Crazy Enough (2012) Movie Script

Ow.

Make a wish.

Smells like lavender.

Ugh.

Hello, it's...

It's Fred.

What's going on, mulberry?

Oh, hi.

Mr. Philbrook.

Hi. Oh, you called

at a perfect time.

Stop talking, Fred.

Just...

I don't have time to chat.

Are you going to the Fitzpatrick

today or not?

Today?

Oh, I...

Yes, today.

I need you to head out

to the Fitzpatrick

to sign

some very important papers.

Is there...

Is my...

You remember

my lovely wife Lorna.

She's got a big day today,

and it's, uh...

She's starting her own business,

and it's her first day.

She's got a big order.

Fred, you're going

to the Fitzpatrick.

There are no other options.

The papers will be

at the front desk.

Ahh! No! No.

Morning!

Good morning.

Hey, buddy, how are you?

Good.

Hi. Hi, honey.

Hi.

What's up with the suit?

Um... uh...

I thought that it

is a beautiful morning,

and I thought,

"why not put it on?"

We're packing 20 cases

of starvalicious bars.

Jeans are fine.

Rose, Freddie, finish up.

Get your homework.

We're leaving in five minutes.

I'm not done eating,

and I'm starving.

I'm done... these eggs

smell like chicken butt.

Hey, that's mom's food.

Kind of like you.

Not today.

Don't start.

This is gonna be a big day

for your mom.

Big day.

Honey, I have to go somewhere

very quickly,

like, for five minutes,

and I'll be right back.

Are you kidding me?

No.

You said you would help.

Now...

Now, please help.

I know. I know.

Philbrook called, like,

literally a minute ago,

and, uh, he wants me

to just go by somewhere

and sign something very quickly.

Well, you know what?

Just have Lisa run them by.

I know, right?

That would be great.

I can't.

It's the mental institution.

The Fitzpatrick.

What?

Yeah, so...

The crazy house,

halfway across the state?

Halfway, okay.

Two hours, yeah.

No, no.

I'm coming right back.

Two hours.

Not okay.

Honey, you know

that philbrook is...

He's, like, five...

He's, like, inches away

from becoming governor.

You know that,

and when that happens,

this family's turning around.

Like, we're going uptown.

Could you buy me an ant farm?

I'm... shh. Quiet.

We're not buying you anything.

You know me.

Listen.

Take the kids with you,

drop them off at school,

then come back and help.

Okay, that's a great idea.

Is there any way I could do that

without the kid part?

Okay, let's go.

I call shotgun!

You don't get shotgun.

You're younger.

Not if I get there first.

Uh-uh, you're not

gonna get there first, though!

I don't know what you're

saying when your mouth is full.

I love you so much.

This is Greene.

Oh, hello, Mr. Philbrook.

How's the campaign trail going?

Cut the crap, Greene.

Now, listen, Dr. Mulberry's

on his way over as we speak.

Just have the papers marked,

waiting at the front desk.

Uh, should I meet him

and explain?

The less he knows, the better.

Why do you have a bag

hanging in your car?

Can I just take it down?

Mm, sweetie, no.

I'd rather you not, okay?

And it's there for...

Preparational reasons.

If you're at a place

in your life...

Where you just want to...

Oh, my gosh.

What's going on?

Oh, that's...

You know, vol... let's...

We can react without the volume.

What is...

Leave it alone.

It's my science project.

It's disgusting!

What is it?

So's your face.

Okay, hey. Hey!

No, we're not going there.

All right?

Don't make me be officer.

Officer of what?

Of... the sit... that...

The situation

that just happened.

I don't know

what you're talking about.

Stupid.

Hey, Colin, Rose is here.

Shut up!

Oh, my god, I hate you.

You ruin my life.

Hey, Dr. Mulberry.

What?

I'm starting

to play football now.

I don't think

that's physically possible.

Oh, my god, dad.

You are so rude.

You don't have to date

the first person

that talks to you.

You deserve...

You deserve better.

Oh, and you deserve

to sleep in the guest house.

Oh, wait, you already do.

My daughter... my daughter

just said that to me!

My daughter...

Said that to me.

My daughter

just said that to me.

That was so rude.

My daughter.

Enter.

Well, it's Friday,

so I need to start processing

Dolores's release.

She's not being released.

Sir, I know how you feel

about this.

But Dolores turns 18 today,

and her father can't

store her here any longer.

No release.

There's a doctor on his way

right now

to sign some papers

to keep her here.

With all due respect...

I appreciate the respect,

but the feeling's

not mutual right now.

Dolores is a danger to herself

and everybody else

in this institution.

She's staying put.

But, sir,

we can't keep her here.

"We" aren't keeping her here.

I'm keeping her here.

Drop this folder

on your way out, please.

Nurse Nancy.

It's... it's Teddy.

I can't find him anywhere.

I've looked in the rec room,

in... in the cafeteria,

in the gym.

Well, here comes Dolores.

I'm sure she knows.

Hey.

Well, would you look at that?

Yeah.

That is so pretty, Dolores.

Teddy made it for me

as a going-away present.

But, um, are those

my release papers?

No, but Mr. Greene

is handling that.

Have you seen Teddy

this morning?

Um... sure haven't.

But with family day

and me leaving,

he's probably a little frazzled.

Should I go ask Mr. Greene

for my papers?

That won't be necessary.

I'm sure he'll come to you

when they're ready.

Okay, well, um,

I'm gonna Miss you, big John.

Hey.

And...

I'm gonna Miss you too, Nancy.

You're tough, but you've

always been honest to me.

Thanks, Dolores.

It means a lot.

Well, uh, see ya.

Wouldn't wanna be ya.

Hello.

I need you to stop off

and get some groceries,

so write this down

because I know you'll forget.

Okay, yeah, well,

I'll just write it down.

I need...

All right.

10 pounds of organic,

fat-free vegetable spread...

Okay...

And 30 pounds of raw oats.

Of course!

Oh!

Oh, yeah.

I need 20 pounds

of organic almonds.

Okay.

♪ Here again someday

♪ the more I Miss you,

the more I ♪

Ow!

Oh, come on!

Oh, my god.

Well, thanks for all your help,

Richard.

I found Teddy.

Perhaps next time,

you can let me know

when you let a patient

walk up out of here

and drive off on a tractor.

To the Philbrooks,

family means everything.

I go to the same church,

root for the same football team,

and kiss the same woman

each night before prayers.

Thank you.

Let's go, Teddy.

My name is Phineas philbrook.

Let's go.

And I want to be

the next governor of Oklahoma.

Good, and I'm assuming he paid?

Good. Oh, hang on

just a second.

Can I help you?

Oh, god.

I'm Dr. Mulberry.

I'm here to sign some papers.

Oh, um, yeah.

Agh!

Yeah, sorry about that.

Yeah, I'm here.

Everything's fine.

Okay, so tell me about it.

Yeah, just a second.

Yes, I want to hear

all about it.

Of course.

So you're gonna go out

with him again? Thanks.

Oh.

Thank you.

Sorry. Excuse me.

Do you think I could dry off

with a towel or...

Anything laying around

or something?

Um, that's not gonna work,

is it?

