C'est pas parce qu'on n'a rien à dire qu'il faut fermer sa gueule... (1975) - full transcript
Max and Riton, 2 thieves make plan to steal money in a train station office. They will operate through the wall in the public toilets.
From expensive to cheaper.
Of course that's all there is.
At least it rolls.
Yeah it rolls but does it stop?
Oh God surely it stops,
even without braking.
Well then have you decided?
Anyway I have nothing else,
it's the last category
Is this the collector's department?
Yeah well precisely,
that's why it's a deal.
Well for those who love souvernirs.
Retro fashion -
Yeah the exodus the maquis the
liberation, even looks like
it was bombed.
Well it's thirty five thousand.
Are you crazy?
After that I only have
my son's scooter.
Say Max, it's still
expensive, isn't it?
Shit, don't push!
Don't push?
We'll see eh
Was it necessary to to
buy this shit?
In every business, you have to invest.
Push!
I am pushing, push push but
push yourself too
And there you go.
Come on
Come on!
Riton!
You think that it's really necessary?
It is essential,
I already explained.
If we want to have every chance on
our side we must leave nothing to chance.
Come on.
Ah this can't be true.
Come on.
You ok?
Ouch
Riton, you still there?
Riton, come on.
Riton, are you Riton?
Riton!
Riton, we're here,
we made it, with you.
You don't want me to
give you mouth to mouth?
There are hotels for that!
- You pervert!
35,000 is too much.
- Yes well it's ok, we'll make it.
Where are we?
- In the casino parking, come on.
We will get our order, come on.
It's no longer useable.
Max! It's open.
Look at this.
Oh my
I swear
Here, look...
Here's what we can have for
thirty five thousand.
Hey
What are you doing there?
Excuse me, but this one was opened.
Good well, you can make yourself
handsome later.
Move over, come on, move over.
One hundred and thirty five thousand,
This is a good investment for a father.
It's not the time to do
the math, come on.
Here, get in.
Here, exit ticket.
And gently in the turns!
OK, I will drive like you.
Where's the cigarette lighter
Whoa, my arm!
Sorry
The fence!
A dead body?
Come on!
Say Max, we have to be really sure.
Yeah, Fano will be really upset.
I ask for an American car
and what do you guys bring me?
some old things and what?
a beautiful pair of slippers and
a moped
A petrolette for a cadillac?
Even with rising gas prices
you think the client is going to be happy?
No, you guys can't be serious
and what do you want me to do
with this?
Look, I'm not selling to
immigrant workers
I can't work with you guys
in these conditions.
Come on Fano you can't
dump us now...
Til now everthing was against us
I don't want to offend you but
you have to admit it...
you guys are made to be honest people.
Honest?
That hurts Fano you know?
Just say that we are dumb idiots.
bah
Anyway Fano in life, you will only
have a few faithful friends
You can count them with
your fingers.
In any case, you know that
idiots can always be useful.
Fano, help convert us
Give us an opportunity cause in
DIY well we lose our means a little.
Well, what can one do.
You know we would cut ourselves
in 4 pieces for you.
It's already tough with 2 of you.
Yes we were lost, we
messed everything up
Max you make me sad
and what about friendship?
Doesn't it count?
You'll see the two of us now you'll see
I don't believe it because it's
really tough
My God
it's the fifth time like this
I'm not sure what to do.
You will see Fano, will help us.
This time you really got hit by grace
it's a genius idea
but who to trust?
Only the small staff left
we may be great in solitude
alone we can do nothing
Yet for such a plan any
asshole would do.
But how to find this guy
I will need a pair
A pair? I have the pair.
I immediately thought of you
because I highly esteem you.
Yes yes
My grudge is finished,
this is the big promotion,
the top.
I will give you your last chance
and this time
with a jackpot at the end.
You see i don't hold a grudge
You see, it's better to be single
with this new job,
particularly in this case
Why is that?
Because I need guys without any ties.
There are risks,
you're still not a big fan huh?
Straight away you have a
skate drama mentality
Well then, I'll put it away.
Come on Fano you know we
would take a bullet for you.
eh?
OK
There are times when i wonder
if you deserve me.
Oh well.
So, this is going to be a hit
equal to the mail train robbery.
Don't panic, I'm the brain
you just have to execute.
The entrance to the station
Here, the sncf pension fund.
Here, the vault in the basement
Double wall tingsten steel
Inside five bricks.
Five bricks?
Max!
Five bricks!
Fifty thousand new francs.
No, five new sticks.
You mean five hundred million?
We're through with small jobs.
Oh five hundred million!
Yes
The money will be deposited in the safe on
Wednesday at noon and picked up on Friday morning
which leaves us thirty-six hours to operate.
On the other side of the wall that overlooks the safe,
public toilets.
We're going through this wall
The wall of the toilets?
Toilets?
That can't be right.
That's the great idea
We just have one problem.
It won't be easy,
a comac obstacle
the Chinese wall,
the peepee lady.
The hardest part is going to be putting you in
the client's skin.
To get used to it.
It will require psychology, flexibility
Take for example, like this
I am madam peepee
When you enter, what do you say?
Hello madam, it's a nice day eh?
There it is, the mistake.
Speaking of the sun to an
unfortunate woman passing
her days in earthenware and
deodorant, Start again!
Yes well yes
Hello Mrs. how are you?
Fool! She is over sixty she is
covered in pain and she spends her
days scrubbing the toilets and you ask her
How are you?
So what do I have to to ask her?
Here, take my place okay.
Saucer ... What?
Saucer, there for madame pipi it is necessary
to put a saucer there.
Oh this can't be true,
it would take five of me
to work with people like you.
And you dumbass? What are you waiting for!
Give a saucer to Madame.
There? It's ok now?
Yes
Good day Miss.
And there you go!
Ah yeah that's all!
We just want to give her some warmth,
some respect for her femininity.
Ah shit - how much of a tip should
we give as we go out?
I have three francs.
This can't be possible!
One franc maximum!
It has to look real, not too much
and not too little.
Fano, I have to tell you,
you are truly a boss.
Each era has its own sword,
there was Bonnie and Clyde,
hot ferrule, the mail train guy.
Tomorrow Mr Fano will enter the
league of Legends.
We are proud to be
working with you.
Right Max, it's true?
Yes.
Look, like a programmed robot
here she goes!
7:59
Ten seconds to rummage through her bag.
Thirty seconds to open the gate
with a key like this
Another twenty seconds to go down the
twenty two steps.
Ad at eight o'clock sharp
she puts on her apron.
How do you know all this?
- What do you think?
For eight days, every morning I am
here, the stopwatch in my hand, feet in
my feet in the humidity,
and my head in the smoke.
We shouldn't exaggerate, all is electric here.
Why what did you say?
You said bullshit again,
and i don't like to be interrupted
Madame Pipi's life is as regulated as...
Toilet paper!
Like music!
Ah yes right, that's what I wanted to say.
In short, we have a common enemy.
Let's not exaggerate,
This woman looks really nice.
It's not the time,
You never know the hidden
part of the iceberg.
Believe me I know.
Don't worry,
I know women and there are
none that are insensitive.
There are only clumsy people.
You big fool, did you look at her?
She's not the totally honest type.
and then it bothers you, that it isn't
so much to your advantage.
So let's synchronize,
at the top it will be 8:03
Top!
In two minutes, you follow me
Hello madam!
Hello sir you are my first customer.
Well then you will see,
I will bring you happiness.
Ah bah I hope so
because things aren't so bright.
You can feel it here,
there is a sort of discomfort.
Inflation...
I don't do politics.
They watch, read and then do nothing.
They hold back
Decadences of a society,
even the churches are empty.
Don't you think this is
a bit much?
