Cool and the Crazy (1994) - full transcript

♪ Please play a love song ♪

♪ For me and my love ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ Tell her I' m sorry ♪

♪ Let's make it all right ♪

♪ I really love her ♪

♪ With all of my heart ♪

♪ And soul ♪

♪ Can 't live without her ♪

♪ Please let her know ♪

Here! Come here!
Pass it to me!



- That's it. Get it.
- Put it up!

- Oh, Roslyn.
- Aah!

We are so lucky.

I always wanted a double wedding
and here we are.

Our own apartments,
our own TV sets.

We can go out to Hollywood
any night we want...

come home as late as we want.

I don't believe it.
I'm going to cry.

Ohh!

You are the weirdest.

You are the weirdest.

Roslyn. Roslyn.

You were the prettiest
and hottest girl in school

I thought when
I married you a year ago...



our lives would get better...

even more fun.

Then the kid came...

and the bills came...

and you got sad.

And I just keep working...

because I' m afraid
what would happen if I stop.

Roslyn.

Roslyn. I' m sorry.
M aybe we both made a mistake.

♪ Salty seltzer
tastes so good ♪

♪ It makes us all go. "Ah" ♪

Salty Seltzer.
Available at fine stores...

♪ Y ou promised me love ♪

♪ All you got me ♪

♪ Was one broken heart ♪

♪ I should have known ♪

♪ From the start ♪

♪ That you were the one ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ I trembled inside ♪

♪ When I think of
the love you denied ♪

♪ M y darling ♪

♪ I cannot hide ♪

Shh. Shh.

Come on. Quiet, baby.

It's OK, it's OK.

It's OK. Shh.

Hey. Willy. Hurry up.

He's...

Joannie, please. He's so sick.

Oh, God.

- So?
- I don't know.

- Well?
- What?

Did Michael
ever get home last night?

Yeah.

He'll never make you again, huh?

Joannie, please.

Sex is a very private affair.

Not mine.

Are you sure your husband
wouldn't mind?

Who's talking Bobby?

Ohh.

Listen, Roslyn,
I've been thinking.

After what I just heard,
you were not thinking.

Come on, come on.
This is serious.

This is our lives,
not some dress rehearsal.

I'm tired of being some slave.

I spent my life watching
my mother cook and clean.

Never leave the house,
never leave the Valley.

She died looking a hundred.
She was only 45.

She started out like us...
love in Hollywood High.

Next thing, there's no money,
no love, nothing.

She raised all of us.
So what?

She broke her ass
like a Mexican maid.

Every two weeks, she'd scrape
together a few pennies...

for a hair set and wash...

reading her Hollywood
magazines for her high...

on Hollywood Boulevard
next to the studios.

Big deal.

You 're having an affair,
aren't you?

We have to live before we die.

We're kids
playing mothers to kids.

And that includes
our so-called husbands.

Joannie...

OK.

His name is Frankie.

I don't know
if I can handle this.

Giving up already, Michael?

I got to go.
It's Roslyn's night out.

She plays bingo,
and I'm real late now.

How's it going over
in Burbank with you guys?

It got real exciting one night.

Sullivan had Presley on.

It could be worse...

I guess.

Well, Michael,
hardly any of my friends...

probably none...
were married at 18...

and had a kid at 19.

That's got to be hard.

You live with
those sick beatniks in Venice.

Most of my friends who grew up
with me are married.

That's how we all became men.

We're not sick.
We're just horny.

Ahem.

Maybe I'll come
and visit you one day...

if you promise me
that you won't play that record.

You don't like Chet Baker?

I don 't understand it.

It has no beat.

How do you dance to it?

Try listening
to the feelings, Michael.

How's the design coming?

What's going on,
Michael, Lorraine?

There's no overtime allowed.

This is a new division...

and we don't know
if it's going anywhere yet.

No one's charging
any overtime, Bill.

The budget gives us no time...

so we're doing it
on our own time.

I guess that's why
we hired you, Michael.

♪ Pretty baby.
You got me movin ' ♪

♪ Honey. Honey. Well.
Ain 't that groovin ' ♪

♪ Fillin ' up my hesitation... ♪

Hello?

Is he home yet?

No. I guess that kills it
for me tonight.

I told you, Roslyn.
You can't depend on them.

