Coco (2009) - full transcript
A well-liked self-made man becomes a royal pain when he learns he has a heart defect.
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Beyond the exemplary citizen...
... beyond the man of heart...
... I would like to salute
the genius of business,
... but above all...
... the one who has
succeeded best in marriage...
... creativity and finance.
Part of the observation that between...
... still and sparkling water...
... there was nothing...
... he invented wriggling water.
Today...
... this man from elsewhere...
... promotes French know-how...
...in the whole world.
Mr. Simon Bensoussan
says "Coco"...
... on behalf of the
President of the Republic...
... and by virtue
of my powers...
... I promote you to be an
officer of the Legion of Honor.
Applause
"La Marseillaise"
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You broke me.
Please! Get away.
Mermaid
Movie musical theme
...-
Dad!
Ah, ah! My darling.
Your snowflake is beautiful.
Thank you my love.
I'm coming, darling.
Stop it, dad.
My love...
Wait for me, I'm coming.
Steve, are you crazy?
The gratin will arrive.
What are you doing?
I...
You may be my cousin,
but I want the top.
Coco, we're doing a
champagne waterfall.
You pour shampoo...
... it goes down. You drink, you
don't drink. You do what you want.
OK, but hurry.
I love you.
You are beautiful. It is true?
Doesn't she make me fat?
A little.
Don't tell me that! I'm joking.
You're sublime.
I play it bow tie or tie?
Tonight, play it sober.
Sober. Yes.
Sober.
Cheers
Well done, you're the best!
...-
You're the strongest!
Cheers
Coco, tonight, he'll...
...TO BURST!
Monsieur the prefect.
Congratulations.
What party!
It's her.
Behind a tall man,
there is always a woman.
Thank you.
Monsieur the prefect.
Madame the prefecture.
It's my mother.
Minister, where are you going?
I did not want to
bother you. Well done.
Thank you. I present to
you my parents-in-law.
They will love it.
Mr. And Mrs. Colfontaine...
... here...
Christine Falanpin...
...budget minister.
My respects.
Very successful evening.
Thank you so much.
This one is my son.
He knows how to receive.
I'll be waiting for you in 6
months, at the little boy's mitzvah.
The what?
It is the equivalent of
our solemn communion.
That's it?
And the equivalent...
... from the day when I
burst you like nobody.
My sister, Brigitte.
Brigitte...
Brigitte, my sister.
She is always...
There he is, my bastard!
Kiss your aunt Mercedes.
You forgot about me?
You are showing of?
You had the "region of honor".
What do you have? Are you stuck?
I saw you, you
had a cock like that.
I hope...
... that she grew up.
I leave you with your family.
He's laughing
Coco, are you happy? Very happy.
The waiters, the decor,
the atmosphere, the buffet...
The waterfall. Very good.
What did they tell you, people?
They are happy!
Come on, Coco. No.
You're going to put a
Chivas "on the rocks"...
... without ice. Yeah.
And you're going to bring me
a microphone for my speech.
I may even dance.
You understood? Yes.
Kiss.
Samuel?
Samuel!
Wow!
Oh dear...
Did your father win everything?
No, he bought them.
Today's too?
No. This is a real one.
It's an editing? No.
He built a synagogue there.
No rabbi wants to go there.
Come on.
Do you want to see the pigsty?
Do you have a pigsty?
Wow!
*I would like...
*... tell you that...
*... in a few months will take place...
*... the little boy's mitzvah.
* Samuel will soon be 13 years old.
* For this bar-mitsvah, I
am organizing an event...
*... family, of
course, but national.
* At my party, I'm
going to pop everyone.
*Everyone come.
* Your friends, your families...
*... your friends, your enemies.
People on the street.
* I want to
celebrate this event.
Let's celebrate this event!
DJ!
"Celebration" (Kool & The Gang)
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Come on!
Screams
Coco! What's wrong with my son?
Okay okay.
It's okay!
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Sleep, my darling.
My princess.
Come come.
You had a nightmare.
Come see dad. Come my love.
Come on, honey.
Come, sweetheart.
That's it, I'm here, honey.
I'm here.
What are you doing?
She was crying.
I take care of her.
Do you smoke to get on my nerves?
I smoke because I am nervous.
It annoys me.
Smoke, it'll calm you down.
What's the matter?
Did you say that to impress them?
What? "Come all.
Parents, friends.
"We will be thousands.
We will love it."
I'm announcing my son's
bar mitzvah. Do not be mad.
From our son.
For our son, I want the top.
I saw an intimate
family celebration.
You are right.
Let's go to McDonalds. It'll be super.
Let's ask him...
...his opinion.
We should also...
... ask him on his first name.
Or to his circumcision.
"Shall we cut you off?"
What is this mentality...
... of Jean-Jacques?
Stop with that.
This system does
not suit me at all.
You bring me to D2
or my life is a final.
Listen to me carefully.
I have only one son, one life.
Thank God I can afford it.
I want an unforgettable BM.
Say "bar-mitsvah",
like everyone else.
I am not "everyone".
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HELLO SIR.
Sir.
* "Frizz Easy", a
quivering water.
* "Frizz Easy" is water.
* "Frizz Easy", by Coco.
* You have arrived at the top.
Are you okay, Chloe? Well sir.
Gentlemen.
Mr. Coco, I can... After.
After.
After. Hello.
Maxou, is everything going well?
2 minutes. I have a dingo day.
It's for the new
bottle for women.
"Frétille Woman."
I did not understand.
A walking girl:
"Frétille Woman."
II hums the air
of "Pretty Woman"
Listen to the new slogan.
"Wet Water."
"Wet", wet. "Water", water.
So what? It's wet water.
Rather do "Water water".
"Water water."
It's good. Note. It's a concept.
Water called Water
makes "Waterloo".
This is creation.
It's not my job.
Listen to me. Go ahead, send.
For the woman's water bottle.
"Lady command."
"Lady command." Ah!
You're a vicious one.
It says "The Ten Commandments".
You're a killer. It's huge!
At work, Baba!
Its good? Thank you.
It's validated, it's validated!
Good morning, sir. Good morning.
- Everything is ready
for the board of directors.
So?
At 12 p.m., validation...
... from the "Maxi Family".
Thanks.
Lunch with your mother.
Chloé, I have lunch
every day at my mother's.
Good. Presentation of the
literary prize at 3 p.m. at the Lutétia.
Easy Training with Marketing.
Julia's dance class, then
dinner with the Chinese...
... at the Moulin Rouge.
Steve is OK for the spa.
Drilling is a concern.
What, "pose concern"?
Zerbib Water made an
offer which was accepted.
All my life, he'll
piss me off, or what?
Alarm
Yes? She is your sister.
No!
There, my Coquito!
I did what you love.
Tomato eggs with darling.
Its good? Top.
I love that.
Tell me...
Who's going to make you
eat Samuel's bar mitzvah?
I hired the greatest chefs...
... of each specialty
of each country.
If you want, I can help you.
Do you want to cook
for 4000 people?
4000? It's too much, darling.
Don't start with:
"It's too much."
The apartment I bought
you: "It's too much".
It's too big for me.
I can't get used to it here.
In the 19th, I had my
neighbors, the Zamzem.
I miss them.
I can buy the adjoining
apartment from them.
You're kidding?
No.
They didn't wait for you.
Their son is a billionaire...
...in the USA.
Ah yes?
Take your time, darling.
Before, I had the
time, but not the money.
Now I have the
money, but not the time.
Your cousin Steve called.
I don't know why.
I see him tonight, he's at the spa.
He dare not?
He's at the spa.
He dare not?
He's at the spa.
Why? Why what?
He dares not?
In order to relax.
When we don't pink, do we rest?
He's at the spa.
It's not "he doesn't dare".
He's at the spa. At the spa.
"Spa?"
It is not serious.
Daumergue!
You are fine?
It's okay? Any news for Monet?
The rating is excellent.
"Monet."
What a kiffe, this name!
This "Monet" is nice,
what does he do?
That's wonderful.
What's this? A dead nature.
Dead? Yes, dead.
How much did you pay for this?
600,000.
600,000 euros?
Yes, euros.
For a pear and a banana?
Yes.
Tell me...
... luckily he didn't
paint a fruit salad.
It's okay?
Mazel tov. It's nothing.
The Legion of Honour! So what?
It's the minimum!
Give me a little "nanah".
I'm like an egg.
If I organize Coco's
son's bar mitzvah...
... I'm going to have fun.
I'm going to tear myself apart.
But I dare not ask him.
I dare not.
Dare you? I dare not.
Why don't you dare?
I don't know, I don't dare.
I'm afraid he'll piss me off.
Forget that you are his cousin.
Be pro.
Offer him something never seen before.
Get high 35 hours a day.
Come on!
I am trying to talk to you.
Hi, lsaac.
It's okay? You're okay?
Do you have 2 earrings?
There and there.
Guys, look who's there.
It's Zerbib.
He's going to go
into cardiac arrest.
Let him do it.
I don't give a damn.
He comes.
- Zerbib, the most beautiful!
Even my nephew dresses better.
Max, in the "cart"...
... neither the clothes nor the family.
Nothing remains.
Are you okay, little chalala?
Coco!
Honestly, I am very happy.
Mazel tov!
And all this alone?
Without help?
What do you want?
That i thank you
You helped me, I took off.
Do you have the balls?
They should have
given it to you, the medal.
It's because you burst them.
You like to explode the world!
Is that your life?
It's you I'm going to explode.
Stopped!
I'm fine, I'm leaving.
Zerbib, it's good.
You got us drunk.
It's okay. Stop. Go ahead.
Go run. Warning.
I'm fine, I'm going to break.
Stopped.
Can't you see he's looking for you?
Are you preparing
madness for bar mitzvah?
What madness?
The day of glory has come.
- Coco, give me a chance.
Let me organize the bar mitzvah.
This is the thousandth
of what I can do to you.
What do I add to that?
Floral decoration, lookalikes.
I have doppelganger lookalikes.
I have Johnny, Madonna,
Justin Timberlake.
The keum comes from Strasbourg.
A nutjob.
I can even have your double.
I'm putting you in a movie.