Probably not, I was just

gonna say probably not.

Um...

Sorry, do you have, like,

a bathroom or...

I don't know.

I'm just a temp.

Shower or something?

Um, you know, actually,

right down there,

there's a women's locker room.

So maybe there's a men's too?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Hang on a second.

I have to buzz you in, so...

You're so kind.

Yeah, this place

is kind of bizarre.

Look, I know family days

are hard for you,

but you got a family, Teddy.

Everybody here is a part

of your family.

I have to go to the bathroom.

I know.

We'll do it in a minute.

I really have to go.

Ohh, I have to go now.

I know.

Come on, we're coming.

Stop that.

Have you seen Dolores?

'Cause I need to tell her

the news.

No.

I did.

Excuse me?

Nathan and I went

on the online machine

'cause she's so happy

to get out,

and we went

to go find her father.

Look, her father

is none of your business.

And what are you doing

on the online machine?

Mr. Greene,

all the patients...

Look, I'm not even

talking to you.

Why are you looking

for her father?

I gotta go.

I gotta go now.

Okay, you can go in a minute.

Let me tell you something,

you nut case.

You stay away from Dolores.

You got me?

Mr. Greene.

I have to go

to the bathroom so bad.

There's a locker room

right over there.

Mm.

You got two minutes.

I have to go.

You got two minutes.

Ouch.

Okay, Teddy,

you got your two minutes.

Your time is up!

All right, Teddy, I'm comin' in!

Teddy?

Get out!

I want you out this instant!

Do you mind?

Now! Out!

What the...

Who do you think you are?

Now!

Wait, you can't just

walk in here.

Where is my phone?

Where are my clothes?

I want you dressed immediately!

These are not my clothes,

and your tone

is completely unacceptable.

I demand to speak

to your superior at once.

I am the superior.

Now get dressed!

Oh, I am sorry,

but your audacity

needs to be leashed!

I am already past

the level of outrage!

Orderlies, locker room, now!

Do not talk to me

like I'm some petite,

adolescent sheep dog!

I am a doctor!

I demand to see

my personal items at once.

What do you need?

Well, Teddy's decided

to pull one over on us.

Probably the stress.

Take him back to his room.

John, you stay outside his door

until we get him settled down.

Let's go, Teddy.

No, I... no.

No, no, no!

No! No!

Let go of me,

you incompetent beasts!

No, no!

Calm down, Teddy.

No! It's preposterous!

Calm down.

I am beside myself!

It's for your own good.

This is an outrage.

No!

Teddy...

You are a fiend!

You are a roach!

Teddy, calm down!

Stupid oaf.

This is outrageous!

No! No!

You aren't even listening

or paying attention, you...

So, wait, if you met him

at your brother's wedding,

how do you know he's not, like,

a cousin or something?

You've got to be kidding me.

So wait, is this...

Is this the pilot,

or is this the playwright?

The bartender?

Hmm.

Dad there

and your grandma and stuff?

I don't know.

Maybe, like, four.

Yeah.

We're supposed to see each other

again on Tuesday,

but I'm not sure.

He doesn't make very good money.

Deadbeat.

Oh, my god.

Uh, hang on.

Excuse me.

Yes?

Find everything okay?

Ye-yes.

Thank you.

I don't know.

Beautiful day.

Hmm.

People here are weird.

Yeah, probably not, though.

What are you doing?

Yeah, I can meet you there,

then.

No! Oww, my...

Ow!

My arm hair!

My... are you even listening?

Do you even know the level

of embarrassment

you're digging for yourself

right now?

Shut it!

That's it.

Now, you listen to me.

I know that you're a doctor.

But 20 minutes ago,

you were the groundskeeper.

And last week,

you were a salesman.

Now, we have supported

all of your career adventures,

but enough is enough.

You will not treat us

with disrespect!

So I suggest you mind

your manners, Teddy,

or else this will be

your last adventure.

Take him to his room.

God!

How could you lie to me?

Dolores, calm down.

No! You're a liar!

You lied to me the whole time!

Go back to your room.

I am not!

What is this, a zoo?

I'm sick of this place!

You're a liar!

No, no!

Calm down.

You stupid animal trainer!

Oh!

Ah, what the hell is this...

I'm sorry, there's no listing

for "what's the gel?"

Would you like to try

another destination?

Home!

Thank you.

Proceed to turn left

and head south on highway 131.

Go, go, go, go!

Aah! Aah!

No!

No. No, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no!

No, open the door.

Open the door this...

What is this?

What's that?

You're not listening!

Listen to my mouth!

Can you hear?

Can't you hear anything?

Open this door!

Ow!

Ow! God.

Agh! Oh!

Agh!

Hello, Teddy!

Welcome back.

Oh.

Books.

Uh, my name's not Ted.

It's Fred.

Uh...

This is a nightmare.

I knew a Fred once.

Fred Henry, world war ii.

Bad times.

Right.

Poor boy, he fell in love

with a nurse,

but it could never work out.

Oh, psh.

You mean this Fred?

Is this the Fred

you're talking about?

Oh, don't be a silly goose.

That's a character in a book.

Are you feeling all right,

Teddy?

You seem a little out of sorts.

I'm not sure what's going on.

But I'm not supposed to be here.

You, um...

You might wanna

put on some clothes

'cause there's still

quite a draft in here.

Did I ever tell you

about the time

I entertained a small wager

on my abilities to go

around the world in 80 days?

Well, let's just say

it was quite an adventure.

Together with my...

My trusted valet Passepartout,

oh, my gosh, we did...

We did so many things

neither one of us

would ever have done

if we had not accepted

this challenge.

And, uh, we rode

on a hot air balloon...

You're not gonna

listen to me, are you?

Which was amazing...

You're just gonna

keep talking, right?

'Cause neither one of us had

ever done anything like that

and, uh, and had no training.

No... no real,

formal training.

And he was allergic

to wicker in the basket, so,

you know, that you ride in.

They're all made out of wicker,

and... and I don't

like heights.

I don't have many phobias,

but I just don't like heights.

Um, but, um...

Oh, and we rode on an elephant,

which was just so incredible.

I don't know

if you've ever done that.

They're very big and lumbering.

They lumber along,

and you look kind of...

And they feel like a crumb cake.

If you've ever touched

an elephant...

If you've ever gotten really,

you know,

close and personal

with an elephant,

it, um, it can be

quite an experience.

And, uh, in...

And your thighs start

to strengthen after a while.

Um, that's all I needed.

That's all I needed

to be satisfied.

I needed to ride an elephant

and, um, and...

And have stronger thighs.

Ah! Ah!

Yes?

Hey, have you left yet?

Yes!

Need you to stop off

at the crest foods on elm.

They have

the best organic selection.

You still have the list, right?

Yes!

Okay, well, great.

Thank you.

Please hurry home.

Yes!

Oh.

I hope they have chocolate cake.

I love chocolate.

There was that time

at the chocolate factory.

Did I tell you about that one?

Yes, you told me

about the chocolate.

Oh, well, okay.

I'm very sorry, then.

You don't have to be sorry.

No, but it was interesting.

It was so fascinating 'cause...

It's all fascinating, isn't it?

Books are really fascinating.

It's so fascinating.

