Crazy Kingdom (2016) - full transcript

Once upon a time,

once indeed, as if it wasn't once

there wouldn't be any story

and with no stories

good wouldn't defeat evil.

Even though this story shows

that there's no evil without good

and no good without evil in every single one of us.

Anyway, there were two kingdoms for sure.

The Rose Kingdom and the Lily Kingdom,
both that small

that nobody knows about them anymore.



And these kingdoms were
within a hailing distance.

Let's begin with the Rose Kingdom.

People there were not doing really well

maybe because instead of a king and a queen

the royal advisor and ambassador
Theofil ruled there.

My precious stones.

There, we need to have some rest.

It's time to go to bed.

Hey, where are you going?

- Matthew, I almost peed myself!
- Did you?

So where did you go?

Nowhere I'm just walking around

strolling.

Just taking a walk as usual.



Oh, I 'see. Man, I thought

that you were about to rob someone.

So what, I'm hungry.
We haven't eaten for a week.

Matthew, I know about a window
and it's usually open.

There's so much food behind that window,
that we could feed the whole village.

And who lives behind that window If I may ask?

A man called... Theofil.

What a name, Theofil

Are you crazy?

Theofil is the royal emissary.

Is that a kind of bread?

Special envoy of His Majesty The King.

You aim pretty high.

That spells a huge a trouble.

What's going on there?

- Huh?
- What shall we...

- Good evening!
- Evening. What are you two doing here?

- Well...nothing.. just strolling.
- Yea?

- What do you mean strolling?
- Strolling. Like that ...

- Wow, look at that. You have to see this.
- What?

What a lovely stars today?

It's the best when the spring comes
to the Rose Kingdom.

- You can smell the flowers in the air.
- Right.

True. Women take off ...

...their coats.

Where's the other guy?

He has already hit the sack.

- Hit the sack?
- I hope so.

- Oh man, look at these muscles.
- What?

Yea. You must be a strong man, right?

- I always admired ...
- What?

- That you're not scared guarding at night. Alone.
- Right?

- Now I do understand.
- Right.

It's true that I'm quite vigorous.

See. But to be honest.

- Nothing ever happens round here at night.
- Ah OK.

- Well, I guess I should go, too.
- Why would you? Backgammon

- do you want to play?
- Well.

- What?!
- Yea.

And I'll introduce you to the
commander of the castle. Come!

Abi of peas. why OK,.

What? Who?

Damn.

Stop or I'll shoot!

Alert!

Catch the thief! Someone has stolen my money!

My money!

Come on! Move! Money! Drum properly!

My barrel is leaky!

Guys, guys!
Let's sing a song, huh?

I like girls with blue eyes, girls who are nice,

girls who play dice. I like girls with blue eyes,
girls who are nice.

Alert! Move! Move! Move!

Look at the juniper

look at it properly...

He has stolen my money!

Thief I Catch the thief!

Chubby girl, chubby girl, you are the best in world.

- I need to go to the loo.
- Go!

Upside-down Kingdom

Have you caught him? Have you?

There you are!

So we got him. I got him.

A thief?

A thief! Give it to me. Give it to me!

Where is it?

Pears, apples,

where is it? That's it?

Halberds closer!

Here you go.

Halberds further.

I knew it.

Come to daddy my darling,

my precious.

He's with him.

- Arrest him, too!
- No, not me.

- Get them both to the dungeon.
- I don't know him.

Not me, really, I don't know him.

I'll make sure you get what you deserve.

Between the Rose and the Lily Kingdom

there was a land route around the Black Forest

and that was a place which was better to avoid.

And that was a place which was better to avoid.

There was a rumour that the Black Forest
was haunted.

And your life was in danger there,

as scary forest creatures lived there.

Let's go!

- This is awesome.
- So much fun.

- Awesome.
- Awesome.

Awesome.

Shush, shush.

What was that?

Can you hear it?

- A woodpecker?
- No way it's a woodpecker.

- What is a noway woodpecker?
- What's he saying?

Stench.

- Stench. Stench. Stench.
- Yuck, ick, icky, yuck!

Pucks, you're crazy,

The Mistress of the forest is calling us. Come!

- Go, go.
- Scoot, scoot, scoot!

Come on, run.

Hey, Leshy, leave!

Get out, this is only for intelligent creatures!

Oh, for intelligent creatures?

Then what is Troll doing here?

- Who knows.
- Yuck.

Look, it's happening.

My dear friends,

can you hear the sound?

The lumberjack who we graciously permitted

to build up his cottage

near the Black Forest, has breached

the agreement and is cutting down
the trees in our territory

Shame!

An attack against the sacred trees of our forest
is an attack against us.

We must punish his impudence strictly.

- What do you suggest?
- We will dance him to his death.

Mistress leave him for us. It's our job.

Nymphs again.

- It's always the nymphs.
- We will take care of him!

Creatures of the forest, hold on!

Our rules say to haunt

not to meddle in human world.

You are wise Mr Gnome, but in this case haunting
is not enough,

we have to protect our territory

But not by force!

