Coupe de Ville (1990) - full transcript
Three brothers, a sergeant, a troublemaker and a dreamer meet for the first time in five years. They have met to drive home a car their father bought for their mother's 50th birthday. During the long ride home they get to know each other once again.
♪ How much is that
doggie in the window? ♪
♪ The one
with the waggly tail ♪
♪ How much is that doggie
in the window... ♪
Hey! Marvin, Buddy, Bobby!
Everybody up!
Rise and shine!
Hit the deck!
I'm making waffles!
Watch it!
That's for school!
What is it?
It's my science project
for school.
But what is it?
You don't know?
Should I?
I'm sick.
Don't leave it out.
Everyone can step on it.
Maybe I should stay home.
When is that thing due?
Today.
Put the seat up!
Besides, it's on
our side of the room.
It's half and half.
I told you,
keep your stuff
on your side!
It is on my side.
The line is here!
It's on the line!
Who said
there was a line?
I said! Keep your stuff
away from my stuff!
You little twerp!
Get off!
I'm just
jumping.
Jump on
your own bed!
I'll hit my head!
God help me,
I feel sick.
Come on, Buddy, get up.
Bobby, get down!
It's only a bed,
Marvin.
Bobby, stop jumping!
Get off the goddamn
bed, Bobby!
Marvin, stop yelling!
Fred, they're
fighting again!
See what you made me do?
It was Marvin's
fault.
I said put that damn thing
somewhere safe.
You're a tight-ass,
Marvin.
Hey!
Aah!
Aah!
Get off of me!
I'll kill you,
you stupid--
Hey, you going to
make me come up there?
I'm gonna kill you!
What the hell
are you doing?
What's going on here?
Can't you get along
for five minutes,
for Christ's sake?
Breakfast
is ready!
I can't wait to get
out of this place.
Hi.
Sergeant Libner, sir.
I spoke to your
father today.
Everything's
in order, son.
Have a safe trip.
O.K.
Yeah.
This is it.
See you guys later.
Have a great summer.
Yeah, you, too.
Hey--buddy?
Marvin!
Marvin!
Buddy!
Buddy boy!
Marvin!
How are you?
Hey! Look at you!
Look at you,
big brother!
You son of a gun!
You son of a gun!
Jeez, you look great,
Marvin.
No, you look great.
You son of a gun!
How you been?
What's it been,
like five years?
Three years.
Three years.
Maybe five,
maybe five.
It's been
a long time.
3-5 years.
You look good--
You look great!
You, too!
Army?
Yeah.
Air force.
Air Force, Air Force.
Sergeant.
Right.
Sergeant
in the Air Force.
Right.
What do they
call that?
What?
In the Air Force,
when you're a Sergeant--
What do they
call that?
Sergeant.
Right! Right.
Yeah.
So this is going
to be great.
What,
what are you doing?
What do you mean?
What are you
doing here?
What are you
doing here?
Dad told me
to pick this car up.
Yeah, well?
He didn't mention
anything about you.
He failed to mention
you, either.
Let's hit the road.
Yeah. We got to
get Bobby.
Bobby.
Dad didn't tell you
to pick up Bobby?
Nope.
He told me
to pick up Bobby.
He didn't tell me.
My telegram says
to pick up Bobby.
You look good.
♪ Well, I'm
the type of guy ♪
♪ Who will never
settle down ♪
♪ Where pretty girls are ♪
♪ Well, you know
that I'm around ♪
♪ I kiss 'em
and I love 'em ♪
♪ 'cause to me
they're all the same... ♪
Dad says Bobby's
doing really well here.
What kind of high school
is this?
It's kind of
a reform school.
The place is supposed
to be extremely strict.
You'd have to go
a long way
to reform Bobby.
♪ There's Flo
on my left arm ♪
♪ And there's
Mary on my right arm ♪
♪ And Janie is the girl ♪
♪ Well, that I'll
be with tonight ♪
♪ And when she asks me ♪
♪ Which one I love
the best ♪
♪ I'll tear open
my shirt ♪
♪ And show her
Rosie on my chest ♪
♪ 'cause I'm a wanderer ♪
♪ Yeah,
a wanderer... ♪
Bobby!
Buddy boy,
how ya doin'?
We're late.
Only an hour.
Where the hell
were you?
It's 20 miles
to get here.
Marvin, how you doing?
Throw your stuff
in the back.
O.K.
O.K., Marvin,
way to say hi.
Hello, Robert.
Let's go.
How long's it been?
A long time.
What, three years?
Maybe five.
It's between
three and five years.
Can we get going?
Marvin, doesn't
Bobby look great?
He looks great.
Marvin, look at you!
Army man.
Air force.
Good. That's good.
Air force.
Marvin, you big lug.
Is he adorable?
Put that
cigarette
out.
Is this man adorable
or what?
Give your baby brother
a kiss.
Can we
get going?
Marvy, kiss me.
O.K., play hard to get.
This thing is great.
I want you guys to know
I'm willing to do my share
of the driving.
You got a license?
Yeah.
Nope.
Way to run with it,
Buddy.
Marvin, stop the car.
Stop the car!
Hey! Professor Kloppner!
Have a nice summer!
And then suck me off,
you big dumb asshole!
The same goes for that
fat-cow wife of yours!
O.K., let's go.
Come on, Marvin,
let's go.
Let's go. Come on.
Look, here comes
the professor.
Looks like
he wants
to talk to you.
It's the pedal
on the right.
Push it down and go!
We zoom!
Let's go, Marvin.
Marvin, I think
the joke's over.
I get it.
You're joking
with me, right?
You are going
to go any
second, right?
I love this--
Marvin with a
sense of humor.
I always thought
you're, like,
the Bob Hope
of the family.
You say something,
Libner?
Suck me off!
Suck me off!
Allergies.
We've spent a lot of time
together, haven't we?
Yes, sir, we...
Suck me off!
Do you have
a cat?
You're a funny boy,
aren't you, Libner?
Well, you know,
I believe that laughter
is the shortest distance
between two people.
I think Kennedy
said that.
I've got a feeling
that you'll have me
in stitches
all next year,
my friend.
Can we go now,
Marvin?
Have a nice summer.
Thank you.
You, too.
Rest up.
O.K.
Say hello
to your wife.
Suck me off!
Fidel Castro.
Let me tell you something
about Fidel Castro.
Sorry to tell you,
he's not a real man.
Fred!
If he was here,
would he bait a fishhook
with his hands?
I think no.
You're saying
Castro's--
I let the facts
speak for themselves.
Watch your line.
You're drifting.
Hello, Fred. Boys,
are we having any luck?
I'd do better
if I threw my pole
in the water.
Marvin's on
the phone, sweetie.
Yeah? Marvin?
Long-distance?
He's calling
collect.
What else is new?
Watch my pole, Marty.
Why is he calling in
on a Wednesday?
He never calls
on a Wednesday.
How do I know?
Think I know
something you don't?
Why is everything
my responsibility?
Ask him to come
and visit.
I miss my boy.
I can't
get her off of me.
Marvin, are you there?
Hey, hi! Hi, Pop.
Hi, how are you?
Fine. Tell me
about the car.
How's Mom?
Fine. Tell me
about the car.
It's beautiful, Pop.
It's just perfect.
Make sure
it stays that way.
That's
your mother's car.
That's a gift
for your precious
jewel of a mother.
You want a sandwich?
I'm on long-distance,
for Christ's sakes!
Marvin, are you there?
Buddy, get the can
off the hood!
What's a can
on the hood for?
Let me talk
to dad.
You there?
Yeah, I'm here, Pop.
No screw-ups,
Marvin.
Right, Pop.
What?
I said right.
Never mind.
I want you and your
brothers here Sunday
without a scratch
on you.
The you-know-what
better be in
the same condition.
Wow, look at that.
Isn't that something?
Fill it up, I guess.
That's neat.
Honey,
you want one?
What's that?
Tuna fish.
I'm fishing,
and you're making
tuna fish sandwiches.
Jesus Christ almighty.
Marvin, let me
talk to dad.
Hi, Dad!
Who's that?
It's Buddy!
I was talking to Marvin.
If I want to talk
to you, I'll tell
Marvin to put you on!
Put Marvin back on!
Marvin.
Yeah. Hi, Pop.
Marvin,
are you there?
I'm here.
Put Buddy on.
Hey, Buddy!
Hi. Buddy again.
I'll say this only once,
so listen carefully.
Your brother Marvin
is in charge, not you.
Is that clear? Tell him.
Marvin, Dad says
you're in charge.
Did you
tell him?
Yeah.
Good. Now put
Bobby on.
Bobby, you're up.
I don't want
to talk to him.
Bobby?
Hey, Pop.
How ya doin'?
I'm fine.
Christ almighty.
Sorry, Dad.
I'll tell you this once,
so listen very,
very carefully.
Your mother
loves you very much,
maybe the most.
I think you'll be
in the penitentiary
within the year,
but what do I know?
Your mother loves you,
so for her sake,
do not screw this up!
Yeah, Pop.
Put Marvin on.
Hello?
Not a scratch, Marvin.
I want it perfect.
I want I clean.
I want a full tank of gas.
Do not disappoint me.
Goodbye.
♪ I'll never let you see ♪
♪ The way my broken heat
is hurtin' me ♪
♪ I've got my pride ♪
♪ And I know how to hide
all my sorrow and pain ♪
♪ I'll do my cryin'
in the rain ♪
♪ If I wait-- ♪
...do that again!
♪ You'll never know ♪
♪ That I still
love you so ♪
♪ Raindrops fallin'
from heaven ♪
Just a bug.
It's really
a lousy picture.
She's cute.
She's much cuter
than this, really.
Yeah,
she's cute,
she's cute!
She's beautiful.
I'm thrilled.
Can we get
out of here
while we're
still young?
Forget it.
Marvin, there's something
I want to ask you.
So ask.
You're going to go back,
work for dad, right?
Yeah. So?
Well...
Why?
What's the matter
with that?
Nothing. It's just...
It's Dad.
So?
What exactly
will you do
down there?
I don't know,
but he said
he's working on
something big.
Like the two-sided
fishing rod with
the reel in the middle?
Stupid idea.
It's not a stupid idea.
It's a business!
Work, responsibility.
Don't these words
mean anything to you?
Duh.
Shut up. Let me eat.
Eat.
My God,
we have movement!
Ladies and gentlemen,
the fork has officially
left the plate.
It's down now.
I'll pay.
We'll split it three ways
down the middle.
I had two cheeseburgers,
90 cents--
I'm paying.
Not necessary.
I said I'd pay!
I'll pay my own way.
Yeah?
Since when?
Who died
and made you King Shit?
Nobody died,
goddamn it!
Give me the
goddamn check!
2.75, please.
All aboard!
Thank you
very much.
Don't do me
any favors.
I came, didn't I?
Stop looking
at your watch.
I got to be
at the track
for the daily double.
God forbid you
shouldn't feed
the greyhounds.
I don't need you
to tell me
how to live.
How could a person spend
an entire lifetime
in a place like this?
What are you,
a bat?
I got a brother
who's a bat.
This is the project
I'm working on
for Marvin.
I remember this project.
Thomas Edison.
I almost made
a bundle on that.
Why didn't you?
If you're going
to criticize,
take off!
All right!
Show me what you
made for Marvin.
Looks like
a stop sign, Fred.
It is a stop sign.
I got to go, Fred.
Nice talking to you.
Touch it.
What for?
It's a stop sign.
You made my nephew
a stop sign.
I'll go before
I say something
upsetting,
like
you're a putz.
Touch it!
Knock it.
Smell it.
All right?
Knock it.
I'm not knocking it,
I'm not smelling it.
Jesus Christ.
All right! Here.
So?
Feels like wood,
right?
It feels like wood.
When I knocked it,
it felt like wood.
It's not.
It's polyurethane.
It's plastic.
Why?
It's the stop sign
of tomorrow!
What's wrong with
the stop sign of today?
I got to go. Really.
It's an annuity
for my kids,
for all three of them.
It's a legacy.
It floats.
It won't rust.
It'll last forever.
So it's,
it's like a legacy.
I...
I didn't look at it
that way...
but--
Hey, I can see what
you're talking about.
It's...
it's a good legacy.
A floating
stop sign.
I like it.
it's something
I'm fooling around with.
Maybe Marvin could
manufacture it
and make something
of himself.
Come to the track
with me.
Big shot.
I got work to do.
You could use
some sun.
I'm not a gambler.
No? Exhibit "A."
Take off if you're
going to take off.
I was trying to be nice.
You didn't call me
a putz?
I had the urge to,
but I didn't!
There's a big
difference.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
I like your sign.
What do you know
about signs?
Putz!
Schmuck!
I don't get this.
What?
This trip.
Turn that up.
Even for Pop.
What? He bought mom a car.
We're delivering the car.
That's what
I don't get.
You're too young
to remember.
Are we speaking
to us?
We had a car
like this once.
Yeah, right. A Caddy.
Yeah, a '54 Caddy.