Listen.

It's been a great time.

Really interesting.

Happy reading.

Teddy!

Lunch is this way.

Oh, no.

What are you doing?

George, go ahead

and go to lunch.

You know the way.

Put him down!

You need to settle down and act

like every other patient.

I am not one of your patients!

My name is

Dr. Frederick mulberry!

I am

a professional psychiatrist.

If you want to sort this out,

call my secretary.

Call my wife!

Okay, Teddy.

What's the number?

405...

Mm-hmm.

405-5... uh...

Exactly.

Now, just go to lunch!

I don't know the number!

I don't remember it!

Teddy, I've had enough!

Not everybody remembers

their own number!

Enough!

Hey, Mr. Mulberry.

Need some help?

It's me, Colin.

Rose's friend?

I saw you when you dropped her

off at school today.

Colin! Right.

Colin. Ah.

Okay. Colin.

Colin.

Well, the effort

doesn't make me go.

I'm gonna go anyway, so...

Yeah, I know.

Come on.

Where are we going anyway?

Right over here.

Going to lunch.

I like this tile.

What is it, Terra Cotta?

No, uh-uh.

You even know what that is?

Yeah.

I doubt it.

I don't know how much

of a pull you have here,

but, um...

When you guard...

But, um, I was, uh...

Thank you.

I just... if you can get me

out of here,

I would...

Really appreciate it.

And it's...

It's like, um,

it's amazing Karma

when you do good things

for other people.

Teddy, you already

know the rules.

What nurse Nancy says goes.

Order something.

Oh, my god.

Every... is it yellow day?

I'll have the...

The corn.

Well, is that corn?

What is that?

Corn... cream of corn

or corn... corn...

The... the acorn doesn't fall

too far from the tree.

Okay, I'll have

some of the corn.

That corn there.

And some of it.

Not a lot.

And then, um, I'm just here

for... temporarily.

And, uh, all right,

I'll have, like, a bean.

But no more than that.

I don't want that.

And I would like...

You know what?

I'm just gonna have

some of the corn.

Definitely no cheese,

and I'll have...

That's exactly

what I didn't want.

Hey, Jason.

Load it up.

Oh, hey, hey.

Hi. Can... can you

get me out of here?

What is this, Fawlty towers?

What...

Can I...

Hello? Mr. Magoo?

What is happening here?

Yeah, buddy.

Uh, all's well that ends well.

All right, Jason.

Uh, sir...

I wanted to ask you...

Do you think that maybe

I could take Rose

to the spring dance?

Well, have you asked her?

Not yet.

I was going to send her

a text later tonight.

Text? Why don't you

ask her in person?

Well, I only see her at school.

She's always

with her other friends.

Well, come over, uh,

come over for dinner tonight.

Really?

It's family dinner.

Come over.

We always have family dinner.

Great. I get off at 6:00.

I can head right over.

That's fantastic.

Teddy...

Hi.

I have really horrible news.

You have horrible news?

Yes.

Soon as I get out of here,

my wife's gonna kill me.

Wait, what?

All I was supposed to do

was duck in,

sign some papers,

and duck out... that was it.

Okay, uh, Teddy,

I really need you to listen.

They're not gonna let me

out of here.

Welcome to my world.

Okay, Teddy, I'm serious.

There's a doctor

that I don't even know

who came in and signed a form

to keep me in here.

Teddy...

Yeah?

Can I talk to you

for a minute, please?

Right now?

Okay. Yeah, sure.

Sorry.

Just a minute.

I'm sorry.

Let's go.

I'm comin', I'm comin'.

He is the man.

All right, so don't worry,

I'm not gonna... agh!

Listen, I thought I told you

to stay away from Dolores.

What are you...

What are you talking about?

Listen, if I ever catch you

talking to her again,

I will lock you up

in solitary confinement

the rest

of your natural-born life.

You got me?

Guh!

Enjoy your lunch, buddy.

Uhh.

Bueno.

Cuando Te vas a la Cantina,

Me dices Que vas a la Iglesia.

Oh, oh.

No es la Verdad.

O cuando dices

Que estas con tus amigos...

Bueno?

Can I try?

O cuando dices

Que estas con tus amig...

No es la Verdad.

Why doesn't this one work?

Can I try this one?

Bueno, otra mentira.

Ni nada me sorprende de ti.

Can I just try this one?

No!

Ni nada me sorprende de ti.

Yo sabia Que eso iba a pasar.

I just wanted to try one.

Cash or credit?

Um...

Bueno.

Ay, Como eres estupido!

Me?

Hello?

What is taking you so long?

Hi.

Oh, I didn't even know

I was taking long.

Am I taking...

Is this long?

On your way home,

I need you to stop

and get Freddie from school.

Apparently,

he's in trouble again.

I don't have time

to deal with this today.

What about this?

Okay.

What if I go outside

of the supermarket,

I get in the car,

and I put my seatbelt on,

and I got that thing

that's not really a key,

but it looks like a key,

and then it starts,

and then we'll go,

and I will go get him

at... where am I going?

At St. Mary's,

where you went this morning?

Okay, bye.

Is that a hospital? Hello?

Oh, now you ready?

I'm ready.

I was ready when I got here.

Where am I going? I don't...

Your money.

Tengo una linea.

Oh, my money, yeah, yeah.

Okay, it's not...

That time was my fault.

The other stuff was your fault

'cause I don't know

what you're saying.

'Cause I...

Do you speak Spanish?

Bueno. Ciao.

Okay.

Ciao.

2 is 30... 34, 35.

37 beans.

37 beans,

I-i-i can't divide by two.

Can't to 37 by 2.

Th-Th-that's...

That's a fraction.

That's a fraction of a bean.

That's .5, .5 beans.

I...

36.

7. Th-Th... 37.

I have 37.

Means I need two piles

of 37 beans.

You should try getting a point

across to the mad hatter.

He can go on for days and days

and say nothing!

Dang it, Bert.

You are so lucky

my Moorish friend is not here,

or... aah!

Oh, thank you.

Well, that... that's better.

Have either of you guys

tried to escape?

Are you trying to be funny

or something?

We've helped you here

a ton of times.

14. 14 times.

We've escaped 14.

14 times.

Would you try it again?

Uh, we're gonna need

more spoons.

50.

Ah. One. One.

Here.

49.

49 spoons.

We escaped...

Oh, 48, 48.

Ned... Ned...

Ned has one.

One and one.

We need 48.

48 spoons.

We're out of here.

Minus two.

Ugh.

I just happened

to overhear your dilemma.

Do you work here?

Obviously.

So you believe me, then?

Yes.

I do.

Unfortunately,

we can't talk here.

There's too many eyes.

I'll make contact with you later

in the rec room.

Okay.

Remember,

they're always watching.

Always.

You have reached

your destination.

Thank you very much!

Dad, it wasn't my fault.

Carter dumped them out on Bella.

I tried to get them back

from there,

but it went south from there.

Freddie?

Aren't you gonna yell at me?

But it wasn't your fault!

Are you setting me up?

You want some ice cream?

I prefer orange leaf.

Did you get hit in the head?

I gotta get my frogs!

Hello, Teddy!

I'm not going anywhere.

