Damy priglashayut kavalerov (1981) - full transcript
Ana Pozdnjakova wants to have loving husband, kids and family happiness. She is more than 30 and, despite being kind and sweet, She can't find man to start family with. But, She found candidate in caracter of soldiers Viktor.
- Nothing.
- Disperse.
Are you blind or what?
- What are you ...
- Nyur. - What?
- There is no other? - Everything is on the hanger.
- So. Citizen. - Nyur. Ay. Here
tickets were distributed.
On "Motorcycle Racers". - Disperse. - I took 2.
Will you go? - What are you? Have you drunk something? AND? Well?
- Why drank it? I just invite you.
For a cultural show.
- Oh you. And the spectacle is primitive.
What's so gloomy?
M? - So. - So.
All because you get up all wrong.
- What?
- What? I say when the alarm goes off right away?
- What about you right away? - That's it.
Lie down and I'll show you. Well, lie down, lie down.
What are you afraid of? - People are watching. - Well, okay, no one is looking.
So.
The alarm clock rang. Stretch well.
What?
- Stretch as I should.
Stretch your legs so that the socks are visible.
Look at them carefully and say - good morning, legs.
M?
What are you, I do not understand.
And I read, they say it helps.
You will do it 3 times, the whole day is good.
Yah you. - Are you going on a date?
- Not on a date. - Oh, Poznyakova. - Yes
uncle aunt watching, meeting. Oh, don't be impudent.
- So interesting.
I once rode a boat with Magomimy himself.
Well, how about the sea? What sea?
"Oh. Nur.
- Great sea. - The sea, you know it
some kind of affectionate.
- And very warm. - Yes Yes.
And then, blue, blue. - Come on, shut up.
What really.
After all, we have vouchers until 22nd. - Yes, why did you come so early?
- Yes, that's all because of him.
I got drunk or something. The dolphin fell.
I spoiled such an interesting excursion. - Yes, no, I did not drink.
- What didn't you drink? - Didn't drink. And you know, Nyur,
guide
I told such interesting things about dolphins.
Here. They are very smart.
And it is even possible, he says, they
talk, but we do not understand them.
I watch alone
I stuck my face out of the water and it seemed to me something
wants to say.
He wants to say. - Does he really want to say so?
- Yes Yes. But I don't hear, because they yell
around. And I bent down to him to
hear. Slipped and fell.
- You slip from me.
Just let me get home.
You know
left from such beauty, I just can't say.
Around flowers, palms. And all that smelly.
And there are some other people, you know, the sun either influences them.
maybe not so direct and polite,
courteous.
He even gave me flowers once. - Two.
- Two, two.
- Hello.
- What is this?
- Victor, he was recently transferred to us.
- What an interesting one. - Eagle. - And not married?
- Single. - He looks after you or what?
- So.
- Well, very suitable right?
- Yes. - Suitable candidate.
- Yeah. “Don’t choose.
- Come out. - You're getting out. - What a guy, an eagle.
- Here. Potatoes.
Why don't you try the salad? - I'm going to try now.
- And the sausages. - It's my fault.
- I cooked it myself. - Now, I'll put it.
- Oh, I have the pie.
- Oh, troublemaker. And he sews like.
- Why don't you, Pyotr Timofeevich, drink at all?
- Quite quite. - Wow.
Lucky you and your husband. - Lucky, lucky.
- And what about you?
- Are you fond of? - No, what are you.
So on holidays. Well, sometimes at lunchtime.
For appetite.
- Maybe I should try, eh?
And then recently,
you know, no appetite at all.
- Try, try.
- No, I don't want to.
- I beg. - What a handsome man.
- It's a work of art. - Itself baked.
- And he sews like. - And what about Victor?
- You weren't married? - In no case.
- What are you?
- Well, what, what? A prominent man in a good position.
And he probably earns
- enough. - Enough.
- Well, then, the character is not decisive. - No, I have a character - wow!
If anyone is to me
like it - write, it's gone. Right there in the registry office.
And krants.
True, I'm not in a hurry with these.
It is not so easy to choose for yourself
real fighting
girlfriend.
Yes, I understand you very well.
Marriage is such a big deal.
I'm in no hurry to get married either.
- In, yes, yes? Look.
30 years
girl, no one takes. And she's in no hurry
not cn ... What are you doing? - You should have a drink, Petya.
And then you sit sober as an owl.
- What?
I can do that. - And I propose a toast.
- Nyura. Oh. Yes, you have guests.
Hello everyone.
- Oh, who came to us. Get to know.
This is Victor.
- This is my friend Raisa. - Very nice.
- Mutually. - Victor.
Nyura, I will come to you for patterns.
And I have to run.
- Have a drink. Try the pie. And then,
Raisa will sing for us.
She is wonderful singing and playing guitar. - Oh, how she sings. And he sews.
- It's curious to listen.
- Well, we had a lot of fun.
- Well, what are you. - No no no.
From the heart. Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
- You know, but I think
found his fighting girlfriend.
- Bitter. - Bitter. - Bitter. Bitterly.
Bitterly.
- In the Urals, 18-20 degrees. Rains in places.
And Western Siberia 15-18 rains. At the resorts
Black Sea coast
Caucasus - sunny, no precipitation, 24
29 degrees. Water temperature +22.
- Well, Gustav Ivanovich.
- Well, do you understand what you are talking about? - Oh please.
- What are you talking about. It's the end of the block.
One you understand got married. Another in
maternity leave is gone.
Well, I will never go to the sea.
- Well, then with whom to carry out the plan?
- Disperse. - With Maria Mukhina?
- Poznyakov, where are they?
- Whom?
- Whom whom? Sheepskin coats.
- Wait, wait a minute.
- Well, summer is outside, and they
sheepskin coats were sent.
- Well, who will only buy them.
- Well, Gustav Ivanovich.
Oh please. But this is how I need it.
- Well, what have you not seen on this sea?
You succeeded, I still understand
you would be going to Samarkand. Or to Bukhara.
Do you watch the travel movie club?
- Look. - Yes.
I want to go there myself for a long time. - Well, I'm just dreaming.
- Go. - I want to go to the sea.
- Oh, okay, what's with you, what's without you, it's still a plan
not doable. Drive. I give you 10 days.
- At my own expense. - Thank!
- Come on, come on soon.
- Thank. Oh, you know. - Sit down.
I got on the wrong bus and he got me completely.
Rather.
- I took it to the other side.
- Is your head spinning?
- Well no. - Well, then full speed ahead.
- There he is. Now I am his. Now. Come on.
- You need to overtake this? - What do you think
do we do half a day? - I'll do it now, I say.
At the bend. - Come on. - Hurry up.
Faster.
Well, 3 turns have already been done, and you ... - 123.
- Well, add more. - Now.
- Let's take it to the left, here to the left.
- I'll do it now.
I'll do it on a straight line.
- Come on. - So!
- Well, add a little.
- Come on, come on, come on. - Now. - Hooray!
- Outrun.
- Great. - Well done. - And now over there
I will make a refrigerator. - Come on. - Well.
- Oh.
“Oh, you're very lucky. - Why?
- Well, whoever found such a stone will come true the most cherished wish.
- Want to? - No, you have to find it yourself.
- I beg.
- Are you always like this? - What kind? - Well, they are.
- Nope.
- Only by the sea.
- Unfortunately.
- Well? Go?
- And I think I'll stay here. - Come on.
- Hey, what's your name? - Misha, what about you?
- Sergei. - Aren't you ...? - Anya.
- Goodbye, Anya.
- Bye Misha. - Happy.