Right. I agree.

Eithne,

fly fast, and find

one boobygoof and one clumsylear.

- Yea, yea, I know these boobygoof and clumsyleaf.
- Quickly

We'll make the lumberjack such a potion,

which will steal the most important things
he needs for his living.

Yes!

Sorry.

Few leaves of boobygof,
and one whole clumsyleaf,

we'll throw it to the spring he drinks from
and he won't cut down a tree ever again.

Boobygoof, clumsyleaf, boobygoof,
clumsyleaf, boobygoof, dumsyleaf...

- It's impossible to escape from here.
- Shut up! Or...

Unless you have

an ace in the hole of your sole!

Blech.

Surprised, aren't you?!

Hmm...crikey.

So, how's it going?

Well, very well.

Why wouldn't it go well?

Let's say two meters of wall ... multiply by ...

Well, if it goes like this

we will be out in 30 years.

That's it.

I am innocent!

Innocent!

You always get us into trouble!

Matthew you're lie my brother

we can achieve anything together.

You like me, don't you?

So what? You were hungry too, weren't you?

Don't make me angry!

You shouldn't have gone there in the first place!
I told you what kind of man Theofil is.

And anyway, didn't you go there only
to get some food?

So why the coin?

Matthew?

There's a lot of straw here!

I know how to get out of here.

Boobygoof, clumsyleaf, I've got it,
I've got it, boobygoof, clumsyleaf

boobygoof, clumsyleaf

I've got it, I've got it.

Nice, okay,

sooner or later he'll get thirsty.

Add this. And let's not forget about this.

Clumsyleaf, there.

- Here he comes.
- I am deaf not blind.

Let's go.

Hello Tree.

Hello.

Oh, look, look.

What's he saying?

What a dummy.

He's done with cutting, he won't be able to cut
even a bonfire stick.

Wow, this is one big tunnel.

The guards are pretty dumb, right?

- Long, isn't it?
- lt is.

Most importantly it leads out.

A few minutes and we are free.

- I got you. What Is it?
- What does it mean? Get up you bloody thief.

- What's this, you...?
- Look. What is it? What?

What are you doing you bastard?

- Let us go. Immediately.
- Let us go.

- Let's go.
- Come on, help me!

- Help!
- It's your fault, you're stupid.

That's not fair.

- You know I'm afraid of heights.
- Hold the rope and climb.

Okay

Alert!

Alert!

Alert!

- Where should we go now?
- Faraway from here.

Let's get out of the Rose Kingdom,
there's no bright rose future for us here.

Let's go to the south.
To the Lily Kingdom.

What an idea. I've heard people
are doing much better there

so maybe they're even clever.

I don't want lilies!
Clever people.

The neighbouring Lily Kingdom

was thriving ruled by a kind-hearted king
and a wise queen.

But even here not everything was that bright.

- Guards! Take these ...
- What happened?

It happens sometimes, that parents who are
very successful have a daughter

who gets everything she wants.

What happened?
And that can never be good.

- Calm down, sweetheart, please.
- Who has put these stinky lilies here?

With all respect I daresay it was

- our new gardener.
- So it was him! The gardener!

- Bring him here so I can see him.
- I will.

Margaret, please, stop it

Oh, leave her, my beloved sweetheart.
What's wrong, my dear?

You know I hate lilies.

- We do know.
- So what are they doing here?

- We don't know.
- I can't breathe.

- Come here, sweetheart, there. Where's everyone?!
- I can't breathe.

Come on, come here!

Get those stinky lilies out of here or she will
lose her breath. Right?

That's him. It's you?

You, you, you!

Do you know how prison looks like?

- I do not.
- See,

one should get to know everything,

So you will know now. Arrest him!

- But that's not, well ..
- Dad?

- Arrest him. Of course, arrest him!
- Did you hear me?

- Arrest!
- But, what...what...

what...what...what are you doing,
what are you doing, help!

Come here, my precious, my beloved darling.

It's okay, it's okay now, now we'll get dressed

and we'll be nice to our guests.

Such a bad day. Such a bad day.

- Dad?!
- The princes have come to woo

and they will all propose.

How could this happen to me?

Look, what you've done.

- Bad boy.
- Damn, you scared me!

Damn!

Oh wow, The Mistress.

- Good afternoon.
- You've made a terrible mistake, lumberjack.

Why did you cut down the trees in our forest?

- Didn't we have an agreement?
- We did.

We did have an agreement

You knew I wouldn't leave it like that, didn't you?

It doesn't work that way

Ah, so because of you,

I'm such a useless butterfingers.

Don't raise your voice at me, human,

you know the agreement,

the forest to the left of your cottage is yours

the one to the right is ours.

Why would you cut down our sacred trees?

Why?

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry Your Mistress,

it was our princess

she was passing by riding her horse,

saw your beautiful beeches and decided

she must have new larger and more beautiful bed.

I had to do it. Under the threat of punishment.

Accept my apology.

I see,

Princess Margaret.

Now I know which way the wind blows.

Well alright,

I'll give you your skills back.

