Compromessi sposi (2019) - full transcript

[MUSIC]

And then learned, happy?

Since it was an unforgettable

trip, when do we do another one?

You are the only skipper I have
known who suffers from the sea.

You threw up the whole trip and
now you want to take another little trip?

-A moment of...
-A moment?

Luckily we did a good catch.

Oh, most illustrious Gaetano,
good morning. What did you get?

Eh, I got cold. You know,
I only do sport fishing.

If I catch something, I
throw it back in the water.



- Look how wonderful, Gaeta '.
- Go, how wonderful.

But did you know that it is
forbidden to fish this type of tuna?

What kind of tuna is it?
A walking tuna?

There are rules to follow.
This tuna is too small.

But are you coming to
measure the fish to me?

- Throw it back into the water.
-I reject this in water,

but when I'm at my house
and the water is boiling.

But don't talk nonsense
and don't play the fool.

But let's be calm.
But you moderate the language.

-The pulcinell has arrived ''.
-Pulcinell '?

-Iamme bell'ie, iamme bell'ie...
-Let's close it here!

-Yes, let's close it here, go.
-You are a troglodyte and a polenta.

-But fuck off, go!
-Ah? And then go away 'l cül!

He knows the languages ​​...
Then 'a soreta!



I have not! And then 'to mammeta!

This she shouldn't have said.

Ah, he was offended, mo.
What a customer you found.

-And mo?
-I meter of fishes...

ii Napoli is stronger
than Inter and Milan!

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[VERSES OF SEAGULLS]

[SCREAMS OF JOY]

- Long live Gaetano!
- Long live the mayor!

- Thanks, thanks guys.
-Best wishes!

Gaetano De Rosa,
mayor of change.

- Best wishes, mayor.
-Eh, best wishes!

-The glass... a glass.
- Please, this.

Thanks.
You touched it all over, huh.

-It's all gone...
- [All] Greetings!

[GUITAR MUSIC]

#You know there's something
beating in my head. #

# It's wanting to see you every day. #

#And there's one thing
I'd like to tell you now. #

# Watching you burns my skin. #

#I don't know if I want to leave. #

#But I'd like to tell you to stay. #

#I invite you into my world. #

#If you want, we can spend
the night here you and me. #

#I wish you were mine.
I wish you were mine. #

#I wish you were mine... #

#I would like to roll over in
bed and cross your legs. #

#wherever you are...
I wish you were mine. #

#I wish you were mine.
I wish you were mine. #

[PIANO MUSIC]

[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
[NOISE OF THE SEA]

I... I know it may sound
out of your mind, but...

I would marry you tomorrow.

Because? today too.

- But I'm serious, Ilenia.
- What am I fooling around?

- No?

Wait wait.

How is it possible?

- First?
- Mayor.

What is this publication?

And this is his daughter getting married.

First... First point: I can read.
Second point: cancel everything.

No, mayor, but I can't, because
your daughter is a grown woman.

And, like all adult women,
they never answer the phone.

But how come I didn't know anything?

But you are her father.
I thought you knew.

It should be forbidden to marry
before the age of 30. It doesn't last.

Do we know all about this boy? Does
he have a criminal record? He's married?

Did you check well?
- Yeah, I checked.

But what happened?

What are you doing? Are you
blowing your nose with the Italian flag?

- Excuse me.
- What happened?

It is that her daughter
left me after 2

years, because she
wanted to be alone

and then she goes to marry
someone she met a month ago?

It happens to everyone sooner or later...
- No, but...

But then someone named Loperfido
must necessarily be an asshole.

Loperfido, of course.

The surname is always
indicative of a person's character.

What is this?

It's pummarola.

Dotto ', she is my wife: she always
makes me a schiscetta with macaroni.

You know how many
schiscette I had to eat

to become who I am? - Too many!

Who spoke?

They just called you fat, dad.

I exclude it. It seems impossible to me.

- Go change. Immediately!
- Go!

Come on! Guys, let's not joke, eh...
This is a serious company.

We build skyscrapers that
envy us all over the world.

Boston! New York! Philadelphia!
Liege-Baston-Liege! Paris-Rubaix!

Milan-Sanremo! Let's not joke!

We don't build
mud huts in Africa.

Sorry, it was nothing personal.

And who cares!
I am from Saronno.

Saronno? I always go to buy
macaroons, bravo. Well done.

- Break the lines!

Everyone to work, come on. On!

Dad, you are too good
to your employees.

If you continue like this, sooner or later
they will be in charge of you, you will see.

I know how to move. It is a
matter of sensitivity, balance...

The carrot and the stick...
But I like you so badass.

One day when I quit
everything, you...

- I'll take your place.
- No.

Your brother will take my place,

you can be his worthy assistant.

- Still with this story, dad?
- How many times do I have to tell you

that the yard is not
a place for women?

Not good for you.
It is a trench. It is a "jungle".

I say this for your own good.

I mean, are you happy that
your daughter is getting married?

But I don't understand,
but how come

everyone knew this
news except me?

Eh, indeed! Ask yourself two questions.

What are you doing? You have to go.
I have to work. Come on, I've got to do.

It is a visit between relatives.
We are relatives.

Not anymore. Your
cousin and I got divorced.

Listen Gaeta ', come on, you have to help
me. I need the money for Gioia, come on.

Another girlfriend.
And who is this missionary?

Joy, my boat.

If I don't find the money by
Monday, they'll take it away from me.

- Those of the banks?
- If, maybe... Leave it alone, go,

But why don't you
take this boat away?

Gaeta ', I have always
wanted to go around the

world with my boat and
now I was almost done.

I had planned to be
out for at least 2 years.

This is a beautiful dream.

Eh, I know, around the world...

No, you disappear from my
life for 2 years. But even more.

Mayor...

What's wrong with this here?

That's it, my mom.
She got me in the flag.

Eh, calm down, come on...

Still with this building
permit? Holy shit put '...

There is this entrepreneur
from the north who wants

to build a luxury hotel
in the Macchia Grande.

The former mayor had
given the authorization

and I don't know how to block it.
- It's perfect.

You sign it and
oblige it to hire me.

Never, never. I never will.

This northern firm will
never have my concession.

Not even if we became relatives.
Shred, go "!

Wait, don't tear up, maybe change
your mind. Keep it in the drawer...

Your son is getting married.
Congratulations.

- My son who?
- Like your son who? Riccardo.

His girlfriend announced
it on social media.

And am I always the
last to know things?

Yes. Besides, you haven't
talked to each other for months.

-And who is she? Sh
e-she You are an influencer.

Ah, you are a doctor. Good.

But no, dad. He puts on some
clothes, takes pictures and posts them.

- On the phone?
- Mh.

- And they pay you?
- Yes a lot.

Well, luckily, right?

- Guess where they get married?
- Where is it?

- In Gaeta.
- In Gaeta? Never heard. Where is she?

This is where we bought
that land to build the

hotel and then they
never gave us permission.

Look, but... does your mom already
know that she's getting married?

Not yet.

Ah, you will see how happy she will be...
You will see.

Did you see how happy she is, huh?

-Is she from Gaeta?
- [Together] Yes.

Is she at least a good girl?
And what work do you do?

- The fashion blogger.
- And what is it?

She is an influencer, right?

She'd be someone who... for money...
she dresses people over the phone.

Don't drink that is bad for you.
Go that stuff.

I am happy. I like weddings.

Do you know I've been
doing the Zone Diet for a year?

I know a sketch.
I want to put in the shot.

But our daughter is only
20, do you understand?

How old are you...
But shawl, right?

But how do you speak?
I'm just a realist.

She can't marry a guy
she's only known for a month.

- Oh, no? And what have we done?
- And in fact you saw how it ended.

Except that all the stories
are unique and are different...

- Mayor.
- Excuse me a moment.

- There's the hygiene inspector.
- And make it wait.

