Dances with Dragon (1991) - full transcript

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Good morning, mom!

You want to kill your mom, huh?

I need to attend an interview today, mom.

Take good care of yourself 'cos
the horoscope says you've bad luck today.

I don't believe in that.

That's for Uncle Fatty! That's for Uncle Slimmy!

Uncle Slimmy!

French toast for Auntie Tenth,
ham with egg for Uncle Chan.

Toast and chicken thigh for Brother Chu.

Two fried eggs for Mrs. Kam.

Same for you, Big Belly!



Go! Go!

Wait! Wait!

Don't go so fast, please wait for me, Master

Please!

Wait!

Wait...

Never mind!

You left a bun!

You're bound to have bad luck today!

I don't believe!

Do you? Your granny's once told me.

You'll get pregnant when you sleep with a man.

I don't believe as well!

Then what happens, mom?



What happens?

I need to try many times
in order to prove it wrong!

Thank you!

Uncle Fly!

Yes! Master!

Whose car is it?

I don't know

- It isn't yours?
- No!

Give it a kick if it isn't yours.

No... It's mine, please don't do that!

You get such a beautiful car and you still deny that?!

I bought it with all my money and
I treat it like my wife.

But you still want to deceive me!

No, I don't mean that, Master.

Let me take a ride on it as a punishment!

Come on!

No, you already have so many beautiful care!

You take good care of it.

You're so avaricious!

Are you crazy? You want to smash my car?

Don't think you're superlative to have a Porsche!

Moon, you jerk is so punctual!

I'll bring you to Mr. Hung,
the head of Personnel Department, very soon.

Don't say anything when you see him.

Just tell him you're recommended by me.

We've agreed on giving him

half of your first month salary.

Is that called bribery?

You got to get used to it

You've to get some make-up,
see those girls over there?

Make yourself look good, understand?

Look at them...

You can see every little funny
act of women clearly.

That's why I suggest to install this type of
2 way mirror in our office.

Together with this concealed closed circuit TV,

then you can know every little trick they make

Moreover, remember to employ a beautiful secretary

for yourself.

Then you can take advantage on them when needed!

I can't believe that you're so unmoral!

Tell them to take it away!

Out, out, out, understand?

Who's that girl?

Should have interviewed!
Aren't you interested in such an ordinary girl?

But she has character!

Correct, cousin!

No, she showed me her fingers this morning.

And I can see that she's so unread, blank,

unfettered, dummy, low classed, licentious...

No, I don't think so,

maybe I'm fond of her.

Only those with character
can they behave like this.

Character?!

You'll sure get rich

when the Japanese invade China again.

I don't know,but I have 1/16 Japanese blood.

No, but you'll 100% be a traitor!

You're really something!

Mr. Kung!

Yes!

Mr. Chow is coming.

Alright!

Please don't cry, I'll buy you an ice-cream.

Chow Tai Pang is coming right up, cousin.

What? He got a nerve to come again.

That old jerk competes with

my business and employees,

Tries to win my clients

And my flush toilet can't work whenever he comes.

This is the right one...

Cousin, don't...

Don't hold me, just let me hit him hard!

Cousin, cousin...

I've told you don't hold me back!

No...

Let me kill him.

Hey, my niece!

Good morning.

You're so kind to welcome me here

I don't mean that.
I heard you're good at playing it

and I want to play a good game with you

You really want to?

Right!

By the way, I've something to discuss with you

Are you kidding?

Come on, let's take a walk and talk about it

Hey, I've got a manager from
your company last month

and I hope you don't mind about it

Never mind, I've so many talented employee

Your Japanese client gave me a business last week

We've too many things to do and
if you can help me...

By the way, I've greeted your
Italian client at the airport yesterday

Thank God you've greeted him 'cos I've forgotten about it!

My niece, you're really understanding!

You can't even stand a cigar, my niece!

Let me told you, To be a complete man,

You should know how to enjoy cigar, wine, girls...

Then I'm not a man?

I don't smoke, I don't drink and
I don't flirt with girls

Girls aren't for flirting but for caring

Only the poor flirt with girls

If you're smart, give her a blank cheque,

or have a million dollars birthday party with her

Then all those flirtatious girls,
even don't know you,

will rush to you immediately

This kind of girls deserve my love, right?

You're wrong

Girls aren't for love but for trifle with

That's why your wife will scold you that

"Trifle with girls again”!

But not "Love girls again”, right?

Mr. Chow!

I heard that the winner and runners-up of
the Miss HK Pageant,

were in your control

Just like winning a tierce!

Not to mention those of

the Miss Asian Pageant...

It's like winning a double tierce!

Congratulation...

You should tidy up yourself,

wearing such an old creaky pair of glasses

You've been wearing them
since schooldays it's so out-dated!

I did try another one

but it's not as comfortable as this

You bought the same pair of spectacles!

The optics shop said hey
wouldn't even made them again

Are you nuts? Still wearing this junk!

Because I love it

Let me tell you

To be on diet is not

a good way of losing weight

You should try this type of weight-losing method

What?

Eat anything you like on Monday and Tuesday,

nothing allowed to eat on Wednesday
while eat a lot on Thursday,

eat what you can on Friday

but not a pea on Saturday and Sunday

Does it really work?

This type of Philippines weight losing
method is very effective,

there's a fat guy
who lost 50 pounds by this method

If it works, I can eat anything today

Sure you can

Thanks!

Are you crazy?

Keep an eye on that girl
who came for interview this morning

If you treat her a good meal, she'll be yours

I bring you to a good place

after the auction later

Uncle, you've already won the Three Flowers!

There's still Seven Flowers left!

Six billion twenty million!

Six billion forty million!

Six billion sixty million!

It's already three thousand dollars per feet,

it shouldn't be wrong 'cos that old jerk
is making a real bid for it

Seven billion!

- Seven billion!
- My niece!

It's no good to each other if we go on like this

It's a fair game

Seven billion twenty million!

Seven billion twenty million the first time

Seven billion twenty million the second time

Hey, you don't...

Seven billion twenty million for the third time

I have it...

I know

Then after this, there's a residential area
at Jardine's Lookout

and its code number is E6102
and the price is eleven billion

Eleven billion twenty million,
eleven billion forty million...

My heart can't stand such a harsh competition

If it's so, take good care of yourself!

Wow... it falls!

I help you...

Eleven billion sixty million the second time!

Eleven billion sixty million the third time

My... my heart...

It gets slower...

Be gentleman, boy. Come congratulate me!

Congratulation!

Don't catch cold, Master!

Thank you!

I hate to be so untrue

Just like that Chow Tai Pang, I really hate him

but I've to be friendly with him

I really want to hit him

Let me call twenty bad guys...

Hey, you treat me like Brother Rock?

No...

I really want to

find a place

where no one knows me

and take a good rest for a few days

I really hate what I'm doing right now

- Miss Kung, Madam!
- Cousin!

Madam!

Son!

Shopping?

Yes, I've bought a lot of things

There's a fatty who wanted to
buy the same skirt with me

I certainly didn't let that fucking shit buy it...

You're so foul-mouthed!

Diana just came from Beijing for only two years,

people there like this kind of phraseology

It's hard to change it, isn't it?

Yes, it is

I've told you before you can
only speak foul-language in English,

then nobody

will despise you!

Like shit, you should say mix egg!

"Go to hell" means your mother's gone!

"Damn it" means his grandmother!

Don't misteach her, mom!

Diana is a literate from Beijing

and is renowned as one of
the Ten Beauties of Beijing

You two are such a match!

Mom!