Remember? Dad pulled
up in it. It had
a big bow on it.
A big red bow!
The interior
was very similar
to this.
It was almost
exactly the same
as this.
God, that was
a hell of a car.
Only had it for
a couple of days.
Pop was
really sorry
he gave it up
'cause mom
loved that car.
It was the same blue
as this.
Now he bought
another '54.
What a romantic
son of a gun.
Damn. But why drive
a 9-year-old car
from Detroit to Miami?
I mean why
are we doing this?
The old man works
in mysterious ways.
My God.
What?
I figured it out.
What?
This is it!
This is our old car!
Holy shit!
You're right.
I bet you're right!
The old man
tracked it down!
I don't know
how he did it,
but he did it!
I can't--
That son of a gun!
I'm right,
aren't I?
You're right!
My God,
this is incredible.
God!
Cool!
My God.
Amazing!
You were right!
God, help me!
What's wrong?
Nothing. I'm fine.
You going
to throw up?
Don't throw up
in the car, Buddy!
I bet the diner food
made you sick.
You had the Spanish
omelet, right?
It looked greasy.
That burger wasn't
any good, either.
Would you shut up,
Bobby!
If he said he won't
throw up, he won't.
I'm going to throw up.
No! That is
a negative!
Do not throw up
in this car!
Don't panic.
Pull the car over.
We're on
a bridge!
Barf out the back!
Not out the back!
It'll blow back in!
Show a little
compassion.
You'd be
in the same boat
if you'd eaten
that greasy omelet.
Bobby, goddamn it!
It was just grease.
It was like grease
on the grease.
Shut up!
Swallow!
Gulp in the air!
Just swallow!
Keep swallowing,
O.K..?
Swallow!
Is that helping?
Good!
I thought you'd
outgrown this
a long time ago.
Does that
really work?
Yeah.
Because you're swallowing
your own throw up,
you know that?
Buddy, don't
listen to him!
Buddy?
Aah!
Aah!
You see that?
I knew it was
the omelet.
Shut up!
What?
♪ And the rockets'
red glare ♪
Feeling better?
A little.
Want some?
♪ Through the night ♪
♪ That our flag
was still there ♪
Is that a no?
♪ Banner-- ♪
Hey, Buddy!
Shut the door!
Don't flush--
Jesus Christ! You don't
flush the toilet when
someone's showering!
You gave me
third-degree burns
on my back!
Sorry, Marvin.
I was vomiting.
The Fugitive.
O.K.
Hey, turn on
the game!
What game?
I'm watching
The Fugitive.
What are you
talking about?
Koufax is pitching.
You packed
a bathrobe?
Excuse me, General.
I'm watching
a program here.
This is the best
left-hander
who ever lived.
Can you
believe this?
Actually, Bobby,
I'd like to watch
the baseball game.
Really?
What's the matter?
Since when are you
such a baseball fan?
Always.
It's gang up on
the kid brother.
I'm not ganging up
on anybody.
You never watched
baseball at home.
How could I?
If you weren't glued
to Howdy Doody,
it was Crusader Rabbit.
Be quiet.
He's pitching
a shutout here.
I'm watching
The Fugitive.
You're not
watching The Fugitive.
I'm in charge.
I'm the leader.
You're the leader
of the TV?
Yeah.
The kid can't vote?
We voted.
It was 2-1.
You lost.
Right, Buddy?
Marvin, I don't want
to watch the game
because
you're in charge.
I want to watch
because I want to.
It's my own feeling,
I mean,
if that's possible!
What, you don't
think I recognize
your feelings?
You think I can't feel?
Screw you!
And screw you, too!
Our leader.
Got 5 miles
till the interstate.
You want
the radio on?
No, thanks.
Bob?
Bobby?
What?
Want the radio on?
No.
Pretty hot chick?
Yeah, she's great, Marvin.
You still like to
look at the girls,
don't ya?
Or does this Tammy
have you too whipped?
I still look.
How 'bout you, Bobby?
I bet you have
some good times
with the ladies?
Hey, look, Marvin,
you're a tight-ass.
You know that,
we know that,
so there's no point
in trying to make us think
any different.
You think I'm
a tight-ass?
I know you're
a tight-ass.
Everybody knows
you're a tight-ass.
Why don't you turn around.
I'm afraid I might catch it.
Hi.
We going a little
fast there, Marvin?
The faster we get
to Florida, the better.
A hundred bucks?
Easy.
Shit!
What?
Shit, the cops!
You messed up, Marvin.
Damn it!
Marvin, pull over.
Marvin.
Would you pull over?
Marvin!
Sheez!
No!
Aah! Aah!
Shit!
Look at this!
The goddamn
headlight's busted.
Jesus Christ!
The whole front end
is screwed up!
Goddamn it!
If you hadn't been
such a shit,
this never
would've happened.
Marvin,
it's not my fault.
Guys, please.
Don't start
fighting again.
Are you going
to throw up again?
We can get this
fixed in Palm Beach.
Maybe 60 bucks.
60 bucks?
It's going to cost
more than 60 bucks!
Who's in charge here?
He is!
He is!
You driving, Sergeant?
Yes. Yes, I was.
Any idea how fast
you were going?
I was...
50?
Look, I'm just...
I'm just upset
that--
You mind stepping back
to the squad car
with us, Sergeant?
Yeah. O.K.
You guys wait here.
O.K. We were going
to take in a show--
Shut up!
Your license, Sergeant.
What do you think's
going to happen?
Marvin's going
to get the chair.
You're in
a real big hurry,
ain't you, Sergeant?
Yeah. I'm trying to get
down to Florida.
Get rid of my two
little brothers there.
I know
how you feel.
I got three brothers.
Make me sick
to be around them.
Always yak,
yak, yak, yak.
You know how
it is, then.
As a matter of fact,
you remind me
of my oldest brother,
the one I really
can't stand.
I hope Marvin
doesn't lose his temper
with these guys.
I'll go talk
to the boys here.
So?
Is there a fine?
Yes. There's a fine.
How much?
How much you got,
both of you?
I got...
I got 115 bucks, total.
That's not enough?
They want 250!
What did you say, yes?
What do you want me
to say, genius?
It's either that
or a week in jail.
It's an awful lot
for a speeding ticket.
We're not buying a painting.
You don't haggle.
They're cops.
These are Southern cops!
We're in the middle
of goddamn Klan country.
O.K. First of all,
this isn't Klan country.
These are decent,
hard-working people.
Buddy! I don't have
time for this now!
Give me your money.
I got 40 bucks.
That's it. I'm busted.
Buddy.
Buddy!
All right, Marvin.
I've got $100.
This is probably
a bad time
to mention it,
but I need this money
to buy Tammy
an engagement ring.
Sorry.
You got to give me
the money.
We're broke.
Marvin, you're going
to have to call dad.
You want some fruit?
It's good for you.
If I liked it
and it was bad for me,
I would eat it--
If I liked it,
which I don't.
You got a nectarine?
I got it. Hello.
I have a collect call
for anyone
from Marvin Libner.
All you had to say
was Marvin Libner.
The collect part
I could have told you.
Hey, Pop!
What's wrong
with the car?
Nothing! Hey!
Marvin, is there
a problem with the car?
No. Not a problem.
Then what the hell
are you calling me for?
Um...
Yeah. The...
the car.
What--what kind
of gas does it take?
You're calling me
long-distance collect
to ask me what kind
of gas it takes?
High-test, you jerk!
Get off the phone
before I bust
a blood vessel.
O.K., Pop.
See you soon.
Buddy?
Buddy?
Hi.
You awake?
No.
I can't sleep.
Do the thing
with the sheep.
Thank you, Marvin.
I'll give it a try.
Come on, Buddy.
Let's talk.
We can talk about
you and Tammy.
Yeah.
O.K.
Does she put out?
None of your business.
Come on.
Forget it.
When was it you
got her, first date?
Second?
Third?
Will you guys shut up?
I'm trying to sleep.
Let's talk about
the first date.
I don't want
to talk about it.
Which date?
Get some sleep, Bobby.
That's all
I want to know.
Did you take her
to dinner?
The movies.
Have a good time?
It was great.
We saw Splendor
in the Grass.
Did you buy her candy?
Sure.
Did you feel her up?
Bobby.
You did, didn't you?
Under or over?
Good night, Bobby.
Under! I knew it.
Bobby.
What?
Tammy isn't the kind of
woman you think she is.
So you didn't do the deed?
This isn't
the sort of thing
adults talk about.
Please.
Yes, we did.
Good for you, Buddy.
Look,
you know, I know
this isn't easy for you.
This is all I got.
Do what you think
you should do.
O.K.
Buddy, you ready?
What are you doing?
All this time you were
holding out on me?
Marvin!
I'm sleeping
in a field?
I'm giving it
to you now.
You held out on me.
I'm giving it
to you now.
What else
you holding out?
What's this?
Marvin--
What is this?
It's a coin collection.
Give me my bag.
I didn't know
you still had these.
Marvin!
You fink!
That's it, Marvin.
I'm going back
to Detroit.
Get the hell
out of here, Robert.
Thank you, Marvin.
Don't tell me
where I go.
You don't tell me
shit, understand?
Cut out
the Robert crap.
You're not Pop.
You just think you are.
Goddamn it, Buddy.
What'd I do?
Bobby, get in the car.
I don't have
time for this.
Hate me after
we deliver the car.
Don't tell me when
to hate you, Marvin.
I hate you
all the fuckin' time.
I could give a shit!
Maybe if you gave a shit,
I wouldn't hate ya!
All right, fine. Blow.
Beat it, you little runt.
You wanna run, run!
You want
to beat me up again?
I didn't beat you up.
Marvin, this is stupid.
He can't go.
I don't have time
for this crap.
Marvin, may
I say something?
Your whole approach here
is not good.
Please.
Look, Bobby--
I'm not letting him
tell me what to do.
You can't just leave,
off in
the middle of nowhere.
I'll hitch a ride.
He's not my father.
He's not my brother.
I don't know him!
He's not
your brother?
No!
Remember when
you broke your arm?
I never broke my arm!
I broke my leg.
The point is,
Marvin carried you home.
You were crying,
and he carried
you home 12 blocks.
Right. He had to.
If he'd left me,
Dad would've
killed him.
Bobby...
I know how you feel.
See, Marvin resents you.
You're the youngest and
were always the wildest.
He wishes
he were the wildest.
Right.
You don't think
he's wild?
Marvin's calm?
Marvin's a friggin'
lunatic, Buddy!
He loves you.
Buddy, you
don't know what
you're talking about.
You don't know me
any better than he does,
so screw off!
Get in that car,
you little punk!
Get in there
before I rip
your ear off!
O.K., Marvin?
Everything's cleared up.
O.K.
Let me just--
After Sunday,
we never have to see
each other again.
Marvin, you go off
and work with Dad,
I'll go off
and marry Tammy,
and, Bobby,
you'll go back to school
and hopefully
grow up a little.
We never have to say
another word to each other
for as long as we live.
O.K.?
O.K.
Now I think
we should get going.
Fred?
I don't know
what you did,
but you broke
the steering cable.
What?
You snapped
the steering cable.
I hit a log.
So what?
Fix it
like you always do.
Get behind the wheel
and turn it
when I tell you...
my little genius.
Will this take long?
I got a tag sale
at 4:00.
You got the doctor,
and you know it.
I'm not going.
Turn the wheel
to the right.
I'm up to here
with the tests.
You're going,
so don't start.
Turn the wheel again.
I don't want to see
another hospital again.
They'll kill me
with the injections
and poking.
Turn around, genius.
I want
to see your face.
Why?
You're a handsome man.
You know that?
I always
thought so, too.
I could have done
better by you, Betty.
Damn right.
You could have.
But, hey, you take
the cards you get dealt.
I don't regret marrying
you for a minute,
despite the fact
my mother
told me not to.
That's a lot of crap.
Your mother loved me
from the first date.
She thought
you were cocky.
We were late.
I didn't want
to walk up the steps,
so I beeped the horn.
Who would've thought
on the next date
you would propose?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
You proposed.
I never said anything.
You most certainly did.
Nope.
We were on
a double date
with Melvyn
and Geraldine--
No, no, no.
You got down
on your knees.
As God is my witness,
I never proposed.
I got on my knees
to find my cigarettes.
I wanted your help,
so I said,
"Betty, would you--?"
You were all over me,
telling Mel and
Geraldine we were engaged.
Why do you think
I quit smoking?
Jesus.
Come on.
Let's get washed up.
We're going
to be late.
Come on.
♪ Sun a-Shining ♪
♪ There's plenty
of light ♪
♪ A new day is dawning ♪
♪ Sunny and bright ♪
♪ But after I've been
crying all night ♪
♪ The sun is cold ♪
♪ And the new day
seems old ♪
Anybody hungry?
♪ Since I lost
my baby ♪
♪ Since I lost
my baby ♪
Marvin, pull over.
Let's get
something to eat.
The Kingsmen!
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No ♪
♪ Hey, babe,
let's dance real slow ♪
What are you singing?
