Creature (2011) - full transcript

In the back country of Louisiana, a group of friends unearth a terrible secret that unleashes a monster from the depths of the swamp.

Come on...Come on...Come on, move it!

Go

Oh...Shit...Shit.

Sweet Baby Kittens

Woah, hoss!

Oh, that's two for bracin', puss puss...that one don't even count...

It does count!

You okay? Still got your teeth?

Oscar, careful!

Uh!

That's no fair!



Can we go?

Woo!

Can you be more carefull this time?

Hey Oscar, where are we?

Shortcut!

Yeah I...I get that, shortcut, but uh where are we?

We're outside of Fort Collins, man...

Yeah but Fort Collins is not on this map.

Actually, we're not on this map. We haven't been on this map since I-77
so can you help me out?

Allright...You look here, Niles,

Its like I told Emily when I invited her on my little excursion...

We are all going to be sippin' hurricanes...Iin the big easy...

By around lunch time tomorrow...Now, if you have a problem...

See! Look, there's another one...



Another what?

Abandoned looking church. That's like the fifth one I've seen in this stretch...

Hmm, place looks pretty thrashed...

I thought all there was to do out here was make babies and praise god!

Randy, don't be ugly...

Yes, mamn...

Sorry...

(over the radio) Hey, lord...I'm prayin' for your wisdom...yes sir!

Ooh! Hey, lord...I'm praying for a bathroom...

Because I gots to pee!

yeah i gotta go too

Tell you what, I'll pull over right over here, and
we can all squat and...

Uh uh, no, snakes!

Snakes?

Allright, allright I'll stop in a minute, relax....

Thank you!

You will...

It's one thirty...This place is going to fall over...its disgusting.

Oooh! It is hot!

Yup...

Oh, my goodness...

Its hot, darlin'...

Out of Order, Ladies... Bushes or Outhouse?

Bushes? Really?

I Guess when in Rome, Right? Come on!

Have fun...

Snake!

You see that joke? that was classic...

That's going to fool her half to death, man...

Relax man, I'm just kidding around...

Oh, lordy...

Its much hotter than a shithouse, man...

Come on, she...she doesn't know you're kidding...

You Too?

Allright, Jesus H, man!
I'm just joking, just having a little fun...

I guess not all of us came back with our sense of humor, right?

You're assuming you had one to begin with huh huh...Mmm?

I guess that's true, you don't see too many seals doing standup, do ya?

Why don't you start driving like you got a license?

What the hell, man?

Why you gotta make me look like an idiot?

Hey...

Hey! ain't got no gas there, piggy!

Now, now, don't you act like you didn't hear me there, piggy...you heardid me!

Ain't got no gas for a month now!

Thanks, I can read...

Rude!

Ain't got no gas...cooler's working if y'all need something cold...

Thanks...

Howdy, fellas...

How much?

Thats five...

Hey...He can count to six, but you gotta pull down his zipper...

Tourists Attacked in Collins. Lockjaw?

Fort Collins Mine Collapses, 22...

ANOTHER CREATURE SIGHTING

LIEN TIMES! More Attacks Coming

Sorry, didn't mean to scare you, son...

Aw, you..you didn't...I've seen worse...

I lost that in '71...Lien times that was...

This other one here...made two.

Maybe don't fuck with no gators no more...

Yeah, you right...

Gustav The Cajun Gator Boy
Pierre The Singing Cajun Swamp Monkey

ACTUAL FOOTAGE!

Holy shit...

Holy shit!

What are you holy shitting about?

It's a dummy with an alligator head glued on it?

No! This... is Lockjaw!

No, that's a southern fried version of bigfoot. Every backwoods town has one, man...

Look at these goofy footprints. Doesn't get any cheesier than that

It's a shame what some people will believe in....

I guess anything to bring in the tourists, huh?

That right boys?

That what you think?

That we're just a bunch of stupid hillbillies trying to make a quick buck?

Think we done faked us up a monster or somethin', huh?

y'all momma should have taught you all mo' better...

Mind yo' manners!

Especially when you have no idea!