Come.

Here, take .

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks a million!

- But what is it?
- Rethorn,

a magic herb

if you put it in your spring and then
drink some water from it,

you'll gain your skills back.

Rethorn!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

It seemed everything ended up well.

The lumberjack learned his lesson.

The wise Gnome was probably wrong when
he said no to meddle in human world.

But you don't need too much to get in a huge trouble.

On the same day the old herbalist's spring
has dried up after a long drought

So she went to get some water from the spring
in the forest.

Come here girl.

At the moment even the Mistress of the forest
couldn't know,

where would her poisonous water get to.

There, thank you, Mary

Oh look,

I's boiling,

hmm, well

I must add some

water from the spring.

Nettles

like that,

feverfew there.

So it's easy to get rid of flu.

Chamomile

there. Like that

A little bit of datura and henbane,

to avoid the sadness

and all the pain.

And as the last one

the most important

a mandrake.

There we go. The potion

So no-one's ill.

Oh well, I wish the herbalist had known

That instead of a healing potion she made
a potion,

which turns anyone in a dummy

and a butterfingers.

- What's that?
- It's a present from The Duke of Brandenburg.

It's a new plant from overseas.

- And is it edible?
- lt is.

I'm pretty sure people here won't like
these pomtytoes.

Next time they can stick their gifts up...

..up there.

Set me free! Set me free, I didn't do anything!

Let me go I didn't do anything.

What did I do? Tell me what I did.
Can you hear me, I didn't do anything.

Stop yelling!

You give us a headache.

Gardener, you're new here, aren't you?

- Yes, please.
- Great.

And what else can you do?
Besides gardening.

Your Majesty, I can also cook.

And poa... game hunt.

You can cook? That's nice.

Call the third cook.

Afternoon, what's going on?

Watt.

Gardener,

I'm appointing you

third cook.

- Right?
- Great.

And you cook,

I'm appointing gardener.

- Again?
- Thank you, thank you!

I've already been a gardener twice.
I hope princess doesn't remember me.

He's right, what if she remembers him?

No worries.

What?!

You haven't found them?! You're the commander
of the castle.

Oh my, oh my I will ..

...kill you!

You! You're useless.

Useless! Useless!

You let them escape?

Fired, fired,

you're tall. Guys,

we need to find them. We need to catch them.

No-one can know that somebody escaped
from our prison.

Attention!

Higher attention!

Your commander guys,

is Useless dummy.

Idiot!

Stand at ease! More at ease!

Attention! Higher attention! Stand at ease!

More at ease! Even more at ease!

Look out for me!

Human words, human words are

such a pleasure for our souls. Look,
for example goulash

or a lumbago.

- Gee!
- Well yea, that’s a nice word, too.

Hey listen, let’s go to the forest
before someone spots us.

Come.

Let's go!

- It looks quiet,
- Yea.

Yea, completely deserted.

- Let's get out of here.
- No, no, no, wait a second.

Can you see his coat of arms? Outlanders!

- Maybe they have something to eat.
- Forget it, Jacob!

Matthew, Matthew, please

for the last time, the very last time

just a teeny tiny robbery.

What? To have something to start with.

It's not that easy to get out of this kingdom.

Okay, I screwed up.
How could I know they'd be

that furious about one stupid coin.
Do you think I wanted to be

- Caught and arrested?
- No. I'm mad you dragged me into it

And that you never tell the whole truth. We agreed
we don't steal. Time to time we nick something

to eat, but that's it, no coins.

Oh no, that branch gave me a very ugly thorn jab.

- Shall I beat it up Your Highness?
- Maybe later.

Ouch, such a terrible pain.

Gt out of our way!

- They must be following us.
- You shut up, leave it on me.

But Albert, why are you so rude?

Didn't we talk about? We agreed we'll be nice

- to s... ?
- St...

- We'll be nice to stra...
- Stran...?

- To strangers, right?
- We did Your Highness.

- And especially to way...?
- To wayfa...?

Don't tell me you don't remember it.
Especially to wayfarers.

- You're right Your Highness.
- See.

- Your Highness?
- Yes?

I don't like these two at all.
Who are you?

- Highborn lords.
- Excuse Us.

- We've been robbed, they've stolen everything from us.
- Everything.

- Gt out of our way!
- Albert, enough of that,

and take me down. I have to succumb
to the call of nature.

And from all the riding I have really painful...

- Are you alright Your Highness?
- Ouch! My ankle... it feels sprained..

- Your ankle, that's bad.
- I can't wait to get to the royal court.

You know, all the sumptuous food

and a decent bed.

Here you are a few coppers

and now, get out of here you scum.

- Scum?
- Here you go, scum,

that's a nice word, too.

And who should we be grateful to, Your Highness?

I am the Knight Albert from Buckshire

and this is my provider

the Prince Jerry from the Amber Kingdom.

The famous fighter?

I've heard he hasn't lost any
of his last five jousts.

Him?

- Everyone is talking about him.
- Noo!

- What?
- Well, yes, yes, he's a hero, isn't he?