I encrust you, Samuel and you.
From Niro, he says: "Mazel tov!"
It gets very big.
I no longer control the size.
Here, look. This morning, again.
Boris Marciano asked me
Snow White and the seven dwarfs.
I brought them back to him.
Here is the order form.
The 7 dwarfs?
You do not believe me?
No. I swear it is true.
I called the association
of the dwarfs of France.
Stop, stop.
Did you take me
for a Jean-Jacques?
Not at all, Coco.
You don't measure the
magnitude of the thing.
- I know.
It is the event of my
life and of the country.
So put me on the spot.
You're too small.
You're too small.
You can not.
Sorry, you're too small.
Coco, wait. Coco!
What does "too small" mean?
I need someone to match me.
I see only one
thing: The Americans.
Coco!
The American!
A slam door
l'm American or not? YEAH!
So?
* Let us leave the wings of the Mill
* Protect us until the morning
* Make way for sleepless nights
* It's magical
They speak Chinese
* It's magical
...-
He's going to arrive....-
*Loves
...-
* And every night
* Paris jewelry
* Well, it's Paris
* Let us leave the wings of the Mill
* Protect us until the morning
* Make way for sleepless
nights Look closely
* It's magical
Applause
...-
What did he say?
"It's great, Mr. Coco."
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
In Chinese
Thanks for coming....-
Welcome to Paris....-
I am delighted to collaborate with him.
...-
I hope that we will exchange
in brotherhood, friendship...
... and the best of
Chinese business.
She hesitates Repeat, excuse me.
Tell him that......-
...-
I did not understand,
but he is happy.
...-
You broke them.
Ah!
Did they like it or not?...-
We liked it.
We liked it!
We liked it.
WE'VE KIFFE!
...-
Evelyne!
Cheers
Evelyne, my darling!
I missed you.
I missed you a lot too.
Did you run away from home?
No. I'll tell you.
You know, over there...
... I'm not getting used to it.
It's difficult.
It's difficult?
My poor! 800 m2. Yes.
Eiffel Tower. Yes.
16th arrondissement.
The Seine... The light...
And are you not happy?
Poor honey.
What if Coco phones you?
I set up call transfer.
"Call forwarding?"
Call forwarding.
I'll explain it to you, my daughter.
If he calls there, the
call, from the 16th...
... it bounces
here and it lands.
The phone is ringing
It's Coco. It's certain.
He's looking for you everywhere.
You don't answer? Hold on.
You know, time to get there...
It's long, 800 m2.
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It's very long.
Do you see how big it is?
Huh?
Who is the most beautiful?
It's daddy!
Who is the nicest?
It's daddy!
Who is it who can lift cars?
It's dad.
Who are you going to marry?
With Dad. AIE Aie Aie!
Wait for her to
bring a boy friend.
As long as he's
not a "goy-friend".
You knew me not Jewish.
Nothing to see.
Why?
You're the woman of my
life, the mother of my children.
My friend, my mistress,
my GPS, my compass.
Tell me...
... what is this hair?
Can't you do something?
Leave him. Do not do it again.
And the bar mitzvah?
We will keep the
kippah on the gel.
And this outfit...
... from Star Trek, there?
He has figure skating.
"Skating."
LeaVe him alone.
It's his passion. He's talented.
L don't know the thing...
... you see in "skating".
There is so many sports.
He fly on the ice? Yes!
Lt is the life of the children?
To fly on the ice?
- What is the problem?
The "figure skating"
is not something...
Something what? Lt's not...
- Leave me! It is my brother!
Coco!
I want to see my
brother, I tell you!
Coco!
Dolce! Gabbana!
You don't take me on the phone.
Stopped.
I hear you're on the
go with the Chinese?
Take this. A chicken leg.
Take it or it brings bad luck.
Brigitte, I have a crazy day.
What do you want?
I did it for Dad's
death anniversary.
That night he said to me,
"Show this to your brother."
You'll see.
He looks more and more like you.
Stop it, Brigitte.
Gabbana! Dolce! Children, come.
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Chloe... Chloe!
Hurry up, Mimo!
Ouch!
I'm going to go
to the other side.
It's stuck.
Leash! I do not need.
I do not need!
Ouch!
Quick quick!
It's okay? Yes.
Cardio!
Oh dear...
You have a coronary lesion.
Your coronary
arteries are narrowed.
This coronary artery disease
requires a triple bypass.
You have to act quickly
to avoid the heart attack.
We take, in the rib cage...
... a mammary artery.
"Breast?"
Yes.
What does this have to do with my mother?
It is an artery.
An artery located
behind the rib cage...
... which I will saw.
These arteries have the advantage
of withstanding the pressure.
You have to operate quickly.
And the bar mitzvah?
Advance your "bardiza".
Bar mitzvah.
"Bardiza."
Bar mitzvah. Do it in 8 days.
You might as well organize
the parade on July 14 tomorrow!
No!
If you transplant a heart to
me, I want the best of hearts.
I don't want a can,
like I get like this.
Can'te Vitale?
Can'te Vitale Gold.
I will prescribe you...
...a drug.
A pschit to relieve you.
No. "Pschit", not "kkk".
It will relieve you
in case of pain.
Think about it, but we
operate in a month max.
Until then, no
excess, no alcohol...
... no parties.
Lots of calm and rest.
Tell your loved ones.
Okay.
Mimo...
... you tell no one that
I have a month to live.
I count on you. Of course.
If I leave... May God preserve.
... I want a funeral of madness.
The top funeral.
French flag on coffin,
cannon shot, rifle shot.
I don't want Miss
France's crown.
You want Princess Lady Di.
What?
Sweetheart?
Darling agathe.
We need to advance
the bar mitzvah.
We must advance the date.
What?
You have to do it in a month.
Why?
It's my mother.
What, "my mother"?
She had an artery... my mother.
Huh?
She has a... "corotopathy".
If we don't operate it,
an artery will... burst.
It must be operated in a month.
No cold cuts or alcohol.
Lots of rest and...
warn your loved ones.
It's okay?
I'm sorry, darling.
Sweetheart. Yes.
Swear I won't tell my mom.
I swear on my mother's castle.
For Samu, how are
we going to do it?
In law, it's 13 years and 1 day.
Do not worry. I will see...
... the biggest rabbi in France.
He is not 13 years old, Samu.
Honey, stop saying "Samu".
It frightens me.
It.
What war do we win with that?
THE WAR OF THE ATMOSPHERE.
What's next?
Christophe.
"Hip hip hip!"
"HURRAY!"
Doesn't it work?
Well yeah.
Then...
... "Atchic atchic atchic..."
3 times, not 2.
At home, that's it.
It's 3 times. "Atchic atchic!"
They are waiting for the 3rd.
Give them the fucking 3rd!
Otherwise they say, "Ouch ouch."
"Atchic atchic atchic."
"AIE Aie Aie."
"AIE Aie Aie!"
The atmosphere is coming.
The last thing.
"He really is..."
What the fuck is he?
"Great." No! "Phenomenal."
You see? Here.
He is Aznavour.
He is really great
No!
II really is, it really is...
You too are there.
You go on stage
to stamp your feet.
In the newspaper... From whom?
By Claire Chazal
Pas de Roselmack.
It's you. You made humor.
Do you want to liven
it up, Coco's party?
Chloe?
Find me the number urgently...
... from the largest
American event specialist.
"AWARDS", "Globes",
"Oscars", presidents' birthdays.
American madness.
Book it for the bar mitzvah.
Mimo, why are you
riding like a Jean-Jacques?
Advanced. Move!
There are flashes, Mr. Coco.
Mouse!
I don't understand there.
I'll explain.
We're waiting for
the Chief Rabbi.
He will give us the
result of the deliberation.
We will be fixed. Yes or no.
And it will be over.
Gentlemen, Chief Rabbi.
- Mr. Bensoussan?
Come here.
Mr. Bensoussan...
... the rabbinical court...
... cannot grant you that.
You are asking for
a too large sprain...
... to the major rule of Judaism.
I cannot authorize you to make
bar-mitzvahs for your son...
... 6 months before his 13th birthday.
You're not going to do this to me.
I lost my father the
day of my bar mitzvah.
I want to see my son become...
...a man.
If you grant me
this exemption...
... I put you on
top of the rabbis.
I... I pay what to pay.
The amount you want.
All of you, I'm passing you...
... chief rabbis.
I am upgrading you.
Up.
Please.
No!
Calm down.
What's the matter?
Chloe just called me.
She told me that...
The Americans...
What?
They are in the United States.
Mimo, spit it out.
Bob Walker, the
top of the event...
... he said no.
Him too?
American or not, I don't care.
I'll do it all by myself.
I dive, I put on the
jersey afterwards.
What is happening to him?
Horns
Why did I call on you?
Because you are number 1.
The best of each area to
organize the bar mitzvah.
Party place?
The France's stadium.
4000 guests relaxing.
6:55 p.m .:
... arrival of guests...
... on a strumming
by Elton John.
People see it when
they enter, they like it.
7:10 p.m .:
... canonization of my son.
Propulsion in the air of my son.
A system put in place
by our friends in society...
... High Fly Dance.
My son has to fly.
I don't want to know how...
... or how much.
I just want him to fly.
Let’s say:
... "He's crazy, Coco.
His son is flying."
Safe, of course.
7:16 p.m .:
... arrival of my daughter Julia.
The moment of emotion.
The tears. "She's cute."
It's okay!
7:20 p.m .: Arrival
of my wife, Agathe...
... in the carriage of
the Queen of England.
At 8 p.m. sharp...
... in prime time, in
exceptional times...
... the apotheosis, the moment
that all of France awaits...
My arrival in front
of the stadium.
What is it? The Red Sea.
The Red Sea!
What does the Red Sea do
when it sees a personality?
It divides. Here. It divides.
Dedication to Moses.
To open the ball...
... an overview of the Stade de France...
... by the Patrouille de France...
... which, after a festival
of loopings, farandoles...
... arabesques... In short!
I just want them
in the sky to write...
... in blue, white,
red: "Mazel tov"!
Good!
Do we agree or not?
Are there questions,
doubts, anxieties?