What you fuckin' running your mouth off about...

Easy, old timer...

We're not insulting swamp bigfoot here!

It's not like its real or anything...
SEE THE HOUSE THAT GRIMLEY BUILT...OUT OF BLOOD!

You'll know it's real when it take a chunk out yo' ass!

Okay, everbody just take a moment...we...we did not mean any disrepect by that, okay?

You have no idea...

what a real monster looks like...

Guys...

You gotta check out this old fiyer...

See the house that Grimley built...out of blood!

Guided tours of Lockjaw Country five dollars...

Go it alone, your funeral...

Man, this is awesome, I love this!

You know the legend, son?

Oh, my dad was way into all this kind of stuff...

heh heh heh is that right? well it ain't so special to the tourists as before...

Any of you guys seen it?

Not many people around here ain't...

He ate my ma in '71...

No way...

Oh yeah...

Oh no fuckin' way, that's awesome...

What are you talking about?

Is the house...still there?

Yup.....

'Cept it ain't that one on the flyer...

Real one's down at the Dubois mines. That'n there's built in...'82...

Needed more tourists!

Sink holes kept popping up, so the town thought it best we should move it!

Say...uh...y'all want to see the old Beautine shack?

Ain't that far...

Niles?

Mm? Well...hey, don't ask me man I'm just along for the ride. This is you and Parker's deal...

Huh?

Yes sir!

I was 'specting y'all would...

Let me draw you up a map...

Lets see...you take this road here...

There you go!

So y'all...Y'all got your girlfriends with ya? huh?

You all heading down to New Orleans to pass a good time, huh?

That's the plan...

That is the plan...

Uh..Y'all going out there, best watch your step...there's worse things than gators, you know!

Nothing a marine can't handle...

So, you a soldier boy? Get some action? you up for gettin' dirty?

I'm a grunt I do as I'm told whatever it takes...

we all got to do what we doin', huh?

Ok, boys...

Thanks for coming by...

Y'all have a good time now...

Take care! That map'll get you there...

Thanks for the map...

No Sweat!

Just look for the old sign...

You'll find the shack not far from there...

They all about a bunch of dumb motherfuckers...

Baby...

What's a matter?

Nothing, I'm good

How do you feel?

you tell me

Feels okay

Okay?

Fantastic

little bit better...

Yeah?

Uh huh

God damn it, I smell like day old outhouse.....

How do you think this goes with my eyes?

We gonna be alright, boys

You just gotta have faith

here, hey...

check that out, what do you girls think?

The three of us, we think it might be kind of fun...

allright...

You know I love this kind of shit...

whats that?

see the house that grimley built..who's grimley?

It's a local legend told around these parts. Its strictly louisiana tale...

What? like bigfoot?

Yeah, kind of like bigfoot...

but who's grimley?

You guys really wanna hear it?

no

okay, story goes...

There was this family called the Beaudines...

The Beaudines lived out here in the swamps...

They lived deep, deep in these swamps...

Living off the land...

Isolated, they kept to themselves...they've been here for generations...

the family had chosen the simple life, for simple folk...

Like most families, they had their own ways...

Theirs...was the old way...

Around the eighteen hundreds it seems that Beaudine family was dying out...

Sterility...

So, after a while that Beaudine family tree...

Only had a couple branches left...

Caroline and her brother Grimley were their last hope ..

what? you mean? you mean? oh man, you know that is just wrong...

dont be so quick to condemn them....

It was the Beaudine way. The Beaudine way is not new...

European royalty, Pharaohs, the myans...

Alright, alright, get on with it.

Anyway, life looked pretty good for old Grimley...

With a child on the way, Grimley intended to take the young girl as his bride...

But...on the eve of their wedding...

Anon, the legendary white gator rose from the murky depths...

In a flash of blood and teeth, he stole her from beneath Grimley's very eyes...

His world was shattered...destroyed...

In Despiration, he scoured the swamps, his heart breaking with each step...

Looking for any sign of his true love...

but Caroline was gone...

Now, Grimley knew he still had a chance to find her..