And how do you know who's really fighting, huh?

In this armor. In this helmet.

It's a beautiful helmet indeed, could you
tum around, sir

so I can see that lovely plume?

Well, why not, have a look.

- I'll show you who is scum, you sod.
- What?

This springtime,

those colours.

I only wish my back

didn't hurt.

Excuse me.

But Albert,

you can't take a nap in the middle of the road,
come on, get up, let's go.

- Where's my horse?
- Over there, sir.

- Oh, thank you.
- Your Highness?

- Yes?
- May I?

- Don't stare at me, help me to tie him up.
- Jacob! Let him go!

Are you crazy? We said this would be the last job

-and from then on, only an honest life.
- No, you said that,

-that's exactly what I was talking about.
- What about?

We will have horses and clothes.

Right, I said that you'd gone to far when you
stole

-the coin and now you want to rob aristocrats.
- I'm a prince!

- Can we talk about it after we're done?
- Done with what?

Prince Jerry, may I have your attention please?

I want you to know that I absolutely disagree
with this way of making a living.

No, no, no, I'd like to help you.

Help me? I'll make sure you both

- will hang on gallows! Yes!
- What?

- Gallows?
- Both of you!

Silence, silence, dear courtiers, silence, please.

The courtship has become.

Your Majesty Your Highness,

princess Margaret.

Let me introduce you to suitors,

who have come to woo you,

beautiful

gracious

and noble princess.

Prince Matthias from
the Country of Thousands Lakes.

Prince Baribal from the Midnight Kingdom.

King Kamil from the Alabaster Empire.

Princess Margaret, we lay our country at your feet

as our prince bows

as our prince bows before your beauty

He doesn't have to bow, he comes up to my waist

- You're right, he's a kid.
- He hasn't even turned ten, yet!

Beautiful princess, If you choose me,

you'll never have to worry about you safety.

My army is that strong that even greater
kingdoms than yours are afraid of it.

Are you kidding me?

Is he the first one's great grandfather?

The third one doesn't look that bad.

Good afternoon, King.

Will you not greet me

and pay compliments to my beauty?

Princess

graceful

I'll grow old before he finishes it.

Fresh apples, Fresh apples!

Delicious, sweet, come and buy.

Good afternoon, gentlemen. Get out of my way.

Highborn lords!

Judging from your coat of arms, I assume that

you are Prince Jerry from the Amber Kingdom.

Am I right?

Unfortunately, the audience is over, but

Her Highness the Princess decided

that the tournament will decide

who's worthy her noble hand.

Will you be taking part in the joust, sir?

- Yes.
- No.

With pleasure, that's why we've come.

Of course, you won't have to fight.

But it's more like just an entertainment
for the audience,

isn't it?

It's still just younger knights' and
squires' practising.

Shall I sign you up, highborn gents?

We'll go

- for a
- Stroll.

- Walk.
- Like that...

and then we'll sign up.

Ask for me, Lewis of Wetland,

royal herald and master of ceremonies.

Dummies, those nobles

Good afternoon ladies,

- I'm the Knight Albert from Buckshire.
- Sir, would you like some?

Cheers!

Very good wine. Thank you.

Come, you Bounceshire.

Apples, fresh apples for a good price. Delicious.

Look Matthew,

one day I'll have a sword like that.

Jacob, you already have a sword.

- True.
- Want to sharpen It sir?

Look at him.. a thief!

- Never to early to start, huh?
- It hurts, ouch!

You're pretty good though.

In your age I could steal...

You need to practise a lot,

- kid.
- Listen everyone, you have to see this!

Matthew, jugglers!

Jugglers, lock, jugglers!

- Jacob. Jacob!
- Jugglers, come, jugglers!

Come here, come and see,
there's a performance, a knight's performance.

Jugglers!

Come here, come and see,
there's a performance, a knight's performance.

- They're great, right?
- How dare...?!

- Why did you hit me, sir?
- Good heavens! ' so sorry

beautiful lady

It's a beautiful day today, isn't it?

It is.

They're pretty good, huh?

They are. Very good.

I am

Prince

Jerry and this is my servant Albert.

- Knight Albert
- A knight

Nice to meet you I'm Mar...

ia, Maria.

- Mary.
- And do you like this town, noble men?

Well yea, we do.

- Would you like a pretzel?
- No, thanks.

Or..or a pie?

Would you like to have a drink with me?

I'm a knight as you can see.

And I would like to know you better,

- beautiful.
- cant,

you're noble men and I'm an ordinary girl,

it's inappropriate.

Noble?

I'll tell you a secret.

These are not your clothes?

So, you've stolen them, haven't you?

Well, stolen them,

we've borrowed them.

- Pretty nice, huh?
- Yea, nice,

Beautiful. Guards!

- These are impostors, guards, catch them! Thieves!
- Matthew!

Did you hear me! Go!

Quick, they ll run away! Catch them! Come on!

Beggar, the reins!

That was our spoilt princess Margaret.

She goes dressed like that to the town

to hear the gossips. Here, this is yours.

