Cyborg Cop (1993) - full transcript

Jack, over here! Hurry!
- Right here, little brother.

What's this jerk-off want?

I told you! i want my mommy,

or i'll blow her fucking head off!

Mommy!
- O.k. just hold on.

We'll get your mommy.

Don't patronize me!
I hate that!

I know what you've been
doing with your secretary, dad.

Thinks i'm his father.
- She's gonna die right now

if you don't bring mom here!
I want to kill her!

How did he get the vest?



Shot borden.

He thinks he's henrietta
carmichael's kid...

The newspaper family.
- Don't talk about my mother!

I want my mommy!

I'll blow her head off!

I can't get a clean shot.

You'd better get the shrink.

This guy ain't coming out
for nobody but his mommy.

She's been dead five years.
- Mommy!

Come on.

Mommy!

I got a body shot.

Mommy!

Don't. you're not authorized.
You're already on callan's list.



10 seconds,
and then this whore dies!

Let the swat team take him.

They're legal on that stuff.

Now!

Jack, damn it!
Don't do it!

You know the regs!

Jack!

Phillip!

No.

He is the carmichael kid.

You're gonna burn
for this, jack.

Well, he would have
burned her and you.

Follow me. come on.
Let's have some pictures.

Excuse me, officer.

Who's the guy that's shot?

Get a close-up of him
and his partner and the girl.

Frankie, what's
with that magazine?

You haven't said three words

since we picked you up.

I can't be a good
architect without it,

and actually,
i've said 38 words,

not counting these, phillip.

Well, sorry i lost track.

Can i have the usual?

Sure.

Hey, wally.

Can we get a coke,
root beer, milk,

with a cherry for
the little man here.

You really like that junk?

It's different.

I can't stick around
too much longer.

Will you be o.k.
while we shoot some pool

and talk big guy talk?

Sure.

He's something else.

Yeah.

So you're doing it?

Yeah. the papers should
be in when i get back,

and then,
he's officially my kid.

Get back from where?

The caribbean... saint...

saint something.

There's a guy down there

who's trafficking "h"
through the islands.

Like he buys it raw
in the triangle

then ships it in?

Then processes it there
and ships it here.

It sounds weak to me,

but the word is,
he's bringing in

close to 100 million
on the street.

Yeah.

Watch yourself.

Get someone you can
trust as your backup.

Is that an offer?

No.

Well, that's too bad.

This job was more fun
when you and i were

the famous double trouble
psycho cops,

taking out the bad guys.

I'm sorry. it's just
not in the cards.

Keith.

St. keith,
that's it.

You're kidding.

It's as stable

as a two-legged milk stool.

Anyway...

see frankie once
or twice, will you?

Tell him i'm in chicago.

Chicago.

Great.

Chicago it is.

Just crossing the coastline... st.
Keith.

O.k., guys.
Cut them down.

Come back alive,
and the drinks are on me.

That will be the day.

Take your positions.

Red alpha, this is home base.

You're visual.

Copy? over.

Reading you.
Copy. over.

We've got enough fuel
for three hours.

I'm at 11:00,
ready to roll.

Over and out.

Go! go!

Halt... down.

What the hell is that?

Maybe it's a kid.

Let's go.

Right.

Tell the men to wait
for my signal.

Sure.
What will it be?

They'll know it.

O.k.

This will be like taking
candy from small children.

Let's go.

Spread yourselves out.

Over there.
Keep your heads down.

Come on.
Move yourselves!

Get up there.
Get out of sight.

Cover the rear.

Get out of sight, everybody!

That's strange.

He's usually got guards out.

Could be their day off.

Yeah, right.

O.k. let's move.

This is the bit i like.

Now watch this.

Ha ha ha!

Shit.

It's a goddamn setup!
Abort! abort!

Now, i need a survivor.

Let's go! let's go!

Johnny, let's move!

Johnny!

Johnny, let's move!

Come on!

Quincy, come here.

Bring him to me.

Can you tie it off?

Red alpha,
mayday. mayday.

Red alpha, acknowledge.

We need immediate evacuation.
Come in. over.

Red alpha, are you there?

We're in sector alpha 10.

Hurry.