"What's going on?"
Yes, my commander.
The weather is a concern.
Why?
If it's raining, we're chocolate.
"Chocolate?"
Hubbub
Ah yes, chocolate?
What's this?
There will be no chocolate!
It won't rain.
It will not rain that night.
Or we have relationships.
Or we don't have it.
At work.
At work!
"Bar-mitsvah in
joy" (Les Chevatim)
...-
Samuel's skating is Sunday.
Shit! I will be in Los Angeles.
- Your plane takes off after
your dinner with the prefect.
How is the little boy's
propulsion going?
Your son will be propelled
from there to there.
He's going to bump into it.
We will limit the risks.
Take it off. On the model?
No. Over there.
At the Stade de France.
Coco! 2 minutes. Yeah.
We received the kippas. Quickly!
Wait 2 minutes.
We worked all night.
It's huge. Show me.
The disco kippah.
Imagine that on the
heads of your guests.
They dance. Half a faceted ball.
It's huge!
It's not over.
The Africa kippah.
Siman tov! Mazel tov!
Mazel tov!
Siman tov!
Hold on.
The "kipparis".
There is the Eiffel Tower.
The kippah.
Paris. The "kipparis".
Ah, yeah... It's not bad.
Coco, I beg you. 2 minutes.
This one is unique.
On my mother’s head, Coco.
Carnival, feathers, Brasil.
"Kippacabana!"
On my mother's
head, you're a killer.
You make me 4000 like that.
4000.
Wait, it's not over.
I need something else.
(Quebec accent) Yes.
In computer science. Okay.
You have to be a genius.
I am here for this.
Placing people at the
table is always a problem.
"This one, I don't like it."
"He owes me money..."
I want the evening to go well.
I want you to invent
software for me...
... where, depending on
the name of the guests...
... he places them so that
it happens in relaxation.
It's playable, but...
... I need information
on the 4000 guests.
Yeah. But that for tomorrow...
What? I'm fast, but still.
Hey! Come here.
How much for tomorrow?
How much?
OK. I get to work.
Go to work! Go ahead.
Honey, you need to sleep.
Goodnight My Love.
Tell me the story where
Mimo saved your life.
I've told you so many
times already, honey.
Please!
Well.
The story of Mimo
who saved my life.
It was happening in Morocco...
... on a beach
called Les Sablettes.
Dad was fishing for crabs.
You know, like we do in Deauville.
It was low tide...
... but the sea has risen.
I said, "I'm going to drown!"
A little boy saw me struggling.
"Help! I'm going to drown!"
He took me on the back, he swam.
He saved my life.
He had no family.
Grandpa said, "We're
going to adopt him."
From Mauritius, it became Mimo.
Is that why you never scold him?
Papi Makhlouf, before
dying, he said to me:
... "Mimo, it's like family.
"You never abandon it."
And your daddy
has only one word.
Dad, can you buy me a dog?
No. I buy what you
want, except a dog.
Please.
Come on, Bobby!
Why did you call him Bobby?
Because dad told
me that in Morocco...
... all the dogs
were called Bobby.
It is true. Come here, Bobby!
Put yourself there. Here, Bobby.
Not on me. Come here.
Bobby, no. Not my jacket.
Go near Julia. Here.
Not my jacket. Nardine amouk!
L am an American!
I'll give it to the Americans.
I am not a myth.
Even the Americans,
they won't bring you that.
Hold on. Two seconds.
1... 2...
3... 4...
5... 6...
... 7!
I don't know what's going
on, I see dwarfs everywhere.
Not garden gnomes. Real dwarfs.
They run and shout "Coco".
COCO! COCO!
I have the Seven Dwarfs.
COCO!
Steve Elbaz and the Seven Dwarfs.
There is all the delirium there.
Look at that one.
Are we there or not? YEAH!
Dwarf?
But dwarfs... Real dwarfs?
Not at all, darling.
I am not informed.
Not at all.
Forget it. I I have...
Hello?
Shit!
Send Agathe the top
bouquets of flowers...
... with a word, like...
"It will work out.
There is something more serious in life."
Okay, Mister Coco.
I wanted to tell you...
Chloe called.
Mr. Lançon, the poor...
... the one who sells the corks...
... he died this morning.
Shit! The poor. It pains me.
So, Mimo...
... send...
... to Mr. Lançon's
wife a beautiful crown...
... with writing: "Coco
and" Frizz Easy "...
"... unite with your pain."
Okay.
So, Coco?
Mr. The Prefect, one
day, you said to me:
... "If you need
anything, come see me."
Absolutely, Coco.
I need anything.
Ah. I'm listening to you.
On June 13, I invite you
to my son's bar mitzvah.
How nice.
Since it's a Sunday,
people work the next day...
... and will not be
able to stay until dawn.
Now, I'm going to explode them.
I want them to stay until dawn.
Yes.
What can I do?
I would sort of, if you can...
It would be...
"holiday" the next day.
To make... a holiday?
To make it a holiday, what.
It is a national commitment.
We could "holiday"
as the Paris region.
Ah yes, just...
If you do that...
...I pay!
I will see what I
can do for you.
"Gonna get over
you" (France Joli)
...-
Have you chosen, Ms. Bensoussan?
I take them all.
All?
All.
All?
All.
Thank you.
Thank your husband
for inviting us all...
... at the bar-mitsvah. All?
All.
All?
Yes. There is him...
... there is her,
there is him there.
I'm coming with my aunt.
There is my...
Madame Bensoussan?
All. They are all invited. All.
All...
Agathe?
Ah, Patricia!
What are you beautiful!
Oh damn! They are sublime.
Are you going to plead with that?
It's been 10 years
that I haven't argued.
What are you doing now?
I come every day to buy shoes.
It's okay?
I am completely accomplished.
And thank you for the invitation
to Samuel's bar mitzvah.
We will come with the whole family.
I look forward.
All.
Sweetheart?
I had crazy ideas!
For the arrival of guests
at the Stade de France...
... there is no
old-fashioned photographer.
A painter will
immortalize each guest.
A madness.
Then the video is not the
old-fashioned cameraman.
I install 4000 cameras...
... so that everyone has their
perception of the evening...
... depending on
how he lived it.
Gifts to guests.
Do you want sugared almonds?
No. Each guest will have
a Smart with Smarties...
... and we go to them...
Stop !!
What is it, darling?
What's the matter?
You want to know?
I'll tell you what's going on.
What's the matter? You'll see.
Here! I received
this with a note.
"Coco joins your pain."
This is what there is.
But that's nothing.
Mrs. Lançon, who
lost her husband...
... received a very small
bouquet with a word:
"It will be okay. There is something worse."
Oh fuck...
Here!
What did you do to me, Mimo?
Mimo...
And There you go!
Magnificent.
There is just one thing missing.
We should put...
... pockets for envelopes.
Which ones?
People's gifts.
Money...
... is going to be in envelopes.
Where is he going to put them?
You need 12 pockets.
The jacket should be widened.
Your turn. Thank you.
Come on! My turn.
At your request, your
costume is "flame retardant".
It means it doesn't burn.
OK.
Demonstration.
They shout
He coughs
- There, there. That's it.
Samuel...
... we will be at the top.
Samuel recites the Torah
Here!
He corrects his pronunciation
...-
Here....-
Here is the Torah.
...-
He imitates him
Calm down. Stop laughing.
Go ahead.
...-
Stop laughing!
If I waste my time,
I will let you down.
I'm sick of both of you, anyway.
Who are you?
The bar mitzvah
at 12 instead of 13.
I don't want customers like you.
It’s the Torah that counts!
Zerbib!
What?
Come see.
What's the matter?
I have a huge "folder" for you.
I found something crazy.
Show me.
Swear on the Torah not to say it.
I swear. Watch.
You swore.
If I lie, let my mother
die with the safe code.
* Gala music
The guests received this.
* At Samuel's bar mitzvah,
I'm going to have a blast.
* Sunday June 13, at
the Stade de France.
I'm going to have fun, nardine!
Rhythmic music See what I mean?
Send. Like that.
That's good, that's it.
The microphone in front of the mouth...
... and we clap our hands!
Steve Elbaz
Steve!
* Steve Elbaz
Steve!
* Welcome to paradise
II turned off
Come here, you.
Is this a joke?
What is the problem?
The problem, Steve Elbaz...
... is that Brandon's
bar mitzvah...
... it's also the 13th.
Did he do it on purpose?
I do not know.
Are you his cousin? Yes.
Listen to me, Steve.
My name is Bib.
Zerbib.
He fucks my bar-mitsVah...
... I fuck his bar-mitsVah
You understand?
Yes it is.
You have made progress.
Mum! Didn't he come, Dad?
He had to come.
It is not serious.
Mimo, when the
prefect arrives...
... disc n ° 2, song n ° 4.
Press here 2
times, then 4 times.
His song will
go, he will love it.
SWarovski. No.
Uh... Stravonsky.
Mum!
No. And your heart!
What, sweetheart?
Where are we?
How are you darling?
It's okay.
I want the top for tonight.
We play the "holiday"
the day after the party.
Stop stressing us out. Mum...
...What is that?
It's us.
What use is it that I hire
the greatest French chef...
... if you make
local specialties?
We ring
Good evening, sir.
Ah!
Coco. Monsieur the prefect.
Oriental music
Nice music.
...-
She pushes youyous
...-
Music stops
To your health, my love.
Dear Coco. Monsieur the prefect.
Excellent. Thank you.
"Château Coco?"
You hid it from us.
This is guts.
In the Caen fashion?
From when?
From when we lived in Morocco.
And there is bull's foot...
... and the brain.
Do you want something...
secular?
- Here's my son.
- Is that the son?
It will soon be his bar mitzvah.
Have you been attacked
by Franck Provost?
What? Are you going
to sleep like that?
Attention, Mr. The Prefect,
there are some under the hairstyle.
Counts up to 10 in Chinese.
- No. Leave it.
- You'll love it.
Go ahead.
It counts in Chinese
...-
That's all? Yes. 10.
Wait.
What college are you going to go to?
Harvard. Why?
To be on top.
And There you go!
Kiss your father.