Ready?
How long must this moment last?

- Sorry, he's a guy who...
- Mayor!

I'll call you.

I told you: make him wait?
What guardian are you?

- Come on! Go fast. Power!
- Oh, and what's this confidence?

Mayor, I'm tired. I am fed up.

You have to calm
down with these checks.

Oh?

Every day the police call me
about something. But I am alone!

Well?

Do we want to neglect the
health security of our citizens?

But the season is over.
Half of the businesses are closed.

The other half made it shut 'her!
- And what can I do?

She did seal grandma's bar.

It is a historic bar.

A historic bar that,
historically, made

homemade sandwiches
that are forbidden.

They should prohibit
'de fa' magna 'those in the

envelope, not the homemade
ones. Why are these here...

- Uè, uè !,
- These here, these here...

They taste like chipboard and styrofoam.
And they have the corner without mayonnaise.

So now I'm going on vacation.
They are not there for anyone!

Do not look for me for
any reason in the world!

- But who is looking for you?
- I have no where to look.

But not even if there was an
invasion of treacherous crickets!

Of whom? Traitor crickets? That I know'?

I know those who jump
from one chair to another.

What is a political allusion, perhaps?

Try the sandwich.
Feel how good it is.

Say hello to grandma!

Oh no, thing. No!
You have to put the cups in their own way.

He knows? Would she be the bride?

The shape... The shape.
With the initials of the newlyweds.

You know the newlyweds?
Those who swear eternal love, her

in the white dress and him
looking like a penguin? Huh?

- Hello

You have done a very serious thing!
Very serious! Realizes?

She sent me Pompeian
red roses, late empire,

when I asked for robin
egg periwinkle lilies!

Did you understand? Ready? Ready?

I love ', everything is fine here.
Everything is going well, it seems to me.

The place is a bomb...
Ah, but then you can't understand '.

I hired a wedding
planner with cons.

But if it's bullshit,
I'll take it down in

a second on the blog,
huh! What the fuck!

Come on, love. Holy shit!

You say a word for every two swear words.
Fuck!

Oh well, sorry, I love ', And
I'm hysterical. I miss you.

Listen, but are we sure
we took the right path here?

Uncle, flash news! Think
that navigators invented

and he thinks they even
put them in cell phones.

I mean a really football
champagne stuff, huh!

But go fuck yourself, come on.

But why don't you laugh? What have you got?

I just have the feeling that
I have forgotten something.

The kitchen?
Because you got the wardrobe.

Now you laugh, that if you
don't laugh you don't likean it.

Oh well, but don't tag me.

What language do you speak?

But how long does this trip last?
You never get there.

Eh, indeed. Why didn't we take

the helicopter like
all normal people?

Because it's more elegant
to keep a low profile.

Because I didn't want to
embarrass our poor relatives.

What do you know that they are poor?

- Mom, of course...
- Do you see where we are or not?

Here we are very,
very, very far south.

Between the fourteenth
and fifteenth parallel.

No, well. You understand,
Marisa has made the fifth.

No, it's our "Sisology" chat.

Anyone who gets her boobs
back must put the photo on.

- It is a comparison group then.
- Good.

And instead she thinks that there is a
friend of mine who has the stink chat.

Meaning what?

That is, if they send audio
vocals where there are only stinks.

The longer you
stink, the more you

win the profile
picture of the week.

- 'Na satisfaction.
- So just noise, no stench?

Yes. And then
the rule of the stink

chat is that if you
talk, you get killed.

My brother once spoke. - Fuck?

Oh no, otherwise they
made him administrator!

Do you know how women greet each other here?

No I do not know.

[IMITATE THE VERSE OF THE INDIANS]

And I laugh so as not to cry.

Mamma mia, we are
going among the barbarians.

- Look, the barbarians are to the north.
- Oh well.

You are ignorant...
Here are the Etruscans.

You are too ignorant.
Beautiful, rich, but ignorant.

Can I tell you?
With this blond you are a fairy tale.

- Is it there?
- Scary.

- And we annamo...
- 'Na milfona.

- You know, I don't like that word.
- Why not?

- I do not know. Looks like a slut to me.
- No!

- No?
- You mean pussy, but old.

I mean old cunt.

As I have been
telling you for months

now, our headquarters
are unsafe.

What should I tell you?
The fault of the past

administrations, which
took bribes and built badly.

Yes, oh well, the fact is
that now, dear mayor...

the municipal orange
grove building is free.

And you would like to
transfer the headquarters to us?

- Eh.
-But she doesn't have the authorization, eh!

But in short, we have to wait
for a collapse, should we wait?

Calm down, huh!
I have thought about the solution.

I don't remember... Here it is.

The circus tent, the
one you just confiscated.

Haven't you arrested
all the circus performers?

Sure. They were all illegal immigrants.
Animals too.

Indeed. Therefore...

I mean, make it clear...

Are you telling me that you
would like to put the headquarters

of the glorious Arma dei
Carabinieri in the monkey tent?

Temporarily.

I hope that in
the future you will

never, and I mean
never, need me.

Don't threaten me, commander!

Gaetano De Rosa
never needs anyone!

I am a man in one piece!
I greet you.

Hi, Dad...
The in-laws are coming.

What are you doing, are you coming
or are you too busy saving the world?

You know very well that I
am against this marriage.

But I don't shy
away from my duties.

- Then?
- Oh...

Mr. Mayor, can you
make the market this year?

As soon as you make the
VAT number, I'll give it a thought.

I know, you sell everything black.

But in fact, come on. Enough with
this black that is no longer in fashion.

Come on, dad.

However, as mayor
you are a little asshole...

_ - Mom!
- It's 'either true, it is' or true...

And you don't laugh...
Not even under your mustache! Let's go.

But who laughs?

[MUSIC]

- Here we are!
- Star of the house!

- Hello, ma '"!
- How good you are, amo'.

[SCREAM OF HAPPINESS]

Smile, right?

Hello love'"!

You come...

Dad, this is Riccardo.
I love ', he is my dad Gaetano.

- Good morning.
- It's a nice day, huh?

And she is my mother...
Like the song, but she is my mother.

She kissed her
hand, did you see?

But the first time
you saw my father,

you asked him if the
veranda was forgiven!

And was he?... Exactly.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

How much do I know Milanese.

I love ', I already like yours.

Are we sure I know from the north?
I know more tanned than us!

- Go, ma.
- But it is...

Nice.

Pleasure. Amelia Ferrari
Pignatelli in Loperfido.

Kill, what have you
had four husbands?

Come here, beautiful.

I know 'Mia, huh!
If we had fun these two days.

Annamo do some shopping
that I give you a modernized one.

Who dresses you? Montessori?

But she is... the fish meter.

She is the poaching fisher.

- Think how small the world is.
- Mh?

That is for me.
For her it's her size...

But you know I remembered
her a little more...

thinner. - Yup?

Maybe she wasn't
wearing this case last time?

You must be a sportsman
because I've already seen her.

Where is it?

Aren't you a
jockey at rat races?

No, I was a mouse.

Do you remember we
came from the dealership?

- No, I didn't remember.
- When she made the keychain.

That's a good one.

And there was the croissant
hanging and the hunchback beside it...

Indeed I see that the
hump is still there, maybe...

Oh no, no hands!

See that there is harmony!
Seems already a family, huh!

- Yes.
- Who is the mice tamer?

- Still?
- His wife?

- Ex. Haven't seen her in a long time.
- And are you all still in Lilliput?

Lilliput? She untied herself.
How did she do it?

Does the giant?
- Come on... peace.

- Peace.
- Come on.

[THE BONES CRACKLE]

Peace...

Hello and welcome to
the wedding headquarters.

In the beautiful setting of
the large Miramare hotel.

In the kit for the ladies, which
now thing and thing they will bring

you, you will find everything you
need for the wedding weekend.

