE YOU TOLD ME?
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
SHE WAS SCARED
TO TELL YOU.
I WONDER WHY.
YOU KNEW, TOO?
HEY, DID ANYBODY
IN THIS ROOM
NOT
KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND
WAS KNOCKED UP?
DON'T TOUCH ME!
CAN'T TRUST YOU.
WHO ELSE DID YOU TELL?
CHRIST, WHO ELSE
DID YOU FUCK?
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
HOW DO I EVEN
KNOW IT'S MINE?
THAT'S WAY OUTTA
LINE, PARTNER?
WHY?
DID YOU FUCK HER?
IS THAT IT? HUH?
I SAW YOU TOGETHER.
HEY, RAND,
CHILL OUT.
AT LEAST I KNOW
YOU DIDN'T FUCK HER.
WHAT DOES
THAT MEAN?
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO HOME?
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST MAKE ME?
OOH, TOUGH GUY.
YOU WANT TO SLAP ME
AROUND NOW?
COME ON,
JUST CHILL OUT.
FUCK ALL Y'ALL!
I DON'T NEED
ANY OF YOU LOSERS.
AND YOU...
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT
YOU WERE SPECIAL.
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT
A SMALL TOWN WHORE.
WHAT'S UP, MAN?!
HEY!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
Boy: WHATEVER!
Boy: MAN, THAT SHIT'S
WAY OUT OF LINE.
HEY, YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, I'M FINE.
PHASE ONE, COMPLETE.
Tim: HEY, BUDDY!
Chris: HEY, RAND!
IT'S JUST US.
GO AWAY!
WE'RE JUST HERE
TO HELP, RAND.
THEN JUST LEAVE
THE FUCKING BOTTLES.
DIDN'T ANYBODY
EVER TELL YOU?
IT'S DANGEROUS
TO DRINK ALONE.
THIS SUCKS.
I KNOW. WE KNOW.
WE GOT ONE FOR EACH OF US.
TURN AROUND.
YOU TAKE THAT.
OPEN IT UP.
PUT IT IN THERE.
DRINK TO BEING A MAN.
DRINK IT! READY?
THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT.
HERE, TRY THIS ONE.
DRINK THIS ONE.
DRINK IT! THAT'S IT!
COME ON! DRINK IT!
AH!
UNH!
THAT'S THE REAL DEAL.
[LAUGHS]
AHH!
FUCKING WOMEN.
NOW, I'M GONNA TAKE THIS
OPPORTUNITY TO SAY
I TOLD YOU SO.
I REALLY FUCKED UP.
IT'LL BE
ALL RIGHT.
NOT THIS TIME.
I DON'T WANT A KID.
SHE CAN GET
AN ABORTION.
NATALIE?
SHE'S LIKE JOAN OF ARC.
THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL
THAT THAT GIRL IS GETTING
A FUCKING ABORTION,
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL
DRINK, SON. DRINK.
I GUESS I COULD SLIP HER
ONE OF THOSE RU-486s.
THE ABORTION PILL?
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THEY'RE IMPOSSIBLE TO GET.
JUST THROW HER DOWN
A GOOD FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
NOTHING WORKS LIKE
AN OLD STANDARD.
IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE'S A CITIZEN, RIGHT?
SHE'S HERE ON
A STUDENT VISA.
I COULD GET HER DEPORTED.
PLANT SOME DRUGS ON HER.
THAT'S THE TICKET.
NOBODY GETS HURT.
I'LL DRINK TO THAT,
AND SO WILL YOU.
YOU DRINK!
AHH!
EWW!
WOW, THIS STUFF GOES DOWN
JUST LIKE LEMONADE.
HA! WITH A KICK.
[SNICKERS]
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
HEY.
[BOTTLES CLINK]
Tim: AW, I'M ALL
GUSHY INSIDE.
YOU ALL RIGHT
THERE, MUCHACHO?
OH, JEEZ!
YOU OK?
SORRY. TIM?
HA HA HA!
LOOK AT OUR ROOMMATE.
FUCKING GOING TO HARVARD, BABY!
DOGPILE
AT HARVARD!
CUT IT OUT.
COME ON, MAN, WE CAN'T BE
PROUD OF OUR ROOMMATES?
I HAVEN'T
GOTTEN IN YET.
MERE
FORMALITY NOW.
WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
MAN, WHEN HAVE YOU
GOTTEN LESS THAN AN "A"
IN ANYTHING?
WE'VE RAISED
A GOOD SON, HUH, POP?
SHIT.
I REALLY LOVE NATALIE.
BULLSHIT.
NO, MAN, I DO.
I REALLY DO.
[SIGHS] FUCK.
[CLOCK TOWER TOLLING]
FUCK HER.
I ONLY WENT OUT WITH HER
FOR 3 MONTHS.
Tim: HEY,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
DRINK THAT,
YOU BIG GIRL.
FUCK YOU, MAN.
FUCK YOU!
[LAUGHS]
GOOD BOY.
AHH.
HOW THE FUCK
DID I END UP HERE?
[COUGHING]
YOU OK?
WHAT'D YOU DO?
JUST A LITTLE RAT POISON
TO HASTEN THE JOB.
[COUGHING]
HEY, RAND,
YOU JUST DRANK A WHOLE
BOTTLE OF RAT POISON.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
WHAT THE FUCK?
IS HE DEAD?
I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU
JIGGLE HIM AND FIND OUT?
HEY, RAND...
ARE YOU DEAD?
[COUGHS]
THAT WAS UNEXPECTED.
OHH!
OHH.
ALL RIGHT.
UM, LET'S DO THIS.
EMPTY THOSE BOTTLES OUT.
THROW THEM OVER THERE.
[COUGHS]
HELP ME ROLL THIS BODY.
WHAT ABOUT
THE SUICIDE NOTE?
JESUS, I ALMOST FORGOT.
THAT WOULD'VE SUCKED.
THROW THOSE BOTTLES
OVER THERE.
[BOTTLES BREAK]
WHAT IF IT ROLLS AWAY?
IT WON'T.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE?
CALM DOWN.
NO. FUCK YOU.
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
WHAT THE FUCK
DID YOU SAY TO ME, HUH?
WE'RE DOING THIS.
CORRECTION--
IT'S ALREADY DONE,
SO YOU GRAB YOUR SACK
RIGHT NOW,
AND YOU HELP ME ROLL
THIS BODY OVER THAT CLIFF.
READY? ROLL.
WHAT NOW?
I CAN'T
YES, YOU CAN.
DO THIS.
NO, TIM, I SWEAR
I CAN'T DO THIS, OK?
WHY CAN'T YOU
JUST DO THIS PART?
I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE
THE RESPONSIBLE ONE?
ALL RIGHT,
BIG GIRL, WALK AWAY.
GO ON. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND
WALK OVER THERE, YOU BITCH!
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
I TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
Tim: UNH!
HEY, CHRIS.
SHOULD I BASH HIS HEAD IN
WITH A ROCK?
YOU KNOW, JUST TO BE SURE?
I SHOULD, RIGHT?
THAT WOULD BE COOL!
YEAH!
[WATER SPLASHES]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHO IS IT?
WHO IS IT?
IT'S NATALIE.
Tim: HOLD ON A SEC.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
YEAH, I HEARD YOU.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WHERE'S RAND?
GOOD MORNING, NATALIE.
I'M FINE. HOW ARE YOU?
WHERE IS HE?
WE--WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
GOD, ISN'T HE
WITH YOU?
AFTER LAST NIGHT?
I DON'T THINK SO.
I MIGHT BE PATHETIC, BUT
I'M NOT THAT PATHETIC.
I'M GOING BACK HOME.
YOU'RE LEAVING SCHOOL?
YEAH.
I THINK I'VE LEARNED
ALL I NEED TO KNOW HERE.
I'M EMBARRASSED ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
YEAH. I MEAN, I'VE NEVER
SEEN RAND ACT LIKE THAT.
I'VE TOLD RAND IF HE KEEPS
TREATING PEOPLE LIKE THAT,
SOMEBODY'S GOING TO
THROW HIM OFF A CLIFF.
HMM. THAT'S NOT
A BAD IDEA.
JEEZ, NAT.
DON'T FORGET TO WRITE.
YEAH.
GOOD-BYE, THEN.
BOY...
SHE'S IN FOR
A BIG SURPRISE.