She wants to go boating tomorrow,
can you go with her?

No, I'm busy tomorrow

I've checked with your secretary
that you're free tomorrow

I want to read by myself tomorrow,don"t 1?

I have cardiac disease, son

Don't agitate me!

If I'm dead, you'll be "your mother's gone"!

Heart disease again... OK,
no more heart disease next time

This is real "Mix egg"!

It's nine tier, all in sequence again

It's best for me to pick them up by myself

Don't wanna get lost lastly

Mind your saliva!

I have seven points,
everybody owes me sixteen dollars

You said to go to cinema with me but you didn't

You also told me to move that big piece of stone

but you didn't

'I move it tomorrow... sure I will!

Nonsense!

What?

Anything wrong?

You should lose this game to me

If not for me, I'm sure you'll die

Die your foot!

If not for my good luck,

how can you win this god damn game?

I'll expose your secret
if you're not going to give my share

What secret can you expose of me?

You cheat during playing mahjong.
You defraud people of money

You're an impostor

Really?

Certainly.

Have I done that before?
You wanna to disclose my plot?

I take care of all your living

You wanna to disclose my plot?
Get out of here, go!

You'd better watch it out. I'm sure I'll do that.

Disclose my plot? You're really something!

- What happens, mom?
- Hit me till dead!

I've paid him to get out of here

See what a great amount you earn each month!

Forget it, if you can find another
one like me with $1800,

I'll suicide

You'd rather suicide and I'll help you do it

Get away, you jerk!

How can we handle all the thing here

if you fire Ah Chung?

Don't worry, I can handle it!

When your dad died,

Everybody told me you
could hardly handle everything

this store is

all run by me

But you're getting old now!

You don't think I'm capable!

If we go get boyfriends together at Tsimshatsui,

I don't think you can have more than me

Correct! 'Cos you're still coquettish!

Certainly as you said!

Barbecue pork, baked chicken thigh!

Those old people deserve
having the chicken shit only

I've found a job and you don't need to

work so hard from now on

No, I don't

I plan to meet my puppy lover and go with him

then you have to look after yourself!

I know you wouldn't leave me alone

I don't know 'cos human has puberty period

Same for the cat at neighbourhood,
it roars all the time

and I know it's under puberty!

How can I know whether
you're under puberty or not, mom?

Whenever you hear me roar,

then you know I'm under puberty

Shi-Yi!

What's wrong with you?

I've a cold. Can you help me to relieve it?

The price for relieving cold soars up to $150 now

It doesn't matter, come and help me!

Is he under puberty 'cos he's roaring like that?

Yes, he's under puberty now

But he'll be yelling when he's to pay

Lone Ka Chun!

What's the matter?

I just want your help

No problem

Thank you, cousin!

Hey, Lone Ka Chun!

What's up? It's you who ask me to use hands

You?!

What are you doing now?

Diana! Diana!

You have to perform pulmonary
resuscitation for me now!

Fine! Then I can really enjoy reading books

You're so cheap, Lone Ka Chun!

Leave me alone, Diana Kung!

You insulted me. You... looked down on me

So what?

You outraged my sanctity, you... raped me!

Words can hurt people!

I can say anything

I like 'cos there're just two of us

Can't you be reasonable and civilised?

Being uncivilised is one of
the characteristic of girl

while being unreasonable is one of her right

Is being disloyal to her own words
the achievement of girl?

You jerk, Lone Ka Chun!

Alright, it's show time!

Come on, be wilder, fiercer and more tempestuous!

Screw me up, tear me off, hold me tight...

I can't stand you!

I won't bother you

But you've to help me up within seconds,
Lone Ka Chun!

Otherwise you'll regret for good

Bullshit!

One, two... three!

Don't throw me into water...

Hey, you want to murder me?

Don't wanna go!

What are you doing?

Don't know why you could swim so fast?

Come on, be quick, comrade!

What's the matter?

Can you take a look at your back?

What's wrong with my back?

Who throws two pieces of shark-fin here?

Wow... my god!

Finally we made it, we've arrived!

Where's the sharks?

They've gone!

My leg gets spastic, can you help me?

What's your name?

Your name, please?

I'm Ng I Kong, that means I love Hong Kong

Finally I can come here!

Then you're a Mainlander?

Come on, catch all of them!

The police is coming, you'd better go first

No, we can't leave you here. We've to go together

I'm a Hong Kong people, they won't arrest me

Come on, go!

Leave me alone, I've told you many times

that I'm not a Mainlander, I'm a Hong Kong people!

Leave me alone, please...

Leave me alone!

Be quick!

Can't you leave me alone?

If you don't go, you'll either be back
to correctional farm or dead!

I'm a Hong Kong guy!

Just like that I'm a Mainlander!

Royal HK Police

is a reasonable department

and they won't hit me even I stand right here

Who hit me?

Royal HK Police!

Royal HK Police tries to hit people!

Be quick!

Die hard!

See where you can hide!

I don't need to hide!

I'm a Hong Kong guy

Every Mainlander claims

he's from Hong Kong. Where's your ID?

Someone threw me into water and
I left my ID on yacht

It's quite novel!

You don't believe me?

Then you can ask me anything about Hong Kong

Alright, how much to take a MTR
from Tsimshatsui to Central?

I don't take MTR, ask me something else?

How much a newspaper is?

I don't read newspaper, ask some other things?

What's the relationship between
Chow Sing Chee and Chow Yun Fat?

Who are they?

They're movie stars!

I don't see Chinese movies?

Can you ask another thing?

Try to make a guess!

The Brothers!

Almost did!

Triad brothers

They don't have any relationship!

Don't fraud me of this petty things!

Come with me

Alright, I'll go with you but you've to
help me to make a call

Make a call!

Why don't you go?

You promised to make a call but
why you knock my head instead?

Be quick!

You hit him to bleeding!

They've hit a policeman down!

Don't let me meet you, Chow Yun Fat, Chow Sing Chee?

Oh, god, why did you shoot?

Shi-Yi, Shi-Yi!

You're catching thieves?

Catch the illegal immigrants,
one of them's hit our colleague down

Have you ever seen him coming to your store?

How fierce he is! You can come in and take a look

OK!

Anyone there?

No

He shouldn't be here I guess

If you've seen that guy, come and report to us!

Alright...

It's fortunate that we're fast enough to run away

Who are you?

Help, mom!

What's the matter?

Rapist?

Break his leg, my daughter!

I'm so scared, please don't hurt us!

Leave us alone,

we're just ordinary people!

Why you hit me?

What've you seen before?

I've seen nothing

What's the colour of my brief?

I don't know, I see nothing

For the sake of your purity, it's better to...

poison him to dumb and grab his eyes out,

then throw him to sea and
let him be shark's stuff!

Are you the sister of man-slaughter?
How fierce you are!

What about handing him to police, mom?

Yes, yes!

Ah, it's too bad to hand him to police

What can we do, mom?

Chung has left and no one help you.

What if we let him stay here?

He's an illegal immigrant!

Then we can give him as little money as we can

You don't scare about him

Don't worry, he's not so fierce

I can handle him in a minute

I give you an alternate way of staying in HK

You stay here and work for me

It's the first time,

I give an employee $300 salary

Three hundred Hong Kong dollars?

Yes, see how happy he is!

It means so much to you!

They really treat me as Mainlander!

This girl lives here...

And mom forces me to got with Diana!

OK, stay here for a few days and
let them worry about me

Is it true that I have $300 salary?

Do I look like a liar?

But remember, no more hitting me

Do I look like a boxer, huh?

