Curse of the Slasher Nurse (2017) - full transcript
A group of friends head out to a friend's cabin in the woods for a weekend of drinking and partying. In a secluded paradise, the friends start to unwind and it looks like it's going to be a weekend they'll never forget. But when a scary story about a deranged psychopathic woman dressed in a nurses outfit becomes more than just fiction, they'll have to fight to make it out alive.
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(slow piano music ♪)
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] I got
it for my birthday yesterday
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] It's so
cool. I've been taking lots
of cool pictures with it.
Aeron: That's cool.
Can it record videos?
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] Yeah. See?
Aeron: I know what we can do.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] What?
Aeron: We can make a movie.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN]
What kind of movie?
Aeron: A scary movie.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] Okay
and I'll be the killer
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] Here
let's use this one instead.
Anneke: But what's
wrong with this one.
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] It
looks too fake. You want
our movie to be good, right?
Anneke: Yeah, but this
one's really sharp.
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] If you want
to be a good actress you have to
learn how to do your own stunts
Aeron: And if you're
too scared to be the
killer then I'll be it.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] No.
I'm the killer. I can do it.
(music darkens ♪)
Kea: So I need to
be down in the shed?
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN]
Yep cause I'm gonna be
hiding behind the door.
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] And action!
[DOOR CLOSES]
[BANG]
[SCREAM]
[CAR PASSES]
[KNOCKING]
Nurse Ryann: Hey Anneke
Anneke: Hi
Anneke: Hi.
Nurse Ryann: Hi.
Nurse Ryann: Oh,
what do you got?
Nurse Ryann: What is
that a picture of?
Anneke: Just a drawing.
Nurse Ryann: Yeah?
Nurse Ryann: Well,
it's really pretty.
Anneke: Thanks.
Nurse Ryann: Hey Anneke.
(child like piano music ♪)
Nurse Ryann: I don't think
I can come back anymore.
Anneke: Why? Nurse
Ryann: I don't...
Nurse Ryann: Well
Nurse Ryann: Other
kids need my help now.
Nurse Ryann: But
Nurse Ryann: I'll
try to come visit.
Anneke: Promise?
Nurse Ryann: Yeah. I promise.
(tense music builds ♪)
Nurse Lourenzo: Nurse Ryann!
Nurse Lourenzo: What the hell
do you think you're doing?
Nurse Ryann: I just
wanted to say goodbye
Nurse Ryann: One last time.
Nurse Lourenzo: This is why
you don't work here anymore.
Nurse Lourenzo: You
can't follow the rules.
Nurse Lourenzo: This is
why you're not employed.
Nurse Ryann: I just wanted to
check on her one last time.
Nurse Lourenzo:
You need to leave.
Nurse Lourenzo: Where the
hell are these orderlies?
Nurse Lourenzo: Patient
visiting hours are over.
Nurse Ryann: She's not just a
patient. Her name is Anneke.
Nurse Lourenzo: [LAUGHS]
Nurse Lourenzo: Her
name is murderer.
Nurse Lourenzo: Get out
Nurse Ryann: No.
Nurse Lourenzo: Orderlies! Where
the fuck are these orderlies?
[FOOTSTEPS]
Orderly 1: See I told
you it was room 23.
Orderly 2: You know I'm
terrible with prime numbers.
Nurse Lourenzo: What the
hell took you guys so long?
Orderly 2: This is a huge
place. So many hallways
Nurse Lourenzo: I don't
Orderly 2: So many stairs.
Nurse Lourenzo: I don't care!
Orderly 1: I cramp easy.
Nurse Lourenzo: I need you
to escort this one out now.
Orderly 1: Which one? The
tall one or the short one?
Nurse Lourenzo: The fuck?
The big one you idiot!
Orderly 1: Okay. Well,
who gets the big one?
Orderly 2: Well, you
know I'm scared of that
creepy little girl man.
Orderly 1: Rock,
paper, scissors. Ready?
Both: Rock, paper,
scissors, shoot!
Orderly 1: Rock!
Nothing beats rock.
Orderly 2: [SIGH]
Orderly 2: You
let me down again.
Orderly 1: Come on.
You're coming with me.
Nurse Ryann: [CRYING]
Goodbye Anneke.
Orderly 1: No! Come on!
Orderly 1: I'm running
out of patience here.
Nurse Ryann: I'm sorry Anneke!
Nurse Ryann: I'm sorry!
Orderly 1: Come on!
Nurse Ryann: I'm sorry!
Nurse Lourenzo: Serious?
It really...you got lost?
Orderly 2: It's a huge place.
Nurse Lourenzo: You
worked here for ten years.
Orderly 2: It's gonna quick
ten years. Can I say that?
Nurse Lourenzo: Are you
fucking drunk today?
Orderly 2: A little high.
Orderly 2: A little high.
Nurse Lourenzo: What are these?
Anneke: Pictures.
Nurse Lourenzo: Of what?
Anneke: My family.
[RIP]
Nurse Lourenzo: Your family?
You don't have a family.
Nurse Lourenzo: You wanna know
why you don't have a family?
Nurse Lourenzo: Because
you killed them.
Orderly 2: [GASP]
Nurse Lourenzo: You
sick little shit.
Nurse Lourenzo: Take her
downstairs for her treatment.
Orderly 2: I have
to take the killer?
Nurse Lourenzo: Yeah.
Orderly 2: I don't know if
I'm ready for that. I don't
really get paid that much.
Nurse Lourenzo: Take her!
Anneke: No. Please.
Orderly 2: All
right little girl.
Anneke: Please.
Orderly 2: Hello kitty.
Orderly 2: Let's go.
Anneke: [YELLS] No! Please!
Orderly 2: You're
coming with me.
Anneke: No!
[BANG]
Orderly 2: Come on little girl.
Anneke: [SCREAM]
Orderly: [YELLS] Ahh! My shins!
Orderly 2: Oww.
[SCREAM]
[CARS PASSING BY]
(soft music ♪)
Front Desk: [OVER WALKIE
TALKIE] Front desk to rear exit.
How's it going down there?
CORY: Hey, this is rear
exit. Everything's nice
and quiet down here.
Front Desk: [OVER WALKIE
TALKIE] Of course it's
nice and quiet down there.
Front Desk: [OVER WALKIE
TALKIE] You work in a
basement. What do you expect?
Cory: Man, fuck you.
Front Desk: [OVER WALKIE
TALKIE] How's the scenery?
Cory: I gotta say you
oversold it to me when
you told me about the job.
Front Desk: [OVER WALKIE
TALKIE] How'd I oversell it?
Front Desk: [OVER WALKIE
TALKIE] I mean, you
got a desk, didn't you?
Cory: Fuck off man.
This is rear exit out.
Front Desk: [OVER WALKIE
TALKIE] Front exit out.
[KNOCKING]
Nurse Lourenzo: Night checks.
[DOOR OPENS]
Nurse Lourenzo: Lights out.
Nurse Lourenzo: What the fuck?
[STAB]
Anneke: [GRUNT]
Nurse Lourenzo: [COUGHING]
Nurse Lourenzo: Security!
Nurse Lourenzo: Security!
[BANG]
[STAB]
[STAB]
[MOUSE CLICKING]
[STAB]
[GUSHING]
[KEYS JINGLING]
[Damzon Blaze
peforming "Let Me Be"]
♪ My life ♪
♪ Has never been set in stone ♪
♪ And when I die ♪
♪ Suppose I'll be all alone ♪
♪ Cause I am me ♪
♪ I've always been who I am ♪
♪ But what others see ♪
♪ They just don't understand ♪
Kaos: I can't believe
we came all this way.
Kaos: And you forgot the tickets
to Shadow Woods Metal Fest.
Kaos- We're gonna miss
Sadistic Vision play.
Kaos- And I told you to
fill up the truck with gas
before we left the house.
Tapia: How much gas do we have?
Kaos: We're almost out.
Tapia: There's a gas
station up here. Pull up.
Kaos: Alright.
Tapia: So what the fuck's
wrong with you? Why are you
Tapia: Wh...wh...why
are you so mad?
Kaos: Because you left the ticket at home cause you were
on your phone texting that
motherfucker Paul A. Jack.
Tapia: I wasn't even
talking to Paul.
Tapia: I was talking to my mom.
Kaos: That's bullshit.
Kaos: I don't believe that.
Kaos: You don't have to talk
to him all day long everyday.
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
Tapia: He's just a friend
Tapia: I can talk to him
if I want to, ya know?
Kaos: You don't have to talk
to him all the goddamn time.
Tapia: [SIGHS]
Tapia: Well, he's my friend.
I like to talk to him. You
can't tell me what to do.
Kaos: You can talk
to him at work
Tapia: Well, we got enough gas
money to get there and back?
Kaos: I got enough for gas.
Tapia: Alright, well.
Tapia: I don't know what to say.
Kaos: This is fucking
bullshit, though.
Tapia: [SIGHS]
Tapia: Alright, dude, you're
being a dick. Just...get out.
Kaos: Fuck you.
Tapia: Fuck you!
[DOOR OPENS]
Kaos: Fuck you!
[DOOR SLAMS]
(ominous music ♪)
Tapia: [SIGH] Fucking asshole.
[LOUD BANG]
Kaos: What the fuck?
[CARS PASSING BY]
Kaos: [OFFSCREEN] Ugh!
[DOOR OPENS]
Tapia: Kaos!
Tapia: What are you doing?
Tapia: hey!
Tapia: hey!
Tapia: What the fuck!
Tapia: Fuck dude! Come on!
Tapia: What the fuck?
Tapia: Oh, fucking God.
Tapia: Hey, hey.
Tapia: Hey.
Tapia: Hey.
Tapia: [CRIES]
Tapia: [YELLS] Help!
Tapia: Shit.
Tapia: Fuck, buddy.
Tapia: Fuck.
Tapia: [YELLS] Help!
Tapia: Oh, shit!
Tapia: [GASP]
Tapia: Dude,
stay...stay with me.
Tapia: [YELLS] Help!
Tapia: [YELLS] Help!
Kaos: [GIRGLING]
Tapia: [CRIES] Oh, fuck.
Tapia: Fuck!
(Suspenseful music ♪)
Tapia: Oh, fuck.
[SMASh, SMASH, SMASH, SMASH]
[SMASH]
[SMASH]
[SMASH]
[SMASH]
[SMASH]
[SMASH]
[BRICK HITS CONCRETE]
(slow ominous music ♪)
[DOOR SLAMS]
[ENGINE STARTS]
(slow piano music ♪)
[DOOR OPENS]
[FOOT STEPS]
Aeron: Hello?
Aeron: Hello?
Aeron: Is anyone there?
Aeron: Hello?
Aeron: [GASP]
Aeron: [GASP]
Aeron: [GASP]
Aeron: [EXHALES]
(slow piano music)
Aeron: Mom?
Aeron: Dad?
[DOOR LATCHES]
[RUNNING WATER]
[CUTS OFF WATER]
Aeron: [GASP]
[PASSING CARS]
Det. Johnson: Well,
what did y'all find out?
Det. Richards: The orderly says
she was like this this morning
when he was doing his rounds.
Det. Richards: Something
happened..must've
happened last night.
Det. Johnson: Which...what
patients room is this?
Det. Richards: Anneke
Mitchell, 24, admitted in
2002 for killing her mother.
Det. Johnson: Missing?
Det. Richards: Yeah,
she's not here.
Det. Johnson: Well, I guess we have our suspect.
This woman must have been
left here to bleed out.
Det. Richards: She didn't
put much up of a fight.
Det. Richards: Judging
by the smell of the
alcohol on her body.
Det. Johnson: She was drunk,
but you're wrong. She was
definitely putting up a fight.
Det. Richards: What
makes you say that?
Det. Richards: How the
hell did I miss that?
Det. Johnson: You say
there was another body?
Det. Richards: Yeah,
in the basement.
Det. Johnson: Okay, I want to
talk to the orderly as well.
Det. Richards: This is where
they found the second victim.
Det. Johnson: But
where's the body?
Det. Richards: I had
them take it off already.
Det. Johnson: What kind of police work is
that? How can I have an
investigation without a body?
[DOOR OPENS]
[CHEWING]
Orderly 1: Gentlemen,
what can I do for ya?
Det. Richards: Why don't
you go ahead and tell us
what happened this morning.
Orderly 1: Alright,
well I got here at 9:15
Orderly 1: No, 8:00. I got here
at 8:00 as I do every morning.
Orderly 1: I'm always on
time eight o'clock sharp.
So I got here at 8:00.
Orderly 1: Umm.
Orderly 1: I thought something was a little strange when I didn't hear nurse Lorenzo
yelling and calling for
me which she always does.
Orderly 1: Uhh, so I thought
that was strange and then I
came down about 9:15, no 8:15.
Orderly 1: I came down her at...
Det. Richards: Alright, hold
on. What is it 9:15 or 8:15?
Det. Richards: Get it
exact. You're confusing me.
Orderly 1: 8:15. It was
definitely 8:15. So I came down
here at 8:15 as I said before
Orderly 1: Umm. And I noticed
Orderly 1: Uhh
Orderly 1: Cory was laying
on the floor and I was like
"Man, get up you lazy bum."
Orderly 1: "You know
we got work to do."
Orderly 1: And then
I saw the blood
Orderly 1: and you know,
naturally I went upstairs
to find nurse Lorenzo
Orderly 1: and she was
nowhere to be found.
Orderly 1: So, then...you
know, my IBS starts acting
up. I have to use the bathroom
Orderly: and I promptly give
the cops a call after that.
Det. Richards: You gonna
use the bathroom before
you call the cops?
Orderly 1: IBS, man. [GRUNT]
Det. Johnson: So, when did you
find nurse Lourenzo's body?
Orderly 1: Nurse Lorenzo's body?
Orderly 1: Well...
Orderly 1: After I came down
after my 25 minute, you know,
release? My IBS, you know?
Orderly 1: Uhh
Orderly 1: I started looking for her cause you
know, I went to her first
when I saw Cory's body.
Orderly 1: And I, you know,
I walked into a patient's
room and there she was.
Orderly 1: What a shift.
[BANG]
Det. Richards: Exactly
what time did you find
nurse Lourenzo's body?
Orderly 1: Well, not in
time because she was dead.
Det. Richards:
That's not a joke.
Det. Richards: This is serious
Dr. Taylor: Please stop
talking to the imbecile.
Dr. Taylor: [GRUNT]
Dr. Taylor: Back to work
with you. Go clean the
toilets or something.
Dr. Taylor: [GRUNT]
Det. Johnson: And who are you?
Dr. Taylor: I'm Dr. Taylor,
the head psychiatrist
in this facility.
Det. Richards: What can you
tell me about this patient?
Dr. Taylor: You need to
catch her immediately.
Dr. Taylor: [GRUNTS]
Dr. Taylor: She's
unpredictable and dangerous.
Det. Johnson: Do you know
where she would have gone?
Dr. Taylor: She hasn't
spoken in years.
Dr. Taylor: But there was
one nurse she was close to.
Dr. Taylor: You might
want to try to find her.
[T.V. PLAYING]
[PHONE RINGING]
Ms. Moran: Hello?
Det. Richards: Hi,
is this Ms. Moran?
Ms. Moran: yeah
Ms. Moran: Can I help you?
Det. Richards: This is detective
Richards with the OCPD.
Det. Richards: I was told
that you was a nurse for
Blueridge Psychiatric Facility?
Ms. Moran: Yeah, I worked
there about 15 years ago.
Det. Richards: Ms. Moran, do you
remember a patient that you had?
Det. Richards: A little
girl named Anneke Mitchell.
Ms. Moran: Yeah.
Ms. Moran: I remember Anneke.
Ms. Moran: She was
a very special girl.
Det. Richards: Well it
appears that she's escaped
and consider very dangerous.
Det. Richards: Is there
anywhere that she could be
going or targeting somebody?
Ms. Moran: Yeah.
Ms. Moran: She umm
Ms. Moran: She used to always
talk about another girl.
Ms. Moran: [OVER PHONE] I think
her name was Aeron Warden.
Ms. Moran: She was...
[BAG RUSTLING]
Ms. Moran: Ahh! Uh!
Ms. Moran: Ahh!
Det. Richards: Hello? Ms. Moran?
Det. Richards: Hello? Damn it!
[DOOR CREEKS]
Aeron: Hey Emma.
[DOOR SHUTS]
Aeron: Oh.
Amber: Woah, what the hell?
Aeron: I'm so sorry I
didn't mean to run into you.
Aeron: I just...I thought...I
thought I saw something.
Amber: It's fine. What'd
you think you saw?
Aeron: I thought I saw a
woman but it doesn't matter.
It's it's not important.
Aeron: Again, I'm so sorry.
Amber: It's fine. [LAUGHS]
Amber: Well, I'm Amber.
Aeron: I'm Aeron.
Amber: Good to meet ya.
Aeron: It's nice
to meet you too.
Amber: [LAUGHS]
Amber: But I got to be
honest, you looked a
little freaked out man.
Aeron: Sorry, I guess I just
spooked myself out being the
only one in the store and all.
Amber: But there's
somebody up there?
Aeron: Hey, Emma.
Aeron: Was there a
woman in white here?
Emma: No, honey. There's
nobody in here but you two.
Aeron: Guess I'm
just going insane.
Amber: Look, I'm new in town.
Amber: So, maybe we
should go hang out?
Aeron: Sounds like a plan.
[The Max performing
"This Is My Rock'n'Roll"]
♪ Here ♪
♪ we go ♪
♪ again ♪
♪ Living the fine line ♪
♪ Between the unreal and
what's called reality ♪
♪ I'm done ♪
♪ I'm out ♪
♪ I'm free ♪
♪ I'm taking the long road ♪
♪ Home tonight so I
can get my head on ♪
♪ It's a long way ♪
♪ When you're staring down the
mouth of a long neck bottle ♪
♪ With arms raised ♪
♪ I'm screaming at
the top of my lungs ♪
♪ Get me out of here ♪
♪ Shake my heart, sing
another song to me ♪
♪ I'm just a child
of a Generation Z ♪
♪ Whao ♪
♪ This is my rock and roll! ♪
♪ I'm not dumb but I
can not understand ♪
♪ How am I, am I supposed
to take a stand? ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
♪ This is my rock and roll! ♪
♪ This is my rock and roll! ♪
[BANGING]
Skitz: What up cuz?
Josh: What's up man?
I'm here to re up.
Skitz: Yeah, shit
come inside man.
[Negativity peforming
"Free Style 1"]
[DOOR CLOSES]
Skitz: Oh shit, have a seat man.
Skitz: Shit man, you
out of weed again?
Skitz: Man, you
were just here dawg.
Josh: I know man but
Josh: I'm going out of
town this weekend. I
need some extra supplies.
Josh: Plus I was seeing
if you had any X on you.
Skitz: X? I ain't think
you fuck with that shit.
Josh: I don't but I'm
picking some up for Andrea.
Skitz: Andrea?
Josh: Yeah, I'm going up
to a cabin this weekend
with Andrea and Aeron.
