Da nao guang chang long (1993) - full transcript
Cheng, an attention-seeking no-hoper who works at a radio station, announcing food prices. But when his path crosses with that of Fong Yan's ghost, the telling of her story helps Cheng become the star presenter of the nightly serial.
That night of thunderstorm
The dowager drags Chien-wen into the hall
Chien-wen pleads
Don't, madam
Don't? You are a curse
Since you entered our family
master's pet bird was killed
And then the rats and cockroaches
We were invariable unlucky at the lottery
Aren't you jinx? Get out!
Madam, pity me, please
I've got Chun-ping's baby with me
Then the No.1 wife, Piao-mei
Kicked Chien-wen's swollen belly
You must've got that bastard by another man
Madam, Chun-ping did vouchsafe
His true love to me the other day
Are Chien-wen and her baby in mortal danger?
Will Chun-ping find gold
- in San Francisco?
- Have another cup of herbal tea
Dear Listeners
- Remember to tune to the next episode of
- Hot water!
The Stone-Heart Lover
Each episode breaks at a climax
What'll happen to Chien-wen?
- Want to know the ending?
- Yes
Ask me
You work with the broadcasting station?
You won't know unless you do
- Do you work at the broadcasting station?
- Yes
How will Chien-wen and Chun-ping end up?
Is Lei-sha as beautiful as her voice?
They say it's a big broadcasting station
You asked me so many questions.
Let me digress a little
Now let me introduce an exciting program
What program?
Cheng Ming-pao repeats the food prices now
Live port $1.25 a catty
Listen to Swatowese music
Give me a glass of hot milk
This is not Dairy Farm
Chen Chi
Damn you raising your voice like that!
- What are you doing?
- You'll stand to gain
Penicillin, cortisone, cough drops.
Go round the West Point Pier
You smuggling?
You take these to cure, not to kill people
Make a round over there and
you can rest for 3 months
- What's the remuneration?
- 200
- That's quite a lot
- Right
Chen Chi?
Brother Tallie
No, he's Shortie, I'm Tallie
There's a risk in every
line, hide your identity
Tallie, look
Penicillin, quinine and
other medicines, brother
I'm rich
- Give Chen Chi money and tell him to get away
- Thank you
Cops!
- So you're a spy
- I'm not
- Discharge the cargo and run
- Go down
- Stop!
- Halt!
Stop!
Our money?
You're wanted. Now I'll strangle you dead
We're friends. I won't betray you
What about the $2,500 you got for the cargo?
I nearly got killed and you ask for money?
What about my cargo?
Dumped into the sea, damn it!
I don't believe it
If I cheated you, I'd end
up like this umbrella
I don't care. Give me back the money
I couldn't help it, Chen Chi
- Chen Chi? He's wanted. Come on!
- Police!
I didn't do it, Chi
So you're a spy!
Chi, I am not a rat
We're brothers, I won't hurt you
- Didn't you say we were cronies?
- Yes
Damn you!
Open the door!
Sorry. I don't want to get jailed
Well, I'll help you like a friend
- Open up!
- Run! Leave me behind!
Be a friend and hold it, brother
Get hold of me!
Chen Chi, you can't get away!
See if you can get away
Come out
Ming-pao, you did a fine thing.
I come out and you...
Come out first
You break my glasses and I get you in jail
We're now even
Here now is a news report
The HK Govt. announced that
Water rationing may be introduced
at month-end due to the draught
The Fire Services promised to
save water when combating fire
A man in a tram was electrocuted to death
The Tramway Co. said it
was not their electricity
Police...
Who are you? You look familiar
Are you Chen Chi's girlfriends?
Come to get the money?
Chen Chi has very good taste
How did you get in?
You brought me in
I brought you in?
You're both rough and tough
Mind your speech! I didn't touch you
You touched the umbrella, not me
- This umbrella yours? Take it
- Thank you
Any proof?
My soul is inside it
Soul?
You got it from your boy friend
So you take it as your soul!?
You misunderstand. I mean...
I'm a ghost
You a ghost?
I'm a ghost too
Go now. I'm afraid of you.
Go now
Go now. Take back your umbrella
Get back to your boy friend
Don't make trouble here
I couldn't get in all because of you
Don't let me see you again, bitch!
Don't be afraid. I won't harm you
I only want you to fix that umbrella for me
I'll buy you a new one
No, any other umbrella won't work
What then?
I want to ask you a favor
No problem
Take me to a place
Where? A cemetery or a graveyard?
Kuang Chang Lung
Kuang Chang Lung?
What a classy carrying a girl's umbrella
Could it be Yam Kim-fai?
Here's Kuang Chang Lung. Looking for people?
No, I come back for vengeance
- Did I scare you?
- No
So cruel. Bake you to death.
Oh, no!
Guess how many times you
can kiss me all your life?
1,000, 10,000, 1,000,000 times. Not enough
promise you won't love any other girls
I do, for anything
The door's being opened. Get in
It's hot
Wait for me
Sister Yam
You always posed as a man.
This girl's umbrella won't suit you
Get up. Let me help you
He's out of his mind. Go now
You forced me to bring you
here, but now you're leaving
What's all this vengeance stuff?
Get no time playing games with you
I don't want to do it
Miss, vengeance is a vicious circle
I saw him, but we're in different worlds now
A razor's edge stands between love and hate
I can't think of a proper description now
In a word, I've done what I wanted to do
Your grudge is none of my business. Bye-bye
Go home and start life anew
I'll go back and have a scented bath
What if you did kill him?
Don't look at me. I don't like it
- What are you doing?
- Sorry, a clansman
Clansman?
I recognize your voice.
You're that broadcaster Cheng Miing-pao
You recognize me?
Your signature, please
Okay, but where?
I'm luck now
Sign over here
Your penmanship is okay
Lei-sha
Lei-sha? The celebrated Lei-sha
Sign some more for me
You're smart
Don't ask for anybody's
autographs around here
Why are you here?
I'm Pang Fu, the new broadcaster
of market prices
With your country accent?
Listeners, here now is
a report on food prices
Local pork $2.60 a catty
mainland pork $1.50 a catty
Vegetables: gerian chrysanthemum
$0.45 a catty
Watercress $0.325,
spinach $0.329, choy sum $0.20
Here ends the broadcast of food prices
Let's meet again in the next life. Bye-bye
Was I being emotional?
Kill me! You shouldn't have done that
Even tho' you got fired!
Sorry, Director, I didn't much it
That Tungkuan man was choked to death.
He can't make it
What about the next program?
Ad-bib and you trip on your tongue
Sure
Only the two of us can broadcast live here
It's better for you to trip
Director, I won't slip
I don't care. Go out quick!
Sisters' Eau de Cologne is fragrant
Sisters' Eau de Cologne smells good
Remember to buy Sisters' Eau de Cologne only
Five Rams batteries are durable and powerful
Please buy Five Rams batteries
Wing On's bargains for this week-end
Chicken brand cotton underwear
now $0.55; from $0.70
Plastic dustpan $0.10; formerly $0.15
Lady's handbag, originally $3.50,
now $2.95
Come early to Wing On this
Friday, Saturday and Sunday
Four Cows Condensed Milk
Four Cows Condensed Milk
You're tuned to Rediffusion Silver Station
Here now is tonight's special
Be smart
What are you doing?