Soon these pans
will also sell us...

Cafone, arrogant,
presumptuous and overbearing.

Inside you will find nebulizing
water, basmati rice, so it

doesn't overcook in your hand
while you wait for the newlyweds...

A stick with all the music
that our boys have chosen.

The gel for the nails,
to always be perfect...

and... a fan!

Ah thank goodness.
It's still hot for November.

Ah, you have to come and
find me at the parapharmacy.

I have soy and clover
on offer this month,

at 19.90, so a holy
hand for the caldane.

Look, for information
about him I still

have the cycle, regular,
like a Swiss watch.

Be quiet.

Also you will find
a colorful bracelet

to distinguish you from freeloaders.
-1 who?

The posted.

Ah, sure.

- There.
- What ignorance...

And for the kids a light brunch
will be served by the pool.

And for all the
relatives, instead,

see you at the
restaurant in 22 minutes.

It's a train!

So let's tune the clocks
as it's very accurate.

Who can afford them.

[APPLAUSE]
- Thank you.

[MUSIC]

Here we are...

Take a seat... I bet you
choose the right. True?

I choose the north.

Does the chair hold?

Let's hope so.

Then I'll have you bring a
high chair. Is it good for her?

Because it doesn't get there.
- No, I'm climbing.

A simian instinct.

Hello and welcome to the
family lunch to let you know.

Ricky chose the appetizer.

No, sorry...
Ricky, did you mean Riccardo Maria?

Yes exactly, Ricky...

No, every time I
hear they call him

Ricky, my blood
vessels close up!

We will put the
flowers elsewhere.

And our chef...
will introduce you to the dishes.

As an appetizer
we have a specialty.

A heart of organic Ponte
Reale buffalo mozzarella,

zero kilometer, on a
cream of purple cabbage

with black pepper from
Sichuan from Mongolia.

- But what can the chihuahua give us?
- Eh, we eat a dog.

This is the menu that the
catering does when I have

the Christmas party there
in the factory. You know?

Yes, we also give a
few more things, cicci.

Yes, apart from the oysters, then there
is the idea of ​​the schiscetta that...

- It's very Milan.
- Our lle, on the other hand,

she chose a spoonful
of saffron carbonara.

- Ah, though.
- Bon appétit.

I told you that c'aveva
the cons cocks!

- Saffron carbonara?
- Eh!

- But has your daughter gone mad?
-But no, she's in love.

Goodmorning everyone.
Excuse me, but... that is, the wind

dropped and I was there that
... No... But Commendatore?

But what has been done...
But then it means that... No!

When she has finished
being amazed, I am amazed.

- But... the boy is your relative?
-And sure, he's my cousin.

- The hub, cousin.
- Butt.

Llenia's favorite uncle!

- Beautiful, zi '.
- Nice!

Beautiful.

But you are stunning, you are.
A bomb, indeed.

In my opinion, divorce
was good for you.

And there?

But you don't come to see us anymore '.

And of course, he's too
busy with his business.

- What trade?
- At sea, there is traffic, right? Eh!

Ah, dad, Tito was
kind enough to plan

my bachelor party
on his mega yacht.

[LAUGH] Mega yacht...

So you have a yacht?

Well no. For this
occasion, let's say, I

borrowed it from some
of my entrepreneur friends

that they weren't using it.
Anyway, I go sailing more...

Commendatore, another
one around is available, eh.

I prefer the helicopter, thanks.

What's wrong with the helicopter?
Woh. Can you get it in flight?

If you want, you can come too.

It certainly does not risk
being taken by the shovels.

-The shovels ..
.- He can enter with his head held high.

Because she makes her turn the blades!

Well, the spinning
helicopter spins the blades.

But above all her.

Ah, and you will see how well the
Saracino goes well with the marinade.

Look, between us, I don't
think anyone marries well here.

Mado ', I like
women like her...

Fine, profiterol.
Sweet, but with balls.

Ah... whatever you need,
don't hesitate to call, huh?

Oh...

Well, we waited a long
time, but it was worth it, huh?

-You must always make a joke.
- Mh... Nice er mine!

It's not that the whole
mozzarella is bad for us, right?

Then?
What do we call these tables?

I was thinking about the
typical names of the stylists.

Chanel table, Gucci
table, Prada table...

Love, I don't know, huh.

Isn't it cooler to put the
names of the musicians?

Type: The Journalists
table, Social State table...

No, welfare state, no.
Then it seems to be at the soup kitchen.

Come on, guys, but do
something more original.

Give them the names
of those great men who

have made the history
of our country important.

De Gasperi, Berlinguer, Grillo...

Yes, let's put the
Cochi and Renato table,

Alberto Sordi table,
Stanlio and Ollio.

But what is a joke?
Do you think you are witty?

Like a joke? Because if
there is... if there is a Beppe

Grillo table, can't the
Alberto Sordi table be there?

Beppe Grillo is a man

worthy of all these big names

that I just mentioned.

But be good! You, at the
most, can know Maradona!

Apart from the fact that Maradona,
if he had been a politician,

would certainly have done a
better job than many others.

Oh! Do we all want
to calm down? Huh?

Here, 'or I knew.

Eh, there's a severe
lack of sex in here.

- I do not think so.
- We want to finish it, please!

But don't you realize that you
are embarrassing the boys?

What then today, by now,
we are all in the same boat.

Yes, yes, but one in the
bow and the other in the stern.

Don't say those words.

If his wife here, Tex
Willer, hears it, who knows

what refined jokes come
to him with stern and bow.

- Ex wife.
- To Santa Claus!

Oh.

Ué, keep the words down.
Santa Claus can also be.

At this point I would need a
reindeer and there is her husband.

I got the allusion!

Gaetano and I didn't have a
penny when we got married.

You will understand, my
father could not even see it,

Communist, long-haired
and also Neapolitan.

Only I was in love lost.

If you want to get married barefoot
on the beach of Gaeta. Huh?

Diego and I in the Duomo in Milan.

With Pavarotti singing
Schubert's Ave Maria for us.

Aho, however Gaeta is a
magical place for weddings. Mh?

Then bring well.

Oh my God, you know how it ended
between me and Gaetano. Seed separated.

Precisely.

Bella de mamma! Huh?

But how beautiful she is!

No, I have to say
it's crazy, come on.

Yes, they've only known each other for just a month.

Yes, but my son will never get
used to your habits and customs.

It's complicated here. '0 capitone...
- Eh, eh...

'0 triccheballacche,
pears pè pè pè...

But don't make folklore,
which is the puppet opera?

And well, but that's it...

Rather she is my daughter who
will never get used to your fog.

But what fog?

But if it is from Totò's films that
there is no longer the fog in Milan!

- For real?
- Of course.

Since you have overheated
the planet with your ragù!

Has the ragù
overheated the planet?

Yes. Make the ragù,
boil the ragù, ragù, ragù...

[WHISTLE] - But let's
not say, iamme per favo ',

- Oh, the hole came.
- But don't make gestures.

- But it's not a gesture.
- Continuously.

Well, the capitone is the
capitone and the hole is the hole!

Let's eat... This is
the lemon delight,

a typical dessert
of Gaeta... Taste.

Let's taste... Typical dessert.

Huh? Like?

- It's good.
- You see it?

I must say: you...
nothing to say about food.

You eat well, here
you eat really well.

Ah, then as far as
this is concerned,

you from the north
are very good at eating.

Eh, us too. The cassoeula...
- Huh?

- The meatballs.
- Ah.

- Rustin negàa...
- Oh well, I don't want the menu now.

- Saffron risotto.
- Eh, huh.

But I must say... this
is a really nice place.

My wife had made
me buy some land...

I wanted to build
a 5-star hotel.

A spatial thing, she would
have given polish just...

But instead... The mayor has changed.

An idiot arrived
and blocked my work

even before leaving. -Mayor...