Go to bed to be on top.
- What a beautiful house!
Thank you. Coco told me
about your sublime offices.
Yes.
7 months to redo everything.
7 months?
With the breasts or the face?
Violent cough
It's okay?
Stop, stop.
"It is not serious."
They didn't even have dessert!
They are important people.
You know what it is?
Important?
What is "important"?
Because they are prefects?
Is that important?
But all these people...
... when you have nothing
left, there will be no one.
I will be there.
I will be important to you.
My son...
... we won't need all that.
Thank God you did well.
But we don’t
always need to show.
To want more.
To want better than the others.
Your father, may
God have his soul...
... he would be proud
of your success...
... but not proud
of your attitude.
If you don't take
all this money...
... we would send you to wander.
She's right.
It is neither the place nor the time.
It will come later.
Turn that off.
No.
When you piss me off, I smoke.
I'm nervous, I smoke.
The door slams
...-
Be careful with Agathe, Coco.
You are at the limit line.
A woman, when she
explodes, it's without return.
The door slams
...-
Electric guitar air
...-
We will have seen it all.
...-
She put out
If your father sees
you, he kills you!
It's not possible.
A cigarette?
I never saw you smoke.
I am pissed.
"Angry"?
- Mum?
You smoke?
I am angry.
I never saw you smoke.
You've never pissed
me off so much.
Wow!
He laughs
Yeah!
He sings
...-
Coco!
I swam too much,
I have Manaudou.
I swam too much.
I have Manaudou. All the "dou".
What the hell is this?
After Samuel's
bar mitzvah, I die.
What?
Steve, no one else knows about it.
Swear on your father's grave...
My father is not dead.
Soon you will be able
to swear on my grave.
I saw the doctor.
I've got a heart problem.
I could die before
the bar mitzvah.
Stop being stupid! Must blow.
You need a rest weekend.
No. Yes.
A good week-end...
We're going to go to "Monac's".
Monaco.
In Week-end. Rest.
We come back relaxed,
zen, healed, tanned.
So let's go to Monac '.
But I ask you one thing.
We play it simple.
Simple.
"Love Boat" (Credits
for "The cruise has fun")
...-
Someone is singing loudly
...-
No. Let the piano! Steve, stop.
...-
Who is it
I dunno.
I can't take it anymore!
...-
Stop!
They're driving me crazy.
I don't decompress, I compress.
I like it a little. That i like?
There we are, there!
You are fine, not me.
Max. Yes, Coco.
Go get me Steve. It's okay?
Go get Steve.
Nothing serious? No.
Stevo!
What? Coco wants to talk to you.
What's the matter? I dunno.
Sit down. The?
Where do you want to sit?
Here.
It's nice, but I already have some.
Steve...
... they are those of
Samuel's bar mitzvah.
Now you take care of
the organization of the WB.
Telephone ringtones
Shampoo!
Coco, thank you.
Coco...
...you trust me?
I will not disappoint you.
On my mother's head,
I'm going to have fun.
You are not going to have fun.
You are going to explode us.
Yeah, okay.
Baba!
The 5th...
- 5 red.
The 5th!
Cheers
- unbelievable!
Shampoo tour!
Sir, the suit of 5. 784000.
Thank you, sir,
for the employees.
Stop it, Coco. It's too much.
They worked. Leash.
- Employees, thank you.
It's okay.
- Staff, thank you. Okay okay.
Make yourself a kiffe. Stopped.
I do not care. Stop it, Coco!
- Place your bets.
The 13, the day of Sam's BM.
God willing.
What are you doing here
The same as you, only better.
Why the 13?
Because it's my
son's bar mitzvah day.
Listen to me, Zerbib.
No, let it go.
If I were you, I would
change the date.
You will pass for an intern.
Me?
Guess who sings for Brandon.
Who?
The Gipsy Kings.
Complete Idiot!
Madonna is dying
to sing for Sam.
Do you know who is
making the BM film?
Who? Tell me who.
Steven Spielberg.
Steven Spielberg?
He won't understand anything.
He is an Ashkenazi.
My birthday, it will last 20 hours
and my wife will wear 20 dresses.
My birthday, it will last 2 days.
I had a "holiday" the next day.
My wife will
collect the shoes...
... and her dress will
cost your annual salary.
Coco, if we were in the 17th century...
... I fuck you your race in a duel.
If we were in the 17th century,
I would phone Louis 14...
... and you're fucked
all over the kingdom.
Coco, your son is not 13 years old.
My son, he is the
age that I decide.
You paid. You have sorrel.
You also have...
... Zerbib...
... but you have no heart.
Perhaps.
But mine, it works.
...-
Good evening, sir.
Julia?
Chandra!
Chandra. Yes sir.
Where is Agathe?
L don't know, sir.
Where is Julia?
L don't know, sir.
Where is Samuel?
L don't know, sir.
Where is Brian?
Brian is in the kitchen.
Agathe, it's me.
This is the 17th
message I leave with you.
I understand nothing at all.
There's no one at home.
It is 11 p.m.
I am alone like a
dog, with the dog.
A dog moans
Call me.
If you don't call me in 5 minutes...
... I trigger the Black
Falcon, Sparrowhawk plan...
... surrounding the
territory, helicopters...
... GIGN, aerospace,
consumer alert... I don't care.
Call me right away.
Mimo.
Yes?
Agathe knows about this weekend?
Anyway, I didn't
say anything, but...
But what? I believe...
... that Zerbib swung everything.
What?
Monaco.
Monac '.
The phone is ringing
...-
Stopped. Granny
said we should wait.
...-
No!
You're sick. Must answer.
Hello?
Sweetheart! My girl. You are the!
I was scared, my heart.
Very scared.
It's dad.
Listen.
Hello, dad.
*How are you darling?
It's beautiful at grandma's.
*Yes.
Are you in the living room?
Yes.
Go to the window.
* You will see the Eiffel Tower.
How do you find?
* It's beautiful, huh?
* She is beautiful, huh?
* Granny, where is she?
Uh, granny...
She is in the Eiffel Tower.
Granny, in the Eiffel Tower?
*Yes.
Is Sam there? *Yes.
And mom?
Uh... mom...
I dunno.
Do you want a cupcake? No.
And you my dear? No.
You, I don't suggest you.
Alarm
Open up! ...-
Mum!
...-
Samuel! Julia!
Agathe, my daughter...
... send him a little
message or a little "M & M's".
SMS, granny.
As you wish.
Do not worry.
Everything is fine.
It is not serious.
Rest. You need it.
A "corononopathy"
is not nothing.
A what?
A corono...
Rest, you. You say anything.
Squeal
...-
Agathe?
Lt is Mr. Steve. Who?
Mr. Steeve, sir.
Hello, Mr. Steeve.
Are you okay, Chandra?
It's okay? In the top. I swear.
So?
I have bad news.
Spielberg is sick and
sends his assistant.
What else? Go ahead!
The Queen's carriage, uh...
I don't care about the coach!
We lost her, the queen.
He's sick.
Calm down. I have a good new.
Ah, mazel tov! What's this?
Zerbib.
He pushed back Brandon's BM.
I do not care.
A car arrives
Where were you?
I did like you.
I decompressed in Weekend.
I'm coming to get my things.
And you, Monaco, was it good?
Where were you? I was invited.
Or? At the whore's salon?
Complete Idiot!
Agathe, excuse me.
I'm on the street.
You have disappeared,
the BM is in 5 days.
It will be without me!
Samuel will do it in 6 months.
6 months? Everything is ready, finally!
Yes. All. Except him.
And well done for your lies.
It's great to have invented
a disease in your mother.
But no, damn.
Honey, listen to me, please.
I need to talk to you. Stopped!
Turn around, my love.
Okay. Turn back!
Honey, it's too hard.
I can't live without you.
I'm not breathing.
I can not.
I can't move
forward, I can't sleep.
You have to help me.
Speak, darling. Say something.
Agathe, Agathe!
You spoke to me too badly.
I don't recognize you anymore, Coco.
I need simple things...
... of real things.
I knew you to be sensitive and kind.
You think too much about yourself...
... and at this party.
Pink person tell you nothing...
... because of the money
you spread everywhere.
You forgot me.
I haven't forgotten you.
Yes.
Months...
... without increase.
Mimo.
It's a game there. Staged.
Sorry. You know, Coco...
Hold on.
I get back into sadness.
I'll give you a chance,
but don't disappoint me.
Sweetheart...
... if you leave me this chance...
... I will not disappoint you.
I love you...
... and I can't live without you.
Do you remember our 1st restaurant?
It was here.
It hasn't changed here.
Good evening.
Agathe.
Where are you going?
I'm going to walk,
I'm going to think.
From 11 p.m., we think
more about Belleville.
Everything I ask you...
... is to come to
the bar mitzvah.
Do it for Samuel.
I will see.
...-
We are beautiful there.
Beautiful kids.
You may not be an American...
... but luckily you are there.
Yeah, here I am.
Come on, cry.
Cry, cry.
Slowly. Cry gently.
...-
- What a lord!
You're okay?
You are beautiful.
Yeah, Coco!
We take the photo.
Come take the picture.
Camera clicks
...-
"Feel like making
love" (Lumidee)
...-
You're sublime.
Fortunately you are there.
Samuel, where is he?
He's with you.
But no. Yes, he is with you.
He's not here, I haven't seen him.
He left to join you.
- COCO, COCO!
Where is he going?
Mr. Coco!
...-
Samuel!
Sat!
Samuel!
Samuel.
...-
I don't want to go.
But Samuel, are
you sick or what?
4000 people are waiting for you.
It is the greatest gift of your life.
Come on! Samuel.
Advanced!
He honks ahead!
Tire squealing
I don't want to go there anymore.
Horns
I do not want anymore.
Samuel, tonight
is your bar mitzvah.
There is only one
that I want to please.
Only one that I want to burst.
It's you, darling.
Tell me what you want, we do it.
Tonight I...
I want to make you happy.
Tell me where you want
to go and we're going.
You will not want.
Why?
Because you never wanted to.
...-
I go? Yeah.
"Tamally Maak" (Amr Diab)
...-
Samuel, do you want
dad to buy you an ice rink?