Director, I don't know how to start
Not so loud
Tell my story, okay?
- Okay?
- Try
Dear listeners,
let me tell you a story
Hope you don't mind
How lousy
Luckily I'm not doing it
Yesterday I picked an umbrella at the wharf
What's so strange?
When I got home, it talked to me.
Unbelievable!
Even ghosts won't believe it
It's so spooky that you might not believe it
So I've brought it with me here
Trying to wow the listeners!
Yes, I'm coming
Yes, I came from the South a month before
To take over my dad's hotel business
Never expected that my love story
Would've ended up in tragedy
On May 6 afternoon, I came to this hotel...
With my heavy luggage
It's OK. Take this.
Thank you
- Thank you
- You're nice
Why have you got one cent more than I do?
I'm one year older, and taller too
But I'm fatter
My queue is longer than yours
In form, I've taken over
this hotel of my dad's
But somehow I feel that
nothing belongs to me
Except this room of mine
Everybody busily plays his part in life
Comparatively I'm not so busy
Or have no fixed role to play
Miss
Look at the accounts
- Miss
- Morning
He seems to play the most special role here
They say he's moved here for over 2 weeks
But he goes out only once every day
He goes out in a hurry and
comes beak in a hurry
Everything's quiet in his room
He seems to take an interest only
In watching scenes outside
What's it so interesting in the street?
Morning
He turned out to be a cop
I'm Chung-i's friend
I know you work in this corner.
I want to get some stuff from you
- Have you got any proof?
- Proof?
Mr. Ma, your certificate
Bloody coop, a set-up! Keep away!
Help me, police!
Help me!
Come quickly! What are you waiting for?
A kiss
Keep down!
Don't you know I've been
watching him for 2 weeks?
I set the trap with taxpayers' money
You're a policeman, you should help me
Take it back
Keep away
Shoot you!
Since he left,
there's no more aura of mystery in the hotel
It's like an aging but
sophisticated woman who
Can no longer arouse a man's interest
Good, win!
- Miss
- Morning
Stop making fun
Don't make fun in public
He's that drug peddler who took me hostage
Have a puff
- For you
- Follow me?
No, you're mistaken
You really are mistaken
Get out of the way!
You again?
You really are interfering
I tailed him out of curiosity.
Then I called the police
Call the police, hear that?
You must be ignorant of death?
I'm not afraid of death
You're a busybody
You're interfering
Come, let me take you to see human hell
How's it? How's your luck today?
- Outrageous, it's no fun
- Lost again. Let's go
- Thank you
- Win more
Are you afraid?
Cuties, don't have to work?
Brother Ma, coming again?
Your woman is pretty
Brother Ma
- Where's Ying?
- Down below
Have a cup of tea first
Recently we've got several
pretty girls. Interested?
I have no time today. Some other day
- There are more to see down below
- Where?
Ying
Brother Ma, are you free?
Ying
I'm bringing a girl to follow you for a day
She wants to enrich her experience
Not bad. A guest outside
wants to get a young lady
Take her for a try
Damn you! Go now
- You're in my way
- Sorry, I'm in your way
Why hit me? It's only for fun
You can't afford to have fun?
You said you're not afraid
Don't hit any more!
I'll hit back if you hit again
Brother Ma, want a room?
They did something daring in a filthy place
Are they unbridled or too impulsive?
Are they unbridled or too impulsive?
Dear listeners, time's up again
I'll finish the story for
you if the occasion arises
Bye-bye
Sure
Fantastic, you can even cope with that
Isn't that interesting?
You'll continue to enjoy the
fun for sure. Thank you
Cheng Ming-pao, bravo! And
you mimic female voice too!
Listeners, tune to Rediffusion
Silver Network for
Cheng Ming-pao's ghost
story tomorrow at 9 p.m.
Thank you
Coming
On my account, boss
Have a bowl of hot beancurd. It's nice
Making fun of a ghost
Sorry, I forgot ghosts don't eat
Sorry, I forgot ghosts don't eat
You're OK. You fear no heat and won't starve
- Who's this?
- It's me
- So fat?
- It was taken when I was fat
The Director praised me for my endowment
Lei-sha has looked up to me
What's be our topic tomorrow night?
My days are numbered. I must
hurry to find my husband
I fail to see why you didn't kill him
Nothing restores your life
even a reunion with him
Would a man forsake his own wife
For a dead one?
Am I very ugly?
Yes, as a ghost
As a human being, you're OK
If you had a wife like me
Would you still go tomcatting?
If I were your husband,
would you let me womanize?
Of course not
Luckily you're not my wife
Why not spend these few days helping me
Offer something good to the listeners?
I can't imitate your voice and you're free
How about telling me tomorrow's story now?
What are you staring at?
Nothing
It's raining. Go and pack up quickly
What are you doing outside?
I'm hot. I need a shower
Come here and let's bathe
together to save water
I'll bathe myself if you don't
I promise to continue to tell that story
- Serious?
- Thank you, it's thundering
Thank God. God's on my side
Listeners, they're sizzling on
Look, how romantic they are
What a stupid woman. That man looks unreliable
When a girl is in love
She must wear sunglasses
Why? Because she's too blind to see anything
What kind of a man are you?
Isn't it too late for
you to ask me that now?
Yes, if you're a bad man
You know I have only one friend,
you
I'm a good family girl
But I know nothing about you
Except that you're a policeman
And you're a bachelor
I know you no more than that
It doesn't pay to know so much
In any case, I must know
Why have you brought me here?
You want to know more about me, don't you?
Fang Yin
What are you doing here?
To see you getting excited and jealous?
Why don't you help me?
The way you fell, it was such fun
Go to hell.
A girl must behave herself
You wanton man!
That's an enjoyment, understand?
Enjoyment? Lewdness and lust?
Is it for real?
You're bleeding
- It was only an accident
- I know
Dows it hurt or not?
Your heart aches?
I've scratched your face
I enjoy seeing girls who
care and fight for me
Why? Are you out of your mind?
Don't you like me for that?
She knew this man was playing with her
but she love it
Stupid Woman
What is it?
I want to see policemen Ma
It's too late, Miss
Ma Kuang-shen, come out quickly!
Ma Kuang-shen
Why are you here?
Why? You haven't paid for the love session
What did you say?
Don't take me for your lover. Pay now
What's there to see? Go in and sleep
You covet her money. You
shouldn't have come to me
Bitch, out of my way!
You stand no chance! Come back with me
Don't expect to mix with a rich woman
Don't expect to mix with a rich woman
I like her. Go off quickly
Don't ever come to see me again
Ma, you did a fine thing!
Listen, you can't win the
heart of this fickle man
Don't listen to her nonsense!
I don't feel like saying anything
To try to win a man's heart
Out of jealousy and pride
Does it mean she's madly in love?
Let our listeners judge for themselves
Now the wall clock show time's up again
Goodbye, same time tomorrow night
He said about us. Impossible!