Well here we go.
No no no!
I'm telling you, I forgot my money.
That doesn't work with me.
I swear, I forgot it.
I will come back to pay you later madam
Just borrow me for now.
No sir I already said, I don't borrow.
Get out of here!
It isn't free for anyone.
Don't live above your means!
The nerve!
We have to change this.
You were right, she doesn't
seem very friendly.
We will have to be careful.
Deflate!
You're not going to be
scared by a woman?
A woman never scared me.
Me either.
Are you guys done?
It's cabin number three
the one in the middle that overlooks the safe.
Any questions?
Are you ready?
Perfect!
There are imperishable minutes,
I dive.
The Japanese, they copy everything.
In two months, you will find
the same toilets in Tokyo.
Sorry, I got here before you!
Well, there!
Well what? I also planned
for the unexpected.
That is the brain.
Excuse me
Soon they will hire dancers!
It's like the wailing wall.
This one stayed 3 minutes.
I knew a guy who had a hard time
He would take a while.
A maniac?
No an intellectual! maniac
Hey
We have a small cavity
It's no big deal we'll fix it.
A small intervention
Nothing at all.
Hello Madam Rose!
Hello Gaston
So how are you today?
When it's not worse, it gets better.
When I was a kid, we used to do
distance competitions
So, you're beating your record?
Well?
Well? - Four times already.
Yesterday it was five at this hour.
You are kind Madam Rose.
We're going to get noticed.
What is he doing?
Help!! Help me!
Open in the name of God!
Are you presentable?
Not for very long!
Not bad eh?
Too much is too much.
What did you do?
What do you mean what did I do?
You just have to push!
I did push!!
You must have pulled.
I know when I push and when I'm pulling!
I've been using public toilets for a long time.
I'm going to complain about this.
Excuse me, we were here.
The lady isn't responsible for anything.
Be understanding, it's an accident.
You see she's not happy to see you in this way.
You think I'm getting splashed in the face
for fun?
If you complain she will have problems.
At her age, to find another job.
There you go.
It's just mechanical, always mechanical.
It's this cheap stuff.
The other day someone stole my glasses.
I'm sorry sir.
OK ok ok ok
Look at me, what do I look like.
Here sir, go in here and
I'll take care of your clothes.
We have a moment, we can fix it.
We will save you some trouble with the paperwork.
Thank you.
Don't push.
Be careful, be careful, that's easy to say.
I'm ready.
Coming!
I'm putting a sign,
no one will disturb you.
Thanks a lot.
I feel better now, I had a straight back.
Nice.
Look, did you see?
I never thought of using the
crapper to date someone.
It is logical as it is a place
where a lot of people go.
It's not the case with me,
it's for those guys who have no success.
They're shy so they have to manage.
It's for those guys who don't have
Pep.
The what?
Pep
You don't know what pep is?
Well you for example,
you're not worse looking than me,
bout you don't have it.
No pep.
I'm going to tell you something
I may not have the pep,
but I have the eye.
eh
I am twenty eight years old I am small blond and
I have blue eyes
Me,
I am
big,
brune,
and I have pep.
Why Max am I working for
the two of us?
That's it, it is fixed!
Thank you mister, the house is open,
feel like you're at home!
Well, we'll definitely take advantage of it.
After the study of the cubage
given the weight of the rubble to be evacuated,
and taking into account,
two minutes twenty seconds average time
cabin occupancy,
and since I thought of everything
we can't fail.
I won't mention the differential equations
in the complexity of the process is a matter of
math logic.
Okay okay
However, for something
more within your reach,
I have planned for each of you
Yes?
A viaticum.
A viaticum?
A viaticum
Which will cover the whole operation.
Platform tickets
and
twenty coins of fifty cents.
I planned big.
Yes it's good
Any questions?
No I don't think so.
Oh I have one.
Don't you think that by seeing us
going in and out,
Madame pipi will eventually spot us?
There you go!
That's the jackpot question,
the five hundred million question
and the answer,
I got it.
9:24
I'm in cabin number three
Max, Max he is there on the stairs
Riton
And me, no no that's Mrs Pipi
Here you are
Then I will be
just
I will be
Is it coming?
You don't talk nonsense!
At school it's a slap here it's a
cell, so I'm waiting?
I'll be outside waiting?
Good, the conclusion?
No one must enter the cabin
besides us during the operation.
We agree on the rotation,
it is the easiest.
Good day Mrs.
Good day Sir.
Someone inside?
The next one is free.
That one is busy!
Are you deaf or what?
a music lover
you fall asleep each time
to go
- ah
Sir, Madam.
Somebody is here.
What do I do?
I don't care!
Max
Max
You got the wrong one
it's not this one.
It was busy.
It was?
- It was busy!
What do I do?
Self-control!
- Easy to say.
Get away.
Yes
This one
You need anything?
No thanks!
Oh
Oh! I planned everything, planned everything!
My ass!
For God's sake are you going
to go out little mozart?
Thank you Wolfgang
It's mine!
It's not for dogs.
About the doctor,
what did he say?
Corrida had the same problem
You see!
Nothing to worry.
It's going to get busy soon.
Hammer
Chisel
Drill
Crow bar
Screwdriver
Battery
Can I go out first?
Hey Admiral! You're submarine must
be silent.
We're on track, it's rolling.
Three little guys.
I don't know ask the controller
It's right and another right
Hey you, the saucer please
Saucer? Are you ok?
What's wrong with you,
do I look like a Martian?
People are so vulgar
Don't worry I'll pay for him
Nowadays there are more people for the crapper
Not all people are like that.
Here you go.
Thank you sir
Must say, it helps.
Awesome!
What's awesome?
I didn't know a little Parisian
speaks German.
Maybe allow a nice customer
go to the misses?
Sir please
You can't do that.
Kidding that is a joke.
Fano, you are a genius.
Going ok?
Yes it is.
Be careful because...
I'll tell on you!
I will tell on you!
You're a little late.
A franc please
You have ID?
Yes.
Who is it?
Its harlee.
Harlee!
You take your time, you have
your whole life ahead.
It's not my fault, its Riton.
Six?
Fano, you are a genius.
What you are doing sir? Come out!
Come out and quickly!
Don't tell me stories
Come on versailles
It's a public toilet here not a reading cabinet
Very well, I'll take my fiancée to the
train station at lyon
with lighting
everywhere me australia canada montparnasse
everywhere, the sacuer please!
Any trouble?
Like you can help me,
I'll tell on you
Sure thing.
Father
I wanted to tell you something..
- Shut up.
Hopefully they haven't decided
on a surprise strike.
There you go.
On the edge of the river...
So now, who am I?
So what is this number three
It's starting again.
if it continues to the game of the seven errors
she will eventually win.
It's not mold huh
Oh the bitch
Constantinople yes yes
I understand you are sure
but me that's what I propose.
Go ahead
It's over!
Oh unbelievable!
Come sir.
I will help you.
The tide will take you away...
Can't you read it says access not allowed!
Excuse me.
Madam I have to pee I don't have
money on me can i go?
Yes of course!
Here go ahead.
What the hell is this jerk doing?
Shit!
Never on time,
Even at his own funeral.
Oh i have to go pee.
And that's what that is for?
No kidding!
This is perishable?
No more than 1 day.
Otherwise afterwards,
it's like corpses, it stinks
Give me my ticket.
The train thirty two hundred and fifty four...
Excuse me sir
Sorry it's the dust,
it makes me thirsty.
You pay for your drink you go or I kick you!
ai ai
A minute early.
But what are you doing you're early!
Fano, can I come out? I'm claustrophobic.
Is there a traffic jam?
Sir landed too early, he will
wait for a bit on the runway.