Subtitling: Vdm
Beyond the exemplary citizen...
... beyond the man of heart...
... I would like to salute
the genius of business,
... but above all...
... the one who has
succeeded best in marriage...
... creativity and finance.
Part of the observation that between...
... still and sparkling water...
... there was nothing...
... he invented wriggling water.
Today...
... this man from elsewhere...
... promotes French know-how...
...in the whole world.
Mr. Simon Bensoussan
says "Coco"...
... on behalf of the
President of the Republic...
... and by virtue
of my powers...
... I promote you to be an
officer of the Legion of Honor.
Applause
"La Marseillaise"
...-
You broke me.
Please! Get away.
Mermaid
Movie musical theme
...-
Dad!
Ah, ah! My darling.
Your snowflake is beautiful.
Thank you my love.
I'm coming, darling.
Stop it, dad.
My love...
Wait for me, I'm coming.
Steve, are you crazy?
The gratin will arrive.
What are you doing?
I...
You may be my cousin,
but I want the top.
Coco, we're doing a
champagne waterfall.
You pour shampoo...
... it goes down. You drink, you
don't drink. You do what you want.
OK, but hurry.
I love you.
You are beautiful. It is true?
Doesn't she make me fat?
A little.
Don't tell me that! I'm joking.
You're sublime.
I play it bow tie or tie?
Tonight, play it sober.
Sober. Yes.
Sober.
Cheers
Well done, you're the best!
...-
You're the strongest!
Cheers
Coco, tonight, he'll...
...TO BURST!
Monsieur the prefect.
Congratulations.
What party!
It's her.
Behind a tall man,
there is always a woman.
Thank you.
Monsieur the prefect.
Madame the prefecture.
It's my mother.
Minister, where are you going?
I did not want to
bother you. Well done.
Thank you. I present to
you my parents-in-law.
They will love it.
Mr. And Mrs. Colfontaine...
... here...
Christine Falanpin...
...budget minister.
My respects.
Very successful evening.
Thank you so much.
This one is my son.
He knows how to receive.
I'll be waiting for you in 6
months, at the little boy's mitzvah.
The what?
It is the equivalent of
our solemn communion.
That's it?
And the equivalent...
... from the day when I
burst you like nobody.
My sister, Brigitte.
Brigitte...
Brigitte, my sister.
She is always...
There he is, my bastard!
Kiss your aunt Mercedes.
You forgot about me?
You are showing of?
You had the "region of honor".
What do you have? Are you stuck?
I saw you, you
had a cock like that.
I hope...
... that she grew up.
I leave you with your family.
He's laughing
Coco, are you happy? Very happy.
The waiters, the decor,
the atmosphere, the buffet...
The waterfall. Very good.
What did they tell you, people?
They are happy!
Come on, Coco. No.
You're going to put a
Chivas "on the rocks"...
... without ice. Yeah.
And you're going to bring me
a microphone for my speech.
I may even dance.
You understood? Yes.
Kiss.
Samuel?
Samuel!
Wow!
Oh dear...
Did your father win everything?
No, he bought them.
Today's too?
No. This is a real one.
It's an editing? No.
He built a synagogue there.
No rabbi wants to go there.
Come on.
Do you want to see the pigsty?
Do you have a pigsty?
Wow!
*I would like...
*... tell you that...
*... in a few months will take place...
*... the little boy's mitzvah.
* Samuel will soon be 13 years old.
* For this bar-mitsvah, I
am organizing an event...
*... family, of
course, but national.
* At my party, I'm
going to pop everyone.
*Everyone come.
* Your friends, your families...
*... your friends, your enemies.
People on the street.
* I want to
celebrate this event.
Let's celebrate this event!
DJ!
"Celebration" (Kool & The Gang)
...-
Come on!
Screams
Coco! What's wrong with my son?
Okay okay.
It's okay!
...-
Sleep, my darling.
My princess.
Come come.
You had a nightmare.
Come see dad. Come my love.
Come on, honey.
Come, sweetheart.
That's it, I'm here, honey.
I'm here.
What are you doing?
She was crying.
I take care of her.
Do you smoke to get on my nerves?
I smoke because I am nervous.
It annoys me.
Smoke, it'll calm you down.
What's the matter?
Did you say that to impress them?
What? "Come all.
Parents, friends.
"We will be thousands.
We will love it."
I'm announcing my son's
bar mitzvah. Do not be mad.
From our son.
For our son, I want the top.
I saw an intimate
family celebration.
You are right.
Let's go to McDonalds. It'll be super.
Let's ask him...
...his opinion.
We should also...
... ask him on his first name.
Or to his circumcision.
"Shall we cut you off?"
What is this mentality...
... of Jean-Jacques?
Stop with that.
This system does
not suit me at all.
You bring me to D2
or my life is a final.
Listen to me carefully.
I have only one son, one life.
Thank God I can afford it.
I want an unforgettable BM.
Say "bar-mitsvah",
like everyone else.
I am not "everyone".
...-
HELLO SIR.
Sir.
* "Frizz Easy", a
quivering water.
* "Frizz Easy" is water.
* "Frizz Easy", by Coco.
* You have arrived at the top.
Are you okay, Chloe? Well sir.
Gentlemen.
Mr. Coco, I can... After.
After.
After. Hello.
Maxou, is everything going well?
2 minutes. I have a dingo day.
It's for the new
bottle for women.
"Frétille Woman."
I did not understand.
A walking girl:
"Frétille Woman."
II hums the air
of "Pretty Woman"
Listen to the new slogan.
"Wet Water."
"Wet", wet. "Water", water.
So what? It's wet water.
Rather do "Water water".
"Water water."
It's good. Note. It's a concept.
Water called Water
makes "Waterloo".
This is creation.
It's not my job.
Listen to me. Go ahead, send.
For the woman's water bottle.
"Lady command."
"Lady command." Ah!
You're a vicious one.
It says "The Ten Commandments".
You're a killer. It's huge!
At work, Baba!
Its good? Thank you.
It's validated, it's validated!
Good morning, sir. Good morning.
- Everything is ready
for the board of directors.
So?
At 12 p.m., validation...
... from the "Maxi Family".
Thanks.
Lunch with your mother.
Chloé, I have lunch
every day at my mother's.
Good. Presentation of the
literary prize at 3 p.m. at the Lutétia.
Easy Training with Marketing.
Julia's dance class, then
dinner with the Chinese...
... at the Moulin Rouge.
Steve is OK for the spa.
Drilling is a concern.
What, "pose concern"?
Zerbib Water made an
offer which was accepted.
All my life, he'll
piss me off, or what?
Alarm
Yes? She is your sister.
No!
There, my Coquito!
I did what you love.
Tomato eggs with darling.
Its good? Top.
I love that.
Tell me...
Who's going to make you
eat Samuel's bar mitzvah?
I hired the greatest chefs...
... of each specialty
of each country.
If you want, I can help you.
Do you want to cook
for 4000 people?
4000? It's too much, darling.
Don't start with:
"It's too much."
The apartment I bought
you: "It's too much".
It's too big for me.
I can't get used to it here.
In the 19th, I had my
neighbors, the Zamzem.
I miss them.
I can buy the adjoining
apartment from them.
You're kidding?
No.
They didn't wait for you.
Their son is a billionaire...
...in the USA.
Ah yes?
Take your time, darling.
Before, I had the
time, but not the money.
Now I have the
money, but not the time.
Your cousin Steve called.
I don't know why.
I see him tonight, he's at the spa.
He dare not?
He's at the spa.
He dare not?
He's at the spa.
Why? Why what?
He dares not?
In order to relax.
When we don't pink, do we rest?
He's at the spa.
It's not "he doesn't dare".
He's at the spa. At the spa.
"Spa?"
It is not serious.
Daumergue!
You are fine?
It's okay? Any news for Monet?
The rating is excellent.
"Monet."
What a kiffe, this name!
This "Monet" is nice,
what does he do?
That's wonderful.
What's this? A dead nature.
Dead? Yes, dead.
How much did you pay for this?
600,000.
600,000 euros?
Yes, euros.
For a pear and a banana?
Yes.
Tell me...
... luckily he didn't
paint a fruit salad.
It's okay?
Mazel tov. It's nothing.
The Legion of Honour! So what?
It's the minimum!
Give me a little "nanah".
I'm like an egg.
If I organize Coco's
son's bar mitzvah...
... I'm going to have fun.
I'm going to tear myself apart.
But I dare not ask him.
I dare not.
Dare you? I dare not.
Why don't you dare?
I don't know, I don't dare.
I'm afraid he'll piss me off.
Forget that you are his cousin.
Be pro.
Offer him something never seen before.
Get high 35 hours a day.
Come on!
I am trying to talk to you.
Hi, lsaac.
It's okay? You're okay?
Do you have 2 earrings?
There and there.
Guys, look who's there.
It's Zerbib.
He's going to go
into cardiac arrest.
Let him do it.
I don't give a damn.
He comes.
- Zerbib, the most beautiful!
Even my nephew dresses better.
Max, in the "cart"...
... neither the clothes nor the family.
Nothing remains.
Are you okay, little chalala?
Coco!
Honestly, I am very happy.
Mazel tov!
And all this alone?
Without help?
What do you want?
That i thank you
You helped me, I took off.
Do you have the balls?
They should have
given it to you, the medal.
It's because you burst them.
You like to explode the world!
Is that your life?
It's you I'm going to explode.
Stopped!
I'm fine, I'm leaving.
Zerbib, it's good.
You got us drunk.
It's okay. Stop. Go ahead.
Go run. Warning.
I'm fine, I'm going to break.
Stopped.
Can't you see he's looking for you?
Are you preparing
madness for bar mitzvah?
What madness?
The day of glory has come.
- Coco, give me a chance.
Let me organize the bar mitzvah.
This is the thousandth
of what I can do to you.
What do I add to that?
Floral decoration, lookalikes.
I have doppelganger lookalikes.
I have Johnny, Madonna,
Justin Timberlake.
The keum comes from Strasbourg.
A nutjob.
I can even have your double.
I'm putting you in a movie.
I encrust you, Samuel and you.