Don't forget she's dead
And I buried her myself
- Then she...
- Never mind
Here ends the episode of
Cheng Ming-pao's horror story
The Female Ghost Vengeance
Tune in at the same time next time
Even if she were a ghost, she
could only take your sool
But not your heart. Right?
Miss Lei-sha
Just call me Lei-sha
Lei-sha?
I enjoy listening to your program
Thank you
I enjoy eating midnight snacks too
I won't be in your way then
You won't. I need your company
Lei-sha
- Or sha-sha
- Sha-sha
Mind the Director,
I'll go and get my handbag
Sha-sha
- We've come to arrest you
- Miss Lei-sha, leaving?
Yes, bye-bye
Miss Lei-sha, please autograph for me
- You look okay
- Thank you
Miss Lei-sha, we all admire you
Thank you. Bye-bye
Not in
- Pal
- What's it?
I've stayed long enough.
I must go back to compare a program
I'm Cheng Ming-pao, a broadcaster
of food prices
Have some patience
Why are you detaining me?
Why not? Do I have to sit with you?
No, I'll try hard to sit by myself
Sorry
You've already detained him the whole day
You've already detained him the whole day
Sorry, may I use the telephone?
No
I know you
What do you know about me?
I don't know you
I don't think so
Impossible
Is that all you want to ask
by bringing me here, sir?
We suspect you to be involved in a case
The broadcasting station is waiting
for me to compere my program
Its boss is a J.P. who knows the Governor
You know the consequence for detaining me?
Don't you know the consequence?
I meant to scare you only but it didn't work
Let me go, I beg you.
I must compere my program at 9 p.m.
That's your own business
You can't detain me for nothing
- You know him?
- Chen Chi
Your accomplice broke jail this morning
And he took away the Government's
prison uniform
- That's a frame-up!
- Shut up! Stop nagging!
I'm a Director, but why am I in such a fix
Which other Directors are never in?
Stop grumbling. Try to find
a substitute for Ming-pao
Lei-sha, you're my closest girlfriend
I can't speak without a script in hand
Don't let me down
You'll be the more disappointed
if you know more
The music will soon be over
- You!
- Can I do it?
As the Director,
can you take up the blame for once?
What do you take me for?
You talk to me like that?
Someone who's dissatisfied with you
Calm down. I'll do it
I can only tell erotic stories
Why's there no prologue?
Yes, yes
Thank you
Now Cheng Ming-pao's ghost story begins
Dear listeners
In the last episode, I tried to own a man
And made hi leave that bad woman
For the sake of pride
Why is there no breakdown in this program?
Recording was invented not long ago
I don't think you can mimic
a female voice. Show me
I'm here to give statements
only. Do I have to mimic?
What if that voice is not mine?
Do you feel that voice sounds familiar?
Are you questioning me
or am I questioning you?
But you were quiet
A broaddeasting station can't do without voice
I'll do the asking if you don't
Brother
Louder
We've detained him for a long time.
The radio station may question us
I'll let you go now
Promise you'll co-operate and
come again whenever required
Sir
Thank you
Brother, the bride is fixed
No hurry. Finish this bet first
Luck to the lady going out
Go in
Haven't finished yet
Congratulations, groom!
Congratulations! Let me have a look
You can't see her now
Make way. The bride is coming
You don't even invite me a neighbor.
You won't end up well
Please make way. The bride's coming
Please make way
See if she's beautiful
Mount the sedan
"Over the sedan, Gold and silver jewelry let you want"
Don't worry, it's luck
Burn the bride's umbrella. And riches galore
Stand still
Are you out of your mind?
Ma, I don't care how many
mistresses you have
But you can't desert me.
I won't let you go
Your wedding gifts
- Bitch!
- Don't!
Don't go away!
Don't go away!
Let me go!
So you asked for it
My husband never returns home to sleep
He must be with that whore again
Then one night, I summed up my courage
Madam, brother Ma is not here
Madam, listen, he really isn't here
I just came down from above. I didn't lie
Ask brother Ma if you don't believe me
No fight?
No scenes even for that? What's a new idal
- Mr. Ma, coming back?
- Yes, where's Miss?
In her room
Fang Yin
You're being unfair to me again
I promise this will be the last
No way, you can't control your lust
I swear I'll part with her
Or I'll be condemned by Heaven
Come, let me take you to hospital
Too late
Will you kiss me?
Yin
I'm doing you an injustice
You promised you'd be damned
if you didn't leave here
Making fun of me?
Never trust a man
One night I came back early from Macao
I had some unlucky hunches
Come on
Out of my way!
Yin
- I thought you were in Macao
- Let go!
I'm only taking a moral holiday.
Don't take it seriously
You made a vow
I did? You fooled me into doing it
Don't quarrel
No love can be settled by quarrelling
Tramp!
Your husband brought me here
Stop, stop!
Tramp?
Stop! Haven't I been unlucky enough?
The business has suffered a downward spin
The people around me have
made me a laughing stock
You brought me into all this
Fang Yin
Let go, don't entangle me
Fang Yin
I was Killed in this way
My spirit lingered in the umbrella
blown away by the wind
Ghost
- What are you doing?
- I asked for it myself
I was madly in love with
him and I overtrusted him
She's not a ghost, she's my friend
- Come in
- Is that so”?
Why are you so sad?
She's still alive
Let me make the introductions
Our Director Mr. Hsiao.
Miss Lei-sha. Fang Yin
How do you do?
We didn't see her enter the studio
Only a ghost could've come in like that
Magic, magic
Have you been to the toilet?
Have you ever blinked?
She often made a fool of me
She tells a true story. Pity her
Go out
Go and perform
What about me?
Stay here to watch her play magic
- I pity you. No more magic
- Thanks
She's dead and can't revive on the air
She's still alive
If she isn't dead, kill her one more time
A ghost or not, she won't let us go
Let's kill Cheng Ming-pao too, if necessary
- You're inhuman!
- I'm inhuman
You think you're human, Mr. Ma?
Dead or alive, she means much to me
Your friend?
She returned home herself
Come to my home to have tea and cakes first
If you should get evil...
A man gets evil because
he's spoiled by a female
People may see us
Men can't see us
Wait a while
Where are you going?
Isn't your home down below?
You're spooky. Wait for me
Su Chi
What are you doing at this hour?
- Fixing the umbrella
- You told me to do it
Take your time. I'll come for it tomorrow
Sit on the table if the seat is occupied
Sit on the bed if the table is occupied
It's hard to imagine
A thief may have entered
A thief must have been here
Can't find him
A thief has really been here to steal
- Thief!
- Fire!
- Where are you going?
- To rescue that umbrella
- How much is that umbrella?
- Anyway, it's valuable
Mr. Cheng, how come your
umbrella gets burnt?
It's now in flames. My life!
Help put out the fire quickly!
Quick, pour water here!
Ghost, are you all right?
You don't have to help me mend it
No more nonsense
- I knew you wanted...
- Shut up!
You take me for a sex fiend, an animal
You take me for a sex maniac
I am not
I had no time to pull your leg
I got you involved
You may make me madder if you continue
If you drop this umbrella
I won't follow you anymore
Don't doubt my personality
They're arsonists and robbers
Would they let us go so easily?
