Cookie (1989) - full transcript

Paroled labor racketeer "Dapper" Dino is sought after by a "politically ambitious" prosecutor schemes to put him back in jail and a deceitful partner sizes him up for concrete shoes.

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LET US PRAY TO GOD

THAT HE WILL RAISE UP
THIS MORTAL BODY

TO THE PERFECTION
OF THE SAINTS.

MAY CHRIST THE SHEPHERD
LEAD HIM SAFELY HOME

TO BE AT PEACE WITH GOD.

ETERNAL REST
GRANT TO HIM, O LORD,

AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT
SHINE UPON HIM.

MAY HE REST IN PEACE.
AMEN.

MAY HE LIVE ON
IN YOUR PRESENCE.

IN YOUR MERCY AND LOVE,

FORGIVE WHATEVER SIN
HE MAY HAVE COMMITTED. AMEN.



ETERNAL REST
GRANT TO HIM, O LORD,

AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT
SHINE UPON HIM.

MAY HE REST IN PEACE.
AMEN.

MAY HIS SOUL

AND THE SOULS OF ALL
THE FAITHFUL DEPARTED,

BY THE MERCY OF GOD,
REST IN PEACE.

AMEN.

♪ HEY, YEAH

MOVE YOUR BUTT!
BEEP! BEEP!

♪ THERE'S A PLACE

♪ WHERE A KID
WITHOUT A CENT ♪

♪ HE CAN GROW UP

♪ TO BE PRESIDENT

♪ TO BE PRESIDENT



♪ A MAGIC KINGDOM
FILLED WITH BARBIE DOLLS ♪

♪ IF YOU'VE GOT THE TIME

♪ WE CAN MAKE IT
A GOOD TIME ♪

♪ WHOO

♪ AM-M-MERICANOS

♪ OH, YEAH

♪ HEY

♪ AMERICANOS

♪ BLUE JEANS AND CHINOS

♪ PEPSI AND OREOS

♪ AMERICANOS

♪ MOVIES AND HEROES

♪ THE LAND OF THE FREE

OH, WOW.
CHECK IT OUT.

HOW MUCH?

$14.

$9.00.

$12.

9.50.

NO WAY.

$10, IT'S A DEAL.

O.K.

PIA, LEND ME $10.

BUT IT'S
ALL I'VE GOT, COOKIE.

PLEASE.

O.K.

BYE.

BYE.

♪ OH, YEAH

♪ HEY, YEAH

♪ AMERICANOS

♪ BLUE JEANS AND CHINOS

♪ PEPSI AND OREOS

♪ AMERICANOS

HEY. HEY, HOLD IT.

HOLD ON.

♪ IN THE LAND OF THE FREE

♪ BE WHAT YOU WANT TO BE

SORRY.

HEY.

BYE. BYE.

HA HA HA!

OH, COOKIE.

DOCKET NUMBER 8N06357.

CARMELA MARIA ANGELINA
TERESA VOLTECKY.

YO.

MISS VOLTECKY,
YOU ARE CHARGED

WITH VIOLATING
SECTION 165.15,

THEFT OF SERVICES,

AND 205.30, RESISTING ARREST
AND OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

ARE YOU REPRESENTED
BY AN ATTORNEY?

NO.

YES, YOUR HONOR.

HENRY SOLOMON
BLAH BLAH BLAH.

MR. SOLOMON.

YOUR HONOR, I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU
TO RELEASE MISS VOLTECKY

ON HER OWN RECOGNIZANCE.

WHAT ARE YOU,
AN AMBULANCE CHASER?

SHE HAS BEEN LIVING
QUIETLY WITH HER MOTHER

AND HAVING HAD TO LEAVE
TRADE SCHOOL FOR MEDICAL REASONS

HAS BEEN CONDUCTING AN EXHAUSTING SEARCH FOR EMPLOYMENT.

GRANTED, MR. SOLOMON.
DATE OF APPEARANCE.

HOW IS JANUARY 16th?

HOW'S
JANUARY 16th?

I GOT TO CHECK
MY CALENDAR.

THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR.
THAT'LL BE FINE.

NEXT CASE, PLEASE.

DOCKET NUMBER 8N06338.
PIA DIANE MANCHUSO.

SO WHAT
ABOUT HER, HUH?

LET GO OF ME!

MISS MANCHUSO, YOU'RE
CHARGED WITH VIOLATING

SECTION 165.15 IN THE PENAL CODE,
THEFT OF SERVICES,

YOU'RE ALSO CHARGED
WITH 205.30...

WHAT'S GOING ON?

HENRY!

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

WHAT'S THE DEAL?

NO PROBLEM.
NOTHING AT ALL.

WHO'S THE GIRL?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

HENRY,
WHO'S THE GIRL?

COME ON,
YOU CAN TELL US.

THE PRESS HAS ALWAYS
BEEN NICE TO YOU.

YOU'RE TAKING A TRIP
WITH VINNIE AND ANGELO.

WHO?

GET IN THE DAMN CAR.

GET YOUR HANDS
OFF ME!

YOU HAVE TO HAVE A WARRANT
TO KIDNAP SOMEBODY!

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?

DOES MY MOTHER KNOW
ABOUT THIS?

AND DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME.
DON'T PUT ONE HAND ON ME.

SHUT UP!

WE'RE TAKING YOU
TO YOUR FATHER.

MY FATHER?

HEY, YOU GOT TO
BE KIDDING.

IT'S A LONG DRIVE.
SO YOU LET ME KNOW

IF YOU HAVE TO MAKE
A WEE-WEE.

YOU GOT TO STOP
FIGHTING ME.

PATIENT? IF I BE
ANY MORE PATIENT,

I'LL END UP
IN THE HOSPITAL.

ANGELO AND VINNIE
BROUGHT YOU?

HOW'S YOUR MOTHER?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU
ON THIS THING.

HOW'S YOUR MOTHER?

SHE'S O.K., O.K.?

TAKE THE GUM OUT WHEN
YOU'RE TALKING TO ME.

YOU LOOK
LIKE A HOOKER.

YOUR MOTHER TOLD ME
YOU HAD MY BRAINS,

BUT I GUESS YOU GOT
MY TEMPER INSTEAD.

YOU'RE GETTING A JOB
WHEN YOU GET HOME.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE I WAS 5.

GOING AROUND WITH BUMS.
STAYING OUT ALL NIGHT. GETTING PINCHED.

I'M COMING UP
FOR PAROLE IN TWO WEEKS.

YOUR PAROLE?

MY LITTLE ARREST IS GONNA JAM UP YOUR PAROLE?

NOBODY EVEN KNOWS
YOU'RE MY FATHER,

INCLUDING ME.

YOU'RE GETTING A JOB,
9:00 TO 5:00,

IN BED EARLY
AFTER A LITTLE TV.

THIS IS THE LAST TIME
YOU UPSET YOUR MOTHER.

PICK UP THE PHONE.

PICK UP
THAT FUCKING PHONE.

IT SEEMS LIKE
WHAT WE HAVE HERE

IN YOUR CASE
IS AN ANGIE.

IF YOU WANNA BE A CUTE KID
WITH A BIG MOUTH

ALL YOUR LIFE,

FINE, EXCEPT INSOFAR
AS IT AFFECTS ME.

SO WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE,

WHICH IS SOON,
IF YOU DON'T FUCK IT UP,

YOU AND I WILL TALK
ABOUT IT.

NOW, SAY GOODBYE.

GOODBYE.

DADDY.

YOU OUGHT TO HAVE
MORE RESPECT.

FOR YOU? I DON'T
EVEN KNOW YOU.

I'M TALKING
ABOUT YOUR FATHER.

WAKE UP IN THERE.
LET'S GO.

YO. GOOD NIGHT.

DON'T EVER
RAT ON ME AGAIN.

THAT'S ALL
I'M GONNA SAY.

I KNEW SHE WAS
GOING TO BE MAD AT ME.

DINO SAYS
SHE'S GOTTA GET A JOB.

I DON'T WANNA
CRITICIZE YOU AND ALL,

BUT YOU TREAT THAT GIRL
SO SPECIAL.

A JOB IS EXACTLY WHAT
THAT SMART ALECK NEEDS.

RIGHT. RIGHT.

RIGHT.

HONEY, DID YOU
HAVE A NICE DAY?

I TALKED
TO HENRY SOLOMON.

HE THINKS
THEY'LL DROP THE CHARGES.