From Niro, he says: "Mazel tov!"
It gets very big.
I no longer control the size.
Here, look. This morning, again.
Boris Marciano asked me
Snow White and the seven dwarfs.
I brought them back to him.
Here is the order form.
The 7 dwarfs?
You do not believe me?
No. I swear it is true.
I called the association
of the dwarfs of France.
Stop, stop.
Did you take me
for a Jean-Jacques?
Not at all, Coco.
You don't measure the
magnitude of the thing.
- I know.
It is the event of my
life and of the country.
So put me on the spot.
You're too small.
You're too small.
You can not.
Sorry, you're too small.
Coco, wait. Coco!
What does "too small" mean?
I need someone to match me.
I see only one
thing: The Americans.
Coco!
The American!
A slam door
l'm American or not? YEAH!
So?
* Let us leave the wings of the Mill
* Protect us until the morning
* Make way for sleepless nights
* It's magical
They speak Chinese
* It's magical
...-
He's going to arrive....-
*Loves
...-
* And every night
* Paris jewelry
* Well, it's Paris
* Let us leave the wings of the Mill
* Protect us until the morning
* Make way for sleepless
nights Look closely
* It's magical
Applause
...-
What did he say?
"It's great, Mr. Coco."
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
In Chinese
Thanks for coming....-
Welcome to Paris....-
I am delighted to collaborate with him.
...-
I hope that we will exchange
in brotherhood, friendship...
... and the best of
Chinese business.
She hesitates Repeat, excuse me.
Tell him that......-
...-
I did not understand,
but he is happy.
...-
You broke them.
Ah!
Did they like it or not?...-
We liked it.
We liked it!
We liked it.
WE'VE KIFFE!
...-
Evelyne!
Cheers
Evelyne, my darling!
I missed you.
I missed you a lot too.
Did you run away from home?
No. I'll tell you.
You know, over there...
... I'm not getting used to it.
It's difficult.
It's difficult?
My poor! 800 m2. Yes.
Eiffel Tower. Yes.
16th arrondissement.
The Seine... The light...
And are you not happy?
Poor honey.
What if Coco phones you?
I set up call transfer.
"Call forwarding?"
Call forwarding.
I'll explain it to you, my daughter.
If he calls there, the
call, from the 16th...
... it bounces
here and it lands.
The phone is ringing
It's Coco. It's certain.
He's looking for you everywhere.
You don't answer? Hold on.
You know, time to get there...
It's long, 800 m2.
...-
It's very long.
Do you see how big it is?
Huh?
Who is the most beautiful?
It's daddy!
Who is the nicest?
It's daddy!
Who is it who can lift cars?
It's dad.
Who are you going to marry?
With Dad. AIE Aie Aie!
Wait for her to
bring a boy friend.
As long as he's
not a "goy-friend".
You knew me not Jewish.
Nothing to see.
Why?
You're the woman of my
life, the mother of my children.
My friend, my mistress,
my GPS, my compass.
Tell me...
... what is this hair?
Can't you do something?
Leave him. Do not do it again.
And the bar mitzvah?
We will keep the
kippah on the gel.
And this outfit...
... from Star Trek, there?
He has figure skating.
"Skating."
LeaVe him alone.
It's his passion. He's talented.
L don't know the thing...
... you see in "skating".
There is so many sports.
He fly on the ice? Yes!
Lt is the life of the children?
To fly on the ice?
- What is the problem?
The "figure skating"
is not something...
Something what? Lt's not...
- Leave me! It is my brother!
Coco!
I want to see my
brother, I tell you!
Coco!
Dolce! Gabbana!
You don't take me on the phone.
Stopped.
I hear you're on the
go with the Chinese?
Take this. A chicken leg.
Take it or it brings bad luck.
Brigitte, I have a crazy day.
What do you want?
I did it for Dad's
death anniversary.
That night he said to me,
"Show this to your brother."
You'll see.
He looks more and more like you.
Stop it, Brigitte.
Gabbana! Dolce! Children, come.
...-
Chloe... Chloe!
Hurry up, Mimo!
Ouch!
I'm going to go
to the other side.
It's stuck.
Leash! I do not need.
I do not need!
Ouch!
Quick quick!
It's okay? Yes.
Cardio!
Oh dear...
You have a coronary lesion.
Your coronary
arteries are narrowed.
This coronary artery disease
requires a triple bypass.
You have to act quickly
to avoid the heart attack.
We take, in the rib cage...
... a mammary artery.
"Breast?"
Yes.
What does this have to do with my mother?
It is an artery.
An artery located
behind the rib cage...
... which I will saw.
These arteries have the advantage
of withstanding the pressure.
You have to operate quickly.
And the bar mitzvah?
Advance your "bardiza".
Bar mitzvah.
"Bardiza."
Bar mitzvah. Do it in 8 days.
You might as well organize
the parade on July 14 tomorrow!
No!
If you transplant a heart to
me, I want the best of hearts.
I don't want a can,
like I get like this.
Can'te Vitale?
Can'te Vitale Gold.
I will prescribe you...
...a drug.
A pschit to relieve you.
No. "Pschit", not "kkk".
It will relieve you
in case of pain.
Think about it, but we
operate in a month max.
Until then, no
excess, no alcohol...
... no parties.
Lots of calm and rest.
Tell your loved ones.
Okay.
Mimo...
... you tell no one that
I have a month to live.
I count on you. Of course.
If I leave... May God preserve.
... I want a funeral of madness.
The top funeral.
French flag on coffin,
cannon shot, rifle shot.
I don't want Miss
France's crown.
You want Princess Lady Di.
What?
Sweetheart?
Darling agathe.
We need to advance
the bar mitzvah.
We must advance the date.
What?
You have to do it in a month.
Why?
It's my mother.
What, "my mother"?
She had an artery... my mother.
Huh?
She has a... "corotopathy".
If we don't operate it,
an artery will... burst.
It must be operated in a month.
No cold cuts or alcohol.
Lots of rest and...
warn your loved ones.
It's okay?
I'm sorry, darling.
Sweetheart. Yes.
Swear I won't tell my mom.
I swear on my mother's castle.
For Samu, how are
we going to do it?
In law, it's 13 years and 1 day.
Do not worry. I will see...
... the biggest rabbi in France.
He is not 13 years old, Samu.
Honey, stop saying "Samu".
It frightens me.
It.
What war do we win with that?
THE WAR OF THE ATMOSPHERE.
What's next?
Christophe.
"Hip hip hip!"
"HURRAY!"
Doesn't it work?
Well yeah.
Then...
... "Atchic atchic atchic..."
3 times, not 2.
At home, that's it.
It's 3 times. "Atchic atchic!"
They are waiting for the 3rd.
Give them the fucking 3rd!
Otherwise they say, "Ouch ouch."
"Atchic atchic atchic."
"AIE Aie Aie."
"AIE Aie Aie!"
The atmosphere is coming.
The last thing.
"He really is..."
What the fuck is he?
"Great." No! "Phenomenal."
You see? Here.
He is Aznavour.
He is really great
No!
II really is, it really is...
You too are there.
You go on stage
to stamp your feet.
In the newspaper... From whom?
By Claire Chazal
Pas de Roselmack.
It's you. You made humor.
Do you want to liven
it up, Coco's party?
Chloe?
Find me the number urgently...
... from the largest
American event specialist.
"AWARDS", "Globes",
"Oscars", presidents' birthdays.
American madness.
Book it for the bar mitzvah.
Mimo, why are you
riding like a Jean-Jacques?
Advanced. Move!
There are flashes, Mr. Coco.
Mouse!
I don't understand there.
I'll explain.
We're waiting for
the Chief Rabbi.
He will give us the
result of the deliberation.
We will be fixed. Yes or no.
And it will be over.
Gentlemen, Chief Rabbi.
- Mr. Bensoussan?
Come here.
Mr. Bensoussan...
... the rabbinical court...
... cannot grant you that.
You are asking for
a too large sprain...
... to the major rule of Judaism.
I cannot authorize you to make
bar-mitzvahs for your son...
... 6 months before his 13th birthday.
You're not going to do this to me.
I lost my father the
day of my bar mitzvah.
I want to see my son become...
...a man.
If you grant me
this exemption...
... I put you on
top of the rabbis.
I... I pay what to pay.
The amount you want.
All of you, I'm passing you...
... chief rabbis.
I am upgrading you.
Up.
Please.
No!
Calm down.
What's the matter?
Chloe just called me.
She told me that...
The Americans...
What?
They are in the United States.
Mimo, spit it out.
Bob Walker, the
top of the event...
... he said no.
Him too?
American or not, I don't care.
I'll do it all by myself.
I dive, I put on the
jersey afterwards.
What is happening to him?
Horns
Why did I call on you?
Because you are number 1.
The best of each area to
organize the bar mitzvah.
Party place?
The France's stadium.
4000 guests relaxing.
6:55 p.m .:
... arrival of guests...
... on a strumming
by Elton John.
People see it when
they enter, they like it.
7:10 p.m .:
... canonization of my son.
Propulsion in the air of my son.
A system put in place
by our friends in society...
... High Fly Dance.
My son has to fly.
I don't want to know how...
... or how much.
I just want him to fly.
Let’s say:
... "He's crazy, Coco.
His son is flying."
Safe, of course.
7:16 p.m .:
... arrival of my daughter Julia.
The moment of emotion.
The tears. "She's cute."
It's okay!
7:20 p.m .: Arrival
of my wife, Agathe...
... in the carriage of
the Queen of England.
At 8 p.m. sharp...
... in prime time, in
exceptional times...
... the apotheosis, the moment
that all of France awaits...
My arrival in front
of the stadium.
What is it? The Red Sea.
The Red Sea!
What does the Red Sea do
when it sees a personality?
It divides. Here. It divides.
Dedication to Moses.
To open the ball...
... an overview of the Stade de France...
... by the Patrouille de France...
... which, after a festival
of loopings, farandoles...
... arabesques... In short!
I just want them
in the sky to write...
... in blue, white,
red: "Mazel tov"!
Good!
Do we agree or not?
Are there questions,
doubts, anxieties?
"What's going on?"