Woman: NO. JUST GO DOWN
THERE, AND I'LL MEET YOU.
[CLOCK BELL CHIMING]
Doctor:
THERE WAS NOTHING
EITHER OF YOU
COULD HAVE DONE
TO PREVENT RAND'S DEATH.
WHEN SOMEONE
MAKES UP THEIR MIND
TO TAKE THEIR LIFE,
THERE'S NOTHING
ANYONE CAN DO.
REST ASSURED ALL OF
THE UNIVERSITY'S RESOURCES
ARE AVAILABLE TO YOU
IN ORDER TO BETTER DEAL
WITH THIS SITUATION.
DR. ASHLEY
HAS INFORMED ME
THAT SHE WILL BE
AT YOUR DISPOSAL.
ANY TIME YOU NEED
TO TALK,
THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEBODY
AT THE CRISIS CENTER,
AND THEY KNOW
HOW TO REACH ME.
YOU HAVE A SOLID
SUPPORT STRUCTURE HERE.
I JUST WISH RAND WOULD'VE
TAKEN FULL ADVANTAGE
OF ALL THE KINDNESS THAT
YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO OFFER.
THANK YOU.
Mr. Alexander: THAT'S
THE REAL TRAGEDY, ISN'T IT?
YES, SIR.
RIGHT NOW, YOUR WELL-BEING
IS OUR PRIMARY CONCERN.
WE WANT TO DO
EVERYTHING WE CAN
TO HELP YOU THROUGH THIS.
NOW, IN ORDER TO GUARANTEE
THAT THE TWO OF YOU HAVE
NOTHING ELSE TO WORRY ABOUT
OTHER THAN COPING WITH
THIS TRAGIC SITUATION,
THE UNIVERSITY WOULD LIKE
TO EXTEND THE OFFER
OF WAIVING YOUR
ACADEMIC REQUIREMENTS
AND ACCEPTING AN AUTOMATIC
4.0 GRADE POINT AVERAGE
FOR THE SEMESTER.
I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT--AHEM.
I'M NOT SURE
I UNDERSTAND YOU.
IT'S STANDARD PRACTICE
AT MOST STATE UNIVERSITIES.
WHAT?
DON'T WORRY.
THE CIRCUMSTANCES
BEHIND THE GRADES
ARE KEPT
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
MY BEST--OUR BEST FRIEND
KILLS HIMSELF,
AND YOU WANT TO REWARD US
WITH STRAIGHT As
BECAUSE
WE'RE HIS ROOMMATES?
NOBODY'S REWARDING
ANYBODY, TIM.
IT'S SIMPLY SCHOOL POLICY.
YOU'RE NOT OBLIGATED
TO TAKE THE 4.0,
BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD
AT LEAST CONSIDER IT.
YOU'LL HAVE ENOUGH
TO DEAL WITH
WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT
FINALS AND MIDTERMS.
I CAN DEAL WITH THIS.
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
DON'T TOUCH ME,
CALM DOWN.
ALL RIGHT?
YOU TAKE THE 4.0. YOU TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF THIS SITUATION.
Mr. Alexander:
SON...
PLEASE.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
SOME OTHER TIME.
MR. ALEXANDER, DR. ASHLEY,
I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
I'M SORRY. IT'S--IT'S JUST
BEEN A LOT TO DEAL WITH.
THAT'S WHY
I ABSOLUTELY INSIST
YOU LEAVE EVERYTHING
UP TO US.
NOW, WE'VE ALREADY NOTIFIED
THE AUTHORITIES
AND RAND'S FAMILY.
WE'RE PLANNING
A MEMORIAL SERVICE
AS SOON AS THEY FIND
THE BODY.
Dr. Ashley: THEY HAVEN'T
FOUND THE BODY?
Mr. Alexander: NO.
I'VE BEEN AFTER
THE REGENTS FOR YEARS
TO CLEAN UP THAT RIVER.
IT'S FULL OF ALL KINDS
OF POLLUTED GARBAGE.
I HEARD YOU GET AMEBIC
DYSENTERY IF YOU SWIM IN IT.
YEAH, BUT WHO WANTS
TO SWIM IN IT?
THE STENCH THAT COMES OFF
THAT THING--ARE YOU KIDDING?
[TIM COUGHS]
I'M SORRY.
NOW, WHEN YOU FEEL
UP TO IT,
THE LOCAL POLICE WOULD LIKE TO
HAVE A WORD WITH BOTH OF YOU.
DON'T WORRY.
IT'S JUST A FORMALITY.
IT'S FOR THE SAKE
OF RAND'S FAMILY.
OF COURSE. WE'LL DO
ANYTHING WE CAN TO HELP.
YES.
I MUST SAY, YOU TWO ARE
SETTING A GREAT EXAMPLE
FOR THE REST
OF THE STUDENT BODY.
RAND WAS VERY WELL-LIKED,
AND I'M SURE THERE ARE
MANY STUDENTS
WHO, WHEN THEY HEAR
THE NEWS,
WILL BE GRIEVING.
[CRYING]
YOUR STRENGTH AS RAND'S
CLOSEST FRIENDS
WILL DEFINITELY BE A MODEL
FOR ALL OF US TO FOLLOW.
Tim: BE STRONG.
♪ I WAS SHY
♪ WAS BOTH
YOUNG AND STUPID ♪
♪ THEN I, TOO
♪ COULD HAVE THE FUN
THAT YOU DID ♪
♪ TO LEAVE US TIME
TO PONY UP ♪
♪ WHAT YOU BID
♪ SO YOU COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ SO YOU COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ SO YOU COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ I COULD FOLLOW YOU
♪ AND SEARCH THE RUBBLE
♪ OR STAY RIGHT HERE
♪ AND SAVE MYSELF
SOME TROUBLE ♪
♪ OR TRY TO KEEP MYSELF
♪ FROM SEEING DOUBLE
♪ OR I COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ OR I COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ OR I COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ YEAH, I COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ YEAH, I COULD MAKE
A KILLING ♪
♪ AH
♪ AH
♪ AH, AH, AH
♪ AH
♪ AH
♪ AH, AH, AH
♪ AH
♪ AH
♪ AH, AH, AH
♪ AH, AH
[MUSIC PLAYING]
NATALIE, REMEMBER
THAT TIME AT PAPER MOON
THAT WAITRESS WHO
REFUSED TO SERVE RAND
HOME FRIES
WITH HIS HAMBURGER?
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
FRAU ALICE.
"THERE ARE NO BREAKFAST
FOODS AFTER 11 A.M."
I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING
TO KILL HER.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER THAT?
AND HE TOLD HER
HE WAS GOING TO CALL
THE HASH BROWN
PRESERVATION SOCIETY.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
OH, BABE.
I HAVE THE BEST RAND STORY.
WE'RE HIGH SCHOOL
SENIORS, RIGHT?
OBVIOUSLY WAY BEFORE
WE KNEW YOU GUYS--
AND IT IS, LIKE,
JUST BEFORE THE SENIOR PROM.
I HATED PROM.
OH, YEAH. I'M SURE YOU HAD
A REALLY TOUGH TIME, EMMA.
SO RAND DATES THE SAME GIRL
ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL,
AND A WEEK BEFORE THE PROM,
SHE DUMPED HIM.
BROKE HIS FUCKING HEART.
THAT POOR GUY.
I THINK HER NAME WAS WENDY.
ANYWAY, IT WAS A WEEK
BEFORE THE SENIOR PROM,
AND THEY HAD PLANNED
TO GO ALL YEAR,
SO WENDY SAYS TO RAND,
"WE SHOULD JUST GO
AS FRIENDS."
YOU KNOW, THE TOTAL WORST.
SO RAND AGREES.
SSS, SSS, SSS!
CUT TO PROM NIGHT,
AND WENDY IS WAITING
FOR RAND TO SHOW UP.
HE HAD RENTED A TUXEDO.
HE HAD A LIMO. HE HAD
GREAT RESERVATIONS.
THE WHOLE NINE, RIGHT?
AND I CAN JUST, I MEAN--
7:00 ROLLS AROUND, NO RAND.
8:00, NO RAND.
10:00, AND THERE'S NO RAND.
AND I CAN JUST SEE IT.
SHE'S SITTING THERE
ON THIS COUCH.