- Keep it, it's yours.
- Let's go!

Whoa!

- What's wrong?
- That's the Black Forest.

Terrifying creatures live there!

We won't go any further.

I'm not saying anything.

Trot!

Do you feel ill after the long winter?

What does this potion of yours cure,
old herbalist?

- A cough and a runny nose.
- What about pneumonia?

Sure. Even aching joints.

We'll see. Should I drink it?

Drink the bottle and you'll feel better than ever.

Well, I'll take three. Give it to me!

Oh, you're such a cute grandma.

Thank you, thanks a lot.

And hop!

Oh my god, look at the sun!

Checkmate.

- Have you caught them?
- Well...we...

You haven't.

Your Highness...Majesty...

-they've disappeared in the Black Forrest
- What do you mean disappeared?

I couldn't get anybody in there. That place
is haunted.

You have to catch them!

I want them! Or you will die

in prison.

- Dad?
- Of course, you're right, sweetheart, you're right...

- captain?
- Yes Your Highness?

Come to see me tomorrow, we'll figure out how
to get them back, OK?

- Let nobody hurt them!
- Sure, for sure.

I will think up a punishment for them myself.

I will think up a punishment for them myself.

Perhaps I'll spread them with marmalade

- and throw them onto an anthill.
- I'm sure you will, I'm sure.

Come here.

Your Majesty

- a magic potion from the market, as you wished.
- Thank you.

What's that?

It's a potion from our herbalist

It can cure anything from a cold to a backache.

Not likely!

Old wives' tales!

What the...

- what...?
- Such a beautiful day.

The fire is cold.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

Nine nice night nurses

- nursing nicely.
- Are you ready, sir?

Hold this for a second. Everything was okay
and all of a sudden

I have a funny nose.

Excuse me, ladies, I need to blow my nose.

- Try this.
- I've bought it at the market today.

Well, we haven't tried it yet, but supposedly
it'll cure...what does it cure?

- Ills.
- Ills, all of the ills you have.

- Well, why not,
- But leave a drop for me, please.

Sure.

- We'd like to...
- I know!

- I'm confused.
- Hilarious.

- So much fun.
- Boobygoof and clumsyleaf,

I might have miscalculated it a bit.

Unfortunately, almost everyone bought this,

miraculous potion

and boobygoof and clumsyleaf

caused a pure disaster in the Lily Kingdom.

Money everyone, take this money

You with the net, take some, as much as you need.

Money!

I have fresh dread,

maguette, broissant,

dread for everyone

taste ..

I told you not to meddle.

Come on, I don't want to watch the news
all over again

- and take some earthworms.
- Whatever.

Guys, sport's on channel 3.

- Goal! Goal!
- We have to do something with it

I'm such a...

hooves.

You're a what?

I can hear hooves.

Jacob, Jacob!

Jacob, Jacob?

- Jacob are you alright?
- Foul!

- Look what he's done.
- He's broken the screen!

- Monsters!
- Quick, come!

- Let's go before it goes wrong. Come!
- Wait, wait, you know I'm afraid of water.

- What?
- Another monsters!

- Hello.
- Monsters, monsters everywhere,

Jacob?

Oh, another one.

- Hello, I'm Jacob and this is...
- I know who you are.

I know you better than you know yourselves.

They could bring her.

I can't let you go,

you've seen too much. We live apart from humans.

- Not really as you're watching what we're doing.
- Jacob!

You humans, you've been trying to rule
the nature for centuries

and you know so little about it.

I can't let you go unless

we make an agreement,

or as you call it.. a deal.

- What kind of deal?
- I want Princess Margaret.

I want you to kidnap her tonight
and bring her here.

And on top of that I'll give you a pot full of gold,

which we happen to have here
from some highwaymen.

Alright, alright, yes, let's make a deal.

Thanks, thank you very much,
it was pleasure to meet you.

And now we're leave in peace.

- We'll kidnap her, we'll bring her.
- I's not that simple, one of you will stay here,

- just to make sure.
- It's not that easy to kidnap a princess.

- It's not a job for one person.
- I'll make it easier for you.

This is,

this is a flabbyplant, a herb

when smelled all the body muscles get flaccid.

Yea, but to kidnap a princess ...

It is what it is, the audience is over.
One of you have to do it, or...

I forgot to introduce you, this is Mr Troll.

Understand. I get, I, I get It flabbyplant.

Excuse us, Mr Mistertroll.

Matthew, I don't want to know what is after that ,or.

So, I'll stay here and I'll wait for you. Matthew,

you're much more reliable, you know how it would
end up if I went. I don't want to die, please.

Oh my... This will never end.

Relax.

Feel at home.

You're our guest

Girls, girls! Watt.

You know the highwaymen's treasure

the Mistress talked about,

any chance you know where it is by eye,

by eye exactly?

You want to know where the treasure is? Hold this.

We won't tell you that.

Watt,

- what's your name?
- Why?

You're kind of nice.

Green, green!

Oh, girls, I've never seen anything that beautiful.

Freeze! Who's there?