At worst I'll die with them
Unlike you, I'd be tougher as a ghost
Why are you so infatuated?
Do me another favor. That's simple
Any danger to my life?
I don't want to be a lonely spirit
Let me fix a tablet for you, okay?
Dig out my body
Hope it hasn't decayed yet
Are you serious?
Sha-sha, cooled off now? Sorry
I missed you
Have you got a driving licence?
Where to? Why bring a hoe and a spade?
Sand playing is fun for children
as romance is for adults
You're full of zany ideas
Don't tickle me. Sit tight
- It's very romantic
- Is it?
Where?
Here?
Here? Can't be?
Let's cross the bridge, Fang Yin
What for?
Let's cross the bridge, Sha-sha
What for?
Never mind
Okay, silence is gold
You stay here. I'll go down and pick it
Excuse me
I didn't do it
- So you're a killer
- I was only helping others
- You want to kill me or rape me first?
- No
- Rape me if you want to kill me
- I won't rape you
- Rape me if you want to kill me
- I won't rape you
He killed Miss Fang
Why did you scare her stiff?
I meant to help you explain only
Sit still, no tricks!
Now I'm ready to get back to the copse
When decay sets in, no more reincarnation
Wipe some more? Must strip
Don't wipe anymore. Put
my corpse on the chair
Put it where the moon shines
Possess it before the day breaks
I'm ready to get back to the copse
When decay sets in, no more reincarnation
You're bewitched by a ghost
You've heard her story. Don't you pity her?
You love her, not me
Go now
What? Deserting me after
I help you dig the corpse?
You desert me in her presence
- What are you doing?
- I can't help it
A man weeps only when his heart is broken
Wish I had a man weeping over me
I'm not weeping over that bitch
I weep only because I fall in my first date
After 30 years as a virgin
Wish I had a man like you
Any plans?
To return to Kuang Chang Lung
to see the last of him
Before I woke up in the morning
She cleaned my home, the left
She returned to her hotel to
meet her heartless husband
Then she was seen hand-in-hand with
her husband leaving the hotel
Since then, they lived happily together
But isn't it sadistic to have
Fought for a man like that?
Possibly, loving someone is
torturing one's own self
Since then, the man/ghost couple's
whereabouts are unknown
The ending may be too abrupt
But it's a happy ending, isn't it?
Goodbye, ladies and gentlemen
With money, you can easily get that
- Don't tell brother about it
- I won't
I forgot to tell you something
The Buddhist rites have been performed
Arms Liu said it could even kill a vampire
Thank you
Don't drink anymore. You can get drunk
I won't, it's plum juice
Ming-pao, the female ghost
vengeance story is over
You haven't told the listeners
about tomorrow's story
It depends on what ghosts I meet tomorrow
Don't make fun of me!
We got lots of calls about
tomorrow's ghost story
There are many kinds
They want Cheng Ming-pao
No problem, right, Ming-pao?
To gain both money and favors, is it okay?
They're used to it
Mr. Cheng
I'm here. You're...
I'm that ugly heroine of your story
Did that ghost possess you
or is she still alive?
Don't take it seriously. Only a story
If she really needs that men. I'll leave
No much the better
But she's now on the way to Kuang Chang Lung
I wish she won't come back
to me like in the story
I wish she won't come back
to me like in the story
- She won't thereafter
- I hope so
I must break her tie
Me, too
Who are you?
Not my concern, I've come
to finish him off too
Keep away!
I'll kill you, Ming-pao
I'll strangle you dead
What's the matter?
Who's it?
- You?
- Are you afraid?
Are you human or a ghost?
I'm human
You're still alive?
I haven't given up yet
Fang Yin
Splendid.
I thought I did something
that can't be remedied
Don't worry, evil will find its root
Please forgive me
I know you mean so much to
me only after I've lost you
It's too late to repent
Since you're alive
Let's sell and leave Kuang Chang Lung
I swear I'll never fail you again
A man swears to any girls like that
You still don't trust me?
Why should I fool you now?
Why weren't you nicer to me before my death?
Why love me now I've become a ghost?
Why she not to dead
I'll put it aside
Would you kill tat woman for me?
Last time it was an accident only
If I wanted to kill you, it
could be an accident too
After you die, I'll kill myself
That won't be necessary. We're both alive
I'll tired. I don't want
to run around anymore
Since we love each other...
Why? I don't want to die
Kill you
Are you out of you mind?
I'm not. I'm doing it because of you
Keep away! I must kill her
- Who are you looking for at this hour?
- Keep away!
- Who are you looking for?
- Him
- Him?
- Shit!
Don't take that gun. At
worst we'll die together
Have you had enough scramble?
I'm rotten. You collect rotten men?
Shoot, shoot, if you wish
Fire, shoot me, fire!
Give me back that gun
No
Give it to me
No
Hold it
Gun misfired!
Get it back to me
I killed Cheng with it
I use it to kill ghosts
Ghost? Let me use a pole
Do you sympathize with that ghost above?
I sympathize with that one below
Go away!
- Fang Yin
- What are you doing here?
Don't hurt him
Chen Ming-pao, don't call me
Chen Chi if I don't kill you
Fugitive Chen Chi?
Why are you coming back?
And you?
Nothing special
Who? Who's it?
Looks like a female
- No one must go in
- Lei-sha
- Fang Yin
- Go now
I'll go if you don't
You're nice. If you alive
Our love-hate relationship is over. See you
We have affinity
What has become of your looks?
It's terrible!
You creep, you jilt!
Stop, stop!
You're in love with thin kid?
You know jealousy?
Out of the way!
Don't you?
She's dead and you still bully her?
Is she dead?
Yes, I've come as a walking
corpse with a spirit
Yes, I've come as a walking
corpse with a spirit
Impossible. There's no spirit in this world
I did love you but am not constant
Like other men, I couldn't resist
other girls' temptation
Can't you both be my wife and concubine?
Concubinage is permitted by the Government
Why? Why?
Four Eyes, isn't that right?
You want vengeance
Come on, shoot, shoot!
Four Eyes, come on, shoot!
Yin, I knew you wouldn't kill me
You're still in love with me, aren't you?
Here are 2 bullets, one for that man
The other for that ghost. Reasonable?
Yes
If I die, please bury us together
Otherwise, I might as a ghost...
Don't worry
I'll arrange a decent funeral for you
Kuang-shen
Kuang-shen
I've never loved you. Go now
But I love you
Don't say I won't help you
What are you doing?
I must keep my promise with her
- Are they legally married?
- Yes
Don't make me crushed by
a ghost, or I'll be mad
Aren't we getting mad?
Benefactors, what were you doing?
Got a multiplex three-in-one?
Two is affinity, three is jinx
That's professional
You brought either of them yourselves.
Buddha be blessed
Finished? Thank you, master
Thank you
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Affinity or jinx, let them
settle between them
If...
In case of trouble, tell him to come to me
Ming-pao, you really are brave
In fact, love doesn't mean possession only
For instance, police love
me and the prison loves me
But they don't have to possess me, right?