YOU KNOW, MOM AND DAD
HAVE THE CAMCORDER OUT,
AND LITTLE SISTER
GETS TO STAY UP LATE
TO SEE THE BIG SISTER
GO TO HER PROM.
I MEAN, THIS KID WAS LIKE
PART OF THE FAMILY, RIGHT?
AND THE WHOLE
NEIGHBORHOOD'S OVER.
NORMAN ROCKWELL, RIGHT?
HA HA!
11:00, AND THERE'S STILL
NO RAND TO BE FOUND.
Emma: WHAT HAPPENED?
DID HE GO?
[LAUGHS]
YEAH, HE--HE WENT
TO THE PROM.
HE, UM...
BUT THE THING IS
THAT HE ACTUALLY...
HE ACTUALLY TOOK A HOOKER.
[LAUGHS]
AND NOT A HIGH-PRICED
HOOKER, EITHER.
I AM TALKING ABOUT
THE BOTTOM
OF THE BARREL, BABY.
I AM TALKING ABOUT
"I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK
FOR A CRACK ROCK,"
10 BUCK,
ON THE STREET CORNER WHORE.
JUST A FAT FUCKING TRAMP--
HAIR,
STRETCH MARKS,
COMES IN WITH A TUBE TOP,
LOOKING ALL PROUD.
HA HA HA!
AND SHE'S SPORTING
THIS CORSAGE
THAT HE HAD ORDERED
SPECIAL FOR WENDY.
IT WAS ORCHIDS.
THAT WAS WENDY'S FAVORITE.
BUT NOTHING IS AS PRICELESS
AS THE PROM PICTURE--
SITTING THERE TOOTHLESS,
THIS FAT FUCKING WHORE.
OH, MAN. THE BEST PART
IS, UH...
WENDY WAS SO MORTIFIED
THAT SHE ACTUALLY MISSED
THE LAST 2 WEEKS OF SCHOOL
AND, UH...
AND HAD TO GO
TO SUMMER SCHOOL TO GRADUATE
AND ENDED UP GOING
TO COLLEGE A YEAR LATE.
OH, MAN, HE FUCKED
THAT BITCH UP.
[SOBS]
YEAH, RAND DEFINITELY
HAD A MEAN STREAK IN HIM.
[TIM LAUGHS]
Chris:
WHERE IS RAND?
IN HEAVEN.
THE BODY.
WHERE'S THE BODY?
SHH!
THE BODY IS
IN THE RIVER, YOU IDIOT.
WHY HASN'T IT
COME UP YET?
I DON'T KNOW, IT'S STUCK
ON A TIRE OR SOMETHING.
RELAX. THEY'LL FIND THE BODY.
WE'LL GET OUR 4.0s.
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
THE C.A.L.? VERY SMOOTH.
HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM
ABOUT THIS?
I THOUGHT--
SEE, I THOUGHT...
YOU WANTED TO DO THIS.
I WANT TO GET INTO
HARVARD BUSINESS.
THIS IS GETTING YOU
INTO HARVARD BUSINESS.
DON'T YOU FEEL THE SLIGHTEST
AMOUNT OF GUILT ABOUT THIS?
PLEASE.
GUILT IS FOR KIDS.
WHY DO YOU THINK STARBUCKS
OPENS THEIR STORES
NEXT TO NEIGHBORHOOD
COFFEE SHOPS?
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
LATER, PLEASE?
WHY, AM I
EMBARRASSING YOU?
IT'S ALL ABOUT
SELLING THE BEANS.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT
STARBUCKS MEANS? STAR, BUCKS.
STAR, UNIVERSE;
BUCKS, MONEY.
MONEY RUNS
THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.
NOW, YOU HAVE A CHOICE--
YOU CAN EITHER BE
A SHORT NORMAL DRIP
OR A POWER FUCKING
GRANDE MOCHA LATTE.
31.25, TIMMY.
Tim: JUST PUT IT
ON THE TAB, BABY.
[BELL CHIMES]
I HAVE TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT YOUR
FRIEND AND HIS TROUBLES...
I ASSUMED YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF.
A LOT OF STUDENTS
ARE EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT
THAT THEY HAVE FEELINGS
OF DESPAIR,
SO IT'S NOT UNCOMMON
FOR THEM TO PROJECT
THEIR FEELINGS
ONTO A FICTITIOUS FRIEND.
THERE'S NOTHING
ANYONE COULD'VE DONE.
I MEAN, I KNOW THAT NOW.
YEAH, BUT...
RECONCILING OUR EMOTIONS
AND OUR FEELINGS
OF INADEQUACY
WITH OUR LOGICAL, PRACTICAL
WAY OF THINKING--
THAT'S THE HARD PART.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
MR. ALEXANDER
I WAS ALREADY SEEING YOU?
I DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING
THAT HAPPENS IN THIS OFFICE.
I TOOK AN OATH.
N-NOTHING AT ALL?
IF YOU DECIDED
TO UNDERLINE PASSAGES
IN CATCHER IN THE RYE
AND TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING
TO SHOOT THE PRESIDENT,
I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
PLANNING ON KILLING
THE PRESIDENT?
[LAUGHS] NO.
NO. IT'S JUST THAT...
I THINK THAT YOU HAVE
ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT.
SO YOU SAY RAND WAS ACTING
STRANGE THE LAST FEW WEEKS?
YEAH. IT WAS WEIRD.
HE BOUGHT--YOU KNOW,
HE WAS BUYING
DEPRESSING BOOKS
AND VIDEOS AND...
WAS RAND DRINKING
RATHER HEAVILY
THE LAST NIGHT YOU SAW HIM?
THAT'D BE A BIG YES, SIR.
REALLY?
WOULD YOU SAY HE HAD
A PROBLEM WITH ALCOHOL?
YOU MEAN GETTING IT?
[LAUGHS]
JUST A LITTLE JOKE.
SORRY. UM...
DID HE HAVE A PROBLEM?
I DON'T REALLY KNOW,
BUT, CHRIS,
YOU KNEW HIM
A LOT BETTER THAN I DID.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WELL, UH, I MEAN,
MAYBE, YEAH.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU KNEW
RAND SINCE THE FIFTH GRADE.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
I DID SAY THAT,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
COLLEGE, PEOPLE--
FRIENDS KIND OF
DRIFT APART.
WE WERE STILL
LIKE THAT, BUT...
OVER THE LAST YEAR,
RAND AND CHRIS
BECAME LIKE BROTHERS.
BROTHERS.
WAS HE UPSET THAT NIGHT?
WELL, I, UM...
I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
CHRIS, YOU WERE WITH HIM
A LOT MORE THAT NIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HE, UH...
HE GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH
HIS GIRLFRIEND NATALIE,
AND, UH...
SHE'S FROM CANADA.
IS SHE CANADIAN?
YEAH.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
TO CANADA?
NO.
NATALIE BRODER.
WE HAVEN'T LOCATED HER YET.
Tim: SHE CAME BY YESTERDAY
TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK
HER MOM'S HOUSE, EH?
YOU WERE SAYING
SOMETHING ABOUT A FIGHT?
UH...
YEAH, I MEAN, WELL...
NATALIE TOLD RAND
THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT,
AND RAND
WAS REALLY DRUNK,
AND HE GOT VERY UPSET.
HE THOUGHT
IT WASN'T HIS,
SO HE PUSHED HER,
AND SHE FELL DOWN.
CHRIS TRIED TO BREAK IT UP.
REALLY?
YEAH, WELL,
I GUESS SO, BUT--
YOU SHOULDN'T
PUSH GIRLS AROUND, SIR.
ESPECIALLY WHEN
THEY'RE PREGNANT, GUYS.
YEAH, WELL,
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN MY BOY
JUMP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE FRAY--
BA-KOW! BAM!
WOULD'VE TAKEN HIM, TOO,
IF RAND DIDN'T
COLD-COCK HIM.
IT WAS NOTHING AT ALL.
I ASSUME THERE WERE
WITNESSES.
OH, YEAH.
THE WHOLE PARTY SAW IT.
RAND HAD NO RIGHT
TO EMBARRASS YOU LIKE THAT
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
HE DIDN'T EMBARRASS ME.
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL, HE--HE LEFT.
I MEAN, THAT'S
THE LAST I SAW HIM.
YEAH, BUT YOU WENT RUNNING
RIGHT AFTER HIM TO--
OH.
FORGET SOMETHING?