No, no, absolutely not!

What's your name?

I don't know

I'm Chicken, from Mainland China

That means a Mainland Chicken

Then you're to be obedient and
work hard from now on

But there's one important thing to remember?

- What?
- You can't go up to the penthouse

- Can't go up?
- Yes.

It's because our Miss Moon lives up there.

What're you looking at?

I'm looking at Moon

You, you'd better watch it out!

Otherwise I'll poison you to dumb

You said poison me to dumb
but why you hit my eyes?

How can you be a police if you can't find my son?

Mrs. Lone, we are done our best

Our men is start search it for your son

You don't have to be so worried

We've sent the police to look for your son

It's my husband who promoted you

when you two were still freshmen

If there's anything wrong with Chun...

Don't be so sad, Auntie?

You two are shit!

I told you to accompany him to boating
but you threw him into water

I didn't do it deliberately

Mitine Kung, it's you!

I'm Martin Kung but not Mitine Kung, Auntie!

Aren't you Mitine Kung?

How comes?

I don't care who you are,
you're responsible to find him back

Who's calling 57347

It's me, I'm Chun!

Master!

Don't shout it out!

Where are you now? Your mother is getting mad now

I'm at a store called Love Store in Lantau

I'm fine

You won't be back?

I just want to give her a lesson!

I'll be right back after one week time

Take good care of yourself! See you!

Ah!...

Anything wrong?

Nothing wrong!

Thanks, Master!

He fucks me

Who threw it at me?

It becomes you today?

You think your mom is a numb

Have a cup of tea, Uncle!

Thank you!

That's for Uncle Fatty!

Thanks!

It's wonderful!

That's for Uncle Slimmy!

Terrific!

Not at all!

Try to be humble!

French toast to Tenth Auntie,
ham in double eggs to Uncle Chan

Toast and chicken thigh for Brother Chu

I can get one after another!

Sausage for Miss Fifth!

I eat!

Fresh milk for Foreigner Bill!

Are you OK?

Yes, but you didn't get that bottle of fresh milk?

You shouldn't ill-treat Mainland Chicken, mom!

Do 1?

Which do you prefer for breakfast?

I won't eat 'cos I'm on diet

I have to go back to work!

Alright... anymore order for food?

Yes, a cup of tea with coffee and a buttered bun

The buttered bun was prepared last night

[t doesn't matter, I like it!

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Excuse me please, brother!

Excuse me!

Brother!

Master?! How come you're here?

Take this ugly wig away please!

Is it real?

Can you tell?

What are you doing here?

I'm worrying about you

Keep this phone, call me if you've any problem

There's still a hundred thousand dollars here,
keep it...

Keep it...

Buttered bun and tea with coffee!

Have it!

What are you eating now?

Tea with coffee and buttered bun!

- Then have it while it's still fresh!
- There's still a buttered bun

I like to eat my own buttered bun

Is it unlawful to order a buttered bun
while you've already brought one?

You're really matched, crazy guys!

You want anymore?

I'm full

I can understand how full I can be
to have a hundred thousand dollar meal

I've never tried such an expensive meal in my life

I'm sorry, Master

Never mind, I'll deduct it from your salary

When will you come back?

I've said I need vacation and to
let mom worry me as well

I can't bear the responsibility
if there's something wrong with you

You dummy, there won't be
anything wrong with me here

Then let's say...

What?

You keep this shoe

If you're in dangerous situation,

You bring this to sergeant

called Uncle Prawn in Lantau,

he's my blood brother,

- he'll help you
- Great...

Mainland Chicken!

I need to work now. Don't let my mom work so hard!

Bye-bye!

I know

- Master!
- What's the matter?

I know why you need a vacation

How do you know?

Your heart beats tremendously!

Are you crazy? How can you see it?

Even a blind man can see it beat jumpy!

I'm alright, I'm OK!

- I'll go and tell Uncle Prawn about it first
- O.K.

- Remember!
- You go first!

Be quiet, please

Let's play mahjong after work tonight, Yeung?

No problem

"Memories drift across my heart as
dreams but love can never will"

"Forgetting our old names though
we see each other again through ups and down"

"A broken up couple”

"Like an injured couple of swallows"

"The war is over"

"I can only whisper my true love to
her with tears..."

Prawn!

Why do you cry?

You're famous as a money-pursuer,

you had a lot of money whenever I saw you

But it's totally different now. How can't I cry?

Brother Rock has left to Canada already

We missed our glorious days in the past

Getting protection fee, bribe openly,

but now...

How come you visit me now?

I just want you to help me

There's ICAC now and I can do nothing now

My boss is the Chairman of

the Dragon's Groups, Mr. Lone Ka Chun.

He's somewhere around here for this few days

Can you keep an eye on him?
I'm worrying about his safety!

This shoe acts like an indication for him

If someone brings along with him this shoe someday

Then he'll...

Then can I still be a police after '97

It's no harm knowing more wealthy people!

If there is liberation one day,

we would work out a bright future together

A better tomorrow!

Drink it.

You're only allowed to

drink water at the party, okay?

It's so cruel to me that I've to watch the other eat.

Think about it, food or pretty...

Pretty!

OK! Pretty, that's it.

Carry on. Pretty, OK?

Insistence!...

You don't eat, Moon?

I'm full...

A mixed grill dish

How come your two boyfriends not coming?

They're busy and out of town frequently

How about you, Moon? What's your boyfriend's name?

Spring roll?

Spring roll?!

She like eating spring roll

Steamed sweet bun of Malaysia!

Steamed sweet bun of Malaysia?

His boyfriend is a Malaysian

That's why he's nicknamed as
steamed sweet bun of Malaysia!

I'll hold a birthday party in my house
the day after tomorrow

Moon, Charmy, you should attend my party!

You can also bring your boyfriends

He won't be back by that time, maybe next time!

Alright!

O.K.!

Remember to bring your steamed sweet bun, Moon!

Are you alright?

I'm fine

Take a rest at my office. There's big sofa

Thank you. I just feel a little tired

Don't overlook this symptoms

There's a kind of disease known as

"X X.Y.Y.Z.Z. Syndrome"

The symptoms are
like yours right at the early stage

Getting tired all over the body

Like a piece of shit

It's horrible

Don't worry, I'm OK

I've studied medicine several years

Let me have a complete body check-up for you!

No, thanks

Don't worry, I've really learnt about medicine

I'm fine. It's OK now

Bring a cup of coffee to my office!

Yes, sir

He said to have a complete body check-up for you?

How do you know about it?

He's been using this method to
flirt every girl in our office before!

Hey, what are you doing?

I didn't eat anything this morning!

Yes, today isn't allowed to eat anything,
it is Wednesday.

You have to hold on to it, do you know?

I will. I'll carry on.

Mr. Kung!

Mr. Kung!

Mr. Kung!...

Are you OK, Mr. Kung?

I feel uneasy 'cos my body heats!

Can you solve my problem?

It's better for you to handle it yourself
I go out for work

You're a smart girl

You want houses, gold credit card.
Benz Mercedes...

You got it?

I'm not qualified

Let me take care of you,
then you can be qualified to have them

I can take care of myself

I'll tell you the truth

Firstly, I'll give you a gold credit card

Secondly, I'll give you a Ferrari motor car

Thirdly, I'll give you a blank cheque

Fourthly, you need to be under my control

This is the principle of working in
a Commercial City like Hong Kong

It's delicious!

Never have a girl to lick my tongue before!

Let him go, Moon!

You'll bite him till death!

Come on, Moon!

Let him go, Moon!