I copy.
Hang in there.

Will do. over.

Let's go back and get them.

We're coming back.

He's got a vest on.

A nightmare?

Are you o.k.?

Yeah.

Go back to sleep, sandy.

My name is cindy, not sandy.

Whatever.

He's fading on us, doctor.

Give me the b-41.
Hurry!

Prepare for advanced
temperature reduction.

Now.

It's ready.
Let's do it.

Minus 5 degrees.

Minus 30 degrees.

Minus 60, holding.
Maintain.

Pulse steady.

Now.

Well done,
dr. stechman.

Well done, man.

Hey, jack.
I knew you'd find this.

Listen. this thing
stinks down here.

I don't know why.

I think your bad feeling
was right for once.

Look. i know how you feel
about the agency,

but if you're listening to this,

it means i need help.

I wouldn't ask if it wasn't
big-league stuff,

so pick up my trail at the hotel

and don't tell anyone.

Give frankie the toy.

I got to go.
I'll see you.

Callan.

Where's my brother?

You know the routine, ryan.

It's confidential.

Where is he?

I won't stop until
you tell me where.

Meet me at al's.
8:00.

8:00.

Why didn't he call?

They have phones in chicago.

Frankie.

He's in trouble, isn't he?

You can tell me.

I don't know.

That's what i'm
going to find out.

But he's tough.
He'll be o.k.

if something happens,
i won't have a place to live.

He told you about the adoption?

Yeah, but i had a scary feeling

something might happen,

you know, again,
like my real parents.

Let me tell you something
about my little brother.

He's never let me down.

He won't let you down either.

O.k.?

But what if it's
something he can't help?

Then we'll have to make a plan.

We'll do that.

Together.

Yeah, together.

O.k.

Don't you worry, either.
It will work out.

That's what phillip says.

And he's usually right.

You'd better get to class.

I'll call you when
i know something.

O.k., and be careful,
o.k.?

Run.

Bye, jack.

Jesus.

Phillip, you'd better be o.k.,
you son of a bitch.

What are you doing these days,

wasting your life away?

Let's cut the same old shit.

Talk about phillip's mission.

O.k.

I'm listening.

We were set up...
Some political thing.

We still don't know
what happened.

One minute, everything's fine.

The next, phil's asking for evac

and being hit.

We go back in, but i'm too late.

We pulled out.

And you left him?

Come on, jack.

You son of a bitch!

Touch me, and i'll
snap his neck.

Back off.
He means it.

I told him you bastards
wouldn't cover him

if it got hot.

Hot? jesus, jack,
give me a break.

I had 2 $6-million choppers.

Equipment is replaceable!

With a pilot in each.
That's three lives.

You know the regs.

Don't break rules to save lives.

And cost three more?
No, we wouldn't.

You would have done the same

if you'd been
any kind of leader.

What i know, callan,

is that my brother,
your best friend,

called for your help,

and you deserted him!

For all i knew, they were dead.

Then you get the body.

In a fire fight?

In a fucking nuclear
war if it's phillip!

You are a psycho.

I got the old man on my back.

You know what that's like.

The last time, you did.

You just ran,

didn't you?

You don't have to worry
about being on my list

because you don't even exist.

You're just a bad memory,

like every other memory
i got of this business.

Stay out of this, ryan.

We don't play around

with screwed-up ex-agents!

Don't fuck with us.

Caribbean airways
announces the arrival

of their flight ca-125
from miami.

Mr. kessel's
residence.

A call for you, sir.

Thank you.

You're welcome, sir.

Kessel here.

Immigration here.

Phillip ryan's brother
has just landed.

He says he's on vacation.

Well, that's very interesting.

Yeah. he's going
to the car rental.

Hang it up, michael.

Yes, sir.
It's my pleasure.

Jesus christ!
Look where you're going!

Are you blind or stupid?

I would say i'm sorry,

but if you're going
to be that way...

Well, i am.
These aren't toys.

You're a reporter?

For a carmichael paper.

Yeah. no cheap
newspaper lines, o.k.?

I've heard them all.

Why don't you take your film

and your tape recorders

and your camera,

and you can shove them

up your publisher's ass.