Skitz: Oh, you partying
with Andrea and Aeron?
You lucky motherfucker.
Josh: Yep and I'm supposed
to be meeting them now so
if we can hurry this up
Josh: I still have to go
home and shave so they can
have a place to sit tonight.
Skitz: Yeah, I got you man.
Jenny: Skitz, I thought you
were coming back to bed, baby?
Skitz: In a minute baby. Daddy's
taking care of some business.
Skitz: Why don't you get me
and my homie some sandwiches?
Skitz: Josh, you hungry?
Josh: Nah man but
who the hell is this?
Skitz: Oh, shit. Hoe, this
is Josh. Josh, this is hoe.
Jenny: Hey, I'm Jenny.
Josh: Hi.
Skitz: Fuck it, bring
us a couple shots.
Jenny: Yes, daddy.
Josh: Skitz? What the fuck
is Skitz and why do you have
a naked bitch serving you?
Skitz: Skits N' Gravy.
That's my new rapper name.
Skitz: Shit and that's
just one of my hoes.
Josh: Rapper? I was here like
4 days ago. Since when did
you become a fucking rapper?
Skitz: Shit, the other day.
Skitz: I got the image.
I got me the drugs.
Skitz: So I became a
rapper. I recorded a mix
tape and got me a hoe.
Josh: I'm pretty sure that's
not how any of it works.
Josh: [LAUGHS]
Josh: Nice shirt.
Skitz: Hoe, tell this nigga
about my rapping skills.
Jenny: Ha. Skitz N' Gravy? He's
the best rapper I've ever heard.
Jenny: Way better than Eminem.
Josh: It kind of feels like
you paid her to say that.
Jenny: Yeah.
Skitz: Bitch, what is this?
Skitz: I thought I asked
for shots of Patron?
Jenny: Can't give you
what you ain't got.
Jenny: You ain't got no Patron.
Skitz: Well then take
your bum ass down to
the motherfuckin' store.
Jenny: Bitch I ain't your
mama. You can do your
own grocery shopping.
Skitz: Don't make me
go gangsta on yo ass.
Skitz: Hoe does what hoes told.
Don't make Skitz smack a bitch.
Jenny: Motherfucker!
[SMACK]
Jenny: I ain't you servant and if you touch me, I'll
beat you with that dildo
that you like up your ass.
Josh: Dildo?
Skitz: Ahh, bitch that hurt.
Jenny? What'd you call me?
Skitz: Nothing, just take your motherfuckin' ass
back to bedroom before
I cancel that check.
Jenny: Motherfucker, you
ain't even a real rapper. Your
shit ain't even on iTunes.
[Negativity performing
"Net Thugz"]
Josh: So, what about this dildo?
Skitz: I don't know man.
That bitch is crazy.
Skitz: Here man. Fuckin'
take this. Fuckin' no charge.
Josh: You sure man?
Skitz: Yeah man, fuckin'...give
that to Andrea and tell
her who it's from, dawg.
Skitz: For real.
Josh: Appreciate it man but
[SMACK, SMACK]
Josh: have a good
night with that dildo.
Josh: Later man.
Josh: Later hoe.
Jenny: Bye hun.
Jenny: Skitz, why's
this check post dated?
Skitz: Chill baby. You
know the money's good.
Jenny: Yeah, like
6 months from now.
Skitz: Shit, I just gotta
hustle a couple mixtapes
then you know I'm good.
Skitz: So, whatever.
Jenny: Uh huh. Yeah, that's
right. I'm out nigga.
Skitz: Shit. I gotta
sell a bunch of mixtapes.
That's all I gotta do.
[MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING]
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
Josh: Well, hello
there beautiful.
Aeron: Cut the shit
Josh. We've been waiting
here for over an hour.
Josh: Well it's uh,
lovely to see you too.
Aeron: I'm serious, Josh.
You made us all stand
around here and wait
Aeron: when you knew what time
you're supposed to be here.
Josh: Okay, I'm sorry. Geez,
don't throw a titty tantrum.
Josh: It's not like this whole
thing wasn't thrown together
at the last minute anyway
Josh: I had some shit
to do first Aeron.
Aeron: You made us all
wait around to you go
buy weed didn't you?
Josh: Yes the fuck I did Aeron and as soon as I
get done hate fucking
all this anger out of you
Josh: we can smoke some so
you can chill the fuck out.
Josh: You know, maybe? Chill
the fuck out a little bit?
Aeron: Uh. You're such a child.
Josh: Nuh uh!
Josh: What the fuck is
Rita Repulsa doing here?
Aeron: Because she's my friend
and this whole camping thing
wouldn't work without her
Aeron: cause it's her
family's land. So be nice.
Josh: I'm always nice,
Aeron. I just wish I'd
of known she was coming.
Josh: I'd of brought her a
gift but I left all my fucking
holy water at the house.
Robert: Josh?
Robert: Dude, Josh?
Josh: Fuck no. What
is he doing here?
Robert: Hey! What's up, bro?
Robert: Ah, it's
good to see you man.
Josh: What the fuck
are you doing here?
Robert: Oh, Travis
invited me man.
Josh: Why?
Robert: Oh, dude cause like he wants see if I could bring all
that cool like extra camping
equipment and stuff man.
Robert: I got all this
cool stuff like we can
go hunting for Bigfoot.
Robert: Do you believe
in Bigfoot you do?
Josh: Dude, dude, dude,
dude, dude. Wait a minute.
Josh: We were in the middle of a private conversation,
so if you could go fuck off
over there for a minute.
Robert: Oh dude. My bad, man.
Josh: Yeah.
Robert: Did you want me jus
wait over there for a minute?
Josh: Yes. Go over there. Fuck
off. I'll be there, never.
Robert: Okay, I'll
be over there man.
Josh: Okay. Go ahead.
Robert: Alright, man.
Josh: Take care.
Robert: Right over there.
Josh: Yes.
Josh: Travis really invited him?
Aeron: Yeah.
Josh: What the hell for?
He's not coming with us.
Aeron: He's already here,
I'm not gonna uninvite him.
Josh: Well, it's a good
thing a problem because
I'm not riding with him.
Aeron: Actually, Amber says
that you can't bring your bike.
The roads there are too bad.
Josh: What the fuck Aeron? Well, then I'm riding with
you cause I'm not riding with
Grizzly Adams over there.
Aeron: Amber's riding with me and the last thing I need
is for you to piss her off
before we even get there.
Josh: Why can't she
ride with Robert?
Aeron: Because she's my friend
Aeron: and I'm not gonna stick
her in a vehicle with a bunch
of people she barely knows.
Josh: I am NOT riding
with Captain Insano.
Kara: Aeron, wait!
Kara: Please don't go.
Aeron: I'm just going
for the weekend.
Aeron: I'll be back on Sunday.
Kara: But I don't
want you to go.
Kara: I had a bad dream
that you got lost in the
woods lost in the woods.
Aeron: Lost in the woods?
Kara: Yeah, you were
running and it was dark
and you never came back.
Aeron: It's not
that kind of trip.
Aeron: I'll be back on Sunday.
Kara: But I don't
want you to go.
Aeron: I won't get
lost. I promise.
Kara: Okay.
[CAR PULLS OFF]
[Skyrocket Down performing
"Tied To Your Roots"]
Robert: So guys, I'm not
saying the Bigfoot is real
Robert: I mean, the idea that such a creature could
go for so long without being
discovered by scientists
Robert: That's a pretty
outlandish thing to think
Robert: He'd have to be endangered to say the least
because you know if he had
a decent sized population
Robert: there's no way that, you know, by now scientists
and the forest rangers and
stuff wouldn't discovered him.
Robert: But, if bigfoot did have the intelligence level in
order to knowingly avoid human
contact in human populated areas
Robert: and also to camouflage himself in his surroundings and possibly even to bury
you know the dead members
of his Bigfoot family
Robert: I'm just saying guys,
I think I'd like to meet him.
Josh: Hey Robert.
Robert: Yeah, what's up dude?
Josh: Will you please shut
the fuck up about Bigfoot?
Josh: You've been babble for
20 minutes. Nobody gives a
fuck. Just give it a break.
Robert: Sorry man.
Robert: I'm just saying though,
what do you think he eats?
Josh: God damn it
Robert! Shut the fuck up!
Robert: Josh, I'm sorry
dude. I'll try to stop
talking about Bigfoot man.
Robert: I was just sitting here trying to think
about I don't know maybe
he's like a carnivore...
[INAUDIBLE TALKING CONTINUES]
Josh: Why? Why did
you invite him?
Josh: Do you have any idea
how close I am to veering
this fucking truck into a tree
Josh: and playing the
odds that either he or
I will be the casualty?
Travis: I'm sorry, man.
Look, it's gonna be fine.
Travis: Robert's not that bad
of a guy. He's just been in
the car like way too long.
Robert: Dude, Josh when
we get there tonight
Robert: We can go ahead and we
can go UFO spotting as well man.
Robert: Look, you know,
Bigfoot might not be real
but you got to be crazy...
[INAUDIBLE TALKING CONTINUES]
Josh: Then why the fuck
is that dick face the
only one I want to kill?
Travis: He was the only one
of us with camping supplies.
Josh: Heh.
Josh: Now the truth comes out Travis. Has it
set you free? Cause it
hasn't done shit for me.
Josh: Why the fuck do we need
camping supplies anyway? We're
going to a goddamn cabin.
Travis: Aeron said there
was a bunch of cool places
you could camp at night.
Travis: I don't know.
Josh: It sounds to me like
the cabin's small as fuck.
Josh: How much you wanna
bet there's not enough
room for everybody?
Travis: I don't know.
Travis: I think she just want
to be able to camp outside
like if it's nice enough.
Josh: You motherfuckers can camp outside if you want to
but Josh's ass is staying
in the small ass cabin.
Josh: I'll be sure to show
you my dick from the window.
Travis: Fine by me. I'll
just be snuggling between
Andrea and Aeron for warmth.
Josh: The fuck you will. You
wanna wake Andrea up and see
what she has to say about it?
Travis: No.
Josh: Look man, I only came on this stupid trip
for two reasons: to get
fucked and get fucked up.
Josh: The only person who's going to be getting their dick
wet with Aeron's gonna be me.
So you can leave it alone.
Travis: I didn't think
you two were together.
Josh: We're not but we will be.
Josh: And if I play my
cards right, I might have a
different girl each night.
Travis: Wait, you're going
to mess with Aeron and Amber?
Josh: Fuck no, not Amber. That
bitch is cold. Even I know
a lost cause when I see one.
Josh: She's probably
a fuckin dyke anyway.
Josh: Look, either way, I
don't trust her so you should
hide your weed around her.
Travis: Who's the other girl?
Josh: What's that?
Travis: You said
different girl each night.
Who's the other girl?
Josh: Exactly.
Travis: What?
Josh: That's right.
Travis: What's right?
Josh: Have you lost
weight, Travis?
Travis: What? No!
I'm asking who...
Josh: It's Aeron man. Come on.
You're getting us sidetracked.
Travis: Uhh, sorry.
[Skyrocket Down performing
"Angel Wings With Bullet Holes"]
Josh: You're forgiven.
Look man, I've had a thing
for Aeron for awhile now.
Josh: The fact that she
invited me out this weekend
tells me all I need to know.
Travis: What's that?
Josh: Well, she can only have
invited me for two reasons and
she doesn't smoke weed so...
Travis: What if there
was no reason? What if
she just invited you?
Josh: People don't just
invite you for no reason.
Josh: They invite you cause
you either have something
they need or you're useful.
Travis: That's not true.
Aeron invited me just
cause she wanted to.
Travis: Aeron doesn't
use people like that.
Josh: Oh, then who's idea was it
to invite Robert for his gear?
Travis: That was my idea.
Travis: When Aeron invited me to go camping she asked if I had
any tents and I said no but I
knew where we could g..ah, shit!
Josh: [LAUGHS]
Josh: You got used man.
Robert: Whoa, Josh. Dude,
you and me aren't going
after the same girl, are we?
Josh: Robert, I swear to God if you cock block me this weekend
dude, I will pistol whip the
fucking beard off your face.
Robert: Whoa, whoa!
Robert: Bro, dude. Nothing
wrong a little bit of
healthy competition, man.
Robert: I mean I had my eye on
the girl for a while too, man.
Robert: You know, it's no surprise, you know, judging
as you know, you and me are
so alike you know what I mean?
Robert: Great minds
think alike, bro.
Robert: That's it.
Give me my fucking gun.
Josh: Robert, if you say one
more fucking word dude, I will
blow your goddamn head off.
Amber: You alright?
You look tired.
Aeron: Yeah, I just...I
haven't been sleeping well.
Amber: Why not?
Aeron: I just..I keep having these dreams like, it's like I
wake up and there's...there's
this woman in my house.
Aeron: But it's like two
seconds later she's not there.
Amber: Do you recognize her?
Aeron: No. I mean, she doesn't look like anybody
that I know. She's just
there and then she's gone.
Amber: Sounds like
you're dreaming.
Aeron: I mean, it feels
like I'm awake but at the
same time I don't know.
Amber: That's kind of weird.
Aeron: Lil' bit.
Amber: [LAUGHS]
Aeron: So, this place is
completely secluded? Like,
no other cabins around?
Amber: Not within
screaming distance.
Aeron: And it's
your family's land?
Amber: It's my uncle's. He
likes to go hunting and fishing.
Amber: But he doesn't really use it that much so
he rents it out and I get
to use it whenever I want.
Aeron: So, do you use it often?
Amber: I used to come up here
a lot when I was younger but I
haven't been up here in years.
Aeron: Well, thanks for letting me invite everyone.
I know you don't really know
them but they're cool people.
Amber: It's cool. I trust
your taste in friends.
Aeron: So, what do
you think of Josh?
Amber: Except that one.
Aeron: Okay, what's the
real reason you hate him?
Amber: Honestly, I think he's
trash and I don't see how you
guys even hang out with him.
Aeron: Come on, now. He's
not trash. He just has an
aggressive personality.
Aeron: You just gotta
get to know him.
Amber: I don't believe
that but to each their own.
Eric: Dude, you're
fucking crazy.
Eric: There's no way in hell that Superman could be Hulk. There's no way. That
would never fucking happen
in a million fuckin' years.
Robert: Nah, hold up dude. I really think that, okay, I
think Superman can definitely
beat the Hulk. Okay?
Robert: He's got the whole rack of superpowers man. He's got
the not just super-strength,
he's got the ice breath.
Robert: He's got the heat vision, he's got like
super strength and speed.
You know, he can fly.
Robert: He could just pick Hulk up, fly through space and fly
all the way to the Sun and just
drop Hulk into the Sun, dude.
Eric: Dude, dude.
You're fucking stupid.
Eric: Okay, look. The
Hulk is just as strong as
Superman, if not stronger.
Eric: And if he flies to the Sun, it would take him who knows
how fucking long, even with the
speed, and Hulk would break out.
Eric: And there's no fucking way that he would win because doomsday killed
Superman and doomsday and
Hulk are kind of similar so.
Eric: Your arguments
fucking flawed man.
Eric: The fucking Hulk
would whoop his ass.
Eric: End of fucking
conversation.
Robert: Nah, man, I
mean, I...you know what?
Robert: Okay. Okay, umm.
Robert: To be continued. Josh, dude. Could you umm,
pull over dude? I gotta
use the organic latrine.
Eric: Let this dumbass out.
Robert: If you know what I mean.
Josh: Can't it fucking wait,
dude. We're almost there.
Robert: No can do maestro. I
got an unusually small bladder.
Josh: It's a shame you don't
have a smaller fucking mouth.
Robert: As a matter of fact...
Josh: Just fucking go.
Get the fuck out of the
truck. Eric: Go man!
Josh: Go!
Robert: ...not umm,
proportionate, uh.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Josh: Is he gone?
Robert: Wait!
[FOOTSTEPS RUNNING]
Eric: Thank you, God.
Josh: Eh, he'll find
his fucking way.
Robert: [SIGH]
Robert: Well.
Robert: It appears that Hulk
has defeated Superman after all.
Robert: But that sir,
was not a fair fight.
Robert: [SIGH]
Robert: Just have to
call my brother up.
Robert: Hey, bro. Hello?
Paul: What do you want, Robert?
Robert: Dude, uh,
I need a favor.
Paul: [SIGH] And what is that?
Robert: Uh, can you come get me?
Paul: What?
Robert: I...
Paul: No, I'm not
coming to pick you up.
Robert: Come on, dude.
Paul: I thought you said you
were going camping or something?
Robert: Yeah, dude, I
still am. I just need
you to come pick me up.
Paul: [LAUGHS] You got
left again, didn't you?
Robert: Shut up, dude.
It's not like last time.
Paul: Man, you are such a loser.
Robert: No, I'm not!
Paul: I told you nobody
wanted to hear that
bullshit about Bigfoot.
Robert: Look, dude...
Paul: Only an idiot goes
into the forest looking
for a fictional creature.
Robert: Fictional? Dude, you play Pokemon Go.
That's literally what
you do all the time.
Paul: Well, at least I don't get left on the side
of the road because no one
can stand to be around me.
Robert: Look dude, are you
coming to get me or not?
Paul: Hmm...
Paul: Not?
Robert: Uh. Dude!
Robert: Try something else.
Robert: Call dad.
Robert's Dad: Hey Robbie.
Robert: Hey Dad,
can you pick me up?
Robert's Dad: Come pick you up?
Robert: Yeah?
Robert's Dad: Why?
Where are you?
Robert: I'm on the
side of the road.
Robert's Dad: Side of
the road? Well, what the
hell are you doing there?
Robert: I got left.
Robert's Dad: Left?
Robbie, not again.
Robert's Dad: What are
you doing to these people?
Robert: I didn't do anything.
Robert's Dad: People don't
leave someone on the side of
the road for no reason Rob.
Robert: That's what happened.
Robert's Dad: Well, I'm sorry
but I can't come get you, son.
Robert: Why not?
Robert's Dad: Robbie, I'm
afraid if I keep picking you
up off the side of the road
Robert's Dad: that's where
you'll keep ending up.
Robert's Dad: Sorry,
son. Maybe you'll learn
from this experience.
Robert: Wait.
Robert: But dad.
Robert: Aww.
[Suspenseful music]
Robert: [SIGH]
Robert: Well, I guess I couldn't
ask for a nicer late afternoon
to go on a nice long walk.
Robert: Who the fuck am I
kidding man? This shit sucks.
Robert: Man.
[TRUCK APPROACHING]
Robert: If Hulk was walk beside me man, his green ass
would just be walking. I wish
I could fly like Superman.
Robert: Superman's
definitely better.
Robert: Huh?
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
[DOOR SLAMS]
Robert: Uh, hi. Hello.
Robert: Umm. Uh, do you
need some assistance?
I'm fine. I...I...I don't
Robert: That's a...that
that that's pretty cool
mask. Are you a nurse?
Robert: [LAUGH] Hopefully
you don't want to get
a Children's Hospital.