A lot of people support you

when you bite him

I don't mean to do it.
I just think his finger is sausage!

Are you really so hungry?

It's shit!

The worst thing to do is not to go!

Then they'll all look down on me

We're famous as "Boy-slaughter”
before, weren't we?

That's only applicable to you

No, a lot of man like
watching your wonderful figure!

Anyway, I can't be looked down by them

Where can we have boyfriends?

We can find anyone we like on the street.
Don't worry

The most important thing is to dress us up!

Let's take a look!

It's very expensive for this shop!

Don't worry, maybe it's on sale!

Come on!

Make yourselves at home

It's quite beautiful!

But everyone's over ten thousand dollars

Yes, they're really expensive

Come on, let's try it on

Miss Kung!

You've new arrived clothes?

Yes, I'll call you right the way

Then she is...

They're just ordinary office workers,

they won't buy anything here

Please feel at ease, Miss Kung

Alright, can you close the shop?

I want to enjoy shopping by myself

OK!

Hey, does it fit me, Charmy?

Terrific! It'll stand out
in Mary's Birthday Party!

Are you nuts? It's over nine thousand dollars!

So expensive?

Yes!

This is quite good

You really have good eyesight, it fits you!

But there's only one suit here!

Tell her to take it off for me to try

Take it off? Are you crazy?

We're leaving with it on now

With it on? You've enough money?

This credit card can only advance $4000

Plus this, they add up only to $8000

But this suit costs $9420

I have four hundred dollars only

Really embarrassing!

Still owe twenty dollars!

Hey, do you have any discount?

That's only for credited clients

If you don't have enough money,
take it off right the way!

Wait!

Mr. Kung!...

You want to bite my finger

No, I just want to borrow

twenty dollars from you

Why?

Don't ask me why. If you help me,
I'll give you a kiss!

Am I dreaming?

Sure you want to bite my finger!

No!

No, I want twenty dollars only

If you don't want to, then it'll be my turn

I can give you fifty dollars, no need to change!

Oh shit...

Fifty dollars, no need to change

What's wrong, Diana?

These two office workers fight for
the same suit with me

I'm sorry, we won't sell this suit

I've money now and you don't sell. What's wrong?

Although you've money, I'm the boss here

and I've the right not to sell it

You're really something!

I'm sorry. I make you lose face!

Take this clothes off!

Moon!

Where my spectacles?

I'm sorry

You need to pay for it, you bitches!

It's you who're so careless to put it here

Then you're fooling me around now?!

Shut up!

We go!

Why not fight with her?

Cut that crap! Aren't we insulted enough?

It's so unhappy today

That's why I'll accompany you to Lantau

Are we good friends now?!

Alright now...

My type of Kung Fu can cure people

But it's very exhausting whenever I use it

That's why I'm not willing to use it

My son's hurt his backbone a long time, Shu-Yi

Can you help me? Use your Kung Fu once?

But for $5000 renovation fee

I won't use my Kung Fu 'cos I'm getting old now!

$5000 only, is it real Kung Fu medication?

Frankly speaking, you don't trust me,
you won't come to me

I'll cure him through a wall!

Can you use your Kung Fu to save me?

I find enough money finally!

Alright, you've come here many times
and I'll help you first

...Get up...

Why is it so?

I'm really standing here

Come on, walk, come on!

- I'm frightened
- Come on ...

Yes ... come on ... right ... walk!

Yes ...

I can stand on my feet now!

You're crying. I give you five more dollars.
Can you cry?

No, I can't!

Give it to me

It's so touching!

You're really my saviour!

You can see how smart she is, son!

A doctor is as caring as your parents!

What's wrong with you?

I've over worked and am exhausted now,
you go first!

You go first!

OK

I go first!

My leg gets a little spastic

Excuse me!

How's my son?

If I need to give him medication twice a day,

I need to have $5000 ginseng for replenishment

Five thousand? You're too rapacious

Please!

Here's ten thousand dollars, keep it

Sit down and

answer my question!

Don't look around!

Or else you'll get serious after effects!

I'm giving you medication now.
You feel any heat around the backbone?

No!

Yes... but it sounds like a blow dryer

This is the sound of our medication

It comes from underneath

Shut up. This's because
our medication is directional

Any pain?

No pain, but heat!

It should have pain!

I've told you before, I feel only heat!

Pain!

Shit, I've left a weaving pin out there

But there's a hair-pin

Pain... pain... pain...

What are you doing?

What type of medication is it?
It makes me wet my pants

How comes this case?

We haven't finish our medication...

It's you?

Yes.

It's you who try defraud people of money again

I'll call the police

No, can you come over here and I'll bite your ear?

You want to bite me?

No!

You can arrest him, I don't know him

Don't make a scene!

I'm lawyer David Wong,

You're charged with fraudulence!

Forgive me please! I didn't mean it!

I can give you back money. It's all his fault!

I'm sorry.

Shut up! Call the police, mom!

No ... please don't ...

Forget it, let her go!

You're really lucky 'cos my mom forgives you

Don't fraud people again!

Thanks so much!...

They've gone, everything's OK, now!

Help!...

It's fortunate I've kept $3000

That's good!

You're really something!

Don't come over!

You Mainland Chicken, I beat you till death

Mom!

You can't stop me from beating him up!

Why do you beat Mainland Chicken up?

If I don't beat you up. I won't be Shi-Yi!

What's an eunuch chicken?

That means a castrated chicken

Don't point at this!

It's strictly prohibited!

I'm so exhausted today that I can't stop you

Don't beat him up!

What are you doing?

She's on diet

My god, let me make some noodle for you

No, thanks!

Charmy, please help me to beat him up.

You know beating me only.

See whether I've been hit by her

Barbecue pork bun!

They're really identical!

Delicious? Have some more!

I'm enough, don't force me to eat!

Don't wanna try this again, girl!

To be plump means to have fortune

Stay here, Charmy!

Hey, Mainland Chicken!

What's up?

Clean up the room before you sleep

You're soO mean

- Don't wanna to clean!
- I'll poison you till dumb!

You want to launch any complaint?

I don't want to attend Mary's Party tomorrow

Why?

Where can I find my steamed bun?

That's true!

Who's that guy?

He doesn't have any ID

He works here as a trainer

It's seldom to have a Mainlander so presentable!

Hey!

What are you thinking about?

Steamed sweet bun!

He?

You learn so disgustingly!

But I just copy from him!

He's ten times smarter than you!

It's best not to be like him

I help you to stick your glasses

Stick your foot?

Come on, try it again

Don't force him to, Charmy!

Forget it!

He can be nobody even when dressed up!

It's useless to bring him to Mary's Party

This is a little large

- It's oversized!
- Isn't he slim?

Don't hit me or I'll fight back

I couldn't stick it even after sixty one times

Ten years' relationship vanishes at one time!

I'll buy you a new one

Even the shop in Germany won't make it again

Come on!

You dummy!

I don't think

we should attend Mary's party tomorrow

Why won't we go?

You'll waste a thousand dollars
'cos I've rented a car for you

Why don't we use his weak point cleverly?

Bring him to the party tomorrow,

then kick him away openly
because of his stupidity,

there won't be any steamed bun later on

Right?

Charmy!

Can you guess where is my little finger?

Hey, stop cleaning your nose. Get off!

I'm getting off

Hey, watch my car!

Hey, it's your car that's really old

It's not my fault.

What's wrong?

Help him to put the door back

Moon! Haven't seen you for a while!

Mr. Shit!

It's done!

The car looks terrible!

I could have give you a ride!