NO, NO. NOT REALLY.
I MEAN, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
I MEAN, I RAN AFTER HIM,
AND HE WAS GONE.
LIKE I SAID, THE LAST TIME
I SAW HIM WAS AT THE PARTY.
HOW SOON AFTER RAND LEFT
DID YOU GO AFTER HIM?
MY BOY WENT LOOKING
TO KICK SOME ASS.
RIGHT AFTER.
RIGHT AFTER?
BUT YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM?
WAS RAND ON THE TRACK TEAM?
HE JUST VANISHED?
MAYBE HE WAS ABDUCTED
BY SOME FUCKING ALIENS.
OK, MAYBE IT WASN'T
RIGHT AFTER, BUT--
TIM, YOU WERE THERE.
I MEAN, I PROBABLY TOOK
A MINUTE OR TWO
TO MAKE SURE
NATALIE WAS OK.
WELL, WHICH WAS IT?
RIGHT AFTER?
ONE MINUTE?
TWO MINUTES? WHAT?
I--I DON'T--YOU KNOW,
IT WAS PROBABLY A MINUTE.
DID YOU GO UP
TO THE DELL THAT NIGHT?
NO. NO.
YOU SURE?
YOU SEEM TO BE HAVING
A LAPSITATION OF MEMORY.
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO ANSWER THEM, BUDDY.
EXCUSE ME?
HEY, I DON'T MIND
TELLING THEM ANYTHING.
HE HAS HIS RIGHTS.
HE SHOULD HAVE
HIS LAWYER PRESENT.
WELL, WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT...
COUNSELOR.
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
IS THIS NATALIE?
THAT--THAT IS NATALIE
RIGHT TH--
I'M SORRY.
WHERE DO YOU...
WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT PICTURE?
WE FISHED IT OUT OF
THE RIVER THIS MORNING.
IT WAS PROBABLY
ON YOUR BUDDY.
Tim: HEY...
THIS IS DONE, RIGHT?
BUT I GOT TO GET ACROSS
CAMPUS FOR A CLASS.
YOU GUYS MIND JUST
POPPING ME OVER THERE?
YEAH, SURE.
COME WITH US.
I'M REALLY WORRIED
ABOUT CHRIS.
WE ALL ARE.
I MEAN...
FIRST, THIS WHOLE THING
WITH GETTING WAIT-LISTED
AT HARVARD.
HE'S COMPLETELY
OBSESSIVE ABOUT IT.
AND NOW WITH RAND,
I MEAN...
I REALLY WANT
TO HELP HIM THROUGH IT,
BUT HE WON'T EVEN
TALK WITH ME ABOUT IT.
WELL, AT LEAST
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT THE WHOLE WAIT-LIST
THING ANYMORE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
HE DIDN'T TELL YOU?
TELL ME WHAT?
ABOUT THE 4.0.
IF YOUR ROOMMATE
COMMITS SUICIDE,
YOU GET AN AUTOMATIC 4.0
FOR THE SEMESTER.
HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING?
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
JUST A MYTH.
SO DID I, UNTIL
THEY OFFERED IT TO ME.
SO CHRIS TOOK IT?
WOW. THAT DOESN'T
SOUND LIKE HIM.
DID HE EVER TALK TO YOU ABOUT
THIS WHOLE 4.0 THING BEFORE?
UH...
I DON'T KNOW. HE MAY
HAVE MENTIONED IT
A LONG TIME AGO.
BEFORE RAND KILLED HIMSELF?
OK, IF HE DID
MENTION IT,
HE WAS COMPLETELY
JOKING.
WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
JUST--
JUST TRY AND FOLLOW ME
ON THIS, ALL RIGHT?
HIS WHOLE LIFE,
ALL CHRIS HAS EVER WANTED
WAS TO GET INTO HARVARD.
THEN, HIS GRADES,
THEY SUCKED THIS SEMESTER.
HE STARTS JOKING
ABOUT THIS WHOLE 4.0
DEAD MAN'S CURVE THING.
"HEY, KILL YOURSELF, SO I CAN
GET INTO GRAD SCHOOL."
THAT NIGHT AT THE PARTY,
RAND POPPED HIM IN THE FACE
IN FRONT OF, LIKE,
HALF THE CAMPUS.
RAND TOOK OFF.
CHRIS TOOK OFF
RIGHT AFTER HIM.
THE NEXT MORNING,
WE WAKE UP.
RAND'S DEAD, AND CHRIS HAS
GOT HIS TICKET INTO HARVARD.
Emma: YOU ARE
SO FULL OF SHIT,
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO,
BUT HE'S YOUR BEST
FUCKING FRIEND.
IT MAKES SENSE
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
[EMMA LEAVES]
GOD.
EMMA.
Chris: HAVE YOU HEARD
FROM NATALIE?
Emma: NO.
THIS WHOLE RAND THING
HAS GOT ME REALLY FUCKED UP.
CHRIS, WHY CAN'T YOU
TALK TO ME?
IS THIS ABOUT
THAT WHOLE 4.0 THING?
HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THAT?
DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT?
NO. I DIDN'T TELL
ANYONE.
DID TIM TELL YOU? HE'S
THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS.
I DON'T TALK TO TIM.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
ARE YOU GOING
TO TAKE THE 4.0?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
WELL, I'M ASKING YOU.
I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE.
LOOK, IF YOU WANT
TO TAKE THE 4.0
BECAUSE RAND KILLED HIMSELF,
FINE, TAKE IT.
I'LL STILL LOVE YOU.
I JUST...
MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BE
SO STRESSED OUT
IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT.
I MEAN, HARVARD'S
NOT THE END-ALL.
THERE ARE PLENTY
OF OTHER GOOD SCHOOLS
WILLING TO TAKE YOU
AS YOUR GRADES ARE.
THERE IS NO OTHER SCHOOL.
IT'S EITHER
AN MBA FROM HARVARD,
OR YOU'RE
FLIPPING BURGERS.
CHRIS, LET ME HELP YOU.
GOD, DON'T YOU TRUST ME?
THERE'S JUST
A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON
THAT YOU SHOULD NOT
BE INVOLVED IN.
I NEED TO FIGURE THIS OUT
ON MY OWN.
YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU
DO THAT?
THAT'D BE SO GREAT.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU
ANYMORE. JUST GO.
I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING
SOON, I PROMISE.
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND--
ALL OF IT.
GO. LEAVE.
YOU FIND SOMETHING ELSE?
Amato: OH, YEAH.
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
Amato: THE GIRLFRIEND?
SHE AIN'T IN CANADA.
♪ GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA
♪ I KNOW, I KNOW
♪ IT'S SERIOUS
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
STUDYING MY BALLS OFF.
♪ GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA
NICE SONG--
CHEERFUL.
♪ IT'S REALLY SERIOUS
OHH.
[URINATING]
WE HAVE TO TALK.
ABOUT WHAT, BUDDY?
WHAT THE FUCK
IS GOING ON?
WELL, THIS WOULD BE CALLED
TAKING A PISS, BOB.
[LAUGHS]
NATALIE'S DEAD.
[STOPS URINATING]
♪ NO, I DON'T WANT
TO SEE HER ♪
[FLUSHES TOILET]
OK.
WELL, THAT'S CLEARLY
UNFORTUNATE,
BUT NOTHING'S CHANGED.
I MEAN, EVERYTHING'S
GOING AS PLANNED.
DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
NATALIE'S DEAD. SHE KILLED
HERSELF. IT'S OUR FAULT.
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PANIC
ALL THE TIME?
PANIC?
WE KILLED RAND.
YOU AND ME, OK?
WE KILLED HIM.
YOU SAID THIS WAS GOING
TO BE SIMPLE.
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.
NOW, WHAT ABOUT THE POLICE?
WHAT ABOUT THEM? WE KNEW
THEY WERE GOING TO COME.
IT'S BASIC
POLICE PROCEDURE.
YOU MADE THEM THINK
I HAD SOMETHING TO DO
WITH RAND'S SUICIDE.
YOU DID HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO WITH RAND'S SUICIDE.
DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.
WHY DID YOU INVENT THAT SHIT
ABOUT ME RUNNING AFTER RAND?
DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU
I WAS JUST HAVING
A WEE BIT OF FUN?
WOULD YOU RELAX?
YOU WERE--YOU WERE FINE.