- Well, goodbye, thank you very much.
- Hello. - Happy.
- When will there be seats? - I do not know.
- And in the evening?
- Hard to say. - And if you come late in the evening, will they?
- Come in, maybe they will. - Thank.
Take my suitcase, huh?
- For a long time? - Until the evening.
I will live here with you.
- Good afternoon, what will you order?
- Coffee and ice cream.
- Coffee with liqueur, cognac? - With liquor.
- You are welcome. - Thank you, you forgot the liquor.
- The liquor is here. “There's coffee here. - With liquor.
- I will not interfere?
- No, you won't.
- Good day. - Coffee please.
- With liquor, with brandy?
- No liquor, no brandy and no sugar.
- We don't do it without sugar. - Do you?
- Let's try.
- The sea is calm here.
- Yes.
- And it was stormy in the Baltic.
- Strongly?
- Fairly.
- You are not from Riga, by any chance?
- I AM? Not. - It's strange.
For some reason it seemed to me that you are from Riga.
- Why?
- Well, you look amazingly like a woman from Riga.
- True? - Seriously.
- No, well. The place, of course, where I live is not
as beautiful as Riga, but also not without
attractiveness.
- What is it called?
- Well, the title won't tell you anything.
- Well, suddenly. - Povarikhino. - Povarikhino?
Povarikhino. Povarikhino, now Povarikhino.
Somewhere in France, right? - Well, you are a joker.
- Yes, I generally have no right to be wrong.
- Why is this? - The profession does not allow.
- Well, what kind of profession is this?
If it's not a secret, of course.
- Secret is not the right word.
This is a state secret.
- You are welcome. - Thank.
- I am a pirate. Professional robber.
- Okay. - Why okay? Yes.
Did you want a handbag? You are welcome.
- I only rob men, so don't be afraid.
And I invite beautiful women to
a restaurant. I'm going to invite you.
- Well, I don't go with strangers.
- Why strangers?
We will now meet you. My name is
Valentine, what about you? - Anna. "Anna?"
The beautiful name is Anna.
Well, Anna is in your hands.
Just keep in mind, I haven't eaten anything since morning.
- What is true or what? - Absolutely.
- You're kidding. - Not. Let's go? - Well, somehow ...
And in general, I hardly know you.
Well, think about it, you don't know, I'll tell you everything about myself.
In detail.
- I need to change. - I'll wait for you.
- Well, do you ever get serious?
- Only when I hand over the card. - Well, here you are again.
Well, it's true, we have known each other for 2 hours, but I don't know anything about you.
- What would you like to know, Anechka? - Well, how, well, who are you.
What do you do? Put it here.
So be it. Be so kind as not to put anyone with us, please.
Good.
- So be it and say.
I am a professional sharper. Card sharper.
- Well, here you go again, kidding. - Well, nobody believes.
And if I call you something
an operetta artist, everyone believes.
- True, you look like an artist.
- I am an artist.
“I’ll find out about you all the same.
- You are lovely, Anechka.
- Valentine, tell me, why
then in the cafe you came up to me?
- I told you. - No, they didn't.
- No, he said. - No, they didn't.
- I told you - I'm a card sharper.
Lost in the morning
but I really want to eat.
So I decided to have dinner with you, Anya.
- At my expense? - Well yes. - It turns out like this.
- Witty. - I would not say.
- Let's go drink coffee?
- Yes, probably enough.
- Well, I still do not know where I will be tonight.
- Yes?
- Happy to you.
- Comrade, what are you leaving?
Thank you for your service.
And pay?
- The wife will pay off, she stays.
- With you 47, 50. The husband said that you will pay.
- How many? - Hotel Moscow.
No vacant tables.
- No no.
- In the morning a man told me to come in in the evening.
He promised me.
- So contact him.
- When will he be? - In a month.
He went on vacation.
- Hello, Aunt Klava, can you hear me?
It's me, I'm from the sea, everything is fine.
Sea? The sea is warm and transparent.
Good.
Aunt Klava, aunt Klava, hello.
Aunt Klava, I have a request for you.
You can't send me, can you? Rubles 50.
No, it's okay. I just have a suite.
I have lunch and dinner at the restaurant.
Yes, we got a girl here, girl
time is up.
Girl, can I sit with you? Until morning.
- We're closing.
- Excuse me. - You have a suite.
- Here's a clamshell,
but want to lie down on the couch.
- Thank.
I'm sorry,
how much will it cost? - Yes, not how many.
- You know I'm somehow uncomfortable.
- Well, let's have some tea and go to bed.
- Thank.
- Sit down.
- And you live here alone, right?
- Alone, earlier with my aunt
lived, and then my aunt got married. At 40.
- Yes? - You sit down. - Thank.
- Here, but this room remained for me.
And the roof.
- Roof.
- Not this roof, there is a roof under the window.
- I sunbathe there. - I have the same,
in the room.
- And what is generally good to live in the south? Yes?
- What's good then? The people are full.
I only rest here.
You know, I even celebrate holidays alone.
Even the New Year.
I like to celebrate the New Year alone.
Nobody believes me, but I love
meet the New Year alone.
- Why doesn't anyone believe that? And I believe.
I also meet the New Year alone.
They even invite me to visit, but I do not go.
What do I say I will go? I'm better at home
I'll sit and watch TV. It's true?
- Have you been married? - Nope. - Do you want?
But I could get married 100 times,
but I do not want. Who should you marry?
The men and everyone moved.
- What about children?
- And now there are such pills, you drink and give birth.
- Wow.
- You want a boy, but you want a girl.
- Great, huh? And over there, see? Come on.
See? This is an eagle rock. - Girls.
Are you so sad?
Girl, where are you going? Wait for us at the top.
- Oh, look it falls out now.
- Such do not fall out. And I don't understand at all what kind of manner this is
meets on the go.
How does one meet?
- I don’t know, but I don’t go.
We will wait for them, of course. Haha.
Legend from the Eagle Rock
fanatical crowd
threw off the beautiful Ahamida.
- Whom? - Ahamidu - beloved
legendary Khazbulat.
- I do not know who Khazbulat is.
- Down with Khazbulat. - AND.
- Well, and then Khazbulat
committed suicide. Throwing herself into the gorge.
- Yes. - Girls,
here we are.
- Here are attached.
- Let's go?
- And we didn't even hope. - Thank you for waiting.
Well,
let's introduce ourselves. My name is Anton.
Like the great writer Chekhov.
And this is my friend the merry fellow Kostya. - Kostya.
- Lena, Natasha. - Very nice.
- Kostya, tell me something funny.
- So why am I?
- Come on, something. You know, he knows so many anecdotes.
"About the cowboy?" "About the cowboy."
- This please. - You will carry it with yourself, eh?
Girls, take with you.
- Well, Turlin, let it go, eh. - I can't, I have an order,
only vacationers. - Well, Turlin, this is my friend.
- I miss. Come on in.
- You wait for me here, I'll be right there.
- Your pass, please come in.
- Come on in. Skip.
- Girl, take it with you. Oh listen, take it with you.
- And what's in there?
- Listen, is there a sea? - Sea Sea.
"I'm sorry."
- Hello. - Where are you going? Do not bother
people! It is said that it is impossible. What kind of people?
Get away.
Listen, how are you talking to a girl?
- Climbs.
- Take it and let it go. - She has no book.
Move away. Come on in. - How did you miss me, huh?
- What are you not a vacationer. - Of course, not a vacationer.
- Leave the area immediately. - Do you know what's the matter?
- I arrived today. I have not seen the sea.