Come on, let's get in

Gee, your boyfriend looks terrible!

I could have make you my girlfriend!

You should have listen to me

in the first place!

Haven't seen you for a while,
you're still a big mouth!

What? What? Doesn't he look terrible too?

Look! Untidy dress, weary face!

Must be an unemployed!

May I know your name?

Mr. Shi!

What's your first name?

My last name is Shi, first name is Mister

Although you won't tell me your first name

I don't want to know either

Hey, is this a man?

Suck a jerk

Over twenty years old, still in high school

always showing off his father's wealth!

My tummy hurts, I can't stand it!

Go in first!

No, I can't hold on any longer

I better get into the bush

You guys go ahead!

- You better be hurried!
- Okay! Okay!

Go ahead!

Master!

Coming!

Master!

Coming!

Master! The clothes are here!

The bastard gave me shit!

I'll ask someone to beat him up...

It's okay, I know what to do

Bring me your ears!

Ears again? This one?

- Understand?
- Yes! Yes!

Mary!

Hello!

Happy birthday!

Thank you!

You know each other? Mr. Shi?

I think nobody will forget me

I'm Mary's latest boyfriend

Where is your poor boyfriend?

Looking for me?

How come your clothes look good all in a sudden?

They shrunk when I was in the bush.

Don't you believe it?

No!

Me too!

Your boyfriend is so handsome

That's why you hide him from us

Hi! I'm Mary!

Hello!

Let me introduce. He's my boyfriend, Mr. Shi!

I think I know him

No wonder! My picture is always in the newspaper

No! I forget where...

I remember. It was
the people's City Hall of Peking

We're with a group of
businessmen visiting Mr. Deng!

You've seen Mr. Deng?

Yes! Yes! In Peking!

Among the group,

only two of us can speak Mandarin!

- You speak Mandarin?
- Yes!

How come I don't know?

Yes, yes, very fluent!

Later, you helped me book my flight

I was in economy class,
you're in first class, remember?

First class?

Don't you remember?

I remember! You've got good memory!
Very good!

Later, I left before you did!

Why did you leave first?

Well, he got caught with a prostitute

No, it's not him! I'm sorry,
I remembered the wrong person!

Is it true?

Really sorry! That guy is really not him!

You doesn't look like that type of person

What are you talking about?

We're leaving!

I'm sorry, I shouldn't tell it, sorry...

Go to Peking?!

I didn't go to Peking!

No need to say anything!

Well done! Mainland Chicken!

It's nothing! That bastard shit me first!

Yes! Hey! Wonder how he is now?

- How would I know?
- I don't care!

I just saw that con man!

Over there!

Who?

With two girls!

That one?!

I recognize him!

Is it him?

It's the poor guy! Fool you!

Happy birthday!

Very elegant!

Thank you!

Of course, I don't think anybody here
is wealthier than me!

Of course I have to buy an expensive gift

What about you? Empty handed?

I'm sorry, I didn't know it's Mary's birthday!

I thought it's just Moon's birthday!

Moon! It's your birthday today?

Yes!...

Even though it's Moon birthday

you should bring her a gift!

I'm sorry! I just got back from overseas,
didn't bring anything!

Moon, how about this! What do you like?

I can buy you anything!

It's okay!

It's alright!

Really anything?

Anything!

How about the jackpot of tonight's lottery?

Yes!

No!

It's alright!

Wait!

Hello! Who is it?

Master?!

Buy me a lottery ticket immediately

A ticket that has to win!

Then, how much it'll cost approximately?

I don't know, you'll calculate it!

Listen everybody!

All managerial grade or above's staff

calculate how much
the lottery combination will cost

Okay!

Supervisor!

It's $32,580,240.00!

Master! It's more than thirty million dollars!

Where do we find all the cash this late?

I don't care, get

all the branch manager to open the vault

Bring all the cash out

and get all the staff to cash from
the money machine

fifteen minutes later, meet at the betting station

I'm sorry... excuse me...

Miss, I'd like to buy a lottery combination

What is it?

That's permutation using forty-five numbers!

The result has been known,
all these the six numbers?

I've bought a ticket that will win. Don't worry!

Really?!

Master!... Master!

Master, where are you?

Master!...

It's done?

- |It's done!
- Give it to me

Not enough money, still owe
a few million dollars to the loan shark

What are we going to do?

I'll deduct the interest from your wages!

Thank you Master!

No, Master!

Put on your mask!

Let's go!

Let's go!

That's it!

Listen everyone, this is the winning lottery
combination ticket of tonight

Get lost!...

One winning ticket, jackpot is $17,280,000...

I don't believe it?

Is it real?

If you don't believe, I can give it to you!

But if it's real,

you owe me five million dollars!

Mr. Shi, there is something one cannot lie about

Moon, I give it to you

When you collect the prizes,
you'll give the second and third prize

as a birthday gift to Mary!

Thank you! Thank you!

What about me?

Go get the prostitutes in Peking to kiss you!

Hey, where did you get the ticket?

I asked Mainland Chinese Soldiers to type it

I've got gut!

Hey, how about type one for me!

Tomorrow, okay!

Miss, it's eleven. I have to go

If you're not coming, I'll drive away!

Wait, buddy!

Doesn't this car belong to this gentleman!

He rented it! Eighty dollars per hour

Rent a car! Buddy!

Yes! I don't have car in Hong Kong

I only have one type of vehicle

It's coming

What vehicle? Bicycle?

Woo! Helicopter!

I wonder what it's called in Hong Kong?

Moon, I take you back to Lantau Island!

Charmy, I can't give you a ride!

Let's go!

Where did you get the helicopter?

They're Mainland Chinese Soldiers,
all come for big bucks

Not only helicopter, they have rocket guns too

Look at their face, so fierce!

Yes!

I've never been in a helicopter. Give me a ride

Mainland Chicken,

you know we can't be recognized

Otherwise, we have to kill her, you know?

She is my wife!

She is alright, but this...

Charmy!

Don't bother, we board the plane

Bye-bye!

Goodbye!

Don't call me again

What's going on? You speak to me like this?

What do you think you are? Idiot!

Why is it?

Where are the tires?

How do I know?

How can we get back to Kowloon?

I don't know! Walk!

Walk?...

Any music?

Yes!...

What is this?

Some disturbance!

It's not in the right mood

Turn back to the previous station!

It's not working!

I have to listen to the previous station.

Let me think, let me think.

Please hold my arm and kiss me again

I rather be alone in exchange of
your companionship for one night

Why don't you make a wish?

I wish this place would

become a palace on my birthday

And a prince dance with you?

That'll be good

You are so greedy

You laugh at me

Don't push!

[t hurts

Don't go away

Hey, don't get closer

Get you a side kick.

Don't!

I don't care how much, I want it, OK?

Mom, what do you want? Color TV? Nicam?

- What is Nicam?
- Cam what?

What's wrong?

Long distance call again?

That's it for now... What?

The skill of those guys is pretty good

I couldn't win them

You go out and take a look,

and then give me a sign

What is a sign?

It is a signal

What is a signal?

Touch forehead is Circle

Touch forehead is Circle

Touch ear is Thousand

Touch ear is Thousand

Touch chest is Bamboo

Touch chest is...

Bamboo

Bamboo

Those one, two, three, four are fingers

Fingers

If you see I throw the wrong tile, cough!

I understand

Don't forget

That's cheating, mom is gonna beat me up

You are more afraid of
your mom than me, aren't you?

Yes

Don't you believe I dare to make you a mute?

You said to make me a mute.
Why are you hurting my eyes?

Shut up!

