Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island (1983) - full transcript
Daffy Duck and Speedy Gonzales find a treasure map that leads them to a wishing well, which for a penny will grant any wish (through old cartoon footage). Daffy sets up a resort around the well and various Looney Tunes characters have their dreams come true. Meanwhile, Yosemite Sam and the Tasmanian Devil hunt for the varmints who stole their treasure map!
Look, boss.
De plane! De plane!
Coconut salad.
Puree of coconut.
Coconut soup.
Mixed coconut.
And prime coconut roast.
Hey, boss, you forgot something.
You forgetting the dessert.
Oh, I hate coconuts!
I can't stand coconuts!
We've been on this island
for months.
There's nothing on it
but a coconut tree.
I'll go nuts if I'm on
this place another minute!
Hey, boss.
It's a minute already.
It is? Wow!
Ooh ho ho ho!
Ooh hee hee hee!
Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo hoo!
Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo hoo!
Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! Hoo!
Look, Daffy.
Two sheeps.
Two sheeps!
We are saved!
We are saved!
Two sheeps?
Two sheeps?
Goody! Goody! Goody!
Now we can have lamb chops.
Oh, boy! Leg of lamb!
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
No, it's sheeps!
It's sheeps!
Like on the water.
Sheeps!
We're saved!
We're saved!
Ship ahoy!
Iarriba, arriba!
Hey, sheeps! Here we are!
Here we are!
Ee-ha! Ee-ha!
Ee-ha! Ee-ha!
Ships ahoy there!
Over here!
Look! Over here
on the beach.
Ship ahoy!
Surrender!
Ahoy there!
Surrender, rabbit!
I've got you outnumbered
one to one!
Surrender? Never heard
of the word.
You'll have to try
to take the ship.
Now, he should
know better than that.
Blast you, rabbit!
Two can play that game.
Look this way, on the beach!
Ahoy! Ahoy!
What's the matter with you guys…
you blind?
This way!
Ahoy there!
Come on, you guys,
stop horsing around
and rescue us!
Prepare to defend
yourself, rabbit,
'cause I'm a-boarding your ship.
Charge!
Retreat!
S-e-s!
S-e-s!
That's s-o-s, you jerk.
O.k., s-o-s,
whatever.
S-o-s! S-o-s!
Avast, you bad-tempered,
snaggle-toothed varmint!
Get on deck
and load this Cannon!
Arrghh!
Cut out the army talk.
We're in the Navy.
Set her down.
Set her down here.
Ooh!
I'll shiver his timbers,
and I'll batten his hatch
and keelhaul his scuppers.
Now, you long-eared critter,
I'm a-gonna make you pay…
Oh, no!
You doggone idiot galoot!
You'll blow the ship
to smithereenies.
And if you does that once more,
I ain't a-going after it.
Oh, no!
Hey, look, boss.
One ship, she blow his top.
It's the fallout!
Scram!
Hey!
Oof! Ooh!
Watch yourself.
You're liable to get squashed.
Holy frijoles.
You squashed, boss?
Methinks I've found a map.
It's a treasure map.
Oh, dame fortune slugged me.
I'm rich!
Mmm…
I'm wealthy!
Hoo hee!
Hoo hoo hoo!
I'm fabulously well heeled.
Hoo hoo hoo!
I'm comfortably well off.
Hoo hoo! Ha ha!
No more coconuts.
Mrs. Mallard's little
boy is now a rich duck.
Ho ho! Hoo!
I'll make a wonderful
capitalist.
Oh, boy.
Boss, we going to find treasure?
We'll find that treasure
if you've got to dig up
this whole island.
Let's get started.
How come I always get stuck
on the end of the shovel
with no gold on it?
Rackin'-frackin' rabbit.
I'd like to stretch him
on a rackin'-brackin'-
frackin' rack.
Row faster,
you snaggle-toothed varmint,
or I'll batten down
your barnacles.
Slow down, you swab!
You're going to capsize us!
Slow down! Slow down!
Slow down!
Arrgh.
Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey!
Ohh, just for that,
I'm a-gonna slice your hawser.
Arrgh.
Great thunderation!
My treasure map's gone!
Some sneakin' swab's run
off with my treasure map.
Ooh, I'll keelhaul
the swab that done it.
Oh, what be this?
Aha!
Looks like the one who's done
it is wearing black feathers.
Come on, you mangy wharf rat.
I got me a clue.
Let's see, now.
This map says turn left
at the swamp.
I don't see any swamp.
Perhaps this sign will help.
"Danger…
"Quick… sand…
Swamp"!
Well, don't just stand there.
Turn left!
There's feather-bearing
critters in thar.
Now, get in there
and see if those critters
are wearing black feathers.
Oh, you stupid swab.
There ain't
a black feather among them,
and you may lay to that.
I keeps telling you,
cut out that army talk.
We're in the Navy.
According to this map,
the treasure's got to be buried
somewhere among these rocks.
These rocks?
You can't miss it.
There's a big black "x"
marking the spot.
I find him.
Ee-ha! Ee-ha!
Iarriba, arriba!
Iandale, andale!
I don't see no cross, boss,
only a beat-up old well.
The last thing
in the world I need
is a stupid well.
I'm not thirsty, I'm hungry.
Me, too, boss.
I wish I had some cheese.
I am the
spirit of the wishing well.
I do my best to please.
The wish you made I Grant you,
so here's a hunk of cheese.
Hey, that spirit from the well…
He give pretty good service.
Stand aside, rodent.
Let me at that well.
Listen, well.
If you can whomp up
cheese for a mouse,
surely you can turn
me into a superduck
so I can fly off
this stupid island.
Your fondest wish,
your fondest dream,
I'll make you superduck supreme.
This strange being
from another planet is…
Faster than a bullet…
More powerful than
a speeding locomotive…
Able to leap
the tallest buildings.
Heh heh.
Heh heh heh.
Disguised as cluck Trent,
a mild-mannered reporter
on a metropolitan newspaper,
stupor duck fights
an endless battle
against the forces of…
Evil.
You call that superduck?
You made me a stupid duck.
Patience is a virtue.
Patience brings good luck.
It is seldom found in humans
and never in a duck.
Hee hee hoo ha ha!
You cannot stop me,
Mr. Newspaper editor.
I blow up everything!
Boom! Powee!
Zap! Kaboom!
All over country…
Buildings, Bridges,
power plants, trains, ships!
Everywhere,
ruin and destruction!
Then I, aardvark ratnick,
will be supreme!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Blow up buildings?
Bridges?
Sink ships?
Say, I believe this
aardvark ratnick fellow
is in league with
the forces of evil.
This looks like a job
for stupor duck.
Now to the broom closet
to change
from the guise of a
mild-mannered newspaper reporter
to that of stupor duck.
Whoops.
Wrong costume.
And I, aardvark ratnick,
will rule the world!
Hoo ha ha ha ha!
I don't know why I…
Watch these corny soap operas.
Where is he?
Where's the cowardly little sneak?
Aha! Escaped
out the window, eh?
Stand aside!
This is a job for stupor duck!
Wouldn't you think they
could find some other place
to put a building?
That building down there!
It's blowing up!
Ah!
The evil work
of aardvark ratnick.
This is a job for…
Stupor duck!
Ta-da!
Oh, no thanks are
necessary, my good man.
I was just doing my duty.
Then the lights went out
all over the world.
You call yourself
a wishing well?
There, in the ocean.
A ship's sinking.
Thank goodness I'm in time
to show aardvark ratnick
he's no match for…
Ahh… stupor duck!
All right, ratnick.
Let's see you try that again.
Fire one.
One away, sir.
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
Ooh-hoo ooh-hoo!
Mother.
That ratnick's
a slippery one, all right.
But not quite slippery enough.
Aha!
Planting dynamite
at the base
of that railroad trestle.
The work of that rat ratnick,
or I don't know my rats.
This is a job for…
Ahh… stupor duck!
I'll just relieve you of that,
if you don't mind.
Shucks. I almost
had him that time.
But just let him
make one false move,
and I'll…
This is a job for…
You know who.
All right, ratnick,
you better make
your first shot a good one,
'cause I'm coming down there
and shove that oversized Cannon
cracker right down your throat!
Up there in the sky!
It's a bird.
It's a plane.
It's stupor duck!
It's stupor duck!
Aah!
Yaah!
Stupid well.
Ouch! Ow!
Ooh! Ooh!
Listen, you at the bottom
of the well.
As long as this island
is my last resort,
make it a nice resort.
Your uncouth words
have reached my ears.
I reluctantly comply.
This shabby little island
I shall transmogrify.
Look, boss,
a mackerel is happening.
You mean a miracle.
Sí.
Holy frijole!
Look at this.
It's all here,
just like I wished it.
Even better!
There must be a way
for a duck to make a buck
in a place like this.
Hey, you got a new suit.
A zoot suit.
Your suit looks nice, too.
Who's your tailor?
By George, I've got it!
When word of this
wishing well gets around,
people will pour in to
have their wishes come true
at 500 bucks a wish.
Here. Get rid
of this map.
Now that we've found the
treasure, who needs it anymore?
Hearken closely to these words.
This secret I must tell.
Only he who owns the map
is possessor of the well.
Get your filthy hands off that
map, you little sneak.
It's mine, do you hear?