- It's me.
- Me?

- Sure, I'm YOU.
- Ooh,

it's you!

And what are you carrying?

- Do you mean this?
- Yea.

A ladder?

It must be heavy.

Here,

Pl help you with I,

- Will you?
- Yea.

Okay then. If you Inst.

Wait a minute! This is the Princess' chamber.

Well you know,

I'm coming to visit.

I see, you're a fan.

Anyway, I'm on duty.

I have to guard. To make sure that not a single
mouse will sneak in.

That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

What are you doing here?

Nice to meet you, too Your Highness, I'm Matthew:.

There we go, our noble arms got flaccid,

let's do it properly, shall we?

And our noble legs got flaccid, too.

Time to go for a ride, what do you think ?

- Aren't you hungry?
- Don't you want some dried fruit?

Or an earthworm?

Where am I?? Who are you? Goblins?

Careful, we're not goblins!

We are Pucks and we're taking care of you.

What am I doing here? You'll pay for this.

- Want to go home!
- Don't be silly! You are our prisoner!

You think? Ridiculous.

You are a prisoner of the Black Forest Society.

And if you want to eat, you have to work.

Work? Forget it!

Oh well, no pain no gain. Come.

Full moon Is coming, There's a fairies' event
happening.

You see the lake? That's where the fairies
love to dance,

and the lake needs to be clean as mirror.

You'll rake all the leaves around, so the wind
doesn't blow them to the lake.

All of these? Never!

- I won't! I won't! I won't!
- You will! You will! You will!

And Leshy will make sure you don't run away.

Well but Leshy is a herbivore.

- True.
- He eats only grass and roots.

- He would never hurt her.
- But she doesn't know that, does she?

There's not a single person without
any good or any evil,

Neither there's a person who wouldn't deserve

a chance to become a better person.

Even though this change can be kind of painful.

There wasn't much good in Princess Margaret,

but the Mistress had decided to give her a lesson
with help of the forest creatures.

In her own way.

What?

You can live with us. It's warm in the huts.

I want to go home, you'll pay for this
when I get out of here!

We have our pets in the garden,

take them for a walk to the stream.

What? No way. No way am I taking your beasts
somewhere to the water. Forget it

- I’m leaving! I'm going home.
- Hey!

I told you to take the pets for a walk.

Alright, I'm going,

I'm going.

Is anyone here?

Is there anybody in there?

Is there anyone?

Wake up!

Have you seen them?

- Have you seen those two?
- Why? Did they do anything?

Do you recognize them?

- No.
- Don't ask then,

- yokel.
- Okay

If you're lying,

you'll hang on a gibbet upside down.

Are you tired?

Thank you for your help.

Oh, Its you.

What do you want? Leave me alone.

Leshy likes raspberries but he's not able
to pluck them.

Leshy, show her your claws.

He wants you to share them with him.

Noway. Get out of here!

Can you hear me? Leave!

I's not enough even for myself.

True, you are right.

Shut up, rabble!

Shut up, rabble!

The envoy of the Rose Kingdom is coming.

Where's your innkeeper? Bumpkins!

- What's up?
- This is how you welcome your guests?

Noble strange men, how can I help you?

We're looking for two criminals,

tall, light hair,

terrible looks, robbers.

- Has anybody seen them?
- May I?

- No.
- Haven't you seen them?

Oh, I see,

international investigation.

High importance!

Would you like to have something to eat
to refresh yourselves

- before you leave?
- Well, if you insist.

Great, my pleasure, sir. You girl, on the table!

Innkeeper is paying for us!

Pork, beef.

- Some fish, sir?
- Bring some fish.

And beer and wines

and some quiche, so it rhymes.

Very nice poem, Sir.

You're not able to dance on the table!

You're not able to dance on the table.

Open the door!

Can you hear me? Let me in!

Can you hear me!

Could I sleep over?

Please.

- Very well,
- Yes, well done.

I do understand you, my friend,
it must be very unpleasant

when someone escapes from your prison.

Even though it's that secured it's impossible.

But we can't help you.

Your Majesty, if you would deign...

Well, I would deign but there's no one else
who would deign with me.

You can't be serious.

Oh, I am serious.

Catch me, catch me.

You will never catch me.

Unfortunately, as you can see

everyone in my kingdom has gone crazy.

We've been cursed.

And on top of that our beloved daughter
Margaret is missing,

she's being looked for,

by the last sane people here. So no, we don't,
we don't, we don't

we don't have a single man who could go and help
you to find those criminals.

Give me a horse, I want a horse. Where's my horse?
Quick, cook a horse for me!

I think, I get it.

The only thing I know, that our guards saw them

- entering the Black Forest.
- The Black Forest?

- Yea.
- You should have said that earlier, Your Majesty.

So you don't have to be looking for them anymore,

No one has ever left the Black Forest alive.

- You think?
- Yea.

What? How... How dare you? I'm a princess. Nool!

- You're so clumsy, a clumsy butterfingers.
- Leave!

It's too easy to fly with wings.