- 'I'm a jerk.
- Here's the sugar.

And his Amaro del
Capo ice-cold, Mr. Mayor.

Ok... A smile...
A little further to the left...

Look at me.

- Mayor?
- Yup...

- But is he really the mayor?
- Eh.

But sorry, but it means that
someone also voted for it.

And of course, huh!
And his daughter?

Who earns a living
doing selfies, come on.

- Selfie, dad.
- Selfie, what it is.

But no, we were impulsive...
We had to think about it a little earlier.

What the fuck is this mayor?

He loved a mignottone, come on.
- Shhh.

The daughter who is the influencer.
What family is it?

We need to find a way to...

- To blow up the wedding.
- Eh, maybe.

At least to postpone it a bit, in
short, to be able to think about it a bit.

I get it... I'll take care of it.

Diego?

Tell me what it is?

- What's your face?
- What do I do?

Eh, tell me. What's your face?

I have the face of
someone who is thinking.

Of one who... who reflects, who

processes data, who
makes the melon work.

The Loperfido.
The premarital photos.

Let's go take the pictures go.

What the fuck is this
wedding photo stuff?

- Pre-marital...
- Eh! I've never heard it.

Ready. Greetings. The work...

First, we absolutely
need to step up checks.

First point: family tree.
Second point: DNA examination.

Third point: the criminal record.

First, we don't want to
give my daughter, your

ex-girlfriend, who among other
things left you undeservedly,

to feed these northern sharks?

Mayor, today is a holiday.
I do it on Monday.

No. Monday is late, you
absolutely have to go now.

Don't have the keys to the office?

First point: I can't go to the
office on a Saturday afternoon.

Second point: do you remember?
Work less, work everyone.

- And who said 'this bullshit?
- '0 mayor!

The first?

Don't drink that is bad for you. Do not drink.

Nothing. I did not find anything.

Here, don't tell me...
This place is bad.

Took me 2 hours to
get a decent martini.

I checked his
profile, the forums...

there is nothing
online, not even gossip.

It seems impossible to me.
I say, how is this possible?

Not even a flirtation with a
Serie D footballer with a crest...

Or with a neomelodic...
Or a tattooed tronista...

Did we find the Maria Teresa
Ruta di Calcutta of the web?

But what are you two up to?

Do not worry. Leave it.

We're just trying to
figure out who this

mantis is that has
circuitry my brother.

Oh well, apart from a bad
taste in choosing accessories

and that provincial makeup
and a terrible mother,

she could maybe
be a good girl, right?

Yes, of course. You invented
fluorescent nails by night.

You should be prosecuted, right?

Me then... with all the
beautiful girls in the north...

For example, Barbieri's daughter,
right? I say she is Brianza,

she is rich and she is also a
beautiful pussy. Wasn't she okay?

What's up?
Why isn't she a beautiful pussy?

Yes, yes...

Anyway if this chick has
any skeletons in the closet,

it is clear that she knows how to hide it well.
- You have to resign yourself. Resign yourself.

A Loperfido never gives up.

And now I'm going out
to get some fresh air.

Go what stuff, it seems
to be on Lake Como.

Hello, am I talking to
the health inspector?

You absolutely must
carry out a check

to the great Miramare hotel.
- What an idiot...

Ready! But who is speaking?
Love, is that you?

It does not matter. I
am a law-abiding citizen.

Look, I'm not on duty.
I'm on vacation right now.

So who does the checks?

Ah, I don't know.
Ask that jerk mayor.

Uè, that jerk of the mayor ..
that jerk of the mayor would be me!

Ah! It sounded like
a familiar voice. Say.

Inspector, please, I need you.

But we don't really
talk about it, mayor.

But let's at least do a negotiation.
What can I offer? Less controls?

Water, downpour.

- Food.
- Gnagnarella, almost fire.

- Bar?
- Fuocone.

Indeed arson. - Grandmother's?

Very hot.
Total city evacuation.

Grandma's bar either.
With sandwiches?

OR:

And oh well, grandma's
bar with sandwiches, either!

Without mayonnaise.

It's like a lamb
without a finger!

With all the mayonnaise... So be it!

Look, I came because
we're here in the south in...

on a trip, right? And then I saw...

but I don't believe in these things.
These are tarot cards, aren't they?

- Yes, yes, they are tarot cards.
- Tarot.

- Slits!
- What do I do?

- It has to rock!
- Should I get up?

No, you split!

- Oh well, they say I get up, I split...
- We're not playing trump!

These are serious business.
- It's not that...

- You draw a card.
- I really don't believe it...

- A random one?
- Yup.

You, this... This one.

Ah... The hanged one. Hangman.

Well, maybe it will be the mayor.

Perhaps it is excessive,
but if the cards say so.

- You draw a second card.
- A second card. This.

- Ah.
- Which is?

The crazy.

Permit.

She summoned it, go...
The madman is here.

No, I'm the one who brought it.

Come on, don't be shy.

I was here because
I came casually.

No, her fantastic creature
has summoned me to

her, but I don't know,
can I be of any use to you?

But I tell you, to me the
magic, a little 'I shit under, eh!

Fear...

- Eh, I don't know... Maybe yes.
- Yup.

Well, I have an idea, maybe.

- Eh, eh, eh...
-I tell you only once.

Shh!

If you screw me up
for a shit cockroach,

I tell my father to
grow marijuana.

No! What marijuana, no, it's rocket!

You have dilated pupils,
a flabby mouth, you smell

of smoke and you are
dressed up like a clown.

Either you are dressed in the
dark, or you made yourself a cannon.

Or a cannon in the dark!

Which is worse because with the lighter
you never know where the cigarette is.

What do you work at the CIA?

I recognize a fake
Vuitton from miles away.

- Fashion blogger?
- Exactly.

- Holy shit...
- It's worse than the CIA.

Worse yes, the
disgrace is worldwide.

Listen, Nando, watch out!

No! The hood of my
beetle was like this, oh!

- Eye!
- Come on, I'm kidding "!

Are you looking at me? This is
your end if the newlyweds, huh!

- I mean, he just hasn't settled.
- What do you want this!

Do not listen...

- Then?
- Oh.

Eh!

Out of season they are not found.

If you are looking for strawberries at
Christmas, how do you do it? How do you do?

I get over my craving for
strawberries and buy mandarins.

- I buy the greenhouse ones.
- Eh!

Cultivated fruit that looks
like strawberry, but isn't.

But it isn't.

Ah... it looks like strawberries,
but it's not strawberries.

I understand... Yes, but
out of season they cost a lot.

That's the least
of your problems.

- That is fine.
- The last one.

- Inspector.
- Yup.

- How did it go?
- Everything good.

In what sense is everything okay?
Shall we put the seals?

- No.
- How not?

I made her come on purpose.

Eh, I came on purpose, but...
Because it is right that we know!

That under the administration
of this highly decorated mayor

there are no discounts! The
rules are the same for everyone!

So this incorruptible, upright

inspector, what did he do?

- I turned a blind eye.
- How did you turn a blind eye?

- And there was just a few cockroaches.
- And that doesn't seem like much to you?

And I have it in the kitchen too.

I also close your other eye...
Go away.

- Eyes closed. I mean...
- Be witty too. He go away!

- I need a vacation.
- He has to go on vacation!

And bring your grandmother too.
In any case, the bar never reopens.

Tell your grandmother to
bring the sandwiches as well.

Co 'all the mayonnaise...
And a little onion?

No need, it takes the routers.

Which give that crunchy tone...

Go away!

Cheers, guys! - Cheers!

What if magnamo? Thanks.

Shall we have a last
toast before the wedding?

But why do we have to part?
I want it stays with you.

Yes, but go, come on...
It's just a little bit of a mess

with friends and from tomorrow
we won't give up anymore.

Boys! To love!

[All] To love!