- Did you want to go on holiday? - What holiday?
- Your sleeve is dirty. - What is their holiday? - Neptune.
- Also a holiday for me. I need your holiday. If I want
I'll arrange such a holiday myself. AND? Go.
- Where? Where am I.
- Go. Well, what are you standing there? Go.
- I'm not one.
There is enough space for everyone.
That's right, we spat on them from the 5th floor.
Go.
- Oh, it will fall. - It climbs well. - Don't fall!
- Hold on.
- And you said Neptune. - Well, what a comparison, right?
- We're going well. - Oh, look,
there is Eagle Rock. - Where? - Over there. - Will you get there?
- There are 4 of us, we will go right in
look and go back.
- Well, what does it cost you? - I can not,
dangerous. - Yes, we have a holiday today.
- It's still dangerous.
- Well. - Wait wait.
- And then Khazbulat
I feel that I cannot live without my beloved
decided to commit suicide,
and threw himself off this cliff. Into a deep gorge.
- Well done, a.
- We are standing well. A photo for memory.
- Oh, that would be to ride a steamer.
- Of course it's true?
- Well, really, I don't understand, well, why all this?
What is a millionaire or what? - Why a millionaire?
I am an engineer.
I’m saying that this is the first time I came to the sea to have a rest.
Well, what waste money?
- Once we live.
- Why don't you play?
- Tired, dear.
- Come again.
- Dear, one ticket to Akhachuli, please.
- Soft?
- What did you say? - In a soft carriage?
- No, in general.
- In general, no, there is in the compartment.
You have another 80 ruble.
- In the compartment. - Do you take the bed? - Bed?
No bed needed. I love to read on the train.
Write. Akhachuri, st. 26 commissars, 26.
- If you don't come, I will be offended.
I will definitely come.
- Anzur, what about you? Just one day at sea.
- Well, what are you, but everything was in time.
Were you on the Eagle Rock? There were.
Did you ride the boat? We rode.
Have you seen the sea? Saw. What else do I want?
Now I'm going to the village
to rest with grandmother.
- Let me lend you money and you still stay.
- Good bye all the best.
Thank.
- He was a great guy. Well, where are you girls?
"On Mom."
- It's a pity, not on the way. Hey.
- Let's go home.
And then the rain begins.
- Indeed.
- And that the cookies are already over?
- I can not. I read, read,
but I don’t understand anything. Has gone somewhere.
The page is torn from you.
Who pulls out the pages? Well. - I do not know.
I found this at work.
Books are often left with us.
The rain is over.
It's a shame that you're leaving soon.
We haven't seen the fortress yet. Come on, huh?
- Where are your dances?
- White dance.
Ladies invite gentlemen. - I hate
these dances.
"Shall we stop?"
- Did you notice
that the orchestra is drunk? - Yes you? - Drunk, drunk.
I have been watching them for a long time. The one with the drum
grins all the way.
Or maybe he's having fun.
- What fun, have you read today's newspapers?
Nope, I haven't had time yet.
In the Amazon basin
- barbarously cut down the jungle. - So what?
- Otherwise, the climate will get warmer, the ice will melt,
everyone will be drowned, and do you see if we laugh and laugh.
We are all having fun.
What is your name? - Anya. - Nyura, it means, but me
Sanya. Listen, you're not with Ulan Ude for an hour?
- Not. - It's good.
- And I immediately noticed you. - Well yes.
- Yeah, you stood in that corner with this little thing.
Girlfriend or what? - Yeah. - That is the one I look,
all of you together yes together.
Next dance you dance with me again.
- Meet, please. - Sanya.
- Marina.
- All you stand.
- What? - Nobody takes what?
- Why doesn't it take? “I don’t want to.
- Than to run on dances,
it would be better if I graduated from a vocational school.
After all, the state needs versatile trained personnel.
- Listen, that you are attached to me?
- Marin, wait, what are you doing. - Well, I got offended
a remark cannot be made. Any criticism
taken with hostility. No introspection.
- Well, why did you fall on her like that? - I'll cheer her up
wanted. Stands gloomy.
Let's Dance.
It pours, which means climate.
Everywhere the beaches are complete without care.
But nothing, they will come home to sing. Monthly plan, quarterly.
Annual. And what is your occupation?
- In trade. - Complex industry, and by whom?
Commodity specialist.
Look, my brother's wife is also a merchant.
Good profession. - Oh, how beautiful it is here.
- Yes, we can do it whenever they want.
- And over there is my hotel. Can we come in?
- No, what are you. - Yes, we are not for long.
Purely symbolic. - Yes, I have to go.
- And it's my birthday today.
- True? - Honestly.
Maybe one is so boring to celebrate.
I invite you to your birthday.
- Well let's go.
- And what about 2, 20 no sausages? - It's over.
- Let's go for 2.90.
- How many? - Hang 150 grams. Okay
200 and more bread.
- Why are you girl cutting such chunks?
- You take it, cut it yourself.
Let's hurry.
They don't ask you.
In meetings of you
words cannot be pulled out with ticks.
And in the buffet we are all Cicero.
- Nyurok.
Hungry? Midnight is already approaching, but Herman is still gone.
"Come for us, Nyurok."
- Well, let's.
- We ate, and after. Taking a break is the enemy of fun.
“Oh no, that's enough for me. - Also correct.
- Something shows through here.
Otherwise you'll get a sheet, Nyurok.
- Let's turn it off.
Let's talk normally. - Let's.
- Good.
In cramped quarters, but no offense. - It's too much.
- Then one more.
This champagne is over. - Yes, I don't want to.
- But this is also good wine.
- Let's go for space, Nyurok? - What?
- And this is very important.
Maybe you are embarrassed to drink in the light?
So we'll turn it off now.
- No, it is not necessary, I will drink like that.
- Clever, right again.
- To the bottom.
Okay.
- I have something so dizzy.
I just became drunk.
- And you lie down, Nyurok. When will I get drunk
lie down and take it off like a hand.
- No need, why is that?
- As you want.
And I'll lie down.
- It's funny somehow.
You now look like one prisoner.
- You this, choose the expression that.
- No, he's good. Good.
Cheerful, still kind.
They built a bridge at that time.
And I was still 7 years old,
and everyone went to watch.
Here, and he once says:
girl I say you want a little train
build? Well, just like the real one.
- Well, I went to him straight whole
month, probably every day.
I brought him bread, bacon, well, in general.
And this he tells me every day: well, everything,
wheels says ready
then he says the rails are ready there,
once says - everything.
Your locomotive is ready. Pick up tomorrow.
Oh, I didn't sleep all night.
In the morning, neither light nor dawn, I fly there.
And, I come, and this
nobody there. They built a bridge and left.
I look at the cars running. - My poor you.
Buy it. I saw in the children's world in Moscow.
- But what is he to me now? - Close your eyes.
- What for? - Close, close.
- What for?
- Open it. - Oh, what is it?
- Souvenir.
- You will put at home on a sideboard, you will remember the south.
I always go where I bring souvenirs.
And not from a kiosk.
And from a historical place. This one from the cliff
where the fanatical crowd dropped the beautiful ..
Ahamid.
- Beloved of Prince Khazbulat. - Exactly.
- What are you?
- That's always the case.
All my life I have had no luck
even the dreams are not the same.
Vaughn Mendeleev in a dream
I saw my periodic table.
Brother dreams that the motorcycle won.
And I’m some kind of crow,
then a subpoena.
And in love to me in general
things are not going my way.
- Yes? Well, nothing, nothing.
Still lucky.
- What are you, Nyurok? Do you think i
wanted to seduce you?