I'll talk to you tomorrow.
I'm going to have a drink.

By yourself?

Maybe.

Take care of yourself.

Remember your mother.

♪ Resurrection ♪

♪ Keep on pushin ' ♪

♪ B aby.
Please don 't stop ♪

Roslyn? Roslyn!

Yeah?

- I did it. I told you.
- You told me what?

That all that hard work
would pay off.

I got my promotion.
I'm floor foreman now.

That's great, Michael.
What does that mean?

Come on. You 're kidding.

I'm not kidding, Michael.

OK, I'll play.
It means more money...

to make a better life.
That's what it means.

It also means you 'll be home
later than you are now.

You 'll be more tired
than you are now.

And maybe
I'll have another baby...

so that I can work harder
than I do now.

Michael, I will never work
in that malt shop again.

We could have our own garage
one day, Roslyn.

Oh.

Oh, isn't that great?

Would you let me pump gas
once in a while, Michael?

Get a little vacation?
You could wink at me.

I don't know what to do!

I know.

Michael, I thought
when we got married...

and had our own apartment...

we could do whatever we wanted.

All that freedom.

lt'd be so fun.

What's wrong with you?

- What do you mean?
- I'm just having fun.

Get a piece of cake and shut up.

We're here to have fun.
I like this place.

It's a great malt shop.

This ain't no malt shop.

Hi, Joey.

This is Roslyn.

Roslyn. Hi.

Joannie, you lied.

Hi. I'm Frankie.

Hi.

That's over. What do you say
we go for a ride?

- Great idea.
- Why?

I don't know.
I got a good radio.

This is crazy. I'm sorry.
This is a big mistake.

I'm married, Joey.
I'm going home.

- Great. I'll drive you.
- No, thank you.

It was nice to meet you,
but I'll take the bus.

Sorry, guys.
She don't know what she wants.

And that's what
makes her interesting.

Ain't you need a ride somewhere?

Hey, pretty lady,
where you going?

We can take you there.

What's the matter?
You don't like us?

Afternoon, gentlemen.

Roslyn, this isn't such
a good place to hang around in.

Sometimes, the buses never show.

Let me give you a lift?

Thanks.
But I don 't think I should.

- You don't think you should?
- Uh-huh.

How about if I promise
not to talk to you?

Honest Injun.

Honest?

So help me, sweet Jesus.

Thank you.

Boys.

Beautiful day, isn't it?

That's a beautiful dress
you got on there.

Thank you.

Beautiful day,
beautiful dress...

beautiful face.

Johnny Ray. Get in here!

Coming. M a!

Will you stop it?

Jesus, Joannie.

You 're so bad.

Joannie.

I know, I know, I know.
I'm late.

Jeez, Joannie.

Your one night out,
and I got the nerves to be late.

Here, strangle me.

Strangle me.

Uhh!

You think I'm funny, Joannie?

Yeah. You 're just like
Jackie Gleason.

Roslyn?

- Real funny.
- Ros.

- Come on, Joannie.
- Bye.

Ros.

I got to go to work.
Take care of it.

Oh, my God, this is so crazy.

I'm so scared. This is nuts.

You can't let them
think you 're a kid.

- Just act cool.
- OK, I got it.

Hello?

I' m going to take
her clothes off real slow...

till she's begging for it.

And then I' m only going
to give it to her...

when she admits that
you 're a piece of shit...

Their job is simply this...

Where you been, lover man?

Calling Roslyn's husband.

What for?
Did you say you 're sorry?

Crazy, beat it.
You 're too young for this.

Aw.

Whoo!

Ha ha!

If he finds that pig...

in the bathtub.
We'll both be bacon.

Where the hell are they?

Oh, Linda, now...

Hank said it was just
for a couple of hours...

and Eddie's not due back
until after 5:00.

Linda. I' m home!

Quick. Get in the shower!

It's that pig.

- Hold this.
- OK.

Shh. OK. Fix your skirt.

Hi, Michael.

Is everything OK, Michael?

Did Little Mike
go to sleep on time?

How'd you get home?

By bus, Michael.

I was looking for you.
Y ou didn 't get off that bus.

If I didn't get off the bus,
how the hell did I get home?

That's what I'm asking you!

OK, Daddy, I got off the bus...

a block away
from Isabel's shop window...

and I was looking at a dress...