YOU KNOW, MIKE AND MATT
THOUGHT YOU WERE FINE.
WHO THE FUCK
ARE MIKE AND MATT?
HELLO. THE DETECTIVES.
THEY GAVE ME A RIDE
IN THEIR CAR YESTERDAY.
BITCHIN' CAR. YOU KNOW
AMATO USED TO PLAY PRO BALL?
YOU'RE ON A FIRST NAME
BASIS WITH THE COPS?
WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS
GOING FOR BEERS LATER?
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS
SO NEGATIVE?
TIM, I CAN'T DEAL
WITH THIS ANYMORE.
THIS WHOLE THING
WAS YOUR IDEA.
MY IDEA?
NO. NO. IT WAS
YOUR IDEA.
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO CAME UP WITH IT.
DO YOU KNOW RAND
WORE A SIZE 12?
I WAS ONLY JOKING AROUND.
I WAS KIDDING.
OH, YOU WERE
JUST KIDDING?
OH. OH, FUCK.
SHIT.
WHEN EXACTLY DID I PUT
THE GUN TO YOUR HEAD, HUH?
YOU'RE JUST PISSED OFF
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE
THE SACK ENOUGH
TO PULL IT OFF,
AND I DID.
YOU KNOW WHAT? NONE OF THIS
IS WORTH A 4.0, ALL RIGHT?
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO
TO HARVARD ANYMORE.
I'D BE HAPPY
GOING ANYWHERE.
YOU'RE SO SELFISH.
THIS ISN'T ALL ABOUT
YOU, YOU STUPID FUCK.
I HAVE A STAKE
IN THIS, TOO.
HARVARD LAW, REMEMBER?
DO YOU THINK
FOR ONE SECOND
EITHER ONE OF US
WOULD'VE GOT INTO HARVARD
IF WE DIDN'T DO THIS?
[SIGHS]
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID THIS.
THINK BACK.
6 WEEKS AGO,
HOW DEPRESSED WERE YOU
WHEN YOU FOUND OUT YOU
WEREN'T GETTING INTO HARVARD
BECAUSE OF ONE FUCKING
B-PLUS?
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
YOU WERE PERFECT,
BUT FOR ONE SECOND,
YOU WERE AVERAGE--
IN AN INTRO TO ETHICS
CLASS, NONETHELESS.
THAT IS FUNNY STUFF.
I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF.
EXACTLY.
AND YOU CAME TO ME.
YOU TRIED TO BUY
A PAPER,
TRIED TO CHANGE
THE GRADE
WITH THAT PROGRAM
WE GOT FROM BOBBY.
NOTHING WORKED.
AND WHEN YOU WERE
DOWN AND OUT,
WHO CAME UP
WITH A GREAT PLAN
THAT SAVED THE DAY?
WHAT ABOUT RAND?
RAND'S GETTING US
INTO HARVARD.
WHAT ABOUT NATALIE?
HAVE YOU TALKED TO EMMA?
HOW'S EMMA?
WE'RE NOT REALLY TALKING
RIGHT NOW.
IS THIS ALL ABOUT EMMA?
IS SOMETHING GOING ON
WITH YOU TWO?
[SIGHS]
SHE--SHE KIND OF
BROKE UP WITH ME.
SHE KIND OF BROKE UP
WITH YOU?
SHE, UH...
SHE TOLD ME TO LEAVE--
TO, YOU KNOW, JUST GO.
FUCKING CUNT.
HEY.
I'M SORRY.
DO YOU REALLY
LOVE HER?
I MEAN, DO YOU
RIGHT HERE?
TELL ME--YOU REALLY
WANT HER BACK?
YEAH. I LOVE HER.
ALL RIGHT.
SO WHY DON'T YOU
GO GET HER?
Tim: ALL RIGHT, CHRIS,
HERE'S THE PLAN.
YOU GO OUT
AND BUY HER FLOWERS,
CANDLES,
SOMETHING NICE--
WHATEVER
SHE LIKES, RIGHT?
I'M GOING TO GET A COCKTAIL
OR TWO INTO HER TONIGHT.
YOU GO BACK TO HER ROOM
AND SET IT UP ALL PRETTY
LIKE THE LOVE SHACK, RIGHT?
THEN, I WANT YOU TO WAIT
INSIDE HER CLOSET,
AND WHEN I GIVE YOU
THE SIGNAL,
I WANT YOU TO POP OUT.
IT'S GOING TO BE
TRUE LOVE, BABY.
TRUST ME.
♪ BUT THAT DON'T
COINCIDE NOW ♪
♪ THE THINGS THAT YOU DO
♪ AND WHEN I ASK YOU
♪ TO BE NICE
♪ YOU SAY
♪ YOU GOT TO BE
CRUEL TO BE KIND ♪
♪ IN THE RIGHT MEASURE
♪ CRUEL TO BE KIND
♪ IT'S A VERY GOOD SIGN
♪ CRUEL TO BE KIND
♪ MEANS THAT I LOVE YOU
♪ BABY
♪ YOU GOT TO BE
CRUEL ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO BE
CRUEL TO BE KIND ♪
Dr. Ashley: YOU KNOW
I CAN'T REVEAL
ANYTHING DISCUSSED
BY MY PATIENTS.
Shipper: UNDERSTOOD.
NO NEED TO REVEAL ANYTHING.
JUST A COUPLE
OF SIMPLE QUESTIONS.
THEM THINGS ON YOUR ARM,
DO THEY REALLY WORK?
IS THAT
YOUR FIRST QUESTION?
CHRIS MASON
A PATIENT OF YOURS?
CONFIDENTIAL.
HAVE YOU HEARD
OR WITNESSED ANYTHING
THAT MIGHT BE HELPFUL?
HEY, DOC, DON'T MAKE ME
FUCKIN' REGURGITATIOUS.
I KNOW YOU SEE THESE KIDS
ALL OVER THE CAMPUS
ALL THE TIME.
DON'T DO THAT.
[LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[NOISY CONVERSATIONS]
[LAUGHTER]
Emma: HA. STOP IT!
WHAT?
YOU ARE SO SICK.
ANYTHING ELSE?
NO, I THINK WE'RE FINE.
THANKS.
I'M NOT TALKING
TO YOU.
[SNICKERING]
YOU FUCKED HER?
NO.
YOU FUCKED HER.
YES.
OH, MY GOD.
OH, SSS...
UH-HUH.
OPEN IT.
OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
OPEN IT. OPEN IT.
[SNICKERS]
LET ME.
I GOT A BIG SURPRISE
FOR YOU.
I LOVE SURPRISES.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
[DOOR OPENING]
[SOFT MUSIC
PLAYING INSIDE]
READY?
ON THE COUNT OF 3,
I WANT YOU TO OPEN THEM.
1...
2...
3.
OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS SO...
OH, MY--
THIS IS SO AMAZING.
LOOK AT THIS.
OHH...
OH, MY...
THIS IS...
THIS IS THE MOST
ROMANTIC THING
ANYONE--
ANYONE HAS...
EVER...
♪ IN YOUR OWN SELFISH,
CRYING WAY ♪
♪ YOU MAY BE RIGHT,
AND I HEAR YOU SPEAK ♪
♪ EVEN IN MY DEEPEST,
DARKEST SLEEP ♪
♪ YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE
MY HEART TO KEEP ♪
♪ OHH
♪ WHOA
♪ OHH
♪ OHH
♪ SOMETIMES THESE BLUE DAYS
NEVER SEEM TO END ♪
♪ AND THE ONLY WAY
TO STOP'S ♪
♪ TO FIND A FRIEND
♪ SOMETIMES A FRIEND
FILLS YOU FULL OF HOPE... ♪
[CLOCK TOWER TOLLING]
[THUNDER]
ARE YOU OK?
DON'T FUCKING
TOUCH ME.
I'M SORRY.
I KNOW HOW YOU MUST FEEL.
FUCK YOU.
I MADE A MISTAKE, CHRIS.
PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES.
A MISTAKE?
YOU HAD MY ROOMMATE'S
DICK IN YOUR MOUTH?
IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAD SEX.
OH, THAT MAKES ME FEEL
SO MUCH BETTER.
OK, I FUCKED UP,
ALL RIGHT?
TIM GOT ME REALLY DRUNK.
I WAS UPSET ABOUT NATALIE,
AND...
I WAS LONELY.
I AM
LONELY.