- Who are you?
- You should know,

- Whose trees you cut
- What?

Oh yes,

you're the Mistress of the Forest

Yes.

Could you do the Pucks a favour and clean the mud
and reeks from the lake, please?

Yes. Yes.

They say the picture is not what it used to be.

Is it cold?

No. Not at all.

Be careful,

it's water creatures' home.

Don't startle them.

Look,

- look what she's found?
- Well, a helmet?

- How did this get here?
- Some thieves left it here.

They were fleeing through our forest

It was ages ago.

My mum used to tell me a story about
twelve thieves

who would mug wayfarers or steal
wealthy people's kids

and then requested ransom money.

I think there were twelve of them.

Once they even kidnapped a prince
from the Rose Kingdom.

They got the money but

- nobody has ever seen the boy again.
- know this sad story.

When I was a little girl they used to scare me
saying that

if I was naughty the thieves would come
and kidnap me.

And? They didn't.

And what happened to them?

Bad people can't get out of here alive.

Well, well,

what are you doing here?

You are...? You are...?

Wow, you are.

I am but what are you two doing?

She's better isn't she?

- Isn't it time to let her go?
- When the time comes I'll set her free

- with pleasure, but not yet.
- Don't you think it's time for us to leave?

Where should we go? Both of the kingdoms
are looking for us.

- I know they are.
- We should wait until everything

- calms down and then head out.
- Before you decide,

Matthew, could you please give
this dress to Margaret,

so she doesn't have to wear that nightgown
all the time?

And what about me? Me? Why me?

- Why not him?
- You humans,

always asking why, why, why.

- She didn't answer.
- But that ,why, why"...

I almost forgot. I owe you that

- pot full of gold.
- Keep it, we don't want it.

Matthew!

- Well, I'd take a few of those ...
- Too late.

- Smile a bit
- You?

- How dare you to talk to me?
- Walt!

- Don't be mad at me.
- What do you want?

I've brought you this dress.

Wow.

- Turn around!
- [ know this trick.

- Turn around!
- [ know this trick.

I turn around and you'll hit me in the head
with a stick.

I'm not surprised you think that.

But I'm not a thief and a robber like you.

I don't hit people in the head.

- I just want to change.
- Sorry.

Well, you're right I haven't always live
an honest life, but

couldn't we forget about it?

- You'd be surprised, but we have a lot in common.
- Sure.

You're a man, I'm a woman. You're poor, I'm rich.

- You're a thief, I'm a princess.
- Who did you say you are?

I said I'm a princess.

You steal, I don't. Real twins,

like two peas in a pod. The clothes of Prince Jerry
you're wearing don't make you a noble man.

- You, who dressed to look poor, are saying that.
- What are you talking about?

- Neither of us lived a good life.
- I'd been happy before you kidnapped me.

I talked to people from your Kingdom.

- Do you think they like you there?
- You're a liar!

That's not true, everyone likes me!

Yea, even though you're spying on people?

You bluster and think the whole world will spin
in the pace you want

You may get what you want, but people
will never like you.

Even though you're a princess.

Wow.

Thank you.

May I?

Is it true that no one likes me?

- Nobody?
- have to go. I'm sorry

but remember you get what you give.

You get what you give.

Ridiculous.

Can I help you with anything?

The whole kingdom is a mess.
Everything is going wrong.

My wife has gone crazy

Margaret has been missing for a month.

I'm not, dear envoy, I'm not in a good mood.

Your Majesty, I understand you more
than you think.

- I've lost all of my men.
- Oh, well.

Two burly halberdiers,

gone.

And still no thieves.

Damn it,

I can't go back to the Rose Kingdom without them.

I have to catch them.

Dead or alive

At least one of them alive, the second one
can be dead

or the second one alive and the first one dead.

- Do you get it?
- No,

no, No, No, No, NO, NO NO.

When Prince William was a toddler,

you know,

a baby;,

thieves ambushed the royal coach and
kidnapped him.

That's why our king hates thieves

and we punish even the smallest thefts harshly

- Oh yea, oh yea.
- Well, I don't have kids, fortunately.

But I'm sure it's terrible when someone kidnaps
your heir to the throne.

Well I don't have a throne, unfortunately,

fortunately

Of course, we know this sad story.

But it's not easy for any of us these days.

Let me show you something.

Well.

Its a bit sparse.

Well, it's not a nice view.

Your Majesty, don't sob

don't sob, Your Majesty.

Do you feel sad because your kingdom
is suffering that much?

I wasn't thinking about that.

I miss my parents.

Margaret, I think it's time for you to go home.

Really? Thank you!

- Thanks a lot.
- Oh,

come on.

- Good luck.
- Thank you.

Come here!

Don't cry

or I'll start to cry, too.

- Come on.
- I'm not crying.

Watt, wait!

So you don't forget.

Thank you. And don't be that sad, smile.

Good one.

Gentlemen, I'm telling you in privacy that their
kingdom is about to fail.

Total bankruptcy

And I wanted to marry that kidnapped dummy;

- fight Albert?
- Dummy sure, Your Highness.