Why do you always have the most
beautiful costumes?
Because I have a certain class, go away
you will get us noticed.
See you next time.
Next time Mr. Gaston.
Shit! The van...
it can't be true.
You too?
You're lucky there are open stalls!
What are you doing here you?
Ah shut up, it's dramatic
Someone stole our van!
No, that's not it,
I moved it because there was a
meter maid revolving around it
You should have told me,
I got a heart attack.
Heart attack is on the left and
now the van is on the right eh
Now go away!
What are you doing here?
Get out of here.
Allow me, airmail coming through.
If you want your mail to arrive on time, excuse me
And we at the post
flying through the cordillera of the
Andes it means nothing?
Excuse me
Hello
These guys are heroes ,
death awaits them at every step uh
It's unthinkable.
I'd be dumber to listen to him.
Why I always have the bum clothes?
There my little Riton,
you are going to be dressed like a prince.
Oh no
Why did you take my costume?
it's not yours if I'm wearing it.
Thief! I will tell Fano!
I don't care.
Fano, Rito took took my favorite costume.
I wanted to be in Scottish attire.
Well let me allow you a minute to get
your mind back.
Yes but the Scottish, that's me
not him.
We already have a lot on our plate
why does it really matter?
If I'm not Scottish I will stop everything
Very well, Riton will be punished
Give me your bag
For five hundred bricks I would
disguise even as a can delivery guy.
Is it really that difficult?
If there is a grain of sand in the
mechanical, everything falls apart.
It's ok.
Do it for us, for you, for Fano
I was supposed to be Scottish.
They promised me Scottish.
Say, you can't tell him something now?
Are you going to the toilets or give me crap?
Lily!
Lily!
Well Frederic, you're talking to hippies?
He's joking, I've never seen him before.
He's a stranger.
Lily, my dear
He's really insisting.
Please edgar,
be nice and do something for this
poor fellow.
More like poor drug addict.
Lily, it's me Max.
Don't cry I told you I'll punish him.
It's not Riton, it's Lily that came by,
She didn't recognize me.
Ah yes, don't worry she'll come back.
When?
When you will be rich, go on!
America!
Perfect!
It's closed.
Who closed it?
What do I do?
You're keeping count Madam Rose?
As usual Mister Gaston.
We will meet again eh
We got it guys, it's there!
How about you calm down my son.
You take the baggage.
I will clean.
Thank you sir!
Youssef the Queen
Don't worry I'll be right back.
Sorry my father, it was open.
Bye Madam.
That damn thing will stir up
the whole station.
You think we should answer it?
And say what? It's Madam Pipi, I'm listening?
Hello Romeo?
- What, it's you?
Everything is going well.
Why don't you use radio?
How does it work?
Wait i will explain it to you.
I don't deserve that.
It's a great job,
pure beautiful artist work.
Stop dreaming shit! I want to know
the progress.
We are moving forward!
Time is money.
Fano is impatient.
And me, you think I sleep in the sun?
Well you are lucky at least you
are doing something.
What do I do during this time?
I just think.
I heard something.
It's surely Fano.
But Fano would have warned us.
Close the door.
We're finished.
Are you there?
Answer me, are you there?
Is it you who has pep?
I'm going to slap you.
Are you there?
Answer you imbecile!
Yes yes,
it's me I'm here but I'm busy
Ah I understand, you have a comrade
I don't want to be indiscreet
See you later, leave me a note.
Yes that's it, later
I will leave you a word.
It worked, back to the job now.
You know huh, I'll tell it to Fano.
Some pretend to be lazy to
be dishonest.
There.
You're turn now.
Already?
Yes I need to pee.
What is that for?
How were you educated, in front of
somoene?
No kidding!
This must be what the anguish
of a father feels like.
Wow it's beautiful.
And they say that money doesn't smell.
Alpha calling Romeo, Alpha calling Romeo
Hello? Answer me Romeo.
Max!
Answer me
I'm stuck I can't get out
Alpha Romeo
Alpha Romeo, Hello Alpha Romeo
Riton calling Max!
Son of a bitch
You're caving now oh
It's not time to laugh Max come
I'm stuck help me.
Nothing there, be less proud.
Pull Max.
Did you see all that money?
I have never seen so much.
Whoa
My goodness.
I'm getting a heart attack again.
New heart attack.
Unbelievable
There's a lot here.
I have the impression there's enough.
How much?
Enough.
I can't believe it.
Police, Hands up!
It was too good to be true.
Never do that again!
Forward in the post in front of the enemy.
We'll fix it later.
Get the suitcase.
You take the money.
Put it in,
and I'll get the car
Come on.
I like that.
You see.
I planned too small.
We can't leave it behind.
Look at all that is left still.
There is only one solution.
Let's go.
Alpha calling Romeo Alpha calling Romeo
Listening alpha
The car is ready.
I am beginning to understand why
we call this heavy francs.
Oh my.
You always have to get noticed.
I have the impression that the suitcase
is transparent
In the name of God!
You could have bought something more solid.
Yes but since it was going
to be used just once,
There was no need to waste money.
Come on let's go.
It doesn't want to start.
Is there something wrong?
He prepared it for the twenty four
hours of le mans!
We can't stay here!
You see,
she will never start!
Let's get a taxi instead.
We should leave this anyway
it's not properly registered.
If we wait a taxi we'll be here forever.
Ok well,
there is only one solution.
To the metro train.
Come on
Come on!
Hey! You three!
Move the car, you can't park here.
You understand? Move it!
Excuse me I have a problem,
silly breakdown, an unfortunate setback a
ridiculous incident
Yes we looked for a tow truck.
I hear this trick ten times
per day, what is wrong with it?
Well it's the starter.
Let me try.
Come on
We're going to get it now.
Well then,
the papers,
car registration, certificate insurance, permit
Don't make the officer wait.
So where is it?
It's hiding.
I'll get you for that later.
There.
It's not the same address.
Yes, I just moved.
I was dropped by a big promoter.
We will put this in proper order
by going to the police station of your
neighborhood.
As soon as I have the ticket
I will go and fix it.
Hey Fano, look!
That will be all for this one,
but next time, we will tow it.
Wait! We say Goodbye officer sir
Bye officer!
The car!
Hurry, quick!
Piece of junk!
Mr officer!
She won't start again.
She doesn't want to start.
Well then?
What do you say?
Thank you officer!
Go on.
I plan down to the smallest
detail and what happens? An idiot puts the
suitcase on the sidewalk.
It' not even me who messed up with the
car no? It's bad luck.
Worse,
the cherry the scoumoune
the black day yes
well I don't give up I'm planning one
embellished
Hey what did i tell you, there!
Get on the bus and take the suitcase down.
What about the driver?
Make yourself small.
Hurry up!
Easy for them to say, I'm the
one taking the risk.
You gonna leave him alone you thugs?
Shut the hell up!
Leave him alone you little idiots!
Aren't you ashamed,
screaming vulgarities to children?
There messing with us!
Come on there.
Yeah come on.
yes
Come on pass them down
yes
Yes that's it
What are you doing
yes
Max!
Max!
Throw it down here!
Max!
Throw, come on already!
Good for nothing.
You going to give us or not?
There! All done!
Come on!
Wait for me!
Hurry, go, quick!
You guys cannot get any dumber.
You cannot say that Fano, we
really earned this money.
Careful, put your seatbelts on.
What for? It's not like your going to fall
into prudence!
We're almost there!
Look, over there!
Slow down!
Are you trying to pass them up?
Oh no, tell me it's a nightmare.
We're back to where we started.
It's full of cops.
What do we do Fano?
With your stupidity, we're good
for a suicide mission.
We need a volunteer. Come on!