Well, which one is Don Juan?
I am a safety engineer.
I am already 36 years old. Nyurok,
I know the value of women. I see who you are.
I want to marry you, Nyurok.
- He, the engineer? Yes?
- Yes, he is interested in politics.
The state needs diversified educated people.
- Yes, in general, what are you?
I just wanted to cheer you up. - To cheer up?
- A witty.
He probably joked with the proposal too.
- Well, why was he joking? - Well, because.
Look at yourself and look at him.
What a groom he is. Fat, bald.
And imagines himself.
If he really was
extraordinary personality
Well, Balzac for example,
well, he was also fat,
and I would follow him to the ends of the world.
Or the Decembrists.
- You know me
never made an offer.
- So what?
Suggestions? Will do it again, a million times
will do. Not yet like him.
- How old are you?
- 23. And what does it matter?
- Hmm.
What are you?
- Really going to marry him?
- I do not know.
- The water was coming every minute.
Nothing seemed to stop
raging elements.
And at this critical moment,
engineer of the 6th SMU AER. Svintsov.
This is for me, Nyurok.
A daring thought came to mind.
And what if you let the bulldozers run on a ledge?
It's like that, Nyurok.
An hour later the tamed stream
was returned to its former course,
and the threat to the settlement of geologists was over.
Engineer Svintsov
awarded in the amount of a monthly salary.
My salary is 180. Plus the coefficient.
And waist.
And this is me in the 3rd grade.
I was then recognized as the best drummer.
And this is in the 6th.
After winning the cross.
And this
no, it's not me.
Who is this? Brother or what? No, not a brother.
Oh, this is Bear.
Bear, Bear, where is your smile.
In Moscow now. In a responsible post.
Invites to her,
with all the ensuing consequences.
I understand, of course, Nyurok,
that deep down
you would rather be married to a metropolitan.
But you must understand my credo too,
I'm not a flyer. I will not leave my team.
My brother says to me
I would live in Moscow like rolling cheese in butter,
and who are you in this Giordano Bruno?
With its adherence to principles.
Do you know, Nyurok?
I sometimes think
what if I was
in place of Giordano Bruno?
Would I deny that the earth is round?
Or would rather a well-fed calm life
burning at the stake?
What do you think, huh?
Nyurok?
- Sanya,
why did you decide to marry me?
- Your eyes are like 2 mists
like 2 throws, from the dark. Which way.
What a deception did you sneak into the 20th century.
Nyurok,
marry me?
- You see ...
“Maybe you don’t like my mustache?”
I am now.
I am now.
- Will you order more?
Then let's pay off.
3,40.
You know, I only have 2 rubles with me,
but I live close and ...
- Ate, drunk, and who will pay?
- Nyurok,
here I am.
Cheer up, girls. The liner is waiting.
What is this with us?
This is our champagne. - We see that it is not beer. What kind of champagne?
- Semi-sweet.
- This chocolate is good too.
- 10, 40. We will not become poor. Walk like that.
Here you go, Marinulkin.
For the fond memory of friends, comrades.
- What do you. Do not. - Take it, take it.
You are a good man.
Aboard. This is with me.
- Oh, class. - First grade.
Now we will beat off the telegram to bratelnik, let him know
our.
- I am on board the "Admiral Nakhimov",
I follow the course of the port of Novorossiysk.
- Your brother Sanya. So? - So-so.
And from there by plane to their native land.
To Ulan Ude.
Nyurok, do you want to tap the telegram?
- No no. - He's over there, wait.
Oops. - Well, what about Nyurok? Take to the left.
- Yes, he's gone already.
- No, there he is. - Oops, I got it.
- Yes Yes.
- what you are spectacular.
Behind you an eye and an eye. Well nothing,
we will arrive in Ulan Ude and immediately to the registry office.
- I want champagne.
- Well, Nyurok,
you pleasantly surprise me today.
Let me bring mine, they probably don't have a semi-sweet one. Wait a minute.
- How is he? - Nothing.
- He is so cheerful, energetic.
- Not greedy, right?
- Attention, after 20 minutes
motor ship "Admiral Nakhimov"
move away from the pier. Request to the mourners
leave the ship.
- Where's the exit here
- do not know? - I don’t know, I’m looking for it myself.
- Hello! - Oh hi!
- Are you sailing with us too?
- No, I just came in. And you?
- And I'm floating. And I'm getting married. - Well yes?
Congratulations. And where are you sailing?
- Tomorrow at 8 we will be in Novorossiysk.
- At 8 am in Novorossiysk tomorrow? Eh,
damn i would do yours
I'm sorry to leave the steamer, my vacation is over.
- It's a pity. - Deck crew take places
according to the mooring schedule. - Do you know where the exit is?
“I know, of course, over there.
Well, okay, happily, I went.
- Congratulations again. - Thank.
- I went. - What already?
- Happy.
This is not true.
I don't like to celebrate the New Year alone at all.
I hate it.
- For the information of the greeters, at 4 pm
30 minutes to the third berth
the ship arrives.
- Where have you gone? And I'm looking for you. Where is this one?
- Get out. - What? Already?
- I can not hear.
- Don't be upset, Nyurok.
We will visit her every year.
It's good to have your own man in the south.
And she can come to us too
for a week, another jump.
We will find a gray-winged eagle for her, too.
Bye, Marinok.
- 10 minutes are left before the departure of the "Admiral Nakhimov" motor ship.
- Figaro is here. Figaro is there.
Well, Nyurok. For our departure. And the champagne
open in the cabin.
- You know, I don't want something.
- Ah, Nyurok, how impressionable you are with me.
Well, you can't kill yourself because of your girlfriend.
As if you were deprived of the quarterly bonus.
Life goes on.
And life goes on.
- I'm not because of my girlfriend. - And because of what?
- So. The mood is something.
- It happens. It happens to everyone, Nyurok.
I have for this case
one fail-safe tool is available.
I start to wiggle my ears.
And after 5 minutes, the mood is again anywhere.
- How do you move?
- Ears. - Like this? - Silently.
- Let it flood. - He moves his ears.
- I'm also a magician. - Here are the people.
- Sits brains powders me here.
He wiggles his ears. A person cannot move his ears.
- We argue about anything. - For what?
- Yes, at least for three.
- Five. - Let's go for the top five. - Kolya.
Kolya. - Go for a walk. - Come on, come on.
- Now I will.
- San, San, don't, eh?
- Nothing Nyurok, count the five in our budget.
This is our family.
My brother is stirring, and my grandfather was still stirring.
- Well, yes, yes. Well, show me.
Well, we started.
Come on, come on.
From the artist. In gives. Well.
What are you?
- Don't bother.
- Yes, we agreed with ears, and you with eyebrows.
Come on with your ears, well. ABOUT.
Come on, come on. Here. - Lost form.
- I haven't moved for a long time. - Well, what are you?
- Let's face it off on our hands?
- Five. - Well, of course. - Come on.
- Your five cried. I'll get it back now.
Where are you going?
Nyurok?
Nyurok!
Nyurok!
- Raise the ladder.
- To give up mooring lines, tug.
- Hey, where are you going? Can't you see?
"Come back!" "Wait, wait!"
"Nyurok!"
Nyurok.
- It's good that the box was taken.
- Yes. - Great, Nur. - Hello.
- What did you go somewhere?
- On the sea. - The sea is good.
- Of course good. - It's better at home.
- Home is best.
- Hello, Nyurochka. - Hello.
- Come on, come on. Come on, come on like this.
- Hello Nyur. - Hello.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Hi. - Hello.