Robert: [NERVOUS LAUGH]
Robert: Whoa, whoa! Now, I
know most gentlemen aren't
intimidated by a strong female
Robert: especially an attractive one. But I, you know, consider
myself a gentleman, an
advocate of women's rights and
Robert: social justice and...
Robert: So, if I guess if you
don't mind, I'm just gonna
Robert: go ahead and start...
Robert: Start uh.
Robert: [YELLING]
[FALLS ON GRAVEL]
Robert: [YELLS]
[WHACK]
[The Max performing "Dancin
All Around The Room"]
♪ Good times they will come ♪
♪ But if you're
drowning in a sorrow ♪
♪ Chances are that come
tomorrow they won't ♪
♪ And peace you'll
surely know ♪
♪ But if you're
battling a demon ♪
♪ Then the wishes that
you're dreaming won't grow ♪
♪ Let's forget about
drowning and demons ♪
♪ And think about
livin' and singin' ♪
Amber: Alright, this is it.
Eric: Dude, this
is fucking awesome.
Eric: Time to crank out some
jams and fucking party, right?
Travis: No. You're gonna
help me unpack first.
Eric: Fine.
Eric: I'll get the beer.
Eric: Fine. Fine.
Eric: I'll be in the cabin
partying. See you later. Peace.
Amber: [OFF SCREEN]
Fuckin' useless.
Travis: Hey, uh, get
a hand with all this?
Aeron: She's actually gonna
take me and show me the lake.
Travis: Okay...
Amber: You can put the stuff
in the living room for now.
Travis: Josh, a hand?
Josh: [OFF SCREEN]
Fuck off t-bag.
Travis: [MUMBLES] You fuck off.
Josh: What'd you say, bitch?
Travis: Nothing!
Travis: Andrea? A little help?
Andrea: I'm gonna
go unpack our stuff.
Travis: But all of our
stuff's right here!
[Joe Becker
performing "Lullaby"]
Aeron: Where are you taking me?
Amber: It's a surprise.
Aeron: Why are we
jumping a locked fence?
Aeron: We're not
trespassing, are we?
Amber: Quit being a
scaredy cat and come on.
Aeron: Are you
sure this is okay?
Aeron: I'm not sure about this.
Amber: It's cool, dude. I
used to do this all the time.
Amber: Alright, this is it.
Aeron: Oh, wow.
This is beautiful.
Amber: This is my
favorite spot. I used to
come here all the time.
Aeron: Why'd you stop
coming down here?
Amber: Well, uh, after my
mom left, my dad kind of
quit doing stuff with us.
Aeron: That's terrible.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Amber: It's fine. It's
in the past. I'm over it.
Aeron: Thanks for
bringing me though.
Aeron: Well listen,
I have something I...
John Boy: [OFF SCREEN]
Well, well, well.
What do we have here?
John Boy: What's a couple of
girls like y'all doing out here?
Amber: Who the fuck are you?
John Boy: Oh, pardon
me. My name is John. You
can call me Johnny Boy.
John: What about y'all?
Aeron: I'm Aeron and
this is Amber and we're
staying in a cabin up here.
John Boy: Oh, is that so?
Amber: Yeah, it is John.
John Boy: Well, maybe I'll
come up and visit you sometime.
I can be real friendly.
Amber: We're not looking
for friends asshole
so you can move along.
John Boy: Well there's no
reason to get rude miss.
John Boy:I just came over
to introduce myself seeing
how this is my land and all.
Amber: The fuck are
you talking about? This
is Mr. Hodder's land.
John Boy: Was.
John Boy: Mr.Hodder's been
dead about seven years now.
John Boy: This is my land now.
Amber: Well, we were
just leaving anyway.
John Boy: Well, the law says
I can shoot trespassers.
John Boy: Friends
aren't trespassers.
John Boy: So you can
either be my friend or not.
Amber: Are you threatening
us you piece of shit?
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN]
Come on Amber, let's go.
[FOOT STEPS]
Amber: You can go back to
fucking your farm animals,
you hillbilly fuck.
John Boy: Yeah, just go.
You're not welcome here.
John Boy: Tramp.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Det. Johnson: Richard,
I got a hold of that
Aeron girl's family.
Det. Johnson: Her father told
me that she and her friends went
up to the cabin this weekend.
Det. Richards: Okay, send
me the address. I'm gonna
go ahead and head up there.
Det. Richards: I got
a call from CCPD.
Det. Richards: They found nurse Moran's body on
the side of 15. I don't
want to take any chances,
Det. Johnson: Okay and I finally
tracked down Anneke's father.
Det. Johnson: Mr. Mitchell.
Det. Johnson: Okay,
I'm here now. I'll see
if he knows anything.
Det. Richards: Alright.
Keep me posted.
[KNOCKING]
[DOGS BARKING]
Det. Johnson: Mr. Mitchell?
I'm detective Johnson.
Det. Johnson: I'd like to talk
to you about your daughter.
Mr. Mitchell: What do you want?
Det. Johnson: Mr.
Mitchell, it's taken me a
while to track you down.
Det. Johnson: There wasn't an
address for you at the hospital.
Mr. Mitchell: Why are
you telling me this?
Det. Johnson: Excuse me?
Mr. Mitchell: There's a
reason the hospital didn't
have no address on me.
Mr. Mitchell: When I dropped
her off at the hospital
Mr. Mitchell: I gave all rights to the state so as
far as I'm concerned this
has nothing to do with me.
Det. Johnson: I understand.
I just wanted to know if
Det. Johnson: Was wondering if
you knew where she might be?
Mr. Mitchell: Oh, I know
exactly where she's headed.
Det. Johnson: You do? Where?
Mr. Mitchell: This made it
pretty clear. You can keep it.
Det. Johnson: What is this?
Mr. Mitchell: Just watch it.
Det. Johnson: Where
did you get this?
Mr. Mitchell: My daughter
hand-delivered it to
me a couple days ago.
Det. Johnson: I thought you
said you haven't seen her?
Mr. Mitchell: There ain't
no saving that girl.
Mr. Mitchell: After
watching that video,
she's got what is coming.
[DOOR SLAMS]
[HOT TUB HUMMING]
[HEAVY OMINOUS MUSIC]
[FOOT STEPS]
[FAST STEPS]
John Boy: Who the fuck are you?
John Boy: What are you doing
here? What do you want?
[CHASE MUSIC]
[FOOT STEPS]
John Boy: Get the
fuck away from me!
John Boy: Help!
John Boy: Help!
[RUNNING FOOT STEPS]
[SWOOSH]
[RAINING]
Josh: What's up man?
Eric: What's going on?
What do you want to drink?
Josh: Uh, you don't
have my poison buddy.
Eric: Whatever man. More for me.
Andrea: Hey, you have
a cigarette I can get?
Eric: Yeah, sure.
Andrea: Thanks.
Andrea: You mind if I
talk to Josh for a minute?
Yeah, sure. I don't
care. Go ahead.
Josh: I think she
means leave genius.
Eric: Why the fuck do I
gotta leave? I was here
first. You just got here.
Josh: Dude, just fucking go.
Eric: Whatever. Fuckin' asshole.
Eric: I don't get
no fucking respect.
Eric: Stupid ass motherfucker.
Josh: Bitch, bitch, bitch.
That's all you ever are.
Josh: So, what's up sugar tits?
Andrea: You got my
special package?
Josh: Have I ever
disappointed yet?
Andrea: No.
Andrea: Thanks.
What do I owe ya?
Josh: Uh. Consider it a gift
for now but I'll be taking
it out of your ass later.
Andrea: Looking forward to it.
Josh: You know, speaking of
that, you haven't told anybody
about us yet, have you?
Andrea: Of course not.
Andrea: Good. I'd like to
keep that between us for now.
Andrea: Okay.
Josh: I'll talk to you later.
Josh: Hey Eric, you done
with your cigarette yet?
Eric: Yeah.
Josh: You can have
your seat back.
Eric: Fuck you, asshole.
Josh: Bitch.
Travis: You know Josh
[DOOR CLOSES]
Travis: you could've at
least grabbed something.
Travis: At least her
got the fucking beer.
Josh: Hey man, I'm the protector. I'm the
only one here with a
fucking gun right now.
Josh: We're out in the middle of fucking nowhere
with who knows what lurking
around every corner.
Josh: I gotta to keep my
hands free. You wanna get
attacked by a bear or something
Travis: I guess
that makes sense.
Josh: Yeah, it does.
Amber: There aren't
any bears out here.
Josh: Nobody told me you
were a wild life expert.
Amber: I know how to spot a pig.
Josh: Well, good for you farmer
Fran but maybe if you had
your field plowed more often
Josh: you would be such a
nagging bitch all the time.
Amber: Fuck you.
Aeron: Travis, you didn't
have to get in everything. I
could have gotten my stuff.
Travis: Nah, it's cool. I
don't care. I got it all.
Aeron: Are you sure?
Travis: Yeah, no. I don't mind.
I just had to give Josh shit
cause he wouldn't grab anything.
Josh: Protector.
Aeron: Well, thank you, Travis.
You're a true gentleman.
Travis: Don't worry about it.
Travis: But this place
is kind of small and
there's only one bedroom.
Amber: Yeah, you guys are
gonna have to make do.
Amber: Umm, we've got a couch
and there's a blow-up mattress
Amber: so you're just gonna
have to pick a spot to crash.
Travis: I'm just saying,
I think me and Andrea
should get the bedroom.
Josh: Fuck that just because
you're a couple doesn't
mean you get bedroom.
Travis: We are the only
ones here that share a bed.
Josh: Uh, just because you two are the only two here
that are a couple doesn't
mean you get to bed.
Aeron: Actually, it's
Amber's cabin so I feel
like she should get the bed
Aeron: and to save room, I'll
just share the bed with her.
Amber: No, that's okay,
I'll just take the couch.
Aeron: Okay, whatever.
Amber: I enjoy everybody
fighting over it anyway.
Aeron: You guys figured out.
Josh: [OFF SCREEN] Travis, can
I talk to you for a second?
Travis [OFF SCREEN] Sure.
Josh: Shut the door.
Travis: Alright.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Josh: Dude, don't
fuck me this weekend.
Travis: Dude, you're not
the one I'm trying to fuck.
Josh: You're already a couple
you can do this any time.
Josh: I'm trying to get laid this weekend and I
can't do it on the air
mattress in the living room.
Travis: It's okay, we can share.
Josh: I'm not interested in
an orgy with you, Travis.
Travis: No.
Travis: Whenever we're
not using the bedroom,
you use the bedroom.
Travis: Just put a fucking
sock on the door or something.
Travis: But we get
the bedroom at night.
Josh: Alright dude. But when opportunity strikes,
I need to come if you
know what I'm saying.
Josh: Write that shit down.
Travis: [LAUGHS]
[The Max performing
"I Need A Friend"]
Travis: Eric, what the
fuck are you drinking?
Eric: It's Graffiti House man.
Old Bust Head. It's good shit.
Travis: What the fuck
is Graffiti House?
Josh: Sounds like some
Mexican ass piss water to me.
Eric: No man, it's good. It's a
local brewery. IPA. It'll really
fuck you up. It's very good.
Travis: Let me try that shit.
Travis: How the fuck
do you drink that shit?
Eric: Well, first you got
to wash the sand out of
your pussy, you bitch.
Eric: That's how
a real man drinks.
Josh: Yeah Nick. Are
your fish flaps foamy?
Josh: You gotta get in there and
wash that shit. Eric: [LAUGHS]
Oh! Right on, dude. Oh, shit.
Josh: Bitch.
Eric: Mhmm.
Andrea: Hey, where's Robert at?
Aeron: Yeah, where
is Robert, Josh?
Josh: [LAUGHS] Fuck. I forgot.
I kicked his ass out with his
dick hanging out his pants.
Eric and Nick: [LAUGHS]
Andrea: You just left him
on the side of the road?
Josh: Well, you would
know if you weren't asleep
the entire fucking time.
Aeron: What the fuck,
Josh. Go get him.
Amber: Well, this is a shocker.
Amber: I think I'm getting
to know him pretty well.
Josh: You should shut
your fucking trap, bitch.
Amber: The fuck you gonna do?
Aeron: Amber, not now.
Aeron: Josh, go get him!
Travis: [LAUGHS]
Andrea: Stop, Travis!
That's not funny.
Andrea: That's fucked
up. Go get him.
Josh: Will everyone
chill the fuck out?
Josh: Where the fuck
did this Robert fan
club come from anyway?
Josh: It's funny. The only ones that are bitching didn't
have to ride with him the
entire miserable ride here.
Aeron: Josh.
Josh: What? Look, ask
Eric and Travis. He's only
about a mile down the road.
Josh: If he's not here within
the next hour or so, I'll go
pick his ass up. End of story.
Andrea: What if he gets lost?
Josh: Then he's a fucking
idiot cause he knows he's only
about a mile from the cabin.
Josh: Now, can we move the
fuck on from this already?
Josh: Thank you.
[DOOR OPENS]
Josh: Where's Travis
and Andrea at?
Amber: In the
bedroom, dick face.
[The Max performing
"Wasted Love"]
Josh: Hey, Eric.
Josh: You wanna play
some drinking games, man?
Eric: Yeah man. Sure, why
not? It's about fucking
time we do something.
Josh: You, uh, mind
seeing if, uh, Travis
and Andrea want to play?
Eric: I guess so, man. Why not?
[DOOR OPENS]
Travis: [YELLS]
Eric! What the fuck!
Eric: Oh, shit man! I'm
sorry, dude. Do you want to
play some drinking games?
Travis: [YELLS] Does it look like I wanna play a drinking
game? I'm gonna shove a
beer pong ball up your ass.
Eric: I'm sorry, man.
Travis: Get...shut
the fucking door!
Eric: Okay! Shit.
Travis: [OFF SCREEN] Not
with you in here, dumbass!
Eric: My bad. My bad.
My bad. Fuckin'...God.
Aeron: So, we're all hanging
around the cabin in the middle
of the woods, far from ear shot
Aeron: you guys want to tell
some scary ghost stories?
Eric: Nah, fuck that. We're not a bunch of Boy
Scouts. Let's play some,
uh, drinking games instead.
Travis: What kind
of drinking games?
Eric: Alright, let me think.
I say, we play "I've never".
Josh: Fuck yeah, I'm down.
Andrea: That sounds like fun.
Eric: Okay, I'll go first. I've
never shaved my pubes before.
Josh: Fresh shaved this morning.
Eric: Eww, Josh.
Travis: Eric, you'd have to grow
pubes to be able to shave them.
Eric: Fuck you, Travis. My balls
are way hairier than yours.
Travis: You would know.
You've seen them up close.
Eric: Bullshit. I wouldn't
go anywhere near you balls.
Travis: Aww, she's bashful.
Group: [LAUGHS]
Travis: Don't worry, girl. You
know you give the best handjob.
Travis: Besides, it looks
huge in those little hands.
Eric: You do realize you're
saying you would let a
guy jerk you off, right?
Travis: I'm just saying. With enough alcohol and some
poor lighting, you could pass
for seventeen year old girl.
Group: [LAUGHS]
Josh: You know, he
does have a point.
Travis: What?
Travis: She told me she was 18!
Josh: So Aeron, why didn't you
drink? I know you're no Demi
Mooreing it down there, are you?
Aeron: I don't want
to play right now. Can
we do something else?
Travis: I got a story to tell.
Eric: No one wants to
hear your fucking stupid
ghost stories, Travis.
Travis: No. It's not bullshit,
man. I read it on Facebook
so you know it's true.
Travis: Apparently, some
mental hospital around here
had some patient escape.
Eric: So what? An old man in
a wheel chair broke out of a
hospital. Watch the fuck out!
Travis: No, it was a woman.
Travis: She got committed years
ago for like killing a couple
people or something like that
Travis: and a couple months
ago she just flipped the fuck
out and killed two orderlies.
Andrea: Oh my God. Seriously?
Travis: Yeah, I mean the
article didn't say much.
Travis: But I read into the comments. Apparently,
they didn't even know what
happened until the next day.
Travis: All they
found was her eye.
Eric: Dude, you're completely
full of shit. That's the
dumbest story I've ever heard.
Aeron: Can we
change the subject?
Travis: Look, I'm just
saying. It's a true story.
Josh: It sounds like a load
of bullshit to me, Travis. But
I got a real story for you.
Josh: It's about a guy
who wears one glove.
Josh: He's got a really
fucked face and he likes to
chase around little children.
Amber: Freddy Krueger?
Josh: Fuck no, I'm talking
about Michael Jackson. That
motherfucker's scary as shit.
Eric: [LAUGHS] Right. Fuck
Travis, you're a terrible liar.
Travis: Look, I'm just trying
to warn you guys. Okay?
Travis: One of those lunatics escaped and now
there's a bloodthirsty
killer on the loose.
Aeron: You know, you're a
dick, Travis. You should
call people stuff like that.
Travis: What the fuck did I say?
Andrea: Aeron's
brother killed himself.
Travis: I didn't know
what I was saying was
gonna piss anybody off.
[DOOR SLAMS]
Josh: What the fuck does Moe have to do with Travis's lame
ass story and Aeron getting
upset in the first place?
Travis: Dude, I swear I'm
not making this shit up.
Travis: True story.
Andrea: Probably the part
where you called them lunatics.
Andrea: That was pretty messed up. You don't
know who has family with
mental health issues.
Josh: Who gives a shit, anyway?
I'm tired of tiptoeing around
everybody's fucking feelings.
Josh: Call it what it is. If
they don't like it, they can
eat a bowl of fucking dicks.
Josh: Just make sure
you save some for Amber.
Eric: [LAUGHS]
Travis: No, I...I see her
point. Probably shouldn't
have said anything.
Travis: Probably wasn't cool.
Josh: Travis, will you
shut the fuck up and
grow a pair for once?
Eric: [SNICKERS]
Travis: Alright. I'm gonna
go for a walk. Give Aeron
some time to cool off.
Travis: If I find Robert'ss
dumb ass out there I'll
send him back to the cabin.
Andrea: Yeah, go find Robert.
Josh: [CHOKES]
[DOOR CLOSES]
Josh: Fuck!
Josh: Dude, I was
supposed to go get him.
Eric: Who gives a fuck?
Eric: Fuck him, right?
Josh: Fuck him.
[BOTTLES CLINK]
[RAINING]
Amber: So...you gonna tell
me what that was about?
Aeron: Nothing, I just don't like hearing people say stuff
like that. Not everyone with
a mental issue is a monster.
Amber: Do you know somebody
with a mental issue?
Aeron: Sometimes I just feel
responsible for what happened.
Amber: What do you mean?
Josh: Hey Aeron, are you
okay? Look, I'm sorry
about what Travis said.
Josh: I told him he needs to
put a filter on it next time.
Aeron: Yeah, I'm fine.
We were just getting
ready to come back in.
Josh: Well, good. Let's
go inside. Don't let that
prick ruin your time.
Amber: Fuck you.
Amber: [WHISPERS] Fuck you.
Andrea: Josh, can you come
talk to me for a second?
Josh: [SIGHS]
Josh: I'll be back.
Josh: Look, what is it? You
know I'm busy right now.