Dude, I'm not a whore,

I'm a dancer. To be clear.

I know it. You don't have to be
strawberry. u must look like strawberry.

- You understood?
- No. You understand.

But would I ever put you
in an awkward situation?

- Honestly, yes.
- Are you kidding me?

But I've known you for a lifetime.
I never would, let alone.

I rented a yacht. u and
two friends come, stay there

a couple of hours, dance
a little nice, affectionate,

stay there and in exchange
for a year of paid dance lessons.

Ah, beware, they
are guys from Milan.

People who are unaccustomed,
polite, polite and even with money.

And oh well ia '... But I'm not
going to bed. I'll tell you first, huh!

Mado ', but mo not be precious.

You gave it to dogs and pigs, to all of
Gaeta. They know it even in Formia!

Do they know it even in Formia?

First, open this door!
It's the mayor who orders it!

- No!
- Of course? Disobey the mayor?

And then it is the father who speaks
to you. U you have to get it back!

Why isn't Ilenia happy?

No, she thinks she is
happy, but she is not.

I tell you that I am the father
and a father knows these things.

That's the wrong man.
"U are the right man!

Who are you?
Where is the first? Pri... First?

First... tell me what...

When my daughter left
you, were you like this?

[NOISES OF LUNA PARK]

This is first class, 'he said.

And go.

I have to say, guys,
hyper power and top of

the range locations,
that is... Bella, uncle!

But how the heck do you talk, oh?
Besides, I'm not your uncle.

Oh well it's a way of saying,
as you say "friar", isn't it?

- And I have no brothers!
- Oh well, nothing, uncle, sorry.

- Okay, but wasn't there a surprise?
- There is the surprise.

You are a musician and I have
summoned three crazy artists from the area.

Come and see.
Look how wonderful. This is Bea...

Jessica! And you should be
the birthday boy instead, right?

- Yes.
- Nice to meet you.

They are Selvaggia and Debora.

But where is the
pole for the lap dance?

- Yes, in fact, do we stick together?
- I'll do the pole!

Oh, good! Now hang on to
the pole and let's all go inside.

Attack strength, all attached.
Come on, that's fun.

Oh, now you're okay.

But I don't see anything.

But you don't have to see,
you have to show yourself.

In this case you will not be the
nothing, you will be the light...

- I get up?
- Sure.

Uh, mado "!

- It's a beautiful light.
- Have you seen?

- I feel a bit like Cinderella.
- And I would be the fairy?

But this time, the fairy, the pumpkin
won't turn you into a carriage.

No, I'll split the
pumpkin directly 'n head,

if you don't do as I
tell you. It's clear?

Mhm... Too much, too much.
She takes off her glasses.

[HOUSE MUSIC]

[HOUSE MUSIC]

Daje, llè!

[HOUSE MUSIC]

Look who is there.

- But is it Primo?
- And tell him something.

Oh, Primo! What are you?
Come on here, let them kill you!

- Hello.
- Well, how are you?

- Fine you?
- Ah nice!

- Ah, beautiful!
- Hi, Pri '.

Hello...

[HOUSE MUSIC]

So this is your last
night as a free woman?

It seems like yes.

But do you know that I always think of you?

Holy shit.

Hello, Tito.
I have to ask you something.

You too?

You have to send Riccardo
to llenia's bachelorette party.

But sorry, why?
He's having a lot of fun here.

And I want to surprise you.
What do you care?

Just send it to us.
You do not trust me?

- No.
- Come on, do me this courtesy.

Ah... and let's hear some. And
why should I do you this courtesy?

Why do you love me...
Okay, tourism department?

Free berth and storage for life?

Okay... Mooring either!

Let's go! Thank you, Gaeta ', thank you!

And there is a mooring! Berth...

No... and mo how the fuck do I do though?

No... what a mess.

But she takes a lot of
money to do this and she

will see that she can do
more than one world tour

with his sailboat.

Yes I know, but listen. I
... I'm sorry to hurt my niece.

But her granddaughter
can only reap the benefits!

Give me.

Excuse me for a moment.
You explain it to him, come on.

Listen to me carefully,
you nerdy boy.

Or make sure you get
Ilenia to the yacht...

and in that case you can keep
the swag, the bagnarola and

all, or I'll be forced to screw
you up with your whole family!

But sorry, but what is it, a threat?

No, let's not exaggerate. Let's
say we sponsor dreams here.

Good.

The mooring...
Lazy that is nothing else.

- Then?
- Huh?

Is it possible to know where you were?

Eh, you didn't even ask me when
we were married. You are jealous?

Do not even mention it.
But I know you're just like a dog.

By the way, do you know that
I want you to introduce 'Mirta?

She is my friend. She is a beautician,
but she knows everything about Nietzsche.

You kind of like it, - Sorry,
what are you smoking?

- Grass.
- Grass?

But you went crazy.

Take a puff, she
watches him relax.

What are you crazy?
I am a public official.

- But look it's legal.
- Oh yes, oh well.

- It's called Freejoint.
- He smokes, smokes, I don't like it.

It's late, where do we
take the in-laws to dinner?

Without in-laws.
Let's go alone, you and me.

What are you crazy? But you know what a bummer
you and me at dinner. But what if we say? Huh?

Look, I'd rather do
the Brazilian wax again

I did it this morning.
- But you know what I'm wondering?

But how come?
Why did we get married? Boh!

Eh! boh!

- And where was the priest?
- I do not know.

However, I don't go to dinner
with those peasants. That is fine?

The prince of Gaeta spoke.
But it goes... This no, eh!

Eh, it's legal, but it costs money.

What do we tell him at this hour?

I do not know. Let's find an excuse.
Let's say you have a migraine.

It is your workhorse.

Well no! But I'm tired of
being your scapegoat, wow!

But why don't you take
your responsibilities once?

What do you think I am your mother?
- Hello.

No... Diego...
I'm talking to you!

'Come back here immediately
because otherwise I will disinherit you!

[HOUSE MUSIC]

[SUCKING NOISE]

Excuse me. I love ', you don't
regulate yourself though, huh!

Do you remember?
Here we gave each other the first kiss.

Ah... It was with you. Cool.

- Cool, huh?
- Oh!

How much fun are you having
with my friends up there, huh?

Oh yeah, pussies...
But I have a better one.

Oh well, who tells you that
Ilenia isn't having fun too?

What are you kidding?

But look, llenia is with her
friends and I trust blindly.

Well you know, trusting is
good, but not trusting is better.

Ah, are you serious?

Aho, no, I'm kidding, oh!
Ilenia is my niece.

Look, I love her.
- What do I know.

I also love you who
become my nephew, oh.

Well, well, then great uncle!

- Come on, go.
- Let's go.

Aho!

First...

you have improved a lot.

That is, it is not that before you
were a toilet, that is, a little bit yes.

It's just that I love Riccardo... I'm sorry.

[MUSIC ENVIRONMENTS]

So how are you enjoying yourself, huh?

I told you these
are complete artists.

These dance, sing.
These do it all.

I have seen, I have seen.

Aho... Hello... Mo go down!

Crack fuck...

You don't want
to have a drink, a

drop of gin, a... a
little liquor, do you?

Aho, that's money thing, but
can't you wait till tomorrow?

Tomorrow is late.

Oh, oh, there is the police.

Fe ', fe', fe ', don't turn
around, there is the police...

Don't turn around, don't turn around...
And I told you don't turn around.

I will never, ever go to
dinner with that arrogant,

boorish, presumptuous!
A mountain of presumption!

- Oh, stop!
- Omm: 'and shit', stop!

- Stop!
- Omm 'and shit "!

No, no... I don't go to
dinner with pulcinellas.

- Stop!
- And stop you!

Aho!

No, no, no! Ile,
I swear to you, I

wasn't doing
anything wrong, huh!

Is it ste whore?