For Frankfurt! Place 804, 42
Go ahead. Hey! Your ticket!
I'm just accompanying them.
Without a ticket you can't go.
Hey! I need a ticket.
I don't have anymore.
Some coins quick!
I'm taking note. You think I'm the
one that is suppose to have coins?
I'll go get some.
Here, I have some!
Hey! Come here!
There, Frankfurt, go quick.
This time, hmm
I'll be good.
What do we do?
There's no reason to make trouble.
Place 42 remember?
Keep them for me.
Well
yes
You bring this to the lady
From me
Execute!
Excuse me, this is from the gentleman over there
What is it?
I don't know it's surely a mistake.
Fuck mistakes I'll show you!
Excuse me sister.
I haven't even left yet!
That'll teach you!
It's not my fault!
Where did he go?
It's nice of you guys to have
come get me.
It's crazy how much we get attached to things.
Come on, Come on
You think that's for us?
Allow me, give me the suitcase.
You shouldn't carry that it's too heavy
for you grandma.
I got it
Would you please hold my suitcase while
I get my ticket?
You OK aunt?
You had a good trip?
What's new in the country?
Let me hold your basket.
It's heavy huh?
eh
That's good now it's over
Finished, ah yes give me back my suitcase
Come on let's go, that's good.
A point for you, come on.
Look at him, we forgot to load the meter.
You can't escape your fate.
Implementation of the back up plan.
Damn suitcase but it's your fault if
in the meantime a setback will end in
disaster.
To think that with all this dough
we have to take public transport.
Money reveals bullshit.
That's it yes here you go.
It is done.
Ok so that's four hundred and sixty eight
million five hundred and sixty thousand old francs
I was told five hundred, they live well at
the pension fund.
Oh yes then that makes one hundred and forty nine
million five hundred and twenty thousand each
The minimum wage.
But you forgot the odds and ends.
- What?
Odds and ends.
I will explain.
Firstly,
provisions for identification investments,
model tooling,
purchase of three wallets,
dock label,
scraps,
Six bricks.
Cost of living increases every day.
Good, with one hundred and forty seven units
I will try to make do.
That's not the end.
What else is there?
The fines,
then,
Max,
for throwing the suitcase in spite of the,
common sense. Forty thousand new francs.
We don't leave Riton, Riton.. Riton
For the car that did not start,
for using the phone at a critical time,
for stealing the costume and,
upsetting his comrade,
I had a bonus point too, right?
I know, I took it into account.
The bonus, four units.
Well
Okay
and don't complain,
I didn't count my brain.
It's a good thing we aren't.
Well let's share because I want
to go home it's been twenty four
hours that we've been sitting on this money.
- The money will not move from here.
Why?
You are really amateurs huh?
If we change our habits,
the palaces the champagne,
girls,
we will get nabbed by the cops.
This money must be forgotten,
let it sleep for six months.
It will be in hibernation.
Then I agree to the social evolution
but until then,
I'll give you three hundred and five
per month.
Where is my bedroom?
Why?
I sleep where the money is.
You are wary of me?
Yes!
Suckers!
Taking advantage of me sleeping.
What is this?
You can't even go pee now.
Seeing how we are, we're good for
depression, a nervous breakdown
What do you propose?
We don't know who will press the button first.
Let's have a truce. We should be friends.
Who will do what?
Ok but I am not doing the cooking!
Sirs, to our collaboration.
And to the conclusion!
Happiness is certainly something.
Hello! The ministers are leaning towards a reform
for jails. The middle east is still a barrel of powder.
But first of all, the theft of the year.
Let's go to our reporter who is on site.
Last night, some thiefs got a hold of
460 million francs from a retirement fund safe,
in a Paris warehouse. The gangsters must
have been disturbed during their job because
they left behind 50 million.
- I planned too small.
We will deduct that.
The brains behind this seem to have planned
everything down to the smallest detail.
It must be the Brittish behind that.
Brittish? Why would they look elsewhere
for what we have here?
Mrs Rose, what did you notice?
Look at the camera
I have nothing to say, there's
a lot of people that go by here.
Anything suspect, suspicious?
I know nothing, saw nothing...
Saw nothing, heard nothing,
that's super.
Not even a guy who saw anything,
totally anonymous.
What Max? Are you absent?
I don't like it when you
are absent I talk.
Shut up
You know who you are talking to?
-mumble-
Did you see a ghost?
Worse guys, worse.
What?
Hello my little plumbers,
what a good surprise!
Your excellent education will certainly
push you to offer me a chair?
A gentleman remains a gentleman in all
circumstances.
What's up?
What is the honor?
Joy
Imagine that just last night
someone broke through the wall of my
bathrooms.
Vandals.
We saw on tv
you didn't see anything,
and have nothing to say.
Yes, but
it's not because we have nothing to say
that you should keep your mouth shut, right?
Well then what do you want?
We will see soon,
but not here.
If you don't mind I'd rather
go to your house tomorrow
At five 'o' clock?
No need to give me the address,
I know.
Why 5 o clock, why not dinner?
When there is enough for three,
- There's enough for four.
And Fano is right, in life you have to know
how to compose.
If she wants a share, it's not
coming from mine.
We must give her.
Careful, here she is.
I used to spend winters in Cannes,
but not for climatic reasons.
Casinos in general.
You were a player?
Since birth!
Oh
If you had seen the powerful of this world
the great players, the virtuosos
joking on a
green carpet
loosing millions oh!
It was beautiful, it was good, we wanted
to applaud.
You're trying to reassure us?
Ah on the contrary
I learned a lot.
What?
That the customer never wins.
What I understood is that it is better
to be on the side of the bank.
And all you needed was?
- The funds.
Yes, and you guys arrived like the Messiah.
It was you I was waiting for
Already in my plan,
which lacked only a hand that would guide
us towards a bigger cause.
When people play,
money comes in, transforms,
goes from hand to hand.
We don't know where it comes or where it goes.
Enough to simplify your little problem of
recirculation.
And then,
it would be so painful to be forced to
bring you oranges to your health.
So?
associates?
It's easy to say.
Good Riton!
Stephane, perfect!
Ah Max, I recognize your taste.
Your attention to detail in clothing,
but we will have to change it a bit.
For the client you must be colorless,
odorless and tasteless.
And now gentlemen,
let's grow your small capital.
Fifty thousand
Five thousand
With the table
Ten thousand, banco gentlemen.
Going well?
Sir is asking 80 thousand.
No!
Forty thousand in the banco, closing
It's okay Rito?
It's ok ma'am thank you
We pay
Town flag
Yes Madam
The hand is good tonight
But yes thank you not bad
One, two,
three, four, five
we're not too far ahead
Here but it is, sure. Two lines please
Fano, say what you will but
atleast we didn't steal this money.
Yes, well.
Five and seven here sir you forgot the swag.
Whiskey
What did you say sir?
Guess
One thousand, two thousand, thank you
Good evening sir
Rose
You promised me.
It's good.
You see the most difficult,
well, is putting the paperclips.
There is two thousand in the banco
thousand three thousand one hundred thirty three
one thousand four hundred twelve
seven thousand
How you do it?
Brain!
It's finish!
For the staff, thank you.
Go from nina to davidoff
I hope you like it.
Hold on
Sorry thank you
Dear friends,
as power of attorney,
I am happy to announce that in six months
we will have quadrupled our small capital.
We are going to proceed this evening to the first
achievement.
I'm happy because like this
we will be able to reimburse the retirement funds.
I had it on my conscience.
As soon as we hear bullshit we know that
you're not far away.
Yes
The law of cause and effect.
Oh say so.
What a hole.
Unbelievable!
Bullshit is like taxes,
you always ends up paying.