THAT'LL BE
A RELIEF TO DINO,

WHAT WITH HIM
UP FOR PAROLE.

SCREW OFF. SCREW OFF.
SCREW OFF.

SCREW OFF.

SCREW OFF.

HONEY, CAN WE
TALK ABOUT THIS?

THANK GOD HE NEVER
DIVORCED HIS WIFE

AND MARRIED YOU.

COOKIE.

CAN WE
TALK ABOUT THIS?

YOU LISTEN TO ME,
YOUNG LADY.

YOUR FATHER
GOT YOU A JOB.

YOU'RE GOING TO WORK
ON SEVENTH AVENUE

FOR CARMINE TARRANTINO.

YOU'RE LUCKY
TO HAVE A FATHER

WHO HAS SUCH IMPORTANT
BUSINESS ASSOCIATES

WHO OWE HIM
A GREAT DEAL.

WHAT DO I DO
IN THIS JOB?

YOU DO WHATEVER
THEY TELL YOU TO DO.

SO...

HOW DID HE LOOK?

COMPARED TO WHAT?

WELL, YOU MAYBE
DON'T REMEMBER.

YOU WENT
A FEW TIMES.

YOU USED TO
GET CARSICK.

I'D HOLD YOUR FACE UP
TO THE NET

SO YOU COULD SEE
YOUR FATHER.

YOU'D GO, "DADDY."

"DADDY!"

♪ LOVE

♪ IS A MANY SPLENDORED
THING ♪

♪ KISS ME...

JESUS, MOM, I'M SORRY
YOU'RE SO UPSET.

WHAT DID I EVER
ASK YOU FOR, HONEY?

HMM?

I JUST WANT YOU
TO TAKE THIS JOB.

HE'S COMING OUT,

AND I JUST WANT US
TO BE A FAMILY.

A FAMILY.

JESUS CHRIST.

SO YOU START MONDAY.

DON'T MIND ME.
WHO ORDERED THE MINESTRONE?

THEY RAN OUT, SO I GOT
CHICKEN NOODLE INSTEAD.

DO YOU WANT
THE SAME CUFF?

YEAH, SAME CUFF.

WE GOT LABOR
MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS.

VEGETABLE SOUP.
MACARONI.

SPEAK ENGLISH,
DOMINICK.

THAT NUT FROM THE UNION
IS ORGANIZING THE PLANT!

HEY, YOU DINO'S GIRL?
HOW IS YOUR FATHER?

HE'S GETTING OUT
SOON.

BE GOOD TO SEE
WHAT HE'S BEEN UP TO.

MY GUESS IS
NOT TOO MUCH. HA HA!

NOW, MR. SEGRETTO,
COULD YOU ELABORATE ON WHY

THE UNITED STATES ATTORNEY'S
OFFICE OPPOSES PAROLE?

GENTLEMEN.

13 YEARS AGO,

MR. CAPISCO WAS CONVICTED
OF LABOR RACKETEERING.

IT'S THE GOVERNMENT'S
POSITION

THAT WHILE IN FEDERAL PRISON,
HE CONTINUED THESE ACTIVITIES

IN PARTNERSHIP
WITH CARMINE TARRANTINO.

UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES,

WE HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO OPPOSE PAROLE.

GENTLEMEN,
THE ISSUES HERE ARE SIMPLE.

MR. CAPISCO
IS ELIGIBLE FOR PAROLE.

HE HAS BEEN A MODEL PRISONER
FOR THE PAST 13 YEARS.

THIS OUGHT TO BE

A COMPLETELY ROUTINE
PAROLE HEARING,

BUT MR. SEGRETTO
WANTS TO BE GOVERNOR

AND HAS BEEN WAGING
A VENDETTA

AGAINST PERSONS
OF ITALIAN DESCENT

IN HIS ENDLESS PURSUIT
OF CHEAP, FRONT-PAGE STORIES.

YOU HAVE HEARD
HIS OBJECTIONS.

MR. CAPISCO IS PARTNERS
WITH CARMINE TARRANTINO.

GENTLEMEN, THAT'S
A COMPLETE FABRICATION.

MR. CAPISCO HAS HAD
NO SOURCE OF INCOME

FOR THE PAST 13 YEARS.

HIS DEVOTED WIFE BUNNY

HAS BEEN FORCED
TO BOARD ANIMALS

TO SUPPORT HERSELF.

OBJECTION.
YOU SHOULD KNOW HIS WIFE

IS THE DAUGHTER
OF THE LATE ANTONY BALLARDO,

A.K.A. TONY BOY
THE ARTICHOKE KING.

THEIR MARRIAGE
SERVED TO UNITE

TWO MAJOR
ORGANIZED-CRIME FAMILIES.

YOU LEAVE MY FATHER
OUT OF THIS!

ORDER. THIS HEARING
WILL COME TO ORDER,

OR I'LL HOLD YOU
IN CONTEMPT.

SURELY THE DISTINGUISHED
MEMBERS OF THE PAROLE BOARD

WILL SEE THROUGH
THE PROVOCATIVE INTERRUPTION

BY THE PROSECUTOR

AND COME TO
A JUST RULING IN THIS CASE.

DINO.

DON'T BUY
MANY NEW CLOTHES.

YOU WON'T BE OUT
THAT LONG.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU POINT
WHEN YOU TALK?

I WAS NOTICING IT
IN THE COURTROOM.

IT HURTS YOU.

IT HURTS
YOUR PRESENTATION.

LOOK AT MY CAR.

WALL-TO-WALL DOG HAIR.

WELL, EXCUSE ME!

THE NEXT TIME YOU GET
OUT OF THE JOINT,

I'LL BRING
THE ROLLS-ROYCE,

BUT IT WAS
IN THE SHOP.

KNOCK IT OFF, BUNNY.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

THIS PLACE SMELLS
LIKE A BORDELLO.

HONEY.

I'M WORKING FOR MUSSOLINI

SO YOU CAN FEEL LIKE
WE'RE A NORMAL FAMILY.

HONEY, DON'T THROW
THINGS AROUND.

I JUST PICKED UP.

THEY PUT PHONY
DESIGNER LABELS

ON STOLEN SHIT
FROM HONG KONG.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

OH, GOD.

I'M NOT HAVING HIM
STAY HERE.

DON'T START WITH ME.

I'M NOT.

DON'T START WITH ME.

I'M GOING TO BE SICK.

PACK YOUR BAGS.

I'M TAKING YOU
TO ATLANTIC CITY.

COOKIE. COOKIE,
YOUR FATHER'S HERE.

I WANTED YOU
TO SAY HELLO.

YOU'RE JUST GOING OUT,

HE CALLS,
AND YOU DROP EVERYTHING.

YES. NOW GET OVER HERE

AND SAY HELLO
TO YOUR FATHER.

HI.

I SUPPOSE YOU KNOW
I'M WORKING

FOR TWO RETARDS WHO
SELL SCHWAG.

REALLY?

COOKIE DOESN'T
LIKE HER JOB.

I'M PRACTICALLY
THE ONLY PERSON THERE

WHO'S NOT AN ALIEN.

YOU LOOK GREAT.

UGH!

I DON'T LOOK
THE WAY I USED TO.

YOU USED TO HAVE
A BABY FACE.

NOW
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE SO PISSED OFF

JUST BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER
IS SEEING YOUR FATHER.

SHE'S SUCH A WIMP.

I'D RATHER SHOOT MYSELF
THAN BE LIKE HER.

COME ON.

VERY IMPRESSIVE,
ARNOLD.

I WANTED TO COME
DOWN HERE, ARNOLD,

TO THANK YOU FOR
EVERYTHING YOU DONE

WHILE I WAS AWAY.
DINO, PLEASE...

NOW I'M OUT.
NOW I'M OUT,

AND I WANT
WHAT I'M OWED.

WHAT YOU'RE OWED?

LET ME REFRESH
YOUR MEMORY.

WHEN YOU FIRST
GOT STARTED,

WHO HELPED YOU OUT?

WHEN THE UNIONS
WOULDN'T MOVE,

WHO BROKE THEIR LEGS

AND GOT A PIECE
OF THE ACTION?

DINO, I'M
A LITTLE CONFUSED.

YOU SEE,
WE BOUGHT CARMINE OUT,

WHICH INCLUDES YOU.

WHEN?

SIX, SEVEN YEARS AGO.

THAT'S MY MONEY.

MY MONEY
GETS PAID TO ME.