Joannie, too, right?

Yes, Michael, Joannie, too.

Michael,
what am I supposed to do?

Stand out there
all by myself at night?

It's dark.

Michael, I can't help it
if you don't trust me.

If I was going to cheat...

I wouldn't bring
my best friend to watch.

Here comes
the old ball and chain.

O h. for Christ's sake.
Iook at this.

Yo, farm boy!

You could spend
one goddamn night at home.

What do you need a wife for...

if you just hang out
with the field hands?

Baby, what are you doing?
What is this?

Hoo hoo!

Listen, playboy,
I'll tell you what.

Why don't I quit my job,
and you go look for one...

and then I can ride around
in this thing...

all day and all night
looking for action.

Oh, yeah?
You think you could do that?

We're just killing time here.

- It's no big deal!
- Just killing time.

Yeah, and this ain't
no way to speak to me!

Not here!
Not in front of my friends!

That's no way
to speak to a lady.

Whoo!

I'll be damned.
Look what we have here.

Pretty boys. Ha ha ha!

I'll give you boys
a running start.

- What do you mean?
- Come on! Heh heh!

Go!

Whoo!

Whoo!

- East Coast shit.
- Ha ha!

I'll see you later, baby.

Joey.

You really do have a way
with women, don't you?

So gentle, so perfect.

Little do they know what I know.

- What do you know?
- What your mother knows.

- What's that?
- You 're crazy.

Shit, I know that.

Well, good.

Aren't you going to do
anything about it?

- Like what?
- Like fix it?

Well, if I fix it...

what am I going to do
with the rest of my day?

Yeah.

What can I say?
She loves me.

So, there she is,
the leader of the pack.

Hey, Joannie, what's new?

What could be new, you know?

Can't wait for this kid
to grow up already.

Well, how's Bobby?

Working hard as usual.

What's new with you?

Nothing much.

Except I'm sure you heard
about me and Roslyn.

No. What do you mean?

You 're her best friend.
She didn't tell you?

It's strictly between
you and your wife.

It's none of my business.

We all grew up together.

I thought we were close enough
for a heart-to-heart talk.

Why don't you buy her
an ankle chain?

What kind of bullshit line
is that, Joannie?

Michael, Roslyn
hasn't told me anything.

I think she's cheating on me.

I want to know
what's going on with you two.

What the hell did you say?

Are you accusing me
of cheating on Bobby?

Are you calling me a whore,
you son of a bitch?

Listen, Michael...

you 're a fool.

You 're lucky to have
a girl like Roslyn love you...

and you accuse her
of cheating on you.

Roslyn loves you.
She always tells me that.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Why is everyone so quiet?

I don't know.

Would you please walk me
to the supermarket?

Sure...
if that's OK with Michael.

Sure. Sure.

♪ Well ♪

♪ The rain clouds are crying ♪

♪ And I' m crying. Too ♪

♪ B irds stop
their singing. 'cause... ♪

Eat all you want.
We got frozen dinners.

I'll be back early.

It's OK. We'll be fine.

If he starts crying,
give him some juice.

Let him watch TV.
He likes it.

- OK.
- Bye.

I was trying so much.

You can see everything.
It's so weird.

Y eah. it's strange.

That's one of
the reasons I like it.

Ha ha!

How are things down home.
Rosie?

The same...

but I kind of feel sorry
for Michael.

He's so mixed up.

I wasn't going to see you again
after the first time.

Stay there.
I want to look at you.

I want to talk about Michael.

I want to tell him about us.

No, no, no. Over here.

That's it. Yeah.

What do you see?

What do you mean?

I mean, what do you see?

- I see you.
- Yeah. Over here.

What else?

What else do you see?

I see the cars.

I see the parking lots.

And do you think
that they can see you?

I don't know. I guess.

What?

You got beautiful breasts,
Roslyn.

Beautiful.

Joey, they'll see us.

Shh. So what? So what?

How many times a week
do you make it with Michael?

Joey, stop. Joey, stop.

Shh.

There you go.

There.

Now take off your bra.

Joey, they'll see me.

I want to see you.

I want to see you.

Go on.

Take your hands down.

- Joey...
- Take your hands down.

That's more like it.

That's beautiful.

Joey. Joey.

How many times do you think
I can make you come, Roslyn?