Take some tiles

If you see any action, give me these tiles

Be smart!

Lower hand Big Three Dollars, opposite hand gets
Four Winds, upper hand gets Four Happiness

Got to watch this time

Hey, your turn

I'm thinking

Come on!

Be quick

I don't know which one is good,

any comment? Any comment?

Hey! Are you holding it forever?

I like it, so what?

Holding fourteen tiles is alright, but not eighteen

I'm not... so what?

What about this hand?

Yes, so what?

Okay, I'm going to tell you what

I hate cheating

Nobody can cheat me

If I let you cheat me,

how could I survive

You... had won

Winning or losing is not
as important as saving face

After I knock them down, I'll come over

I'm coming to help you

Hey, it's none of your business

What do you want?

Pay me hundred thousand for compensation,

or your store

Hundred thousand! Are you nut?

No

Pay him hundred thousand, it's cheap, pay him...

Pay him... No way... I won't pay for it

I have no money

No money? After I cut your arm off

Hey, stop it. What do you want?

Oh! Here comes a beauty

OK, let us take her back and work for us

You better cut my arm off

Good!

Hey, don't move!

Mainland Chicken, didn't you say
you have many brothers

Me?

Yes, don't be afraid of them

Bring your Mainland Chinese Soldiers out

Are you Big-Circle?

Yes, I'm Big-Circle

Which gang?

I ask my Big Brother to talk to you

Don't lie to me

We'll be back at mid-night tonight

Good!

Ask your Big Brother to talk to me

If not, I'll pull down your store

OK

Let's go!

Mainland Chicken. What is Big-Circle?

Mom, I told you Mainland Chicken has many brothers

Brother Chicken,

I know you're different from the others

You bring two hundred people tonight

Put those guys away.
Dig their eyes out, and mute them

And then take their hearts out, fry their skin

Cut their pricks off for soup

What are you staring at?

What? Two hundred people?

We are going to negotiate with them
tonight at twelve

You help me to call the others

I'll do it. Don't worry, Master!

Be careful, OK!

Bye-bye! ...

Well, it's better take up arms

Freeze, put down that gun!

Don't shoot... it's not real...

Toy gun... don't shoot...

It looks real

Call the headquarter, take him first

Why it takes so long?

Hello!

Master!

It's eleven, you're not here yet?

I'm arrested for possession of weapons!

Why?

My Company's toy gun.

It's so much like the real ones

Damn it, I've got negotiate with them at mid-night

Don't panic... Go get my friend
Uncle-Prawn at the station

You better call him immediately

I've called already

All your phone sets are not working

You bring along the shoe I gave you last time

He'll help you definitely

Alright!

It's not here?

Where does it go?

Maybe in the closet

Not here!

Hey, Mainland Chicken, what are you looking for?

I've lost a shoe

I'll give one of mine

No, mine is very important

It's a white shoe with black border around it

Why it's not here?

I've seen it The pig took it

Hey ... Where is Uncle Prawn?

In the detention room looking for
his beloved cricket

Thanks!

Are you Uncle Prawn?

What are you looking for?

My coffin cricket is gone

You frightened him,
I'll have you sleep in the coffin

It's good, it's won a lot of money for me

I've found it. Is it him?

Thanks!

Are you Mainlander?

I'm not Mainlander

I've been looking for you
You broke my head last time

I didn't break you head!

I'm not Mainlander, Uncle Fly send me here

What's the matter, Sir?

Is there any proof?

This shoe

Can you say these shoes are the same?

It was the same originally

The pig ate the top

I took it back with my life

Trust me, I'm Lone Ka Chun!

Don't say you are Lee Ka Sheng.

I'm not Lee Ka Sheng!

But he is my friend.

Stupid!

Hey, why don't you believe me?

What are you doing?

Nothing!

Move your feet away

No way

Move your feet away

My cricket!

It's dead. It won't come to life again

I'll send you back to Mainland China tomorrow

Hello!

Master, how is it?

Hey, put the phone down

After this one. After this one

Be quick!

How is it?

Uncle Fly, Uncle Prawn wouldn't
believe I'm Lone Ka Chun

What? Get him to the phone!

I won't take the risk

Maybe it is a trap

I throw it over to you

Don't do it!

How do I know it's not a grenade?

Fella, keep an eye on him!

He wouldn't believe in me. What shall I do?

Ah, you better... Master!

What?

Has to be this way?

Alright!

"The past just like a dream, hard to recognize”

"Bury his name after went through
so much difficulties"

Hey, how do you know my song?

"Husband and wife feel apart"

Not even this, I know some other things

Uncle Fly told me that you don't wear underwear

Not even brush your teeth

One time when you're drunk,

you put tattoo on your hip

I like Fatty

That's enough

Damn Fly, uncover all my secrets

Where are you now?

I'm at Kowloon Headquarter CID room

Don't worry,
nobody know your real identity in here

You talk about Uncle Prawn at Lantau Island

Uncle Prawn, Uncle Prawn!

Why the door was shut?

Maybe they fell asleep, we come back later

Stupid!

Go in!

It's so dark!

Yes, why?

Couldn't see anything

Who touches me

Not me

Something funny

Light it up

What is it?

Firecracker!

How do I look? Tell me!

You really want to know?

Say it!

It looks the same, nothing change

Get in from the rear door!

How's everybody?

Come in!

Don't be shy? We're friend

I've made some sweet congee

Brother Fat, it's a trap

I know, I'm not an idiot

It's only me and my daughter in here

There is nobody hiding in here

What? Don't you give me face?

What you think you are? Bumpkins!

Go home, stupid!

Don't bother me anymore

I'm smart, otherwise we would fell into the trap

Very good, Brother Fat!

Brother Fat, what shall we do now?

Brother Fat, downstairs
is more dangerous, go upstairs

Yes...

Good idea!

Let me do it!

Hold it! You go first!

Brother Fat, it's nobody here, come up!

Brother Fat, it's safe, go ahead!

Stand up!

Go to hell!

Get me back, be quick!

I'm coming!...

Help me out, be quick!

Brother Fat! I;m going to help you.

1 Brother Fat!

Who asks me to climb the ladder?

He was your scapegoat now

Kill them

Mom, help me!

This time has fun!

How is it?

Kill them for me!

Are you serious?

Don't move!

I don't want to kill them, I want to kill you

Are you really Mainland Chinese Soldiers?

Yes, we are!

Hey, guy, it's none of my business

It's not your business, who does?

Take one's money, solve one's problem

It's not right to point someone out

You bastards

Mainland Chicken, dig his eyes out for me

Cut his throat, and blow some air in.

Take his heart out, peel off his skin

and cut his prick off for pig food

You try to frighten us?

I have an idea!

It's no use to fight like that!

We did what you told us to do

I didn't tell you to fight, I tell you to cut!

You didn't listen to me, and you're not smart too

I told you to cut

It's so noisy, I don't want to eat

You don't even know how to do a thing

I hate it, damn it!

Told you to cut, damn it!

Go!

Buy you a beef noodle soup

Bastard, don't waste it if you don't eat

You look like the old time police
when you beat people up

No, I didn't beat him up

If not, why he throws up?

I ask him to smell my socks

Really?

What is he doing now?

Say, who is the boss?

It's the owner of Lone Mum Enterprise,
Mr. Lone Ka Chun give us order

Your boss ask you to do it!

Why has he done such thing?

He wants you to sell your store and the land

So they could develop the land into a resort

No...

Are you Lone Ka Chun?

No, I'm only thinking...

Those rich people wouldn't

do such a shameful thing, would they?