CARMINE SCREWED ME, TOO,

BUT I DIDN'T
TAKE IT PERSONALLY.

HOW SHOULD I TAKE IT,
AS A GROUP?

DINO, FORGET IT.

SWALLOW IT.

HERE.

NO. NO.
IT'S A LOAN.

I'M ONLY
LOANING IT TO YOU.

ARNOLD, PLEASE.

JUST 'TIL YOU'RE
BACK ON YOUR FEET.

THEN YOU CAN
PAY ME BACK...

AND YOU'LL PAY ME BACK.

DINO, I GOT A JACKPOT!

I PLAYED 19,
AND I GOT $35!

HONEY, WE'RE RICH!

DINO, HONEY.

YEAH.

MAYBE YOU COULD SPEND
A LITTLE TIME WITH COOKIE.

I GOT THINGS TO DO.

I KNOW, BUT, HONEY,
SHE HARDLY KNOWS YOU.

THERE'S BUSINESS
TO WORK OUT.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING STRAIGHT.

SHH.

WE COULD BE
A NORMAL FAMILY.

SURE.

WHAT?

NORMAL FAMILY.

I MEAN IT.
I WANT TO BE A FAMILY.

DINO, I WANT
TO MARRY YOU.

YOU KNOW I GOT TO
LIVE WITH HER.

THAT'S A CONDITION
OF MY PAROLE.

HEY.

HEY.

COME ON.

OH, HONEY.

HA HA HA HA!

OH!

HA HA HA HA!

HEY!

LOUIE, VERY IMPRESSIVE,

BUT NOBODY TAUGHT YOU
HOW TO FOLD IT.

DINO!

OH, IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.

YOU REMEMBER
MY SON DOMINICK?

YOU WANT
SOME COFFEE,

SOME ANISETTE,

A PIECE OF FRUIT?

NICE PLACE.

MY WIFE,
SHE HIRED A DECORATOR.

I WENT TO ATLANTIC CITY.
I SAW ARNOLD.

I SAID, "I'M GOING STRAIGHT.
BUY ME OUT."

HE SAID, "I ALREADY
BOUGHT YOU OUT,"

WHICH IS NEWS.

I GOT NEW THINGS

YOU MIGHT BE
INTERESTED IN.

I JUST WANT MY MONEY
SO I CAN LIVE MY LIFE.

IT'S NOT SO EASY,
DINO.

WE HAD A LOT OF CAPITAL OUTLAYS,
PLUS CAPITAL GAINS.

PLUS WE THOUGHT
WE WERE ELIGIBLE

FOR INVESTMENT
TAX CREDITS,

ONLY WE WEREN'T,
WHICH HURT US.

DOMINICK HERE
WENT TO WHARTON.

MAYBE DOMINICK
CAN FIGURE OUT

WHAT YOU OWE ME PLUS
13 YEARS COMPOUND INTEREST.

I HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING

THE FORMULA
FOR COMPOUND INTEREST.

HA HA HA! DINO.

YOU ALWAYS
MAKE ME LAUGH.

YOU'RE ALIVE.
YOU'RE HERE.

IT'S NOT ENOUGH
FOR YOU?

ANOTHER GUY COMES
OUT OF THE JOINT,

HE'D BE GLAD
TO BE ALIVE.

YOU WANT TO BE
THE GODFATHER.

WE'RE HAVING A CHRISTMAS PARTY NEXT SUNDAY.

YOU COME,
AND WE'LL TALK THEN.

DINO, IT'S NICE
HAVING YOU BACK.

HA HA HA HA HA!

HEY, I GOT TO
TALK TO YOU.

I GOT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THIS JOB.

I GOT TO BE SOMEPLACE.

NO. I CAN'T STAY HERE.

I'M NOT
A PASSIVE PERSON.

I CAN'T STAY THERE
GETTING EYESTRAIN.

THEY GAVE ME THIS JOB
BECAUSE OF YOU.

THEY'RE PAYING ME
MINIMUM WAGE.

YOU COULD WORK
AT McDONALD'S,

WEAR A HAIR NET.

WHAT ARE YOU
TRAINED FOR?

WHAT ARE YOU
TRAINED FOR?

IT'S LIKE
A PRISON THERE.

I DON'T SEE WHY
I HAVE TO BE IN PRISON

IF YOU'RE NOT ANYMORE.

AHEM.

NOBODY TAUGHT YOU
HOW TO HAVE

A PRIVATE CONVERSATION,
I GUESS.

WHAT DID I NEED A PRIVATE
CONVERSATION ABOUT?

SHUT UP. YOUR MOTHER
NEVER TAUGHT YOU MANNERS?

DON'T SAY ANYTHING
AGAINST MY MOTHER

AFTER WHAT YOU
PUT HER THROUGH.

I KNEW A GUY IN PRISON,
BILLY BLUENOSE,

HE PUT A HIT
ON HIS OWN KID!

UH!

LEAVE ME ALONE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

AHH!

HONEY--

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE ME,
TAKE COOKIE.

DON'T TALK TO ME
ABOUT COOKIE.

SHE'S JUST
LIKE YOU, DINO.

SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU.

SHE'S NOT LIKE ME.

WELL, SHE'S CERTAINLY
NOT LIKE MY FAMILY.

THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANYBODY
LIKE HER IN MY FAMILY.

I'M NOT SAYING THAT.

FROM THE VERY BEGINNING...

SHE HIT KIDS
ON THE PLAYGROUND.

WHERE DID SHE GET THAT FROM?
NOT FROM MY FAMILY!

CERTAINLY, I NEVER HIT KIDS
ON THE PLAYGROUND.

LENORE--

I KEPT CLEAN
ON THE PLAYGROUND.

SHE WAS ALWAYS DIRTY.

I HAD 12 PINS

FOR DEPORTMENT
WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL, DINO.

THE NUNS JUST LOVED ME.

I'LL TAKE HER!

COOKIE!

COULD YOU COME
OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE?

♪ THAT THIS GROUP
MUST SOMEHOW FORM A FAMILY ♪

COOKIE!

GET OUT HERE
RIGHT NOW!

♪ THE BRADY BUNCH

♪ THE BRADY BUNCH...

WHAT?

HONEY,

YOUR FATHER'S BEEN INVITED
TO THE TARRANTINO'S PARTY,

AND I'D LIKE YOU
TO GO WITH HIM.

I AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE
WITH A CHILD ABUSER.

LENORE, YA GOTTA
DO SOMETHING.

YOU GOTTA TEACH
THIS KID MANNERS.

I NEVER
SPOKE LIKE THAT

TO MY PARENTS
IN MY LIFE.

PROBABLY BECAUSE
THEY HIT YOU.

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
IT'S A CYCLE.

THEY HIT YOU,
AND YOU HIT ME.

COME ON. HIT ME AGAIN,
YOU BIG, TOUGH GUY.

COME ON.
YOU CAN DO IT.

YOU GOT
A MISERABLE PERSONALITY.

LISTEN,
I CAN'T STAND THIS.

MY HEART'S BEATING SO FAST
I CAN'T BREATHE.

COME HERE, YOU.

OH, GOD!

I'M GETTING
PALPITATIONS.

YOU BOTH STOP IT!

NOW, LISTEN.

I RAISED YOU
BY MYSELF.

I WAS A SINGLE MOTHER

LONG BEFORE THEY TALKED
ABOUT IT ON OPRAH WINFREY.

I WAITED FOR YOU
FOR 13 YEARS.

AND I HAD
PLENTY OF OFFERS!

I DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT
WITH MY TITS ON HOLD

MY ENTIRE LIFE!

LEARN TO LOVE EACH OTHER
RIGHT NOW!

THANK YOU.

YOU LOOK NICE.

GIVE ME A BREAK.

HEY, FORGET
ABOUT IT.

THE GUM.

DINO, GLAD YOU COULD
MAKE IT.

YEAH. I LIKE
THAT, TOO.

MERRY CHRISTMAS,
LITTLE GIRL.

HERE'S SOMETHING
FOR YOU

FROM SANTA CLAUS.

WHO'S NEXT?
WHO DO WE HAVE?

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

LOUIS, HAVE YOU BEEN
A GOOD BOY ALL YEAR?

LAST WEEK,
SEGRETTO BUSTED

CARLINO'S OPERATION
IN THE BRONX.

I FIGURE SEGRETTO'S
TWO AWAY FROM US.

HEY, DINO
JUST WALKED IN.

SHUT UP,
DOMINICK.