Andrea: Sorry Josh. I just wanted to see if you
wanted to take some of
this X with me, you see?
Andrea: And I can
repay your for it.
Josh: I'm gonna take
a raincheck on that.
Josh: But maybe Eric
will be interested.
Andrea: You know she's
not into you, right?
Josh: Look, if you say
anything about us I will
fucking end you, bitch.
Josh: Sorry about that.
Josh: What the fuck is this?
Aeron: What's wrong?
Josh: I'm going for two
fucking seconds and the
bitch jumps in my grave?
Amber: I didn't know
we had assigned seats.
Josh: This is bullshit.
You need to get the fuck
up before I jerk you up.
Amber: I fucking dare
you! Aeron: Josh!
Josh: Bitch, I will lay
you the fuck out and not
think twice about it.
Aeron: Josh, what's
your problem?
Amber: His problem is
he's trying to fuck you.
Amber: That's his problem.
Josh: You fucking cunt!
Aeron: Josh, what the
hell is wrong with you?
Amber: Takes a real
piece of shit to put
his hands on a woman.
Josh: You two fucking cunts are
in this together, aren't you?
Aeron: What the hell
are you talking about?
Josh: They know. They've been
trying to fuck shit up for
me for this whole weekend
Josh: and I'm
fucking sick of it.
Aeron: If you're referring to
you and Andrea, I already know.
Aeron: She told me awhile ago
and I told her she should stop
Aeron: because
she's with Travis.
Josh: What about you and me?
Aeron: You're more
like a brother to me.
Josh: Your brother?
Josh: Are you fucking
kidding me? I'm not
your fucking brother.
Aeron: Yeah, but you're
the closest thing
I have left to him.
Josh: We were friends,
that doesn't make me him.
Josh: So why do I get stuck in
the friend zone just because
your brother offed himself?
Amber: Josh, that's enough.
Aeron: He was high. He wouldn't
have done it if he wasn't.
Josh: Oh, I see you
still blame me for him
doing drugs, don't you?
Aeron: Did I say
that? No. Just stop!
Josh: Look, I've been doing
drugs a lot longer than he
has and I didn't off myself.
Josh: He was just fucking weak.
Josh: Oh, pull up a
chair, enjoy the show.
You can shit on me next.
Aeron: Just stop.
Josh: Look
Josh: He swallowed a fucking bullet because he hated his
life. The drugs were just
here to cushion the blow.
Aeron: I can't do
this. Excuse me.
[DOOR SLAMS]
Amber: You sorry son of a bitch!
Josh: Fuck her. She
knew what this was.
Amber: Yeah and now
she knows who you are.
Josh: Good. I sure as hell
wasn't trying to hide it.
Josh: Now, you can get the fuck
out of my face, you dyke bitch.
Eric: Whoa Josh. Come on, man.
Josh: Fuck you, man. Moe's
dead. That's not my problem.
Josh: I'm over it.
Amber: Get the fuck out of here.
Josh: Fuck you. You wanna
be a thigh diver with her
in the bedroom, go for it.
I'm grabbing Travis and Bobo and
getting the fuck out of here.
Amber: Go to hell.
Josh: Fuck you!
Amber: Go!
Josh: Fuck you.
Amber: Goodbye!
Amber: Fuck you!
[DOOR SHUTS]
[FOOT STEPS]
[DOOR SHUTS]
Josh: Stupid bitch. I don't
know why I'm wasting my time.
Josh: Should've been
fucking Jenny anyway.
Josh: Travis, you better
answer your fucking phone.
[RINGING]
Josh: Travis, I just heard
your phone, you dick.
Josh: Don't hit the
hater button on me. Where
are you, motherfucker?
Josh: Travis, this isn't
funny. I'm getting the
fuck out of here, dude.
Josh: Look dude,
did Aeron call you?
Josh: Give me the fucking keys
and I'll drive myself home. I'm
not in the mood for this shit.
Josh: You know I can just
call your phone again.
Josh: When I find you, I'm gonna
put my foot in your ass, Travis.
Josh: Travis.
Josh: Man, fuck you, Travis.
[FOOT STEPS]
Josh: The fuck is this shit?
Josh: Travis, seriously.
This is what you've been
doing the whole time?
Josh: Who the fuck'd
you convince to come out
here dressed like this?
Josh: Who the fuck are you?
Josh: You know Travis, there's only one problem
with your little friend.
She's kind of hot.
Josh: Hey, Travis. Hope you
don't mind, but uh, this one's
going home with me tonight.
Josh: Do you know
where Travis is?
Josh: Where the fuck is he?
Josh: I don't mind him watching,
but we can either do this here
or take it back to my place.
Josh: It's up to you.
Josh: Travis is that way?
Josh: Come on, bitch.
[DOOR SHUTS]
[Adam Robertson
performing "Black Dog"]
Andrea: Is she alright?
Amber: She'll be fine.
Eric: I guess we ain't gonna see
Travis and Robert anymore. Does
anybody wanna shotgun a beer?
[DOOR OPENS]
Travis: What'd I miss?
[DOOR SHUTS]
Eric: Find Robert?
Travis: No, but then again, I
really wasn't looking that hard.
Eric: Oh well, who cares?
Eric: What about Josh? Did you
see Josh out there anywhere?
Travis: No, why?
Amber: Well, basically he was being a douchebag, said
some fucked up shit to Aeron
and then stormed out of here.
Travis: Got it. Sorry i asked.
Amber: What are you doing?
Eric: Stroking my
majestic beard.
Amber: It's weird.
Eric: It's possibly the
softest beard in all the world.
Would you like to touch it?
Amber: I'm gonna pass.
Eric: Suit yourself.
Travis: Don't even
look over here, Eric.
Eric: You couldn't pay
me enough to let you put
your hands on my face.
Travis: Talking about Andrea.
Eric: Oh, she can
pet me anytime.
[CLANK]
Eric: You know this
cabin is full of anger.
Eric: We're supposed
to just be hanging out,
having fun, drinking beer.
Eric: You guys are a
bunch of fucking haters.
Amber: Calm down, Bilbo.
Eric: Wait a minute, damn
it. I'm not a hobbit. Does
it look like I got big feet?
Travis: Looks like someone's
got a Napoleon complex.
Eric: Fuck you, Travis.
Amber: Let's leave
the little guy alone.
I'm not little. I'm just slightly below average
height. Little...little is
fucking offensive to my people
Aeron: It's okay, Eric. I
think short guys are cute.
Eric: I'll be your
little whatever the
fuck you want me to be.
Aeron: You don't think Josh
will be coming back, do you?
Eric: Yeah? J...Josh?
Amber: I wouldn't
hold my breath.
(child like piano music♪)
Josh: What the fuck?
Josh: [GRUNT]
Josh: Bitch, you better
let me fucking go.
Josh: Let me the fuck up.
Josh: Bitch, I'm not fucking
playing. Let me the fuck up.
Josh: Fuck.
Josh: Bitch. What the
fuck am I doing in here?
Josh: You better let
me the fuck up, bitch.
Josh: Bitch, I will break your
face if you don't let me out
of here. Let me the fuck up!
Josh: Bitch, let me the fuck up.
Josh: What are you doing?
What are you doing?
[CLANK]
Josh: Put that shit down.
Josh: This is real
fucking funny. Let me up.
[RATTLE]
Josh: [SCREAMS] Help!
Josh: [YELLS] Ah!
[CLANK]
Josh: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Josh: Alright.
Josh: You win.
Josh: Stop!
[BANG]
Josh: Ah.
Josh: Ahh!
Josh: [HOLLARS] Ahh! Ahh!
[SPITS]
Josh: Bitch!
[SPITS]
Josh: I'll kill you, bitch!
[WHACK]
[2 Ton Death Machine
performing 'Red Queen"]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[SMACK]
[CLICK]
Josh: What the fuck is that?
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLANK]
Josh: Let me the fuck up!
Josh: Oh, fuck!
Josh: [YELLS] Fuck!
Josh: No! You stupid
bitch! Let me the fuck up!
Josh: I'm gonna fuckin'...
Josh: [CHOKING]
Josh: [CHOKING] Uh!
Josh: Uhh!
Josh: [GASP]
Josh: [YELLS] Ahh!
[TEARING]
Josh: [SCREAMS]
[SAWING]
Josh: [YELLS] Ah!
Josh: [YELLS] Ahh uh!
Josh: [SCREAMS]
[RIPPING]
[CLANK]
[CHAINS RATTLING]
Josh: [LAUGHS] Awe,
you fucking bitch.
Josh: Hehe heh. That's
alright, you can keep
it. I got another one.
[SMACK]
Josh: Heh. I know where those
fingers have been, bitch.
Josh: Heh.
Josh: Will you just
fucking kill me already?
[SAW RUNNING]
Josh: [YELLS] Bitch,
I was playing!
Josh: Stop playing! Quit
playing! Quit playing!
Josh: You playing! Why
you playing? Why you
playing? You playing.
Josh: [SCREAMING]
[RIPPING]
Josh: [SCREAMS] Ahh!
[RIPPING]
[SAW CUTS OFF]
[CLANK]
[Skyrocket Down performing
"Sick, Dizzy, Love Loss"]
[TALKING LOW]
Travis: So, you wanna go back
to the bedroom and finish
what we started earlier?
Andrea: I'm not doing it
in the cabin again after
what happened earlier.
Travis: They already fucking
know. What's the difference?
Andrea: No.
Travis: [WHISPERS] Come on, I've got blue balls this
fucking big. Besides, you got
to fulfill your womanly duties.
Andrea: Womanly duties?
I'll break your dick off
and beat you with it.
Travis: Fine. Let's go to
the fucking woods then.
Andrea: No, I'm not laying my
bare ass naked on the ground.
Travis: Fine. We can go out
there and you can blow me.
Andrea: What's in it for me?
Travis: I'll give
you a back rub.
Andrea: Fine.
Travis: I can't find
my fucking phone.
Andrea: Where'd you put it?
Travis: I don't know.
Andrea: Just find it later.
[DOOR OPENS]
Amber: Where are you guys going?
Travis: Take a little walk.
Andrea: Just wanna
stretch my legs.
Eric: Have fun having sex.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[LEAVES RUSTLING]
Travis: Hey, babe!
Travis: How about right here?
Andrea: Sure, that
looks romantic.
Travis: Look, we have plenty of
time for romance this weekend.
Travis: Right now, I
just need to get a nut.
Andrea: Fine.
Travis: After you.
Travis: Looks good to me.
Travis: Need to kiss first?
Andrea: No.
Travis: Cuddle?
Andrea: Fuck you.
Travis: Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Andrea: What?
Travis: Take out your tits.
Andrea: What? No!
Travis: Come on,
I love your tits!
Andrea: I'm not taking my tits
out just to give you a blowjob.
Travis: Don't be that way!
Andrea: What way? I'm about
to leave you out here with
your dick in your hand.
Travis: I'm a visual
person, okay? It's gonna
go a lot faster if you do.
Travis: How long do you
want to be out here?
Andrea: Fine.
Travis: Yes!
Travis: Ladies.
[ZIP]
Travis: Oh, yeah.
Travis: Yeah.
Travis: Like that.
Travis: Faster.
Travis: Fa...no, too fast!
Travis: Too fast. Slower.
Travis: Slower.
Travis: Too slow.
[SUCKING]
Travis: Less teeth!
Travis: More teeth.
Travis: Yeah, more teeth.
Travis: Eye contact.
Travis: More of it. Too
much. Getting freaky.
Travis: Nope.
Travis: Yeah.
(suspenseful music♪)
Travis: [OFF SCREEN]
Cradle. Cradle!
Travis: [OFF SCREEN]
Light fingers.
Travis: [OFF SCREEN]
Cup em. No. Like...
Travis: [OFF SCREEN] Like you
want them to stay put, but
you're not trying to hurt them.
Travis: [OFF SCREEN] Do the
thing I showed you in the video.
Travis: [OFF SCREEN]
The thumb thing!
Travis: [OFF SCREEN] That one!
Andrea: Do you wanna
just do it yourself?
Travis: Sorry.
[SUCKING]
[Whoosh]
Travis: [YELLS] Ahh!
Travis: Oh, fuck!
Travis: Oww, what the fuck!
Travis: Oww. Sh...wh...you
gotta be kidding me!
Travis: [YELLS]
Ahh! What the fuck!
Travis: Oh, shit! What
the fuck is this shit?
Travis: Oh, God damn, you
gotta be kidding . What
the fuck is going on?
[STAB]
Eric: Well, this sucks.
There's nobody fuckin left.
Aeron: Umm, hello?
We're still here.
Eric: Stuck in a cab with two girls. What the fuck
are we going to do? Have
a make over or something?
Amber; Oh, no. What am
I going to do alone in
a cabin with two girls?
Eric: I know, right?
It's fucking lame.
Amber: [LAUGHS]
Amber: Yeah, let's do it.
Aeron: Hey Eric, we could all
get in the hot tub together.
Eric: Nah, I don't
like hot tubs.
Aeron: So, you don't
want to get in the hot
tub with me and Amber?
Eric: Fuck no. It's too cold
out there and I don't have
any swimming trunks anyways
Amber: you don't need any of
that to get in the hot tub.
Eric: That's just
stupid. I'm not getting
in a hot tub in jeans.
Amber: Would you rather
get in the bed instead?
Eric: Why the fuck do I want to
go to sleep? I'm trying party.
Aeron: He's not getting
it. Let me try Amber.
Aeron: Hey Eric, do you
want to have a threesome
with me and Amber?
Eric: A what?
Amber: Sex dummy. Do you want
to have sex with me and Aeron?
Eric: For real? Hell yeah!
Aeron: Okay. Go get in the bedroom, take all your
clothes off. Amber and I
are gonna freshen up first.
Eric: Okay. I'll go get ready.
[DOOR SHUTS]
Eric: Awesome.
Getting laid tonight.
Eric: Fuck yeah.
Aeron: That was too perfect.
Amber: [LAUGHS] That's what
he gets for calling us lame.
Aeron: We should take a picture.
Amber: Oh my God, if we go in there and he's doing
like a sexy pose, [LAUGHS]
I'm gonna lose my shit.
Aeron: Let's go
smoke while we wait.
Amber: Alright.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[CLINKING]
Eric: What the fuck is that?
Eric: Hey man, come on.
Eric: Come on, man. I'm
trying to get laid. Get
the fuck out of here.
[WHACK]
[STAB]
[STAB]
Amber: Get your camera.
Amber: Eric.
Aeron: [YELLS] Eric!
[DOOR CLOSES]
Amber: Don't go in there.
Aeron: He's hurt.
We have to help him.
Amber: No. Dude, he's dead.
Aeron: Wha...he was just...he
was...who...who would do this?
Amber: I think Josh is
a pretty good guess.
Aeron: No, Josh is an
asshole but Josh wouldn't
do something like this.
Amber: Dude, you don't think it's weird that Eric winds up
dead after you pretend like
you're gonna sleep with him?
Amber: You don't think
he was watching us?
Aeron: We're the only ones here.
Amber: What?
Aeron: Why hasn't anyone come
back? What if they're all dead?
Amber: [OFF SCREEN] Dude.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Amber: Alright, so I've
checked all the rooms,
whoever it was is gone.
Aeron: So, what do we do?
Amber: We need to get
to a safe spot where
we can call the police.
Aeron: What if they're
still out there?
Amber: You stay here, I'll go to
the truck and try to get help.
Aeron: I don't think we should
split up. We should both go.
Amber: Dude, it's safer in here. You don't know what's
out there. If we both go,
we could both be dead.
Amber: Just trust me, Aeron.
Aeron: Okay, just be careful.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[LOCK CLICKS]
[BANG]
[WHACK]
[WHACK]
Anneke: I got it yesterday for my birthday. It's so
cool. I've been taking
lots of pictures with it.
Aeron: That's cool.
Can it record videos?
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
[DOOR SHUTS]
[KNOCKING]
Det. Richards: Police. Open up.
[DOOR SHUTS]
Det. Richards: Hang in
there. I'm a cop, I'm
gonna get you some help.
This is officer Richards. I need
help at 142 Springwood Drive.
Det. Richards: Quick. I need
backup and an ambulance.
Det. Richards: Just
hang in there with me.
Det. Richards: I'm gonna
have a look around.
[BANG]
[HUMMING]
[HUMMING]
[HUMMING STOPS]
[WHACK]
[DOOR SHUTS]
[WHOOSH]
[WHOOSH]
[WHOOSH]
[WHOOSH]
[WHOOSH]
[STAB]
Det. Richards: Why
you doing this?
Det. Richards: Why
you doing this?
Det. Richards: Anneke.
Det. Richards: Why
are you doing this?
Det. Richards: You
don't have to do this.
Det. Richards: Come on
now. I can help you.
Why are you doing this?
Det. Richards:
Anneke, come on now.
Det. Richards: You ain't got
to do this. Why you doing this?
[WHACK]
[GUNSHOT]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
Det. Richards: [GRUNT]
Det. Richards: [HEAVY BREATHING]
[RINGING]
Det. Richards: Hello?
Detective Richards.
Det. Johnson: Richards, there's
two of them. She has a sister.
Det. Richards: A sister?
[WHACK]
[CHILDREN HOLLERING]
Aeron: We can make a movie.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN]
What kind of movie?
Aeron: A scary movie.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] Okay,
and I'll be the killer.
Aeron: I'll be the hero.
Aeron: We need
more people though.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] Okay,
I'll ask my mom and sister.
Anneke's Mom: What am
I doing again, baby?
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN]
I'm the killer and I
kill you with the knife.
Lily/Amber: Oh, can I be in it?
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] Sure,
you can be one of the victims.
Lily/Amber: Okay.
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] Yeah and I'm
the survivor girl. I get to stop
the evil killer and be a hero.
Anneke's Mom: That's very
heroic of you, Aeron.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] Mom, you're
supposed to be rooting for me.
Anneke's Mom: How can I root
for you if you're the killer?
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] I...
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] I
could be the good guy.
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] Here.
Let's use this one instead.
Anneke: Why can't
we use this one?
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] It looks
too fake. Do you want our
movie to be good or not?
Anneke: Yeah but this
one's really sharp.
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] If you're
too scared to do it, I'll do it.
Anneke: No, I'm the
killer I can do it.
Lily/Amber: [OFF SCREEN]
Can I hold the camera?
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN]
No, I'm filming.
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN]
And...action!
[DOOR SHUTS]
Aeron: [SCREAMS]
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it ♪
♪ I will come and I
will sleep beside you ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it ♪
♪ I will come when I
am deep inside you ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it ♪
♪ I will keep your eyes
since you can't see me ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it ♪
♪ I can't wait to see
how your skin fits me ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it ♪
♪ I will come and I
will sleep beside you ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it I ♪
♪ I will come when I
am deep inside you ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it ♪
♪ I will keep your eyes
since you can't see me ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it ♪
♪ I can't wait to see
how your skin fits me ♪
[Greg Brown performing
'Bridge of Sighs"]
[DOOR SHUTS]
Amber: You don't want to
go in there. He's dead.