Uè, whore you tell us' a soreta!

How was Ricca '? I with
friends, you with friends...

You are such a liar.
I'm a 'marry' a cazzaro!

- But I would never lie to you, love!
- You also told me you missed me.

- Yes, but... but when?
- Ah, so you didn't miss me?

No, it's not what you think.

We were just twinning with...

these local artists.

Yes, I'll tell you in what
art I 'specialize' ste three.

Still! But how dare you, oh!

Shut up, I'm not leaving
just because I have er gel!

Ile, please let me explain!

Do you know what, Ricca '?
That my father is right.

That she doesn't marry
someone I miss if she knows.

No... Ile! Ile!

Ile, please.

Ile, come on, wait!

Come on, Ile...

Wait up!

Holy shit...

[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

Coffee?

Go for the coffee,

This way.

Of course...
time just flies, huh?

No, I want to say, it seems to me
yesterday that I was taking llenia

to the rides and this one marries
me tomorrow. Look at that...

You know that my mother...
when I got married I...

she told me:

"remember that you can change
your mind until the last moment".

Well sure, she was
afraid she was an asshole.

She was afraid he would
marry me for my money.

But look, Diego is not a
bad person. On the contrary.

Do you know what the
thing I'm sorry about lately?

For my daughter Claudia.

Because it looks like she is
taking all her faults of hers.

Too much ambition
and too little heart...

Seems so cute to me.
'A good girl, right?

She is, indeed. You just know what?

I wish she felt herself,
always. That's all.

And she begins to give
you a good example.

Tycoon this cake!
All pi-pì-pì. Eh!

- You're right, go.
- Oh...

[PIANO MUSIC]

[PIANO MUSIC]

[Laughs] But I told
you that when I was 20,

when I was married, I
wasn't even pregnant.

Look, just...
Oh well then, they were other times, eh!

But in fact I'm in
a hurry to marry

these two, I mean,
but if she isn't...

What do you say they're waiting for?

And Ilenia would have told me, right?

But that you told your
mother everything?

And no...

So this means that you
and I could become...

Don't say it!

Don't say it because,
look, I get mad immediately.

Uh! Hush, hush, hush...
I can't stand that word.

Virtually neither of them
agrees with this marriage.

And well, sure.

A bit like what happened
with the government.

Nobody wanted to do it
and in the end they did.

Sure.

But what if the boys
insist on getting married?

Look, with what
I set up, it's very,

very difficult for
them to make it.

- Yeah, huh?
- Very.

- But legal or...
- Well, we're a little on the edge.

- Between lusco and brusco.
- Because I too...

Beyond.

Then it means that...
it will be difficult for us to meet again.

And well, you never know.

Well, I mean, now that there
was starting to be a bit of...

Can I tell you something?

What after all, but really at the bottom,
at the bottom, at the bottom, eh...

You are nice to me.
- I like you too.

- Oh yes?
- Yes, really.

So...
do we want to sign this pact?

And how do you want to initial it?
There is nothing more to drink.

- Nazarene!
- Reno!

Nazarene? But ndo 'is it?

Oh, let's make the Nazarene covenant!

- Uh... Nazarene has left us.
- Is Nazarene dead?

No, he left us the note.
Stop it, but you close.

[COMES A MESSAGE]
- Oh, what is it?

Oh...

- But was it a good idea?
- Bad. But it might work.

Oh, oh, ohia... mirame! Mirame!

Boys! Guys, I can't find llenia!

Uncle, come on! Better! It is better
that way! Come on, come and drink, now!

- Greetings.
- Good evening!

[CHEERFUL MUSIC]

[CHEERFUL MUSIC]

Oh, fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!

How do I do now?

- Slowly, I'm tired.
- Come on, we have to hurry.

- What is the Stragaeta?
- Uh!

Do you want to kill me before
you become a grandfather?

No, don't say this word.
I hate this word.

U think we have to mix the DNA.

- Eh, exactly.
- Think if he is tall like you?

Think if he is as fat as you are.

Think if he is tall like
you and fat like me.

Anyway we have to
hurry to get to the yacht.

- We must hurry!
- And how do we get there?

Nobody answers. It's useless.
- Oh! Let's take the train!

- This?
- Eh!

Go Go go! Come on, go!
Come on, go!

- The handbrake!
- And go, no!

Damn the misery!
- Mariuò! 'U my little train!

Mariuoli! Damn how they run!

[VERSI] [THE BELL RING]

- Are you sure you are capable?
- I do not know 'capable, I try at least!

Watch out, watch out...
The mayor is passing.

- Don't be overheard.
- Let's do the southern accent.

Watch out, watch out!
Pass the mattress...

[THEY PLAY THE TRUMPET]

- Where?
- Wait up...

- It's this one?
- Look here. No...

What are you doing?
Beware of people...

I've never seen this boat.

In my opinion, you bet he
doesn't have permission to dock?

- Are you going to do the investigation now?
- I am always mayor.

- But where is this boat?
- Here it is.

Brakes. Eye! Brake!

There are no boys here.

Okay, they must have
gone around somewhere.

- Yeah, but they had to be here.
- Oh... How nice that you are here.

What happened? Why are you running?

No, I always do some
jogging in the evening.

And where are the boys?

I do not know. When
I left, they were here.

And anyway, you two
made a fucking mess.

No, we made a
fucking mess. We have!

The boys, left with sirens.

- Did the police take him away?
- No police!

They will have gone
after the girls you got him.

- No, that he got him!
-the? With your money.

Keep your voice down.

I was supposed to save the boat, what
the fuck were you supposed to save?

We realized we were
wrong and now we are

here because we want
to solve the situation.

Good boy! Real men are the
ones who admit they were wrong.

- Cicero?
- No, this is Gattuso.

- The painter?
- But... That's dull, like you.

-But he's wrong ..
.- Gottuso, Gattuso. You are ignorant!

It is a vocal!

| [THE MOBILE PHONE RINGS]
- He's my father. Can I answer?

Absolutely not.

He doesn't answer, he doesn't answer...
he doesn't answer!

Look, I told you, we
haven't done anything wrong.

Yes, certainly. Okay... oh well.
And I'm Raffaella Carrà.

She wouldn't look bad blonde...

I want to talk to the carabinieri!
Help, commander!

They stole my train and I
even saw who did it. Mayor!

You see it!
Carramba what a surprise...

Silence! Do you want to see how nice it is
to stay in a cell from Trieste downwards?

Ah? Silence! Stay there.

_ How is it made of the mayor?
And very interesting is what...

- I was holding a train that was too beautiful!
- He's really stupid!

Cazzarola, but who could
have done such a thing?

- A cat?
- 'Na panther!

Eh, I would have an idea,
but I really hope I'm wrong.

What's now? Eh, what do you do?

And what do you do, girls? Needle
and thread... Needle and thread, come on!

I don't know how to sew though!

- Imagine me.
- It seemed to you, oh!

Two geniuses! I'll take care of it,
who made it two edges in my life.

[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

Oh... Ouch!

[RING YOUR PHONE]

Ileniu ', but why don't you answer?
They will all be worried.

A no ', I don't want it anymore, see'!

No '... he's a
bastard like all men.

Eh, not all. Your father,
for example, I love you.

But if you miss it, go to the market
and you're on your mother too!

But chillo is like that.

Just think, when he was a child and
we used to come here on vacation...

he measured the height at all
the sand castles and then said:

"the holes cannot be done,
because they are already on the road".

And he ran to spy on the lifeguard.

The other children
'o were always hitting.

- And they did well.
- Were they right?

[RING YOUR PHONE]

Aspe ', I'll show you something...

It is a sign of destiny. It is an "i

Ilaria is written on the heart!

Oh well, but you were with Ilenia.
It's not worth it.

Why not? She is worth.

You say?

Come with me.

Did you see those two making out?