Sit down
So
Here,
the toilets of the palais-royal metro station,
where I'm doing a temporary job.
There,
the Bank of France!
Of course that's all there is.
At least it rolls.
Yeah it rolls but does it stop?
Oh God surely it stops,
even without braking.
Well then have you decided?
Anyway I have nothing else,
it's the last category
Is this the collector's department?
Yeah well precisely,
that's why it's a deal.
Well for those who love souvernirs.
Retro fashion -
Yeah the exodus the maquis the
liberation, even looks like
it was bombed.
Well it's thirty five thousand.
Are you crazy?
After that I only have
my son's scooter.
Say Max, it's still
expensive, isn't it?
Shit, don't push!
Don't push?
We'll see eh
Was it necessary to to
buy this shit?
In every business, you have to invest.
Push!
I am pushing, push push but
push yourself too
And there you go.
Come on
Come on!
Riton!
You think that it's really necessary?
It is essential,
I already explained.
If we want to have every chance on
our side we must leave nothing to chance.
Come on.
Ah this can't be true.
Come on.
You ok?
Ouch
Riton, you still there?
Riton, come on.
Riton, are you Riton?
Riton!
Riton, we're here,
we made it, with you.
You don't want me to
give you mouth to mouth?
There are hotels for that!
- You pervert!
35,000 is too much.
- Yes well it's ok, we'll make it.
Where are we?
- In the casino parking, come on.
We will get our order, come on.
It's no longer useable.
Max! It's open.
Look at this.
Oh my
I swear
Here, look...
Here's what we can have for
thirty five thousand.
Hey
What are you doing there?
Excuse me, but this one was opened.
Good well, you can make yourself
handsome later.
Move over, come on, move over.
One hundred and thirty five thousand,
This is a good investment for a father.
It's not the time to do
the math, come on.
Here, get in.
Here, exit ticket.
And gently in the turns!
OK, I will drive like you.
Where's the cigarette lighter
Whoa, my arm!
Sorry
The fence!
A dead body?
Come on!
Say Max, we have to be really sure.
Yeah, Fano will be really upset.
I ask for an American car
and what do you guys bring me?
some old things and what?
a beautiful pair of slippers and
a moped
A petrolette for a cadillac?
Even with rising gas prices
you think the client is going to be happy?
No, you guys can't be serious
and what do you want me to do
with this?
Look, I'm not selling to
immigrant workers
I can't work with you guys
in these conditions.
Come on Fano you can't
dump us now...
Til now everthing was against us
I don't want to offend you but
you have to admit it...
you guys are made to be honest people.
Honest?
That hurts Fano you know?
Just say that we are dumb idiots.
bah
Anyway Fano in life, you will only
have a few faithful friends
You can count them with
your fingers.
In any case, you know that
idiots can always be useful.
Fano, help convert us
Give us an opportunity cause in
DIY well we lose our means a little.
Well, what can one do.
You know we would cut ourselves
in 4 pieces for you.
It's already tough with 2 of you.
Yes we were lost, we
messed everything up
Max you make me sad
and what about friendship?
Doesn't it count?
You'll see the two of us now you'll see
I don't believe it because it's
really tough
My God
it's the fifth time like this
I'm not sure what to do.
You will see Fano, will help us.
This time you really got hit by grace
it's a genius idea
but who to trust?
Only the small staff left
we may be great in solitude
alone we can do nothing
Yet for such a plan any
asshole would do.
But how to find this guy
I will need a pair
A pair? I have the pair.
I immediately thought of you
because I highly esteem you.
Yes yes
My grudge is finished,
this is the big promotion,
the top.
I will give you your last chance
and this time
with a jackpot at the end.
You see i don't hold a grudge
You see, it's better to be single
with this new job,
particularly in this case
Why is that?
Because I need guys without any ties.
There are risks,
you're still not a big fan huh?
Straight away you have a
skate drama mentality
Well then, I'll put it away.
Come on Fano you know we
would take a bullet for you.
eh?
OK
There are times when i wonder
if you deserve me.
Oh well.
So, this is going to be a hit
equal to the mail train robbery.
Don't panic, I'm the brain
you just have to execute.
The entrance to the station
Here, the sncf pension fund.
Here, the vault in the basement
Double wall tingsten steel
Inside five bricks.
Five bricks?
Max!
Five bricks!
Fifty thousand new francs.
No, five new sticks.
You mean five hundred million?
We're through with small jobs.
Oh five hundred million!
Yes
The money will be deposited in the safe on
Wednesday at noon and picked up on Friday morning
which leaves us thirty-six hours to operate.
On the other side of the wall that overlooks the safe,
public toilets.
We're going through this wall
The wall of the toilets?
Toilets?
That can't be right.
That's the great idea
We just have one problem.
It won't be easy,
a comac obstacle
the Chinese wall,
the peepee lady.
The hardest part is going to be putting you in
the client's skin.
To get used to it.
It will require psychology, flexibility
Take for example, like this
I am madam peepee
When you enter, what do you say?
Hello madam, it's a nice day eh?
There it is, the mistake.
Speaking of the sun to an
unfortunate woman passing
her days in earthenware and
deodorant, Start again!
Yes well yes
Hello Mrs. how are you?
Fool! She is over sixty she is
covered in pain and she spends her
days scrubbing the toilets and you ask her
How are you?
So what do I have to to ask her?
Here, take my place okay.
Saucer ... What?
Saucer, there for madame pipi it is necessary
to put a saucer there.
Oh this can't be true,
it would take five of me
to work with people like you.
And you dumbass? What are you waiting for!
Give a saucer to Madame.
There? It's ok now?
Yes
Good day Miss.
And there you go!
Ah yeah that's all!
We just want to give her some warmth,
some respect for her femininity.
Ah shit - how much of a tip should
we give as we go out?
I have three francs.
This can't be possible!
One franc maximum!
It has to look real, not too much
and not too little.
Fano, I have to tell you,
you are truly a boss.
Each era has its own sword,
there was Bonnie and Clyde,
hot ferrule, the mail train guy.
Tomorrow Mr Fano will enter the
league of Legends.
We are proud to be
working with you.
Right Max, it's true?
Yes.
Look, like a programmed robot
here she goes!
7:59
Ten seconds to rummage through her bag.
Thirty seconds to open the gate
with a key like this
Another twenty seconds to go down the
twenty two steps.
Ad at eight o'clock sharp
she puts on her apron.
How do you know all this?
- What do you think?
For eight days, every morning I am
here, the stopwatch in my hand, feet in
my feet in the humidity,
and my head in the smoke.
We shouldn't exaggerate, all is electric here.
Why what did you say?
You said bullshit again,
and i don't like to be interrupted
Madame Pipi's life is as regulated as...
Toilet paper!
Like music!
Ah yes right, that's what I wanted to say.
In short, we have a common enemy.
Let's not exaggerate,
This woman looks really nice.
It's not the time,
You never know the hidden
part of the iceberg.
Believe me I know.
Don't worry,
I know women and there are
none that are insensitive.
There are only clumsy people.
You big fool, did you look at her?
She's not the totally honest type.
and then it bothers you, that it isn't
so much to your advantage.
So let's synchronize,
at the top it will be 8:03
Top!
In two minutes, you follow me
Hello madam!
Hello sir you are my first customer.
Well then you will see,
I will bring you happiness.
Ah bah I hope so
because things aren't so bright.
You can feel it here,
there is a sort of discomfort.
Inflation...
I don't do politics.
They watch, read and then do nothing.
They hold back
Decadences of a society,
even the churches are empty.
Don't you think this is
a bit much?
Well here we go.
No no no!
I'm telling you, I forgot my money.
That doesn't work with me.
I swear, I forgot it.