I'M WORKING
THIS THING OUT.

GUYS TAKING
PICTURES OF US

ALL THE TIME.

GUYS TAILING US,
BUGGING US.

NO WONDER THERE'S
A CRIME WAVE.

DEAL WITH DINO
OR THERE WILL BE PROBLEMS.

I DON'T HAVE
TO DEAL WITH DINO.

I JUST HAVE TO STALL HIM
UNTIL THE D.A. NAILS HIM.

DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

♪ JINGLE BELL,
JINGLE BELL ♪

♪ JINGLE BELL ROCK

♪ JINGLE BELL SWING
AND JINGLE BELLS RING ♪

♪ SNOWIN' AND BLOWIN' UP
BUSHELS OF FUN ♪

♪ NOW THE JINGLE HOP...

I GO TO
THE TANNING SALON

MAYBE TWO, THREE
TIMES A WEEK.

CHICKS LIKE THAT.

WHAT
CAN I TELL YOU?

THERE'S A WHOLE
NEW WORLD OUT THERE,

VERY COMPETITIVE,

VERY COMPETITIVE.

♪ IN THE FROSTY AIR...

NOT LIKE THAT.

LIKE THIS.

BOOM. BOOM.

TRY IT.

♪ TO ROCK
THE NIGHT AWAY ♪

ARE YOU STUPID?

♪ JINGLE BELL TIME
IS A SWELL TIME ♪

WATCH IT.

♪ IN A ONE-HORSE SLEIGH

♪ GIDDY-UP, JINGLE HORSE,
PICK UP YOUR FEET ♪

♪ JINGLE AROUND
THE CLOCK ♪

♪ MIX AND MINGLE
IN A JINGLIN' BEAT ♪

♪ THAT'S
THE JINGLE BELL ROCK ♪

♪ JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL,
JINGLE BELL ROCK ♪

♪ JINGLE BELL CHIME
IN JINGLE BELL TIME ♪

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE, FOR ONE MOMENT?

I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING

ABOUT FRIENDS,

ABOUT ONE FRIEND
IN PARTICULAR,

WHO IS HERE TODAY
AFTER A LONG ABSENCE,

MY OLD FRIEND DINO,

DINO CAPISCO,
MY PARTNER.

I DON'T WANT THIS DAY
TO GO BY

WITHOUT SAYING THINGS
THAT HAVE BEEN IN MY HEART

FOR MANY YEARS.

DINO,
WE STARTED TOGETHER,

WE WORKED TOGETHER.

WE HAD GOOD TIMES

AND BAD TIMES.

GOOD TIMES FOR ME--

HA HA HA!

AND BAD TIMES FOR YOU.

HA HA HA!

BUT THOSE TIMES
ARE OVER NOW.

WELCOME, DINO.

WELCOME HOME.

CARMINE, YOU KNOW
HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU.

I DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT.

EVERY DAY I WAS AWAY,

I KNEW HOW MUCH
WE OWED EACH OTHER,

AND I KNEW YOU KNEW.

FROM NOW ON,

IT'S GOOD TIMES
FOR BOTH OF US.

IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.

CENT'ANNI!

CENT'ANNI, GENTLEMEN.

♪ HEY, HEY, NOW

♪ GET DOWN IN THIS TOWN

♪ MOVE YOUR BODY ROUND

♪ LET ME HEAR YOU
SAY HEY, HA ♪

COOK IT
AND STRAIN IT.

YOU ADD
YOUR FRESH TOMATOES.

WHAT'S IT CALLED?

WELL, IT HAS NO NAME,
MY OWN PERSONAL RECIPE.

AND WHAT ABOUT
CANNED TOMATOES?

USE CANNED, CRUSHED,
OR WHOLE TOMATOES.

ADD STRAINED PEAS.

PUT IT OVER COOKED NOODLES.

RICE?

DEFINITELY
USE RICE.

DEFINITELY
YOU CAN USE RICE.

♪ GET DOWN NOW

♪ TALK TO ME NOW

♪ HEY

♪ MY DARLING, I

♪ CAN'T GET ENOUGH
OF YOUR LOVE, BABE ♪

♪ GIRL, I DON'T KNOW,
I DON'T KNOW WHY ♪

♪ I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
OF YOUR LOVE, BABE... ♪

NOW THAT OUR FATHERS
ARE PARTNERS,

YOU AND ME SHOULD BECOME
BETTER ACQUAINTED.

YOU AND ME?

NAME THE DAY.

OOH, YOU LIKE IT ROUGH.

I SHOULD HAVE
FIGURED THAT OUT.

MY FATHER MAY SUCK UP
TO YOUR FAMILY,

BUT I DON'T.
GO FUCK YOURSELF.

YOU'RE FIRED!

I'M FIRED?

I QUIT, O.K.?
I QUIT.

WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT IS THIS?

NOTHING. NOTHING.

DOMINICK,
WHAT HAPPENED?

NOTHING.

WE'RE GOING.

KNOCK IT OFF, O.K.?

WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT HAPPENED?

I BURNT HIS TIE.
HE WAS COMING ON TO ME.

I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE SMART
OR RETARDED.

YOU MAD AT HIM?

YOU WANT TO
GET EVEN?

DON'T TELL PEOPLE
TO FUCK THEMSELVES

IF YOU WANNA
GET EVEN.

YOU'LL NEVER
GET EVEN WITH PEOPLE

IF THEY KNOW
IT'S COMING.

INSTEAD OF YOU
GETTING THEM,

THEY'RE WAITING
FOR YOU.

YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

WELL, IF YOU'RE SO SMART,

WHY ARE YOU PARTNERS
WITH THAT CREEP'S FATHER?

THE DAY CARMINE TARRANTINO
CALLS YOU HIS PARTNER,

THAT'S THE DAY
YOU WATCH YOUR BACK.

GET IN THE CAR
AND DRIVE.

WHY CAN'T VITO DRIVE?

VITO'S BUSY. DRIVE.

YOU DRIVE.
I DON'T FEEL LIKE DRIVING.

I DON'T HAVE MY LICENSE.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

DON'T BELIEVE IT.

HERE THEY COME.

WHERE'S THIS NUT GOING?

WE'VE GOT COMPANY.

WELL, WHO IS IT?

FEDS.

NO SHIT! YOU WANT ME
TO LOSE THEM?

DO I WANNA
SEE YOU LOSE THEM?

NO. I WAS PLANNING
WE ALL GO TO PLAYLAND

AND RIDE THE CYCLONE.

WELL?

HMM?

BEGINNER'S LUCK.

MY OLD FRIEND
DINO CAPISCO.

GO BREAK UP THE PARTY
IN THE PRESSROOM

AND LEAK THESE
TO OUR HARD-WORKING

GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS.

THEY'RE AT TIMES SQUARE
WATCHING THE BALL DROP.

WELL, FIND THEM.

I WANT THOSE
IN THE FRIDAY PAPERS,

NOT THE SATURDAY PAPERS.

HEY, RICHIE,

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

OUT.

COME ON.

HELLO. THIS IS THE MACHINE
AT PEPINO FISHES MARKET.

LEAVE A MESSAGE

WHEN YOU HEAR THE SOUND
OF THE BEEP.

DON'T HANG UP.

IT'S ME. I'M BACK...

LOOKING FOR YOU.

SHUT UP!

BUNNY! GET THESE DOGS
OUT OF HERE.

DAMN IT!

STOP BY.

JESUS CHRIST!
I'M TRYING TO WORK!

THE DOGS PAY
THE RENT HERE, NOT YOU.

I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS,
PAROLE OR NO PAROLE.

THE DAY I DIVORCE YOU
IS THE DAY YOU DIE.

NOW...

WHO IS SHE?

JUST TELL ME!

WHO IS SHE?

SHE WORKS FOR ME.

SHE'S MY DRIVER.

RIGHT.

SHE'S YOUR DRIVER.

SHE'S A GOOD ONE, TOO,
BEST I EVER HAD.

COME ON,

WILL YOU?

HERE HE IS OUTSIDE
OF PINO'S FISH MARKET,

A WELL-KNOWN
BOOKMAKING ESTABLISHMENT.

THAT'S
MILK BOTTLE MONTEBELLO

AND PINO THE SQUID
IN THE DOORWAY.

WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THE PAPER BAG IN DINO'S HAND

CONTAINS HIS CUT
FROM THEIR OPERATION.

♪ YEOW!

SO, UM, WHAT
WAS THAT ABOUT?