Mine! Mine! Mine!
And so is the whole island!
Hey, what you going to
call this place, boss?
What else but…
Daffy duck's fantastic island!
Look, boss!
De plane! De plane!
Where? Over there?
Sí.
I see.
There it is… the first of many.
Shall we hasten to the
dock and greet our guests?
Sí, let's do that.
Iarriba, arriba!
Iandale pronto!
As the host of fantastic island,
let me be the first to extend
the hand of hospitality
and bid you…
Sheesh!
$500 for a penny, folks,
and cheap at the price.
Yes, sir, ladies and gents,
500 big ones
will get you a single,
solitary penny.
Plunk it into the well
and watch your fondest
dreams come true.
My boss,
he plenty smart in the cabeza.
You bet.
Don't shove, folks.
There's enough pennies for everybody.
Have your 500 bucks in
your hands to save time.
How many, lady?
Oh, hee hee hee!
Just one, please.
The 500 first, lady.
Oh, dearie me.
Of course.
I'm so absent-minded.
There you are, sister.
Oh, my gracious.
I'm all of a Twitter.
Hello, well.
Hi.
Go ahead. Toss your
stupid penny in the well
and make a stupid wish.
Well… here goes.
I guess I've always wanted
to minister to the sufferings
of humanity.
I wish I was a nurse.
Your wish shall be granted.
Gaze into me and see.
The next time
that you see yourself,
a nurse is what you'll be.
Oh, dear.
I'm so impatient
to get to my first patient.
I tawt…
I taw…
A puttytat.
Great day in the morning!
Instead of one,
it looks like I'm going
to get three.
Bad old puttytat.
Good morning!
And how are my patients today?
And how's the doggie's
limb this morning?
Ooh! Ooh!
Ohh… still tender, eh?
Well, maybe that will teach you
to stop chasing the pussycat.
And how's the…
Pussyfoot today?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Still sensitive?
Maybe now you'll leave
that little birdie alone.
I hope this teaches
both of you a lesson.
Oh, the poor little tweety bird.
Let's make you a little
more comfortable.
Now, you be good boys
and get some rest.
Uh-oh. I don't
like the look
in that puttytat's eyes.
Ahh, shut up!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
What's going on in there?
My, I must be hearing things.
Didn't I tell you to shut up?
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
My, my. You must be
in terrible pain.
We'll get you back into bed
and give you something
to make you sleep.
Ooh!
There, now.
It'll be more quiet here.
Those pills will put you
to sleep in a few minutes.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Where did that puttytat go?
He nowhere around.
I better peek in
and see how little
tweety bird is doing.
Aah!
Bad old puttytat.
O.k., buster,
you asked for it.
Ooh hoo hoo!
Ow! Ooh! Ah!
Ah! Ooh! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ooh! Ah!
Ow! Ooh! Ah!
You two at it again?
I'll just have to
strap you both in bed.
Now stop sulking.
Why don't you get a hobby
like the pussycat?
When you two decide to behave,
I'll unstrap you.
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
I've got good news, boys.
Your x-rays show
nothing is wrong with you,
and you're dismissed.
Isn't that wonderful?
Gee, it feels good
to be out again.
Uh-oh.
Que sera sera.
You simply must stop
playing in the street.
You're running out of legs.
There you are, sir.
I'm gonna wish a certain rooster
into a lot of creative trouble…
Trouble, that is.
I say, wishin' well,
you listening?
I hear you.
State your wish.
Drop in your penny or go fish.
Here it is.
There's this rooster I
wants to put the kibosh on.
Little fella… he's took
over my chicken yard,
cornered the market on hens,
and made my life…
I say, made my life…
He gave me a complex…
Inferior, that is.
You want to drop that penny?
I don't wish the boy
any permanent harm.
I just want the cockiness…
I say, the cockiness
knocked out of him.
I am here to Grant your wish,
the spirit of the well.
I will knock the cockiness
out of that little cockerel.
If that's who I think it is,
there's a certain banty rooster
that's gonna get booted
over the horizon.
Get out and stay out!
Man, you're the sickest.
Like, adios, my friend.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Chicksville!
Let's see if these chicks
dig the beat.
♪ Gee whiz willikins golly gee ♪
♪ I love a girl ♪
♪ And she loves me ♪
Like, uh, clue me
the door, chicky.
Ooh hee hee hee hee hee!
How about that?
The pad's patrolled.
With a real jazzy plan,
I can, uh, like,
storm the gates.
Dig this getup, man.
It's the most.
Sick, man. Sick.
What in the name of Jesse James
do you suppose that is?
Well, what do you know?
A tiny foundling rooster.
Why, he's as small
as the little end
of nothing sharpened.
Da da daddy-o.
How about that?
The little tyke
thinks I'm his daddy.
I always…
I say, I always did want a son.
Now I got one.
Crazy, man.
Yoo-hoo!
I say, yoo-hoo!
Where are you, Sonny boy?
Oh, Sonny boy!
Uh-oh. Fake it.
The fuzz.
Well, what do you know?
Asleep in the henhouse.
Might as well let him sleep.
Hey, what's that?
You all right, son?
I keep hearing
the most terrifying
sounds in there.
Hmm.
Aha!
Next.
Next.
Man, you're a weirdo chick.
Look, boy.
I think there's some
pictures you ought to see.
Crazy, man.
Ca-razy.
Now, let me know when I come to
something that interests you.
Yahoo!
Wild!
Ha! Just like
I thought…
He's wacky over females.
Hey, wait a minute, boy.
Don't bother with that cluck.
How'd ya like
to meet a real doll?
Wild, man.
Real wild.
O.k. You stand
in that circle,
and I'll send her the message.
Uh-oh.
Looks like one of that
silly dog's booby traps.
Hey, boy.
Here she comes now.
Ain't she a angel?
Like, uh, link us, man.
Link us.
Then I pronounce you
husband and, uh…
Wife, uh…
Or something.
But I'm a rooster!
Don't let it bug ya, man.
We can't all be perfect.
I say, I've been hornswoggled.
That jibbery-talkin' rooster
never got his comeuppance.
I wants my money back.
Yes, sir!
We're here to please.
Here's your penny, sir.
I'm no sucker.
Hmm.
Somehow I think I've been
hornswoggled again.
Excuse moi, monsieur.
Is this the line for
the wishing of the well?
I can't breathe!
One penny, please.
I wish to make a wish
into the well.
Of course, sir.
Here.
Monsieur well,
I wish to make the wish
for a mademoiselle
whose beauty shall be so pure
as to rival
all the beautiful art
in le louvre.
That'll be one penny, please.
I Grant your wish to meet a girl
of beauty unsurpassed
which, when compared
with works of art,
will leave the louvre
outclassed.
♪ Le tweet ♪
♪ Le tweet tweet ♪
♪ Le… ♪
Le purrr.
♪ Qu'il c'est bon, c'est bon ♪
Hey.
Pennies from heaven.
How impetuous can you get?
Look, darling,
perhaps I am old-fashioned,
but, uh, shouldn't we
be introduced first?
Eh, I am pepe le pew.
This is my first affair,
so please be kind.
I am shy, but, uh…
I am willing.
I am playing it too cool, no?
Where are you,
my little Mona Lisa?
I am looking to find you.
I don't know why,
but I don't really go
for this modern sculpture.
Where are you,
my little object of art?
I am going to collect you.
Le pant.
Le pant.
Guess who?
Le screeech!
Don't move, darling.
I want to remember you
just as you are.
Aw, shucks.
You moved.
Ah, a trysting place for us.
You clever, you.
And very safe, eh, pigeon?
Look, my little odorlisque,
I have given up art for you.
I am willing to settle down
and be a traveling salesman.
I can tell you chaps one thing…
It's not always easy
to hold this smile.
Mmm, my cherry blossom,
how I love the taste
of your lips.
Gather lipstick while you may
is what I always say.
Aha! Look at that…
A bunch of thievin' crows.
You just know one of them
varmints has stolen my map.
♪ Oh, the cow kicked Nellie ♪
♪ In the belly in the barn ♪
♪ Didn't do her any good ♪
♪ Didn't do her any harm ♪
♪ Ia-Dee do-Dee do-Dee-do ♪
♪ Ia-Dee do-Dee do-Dee-do ♪
♪ Didn't do her any good ♪
♪ Didn't do her any harm ♪
All right, you mangy
feather merchants,
you're my prisoners,
so cough up that map.
Hey, look at that.
What in tarnation we got here?
Get on your feet, hombre.
I'm a-gonna search you.
I always say a man's got to do
what a man's got to do.
Uh, take over.
Nope. They don't match.
Come on, devil.
We got to keep lookin'.
Great… day…
In the mornin'.
Hey!
Ain't you even gonna apologize?
Hi, dog.
What's your wish?
My buddy here
wishes to be brave
and strong like me.
If that's his wish
and yours alike,
I'll make Chester
brave and strong
like spike.
Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
You want I should dig up
some bones for ya?
Anything you say, spike,
'cause you and me is pals.
Hey, spike.
You wanna play ball?
Want to play ball?
Huh, spike?
You wanna, huh?
You wanna?
Nah.
Nah. You wouldn't
like that,
would you, spike?
Spike, how about
we chase cars, huh?
That sound like fun?
Nah.