- Hello.
- Hi.
You forgot the stone.
And with the ears, I was joking.
Well I wanted to cheer you up.
- Disperse.
Are you blind or what?
- What are you ...
- Nyur. - What?
- There is no other? - Everything is on the hanger.
- So. Citizen. - Nyur. Ay. Here
tickets were distributed.
On "Motorcycle Racers". - Disperse. - I took 2.
Will you go? - What are you? Have you drunk something? AND? Well?
- Why drank it? I just invite you.
For a cultural show.
- Oh you. And the spectacle is primitive.
What's so gloomy?
M? - So. - So.
All because you get up all wrong.
- What?
- What? I say when the alarm goes off right away?
- What about you right away? - That's it.
Lie down and I'll show you. Well, lie down, lie down.
What are you afraid of? - People are watching. - Well, okay, no one is looking.
So.
The alarm clock rang. Stretch well.
What?
- Stretch as I should.
Stretch your legs so that the socks are visible.
Look at them carefully and say - good morning, legs.
M?
What are you, I do not understand.
And I read, they say it helps.
You will do it 3 times, the whole day is good.
Yah you. - Are you going on a date?
- Not on a date. - Oh, Poznyakova. - Yes
uncle aunt watching, meeting. Oh, don't be impudent.
- So interesting.
I once rode a boat with Magomimy himself.
Well, how about the sea? What sea?
"Oh. Nur.
- Great sea. - The sea, you know it
some kind of affectionate.
- And very warm. - Yes Yes.
And then, blue, blue. - Come on, shut up.
What really.
After all, we have vouchers until 22nd. - Yes, why did you come so early?
- Yes, that's all because of him.
I got drunk or something. The dolphin fell.
I spoiled such an interesting excursion. - Yes, no, I did not drink.
- What didn't you drink? - Didn't drink. And you know, Nyur,
guide
I told such interesting things about dolphins.
Here. They are very smart.
And it is even possible, he says, they
talk, but we do not understand them.
I watch alone
I stuck my face out of the water and it seemed to me something
wants to say.
He wants to say. - Does he really want to say so?
- Yes Yes. But I don't hear, because they yell
around. And I bent down to him to
hear. Slipped and fell.
- You slip from me.
Just let me get home.
You know
left from such beauty, I just can't say.
Around flowers, palms. And all that smelly.
And there are some other people, you know, the sun either influences them.
maybe not so direct and polite,
courteous.
He even gave me flowers once. - Two.
- Two, two.
- Hello.
- What is this?
- Victor, he was recently transferred to us.
- What an interesting one. - Eagle. - And not married?
- Single. - He looks after you or what?
- So.
- Well, very suitable right?
- Yes. - Suitable candidate.
- Yeah. “Don’t choose.
- Come out. - You're getting out. - What a guy, an eagle.
- Here. Potatoes.
Why don't you try the salad? - I'm going to try now.
- And the sausages. - It's my fault.
- I cooked it myself. - Now, I'll put it.
- Oh, I have the pie.
- Oh, troublemaker. And he sews like.
- Why don't you, Pyotr Timofeevich, drink at all?
- Quite quite. - Wow.
Lucky you and your husband. - Lucky, lucky.
- And what about you?
- Are you fond of? - No, what are you.
So on holidays. Well, sometimes at lunchtime.
For appetite.
- Maybe I should try, eh?
And then recently,
you know, no appetite at all.
- Try, try.
- No, I don't want to.
- I beg. - What a handsome man.
- It's a work of art. - Itself baked.
- And he sews like. - And what about Victor?
- You weren't married? - In no case.
- What are you?
- Well, what, what? A prominent man in a good position.
And he probably earns
- enough. - Enough.
- Well, then, the character is not decisive. - No, I have a character - wow!
If anyone is to me
like it - write, it's gone. Right there in the registry office.
And krants.
True, I'm not in a hurry with these.
It is not so easy to choose for yourself
real fighting
girlfriend.
Yes, I understand you very well.
Marriage is such a big deal.
I'm in no hurry to get married either.
- In, yes, yes? Look.
30 years
girl, no one takes. And she's in no hurry
not cn ... What are you doing? - You should have a drink, Petya.
And then you sit sober as an owl.
- What?
I can do that. - And I propose a toast.
- Nyura. Oh. Yes, you have guests.
Hello everyone.
- Oh, who came to us. Get to know.
This is Victor.
- This is my friend Raisa. - Very nice.
- Mutually. - Victor.
Nyura, I will come to you for patterns.
And I have to run.
- Have a drink. Try the pie. And then,
Raisa will sing for us.
She is wonderful singing and playing guitar. - Oh, how she sings. And he sews.
- It's curious to listen.
- Well, we had a lot of fun.
- Well, what are you. - No no no.
From the heart. Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
- You know, but I think
found his fighting girlfriend.
- Bitter. - Bitter. - Bitter. Bitterly.
Bitterly.
- In the Urals, 18-20 degrees. Rains in places.
And Western Siberia 15-18 rains. At the resorts
Black Sea coast
Caucasus - sunny, no precipitation, 24
29 degrees. Water temperature +22.
- Well, Gustav Ivanovich.
- Well, do you understand what you are talking about? - Oh please.
- What are you talking about. It's the end of the block.
One you understand got married. Another in
maternity leave is gone.
Well, I will never go to the sea.
- Well, then with whom to carry out the plan?
- Disperse. - With Maria Mukhina?
- Poznyakov, where are they?
- Whom?
- Whom whom? Sheepskin coats.
- Wait, wait a minute.
- Well, summer is outside, and they
sheepskin coats were sent.
- Well, who will only buy them.
- Well, Gustav Ivanovich.
Oh please. But this is how I need it.
- Well, what have you not seen on this sea?
You succeeded, I still understand
you would be going to Samarkand. Or to Bukhara.
Do you watch the travel movie club?
- Look. - Yes.
I want to go there myself for a long time. - Well, I'm just dreaming.
- Go. - I want to go to the sea.
- Oh, okay, what's with you, what's without you, it's still a plan
not doable. Drive. I give you 10 days.
- At my own expense. - Thank!
- Come on, come on soon.
- Thank. Oh, you know. - Sit down.
I got on the wrong bus and he got me completely.
Rather.
- I took it to the other side.
- Is your head spinning?
- Well no. - Well, then full speed ahead.
- There he is. Now I am his. Now. Come on.
- You need to overtake this? - What do you think
do we do half a day? - I'll do it now, I say.
At the bend. - Come on. - Hurry up.
Faster.
Well, 3 turns have already been done, and you ... - 123.
- Well, add more. - Now.
- Let's take it to the left, here to the left.
- I'll do it now.
I'll do it on a straight line.
- Come on. - So!
- Well, add a little.
- Come on, come on, come on. - Now. - Hooray!
- Outrun.
- Great. - Well done. - And now over there
I will make a refrigerator. - Come on. - Well.
- Oh.
“Oh, you're very lucky. - Why?
- Well, whoever found such a stone will come true the most cherished wish.
- Want to? - No, you have to find it yourself.
- I beg.
- Are you always like this? - What kind? - Well, they are.
- Nope.
- Only by the sea.
- Unfortunately.
- Well? Go?
- And I think I'll stay here. - Come on.
- Hey, what's your name? - Misha, what about you?
- Sergei. - Aren't you ...? - Anya.
- Goodbye, Anya.
- Bye Misha. - Happy.
- Well, goodbye, thank you very much.
- Hello. - Happy.
- When will there be seats? - I do not know.
- And in the evening?