Yes, my commander.
The weather is a concern.
Why?
If it's raining, we're chocolate.
"Chocolate?"
Hubbub
Ah yes, chocolate?
What's this?
There will be no chocolate!
It won't rain.
It will not rain that night.
Or we have relationships.
Or we don't have it.
At work.
At work!
"Bar-mitsvah in
joy" (Les Chevatim)
...-
Samuel's skating is Sunday.
Shit! I will be in Los Angeles.
- Your plane takes off after
your dinner with the prefect.
How is the little boy's
propulsion going?
Your son will be propelled
from there to there.
He's going to bump into it.
We will limit the risks.
Take it off. On the model?
No. Over there.
At the Stade de France.
Coco! 2 minutes. Yeah.
We received the kippas. Quickly!
Wait 2 minutes.
We worked all night.
It's huge. Show me.
The disco kippah.
Imagine that on the
heads of your guests.
They dance. Half a faceted ball.
It's huge!
It's not over.
The Africa kippah.
Siman tov! Mazel tov!
Mazel tov!
Siman tov!
Hold on.
The "kipparis".
There is the Eiffel Tower.
The kippah.
Paris. The "kipparis".
Ah, yeah... It's not bad.
Coco, I beg you. 2 minutes.
This one is unique.
On my mother’s head, Coco.
Carnival, feathers, Brasil.
"Kippacabana!"
On my mother's
head, you're a killer.
You make me 4000 like that.
4000.
Wait, it's not over.
I need something else.
(Quebec accent) Yes.
In computer science. Okay.
You have to be a genius.
I am here for this.
Placing people at the
table is always a problem.
"This one, I don't like it."
"He owes me money..."
I want the evening to go well.
I want you to invent
software for me...
... where, depending on
the name of the guests...
... he places them so that
it happens in relaxation.
It's playable, but...
... I need information
on the 4000 guests.
Yeah. But that for tomorrow...
What? I'm fast, but still.
Hey! Come here.
How much for tomorrow?
How much?
OK. I get to work.
Go to work! Go ahead.
Honey, you need to sleep.
Goodnight My Love.
Tell me the story where
Mimo saved your life.
I've told you so many
times already, honey.
Please!
Well.
The story of Mimo
who saved my life.
It was happening in Morocco...
... on a beach
called Les Sablettes.
Dad was fishing for crabs.
You know, like we do in Deauville.
It was low tide...
... but the sea has risen.
I said, "I'm going to drown!"
A little boy saw me struggling.
"Help! I'm going to drown!"
He took me on the back, he swam.
He saved my life.
He had no family.
Grandpa said, "We're
going to adopt him."
From Mauritius, it became Mimo.
Is that why you never scold him?
Papi Makhlouf, before
dying, he said to me:
... "Mimo, it's like family.
"You never abandon it."
And your daddy
has only one word.
Dad, can you buy me a dog?
No. I buy what you
want, except a dog.
Please.
Come on, Bobby!
Why did you call him Bobby?
Because dad told
me that in Morocco...
... all the dogs
were called Bobby.
It is true. Come here, Bobby!
Put yourself there. Here, Bobby.
Not on me. Come here.
Bobby, no. Not my jacket.
Go near Julia. Here.
Not my jacket. Nardine amouk!
L am an American!
I'll give it to the Americans.
I am not a myth.
Even the Americans,
they won't bring you that.
Hold on. Two seconds.
1... 2...
3... 4...
5... 6...
... 7!
I don't know what's going
on, I see dwarfs everywhere.
Not garden gnomes. Real dwarfs.
They run and shout "Coco".
COCO! COCO!
I have the Seven Dwarfs.
COCO!
Steve Elbaz and the Seven Dwarfs.
There is all the delirium there.
Look at that one.
Are we there or not? YEAH!
Dwarf?
But dwarfs... Real dwarfs?
Not at all, darling.
I am not informed.
Not at all.
Forget it. I I have...
Hello?
Shit!
Send Agathe the top
bouquets of flowers...
... with a word, like...
"It will work out.
There is something more serious in life."
Okay, Mister Coco.
I wanted to tell you...
Chloe called.
Mr. Lançon, the poor...
... the one who sells the corks...
... he died this morning.
Shit! The poor. It pains me.
So, Mimo...
... send...
... to Mr. Lançon's
wife a beautiful crown...
... with writing: "Coco
and" Frizz Easy "...
"... unite with your pain."
Okay.
So, Coco?
Mr. The Prefect, one
day, you said to me:
... "If you need
anything, come see me."
Absolutely, Coco.
I need anything.
Ah. I'm listening to you.
On June 13, I invite you
to my son's bar mitzvah.
How nice.
Since it's a Sunday,
people work the next day...
... and will not be
able to stay until dawn.
Now, I'm going to explode them.
I want them to stay until dawn.
Yes.
What can I do?
I would sort of, if you can...
It would be...
"holiday" the next day.
To make... a holiday?
To make it a holiday, what.
It is a national commitment.
We could "holiday"
as the Paris region.
Ah yes, just...
If you do that...
...I pay!
I will see what I
can do for you.
"Gonna get over
you" (France Joli)
...-
Have you chosen, Ms. Bensoussan?
I take them all.
All?
All.
All?
All.
Thank you.
Thank your husband
for inviting us all...
... at the bar-mitsvah. All?
All.
All?
Yes. There is him...
... there is her,
there is him there.
I'm coming with my aunt.
There is my...
Madame Bensoussan?
All. They are all invited. All.
All...
Agathe?
Ah, Patricia!
What are you beautiful!
Oh damn! They are sublime.
Are you going to plead with that?
It's been 10 years
that I haven't argued.
What are you doing now?
I come every day to buy shoes.
It's okay?
I am completely accomplished.
And thank you for the invitation
to Samuel's bar mitzvah.
We will come with the whole family.
I look forward.
All.
Sweetheart?
I had crazy ideas!
For the arrival of guests
at the Stade de France...
... there is no
old-fashioned photographer.
A painter will
immortalize each guest.
A madness.
Then the video is not the
old-fashioned cameraman.
I install 4000 cameras...
... so that everyone has their
perception of the evening...
... depending on
how he lived it.
Gifts to guests.
Do you want sugared almonds?
No. Each guest will have
a Smart with Smarties...
... and we go to them...
Stop !!
What is it, darling?
What's the matter?
You want to know?
I'll tell you what's going on.
What's the matter? You'll see.
Here! I received
this with a note.
"Coco joins your pain."
This is what there is.
But that's nothing.
Mrs. Lançon, who
lost her husband...
... received a very small
bouquet with a word:
"It will be okay. There is something worse."
Oh fuck...
Here!
What did you do to me, Mimo?
Mimo...
And There you go!
Magnificent.
There is just one thing missing.
We should put...
... pockets for envelopes.
Which ones?
People's gifts.
Money...
... is going to be in envelopes.
Where is he going to put them?
You need 12 pockets.
The jacket should be widened.
Your turn. Thank you.
Come on! My turn.
At your request, your
costume is "flame retardant".
It means it doesn't burn.
OK.
Demonstration.
They shout
He coughs
- There, there. That's it.
Samuel...
... we will be at the top.
Samuel recites the Torah
Here!
He corrects his pronunciation
...-
Here....-
Here is the Torah.
...-
He imitates him
Calm down. Stop laughing.
Go ahead.
...-
Stop laughing!
If I waste my time,
I will let you down.
I'm sick of both of you, anyway.
Who are you?
The bar mitzvah
at 12 instead of 13.
I don't want customers like you.
It’s the Torah that counts!
Zerbib!
What?
Come see.
What's the matter?
I have a huge "folder" for you.
I found something crazy.
Show me.
Swear on the Torah not to say it.
I swear. Watch.
You swore.
If I lie, let my mother
die with the safe code.
* Gala music
The guests received this.
* At Samuel's bar mitzvah,
I'm going to have a blast.
* Sunday June 13, at
the Stade de France.
I'm going to have fun, nardine!
Rhythmic music See what I mean?
Send. Like that.
That's good, that's it.
The microphone in front of the mouth...
... and we clap our hands!
Steve Elbaz
Steve!
* Steve Elbaz
Steve!
* Welcome to paradise
II turned off
Come here, you.
Is this a joke?
What is the problem?
The problem, Steve Elbaz...
... is that Brandon's
bar mitzvah...
... it's also the 13th.
Did he do it on purpose?
I do not know.
Are you his cousin? Yes.
Listen to me, Steve.
My name is Bib.
Zerbib.
He fucks my bar-mitsVah...
... I fuck his bar-mitsVah
You understand?
Yes it is.
You have made progress.
Mum! Didn't he come, Dad?
He had to come.
It is not serious.
Mimo, when the
prefect arrives...
... disc n ° 2, song n ° 4.
Press here 2
times, then 4 times.
His song will
go, he will love it.
SWarovski. No.
Uh... Stravonsky.
Mum!
No. And your heart!
What, sweetheart?
Where are we?
How are you darling?
It's okay.
I want the top for tonight.
We play the "holiday"
the day after the party.
Stop stressing us out. Mum...
...What is that?
It's us.
What use is it that I hire
the greatest French chef...
... if you make
local specialties?
We ring
Good evening, sir.
Ah!
Coco. Monsieur the prefect.
Oriental music
Nice music.
...-
She pushes youyous
...-
Music stops
To your health, my love.
Dear Coco. Monsieur the prefect.
Excellent. Thank you.
"Château Coco?"
You hid it from us.
This is guts.
In the Caen fashion?
From when?
From when we lived in Morocco.
And there is bull's foot...
... and the brain.
Do you want something...
secular?
- Here's my son.
- Is that the son?
It will soon be his bar mitzvah.
Have you been attacked
by Franck Provost?
What? Are you going
to sleep like that?
Attention, Mr. The Prefect,
there are some under the hairstyle.
Counts up to 10 in Chinese.
- No. Leave it.
- You'll love it.
Go ahead.
It counts in Chinese
...-
That's all? Yes. 10.
Wait.
What college are you going to go to?
Harvard. Why?
To be on top.
And There you go!
Kiss your father.
Go to bed to be on top.