Nah. That wouldn't
be no fun.
How about beatin' up a cat?
Would you like that, spike?
Huh, spike?
Cat? You know
where is it a cat?
Yeah, sure, spike.
Sure, sure.
I know where is it a cat.
Oh, boy! We're
going to have fun
beating up a cat, ain't we?
♪ Charleston, Charleston ♪
♪ Made in Carolina ♪
♪ Some dance, some prance ♪
♪ I'll say ♪
♪ There's nothin' finer ♪
♪ than a Charleston ♪
♪ Charleston ♪
♪ Lord, how you can shuffle ♪
♪ Every step you do ♪
♪ leads to somethin' new ♪
♪ Man, I'm tellin' you, ♪
♪ it's a lot to do ♪
♪ Pop dance, swing dance ♪
♪ Moving back… ♪
Duh duh-uh duh
duh-huh guh g-guh
go-go-guh
duh duh duh-uh…
Dat's a dirty, underhanded trick
to do to you, spike.
I'll show that cat he
can't do that to my pal.
I'll take care
of that cat myself.
Go get 'im, spike!
Go get 'im!
Spike is my hero.
O.k. Come out, cat.
No use hidin'.
Aha!
Dere you are!
Gotcha, ya dirty cat.
Come out and take your medicine,
or I'll pull your
tail off by the roots.
Come on!
Come on!
Why, you…
I see your cowardly yellow eyes.
I'm a-comin' in after ya.
C-cat…
Big… big c-c-cat.
C-c-cat…
B-b-big…
C-c-cat.
Big…
C-c-cat…
G-g-giant cat.
C-c… big, big…
C-c-c…
You're kiddin', spike?
You want I should
take care of the cat
for you, spike?
I'll give him a
one-two, right-left.
No, you don't.
I'll show that cat
a thing or two.
Atta boy, spike!
Let him have it!
A right, a left!
Spike?
Spike!
Say something.
Look, it's your pal Chester.
Please, spike.
Don't let him get me!
He's a killer!
Don't let him near me!
Get a hold of yourself!
That cat's not so tough.
I can take care of him myself.
Yeah? Well, go ahead
and get yourself killed.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Just a minute, cat!
Look, spike, here he is.
Let me take care of him
for ya, spike.
This is for beating up
my pal spike.
If I can lick him, you can.
You're big and strong,
and I'm puny.
I got a job to do.
O.k., cat,
on your feet!
Ha ha ha ha!
The pussycat's gonna scratch me.
Aw, go on, scratch me.
Go ahead, scratch me.
I dare ya to scratch me.
Spike! Spike!
You got to go back in there.
No! No!
He's a killer!
Nooo!
You and me is pals,
ain't we, Chester?
Yeah, Chester.
Ya want I should dig
up some bones for you?
Huh, Chester?
Huh, ches?
Nah.
Hey, Chester, you're my hero
'cause you're so strong.
Gee, are ya gonna
make another wish?
Are ya, huh?
Huh, pal?
Oh, good.
Here comes another
anxious customer.
I'd l-l-like to buy
one of them pennies
to make a w-wish, please.
There you are, sir…
A simple penny to make a wish.
Allow me to remove that
cumbersome bundle of money.
Hey, you're 50 cents short.
I'm b-b-broke,
but if this works,
it'll be worth it.
Hi, pal.
I've always w-w-wanted
to be a big-shot producer
so's I could discover new talent
and give them a break.
Discovering new talent
for the world to see,
a wondrous thing
for a producer to be.
I slayed 'em in Scranton.
♪ La-da-da Dee da ♪
♪ Ia da da da ♪
♪ Ia da da ♪
♪ I panicked 'em in peoria! ♪
♪ La da da ♪
♪ Ia da da ♪
♪ Ia da la-daah ♪
I killed 'em in cucamonga.
Thank you very much.
I may have a spot for you.
Next, please.
♪ Buk buk buk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Bu-uhk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Buk buk buk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Bu-uhk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Buk buk buk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Bu-uhk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Buk buk buk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Bu-uhk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Buk buk buk buk bu-uhk… ♪
So I laid an egg.
Wonder what's next.
I'm bingo.
I'm Frankie.
I'm al.
♪ Mammy, mammy ♪
♪ That's my mammy, ♪
♪ nobody else's ♪
♪ My mammy, I say ♪
Cut the hubbub, bub.
Let's get this thing
off the ground.
Roger, pops.
Take off.
Uh-1, uh-2, uh-3.
♪ When April showers ♪
♪ May come your way ♪
♪ They bring the flowers ♪
♪ That bloom in may ♪
♪ So if it's raining ♪
♪ Have no regrets ♪
♪ Because it isn't ♪
♪ raining rain, you know ♪
♪ It's raining violets ♪
♪ And when you see clouds ♪
♪ When you see clouds ♪
♪ upon a hill ♪
♪ Nah, you're not ♪
♪ lookin' at clouds ♪
♪ Nah, you're lookin' ♪
♪ at daffodils ♪
♪ So keep on lookin' ♪
♪ Keep lookin' ♪
♪ for the bluebird ♪
♪ And listening for his song ♪
♪ Whenever April showers ♪
♪ Come along ♪
Th-th-thank you.
I'll let you know
if anything comes up.
That's really not
high-class enough.
It's strictly for those silly
s-s-swooning bobbysoxers.
Boy, two-headed!
This ought to be
a sensational act!
Act, schmact.
I'm the janitor.
Heady is the name…
J. Fennon heady.
I'll show you
what I'm going to do.
I'll place this suitcase
upon the floor.
I'll open this suitcase,
seat myself
on this unique platform.
I'm going to manipulate this
lever and zoom into the air.
I'm going to soar up
to stratospheric heights
500 feet above sea level.
I'm going to take my
stance in a diving position
at the platform's edge…
Note the perfect form…
And I'm going to dive
into the air
not into a tank of water,
not into a bucket of water.
No, I'll tell you what
I'm going to dive into…
An ordinary drinking glass.
Observe.
Now, go ahead, sir.
Oh, a dog act, huh?
No. My card, sir.
Aw, who'd want to d… disc…
Give those guys a break?
Shee!
I think we found the varmint
done stole my map.
He must live in that
hotel over yonder.
Wait here.
I'm going to sneak over
to that there hotel.
Ow!
Ooh, ouch!
Ooh! Ouch!
Ouch, ohh!
Ouch!
Ooh!
Ouch!
It's no use, Sylvester.
My mind's made up.
I'm going to make my wish,
and that's final.
There you are, ma'am.
Happy wishing.
Suffering succotash!
I wish you'd reconsider.
Wishing well, oh, wishing well,
you I do entreat.
I wish our house
would resound to
the patter of little feet.
I hear your wish
and I obey.
The patter of little feet
you shall hear this day.
Lazy good-for-nothing.
♪ Oh, Sylvester ♪
Isn't it strange
we've never had a little
bundle from heaven?
Suffering succotash!
Don't start that
patter of little feet around
the house stuff again.
I'm busy.
Boo hoo hoo!
I work and I slave…
"And what thanks do I get?
I wish I was dead.
Boo hoo hoo!"
Every day it's the same thing.
Pitter patter of little feet.
Eh!
Oh, my aching head.
Let's face it.
I can't fly any further.
This place is as good as any.
What's the difference?
A baby's a baby.
It's the environment
that molds them.
Congrat…
Congra…
Congratulations, madam.
You're a mother.
Sylvester, look!
Look!
The stork was here
and left us a baby!
A baby?
Quick, quick, open it!
Oh, boy!
This makes me a father!
A mouse?
A mouse?
Mama!
Oh, he called me mama.
Isn't he cute?
Cute?
He's delicious.
Aah!
Sylvester, how could you?
After all, he's just a baby.
Even if he is a mouse,
he's ours.
Yours and mine?
You're a gambling woman.
What do you take,
heads or tails?
Aah!
You beast!
You cannibal!
How could you?
Mouse or no mouse,
he's your son.
A fine thing.
I've become the
father of a breakfast.
Hold still, you little rodent.
And after you're through,
take darling for a walk.
I'll be back as soon as I can.
Daddy!
Hee hee!
Aw!
He called me daddy.
Cootchie cootchie cootchie coo!
And now daddy is going
to take his widdle man
for a walk.
Cootchie cootchie coo.
Good day, sir.
I represent the little giant
vacuum cleaner company
of walla walla, Washington.
Notice this machine
removes completely
all foreign particles
from the room.
You may not be ready
to purchase now,
but if you ever do,
remember the little
giant vacuum cleaner.
Cannibals.
I understand
you need a babysitter.
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho ho ho!
Ho, dancer, ho, prancer.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Ho ho ho!
A jolly yuletide.
Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Ho ho ho!
A merry…
What a fuss they made
at the office.
I got to get the mouse
to his real parents.
Cheese!
Don't touch that!
Those darn cats!
Still at it.
I'll show them.
Boy!
Did that mouse grow!
Well, nothing like this
ever happened
on my side of the family.
Your mind
is such a simple thing,
your wish I can foretell.
You're wishing for a husband
and the ring of a wedding bell.
Yes.
Oh, if it isn't prissy.
Yes.
Oh, prissy,
you don't know how lucky you are
never to have had children.
They're such a trial.
Hee hee hee!