What?
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ Baby ♪
♪ Got you way down low ♪
What?
Those are the words.
It's a hump song.
What's a hump song?
It's about humping.
Get off.
Listen.
♪ For cross the sea ♪
♪ I take her parking
all alone ♪
♪ She's never a girl
I leave at home ♪
They're not
the words.
Have it your way.
No. It's about dancing.
The song is a dance.
Louie Louie
is a dance.
Are you the only guy
who's never heard
these lyrics?
It's a hump song.
It's about humping.
It's about dancing.
♪ Night at 10:00
I lay her again ♪
Did you hear that?
Did he say "Lay"?
He said "Lay,"
Didn't he?
My God! It's dirty.
It's a dirty song.
My God!
Are you going
to throw up?
It's not a hump
or a dance song.
It's a sea chantey.
Talking about
going to sea
and leaving his girl.
A sea chantey?
Like, "Yo-de-ho-dee,
Shiver Me Timbers"?
You don't know anything.
What are
you looking for?
Gas cap!
He's not singing,
"Every night at 10:00
I lay her again."
He says, "Three nights
and days, I sailed the sea."
You're so full of shit!
I heard him say "Lay."
Bobby said "Lay."
Would you look
for the goddamn gas cap?
Well, so why is
it called Louie Louie?
It's a code word
for the land
of enchantment.
Where is it?
I'll never tell.
You don't know.
Have it your way.
Well, shit!
In the third verse,
he says,
"Let's cut a rug, babe.
We're so in love."
In the third verse,
he says,
"She's got a wang-on.
I move it above."
He's talking
about Jamaica!
What's a wang-on?
Listen, here it comes.
Here it comes.
♪ Me see Jamaica,
a moon above ♪
♪ I wrote this song ♪
♪ We'll get it on ♪
See! What does
that tell you?
That you've
never been laid.
Bullshit! How do you figure?
Anybody
who's been laid
knows women
don't get a wang-on.
It's a figure of speech.
You don't know what
you're talking about.
What's a wang-on?
Figure it out!
Figure out what?
Girls don't
get wang-ons.
Boys get
wang-ons, right?
Girls get wang-ons
more so than guys.
Is that so, Dr. Kinsey?
Yeah. That's so.
What exactly
is a wang-on?
There's no such thing
as a wang-on!
Could you find the goddamn
gas cap, please?
Land of enchantment?
Isn't that what
they call New Mexico?
Bobby, what
do you want from me?
I want you
to let me drive.
"How did you lose
your dick, Mr. Libner?"
"While Marvin
was asleep,
I decided to let
my baby brother--"
What's the big deal?
He's asleep,
for God sakes.
Bobby, look.
Forget about it, O.K..?
It's not going
to happen.
When will I get
an opportunity
to drive a car
like this?
Marvin will kill me.
He'll never know.
When I stop the car,
he'll wake up,
see you driving,
and hit me.
We don't have
to stop the car.
What?
We don't have to.
No.
Look.
I'll be good.
What do you mean?
For every mile
you let me drive,
I'll be nice
to Marvin one hour.
All right.
He wakes up,
I'm blaming you.
O.K. Ready?
Keep your foot
on the gas.
Ready? Switch. Go.
That's my leg.
Hey, Buddy.
Yes, Marvin?
Turn down the radio.
O.K., Marvin.
Go back to sleep.
O.K., he's out.
Come on.
Hey, Bob?
Yeah, Marvin?
Help Buddy
keep an eye on the road.
O.K., Marvin.
Bob?
Yeah, Marvin?
Forget it.
Aah! Incoming!
Aah!
What the hell was that?
It sounded
like an explosion!
It was just
some thunder.
Why is he
driving, Buddy?
Why are
you driving, Bobby?
Stop the car,
Bobby.
Why?
I'm doing fine.
Stop the car,
Bobby!
Marvin, look, it's--
Stop the goddamned car,
Bobby!
All right.
♪ Toolin' down the highway
doin' 79 ♪
♪ I'm a twin-pipe papa
and I'm feelin' fine ♪
♪ Hey, man, dig that ♪
♪ Was that
a red stop sign? ♪
♪ Transfusion, transfusion ♪
♪ I'm just a solid mess
of contusions ♪
♪ Never, never, never
gonna speed again ♪
♪ Slip the blood
to me, bud ♪
♪ I jump in my rod
about a quarter to 9:00 ♪
♪ ...with that chick
of mine ♪
♪ I cross
the center line ♪
♪ Man, you've gotta
make time ♪
♪ Transfusion, transfusion ♪
♪ Man, I got the
cotton-pickin' convolutions ♪
♪ I'm never, never, never
gonna speed again ♪
♪ Shoot the juice
to me, Bruce ♪
♪ My foot's
on the throttle ♪
♪ And it's made of lead ♪
♪ But I'm
a fast-ridin' daddy ♪
♪ With a real cool head ♪
♪ I'm a-gonna pass
a truck ♪
♪ On the hill ahead ♪
♪ My red corp-suckles
are in mass confusion ♪
♪ Never, never, never
gonna speed again... ♪
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Look out!
Hit the brakes!
Hit the brakes!
♪ ...you slow down today ♪
♪ Hey, Daddy-o, make that
type-o? ♪
♪ That a boy ♪
Cow...you O.K.?
It's all my fault.
I know it.
I fell asleep.
I'm sorry.
You think
he got hurt?
Marvin! Look,
we can fix it.
We have plenty
of time.
Uncle Phil
can give us the money.
Marvin, look.
Now, he didn't
mean it.
He fell asleep.
That's all.
We can fix it.
No.
That's it.
It's over.
Look, we can fix it,
Marvin.
With what?
We're broke.
We'll find a way.
Don't you get it?
It's over!
Marvin, what is
the big deal?
It's a car.
It's just a car.
It's not the car.
It's not about the car.
What is it about,
Marvin?
It's Pop.
Pop? What?
What is it
about Pop?
God.
He's going to die.
That's it,
isn't it?
Well, can't they
operate or something?
No.
Are they going to
give him any medicine?
No.
How long
have you known,
Marvin?
He made me promise--
How long
have you known,
Marvin?
A week?
A month?
Two months?
He didn't
want you to know!
Neither did you.
He didn't want us
to know he was dying?
You should've told us!
I know! I--I
should have told you.
I couldn't.
I wanted to.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Come on, Marvin.
Tammy lives
around here?
Yeah, somewhere
around here.
She must be rich.
Let's ask her
for the money.
Let's get to her house.
Then we'll see.
Sure you know
where you're going?
It's got to be
around here somewhere.
You said
she was rich.
Shh!
Buddy.
Surprise, surprise!
What are you
doing here?
I came
with my brothers.
That's my
baby brother Bobby
with the glasses,
and that's
my big brother
Marvin.
I missed you so much.
Buddy.
You shouldn't
have come.
What--What's wrong?
Tammy, I'm going
to the store.
I'll be
right back.
His name's Rick.
Buddy, I'm sorry.
Tammy, don't do this.
I just--
I never thought
I'd see you again.
You can't do this.
Everything's all planned.
Buddy.
I brought you
the final versions
of the ranch house.
Buddy, don't.
I used
your suggestions.
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
She can't do this.
Come here.
Let's talk.
No. She's going to be--
We had it all set!
You know, it's funny.
I feel as if I know you.
Why are you
doing this?
Buddy's told us
so many wonderful
things about you.
Calm down, O.K.?
We're in
kind of a jam here.
We need to fix this
car. We're broke.
I hate to ask--
No!
Don't ask her!
Don't ask her
for a stinking dime!
I got to go.
Tammy, please!
Bud. Buddy.
Get off.
Terrific seeing
you kids together.
The car's
in the driveway,
but I got to
tell you something.
You want me
to see it, I'll see it.
I wish Pop
was more like you.
Then he'd be here
all the time.
Don't lose
your sense of humor.
It's terrific what
your father's doing
for your mother.
What's with him?
Girl trouble.
What he do,
swallow one?
Before you go out,
can I talk to you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
What are you
worried about?
He'll go
look at the car.
He'll...
see a little damage.
He'll come back in,
give us the money.
That'll be that.
Right?
Sure.
Absolutely.
All right.
First we set you up
with new identities,
probably
in a foreign country.
You'll need passports,
driver's licenses,
and weapons.
You'll need weapons
in case he tracks you down.
Moe, Larry, and Curly...
the three jabonies.
Uncle Phil,
can you lend us
the money?
We don't need a lot,
like, 600 or 700 bucks.
I want your mother
to have that car.
You got to
get it fixed.
It'd be my pleasure
to give you
the money.
But, um...
see, my cash flow--
Well...
right now it's not...
flowing so well,
if you get my drift.
If you came
last week or next week--
We can't wait
another week.
Blew your money
on the dogs?
I made an investment
that didn't pay off.
Four jabonies.
You got that right.
It gets back
to your father,
I'll kill you.
You live here,
you don't have
500 bucks to lend us?
You got any ideas?
We're falling apart here.
Got any money
between you?
Your coin collection.
What's that worth?
$90.
All right.
I'll let you in
on something.
This friend of mine,
Foxy Birnbaum
gave me a very, very,
very, very hot tip.
On a dog.
No, on a buffalo.
It's a dog track.
What do you think?
This guy
with the tip--
He's reliable?
Yeah, he's reliable.
They call him Foxy.
Look, Foxy says it's
a definite can-do.
Here are the official entries
for the fifth race.
Running 5/16
of a mile...
number 1, Flyboy, 67.
6-7.
Number 2,
Donna's Delight, 77 1/2.
7-7 1/2.
Number 3,
Impossible Dream--
What are those numbers?
Those are
the odds.
Tells you what you get
if you win.
I know what odds are,
Marvin.
I've been
to the track before.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Number 5, Cindy Mist.
77 1/2.
Which one
of these dogs
is the hot tip?
Number 6,
Silver Stu.
Number 6, Silver Stu.
79. 7-9.
All right,
let's place the bet.
Yeah? Hey, you! Yeah.
We'd like to bet
on that one there.
It's better
if you go up to
the betting window.
I knew that.
♪ My love must be
a kind of blind love ♪
♪ I can't see anyone
but you ♪
♪ Doo bop doo bop ♪
♪ Doo bop doo bop ♪
♪ Are the stars
out tonight? ♪
♪ Doo bob doo bop ♪
♪ Maybe millions
of people ♪
♪ Go by ♪
♪ But they all
disappear ♪
Hello.
♪ From view ♪
Tammy?
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ And I only ♪
Tammy.
♪ Have eyes ♪
♪ For you ♪
♪ Doo bob doo bop ♪
♪ Doo bob doo bop ♪
Hi.
This Flyboy
looks good.
Don't screw around.
Make the bet
we agreed on.
He's never been
in the money.
We're putting
all our money
on a dog
that's never
won a race?
That's why
he's the long shot.
Flyboy is a winner.
Look at the last
finishes.
He's first, first,
third, second, second.
You want to buy
a pack of Lucky's,
bet on Flyboy.
You want to fix the car,
bet on Silver Stu.
He's never even
won a race.
You're making
a mistake.
All right!
Do it your way.
90 bucks.
Are you really serious
about this...Rick?
Buddy, I don't know.
I don't know anything
right now.
I know.
I know I love you.
You loved me at college.
That's a different world.
You don't know me
well enough to love me.
I think
we should go to bed.
What?
Right now.
It's only fair.
Buddy,
I don't believe you.
Listen, Tammy.
O.K.?
Just listen to me.
I'm 22 years old.
I'll probably live
to be 90.
That's...68 years.
68 years
I'd have to live
without you.
It's too long.
I can't do it.
Remember the last time
we made love?
Yes. It was great.
Nah,
it wasn't great.
I fell asleep
the minute
it was over.
I was tired, sure.
But if I had known
it was the last time,
I would have been
much more attentive,
believe me.
I didn't mind
that you fell asleep.
If you didn't mind,
you wouldn't be
leaving me.
♪ Baby, baby ♪
♪ Baby, baby ♪
One minute
till post time,
ladies and gentlemen.
One minute.
♪ Aha ♪
♪ Puerto rice ♪
I did
what I thought
was best.
I did what
I thought
was best.
You're something.
The flag is up.
Here comes Sparky.
And they're off
and running!
Flyboy jumps
to an early lead.
The one to watch
is Cindy Mist.
Come on, Flyboy!
Silver Stu's
going to win it.
Bringing up the rear
it's number 6, Silver Stu.
Into the first turn,
it's number 1, Flyboy...
Come on, Flyboy!
Silver Stu
and Donna's Delight.
Come on, Flyboy!
Come on!
Number 6, Silver Stu,
the long shot,
makes his move
on the outside rail.
You son of a bitch,
Marvin!
I bet on Silver Stu.
Silver Stu!
Silver Stu!
Come on!
Silver Stu!
Silver Stu
moving into second.
Coming into
the home stretch,
it's Flyboy
followed by number 6,
Silver Stu.
It's Flyboy, Silver Stu.