Gators don't eat their food right away...store it for later...whatever, right?
Softens the meat...

Okay, Karen, I think we've all seen animal planet...now let me finish the story. How does that sound?

Grimley , he tracked the ancient white lizard...

Through a series of caves that ran underneath the swamp

Thats where the monster's larder was...

The last of Grimley's humanity...evaporated...in that blood soaked cave

In the darkness, his sorrow was so great...it turned to rage...rage became insanity

He began to change...

And in his madness...

He turned his sorrow...onto the monster that created it...

He began...to eat....He sat there all night...eating...

He ate every piece of flesh in that cave...

Including his sister...

oh my gosh, uh...I think im gonna be sick...

Just a story, sugar...

Anyway...

So the legend goes that Grimley changed, mutated, became one with the gator...

They say he's still out there, in these swamps...

Looking for fresh meat for his larder....and a new bride to thaw his heart...

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard...

Well shit people, are we going to check out this guy's place or what?

Come on, man it'll be fun!

Oh, whatever...

Settle down you old fool...

No, there ain't no settling down, no sir...I ain't...I ain't...No!
This ain't the way...this ain't the way...

...No sir, only our own kin, you hear me? Can't be going outside! You hear what Grove's saying to you...
You Hear me...this ain't the way...Blood is Blood...All we need is our own kind!

Grover, we alls got to do what we's told!

No sir! shit!..No! No! Grover ain't having no part of this...No! No!

'Cause...'Cause you...you askin' you askin' to be judged...

Yeah...I'm tellin' ya...I'm tellin' ya...you've been lying...we're all gonna be judged...
all of us!

You better watch your mouth old man...uh?

Nothing...no, no Grover don't...

Come on, don't do me no favors...

No!

Hold on, hold on, let me get that...

Let me get that...

Grover, you out your fucking mind?

Pay him no mind, Chopper he's just acting his normal self!

Yeah, he's cool yo...

He's just an old drunken idget...

That true...Grover? You a drunken old fool that don't know what you sayin'?

Yeah

Well then I 'spect you best get on out of here. Now I don't have no need for you in here today!

You understand me? Put that down right now! Get the fuck out of here! Go! Yaa!

Hey Chopper, what you s'posing?

What if it have to be our kin?

What if that old fool is right?

He ain't right...

We just going through some mean times, that's all...

I can remember much darker days than this'n here...

You all remember '71? uh huh, ya you do...

And then there was '82...

Hey!

We gonna be allright, boys...

God willing...

God willin'..

You know your eyes? they sparkle in the sunlight...

It's probably my contacts, I haven't changed them in two days...

But...

You know what, yeah i mean this...Is fun for me

You know this tourist trap stuff it's...so exciting...

Makes me feel like...I don't know...I'm a kid and...everythings just one big event...

Oh!..Shit...

you love me?

Oh! fwah...hey now...aaah...

ha!.. dinner for Grover, yes sir...uh..yes sir, Grover...Grover is starved...

Help Grover...

Ah ha ha ha...Nice, yes sir! Ha! There we go, flop up out of the water there,
hm, nice ah...ha ha...ah ha!, Grover lookit, you done got the prize...
ha ha ha!

Allright!

this is it...

ladies and gentlemen...

this is your captan is speaking...

We are pleased to announce that we have successfullly arrived at our final destination...

Now, in the event that you are eaten or violently dismembered, horribly disfigured,
or in any other way subjected to bodily harm by an alligator headed cannibal,
tough shit, you read the warning on the placard...

Lets go!

Hey, what do I need here?..

It's gotta be here somewhere...

whats he doing?

I dont know about that guy, man...

He's like a big goofy assed kid...

yeah, but a big goofy assed kid now armed with a machete...

Seriously fubar...

Found it!, come on guys what are you waiting for?

Cabin is just up this trail...its not far at all!

Oh, sweet baby Jesus...what is that boy thinkin?

come on, lets go...Creepy alligator man's hundred year old dirty dishes...sweet...

Runs in the family...

I need another beer...

I'm with you...

Get them off me! Get them off...They're biting me! Spiders! Help! Come on you guys help me!
They're biting me...Christ! Help!