Princess is back, Princess is at home!

Where's everyone, come here!

- Our princess has saved us.
- Long live the Princess!

- Hurray!
- The Princess is back.

- I can make shoes again.
- My pies are not burnt anymore, Princess.

- Long live the Princess!
- It's her,

Margaret, it's Margaret..

My Margaret.

- Margaret!
- Daddy!

Oh, shut up. So you've come back to me?

- And where is mum?
- Poor girl, your mum has gone crazy.

She's all over the place and it's hard to find her.

- Give her this, it'll help her.
- And what is it?

It's a gift from the Mistress of the Forest,
who drinks it will gain the skills back.

Well, we'll see, we'll see.

Nine nice night nurses

nursing nicely. Nine nice night nurses nursing
nicely.

Give this to the Queen when you find her.

It's them!

Those are the men who mugged us! Thieves!

- Bandits, Albert!
- Guards!

Damn, I'll tear them to pieces!

Dad, do something.

Dad, do something.

- They've saved my life.
- But Margaret there's nothing I can do here.

They might be international criminals.

I know, but there must be something we can do.

That's it! And silence!
- Please, don't.

How shall I know

- what I should do now? Huh?
- Execute.

- What?
- Yea, execute.

However

we need to investigate this situation properly

And because they're on our territory

we will follow the

You know what, the common sense.

Put them in dungeon, for now,

- go!
- Scoot, you ...

Thank you, daddy

- Wait, wait, don't push them.
- Push them harder!

- In-our kingdom they would be sentenced to death.
- The same in ours.

- Don't push.
- Did you hear it? It's imp, it's...it's impossible,

she, she can't be our daughter

- Ours?
- No, ours! She didn't scream,

she said thanks

and she wants to help people.

Long live the Princess! Long live the Princess!

- Blueberry.
- Not a blueberry

blueberry is the fourth from the left.

This is?

Pear!

Oh my god, oh my god, I've eaten all of their
marmalade,

- They could send me to jail.
- Jacob, you are in jail already.

Yea?

- Leave us alone.
- I can't do that.

Please. Only for a minute.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Aren't you cold here?

So what, So what, So what, so what, So what,
how are we doing?

I have some good news and some bad news.

The good news is that you won't be executed.

No execution!

And the bad news?

They will

cut your am off.

Cut my arm off? What do you mean cut?

How will they do it, mine sticks together firmly.

My little arm.

Bring the prisoners!

Some celebration, I guess.

Matthew, Matthew, look, look.

Hello. Helloo.

- Are you alright?
- Yea,

I'm just trying how it will be without an arm.

It's okay now, but what when I grow old.

- Jacob, Jacob, come here,
- Matthew

It's going to be fine, don't sob, shh,
it's going to be fine.

Mate, you look almost like an octopus,
have they cut your tentacles off, too?

Good people, good people, you can't be serious,

you can't do that to us.

Come on, people, don't tare, do something.

- Matthew please help me.
- Somebody do something.

Margaret, do something please.

Margaret, do something

Look at the birthmark.

Can you see that boy?

That boy has the birthmark.

The birthmark!

Hold on! Wait a minute! Stop it!

Get out of my way! Stop the cutting!

Wait!

You, where are you from?

I'm from nowhere, well, I'm not sure,
they've found me in the forest.

- Have you got parents?
- No.

- I've got only him.
- We grew up together in the forest

Get up! No, stay as you are. Down!

Stay as you are!

The birthmark is real.

What's he doing? What's he doing?

I'm terribly sorry

William.

This is the lost Prince William,

Heir to the throne of the Rose Kingdom,

son of our king.

I have to ask you to cancel the sentence.

Silence, silence. Well alright then, let him go
if you want, but

we can continue with the other one, can't we?

Right, so, do it, cut.

Not

No way, no way. Either both of us or none of us!

- Dad, dad
- Daddy

what is it, why the bells?

Our Princess Margaret is marrying
Prince William.

- Who is it?
- It's Matthew.

- Ah.
- I want to be a bride, too,

Quick, run away!

Princess Margaret and Prince William!

Hurray!

It been said many times, that love
can overcome anything,

and its more powerful than any kind of magic.

What are you doing here, come with us.

And how beautiful the world would be

if everyone was that lucky to have love.

But what about Jacob?

I'm sorry mate, but I have to go.

I know. Go.

Say hi from us

Its a nice wedding, guys.

- Get out of here, you beast!
- It's our food!

- Go, go, go!
- Leave!

- I'm giving it back,
- I know,

- you get what you give.
- That's what I'm saying.

Oh well.

We've done!

Good job.

Good job.

But wasn't it you who said

not to meddle in human world?

I admit, even I can have a weak moment.

Once in thousand years

Look, look, I've brought you something.

No, no, no, not like that. Look.

Here, try it.

Smells nice!

This one's my favourite.

I know this. Margaret told me about it

No, no, no, this is a marmela...

Well, why not,

- What?
- Can you

finally dance with me?

May I have this dance?

Oh, sorry.