That always burns her up.
Hee hee hee!
You know, junior
scratched a little today
for the first time.
Wonderful!
He'll be crowing
next thing you know.
Don't touch my child!
What, the very idea!
The nerve of her!
Why doesn't she have
her own children?
Oh, my dear,
she'd never land a man.
She's too much of a d-r-i-p,
if you know what I mean.
Hey, Hazel.
Look who's going to
look for a husband.
Not prissy?
Oh, ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Yeah, ol'
square britches herself.
The poor old thing
couldn't catch a husband
with a bear trap.
Girls, here she comes.
Happy husband hunting, dearie.
Did you take something
to clunk him on the head?
Yes.
Aah!
Now, who's respon…
I say, who's responsible
for this unwarranted
attack on my person?
Aha!
'Course, you know
this means war.
Ahh!
Huh? Now, what
have we got here?
All right, sister, out with it.
Let's have it.
What, I say, what's the big idea
bashing me on the noggin
with a rolling pin?
Clunk enough people
and we'll have a
nation of lumpheads.
Now, hold on. That
was a joke, girl.
Lump heads…
Lumpheads.
Nothing to cry about.
Let's hear your side
of the story.
Well…
I know just what
you're going to say.
You're looking for a husband.
Yes.
You're going about it all wrong.
You don't bat them on the
bean with a rolling pin.
That's later.
Now, you take that
rooster yonder…
He's a fine bachelor rooster.
But, uh…
Uh-uh!
You're right!
He does look like a dog,
but he's a rooster, all right.
He just wears that dog suit
to keep lovesick
hens away from him.
Oh!
Now, here's how to get him.
Everybody, I say,
everybody knows
the way to a man's heart
is through his stomach.
Take this fine casaba
melon over to him.
Show him what you got,
but don't let him have it.
Tease him a little.
Make him chase you.
Is any of this filtering through
that little blue
bonnet of yours?
Yes.
Nice but sharp
as a sack of wet mice.
Psst!
For me?
This cluck's off her onion.
All right, salome.
Give papa the pretty melon.
Give me that casaba,
you peabrain!
Oh!
He's chasing me.
I'm wide, I say, I'm wide open!
Shoot me a lateral.
That's it.
That's the old
passing it, kiddo.
Your rooster, girlie.
I've hooked,
I say, I've hooked him.
It's up to you to land him.
Sooner or later,
she's bound to try to get
him out of that dog suit.
Then whoa, Nellie!
Hey, wait a minute.
What are you trying to do,
pull the skin off of me?
Yes.
Well, it won't work, girlie.
It's on too tight.
Now, what's this all about?
Well…
Look, chick, I got news for you.
What you want's a rooster,
not a dog, which I am.
Yes!
With that puss,
your only chance to get a rooster
is to trap one.
Here's how you go about
building a trap.
You get yourself
a couple of 2 x 4s.
Then you get a stepladder…
What in the, I say,
what in the world
is that hen up to now?
I don't know what you're doing
with that bowling ball, girlie,
but I'm not one to let
a lady do a man's job.
There you are, sister.
Have fun.
Nutty as a fruitcake.
Going on your honeymoon?
Yes.
Yes!
I say, yes!
I wonder what
them varmints is doing
round that old well?
I'll sashay down there
and find out.
Move aside!
Make way for a pirate.
Hey, varmint,
what in tarnation's going on here?
For 500 simoleons,
I'll give you a penny.
Drop it in the well
and make a wish.
Your wish will come true.
Fork over the cash.
You're holding up the line.
Fork over one of them pennies,
or I'll cut you off at the pass.
Yes, sir.
You talked me into it.
All right, you dumb well.
I've always wanted
to have a rich relative
who'd kicked the bucket
and left all his money to me,
so let's have it!
A very rich relative
in poor health
doth will to you
his entire wealth.
But, sire,
there is no more money.
Your uncle the king has
cut off your allowance.
You know the penalty
for not having
the books balanced.
Oh, no!
Not the nose
in the book penalty.
Yeah, the nose in the book.
We got to get some money!
Ooh! Well,
what do you want?
Good evening.
My company has selected you,
under no obligation,
to be the proud owner of
legal tender amounting to…
We don't want any!
£1 million!
A million pounds?
Well…
Come right in.
Welcome to the house of Sam.
"To make certain
this money be received
"by a worthy person
of mild temperament,
"the bearer of the document"…
That's me… "has been
authorized to deduct
"from the total amount
any sum he sees fit
whenever there's
any display of temper."
In short, whenever
you blow your top,
you blow some dough.
Get it?
Proceed.
Allow me to be your most humble
and mild-tempered host.
Oh, uh, Sam!
Pass the salt, please!
Salt?
Get it yourself!
Uh-oh. That'll cost
you about, uh…
Salt?
Why didn't you say so?
Here's your salt, bunny.
I hope you like it.
Oh, uh…
The pepper, please.
Pepper!
Oh, uh…
Yeah, hee hee.
The pepper.
Coming right up.
Put a room across…
Oh, Sam!
Oh, no.
How about the olives?
Aah…
That dirty pera-alta
bak-a-flappin'
filabustin' gloom-a-burtin…
Now, what was that
you were saying?
I like you, rabbit.
I heard you in there.
It'll cost you £300.
£300!
400.
Ooh!
Eh, I'm not sleepy.
I'll hang around a while.
Good night, Sam.
Nighty-night, bunny.
♪ I dream of Jeannie ♪
♪ She's a light brown hare ♪
♪ Ia te de da ♪
♪ Da da da de ta ta de ♪
Stop that music,
you crazy rockin' varmint rabbit!
Well, that should be worth £400.
Hee hee!
I was only kidding.
How about singing me to sleep
with that brahm's lullaby?
What do you say, Frankie boy?
Well, maybe.
♪ Da da da dum ♪
♪ Ta da da da da ♪
♪ Ta dum ta da ♪
Do you like it?
I like it.
I like it.
♪ Ia da di do do do ♪
♪ Ia do di di ♪
Get out of there!
Hey, you splatter-spattin'
NASA-trapperall!
I heard you.
It's going to cost you £400.
Oh!
And 35 shillings.
Ooh!
Hey, doc,
what's that song you're playing?
I like it.
Dirty…
If this keeps up,
I won't have anything left.
I'll get rid of him.
It'll look like an accident.
Oh, Mr. Bunny!
There's someone
at the door for you.
Tell him to come back tomorrow.
I'll be here all day.
What?
Oh, no, you're not!
You're coming out right now!
Out, out, out!
O.k., Sam,
it's all yours.
Why, you…
Whew!
The alps have got nothing on
these stairs for climbing.
Oop!
I got it licked, rabbit.
I don't get mad
no more. Watch this.
See?
Ha ha ha!
I can take it.
I haven't the heart to tell him
he's used up all the money.
Ooh, I hates wishing Wells.
See here, my good fellow,
you're creating a
bottleneck in the line.
Oh, yeah?
Seaweed Sam don't take
that kind of talk
from no fancy pants!
Yikes!
You've unpanted me.
Feel a draft, varmint?
Ha ha ha!
Wretch.
Have you no couth?
Great horny-toads.
It fits.
So you're
the map-stealing varmint
who done run off
with my treasure map.
Well, you got three
seconds to cough it up
before I stunt your growth.
To have my weakness exposed
in front of all these people.
What if I am a coward?
At least I'm a live coward.
Take the map.
Now to find the treasure.
Let's see now…
"Walk 10 paces north, northeast.
1… 2…
3…
4, 5, 6, 7…
8, 9…
10.
Iarriba, arriba, arriba!
Iarriba! Iandele!
Ouch! Out, infidel.
Pollute not my wholesome well.
Iarriba, arriba, arriba!
Iarriba! Iandele!
Well, get out of my way!
I'll catch that rodent varmint.
The only two things
a pirate will run for
is money and public office.
Iarriba! Iandele!
Oops!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
Slow down,
you cantankerous cuss!
Let go of my map,
you duck-billed platypus!
Hey, boss,
watch out for the volcano!
Hot rocks!
You'll get hot foots!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Aah!
Ooh!
Yeow!
Yeow!
Now look what you done,
you flea-brained varmint!
You ruined my map!
Map?
Only he who holds the map
is possessor of the well.
The island's changing
back to what it was!
Maybe that stupid well's got
one more wish left in it.
I suspect not.
How about just one
teensy-weensy wish?
Just one?
There are some wishes
in the well.
In truth, they number three.
Use these three wishes
wisely, friends,
for they are the last
there will be.
Did you hear that, fellas?
The well has
graciously consented
to give us three more wishes.
Isn't that swell?
Imarvelousomente!
You could wish
for E.T. To get home.
Three wishes.
That's one apiece.
Speedy can wish the first one,
me the second, Sam the third.
Listen. My stomach
she is grumbling.
I wish I had a big fat burrito.
I never saw a burrito that
looked so good like this.
How can you make
a stupid wish like that?
I wish that burrito would
stick on your dumb nose.
Frijole!
What are you doing?
Take him off quick!
I can't breathe
nothing but burrito!
Well, Sam,
there's only one thing to do.
Use that third wish to get
that burrito off his nose.
It's the only
humane thing to do.
Don't you think so, Sam?
Sam? Sam!
Too late, duck.