- Hard to say. - And if you come late in the evening, will they?
- Come in, maybe they will. - Thank.
Take my suitcase, huh?
- For a long time? - Until the evening.
I will live here with you.
- Good afternoon, what will you order?
- Coffee and ice cream.
- Coffee with liqueur, cognac? - With liquor.
- You are welcome. - Thank you, you forgot the liquor.
- The liquor is here. “There's coffee here. - With liquor.
- I will not interfere?
- No, you won't.
- Good day. - Coffee please.
- With liquor, with brandy?
- No liquor, no brandy and no sugar.
- We don't do it without sugar. - Do you?
- Let's try.
- The sea is calm here.
- Yes.
- And it was stormy in the Baltic.
- Strongly?
- Fairly.
- You are not from Riga, by any chance?
- I AM? Not. - It's strange.
For some reason it seemed to me that you are from Riga.
- Why?
- Well, you look amazingly like a woman from Riga.
- True? - Seriously.
- No, well. The place, of course, where I live is not
as beautiful as Riga, but also not without
attractiveness.
- What is it called?
- Well, the title won't tell you anything.
- Well, suddenly. - Povarikhino. - Povarikhino?
Povarikhino. Povarikhino, now Povarikhino.
Somewhere in France, right? - Well, you are a joker.
- Yes, I generally have no right to be wrong.
- Why is this? - The profession does not allow.
- Well, what kind of profession is this?
If it's not a secret, of course.
- Secret is not the right word.
This is a state secret.
- You are welcome. - Thank.
- I am a pirate. Professional robber.
- Okay. - Why okay? Yes.
Did you want a handbag? You are welcome.
- I only rob men, so don't be afraid.
And I invite beautiful women to
a restaurant. I'm going to invite you.
- Well, I don't go with strangers.
- Why strangers?
We will now meet you. My name is
Valentine, what about you? - Anna. "Anna?"
The beautiful name is Anna.
Well, Anna is in your hands.
Just keep in mind, I haven't eaten anything since morning.
- What is true or what? - Absolutely.
- You're kidding. - Not. Let's go? - Well, somehow ...
And in general, I hardly know you.
Well, think about it, you don't know, I'll tell you everything about myself.
In detail.
- I need to change. - I'll wait for you.
- Well, do you ever get serious?
- Only when I hand over the card. - Well, here you are again.
Well, it's true, we have known each other for 2 hours, but I don't know anything about you.
- What would you like to know, Anechka? - Well, how, well, who are you.
What do you do? Put it here.
So be it. Be so kind as not to put anyone with us, please.
Good.
- So be it and say.
I am a professional sharper. Card sharper.
- Well, here you go again, kidding. - Well, nobody believes.
And if I call you something
an operetta artist, everyone believes.
- True, you look like an artist.
- I am an artist.
“I’ll find out about you all the same.
- You are lovely, Anechka.
- Valentine, tell me, why
then in the cafe you came up to me?
- I told you. - No, they didn't.
- No, he said. - No, they didn't.
- I told you - I'm a card sharper.
Lost in the morning
but I really want to eat.
So I decided to have dinner with you, Anya.
- At my expense? - Well yes. - It turns out like this.
- Witty. - I would not say.
- Let's go drink coffee?
- Yes, probably enough.
- Well, I still do not know where I will be tonight.
- Yes?
- Happy to you.
- Comrade, what are you leaving?
Thank you for your service.
And pay?
- The wife will pay off, she stays.
- With you 47, 50. The husband said that you will pay.
- How many? - Hotel Moscow.
No vacant tables.
- No no.
- In the morning a man told me to come in in the evening.
He promised me.
- So contact him.
- When will he be? - In a month.
He went on vacation.
- Hello, Aunt Klava, can you hear me?
It's me, I'm from the sea, everything is fine.
Sea? The sea is warm and transparent.
Good.
Aunt Klava, aunt Klava, hello.
Aunt Klava, I have a request for you.
You can't send me, can you? Rubles 50.
No, it's okay. I just have a suite.
I have lunch and dinner at the restaurant.
Yes, we got a girl here, girl
time is up.
Girl, can I sit with you? Until morning.
- We're closing.
- Excuse me. - You have a suite.
- Here's a clamshell,
but want to lie down on the couch.
- Thank.
I'm sorry,
how much will it cost? - Yes, not how many.
- You know I'm somehow uncomfortable.
- Well, let's have some tea and go to bed.
- Thank.
- Sit down.
- And you live here alone, right?
- Alone, earlier with my aunt
lived, and then my aunt got married. At 40.
- Yes? - You sit down. - Thank.
- Here, but this room remained for me.
And the roof.
- Roof.
- Not this roof, there is a roof under the window.
- I sunbathe there. - I have the same,
in the room.
- And what is generally good to live in the south? Yes?
- What's good then? The people are full.
I only rest here.
You know, I even celebrate holidays alone.
Even the New Year.
I like to celebrate the New Year alone.
Nobody believes me, but I love
meet the New Year alone.
- Why doesn't anyone believe that? And I believe.
I also meet the New Year alone.
They even invite me to visit, but I do not go.
What do I say I will go? I'm better at home
I'll sit and watch TV. It's true?
- Have you been married? - Nope. - Do you want?
But I could get married 100 times,
but I do not want. Who should you marry?
The men and everyone moved.
- What about children?
- And now there are such pills, you drink and give birth.
- Wow.
- You want a boy, but you want a girl.
- Great, huh? And over there, see? Come on.
See? This is an eagle rock. - Girls.
Are you so sad?
Girl, where are you going? Wait for us at the top.
- Oh, look it falls out now.
- Such do not fall out. And I don't understand at all what kind of manner this is
meets on the go.
How does one meet?
- I don’t know, but I don’t go.
We will wait for them, of course. Haha.
Legend from the Eagle Rock
fanatical crowd
threw off the beautiful Ahamida.
- Whom? - Ahamidu - beloved
legendary Khazbulat.
- I do not know who Khazbulat is.
- Down with Khazbulat. - AND.
- Well, and then Khazbulat
committed suicide. Throwing herself into the gorge.
- Yes. - Girls,
here we are.
- Here are attached.
- Let's go?
- And we didn't even hope. - Thank you for waiting.
Well,
let's introduce ourselves. My name is Anton.
Like the great writer Chekhov.
And this is my friend the merry fellow Kostya. - Kostya.
- Lena, Natasha. - Very nice.
- Kostya, tell me something funny.
- So why am I?
- Come on, something. You know, he knows so many anecdotes.
"About the cowboy?" "About the cowboy."
- This please. - You will carry it with yourself, eh?
Girls, take with you.
- Well, Turlin, let it go, eh. - I can't, I have an order,
only vacationers. - Well, Turlin, this is my friend.
- I miss. Come on in.
- You wait for me here, I'll be right there.
- Your pass, please come in.
- Come on in. Skip.
- Girl, take it with you. Oh listen, take it with you.
- And what's in there?
- Listen, is there a sea? - Sea Sea.
"I'm sorry."
- Hello. - Where are you going? Do not bother
people! It is said that it is impossible. What kind of people?
Get away.
Listen, how are you talking to a girl?
- Climbs.
- Take it and let it go. - She has no book.
Move away. Come on in. - How did you miss me, huh?
- What are you not a vacationer. - Of course, not a vacationer.
- Leave the area immediately. - Do you know what's the matter?
- I arrived today. I have not seen the sea.
- Did you want to go on holiday? - What holiday?
- Your sleeve is dirty. - What is their holiday? - Neptune.