Silver Stu
takes the lead.
It's Silver Stu!
You were saying,
my friend?
Buddy, Buddy,
come on, wake up.
Rick will be here
any minute.
Damn it!
I did it again.
Come on, hurry.
Get your pants on.
I don't believe it.
You know, Marvin
gave me these
a long time ago.
Hurry. Rick will hurt you
if he finds you here.
Get your pants on.
My shoes.
Here's your jacket.
Come on.
I love you so much.
It's so great to see you.
Buddy, come on.
I'm staying
at my Uncle's.
Please come on.
You got to go.
Why are you wasting
your life with
this loser?
Is that right?
Rick, hi.
Think about
what I said.
Rick, don't.
Don't get involved here.
Loser?
Stop it!
O.K., Uncle.
I get it.
Rick, stop it!
Doesn't he know
the meaning
of surrender?
Stop it!
Rick.
Candy-ass
college boy.
Buddy?
Are you O.K.?
Here's a guy.
He's advertising
a ton of vintage
caddy parts.
His name is James
B. Hillenbrand III.
Thurston Road.
How about this?
"Doc Sturgeon,
the Cadillac Surgeon.
"Body work
and paint jobs
"Done lightning fast
and dirt cheap.
Proof of ownership
not always necessary."
Now
we're cooking.
Hey, Buddy boy!
Check it out.
What's the matter
with you?
We had sex.
Good.
Buddy?
Buddy, come on.
Buddy.
Aw!
Bud.
What happened, Buddy?
Yeah...
I met Rick.
You had a fight?
I didn't have a fight.
He had a fight.
I think he won.
This hurt?
Aah!
Let's go get him.
Clean him up
and call it a night.
We're not going!
We don't even know
what happened.
We had sex.
What can I do for you?
Come on,
you son of a bitch!
Come on!
You touch
my brother again,
I'll kill you!
What the hell
are you doing?
Working on my sign.
I'm worried sick.
I can't go
for a walk?
You couldn't wake me?
You scared the living hell
out of me.
I didn't want to
worry you.
You walked?
If you woke up,
you'd need the car
to find me, so I walked.
Let's go home, sweetie.
It works.
What works?
The sign works.
I stopped.
100 years from now
when they excavate,
it's still going to be there.
Perfect. No rust.
You make any coffee?
Yeah, I made a pot
before I went
hysterical.
You don't mind my asking?
It's all right
that I ask?
Let's go!
We got a big day ahead!
Come on, move out!
Back off,
Marvin!
No time, boy!
Let's go! Come on!
Hop to!
Every inch of my body
is on fire.
Be sore tomorrow,
Buddy.
We got a car
to fix today.
For one fleeting moment
at the track last night,
I thought maybe,
just maybe,
I was wrong about you.
For a second,
I even started
to like you.
Then you let that guy
beat up Buddy,
don't do shit about it.
I'm just
letting you know
I feel nothing
for you, Marvin.
You just dissolved.
You're not even
a person.
It's going to be
a big job.
It's got structural damage.
You got to paint
the whole thing,
top to bottom.
You've got a very
sick girl here.
But we got money.
That's good, son,
because money is
a key factor here.
You going to fix
this car, Dad?
Billy, go away.
I'm busy here.
The car, she's
in a state of shock.
She's a wounded beauty.
I've got to work fast.
We want you
to work fast.
I've got to be gentle,
like in Bambi.
Pardon me?
Bambi. Remember?
All the little woods people,
they thought she was dead.
Yeah?
She wasn't.
Just in shock.
They had to be very gentle
with little Bambi,
they did.
The car's in shock?
You bet she is.
It's got to look
brand-new.
Of course
it does.
Believe me,
I know just
how you feel.
Dad, can I help you
fix the car?
Billy, I told you
I'm working.
Now, scat. Go on.
Bambi's mom,
she's the one
that got killed, right?
That's correct.
Thumper.
No, no. Thumper
was a bunny.
Right!
The little bunny.
He'd stomp his foot.
Hi, Billy.
Hi.
My name's Bobby.
Doesn't feel too good
getting yelled at,
does it?
No.
It's got to be done
by noon tomorrow.
Get out of here.
No, no. See,
it's our last chance.
If it's not tomorrow,
it's nothing.
Then it's nothing,
because I can't
do it.
You collect coins,
Billy?
I have pennies
in my drawer.
See this coin here?
It was made in 1917.
Not many like it
in America.
You a coin collector?
Yeah...I was.
This is
my last coin.
I want you
to have it.
There's no time.
We'll help,
the three of us.
Done any
body work lately,
have you, son?
No.
Right.
It's a really
very special coin.
There you go.
Thank you.
You're talking
24 hours.
Hell, I rush
this thing,
the patient
could die.
The answer's no.
Come on, Bobby.
Let's go.
O.K.
Take care.
Bye.
What do you
got there?
He gave me this coin,
a half-dollar from 1917.
Hey, hold on, boys!
Yeah.
I'll be right back.
Wheel the car
in the garage there.
24 hours.
Jesus H. Christ.
♪ Come on over, baby ♪
♪ Whole lotta shakin'
goin' on ♪
♪ Yes, I say
come on over, baby ♪
Now, boys, let's
remember Bambi, now.
Real gentle.
♪ Whole lotta shakin'
goin' on ♪
♪ Well, I say
come on over, baby ♪
♪ We got kickin'
in the corner ♪
♪ Whoo,
come on over, baby ♪
♪ Baby, got the bull
by the horn-A ♪
♪ We ain't fakin' ♪
♪ Whole lotta shakin'
goin' on ♪
♪ Well, let's shake,
baby, shake ♪
Pizza.
♪ I said shake it, baby,
shake it ♪
♪ Let's shake,
baby, shake ♪
♪ Come on over ♪
♪ Whole lotta shakin'
goin' on ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
Hi.
Hi.
Your Uncle Phil told me
where to find you.
Yeah?
Buddy,
I don't blame you
if you hate me.
I don't hate you.
Did he hurt you bad?
No.
Well, yeah.
But not...
not as bad
as I did.
If it's
any consolation,
Rick feels worse
than you do.
I doubt that.
He's got
a broken nose and
three cracked ribs.
Really?
I hit him that hard?
You didn't hit him
at all.
I'm missing
something here.
Whose ribs are broken?
Rick's.
By whom?
By your big brother.
I better get going.
I'll walk you out.
♪ Could this be magic ♪
♪ My dear? ♪
♪ My heart's all alone ♪
Call me?
You want me to?
Only if you want to.
♪ Outside, where I sat ♪
♪ So far from above ♪
♪ I thought
that it would be ♪
♪ Just a memory ♪
♪ To linger ♪
♪ My heart's in pain ♪
♪ But to my surprise ♪
♪ I open up my eyes ♪
♪ And I'm with you ♪
♪ Dear, once again ♪
♪ Could this be magic
my dear? ♪
Tomorrow?
Great.
♪ If this is magic ♪
♪ Then magic is mine ♪
♪ Could this be magic? ♪
♪ Then magic ♪
♪ Is mine ♪
Marvin.
In a second,
I'm going to apologize.
I don't want you
to gloat.
I just want to
walk over there,
apologize,
then walk back over
to my side of the car
so we can get on
with our lives.
That O.K. With you?
That's fine.
Marvin.
Yeah?
I'm sorry.
I was wrong.
You know, I was
wrong about you,
and I'm sorry.
Showtime, son.
Don't worry, Dad.
It'll be right.
Well, I always
get nervous
before a debut.
Here we go.
Well, what
do you think?
Boys, the glass
slipper fits.
Yeah!
I believe
it's all here.
I've been thinking.
Seeing as it's your
mother's birthday
and all, well--
You mean--
The way I feel,
it ought to be
payment enough.
Hey.
But it's not.
Congratulate
your mama,
would you?
Buddy?
Yeah, Doc?
Thump, thump.
Thump, thump.
All right.
Thanks again.
All right.
Bye, boys.
So long.
What are you
looking for?
Nothing.
You've been jittery
as a fox all morning.
What?
Maybe we should get out,
have a little lunch.
Might be nice to do
something special today.
Yeah?
Why's that?
No reason.
So we're agreed.
Dad never knows
what happened.
It's our secret.
There they are.
We got them.
Shit! It's Rick!
No.
Out of the car,
soldier boy.
We got a score
to settle.
Marvin,
he's got a bat.
Marvin. Marvin!
What?
I see the bat.
He's hitting the car,
Marvin.
Hey, all right!
All right!
All right!
Come on, burrhead.
I've been waiting for this.
Nice bat.
He's got
a Joe Pepitone.
Wow. I love Pepitone.
Hey, Bobby,
look who's here.
Rick's friend. Rick says
you married your cousin.
Congratulations.
Come on,
soldier boy.
I'll take Rick,
guys.
Bobby, you take--
What's your name?
Raymond.
You guys take
Raymond here.
O.K. By me. Bob?
Great.
I'll take
the body shots.
No hitting Bobby
in the face.
Hit me in the face.
Hit him in the stomach,
he'll throw up on you.
Hey! Yeah! Ho!
Strike!
This has
a nice feel to it.
Come on, Ray!
Come on, Marvin!
Come on!
Play ball, Buddy!
Get him! Aah!
Nobody messes
with the Libners!
Jesus Christ.
Must have thought
we were crazy.
We were.
Who fights
a crazy person?
Rick's too smart
for that.
Ho! Yeah!
You have
a nice swing.
Whoo! There it goes.
Nice throw.
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ Let's go, baby,
Louie Louie ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ Three nights and days♪
♪ I sail the sea ♪
No.
Look at this.
♪ Me think of girl,
constantly... ♪
My car!
Shit!
Aah!
Shit!
Fred?
My God, Fred!
Does that
ring a bell?
It's beautiful.
Fred, I love you.
Happy birthday, Mom!
My babies!
Buddy!
Happy birthday.
Marvin.
Happy birthday,
Mom.
Bobby!
Mom!
How are you?
Well, you going to
take it for a ride,
for God's sakes?
After lunch.
Now! They drove it
all the way
from Michigan,
for God's sakes.
It's beautiful.
I love it.
It's blue.
I love blue.
I'm going to go
make lunch,
and we're going to
sit around and talk.
Take a ride
in your car.
Then we'll go
for a ride.
I'm going to
help mom.
Here we go.
Hey, Pop, Pop.
So how was it?
How was it?
You have a good trip?
Good. It was good.
Guys? Good?
Yeah. Nice.
Very, very nice.
Any problems?
No.
No problems at all.
About the--
We had a little trouble
finding the gas cap.
It's in the taillight.
The left taillight.
I know.
Bobby found it.
Yeah.
Very good.
Hot out there?
Was it hot
on the road?
Yeah, it was hot.
Extremely hot.
It cooled off
when we got into Florida.
Yeah.
It's been cool here.
Florida. Go figure.
Hey, Bobby and Buddy
and I...
we figured it out.
Yeah? What?
It's the same car
you bought mom
nine years ago.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Your Cousin Marlene's
got that car
up in Oregon.
We all get together,
bring this car down.
It's not the same car.
You all got together.
Yeah, to bring
the car--
Look at me.
We all got together.
I'm looking at you.
Look at your brothers.
You know those guys?
Yeah, I do.
How well
do you know them?
Very well.
Good.
We all got together.
I don't give a damn
about a car.
Understand?
I think so.
Good.
You did good.
All you guys.
That dent's going to
cost you 500 bucks.
We'll fix that, Pop.
Yes, you will.
Go on inside.
Your mother's going to have
a conniption fit.
Hey, Pop.
Yeah?
I told them.
What?
About you.
Well, I had to.
Good.
I knew you would.
You did good, Marvin.
You did real good.
Pop died that winter...
but not before
he made his point.
Me and Buddy and Bobby,
we all get together
for holidays, ball games,
kids' birthdays,
and that's
because of Pop.
By the way,
Louie Louie?
It is a sea chantey.
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Duh duh duh
duh duh ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Me gotta go ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Me gotta go ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Fine little girl,
she wait for me ♪
♪ Me catch the ship
for cross the sea ♪
♪ I sail the ship
all alone ♪
♪ I never think
I make it home ♪
♪ And, Louie Louie ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Well, me gotta go ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ Me gotta go ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Louie ♪
♪ Louie ♪
♪ Louie ♪
♪ We gotta go now ♪
♪ Louie ♪
♪ We gotta go ♪
♪ A fine little girl
she waits for me ♪
♪ Me catch the ship
across the sea ♪
♪ I sailed the ship
all alone ♪
♪ I never think
I'll make it home ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No,
we gotta go ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ A fine little girl,
she waits for me ♪
♪ Me catch the ship
across the sea ♪
♪ I sailed the ship
all alone ♪
♪ Me never think how
I'll make it home ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No,
we gotta go ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No,
we gotta go ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No,
we gotta go ♪
♪ Baby ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No,
we gotta go ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ A fine little girl,
she waits for me ♪
♪ Me catch the ship
across the sea ♪
♪ I sailed the ship
all alone ♪
♪ Me never think how
I'll make it home ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No,
we gotta go ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No,
we gotta go ♪
doggie in the window? ♪
♪ The one
with the waggly tail ♪
♪ How much is that doggie
in the window... ♪
Hey! Marvin, Buddy, Bobby!