Get em off! Get em off! Get em off!

You okay? okay, come on sit down, take it easy...

We should get to a hospital. We shouldn't take any chances...

Aw...He's going to be alright? He's alright?

(chuckling) Yeah, I'll be fine...just need to stay here for a sec...

Takes more than a couple of bad ol' spiders to stop my brother...doesn't it?

I'm going to go get some water...

here...I got a couple of extras, wash those off....

Thanks, Emily...

Alright, guys...I'm really sorry lets just...let's blow this thing off...let's hit the road...

No! come on Oscar, the cabin's not far...It's just up this way...

Karen! Karen, where are you going?

I'm headed up there..I wanna see this before it gets dark...and I don't think
me or Spider baby here packed a flashlight...

You coming, Oscar?..

Come on, puss puss...please!

Oh goodness, Randy she can't go in there alone, she'll get lost...

Karen, just hold up for a second...alright?

Look, Oscar's not gonna die, OK?

We're all going to go check out this hillbilly hotel thing...

Listen, the way I see it, we're all sleeping in tents tonight anyway, right?

So lets just take this opportunity...

To make camp here....
We unpack our stuff so we don't have to hump it around more than once...

You'll be alright...

It's an adventure, right, hun?

Fine with me...wouldn't mind getting getting out of sweaty clothes, anyways...

Cute couple, don't ya think?

Cute?

I wouldn't say cute...I mean she's my sister and he's just some guy...

I'll say he's some guy!

Emily is so lucky snagging a guy like that...

What you talking about? lucky?

Oh, come on, sweetie, you know what I mean...

I mean he...he is so very handsome, and well mannered, and charming, and funny...
Ok, I get it...

And strong...And have you seen the way he looks at your sister?

Way nothing else more matters to him...

And have you seen his touch? Mmm...
OK, enough! I get it!

Ha ha! Mr. Parker...If I didn't know better, I'd say someone was jealous...

I mean he's fucking perfect and I'm just some...
Hey! Watch the potty mouth!

Lady present...

You're perfect for me, Randy Parker...

Besides, I know something your sister doesn't...

Yeah, what that? That my butts pretty good, too?
She knows that, we used to take baths together...

No...I know that you're coming home to me...

But you're right about that tush!
Ho ho ho ho ho...
Ah!

Mr. Parker!..

It's up here, guys!

Well hello Grimley's house...

That is some serious Clampett looking shit...

(softly) Jesus!

I'm going in...

Grimley, are you home?

Grimley?

Are you home?

(Mocking Maniacal laughter)

Grimley?

Maybe we should just set up came here and um...

Check it out before we leave in the morning, guys?

Yeah, probably a good idea...

Don't...

Aw come on, it's just birds...

Hey Randolph...

There's nothing out there, okay...

Relax!

Hey...it's a party brother love, come on...

Such a waste!

Swamp grass...

You want some of that?

Mmm...no thanks.

Pass it over...

Here...

I wasn't gonna do it...

Shit!

I'm out of beer!

Oscar, you toss me the keys...I've got another case stashed in the truck...

Sure thing, Randolph...

Lock it up for me...

Hey man, it's cool...As long as you go with me now, I've got this...by myself...

That's great, Parker, 'cause uh..we're about to go take a walk by ourselves...

Oh, and Oscar, I imagine we'll be leaving as early as possible tomorrow, right?

Atta boy...

And then there were three...

That's stupid...

Why don't you just light somewhere...

Stop acting so squirelly...

Shit...you're making me itchy...

So tell me again, why we..why we got to stay out here? uh?

'Cause that's what Chopper told us to do...

So that's what we're gonna do...

There ain't nothing said against...playin' with them? Is there?

What you mean?

I mean we supposed to make sure they be doin...that they don't go nowheres...

So we...if we wit' em...huh?

I likes what you thinkin' there...

But we're s'posed to keep an eye on 'em...

I'm supposing that be a fine way...I reckon?

I mean we 'sposed to be watching them...and then we be...

Why can't we play...huh?