Eric: [OFF SCREEN] No, I'm not!
I need to go to the hospital!
Amber: He's dead.
---
(slow piano music ♪)
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] I got
it for my birthday yesterday
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] It's so
cool. I've been taking lots
of cool pictures with it.
Aeron: That's cool.
Can it record videos?
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] Yeah. See?
Aeron: I know what we can do.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] What?
Aeron: We can make a movie.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN]
What kind of movie?
Aeron: A scary movie.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] Okay
and I'll be the killer
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] Here
let's use this one instead.
Anneke: But what's
wrong with this one.
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] It
looks too fake. You want
our movie to be good, right?
Anneke: Yeah, but this
one's really sharp.
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] If you want
to be a good actress you have to
learn how to do your own stunts
Aeron: And if you're
too scared to be the
killer then I'll be it.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] No.
I'm the killer. I can do it.
(music darkens ♪)
Kea: So I need to
be down in the shed?
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN]
Yep cause I'm gonna be
hiding behind the door.
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] And action!
[DOOR CLOSES]
[BANG]
[SCREAM]
[CAR PASSES]
[KNOCKING]
Nurse Ryann: Hey Anneke
Anneke: Hi
Anneke: Hi.
Nurse Ryann: Hi.
Nurse Ryann: Oh,
what do you got?
Nurse Ryann: What is
that a picture of?
Anneke: Just a drawing.
Nurse Ryann: Yeah?
Nurse Ryann: Well,
it's really pretty.
Anneke: Thanks.
Nurse Ryann: Hey Anneke.
(child like piano music ♪)
Nurse Ryann: I don't think
I can come back anymore.
Anneke: Why? Nurse
Ryann: I don't...
Nurse Ryann: Well
Nurse Ryann: Other
kids need my help now.
Nurse Ryann: But
Nurse Ryann: I'll
try to come visit.
Anneke: Promise?
Nurse Ryann: Yeah. I promise.
(tense music builds ♪)
Nurse Lourenzo: Nurse Ryann!
Nurse Lourenzo: What the hell
do you think you're doing?
Nurse Ryann: I just
wanted to say goodbye
Nurse Ryann: One last time.
Nurse Lourenzo: This is why
you don't work here anymore.
Nurse Lourenzo: You
can't follow the rules.
Nurse Lourenzo: This is
why you're not employed.
Nurse Ryann: I just wanted to
check on her one last time.
Nurse Lourenzo:
You need to leave.
Nurse Lourenzo: Where the
hell are these orderlies?
Nurse Lourenzo: Patient
visiting hours are over.
Nurse Ryann: She's not just a
patient. Her name is Anneke.
Nurse Lourenzo: [LAUGHS]
Nurse Lourenzo: Her
name is murderer.
Nurse Lourenzo: Get out
Nurse Ryann: No.
Nurse Lourenzo: Orderlies! Where
the fuck are these orderlies?
[FOOTSTEPS]
Orderly 1: See I told
you it was room 23.
Orderly 2: You know I'm
terrible with prime numbers.
Nurse Lourenzo: What the
hell took you guys so long?
Orderly 2: This is a huge
place. So many hallways
Nurse Lourenzo: I don't
Orderly 2: So many stairs.
Nurse Lourenzo: I don't care!
Orderly 1: I cramp easy.
Nurse Lourenzo: I need you
to escort this one out now.
Orderly 1: Which one? The
tall one or the short one?
Nurse Lourenzo: The fuck?
The big one you idiot!
Orderly 1: Okay. Well,
who gets the big one?
Orderly 2: Well, you
know I'm scared of that
creepy little girl man.
Orderly 1: Rock,
paper, scissors. Ready?
Both: Rock, paper,
scissors, shoot!
Orderly 1: Rock!
Nothing beats rock.
Orderly 2: [SIGH]
Orderly 2: You
let me down again.
Orderly 1: Come on.
You're coming with me.
Nurse Ryann: [CRYING]
Goodbye Anneke.
Orderly 1: No! Come on!
Orderly 1: I'm running
out of patience here.
Nurse Ryann: I'm sorry Anneke!
Nurse Ryann: I'm sorry!
Orderly 1: Come on!
Nurse Ryann: I'm sorry!
Nurse Lourenzo: Serious?
It really...you got lost?
Orderly 2: It's a huge place.
Nurse Lourenzo: You
worked here for ten years.
Orderly 2: It's gonna quick
ten years. Can I say that?
Nurse Lourenzo: Are you
fucking drunk today?
Orderly 2: A little high.
Orderly 2: A little high.
Nurse Lourenzo: What are these?
Anneke: Pictures.
Nurse Lourenzo: Of what?
Anneke: My family.
[RIP]
Nurse Lourenzo: Your family?
You don't have a family.
Nurse Lourenzo: You wanna know
why you don't have a family?
Nurse Lourenzo: Because
you killed them.
Orderly 2: [GASP]
Nurse Lourenzo: You
sick little shit.
Nurse Lourenzo: Take her
downstairs for her treatment.
Orderly 2: I have
to take the killer?
Nurse Lourenzo: Yeah.
Orderly 2: I don't know if
I'm ready for that. I don't
really get paid that much.
Nurse Lourenzo: Take her!
Anneke: No. Please.
Orderly 2: All
right little girl.
Anneke: Please.
Orderly 2: Hello kitty.
Orderly 2: Let's go.
Anneke: [YELLS] No! Please!
Orderly 2: You're
coming with me.
Anneke: No!
[BANG]
Orderly 2: Come on little girl.
Anneke: [SCREAM]
Orderly: [YELLS] Ahh! My shins!
Orderly 2: Oww.
[SCREAM]
[CARS PASSING BY]
(soft music ♪)
Front Desk: [OVER WALKIE
TALKIE] Front desk to rear exit.
How's it going down there?
CORY: Hey, this is rear
exit. Everything's nice
and quiet down here.
Front Desk: [OVER WALKIE
TALKIE] Of course it's
nice and quiet down there.
Front Desk: [OVER WALKIE
TALKIE] You work in a
basement. What do you expect?
Cory: Man, fuck you.
Front Desk: [OVER WALKIE
TALKIE] How's the scenery?
Cory: I gotta say you
oversold it to me when
you told me about the job.
Front Desk: [OVER WALKIE
TALKIE] How'd I oversell it?
Front Desk: [OVER WALKIE
TALKIE] I mean, you
got a desk, didn't you?
Cory: Fuck off man.
This is rear exit out.
Front Desk: [OVER WALKIE
TALKIE] Front exit out.
[KNOCKING]
Nurse Lourenzo: Night checks.
[DOOR OPENS]
Nurse Lourenzo: Lights out.
Nurse Lourenzo: What the fuck?
[STAB]
Anneke: [GRUNT]
Nurse Lourenzo: [COUGHING]
Nurse Lourenzo: Security!
Nurse Lourenzo: Security!
[BANG]
[STAB]
[STAB]
[MOUSE CLICKING]
[STAB]
[GUSHING]
[KEYS JINGLING]
[Damzon Blaze
peforming "Let Me Be"]
♪ My life ♪
♪ Has never been set in stone ♪
♪ And when I die ♪
♪ Suppose I'll be all alone ♪
♪ Cause I am me ♪
♪ I've always been who I am ♪
♪ But what others see ♪
♪ They just don't understand ♪
Kaos: I can't believe
we came all this way.
Kaos: And you forgot the tickets
to Shadow Woods Metal Fest.
Kaos- We're gonna miss
Sadistic Vision play.
Kaos- And I told you to
fill up the truck with gas
before we left the house.
Tapia: How much gas do we have?
Kaos: We're almost out.
Tapia: There's a gas
station up here. Pull up.
Kaos: Alright.
Tapia: So what the fuck's
wrong with you? Why are you
Tapia: Wh...wh...why
are you so mad?
Kaos: Because you left the ticket at home cause you were
on your phone texting that
motherfucker Paul A. Jack.
Tapia: I wasn't even
talking to Paul.
Tapia: I was talking to my mom.
Kaos: That's bullshit.
Kaos: I don't believe that.
Kaos: You don't have to talk
to him all day long everyday.
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
Tapia: He's just a friend
Tapia: I can talk to him
if I want to, ya know?
Kaos: You don't have to talk
to him all the goddamn time.
Tapia: [SIGHS]
Tapia: Well, he's my friend.
I like to talk to him. You
can't tell me what to do.
Kaos: You can talk
to him at work
Tapia: Well, we got enough gas
money to get there and back?
Kaos: I got enough for gas.
Tapia: Alright, well.
Tapia: I don't know what to say.
Kaos: This is fucking
bullshit, though.
Tapia: [SIGHS]
Tapia: Alright, dude, you're
being a dick. Just...get out.
Kaos: Fuck you.
Tapia: Fuck you!
[DOOR OPENS]
Kaos: Fuck you!
[DOOR SLAMS]
(ominous music ♪)
Tapia: [SIGH] Fucking asshole.
[LOUD BANG]
Kaos: What the fuck?
[CARS PASSING BY]
Kaos: [OFFSCREEN] Ugh!
[DOOR OPENS]
Tapia: Kaos!
Tapia: What are you doing?
Tapia: hey!
Tapia: hey!
Tapia: What the fuck!
Tapia: Fuck dude! Come on!
Tapia: What the fuck?
Tapia: Oh, fucking God.
Tapia: Hey, hey.
Tapia: Hey.
Tapia: Hey.
Tapia: [CRIES]
Tapia: [YELLS] Help!
Tapia: Shit.
Tapia: Fuck, buddy.
Tapia: Fuck.
Tapia: [YELLS] Help!
Tapia: Oh, shit!
Tapia: [GASP]
Tapia: Dude,
stay...stay with me.
Tapia: [YELLS] Help!
Tapia: [YELLS] Help!
Kaos: [GIRGLING]
Tapia: [CRIES] Oh, fuck.
Tapia: Fuck!
(Suspenseful music ♪)
Tapia: Oh, fuck.
[SMASh, SMASH, SMASH, SMASH]
[SMASH]
[SMASH]
[SMASH]
[SMASH]
[SMASH]
[SMASH]
[BRICK HITS CONCRETE]
(slow ominous music ♪)
[DOOR SLAMS]
[ENGINE STARTS]
(slow piano music ♪)
[DOOR OPENS]
[FOOT STEPS]
Aeron: Hello?
Aeron: Hello?
Aeron: Is anyone there?
Aeron: Hello?
Aeron: [GASP]
Aeron: [GASP]
Aeron: [GASP]
Aeron: [EXHALES]
(slow piano music)
Aeron: Mom?
Aeron: Dad?
[DOOR LATCHES]
[RUNNING WATER]
[CUTS OFF WATER]
Aeron: [GASP]
[PASSING CARS]
Det. Johnson: Well,
what did y'all find out?
Det. Richards: The orderly says
she was like this this morning
when he was doing his rounds.
Det. Richards: Something
happened..must've
happened last night.
Det. Johnson: Which...what
patients room is this?
Det. Richards: Anneke
Mitchell, 24, admitted in
2002 for killing her mother.
Det. Johnson: Missing?
Det. Richards: Yeah,
she's not here.
Det. Johnson: Well, I guess we have our suspect.
This woman must have been
left here to bleed out.
Det. Richards: She didn't
put much up of a fight.
Det. Richards: Judging
by the smell of the
alcohol on her body.
Det. Johnson: She was drunk,
but you're wrong. She was
definitely putting up a fight.
Det. Richards: What
makes you say that?
Det. Richards: How the
hell did I miss that?
Det. Johnson: You say
there was another body?
Det. Richards: Yeah,
in the basement.
Det. Johnson: Okay, I want to
talk to the orderly as well.
Det. Richards: This is where
they found the second victim.
Det. Johnson: But
where's the body?
Det. Richards: I had
them take it off already.
Det. Johnson: What kind of police work is
that? How can I have an
investigation without a body?
[DOOR OPENS]
[CHEWING]
Orderly 1: Gentlemen,
what can I do for ya?
Det. Richards: Why don't
you go ahead and tell us
what happened this morning.
Orderly 1: Alright,
well I got here at 9:15
Orderly 1: No, 8:00. I got here
at 8:00 as I do every morning.
Orderly 1: I'm always on
time eight o'clock sharp.
So I got here at 8:00.
Orderly 1: Umm.
Orderly 1: I thought something was a little strange when I didn't hear nurse Lorenzo
yelling and calling for
me which she always does.
Orderly 1: Uhh, so I thought
that was strange and then I
came down about 9:15, no 8:15.
Orderly 1: I came down her at...
Det. Richards: Alright, hold
on. What is it 9:15 or 8:15?
Det. Richards: Get it
exact. You're confusing me.
Orderly 1: 8:15. It was
definitely 8:15. So I came down
here at 8:15 as I said before
Orderly 1: Umm. And I noticed
Orderly 1: Uhh
Orderly 1: Cory was laying
on the floor and I was like
"Man, get up you lazy bum."
Orderly 1: "You know
we got work to do."
Orderly 1: And then
I saw the blood
Orderly 1: and you know,
naturally I went upstairs
to find nurse Lorenzo
Orderly 1: and she was
nowhere to be found.
Orderly 1: So, then...you
know, my IBS starts acting
up. I have to use the bathroom
Orderly: and I promptly give
the cops a call after that.
Det. Richards: You gonna
use the bathroom before
you call the cops?
Orderly 1: IBS, man. [GRUNT]
Det. Johnson: So, when did you
find nurse Lourenzo's body?
Orderly 1: Nurse Lorenzo's body?
Orderly 1: Well...
Orderly 1: After I came down
after my 25 minute, you know,
release? My IBS, you know?
Orderly 1: Uhh
Orderly 1: I started looking for her cause you
know, I went to her first
when I saw Cory's body.
Orderly 1: And I, you know,
I walked into a patient's
room and there she was.
Orderly 1: What a shift.
[BANG]
Det. Richards: Exactly
what time did you find
nurse Lourenzo's body?
Orderly 1: Well, not in
time because she was dead.
Det. Richards:
That's not a joke.
Det. Richards: This is serious
Dr. Taylor: Please stop
talking to the imbecile.
Dr. Taylor: [GRUNT]
Dr. Taylor: Back to work
with you. Go clean the
toilets or something.
Dr. Taylor: [GRUNT]
Det. Johnson: And who are you?
Dr. Taylor: I'm Dr. Taylor,
the head psychiatrist
in this facility.
Det. Richards: What can you
tell me about this patient?
Dr. Taylor: You need to
catch her immediately.
Dr. Taylor: [GRUNTS]
Dr. Taylor: She's
unpredictable and dangerous.
Det. Johnson: Do you know
where she would have gone?
Dr. Taylor: She hasn't
spoken in years.
Dr. Taylor: But there was
one nurse she was close to.
Dr. Taylor: You might
want to try to find her.
[T.V. PLAYING]
[PHONE RINGING]
Ms. Moran: Hello?
Det. Richards: Hi,
is this Ms. Moran?
Ms. Moran: yeah
Ms. Moran: Can I help you?
Det. Richards: This is detective
Richards with the OCPD.
Det. Richards: I was told
that you was a nurse for
Blueridge Psychiatric Facility?
Ms. Moran: Yeah, I worked
there about 15 years ago.
Det. Richards: Ms. Moran, do you
remember a patient that you had?
Det. Richards: A little
girl named Anneke Mitchell.
Ms. Moran: Yeah.
Ms. Moran: I remember Anneke.
Ms. Moran: She was
a very special girl.
Det. Richards: Well it
appears that she's escaped
and consider very dangerous.
Det. Richards: Is there
anywhere that she could be
going or targeting somebody?
Ms. Moran: Yeah.
Ms. Moran: She umm
Ms. Moran: She used to always
talk about another girl.
Ms. Moran: [OVER PHONE] I think
her name was Aeron Warden.
Ms. Moran: She was...
[BAG RUSTLING]
Ms. Moran: Ahh! Uh!
Ms. Moran: Ahh!
Det. Richards: Hello? Ms. Moran?
Det. Richards: Hello? Damn it!
[DOOR CREEKS]
Aeron: Hey Emma.
[DOOR SHUTS]
Aeron: Oh.
Amber: Woah, what the hell?
Aeron: I'm so sorry I
didn't mean to run into you.
Aeron: I just...I thought...I
thought I saw something.
Amber: It's fine. What'd
you think you saw?
Aeron: I thought I saw a
woman but it doesn't matter.
It's it's not important.
Aeron: Again, I'm so sorry.
Amber: It's fine. [LAUGHS]
Amber: Well, I'm Amber.
Aeron: I'm Aeron.
Amber: Good to meet ya.
Aeron: It's nice
to meet you too.
Amber: [LAUGHS]
Amber: But I got to be
honest, you looked a
little freaked out man.
Aeron: Sorry, I guess I just
spooked myself out being the
only one in the store and all.
Amber: But there's
somebody up there?
Aeron: Hey, Emma.
Aeron: Was there a
woman in white here?
Emma: No, honey. There's
nobody in here but you two.
Aeron: Guess I'm
just going insane.
Amber: Look, I'm new in town.
Amber: So, maybe we
should go hang out?
Aeron: Sounds like a plan.
[The Max performing
"This Is My Rock'n'Roll"]
♪ Here ♪
♪ we go ♪
♪ again ♪
♪ Living the fine line ♪
♪ Between the unreal and
what's called reality ♪
♪ I'm done ♪
♪ I'm out ♪
♪ I'm free ♪
♪ I'm taking the long road ♪
♪ Home tonight so I
can get my head on ♪
♪ It's a long way ♪
♪ When you're staring down the
mouth of a long neck bottle ♪
♪ With arms raised ♪
♪ I'm screaming at
the top of my lungs ♪
♪ Get me out of here ♪
♪ Shake my heart, sing
another song to me ♪
♪ I'm just a child
of a Generation Z ♪
♪ Whao ♪
♪ This is my rock and roll! ♪
♪ I'm not dumb but I
can not understand ♪
♪ How am I, am I supposed
to take a stand? ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
♪ This is my rock and roll! ♪
♪ This is my rock and roll! ♪
[BANGING]
Skitz: What up cuz?
Josh: What's up man?
I'm here to re up.
Skitz: Yeah, shit
come inside man.
[Negativity peforming
"Free Style 1"]
[DOOR CLOSES]
Skitz: Oh shit, have a seat man.
Skitz: Shit man, you
out of weed again?
Skitz: Man, you
were just here dawg.
Josh: I know man but
Josh: I'm going out of
town this weekend. I
need some extra supplies.
Josh: Plus I was seeing
if you had any X on you.
Skitz: X? I ain't think
you fuck with that shit.
Josh: I don't but I'm
picking some up for Andrea.
Skitz: Andrea?
Josh: Yeah, I'm going up
to a cabin this weekend
with Andrea and Aeron.
Skitz: Oh, you partying
with Andrea and Aeron?
You lucky motherfucker.
Josh: Yep and I'm supposed
to be meeting them now so
if we can hurry this up
Josh: I still have to go
home and shave so they can
have a place to sit tonight.