Everybody up!
Rise and shine!
Hit the deck!
I'm making waffles!
Watch it!
That's for school!
What is it?
It's my science project
for school.
But what is it?
You don't know?
Should I?
I'm sick.
Don't leave it out.
Everyone can step on it.
Maybe I should stay home.
When is that thing due?
Today.
Put the seat up!
Besides, it's on
our side of the room.
It's half and half.
I told you,
keep your stuff
on your side!
It is on my side.
The line is here!
It's on the line!
Who said
there was a line?
I said! Keep your stuff
away from my stuff!
You little twerp!
Get off!
I'm just
jumping.
Jump on
your own bed!
I'll hit my head!
God help me,
I feel sick.
Come on, Buddy, get up.
Bobby, get down!
It's only a bed,
Marvin.
Bobby, stop jumping!
Get off the goddamn
bed, Bobby!
Marvin, stop yelling!
Fred, they're
fighting again!
See what you made me do?
It was Marvin's
fault.
I said put that damn thing
somewhere safe.
You're a tight-ass,
Marvin.
Hey!
Aah!
Aah!
Get off of me!
I'll kill you,
you stupid--
Hey, you going to
make me come up there?
I'm gonna kill you!
What the hell
are you doing?
What's going on here?
Can't you get along
for five minutes,
for Christ's sake?
Breakfast
is ready!
I can't wait to get
out of this place.
Hi.
Sergeant Libner, sir.
I spoke to your
father today.
Everything's
in order, son.
Have a safe trip.
O.K.
Yeah.
This is it.
See you guys later.
Have a great summer.
Yeah, you, too.
Hey--buddy?
Marvin!
Marvin!
Buddy!
Buddy boy!
Marvin!
How are you?
Hey! Look at you!
Look at you,
big brother!
You son of a gun!
You son of a gun!
Jeez, you look great,
Marvin.
No, you look great.
You son of a gun!
How you been?
What's it been,
like five years?
Three years.
Three years.
Maybe five,
maybe five.
It's been
a long time.
3-5 years.
You look good--
You look great!
You, too!
Army?
Yeah.
Air force.
Air Force, Air Force.
Sergeant.
Right.
Sergeant
in the Air Force.
Right.
What do they
call that?
What?
In the Air Force,
when you're a Sergeant--
What do they
call that?
Sergeant.
Right! Right.
Yeah.
So this is going
to be great.
What,
what are you doing?
What do you mean?
What are you
doing here?
What are you
doing here?
Dad told me
to pick this car up.
Yeah, well?
He didn't mention
anything about you.
He failed to mention
you, either.
Let's hit the road.
Yeah. We got to
get Bobby.
Bobby.
Dad didn't tell you
to pick up Bobby?
Nope.
He told me
to pick up Bobby.
He didn't tell me.
My telegram says
to pick up Bobby.
You look good.
♪ Well, I'm
the type of guy ♪
♪ Who will never
settle down ♪
♪ Where pretty girls are ♪
♪ Well, you know
that I'm around ♪
♪ I kiss 'em
and I love 'em ♪
♪ 'cause to me
they're all the same... ♪
Dad says Bobby's
doing really well here.
What kind of high school
is this?
It's kind of
a reform school.
The place is supposed
to be extremely strict.
You'd have to go
a long way
to reform Bobby.
♪ There's Flo
on my left arm ♪
♪ And there's
Mary on my right arm ♪
♪ And Janie is the girl ♪
♪ Well, that I'll
be with tonight ♪
♪ And when she asks me ♪
♪ Which one I love
the best ♪
♪ I'll tear open
my shirt ♪
♪ And show her
Rosie on my chest ♪
♪ 'cause I'm a wanderer ♪
♪ Yeah,
a wanderer... ♪
Bobby!
Buddy boy,
how ya doin'?
We're late.
Only an hour.
Where the hell
were you?
It's 20 miles
to get here.
Marvin, how you doing?
Throw your stuff
in the back.
O.K.
O.K., Marvin,
way to say hi.
Hello, Robert.
Let's go.
How long's it been?
A long time.
What, three years?
Maybe five.
It's between
three and five years.
Can we get going?
Marvin, doesn't
Bobby look great?
He looks great.
Marvin, look at you!
Army man.
Air force.
Good. That's good.
Air force.
Marvin, you big lug.
Is he adorable?
Put that
cigarette
out.
Is this man adorable
or what?
Give your baby brother
a kiss.
Can we
get going?
Marvy, kiss me.
O.K., play hard to get.
This thing is great.
I want you guys to know
I'm willing to do my share
of the driving.
You got a license?
Yeah.
Nope.
Way to run with it,
Buddy.
Marvin, stop the car.
Stop the car!
Hey! Professor Kloppner!
Have a nice summer!
And then suck me off,
you big dumb asshole!
The same goes for that
fat-cow wife of yours!
O.K., let's go.
Come on, Marvin,
let's go.
Let's go. Come on.
Look, here comes
the professor.
Looks like
he wants
to talk to you.
It's the pedal
on the right.
Push it down and go!
We zoom!
Let's go, Marvin.
Marvin, I think
the joke's over.
I get it.
You're joking
with me, right?
You are going
to go any
second, right?
I love this--
Marvin with a
sense of humor.
I always thought
you're, like,
the Bob Hope
of the family.
You say something,
Libner?
Suck me off!
Suck me off!
Allergies.
We've spent a lot of time
together, haven't we?
Yes, sir, we...
Suck me off!
Do you have
a cat?
You're a funny boy,
aren't you, Libner?
Well, you know,
I believe that laughter
is the shortest distance
between two people.
I think Kennedy
said that.
I've got a feeling
that you'll have me
in stitches
all next year,
my friend.
Can we go now,
Marvin?
Have a nice summer.
Thank you.
You, too.
Rest up.
O.K.
Say hello
to your wife.
Suck me off!
Fidel Castro.
Let me tell you something
about Fidel Castro.
Sorry to tell you,
he's not a real man.
Fred!
If he was here,
would he bait a fishhook
with his hands?
I think no.
You're saying
Castro's--
I let the facts
speak for themselves.
Watch your line.
You're drifting.
Hello, Fred. Boys,
are we having any luck?
I'd do better
if I threw my pole
in the water.
Marvin's on
the phone, sweetie.
Yeah? Marvin?
Long-distance?
He's calling
collect.
What else is new?
Watch my pole, Marty.
Why is he calling in
on a Wednesday?
He never calls
on a Wednesday.
How do I know?
Think I know
something you don't?
Why is everything
my responsibility?
Ask him to come
and visit.
I miss my boy.
I can't
get her off of me.
Marvin, are you there?
Hey, hi! Hi, Pop.
Hi, how are you?
Fine. Tell me
about the car.
How's Mom?
Fine. Tell me
about the car.
It's beautiful, Pop.
It's just perfect.
Make sure
it stays that way.
That's
your mother's car.
That's a gift
for your precious
jewel of a mother.
You want a sandwich?
I'm on long-distance,
for Christ's sakes!
Marvin, are you there?
Buddy, get the can
off the hood!
What's a can
on the hood for?
Let me talk
to dad.
You there?
Yeah, I'm here, Pop.
No screw-ups,
Marvin.
Right, Pop.
What?
I said right.
Never mind.
I want you and your
brothers here Sunday
without a scratch
on you.
The you-know-what
better be in
the same condition.
Wow, look at that.
Isn't that something?
Fill it up, I guess.
That's neat.
Honey,
you want one?
What's that?
Tuna fish.
I'm fishing,
and you're making
tuna fish sandwiches.
Jesus Christ almighty.
Marvin, let me
talk to dad.
Hi, Dad!
Who's that?
It's Buddy!
I was talking to Marvin.
If I want to talk
to you, I'll tell
Marvin to put you on!
Put Marvin back on!
Marvin.
Yeah. Hi, Pop.
Marvin,
are you there?
I'm here.
Put Buddy on.
Hey, Buddy!
Hi. Buddy again.
I'll say this only once,
so listen carefully.
Your brother Marvin
is in charge, not you.
Is that clear? Tell him.
Marvin, Dad says
you're in charge.
Did you
tell him?
Yeah.
Good. Now put
Bobby on.
Bobby, you're up.
I don't want
to talk to him.
Bobby?
Hey, Pop.
How ya doin'?
I'm fine.
Christ almighty.
Sorry, Dad.
I'll tell you this once,
so listen very,
very carefully.
Your mother
loves you very much,
maybe the most.
I think you'll be
in the penitentiary
within the year,
but what do I know?
Your mother loves you,
so for her sake,
do not screw this up!
Yeah, Pop.
Put Marvin on.
Hello?
Not a scratch, Marvin.
I want it perfect.
I want I clean.
I want a full tank of gas.
Do not disappoint me.
Goodbye.
♪ I'll never let you see ♪
♪ The way my broken heat
is hurtin' me ♪
♪ I've got my pride ♪
♪ And I know how to hide
all my sorrow and pain ♪
♪ I'll do my cryin'
in the rain ♪
♪ If I wait-- ♪
...do that again!
♪ You'll never know ♪
♪ That I still
love you so ♪
♪ Raindrops fallin'
from heaven ♪
Just a bug.
It's really
a lousy picture.
She's cute.
She's much cuter
than this, really.
Yeah,
she's cute,
she's cute!
She's beautiful.
I'm thrilled.
Can we get
out of here
while we're
still young?
Forget it.
Marvin, there's something
I want to ask you.
So ask.
You're going to go back,
work for dad, right?
Yeah. So?
Well...
Why?
What's the matter
with that?
Nothing. It's just...
It's Dad.
So?
What exactly
will you do
down there?
I don't know,
but he said
he's working on
something big.
Like the two-sided
fishing rod with
the reel in the middle?
Stupid idea.
It's not a stupid idea.
It's a business!
Work, responsibility.
Don't these words
mean anything to you?
Duh.
Shut up. Let me eat.
Eat.
My God,
we have movement!
Ladies and gentlemen,
the fork has officially
left the plate.
It's down now.
I'll pay.
We'll split it three ways
down the middle.
I had two cheeseburgers,
90 cents--
I'm paying.
Not necessary.
I said I'd pay!
I'll pay my own way.
Yeah?
Since when?
Who died
and made you King Shit?
Nobody died,
goddamn it!
Give me the
goddamn check!
2.75, please.
All aboard!
Thank you
very much.
Don't do me
any favors.
I came, didn't I?
Stop looking
at your watch.
I got to be
at the track
for the daily double.
God forbid you
shouldn't feed
the greyhounds.
I don't need you
to tell me
how to live.
How could a person spend
an entire lifetime
in a place like this?
What are you,
a bat?
I got a brother
who's a bat.
This is the project
I'm working on
for Marvin.
I remember this project.
Thomas Edison.
I almost made
a bundle on that.
Why didn't you?
If you're going
to criticize,
take off!
All right!
Show me what you
made for Marvin.
Looks like
a stop sign, Fred.
It is a stop sign.
I got to go, Fred.
Nice talking to you.
Touch it.
What for?
It's a stop sign.
You made my nephew
a stop sign.
I'll go before
I say something
upsetting,
like
you're a putz.
Touch it!
Knock it.
Smell it.
All right?
Knock it.
I'm not knocking it,
I'm not smelling it.
Jesus Christ.
All right! Here.
So?
Feels like wood,
right?
It feels like wood.
When I knocked it,
it felt like wood.
It's not.
It's polyurethane.
It's plastic.
Why?
It's the stop sign
of tomorrow!
What's wrong with
the stop sign of today?
I got to go. Really.
It's an annuity
for my kids,
for all three of them.
It's a legacy.
It floats.
It won't rust.
It'll last forever.
So it's,
it's like a legacy.
I...
I didn't look at it
that way...
but--
Hey, I can see what
you're talking about.
It's...
it's a good legacy.
A floating
stop sign.
I like it.
it's something
I'm fooling around with.
Maybe Marvin could
manufacture it
and make something
of himself.
Come to the track
with me.
Big shot.
I got work to do.
You could use
some sun.
I'm not a gambler.
No? Exhibit "A."
Take off if you're
going to take off.
I was trying to be nice.
You didn't call me
a putz?
I had the urge to,
but I didn't!
There's a big
difference.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
I like your sign.
What do you know
about signs?
Putz!
Schmuck!
I don't get this.
What?
This trip.
Turn that up.
Even for Pop.
What? He bought mom a car.
We're delivering the car.
That's what
I don't get.
You're too young
to remember.
Are we speaking
to us?
We had a car
like this once.
Yeah, right. A Caddy.
Yeah, a '54 Caddy.
Remember? Dad pulled
up in it. It had
a big bow on it.
A big red bow!
The interior
was very similar
to this.
It was almost
exactly the same
as this.
God, that was
a hell of a car.