♪ HE GOT BOOSTER-CHARGED
ELECTRIC LIGHT ♪

♪ HIGH-HEEL SHOES...

HAVE SOME CALAMARI.

I'M THE DRIVER.
I'M RISKING MY NECK.

I GOT A RIGHT
TO KNOW.

SHUT UP
AND EAT SOME FISH.

HERE HE IS, THREE DAYS LATER,
WITH THE BUTCHERS,

FAT ANGELO
AND MIKEY "PORK CHOP" ROZELLO.

THEY BOTH DID TIME
FOR LABOR RACKETEERING.

THE GUY
WITH THE REMOTE CONTROL IS

FRANKIE "BOOM BOOM" AMARUZO.

HE'S A DEMOLITIONS EXPERT.

WE SUSPECT HIM AS RESPONSIBLE

FOR THAT JERSEY CITY
CAR BOMBING LAST YEAR.

AND THAT'S
HIS NEPHEW VITO.

THEY RUN A GARAGE
AND LIMOUSINE COMPANY,

PROBABLY A FRONT
FOR A FENCING OPERATION.

AND THIS IS
ENZO DELLA TESTA,

A RARE PLEASURE,

THE CAPO DI TUTTI CAPPI.

HE'S THE MAN WHO KNOWS
EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON.

WE SPOTTED THEM LAST TUESDAY
IN LITTLE ITALY.

THE GIRL IS HIS DRIVER,
CARMELA VOLTECKY.

WE DON'T KNOW MUCH
ABOUT HER.

HER ONLY PRIOR
IS A 165.15,

TURNSTILE JUMPING.

START ROLLING.
HERE'S OUR BOY.

I HEAR YOU BEEN
MOVING AROUND,

SHAKING A FEW HANDS.

GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS.

BEEN AWAY A LONG TIME.

DON'T WANT TO
HURT ANYBODY'S FEELINGS.

DINO,
I'M A GENEROUS GUY.

I GOT 25,000.
IT'S ALL YOURS.

YOU'RE INSULTING ME,
OR YOU'RE A COMEDIAN.

THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?

HE'S BEING FUNNY.

GO ON!
GET OUT OF HERE.

YOU'RE
AN IMPULSIVE GUY, DINO.

YOU ALWAYS WERE
AN IMPULSIVE GUY.

GUY OPENED HIS MOUTH,
YOU POPPED HIM ONE.

THAT'S O.K.
ON THE STREET.

YOU MOVE INTO AN OFFICE,
YOU LEARN A LITTLE RESTRAINT.

WATCH OUT, DINO.

IT WOULD UPSET ME
IF YOU GOT HURT.

YOU WERE ALWAYS
A DIPLOMAT, CARMINE.

CLEARLY, DINO WAS MOVING IN
ON CARMINE TARRANTINO.

HE'S ABOUT TO MAKE A MOVE
ON TARRANTINO'S OPERATION.

ALVIN MADE A CHART
OF THE CURRENT STRUCTURE

OF THE MAFIA IN NEW YORK.

YOU'RE ALL WELCOME
TO A XEROXED COPY OF IT.

OBVIOUSLY
WE COULD ARREST DINO

FOR ASSOCIATING
WITH KNOWN CRIMINALS.

IS THAT ALL
YOU'VE GOT?

BUT WE PREFER
TO WATCH HIM

AND SEE WHAT
HE'LL DO.

COME ON, RICHIE.

COME ON, RICHIE.
WAIT A SECOND.

IS THIS GUY
REALLY IMPORTANT?

IT'S A PERSONAL
VENDETTA. FACE IT.

IT'S NOT PERSONAL,
JUST BUSINESS.

RIGHT, RICHIE?

ALL BUSINESS IS PERSONAL.

BYE.

BYE.

LATER.

BYE. BYE.

SEE YA.

BYE.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER,
ALL RIGHT?

BYE.

NICE FRIENDS.

VERY CLASSY.

YEAH. I SUPPOSE NOW THAT
YOU'RE A CELEBRITY,

I'M SUPPOSED TO HANG AROUND
WITH DEBUTANTES.

DON'T BELIEVE
EVERYTHING YOU READ.

WHY'D THEY WRITE IT
IF IT'S NOT TRUE?

WHY? BECAUSE SEGRETTO'S
TRYING TO SET ME UP,

SO HE BRINGS IN
THE MAFIA WRITERS OF AMERICA

IF THEY NAME ME
THE GODFATHER,

WHEN SEGRETTO BUSTS ME,
HE'S A BIG SHOT.

AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO
LET THEM DO THAT?

YOU GOTTA HAVE
A PLAN.

MY PLAN IS
I HAVE A GOOD LAWYER.

THEY'LL SEND YOU
BACK TO JAIL.

AFTER YOU WAITED
ALL THAT TIME,

YOU CAN'T LET THEM
DO THAT.

I DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT IT.

DON'T TALK ABOUT IT
IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER.

SHE GETS UPSET.

WHAT IF SHE
ASKS QUESTIONS?

YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T
ASK QUESTIONS.

SO, IS IT TRUE?

OH, DINO.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WERE GOING STRAIGHT.

I AM, EVENTUALLY.

COMPLIMENTS
OF MR. NICK.

IT'S AN HONOR
TO HAVE YOU HERE,

MR. CAPISCO.

ALL RIGHT, THESE PREMISES
ARE ON STRIKE!

EVERYBODY OUT OF HERE!

LET'S GO.
YOU'RE ON STRIKE.

COME ON. LET'S GO.
MOVE IT!

MOVE IT! LET'S GO.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

I GOT NO PROBLEM
WITH THE UNION.

YOU GOT A BEEF?
TELL IT TO CITY HALL.

THAT SON OF A BITCH!

ALL RIGHT,

LET'S GO. OUT
OF THAT TRUCK. MOVE!

COME ON. GET OUT.

MOVE IT!
COME ON!

CHARLIE.

WHO'S THAT FOR?

A FRIEND.

HOPE SHE LIKES IT.

WAIT 'TIL THE SON OF A BITCH
FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS.

COOKIE, BRING THIS
TO YOUR MOTHER.

BRING IT YOURSELF.

HEY, COOKIE,
IT WOULD PROBABLY

LOOK BETTER
ON YOU ANYWAY.

THE SON OF A BITCH
CALLS HIMSELF MY FRIEND,

AND THEN HE KNIFES ME
IN THE BACK.

SO WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.

I DON'T WANNA SEE
THE SON OF A BITCH.

I JUST WANT A GOOD MEAL.

LUIGI.

I TOLD THEM
IN THE KITCHEN,

GO EASY
ON THE GARLIC.

I GOT A LITTLE GAS.

WHAT THE--

THAT'S MY TABLE.

SIT DOWN.
THERE'S ANOTHER GOOD TABLE.

THE JOINT'S FULL
OF GOOD TABLES.

THAT STUPID FUCK
IS STARTING

TO GET
ON MY NERVES.

DRIVE. WE'RE GOING
TO MANHATTAN.

SO WHAT WAS GOING ON
IN THERE, HUH?

THIS CAR'S
A PIGSTY.

I JUST WASHED IT.

YOU SHOULD KEEP
A GARBAGE BAG IN IT.

I WAS ON LINE
AN HOUR AND A HALF

AT THE CAR WASH.

DON'T THROW IT
ON THE GROUND.

I MESS UP THE CAR

BECAUSE I HAVE
TO EAT HERE.

YOU'RE A DRIVER.
THAT'S YOUR JOB.

OH YEAH? YOU DON'T NOTICE
CARMINE ASKING DOMINICK

TO EAT IN THE CAR.

DOMINICK GOES
INTO THE RESTAURANT

BECAUSE OF BUSINESS.

DOMINICK GOES
INTO THE RESTAURANT

BECAUSE
HE'S CARMINE'S SON.

NEVER SHOULD HAVE
HIRED YOU.

IT WAS
A TERRIBLE IDEA.

I ONLY DID IT
BECAUSE OF YOUR MOTHER.

FIRE ME, THEN.
FIRE ME!

GO GET YOURSELF
A GODDAMN SON.

♪ HERE YOU GO

♪ WAY TOO FAST...

♪ WATCH,
WATCH YOUR STEP ♪

♪ DON'T LOOK OUT,
GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK ♪

♪ SO SHUT, SHUT...

THEY JUST PULLED OUT.