The only time anyone
talks to me like that

is if they've got something

they don't want me
writing about.

Sorry, but your vulture friends

have already picked
this carcass clean.

Is this my car?
Thanks.

You were misquoted by the press?

Your words were taken out of
context on your way to jail?

Am i close?

I was raped,
dragged over the coals,

and left for dead
by your sleazy paper.

Sounds like good reporting,
based on what i see.

Yeah, well, see this...

and report whatever you like.

You son of a bitch!

You can't do that!
That's a press pass!

I'll remember this, asshole!

Good morning, boys and girls.

Good morning, sir.

Do we have a progress report,
dr. stechman?

Stage one is logged.

We will know by tomorrow

whether the cybernetics
are compatible

with his particular
brain function.

Excellent. excellent.

Do i hear the word bonus all
around looming its ugly head?

Ha ha ha!

Let me light up what is
left of your life, phillip.

Does the name jack ring a bell?

Jack.

As in your brother jack.

Well, he's on a holiday,

and he's going to
pay us a visit.

Of course, i have to kill him.

Does that bother you?

Bother me?

No.

Perhaps i should have you
kill him for me.

Would you?

I will kill at your command.

Excuse me!
Are you american?

You again!

What, are you following me?

I couldn't get
far enough away from you.

I'm on vacation,
in case you're lying.

I'm not lying!

Excuse me!

I might wonder

why you are so interested
in convincing me

that you're not up to anything

i'd be interested in.

Catch-22?

How will he play it,
she wonders?

Like this. good-bye.

You're just making me more
interested, mystery man.

Well, it's too bad.

A different situation,

a different occupation...

i could be interested
in you, too.

That's not what i meant!

Hey! hey!

What are you doing?

I'm taking this car away.

I can't fix it here.

I can't take you with me.

You're not taking me?

Wait! hey! hey!

I'm stranded here!

Come and join the party, woman.

No worries.
Stay cool, baby.

Excuse me.

Can i have a ride to cayes?

Can i just hop in the back?

Great.

Thank you.

Let's go, man.

Crazy woman.

Passport, please.

Wait a second.

Sarge, check this.
This could be our man.

Jack ryan?

Yeah.

What's the purpose
of your visit?

I'm vacationing.
Came to enjoy your lovely country.

We have reason to believe
you're carrying drugs.

I don't think so.

You're under arrest.

What is this?
I'm no dope runner.

I was in the d.e.a.

call 'em!

Stop him!

He must not get away!

Crazy!

He's crazy!

Crazy man!

Shoot! shoot!

Stop him!

Radio headquarters!

Come now! go!

Come on!

Into the car!

What the hell is going on?

Not you!

Stop! stop!

What...

Stop!

I knew you were up to something.

Shit!

Don't stop!
Go! go!

Will you go?

What the hell are you doing
here, woman?

Stay down!

I knew you were up to something!

My fucking luck.

I had a bad feeling about you!

Hold on! we're taking
a sharp one!

I think i can lose them.

Will you hurry up?

Got a plan.

Quick! get out of here!

Hurry! hurry!

Are you nuts?

How dare you do this to me?

What were you doing in my
truck with your pants down?

Your truck?

I didn't know it was your truck,

or, believe me,

i wouldn't have
even gone near it!

Who are you?

Jack?

Fine.

Who are you?

Kate.

You nearly killed me!

No, i didn't.
They did.

But won't it make a nice story,

kate?

Not if you don't know

who you're writing about, jack.

Maybe back in miami
over a couple pina coladas,

but right now,
i have to be going.

Your stuff.

Fine.

Will you be all right?

I don't know, jack.

I'm here on an
assignment for voodoo.

I haven't even
gotten the beginning

of a lead for my story.

I'm stranded with you,
i don't know where.

You're probably wanted
by interpol or somebody.

I'll tell you what,

i'll give you a ride into town.

Are you going to tell
me what's going on?

Just get in!

I got a bad feeling about this.

Welcome, gentlemen,
to my humble abode.

Thank you,
mr. kessel.

Good to see you again.

This is where
the transubstantiation

of human into cyborg
form takes place,

under the capable supervision

of dr. stechman
here,

and, of course, myself.