I JUST WANTED
SOMEONE TO--
CHRIS, YOU DON'T EVEN
TALK TO ME ANYMORE.
I'M SO SORRY.
IT'S--IT'S MY FAULT.
IT REALLY IS MY FAULT.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
NO, IT'S MY FAULT.
I'M THE ONE
WHO LET TIM TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF THE SITUATION.
I FUCKED UP, NOT YOU.
HOW CAN
I EVEN TRUST YOU?
HAD I NOT BEEN THERE,
WOULD YOU HAVE TOLD ME?
WHY WERE YOU THERE?
DON'T TURN THIS AROUND.
DID TIM TELL YOU
TO BE THERE?
DID TIM TELL YOU
TO GO INTO MY ROOM
AND PUT THE FLOWERS
AND THE CANDLES...
NO. NO, I DID IT.
IT WAS MY IDEA.
DID TIM TELL YOU
TO DO IT?
YES, BUT I WANTED TO...
CHRIS...
TIM TOLD ME HE THINKS
YOU KILLED RAND.
THAT YOU MADE IT
LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE
TO GET A 4.0
AND GET INTO HARVARD.
I--I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TIM'S DOING.
DID TIM KILL RAND?
IT WAS A JOKE.
I SAW THIS,
UH, THIS COMIC ON MTV.
HE WAS DOING THIS BIT
ON HOW YOU COULD GET
A 4.0
IF YOUR ROOMMATE
COMMITTED SUICIDE.
IT WAS JUST--
IT WAS A JOKE.
YOU KNOW,
HOW EASY IT WOULD BE.
WRITE A SUICIDE NOTE AND
PUSH HIM OFF A CLIFF
AND BUY
A FEW SMITHS CDs.
IT WAS JUST
A FUCKING JOKE.
BUT YOU DID IT?
YEAH.
YEAH, WE DID.
OH, MY GOD.
LOOK, I NEVER MEANT FOR
ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN.
CHRIS,
TIM IS SETTING YOU UP.
WHAT?
ARE YOU BLIND?
HE'S TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE
THINK THAT YOU KILLED RAND.
TIM WOULD NOT
DO THAT TO ME.
NO, BUT HE WOULD SEDUCE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND
AND MAKE SURE
THAT YOU SEE IT?
HE'S GONNA MAKE YOU
TAKE THE FALL.
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
WHO CARES, CHRIS?
MAYBE HE WANTS TO SCREW YOU
BEFORE YOU SCREW HIM,
OR HE'S JUST
A FUCKING PSYCHO.
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
WE?
DO YOU TRUST ME?
TIM WAS REALLY ANGRY
AND UPSET.
HE THOUGHT IT WAS TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION.
WHAT ABOUT CHRIS?
WELL, ACTUALLY,
I DON'T REMEMBER HIM SAYING
MUCH AT ALL ABOUT IT.
YOU MIND ME SMOKING?
I'D RATHER YOU NOT.
DID CHRIS SEEM
SURPRISED,
SHOCKED?
NO.
IT WAS MORE LIKE
HE WAS RESIGNED TO THE FACT.
MAYBE LIKE
HE ALREADY KNEW IT?
HMM.
MAYBE.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
WALKING AROUND.
HEY,
WHAT'S WITH THE GUN?
WE NEED TO TALK.
NO, WE DON'T.
PUT DOWN THE GUN.
THIS?
IT'S NOT LOADED.
I REALLY FUCKED UP,
CHRIS.
I KNOW WHAT
YOU MUST BE THINKING.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I'M THINKING.
I CAN EXPLAIN.
I CAN EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING.
REMEMBER THAT STORY
I TOLD YOU ABOUT RAND?
THE PROM, THE HOOKER?
YEAH? SO?
IT WASN'T RAND.
IT WAS ME. I DID THAT.
BUT SEE,
WHAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU,
IS SHE CAME CRAWLING
BACK TO ME A WEEK LATER.
I WAS JUST TESTING HER.
I LIKE TO DO THAT.
I LIKE TO PUSH PEOPLE.
SEE HOW MUCH
I CAN GET AWAY WITH
AND STILL HAVE THEM
WANT TO BE MY FRIEND.
RAND
WAS
YOUR FRIEND.
I FUCKING HATED RAND.
HE WAS MEAN
TO EVERYBODY.
YOU KNOW
HE ALWAYS HATED YOU.
"SCHOLARSHIP BOY."
EVERYTHING WAS ALWAYS
HANDED TO RAND AND I.
WE HAD MONEY, DUDE.
WE HAD CASH.
CHICKS.
GRADES.
AND THEN YOU COME ALONG.
AND YOU DO
ALMOST AS WELL AS US,
MAYBE EVEN BETTER,
AND THAT
DROVE RAND CRAZY.
YOU COME FROM NOTHING
AND DO BETTER THAN US?
OH, MY GOD.
I DIDN'T CARE.
I DIDN'T CARE.
HE USED TO JOKE
ALL THE TIME
ABOUT HOW EASY
IT WOULD BE
TO GET YOU...
TO KILL YOURSELF...
SO THAT
HE
WOULD GET A 4.0.
SO THAT WE--HIM AND I...
WOULD BOTH GET 4.0.
ISN'T IT IRONIC?
DON'T YOU THINK?
A LITTLE?
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER
TRUSTED ANYBODY
IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
I'M JUST A CASUALTY
OF THE UPPER CLASS,
AND THEN THIS THING
COMES ALONG,
THAT COMPLETELY
AND TOTALLY RELIES
ON US TRUSTING
EACH OTHER.
AND YOU TRUST ME,
AND I, DUDE,
I TOTALLY, COMPLETELY
GIVE YOU ALL MY TRUST.
I NEVER HAD ANYBODY
LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE.
AND SEE THAT'S WHY--
THAT'S WHY
I KEPT PUSHING YOU,
AND YOU STUCK WITH ME
ALL THE WAY TO THE END.
GOD.
I'VE NEVER HAD ANYBODY
LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE.
WHY EMMA?
WELL...
I DIDN'T DO IT
TO HURT YOU.
DON'T YOU SEE?
IT WAS A TEST.
I MEAN, THAT, MAN,
WAS JUST THE FINAL TEST
OF OUR FRIENDSHIP.
YOU ARE REALLY SICK.
I KNOW.
I KNOW, AND I'M SORRY.
SEE, I'VE NEVER HAD
A REAL FRIEND BEFORE.
WHY CAN'T I EVER BE HAPPY
WITH THE WAY THINGS ARE?
YOU KNOW WHY?
IT'S 'CAUSE OF MY DAD--
LOOK, I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR THIS.
NO, NO, SEE,
I DON'T
THINK...
YOU UNDERSTAND
THE SITUATION HERE!
I--GOD! I'M TIRED.
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE.
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?
THERE'S
A SITUATION HERE.
THEY CAN'T FIND
RAND'S BODY!
GOD DAMN IT!
YOU WANNA GO TO HARVARD?
YOU WANT A 4.0.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
A FUCKIN' 4-0.
TIM.
GIVE ME THE GUN.
IT'S OK.
IT'S OK.
WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS
TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW, USED TO BE...
THAT ALL YOU NEEDED TO GET
A GOOD JOB IN THIS COUNTRY
WAS A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA.
NO, SIR.
THEN YOU HAD TO HAVE
A COLLEGE DEGREE.
NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
THEN IT WAS A MASTER'S.
HELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOU CAN GET AFTER THAT.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
THE BOTTOM LINE IS, FELLAS?
I MEAN,
THE
REAL
BOTTOM LINE--
WHAT THE LIBERAL MEDIA
WILL NOT TELL YOU.
THE HUMAN BRAIN...
WEIGHS THE SAME TODAY
AS IT DID 150 YEARS AGO.
MAKES YOU THINK, HUH?
HERE'S OUR BOY.
Shipper:
HOW YOU DOING, MR. MASON?
DETECTIVES.
WHERE YOU GOING
IN SUCH A HURRY?
GOT FINALS TO GET TO.
WELL, IT CAN WAIT.
WE NEED TO TALK.
Amato: YOU WANNA TAKE
A RIDE IN THE CAR?
WHAT, IN THIS?
NO, I'M FINE HERE.
I'LL BE HONEST,
CHRIS, ALL RIGHT?
I THINK--
NO. CORRECTION.