- Also a holiday for me. I need your holiday. If I want
I'll arrange such a holiday myself. AND? Go.
- Where? Where am I.
- Go. Well, what are you standing there? Go.
- I'm not one.
There is enough space for everyone.
That's right, we spat on them from the 5th floor.
Go.
- Oh, it will fall. - It climbs well. - Don't fall!
- Hold on.
- And you said Neptune. - Well, what a comparison, right?
- We're going well. - Oh, look,
there is Eagle Rock. - Where? - Over there. - Will you get there?
- There are 4 of us, we will go right in
look and go back.
- Well, what does it cost you? - I can not,
dangerous. - Yes, we have a holiday today.
- It's still dangerous.
- Well. - Wait wait.
- And then Khazbulat
I feel that I cannot live without my beloved
decided to commit suicide,
and threw himself off this cliff. Into a deep gorge.
- Well done, a.
- We are standing well. A photo for memory.
- Oh, that would be to ride a steamer.
- Of course it's true?
- Well, really, I don't understand, well, why all this?
What is a millionaire or what? - Why a millionaire?
I am an engineer.
I’m saying that this is the first time I came to the sea to have a rest.
Well, what waste money?
- Once we live.
- Why don't you play?
- Tired, dear.
- Come again.
- Dear, one ticket to Akhachuli, please.
- Soft?
- What did you say? - In a soft carriage?
- No, in general.
- In general, no, there is in the compartment.
You have another 80 ruble.
- In the compartment. - Do you take the bed? - Bed?
No bed needed. I love to read on the train.
Write. Akhachuri, st. 26 commissars, 26.
- If you don't come, I will be offended.
I will definitely come.
- Anzur, what about you? Just one day at sea.
- Well, what are you, but everything was in time.
Were you on the Eagle Rock? There were.
Did you ride the boat? We rode.
Have you seen the sea? Saw. What else do I want?
Now I'm going to the village
to rest with grandmother.
- Let me lend you money and you still stay.
- Good bye all the best.
Thank.
- He was a great guy. Well, where are you girls?
"On Mom."
- It's a pity, not on the way. Hey.
- Let's go home.
And then the rain begins.
- Indeed.
- And that the cookies are already over?
- I can not. I read, read,
but I don’t understand anything. Has gone somewhere.
The page is torn from you.
Who pulls out the pages? Well. - I do not know.
I found this at work.
Books are often left with us.
The rain is over.
It's a shame that you're leaving soon.
We haven't seen the fortress yet. Come on, huh?
- Where are your dances?
- White dance.
Ladies invite gentlemen. - I hate
these dances.
"Shall we stop?"
- Did you notice
that the orchestra is drunk? - Yes you? - Drunk, drunk.
I have been watching them for a long time. The one with the drum
grins all the way.
Or maybe he's having fun.
- What fun, have you read today's newspapers?
Nope, I haven't had time yet.
In the Amazon basin
- barbarously cut down the jungle. - So what?
- Otherwise, the climate will get warmer, the ice will melt,
everyone will be drowned, and do you see if we laugh and laugh.
We are all having fun.
What is your name? - Anya. - Nyura, it means, but me
Sanya. Listen, you're not with Ulan Ude for an hour?
- Not. - It's good.
- And I immediately noticed you. - Well yes.
- Yeah, you stood in that corner with this little thing.
Girlfriend or what? - Yeah. - That is the one I look,
all of you together yes together.
Next dance you dance with me again.
- Meet, please. - Sanya.
- Marina.
- All you stand.
- What? - Nobody takes what?
- Why doesn't it take? “I don’t want to.
- Than to run on dances,
it would be better if I graduated from a vocational school.
After all, the state needs versatile trained personnel.
- Listen, that you are attached to me?
- Marin, wait, what are you doing. - Well, I got offended
a remark cannot be made. Any criticism
taken with hostility. No introspection.
- Well, why did you fall on her like that? - I'll cheer her up
wanted. Stands gloomy.
Let's Dance.
It pours, which means climate.
Everywhere the beaches are complete without care.
But nothing, they will come home to sing. Monthly plan, quarterly.
Annual. And what is your occupation?
- In trade. - Complex industry, and by whom?
Commodity specialist.
Look, my brother's wife is also a merchant.
Good profession. - Oh, how beautiful it is here.
- Yes, we can do it whenever they want.
- And over there is my hotel. Can we come in?
- No, what are you. - Yes, we are not for long.
Purely symbolic. - Yes, I have to go.
- And it's my birthday today.
- True? - Honestly.
Maybe one is so boring to celebrate.
I invite you to your birthday.
- Well let's go.
- And what about 2, 20 no sausages? - It's over.
- Let's go for 2.90.
- How many? - Hang 150 grams. Okay
200 and more bread.
- Why are you girl cutting such chunks?
- You take it, cut it yourself.
Let's hurry.
They don't ask you.
In meetings of you
words cannot be pulled out with ticks.
And in the buffet we are all Cicero.
- Nyurok.
Hungry? Midnight is already approaching, but Herman is still gone.
"Come for us, Nyurok."
- Well, let's.
- We ate, and after. Taking a break is the enemy of fun.
“Oh no, that's enough for me. - Also correct.
- Something shows through here.
Otherwise you'll get a sheet, Nyurok.
- Let's turn it off.
Let's talk normally. - Let's.
- Good.
In cramped quarters, but no offense. - It's too much.
- Then one more.
This champagne is over. - Yes, I don't want to.
- But this is also good wine.
- Let's go for space, Nyurok? - What?
- And this is very important.
Maybe you are embarrassed to drink in the light?
So we'll turn it off now.
- No, it is not necessary, I will drink like that.
- Clever, right again.
- To the bottom.
Okay.
- I have something so dizzy.
I just became drunk.
- And you lie down, Nyurok. When will I get drunk
lie down and take it off like a hand.
- No need, why is that?
- As you want.
And I'll lie down.
- It's funny somehow.
You now look like one prisoner.
- You this, choose the expression that.
- No, he's good. Good.
Cheerful, still kind.
They built a bridge at that time.
And I was still 7 years old,
and everyone went to watch.
Here, and he once says:
girl I say you want a little train
build? Well, just like the real one.
- Well, I went to him straight whole
month, probably every day.
I brought him bread, bacon, well, in general.
And this he tells me every day: well, everything,
wheels says ready
then he says the rails are ready there,
once says - everything.
Your locomotive is ready. Pick up tomorrow.
Oh, I didn't sleep all night.
In the morning, neither light nor dawn, I fly there.
And, I come, and this
nobody there. They built a bridge and left.
I look at the cars running. - My poor you.
Buy it. I saw in the children's world in Moscow.
- But what is he to me now? - Close your eyes.
- What for? - Close, close.
- What for?
- Open it. - Oh, what is it?
- Souvenir.
- You will put at home on a sideboard, you will remember the south.
I always go where I bring souvenirs.
And not from a kiosk.
And from a historical place. This one from the cliff
where the fanatical crowd dropped the beautiful ..
Ahamid.
- Beloved of Prince Khazbulat. - Exactly.
- What are you?
- That's always the case.
All my life I have had no luck
even the dreams are not the same.
Vaughn Mendeleev in a dream
I saw my periodic table.
Brother dreams that the motorcycle won.
And I’m some kind of crow,
then a subpoena.
And in love to me in general
things are not going my way.
- Yes? Well, nothing, nothing.
Still lucky.
- What are you, Nyurok? Do you think i
wanted to seduce you?
Well, which one is Don Juan?
I am a safety engineer.
I am already 36 years old. Nyurok,
I know the value of women. I see who you are.