- Joey, stop.
- Huh?

Joey, stop. Joey. Mmm.

How many times? Huh?

What?

How many?

Joey.

- How many times, Rosie?
- Once.

- How many?
- Once.

- How many?
- Twice.

- How many?
- Three times.

- You think I could do that?
- Yes.

Michael can't do it once to you.

I can, just by touching you.

Joey. Oh, Joey.

Joey.

Joey, Joey.

Stay there.
Stay there, stay there.

Uhh...

Joey, please let me come down.

Joey, please.

I'll call you when I want you.

- OK.
- Joey.

OK, Rosie.
Come down and get it.

Joey.

Uhh...

Shit!

Where the hell were you, huh?

- Michael, what's wrong?
- I was looking for you.

Who the fuck
are you yelling at?

Run, Roslyn, he's crazy.
Don't you threaten me.

Stay the fuck away
from my wife...

and get the hell
out of my marriage!

Yeah?
What'll you give me, Michael?

What'll you pay me to stay away?

You 're scared.
Don't feel bad.

- Rosie, where do you...
- Get off of me!

Don't yell at my wife,
you son of a bitch!

Yeah, listen, Bobby...

you just keep Joannie
away from Roslyn.

Roslyn is through
covering for her.

Somebody call
the goddamned police. Huh?

I'll prove it.

You 're covering for Joannie,
right? Right?

Why don't you tell him, Roslyn?

Is Michael telling the truth,
Roslyn?

I'm sorry, Bobby.

You go talk to your wife.

Shh.

Ahh!

Take it easy, son.
It's not our fault.

I'm really sorry
I didn't trust you, Roslyn.

I'm really happy
this is all over with.

There is something wrong
with Joannie.

Fuck!

- Where are you going?
- Outside.

- What for?
- To get some air.

Uh-uh.
Joannie's outside.

That's right, Michael.

It's a free country.
It ain't Russia.

I thought I told you.

I don't want you hanging out
with her anymore.

Why not?
She hasn't done nothing wrong.

What?

Michael, you have caused
a lot of trouble for Joannie.

Yeah, you caused a lot
of trouble for Joannie.

Maybe it's better
that Joannie and Bobby...

have some time apart
to think things over...

but I will not let
my best friend down.

Your best friend?

Your best friend is
screwing up our marriage, Ros!

That's not true.

That's not true.

If you can't see that,
there's nothing I can do.

♪ Please play a love song ♪

♪ For me and my love ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ Tell her I' m sorry ♪

♪ Let's make it all right ♪

♪ Every... ♪

There goes another one.

I'm telling you...

You heard what happened
last night?

You did it.
I'm so proud of you.

Why don't I take
your advice, huh?

It's something
we both wanted, Roslyn.

I know. I know.

What are you looking
out the window for?

To make sure
they don't come back.

What are you doing?

Scotch on the rocks.

Right, daddy-o.

Oh, thank you.

Take a shot.

Don't you feel it?

- What? Feel what?
- Freedom.

F-r-e-e-d-o-m spells freedom.

Joannie, we're just walking.

Yes. That's it.
We're just walking...

but we can walk
anywhere we want...

That way, this way.

I am so happy.
I don't have to do shit.

I'm still getting used to this.
It's different.

Yeah.
This is different, too.

Oh, my God,
you 're not wearing a bra.

And watch this.

Oh, my God, you are crazy.

But how does it look? Hot?

I'm a kid again.

Look, we can walk
wherever we want.

Joannie, don't forget.

We have to pick up the kids
from the sitter at 6:00.

We're free.

Free till 6:00, Joannie.

Free till 6:00.

It's beautiful. Amazing.

So, did you pour me one?

Joey...

what are you wearing
your pants for?

What are you afraid of?

That I might want to screw you?

That I can't be so close to
Joey Adonis without crumbling?

Shut up, would you?
What are you doing?

You going
to look for a job today?

I'll look for a job
when I feel like it.

Yeah.

I don't feel like working...

for some small-time Jew
like yourself.

- Really?
- That's right.

Then I guess you 'll have
to find yourself...

a field to plow or something.

What are you talking about?

I'm pregnant.

You fucking stupid or something?

Joey, I thought a kid
could keep you company all day.

- Pour me some coffee.
- No!

Pour me some fucking coffee!

Forget it!