I will come back to pay you later madam
Just borrow me for now.
No sir I already said, I don't borrow.
Get out of here!
It isn't free for anyone.
Don't live above your means!
The nerve!
We have to change this.
You were right, she doesn't
seem very friendly.
We will have to be careful.
Deflate!
You're not going to be
scared by a woman?
A woman never scared me.
Me either.
Are you guys done?
It's cabin number three
the one in the middle that overlooks the safe.
Any questions?
Are you ready?
Perfect!
There are imperishable minutes,
I dive.
The Japanese, they copy everything.
In two months, you will find
the same toilets in Tokyo.
Sorry, I got here before you!
Well, there!
Well what? I also planned
for the unexpected.
That is the brain.
Excuse me
Soon they will hire dancers!
It's like the wailing wall.
This one stayed 3 minutes.
I knew a guy who had a hard time
He would take a while.
A maniac?
No an intellectual! maniac
Hey
We have a small cavity
It's no big deal we'll fix it.
A small intervention
Nothing at all.
Hello Madam Rose!
Hello Gaston
So how are you today?
When it's not worse, it gets better.
When I was a kid, we used to do
distance competitions
So, you're beating your record?
Well?
Well? - Four times already.
Yesterday it was five at this hour.
You are kind Madam Rose.
We're going to get noticed.
What is he doing?
Help!! Help me!
Open in the name of God!
Are you presentable?
Not for very long!
Not bad eh?
Too much is too much.
What did you do?
What do you mean what did I do?
You just have to push!
I did push!!
You must have pulled.
I know when I push and when I'm pulling!
I've been using public toilets for a long time.
I'm going to complain about this.
Excuse me, we were here.
The lady isn't responsible for anything.
Be understanding, it's an accident.
You see she's not happy to see you in this way.
You think I'm getting splashed in the face
for fun?
If you complain she will have problems.
At her age, to find another job.
There you go.
It's just mechanical, always mechanical.
It's this cheap stuff.
The other day someone stole my glasses.
I'm sorry sir.
OK ok ok ok
Look at me, what do I look like.
Here sir, go in here and
I'll take care of your clothes.
We have a moment, we can fix it.
We will save you some trouble with the paperwork.
Thank you.
Don't push.
Be careful, be careful, that's easy to say.
I'm ready.
Coming!
I'm putting a sign,
no one will disturb you.
Thanks a lot.
I feel better now, I had a straight back.
Nice.
Look, did you see?
I never thought of using the
crapper to date someone.
It is logical as it is a place
where a lot of people go.
It's not the case with me,
it's for those guys who have no success.
They're shy so they have to manage.
It's for those guys who don't have
Pep.
The what?
Pep
You don't know what pep is?
Well you for example,
you're not worse looking than me,
bout you don't have it.
No pep.
I'm going to tell you something
I may not have the pep,
but I have the eye.
eh
I am twenty eight years old I am small blond and
I have blue eyes
Me,
I am
big,
brune,
and I have pep.
Why Max am I working for
the two of us?
That's it, it is fixed!
Thank you mister, the house is open,
feel like you're at home!
Well, we'll definitely take advantage of it.
After the study of the cubage
given the weight of the rubble to be evacuated,
and taking into account,
two minutes twenty seconds average time
cabin occupancy,
and since I thought of everything
we can't fail.
I won't mention the differential equations
in the complexity of the process is a matter of
math logic.
Okay okay
However, for something
more within your reach,
I have planned for each of you
Yes?
A viaticum.
A viaticum?
A viaticum
Which will cover the whole operation.
Platform tickets
and
twenty coins of fifty cents.
I planned big.
Yes it's good
Any questions?
No I don't think so.
Oh I have one.
Don't you think that by seeing us
going in and out,
Madame pipi will eventually spot us?
There you go!
That's the jackpot question,
the five hundred million question
and the answer,
I got it.
9:24
I'm in cabin number three
Max, Max he is there on the stairs
Riton
And me, no no that's Mrs Pipi
Here you are
Then I will be
just
I will be
Is it coming?
You don't talk nonsense!
At school it's a slap here it's a
cell, so I'm waiting?
I'll be outside waiting?
Good, the conclusion?
No one must enter the cabin
besides us during the operation.
We agree on the rotation,
it is the easiest.
Good day Mrs.
Good day Sir.
Someone inside?
The next one is free.
That one is busy!
Are you deaf or what?
a music lover
you fall asleep each time
to go
- ah
Sir, Madam.
Somebody is here.
What do I do?
I don't care!
Max
Max
You got the wrong one
it's not this one.
It was busy.
It was?
- It was busy!
What do I do?
Self-control!
- Easy to say.
Get away.
Yes
This one
You need anything?
No thanks!
Oh
Oh! I planned everything, planned everything!
My ass!
For God's sake are you going
to go out little mozart?
Thank you Wolfgang
It's mine!
It's not for dogs.
About the doctor,
what did he say?
Corrida had the same problem
You see!
Nothing to worry.
It's going to get busy soon.
Hammer
Chisel
Drill
Crow bar
Screwdriver
Battery
Can I go out first?
Hey Admiral! You're submarine must
be silent.
We're on track, it's rolling.
Three little guys.
I don't know ask the controller
It's right and another right
Hey you, the saucer please
Saucer? Are you ok?
What's wrong with you,
do I look like a Martian?
People are so vulgar
Don't worry I'll pay for him
Nowadays there are more people for the crapper
Not all people are like that.
Here you go.
Thank you sir
Must say, it helps.
Awesome!
What's awesome?
I didn't know a little Parisian
speaks German.
Maybe allow a nice customer
go to the misses?
Sir please
You can't do that.
Kidding that is a joke.
Fano, you are a genius.
Going ok?
Yes it is.
Be careful because...
I'll tell on you!
I will tell on you!
You're a little late.
A franc please
You have ID?
Yes.
Who is it?
Its harlee.
Harlee!
You take your time, you have
your whole life ahead.
It's not my fault, its Riton.
Six?
Fano, you are a genius.
What you are doing sir? Come out!
Come out and quickly!
Don't tell me stories
Come on versailles
It's a public toilet here not a reading cabinet
Very well, I'll take my fiancée to the
train station at lyon
with lighting
everywhere me australia canada montparnasse
everywhere, the sacuer please!
Any trouble?
Like you can help me,
I'll tell on you
Sure thing.
Father
I wanted to tell you something..
- Shut up.
Hopefully they haven't decided
on a surprise strike.
There you go.
On the edge of the river...
So now, who am I?
So what is this number three
It's starting again.
if it continues to the game of the seven errors
she will eventually win.
It's not mold huh
Oh the bitch
Constantinople yes yes
I understand you are sure
but me that's what I propose.
Go ahead
It's over!
Oh unbelievable!
Come sir.
I will help you.
The tide will take you away...
Can't you read it says access not allowed!
Excuse me.
Madam I have to pee I don't have
money on me can i go?
Yes of course!
Here go ahead.
What the hell is this jerk doing?
Shit!
Never on time,
Even at his own funeral.
Oh i have to go pee.
And that's what that is for?
No kidding!
This is perishable?
No more than 1 day.
Otherwise afterwards,
it's like corpses, it stinks
Give me my ticket.
The train thirty two hundred and fifty four...
Excuse me sir
Sorry it's the dust,
it makes me thirsty.
You pay for your drink you go or I kick you!
ai ai
A minute early.
But what are you doing you're early!
Fano, can I come out? I'm claustrophobic.
Is there a traffic jam?
Sir landed too early, he will
wait for a bit on the runway.
Why do you always have the most
beautiful costumes?
Because I have a certain class, go away
you will get us noticed.
See you next time.