♪ AND IF I GIVE YOU

♪ ENOUGH TO LAST
A LIFETIME THROUGH ♪

♪ SO WHAT DO YOU
WANT OF ME? ♪

♪ GOT NO...

OH, SHIT.

HEY!

AAH!
TAKE OFF!

AAH!

AAH!

WHEN THIS IS OVER,

YOU'RE NOT DRIVING
FOR ME ANYMORE,

CAPISCE?

YEAH?

O.K.

THEY'VE JUST
BEEN RELEASED.

OH, SHIT.

WHAT DO
I DO NOW?

JUST SAY
"NO COMMENT."

I GOT AN IDEA.

SHUT UP.

YOU TALK ABOUT
BEING PERSECUTED,

HOW YOU'RE
A PEACE-LOVING GUY

WITH TOMATO PLANTS,
YOU KNOW.

NO COMMENTS.

TAKE HER
HOME.

WHAT?

GET HER
OUT OF HERE.

HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT CARMINE?

NO COMMENT.

DOES THE U.S. ATTORNEY

HAVE A PERSONAL VENDETTA
AGAINST YOU?

IS IT TRUE YOU AND SEGRETTO
WENT TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL?

WHO CALLED ME
DAPPER DINO?

I DID!
I DID! I DID!

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!

I WILL NOT MAKE A MOVE
WITHOUT CALLING YOU.

THE DAY I GO FOR IT,
YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.

MEANWHILE, I'M JUST
A PEACE-LOVING GUY

WITH SOME
TOMATO PLANTS.

I'M GOING HOME,
WORK ON MY GARDEN.

...BULLET BALL AS WE
GET STARTED IN THE THIRD.

STEVE COLTER
AND JEFF MALONE ARE THE GUARDS.

TERRY CATLEDGE, BERNARD KING,
AND MOSES MALONE.

MALONE DIDN'T
ATTEMPT A SHOT

IN THE SECOND QUARTER.

JEFF MALONE
IS NOW 1 OUT OF 8.

OH, LOOK AT THIS MESS.

I TOLD YA, IF YOU'RE NOT
GONNA USE THE TABLECLOTH,

USE THE GODDAMN
COASTERS.

I DON'T
LIKE RINGS.

EWING BREAKING UP
THAT...

SOMEBODY GOING
TO A CHRISTENING?

IT'S A WEDDING,
O.K.?

NOW THAT YOU'RE
A SUPERSTAR,

WHY DON'T YOU SPEND
SOME MONEY ON THIS PLACE?

JESUS CHRIST,
BUNNY.

I YOU DON'T LIKE IT
HERE ANYMORE,

YOU CAN ALWAYS
MOVE BACK TO JAIL.

YOU KNOW WHO
WILL GO TO JAIL?

YOU WITH THOSE
STOLEN DOGS,

REGROOMING STOLEN DOGS
AND SELLING THEM.

I HAVE TO GO,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.

ONE OF THESE DAYS,
YOU'LL GET PICKED UP

FOR RUNNING A CHOP
SHOP FOR PETS.

AH, SHUT UP!

DAMN IT.

OH.

YOUR CAR
IS BLOCKING MY CAR!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
SPEAK UP.

MOVE YOUR GODDAMN CAR!

MOVE IT
YOURSELF.

SON OF A BITCH.

GODDAMN IT!

I'LL MOVE THIS CAR.

I'LL MOVE IT
RIGHT UP HIS ASS.

SON OF A BITCH.

GET IN THERE.
SIT DOWN!

START UP!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

COME ON.

HEY!

YOUR CAR
WON'T TURN OFF.

AAH!

STILL NO CLUES
IN THE GANGLAND

CAR BOMBING
IN QUEENS.

MOBSTER DINO CAPISCO
HAS GONE INTO HIDING

AFTER THE SECOND UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT ON HIS LIFE--

THE SECOND
IN LESS THAN A WEEK.

I'M HERE NOW
WITH HIS WIFE BUNNY.

LYNN, MY HUSBAND AND I

LEAD A RESPECTABLE,
QUIET LIFE.

WE DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMETHING LIKE THIS COULD HAPPEN.

BUT THE MIRACLE,
LYNN, IS...

NOT A SINGLE HAIR
WAS SINGED ON A SINGLE DOG.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I RUN
A DOG-GROOMING SALON,

PROBABLY THE FINEST
IN THE BOROUGH--

BUNNY'S BARK PLACE.
AREA CODE...

HERE YOU GO, FRANKIE.

HE ORDERED THE ANCHOVIES
JUST TO PISS ME OFF.

YOU DON'T
REALLY LIKE EM.

WHAT ARE YOU
BUSTING MY BALLS FOR?

YOU WANT A PLAIN ONE,
I'LL GET YOU ONE.

IT'LL ONLY
CAUSE ATTENTION.

NOBODY KNOWS
I'M HERE.

YOO-HOO.
ANYBODY HOME?

DINO!

PUT THE GUN DOWN.
OPEN THE DOOR.

YOO-HOO!
DINO?

HI, VITO.

LENORE, HOW DID
YOU GET HERE?

COOKIE BROUGHT ME
IN A TAXI.

FIRST I TAKE YOU
ALL OVER NEW YORK,

NOW I HAVE TO
TAKE HER.

LENORE, YOU CAN'T
STAY HERE.

YOU GOTTA GO NOW.

IT'S DANGEROUS
HERE.

I GOT A RIGHT
TO TALK TO YOU.

COOKIE, PUT THAT DOWN!
IT'S NOT A TOY!

WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO TALK ABOUT?

US.

YOU AND ME.

UGH,
I HATE ANCHOVIES.

YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

I'M NOT EVEN GONNA BE
AT THE FUNERAL.

WHERE DOES THAT
LEAVE ME, HUH?

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO --
WATCH IT ON TV

LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE
THAT HAPPENS TO YOU?

YOU CAN GO
TO THE FUNERAL.

ALL RIGHT?

STOP CRYING!
I CAN'T STAND THIS!

YOU CAN SIT
IN THE FRONT ROW.

ARE YOU GONNA
TELL YOUR WIFE?

LENORE, I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE ONLY YOU.

WHEN I DIE, YOU RUN
THE WHOLE THING.

IT'S YOUR FUNERAL.

YOU CAN MAKE OUT
THE GUEST LIST,

YOU CAN
CALL THE CATERER.

BUT RIGHT NOW,
BEFORE I DIE,

I NEED YOU TO STOP
WORRYING ABOUT MY FUNERAL

SO I CAN DO
WHAT I HAVE TO DO.

I HAVE TO GET
WHAT'S COMING TO ME

SO WE CAN GO FISH
AND FUCK OUR BRAINS OUT

BEFORE WE'RE
TOO OLD.

O.K.?

YOU HAPPY?

YEAH, I'M HAPPY.

NOW, GO HOME.

AND TAKE COOKIE
WITH YOU.

I'M STAYING.
WHAT?

I'M A PART
OF THIS.

THE LITTLE MAFIA PRINCESS
WANTS TO BE A PART OF THIS.

GET HER
OUT OF HERE.

VITO.

VITO,
PUT ME DOWN!

♪ SAVE ALL YOUR LOVE

♪ SAVE ALL YOUR LOVE FOR ME

♪ SAVE ALL YOUR LOVE

♪ SAVE ALL YOUR LOVE FOR ME

THANK YOU FOR THE RIDE.
GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

♪ SAVE ALL YOUR LOVE...

COOKIE.

TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?

I DON'T THINK YOU
UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON.

YOUR FATHER'S
ON A HIT PARADE,

WITH A VERY LARGE CHANCE
OF GETTING HIMSELF KILLED.

HE NEEDS
A FUCKING MIRACLE

TO GET OUT
OF THE BOX HE'S IN.

YOU COME DOWN THERE LIKE WE WERE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY.

WHAT KIND
OF A MIRACLE?

JUST STAY
OUT OF IT, O.K.?

THERE'S A COOKIE VOLTECKY
ON LINE 2.

SHE SAYS SHE'S
DINO CAPISCO'S DRIVER.

YEAH?

HE'S GONE CRAZY.
HE'S GONE INTO HIDING.

HE'S AFRAID CARMINE TARRANTINO
WILL KILL HIM,

AND IF CARMINE
DOESN'T KILL HIM,

YOU'LL SEND HIM BACK
TO JAIL, AND HE'LL DIE THERE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I WANT HIM TO HAVE
A NEW IDENTITY--

PLASTIC SURGERY

AND THEY BURN OFF
YOUR FINGERPRINTS.