I already wished
for a pirate ship.
After I sinks
a certain pesky rabbit,
I'll come back and pick you up!
Ooh, you're despicable!
And now I
say, without the jokes…
De plane! De plane!
Coconut salad.
Puree of coconut.
Coconut soup.
Mixed coconut.
And prime coconut roast.
Hey, boss, you forgot something.
You forgetting the dessert.
Oh, I hate coconuts!
I can't stand coconuts!
We've been on this island
for months.
There's nothing on it
but a coconut tree.
I'll go nuts if I'm on
this place another minute!
Hey, boss.
It's a minute already.
It is? Wow!
Ooh ho ho ho!
Ooh hee hee hee!
Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo hoo!
Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo hoo!
Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! Hoo!
Look, Daffy.
Two sheeps.
Two sheeps!
We are saved!
We are saved!
Two sheeps?
Two sheeps?
Goody! Goody! Goody!
Now we can have lamb chops.
Oh, boy! Leg of lamb!
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
No, it's sheeps!
It's sheeps!
Like on the water.
Sheeps!
We're saved!
We're saved!
Ship ahoy!
Iarriba, arriba!
Hey, sheeps! Here we are!
Here we are!
Ee-ha! Ee-ha!
Ee-ha! Ee-ha!
Ships ahoy there!
Over here!
Look! Over here
on the beach.
Ship ahoy!
Surrender!
Ahoy there!
Surrender, rabbit!
I've got you outnumbered
one to one!
Surrender? Never heard
of the word.
You'll have to try
to take the ship.
Now, he should
know better than that.
Blast you, rabbit!
Two can play that game.
Look this way, on the beach!
Ahoy! Ahoy!
What's the matter with you guys…
you blind?
This way!
Ahoy there!
Come on, you guys,
stop horsing around
and rescue us!
Prepare to defend
yourself, rabbit,
'cause I'm a-boarding your ship.
Charge!
Retreat!
S-e-s!
S-e-s!
That's s-o-s, you jerk.
O.k., s-o-s,
whatever.
S-o-s! S-o-s!
Avast, you bad-tempered,
snaggle-toothed varmint!
Get on deck
and load this Cannon!
Arrghh!
Cut out the army talk.
We're in the Navy.
Set her down.
Set her down here.
Ooh!
I'll shiver his timbers,
and I'll batten his hatch
and keelhaul his scuppers.
Now, you long-eared critter,
I'm a-gonna make you pay…
Oh, no!
You doggone idiot galoot!
You'll blow the ship
to smithereenies.
And if you does that once more,
I ain't a-going after it.
Oh, no!
Hey, look, boss.
One ship, she blow his top.
It's the fallout!
Scram!
Hey!
Oof! Ooh!
Watch yourself.
You're liable to get squashed.
Holy frijoles.
You squashed, boss?
Methinks I've found a map.
It's a treasure map.
Oh, dame fortune slugged me.
I'm rich!
Mmm…
I'm wealthy!
Hoo hee!
Hoo hoo hoo!
I'm fabulously well heeled.
Hoo hoo hoo!
I'm comfortably well off.
Hoo hoo! Ha ha!
No more coconuts.
Mrs. Mallard's little
boy is now a rich duck.
Ho ho! Hoo!
I'll make a wonderful
capitalist.
Oh, boy.
Boss, we going to find treasure?
We'll find that treasure
if you've got to dig up
this whole island.
Let's get started.
How come I always get stuck
on the end of the shovel
with no gold on it?
Rackin'-frackin' rabbit.
I'd like to stretch him
on a rackin'-brackin'-
frackin' rack.
Row faster,
you snaggle-toothed varmint,
or I'll batten down
your barnacles.
Slow down, you swab!
You're going to capsize us!
Slow down! Slow down!
Slow down!
Arrgh.
Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey!
Ohh, just for that,
I'm a-gonna slice your hawser.
Arrgh.
Great thunderation!
My treasure map's gone!
Some sneakin' swab's run
off with my treasure map.
Ooh, I'll keelhaul
the swab that done it.
Oh, what be this?
Aha!
Looks like the one who's done
it is wearing black feathers.
Come on, you mangy wharf rat.
I got me a clue.
Let's see, now.
This map says turn left
at the swamp.
I don't see any swamp.
Perhaps this sign will help.
"Danger…
"Quick… sand…
Swamp"!
Well, don't just stand there.
Turn left!
There's feather-bearing
critters in thar.
Now, get in there
and see if those critters
are wearing black feathers.
Oh, you stupid swab.
There ain't
a black feather among them,
and you may lay to that.
I keeps telling you,
cut out that army talk.
We're in the Navy.
According to this map,
the treasure's got to be buried
somewhere among these rocks.
These rocks?
You can't miss it.
There's a big black "x"
marking the spot.
I find him.
Ee-ha! Ee-ha!
Iarriba, arriba!
Iandale, andale!
I don't see no cross, boss,
only a beat-up old well.
The last thing
in the world I need
is a stupid well.
I'm not thirsty, I'm hungry.
Me, too, boss.
I wish I had some cheese.
I am the
spirit of the wishing well.
I do my best to please.
The wish you made I Grant you,
so here's a hunk of cheese.
Hey, that spirit from the well…
He give pretty good service.
Stand aside, rodent.
Let me at that well.
Listen, well.
If you can whomp up
cheese for a mouse,
surely you can turn
me into a superduck
so I can fly off
this stupid island.
Your fondest wish,
your fondest dream,
I'll make you superduck supreme.
This strange being
from another planet is…
Faster than a bullet…
More powerful than
a speeding locomotive…
Able to leap
the tallest buildings.
Heh heh.
Heh heh heh.
Disguised as cluck Trent,
a mild-mannered reporter
on a metropolitan newspaper,
stupor duck fights
an endless battle
against the forces of…
Evil.
You call that superduck?
You made me a stupid duck.
Patience is a virtue.
Patience brings good luck.
It is seldom found in humans
and never in a duck.
Hee hee hoo ha ha!
You cannot stop me,
Mr. Newspaper editor.
I blow up everything!
Boom! Powee!
Zap! Kaboom!
All over country…
Buildings, Bridges,
power plants, trains, ships!
Everywhere,
ruin and destruction!
Then I, aardvark ratnick,
will be supreme!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Blow up buildings?
Bridges?
Sink ships?
Say, I believe this
aardvark ratnick fellow
is in league with
the forces of evil.
This looks like a job
for stupor duck.
Now to the broom closet
to change
from the guise of a
mild-mannered newspaper reporter
to that of stupor duck.
Whoops.
Wrong costume.
And I, aardvark ratnick,
will rule the world!
Hoo ha ha ha ha!
I don't know why I…
Watch these corny soap operas.
Where is he?
Where's the cowardly little sneak?
Aha! Escaped
out the window, eh?
Stand aside!
This is a job for stupor duck!
Wouldn't you think they
could find some other place
to put a building?
That building down there!
It's blowing up!
Ah!
The evil work
of aardvark ratnick.
This is a job for…
Stupor duck!
Ta-da!
Oh, no thanks are
necessary, my good man.
I was just doing my duty.
Then the lights went out
all over the world.
You call yourself
a wishing well?
There, in the ocean.
A ship's sinking.
Thank goodness I'm in time
to show aardvark ratnick
he's no match for…
Ahh… stupor duck!
All right, ratnick.
Let's see you try that again.
Fire one.
One away, sir.
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
Ooh-hoo ooh-hoo!
Mother.
That ratnick's
a slippery one, all right.
But not quite slippery enough.
Aha!
Planting dynamite
at the base
of that railroad trestle.
The work of that rat ratnick,
or I don't know my rats.
This is a job for…
Ahh… stupor duck!
I'll just relieve you of that,
if you don't mind.
Shucks. I almost
had him that time.
But just let him
make one false move,
and I'll…
This is a job for…
You know who.
All right, ratnick,
you better make
your first shot a good one,
'cause I'm coming down there
and shove that oversized Cannon
cracker right down your throat!
Up there in the sky!
It's a bird.
It's a plane.
It's stupor duck!
It's stupor duck!
Aah!
Yaah!
Stupid well.
Ouch! Ow!
Ooh! Ooh!
Listen, you at the bottom
of the well.
As long as this island
is my last resort,
make it a nice resort.
Your uncouth words
have reached my ears.
I reluctantly comply.
This shabby little island
I shall transmogrify.
Look, boss,
a mackerel is happening.
You mean a miracle.
Sí.
Holy frijole!
Look at this.
It's all here,
just like I wished it.
Even better!
There must be a way
for a duck to make a buck
in a place like this.
Hey, you got a new suit.
A zoot suit.
Your suit looks nice, too.
Who's your tailor?
By George, I've got it!
When word of this
wishing well gets around,
people will pour in to
have their wishes come true
at 500 bucks a wish.
Here. Get rid
of this map.
Now that we've found the
treasure, who needs it anymore?
Hearken closely to these words.
This secret I must tell.
Only he who owns the map
is possessor of the well.
Get your filthy hands off that
map, you little sneak.
It's mine, do you hear?
Mine! Mine! Mine!
And so is the whole island!
Hey, what you going to
call this place, boss?
What else but…
Daffy duck's fantastic island!
Look, boss!
De plane! De plane!
Where? Over there?