I want to marry you, Nyurok.
- He, the engineer? Yes?
- Yes, he is interested in politics.
The state needs diversified educated people.
- Yes, in general, what are you?
I just wanted to cheer you up. - To cheer up?
- A witty.
He probably joked with the proposal too.
- Well, why was he joking? - Well, because.
Look at yourself and look at him.
What a groom he is. Fat, bald.
And imagines himself.
If he really was
extraordinary personality
Well, Balzac for example,
well, he was also fat,
and I would follow him to the ends of the world.
Or the Decembrists.
- You know me
never made an offer.
- So what?
Suggestions? Will do it again, a million times
will do. Not yet like him.
- How old are you?
- 23. And what does it matter?
- Hmm.
What are you?
- Really going to marry him?
- I do not know.
- The water was coming every minute.
Nothing seemed to stop
raging elements.
And at this critical moment,
engineer of the 6th SMU AER. Svintsov.
This is for me, Nyurok.
A daring thought came to mind.
And what if you let the bulldozers run on a ledge?
It's like that, Nyurok.
An hour later the tamed stream
was returned to its former course,
and the threat to the settlement of geologists was over.
Engineer Svintsov
awarded in the amount of a monthly salary.
My salary is 180. Plus the coefficient.
And waist.
And this is me in the 3rd grade.
I was then recognized as the best drummer.
And this is in the 6th.
After winning the cross.
And this
no, it's not me.
Who is this? Brother or what? No, not a brother.
Oh, this is Bear.
Bear, Bear, where is your smile.
In Moscow now. In a responsible post.
Invites to her,
with all the ensuing consequences.
I understand, of course, Nyurok,
that deep down
you would rather be married to a metropolitan.
But you must understand my credo too,
I'm not a flyer. I will not leave my team.
My brother says to me
I would live in Moscow like rolling cheese in butter,
and who are you in this Giordano Bruno?
With its adherence to principles.
Do you know, Nyurok?
I sometimes think
what if I was
in place of Giordano Bruno?
Would I deny that the earth is round?
Or would rather a well-fed calm life
burning at the stake?
What do you think, huh?
Nyurok?
- Sanya,
why did you decide to marry me?
- Your eyes are like 2 mists
like 2 throws, from the dark. Which way.
What a deception did you sneak into the 20th century.
Nyurok,
marry me?
- You see ...
“Maybe you don’t like my mustache?”
I am now.
I am now.
- Will you order more?
Then let's pay off.
3,40.
You know, I only have 2 rubles with me,
but I live close and ...
- Ate, drunk, and who will pay?
- Nyurok,
here I am.
Cheer up, girls. The liner is waiting.
What is this with us?
This is our champagne. - We see that it is not beer. What kind of champagne?
- Semi-sweet.
- This chocolate is good too.
- 10, 40. We will not become poor. Walk like that.
Here you go, Marinulkin.
For the fond memory of friends, comrades.
- What do you. Do not. - Take it, take it.
You are a good man.
Aboard. This is with me.
- Oh, class. - First grade.
Now we will beat off the telegram to bratelnik, let him know
our.
- I am on board the "Admiral Nakhimov",
I follow the course of the port of Novorossiysk.
- Your brother Sanya. So? - So-so.
And from there by plane to their native land.
To Ulan Ude.
Nyurok, do you want to tap the telegram?
- No no. - He's over there, wait.
Oops. - Well, what about Nyurok? Take to the left.
- Yes, he's gone already.
- No, there he is. - Oops, I got it.
- Yes Yes.
- what you are spectacular.
Behind you an eye and an eye. Well nothing,
we will arrive in Ulan Ude and immediately to the registry office.
- I want champagne.
- Well, Nyurok,
you pleasantly surprise me today.
Let me bring mine, they probably don't have a semi-sweet one. Wait a minute.
- How is he? - Nothing.
- He is so cheerful, energetic.
- Not greedy, right?
- Attention, after 20 minutes
motor ship "Admiral Nakhimov"
move away from the pier. Request to the mourners
leave the ship.
- Where's the exit here
- do not know? - I don’t know, I’m looking for it myself.
- Hello! - Oh hi!
- Are you sailing with us too?
- No, I just came in. And you?
- And I'm floating. And I'm getting married. - Well yes?
Congratulations. And where are you sailing?
- Tomorrow at 8 we will be in Novorossiysk.
- At 8 am in Novorossiysk tomorrow? Eh,
damn i would do yours
I'm sorry to leave the steamer, my vacation is over.
- It's a pity. - Deck crew take places
according to the mooring schedule. - Do you know where the exit is?
“I know, of course, over there.
Well, okay, happily, I went.
- Congratulations again. - Thank.
- I went. - What already?
- Happy.
This is not true.
I don't like to celebrate the New Year alone at all.
I hate it.
- For the information of the greeters, at 4 pm
30 minutes to the third berth
the ship arrives.
- Where have you gone? And I'm looking for you. Where is this one?
- Get out. - What? Already?
- I can not hear.
- Don't be upset, Nyurok.
We will visit her every year.
It's good to have your own man in the south.
And she can come to us too
for a week, another jump.
We will find a gray-winged eagle for her, too.
Bye, Marinok.
- 10 minutes are left before the departure of the "Admiral Nakhimov" motor ship.
- Figaro is here. Figaro is there.
Well, Nyurok. For our departure. And the champagne
open in the cabin.
- You know, I don't want something.
- Ah, Nyurok, how impressionable you are with me.
Well, you can't kill yourself because of your girlfriend.
As if you were deprived of the quarterly bonus.
Life goes on.
And life goes on.
- I'm not because of my girlfriend. - And because of what?
- So. The mood is something.
- It happens. It happens to everyone, Nyurok.
I have for this case
one fail-safe tool is available.
I start to wiggle my ears.
And after 5 minutes, the mood is again anywhere.
- How do you move?
- Ears. - Like this? - Silently.
- Let it flood. - He moves his ears.
- I'm also a magician. - Here are the people.
- Sits brains powders me here.
He wiggles his ears. A person cannot move his ears.
- We argue about anything. - For what?
- Yes, at least for three.
- Five. - Let's go for the top five. - Kolya.
Kolya. - Go for a walk. - Come on, come on.
- Now I will.
- San, San, don't, eh?
- Nothing Nyurok, count the five in our budget.
This is our family.
My brother is stirring, and my grandfather was still stirring.
- Well, yes, yes. Well, show me.
Well, we started.
Come on, come on.
From the artist. In gives. Well.
What are you?
- Don't bother.
- Yes, we agreed with ears, and you with eyebrows.
Come on with your ears, well. ABOUT.
Come on, come on. Here. - Lost form.
- I haven't moved for a long time. - Well, what are you?
- Let's face it off on our hands?
- Five. - Well, of course. - Come on.
- Your five cried. I'll get it back now.
Where are you going?
Nyurok?
Nyurok!
Nyurok!
- Raise the ladder.
- To give up mooring lines, tug.
- Hey, where are you going? Can't you see?
"Come back!" "Wait, wait!"
"Nyurok!"
Nyurok.
- It's good that the box was taken.
- Yes. - Great, Nur. - Hello.
- What did you go somewhere?
- On the sea. - The sea is good.
- Of course good. - It's better at home.
- Home is best.
- Hello, Nyurochka. - Hello.
- Come on, come on. Come on, come on like this.
- Hello Nyur. - Hello.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Hi. - Hello.
- Hello.
- Hi.
You forgot the stone.
And with the ears, I was joking.
Well I wanted to cheer you up.