ARE YOU
REFERRING TO

THE FEDERAL
WITNESS PROGRAM?

I DON'T KNOW.
AM I?

MR. CAPISCO
WOULD BE GIVEN

A NEW IDENTITY
AND IMMUNITY.

IN EXCHANGE
FOR WHICH,

HE'D HAVE TO AGREE
TO TESTIFY

AGAINST
HIS ASSOCIATES.

OH, HE'D NEVER
DO THAT.

THERE'S NO WAY
HE'D RAT ON HIS FRIENDS.

I'M A LITTLE
CONFUSED, COOKIE.

YOU WANT ME TO GIVE
MR. CAPISCO IMMUNITY

IN EXCHANGE
FOR WHAT?

FOR ME.

FOR YOU?
WHAT I KNOW.

I A HIS DAUGHTER.

AND I KNOW A LOT.

DOES YOUR FATHER
KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

YEAH, SURE.

WHY DO YOU THINK
I'M HERE?

YOU TOLD HIM
WHAT?

THAT YOU'RE GOING TO
THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROGRAM.

AND RAT
ON MY PEOPLE?

ARE YOU CRAZY?

NO, LISTEN!
I GOT IT ALL WORKED OUT.

THEY GIVE YOU A NEW
IDENTITY AND IMMUNITY.

I'M THE ONE
TO TESTIFY.

I GET
A NEW IDENTITY, TOO.

YOU'LL MOVE
TO CLEVELAND,

AND NOBODY
WILL NOTICE YOU.

YOU STUPID?

LOOK.

I KNOW IT'S NOT
A PERFECT SCHEME.

IT'S GOT
A FEW LOOSE ENDS.

MY OWN DAUGHTER
SETTING ME UP,

ARRANGING THAT I
GO SOMEPLACE

AND WAIT FOR THEM
TO FIND ME.

YOU STUPID?

STOP CALLING ME STUPID.
I'M REALLY SICK OF IT.

I'M JUST TRYING
TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.

SHE'S ONLY
THINKING OF YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU,
DEAR ABBY?

SHE'S GOT A POINT
HERE.

SHE'S SETTING ME UP
TO GET WHACKED.

THAT AIN'T
WHAT SHE'S DOIN'.

SHE WANTS ME
TO GO TO KALAMAZOO,

WHERE I CAN'T EVEN GET DECENT EGGPLANT PARMESAN.

WHAT ABOUT MY MONEY?

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
ABOUT MY MONEY?

WE'LL GET THE MONEY

BEFORE YOU GO
TO THE PROGRAM.

COOKIE, LET ME SAY THIS
AS NICE AS I CAN.

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY I GO IN THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROGRAM.

THAT'S DEAD.

FEET FIRST.
DEAD.

UNDERSTAND?

THEY COULD DO THAT,
COULDN'T THEY?

DO WHAT?

MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
HE DIED.

NOT LIKE HE DISAPPEARED

AND WENT INTO
THE WITNESS PROGRAM,

BUT LIKE HE DIED.

THEY CAN DO THAT,
CAN'T THEY?

MAYBE.

O.K., THEN I GOT
ANOTHER IDEA.

DINO'S GOT
TWO MILLION BUCKS.

DON'T
BE CRAZY.

HE TELLS ME HE WANTS
TO GO TO SICILY

TO LIVE OUT
HIS YEARS IN PEACE.

HE WANTS TO
BUY INTO SOMETHING

AND LAUNDER HIS MONEY

AND SEND SOME CASH
OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

DINO DOESN'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF MONEY.

I JUST TOLD YOU,
HE DOES.

OR HE CAN GET
HIS HANDS ON IT.

DINO'S MADE
A LOT OF FRIENDS

SINCE HE'S BEEN OUT.

THAT MISERABLE
PIECE OF GARBAGE.

I'LL KILL HIM.

YOU ALREADY
TRIED IT.

IT BLEW UP
IN YOUR FACE.

THIS TIME IT'LL WORK.

I'M GOING TO KILL
THAT FUCK.

THAT'S WHAT
I FIGURED,

SO I HAVE
AN IDEA.

LET'S NOT
KILL HIM

'TIL WE GET
HIS MONEY.

SO I HEAR YOU WANT
TO RETIRE IN SICILY.

IT'S COOKIE'S IDEA.

I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE IT'S A GOOD ONE.

THE LAW'S PUTTING
A LOT OF PRESSURE ON ME.

I'M TIRED, CARMINE.

YOU AND I WERE
LIKE BROTHERS, DINO.

SO WE PISS
EACH OTHER OFF.

IT'S TIME TO STOP.

WE'RE A COUPLE
OF OLD MEN.

TIME TO SIT
IN THE SHADE

OF THE OLIVE TREE
AND WATCH

THE YOUNG PEOPLE
DANCE.

CARMINE...

YOU'RE FULL
OF SHIT.

LOOK, HERE'S HOW
I LOOK AT IT.

YOU CAN GET
STUCK ON THE PAST,

OR YOU CAN
FORGET THE FACT

YOU GOT SCREWED
WHEN YOU WERE AWAY,

AND GET IN
ON THE NEXT GOOD THING.

THERE'S A HOTEL
IN ATLANTIC CITY FOR SALE.

SOME OF ARNOLD'S
FRIENDS WILL BUY IN.

THEY OFFERED ME
A CHANCE TO INVEST.

HOW MUCH?

I GOTTA COME UP
WITH $4 MILLION BY FRIDAY.

I DON'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF CASH NOW.

I NEED A PARTNER.

I'M WILLING
TO GO HALF WITH YOU.

SOUNDS GOOD.
HOW WILL I KNOW

YOU'VE PUT UP
YOUR HALF?

ARNOLD WILL TELL YOU.

I DON'T
TRUST ARNOLD.

WHO'S TAKING
YOUR MONEY DOWN?

I HAVEN'T
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

MAYBE COOKIE
AND DOMINICK.

THEY GO DOWN
TOGETHER.

WE FLY THEM
DOWN.

WELL, FINE.
WHATEVER.

NAH, I DON'T WANT
COOKIE FLYING

IN ONE OF THEM
LITTLE PLANES.

I DON'T CARE
HOW THEY GET THERE.

THEY COULD GO
ON A BUS.

WHAT BUS?

ONE OF THOSE BUSES THAT TAKE THE OLD PEOPLE DOWN.

IT'S HARD
TO HOLD UP A BUS.

O.K., A BUS.

NAH, NOT A BUS.

I'M REMEMBERING
WHAT IT WAS LIKE

BEING A PARTNER WITH YOU--

EVERY FUCKING THING
WAS A NEGOTIATION!

WHAT ABOUT
A LIMO?

ONE OF
ARNOLD'S LIMOS.

WHATEVER YOU WANT,
DINO.

HE THINKS SOMEONE'S
GOING TO STICK HIM UP

ON THE WAY
TO THE DELIVERY.

WHY
DON'T WE?

THIS IS SIMPLER.
YOU JUST GET

THE MONEY
TO ARNOLD,

AND THEN
WE'LL KILL DINO.

SO, DID YOU
HAVE A GOOD DAY?

STOP PLAYING WITH
THE FOOD, COOKIE.

THERE'S SOMETHING
WE'VE GOT TO DISCUSS.

NOW, WHAT'S MY CUT?

YOUR CUT?

YEAH.

WHAT DID YOU
HAVE IN MIND?

15 %.

15?

MMM.

HEY, IT'S TIME
TO GO.

HEY, BIG SHOT.

I'M NOT SENDING YOU

BECAUSE YOU'RE SO
GOOD.

I'M SENDING YOU
BECAUSE

YOU'RE
A FAMOUS FUCKUP.

IT'S A PERFECT
COVER.

10 %.

LATER.

BE NICE.

I BOUGHT YOU
A PRESENT.

HEY, PASS UP
THE MONEY.

A FEW MINUTES FROM NOW,

MY MEN WILL BEGIN WIRING
YOUR CAR WITH EXPLOSIVES.

AT 9:00 TONIGHT,
WE DETONATE THE EXPLOSION.

YOUR CAR BLOWS UP.

YOU'RE OFF TO MINNESOTA
WITH A NEW IDENTITY.

TOMORROW
WE TELL THE PRESS

THAT YOU WERE KILLED.