Only had it for
a couple of days.
Pop was
really sorry
he gave it up
'cause mom
loved that car.
It was the same blue
as this.
Now he bought
another '54.
What a romantic
son of a gun.
Damn. But why drive
a 9-year-old car
from Detroit to Miami?
I mean why
are we doing this?
The old man works
in mysterious ways.
My God.
What?
I figured it out.
What?
This is it!
This is our old car!
Holy shit!
You're right.
I bet you're right!
The old man
tracked it down!
I don't know
how he did it,
but he did it!
I can't--
That son of a gun!
I'm right,
aren't I?
You're right!
My God,
this is incredible.
God!
Cool!
My God.
Amazing!
You were right!
God, help me!
What's wrong?
Nothing. I'm fine.
You going
to throw up?
Don't throw up
in the car, Buddy!
I bet the diner food
made you sick.
You had the Spanish
omelet, right?
It looked greasy.
That burger wasn't
any good, either.
Would you shut up,
Bobby!
If he said he won't
throw up, he won't.
I'm going to throw up.
No! That is
a negative!
Do not throw up
in this car!
Don't panic.
Pull the car over.
We're on
a bridge!
Barf out the back!
Not out the back!
It'll blow back in!
Show a little
compassion.
You'd be
in the same boat
if you'd eaten
that greasy omelet.
Bobby, goddamn it!
It was just grease.
It was like grease
on the grease.
Shut up!
Swallow!
Gulp in the air!
Just swallow!
Keep swallowing,
O.K..?
Swallow!
Is that helping?
Good!
I thought you'd
outgrown this
a long time ago.
Does that
really work?
Yeah.
Because you're swallowing
your own throw up,
you know that?
Buddy, don't
listen to him!
Buddy?
Aah!
Aah!
You see that?
I knew it was
the omelet.
Shut up!
What?
♪ And the rockets'
red glare ♪
Feeling better?
A little.
Want some?
♪ Through the night ♪
♪ That our flag
was still there ♪
Is that a no?
♪ Banner-- ♪
Hey, Buddy!
Shut the door!
Don't flush--
Jesus Christ! You don't
flush the toilet when
someone's showering!
You gave me
third-degree burns
on my back!
Sorry, Marvin.
I was vomiting.
The Fugitive.
O.K.
Hey, turn on
the game!
What game?
I'm watching
The Fugitive.
What are you
talking about?
Koufax is pitching.
You packed
a bathrobe?
Excuse me, General.
I'm watching
a program here.
This is the best
left-hander
who ever lived.
Can you
believe this?
Actually, Bobby,
I'd like to watch
the baseball game.
Really?
What's the matter?
Since when are you
such a baseball fan?
Always.
It's gang up on
the kid brother.
I'm not ganging up
on anybody.
You never watched
baseball at home.
How could I?
If you weren't glued
to Howdy Doody,
it was Crusader Rabbit.
Be quiet.
He's pitching
a shutout here.
I'm watching
The Fugitive.
You're not
watching The Fugitive.
I'm in charge.
I'm the leader.
You're the leader
of the TV?
Yeah.
The kid can't vote?
We voted.
It was 2-1.
You lost.
Right, Buddy?
Marvin, I don't want
to watch the game
because
you're in charge.
I want to watch
because I want to.
It's my own feeling,
I mean,
if that's possible!
What, you don't
think I recognize
your feelings?
You think I can't feel?
Screw you!
And screw you, too!
Our leader.
Got 5 miles
till the interstate.
You want
the radio on?
No, thanks.
Bob?
Bobby?
What?
Want the radio on?
No.
Pretty hot chick?
Yeah, she's great, Marvin.
You still like to
look at the girls,
don't ya?
Or does this Tammy
have you too whipped?
I still look.
How 'bout you, Bobby?
I bet you have
some good times
with the ladies?
Hey, look, Marvin,
you're a tight-ass.
You know that,
we know that,
so there's no point
in trying to make us think
any different.
You think I'm
a tight-ass?
I know you're
a tight-ass.
Everybody knows
you're a tight-ass.
Why don't you turn around.
I'm afraid I might catch it.
Hi.
We going a little
fast there, Marvin?
The faster we get
to Florida, the better.
A hundred bucks?
Easy.
Shit!
What?
Shit, the cops!
You messed up, Marvin.
Damn it!
Marvin, pull over.
Marvin.
Would you pull over?
Marvin!
Sheez!
No!
Aah! Aah!
Shit!
Look at this!
The goddamn
headlight's busted.
Jesus Christ!
The whole front end
is screwed up!
Goddamn it!
If you hadn't been
such a shit,
this never
would've happened.
Marvin,
it's not my fault.
Guys, please.
Don't start
fighting again.
Are you going
to throw up again?
We can get this
fixed in Palm Beach.
Maybe 60 bucks.
60 bucks?
It's going to cost
more than 60 bucks!
Who's in charge here?
He is!
He is!
You driving, Sergeant?
Yes. Yes, I was.
Any idea how fast
you were going?
I was...
50?
Look, I'm just...
I'm just upset
that--
You mind stepping back
to the squad car
with us, Sergeant?
Yeah. O.K.
You guys wait here.
O.K. We were going
to take in a show--
Shut up!
Your license, Sergeant.
What do you think's
going to happen?
Marvin's going
to get the chair.
You're in
a real big hurry,
ain't you, Sergeant?
Yeah. I'm trying to get
down to Florida.
Get rid of my two
little brothers there.
I know
how you feel.
I got three brothers.
Make me sick
to be around them.
Always yak,
yak, yak, yak.
You know how
it is, then.
As a matter of fact,
you remind me
of my oldest brother,
the one I really
can't stand.
I hope Marvin
doesn't lose his temper
with these guys.
I'll go talk
to the boys here.
So?
Is there a fine?
Yes. There's a fine.
How much?
How much you got,
both of you?
I got...
I got 115 bucks, total.
That's not enough?
They want 250!
What did you say, yes?
What do you want me
to say, genius?
It's either that
or a week in jail.
It's an awful lot
for a speeding ticket.
We're not buying a painting.
You don't haggle.
They're cops.
These are Southern cops!
We're in the middle
of goddamn Klan country.
O.K. First of all,
this isn't Klan country.
These are decent,
hard-working people.
Buddy! I don't have
time for this now!
Give me your money.
I got 40 bucks.
That's it. I'm busted.
Buddy.
Buddy!
All right, Marvin.
I've got $100.
This is probably
a bad time
to mention it,
but I need this money
to buy Tammy
an engagement ring.
Sorry.
You got to give me
the money.
We're broke.
Marvin, you're going
to have to call dad.
You want some fruit?
It's good for you.
If I liked it
and it was bad for me,
I would eat it--
If I liked it,
which I don't.
You got a nectarine?
I got it. Hello.
I have a collect call
for anyone
from Marvin Libner.
All you had to say
was Marvin Libner.
The collect part
I could have told you.
Hey, Pop!
What's wrong
with the car?
Nothing! Hey!
Marvin, is there
a problem with the car?
No. Not a problem.
Then what the hell
are you calling me for?
Um...
Yeah. The...
the car.
What--what kind
of gas does it take?
You're calling me
long-distance collect
to ask me what kind
of gas it takes?
High-test, you jerk!
Get off the phone
before I bust
a blood vessel.
O.K., Pop.
See you soon.
Buddy?
Buddy?
Hi.
You awake?
No.
I can't sleep.
Do the thing
with the sheep.
Thank you, Marvin.
I'll give it a try.
Come on, Buddy.
Let's talk.
We can talk about
you and Tammy.
Yeah.
O.K.
Does she put out?
None of your business.
Come on.
Forget it.
When was it you
got her, first date?
Second?
Third?
Will you guys shut up?
I'm trying to sleep.
Let's talk about
the first date.
I don't want
to talk about it.
Which date?
Get some sleep, Bobby.
That's all
I want to know.
Did you take her
to dinner?
The movies.
Have a good time?
It was great.
We saw Splendor
in the Grass.
Did you buy her candy?
Sure.
Did you feel her up?
Bobby.
You did, didn't you?
Under or over?
Good night, Bobby.
Under! I knew it.
Bobby.
What?
Tammy isn't the kind of
woman you think she is.
So you didn't do the deed?
This isn't
the sort of thing
adults talk about.
Please.
Yes, we did.
Good for you, Buddy.
Look,
you know, I know
this isn't easy for you.
This is all I got.
Do what you think
you should do.
O.K.
Buddy, you ready?
What are you doing?
All this time you were
holding out on me?
Marvin!
I'm sleeping
in a field?
I'm giving it
to you now.
You held out on me.
I'm giving it
to you now.
What else
you holding out?
What's this?
Marvin--
What is this?
It's a coin collection.
Give me my bag.
I didn't know
you still had these.
Marvin!
You fink!
That's it, Marvin.
I'm going back
to Detroit.
Get the hell
out of here, Robert.
Thank you, Marvin.
Don't tell me
where I go.
You don't tell me
shit, understand?
Cut out
the Robert crap.
You're not Pop.
You just think you are.
Goddamn it, Buddy.
What'd I do?
Bobby, get in the car.
I don't have
time for this.
Hate me after
we deliver the car.
Don't tell me when
to hate you, Marvin.
I hate you
all the fuckin' time.
I could give a shit!
Maybe if you gave a shit,
I wouldn't hate ya!
All right, fine. Blow.
Beat it, you little runt.
You wanna run, run!
You want
to beat me up again?
I didn't beat you up.
Marvin, this is stupid.
He can't go.
I don't have time
for this crap.
Marvin, may
I say something?
Your whole approach here
is not good.
Please.
Look, Bobby--
I'm not letting him
tell me what to do.
You can't just leave,
off in
the middle of nowhere.
I'll hitch a ride.
He's not my father.
He's not my brother.
I don't know him!
He's not
your brother?
No!
Remember when
you broke your arm?
I never broke my arm!
I broke my leg.
The point is,
Marvin carried you home.
You were crying,
and he carried
you home 12 blocks.
Right. He had to.
If he'd left me,
Dad would've
killed him.
Bobby...
I know how you feel.
See, Marvin resents you.
You're the youngest and
were always the wildest.
He wishes
he were the wildest.
Right.
You don't think
he's wild?
Marvin's calm?
Marvin's a friggin'
lunatic, Buddy!
He loves you.
Buddy, you
don't know what
you're talking about.
You don't know me
any better than he does,
so screw off!
Get in that car,
you little punk!
Get in there
before I rip
your ear off!
O.K., Marvin?
Everything's cleared up.
O.K.
Let me just--
After Sunday,
we never have to see
each other again.
Marvin, you go off
and work with Dad,
I'll go off
and marry Tammy,
and, Bobby,
you'll go back to school
and hopefully
grow up a little.
We never have to say
another word to each other
for as long as we live.
O.K.?
O.K.
Now I think
we should get going.
Fred?
I don't know
what you did,
but you broke
the steering cable.
What?
You snapped
the steering cable.
I hit a log.
So what?
Fix it
like you always do.
Get behind the wheel
and turn it
when I tell you...
my little genius.
Will this take long?
I got a tag sale
at 4:00.
You got the doctor,
and you know it.
I'm not going.
Turn the wheel
to the right.
I'm up to here
with the tests.
You're going,
so don't start.
Turn the wheel again.
I don't want to see
another hospital again.
They'll kill me
with the injections
and poking.
Turn around, genius.
I want
to see your face.
Why?
You're a handsome man.
You know that?
I always
thought so, too.
I could have done
better by you, Betty.
Damn right.
You could have.
But, hey, you take
the cards you get dealt.
I don't regret marrying
you for a minute,
despite the fact
my mother
told me not to.
That's a lot of crap.
Your mother loved me
from the first date.
She thought
you were cocky.
We were late.
I didn't want
to walk up the steps,
so I beeped the horn.
Who would've thought
on the next date
you would propose?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
You proposed.
I never said anything.
You most certainly did.
Nope.
We were on
a double date
with Melvyn
and Geraldine--
No, no, no.
You got down
on your knees.
As God is my witness,
I never proposed.
I got on my knees
to find my cigarettes.
I wanted your help,
so I said,
"Betty, would you--?"
You were all over me,
telling Mel and
Geraldine we were engaged.
Why do you think
I quit smoking?
Jesus.
Come on.
Let's get washed up.
We're going
to be late.
Come on.
♪ Sun a-Shining ♪
♪ There's plenty
of light ♪
♪ A new day is dawning ♪
♪ Sunny and bright ♪
♪ But after I've been
crying all night ♪
♪ The sun is cold ♪
♪ And the new day
seems old ♪
Anybody hungry?
♪ Since I lost
my baby ♪
♪ Since I lost
my baby ♪
Marvin, pull over.
Let's get
something to eat.
The Kingsmen!
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No ♪
♪ Hey, babe,
let's dance real slow ♪
What are you singing?
What?
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ Baby ♪
♪ Got you way down low ♪
What?
Those are the words.
It's a hump song.
What's a hump song?
It's about humping.
Get off.