As you can see,

no expense has been spared

in either research or
development on this project.

The scientific new wave

has finally arrived.

Where do you get
your financing from?

Well, i have certain
agricultural

and certain
pharmaceutical interests

that have proved
quite lucrative.

This way, please, gentlemen.

Allow me to present

the k-3 prototype
cyborg assassin!

If you're serious about
getting rid of the president

of this pathetically
provincial backwater

of a third-world country,

watch this.

The car is
armor-plated, of course.

Now, imagine that
the president is inside.

Now watch.

Mr. kessel,
the president never goes anywhere

without three or four cars
filled with secret agents.

They'd annihilate him.

I think not.

Perhaps you'll allow me
to illustrate

with a couple of my men.

I'd like to use my own
for impartiality's sake.

Johnson.

Johnson.

He's a big lad, isn't he?

Ha ha ha!
My word, a big lad.

Johnson...

get down there, and do thy best.

Quincy...

kill him.

How much money
are we looking at here?

$25 million, u.s.

that's far too much
for our organization.

It's far too little for
the price of a country.

Mr. kessel.

I'll let you mull it over.

If you'll excuse me.

The brother... he got away
at the checkpoint.

How did he accomplish that?

Outsmarted them.

He outran them.
Got clean away.

So he's got all the talents

of his older brother, has he?

Interesting.

Perhaps we should consider

converting him as well.

We could sell them
as a family unit.

Properly armed,
we could describe them

as a nuclear family!

What do you think, steve?

The problem with you

is you have absolutely
no vision whatsoever.

That's why you work for me

and not the other way
around, isn't it?

We'll have to accept,
i'm afraid.

Mr. kessel,
you've got a deal.

Excellent.

You won't regret it.

Now, how about
a nice cup of tea?

You see, phillip,
this is our bank.

White money.

Bank.

Jack, i hope that's you

and not some peeping tom!

No. it's just me!

Good, because i am starved.

You call this dinner?

It's not like i could find

a pizza hut around here.

You always eat
a banana like that?

You're a liar.

You are a drug dealer.
This is coke.

I told you, that's not coke.
That's heroin.

You didn't tell me
you were carrying it.

You didn't ask.

Are you a fucking psycho?

It's funny you should say that.

Funny?

Want to tell me something
funny about this?

Just sit down.

Sit down, kate.

I tried to tell you before.

This is the only link i have

to what my brother
was doing down here.

He sent it to me as evidence.

I thought i might
need it, o.k.?

All right.

I'm starting to believe you.

Good.

Only a d.e.a. agent could smuggle
heroin out of the country.

Smuggling it out is easy.

Getting it in,

that's where you get tripped up.

You're too much.

You're pretty bad yourself,

pretty bad with a banana.

So i guess i should expect
more surprises?

Well, surprises make for a good
story, don't they?

You're saying i can print this?

No. i'm saying that
it's a good story.

Let's just see
how it ends, o.k.?

O.k.

You should go to your room.

I don't want to give away
the ending too soon.

O.k.

Good night.

Good night.

Hope you didn't,
use all the cold water.

Looks like a
one-horse town to me.

The horse just died.

Boy!

I'll get us a couple rooms.

One room under one name...
Mr. and mrs. downing.

The police are looking
for a single man,

not a married couple.

What's that, journalist school?

I'll go see what
i can weasel out

of the local
constable, o.k.?

Hey, be careful, o.k.?

Why? you're not.

Sure, i am.

It just doesn't look that way.

Well, we've got
people living here

who still believe in voodoo.

They say it's powerful medicine

to eat the flesh
of a dead enemy.

I think it's a lot
of horse droppings,

but i've got nine corpses in the
morgue with their faces missing...

Ripped out, clean as a whistle.

Don't know where they came from.

I must ask myself,

"is it voodoo, or is it
just simple murder?"

if you figure it out,
let me know.

Have you heard the name
phillip ryan?

Perhaps.

Why do you ask?

He's a friend.
Sent me a post card.

Can't find him anywhere.

Well, maybe he left...
suddenly.

Are you thinking i
should do the same?

I have no particular thought
on that subject...

yet.

Good day.

Hi. room
for two, please.

Two singles or a double?

Double.