WE'RE GOING TO NEED
SOMETHING OF YOURS,

SOMETHING PERSONAL
THAT WE CAN SAY WE FOUND

IN THE WRECKAGE.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

WHAT WILL YOU
GIVE ME FOR IT?

I WON'T GIVE YOU
A FUCKING THING FOR IT.

FINE. THE DEAL'S OFF.

CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THIS?

THANKS.

SHIT. WE GOT A TAIL.

WE GOT A TAIL.

OH, CHRIST. FEDS.

LOSE THEM.

PULL OVER.

ME? NOT ME.

PULL OVER. COME ON,
PULL OVER NOW!

LICENSE
AND REGISTRATION.

TROOPER,
WE'RE FEDERAL AGENTS.

WE'RE ON A TAIL,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKES.

BUDDY, THIS IS
NEW JERSEY.

I DON'T CARE
WHO YOU ARE.

LICENSE
AND REGISTRATION.

WE LOST THEM.

I DON'T
BELIEVE THIS--COPS.

SHIT.

DON'T MOVE.

STAY RIGHT THERE.

HEY! HEY!

AH! FUCK!

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

WHERE THE FUCK
WERE YOU GOING?

I WAS RUNNING
AFTER THEM.

OH, SURE! YOU SET
THIS WHOLE THING UP.

YEAH,
LIKE HELL I DID.

THEY JUST STOLE
MY FATHER'S MONEY.

DON'T GIVE ME
THAT SHIT.

THOSE COPS WERE
WORKING FOR YOU.

GET IN.

I HATED YOU
SINCE I FIRST SAW YOU.

COME ON.

JUST GO.

YOU BETTER
CALL YOUR OLD MAN.

HELLO.

IT, UH,
SEEMS THERE WERE

SOME UNFORESEEN
COMPLICATIONS

DURING THE FINAL STAGES
OF THE PROCEDURE.

SPEAK ENGLISH,
DOMINICK.

SOMEBODY HELD US UP
ON THE WAY DOWN.

SOMEBODY HELD YOU UP
ON THE WAY DOWN?

WHERE'S THE GIRL?

SHE'S WITH ME.

WE'RE A COUPLE OF MILES
FROM ATLANTIC CITY.

GET HER TO ARNOLD.

DON'T LET HER
OUT OF SIGHT.

NO PROBLEM, DAD.

DAD? DAD?

MM-HMM.

YEAH, RIGHT.
O.K.

YOU FUCKED UP
EVERYTHING.

ME?

I SPOKE
TO YOUR FATHER.

I SAID HE SENT A BOY
TO DO A MAN'S JOB.

WHAT DID I DO?

WHAT DID YOU DO?
WE'VE BEEN SET UP, OKAY?

DINO SET US UP.

WHAT?

ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S GOING ON?

HE WON'T GIVE US
THE RING.

I'VE BEEN HERE
FOR OVER FOUR HOURS.

IT'S A $5,000 RING.

WE NEED THE RING
FOR THE EXPLOSION.

DINO,
THEY NEED THE RING.

THEN THEY'LL HAVE TO
PAY FOR THE RING.

I DON'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE $5,000 ON ME.

WE PAID YOU
FOR THE CAR.

HENRY,
I'M CALLING IT OFF.

JUST A MINUTE.
DINO, SIT DOWN.

LET ME WORK THIS OUT.

RICHIE.

IT'S A SYMBOL,
RICHIE.

THE MAN IS GIVING UP
HIS WHOLE LIFE.

FOR GOD'S SAKE,
GIVE HIM A BREAK.

OTHERWISE,
I PROMISE YOU,

HE'S GOING
RIGHT OUT THAT DOOR.

HOW MUCH CASH
DO YOU HAVE ON YOU?

ARE YOU CRAZY?

IT'S A SYMBOL,
YOU MEATHEAD!

I'M 55 YEARS OLD.

I GOT TO START
A NEW LIFE,

AND YOU'RE
GIVING ME 320 BUCKS

FOR A $5,000 RING.

YEAH.

DINO, WE'VE GOT
YOUR DAUGHTER.

ARNOLD IS HOLDING HER

UNTIL YOU AND ME
CAN WORK THINGS OUT.

MEET ME AT 9:00

UNDER THE BRIDGE.

10-4. 2nd AVENUE
AND EAST 23rd STREET.

ALL PRECINCT UNITS,
NUMBER ONE BATTERY PARK.

O.K., LET'S GET
THIS THING OVER WITH.

HOLY SHIT!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

WHAT THE HELL?
WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED HERE?

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED
TO BLOW UP THE CAR

UNTIL I TOLD YOU TO.

MY REMOTE
MUST HAVE FUCKED UP.

I DON'T
BELIEVE THIS.

WE FOUND THIS RING
IN THE WRECKAGE.

ANOTHER RING?

OH, SHIT. SHIT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

ANOTHER BODY
WAS FOUND IN THE CAR?

WHOSE FUCKING BODY?

WHOO!

SO HERE'S
THE MONEY YOU PUT UP

PLUS YOUR 10 %.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

MY PLEASURE.
CHEERS.

CHEERS.

YOU GOT
A PROBLEM, RICHIE.

THERE'S NO QUESTION
YOU GOT A PROBLEM.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WON'T HAVE
SOME COFFEE, MR. SEGRETTO?

IT'S VERY GOOD COFFEE,
RICHIE.

THANK YOU, DARLING.

WE HAD A DEAL.

DON'T DEALS
MEAN ANYTHING?

OF COURSE,
THAT'S WHY I THINK

WE SHOULD GO AHEAD
THE WAY WE PLANNED.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU'LL ANNOUNCE THAT YOU
IDENTIFIED THE TWO BODIES

AS ME AND CARMINE.

YOU'LL SEND DINO
TO SAFETY.

WE'LL HAVE
THE FUNERAL.

AFTER THAT,
ANNOUNCE YOU'RE LOOKING

FOR SUSPECTS
IN MY TRAGIC DEATH.

THAT WAY, WE'LL BE
STRAIGHT WITH EACH OTHER.

WE CAN GET ON WITH
OUR RESPECTIVE LIVES,

AND IF YOU RUN
FOR GOVERNOR,

YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT ME TELLING ANYBODY

HOW THE U.S. ATTORNEY

KILLED
CARMINE TARRANTINO.

DID I SAY THAT RIGHT?

HONEY, I'M GOING TO
MISS YOU SO MUCH.

I LOVE YOU, BABY.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I LOVE YOU,
TOO, MOM.

YOU WRITE TO ME.
BYE, SWEETIE. BYE-BYE.

BYE, MOM.

TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF, O.K.?

YOU, TOO.

I OWE YOU ONE.

COOKIE.

WHAT?

YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT,
AREN'T YOU?

SURE, DAD.

HEY! HOLD IT!

PRAY TO GOD WHO
GIVES LIFE TO ALL THINGS

THAT HE WILL RAISE UP
THIS MORTAL BODY

TO THE PERFECTION
AND COMPANY OF THE SAINTS.

DEARLY BELOVED,

WE ARE ASSEMBLED HERE
IN THE PRESENCE OF GOD

TO JOIN
THIS MAN AND WOMAN

IN HOLY MATRIMONY.

MAY GOD GIVE HIM
A MERCIFUL JUDGMENT

AND FORGIVE ALL HIS SINS.

AMEN.

IF THERE BE
ANYONE HERE

WHO KNOWS
ANY JUST CAUSE

WHY THEY MAY NOT

LAWFULLY BE
JOINED IN MARRIAGE,

I REQUIRE HIM NOW
TO MAKE IT KNOWN.

ETERNAL REST
GRANT TO HIM, LORD,

AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT
SHINE UPON HIM.

MAY HE REST
IN PEACE. AMEN.

DO YOU, WILLIAM,
TAKE VANESSA

TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD

UNTIL DEATH
DO PART YOU?

SURE, I DO.

IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER
AND OF THE SON

AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT.

DO YOU, VANESSA,
TAKE WILLIAM

TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD

UNTIL DEATH
DO PART YOU?

I DO.

BY THE POWER GRANTED
TO ME BY MINNESOTA,

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
MAN AND WIFE.

YOU MAY NOW
KISS THE BRIDE.

ETERNAL REST
GRANT UNTO HIM, O LORD,

AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT
SHINE UPON HIM.

MAY HE REST
IN PEACE. AMEN.

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♪ LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY

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IN LOVE ♪

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IN TAKING A GAMBLE ♪

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THROUGH MY HANDS ♪

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I'M STRONG ♪

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