Oh. Ooh.

See you, baby. Gotta go.

Joey, ease up.
I'm not pregnant.

I'd never bring another one
of you bastards in this world.

That's beautiful.

Y eah!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo! M an! Whoo!

Go. Baby. Go.

Whoo!

Yeah!

Swing. Baby. Swing.

What's happening, man?

Thanks. I'm done.

Thank you. daddy-o.

I guess I'll have another drink.

See you later, man.

- You be cool.
- All right.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Go. Daddy-o!

Y ou know what I like!

Play with that thing.

I got a way with women.

Y eah!

Hey.

Hey, Mr. Car Man.

What are you doing
on this side of the river?

I'm looking for you.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Hmm.

Oop.

Hey...

you 're supposed
to catch me when I fall.

Roslyn.

Hey. It's just me.

Hmm.

What kind of dinner is that?

Expensive.

You always paint that way?

Clothes are hampering.
Helps me stay loose.

What do you think?

I'm waiting for the sheet
to fall off.

Oh, yeah?

Hi. My name is Jack.

You must be Michael. Right?

How the hell did you...

Lorraine said you 'd be here
sooner or later, kid.

It's the way you 're dressed.
It placed it for me.

You 're part of hidden America.

- Oh, I dig that.
- That's lost for ideas...

yet is still trying
to find out where it's at...

but still holding on
to old comfortable ways...

of American macho madness
forged in lwo Jima.

Kid? Kid?

Michael, Jack's a writer.

He has a lot of theories
about a lot of things...

especially when he's drunk.

But if you open your hand
and stop making a fist...

you 'll feel a lot better.

It's time for coffee.

Ahh. Whew.

When are these guys leaving?

I don't know,
but Jack lives here.

Wait, wait. Lives here?

I thought that you and I were...

Just because you sleep
with a guy once...

doesn't mean it's
the first course to marriage.

What does that make you?

Hmm? I'm out of here.

You got the money?

I got the money.

It's good?

- Es bueno?
- Oh, man, the best.

For a grand.

A grand? OK, mi amigo.

I'll do that.

Ooh! Uhh!

- Man...
- Bitch.

Come on, you wetback bastard.

Y ou 'll need a bigger
knife than that. Raoul

You 'll need a fucking machete.

Huhh!

Huhh!

Aah!

Uhh!

Another day,
another dollar, amigo.

What?

♪ Get yourself back home ♪

- Frankie.
- O h. yeah. Uhh!

♪ Get yourself back home ♪

♪ To a cold ice cream
and malt ♪

♪ O h. mama.
I can bring the ring ♪

♪ Get your booty
on home to me ♪

Joey.

Joey. What's wrong?

What's wrong, Joey?

You OK, Joey?

Joey, are you sick?

No. I' m not sick.

I have a lot on my mind, OK?

Joey...

What you doing?

It's Brenda, my wife.

Oh.

Everything was going O K.

She understood
how much I loved you...

and she never tried
to stop me seeing you.

I never doubted that, Joey.

The first thing is,
she robs me of all my money.

Then she claims
that if I see you tonight...

she'll burn all my clothes.

- Ohh.
- I got beautiful clothes.

Joey, she's just going crazy.

Yeah, yeah.
I was going to see you anyway.

But it's bothering me now.

Watch yourself.

Lunderstand.

Here.

Home sweet home for you.

Joey, you want to come up
for some coffee?

Nah, I got to go home
and teach my wife a lesson.

Go on.

Come on, Joannie.

Joannie.

- Hey, hey, Frankie!
- All right, what?

- Get your ass back here.
- Jesus!

I might need your help
with my wife.

Aah! Fucking asshole.

Get the fuck out of the car!

Hold it steady. Man.
Just aim for the center.

It's a gun. not a toy.

Hey. M ichael

You 're supposed to knock
before you enter. Man.

I should've done something else.

No, but then again...

Assholes.

Neal, put it away.

Put it away.
Those things are dangerous.

Where's Lorraine?

Why did you come back?

What do you mean?

What are you doing?

I'm going to New York
to open a whorehouse, Michael.

Look, Lorraine, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean
what I said before.

I know you didn't, Michael.

I know you didn't.

But I' m going
to New Y ork with Jack.

It got too stuffy here.

I don't get it, Lorraine.