Sí.
I see.
There it is… the first of many.
Shall we hasten to the
dock and greet our guests?
Sí, let's do that.
Iarriba, arriba!
Iandale pronto!
As the host of fantastic island,
let me be the first to extend
the hand of hospitality
and bid you…
Sheesh!
$500 for a penny, folks,
and cheap at the price.
Yes, sir, ladies and gents,
500 big ones
will get you a single,
solitary penny.
Plunk it into the well
and watch your fondest
dreams come true.
My boss,
he plenty smart in the cabeza.
You bet.
Don't shove, folks.
There's enough pennies for everybody.
Have your 500 bucks in
your hands to save time.
How many, lady?
Oh, hee hee hee!
Just one, please.
The 500 first, lady.
Oh, dearie me.
Of course.
I'm so absent-minded.
There you are, sister.
Oh, my gracious.
I'm all of a Twitter.
Hello, well.
Hi.
Go ahead. Toss your
stupid penny in the well
and make a stupid wish.
Well… here goes.
I guess I've always wanted
to minister to the sufferings
of humanity.
I wish I was a nurse.
Your wish shall be granted.
Gaze into me and see.
The next time
that you see yourself,
a nurse is what you'll be.
Oh, dear.
I'm so impatient
to get to my first patient.
I tawt…
I taw…
A puttytat.
Great day in the morning!
Instead of one,
it looks like I'm going
to get three.
Bad old puttytat.
Good morning!
And how are my patients today?
And how's the doggie's
limb this morning?
Ooh! Ooh!
Ohh… still tender, eh?
Well, maybe that will teach you
to stop chasing the pussycat.
And how's the…
Pussyfoot today?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Still sensitive?
Maybe now you'll leave
that little birdie alone.
I hope this teaches
both of you a lesson.
Oh, the poor little tweety bird.
Let's make you a little
more comfortable.
Now, you be good boys
and get some rest.
Uh-oh. I don't
like the look
in that puttytat's eyes.
Ahh, shut up!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
What's going on in there?
My, I must be hearing things.
Didn't I tell you to shut up?
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
My, my. You must be
in terrible pain.
We'll get you back into bed
and give you something
to make you sleep.
Ooh!
There, now.
It'll be more quiet here.
Those pills will put you
to sleep in a few minutes.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Where did that puttytat go?
He nowhere around.
I better peek in
and see how little
tweety bird is doing.
Aah!
Bad old puttytat.
O.k., buster,
you asked for it.
Ooh hoo hoo!
Ow! Ooh! Ah!
Ah! Ooh! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ooh! Ah!
Ow! Ooh! Ah!
You two at it again?
I'll just have to
strap you both in bed.
Now stop sulking.
Why don't you get a hobby
like the pussycat?
When you two decide to behave,
I'll unstrap you.
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
I've got good news, boys.
Your x-rays show
nothing is wrong with you,
and you're dismissed.
Isn't that wonderful?
Gee, it feels good
to be out again.
Uh-oh.
Que sera sera.
You simply must stop
playing in the street.
You're running out of legs.
There you are, sir.
I'm gonna wish a certain rooster
into a lot of creative trouble…
Trouble, that is.
I say, wishin' well,
you listening?
I hear you.
State your wish.
Drop in your penny or go fish.
Here it is.
There's this rooster I
wants to put the kibosh on.
Little fella… he's took
over my chicken yard,
cornered the market on hens,
and made my life…
I say, made my life…
He gave me a complex…
Inferior, that is.
You want to drop that penny?
I don't wish the boy
any permanent harm.
I just want the cockiness…
I say, the cockiness
knocked out of him.
I am here to Grant your wish,
the spirit of the well.
I will knock the cockiness
out of that little cockerel.
If that's who I think it is,
there's a certain banty rooster
that's gonna get booted
over the horizon.
Get out and stay out!
Man, you're the sickest.
Like, adios, my friend.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Chicksville!
Let's see if these chicks
dig the beat.
♪ Gee whiz willikins golly gee ♪
♪ I love a girl ♪
♪ And she loves me ♪
Like, uh, clue me
the door, chicky.
Ooh hee hee hee hee hee!
How about that?
The pad's patrolled.
With a real jazzy plan,
I can, uh, like,
storm the gates.
Dig this getup, man.
It's the most.
Sick, man. Sick.
What in the name of Jesse James
do you suppose that is?
Well, what do you know?
A tiny foundling rooster.
Why, he's as small
as the little end
of nothing sharpened.
Da da daddy-o.
How about that?
The little tyke
thinks I'm his daddy.
I always…
I say, I always did want a son.
Now I got one.
Crazy, man.
Yoo-hoo!
I say, yoo-hoo!
Where are you, Sonny boy?
Oh, Sonny boy!
Uh-oh. Fake it.
The fuzz.
Well, what do you know?
Asleep in the henhouse.
Might as well let him sleep.
Hey, what's that?
You all right, son?
I keep hearing
the most terrifying
sounds in there.
Hmm.
Aha!
Next.
Next.
Man, you're a weirdo chick.
Look, boy.
I think there's some
pictures you ought to see.
Crazy, man.
Ca-razy.
Now, let me know when I come to
something that interests you.
Yahoo!
Wild!
Ha! Just like
I thought…
He's wacky over females.
Hey, wait a minute, boy.
Don't bother with that cluck.
How'd ya like
to meet a real doll?
Wild, man.
Real wild.
O.k. You stand
in that circle,
and I'll send her the message.
Uh-oh.
Looks like one of that
silly dog's booby traps.
Hey, boy.
Here she comes now.
Ain't she a angel?
Like, uh, link us, man.
Link us.
Then I pronounce you
husband and, uh…
Wife, uh…
Or something.
But I'm a rooster!
Don't let it bug ya, man.
We can't all be perfect.
I say, I've been hornswoggled.
That jibbery-talkin' rooster
never got his comeuppance.
I wants my money back.
Yes, sir!
We're here to please.
Here's your penny, sir.
I'm no sucker.
Hmm.
Somehow I think I've been
hornswoggled again.
Excuse moi, monsieur.
Is this the line for
the wishing of the well?
I can't breathe!
One penny, please.
I wish to make a wish
into the well.
Of course, sir.
Here.
Monsieur well,
I wish to make the wish
for a mademoiselle
whose beauty shall be so pure
as to rival
all the beautiful art
in le louvre.
That'll be one penny, please.
I Grant your wish to meet a girl
of beauty unsurpassed
which, when compared
with works of art,
will leave the louvre
outclassed.
♪ Le tweet ♪
♪ Le tweet tweet ♪
♪ Le… ♪
Le purrr.
♪ Qu'il c'est bon, c'est bon ♪
Hey.
Pennies from heaven.
How impetuous can you get?
Look, darling,
perhaps I am old-fashioned,
but, uh, shouldn't we
be introduced first?
Eh, I am pepe le pew.
This is my first affair,
so please be kind.
I am shy, but, uh…
I am willing.
I am playing it too cool, no?
Where are you,
my little Mona Lisa?
I am looking to find you.
I don't know why,
but I don't really go
for this modern sculpture.
Where are you,
my little object of art?
I am going to collect you.
Le pant.
Le pant.
Guess who?
Le screeech!
Don't move, darling.
I want to remember you
just as you are.
Aw, shucks.
You moved.
Ah, a trysting place for us.
You clever, you.
And very safe, eh, pigeon?
Look, my little odorlisque,
I have given up art for you.
I am willing to settle down
and be a traveling salesman.
I can tell you chaps one thing…
It's not always easy
to hold this smile.
Mmm, my cherry blossom,
how I love the taste
of your lips.
Gather lipstick while you may
is what I always say.
Aha! Look at that…
A bunch of thievin' crows.
You just know one of them
varmints has stolen my map.
♪ Oh, the cow kicked Nellie ♪
♪ In the belly in the barn ♪
♪ Didn't do her any good ♪
♪ Didn't do her any harm ♪
♪ Ia-Dee do-Dee do-Dee-do ♪
♪ Ia-Dee do-Dee do-Dee-do ♪
♪ Didn't do her any good ♪
♪ Didn't do her any harm ♪
All right, you mangy
feather merchants,
you're my prisoners,
so cough up that map.
Hey, look at that.
What in tarnation we got here?
Get on your feet, hombre.
I'm a-gonna search you.
I always say a man's got to do
what a man's got to do.
Uh, take over.
Nope. They don't match.
Come on, devil.
We got to keep lookin'.
Great… day…
In the mornin'.
Hey!
Ain't you even gonna apologize?
Hi, dog.
What's your wish?
My buddy here
wishes to be brave
and strong like me.
If that's his wish
and yours alike,
I'll make Chester
brave and strong
like spike.
Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
You want I should dig up
some bones for ya?
Anything you say, spike,
'cause you and me is pals.
Hey, spike.
You wanna play ball?
Want to play ball?
Huh, spike?
You wanna, huh?
You wanna?
Nah.
Nah. You wouldn't
like that,
would you, spike?
Spike, how about
we chase cars, huh?
That sound like fun?
Nah.
Nah. That wouldn't
be no fun.
How about beatin' up a cat?
Would you like that, spike?
Huh, spike?
Cat? You know
where is it a cat?
Yeah, sure, spike.
Sure, sure.