I'll stop if you're not interested
Are you going to give yourself up?
Life is short. Enjoy a few days more. Go now
The dowager drags Chien-wen into the hall
Chien-wen pleads
Don't, madam
Don't? You are a curse
Since you entered our family
master's pet bird was killed
And then the rats and cockroaches
We were invariable unlucky at the lottery
Aren't you jinx? Get out!
Madam, pity me, please
I've got Chun-ping's baby with me
Then the No.1 wife, Piao-mei
Kicked Chien-wen's swollen belly
You must've got that bastard by another man
Madam, Chun-ping did vouchsafe
His true love to me the other day
Are Chien-wen and her baby in mortal danger?
Will Chun-ping find gold
- in San Francisco?
- Have another cup of herbal tea
Dear Listeners
- Remember to tune to the next episode of
- Hot water!
The Stone-Heart Lover
Each episode breaks at a climax
What'll happen to Chien-wen?
- Want to know the ending?
- Yes
Ask me
You work with the broadcasting station?
You won't know unless you do
- Do you work at the broadcasting station?
- Yes
How will Chien-wen and Chun-ping end up?
Is Lei-sha as beautiful as her voice?
They say it's a big broadcasting station
You asked me so many questions.
Let me digress a little
Now let me introduce an exciting program
What program?
Cheng Ming-pao repeats the food prices now
Live port $1.25 a catty
Listen to Swatowese music
Give me a glass of hot milk
This is not Dairy Farm
Chen Chi
Damn you raising your voice like that!
- What are you doing?
- You'll stand to gain
Penicillin, cortisone, cough drops.
Go round the West Point Pier
You smuggling?
You take these to cure, not to kill people
Make a round over there and
you can rest for 3 months
- What's the remuneration?
- 200
- That's quite a lot
- Right
Chen Chi?
Brother Tallie
No, he's Shortie, I'm Tallie
There's a risk in every
line, hide your identity
Tallie, look
Penicillin, quinine and
other medicines, brother
I'm rich
- Give Chen Chi money and tell him to get away
- Thank you
Cops!
- So you're a spy
- I'm not
- Discharge the cargo and run
- Go down
- Stop!
- Halt!
Stop!
Our money?
You're wanted. Now I'll strangle you dead
We're friends. I won't betray you
What about the $2,500 you got for the cargo?
I nearly got killed and you ask for money?
What about my cargo?
Dumped into the sea, damn it!
I don't believe it
If I cheated you, I'd end
up like this umbrella
I don't care. Give me back the money
I couldn't help it, Chen Chi
- Chen Chi? He's wanted. Come on!
- Police!
I didn't do it, Chi
So you're a spy!
Chi, I am not a rat
We're brothers, I won't hurt you
- Didn't you say we were cronies?
- Yes
Damn you!
Open the door!
Sorry. I don't want to get jailed
Well, I'll help you like a friend
- Open up!
- Run! Leave me behind!
Be a friend and hold it, brother
Get hold of me!
Chen Chi, you can't get away!
See if you can get away
Come out
Ming-pao, you did a fine thing.
I come out and you...
Come out first
You break my glasses and I get you in jail
We're now even
Here now is a news report
The HK Govt. announced that
Water rationing may be introduced
at month-end due to the draught
The Fire Services promised to
save water when combating fire
A man in a tram was electrocuted to death
The Tramway Co. said it
was not their electricity
Police...
Who are you? You look familiar
Are you Chen Chi's girlfriends?
Come to get the money?
Chen Chi has very good taste
How did you get in?
You brought me in
I brought you in?
You're both rough and tough
Mind your speech! I didn't touch you
You touched the umbrella, not me
- This umbrella yours? Take it
- Thank you
Any proof?
My soul is inside it
Soul?
You got it from your boy friend
So you take it as your soul!?
You misunderstand. I mean...
I'm a ghost
You a ghost?
I'm a ghost too
Go now. I'm afraid of you.
Go now
Go now. Take back your umbrella
Get back to your boy friend
Don't make trouble here
I couldn't get in all because of you
Don't let me see you again, bitch!
Don't be afraid. I won't harm you
I only want you to fix that umbrella for me
I'll buy you a new one
No, any other umbrella won't work
What then?
I want to ask you a favor
No problem
Take me to a place
Where? A cemetery or a graveyard?
Kuang Chang Lung
Kuang Chang Lung?
What a classy carrying a girl's umbrella
Could it be Yam Kim-fai?
Here's Kuang Chang Lung. Looking for people?
No, I come back for vengeance
- Did I scare you?
- No
So cruel. Bake you to death.
Oh, no!
Guess how many times you
can kiss me all your life?
1,000, 10,000, 1,000,000 times. Not enough
promise you won't love any other girls
I do, for anything
The door's being opened. Get in
It's hot
Wait for me
Sister Yam
You always posed as a man.
This girl's umbrella won't suit you
Get up. Let me help you
He's out of his mind. Go now
You forced me to bring you
here, but now you're leaving
What's all this vengeance stuff?
Get no time playing games with you
I don't want to do it
Miss, vengeance is a vicious circle
I saw him, but we're in different worlds now
A razor's edge stands between love and hate
I can't think of a proper description now
In a word, I've done what I wanted to do
Your grudge is none of my business. Bye-bye
Go home and start life anew
I'll go back and have a scented bath
What if you did kill him?
Don't look at me. I don't like it
- What are you doing?
- Sorry, a clansman
Clansman?
I recognize your voice.
You're that broadcaster Cheng Miing-pao
You recognize me?
Your signature, please
Okay, but where?
I'm luck now
Sign over here
Your penmanship is okay
Lei-sha
Lei-sha? The celebrated Lei-sha
Sign some more for me
You're smart
Don't ask for anybody's
autographs around here
Why are you here?
I'm Pang Fu, the new broadcaster
of market prices
With your country accent?
Listeners, here now is
a report on food prices
Local pork $2.60 a catty
mainland pork $1.50 a catty
Vegetables: gerian chrysanthemum
$0.45 a catty
Watercress $0.325,
spinach $0.329, choy sum $0.20
Here ends the broadcast of food prices
Let's meet again in the next life. Bye-bye
Was I being emotional?
Kill me! You shouldn't have done that
Even tho' you got fired!
Sorry, Director, I didn't much it
That Tungkuan man was choked to death.
He can't make it
What about the next program?
Ad-bib and you trip on your tongue
Sure
Only the two of us can broadcast live here
It's better for you to trip
Director, I won't slip
I don't care. Go out quick!
Sisters' Eau de Cologne is fragrant
Sisters' Eau de Cologne smells good
Remember to buy Sisters' Eau de Cologne only
Five Rams batteries are durable and powerful
Please buy Five Rams batteries
Wing On's bargains for this week-end
Chicken brand cotton underwear
now $0.55; from $0.70
Plastic dustpan $0.10; formerly $0.15
Lady's handbag, originally $3.50,
now $2.95
Come early to Wing On this
Friday, Saturday and Sunday
Four Cows Condensed Milk
Four Cows Condensed Milk
You're tuned to Rediffusion Silver Station
Here now is tonight's special
Be smart
What are you doing?