I KNOW
YOU HAD SOMETHING
TO DO WITH RAND'S DEATH.
EXCUSE ME.
HAVE THEY FOUND
THE BODY?
NO.
SO IT'S NOT A DEATH.
IT'S A MISSING PERSON.
Shipper:
WHY DID YOU TELL US
ALL THOSE DEPRESSING BOOKS,
VIDEOS, AND CDs WERE RAND'S?
HEY, LISTEN TO ME,
I GOT 3
STORE FUCKIN' CLERKS
SAYS YOU BOUGHT
THE MOTHERFUCKERS.
WE GOT RECEIPTS,
ONE WITH YOUR BANK CARD.
NOW HOW DO YOU
EXPLAIN THAT?
HE'S CLEAN.
TIM RAN OUT OF CASH,
AND HIS CREDIT CARD
GOT REJECTED,
SO I PAID
FOR EVERYTHING.
DO NOT LIE TO HIM.
TIM RAN OUT OF CASH?
HIS FATHER OWNS HALF THIS STATE.
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.
HEY, IT'S THE TRUTH.
WHY DON'T YOU
GO QUESTION TIM?
WHAT ABOUT THE PARTY?
TIM SAID YOU RAN AFTER RAND
AND NO ONE SAW YOU AGAIN.
HE WAS LYING.
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THIS FRENCH GIRLIE?
SHE'S NOT FRENCH,
SHE'S CANADIAN.
WHAT THE FUCK
IS THE DIFFERENCE?
SHE'S FRENCH CANADIAN.
WHAT DO I CARE?
SHE'S FROM TORONTO.
ALL YOUR FRIENDS SEEM LIKE
THEY'RE COMMITTING SUICIDE.
I WOULD GET A LITTLE BIT
OF A COMPLEX WITH THAT.
WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH RAND'S BODY?
DID YOU CUT HIM UP
INTO LITTLE FUCKING PIECES?
YOU SEE A SHRINK?
HMM. AREN'T WE ALL?
Ernie:
CUT HER UP?
THAT SHRINK
MUST KNOW SOMETHING.
OR MAYBE YOU FUCKING
CONFESSED TO HER.
YOU'RE PRETTY SET ON GETTING
INTO HARVARD, AREN'T YOU?
WELL, IT HAS CROSSED
MY MIND.
WHY, ARE YOU
GENTLEMEN ALUMNI?
THAT'S REAL
FUCKIN' FUNNY, IDIOT.
DO YOU SMOKE?
ARE YOU GUYS CONCERNED
ABOUT MY HEALTH NOW?
YEAH, WELL, HEY,
IS THIS YOURS?
YOU MISS
THE FUCKIN' LIGHTER?
WE FOUND IT
AT THE CLIFF.
WHY DID YOU TELL ME
THAT RAND WAS UPSET ABOUT
NATALIE BEING PREGNANT?
WE DID AN AUTOPSY.
NATALIE WAS NOT PREGNANT.
LOOK, ARE YOU GUYS
GONNA ARREST ME?
NO.
BUT AS SOON AS WE FIND
THAT BODY WE WILL.
RIGHT.
WHAT, ARE YOU A TOUGH GUY
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
ARE YOU A SMART GUY
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
YOU LITTLE FUCKIN' PUNK!
YOU FUCKIN' PUNK!
GIVE ME PIMPS,
PROSTITUTES, ANYBODY!
YOU COLLEGE KIDS...
YOU KIDS ARE THE SCUM
OF THE EARTH, MAN!
Shipper:
JUST RELAX, ALL RIGHT?
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
AH, THAT FUCKIN'
PIECE OF SHIT.
EMMA.
EMMA.
CHRIS.
DID YOU BRING
THE TAPE?
YEAH. WHY ARE
WE MEETING OUT HERE?
YOU HAVE IT?
HERE IT IS.
AND IT HAS EVERYTHING
ON IT, RIGHT?
YES.
"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN...
"I, BEING OF SOUND MIND,
"BUT BROKEN SPIRIT...
"HAVE DECIDED
TO TAKE MY OWN LIFE.
"THERE'S NO ONE TO BLAME
BUT A SOCIETY...
"THAT HAS PUSHED ITS YOUTH
TOO HARD AND TOO FAST
"WITHOUT EVER GIVING THEM
A PARACHUTE...
IF THEY FAIL."
I'M SORRY.
Emma: BE CAREFUL
WHO YOU TRUST, CHRIS.
LET'S FACE THE FACTS.
CHRIS, YOUR GAME IS OVER.
YOU HAVE ONE CHOICE LEFT.
YOU GO OUT LIKE A MAN
OR A BIG, FAT GIRL.
IF I WERE YOU...
I'D TRY TO SNAG SOME DIGNITY
OUT OF THIS WHOLE THING.
YOU WANT ME
TO KILL MYSELF, HUH?
RAND WASN'T ENOUGH
FOR YOU?
WOULD'VE BEEN IF
WE EVER FOUND THE BODY.
BUT SEMESTER'S
COMING TOWARDS AN END,
GRADES ARE RIGHT AROUND
THE CORNER.
I HAD TO TAKE
THE INITIATIVE.
YOU CAN RESPECT THAT,
RIGHT?
EMMA DOES.
HEY, TIM.
WE ARE ALL GRADUATING
TOGETHER...
IN PRISON.
IT WASN'T ME.
IT WAS ALL HER IDEA.
CHRIS,
WHAT DID WE DO?
WE KILLED RAND.
AND NATALIE.
I'M GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR MY ACTIONS.
WHY'D YOU WANT
TO KILL YOURSELF?
I WAS DEPRESSED.
THE WHOLE THING
WITH NATALIE.
MY GRADES SUCKED.
JUST FELT LIKE MY LIFE WAS
CRUMBLING IN FRONT OF ME.
YOU THOUGHT KILLING YOURSELF
WOULD SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS?
I DON'T KNOW.
I WENT BACK TO THE DORM
AND WROTE THAT NOTE.
GUESS I JUST WANTED
EVERYBODY
TO FEEL SORRY FOR ME.
I SWEAR I NEVER KNEW ALL
THAT SHIT WAS GOING TO--
WHAT HAPPENED
THAT NIGHT AT THE DELL?
[SIGHS]
WELL...
LIKE I SAID,
I WAS DRUNK.
I HAD THIS BIG FIGHT
WITH NATALIE.
I HIT CHRIS.
I KNOW THIS IS HARD FOR YOU.
THANK YOU.
Rand: ANYWAY...
THERE I WAS,
ALL BY MYSELF ON THE CLIFF.
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER
WALKING THERE.
I HAD PUT THE NOTE
IN THE BOTTLE.
I SAW YOU
GO OVER THE CLIFF.
DID YOU?
Rand: THEN I STARTED
TO THINK ABOUT MY PARENTS
AND MY FRIENDS.
I MEAN, HERE I WAS
ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF.
I KNOW I HAD PROBLEMS...
BUT DID I REALLY NEED
TO JUMP?
STOP.
I SWEAR I'LL SHOOT YOU.
Dr. Ashley:
WHAT'D YOU DO NEXT?
HITCHED A RIDE--
DOWNTOWN,
TO THE BUS STATION.
I ACTED LIKE SUCH
AN ASSHOLE AT THAT PARTY.
COULDN'T FACE MY FRIENDS
AFTER THAT.
WHERE'D YOU GO?
I MADE MY WAY DOWN
TO WEST PALM BEACH.
I HAVE SOME FRIENDS
DOWN THERE.
I JUST HUNG OUT.
I ALWAYS PLANNED
ON COMING BACK.
YOU LEFT THE SUICIDE NOTE
BEHIND.
I'M...
I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.
I TOTALLY
FORGOT ABOUT IT.
I WAS WASTED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED.
FIRST NATALIE...
ONE MORE STEP,
AND I'LL SHOOT
ALL OF YOU.
YOU DON'T WANNA
DO THAT.
CHRIS,
PUT THE GUN DOWN.
HEY, CHRIS,
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
LOOK AT YOUR LIFE.
YOU'RE NOT
GETTING INTO HARVARD.
I'M FUCKING
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
YOUR ROOMMATE'S
BEEN PLANNING YOUR DEATH
ALL SEMESTER.
HMM.
IF I WERE YOU...
I'D JUMP.
AND THEN MY ROOMMATE...
JESUS.
I MUST BE CURSED.