Don't you lie to me.

I will light you up

with 50,000 volts.

Do you know what 50,000 volts

does to somebody?

It'll make you start smokin',

and I'll have you smokin'

all night long.

Now, where were you?

I haven't, uh...

I'm... I'm...

I haven't been anywhere, or...

Look...

Walking around...

I told you

to leave Dolores alone.

I don't even know

where Dolores is!

Come on! Come on.

I don't know where Dolores...

Honey, I'm home!

Where have you been?

Ugh!

Uhh!

Is this yogurt?

He gets in trouble at school,

and you take him for yogurt?

Ohh.

What?

He didn't get in trouble.

There was... the principal

said he wasn't in trouble.

Why are you being so Weir...

What...

What is all this?

Fred, what is this?

It's what I got on the list.

It was on the list.

No... no, it's not.

No, on...

Ohh.

I shouldn't have trusted you.

I should have known better.

I-I don't know.

Oh, please.

Seriously.

Let's not be silly.

Listen.

You...

Just stay right here,

and I will be right back.

I'm taking this with me.

I got the...

Ugh.

Wow, you really blew that one.

Teddy.

Teddy, wake up.

Ohh.

Teddy, come on.

Wake up.

Teddy.

Teddy, wake up.

I need to talk to you.

Teddy, look.

I know that things

have been difficult for you.

And I know that Greene

has been tough on you too.

I know you don't deserve

to be in this room,

but I can't be with you

every second of the day.

I need you to settle down.

Come on, now, you settle down,

or else he's gonna

make me medicate you.

Oh, my god.

And I don't wanna do that.

I'm a doctor.

I know you're a doctor.

Come on, settle down,

and I'll take your jacket off,

and you can go ahead and eat.

Teddy.

♪ Peanut butter

and jelly ♪

It's ready!

Aah!

♪ Meatballs and spaghetti

here are the eggs!

♪ The bees and honey

♪ go together like you and me

you told me that we... aah!

No.

That's a waste.

There are people starving

in China.

Aah!

Mom is gonna kill you guys.

What are you doing?

Have some fun.

We're cooking a meal!

We're making dinner.

Uh, yeah, why?

'Cause we don't have

sit-down dinners and nice...

We don't?

No, we don't, actually.

Well, Colin's coming over.

What? Who?

Colin!

Why are you...

'Cause he's your boyfriend!

No, he's not!

Why would you invite Colin over?

I'm home!

Come help me.

Ooh. Come help me

with the groceries, please.

What... are you doing?

We were just cooking dinner.

Minus cookies.

That's... that's correct.

We were doing that.

You ruined my order.

No! No, mom!

Mom, my life is ruined.

My life.

They invited Colin over.

Colin, mom, Colin.

Are you...

Are you listening to me?

He invited Colin.

I'm sorry.

Ohh!

Okay. Ooh!

I'm dead.

You...

Clean up this mess.

And get some food

we can actually eat.

And you,

Mr. Co-conspirator,

you come with me, you help me

get these groceries.

No laughing!

Told ya so.

Enough!

Just stop it.

I can't afford to have

my ears bleeding anymore.

I need them to hear, all right?

I need to think.

You're wearing that?

I just... I think it'll be

a little hard to practice

with... with that, uh...

With...

I guess you just might

have to play without me.

Sorry.

Oh, uh, well...

Well, all right,

but it's just...

It won't be the same.

And...

You know, it's like

we're, uh, breaking up

before we even have a hit,

uh, you know?

So maybe... maybe you could,

uh, reconsider.

Maybe you could...

Y... no, you just...

You just don't stop.

You don't stop, you just...

Stop?

You can stop.

You can stop talking.

Right now, I'm feeling a

little bit like Paul McCartney,

and you're like John Lennon,

and we're on the roof,

and the police are on their way.

That's a let it be reference!

Oh, that's so smart!

Uh, okay, well, you know...

Do I look like I want

to hear this right now?

Oh, god, just go, go, go.

Go, go, go.

I'm gonna go, and then,

you know,

just when you feel up to it...

Yeah.

We'll get the band going,

though.

I'm sure it will work out.

I feel good about that.

Come on, Bert, let's go.

Oh, look, an Asian!

Hey, it's Yoko.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god.

Where did you come from?

Where did that...

Let's stay on point.

I've been over your situation.

I think I can help you

get out of here.

Wait a minute, what...

What are you...

Are you talking about tonight?

Tonight will do just fine, yes.

But they're watching you.

They are always watching you.

Are they watching...

Are they watching me,

or are they watching everybody?

It could be any of them.

There's no telling

who they're paying off.

You mean they're paying their

patients to spy on each other?

Of course they are.

Tonight, then.

The south corridor.

Just after lights out.

Tell no one.

I won't.

I'm not gonna tell anybody.

No one.

So...

God, that guy

looks like he should be

in the kings of Leon.

Uhh.

Aww, Hannibal,

they put you in a diaper.

Yeah.

Because, uh...

Well, you know,

I poop through my pores.

That's why they call me

the Pore Pooper.

I'm sorry.

It's all right.

I'm sorry

they locked you up in here.

Well, maybe they're right.

Maybe I do belong in here.

Why would you think that?

Because... my mom

couldn't handle life,

so guess I can't either.

Your mom is your mom.

You... are you.

Does that make sense?

Yeah.

You're probably right.

Well, do you want

to help me hang these posters?

Um...

Yeah, because this

is good timing.

I think it is.

I can stick my tape

between your arms.

That's a good idea,

but you might be...

You know, just watch out

'cause I might drop it

'cause I have...

I have poop slippage.

Okay.

This is so good.

Should we say grace or...

Amen?

Prayer?

Pray?

Should we pray?

I think we should pray.

Ahem.

Dear god.

I want to thank you

and Jesus...

And Mary and...

Zeus and... Krishna

and other...

Everyone.

It's not just you guys.

There's a lot of people

watching this.

There's the Kabalas

and Buddha.

Um... the explorers,

like Dora and Gollum

and...

Ike and Tina Turner.

Pecos bill.

Um, coldplay.

That song, yellow,

god...

Ohh.

Makes me sick.

And thank you for allowing us

to help conceive this one,

the little one over there

across the table

and the other one, the...

The daughter,

and... the Chinese

that brought this food here

and slaved away

and built an empire,

just to make this plate,

eventually,

for us to enjoy

or savor in our mouths,

our palates.

Okay, well, I think that's it.

God bless us all.

Merry Christmas.

And... I love you.

Amen.

I have to go make

another batch of granola.

You guys just

go ahead and start.

You want me to go with you?

No, no.

You stay here. Eat.

I love you so much.

Teddy...

We're your family here.

We don't do this stuff

to hurt you.

Turn around.

It's to protect you.

You know that, right?

I'm gonna leave this door

unlocked,

just in case you get upset.

Don't do nothin' stupid.

All right, good night.

Are you going out?

Well, yeah, um...

Apparently Tom, uh, Sawyer

is, uh, having

some problems upstream

on the river,

and, uh, well, Huck

is out of town with Becky.

It's a real mess, so I gotta go.

Oh, that's terrible.

Do you... do you think

I ought to help?