Skitz: Yeah, I got you man.
Jenny: Skitz, I thought you
were coming back to bed, baby?
Skitz: In a minute baby. Daddy's
taking care of some business.
Skitz: Why don't you get me
and my homie some sandwiches?
Skitz: Josh, you hungry?
Josh: Nah man but
who the hell is this?
Skitz: Oh, shit. Hoe, this
is Josh. Josh, this is hoe.
Jenny: Hey, I'm Jenny.
Josh: Hi.
Skitz: Fuck it, bring
us a couple shots.
Jenny: Yes, daddy.
Josh: Skitz? What the fuck
is Skitz and why do you have
a naked bitch serving you?
Skitz: Skits N' Gravy.
That's my new rapper name.
Skitz: Shit and that's
just one of my hoes.
Josh: Rapper? I was here like
4 days ago. Since when did
you become a fucking rapper?
Skitz: Shit, the other day.
Skitz: I got the image.
I got me the drugs.
Skitz: So I became a
rapper. I recorded a mix
tape and got me a hoe.
Josh: I'm pretty sure that's
not how any of it works.
Josh: [LAUGHS]
Josh: Nice shirt.
Skitz: Hoe, tell this nigga
about my rapping skills.
Jenny: Ha. Skitz N' Gravy? He's
the best rapper I've ever heard.
Jenny: Way better than Eminem.
Josh: It kind of feels like
you paid her to say that.
Jenny: Yeah.
Skitz: Bitch, what is this?
Skitz: I thought I asked
for shots of Patron?
Jenny: Can't give you
what you ain't got.
Jenny: You ain't got no Patron.
Skitz: Well then take
your bum ass down to
the motherfuckin' store.
Jenny: Bitch I ain't your
mama. You can do your
own grocery shopping.
Skitz: Don't make me
go gangsta on yo ass.
Skitz: Hoe does what hoes told.
Don't make Skitz smack a bitch.
Jenny: Motherfucker!
[SMACK]
Jenny: I ain't you servant and if you touch me, I'll
beat you with that dildo
that you like up your ass.
Josh: Dildo?
Skitz: Ahh, bitch that hurt.
Jenny? What'd you call me?
Skitz: Nothing, just take your motherfuckin' ass
back to bedroom before
I cancel that check.
Jenny: Motherfucker, you
ain't even a real rapper. Your
shit ain't even on iTunes.
[Negativity performing
"Net Thugz"]
Josh: So, what about this dildo?
Skitz: I don't know man.
That bitch is crazy.
Skitz: Here man. Fuckin'
take this. Fuckin' no charge.
Josh: You sure man?
Skitz: Yeah man, fuckin'...give
that to Andrea and tell
her who it's from, dawg.
Skitz: For real.
Josh: Appreciate it man but
[SMACK, SMACK]
Josh: have a good
night with that dildo.
Josh: Later man.
Josh: Later hoe.
Jenny: Bye hun.
Jenny: Skitz, why's
this check post dated?
Skitz: Chill baby. You
know the money's good.
Jenny: Yeah, like
6 months from now.
Skitz: Shit, I just gotta
hustle a couple mixtapes
then you know I'm good.
Skitz: So, whatever.
Jenny: Uh huh. Yeah, that's
right. I'm out nigga.
Skitz: Shit. I gotta
sell a bunch of mixtapes.
That's all I gotta do.
[MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING]
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
Josh: Well, hello
there beautiful.
Aeron: Cut the shit
Josh. We've been waiting
here for over an hour.
Josh: Well it's uh,
lovely to see you too.
Aeron: I'm serious, Josh.
You made us all stand
around here and wait
Aeron: when you knew what time
you're supposed to be here.
Josh: Okay, I'm sorry. Geez,
don't throw a titty tantrum.
Josh: It's not like this whole
thing wasn't thrown together
at the last minute anyway
Josh: I had some shit
to do first Aeron.
Aeron: You made us all
wait around to you go
buy weed didn't you?
Josh: Yes the fuck I did Aeron and as soon as I
get done hate fucking
all this anger out of you
Josh: we can smoke some so
you can chill the fuck out.
Josh: You know, maybe? Chill
the fuck out a little bit?
Aeron: Uh. You're such a child.
Josh: Nuh uh!
Josh: What the fuck is
Rita Repulsa doing here?
Aeron: Because she's my friend
and this whole camping thing
wouldn't work without her
Aeron: cause it's her
family's land. So be nice.
Josh: I'm always nice,
Aeron. I just wish I'd
of known she was coming.
Josh: I'd of brought her a
gift but I left all my fucking
holy water at the house.
Robert: Josh?
Robert: Dude, Josh?
Josh: Fuck no. What
is he doing here?
Robert: Hey! What's up, bro?
Robert: Ah, it's
good to see you man.
Josh: What the fuck
are you doing here?
Robert: Oh, Travis
invited me man.
Josh: Why?
Robert: Oh, dude cause like he wants see if I could bring all
that cool like extra camping
equipment and stuff man.
Robert: I got all this
cool stuff like we can
go hunting for Bigfoot.
Robert: Do you believe
in Bigfoot you do?
Josh: Dude, dude, dude,
dude, dude. Wait a minute.
Josh: We were in the middle of a private conversation,
so if you could go fuck off
over there for a minute.
Robert: Oh dude. My bad, man.
Josh: Yeah.
Robert: Did you want me jus
wait over there for a minute?
Josh: Yes. Go over there. Fuck
off. I'll be there, never.
Robert: Okay, I'll
be over there man.
Josh: Okay. Go ahead.
Robert: Alright, man.
Josh: Take care.
Robert: Right over there.
Josh: Yes.
Josh: Travis really invited him?
Aeron: Yeah.
Josh: What the hell for?
He's not coming with us.
Aeron: He's already here,
I'm not gonna uninvite him.
Josh: Well, it's a good
thing a problem because
I'm not riding with him.
Aeron: Actually, Amber says
that you can't bring your bike.
The roads there are too bad.
Josh: What the fuck Aeron? Well, then I'm riding with
you cause I'm not riding with
Grizzly Adams over there.
Aeron: Amber's riding with me and the last thing I need
is for you to piss her off
before we even get there.
Josh: Why can't she
ride with Robert?
Aeron: Because she's my friend
Aeron: and I'm not gonna stick
her in a vehicle with a bunch
of people she barely knows.
Josh: I am NOT riding
with Captain Insano.
Kara: Aeron, wait!
Kara: Please don't go.
Aeron: I'm just going
for the weekend.
Aeron: I'll be back on Sunday.
Kara: But I don't
want you to go.
Kara: I had a bad dream
that you got lost in the
woods lost in the woods.
Aeron: Lost in the woods?
Kara: Yeah, you were
running and it was dark
and you never came back.
Aeron: It's not
that kind of trip.
Aeron: I'll be back on Sunday.
Kara: But I don't
want you to go.
Aeron: I won't get
lost. I promise.
Kara: Okay.
[CAR PULLS OFF]
[Skyrocket Down performing
"Tied To Your Roots"]
Robert: So guys, I'm not
saying the Bigfoot is real
Robert: I mean, the idea that such a creature could
go for so long without being
discovered by scientists
Robert: That's a pretty
outlandish thing to think
Robert: He'd have to be endangered to say the least
because you know if he had
a decent sized population
Robert: there's no way that, you know, by now scientists
and the forest rangers and
stuff wouldn't discovered him.
Robert: But, if bigfoot did have the intelligence level in
order to knowingly avoid human
contact in human populated areas
Robert: and also to camouflage himself in his surroundings and possibly even to bury
you know the dead members
of his Bigfoot family
Robert: I'm just saying guys,
I think I'd like to meet him.
Josh: Hey Robert.
Robert: Yeah, what's up dude?
Josh: Will you please shut
the fuck up about Bigfoot?
Josh: You've been babble for
20 minutes. Nobody gives a
fuck. Just give it a break.
Robert: Sorry man.
Robert: I'm just saying though,
what do you think he eats?
Josh: God damn it
Robert! Shut the fuck up!
Robert: Josh, I'm sorry
dude. I'll try to stop
talking about Bigfoot man.
Robert: I was just sitting here trying to think
about I don't know maybe
he's like a carnivore...
[INAUDIBLE TALKING CONTINUES]
Josh: Why? Why did
you invite him?
Josh: Do you have any idea
how close I am to veering
this fucking truck into a tree
Josh: and playing the
odds that either he or
I will be the casualty?
Travis: I'm sorry, man.
Look, it's gonna be fine.
Travis: Robert's not that bad
of a guy. He's just been in
the car like way too long.
Robert: Dude, Josh when
we get there tonight
Robert: We can go ahead and we
can go UFO spotting as well man.
Robert: Look, you know,
Bigfoot might not be real
but you got to be crazy...
[INAUDIBLE TALKING CONTINUES]
Josh: Then why the fuck
is that dick face the
only one I want to kill?
Travis: He was the only one
of us with camping supplies.
Josh: Heh.
Josh: Now the truth comes out Travis. Has it
set you free? Cause it
hasn't done shit for me.
Josh: Why the fuck do we need
camping supplies anyway? We're
going to a goddamn cabin.
Travis: Aeron said there
was a bunch of cool places
you could camp at night.
Travis: I don't know.
Josh: It sounds to me like
the cabin's small as fuck.
Josh: How much you wanna
bet there's not enough
room for everybody?
Travis: I don't know.
Travis: I think she just want
to be able to camp outside
like if it's nice enough.
Josh: You motherfuckers can camp outside if you want to
but Josh's ass is staying
in the small ass cabin.
Josh: I'll be sure to show
you my dick from the window.
Travis: Fine by me. I'll
just be snuggling between
Andrea and Aeron for warmth.
Josh: The fuck you will. You
wanna wake Andrea up and see
what she has to say about it?
Travis: No.
Josh: Look man, I only came on this stupid trip
for two reasons: to get
fucked and get fucked up.
Josh: The only person who's going to be getting their dick
wet with Aeron's gonna be me.
So you can leave it alone.
Travis: I didn't think
you two were together.
Josh: We're not but we will be.
Josh: And if I play my
cards right, I might have a
different girl each night.
Travis: Wait, you're going
to mess with Aeron and Amber?
Josh: Fuck no, not Amber. That
bitch is cold. Even I know
a lost cause when I see one.
Josh: She's probably
a fuckin dyke anyway.
Josh: Look, either way, I
don't trust her so you should
hide your weed around her.
Travis: Who's the other girl?
Josh: What's that?
Travis: You said
different girl each night.
Who's the other girl?
Josh: Exactly.
Travis: What?
Josh: That's right.
Travis: What's right?
Josh: Have you lost
weight, Travis?
Travis: What? No!
I'm asking who...
Josh: It's Aeron man. Come on.
You're getting us sidetracked.
Travis: Uhh, sorry.
[Skyrocket Down performing
"Angel Wings With Bullet Holes"]
Josh: You're forgiven.
Look man, I've had a thing
for Aeron for awhile now.
Josh: The fact that she
invited me out this weekend
tells me all I need to know.
Travis: What's that?
Josh: Well, she can only have
invited me for two reasons and
she doesn't smoke weed so...
Travis: What if there
was no reason? What if
she just invited you?
Josh: People don't just
invite you for no reason.
Josh: They invite you cause
you either have something
they need or you're useful.
Travis: That's not true.
Aeron invited me just
cause she wanted to.
Travis: Aeron doesn't
use people like that.
Josh: Oh, then who's idea was it
to invite Robert for his gear?
Travis: That was my idea.
Travis: When Aeron invited me to go camping she asked if I had
any tents and I said no but I
knew where we could g..ah, shit!
Josh: [LAUGHS]
Josh: You got used man.
Robert: Whoa, Josh. Dude,
you and me aren't going
after the same girl, are we?
Josh: Robert, I swear to God if you cock block me this weekend
dude, I will pistol whip the
fucking beard off your face.
Robert: Whoa, whoa!
Robert: Bro, dude. Nothing
wrong a little bit of
healthy competition, man.
Robert: I mean I had my eye on
the girl for a while too, man.
Robert: You know, it's no surprise, you know, judging
as you know, you and me are
so alike you know what I mean?
Robert: Great minds
think alike, bro.
Robert: That's it.
Give me my fucking gun.
Josh: Robert, if you say one
more fucking word dude, I will
blow your goddamn head off.
Amber: You alright?
You look tired.
Aeron: Yeah, I just...I
haven't been sleeping well.
Amber: Why not?
Aeron: I just..I keep having these dreams like, it's like I
wake up and there's...there's
this woman in my house.
Aeron: But it's like two
seconds later she's not there.
Amber: Do you recognize her?
Aeron: No. I mean, she doesn't look like anybody
that I know. She's just
there and then she's gone.
Amber: Sounds like
you're dreaming.
Aeron: I mean, it feels
like I'm awake but at the
same time I don't know.
Amber: That's kind of weird.
Aeron: Lil' bit.
Amber: [LAUGHS]
Aeron: So, this place is
completely secluded? Like,
no other cabins around?
Amber: Not within
screaming distance.
Aeron: And it's
your family's land?
Amber: It's my uncle's. He
likes to go hunting and fishing.
Amber: But he doesn't really use it that much so
he rents it out and I get
to use it whenever I want.
Aeron: So, do you use it often?
Amber: I used to come up here
a lot when I was younger but I
haven't been up here in years.
Aeron: Well, thanks for letting me invite everyone.
I know you don't really know
them but they're cool people.
Amber: It's cool. I trust
your taste in friends.
Aeron: So, what do
you think of Josh?
Amber: Except that one.
Aeron: Okay, what's the
real reason you hate him?
Amber: Honestly, I think he's
trash and I don't see how you
guys even hang out with him.
Aeron: Come on, now. He's
not trash. He just has an
aggressive personality.
Aeron: You just gotta
get to know him.
Amber: I don't believe
that but to each their own.
Eric: Dude, you're
fucking crazy.
Eric: There's no way in hell that Superman could be Hulk. There's no way. That
would never fucking happen
in a million fuckin' years.
Robert: Nah, hold up dude. I really think that, okay, I
think Superman can definitely
beat the Hulk. Okay?
Robert: He's got the whole rack of superpowers man. He's got
the not just super-strength,
he's got the ice breath.
Robert: He's got the heat vision, he's got like
super strength and speed.
You know, he can fly.
Robert: He could just pick Hulk up, fly through space and fly
all the way to the Sun and just
drop Hulk into the Sun, dude.
Eric: Dude, dude.
You're fucking stupid.
Eric: Okay, look. The
Hulk is just as strong as
Superman, if not stronger.
Eric: And if he flies to the Sun, it would take him who knows
how fucking long, even with the
speed, and Hulk would break out.
Eric: And there's no fucking way that he would win because doomsday killed
Superman and doomsday and
Hulk are kind of similar so.
Eric: Your arguments
fucking flawed man.
Eric: The fucking Hulk
would whoop his ass.
Eric: End of fucking
conversation.
Robert: Nah, man, I
mean, I...you know what?
Robert: Okay. Okay, umm.
Robert: To be continued. Josh, dude. Could you umm,
pull over dude? I gotta
use the organic latrine.
Eric: Let this dumbass out.
Robert: If you know what I mean.
Josh: Can't it fucking wait,
dude. We're almost there.
Robert: No can do maestro. I
got an unusually small bladder.
Josh: It's a shame you don't
have a smaller fucking mouth.
Robert: As a matter of fact...
Josh: Just fucking go.
Get the fuck out of the
truck. Eric: Go man!
Josh: Go!
Robert: ...not umm,
proportionate, uh.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Josh: Is he gone?
Robert: Wait!
[FOOTSTEPS RUNNING]
Eric: Thank you, God.
Josh: Eh, he'll find
his fucking way.
Robert: [SIGH]
Robert: Well.
Robert: It appears that Hulk
has defeated Superman after all.
Robert: But that sir,
was not a fair fight.
Robert: [SIGH]
Robert: Just have to
call my brother up.
Robert: Hey, bro. Hello?
Paul: What do you want, Robert?
Robert: Dude, uh,
I need a favor.
Paul: [SIGH] And what is that?
Robert: Uh, can you come get me?
Paul: What?
Robert: I...
Paul: No, I'm not
coming to pick you up.
Robert: Come on, dude.
Paul: I thought you said you
were going camping or something?
Robert: Yeah, dude, I
still am. I just need
you to come pick me up.
Paul: [LAUGHS] You got
left again, didn't you?
Robert: Shut up, dude.
It's not like last time.
Paul: Man, you are such a loser.
Robert: No, I'm not!
Paul: I told you nobody
wanted to hear that
bullshit about Bigfoot.
Robert: Look, dude...
Paul: Only an idiot goes
into the forest looking
for a fictional creature.
Robert: Fictional? Dude, you play Pokemon Go.
That's literally what
you do all the time.
Paul: Well, at least I don't get left on the side
of the road because no one
can stand to be around me.
Robert: Look dude, are you
coming to get me or not?
Paul: Hmm...
Paul: Not?
Robert: Uh. Dude!
Robert: Try something else.
Robert: Call dad.
Robert's Dad: Hey Robbie.
Robert: Hey Dad,
can you pick me up?
Robert's Dad: Come pick you up?
Robert: Yeah?
Robert's Dad: Why?
Where are you?
Robert: I'm on the
side of the road.
Robert's Dad: Side of
the road? Well, what the
hell are you doing there?
Robert: I got left.
Robert's Dad: Left?
Robbie, not again.
Robert's Dad: What are
you doing to these people?
Robert: I didn't do anything.
Robert's Dad: People don't
leave someone on the side of
the road for no reason Rob.
Robert: That's what happened.
Robert's Dad: Well, I'm sorry
but I can't come get you, son.
Robert: Why not?
Robert's Dad: Robbie, I'm
afraid if I keep picking you
up off the side of the road
Robert's Dad: that's where
you'll keep ending up.
Robert's Dad: Sorry,
son. Maybe you'll learn
from this experience.
Robert: Wait.
Robert: But dad.
Robert: Aww.
[Suspenseful music]
Robert: [SIGH]
Robert: Well, I guess I couldn't
ask for a nicer late afternoon
to go on a nice long walk.
Robert: Who the fuck am I
kidding man? This shit sucks.
Robert: Man.
[TRUCK APPROACHING]
Robert: If Hulk was walk beside me man, his green ass
would just be walking. I wish
I could fly like Superman.
Robert: Superman's
definitely better.
Robert: Huh?
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
[DOOR SLAMS]
Robert: Uh, hi. Hello.
Robert: Umm. Uh, do you
need some assistance?
I'm fine. I...I...I don't
Robert: That's a...that
that that's pretty cool
mask. Are you a nurse?
Robert: [LAUGH] Hopefully
you don't want to get
a Children's Hospital.
Robert: [NERVOUS LAUGH]
Robert: Whoa, whoa! Now, I
know most gentlemen aren't
intimidated by a strong female
Robert: especially an attractive one. But I, you know, consider
myself a gentleman, an
advocate of women's rights and
Robert: social justice and...
Robert: So, if I guess if you
don't mind, I'm just gonna
Robert: go ahead and start...