- You really want to know?
- Yeah.

You 've got these rules,
Michael...

but whose rules are they?

Whose dream are you buying into?

You 've been angry for so long
you don 't even know it.

We're all scared...

but somehow we don't believe
that babies, TV sets...

two-car garages and McCarthy
are going to make us happy.

You think Roslyn
did something wrong.

Maybe in your world she did,
but in our world...

she's just fighting
for some sort of freedom...

Freedom from slavery
she can't even explain.

Don't you see, Michael?

Life is not
wall -to-wall carpeting...

with half down and
the rest of your life to pay.

You and I had a good time,
some tenderness...

but you can't even enjoy it...

because somewhere
in your mind it was dirty...

un-American.

Figure out what you want,
Michael.

I'm not sure
time is on your side.

At any rate... adios.

I'll send you the bill.

You need any help
with those groceries?

No.

- You sure?
- It's OK.

Thanks for driving me home.

Yeah. No problem.

I haven't seen you
in a while, Joey.

I know, I know.

I'll tell you what.

Why do you say
that I meet you...

down at the boardwalk
in about an hour?

Be nice?

- OK.
- Yeah?

Will you wear something pretty?

- Yes.
- OK.

You going to give me a kiss?

Mmm.

That's enough.

I was wondering if
you 'd like to make a quick buck.

Women are dumb...

dumb to the core.

I love the way Michael used to
throw Little Mike in the air.

It was so cute.

And even though
our sex life was bad...

there's one thing
I could say about Michael.

He was such a good father.

You know what I found out?

Life's not easy.
It's not perfect.

We knew what real love was.

We had it!

And now that Frankie and Joey
have left our lives...

nothing else matters.

Where do you come up
with these crazy ideas?

I don't get it.

Don't you understand
that we messed up?

I'm calling Michael
to end this bullshit.

Hello? M ichael

Please come home.

I' m sorry.

I don 't know what to say.

Michael,
Little M ike needs a daddy.

I love you.

Bye.

Hey, Joey.

Someone's fucking your girl.

Yeah? Which one?

What difference
does it make, which one?

No one's got the balls.

Yeah?
Well, it'll cost you a buck.

It's no big deal, huh?

Just write it off. Done.

Wait a minute.
It's not that easy, Joey.

- It's that easy.
- No, it isn't. Frank!

- Fuck you!
- Hey! This I gotta hear.

I want to know
who finally got the balls...

to fuck a girl of Joey's, huh?

Good ol' Michael
is fucking Roslyn.

Who's Michael?
Who's Roslyn, huh?

How do you reckon, Frankie?

I saw them together downtown
last night at the movies.

Just put two and two together.
It was easy.

Who is he? Who is he?

Michael...

is Roslyn's husband.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about,
you morons?

A husband's got a right
to screw his own wife.

No, he ain't.
Ain't that right, Joey?

Hello, Roslyn. It's Joey.

I missed you.

What do you mean
you can't talk to me?

Yeah, Roslyn!

I went through hell
with Brenda.

She was gonna
kill herself over you.

I had to stay.
But, listen, baby.

All I could do
was think about you...

and when
I could see you again...

and touch you again
and smell you again.

I know it's been
a long time, baby...

but you wouldn't think
much of me...

if I left Brenda at a time
like this, would you?

He's smooth.

Don't get hysterical on me.
We gotta be brave.

We'll figure this out together.

Why don't you come down
to the diner to see me?

Just so we can talk. huh?

Get Joannie to baby-sit
for you, huh?

What's the difference?

Not for what we had, Rosie,
for what we have.

That's it. That's it.
Yeah. OK.

All right.
I'll be here waiting.

OK. Baby. All right.

I'll see you.

- Ha ha!
- Son of a bitch!

That, my friends...

is what you call smooth.

He's fucking Gary Cooper.

I mean,
he's not fucking Gary Cooper.

He's Gary Cooper.

Roslyn, I am so happy for you!

Listen to me, Joannie.
Don't think...

don't turn on the TV,
don't say or do anything.

- Just watch my kid!
- OK.

Thank you.

You want some?
Yum, yum, yum!

- Waah!
- Come on.

Come on, baby.
Ain't you gonna sit down?

No way, Joey.

I came here personally
to tell you that we're through.

What do you mean,
"We're through"?