Why can't we play?

(softly) why can't we play?

Why can't we play?

Why can't we play!?

Fine...why can't we play? hmm?

I'm ready...are you ready?

I'm ready...

hold on!

We gonna get some...

Come on...lets get some Jimmy...

Hold on...hold on...I gotta pee...hmm?

Hey Bud...

(louder) Hey...Bud!

muttering Ok, are we good?

Oh! Mommy!

(still muttering) yeah that way too huh?

Easy Buddy...

Jimmy?

Where ya at?

Jimmy?

Allright ladies, I think i'm gonna pee, and pack it in ...unless...
you think you need any help?

No?

you sure?

Alright...good night ladies...

'Night, Grimley!

Greedy, sis...

Greedy...

That's it, baby...the last drop...

I'm just getting all tingly...

Where's Randy?

I don't know...boys...

Why are they so stupid?

I don't even know why we need them half the time, right?

You said it, sister...they're only good...'bout half the time...

Hey! where we goin'?

Come on sugar...let me help you get to bed...

You look like you're feeling good...

You feel good?

Yeah, let me help you...

Thank...you...

chuckling What are you doing?

You liked that?

It was nice, but i am...

I'm not...I don't know...
I know why...

That's on special occasions...

Hey sweetness...help me out...

Sugar...Beth...

Shit...

What the hell is going on here?

Nothing...I'm just...tucking her in...

Well, you're done now...get the hell out...

Fine...

Comfy?

Mm hmm...

Its beautiful out here...

Makes me feel right at home...

Do you?

I like having you this close to me for a whole two weeks...

Together...

Well, now that I've resigned my commision...
You can have me all the time, so you actually
might get pretty sick of me...

Why?..I don't know, that'll never happen...

Yeah?

Yeah...

Do you regret giving it up for me?

No, mamn I don't...

Its not my life anymore...you're my life...

And there is nothing... about you that I regret...not for a minute...

What is this?

I told ya...

Damn it...

Pictures are gonna be black...

(could not make it out)...Here, let me get that...

That better?

The camera...let's see it...

Oh...would you look at that...

Go on..give it some...

Damn it Oscar...

What about me?

What about me?

Damn, Oscar...you're my own brother...

Hey, Pa....wanna look?

I already done told you...

There's nothing can be done about her...that's the way it is...

The lord's will will be done, boy...

Hey! get back over here...

You, what the hell you doin'? pick her up and get her back to the house...

Now, pay attention to me! Damn it!

Thats the way it was with your ma...Everybody gotta do their part...

Or has city livin' taken that out of you, huh?

Everybody gonna give of themselves during lein times...Mm Hmm?

i know

Look at me...

I know, sorry...

All right, you best speak to...

Suns gonna be up soon...go on, get the rope...

Shit

Give me a kiss, babe...

Don't go far...

Yeah...I won't...

What was that?

What was what?

I heard something over there...

Probably a possum...

It's not a possum...

Oh my god...

Niles, there's something there...

What?

Its a pig...

Hello?

I'll go check it out...

Oscar, what the fuck is your damage, man?

Lucky I didn't kill you...

He was yelling...he was yelling...he was yelling, and fucking...I told him to chil itl,
and he goes fucking apeshit...

She was crying ,man..

Who?

I tried to stop him, and he...cut me...he fucking cut me, man...

Who cut you?

R...Randy...Randy's lost his fucking mind, man!

Randy? My Randy?

You're fucking delusional, there is...

Now, hold on...chill out, let's talk...

Hey! Hey! Oscar! Oscar! calm down..you calm the fuck out, man!

Okay, stay here im gonna back to camp for a second, alright?

I'm not staying here, Ok? I'm coming with you...

My brother would not hurt anyone....let alone kill someone...

Em, stay here...

Okay, he's smoked out of his goard he's probably having a bad trip,
but just in case something did happen...

I wanna make sure you're safe...

I'm safer with this than with you?

Ok, look, he's in shock, I've seen it a million times....just

put a blanket over him, he'll sweat it out, alright?

Hey, trust me...

Okay...