Robert: Start uh.
Robert: [YELLING]
[FALLS ON GRAVEL]
Robert: [YELLS]
[WHACK]
[The Max performing "Dancin
All Around The Room"]
♪ Good times they will come ♪
♪ But if you're
drowning in a sorrow ♪
♪ Chances are that come
tomorrow they won't ♪
♪ And peace you'll
surely know ♪
♪ But if you're
battling a demon ♪
♪ Then the wishes that
you're dreaming won't grow ♪
♪ Let's forget about
drowning and demons ♪
♪ And think about
livin' and singin' ♪
Amber: Alright, this is it.
Eric: Dude, this
is fucking awesome.
Eric: Time to crank out some
jams and fucking party, right?
Travis: No. You're gonna
help me unpack first.
Eric: Fine.
Eric: I'll get the beer.
Eric: Fine. Fine.
Eric: I'll be in the cabin
partying. See you later. Peace.
Amber: [OFF SCREEN]
Fuckin' useless.
Travis: Hey, uh, get
a hand with all this?
Aeron: She's actually gonna
take me and show me the lake.
Travis: Okay...
Amber: You can put the stuff
in the living room for now.
Travis: Josh, a hand?
Josh: [OFF SCREEN]
Fuck off t-bag.
Travis: [MUMBLES] You fuck off.
Josh: What'd you say, bitch?
Travis: Nothing!
Travis: Andrea? A little help?
Andrea: I'm gonna
go unpack our stuff.
Travis: But all of our
stuff's right here!
[Joe Becker
performing "Lullaby"]
Aeron: Where are you taking me?
Amber: It's a surprise.
Aeron: Why are we
jumping a locked fence?
Aeron: We're not
trespassing, are we?
Amber: Quit being a
scaredy cat and come on.
Aeron: Are you
sure this is okay?
Aeron: I'm not sure about this.
Amber: It's cool, dude. I
used to do this all the time.
Amber: Alright, this is it.
Aeron: Oh, wow.
This is beautiful.
Amber: This is my
favorite spot. I used to
come here all the time.
Aeron: Why'd you stop
coming down here?
Amber: Well, uh, after my
mom left, my dad kind of
quit doing stuff with us.
Aeron: That's terrible.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Amber: It's fine. It's
in the past. I'm over it.
Aeron: Thanks for
bringing me though.
Aeron: Well listen,
I have something I...
John Boy: [OFF SCREEN]
Well, well, well.
What do we have here?
John Boy: What's a couple of
girls like y'all doing out here?
Amber: Who the fuck are you?
John Boy: Oh, pardon
me. My name is John. You
can call me Johnny Boy.
John: What about y'all?
Aeron: I'm Aeron and
this is Amber and we're
staying in a cabin up here.
John Boy: Oh, is that so?
Amber: Yeah, it is John.
John Boy: Well, maybe I'll
come up and visit you sometime.
I can be real friendly.
Amber: We're not looking
for friends asshole
so you can move along.
John Boy: Well there's no
reason to get rude miss.
John Boy:I just came over
to introduce myself seeing
how this is my land and all.
Amber: The fuck are
you talking about? This
is Mr. Hodder's land.
John Boy: Was.
John Boy: Mr.Hodder's been
dead about seven years now.
John Boy: This is my land now.
Amber: Well, we were
just leaving anyway.
John Boy: Well, the law says
I can shoot trespassers.
John Boy: Friends
aren't trespassers.
John Boy: So you can
either be my friend or not.
Amber: Are you threatening
us you piece of shit?
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN]
Come on Amber, let's go.
[FOOT STEPS]
Amber: You can go back to
fucking your farm animals,
you hillbilly fuck.
John Boy: Yeah, just go.
You're not welcome here.
John Boy: Tramp.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Det. Johnson: Richard,
I got a hold of that
Aeron girl's family.
Det. Johnson: Her father told
me that she and her friends went
up to the cabin this weekend.
Det. Richards: Okay, send
me the address. I'm gonna
go ahead and head up there.
Det. Richards: I got
a call from CCPD.
Det. Richards: They found nurse Moran's body on
the side of 15. I don't
want to take any chances,
Det. Johnson: Okay and I finally
tracked down Anneke's father.
Det. Johnson: Mr. Mitchell.
Det. Johnson: Okay,
I'm here now. I'll see
if he knows anything.
Det. Richards: Alright.
Keep me posted.
[KNOCKING]
[DOGS BARKING]
Det. Johnson: Mr. Mitchell?
I'm detective Johnson.
Det. Johnson: I'd like to talk
to you about your daughter.
Mr. Mitchell: What do you want?
Det. Johnson: Mr.
Mitchell, it's taken me a
while to track you down.
Det. Johnson: There wasn't an
address for you at the hospital.
Mr. Mitchell: Why are
you telling me this?
Det. Johnson: Excuse me?
Mr. Mitchell: There's a
reason the hospital didn't
have no address on me.
Mr. Mitchell: When I dropped
her off at the hospital
Mr. Mitchell: I gave all rights to the state so as
far as I'm concerned this
has nothing to do with me.
Det. Johnson: I understand.
I just wanted to know if
Det. Johnson: Was wondering if
you knew where she might be?
Mr. Mitchell: Oh, I know
exactly where she's headed.
Det. Johnson: You do? Where?
Mr. Mitchell: This made it
pretty clear. You can keep it.
Det. Johnson: What is this?
Mr. Mitchell: Just watch it.
Det. Johnson: Where
did you get this?
Mr. Mitchell: My daughter
hand-delivered it to
me a couple days ago.
Det. Johnson: I thought you
said you haven't seen her?
Mr. Mitchell: There ain't
no saving that girl.
Mr. Mitchell: After
watching that video,
she's got what is coming.
[DOOR SLAMS]
[HOT TUB HUMMING]
[HEAVY OMINOUS MUSIC]
[FOOT STEPS]
[FAST STEPS]
John Boy: Who the fuck are you?
John Boy: What are you doing
here? What do you want?
[CHASE MUSIC]
[FOOT STEPS]
John Boy: Get the
fuck away from me!
John Boy: Help!
John Boy: Help!
[RUNNING FOOT STEPS]
[SWOOSH]
[RAINING]
Josh: What's up man?
Eric: What's going on?
What do you want to drink?
Josh: Uh, you don't
have my poison buddy.
Eric: Whatever man. More for me.
Andrea: Hey, you have
a cigarette I can get?
Eric: Yeah, sure.
Andrea: Thanks.
Andrea: You mind if I
talk to Josh for a minute?
Yeah, sure. I don't
care. Go ahead.
Josh: I think she
means leave genius.
Eric: Why the fuck do I
gotta leave? I was here
first. You just got here.
Josh: Dude, just fucking go.
Eric: Whatever. Fuckin' asshole.
Eric: I don't get
no fucking respect.
Eric: Stupid ass motherfucker.
Josh: Bitch, bitch, bitch.
That's all you ever are.
Josh: So, what's up sugar tits?
Andrea: You got my
special package?
Josh: Have I ever
disappointed yet?
Andrea: No.
Andrea: Thanks.
What do I owe ya?
Josh: Uh. Consider it a gift
for now but I'll be taking
it out of your ass later.
Andrea: Looking forward to it.
Josh: You know, speaking of
that, you haven't told anybody
about us yet, have you?
Andrea: Of course not.
Andrea: Good. I'd like to
keep that between us for now.
Andrea: Okay.
Josh: I'll talk to you later.
Josh: Hey Eric, you done
with your cigarette yet?
Eric: Yeah.
Josh: You can have
your seat back.
Eric: Fuck you, asshole.
Josh: Bitch.
Travis: You know Josh
[DOOR CLOSES]
Travis: you could've at
least grabbed something.
Travis: At least her
got the fucking beer.
Josh: Hey man, I'm the protector. I'm the
only one here with a
fucking gun right now.
Josh: We're out in the middle of fucking nowhere
with who knows what lurking
around every corner.
Josh: I gotta to keep my
hands free. You wanna get
attacked by a bear or something
Travis: I guess
that makes sense.
Josh: Yeah, it does.
Amber: There aren't
any bears out here.
Josh: Nobody told me you
were a wild life expert.
Amber: I know how to spot a pig.
Josh: Well, good for you farmer
Fran but maybe if you had
your field plowed more often
Josh: you would be such a
nagging bitch all the time.
Amber: Fuck you.
Aeron: Travis, you didn't
have to get in everything. I
could have gotten my stuff.
Travis: Nah, it's cool. I
don't care. I got it all.
Aeron: Are you sure?
Travis: Yeah, no. I don't mind.
I just had to give Josh shit
cause he wouldn't grab anything.
Josh: Protector.
Aeron: Well, thank you, Travis.
You're a true gentleman.
Travis: Don't worry about it.
Travis: But this place
is kind of small and
there's only one bedroom.
Amber: Yeah, you guys are
gonna have to make do.
Amber: Umm, we've got a couch
and there's a blow-up mattress
Amber: so you're just gonna
have to pick a spot to crash.
Travis: I'm just saying,
I think me and Andrea
should get the bedroom.
Josh: Fuck that just because
you're a couple doesn't
mean you get bedroom.
Travis: We are the only
ones here that share a bed.
Josh: Uh, just because you two are the only two here
that are a couple doesn't
mean you get to bed.
Aeron: Actually, it's
Amber's cabin so I feel
like she should get the bed
Aeron: and to save room, I'll
just share the bed with her.
Amber: No, that's okay,
I'll just take the couch.
Aeron: Okay, whatever.
Amber: I enjoy everybody
fighting over it anyway.
Aeron: You guys figured out.
Josh: [OFF SCREEN] Travis, can
I talk to you for a second?
Travis [OFF SCREEN] Sure.
Josh: Shut the door.
Travis: Alright.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Josh: Dude, don't
fuck me this weekend.
Travis: Dude, you're not
the one I'm trying to fuck.
Josh: You're already a couple
you can do this any time.
Josh: I'm trying to get laid this weekend and I
can't do it on the air
mattress in the living room.
Travis: It's okay, we can share.
Josh: I'm not interested in
an orgy with you, Travis.
Travis: No.
Travis: Whenever we're
not using the bedroom,
you use the bedroom.
Travis: Just put a fucking
sock on the door or something.
Travis: But we get
the bedroom at night.
Josh: Alright dude. But when opportunity strikes,
I need to come if you
know what I'm saying.
Josh: Write that shit down.
Travis: [LAUGHS]
[The Max performing
"I Need A Friend"]
Travis: Eric, what the
fuck are you drinking?
Eric: It's Graffiti House man.
Old Bust Head. It's good shit.
Travis: What the fuck
is Graffiti House?
Josh: Sounds like some
Mexican ass piss water to me.
Eric: No man, it's good. It's a
local brewery. IPA. It'll really
fuck you up. It's very good.
Travis: Let me try that shit.
Travis: How the fuck
do you drink that shit?
Eric: Well, first you got
to wash the sand out of
your pussy, you bitch.
Eric: That's how
a real man drinks.
Josh: Yeah Nick. Are
your fish flaps foamy?
Josh: You gotta get in there and
wash that shit. Eric: [LAUGHS]
Oh! Right on, dude. Oh, shit.
Josh: Bitch.
Eric: Mhmm.
Andrea: Hey, where's Robert at?
Aeron: Yeah, where
is Robert, Josh?
Josh: [LAUGHS] Fuck. I forgot.
I kicked his ass out with his
dick hanging out his pants.
Eric and Nick: [LAUGHS]
Andrea: You just left him
on the side of the road?
Josh: Well, you would
know if you weren't asleep
the entire fucking time.
Aeron: What the fuck,
Josh. Go get him.
Amber: Well, this is a shocker.
Amber: I think I'm getting
to know him pretty well.
Josh: You should shut
your fucking trap, bitch.
Amber: The fuck you gonna do?
Aeron: Amber, not now.
Aeron: Josh, go get him!
Travis: [LAUGHS]
Andrea: Stop, Travis!
That's not funny.
Andrea: That's fucked
up. Go get him.
Josh: Will everyone
chill the fuck out?
Josh: Where the fuck
did this Robert fan
club come from anyway?
Josh: It's funny. The only ones that are bitching didn't
have to ride with him the
entire miserable ride here.
Aeron: Josh.
Josh: What? Look, ask
Eric and Travis. He's only
about a mile down the road.
Josh: If he's not here within
the next hour or so, I'll go
pick his ass up. End of story.
Andrea: What if he gets lost?
Josh: Then he's a fucking
idiot cause he knows he's only
about a mile from the cabin.
Josh: Now, can we move the
fuck on from this already?
Josh: Thank you.
[DOOR OPENS]
Josh: Where's Travis
and Andrea at?
Amber: In the
bedroom, dick face.
[The Max performing
"Wasted Love"]
Josh: Hey, Eric.
Josh: You wanna play
some drinking games, man?
Eric: Yeah man. Sure, why
not? It's about fucking
time we do something.
Josh: You, uh, mind
seeing if, uh, Travis
and Andrea want to play?
Eric: I guess so, man. Why not?
[DOOR OPENS]
Travis: [YELLS]
Eric! What the fuck!
Eric: Oh, shit man! I'm
sorry, dude. Do you want to
play some drinking games?
Travis: [YELLS] Does it look like I wanna play a drinking
game? I'm gonna shove a
beer pong ball up your ass.
Eric: I'm sorry, man.
Travis: Get...shut
the fucking door!
Eric: Okay! Shit.
Travis: [OFF SCREEN] Not
with you in here, dumbass!
Eric: My bad. My bad.
My bad. Fuckin'...God.
Aeron: So, we're all hanging
around the cabin in the middle
of the woods, far from ear shot
Aeron: you guys want to tell
some scary ghost stories?
Eric: Nah, fuck that. We're not a bunch of Boy
Scouts. Let's play some,
uh, drinking games instead.
Travis: What kind
of drinking games?
Eric: Alright, let me think.
I say, we play "I've never".
Josh: Fuck yeah, I'm down.
Andrea: That sounds like fun.
Eric: Okay, I'll go first. I've
never shaved my pubes before.
Josh: Fresh shaved this morning.
Eric: Eww, Josh.
Travis: Eric, you'd have to grow
pubes to be able to shave them.
Eric: Fuck you, Travis. My balls
are way hairier than yours.
Travis: You would know.
You've seen them up close.
Eric: Bullshit. I wouldn't
go anywhere near you balls.
Travis: Aww, she's bashful.
Group: [LAUGHS]
Travis: Don't worry, girl. You
know you give the best handjob.
Travis: Besides, it looks
huge in those little hands.
Eric: You do realize you're
saying you would let a
guy jerk you off, right?
Travis: I'm just saying. With enough alcohol and some
poor lighting, you could pass
for seventeen year old girl.
Group: [LAUGHS]
Josh: You know, he
does have a point.
Travis: What?
Travis: She told me she was 18!
Josh: So Aeron, why didn't you
drink? I know you're no Demi
Mooreing it down there, are you?
Aeron: I don't want
to play right now. Can
we do something else?
Travis: I got a story to tell.
Eric: No one wants to
hear your fucking stupid
ghost stories, Travis.
Travis: No. It's not bullshit,
man. I read it on Facebook
so you know it's true.
Travis: Apparently, some
mental hospital around here
had some patient escape.
Eric: So what? An old man in
a wheel chair broke out of a
hospital. Watch the fuck out!
Travis: No, it was a woman.
Travis: She got committed years
ago for like killing a couple
people or something like that
Travis: and a couple months
ago she just flipped the fuck
out and killed two orderlies.
Andrea: Oh my God. Seriously?
Travis: Yeah, I mean the
article didn't say much.
Travis: But I read into the comments. Apparently,
they didn't even know what
happened until the next day.
Travis: All they
found was her eye.
Eric: Dude, you're completely
full of shit. That's the
dumbest story I've ever heard.
Aeron: Can we
change the subject?
Travis: Look, I'm just
saying. It's a true story.
Josh: It sounds like a load
of bullshit to me, Travis. But
I got a real story for you.
Josh: It's about a guy
who wears one glove.
Josh: He's got a really
fucked face and he likes to
chase around little children.
Amber: Freddy Krueger?
Josh: Fuck no, I'm talking
about Michael Jackson. That
motherfucker's scary as shit.
Eric: [LAUGHS] Right. Fuck
Travis, you're a terrible liar.
Travis: Look, I'm just trying
to warn you guys. Okay?
Travis: One of those lunatics escaped and now
there's a bloodthirsty
killer on the loose.
Aeron: You know, you're a
dick, Travis. You should
call people stuff like that.
Travis: What the fuck did I say?
Andrea: Aeron's
brother killed himself.
Travis: I didn't know
what I was saying was
gonna piss anybody off.
[DOOR SLAMS]
Josh: What the fuck does Moe have to do with Travis's lame
ass story and Aeron getting
upset in the first place?
Travis: Dude, I swear I'm
not making this shit up.
Travis: True story.
Andrea: Probably the part
where you called them lunatics.
Andrea: That was pretty messed up. You don't
know who has family with
mental health issues.
Josh: Who gives a shit, anyway?
I'm tired of tiptoeing around
everybody's fucking feelings.
Josh: Call it what it is. If
they don't like it, they can
eat a bowl of fucking dicks.
Josh: Just make sure
you save some for Amber.
Eric: [LAUGHS]
Travis: No, I...I see her
point. Probably shouldn't
have said anything.
Travis: Probably wasn't cool.
Josh: Travis, will you
shut the fuck up and
grow a pair for once?
Eric: [SNICKERS]
Travis: Alright. I'm gonna
go for a walk. Give Aeron
some time to cool off.
Travis: If I find Robert'ss
dumb ass out there I'll
send him back to the cabin.
Andrea: Yeah, go find Robert.
Josh: [CHOKES]
[DOOR CLOSES]
Josh: Fuck!
Josh: Dude, I was
supposed to go get him.
Eric: Who gives a fuck?
Eric: Fuck him, right?
Josh: Fuck him.
[BOTTLES CLINK]
[RAINING]
Amber: So...you gonna tell
me what that was about?
Aeron: Nothing, I just don't like hearing people say stuff
like that. Not everyone with
a mental issue is a monster.
Amber: Do you know somebody
with a mental issue?
Aeron: Sometimes I just feel
responsible for what happened.
Amber: What do you mean?
Josh: Hey Aeron, are you
okay? Look, I'm sorry
about what Travis said.
Josh: I told him he needs to
put a filter on it next time.
Aeron: Yeah, I'm fine.
We were just getting
ready to come back in.
Josh: Well, good. Let's
go inside. Don't let that
prick ruin your time.
Amber: Fuck you.
Amber: [WHISPERS] Fuck you.
Andrea: Josh, can you come
talk to me for a second?
Josh: [SIGHS]
Josh: I'll be back.
Josh: Look, what is it? You
know I'm busy right now.
Andrea: Sorry Josh. I just wanted to see if you
wanted to take some of
this X with me, you see?
Andrea: And I can
repay your for it.
Josh: I'm gonna take
a raincheck on that.