Hey, do you know where
i might cop some white?

White what?

You know... h, dragon, smack...

Whatever they call it down here.
Heroin.

There ain't heroin
on the island.

You know, that's what
people keep telling me,

but i heard different.

You know, i think
i also heard different.

Where?

Maybe at the club
behind the hotel...

A place called the jive joint.

But with that kind of cash,

i might give you some advice.

You're too pale to hang
around that place too long.

Thanks. i'll keep
that in mind.

You got a first name,
mr. downing?

Jack.

Watch your ass, jack.
This ain't cleveland, man

yeah, i noticed
the lake was missing.

Mr. kessel?

Speaking.

The american is here.

Well done, lad.
Well done.

Our guest has arrived.

Um!

You have disgusting
habits, you know?

Give me a beer.

Mind if i join you?

Yeah. sit down.

You know that black aces wild,

no draw.

Come.
Money on the table.

I'm looking for an american guy.

His name is phillip ryan.

Maybe he came through here.

Looks something like me.

Couple of weeks ago,
there was an american in town.

Maybe it was the same man,
maybe not.

Two pair.
Ace high.

Sorry to ruin a good hand,

but mr. kessel
wants to meet you.

He's got something
you're interested in.

Seeing how i don't know
anybody by that name,

i can't see how
i'd be interested.

If mr. kessel wants
to talk with you,

you should listen.

I'd rather play cards
with you guys.

You're probably
a better class of people.

Why don't you guys chill out?

Go grab a beer.

Pull up a chair
and lose some money.

O.k. sure.

O.k. we'll go see
mr. kessel.

A fight!

Kick him again!

Try me, you motherfucker!

What will you do
with that knife?

I'm only going
to ask you this once.

What's kessel have
i'll be interested in?

I don't know!

Is it my brother?

Don't say i didn't warn you.

Man, that hurts, doesn't it?

You sure you don't
know anything?

You tell this guy kessel

i'll visit him
when i'm ready for it,

not when he's ready for it.

You get my drift?

He one good white boy fighter.

Man, you ought to
get that fixed.

You can get a ticket.

How'd it go
at the police station?

Jack, there are
nine bodies in the morgue

with their faces missing.

The police don't know
who they are.

Did you see them?

No.

How many men
were in phillip's team?

It depends on the mission.

Even if we do
get into the morgue,

we're not going to be able

to identify him.

Phillip's got a scar...

on his neck, right here...

from a gunshot wound.

You love your brother a lot,

enough to risk coming here.

I like that about you.

It just goes with the job.

I guess.

I... i'd almost forgotten...

but you're pretty tough
yourself, you know it?

Sometimes too tough.

It goes with
my job, too, you know?

I'm sorry about whatever
one of our reporters

did to you.

It wasn't your problem
to begin with, kate.

No.

But it would be my pleasure

to finish it.

Whatever it was,
it's in the past.

You and i are here
in the present together,

and i've got a feeling

that things are going
to get much worse

before they get better.

I get that feeling a lot.

So... maybe we should
do something about it.

Yeah, maybe we should.

Idiot!

I want this brother
before he does any more damage!

O.k.

And fire this moron!

You're fired.

I just had that wall painted!

Ha ha!

I'm sorry, boss.

Give him
the voodoo face treatment

and dump him outside
the shantytown.

Ooh, i could smack you
sometimes.

Ha ha!

Hey, don't you know
how to be knocking?

What do you want in this place

this time of night, anyway?

We understand
there are nine bodies here.

We'd like to look at them.

First, go to the police station

and get a clearance certificate.

Is that what it looks like?

That's exactly
what him look like?

Don't i know you from someplace?

I got a brother

looks kind of like me.

It's jim morrison
is your brother, man.

That's who you look like.

No. him dead.

Speaking of the dead...

this way.

Them all dead
from voodoo shit, man.

You believe in that stuff?

Yeah. don't be fuckin'
with voodoo.

Well, look if you like,

although i can't see
why you'd want to.

Them still in there right now.

Give me my money.

Here you are.

Get back.
Talk to him.

Hey, man, can we go now?

I don't mind waiting
out in front, but...

get down!

You guys o.k.?