Director, I don't know how to start
Not so loud
Tell my story, okay?
- Okay?
- Try
Dear listeners,
let me tell you a story
Hope you don't mind
How lousy
Luckily I'm not doing it
Yesterday I picked an umbrella at the wharf
What's so strange?
When I got home, it talked to me.
Unbelievable!
Even ghosts won't believe it
It's so spooky that you might not believe it
So I've brought it with me here
Trying to wow the listeners!
Yes, I'm coming
Yes, I came from the South a month before
To take over my dad's hotel business
Never expected that my love story
Would've ended up in tragedy
On May 6 afternoon, I came to this hotel...
With my heavy luggage
It's OK. Take this.
Thank you
- Thank you
- You're nice
Why have you got one cent more than I do?
I'm one year older, and taller too
But I'm fatter
My queue is longer than yours
In form, I've taken over
this hotel of my dad's
But somehow I feel that
nothing belongs to me
Except this room of mine
Everybody busily plays his part in life
Comparatively I'm not so busy
Or have no fixed role to play
Miss
Look at the accounts
- Miss
- Morning
He seems to play the most special role here
They say he's moved here for over 2 weeks
But he goes out only once every day
He goes out in a hurry and
comes beak in a hurry
Everything's quiet in his room
He seems to take an interest only
In watching scenes outside
What's it so interesting in the street?
Morning
He turned out to be a cop
I'm Chung-i's friend
I know you work in this corner.
I want to get some stuff from you
- Have you got any proof?
- Proof?
Mr. Ma, your certificate
Bloody coop, a set-up! Keep away!
Help me, police!
Help me!
Come quickly! What are you waiting for?
A kiss
Keep down!
Don't you know I've been
watching him for 2 weeks?
I set the trap with taxpayers' money
You're a policeman, you should help me
Take it back
Keep away
Shoot you!
Since he left,
there's no more aura of mystery in the hotel
It's like an aging but
sophisticated woman who
Can no longer arouse a man's interest
Good, win!
- Miss
- Morning
Stop making fun
Don't make fun in public
He's that drug peddler who took me hostage
Have a puff
- For you
- Follow me?
No, you're mistaken
You really are mistaken
Get out of the way!
You again?
You really are interfering
I tailed him out of curiosity.
Then I called the police
Call the police, hear that?
You must be ignorant of death?
I'm not afraid of death
You're a busybody
You're interfering
Come, let me take you to see human hell
How's it? How's your luck today?
- Outrageous, it's no fun
- Lost again. Let's go
- Thank you
- Win more
Are you afraid?
Cuties, don't have to work?
Brother Ma, coming again?
Your woman is pretty
Brother Ma
- Where's Ying?
- Down below
Have a cup of tea first
Recently we've got several
pretty girls. Interested?
I have no time today. Some other day
- There are more to see down below
- Where?
Ying
Brother Ma, are you free?
Ying
I'm bringing a girl to follow you for a day
She wants to enrich her experience
Not bad. A guest outside
wants to get a young lady
Take her for a try
Damn you! Go now
- You're in my way
- Sorry, I'm in your way
Why hit me? It's only for fun
You can't afford to have fun?
You said you're not afraid
Don't hit any more!
I'll hit back if you hit again
Brother Ma, want a room?
They did something daring in a filthy place
Are they unbridled or too impulsive?
Are they unbridled or too impulsive?
Dear listeners, time's up again
I'll finish the story for
you if the occasion arises
Bye-bye
Sure
Fantastic, you can even cope with that
Isn't that interesting?
You'll continue to enjoy the
fun for sure. Thank you
Cheng Ming-pao, bravo! And
you mimic female voice too!
Listeners, tune to Rediffusion
Silver Network for
Cheng Ming-pao's ghost
story tomorrow at 9 p.m.
Thank you
Coming
On my account, boss
Have a bowl of hot beancurd. It's nice
Making fun of a ghost
Sorry, I forgot ghosts don't eat
Sorry, I forgot ghosts don't eat
You're OK. You fear no heat and won't starve
- Who's this?
- It's me
- So fat?
- It was taken when I was fat
The Director praised me for my endowment
Lei-sha has looked up to me
What's be our topic tomorrow night?
My days are numbered. I must
hurry to find my husband
I fail to see why you didn't kill him
Nothing restores your life
even a reunion with him
Would a man forsake his own wife
For a dead one?
Am I very ugly?
Yes, as a ghost
As a human being, you're OK
If you had a wife like me
Would you still go tomcatting?
If I were your husband,
would you let me womanize?
Of course not
Luckily you're not my wife
Why not spend these few days helping me
Offer something good to the listeners?
I can't imitate your voice and you're free
How about telling me tomorrow's story now?
What are you staring at?
Nothing
It's raining. Go and pack up quickly
What are you doing outside?
I'm hot. I need a shower
Come here and let's bathe
together to save water
I'll bathe myself if you don't
I promise to continue to tell that story
- Serious?
- Thank you, it's thundering
Thank God. God's on my side
Listeners, they're sizzling on
Look, how romantic they are
What a stupid woman. That man looks unreliable
When a girl is in love
She must wear sunglasses
Why? Because she's too blind to see anything
What kind of a man are you?
Isn't it too late for
you to ask me that now?
Yes, if you're a bad man
You know I have only one friend,
you
I'm a good family girl
But I know nothing about you
Except that you're a policeman
And you're a bachelor
I know you no more than that
It doesn't pay to know so much
In any case, I must know
Why have you brought me here?
You want to know more about me, don't you?
Fang Yin
What are you doing here?
To see you getting excited and jealous?
Why don't you help me?
The way you fell, it was such fun
Go to hell.
A girl must behave herself
You wanton man!
That's an enjoyment, understand?
Enjoyment? Lewdness and lust?
Is it for real?
You're bleeding
- It was only an accident
- I know
Dows it hurt or not?
Your heart aches?
I've scratched your face
I enjoy seeing girls who
care and fight for me
Why? Are you out of your mind?
Don't you like me for that?
She knew this man was playing with her
but she love it
Stupid Woman
What is it?
I want to see policemen Ma
It's too late, Miss
Ma Kuang-shen, come out quickly!
Ma Kuang-shen
Why are you here?
Why? You haven't paid for the love session
What did you say?
Don't take me for your lover. Pay now
What's there to see? Go in and sleep
You covet her money. You
shouldn't have come to me
Bitch, out of my way!
You stand no chance! Come back with me
Don't expect to mix with a rich woman
Don't expect to mix with a rich woman
I like her. Go off quickly
Don't ever come to see me again
Ma, you did a fine thing!
Listen, you can't win the
heart of this fickle man
Don't listen to her nonsense!
I don't feel like saying anything
To try to win a man's heart
Out of jealousy and pride
Does it mean she's madly in love?
Let our listeners judge for themselves
Now the wall clock show time's up again
Goodbye, same time tomorrow night
He said about us. Impossible!
Don't forget she's dead
And I buried her myself
- Then she...