No, we're not through.
You don't love him.

You love me.

- God, I loved you.
- You love me.

No, I don't.
You 're full of shit!

Don't call me.
I'll call you.

"Don't call me.
I'll call you."

Hey, Joannie.
I can't talk now.

I got to make dinner for my...

What are friends for?
I already made it.

I did it. It's over.

Good! Good!

There's nothing wrong
with playing hard to get.

You don't get it, do you?

What we did was stupid.

We were wrong.
Do you understand that?

Either of you got a match?

Mmm. Here you go.

Good seeing you, Michael.

Gotta run, Roslyn.
I gotta fix Bobby's dinner.

Hey, Michael.

How was work?

Whoo!

Very smooth.

What are you doing, Joey?

I don't know.
Roslyn says...

"Don't call me, doll.
I'll call you."

How can you reckon with that?

Hey, bro.
Joey, Joey, Joey!

- Yo!
- Huh?

I want to thank you for finally
letting me come along.

Aah! Get your fucking
big lips... Ha ha ha!

He kissed me!

You kiss it, you bum!
He kissed me!

Let me call you, sweetheart.

- Ha ha ha!
- Whoo!

Did you see them?
O h. my God! I' m gonna die!

I saw them.

Ha ha ha!

What a re we gonna do?

- Who just called?
- Just Joannie.

Whoo-hoo!

Jeez, Rosie. You see what
this crazy car's doing?

They're probably just
some crazy kids.

♪ Roslyn ♪

Roslyn!

What the hell is going on?

It's Joannie, Michael!
I swear!

Bullshit!

Michael, he'll kill you!

Michael! Michael!

Here he comes!
Ha ha ha!

Whoo-hoo! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

- Whoo!
- Ha ha ha!

Whoo!

Watch this, my friends.

Unh!

Roslyn doesn't smoke.

Yo, people!

What are you doing?

Hey! Hey!
You ever hear of Joey?

I hear he's a great lay.

Oh, yeah?
I heard that, too!

Set us up with
some drinks here! Let's go!

Jesus Christ!
Y ou 're ruining my place!

Whoo!

Here's a toast!

To husbands, all of them!

For keeping their wives
nice and fit for us!

Whoo!

Here, sure!
Gimme, gimme, gimme.

Good job, Frankie.

- Give me a dime.
- Where you going, man?

No reason for
this night to end is there?

Look what
you do to this place. Huh?

Yo, Roslyn.
It's Joey, down here at Nick's.

I want you down here!

Joey, we're through.

What do you mea n we' re th rough?

No, we're through
when I say you 're through!

Now, you get your fucking ass
down here right now...

or you can expect
me and company down...

every night until they kill
that prick you live with!

You understand me?

Fucking... Fuck! Fuck!
God damn it!

Hey! Damn it!
What are you doing?

Your phone's broken!

You ruin
the goddamn phone now, huh?

Nick, get me a cheeseburger
with grilled onions.

Can I have a cola
and fries with that?

The only mature thing to do...

is to see Joey
and beg him to stop.

It's the only thing to do.

So, gentlemen...

what we have here
is a near perfect evening.

- Oh, goddamn.
- Here's to perfection.

To perfection.

That's cool. That's cool.

Roslyn!

Roslyn!

What's the matter with you?

Move it!

Fucking get off me!

Unh! Unh!

- Stop it!
- Fuck you!

M ichael

Michael! Michael!

Michael, get out of the way!

Shut up!

Michael! Michael! No!

Aah!

- Michael!
- Unh!

You missed your chance
tonight, Roslyn. Ha ha!

- Get the fuck off me!
- Oh, you love it!

Aah! Michael!

Ha ha ha!

Michael!

- Ha ha ha!
- Aah! Stop it!

Shit!

Shut the fuck up!

Unh!

Michael. Michael. Ohh!

Get up! Get up!

No! No! No!

Fucker!

I didn't mean it!

Please! Don't do it!
Don't do it! No!

I beg you. please!
Don 't do it!

Michael, no!

Oh, God!
Oh, God! Oh! Oh!

Michael! Michael!

M ichael, no!
M ichael, no! No!

Oh, God, no!
Please don't do it!

Michael!

Please don't do it!
Please don't do it!

What a bunch of saps we are.

Come on, Roslyn.
Let's get out of here.