Uh, no, 'cause, uh...

Jim's coming by.

Really? Oh!

Jim is such a hoot.

I-I-i, oh,

I so enjoy seeing him.

He's really, really very funny,

I remember.

But here...

See, here's the thing.

You gotta be quiet.

Otherwise, Jim's not coming by.

You know Jim.

Oh, you're darn tootin'

I know Jim.

Heh.

Psst!

Oh, my god!

What are you doing?

Where did you come from?

You come here to chit-chat

or you wanna get out of here?

I need some answers.

What kind of answers?

I need to know

where the filing room is.

The file room?

That would involve

getting past the dogs.

Armed guards.

Laser beams.

I thought this was

a minimum-security facility.

That's what they want you

to think.

Fortunately for you, I have maps

of the entire facility.

Great.

These aren't gonna work.

Why not? They're maps.

I know they're maps.

They look like they were

drawn up by rain man and Charlie

and they all got together

and did this mess.

That's what they

want you to think.

Who wants me to think that?

I think this is...

Looks like a...

How to win angry birds.

Really?

Or what is this,

being John Malkovich?

That's what that looks like.

Well, then, maybe I'll just

save them for someone else.

There's lots of people

who'd like to get

their hands on these gems.

Please do!

That's your life.

It's none of my business.

Where do I go?

Point!

Where? Commit.

Oh, my god.

That way?

This way.

Good night, Joyce.

Please leave people's

staplers alone.

Thank you.

♪ Kitty cat town,

kitty cat ♪

♪ Kitty cat town,

kitty cats like to say meow ♪

♪ Kitty cat,

kitty cat town ♪

♪ Where kitty cats go

when they wanna play around ♪

♪ Kitties at the circus

with the kitty cat clowns ♪

♪ And when the kitties laugh

they go, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Kitty cat, kitty cat town,

kitty cat ♪

♪ Kitty cat,

kitty cat town ♪

♪ Kitty cat,

kitty cat town ♪

♪ Kitty cats

like to say meow ♪

♪ Kitty cat

Unh!

Ouch.

♪ There's no dogs allowed

♪ And kitty fell down

♪ kitty bumped his head

♪ Kitty cat,

kitty cat town ♪

♪ Kitty cat,

kitty cat town ♪

♪ kitty cat, kitty cat town

♪ kitty cats

like to say meow ♪

Oh, think of the number.

Hey, Lorna.

How's the granola business

going?

Oh, it's great.

Yeah.

How are you all?

Pretty good.

I got it!

I'll get it.

I'm gonna...

I'll be right back.

I'm gon... I'm gonna

get the phone.

Answer it.

So I got it.

I got it!

Honey, it's me.

It's Fred.

I'm... I'm trapped

in the Fitzpatrick

mental health facility.

Lorna, honey, I need you

to call a woman

by the name of nurse Nancy

and tell her who I am.

They set me up

to keep a girl here.

Her name is Dolores,

and I think there's a connection

with Mr. Philbrook.

I gotta go.

What are you doing?

Message deleted.

Um, playing.

Having a good time.

Hi, we're not home.

Okay.

Uh, will you clean that up

so we can start packing?

That order has to go out

tomorrow afternoon.

Doesn't it?

Yes.

Ohh! Hey!

What am I doing here?

Hey, I'm sleepwalking.

Mm-hmm.

Nice try.

But you know

what strike three means.

No. Wait...

Getting out?

You wish.

Come on, Teddy.

I have to hand it to you.

You are probably

the fastest packer

I have ever seen.

I really appreciate your help.

I really, really appreciate it.

Mm.

You smell different.

Did you change your aftershave

or something?

When did you...

When did you switch sides?

No, your hair...

I guess I didn't notice that.

Um... okay.

Good night.

You can say good night

to the kids,

but, um...

I still need you to sleep

in the guest house.

Go away.

♪ Fighting the summer

on a train wreck ♪

Hey, Rose.

♪ Amends

it's me.

♪ Looking forward to find

some gorilla give ♪

Your dad.

♪ Singing songs about

fortunes and forgottens ♪

♪ That made me and you

♪ have stolen my heart

I'm sorry about Colin.

♪ The sad thing is

you can take it ♪

I didn't know.

Okay.

Okay, good night.

♪ San Francisco dreams

bye, dad!

Okay.

♪ 'Cause it cuts

at the seams ♪

Oh, hey!

Hi, dad.

Hi.

How much fun was that?

Oh, the food fight?

Yeah, the food fight.

That was awesome.

So good.

Seriously.

Oh, look at this.

It's so cool.

Aah!

Ew, what is that?

It's Pluto.

Kind of looks like

a giant booger, doesn't it?

Yeah. Ah-choo!

Ohh!

Ohh, sorry.

Dad, that's...

What's going on here?

Oh, this is my magnet.

Super-powered magnet.

Looks like a bomb.

It's not a bomb.

You're a scientist,

you should know

that this is not a bomb.

Yeah, but...

Look at you.

So what do you want to be

when you grow up?

Well...

I mean, you could be anything.

Yeah, I kind of want

to be like you.

You want to be like me?

Yeah.

You... want to be

like me?

Yeah.

A psychiatrist.

But I don't think I can take

talking to crazy people

every day.

I might catch the looney bug

and go all crazy.

But maybe after school,

I could start

coming up to your office.

Sure.

That'd be fun.

Okay.

Maybe I'll get some food

and we could...

Do that again.

Yeah.

That was fun.

Yeah.

All right, you better

get some sleep.

Okay.

Don't...

That scares me.

Okay, bye!

It's not a bomb.

I know it's not a bomb!

You're crazy!

If you mess with the bull,

you're gonna get the horns.

Don't worry.

I'm here for you, Teddy.

And Atticus Finch

always keeps his word.

Hey, dad.

Oh! Ohh.

You can't do that, okay?

'Cause of my heart.

I might get a murmur

or something, all right?

Just be careful.

I'm sorry, I just need

your help with something.

It's okay. Okay?

Um, I can't do it.

'Cause I gotta go.

All right?

But we'll play later.

Okay?

Yeah, but there's

a solar eclipse.

There is?

Yeah.

Oh.

I like those.

Yeah, so we need to go

to the sailing club.

It's the best view in town,

just like you always say.

I can't.

We'll do it later, okay?

There's lots of solar things

happening every day.

All right?

See you, buddy.

Well, thanks for your support.

You're welcome.

Well, this is great.

Hey, Rose, do you wanna...

No.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait.

Hi.

Hey, daddy.

Can I go riding with Dillon?

Uh... who?

Dillon.

The guy I actually like.

The... uh, yes.

I think so.

What did your mom say?

Oh, she said to ask you.

She did?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, then, yeah.

Thank you, daddy!

Ah, okay.

What's burning?

You all right?

Oh...

I must have fallen asleep.

Where is everyone?

What time is it?

It's only nine.

I can't believe Fred

let me sleep this late.

He knows how much work

we have to do.

Look, mom,

I need help with something.

There's a solar eclipse,

and I need to...

Honey, I have this huge order

I have to get out.

If you need help,

just go ask your sister.

She's gone.

Well, then...

Ask your dad.

He's gone too!

Are you kidding?