I KNOW, I KNOW. I...
SHOULDN'T BLAME MYSELF.
[RAND SIGHS]
ONE MORE FUCKING STEP,
AND I'LL SHOOT YOU.
ONE?
FUCK YOU.
Tim:
COME ON, YOU BIG GIRL.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WERE GONNA SHOOT ME.
WELL, SHOOT!
WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU...
WHO WANTS TO LIVE.
[ALARM RINGING]
[ALARM STOPS]
I'LL TELL YOU THE REST
LATER.
NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'VE GOT
A FEW MORE MINUTES.
WHY DON'T WE SEE THIS
THROUGH TO THE END?
IT FIGURES
YOU'D SHOOT BLANKS.
[TIM CHUCKLES]
THAT'S COLD.
WELL,
MUCHACHO...
[CLICKING TONGUE]
LOOKS LIKE
YOU'VE RUN OUTTA OPTIONS.
WELL, I MIGHT--
I MIGHT HAVE ONE LEFT.
REALLY?
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?
LOADING BULLETS
INTO THE GUN.
HEY, RAND,
HOW WAS WEST PALM BEACH?
UNSEASONABLY COLD.
I TOLD YOU.
YOU SHOULD'VE GONE
TO LAS VEGAS.
[COCKS HAMMER]
I DON'T LIKE TO GAMBLE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU...
YOU GOTTA BE
FUCKING KIDDING ME.
[LAUGHING]
I'M REALLY GONNA MISS
THAT GUY.
YOU KNOW,
THIS ISN'T PERSONAL.
IT'S JUST BUSINESS.
HOLD ON A MINUTE.
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
NOBODY EVER LIKED YOU
ANYWAY.
I GUESS NOW
WE'RE REALLY GONNA SEE
HOW FAR
YOU CAN PUSH PEOPLE.
[CLICKING TONGUE]
OH...
I ALMOST FORGOT.
YOUR SUICIDE NOTE.
HARVARD'S REALLY NOT GONNA
BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU.
YEAH, WE'LL DEDICATE
A WING TO YOU
IN THE PSYCHE
DEPARTMENT,
YOU SICK FUCK.
[SNICKERS]
THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK.
YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME.
YOU MORONS.
IT'S GOTTA LOOK
LIKE A SUICIDE.
OH, FUCK!
HE'S RIGHT.
AAAAH!
[THUMP]
[SPLASH]
HEY, EMMA.
OH, MY GOD.
ARE YOU IN...
OR ARE YOU OUT?
I ASSUME
THE CHANCELLOR
ALREADY TOLD YOU
ABOUT YOUR OPTION
OF TAKING THE 4.0.
YEAH.
IT'S WEIRD.
EVERYBODY THINKS
I KILLED MYSELF
AND NOW
I GET A 4.0.
WELL...
YOUR ROOMMATE
DID
COMMIT SUICIDE.
SINCE YOU WERE NEVER
LEGALLY DECLARED DEAD,
YOU'RE STILL
A REGISTERED STUDENT.
I DIDN'T WANNA TAKE IT.
CHRIS AND I TALKED ABOUT IT
FOR A LONG TIME.
IT DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT
TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF TIM'S DEATH LIKE THAT.
WHAT MADE YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND?
WE TALKED TO EMMA.
YOU KNOW,
NATALIE'S ROOMMATE?
EMMA TOOK THE 4-0.
Shipper:
WE DID AN AUTOPSY.
NATALIE WAS NOT PREGNANT.
Rand: SHE EXPLAINED TO US
THAT IT'S WHAT
TIM WOULD HAVE WANTED.
Rand: YOU KNOW?
FOR ALL OF US TO GO
TO HARVARD GRAD.
TOGETHER.
LIKE HE ALWAYS
DREAMED OF.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET
YOUR MASTER'S IN?
I'M THINKING ABOUT...
DRAMA.
[SURF PUNK MUSIC
BEGINS PLAYING]
Man: ♪ WELL, I WAS CRUISIN'
IN MY STINGRAY ♪
♪ LATE ONE NIGHT
♪ WHEN AN XKG
PULLED UP ON THE RIGHT ♪
♪ HE ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW
OF HIS SHINY NEW JAG ♪
♪ AND CHALLENGED ME
THERE AND THEN TO A DRAG ♪
♪ I SAID, YOU'RE ON, BUDDY,
MY MACHINE'S RUNNING FINE ♪
♪ LET'S GET OFF THE LINE
AT SUNSET AND VINE ♪
♪ I'LL GO YOU ONE BETTER
IF YOU GOT THE NERVE ♪
♪ LET'S RACE ALL THE WAY
♪ TO DEAD MAN'S CURVE
Women:
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ IT'S NO PLACE TO PLAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ YOU BEST KEEP AWAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ I CAN HEAR THEM SAY
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ THE STRIP WAS DESERTED
LATE FRIDAY NIGHT ♪
♪ WE WERE BUGGIN' EACH OTHER
WHILE WE STARED AT THE LIGHT ♪
♪ WE BOTH POPPED THE CLUTCH
WHEN THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN ♪
♪ YOU SHOULDA HEARD THE WHINE
FROM MY SCREAMIN' MACHINE ♪
♪ I BLEW PAST LA BREA
AND CRESCENT HEIGHTS ♪
♪ AND ALL THAT JAG COULD SEE
WERE MY FRENCH HEADLIGHTS ♪
♪ HE PASSED ME AT DOHENY,
AND I STARTED TO SWERVE ♪
♪ BUT I PULLED UP
AND THERE WE WERE ♪
♪ AT DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ IT'S NO PLACE TO PLAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ YOU BEST KEEP AWAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ I CAN HEAR THEM SAY
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ THE STRIP WAS DESERTED
LATE FRIDAY NIGHT ♪
♪ WE WERE BUGGIN' EACH OTHER
WHILE WE STARED AT THE LIGHT ♪
♪ WE BOTH POPPED THE CLUTCH
WHEN THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN ♪
♪ YOU SHOULDA HEARD THE WHINE
FROM MY SCREAMIN' MACHINE ♪
♪ I BLEW PAST LA BREA
AND CRESCENT HEIGHTS ♪
♪ AND ALL THAT JAG COULD SEE
WERE MY FRENCH HEADLIGHTS ♪
♪ HE PASSED ME AT DOHENY,
AND I STARTED TO SWERVE ♪
♪ I PULLED UP
AND THERE WE WERE ♪
♪ AT DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ IT'S NO PLACE TO PLAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ YOU BEST KEEP AWAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ I CAN HEAR THEM SAY
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
[SINGERS SCREAMING]
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN, DEAD MAN
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN, DEAD MAN
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN, DEAD MAN
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN, DEAD MAN
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ WE'RE GONNA DIE
♪ AAAAAH!
♪ LAST THING I REMEMBER,
DOC, I STARTED TO SWERVE ♪
♪ AND THEN I SAW THE JAG
SLIDE RIGHT IN THE CURVE ♪
♪ I KNOW I'LL NEVER FORGET
THAT HORRIBLE SIGHT ♪
♪ AND NOW I KNOW
THAT THEY WAS RIGHT ♪
♪ 'BOUT DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ IT'S NO PLACE TO PLAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ YOU BEST KEEP AWAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ I CAN HEAR THEM SAY
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ WON'T COME BACK FROM
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ IT'S NO PLACE TO PLAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ YOU BEST KEEP AWAY
♪ DEAD MAN'S CURVE
♪ I CAN HEAR THEM SAY
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ WON'T COME BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ NEVER COMING BACK
FROM DEAD MAN'S CURVE ♪
♪ WON'T COME BACK FROM
[MAN WAILING
AND SCREAMING]
♪ WON'T COME BACK FROM
♪ YOU'RE NEVER
COMING BACK FROM ♪
♪ NEVER COMING BACK FROM
♪ AIN'T COMING BACK FROM
♪ NEVER COMING BACK FROM
♪ WON'T COME BACK FROM
♪ WON'T COME BACK FROM
♪ NEVER COMING BACK FROM
♪ NEVER COMING BACK FROM
♪ AIN'T COMING BACK FROM
♪ AIN'T COMING BACK FROM
♪ YOU WON'T
COME BACK FROM ♪
♪ AIN'T COMING BACK FROM
♪ READY, SET, GO!
[WOMEN SCREAMING]
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