Michael!

She made me feel good!

She made me feel good.

She...

It felt good.

Frankie!
Frankie! Frankie!

Come on! We're gonna
go shoot this motherfucker!

- Nah, forget it, Joe.
- Fuck him! Fuck him!

- No, Joe.
- What the fuck?

What the fuck
are you talking about?

What do you mean
you can't do it?!

Yo, man, you fucked up.

Where the fuck you going?

Don't leave!
You can't fucking leave Joey!

Nobody leaves Joey!

Nobody leaves Joey!
You fuck!

- Look at me, asshole!
- You fuck!

Look at me, asshole!
You remember me?

It's been a bad night
all around, motherfucker.

What the fuck...
Fuck...

Guess you 're not coming up,
huh, Michael?

No. I guess we're not going
steady anymore, Roslyn.

Yeah, I guess we're not.

Listen, Ros, let's make a deal.

You take care of Little Mike
the best you can...

and I'll send you as much money
a week as I can.

I'll come up every weekend...

and pick up Little Mike
so you can get a breather.

Maybe you can get a job,
you know?

Get out of the house,
make some new friends.

It's just...

I think there's more to life
than what we've been living.

We never should have
gotten married, Michael.

We're great friends,
but marriage is different.

O ur lives ain 't over.

M ichael, I' m scared.

If it makes you
feel better. I' m scared. Too.

Y ou were really great. M ichael

You beat the shit out of him.

Y eah.
I was pretty cool, wasn 't I

♪ Can 't live without her ♪

Take care of Little M ike.

Y ou 're really cool, M ichael

I love you.

I love you. M ichael

♪ Tell her ♪

♪ She's still
the flame of my heart ♪

♪ I' m walkin '.
Yes. Indeed ♪

♪ I' m talkin '
about you and me ♪

♪ I' m hopin ' that
you 'll come back to me ♪

♪ I' m lonely
as I can be ♪

♪ I' m waiting
for your company ♪

♪ I' m hoping that
you 'll come back to me ♪

♪ What you gonna do
when the well runs dry? ♪

♪ Y ou were gonna
run away and hide ♪

♪ I' m gonna run
right by your side ♪

♪ For you. pretty baby.
I'll even die ♪

♪ I' m walkin '.
Yes. Indeed ♪

♪ I' m talkin '
about you and me ♪

♪ I' m hoping that
you 'll come back to me ♪

♪ I' m walkin '.
Yes. Indeed ♪

♪ I' m talkin '
about you and me ♪

♪ And I' m hoping that
you 'll come back to me ♪

♪ And I' m hoping that
you 'll come back to me ♪

♪ I' m lonely
as I can be ♪

♪ I' m waiting
for your company ♪

♪ I' m hoping that
you 'll come back to me ♪

♪ What you gonna do
when the well runs dry? ♪

♪ Y ou were gonna
run away and hide ♪

♪ I' m gonna run
right by your side ♪

♪ For you. pretty baby.
I'll even die ♪

♪ I' m walkin '.
Yes. Indeed ♪

♪ I' m talkin '
about you and me ♪

♪ And I' m hoping
that you 'll come back to me ♪

♪ I' m walkin '.
Yes. Indeed ♪

♪ I' m talkin '
about you and me ♪

♪ And I' m hopin ' that
you 'll come back to me ♪

♪ I' m lonely
as I can be ♪

♪ I' m waiting
for your company ♪

♪ I' m hopin ' that
you 'll come back to me ♪

♪ O h. what you gonna do
when the well runs dry? ♪

♪ Y ou 're gonna
sit right down and cry ♪

♪ What you gonna do
when I say bye-bye? ♪

♪ All you 're gonna do
is dry your eye ♪

♪ I' m walkin '.
Yes. Indeed ♪

♪ I' m talkin '
about you and me ♪

♪ And I' m hopin ' that
you 'll come back to me ♪

♪ What you gonna do
when the well runs dry? ♪

♪ Y ou were gonna sit
right down and cry ♪

♪ What you gonna do
when I say bye-bye? ♪

♪ All you 're gonna do
is dry your eye ♪

♪ I' m walkin '.
Yes. Indeed ♪

♪ I' m talkin '
about you and me ♪

♪ And I' m hopin ' that
you 'll come back to me ♪

♪ O h ho ♪