I ask for one day's

worth of help,

and not a single person

in this family

can stick around to help me

pack these boxes.

Hey!

Good morning.

Hello.

Good morning.

How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

Hey!

Have I seen you before?

Yes, you have.

You see me every morning.

Where's Vinny?

Vinny's sick... you know that.

He's got all those

diseases and stuff.

I'm taking his place.

Don't remember anything

about a replacement.

You don't remember a lot.

I've been here every day.

What's my name?

What is your name?

What is my name?

It's Genghis.

Why does your shirt say brown?

'Cause it's the color

that the shirt was originally.

Ah.

Now it's blue.

I have to get to work.

What floor is philbrook on?

He's on the top one,

you little creep.

Oh, here we go.

I have to get to work.

Just go do your cleaning,

you little creep!

I will!

I will do my cleaning.

Good morning,

Mr. Philbrook.

Morning.

Good morning, Mr. Philbrook.

Morning.

Oh, good morning,

Mr. Philbrook.

Well, good morning.

How are you today?

I'm good now.

Well, you're looking good.

Thank you.

Hey, you!

What are you doing here?

My office is cleaned at night!

Que hora es?

Cinco de Mayo!

Ack!

Damn immigrants.

What is the purpose

of this noise?

You're all crazy!

Ned, with your books,

and Elroy with your numbers.

Crazy!

Why don't you grow up?

Don't touch me, you pervert!

You're acting

like a little girl.

Oh, you're acting like a jerk.

Hey, just calm...

Hey. Hey, hey.

Get your hands off.

Hey! Don't you touch her.

You little punk.

Huh?

What are you doing?

Listen to me.

Don't... look at me.

Do not touch my daughter.

Stop.

Huh? Why don't you go home

and take a nap

with your little teletubbies,

you little whitehead.

Pizza face.

Huh? Whoa, whoa.

Don't.

Huh?

Don't touch me.

You little braces freak.

She has braces too.

Oh! Hey, shut it!

I heard that.

Go home! Go to your

little micronauts

and my little ponies!

My dad's gonna hear about this.

Oh, really?

Rea...

You okay?

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I'm okay.

Are you okay?

Don't do that again.

Okay.

Is he gone?

Yeah, he's gone.

Don't do that again.

Let's go inside.

I think I threw my back out.

Okay, dad, it's okay.

When I hit... went for him.

Yeah. Yes.

But just, you know, stick around

when that kind of stuff happens.

Okay. We're good.

What's with all the noise?

Ohh.

It was the, um...

Newspaper guy.

Mm, well, I was

starting to think you guys

would never come back.

But now that you are back,

you can help me carry

these boxes to the car.

Uh... uh... mm.

No.

Where's dork face?

Um, you know, I don't know.

Will you go check

his room, please?

Thank you.

Well... you can go change.

And then... will you help

me carry these boxes?

Okay, you got it.

I love you.

Okay.

Please go change.

You know that.

So weird.

It has been quiet

around here today.

I remember him saying

something about an eclipse.

Hey, Freddie's backpack

and telescope are gone.

So, phh, I don't know

what happened.

Where do you watch an eclipse?

Dad used to take him

to the sailing club.

Didn't you?

So he's probably there.

Well, you know,

we'll get this loaded

and go find him.

You know what?

No.

Forget the bars.

Let's just go.

Well...

No, no, forget it.

Okay. I just think...

This is...

All right, okay.

Family. I know.

Yes, Mr. Philbrook?

Has anyone been in here

this morning?

I mean, other than

that cleaner guy?

No one that I know of.

No.

All right, Anna.

Thank you.

Security,

this is Mr. Philbrook.

Upload the security tapes

from this morning

to my hard drive.

You all right?

No.

No, I'm not all right.

You, on the other hand, act like

there's nothing going on.

What the...

Fred!

What on earth are you doing?

Does anybody want to go next?

You want to go next?

Thank you.

Come again.

Ah.

You missed.

Sorry.

Oh, can I still get a prize?

No, you can't get a prize.

Come on, Dolores,

just one small one.

Just a small...

The rules are the rules.

You can't get a prize

unless you get a shot.

Sorry.

Hey.

Hi.

Um...

My name is Dr. Mulberry.

I'm a psychiatrist.

Great.

I'm happy for you.

I... am not kidding.

I really am.

And I'm telling you this

because this is...

Because why?

Um...

Because I... I sort of...

Wait.

Wait, Dr. Mulberry?

Why does that name

sound so familiar?

Because...

Because I did it.

I'm so sorry.

Wait... you signed me

in here.

Wait, why would you

sign me in here?

Uh...

That's what I'm trying

to tell you.

Because it has something

to do with your father.

My father?

I don't even know him,

and you're telling me

he's the reason

I'm locked up in here?

I'm... yes, I'm...

Look, I'm so sorry, Dolores.

But you told me that I'm

not sick, don't you remember?

You told me that!

I know.

I believe you're not sick.

Of course you're not sick.

I just didn't know

all this other crap at the time.

Just... just stop talking.

No, no, no, just for...

No, I'm not going back there!

No, I don't want to

do it anymore!

Dolores, calm down.

Get away, Teddy.

What's going on here?

Look, she's having some kind

of a schizophrenic break here.

No, I am not!

Get back!

Get away from me.

Do not touch the patients,

Mr. Greene.

Look, she needs to be

in isolation right now.

What? You can't...

Now! John, get her outta here.

No! Stop it, please!

Get her out of here.

No! No, let me alone, please!

Listen, you better take care

of Teddy right now,

or I'm gonna do it myself.

Everybody, Dolores is okay.

Just go back

to what you were doing.

Come on, Teddy.

Come on.

I need to go with you.

I know, I need to go

check on Dolores.

Please take me with you.

I just need you to come

over here and sit down.

Please take me with you.

Please?

No, I can't take you with me.

Teddy, I can't take you with me.

Just sit down.

Please take me with you.

Teddy, I'm going to go

check on Dolores.

Just sit down.

I'll be right back.

Uh-oh.

No, no. No.

No.

I need to... hi.

May I have this dance?

Um...

I'm sorry.

I apologize.

And what I did earlier...

I take full responsibility for.

And I don't know where I was at.

And I need your help.

Well, I couldn't stay mad at you

if I could forgive

that Willy Wonka.

And, believe me,

he had a temper.

Diabetic with a sweet tooth.

So what... so what...

You're still getting

out of here, right?

Yes, of course

I'm getting out of here.

So what's...

What's the plan?

I need to trust you.

Can I trust you on this?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.

You can trust...

I'm your roommate.

Teddy, you're my best friend.

You can trust me.

Okay.

But I think we really ought

to include the guys.

Great, I'm fine with that.

All right, pay attention.

He breaks out tomorrow,

so we only have today to prep.

Everyone in?

Do not forget about

Dolores on this, okay?

We are bringing Dolores.

We just have to find a way

past Richard.

A bird in the hand

is worth two in the bush.

Oh, my god,

your breath is really...

It's really bad.

Okay, somebody, um...

Someone start this

and then just end it soon.

Uh...

Do you know it?

No, no. One for...

One for all and all for one.

One! One!

Here we go.

Let's... go, go.