Yup,

Everyone make out but me...
Nice ball, I'm bachelorette party.

Did your friend
steal your boyfriend?

No. Shh...

That's my other friend's ex.
The one who must marry '.

- Did you steal your husband?
- No!

Love, I'm sorry, but this story

would make D'Urso pale too.

-Not bad the place, but ..
.- Carolina, Ile where is she?

-But who, her friend?
- Yup.

She left with a crazy fig.

She had a package...
she seemed to work at the post office.

Have you seen? One of the post offices.

No post office. 'U postman?
Who are you talking about?

-Her ex-boyfriend.
- Have you seen?

Did you see what?
And her ex-boyfriend.

But it's still them!
They are the worst, the most dangerous!

Not at all!
The ex-boyfriend is like in football.

When they replay the goal, it's not
worth double, it's always the same!

What then are you talking about,
who sent escorts to your son!

We need to find them. Power.

Take this piece of
furniture with you, please.

- And charge it, come on.
- Take her away, come on!

Eh! There is no more
servitude than it once was!

Commander, I apologize
on behalf of the whole family.

- You're welcome...
- Dad!

Daddy shit! You will forget the
dance lessons from tomorrow.

- I've done nothing wrong with it.
- But nothing good either!

Because Formia and Gaeta
knew it before, now the whole

barracks know it! Clear?
Come on, let's go! Rapid!

Look at that dress! This
is not a ballerina dress,

this is a slut dress!
- But it really is from mom.

Perfect, we're full.
Come on let's go!

But where did it go? Where did it go?

I was sure that at
least here I would find it.

You were sure... u don't know
your daughter. Let's face it.

From what pulpit the sermon comes from.
You're not the champion of fathers.

- You're beautiful!
- Eh I know, I know, look.

- But beautiful beautiful, in an absurd way.
- I know, you're getting attached...

What did I say? I was right!
I would recognize him among a thousand.

It's my little train!
- Hands up!

Oh! What's up? Brigadie,
even with the gun?

What happened?
I have nothing to do with it.

I know those two gentlemen over there.
Those, look. Those...

He has nothing to do with it!
It is true! | mariuoli so 'chisti ca "!

Arrest them!
- Mayor. What have you done?

Calm down, it's just a misunderstanding.
I can explain everything.

[RIDE]

Well done, Claudia!

The wedding is canceled...

and daddy is proud of you...

Maybe not...

Ah... 'Shut up about him.

- Oh.
- Eh, huh, huh, huh.

I told you I don't know.

- Oh.
- Excuse me.

But it's not a grouper.
It's a gonna, huh!

Oh, girls, it was
my idea. I admit.

But how often happens for
a stag or hen party, in short,

those parties, how many
will she have done? Come on.

I will never understand you...

Having established
that it was his

fault, why doesn't
he let us go at least?

So I'm going to find my
girlfriend that I have to marry.

And it's not that simple, my dear.

Eh, no... We are talking
about aggravated theft here.

Eh, aggravated theft!
Commander, please.

Practically here there is
a wedding to celebrate.

And she is the only person...
who can help us.

Ah, so you need me now?

Yes, let's keep our voice down.

No, because it wasn't so

clear in her office
this morning.

I don't know if you are referring
to the fact of the venue that...

Since the headquarters
is unsafe, I will ensure that

the command is transferred
as soon as possible...

- At...
- At...?

- The palace...
- The palace...

- Of the ara...
- Ara pacis. The ara pacis.

No? There...
- Dell'ara...

- Peanut. Macaw... arapiglia!
- Ara...

- Arapeta... 'this window... ara...
- Of the aran...

Nnn... I can do it...
Orange grove...

Municipal!

- Is!
- oh!

And let's go!

- And fuck you go "!
- Ué! No!

- I do not understand!
- Temporarily...

No, I said to him, sir, I
say like... like a liberation.

And fuck off go "!
- It's another time. And that's it!

And don't waste my time
anymore, please, come on, come on!

Go away! Go away, before
I change my mind, come on!

Get moving, let's go, let's go, away!

Oh, Ile! Where is Ile?

- He'll be with Primo.
- With whom?

That First.

- Tell him...
- Now I'll tell him.

- Tell him.
- Richard...

So this Primo... he's basically
my daughter's ex-boyfriend.

They had some kind
of bachelorette party...

- For real?
- Yup.

- What a bitch.
- Oh well...

It was him. He wanted to tell him.
She explain to him.

- So it was you?
- Yes, but it's an innocent thing.

It is not a serious thing.

It dates back to when they were
in elementary school. Just children.

- You both make me sick!
- Calm down, come on.

Sorry, but what do
you care about llaria?

- Ilaria?
- Eh!

But I don't give
a shit about Ilaria!

And did you tell me, ndo 'sta llla'?

Ila-Ilaria, no llle-Ilenia.
You wanted sape 'de llenia.

Nooo! It is llaria that
is with the ex de llenia.

I don't know Ilenia is.
I thought she was with you.

And when were you thinking of telling me?

Oh, I understand who you are.
Excuse me.

- Now I have to find her.
- Yes, but stay calm though!

Will you let me know where she is?

Enough, I give up.

Look at that pecionata
that is in veni '. For charity.

She also got a stomach
ache from the stress.

Look, look, you did a cyst.
She let go, look...

Well no. I am a
professional, dear.

When I start
something, I finish it.

Ilenia!

- Ilenia!
- Riccardo!

Toast with me.

But what are you doing here?

I celebrate your freedom.

What the fuck have you been drinking, Claudia?

Look, I can't find
llenia anymore, then

his dad and his
father started a mess.

Now she doesn't want me anymore
and I don't know what the fuck to do!

Maybe this is my fault too.

Look, I... I know you all think

this wedding is... kid stuff.

But I really love her, Claudia.

Do you know what
it means to look a

woman in the eye
and find yourself in it?

Yup,

I think yes.

Why is it so hard
to love someone?

I do not know.

It shouldn't be,
but you're right.

I think you've
grown up, you know?

And I'm a very big bitch.
- What are you saying...

I've spent too much time with dad...
and little time with you.

Come here...

If it were the last thing I do, you
are getting married today. Ok?

- Yes we go.

Slowly, slowly, slowly, oh.

[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

But let it go ', come on.

I'm sorry. Why does he have to
tell you you make him sick? That is,..

- No, no, we make him sick.
-No, he was talking to you.

He was there too...- No,
she spoke in the plural.

He could also hear, come on...
What is it? What happened?

Oh my God... What
happened to the bride's dress?

- We found it in tatters.
- Is it possible to know where you have been?

Hot! But doesn't it burn you?

I like the warmth of the sheep.

Of course if someone
wanted us to give up this

marriage in this way, now
they certainly succeeded.

Yes, we did, because
this is a guilt contest, huh!

Oh well, now we
have to get an idea.

I want to save my
daughter's marriage.

A little girl. Get her to come every
now and then, right? A little girl...

- It takes an idea.
- An idea, Gaeta '. Once.

- Why are you looking at me?
- But why are you the mayor!

- Hate! Mom!
- What's Gaeta '? You're not OK?

Hot! Mom... my mom.

- Why, what is your mom doing?
- And the solution.

- Here?.

[RUSSIAN]

- We exaggerated.
- It must be done. Marriage must be done.

Of course. Now it has really
become a matter of principle.

Sure, good.

Guys, the coffee, ..
He made it, I won't answer, eh.

Ilenia, it's nonsense...
Mama's darling, nun...

I love'? - Treasure?

I love"

It can be fixed...

Mom, please, I appeal to
your grandmother's love.

Leave it to me.

- Madam...
- Hello.

- Thanks Mom.
- Thanks Mom.

What "thank you mom".
This is mom only to me.

Market, twice a week
and without invoices.

I'm wrong...
she's a mom to you too.

[RUSSIAN]

[BIRD STRAP]

Aren't you ashamed
of what you've done?