- Never mind
Here ends the episode of
Cheng Ming-pao's horror story
The Female Ghost Vengeance
Tune in at the same time next time
Even if she were a ghost, she
could only take your sool
But not your heart. Right?
Miss Lei-sha
Just call me Lei-sha
Lei-sha?
I enjoy listening to your program
Thank you
I enjoy eating midnight snacks too
I won't be in your way then
You won't. I need your company
Lei-sha
- Or sha-sha
- Sha-sha
Mind the Director,
I'll go and get my handbag
Sha-sha
- We've come to arrest you
- Miss Lei-sha, leaving?
Yes, bye-bye
Miss Lei-sha, please autograph for me
- You look okay
- Thank you
Miss Lei-sha, we all admire you
Thank you. Bye-bye
Not in
- Pal
- What's it?
I've stayed long enough.
I must go back to compare a program
I'm Cheng Ming-pao, a broadcaster
of food prices
Have some patience
Why are you detaining me?
Why not? Do I have to sit with you?
No, I'll try hard to sit by myself
Sorry
You've already detained him the whole day
You've already detained him the whole day
Sorry, may I use the telephone?
No
I know you
What do you know about me?
I don't know you
I don't think so
Impossible
Is that all you want to ask
by bringing me here, sir?
We suspect you to be involved in a case
The broadcasting station is waiting
for me to compere my program
Its boss is a J.P. who knows the Governor
You know the consequence for detaining me?
Don't you know the consequence?
I meant to scare you only but it didn't work
Let me go, I beg you.
I must compere my program at 9 p.m.
That's your own business
You can't detain me for nothing
- You know him?
- Chen Chi
Your accomplice broke jail this morning
And he took away the Government's
prison uniform
- That's a frame-up!
- Shut up! Stop nagging!
I'm a Director, but why am I in such a fix
Which other Directors are never in?
Stop grumbling. Try to find
a substitute for Ming-pao
Lei-sha, you're my closest girlfriend
I can't speak without a script in hand
Don't let me down
You'll be the more disappointed
if you know more
The music will soon be over
- You!
- Can I do it?
As the Director,
can you take up the blame for once?
What do you take me for?
You talk to me like that?
Someone who's dissatisfied with you
Calm down. I'll do it
I can only tell erotic stories
Why's there no prologue?
Yes, yes
Thank you
Now Cheng Ming-pao's ghost story begins
Dear listeners
In the last episode, I tried to own a man
And made hi leave that bad woman
For the sake of pride
Why is there no breakdown in this program?
Recording was invented not long ago
I don't think you can mimic
a female voice. Show me
I'm here to give statements
only. Do I have to mimic?
What if that voice is not mine?
Do you feel that voice sounds familiar?
Are you questioning me
or am I questioning you?
But you were quiet
A broaddeasting station can't do without voice
I'll do the asking if you don't
Brother
Louder
We've detained him for a long time.
The radio station may question us
I'll let you go now
Promise you'll co-operate and
come again whenever required
Sir
Thank you
Brother, the bride is fixed
No hurry. Finish this bet first
Luck to the lady going out
Go in
Haven't finished yet
Congratulations, groom!
Congratulations! Let me have a look
You can't see her now
Make way. The bride is coming
You don't even invite me a neighbor.
You won't end up well
Please make way. The bride's coming
Please make way
See if she's beautiful
Mount the sedan
"Over the sedan, Gold and silver jewelry let you want"
Don't worry, it's luck
Burn the bride's umbrella. And riches galore
Stand still
Are you out of your mind?
Ma, I don't care how many
mistresses you have
But you can't desert me.
I won't let you go
Your wedding gifts
- Bitch!
- Don't!
Don't go away!
Don't go away!
Let me go!
So you asked for it
My husband never returns home to sleep
He must be with that whore again
Then one night, I summed up my courage
Madam, brother Ma is not here
Madam, listen, he really isn't here
I just came down from above. I didn't lie
Ask brother Ma if you don't believe me
No fight?
No scenes even for that? What's a new idal
- Mr. Ma, coming back?
- Yes, where's Miss?
In her room
Fang Yin
You're being unfair to me again
I promise this will be the last
No way, you can't control your lust
I swear I'll part with her
Or I'll be condemned by Heaven
Come, let me take you to hospital
Too late
Will you kiss me?
Yin
I'm doing you an injustice
You promised you'd be damned
if you didn't leave here
Making fun of me?
Never trust a man
One night I came back early from Macao
I had some unlucky hunches
Come on
Out of my way!
Yin
- I thought you were in Macao
- Let go!
I'm only taking a moral holiday.
Don't take it seriously
You made a vow
I did? You fooled me into doing it
Don't quarrel
No love can be settled by quarrelling
Tramp!
Your husband brought me here
Stop, stop!
Tramp?
Stop! Haven't I been unlucky enough?
The business has suffered a downward spin
The people around me have
made me a laughing stock
You brought me into all this
Fang Yin
Let go, don't entangle me
Fang Yin
I was Killed in this way
My spirit lingered in the umbrella
blown away by the wind
Ghost
- What are you doing?
- I asked for it myself
I was madly in love with
him and I overtrusted him
She's not a ghost, she's my friend
- Come in
- Is that so”?
Why are you so sad?
She's still alive
Let me make the introductions
Our Director Mr. Hsiao.
Miss Lei-sha. Fang Yin
How do you do?
We didn't see her enter the studio
Only a ghost could've come in like that
Magic, magic
Have you been to the toilet?
Have you ever blinked?
She often made a fool of me
She tells a true story. Pity her
Go out
Go and perform
What about me?
Stay here to watch her play magic
- I pity you. No more magic
- Thanks
She's dead and can't revive on the air
She's still alive
If she isn't dead, kill her one more time
A ghost or not, she won't let us go
Let's kill Cheng Ming-pao too, if necessary
- You're inhuman!
- I'm inhuman
You think you're human, Mr. Ma?
Dead or alive, she means much to me
Your friend?
She returned home herself
Come to my home to have tea and cakes first
If you should get evil...
A man gets evil because
he's spoiled by a female
People may see us
Men can't see us
Wait a while
Where are you going?
Isn't your home down below?
You're spooky. Wait for me
Su Chi
What are you doing at this hour?
- Fixing the umbrella
- You told me to do it
Take your time. I'll come for it tomorrow
Sit on the table if the seat is occupied
Sit on the bed if the table is occupied
It's hard to imagine
A thief may have entered
A thief must have been here
Can't find him
A thief has really been here to steal
- Thief!
- Fire!
- Where are you going?
- To rescue that umbrella
- How much is that umbrella?
- Anyway, it's valuable
Mr. Cheng, how come your
umbrella gets burnt?
It's now in flames. My life!
Help put out the fire quickly!
Quick, pour water here!
Ghost, are you all right?
You don't have to help me mend it
No more nonsense
- I knew you wanted...
- Shut up!
You take me for a sex fiend, an animal
You take me for a sex maniac
I am not
I had no time to pull your leg
I got you involved
You may make me madder if you continue
If you drop this umbrella
I won't follow you anymore
Don't doubt my personality
They're arsonists and robbers
Would they let us go so easily?