What was that all about, man?

Get her out of here.

What, are you blind?

It's a fully
automatic lamamite-5

with a 50-round clip.

Hold it right there, pal.

Am i happy to see you.
There's a couple...

Shit.

Kate!

I'll give you something
for that headache later.

Who's the guy in the car?

I must be dead, man.

Who is he?

Only mr. kessel
hit like that.

Kessel?

What's he do?
Where's he live?

Kessel mayor.
Live in big house.

Show me.

We don't trust nobody

who brings a zombie
into the morgue

to fight with late at night.

Look, you want zombie?

This will turn you
into a zombie!

Now, let's go!

Police!
Drop your weapon!

The good guys.

Drop it!

Now spread 'em!

Look, you got some weird stuff

going on in this town.

Come on.

Mr. ryan!

You're in trouble.

You're under arrest.

Arrest? what for?

Illegal entry, resisting arrest,

possession of
an unlicensed firearm,

disturbing the peace, car theft.

Have i forgotten anything?

Mr. ryan.

You are in big trouble.

It's terrible!

The main application computer's

completely destroyed,

along with the
motoric interface.

Well, that's impossible.
He's indestructible.

If the circuit is shorted

with an electrical charge,

the software is erased.

That is his achilles heel.

The man who destroyed him

found it.

How long to repair him?

The reprogram would take

at least three days,

and damage to the hardware...

Three weeks.

The buyers come
for him tomorrow.

Have them wait.

They've got a date set
for an assassination!

Besides, we have
potential buyers

anxiously awaiting the outcome.

We could lose
millions of dollars!

Use the cop instead.

Forget it.

We need two days

to eradicate
his emotional memory.

Then he needs physical tests

before we install
the fight program.

He's a cop!

He already knows how to fight!

Steven, i like it!

Do it.
Accelerate the program.

We tried it on chimps,

and we destroyed them all!

He's not a chimp!
He's a man!

Or he was!

Look, we have no alternative.

Do it. we have to
take the risk.

Hogan's in the control room.

And the girl?

Locked in the house.

Keep her there.

She's our insurance policy,

just in case
something goes wrong.

Here.

This is yours.

I want him.

Without that evidence,

he's got nothing on you.

I told you to bring him to me.

Look, mr. kessel,

the last thing you want

is fbi agents

looking for missing americans.

You don't need that attention.

Don't push me, hogan.

I'll take care of him.

I give you my word.

So i'll finally meet
this kessel clown?

Your return ticket to denver.

You connect out of miami.

Compliments of kessel?

Hardly.

That fellow you wasted

with the metal head
and exotic manicure...

It must have cost him
10 million.

I'd say he wants you
more than deported.

So this was your idea?

Serve and protect any way i can.

Never serve me.

Shut up!

What about the girl?

I'll do what i can.

And my brother?

I'm from a big family,

so i understand,

but you've got to turn your back

on this blood relative.

There will be more
blood shed... yours.

It would be yours
if i wasn't cuffed.

I saved your life!

He's a drug-dealing,
murdering, who-knows-what,

and you're letting him
run this town?

Without him, there'd be no town.

There'd be no jobs.

Wouldn't even be a school.

You're a disgrace
to the uniform.

You're a leech.

You're no better than he is.

Worse, because you should be

and know it.

What's that?

Put that down!

Pull over.

What the hell?

Pull over!

Pull over.

Give me the keys.

Hey, captain.

Shut up!

You're late.

You're lucky i came at all.

On payday?

A lot of money for a career cop.

Don't fuck with me, kessel.

Did you get rid of ryan?

You shouldn't have
sent him here.

He came on his own.

You shouldn't have
made his brother

a fuckin' brain-dead robot.

He's not dead,

you brainless, syphilitic idiot!

He is life perfected!

I have perfected
the art of life itself!

You've perfected
the art of bullshit,

kessel.

You need an attitude check...

and i need my money.

I trust that, um...

when the presidency
is within your control,

we'll continue to have

a normal, healthy
business relationship.

In what way?

Well, to be concise,

i want no interference
in my business affairs.

What do we get in exchange?

Access to my latest technology.

O.k.

Very wise decision.

We'd like our merchandise now.