- What a beautiful house!
Thank you. Coco told me
about your sublime offices.
Yes.
7 months to redo everything.
7 months?
With the breasts or the face?
Violent cough
It's okay?
Stop, stop.
"It is not serious."
They didn't even have dessert!
They are important people.
You know what it is?
Important?
What is "important"?
Because they are prefects?
Is that important?
But all these people...
... when you have nothing
left, there will be no one.
I will be there.
I will be important to you.
My son...
... we won't need all that.
Thank God you did well.
But we don’t
always need to show.
To want more.
To want better than the others.
Your father, may
God have his soul...
... he would be proud
of your success...
... but not proud
of your attitude.
If you don't take
all this money...
... we would send you to wander.
She's right.
It is neither the place nor the time.
It will come later.
Turn that off.
No.
When you piss me off, I smoke.
I'm nervous, I smoke.
The door slams
...-
Be careful with Agathe, Coco.
You are at the limit line.
A woman, when she
explodes, it's without return.
The door slams
...-
Electric guitar air
...-
We will have seen it all.
...-
She put out
If your father sees
you, he kills you!
It's not possible.
A cigarette?
I never saw you smoke.
I am pissed.
"Angry"?
- Mum?
You smoke?
I am angry.
I never saw you smoke.
You've never pissed
me off so much.
Wow!
He laughs
Yeah!
He sings
...-
Coco!
I swam too much,
I have Manaudou.
I swam too much.
I have Manaudou. All the "dou".
What the hell is this?
After Samuel's
bar mitzvah, I die.
What?
Steve, no one else knows about it.
Swear on your father's grave...
My father is not dead.
Soon you will be able
to swear on my grave.
I saw the doctor.
I've got a heart problem.
I could die before
the bar mitzvah.
Stop being stupid! Must blow.
You need a rest weekend.
No. Yes.
A good week-end...
We're going to go to "Monac's".
Monaco.
In Week-end. Rest.
We come back relaxed,
zen, healed, tanned.
So let's go to Monac '.
But I ask you one thing.
We play it simple.
Simple.
"Love Boat" (Credits
for "The cruise has fun")
...-
Someone is singing loudly
...-
No. Let the piano! Steve, stop.
...-
Who is it
I dunno.
I can't take it anymore!
...-
Stop!
They're driving me crazy.
I don't decompress, I compress.
I like it a little. That i like?
There we are, there!
You are fine, not me.
Max. Yes, Coco.
Go get me Steve. It's okay?
Go get Steve.
Nothing serious? No.
Stevo!
What? Coco wants to talk to you.
What's the matter? I dunno.
Sit down. The?
Where do you want to sit?
Here.
It's nice, but I already have some.
Steve...
... they are those of
Samuel's bar mitzvah.
Now you take care of
the organization of the WB.
Telephone ringtones
Shampoo!
Coco, thank you.
Coco...
...you trust me?
I will not disappoint you.
On my mother's head,
I'm going to have fun.
You are not going to have fun.
You are going to explode us.
Yeah, okay.
Baba!
The 5th...
- 5 red.
The 5th!
Cheers
- unbelievable!
Shampoo tour!
Sir, the suit of 5. 784000.
Thank you, sir,
for the employees.
Stop it, Coco. It's too much.
They worked. Leash.
- Employees, thank you.
It's okay.
- Staff, thank you. Okay okay.
Make yourself a kiffe. Stopped.
I do not care. Stop it, Coco!
- Place your bets.
The 13, the day of Sam's BM.
God willing.
What are you doing here
The same as you, only better.
Why the 13?
Because it's my
son's bar mitzvah day.
Listen to me, Zerbib.
No, let it go.
If I were you, I would
change the date.
You will pass for an intern.
Me?
Guess who sings for Brandon.
Who?
The Gipsy Kings.
Complete Idiot!
Madonna is dying
to sing for Sam.
Do you know who is
making the BM film?
Who? Tell me who.
Steven Spielberg.
Steven Spielberg?
He won't understand anything.
He is an Ashkenazi.
My birthday, it will last 20 hours
and my wife will wear 20 dresses.
My birthday, it will last 2 days.
I had a "holiday" the next day.
My wife will
collect the shoes...
... and her dress will
cost your annual salary.
Coco, if we were in the 17th century...
... I fuck you your race in a duel.
If we were in the 17th century,
I would phone Louis 14...
... and you're fucked
all over the kingdom.
Coco, your son is not 13 years old.
My son, he is the
age that I decide.
You paid. You have sorrel.
You also have...
... Zerbib...
... but you have no heart.
Perhaps.
But mine, it works.
...-
Good evening, sir.
Julia?
Chandra!
Chandra. Yes sir.
Where is Agathe?
L don't know, sir.
Where is Julia?
L don't know, sir.
Where is Samuel?
L don't know, sir.
Where is Brian?
Brian is in the kitchen.
Agathe, it's me.
This is the 17th
message I leave with you.
I understand nothing at all.
There's no one at home.
It is 11 p.m.
I am alone like a
dog, with the dog.
A dog moans
Call me.
If you don't call me in 5 minutes...
... I trigger the Black
Falcon, Sparrowhawk plan...
... surrounding the
territory, helicopters...
... GIGN, aerospace,
consumer alert... I don't care.
Call me right away.
Mimo.
Yes?
Agathe knows about this weekend?
Anyway, I didn't
say anything, but...
But what? I believe...
... that Zerbib swung everything.
What?
Monaco.
Monac '.
The phone is ringing
...-
Stopped. Granny
said we should wait.
...-
No!
You're sick. Must answer.
Hello?
Sweetheart! My girl. You are the!
I was scared, my heart.
Very scared.
It's dad.
Listen.
Hello, dad.
*How are you darling?
It's beautiful at grandma's.
*Yes.
Are you in the living room?
Yes.
Go to the window.
* You will see the Eiffel Tower.
How do you find?
* It's beautiful, huh?
* She is beautiful, huh?
* Granny, where is she?
Uh, granny...
She is in the Eiffel Tower.
Granny, in the Eiffel Tower?
*Yes.
Is Sam there? *Yes.
And mom?
Uh... mom...
I dunno.
Do you want a cupcake? No.
And you my dear? No.
You, I don't suggest you.
Alarm
Open up! ...-
Mum!
...-
Samuel! Julia!
Agathe, my daughter...
... send him a little
message or a little "M & M's".
SMS, granny.
As you wish.
Do not worry.
Everything is fine.
It is not serious.
Rest. You need it.
A "corononopathy"
is not nothing.
A what?
A corono...
Rest, you. You say anything.
Squeal
...-
Agathe?
Lt is Mr. Steve. Who?
Mr. Steeve, sir.
Hello, Mr. Steeve.
Are you okay, Chandra?
It's okay? In the top. I swear.
So?
I have bad news.
Spielberg is sick and
sends his assistant.
What else? Go ahead!
The Queen's carriage, uh...
I don't care about the coach!
We lost her, the queen.
He's sick.
Calm down. I have a good new.
Ah, mazel tov! What's this?
Zerbib.
He pushed back Brandon's BM.
I do not care.
A car arrives
Where were you?
I did like you.
I decompressed in Weekend.
I'm coming to get my things.
And you, Monaco, was it good?
Where were you? I was invited.
Or? At the whore's salon?
Complete Idiot!
Agathe, excuse me.
I'm on the street.
You have disappeared,
the BM is in 5 days.
It will be without me!
Samuel will do it in 6 months.
6 months? Everything is ready, finally!
Yes. All. Except him.
And well done for your lies.
It's great to have invented
a disease in your mother.
But no, damn.
Honey, listen to me, please.
I need to talk to you. Stopped!
Turn around, my love.
Okay. Turn back!
Honey, it's too hard.
I can't live without you.
I'm not breathing.
I can not.
I can't move
forward, I can't sleep.
You have to help me.
Speak, darling. Say something.
Agathe, Agathe!
You spoke to me too badly.
I don't recognize you anymore, Coco.
I need simple things...
... of real things.
I knew you to be sensitive and kind.
You think too much about yourself...
... and at this party.
Pink person tell you nothing...
... because of the money
you spread everywhere.
You forgot me.
I haven't forgotten you.
Yes.
Months...
... without increase.
Mimo.
It's a game there. Staged.
Sorry. You know, Coco...
Hold on.
I get back into sadness.
I'll give you a chance,
but don't disappoint me.
Sweetheart...
... if you leave me this chance...
... I will not disappoint you.
I love you...
... and I can't live without you.
Do you remember our 1st restaurant?
It was here.
It hasn't changed here.
Good evening.
Agathe.
Where are you going?
I'm going to walk,
I'm going to think.
From 11 p.m., we think
more about Belleville.
Everything I ask you...
... is to come to
the bar mitzvah.
Do it for Samuel.
I will see.
...-
We are beautiful there.
Beautiful kids.
You may not be an American...
... but luckily you are there.
Yeah, here I am.
Come on, cry.
Cry, cry.
Slowly. Cry gently.
...-
- What a lord!
You're okay?
You are beautiful.
Yeah, Coco!
We take the photo.
Come take the picture.
Camera clicks
...-
"Feel like making
love" (Lumidee)
...-
You're sublime.
Fortunately you are there.
Samuel, where is he?
He's with you.
But no. Yes, he is with you.
He's not here, I haven't seen him.
He left to join you.
- COCO, COCO!
Where is he going?
Mr. Coco!
...-
Samuel!
Sat!
Samuel!
Samuel.
...-
I don't want to go.
But Samuel, are
you sick or what?
4000 people are waiting for you.
It is the greatest gift of your life.
Come on! Samuel.
Advanced!
He honks ahead!
Tire squealing
I don't want to go there anymore.
Horns
I do not want anymore.
Samuel, tonight
is your bar mitzvah.
There is only one
that I want to please.
Only one that I want to burst.
It's you, darling.
Tell me what you want, we do it.
Tonight I...
I want to make you happy.
Tell me where you want
to go and we're going.
You will not want.
Why?
Because you never wanted to.
...-
I go? Yeah.
"Tamally Maak" (Amr Diab)
...-
Samuel, do you want
dad to buy you an ice rink?
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