Listen.
♪ For cross the sea ♪
♪ I take her parking
all alone ♪
♪ She's never a girl
I leave at home ♪
They're not
the words.
Have it your way.
No. It's about dancing.
The song is a dance.
Louie Louie
is a dance.
Are you the only guy
who's never heard
these lyrics?
It's a hump song.
It's about humping.
It's about dancing.
♪ Night at 10:00
I lay her again ♪
Did you hear that?
Did he say "Lay"?
He said "Lay,"
Didn't he?
My God! It's dirty.
It's a dirty song.
My God!
Are you going
to throw up?
It's not a hump
or a dance song.
It's a sea chantey.
Talking about
going to sea
and leaving his girl.
A sea chantey?
Like, "Yo-de-ho-dee,
Shiver Me Timbers"?
You don't know anything.
What are
you looking for?
Gas cap!
He's not singing,
"Every night at 10:00
I lay her again."
He says, "Three nights
and days, I sailed the sea."
You're so full of shit!
I heard him say "Lay."
Bobby said "Lay."
Would you look
for the goddamn gas cap?
Well, so why is
it called Louie Louie?
It's a code word
for the land
of enchantment.
Where is it?
I'll never tell.
You don't know.
Have it your way.
Well, shit!
In the third verse,
he says,
"Let's cut a rug, babe.
We're so in love."
In the third verse,
he says,
"She's got a wang-on.
I move it above."
He's talking
about Jamaica!
What's a wang-on?
Listen, here it comes.
Here it comes.
♪ Me see Jamaica,
a moon above ♪
♪ I wrote this song ♪
♪ We'll get it on ♪
See! What does
that tell you?
That you've
never been laid.
Bullshit! How do you figure?
Anybody
who's been laid
knows women
don't get a wang-on.
It's a figure of speech.
You don't know what
you're talking about.
What's a wang-on?
Figure it out!
Figure out what?
Girls don't
get wang-ons.
Boys get
wang-ons, right?
Girls get wang-ons
more so than guys.
Is that so, Dr. Kinsey?
Yeah. That's so.
What exactly
is a wang-on?
There's no such thing
as a wang-on!
Could you find the goddamn
gas cap, please?
Land of enchantment?
Isn't that what
they call New Mexico?
Bobby, what
do you want from me?
I want you
to let me drive.
"How did you lose
your dick, Mr. Libner?"
"While Marvin
was asleep,
I decided to let
my baby brother--"
What's the big deal?
He's asleep,
for God sakes.
Bobby, look.
Forget about it, O.K..?
It's not going
to happen.
When will I get
an opportunity
to drive a car
like this?
Marvin will kill me.
He'll never know.
When I stop the car,
he'll wake up,
see you driving,
and hit me.
We don't have
to stop the car.
What?
We don't have to.
No.
Look.
I'll be good.
What do you mean?
For every mile
you let me drive,
I'll be nice
to Marvin one hour.
All right.
He wakes up,
I'm blaming you.
O.K. Ready?
Keep your foot
on the gas.
Ready? Switch. Go.
That's my leg.
Hey, Buddy.
Yes, Marvin?
Turn down the radio.
O.K., Marvin.
Go back to sleep.
O.K., he's out.
Come on.
Hey, Bob?
Yeah, Marvin?
Help Buddy
keep an eye on the road.
O.K., Marvin.
Bob?
Yeah, Marvin?
Forget it.
Aah! Incoming!
Aah!
What the hell was that?
It sounded
like an explosion!
It was just
some thunder.
Why is he
driving, Buddy?
Why are
you driving, Bobby?
Stop the car,
Bobby.
Why?
I'm doing fine.
Stop the car,
Bobby!
Marvin, look, it's--
Stop the goddamned car,
Bobby!
All right.
♪ Toolin' down the highway
doin' 79 ♪
♪ I'm a twin-pipe papa
and I'm feelin' fine ♪
♪ Hey, man, dig that ♪
♪ Was that
a red stop sign? ♪
♪ Transfusion, transfusion ♪
♪ I'm just a solid mess
of contusions ♪
♪ Never, never, never
gonna speed again ♪
♪ Slip the blood
to me, bud ♪
♪ I jump in my rod
about a quarter to 9:00 ♪
♪ ...with that chick
of mine ♪
♪ I cross
the center line ♪
♪ Man, you've gotta
make time ♪
♪ Transfusion, transfusion ♪
♪ Man, I got the
cotton-pickin' convolutions ♪
♪ I'm never, never, never
gonna speed again ♪
♪ Shoot the juice
to me, Bruce ♪
♪ My foot's
on the throttle ♪
♪ And it's made of lead ♪
♪ But I'm
a fast-ridin' daddy ♪
♪ With a real cool head ♪
♪ I'm a-gonna pass
a truck ♪
♪ On the hill ahead ♪
♪ My red corp-suckles
are in mass confusion ♪
♪ Never, never, never
gonna speed again... ♪
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Look out!
Hit the brakes!
Hit the brakes!
♪ ...you slow down today ♪
♪ Hey, Daddy-o, make that
type-o? ♪
♪ That a boy ♪
Cow...you O.K.?
It's all my fault.
I know it.
I fell asleep.
I'm sorry.
You think
he got hurt?
Marvin! Look,
we can fix it.
We have plenty
of time.
Uncle Phil
can give us the money.
Marvin, look.
Now, he didn't
mean it.
He fell asleep.
That's all.
We can fix it.
No.
That's it.
It's over.
Look, we can fix it,
Marvin.
With what?
We're broke.
We'll find a way.
Don't you get it?
It's over!
Marvin, what is
the big deal?
It's a car.
It's just a car.
It's not the car.
It's not about the car.
What is it about,
Marvin?
It's Pop.
Pop? What?
What is it
about Pop?
God.
He's going to die.
That's it,
isn't it?
Well, can't they
operate or something?
No.
Are they going to
give him any medicine?
No.
How long
have you known,
Marvin?
He made me promise--
How long
have you known,
Marvin?
A week?
A month?
Two months?
He didn't
want you to know!
Neither did you.
He didn't want us
to know he was dying?
You should've told us!
I know! I--I
should have told you.
I couldn't.
I wanted to.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Come on, Marvin.
Tammy lives
around here?
Yeah, somewhere
around here.
She must be rich.
Let's ask her
for the money.
Let's get to her house.
Then we'll see.
Sure you know
where you're going?
It's got to be
around here somewhere.
You said
she was rich.
Shh!
Buddy.
Surprise, surprise!
What are you
doing here?
I came
with my brothers.
That's my
baby brother Bobby
with the glasses,
and that's
my big brother
Marvin.
I missed you so much.
Buddy.
You shouldn't
have come.
What--What's wrong?
Tammy, I'm going
to the store.
I'll be
right back.
His name's Rick.
Buddy, I'm sorry.
Tammy, don't do this.
I just--
I never thought
I'd see you again.
You can't do this.
Everything's all planned.
Buddy.
I brought you
the final versions
of the ranch house.
Buddy, don't.
I used
your suggestions.
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
She can't do this.
Come here.
Let's talk.
No. She's going to be--
We had it all set!
You know, it's funny.
I feel as if I know you.
Why are you
doing this?
Buddy's told us
so many wonderful
things about you.
Calm down, O.K.?
We're in
kind of a jam here.
We need to fix this
car. We're broke.
I hate to ask--
No!
Don't ask her!
Don't ask her
for a stinking dime!
I got to go.
Tammy, please!
Bud. Buddy.
Get off.
Terrific seeing
you kids together.
The car's
in the driveway,
but I got to
tell you something.
You want me
to see it, I'll see it.
I wish Pop
was more like you.
Then he'd be here
all the time.
Don't lose
your sense of humor.
It's terrific what
your father's doing
for your mother.
What's with him?
Girl trouble.
What he do,
swallow one?
Before you go out,
can I talk to you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
What are you
worried about?
He'll go
look at the car.
He'll...
see a little damage.
He'll come back in,
give us the money.
That'll be that.
Right?
Sure.
Absolutely.
All right.
First we set you up
with new identities,
probably
in a foreign country.
You'll need passports,
driver's licenses,
and weapons.
You'll need weapons
in case he tracks you down.
Moe, Larry, and Curly...
the three jabonies.
Uncle Phil,
can you lend us
the money?
We don't need a lot,
like, 600 or 700 bucks.
I want your mother
to have that car.
You got to
get it fixed.
It'd be my pleasure
to give you
the money.
But, um...
see, my cash flow--
Well...
right now it's not...
flowing so well,
if you get my drift.
If you came
last week or next week--
We can't wait
another week.
Blew your money
on the dogs?
I made an investment
that didn't pay off.
Four jabonies.
You got that right.
It gets back
to your father,
I'll kill you.
You live here,
you don't have
500 bucks to lend us?
You got any ideas?
We're falling apart here.
Got any money
between you?
Your coin collection.
What's that worth?
$90.
All right.
I'll let you in
on something.
This friend of mine,
Foxy Birnbaum
gave me a very, very,
very, very hot tip.
On a dog.
No, on a buffalo.
It's a dog track.
What do you think?
This guy
with the tip--
He's reliable?
Yeah, he's reliable.
They call him Foxy.
Look, Foxy says it's
a definite can-do.
Here are the official entries
for the fifth race.
Running 5/16
of a mile...
number 1, Flyboy, 67.
6-7.
Number 2,
Donna's Delight, 77 1/2.
7-7 1/2.
Number 3,
Impossible Dream--
What are those numbers?
Those are
the odds.
Tells you what you get
if you win.
I know what odds are,
Marvin.
I've been
to the track before.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Number 5, Cindy Mist.
77 1/2.
Which one
of these dogs
is the hot tip?
Number 6,
Silver Stu.
Number 6, Silver Stu.
79. 7-9.
All right,
let's place the bet.
Yeah? Hey, you! Yeah.
We'd like to bet
on that one there.
It's better
if you go up to
the betting window.
I knew that.
♪ My love must be
a kind of blind love ♪
♪ I can't see anyone
but you ♪
♪ Doo bop doo bop ♪
♪ Doo bop doo bop ♪
♪ Are the stars
out tonight? ♪
♪ Doo bob doo bop ♪
♪ Maybe millions
of people ♪
♪ Go by ♪
♪ But they all
disappear ♪
Hello.
♪ From view ♪
Tammy?
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ And I only ♪
Tammy.
♪ Have eyes ♪
♪ For you ♪
♪ Doo bob doo bop ♪
♪ Doo bob doo bop ♪
Hi.
This Flyboy
looks good.
Don't screw around.
Make the bet
we agreed on.
He's never been
in the money.
We're putting
all our money
on a dog
that's never
won a race?
That's why
he's the long shot.
Flyboy is a winner.
Look at the last
finishes.
He's first, first,
third, second, second.
You want to buy
a pack of Lucky's,
bet on Flyboy.
You want to fix the car,
bet on Silver Stu.
He's never even
won a race.
You're making
a mistake.
All right!
Do it your way.
90 bucks.
Are you really serious
about this...Rick?
Buddy, I don't know.
I don't know anything
right now.
I know.
I know I love you.
You loved me at college.
That's a different world.
You don't know me
well enough to love me.
I think
we should go to bed.
What?
Right now.
It's only fair.
Buddy,
I don't believe you.
Listen, Tammy.
O.K.?
Just listen to me.
I'm 22 years old.
I'll probably live
to be 90.
That's...68 years.
68 years
I'd have to live
without you.
It's too long.
I can't do it.
Remember the last time
we made love?
Yes. It was great.
Nah,
it wasn't great.
I fell asleep
the minute
it was over.
I was tired, sure.
But if I had known
it was the last time,
I would have been
much more attentive,
believe me.
I didn't mind
that you fell asleep.
If you didn't mind,
you wouldn't be
leaving me.
♪ Baby, baby ♪
♪ Baby, baby ♪
One minute
till post time,
ladies and gentlemen.
One minute.
♪ Aha ♪
♪ Puerto rice ♪
I did
what I thought
was best.
I did what
I thought
was best.
You're something.
The flag is up.
Here comes Sparky.
And they're off
and running!
Flyboy jumps
to an early lead.
The one to watch
is Cindy Mist.
Come on, Flyboy!
Silver Stu's
going to win it.
Bringing up the rear
it's number 6, Silver Stu.
Into the first turn,
it's number 1, Flyboy...
Come on, Flyboy!
Silver Stu
and Donna's Delight.
Come on, Flyboy!
Come on!
Number 6, Silver Stu,
the long shot,
makes his move
on the outside rail.
You son of a bitch,
Marvin!
I bet on Silver Stu.
Silver Stu!
Silver Stu!
Come on!
Silver Stu!
Silver Stu
moving into second.
Coming into
the home stretch,
it's Flyboy
followed by number 6,
Silver Stu.
It's Flyboy, Silver Stu.
Silver Stu
takes the lead.
It's Silver Stu!
You were saying,
my friend?
Buddy, Buddy,
come on, wake up.
Rick will be here
any minute.
Damn it!