I love you...

Okay, I love you,,,

Oscar, it's okay...

It's just that...

Hey...

It's okay, alright?

Thanks, Emily...

Run!

Did you see that thing?

Yeah!..And it didn't get any better the second time!

Oh, no, no, baby girl don't cry...don't cry...

Here ya go...

There, now, no, don't you cry now, darlin'...

Daddy gonna take you home...yeah...you'll be alright...no, now you stop that!

This is an honor...

You was raised right...

Yeah..The right way, the true way...

This used to be your momma's...

And her Grandma before her...

And so on and so on...

Been in the family a long time...long time...

Now...it's yours...

Hmm?

Yeah...

Yeah...now where...are you? ah?

Oh no... here...let me tie that off, stop the bleedin'...
make it a little better for ya...

Hows that now? huh? yeah...

If you can't find it in the lord's will...

What the fuck, highway's fucking 77?

Do you think we can survive this?
I don't think theres anyone that can outrun that thing that was trying to catch us, man!

Keep your distance, Parker...Keep your fucking distance....

How 'bout you tell me where Karen and Beth are first? huh?

I don't know where Beth is Man! I think that thing fucking took her!

I...Hell, I don't know, it could have been Oscar and that hillbilly fucker from the town...

Motherfucker!

Ohh...shitfire...

Randy!

Randy!

Randy?

Guys?

Stop it...

Woo!

Guys, where are you?

What's that smell?

This isn't funny!

God...they shot me

Drop it boy!

Hey...Drop it...Right now! Drop it!

You okay?

Where you all running to, huh? huh?

Some thing is out here with us, okay...okay, we need help...

See... I am helping you, boy...

Look, hoss...maybe you're not hearing me...

Some big thing...Some...Some animal monster thing is out here, and its hungry!

Okay, so unless...Unless you're gonna help us...

Why don't you get out of the god damn way, okay?

You ain't got to yell, boy, I heard ya..

but i ain't gonna do that...

He done choose y'all..

Chosen...What the hell you talking about?

What you think, boy?

God, dummy...He done choose y'all...

that fucking animal?

He ain't no animal...

He's a...(couldn't make it out, sorry) through to god...

I think he done chose Jimmy, too...

(can not make it out)...Okay, Yes I do...

We don't know what you fuck you said...why don't you get the fuck out of the way, man?

Shut up!

Y'all going back that house...Right now!

Get up!

You allright?

Em! Go get Em! (softer) Go get Em...

What's wrong, ass? Is my girl too much for ya?

Emily?

Don't touch her!

Hey!..Wheres emily?

It's too late...I can't save her...

She's his now...

Oscar...Either you tell me where Emily is, or I'll take that blade and I'll fucking kill you with it!

And what have you done with her?!

I did as I was told!..We all do!

We have to give him what he wants...

And he gives us what we need...

That's the way...

That's the old way!

You don't get it...he saved us...he made us...we're...family...

Shit...

Emily?

Emily?

Emily?

Emily?

Emily?

Hey...Tell me you're okay, Emily...please?

Baby...wake up, please...

Did he hurt you?

Can you get me out of here?

Come on...

Get me out of here...

Baby...

Come on now...Come on...come on...

Look...Look at this...

We can make this...

Come on...

We have to make this...We have to make this, come on, we have to make this...

Come on...

It ain't pretty, baby, but it'll work...

Come on, we gotta take this...

Where you going?
No...

Emily...Emily, come on...

Im sorry...

I'm sorry, baby...

Listen, you gotta...you gotta work with me here, alright?

I don't care if I have to kill every living thing in this fucking backwoods,
I'm gonna get you home!

Nobody is ever going to take you from me again, I swear to god! Alright?

I saw the freeway...and it runs parallel with the river...if we stay low...

We take the boat...We got a chance, baby...we got a chance...

We'll run into a major town...

Stay with me...Stay with me...Stay with me...look at me...

Alright...

Come on...Come on...

Work with me here, work with me...

Come on...

The thing's after us...

I don't know...he's tracking us with the smell...can we get in the water?