- I can't find it anymore!
- Did they warn you?

But warned what?

You managed to ruin the only
beautiful thing you had in life!

But why are you so aggressive?

Look, I've never been
against your marriage.

Ah, no? In fact,
you sent me escorts.

But it was him, it was!

You only cared
about this marriage

because you hoped
I would quit the music

and take care of
your fucking business.

He is right.

Then why do you want to leave
your fucking business to him?

I want to follow her.

Guys, to save the fucking
business, I got an ass

like that. Your grandfather
had eaten everything.

Your grandfather,
your mother's father.

With poker, with horses,
with whores. Boys!

Azz ', then it's just a
family tradition, I see.

Oh, but how dare you?
But mind your business.

No, sorry, sorry.
Go ahead. No problem.

It's just that I woke
up now... oh well.

And... where is he? Miss...
Miss, is coffee possible?

You know what?

It's just that you never
asked me what I wanted to be.

U don't even look at us.

I do a bunch like this in
the company, every day,

and you don't even look at me.
- You're right, you're right.

No, I'm an asshole, actually...

But it is really a
generational fact.

Our generation has always
thought about working and bringing

home some money and
did not relate to their children.

I love you, I'm so sorry.

I swear to you that I love you very much.

And you go to find your
girlfriend, your future

wife, who has
returned. I saw it myself.

Go...

Excuse me. I really love you...

and I never told you how
much I respect you. I'm sorry.

Excuse me. You are right...

Oh! What are you doing?

- No, it's just that I was moved.
- But get your hands on?

Oh well, but now we are family!

But which family? Which family?

- But can I call you dad?
- No, you can't, you can't. You must not.

Stelli ', look I
went to check' mo.

Look at that grandmother is a war
machine. You're almost done, huh!

Ma, at least you don't
piss me off, though.

Ile, honey, I've been looking for you.

Wow what a pie.

It's huge, but haven't you exaggerated?
We are four cats.

I know it.
It looks like Clerici's dress.

No, when ever.

Anyway, if you wanted me to
destroy the marriage, you did it, huh!

But I didn't make the cake myself.

Oh, but do you always
want to fuck around?

- Since Riccardo...
- You don't have to name him!

He's a crazy cool guy and
not just because he's good.

But he is special.
But what do you know, huh?

You haven't talked to him for five
minutes. What the fuck do you know!

You don't give a damn about others!
Why are you like that, dad!

In your opinion, I was happy to make
the parcel between you and mom?

Sorry. I'm sorry, okay?
Of everything.

What do I owe you... Believe
me, it's not easy to be a father.

For a right you do,
you're wrong five.

It's not an excuse, I know,

I have the mania of
wanting to control everything.

| But that's how I'm
made... And the only

way I know to take
care of the people I love.

I realize that you
have become a woman.

You taught me a lot
these days about love.

- Ile...
- I love!

She finally she found her.

- Do you still want me?
- I always want you.

Um... sorry. Now
that this Brazilian soap

opera is over, can we
go get dressed? Huh?

Otherwise we do a baptism
instead of a wedding.

But baptism of whom?

- Well, about your baby, right?
- But I'm not expecting any children.

No, here, maybe in a few years.

Sorry, but who is it that
you put around this bullshit?

- [Together] Them.
-the?

She had told the fortune
teller that you were a viper.

Don't you dare call it a viper

to the president of your company!
- I beg you.

- i you cheated us.
- Eh!

I understand, Gaeta ', but I
no longer knew how to stop!

- Viper!
- You already said that.

- Bitch!
- Good boy. Bitches!

Come on, enough is enough, huh!
You broke the fuck! Oh!

I hate weddings, okay?
I hate weddings!

I'm losing health
around you, just to pay for

the babysitter, okay?
Who is raising my son,

who now only speaks
Colombian for that asshole

of my ex-husband who
doesn't pay me alimony!

Now take a deep breath, please

and go all get dressed! Ok?

Thanks.

Fuck... Fuck... Fuck, Fuck...

[VERSES OF SEAGULLS]

I'll give you a hand, go.

No, don't worry,
I'll take care of it...

Mammaà, you have seen,
you have worked a miracle.

Did you see how well it turned out?
Can not see anything.

Oh yeah.

Facts you see '...
But you are a princess, I love'...

Here I am. What did I want to tell you?

If you don't know, beautiful.

- Are you ready?
- Exactly. Are you ready?

And... What can you give us a moment?

- Thanks.

Good. Come on, girls.

-A no '.
- Ué.

Will you tell me the secret to 'they' as
happy as you and grandfather were?

I always said yes and
then I did what I wanted.

But why don't you stay?

No, you know that I
don't like the functions.

See you tomorrow.
I'll make you the donuts.

Give me a kiss.

Hi, no.

[PIANO MUSIC]

# You know, I feel
you in my eyes. #

# u reflect my image. #

# You will breathe me. #

# We'll stay, #

# still here. #

# Always here. #

# As always, #

# every time I think of you, #

# you will be the liveliest part of me. #

# You are the smile I never lose. #

# Like a flight in my memories... #

Of course your brother
is getting married now,

you will take over the company...

All is well that
ends well, right?

I haven't told you
a thing yet, though.

Thing?

I'm getting married too.

- Are you joking?
- No.

But how, do you say it like that?

But how can I do it? The company?

I'm glad you're getting
married and starting a

family, but... who's
running her? We are ruined.

But no, dad, I will
never stop working,

not even with ten
children. Be calm.

No, no, I'm calm. Calm...

I mean, all together,
all on the same day...

And who is the lucky one?

You know Commendatore Barbieri?

But as he is an old
man, he has mine...

that is, oh well an old man,
he is old and then he is married.

With his daughter.

Who Joel? l son?
I had understood the daughter almost...

The daughter Ginevra.

Geneva?

Well she's very pretty...

That is... in the sense... and then she
is also rich... But does the mother know?

No not yet.

Hello sweetheart.

It's all OK? - Well, I mean.

I understood why Claudia wasn't
spinning me. She is a lesbian.

But I'm straight and
I'm not threaded anyway.

# The liveliest part... of me! #

She marries on the way. Street.

- Here she is...
- Mado ', I am more excited than her.

[MENDELSSOHN WEDDING MARCH]

[MENDELSSOHN WEDDING MARCH]

-She is beautiful.
- Mado ', how beautiful my niece is.

Beautiful...

- I love'?
- Huh?

But what if we really want to marry?

No, it's just that I wouldn't
love you more if we got married.

- What the heck he says.
- I do not know.

I love, but what if I do it in twenty years?
- Ué...

- What are they doing?
- What the...

- But ndo 'they go?
- God, I'm crazy.

Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck...

- What is it?
- Where are they going?

- But what?
- What is happening?

Come on, come on, come on, run!

[LAUGH]

Look at them!

- Do you know what that means?
- What does it mean?

Between us... truce over.

Turncoat.

Profiteer.

N - Parrot.
- No, parrot, no, huh!

[SONG "COMPROMISES SPOSI"]

[SONG "COMPROMISES SPOSI"]

[SONG "COMPROMISES SPOSI"]

- Do you want a hand?
- No no thanks.

Remember, don't forget
anything, otherwise it turns out that

you have to go back to take
it back and I'll see you again.

I'll miss you so much
too, handsome cousin.

Former cousin.

Remember the nausea pills.

This story again?
But I'm a sea dog.

Well then, have a good trip!
- No, but it is not said.

- Best wishes!
- Brings bad! No!

- So... good navigation.
- But no! But absolutely!

- Fuck the whale.
- But still? Are we joking?

[Together] But fuck you, go!

But you want to do him a favor.
He doesn't want it. He doesn't want it.

He doesn't want the favor.
There is a limit to everything.

There is a way and a way and a way...

[SONG "COMPROMISES SPOSI"]