What are you doing?

Just... move, every...

Oh, my god.

Unbelievable.

Help! Help!

Oh, my...

Hold on, Freddie!

I'm comin' in!

Help, help!

Freddie, we're coming!

Your dad's com...

Coming.

Ohh.

Agh!

Dad! Dad!

Oh! Oh...

Dad! Dad!

Get out of the water!

Dad!

Oh! Uhh!

Uhh!

Dad...

Are you okay?

Yeah. Ouch, you're hurting...

Sorry.

Okay. Oh.

Fred, are you okay?

Oh!

You okay?

Fred?

Okay, now, pick up the rope

and... and throw it up here,

and we'll catch it.

One, two...

Two.

Three!

Oh, no!

Oh, we got it!

No, we got it!

We did it!

We got it!

Okay.

Good job.

All right, here we go.

Ah. Okay.

I got it, I got it.

I'm helping.

No.

Here, you need help?

I'm still coughing.

Oh. Oh, honey.

Hello, Lorna.

Mr. Philbrook.

How are you?

Fred.

I need to speak to you.

Good luck.

Alone.

What are you trying to pull?

I don't know what you're...

Breaking into my office.

I ought to have you arrested.

Mr. Philbrook...

Don't you get smart with me.

You're up to something.

I can tell.

Stay away

from my speech tomorrow.

I've given you everything

you've got,

and I can take it away,

just like that.

Good evening, Teddy.

Hi! Hello.

I wish I had my invisible cloak.

I don't know how I'm gonna take

all the books

we're gonna need

for this mission.

I don't know

how I'm gonna do it.

There's... there's...

It's...

We need every one

of these books on this bed.

Every single one of these books.

And we don't need

the whole books,

we just need like little

passages from some of them.

But every book on this bed

is gonna help us

to get to where we need to go,

and I...

I... I don't know

how I'm gonna do it.

And then I gotta

put clothes in here too.

'Cause I have to...

I can't wear the same thing

two days in a row.

I've got... I have to have

different clothing.

You know, if I had that

invisibility cloak,

this would be a moot point.

Whoa.

Can I come in?

Okay? Yeah?

So...

Found a delivery service that

can take out the boxes tomorrow.

I know! It's great, isn't it?

That's... yes.

That's great!

It's good.

No, that's amazing.

Yeah! Yeah.

So that's good.

Yes!

Um... are you good?

You were kind of quiet

at dinner, you know.

Little bit.

Yeah, it was just...

You know, I'm just...

Is everything okay

with Mr. Philbrook?

Yes.

Are you sure?

Yeah, just, you know.

It's... it's fi...

You know.

He's...

He's not nice to me.

He's never nice to you.

And you just take it and you...

Sorry.

You know, I actually, I just...

I came out here to...

Apologize.

I, uh...

I always criticize you

for putting your work first,

in front of us and the kids,

and I didn't even know

that my son was gone.

Our son.

So, you know, I'm just gonna,

I don't know,

take a step back

or something and...

Put what's really... you know,

what really matters first,

which is the kids,

and... and you,

and our marriage.

What's left of our marriage.

You know?

If you want to come back

inside tonight...

Well...

The invite's open.

Okay.

♪ We have known this time

♪ was coming

♪ California called today

♪ and there's a good job

for the takin' ♪

♪ My car's packed up,

my front seat's waitin' ♪

♪ And you're all that I want

from this town ♪

Why is it so quiet in here?

I have something to tell you.

That's a little dramatic, but...

Okay.

Um...

I'm not your husband.

Okay.

So am I supposed to say...

Mom, he's...

He's not kidding.

That's not dad.

What, you think I don't

know my own husband?

I'm... I'm a patient

from the Fitzpatrick.

And I... I just, um...

I've always wanted a family.

So I just jumped...

At the chance

and I took it.

What'd you do to my husband?

He's okay.

He's okay?

He's fine.

You can't just

take someone's life.

It... uhh!

I know.

But he did, mom.

I mean, think about it.

We didn't notice for two days.

I mean...

That's a long time.

God, what have we done?

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

I...

Don't, um...

I think the best thing

to do is to...

I guess call the facility

and a... ask for nurse Nancy.

Okay.

She's the one

that I deal with the most.

Okay.

And you could just ask her

what I'm supposed to do

or what to do next.

'Cause I don't really know.

Give me that ring.

Okay. Here.

It's not...

That's not mine.

What's the number?

I don't know.

It's...

I... I don't.

I-I live there, so I don't...

I don't remember.

Okay, come on.

Come on.

It's just a drop in the bucket.

Mm-hmm.

Good as gold!

Uhh!

All right.

Right there.

Hold it.

I am losing my mind.

Dolores!

Aah!

Let's go!

What? Where?

Where are we going?

It's my fault that you're

stuck in here, okay?

But I'm getting you out.

Take my hand.

We're breaking out of here?

Yes, we're breaking out!

Uh, here.

Take my shoes.

I got 'em!

Not that one!

Take it!

I got 'em both!

Okay.

6-1-4-3,

6-1-4-3.

6-1.

6! Oh!

Hey, are you sure

this is the right place?

Yes.

Oh!

Hey!

Agh! Hi.

Hi.

Ah, come on.

Oh!

This is the best of times.

This is the worst of times.

Yes! Yes, yes, yes.

Okay.

Wait...

You do realize those

are out of a maze book.

They might be just crazy enough.

Okay, this is happening.

This is really happening

right now!

No... let's put on

our positive hats.

No negativity.

Come on!

Hey, Dolores?

Dolores, I'm really sorry

about last...

Dolores?

Oh, gosh.

Nur... nurse Nancy.

Nurse Nancy.

This better be important.

The... the patients.

They're not in their room.

I think they escaped,

I dropped my pills,

and they...

They're not in their room.

Well, check the rec room, okay?

They couldn't have

wandered too far.

Okay, okay, uh...

Wait a minute.

Is Dolores one

of the missing patients?

Yes, ma'am, she is.

Alert Richard,

and tell the rest of the staff

to be on alert.

Tell them to report a code 42.

42? Okay, okay.

All right, now what?

How do we get out of this?

Guys...

Door number four.

I was in charge of the maps,

not the doors!

Number 4, 4-8-6...

Well, that was fun!

4-8-6-1.

Best laid plans

of mice and men.

Which way did he go, George?

Not now!

4-8-6-1!

Elroy, stop!

4-8-6-1!

4-8-6-1.

Put it in the...

Put it in the thing.

Okay, yeah.

4-8-6-1.

All right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got it, I got it.

4-8-6-1...

Nice job, numbers!

4-8-6-1.

Yeah, it's not

making sense to me.

It's not.

Not yet.

We don't do it yet.

We...

God! All right.

Fine, whatever.

I'll go do it now.

Let's go unlock it.

Unlock the door.

Fine, I don't care.

Hold it right there!

Nice try, folks.

Nothing gets past

these eagle eyes.

Oh, yeah?

Look behind you.

What do you take me for,

an idiot?

Seriously, go back to your...

Useful!

That was so useful!

I guess my years aboard

the Starship Enterprise

are really paying off.

Wait, that's a movie.

Yeah, wait a minute.