Next time Mr. Gaston.
Shit! The van...
it can't be true.
You too?
You're lucky there are open stalls!
What are you doing here you?
Ah shut up, it's dramatic
Someone stole our van!
No, that's not it,
I moved it because there was a
meter maid revolving around it
You should have told me,
I got a heart attack.
Heart attack is on the left and
now the van is on the right eh
Now go away!
What are you doing here?
Get out of here.
Allow me, airmail coming through.
If you want your mail to arrive on time, excuse me
And we at the post
flying through the cordillera of the
Andes it means nothing?
Excuse me
Hello
These guys are heroes ,
death awaits them at every step uh
It's unthinkable.
I'd be dumber to listen to him.
Why I always have the bum clothes?
There my little Riton,
you are going to be dressed like a prince.
Oh no
Why did you take my costume?
it's not yours if I'm wearing it.
Thief! I will tell Fano!
I don't care.
Fano, Rito took took my favorite costume.
I wanted to be in Scottish attire.
Well let me allow you a minute to get
your mind back.
Yes but the Scottish, that's me
not him.
We already have a lot on our plate
why does it really matter?
If I'm not Scottish I will stop everything
Very well, Riton will be punished
Give me your bag
For five hundred bricks I would
disguise even as a can delivery guy.
Is it really that difficult?
If there is a grain of sand in the
mechanical, everything falls apart.
It's ok.
Do it for us, for you, for Fano
I was supposed to be Scottish.
They promised me Scottish.
Say, you can't tell him something now?
Are you going to the toilets or give me crap?
Lily!
Lily!
Well Frederic, you're talking to hippies?
He's joking, I've never seen him before.
He's a stranger.
Lily, my dear
He's really insisting.
Please edgar,
be nice and do something for this
poor fellow.
More like poor drug addict.
Lily, it's me Max.
Don't cry I told you I'll punish him.
It's not Riton, it's Lily that came by,
She didn't recognize me.
Ah yes, don't worry she'll come back.
When?
When you will be rich, go on!
America!
Perfect!
It's closed.
Who closed it?
What do I do?
You're keeping count Madam Rose?
As usual Mister Gaston.
We will meet again eh
We got it guys, it's there!
How about you calm down my son.
You take the baggage.
I will clean.
Thank you sir!
Youssef the Queen
Don't worry I'll be right back.
Sorry my father, it was open.
Bye Madam.
That damn thing will stir up
the whole station.
You think we should answer it?
And say what? It's Madam Pipi, I'm listening?
Hello Romeo?
- What, it's you?
Everything is going well.
Why don't you use radio?
How does it work?
Wait i will explain it to you.
I don't deserve that.
It's a great job,
pure beautiful artist work.
Stop dreaming shit! I want to know
the progress.
We are moving forward!
Time is money.
Fano is impatient.
And me, you think I sleep in the sun?
Well you are lucky at least you
are doing something.
What do I do during this time?
I just think.
I heard something.
It's surely Fano.
But Fano would have warned us.
Close the door.
We're finished.
Are you there?
Answer me, are you there?
Is it you who has pep?
I'm going to slap you.
Are you there?
Answer you imbecile!
Yes yes,
it's me I'm here but I'm busy
Ah I understand, you have a comrade
I don't want to be indiscreet
See you later, leave me a note.
Yes that's it, later
I will leave you a word.
It worked, back to the job now.
You know huh, I'll tell it to Fano.
Some pretend to be lazy to
be dishonest.
There.
You're turn now.
Already?
Yes I need to pee.
What is that for?
How were you educated, in front of
somoene?
No kidding!
This must be what the anguish
of a father feels like.
Wow it's beautiful.
And they say that money doesn't smell.
Alpha calling Romeo, Alpha calling Romeo
Hello? Answer me Romeo.
Max!
Answer me
I'm stuck I can't get out
Alpha Romeo
Alpha Romeo, Hello Alpha Romeo
Riton calling Max!
Son of a bitch
You're caving now oh
It's not time to laugh Max come
I'm stuck help me.
Nothing there, be less proud.
Pull Max.
Did you see all that money?
I have never seen so much.
Whoa
My goodness.
I'm getting a heart attack again.
New heart attack.
Unbelievable
There's a lot here.
I have the impression there's enough.
How much?
Enough.
I can't believe it.
Police, Hands up!
It was too good to be true.
Never do that again!
Forward in the post in front of the enemy.
We'll fix it later.
Get the suitcase.
You take the money.
Put it in,
and I'll get the car
Come on.
I like that.
You see.
I planned too small.
We can't leave it behind.
Look at all that is left still.
There is only one solution.
Let's go.
Alpha calling Romeo Alpha calling Romeo
Listening alpha
The car is ready.
I am beginning to understand why
we call this heavy francs.
Oh my.
You always have to get noticed.
I have the impression that the suitcase
is transparent
In the name of God!
You could have bought something more solid.
Yes but since it was going
to be used just once,
There was no need to waste money.
Come on let's go.
It doesn't want to start.
Is there something wrong?
He prepared it for the twenty four
hours of le mans!
We can't stay here!
You see,
she will never start!
Let's get a taxi instead.
We should leave this anyway
it's not properly registered.
If we wait a taxi we'll be here forever.
Ok well,
there is only one solution.
To the metro train.
Come on
Come on!
Hey! You three!
Move the car, you can't park here.
You understand? Move it!
Excuse me I have a problem,
silly breakdown, an unfortunate setback a
ridiculous incident
Yes we looked for a tow truck.
I hear this trick ten times
per day, what is wrong with it?
Well it's the starter.
Let me try.
Come on
We're going to get it now.
Well then,
the papers,
car registration, certificate insurance, permit
Don't make the officer wait.
So where is it?
It's hiding.
I'll get you for that later.
There.
It's not the same address.
Yes, I just moved.
I was dropped by a big promoter.
We will put this in proper order
by going to the police station of your
neighborhood.
As soon as I have the ticket
I will go and fix it.
Hey Fano, look!
That will be all for this one,
but next time, we will tow it.
Wait! We say Goodbye officer sir
Bye officer!
The car!
Hurry, quick!
Piece of junk!
Mr officer!
She won't start again.
She doesn't want to start.
Well then?
What do you say?
Thank you officer!
Go on.
I plan down to the smallest
detail and what happens? An idiot puts the
suitcase on the sidewalk.
It' not even me who messed up with the
car no? It's bad luck.
Worse,
the cherry the scoumoune
the black day yes
well I don't give up I'm planning one
embellished
Hey what did i tell you, there!
Get on the bus and take the suitcase down.
What about the driver?
Make yourself small.
Hurry up!
Easy for them to say, I'm the
one taking the risk.
You gonna leave him alone you thugs?
Shut the hell up!
Leave him alone you little idiots!
Aren't you ashamed,
screaming vulgarities to children?
There messing with us!
Come on there.
Yeah come on.
yes
Come on pass them down
yes
Yes that's it
What are you doing
yes
Max!
Max!
Throw it down here!
Max!
Throw, come on already!
Good for nothing.
You going to give us or not?
There! All done!
Come on!
Wait for me!
Hurry, go, quick!
You guys cannot get any dumber.
You cannot say that Fano, we
really earned this money.
Careful, put your seatbelts on.
What for? It's not like your going to fall
into prudence!
We're almost there!
Look, over there!
Slow down!
Are you trying to pass them up?
Oh no, tell me it's a nightmare.
We're back to where we started.
It's full of cops.
What do we do Fano?
With your stupidity, we're good
for a suicide mission.
We need a volunteer. Come on!
For Frankfurt! Place 804, 42
Go ahead. Hey! Your ticket!
I'm just accompanying them.
Without a ticket you can't go.