I know where is it a cat.
Oh, boy! We're
going to have fun
beating up a cat, ain't we?
♪ Charleston, Charleston ♪
♪ Made in Carolina ♪
♪ Some dance, some prance ♪
♪ I'll say ♪
♪ There's nothin' finer ♪
♪ than a Charleston ♪
♪ Charleston ♪
♪ Lord, how you can shuffle ♪
♪ Every step you do ♪
♪ leads to somethin' new ♪
♪ Man, I'm tellin' you, ♪
♪ it's a lot to do ♪
♪ Pop dance, swing dance ♪
♪ Moving back… ♪
Duh duh-uh duh
duh-huh guh g-guh
go-go-guh
duh duh duh-uh…
Dat's a dirty, underhanded trick
to do to you, spike.
I'll show that cat he
can't do that to my pal.
I'll take care
of that cat myself.
Go get 'im, spike!
Go get 'im!
Spike is my hero.
O.k. Come out, cat.
No use hidin'.
Aha!
Dere you are!
Gotcha, ya dirty cat.
Come out and take your medicine,
or I'll pull your
tail off by the roots.
Come on!
Come on!
Why, you…
I see your cowardly yellow eyes.
I'm a-comin' in after ya.
C-cat…
Big… big c-c-cat.
C-c-cat…
B-b-big…
C-c-cat.
Big…
C-c-cat…
G-g-giant cat.
C-c… big, big…
C-c-c…
You're kiddin', spike?
You want I should
take care of the cat
for you, spike?
I'll give him a
one-two, right-left.
No, you don't.
I'll show that cat
a thing or two.
Atta boy, spike!
Let him have it!
A right, a left!
Spike?
Spike!
Say something.
Look, it's your pal Chester.
Please, spike.
Don't let him get me!
He's a killer!
Don't let him near me!
Get a hold of yourself!
That cat's not so tough.
I can take care of him myself.
Yeah? Well, go ahead
and get yourself killed.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Just a minute, cat!
Look, spike, here he is.
Let me take care of him
for ya, spike.
This is for beating up
my pal spike.
If I can lick him, you can.
You're big and strong,
and I'm puny.
I got a job to do.
O.k., cat,
on your feet!
Ha ha ha ha!
The pussycat's gonna scratch me.
Aw, go on, scratch me.
Go ahead, scratch me.
I dare ya to scratch me.
Spike! Spike!
You got to go back in there.
No! No!
He's a killer!
Nooo!
You and me is pals,
ain't we, Chester?
Yeah, Chester.
Ya want I should dig
up some bones for you?
Huh, Chester?
Huh, ches?
Nah.
Hey, Chester, you're my hero
'cause you're so strong.
Gee, are ya gonna
make another wish?
Are ya, huh?
Huh, pal?
Oh, good.
Here comes another
anxious customer.
I'd l-l-like to buy
one of them pennies
to make a w-wish, please.
There you are, sir…
A simple penny to make a wish.
Allow me to remove that
cumbersome bundle of money.
Hey, you're 50 cents short.
I'm b-b-broke,
but if this works,
it'll be worth it.
Hi, pal.
I've always w-w-wanted
to be a big-shot producer
so's I could discover new talent
and give them a break.
Discovering new talent
for the world to see,
a wondrous thing
for a producer to be.
I slayed 'em in Scranton.
♪ La-da-da Dee da ♪
♪ Ia da da da ♪
♪ Ia da da ♪
♪ I panicked 'em in peoria! ♪
♪ La da da ♪
♪ Ia da da ♪
♪ Ia da la-daah ♪
I killed 'em in cucamonga.
Thank you very much.
I may have a spot for you.
Next, please.
♪ Buk buk buk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Bu-uhk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Buk buk buk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Bu-uhk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Buk buk buk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Bu-uhk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Buk buk buk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Bu-uhk buk bu-uhk ♪
♪ Buk buk buk buk bu-uhk… ♪
So I laid an egg.
Wonder what's next.
I'm bingo.
I'm Frankie.
I'm al.
♪ Mammy, mammy ♪
♪ That's my mammy, ♪
♪ nobody else's ♪
♪ My mammy, I say ♪
Cut the hubbub, bub.
Let's get this thing
off the ground.
Roger, pops.
Take off.
Uh-1, uh-2, uh-3.
♪ When April showers ♪
♪ May come your way ♪
♪ They bring the flowers ♪
♪ That bloom in may ♪
♪ So if it's raining ♪
♪ Have no regrets ♪
♪ Because it isn't ♪
♪ raining rain, you know ♪
♪ It's raining violets ♪
♪ And when you see clouds ♪
♪ When you see clouds ♪
♪ upon a hill ♪
♪ Nah, you're not ♪
♪ lookin' at clouds ♪
♪ Nah, you're lookin' ♪
♪ at daffodils ♪
♪ So keep on lookin' ♪
♪ Keep lookin' ♪
♪ for the bluebird ♪
♪ And listening for his song ♪
♪ Whenever April showers ♪
♪ Come along ♪
Th-th-thank you.
I'll let you know
if anything comes up.
That's really not
high-class enough.
It's strictly for those silly
s-s-swooning bobbysoxers.
Boy, two-headed!
This ought to be
a sensational act!
Act, schmact.
I'm the janitor.
Heady is the name…
J. Fennon heady.
I'll show you
what I'm going to do.
I'll place this suitcase
upon the floor.
I'll open this suitcase,
seat myself
on this unique platform.
I'm going to manipulate this
lever and zoom into the air.
I'm going to soar up
to stratospheric heights
500 feet above sea level.
I'm going to take my
stance in a diving position
at the platform's edge…
Note the perfect form…
And I'm going to dive
into the air
not into a tank of water,
not into a bucket of water.
No, I'll tell you what
I'm going to dive into…
An ordinary drinking glass.
Observe.
Now, go ahead, sir.
Oh, a dog act, huh?
No. My card, sir.
Aw, who'd want to d… disc…
Give those guys a break?
Shee!
I think we found the varmint
done stole my map.
He must live in that
hotel over yonder.
Wait here.
I'm going to sneak over
to that there hotel.
Ow!
Ooh, ouch!
Ooh! Ouch!
Ouch, ohh!
Ouch!
Ooh!
Ouch!
It's no use, Sylvester.
My mind's made up.
I'm going to make my wish,
and that's final.
There you are, ma'am.
Happy wishing.
Suffering succotash!
I wish you'd reconsider.
Wishing well, oh, wishing well,
you I do entreat.
I wish our house
would resound to
the patter of little feet.
I hear your wish
and I obey.
The patter of little feet
you shall hear this day.
Lazy good-for-nothing.
♪ Oh, Sylvester ♪
Isn't it strange
we've never had a little
bundle from heaven?
Suffering succotash!
Don't start that
patter of little feet around
the house stuff again.
I'm busy.
Boo hoo hoo!
I work and I slave…
"And what thanks do I get?
I wish I was dead.
Boo hoo hoo!"
Every day it's the same thing.
Pitter patter of little feet.
Eh!
Oh, my aching head.
Let's face it.
I can't fly any further.
This place is as good as any.
What's the difference?
A baby's a baby.
It's the environment
that molds them.
Congrat…
Congra…
Congratulations, madam.
You're a mother.
Sylvester, look!
Look!
The stork was here
and left us a baby!
A baby?
Quick, quick, open it!
Oh, boy!
This makes me a father!
A mouse?
A mouse?
Mama!
Oh, he called me mama.
Isn't he cute?
Cute?
He's delicious.
Aah!
Sylvester, how could you?
After all, he's just a baby.
Even if he is a mouse,
he's ours.
Yours and mine?
You're a gambling woman.
What do you take,
heads or tails?
Aah!
You beast!
You cannibal!
How could you?
Mouse or no mouse,
he's your son.
A fine thing.
I've become the
father of a breakfast.
Hold still, you little rodent.
And after you're through,
take darling for a walk.
I'll be back as soon as I can.
Daddy!
Hee hee!
Aw!
He called me daddy.
Cootchie cootchie cootchie coo!
And now daddy is going
to take his widdle man
for a walk.
Cootchie cootchie coo.
Good day, sir.
I represent the little giant
vacuum cleaner company
of walla walla, Washington.
Notice this machine
removes completely
all foreign particles
from the room.
You may not be ready
to purchase now,
but if you ever do,
remember the little
giant vacuum cleaner.
Cannibals.
I understand
you need a babysitter.
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho ho ho!
Ho, dancer, ho, prancer.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Ho ho ho!
A jolly yuletide.
Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Ho ho ho!
A merry…
What a fuss they made
at the office.
I got to get the mouse
to his real parents.
Cheese!
Don't touch that!
Those darn cats!
Still at it.
I'll show them.
Boy!
Did that mouse grow!
Well, nothing like this
ever happened
on my side of the family.
Your mind
is such a simple thing,
your wish I can foretell.
You're wishing for a husband
and the ring of a wedding bell.
Yes.
Oh, if it isn't prissy.
Yes.
Oh, prissy,
you don't know how lucky you are
never to have had children.
They're such a trial.
Hee hee hee!
That always burns her up.
Hee hee hee!
You know, junior
scratched a little today
for the first time.
Wonderful!
He'll be crowing
next thing you know.
Don't touch my child!