Josh: But maybe Eric
will be interested.
Andrea: You know she's
not into you, right?
Josh: Look, if you say
anything about us I will
fucking end you, bitch.
Josh: Sorry about that.
Josh: What the fuck is this?
Aeron: What's wrong?
Josh: I'm going for two
fucking seconds and the
bitch jumps in my grave?
Amber: I didn't know
we had assigned seats.
Josh: This is bullshit.
You need to get the fuck
up before I jerk you up.
Amber: I fucking dare
you! Aeron: Josh!
Josh: Bitch, I will lay
you the fuck out and not
think twice about it.
Aeron: Josh, what's
your problem?
Amber: His problem is
he's trying to fuck you.
Amber: That's his problem.
Josh: You fucking cunt!
Aeron: Josh, what the
hell is wrong with you?
Amber: Takes a real
piece of shit to put
his hands on a woman.
Josh: You two fucking cunts are
in this together, aren't you?
Aeron: What the hell
are you talking about?
Josh: They know. They've been
trying to fuck shit up for
me for this whole weekend
Josh: and I'm
fucking sick of it.
Aeron: If you're referring to
you and Andrea, I already know.
Aeron: She told me awhile ago
and I told her she should stop
Aeron: because
she's with Travis.
Josh: What about you and me?
Aeron: You're more
like a brother to me.
Josh: Your brother?
Josh: Are you fucking
kidding me? I'm not
your fucking brother.
Aeron: Yeah, but you're
the closest thing
I have left to him.
Josh: We were friends,
that doesn't make me him.
Josh: So why do I get stuck in
the friend zone just because
your brother offed himself?
Amber: Josh, that's enough.
Aeron: He was high. He wouldn't
have done it if he wasn't.
Josh: Oh, I see you
still blame me for him
doing drugs, don't you?
Aeron: Did I say
that? No. Just stop!
Josh: Look, I've been doing
drugs a lot longer than he
has and I didn't off myself.
Josh: He was just fucking weak.
Josh: Oh, pull up a
chair, enjoy the show.
You can shit on me next.
Aeron: Just stop.
Josh: Look
Josh: He swallowed a fucking bullet because he hated his
life. The drugs were just
here to cushion the blow.
Aeron: I can't do
this. Excuse me.
[DOOR SLAMS]
Amber: You sorry son of a bitch!
Josh: Fuck her. She
knew what this was.
Amber: Yeah and now
she knows who you are.
Josh: Good. I sure as hell
wasn't trying to hide it.
Josh: Now, you can get the fuck
out of my face, you dyke bitch.
Eric: Whoa Josh. Come on, man.
Josh: Fuck you, man. Moe's
dead. That's not my problem.
Josh: I'm over it.
Amber: Get the fuck out of here.
Josh: Fuck you. You wanna
be a thigh diver with her
in the bedroom, go for it.
I'm grabbing Travis and Bobo and
getting the fuck out of here.
Amber: Go to hell.
Josh: Fuck you!
Amber: Go!
Josh: Fuck you.
Amber: Goodbye!
Amber: Fuck you!
[DOOR SHUTS]
[FOOT STEPS]
[DOOR SHUTS]
Josh: Stupid bitch. I don't
know why I'm wasting my time.
Josh: Should've been
fucking Jenny anyway.
Josh: Travis, you better
answer your fucking phone.
[RINGING]
Josh: Travis, I just heard
your phone, you dick.
Josh: Don't hit the
hater button on me. Where
are you, motherfucker?
Josh: Travis, this isn't
funny. I'm getting the
fuck out of here, dude.
Josh: Look dude,
did Aeron call you?
Josh: Give me the fucking keys
and I'll drive myself home. I'm
not in the mood for this shit.
Josh: You know I can just
call your phone again.
Josh: When I find you, I'm gonna
put my foot in your ass, Travis.
Josh: Travis.
Josh: Man, fuck you, Travis.
[FOOT STEPS]
Josh: The fuck is this shit?
Josh: Travis, seriously.
This is what you've been
doing the whole time?
Josh: Who the fuck'd
you convince to come out
here dressed like this?
Josh: Who the fuck are you?
Josh: You know Travis, there's only one problem
with your little friend.
She's kind of hot.
Josh: Hey, Travis. Hope you
don't mind, but uh, this one's
going home with me tonight.
Josh: Do you know
where Travis is?
Josh: Where the fuck is he?
Josh: I don't mind him watching,
but we can either do this here
or take it back to my place.
Josh: It's up to you.
Josh: Travis is that way?
Josh: Come on, bitch.
[DOOR SHUTS]
[Adam Robertson
performing "Black Dog"]
Andrea: Is she alright?
Amber: She'll be fine.
Eric: I guess we ain't gonna see
Travis and Robert anymore. Does
anybody wanna shotgun a beer?
[DOOR OPENS]
Travis: What'd I miss?
[DOOR SHUTS]
Eric: Find Robert?
Travis: No, but then again, I
really wasn't looking that hard.
Eric: Oh well, who cares?
Eric: What about Josh? Did you
see Josh out there anywhere?
Travis: No, why?
Amber: Well, basically he was being a douchebag, said
some fucked up shit to Aeron
and then stormed out of here.
Travis: Got it. Sorry i asked.
Amber: What are you doing?
Eric: Stroking my
majestic beard.
Amber: It's weird.
Eric: It's possibly the
softest beard in all the world.
Would you like to touch it?
Amber: I'm gonna pass.
Eric: Suit yourself.
Travis: Don't even
look over here, Eric.
Eric: You couldn't pay
me enough to let you put
your hands on my face.
Travis: Talking about Andrea.
Eric: Oh, she can
pet me anytime.
[CLANK]
Eric: You know this
cabin is full of anger.
Eric: We're supposed
to just be hanging out,
having fun, drinking beer.
Eric: You guys are a
bunch of fucking haters.
Amber: Calm down, Bilbo.
Eric: Wait a minute, damn
it. I'm not a hobbit. Does
it look like I got big feet?
Travis: Looks like someone's
got a Napoleon complex.
Eric: Fuck you, Travis.
Amber: Let's leave
the little guy alone.
I'm not little. I'm just slightly below average
height. Little...little is
fucking offensive to my people
Aeron: It's okay, Eric. I
think short guys are cute.
Eric: I'll be your
little whatever the
fuck you want me to be.
Aeron: You don't think Josh
will be coming back, do you?
Eric: Yeah? J...Josh?
Amber: I wouldn't
hold my breath.
(child like piano music♪)
Josh: What the fuck?
Josh: [GRUNT]
Josh: Bitch, you better
let me fucking go.
Josh: Let me the fuck up.
Josh: Bitch, I'm not fucking
playing. Let me the fuck up.
Josh: Fuck.
Josh: Bitch. What the
fuck am I doing in here?
Josh: You better let
me the fuck up, bitch.
Josh: Bitch, I will break your
face if you don't let me out
of here. Let me the fuck up!
Josh: Bitch, let me the fuck up.
Josh: What are you doing?
What are you doing?
[CLANK]
Josh: Put that shit down.
Josh: This is real
fucking funny. Let me up.
[RATTLE]
Josh: [SCREAMS] Help!
Josh: [YELLS] Ah!
[CLANK]
Josh: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Josh: Alright.
Josh: You win.
Josh: Stop!
[BANG]
Josh: Ah.
Josh: Ahh!
Josh: [HOLLARS] Ahh! Ahh!
[SPITS]
Josh: Bitch!
[SPITS]
Josh: I'll kill you, bitch!
[WHACK]
[2 Ton Death Machine
performing 'Red Queen"]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[SMACK]
[CLICK]
Josh: What the fuck is that?
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLANK]
Josh: Let me the fuck up!
Josh: Oh, fuck!
Josh: [YELLS] Fuck!
Josh: No! You stupid
bitch! Let me the fuck up!
Josh: I'm gonna fuckin'...
Josh: [CHOKING]
Josh: [CHOKING] Uh!
Josh: Uhh!
Josh: [GASP]
Josh: [YELLS] Ahh!
[TEARING]
Josh: [SCREAMS]
[SAWING]
Josh: [YELLS] Ah!
Josh: [YELLS] Ahh uh!
Josh: [SCREAMS]
[RIPPING]
[CLANK]
[CHAINS RATTLING]
Josh: [LAUGHS] Awe,
you fucking bitch.
Josh: Hehe heh. That's
alright, you can keep
it. I got another one.
[SMACK]
Josh: Heh. I know where those
fingers have been, bitch.
Josh: Heh.
Josh: Will you just
fucking kill me already?
[SAW RUNNING]
Josh: [YELLS] Bitch,
I was playing!
Josh: Stop playing! Quit
playing! Quit playing!
Josh: You playing! Why
you playing? Why you
playing? You playing.
Josh: [SCREAMING]
[RIPPING]
Josh: [SCREAMS] Ahh!
[RIPPING]
[SAW CUTS OFF]
[CLANK]
[Skyrocket Down performing
"Sick, Dizzy, Love Loss"]
[TALKING LOW]
Travis: So, you wanna go back
to the bedroom and finish
what we started earlier?
Andrea: I'm not doing it
in the cabin again after
what happened earlier.
Travis: They already fucking
know. What's the difference?
Andrea: No.
Travis: [WHISPERS] Come on, I've got blue balls this
fucking big. Besides, you got
to fulfill your womanly duties.
Andrea: Womanly duties?
I'll break your dick off
and beat you with it.
Travis: Fine. Let's go to
the fucking woods then.
Andrea: No, I'm not laying my
bare ass naked on the ground.
Travis: Fine. We can go out
there and you can blow me.
Andrea: What's in it for me?
Travis: I'll give
you a back rub.
Andrea: Fine.
Travis: I can't find
my fucking phone.
Andrea: Where'd you put it?
Travis: I don't know.
Andrea: Just find it later.
[DOOR OPENS]
Amber: Where are you guys going?
Travis: Take a little walk.
Andrea: Just wanna
stretch my legs.
Eric: Have fun having sex.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[LEAVES RUSTLING]
Travis: Hey, babe!
Travis: How about right here?
Andrea: Sure, that
looks romantic.
Travis: Look, we have plenty of
time for romance this weekend.
Travis: Right now, I
just need to get a nut.
Andrea: Fine.
Travis: After you.
Travis: Looks good to me.
Travis: Need to kiss first?
Andrea: No.
Travis: Cuddle?
Andrea: Fuck you.
Travis: Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Andrea: What?
Travis: Take out your tits.
Andrea: What? No!
Travis: Come on,
I love your tits!
Andrea: I'm not taking my tits
out just to give you a blowjob.
Travis: Don't be that way!
Andrea: What way? I'm about
to leave you out here with
your dick in your hand.
Travis: I'm a visual
person, okay? It's gonna
go a lot faster if you do.
Travis: How long do you
want to be out here?
Andrea: Fine.
Travis: Yes!
Travis: Ladies.
[ZIP]
Travis: Oh, yeah.
Travis: Yeah.
Travis: Like that.
Travis: Faster.
Travis: Fa...no, too fast!
Travis: Too fast. Slower.
Travis: Slower.
Travis: Too slow.
[SUCKING]
Travis: Less teeth!
Travis: More teeth.
Travis: Yeah, more teeth.
Travis: Eye contact.
Travis: More of it. Too
much. Getting freaky.
Travis: Nope.
Travis: Yeah.
(suspenseful music♪)
Travis: [OFF SCREEN]
Cradle. Cradle!
Travis: [OFF SCREEN]
Light fingers.
Travis: [OFF SCREEN]
Cup em. No. Like...
Travis: [OFF SCREEN] Like you
want them to stay put, but
you're not trying to hurt them.
Travis: [OFF SCREEN] Do the
thing I showed you in the video.
Travis: [OFF SCREEN]
The thumb thing!
Travis: [OFF SCREEN] That one!
Andrea: Do you wanna
just do it yourself?
Travis: Sorry.
[SUCKING]
[Whoosh]
Travis: [YELLS] Ahh!
Travis: Oh, fuck!
Travis: Oww, what the fuck!
Travis: Oww. Sh...wh...you
gotta be kidding me!
Travis: [YELLS]
Ahh! What the fuck!
Travis: Oh, shit! What
the fuck is this shit?
Travis: Oh, God damn, you
gotta be kidding . What
the fuck is going on?
[STAB]
Eric: Well, this sucks.
There's nobody fuckin left.
Aeron: Umm, hello?
We're still here.
Eric: Stuck in a cab with two girls. What the fuck
are we going to do? Have
a make over or something?
Amber; Oh, no. What am
I going to do alone in
a cabin with two girls?
Eric: I know, right?
It's fucking lame.
Amber: [LAUGHS]
Amber: Yeah, let's do it.
Aeron: Hey Eric, we could all
get in the hot tub together.
Eric: Nah, I don't
like hot tubs.
Aeron: So, you don't
want to get in the hot
tub with me and Amber?
Eric: Fuck no. It's too cold
out there and I don't have
any swimming trunks anyways
Amber: you don't need any of
that to get in the hot tub.
Eric: That's just
stupid. I'm not getting
in a hot tub in jeans.
Amber: Would you rather
get in the bed instead?
Eric: Why the fuck do I want to
go to sleep? I'm trying party.
Aeron: He's not getting
it. Let me try Amber.
Aeron: Hey Eric, do you
want to have a threesome
with me and Amber?
Eric: A what?
Amber: Sex dummy. Do you want
to have sex with me and Aeron?
Eric: For real? Hell yeah!
Aeron: Okay. Go get in the bedroom, take all your
clothes off. Amber and I
are gonna freshen up first.
Eric: Okay. I'll go get ready.
[DOOR SHUTS]
Eric: Awesome.
Getting laid tonight.
Eric: Fuck yeah.
Aeron: That was too perfect.
Amber: [LAUGHS] That's what
he gets for calling us lame.
Aeron: We should take a picture.
Amber: Oh my God, if we go in there and he's doing
like a sexy pose, [LAUGHS]
I'm gonna lose my shit.
Aeron: Let's go
smoke while we wait.
Amber: Alright.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[CLINKING]
Eric: What the fuck is that?
Eric: Hey man, come on.
Eric: Come on, man. I'm
trying to get laid. Get
the fuck out of here.
[WHACK]
[STAB]
[STAB]
Amber: Get your camera.
Amber: Eric.
Aeron: [YELLS] Eric!
[DOOR CLOSES]
Amber: Don't go in there.
Aeron: He's hurt.
We have to help him.
Amber: No. Dude, he's dead.
Aeron: Wha...he was just...he
was...who...who would do this?
Amber: I think Josh is
a pretty good guess.
Aeron: No, Josh is an
asshole but Josh wouldn't
do something like this.
Amber: Dude, you don't think it's weird that Eric winds up
dead after you pretend like
you're gonna sleep with him?
Amber: You don't think
he was watching us?
Aeron: We're the only ones here.
Amber: What?
Aeron: Why hasn't anyone come
back? What if they're all dead?
Amber: [OFF SCREEN] Dude.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Amber: Alright, so I've
checked all the rooms,
whoever it was is gone.
Aeron: So, what do we do?
Amber: We need to get
to a safe spot where
we can call the police.
Aeron: What if they're
still out there?
Amber: You stay here, I'll go to
the truck and try to get help.
Aeron: I don't think we should
split up. We should both go.
Amber: Dude, it's safer in here. You don't know what's
out there. If we both go,
we could both be dead.
Amber: Just trust me, Aeron.
Aeron: Okay, just be careful.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[LOCK CLICKS]
[BANG]
[WHACK]
[WHACK]
Anneke: I got it yesterday for my birthday. It's so
cool. I've been taking
lots of pictures with it.
Aeron: That's cool.
Can it record videos?
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
[DOOR SHUTS]
[KNOCKING]
Det. Richards: Police. Open up.
[DOOR SHUTS]
Det. Richards: Hang in
there. I'm a cop, I'm
gonna get you some help.
This is officer Richards. I need
help at 142 Springwood Drive.
Det. Richards: Quick. I need
backup and an ambulance.
Det. Richards: Just
hang in there with me.
Det. Richards: I'm gonna
have a look around.
[BANG]
[HUMMING]
[HUMMING]
[HUMMING STOPS]
[WHACK]
[DOOR SHUTS]
[WHOOSH]
[WHOOSH]
[WHOOSH]
[WHOOSH]
[WHOOSH]
[STAB]
Det. Richards: Why
you doing this?
Det. Richards: Why
you doing this?
Det. Richards: Anneke.
Det. Richards: Why
are you doing this?
Det. Richards: You
don't have to do this.
Det. Richards: Come on
now. I can help you.
Why are you doing this?
Det. Richards:
Anneke, come on now.
Det. Richards: You ain't got
to do this. Why you doing this?
[WHACK]
[GUNSHOT]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
Det. Richards: [GRUNT]
Det. Richards: [HEAVY BREATHING]
[RINGING]
Det. Richards: Hello?
Detective Richards.
Det. Johnson: Richards, there's
two of them. She has a sister.
Det. Richards: A sister?
[WHACK]
[CHILDREN HOLLERING]
Aeron: We can make a movie.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN]
What kind of movie?
Aeron: A scary movie.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] Okay,
and I'll be the killer.
Aeron: I'll be the hero.
Aeron: We need
more people though.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] Okay,
I'll ask my mom and sister.
Anneke's Mom: What am
I doing again, baby?
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN]
I'm the killer and I
kill you with the knife.
Lily/Amber: Oh, can I be in it?
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] Sure,
you can be one of the victims.
Lily/Amber: Okay.
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] Yeah and I'm
the survivor girl. I get to stop
the evil killer and be a hero.
Anneke's Mom: That's very
heroic of you, Aeron.
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] Mom, you're
supposed to be rooting for me.
Anneke's Mom: How can I root
for you if you're the killer?
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] I...
Anneke: [OFF SCREEN] I
could be the good guy.
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] Here.
Let's use this one instead.
Anneke: Why can't
we use this one?
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] It looks
too fake. Do you want our
movie to be good or not?
Anneke: Yeah but this
one's really sharp.
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN] If you're
too scared to do it, I'll do it.
Anneke: No, I'm the
killer I can do it.
Lily/Amber: [OFF SCREEN]
Can I hold the camera?
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN]
No, I'm filming.
Aeron: [OFF SCREEN]
And...action!
[DOOR SHUTS]
Aeron: [SCREAMS]
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it ♪
♪ I will come and I
will sleep beside you ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it ♪
♪ I will come when I
am deep inside you ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it ♪
♪ I will keep your eyes
since you can't see me ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it ♪
♪ I can't wait to see
how your skin fits me ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it ♪
♪ I will come and I
will sleep beside you ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it I ♪
♪ I will come when I
am deep inside you ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it ♪
♪ I will keep your eyes
since you can't see me ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ You don't know it ♪
♪ I can't wait to see
how your skin fits me ♪
[Greg Brown performing
'Bridge of Sighs"]
[DOOR SHUTS]
Amber: You don't want to
go in there. He's dead.
Eric: [OFF SCREEN] No, I'm not!
I need to go to the hospital!
Amber: He's dead.