Hey! I need a ticket.
I don't have anymore.
Some coins quick!
I'm taking note. You think I'm the
one that is suppose to have coins?
I'll go get some.
Here, I have some!
Hey! Come here!
There, Frankfurt, go quick.
This time, hmm
I'll be good.
What do we do?
There's no reason to make trouble.
Place 42 remember?
Keep them for me.
Well
yes
You bring this to the lady
From me
Execute!
Excuse me, this is from the gentleman over there
What is it?
I don't know it's surely a mistake.
Fuck mistakes I'll show you!
Excuse me sister.
I haven't even left yet!
That'll teach you!
It's not my fault!
Where did he go?
It's nice of you guys to have
come get me.
It's crazy how much we get attached to things.
Come on, Come on
You think that's for us?
Allow me, give me the suitcase.
You shouldn't carry that it's too heavy
for you grandma.
I got it
Would you please hold my suitcase while
I get my ticket?
You OK aunt?
You had a good trip?
What's new in the country?
Let me hold your basket.
It's heavy huh?
eh
That's good now it's over
Finished, ah yes give me back my suitcase
Come on let's go, that's good.
A point for you, come on.
Look at him, we forgot to load the meter.
You can't escape your fate.
Implementation of the back up plan.
Damn suitcase but it's your fault if
in the meantime a setback will end in
disaster.
To think that with all this dough
we have to take public transport.
Money reveals bullshit.
That's it yes here you go.
It is done.
Ok so that's four hundred and sixty eight
million five hundred and sixty thousand old francs
I was told five hundred, they live well at
the pension fund.
Oh yes then that makes one hundred and forty nine
million five hundred and twenty thousand each
The minimum wage.
But you forgot the odds and ends.
- What?
Odds and ends.
I will explain.
Firstly,
provisions for identification investments,
model tooling,
purchase of three wallets,
dock label,
scraps,
Six bricks.
Cost of living increases every day.
Good, with one hundred and forty seven units
I will try to make do.
That's not the end.
What else is there?
The fines,
then,
Max,
for throwing the suitcase in spite of the,
common sense. Forty thousand new francs.
We don't leave Riton, Riton.. Riton
For the car that did not start,
for using the phone at a critical time,
for stealing the costume and,
upsetting his comrade,
I had a bonus point too, right?
I know, I took it into account.
The bonus, four units.
Well
Okay
and don't complain,
I didn't count my brain.
It's a good thing we aren't.
Well let's share because I want
to go home it's been twenty four
hours that we've been sitting on this money.
- The money will not move from here.
Why?
You are really amateurs huh?
If we change our habits,
the palaces the champagne,
girls,
we will get nabbed by the cops.
This money must be forgotten,
let it sleep for six months.
It will be in hibernation.
Then I agree to the social evolution
but until then,
I'll give you three hundred and five
per month.
Where is my bedroom?
Why?
I sleep where the money is.
You are wary of me?
Yes!
Suckers!
Taking advantage of me sleeping.
What is this?
You can't even go pee now.
Seeing how we are, we're good for
depression, a nervous breakdown
What do you propose?
We don't know who will press the button first.
Let's have a truce. We should be friends.
Who will do what?
Ok but I am not doing the cooking!
Sirs, to our collaboration.
And to the conclusion!
Happiness is certainly something.
Hello! The ministers are leaning towards a reform
for jails. The middle east is still a barrel of powder.
But first of all, the theft of the year.
Let's go to our reporter who is on site.
Last night, some thiefs got a hold of
460 million francs from a retirement fund safe,
in a Paris warehouse. The gangsters must
have been disturbed during their job because
they left behind 50 million.
- I planned too small.
We will deduct that.
The brains behind this seem to have planned
everything down to the smallest detail.
It must be the Brittish behind that.
Brittish? Why would they look elsewhere
for what we have here?
Mrs Rose, what did you notice?
Look at the camera
I have nothing to say, there's
a lot of people that go by here.
Anything suspect, suspicious?
I know nothing, saw nothing...
Saw nothing, heard nothing,
that's super.
Not even a guy who saw anything,
totally anonymous.
What Max? Are you absent?
I don't like it when you
are absent I talk.
Shut up
You know who you are talking to?
-mumble-
Did you see a ghost?
Worse guys, worse.
What?
Hello my little plumbers,
what a good surprise!
Your excellent education will certainly
push you to offer me a chair?
A gentleman remains a gentleman in all
circumstances.
What's up?
What is the honor?
Joy
Imagine that just last night
someone broke through the wall of my
bathrooms.
Vandals.
We saw on tv
you didn't see anything,
and have nothing to say.
Yes, but
it's not because we have nothing to say
that you should keep your mouth shut, right?
Well then what do you want?
We will see soon,
but not here.
If you don't mind I'd rather
go to your house tomorrow
At five 'o' clock?
No need to give me the address,
I know.
Why 5 o clock, why not dinner?
When there is enough for three,
- There's enough for four.
And Fano is right, in life you have to know
how to compose.
If she wants a share, it's not
coming from mine.
We must give her.
Careful, here she is.
I used to spend winters in Cannes,
but not for climatic reasons.
Casinos in general.
You were a player?
Since birth!
Oh
If you had seen the powerful of this world
the great players, the virtuosos
joking on a
green carpet
loosing millions oh!
It was beautiful, it was good, we wanted
to applaud.
You're trying to reassure us?
Ah on the contrary
I learned a lot.
What?
That the customer never wins.
What I understood is that it is better
to be on the side of the bank.
And all you needed was?
- The funds.
Yes, and you guys arrived like the Messiah.
It was you I was waiting for
Already in my plan,
which lacked only a hand that would guide
us towards a bigger cause.
When people play,
money comes in, transforms,
goes from hand to hand.
We don't know where it comes or where it goes.
Enough to simplify your little problem of
recirculation.
And then,
it would be so painful to be forced to
bring you oranges to your health.
So?
associates?
It's easy to say.
Good Riton!
Stephane, perfect!
Ah Max, I recognize your taste.
Your attention to detail in clothing,
but we will have to change it a bit.
For the client you must be colorless,
odorless and tasteless.
And now gentlemen,
let's grow your small capital.
Fifty thousand
Five thousand
With the table
Ten thousand, banco gentlemen.
Going well?
Sir is asking 80 thousand.
No!
Forty thousand in the banco, closing
It's okay Rito?
It's ok ma'am thank you
We pay
Town flag
Yes Madam
The hand is good tonight
But yes thank you not bad
One, two,
three, four, five
we're not too far ahead
Here but it is, sure. Two lines please
Fano, say what you will but
atleast we didn't steal this money.
Yes, well.
Five and seven here sir you forgot the swag.
Whiskey
What did you say sir?
Guess
One thousand, two thousand, thank you
Good evening sir
Rose
You promised me.
It's good.
You see the most difficult,
well, is putting the paperclips.
There is two thousand in the banco
thousand three thousand one hundred thirty three
one thousand four hundred twelve
seven thousand
How you do it?
Brain!
It's finish!
For the staff, thank you.
Go from nina to davidoff
I hope you like it.
Hold on
Sorry thank you
Dear friends,
as power of attorney,
I am happy to announce that in six months
we will have quadrupled our small capital.
We are going to proceed this evening to the first
achievement.
I'm happy because like this
we will be able to reimburse the retirement funds.
I had it on my conscience.
As soon as we hear bullshit we know that
you're not far away.
Yes
The law of cause and effect.
Oh say so.
What a hole.
Unbelievable!
Bullshit is like taxes,
you always ends up paying.
Sit down
So
Here,
the toilets of the palais-royal metro station,
where I'm doing a temporary job.
There,
the Bank of France!