You know nothing! You came here only a few days

Rich people has no heart, don't you know?

Fella, come on...

Please... help me bury him

Are you serious? Why don't you
take him to the police station

You people cannot see the police

Then... pack him up and send him in

Come on! Pack up...

Remember, after packing, take the rear door

OK?

Well, my daughter

We better go to your office tomorrow

to negotiate with your boss

Mom, that way!

Shit!

That way!

Good morning, Mr. Lone!

Good morning, Mr. Lone!

Mainland Chicken, I ask you to be a killer,

not a follower

If you look cool, They'll afraid of you

I know ...

I know!

Wait... Thanks

Be careful, Auntie!

Damn it!

Listen, Chicken!

Look cool when you're there

Otherwise, Lone Ka Chun won't afraid of us

I know!

That bastard, I really want to kick his ass!

What?

Nothing

Tell his mom

their son is no good. Is that right?

God damn it, make me angry?

Auntie, keep quite, maybe they're kidnapper

That's right, better kick his ass

Cut his throat open and blow some air in

Dig his eyes out, and fry his skin

Cut his prick off for soup,

more than delicious

Yes, that's right...

Be quick!

Mainland Chicken, good, you're learning

Good boy!

May I help you?

We are looking for Lone Ka Chun

Mr. Lone wasn't in Hong Kong now

Is that so, bring the other boss

We come to negotiate

Please follow me

Smoke, have to look cool

Take it or hold it

Don't eat it, smoke it, smoke

Smoke, idiot!

Good morning!

Good morning!

Mainland Chicken, they're scared...

Yes!

Let's go ...

Make yourself at home

Did you hear?

Make ourselves at home, not you!

What are we doing?

It stinks!

Mom, how could we negotiate with them?

Count their guilt

If they apologize, what do we want?

We want a lot of things

We want two houses for compensation

No, ask them to pay us three million dollars

Stupid, tell you what, Mainland Chicken

Those rich people aren't cheapskate

They paid ten million dollars for girls

I want to take a leak!

Listen, wash your hands when you're done

And then break the toilet into pieces. Be cool

Go!

Mr. Chow, come in!

I'm sorry!

Winnie, don't let anybody know that
I have talked to Mr. Chow

Remember it, OK?

- Go out!
-Yes

You've been sitting on this seat a few days.
How was it?

It's OK

How's the Lantau Island Resort project?

Didn't you ask someone to kick them out?

Yes, I did. I told them that
Lone Ka Chun send us here

What happened?

Nothing happened, you're in charge now

If Lone Ka Chun doesn't appear again

You could sell the land to us

He won't agree

He hired an assistant manager

called Chu Chi Keung from America

I'm not totally in charge

It was sold, how can he says no

If he knows, he'll kick my ass

So what, we have
twenty millions dollars in our hand

No way

It's really...

Good, it's a deal

Would you send this copy to America right the way.

City Bank wants it.

Alright!

Mom, what are you looking at?

How's the document?

It's almost done, when do you want it?

Right now, hand it over

No!...

You... come!

Me?

We're waiting for your boss to negotiate with us

How come it takes so long?

Who are you?

You again? Didn't you
buy some new clothes these days?

New clothes? We come to talk about Lone Ka Chun

Ask someone to talk to us

My cousin!

You want to talk about Ka Chun, talk to me

Are you related to him?

I'm her... mother!

Come in!...

Come in!

Tell me what do you want. I don't care

Two houses, ten million US dollars!

That's it, OK...

don't give Ka Chun a hard time

Yes!

Don't you even think of it?

You better let him go right now

Who?

My cousin!

Didn't you kidnap my boy?

Yes!...

Damn!

Don't push... I can walk

Leave me alone!

Don't let me see you in Lantau Island

I'll kill you for sure

Mom, don't argue with them

Idiot, go to hell

Haven't seen Mainland Chicken around?

Where did he go?

Mainland Chicken!

- Maybe he's in upstairs
- Upstairs!

Mainland Chicken!

Still waiting for him?

If he wants to come back, he will

If he wants to leave, nobody can keep him

He won't say nothing and run away

What are you mumbling? My daughter

What does it mean?

It's love!

Watch your language, mom

I know you love Mainland Chicken

You don't have to say, I know you are

You're confusing now

You don't have to say, I know you are

Did you kiss him

You don't have to say anything, I know you did

Don't talk, I know what do you want to ask

What do I want to ask?

I don't have to say,
You know everything, is it right?

Good girls?!

Mom, am I stupid?

There is no such thing

It only happens one time if you're lucky

If you're out of luck, it'll happen many times

Cannot escape from man

Like me, I did it twice

when I was a kid

One for father and one for the first love?

I tell you the truth,
your father isn't counting in

Your father lost to me

Really!

Mom, you're not against me

and Mainland Chicken, is that right?

Some women thought they're married to
a good husband,

till die

But the husband acts like a wood

Happy or not? Only they know

Woman is stupid, so what?

If you're stupid to your loved one, that's OK

Do you understand?

I see!

Mom, you're so good!

Silly girl!

Checking!

Are you the Mainland Chinese Soldier?

What is Mainland Chinese Soldier?

Where is Mainland Chicken?

He asked me to tell you, He is doing something big

He'll come back for you if he has money

My god, that means to rob

You know too much

She is my mother

Tell your mother don't say too much

Ask Mainland Chicken gives me a call

No way, the police keeps an eye on us now

We cannot tell you our next move

But he asks me to tell you

He'll remember your birthday. Goodbye

Brother Mainland Chinese Soldier...

I give you three seconds to forget my face

This gentleman

comes here for a walk?

Get into the house before I change my mind

OK, I'm leaving

Are you crazy?

Come on, man, it's so dark

Not even has a street lamp

Man... I'm afraid of darkness

I'm just a traveller, don't take me

Master is back! Master is back!

Madam, Master is back!

Ka Chun is back, where is he? Chun!

Be careful, Auntie!

Mom!

I miss you so much, son!

Where've you been these few days?

Well, I've been

on vacation for a few days

I'm sorry, cousin!

Cousin!

I heard that you gave away your Company

No... I'm wrong,

You sold out several projects, isn't it?

Yes!

Yes, what's going on

with the land in Lantau Island?

Also, is Chow Tai Pang not selling his land?

No, he wants to hold a charity auction night

and ask us to have the land for auction

Whoever pays the highest get it

Is he for real?

Well, you'll decide it!

Come here...

Son, be good, don't scare me again

I'd rather let you

choose your own girlfriend

Mom, don't worry, I won't disappoint you

What's cooking?

Sea-bird's nest!

It's good!

Oh, mom, so much roses

It's really expensive. Who's the guy?

I don't know!

Here is a letter

I hold it for you!

Moon: I'm Mainland Chicken

I remember your birthday

But tonight I'll attend a charity auction night

Get some big bucks

And I'll give Lone Ka Chun a lesson

I won't come back if it's not succeed

Big trouble, mom!

I know!

You're illiterate, how do you know?

From your facial expression

Mainland Chicken is going to
deal with Lone Ka Chun tonight

It's really big trouble

I'm going to call the Mainland Chinese Soldiers

What did you say?

That's okay, that's okay!

And I'll get you guys some clothes

Beautiful, isn't it?

Try them on!

It's so beautiful!

My daughter!

The lottery ticket you put on my bed...

is real?

Mainland Chicken gave it to me at Mary's party

It won't be real then

I don't know!

Mainland Chicken, damn it!

Any clothes for me?

Yes... wait!

What are you doing? It's mine

You want it, take it. It's not real!