That's not a book.

And a TV series.

Yeah!

Oh, okay, well,

I didn't know about that.

Oh, it's so good.

You really...

You need to read this.

It'll change your life.

Really? Let... duh, duh!

This is not the time

to read anything.

Come on!

Red, yellow, blue.

I thought you knew

how to do this.

Well, I guess

I'm just a little rusty.

What do you mean

you're a little rusty?

You're hanging

on a steering wheel!

No, no, no.

I'm thinking, I-i-i...

You're thinking, and that's

why you're hanging on?

You're not doing anything.

Red, yellow, blue!

Why are you...

Why are you saying that?

Is that a flag or something?

Red, yellow, blue.

Get out of the way.

What is going on here?

Why are you not in...

Nothing's...

Oh, my god, all right.

How did you do that?

Primary colors.

All right, everybody on!

Everybody get on.

Let's go, let's go.

Wait! Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

Wait! This is our home.

You know, like, uh,

it's like in the wizard of oz.

And...

♪ the wind began to switch

♪ the house, to pitch

stop.

We are family, all right?

I need your help!

Yo, dude, come on.

Just get on the...

Get off.

Get off of me.

Let's go, let's go!

Go.

Let's go, come on.

Come on.

Let's go, India.

What are you doing?

This isn't Vietnam.

Let's go!

Um...

Where'd they go?

Where did they go?

Wait, they're coming!

Shut the doors.

Oh, my god.

Hey!

Ha! Uhh!

Get out of the way.

Don't do this!

You all come down from there

right now,

this has gone on long enough!

Get out of the way, Shaq,

or I'll run over

your big momma's house!

Are you...

Nurse Nancy, are you okay?

Don't worry about me, you fool!

Go report a c-26.

A c... okay!

Mr. Greene?

It's Nancy.

There's been an incident.

And Dolores has escaped.

Dolores has escaped.

I think she's on her way

here now.

How could you let this happen?

Look, I had her in isolation.

You and those useless

rent-a-cops

better keep them away

from this press conference

or you're through.

Security team, be on the lookout

for a 17-year-old girl

with black hair.

She's probably surrounded

by a bunch of lunatics.

This is a code red.

Wait, here's a phone.

Yeah.

Teddy.

Sit down.

It's okay.

Fitzpatrick mental health.

This is nurse Nancy.

Oh, my god.

Teddy's where?

Then that means your husband

just drove off

with a truckload

of mental patients.

Hold on a second.

Someone's calling.

Hello?

Oh, thank goodness, it's you.

It's him?

Is it dad?

Are you okay?

Dad?

I love you.

I...

I love you too!

You were right

about philbrook, and I-i...

I need your help.

Just tell us where to go.

We're in this together.

Lorna!

Teddy! Guys, come on.

Come on.

Oh!

I'm sorry, Lorna.

I never meant to let

you and the kids down.

Honey.

Teddy!

I'm sorry too, honey.

I love you.

I always have.

I just...

Forgot.

So did I.

Okay, if this parent trap

moment is over,

I'd still like

to take down philbrook.

I'm sorry, but I haven't

really kissed my husband

in almost a year.

Wow.

Teddy?

I-I'm Fred.

I'm Dr. Frederick mulberry.

I always thought that...

That there

was something missing?

Me too.

You're so handsome.

That's what I tell her

every day.

I've always wanted a brother.

Let's go.

Can I have y'all come

to the stage, please?

If I become governor

of this great state...

All right, does everybody

have their part?

No, what about me?

Oh, no,

you stay with your sister.

It's too dangerous.

Actually, yeah.

No, no, no.

You guys go as a decoy

with Bert.

I'm Bert.

Perfect!

I am honored to be...

I am honored to be here.

Hey! Over here!

She's with the creeps!

No, she's with me!

Mulberry, what are you

doing here?

I told you to stay away.

I'm finished doing

what you tell me to do.

You're making a big mistake.

My mistake

was not putting my family first.

Clearly that

is not a concern for you.

Hey, mister,

can we have your autograph?

Sure.

Whatever.

Here you go.

Thank you.

You got a pen already?

Yeah.

This conversation

is over, mulberry.

Fortunately for me,

it doesn't matter

what you think.

How about what I think...

Dad?

Young lady, d-do I know you?

Security!

You're really going

to deny me again?

I don't know who you are.

She knows.

We all know.

My mother died because of you.

And you've had me locked up

in there for years.

You're my father.

How could you do that?

You can't prove that.

Oh, of course I can.

Well, come on.

Let's be reasonable.

I'm... I'm sure we can come

to some kind of, uh,

a financial resolution.

It's not about the money.

It's about the family.

I already had a family.

Your mother

tried to blackmail me.

I couldn't raise you and...

And my other family.

I'm out of here.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'm really happy

to be here with you today,

and I want to announce what I...

What about family values?

Yeah!

It... it was all a mis...

Everybody...

Ladies and gentlemen, please...

It was a...

It was a mistake!

Honey! Honey!

Honey!

Teddy!

Been waiting on this

for a long time.

It's time for a little

shock therapy.

Say hello to my little friend.

Now, come on, dear.

That woman is not my daughter.

Mulberry, you're through.

I'll see you in court.

So much for family values.

Are you all right?

Yeah. For the first time

in a long time.

Dr. Mulberry,

I am so sorry.

You're gonna have to find

yourself an attorney.

But it was a mistake.

I had no way of knowing.

Not for you.

I have a brother,

and I'm gonna make it official.

Well, the book says you...

Ah, to heck with the book.

Let's go tell Teddy

he's got a second family.

♪ The closer here,

the further away ♪

♪ I'll meet you here

again someday ♪

♪ The more I Miss you,

the more I'll say ♪

♪ The lovely hours

pass and fade ♪

♪ I really thought

we had it made ♪

♪ Where have

these times gone? ♪

♪ Time goes on

♪ We could fight crime

♪ but take our time

♪ we got in trouble

but stayed in line ♪

♪ I could tell it was destiny

with your hand in mine ♪

♪ The rusted, busted

guitar strings splinter ♪

♪ My heart is yours,

yes, you can enter ♪

♪ Spring, summer,

fall, or winter ♪

♪ The closer here,

the further away ♪

♪ I'll meet you here

again someday ♪

♪ The more I Miss you,

the more I'll say ♪

♪ The lovely hours

pass and fade ♪

♪ I really thought

we had it made ♪

♪ Where have

these times gone? ♪

♪ Time goes on

♪ The closer here,

the further away ♪

♪ I'll meet you here

again someday ♪

♪ The more I Miss you,

the more I'll say ♪

♪ The closer here,

the further away ♪

♪ I'll meet you here

again someday ♪

♪ The more I Miss you,

the more I'll say ♪

♪ The lovely hours

pass and fade ♪

♪ I really thought

we had it made ♪

♪ Where have

these times gone? ♪

♪ Time goes on

♪ closer to here,

further away ♪

♪ Time goes on

♪ the more I Miss you,

the more I'll say ♪

♪ Time goes on

♪ the lovely hours

pass and fade ♪

♪ I really thought

we had it made ♪

♪ Time goes on

♪ where have

these times gone? ♪

♪ Time goes on

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