I did it again.
Come on, hurry.
Get your pants on.
I don't believe it.
You know, Marvin
gave me these
a long time ago.
Hurry. Rick will hurt you
if he finds you here.
Get your pants on.
My shoes.
Here's your jacket.
Come on.
I love you so much.
It's so great to see you.
Buddy, come on.
I'm staying
at my Uncle's.
Please come on.
You got to go.
Why are you wasting
your life with
this loser?
Is that right?
Rick, hi.
Think about
what I said.
Rick, don't.
Don't get involved here.
Loser?
Stop it!
O.K., Uncle.
I get it.
Rick, stop it!
Doesn't he know
the meaning
of surrender?
Stop it!
Rick.
Candy-ass
college boy.
Buddy?
Are you O.K.?
Here's a guy.
He's advertising
a ton of vintage
caddy parts.
His name is James
B. Hillenbrand III.
Thurston Road.
How about this?
"Doc Sturgeon,
the Cadillac Surgeon.
"Body work
and paint jobs
"Done lightning fast
and dirt cheap.
Proof of ownership
not always necessary."
Now
we're cooking.
Hey, Buddy boy!
Check it out.
What's the matter
with you?
We had sex.
Good.
Buddy?
Buddy, come on.
Buddy.
Aw!
Bud.
What happened, Buddy?
Yeah...
I met Rick.
You had a fight?
I didn't have a fight.
He had a fight.
I think he won.
This hurt?
Aah!
Let's go get him.
Clean him up
and call it a night.
We're not going!
We don't even know
what happened.
We had sex.
What can I do for you?
Come on,
you son of a bitch!
Come on!
You touch
my brother again,
I'll kill you!
What the hell
are you doing?
Working on my sign.
I'm worried sick.
I can't go
for a walk?
You couldn't wake me?
You scared the living hell
out of me.
I didn't want to
worry you.
You walked?
If you woke up,
you'd need the car
to find me, so I walked.
Let's go home, sweetie.
It works.
What works?
The sign works.
I stopped.
100 years from now
when they excavate,
it's still going to be there.
Perfect. No rust.
You make any coffee?
Yeah, I made a pot
before I went
hysterical.
You don't mind my asking?
It's all right
that I ask?
Let's go!
We got a big day ahead!
Come on, move out!
Back off,
Marvin!
No time, boy!
Let's go! Come on!
Hop to!
Every inch of my body
is on fire.
Be sore tomorrow,
Buddy.
We got a car
to fix today.
For one fleeting moment
at the track last night,
I thought maybe,
just maybe,
I was wrong about you.
For a second,
I even started
to like you.
Then you let that guy
beat up Buddy,
don't do shit about it.
I'm just
letting you know
I feel nothing
for you, Marvin.
You just dissolved.
You're not even
a person.
It's going to be
a big job.
It's got structural damage.
You got to paint
the whole thing,
top to bottom.
You've got a very
sick girl here.
But we got money.
That's good, son,
because money is
a key factor here.
You going to fix
this car, Dad?
Billy, go away.
I'm busy here.
The car, she's
in a state of shock.
She's a wounded beauty.
I've got to work fast.
We want you
to work fast.
I've got to be gentle,
like in Bambi.
Pardon me?
Bambi. Remember?
All the little woods people,
they thought she was dead.
Yeah?
She wasn't.
Just in shock.
They had to be very gentle
with little Bambi,
they did.
The car's in shock?
You bet she is.
It's got to look
brand-new.
Of course
it does.
Believe me,
I know just
how you feel.
Dad, can I help you
fix the car?
Billy, I told you
I'm working.
Now, scat. Go on.
Bambi's mom,
she's the one
that got killed, right?
That's correct.
Thumper.
No, no. Thumper
was a bunny.
Right!
The little bunny.
He'd stomp his foot.
Hi, Billy.
Hi.
My name's Bobby.
Doesn't feel too good
getting yelled at,
does it?
No.
It's got to be done
by noon tomorrow.
Get out of here.
No, no. See,
it's our last chance.
If it's not tomorrow,
it's nothing.
Then it's nothing,
because I can't
do it.
You collect coins,
Billy?
I have pennies
in my drawer.
See this coin here?
It was made in 1917.
Not many like it
in America.
You a coin collector?
Yeah...I was.
This is
my last coin.
I want you
to have it.
There's no time.
We'll help,
the three of us.
Done any
body work lately,
have you, son?
No.
Right.
It's a really
very special coin.
There you go.
Thank you.
You're talking
24 hours.
Hell, I rush
this thing,
the patient
could die.
The answer's no.
Come on, Bobby.
Let's go.
O.K.
Take care.
Bye.
What do you
got there?
He gave me this coin,
a half-dollar from 1917.
Hey, hold on, boys!
Yeah.
I'll be right back.
Wheel the car
in the garage there.
24 hours.
Jesus H. Christ.
♪ Come on over, baby ♪
♪ Whole lotta shakin'
goin' on ♪
♪ Yes, I say
come on over, baby ♪
Now, boys, let's
remember Bambi, now.
Real gentle.
♪ Whole lotta shakin'
goin' on ♪
♪ Well, I say
come on over, baby ♪
♪ We got kickin'
in the corner ♪
♪ Whoo,
come on over, baby ♪
♪ Baby, got the bull
by the horn-A ♪
♪ We ain't fakin' ♪
♪ Whole lotta shakin'
goin' on ♪
♪ Well, let's shake,
baby, shake ♪
Pizza.
♪ I said shake it, baby,
shake it ♪
♪ Let's shake,
baby, shake ♪
♪ Come on over ♪
♪ Whole lotta shakin'
goin' on ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
Hi.
Hi.
Your Uncle Phil told me
where to find you.
Yeah?
Buddy,
I don't blame you
if you hate me.
I don't hate you.
Did he hurt you bad?
No.
Well, yeah.
But not...
not as bad
as I did.
If it's
any consolation,
Rick feels worse
than you do.
I doubt that.
He's got
a broken nose and
three cracked ribs.
Really?
I hit him that hard?
You didn't hit him
at all.
I'm missing
something here.
Whose ribs are broken?
Rick's.
By whom?
By your big brother.
I better get going.
I'll walk you out.
♪ Could this be magic ♪
♪ My dear? ♪
♪ My heart's all alone ♪
Call me?
You want me to?
Only if you want to.
♪ Outside, where I sat ♪
♪ So far from above ♪
♪ I thought
that it would be ♪
♪ Just a memory ♪
♪ To linger ♪
♪ My heart's in pain ♪
♪ But to my surprise ♪
♪ I open up my eyes ♪
♪ And I'm with you ♪
♪ Dear, once again ♪
♪ Could this be magic
my dear? ♪
Tomorrow?
Great.
♪ If this is magic ♪
♪ Then magic is mine ♪
♪ Could this be magic? ♪
♪ Then magic ♪
♪ Is mine ♪
Marvin.
In a second,
I'm going to apologize.
I don't want you
to gloat.
I just want to
walk over there,
apologize,
then walk back over
to my side of the car
so we can get on
with our lives.
That O.K. With you?
That's fine.
Marvin.
Yeah?
I'm sorry.
I was wrong.
You know, I was
wrong about you,
and I'm sorry.
Showtime, son.
Don't worry, Dad.
It'll be right.
Well, I always
get nervous
before a debut.
Here we go.
Well, what
do you think?
Boys, the glass
slipper fits.
Yeah!
I believe
it's all here.
I've been thinking.
Seeing as it's your
mother's birthday
and all, well--
You mean--
The way I feel,
it ought to be
payment enough.
Hey.
But it's not.
Congratulate
your mama,
would you?
Buddy?
Yeah, Doc?
Thump, thump.
Thump, thump.
All right.
Thanks again.
All right.
Bye, boys.
So long.
What are you
looking for?
Nothing.
You've been jittery
as a fox all morning.
What?
Maybe we should get out,
have a little lunch.
Might be nice to do
something special today.
Yeah?
Why's that?
No reason.
So we're agreed.
Dad never knows
what happened.
It's our secret.
There they are.
We got them.
Shit! It's Rick!
No.
Out of the car,
soldier boy.
We got a score
to settle.
Marvin,
he's got a bat.
Marvin. Marvin!
What?
I see the bat.
He's hitting the car,
Marvin.
Hey, all right!
All right!
All right!
Come on, burrhead.
I've been waiting for this.
Nice bat.
He's got
a Joe Pepitone.
Wow. I love Pepitone.
Hey, Bobby,
look who's here.
Rick's friend. Rick says
you married your cousin.
Congratulations.
Come on,
soldier boy.
I'll take Rick,
guys.
Bobby, you take--
What's your name?
Raymond.
You guys take
Raymond here.
O.K. By me. Bob?
Great.
I'll take
the body shots.
No hitting Bobby
in the face.
Hit me in the face.
Hit him in the stomach,
he'll throw up on you.
Hey! Yeah! Ho!
Strike!
This has
a nice feel to it.
Come on, Ray!
Come on, Marvin!
Come on!
Play ball, Buddy!
Get him! Aah!
Nobody messes
with the Libners!
Jesus Christ.
Must have thought
we were crazy.
We were.
Who fights
a crazy person?
Rick's too smart
for that.
Ho! Yeah!
You have
a nice swing.
Whoo! There it goes.
Nice throw.
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ Let's go, baby,
Louie Louie ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ Three nights and days♪
♪ I sail the sea ♪
No.
Look at this.
♪ Me think of girl,
constantly... ♪
My car!
Shit!
Aah!
Shit!
Fred?
My God, Fred!
Does that
ring a bell?
It's beautiful.
Fred, I love you.
Happy birthday, Mom!
My babies!
Buddy!
Happy birthday.
Marvin.
Happy birthday,
Mom.
Bobby!
Mom!
How are you?
Well, you going to
take it for a ride,
for God's sakes?
After lunch.
Now! They drove it
all the way
from Michigan,
for God's sakes.
It's beautiful.
I love it.
It's blue.
I love blue.
I'm going to go
make lunch,
and we're going to
sit around and talk.
Take a ride
in your car.
Then we'll go
for a ride.
I'm going to
help mom.
Here we go.
Hey, Pop, Pop.
So how was it?
How was it?
You have a good trip?
Good. It was good.
Guys? Good?
Yeah. Nice.
Very, very nice.
Any problems?
No.
No problems at all.
About the--
We had a little trouble
finding the gas cap.
It's in the taillight.
The left taillight.
I know.
Bobby found it.
Yeah.
Very good.
Hot out there?
Was it hot
on the road?
Yeah, it was hot.
Extremely hot.
It cooled off
when we got into Florida.
Yeah.
It's been cool here.
Florida. Go figure.
Hey, Bobby and Buddy
and I...
we figured it out.
Yeah? What?
It's the same car
you bought mom
nine years ago.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Your Cousin Marlene's
got that car
up in Oregon.
We all get together,
bring this car down.
It's not the same car.
You all got together.
Yeah, to bring
the car--
Look at me.
We all got together.
I'm looking at you.
Look at your brothers.
You know those guys?
Yeah, I do.
How well
do you know them?
Very well.
Good.
We all got together.
I don't give a damn
about a car.
Understand?
I think so.
Good.
You did good.
All you guys.
That dent's going to
cost you 500 bucks.
We'll fix that, Pop.
Yes, you will.
Go on inside.
Your mother's going to have
a conniption fit.
Hey, Pop.
Yeah?
I told them.
What?
About you.
Well, I had to.
Good.
I knew you would.
You did good, Marvin.
You did real good.
Pop died that winter...
but not before
he made his point.
Me and Buddy and Bobby,
we all get together
for holidays, ball games,
kids' birthdays,
and that's
because of Pop.
By the way,
Louie Louie?
It is a sea chantey.
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Duh duh duh
duh duh ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Me gotta go ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Me gotta go ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Fine little girl,
she wait for me ♪
♪ Me catch the ship
for cross the sea ♪
♪ I sail the ship
all alone ♪
♪ I never think
I make it home ♪
♪ And, Louie Louie ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Well, me gotta go ♪
♪ Duh duh duh,
duh duh ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ Me gotta go ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Louie ♪
♪ Louie ♪
♪ Louie ♪
♪ We gotta go now ♪
♪ Louie ♪
♪ We gotta go ♪
♪ A fine little girl
she waits for me ♪
♪ Me catch the ship
across the sea ♪
♪ I sailed the ship
all alone ♪
♪ I never think
I'll make it home ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No,
we gotta go ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ A fine little girl,
she waits for me ♪
♪ Me catch the ship
across the sea ♪
♪ I sailed the ship
all alone ♪
♪ Me never think how
I'll make it home ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No,
we gotta go ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No,
we gotta go ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No,
we gotta go ♪
♪ Baby ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No,
we gotta go ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ A fine little girl,
she waits for me ♪
♪ Me catch the ship
across the sea ♪
♪ I sailed the ship
all alone ♪
♪ Me never think how
I'll make it home ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No,
we gotta go ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Louie Louie ♪
♪ No,
we gotta go ♪