It gives us a better chance to buy us some more time...

Which makes us harder to track...come on, baby...come on...

No, I wanna go home!

That's the way home, Emily...the boat is the way home...

I wanna go home...and I want my brother...and I...

Oh my god...where's Randy?

Niles, where's Randy?

Oh my god! He's dead, isn't he?

We gotta get in this boat...

Gotta get in the boat, baby...come on...

Uh o...kay...

Em! Emily!

Emily!

(screams) No!

Motherfucker!

You motherfucker! I'm gonna kill you!

What do you want with me?

Let me go...

I taste blood...

Oh now child...don't you fret so...

This an honor you be doing for us...

You the chosen one, sweet thing...

Yes...you will be made one with us, one with god ...

You smell that?

Smell the sulphur?

They say that that's what hell gonna smell like...

And you can tell me if that's true or not...when he gets through with ya...

Pretty lady...

Fuck you!

Get her up there...

They're not kin...they're outsiders...

Through the blood! We seed his soul!

Through the flesh the pact upholds...

A Bride he takes...

Our life renews...

Through his seed...

Our line endures...

Praise Anon!

Anon our lord...

Always his will...

Will be done...

Through the blood...

We seed his soul...

Through the flesh...

The pact upholds...

A Bride he takes...

Our life renews...

Through his seed...

Our line endures...

Praise Anon!

Anon our lord...

Always his will...

Will be done...

Blood...Is blood...

Blood is blood...

I offer this woman to the lord...

May his seed be true...

Seed be true...

And through him, our blood renews...

Our blood renews...

His will...will be done...

Like i was taught....

By my kin...

And their kin before...

Now...

I teach my kin...

What the fuck?

I hope you choke on me, you ugly inbred halfbreed fuck...

No! No!

Motherfucker!

You have no idea...what a real monster looks like...

Emily!

I've got you, now don't let go...

Em!

Come on...

Em! Nooo!

Okay...

Here you go, partner...

Alright, thanks for coming...

And here's one for you...

Well, thank you...

Ooh wee!

That's going to make a mighty fine picture, yes sir, mighty fine!

You gonna make a mighty fine addition to the family, Chopper...Yes, sir!

Good job, sir! good job!

Thank you kindly...

Mighty proud of the little guy...

Yeah...you gonna do real nice!

Good looking boy too...

Kinda reminds me of his Daddy...

Give me that old time religion...
Give me that old time religion...
Give me that old time religion...

It's good enough for me...

It was good for mothers...
It was good for mothers...
It was good for mothers...

It's good enough for me...

It has served our fathers...
It has served our fathers...
It has served our fathers...

It's good enough for me...

Makes me love everybody...
Makes me love everybody...
Makes me love everybody...

And it's good enough for me...

It will take us all to heaven...
It will take us all to heaven...
It will take us all to heaven...

It's good enough for me.

Give me that old time religion...
Give me that old time religion...
Give me that old time religion...

It's good enough for me...

Give me that old time religion...
Give me that old time religion...
Give me that old time religion...

It's good enough for me...

Give me that old time religion...
Give me that old time religion...
Give me that old time religion...

It's good enough for me...

There's a dark and a troubled side of life

But there's a bright and a sunny side too

Though we'll meet with the darkness and strife,

The sunny side you also may view

Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side,

Keep on the sunny side of life

It will help us every day, it will brighten all the way,

If we keep on the sunny side of life

The storm and its fury's today,

Crushing hopes that we cherish so dear

Clouds and storms will in time pass away

And the sun again will shine bright and clear

Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side,

Keep on the sunny side of life

It will help us every day, it will brighten all the way,

If we'll keep on the sunny side of life

Let us greet with a song of hope each day

Though the moment be cloudy or fair

Let us trust in our Savior always,

He'll keep us, every one, in His care

Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side,

Keep on the sunny side of life

It will help us every day, it will brighten all the way,

If we'll keep on the sunny side of life

Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side,

Keep on the sunny side of life

It will help us every day, it will brighten all the way,

If we'll keep on the sunny side of life

If you'll keep on the sunny side of life