At worst I'll die with them
Unlike you, I'd be tougher as a ghost
Why are you so infatuated?
Do me another favor. That's simple
Any danger to my life?
I don't want to be a lonely spirit
Let me fix a tablet for you, okay?
Dig out my body
Hope it hasn't decayed yet
Are you serious?
Sha-sha, cooled off now? Sorry
I missed you
Have you got a driving licence?
Where to? Why bring a hoe and a spade?
Sand playing is fun for children
as romance is for adults
You're full of zany ideas
Don't tickle me. Sit tight
- It's very romantic
- Is it?
Where?
Here?
Here? Can't be?
Let's cross the bridge, Fang Yin
What for?
Let's cross the bridge, Sha-sha
What for?
Never mind
Okay, silence is gold
You stay here. I'll go down and pick it
Excuse me
I didn't do it
- So you're a killer
- I was only helping others
- You want to kill me or rape me first?
- No
- Rape me if you want to kill me
- I won't rape you
- Rape me if you want to kill me
- I won't rape you
He killed Miss Fang
Why did you scare her stiff?
I meant to help you explain only
Sit still, no tricks!
Now I'm ready to get back to the copse
When decay sets in, no more reincarnation
Wipe some more? Must strip
Don't wipe anymore. Put
my corpse on the chair
Put it where the moon shines
Possess it before the day breaks
I'm ready to get back to the copse
When decay sets in, no more reincarnation
You're bewitched by a ghost
You've heard her story. Don't you pity her?
You love her, not me
Go now
What? Deserting me after
I help you dig the corpse?
You desert me in her presence
- What are you doing?
- I can't help it
A man weeps only when his heart is broken
Wish I had a man weeping over me
I'm not weeping over that bitch
I weep only because I fall in my first date
After 30 years as a virgin
Wish I had a man like you
Any plans?
To return to Kuang Chang Lung
to see the last of him
Before I woke up in the morning
She cleaned my home, the left
She returned to her hotel to
meet her heartless husband
Then she was seen hand-in-hand with
her husband leaving the hotel
Since then, they lived happily together
But isn't it sadistic to have
Fought for a man like that?
Possibly, loving someone is
torturing one's own self
Since then, the man/ghost couple's
whereabouts are unknown
The ending may be too abrupt
But it's a happy ending, isn't it?
Goodbye, ladies and gentlemen
With money, you can easily get that
- Don't tell brother about it
- I won't
I forgot to tell you something
The Buddhist rites have been performed
Arms Liu said it could even kill a vampire
Thank you
Don't drink anymore. You can get drunk
I won't, it's plum juice
Ming-pao, the female ghost
vengeance story is over
You haven't told the listeners
about tomorrow's story
It depends on what ghosts I meet tomorrow
Don't make fun of me!
We got lots of calls about
tomorrow's ghost story
There are many kinds
They want Cheng Ming-pao
No problem, right, Ming-pao?
To gain both money and favors, is it okay?
They're used to it
Mr. Cheng
I'm here. You're...
I'm that ugly heroine of your story
Did that ghost possess you
or is she still alive?
Don't take it seriously. Only a story
If she really needs that men. I'll leave
No much the better
But she's now on the way to Kuang Chang Lung
I wish she won't come back
to me like in the story
I wish she won't come back
to me like in the story
- She won't thereafter
- I hope so
I must break her tie
Me, too
Who are you?
Not my concern, I've come
to finish him off too
Keep away!
I'll kill you, Ming-pao
I'll strangle you dead
What's the matter?
Who's it?
- You?
- Are you afraid?
Are you human or a ghost?
I'm human
You're still alive?
I haven't given up yet
Fang Yin
Splendid.
I thought I did something
that can't be remedied
Don't worry, evil will find its root
Please forgive me
I know you mean so much to
me only after I've lost you
It's too late to repent
Since you're alive
Let's sell and leave Kuang Chang Lung
I swear I'll never fail you again
A man swears to any girls like that
You still don't trust me?
Why should I fool you now?
Why weren't you nicer to me before my death?
Why love me now I've become a ghost?
Why she not to dead
I'll put it aside
Would you kill tat woman for me?
Last time it was an accident only
If I wanted to kill you, it
could be an accident too
After you die, I'll kill myself
That won't be necessary. We're both alive
I'll tired. I don't want
to run around anymore
Since we love each other...
Why? I don't want to die
Kill you
Are you out of you mind?
I'm not. I'm doing it because of you
Keep away! I must kill her
- Who are you looking for at this hour?
- Keep away!
- Who are you looking for?
- Him
- Him?
- Shit!
Don't take that gun. At
worst we'll die together
Have you had enough scramble?
I'm rotten. You collect rotten men?
Shoot, shoot, if you wish
Fire, shoot me, fire!
Give me back that gun
No
Give it to me
No
Hold it
Gun misfired!
Get it back to me
I killed Cheng with it
I use it to kill ghosts
Ghost? Let me use a pole
Do you sympathize with that ghost above?
I sympathize with that one below
Go away!
- Fang Yin
- What are you doing here?
Don't hurt him
Chen Ming-pao, don't call me
Chen Chi if I don't kill you
Fugitive Chen Chi?
Why are you coming back?
And you?
Nothing special
Who? Who's it?
Looks like a female
- No one must go in
- Lei-sha
- Fang Yin
- Go now
I'll go if you don't
You're nice. If you alive
Our love-hate relationship is over. See you
We have affinity
What has become of your looks?
It's terrible!
You creep, you jilt!
Stop, stop!
You're in love with thin kid?
You know jealousy?
Out of the way!
Don't you?
She's dead and you still bully her?
Is she dead?
Yes, I've come as a walking
corpse with a spirit
Yes, I've come as a walking
corpse with a spirit
Impossible. There's no spirit in this world
I did love you but am not constant
Like other men, I couldn't resist
other girls' temptation
Can't you both be my wife and concubine?
Concubinage is permitted by the Government
Why? Why?
Four Eyes, isn't that right?
You want vengeance
Come on, shoot, shoot!
Four Eyes, come on, shoot!
Yin, I knew you wouldn't kill me
You're still in love with me, aren't you?
Here are 2 bullets, one for that man
The other for that ghost. Reasonable?
Yes
If I die, please bury us together
Otherwise, I might as a ghost...
Don't worry
I'll arrange a decent funeral for you
Kuang-shen
Kuang-shen
I've never loved you. Go now
But I love you
Don't say I won't help you
What are you doing?
I must keep my promise with her
- Are they legally married?
- Yes
Don't make me crushed by
a ghost, or I'll be mad
Aren't we getting mad?
Benefactors, what were you doing?
Got a multiplex three-in-one?
Two is affinity, three is jinx
That's professional
You brought either of them yourselves.
Buddha be blessed
Finished? Thank you, master
Thank you
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Affinity or jinx, let them
settle between them
If...
In case of trouble, tell him to come to me
Ming-pao, you really are brave
In fact, love doesn't mean possession only
For instance, police love
me and the prison loves me
But they don't have to possess me, right?
I'll stop if you're not interested
Are you going to give yourself up?
Life is short. Enjoy a few days more. Go now