Of course. and you'll
be delighted to know,

you're getting
a more advanced model.

Shut the case!

That case is armed
with high explosives.

It will only open
to arthur's handprint.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.

The phase-iii cyborg
is superior in every way

to the model
that i demonstrated.

We'll be the judge of that.

You know something,
big captain hogan?

Maybe this white boy
is right, man.

The people of this town

doing nothing about
mr. kessel and his killing.

Before kessel came,
we was all poor, sure,

but everyone, including yourself,
was proud to be from jacmael cayes!

But now... ha!

So what are you saying?

I'm saying maybe
we should be doing

some standing up
behind the white boy.

The demonstration, please!

Dr. stechman.

One moment.

Before his metamorphosis
into the cyborg form,

this was a highly trained member
of the drug enforcement agency.

In fact, he was one of captain
callan's number-one undercover cops.

Am i right, captain callan?

Yep. he was.

And in a way

you were responsible for his
death, weren't you?

What are you getting at?

What i'm getting at,
captain callan, is that...

wouldn't it be ironic
if he, in his turn...

ha ha ha!

Were to be responsible
for your death?

Yeah.

Very ironic.

I've had about all

the egomaniacal bullshit
of yours i can take.

I got a plane to catch.
Now, where is my money?

What is this?

Just a demonstration.

Bear with me.

Captain callan,

why don't you shake hands

with your former top cop

and late best friend?

He's a perfect employee.

He only does what
he's told to do,

when he's told to do it.

He's got no brain.
What do you expect?

I expect you to behave like him,

even with your minuscule brain!

Now, phillip...

shake captain callan's hand.

Phillip,

crush captain callan's hand.

You see, it isn't a
question of megalomania.

It's a question of science.

Science is cybernetics,

and i am its prophet!

And with all due modesty,
my dear captain callan,

i may say that i am
the greatest scientist on earth!

O.k., you've
made your point.

No, i haven't quite finished
making my point yet.

Phillip...

kill him.

No, phil...

don't do it for this bastard.

I was your best...

There you are, gentlemen.

You see?

He works just perfectly.

Isn't he beautiful?

Now, how about a nice cup of tea?

What was that?
- No need to be alarmed, gentlemen.

It's just my men engaged
in a training exercise.

I'll quiet them down.
Stay here a moment.

Come on!

Where is the water?

Put out the fire!

What's that?

Over here!

Hurry!

Get the girl.

Yes, sir.

get the case.

Pain's pretty intense?

Show me where the girl is
or feel no pain at all.

Let's go! let's go!
Get moving!

Wait! wait!
Wait for us!

Everyone, out of
that helicopter now!

You've cost me
a great deal of money.

Now, put that gun down,
or i'll blow her head off.

Put it down!

Well, you must be kessel.

Very perceptive of you.

It's sad that
i have to kill you.

I wanted to make you
a member of my little family.

Speaking of family...

Excuse my manners,
or the lack of them.

You haven't met your new,
improved brother yet, have you?

Phillip!

Phillip...

phillip, it's me... jack.

What have you done to him?

The same thing that i'm going
to do to your blond friend.

But first,
a real family reunion.

Phillip!

Kill your brother.

Brother?

You see? he doesn't
even recognize you.

Jack, don't let him touch you!

Don't stand there, phillip.
Let's take this dickhead out.

Phillip, i command you.
Kill your brother.

Come on, phil.
It's me.

Come on. remember.

The psycho crew,

for taking out the bad guys.

Remember... the psycho crew!

Psycho crew.

We're family.

You're the responsible one.

You...

phillip!

Quincy!

Kill the brother!

Way to go, phil!

Back in action.

Phillip!

Get out of here.

Phillip.

Jack...

take care frankie.

Good-bye...

brother.
- You'll be all right.

Phillip!

Shit!

Let her go.

Over my dead body.

Shit! watch out!

For a great mind,
you sure are a big sucker.

Kill the brother.

Kill the brother.

You two all right?

Yeah.

Glad you decided
to be a real cop.

But don't push your luck.

You've broken
about a hundred laws.

About a hundred less than usual.

Well, we're about even.

Kill brother.

You want me?
Come on!

Some story?

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