How come he can jump that far, a miser!

Mr. Chow, Do you really
have the gut to bid the auction

with Lone Ka Chun?

What if he gives a higher bid

Didn't you know Lone Ka Chun
isn't good at land investing?

No skill, he lost to me last time

This auctioneer is my buddy

I told him to strike
the hammer down faster tonight

I'll win if Lone Ka Chun hesitate

You're a cunning old fox

No... I have brain...

- How is business?
- Auntie!

Isn't this dress beautiful?

It's contributed by Judy

Yes, beautiful. It sure does!

I put this dress on for modelling

I won't take it off

Brother, you must bid for it

If not, "Your mother's gone"!

Okay!

Look at you, everybody knows you're a bad guy

Everyone in high society are bad also

Oh ya, but they're not bad on the outside

They're not like you, exposing yourself

Then, how should I act?

You have to be a good guy from outside,
and bad inside

Be pleasant on outside, but inside, very bad... bad!

When will Mainland Chicken appear?

How do I know?

We better looking for him separately

Okay!

You go that way

You come with me

Miss, excuse me, are you Baby?

Yes, I am

I think you must be Baby

I'm Chu Chi Keung, Tomato

I recognize you!

How are you? Where is your wife?

We've been divorced for ten years in US, and you?

My husband died many years ago

I'm sorry!

It doesn't matter

You came here by yourself?

No, I came with my daughter...
No..., I came with my sister...

I came with the cousin of my sister's friend...

What are you talking about?

Why don't we go upstairs and have a drink?

Upstairs is a hotel

I mean the bar upstairs

Okay... you go first, I come later

I'll wait you

You again? Are you trespassing this time?

The guard will kick you out

You look beautiful tonight,
Diana, this dress matches you

Really? I love it very much

This dessert tastes delicious

Delicious

Pinch her... pinch her...Pinch her!

Go over there!

Daughter!

Pinch her!

Mom, why are you here?

Not everyone can wear such a lobster style dress

Of course, mom!

It was made by Italian designer Gianni Vigigi.

Don't you know?

Is it really?

Does it hurt?

Haven't use it for over ten years

Now's the chance for me to use

It's pinched by your lobster

How am I supposed to show it?

Show?

I've seen my first love!

Mom, it's that Uncle Chu?

Not going to tell you...

You must be in love, mom!

What's going on?

Begin!

Guests, The charity auction

is now officially begin

The first item to auction

is a dress donated by Miss Judy Ma of

Judy Boutique

Basic price is ten thousand dollars,
model led by Miss Diana

It's this fool again

Eleven thousand!

Fifteen thousand!

Mom!

Although can't found Mainland Chicken,
we'll still mess up the party

Not to let Lone Ka Chun show off

Sixteen thousand!

Seventeen thousand!

Twenty thousand!

He's got it...

Twenty thousand first, twenty thousand second

Twenty one thousand!

Thirty thousand!

Thirty thousand first! Thirty thousand second!

Thirty thousand third

Mom, the lobster lost one claw

Sold!

This beautiful dress belongs to the lady there

It's cheap

You're only a junior staff in the Company

you're not qualified to auction for this dress,

and definitely not qualify to be here

Where is the Invitation card?

What's wrong? I invited them here

Oh, you're guest of Mr. Chu of US head office

Nothing, nothing...

Tomato, I bought this dress for my daughter

Thirty thousand dollars, is it a good deal?

Yes, it is. Yours isn't bad too

Really?

I get you the cheque in a minute.

Okay!

I'm sorry, you have to take the dress off

But, if you like, you can keep it a little longer

You' All family dead!

Watch your language, sister

1" Hit you lung.

Jerk!

Ladies and gentlemen,
here's the climax of tonight's program me

The next auction item is donated by

Mr. Lone and me,

is two pieces of land, joining together, in Lantau

10% of the money
we get from auction will be for charity

Mr. Lone, please

Isn't he the Mainland Chicken?

Mainland Chicken is Lone Ka Chun?

Shit!

How do you do?

How do you do, Mr. Lone?

Mr. Lone!

This is a good way of auction

See who's going to develop these pieces of land

Have a seat!

The basic price for
this is four billion fifty million

Five billion!

Five billion ten million

Isn't it too hot, my niece?

[t fits me!

Five billion thirty million

Five billion forty million

It's really breathe-taking

They all fell

Leave it and I give your another one

Five billion seventy million

Five billion seventy million

Six billion

Six billion for the first time

My heart is aching!

Six billion the second time

It aches, my heart can't stand it!

Six billion the...

Six billion ten million

Manager Chu!

Mr. Lone gave me the right to make this bid

Six billion ten million the first time

I poison you till dumb if you go on like that

Are you alright?

I help you, don't worry

Where am I?

It's painful!

Six... six... six...

Six billion ten million the third time. Sold!

Everything alright now, please don't hit...

Everything okay

That's good

Everything alright!...

Then you can take a rest

- Congratulation, Mr. Lone
- Thank you!

Congratulation. You can develop
a holiday resort there now

Thanks!

Cousin!

Congratulation...

Thank you!

This is Mr. Chu, replacing you from now on

You'll be transferred to New Guinea

Where's New Guinea?

Anything special?

It's famous for the Man eater Group!
It suit you much!

Shi-Yi!

You're Mainland Chicken or Lone Ka Chun?

Both of them!

Thanks for your method to make everything right

I haven't told the bad guys to trouble you

Really?!

I just want to talk about selling the store

Again?

If you can sell your store,

so as not to disrupt the scenery,

I'll give you a supermarket
in the resort as compensation

- Really?!
- Plus giving you capital to run it

Are you kidding?

Think it over!

You're Lone Ka Chun!

That Mark Six you gave my daughter is real?

Yes

Don't worry... I'd picked it up already

Thank you...

And got all the money too

Fantastic!

But I've used them all!

Don't faint!

This's embarrassing in public area

Wake up!

The party starts now, Mr. Lone

Mr. Chu is having some medicine

You'd be the first to dance 'cos you're the host

Alright!

Hey!

Come on, help her out there

Ladies and gentlemen,

tonight's party means so much to me

to dance with me

I'll invite a lady
who's very important in my life,

If not for her, I won't be here tonight

She means so much to me

It's Mrs. Lone...

It's his mom...

Mom!

Who's that fucking shit...

Come on, let's dance ...

No one dance with you but I will

Why everybody hits me tonight?

The light is out. How unlucky a birthday is!

This is my birthday!

Hey!

- It's you?
- Yes!

Why are you here?

My Master told me to send you a birthday cake

He defrauds me of everything,
not to mention this time

He doesn't really remember my birthday

How come is it?

It's almost 12pm

Make a wish and blow the candles...

Otherwise there'll be bad luck! Come on!

Come on!

Take a look at this!

Why not going?

I've told you I'll never forget your birthday

It's all you!

Thanks!

Where's my mom?

Over there!

I've a present for you

It's a pair of spectacles

Isn't it not made now?

Mr. Lone has ordered that optic factory

to stop producing for one day

in order to make this pair of glasses for you

[t works about 1.5 million.

Thanks!

Not at all!

I'd say sorry for that time

Doesn't matter, let's play mahjong afterwards

But I don't know much about mahjong

You've to teach me!

You're so humble!

They're really a match

How about us?

I don't know

If I'm going to leave you again,!'ll die to shit!

No. I poison you to dumb if you say it again

You're tricky!

Tell me!

What?

Why you love me?

It's simple!

It's because when I fell down that day,

I've seen you everything!

You...!