What, the very idea!
The nerve of her!
Why doesn't she have
her own children?
Oh, my dear,
she'd never land a man.
She's too much of a d-r-i-p,
if you know what I mean.
Hey, Hazel.
Look who's going to
look for a husband.
Not prissy?
Oh, ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Yeah, ol'
square britches herself.
The poor old thing
couldn't catch a husband
with a bear trap.
Girls, here she comes.
Happy husband hunting, dearie.
Did you take something
to clunk him on the head?
Yes.
Aah!
Now, who's respon…
I say, who's responsible
for this unwarranted
attack on my person?
Aha!
'Course, you know
this means war.
Ahh!
Huh? Now, what
have we got here?
All right, sister, out with it.
Let's have it.
What, I say, what's the big idea
bashing me on the noggin
with a rolling pin?
Clunk enough people
and we'll have a
nation of lumpheads.
Now, hold on. That
was a joke, girl.
Lump heads…
Lumpheads.
Nothing to cry about.
Let's hear your side
of the story.
Well…
I know just what
you're going to say.
You're looking for a husband.
Yes.
You're going about it all wrong.
You don't bat them on the
bean with a rolling pin.
That's later.
Now, you take that
rooster yonder…
He's a fine bachelor rooster.
But, uh…
Uh-uh!
You're right!
He does look like a dog,
but he's a rooster, all right.
He just wears that dog suit
to keep lovesick
hens away from him.
Oh!
Now, here's how to get him.
Everybody, I say,
everybody knows
the way to a man's heart
is through his stomach.
Take this fine casaba
melon over to him.
Show him what you got,
but don't let him have it.
Tease him a little.
Make him chase you.
Is any of this filtering through
that little blue
bonnet of yours?
Yes.
Nice but sharp
as a sack of wet mice.
Psst!
For me?
This cluck's off her onion.
All right, salome.
Give papa the pretty melon.
Give me that casaba,
you peabrain!
Oh!
He's chasing me.
I'm wide, I say, I'm wide open!
Shoot me a lateral.
That's it.
That's the old
passing it, kiddo.
Your rooster, girlie.
I've hooked,
I say, I've hooked him.
It's up to you to land him.
Sooner or later,
she's bound to try to get
him out of that dog suit.
Then whoa, Nellie!
Hey, wait a minute.
What are you trying to do,
pull the skin off of me?
Yes.
Well, it won't work, girlie.
It's on too tight.
Now, what's this all about?
Well…
Look, chick, I got news for you.
What you want's a rooster,
not a dog, which I am.
Yes!
With that puss,
your only chance to get a rooster
is to trap one.
Here's how you go about
building a trap.
You get yourself
a couple of 2 x 4s.
Then you get a stepladder…
What in the, I say,
what in the world
is that hen up to now?
I don't know what you're doing
with that bowling ball, girlie,
but I'm not one to let
a lady do a man's job.
There you are, sister.
Have fun.
Nutty as a fruitcake.
Going on your honeymoon?
Yes.
Yes!
I say, yes!
I wonder what
them varmints is doing
round that old well?
I'll sashay down there
and find out.
Move aside!
Make way for a pirate.
Hey, varmint,
what in tarnation's going on here?
For 500 simoleons,
I'll give you a penny.
Drop it in the well
and make a wish.
Your wish will come true.
Fork over the cash.
You're holding up the line.
Fork over one of them pennies,
or I'll cut you off at the pass.
Yes, sir.
You talked me into it.
All right, you dumb well.
I've always wanted
to have a rich relative
who'd kicked the bucket
and left all his money to me,
so let's have it!
A very rich relative
in poor health
doth will to you
his entire wealth.
But, sire,
there is no more money.
Your uncle the king has
cut off your allowance.
You know the penalty
for not having
the books balanced.
Oh, no!
Not the nose
in the book penalty.
Yeah, the nose in the book.
We got to get some money!
Ooh! Well,
what do you want?
Good evening.
My company has selected you,
under no obligation,
to be the proud owner of
legal tender amounting to…
We don't want any!
£1 million!
A million pounds?
Well…
Come right in.
Welcome to the house of Sam.
"To make certain
this money be received
"by a worthy person
of mild temperament,
"the bearer of the document"…
That's me… "has been
authorized to deduct
"from the total amount
any sum he sees fit
whenever there's
any display of temper."
In short, whenever
you blow your top,
you blow some dough.
Get it?
Proceed.
Allow me to be your most humble
and mild-tempered host.
Oh, uh, Sam!
Pass the salt, please!
Salt?
Get it yourself!
Uh-oh. That'll cost
you about, uh…
Salt?
Why didn't you say so?
Here's your salt, bunny.
I hope you like it.
Oh, uh…
The pepper, please.
Pepper!
Oh, uh…
Yeah, hee hee.
The pepper.
Coming right up.
Put a room across…
Oh, Sam!
Oh, no.
How about the olives?
Aah…
That dirty pera-alta
bak-a-flappin'
filabustin' gloom-a-burtin…
Now, what was that
you were saying?
I like you, rabbit.
I heard you in there.
It'll cost you £300.
£300!
400.
Ooh!
Eh, I'm not sleepy.
I'll hang around a while.
Good night, Sam.
Nighty-night, bunny.
♪ I dream of Jeannie ♪
♪ She's a light brown hare ♪
♪ Ia te de da ♪
♪ Da da da de ta ta de ♪
Stop that music,
you crazy rockin' varmint rabbit!
Well, that should be worth £400.
Hee hee!
I was only kidding.
How about singing me to sleep
with that brahm's lullaby?
What do you say, Frankie boy?
Well, maybe.
♪ Da da da dum ♪
♪ Ta da da da da ♪
♪ Ta dum ta da ♪
Do you like it?
I like it.
I like it.
♪ Ia da di do do do ♪
♪ Ia do di di ♪
Get out of there!
Hey, you splatter-spattin'
NASA-trapperall!
I heard you.
It's going to cost you £400.
Oh!
And 35 shillings.
Ooh!
Hey, doc,
what's that song you're playing?
I like it.
Dirty…
If this keeps up,
I won't have anything left.
I'll get rid of him.
It'll look like an accident.
Oh, Mr. Bunny!
There's someone
at the door for you.
Tell him to come back tomorrow.
I'll be here all day.
What?
Oh, no, you're not!
You're coming out right now!
Out, out, out!
O.k., Sam,
it's all yours.
Why, you…
Whew!
The alps have got nothing on
these stairs for climbing.
Oop!
I got it licked, rabbit.
I don't get mad
no more. Watch this.
See?
Ha ha ha!
I can take it.
I haven't the heart to tell him
he's used up all the money.
Ooh, I hates wishing Wells.
See here, my good fellow,
you're creating a
bottleneck in the line.
Oh, yeah?
Seaweed Sam don't take
that kind of talk
from no fancy pants!
Yikes!
You've unpanted me.
Feel a draft, varmint?
Ha ha ha!
Wretch.
Have you no couth?
Great horny-toads.
It fits.
So you're
the map-stealing varmint
who done run off
with my treasure map.
Well, you got three
seconds to cough it up
before I stunt your growth.
To have my weakness exposed
in front of all these people.
What if I am a coward?
At least I'm a live coward.
Take the map.
Now to find the treasure.
Let's see now…
"Walk 10 paces north, northeast.
1… 2…
3…
4, 5, 6, 7…
8, 9…
10.
Iarriba, arriba, arriba!
Iarriba! Iandele!
Ouch! Out, infidel.
Pollute not my wholesome well.
Iarriba, arriba, arriba!
Iarriba! Iandele!
Well, get out of my way!
I'll catch that rodent varmint.
The only two things
a pirate will run for
is money and public office.
Iarriba! Iandele!
Oops!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
Slow down,
you cantankerous cuss!
Let go of my map,
you duck-billed platypus!
Hey, boss,
watch out for the volcano!
Hot rocks!
You'll get hot foots!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Aah!
Ooh!
Yeow!
Yeow!
Now look what you done,
you flea-brained varmint!
You ruined my map!
Map?
Only he who holds the map
is possessor of the well.
The island's changing
back to what it was!
Maybe that stupid well's got
one more wish left in it.
I suspect not.
How about just one
teensy-weensy wish?
Just one?
There are some wishes
in the well.
In truth, they number three.
Use these three wishes
wisely, friends,
for they are the last
there will be.
Did you hear that, fellas?
The well has
graciously consented
to give us three more wishes.
Isn't that swell?
Imarvelousomente!
You could wish
for E.T. To get home.
Three wishes.
That's one apiece.
Speedy can wish the first one,
me the second, Sam the third.
Listen. My stomach
she is grumbling.
I wish I had a big fat burrito.
I never saw a burrito that
looked so good like this.
How can you make
a stupid wish like that?
I wish that burrito would
stick on your dumb nose.
Frijole!
What are you doing?
Take him off quick!
I can't breathe
nothing but burrito!
Well, Sam,
there's only one thing to do.
Use that third wish to get
that burrito off his nose.
It's the only
humane thing to do.
Don't you think so, Sam?
Sam? Sam!
Too late, duck.
I already wished
for a pirate ship.
After I sinks
a certain pesky rabbit,
I'll come back and pick you up!
Ooh, you're despicable!
And now I
say, without the jokes…