Cattle Annie and Little Britches (1981) - full transcript
In nineteenth century Oklahoma, two teen girls, fans of stories about outlaws, are on a quest to meet and join up with them. They find a shadow of a former gang and although disappointed, still try to help them escape from a vigorous Marshal.
Cattle Annie was an outlaw
with the dime novel dream
little britches
was the other half
of this godforsaken team
seeking romance and excitement
they stowed aboard a train
that was destined to be robbed
by the doolin-Dalton gang
little girls want outlaws
the good boys they can't stand
they want fun and adventure
of life with an outlaw man
little girls they want outlaws
not buttons or bows
they want shoot-outs
and the holdups
that an outlaw man controls
now ned buntline
wrote the stories
of the outlaws way out west
full of glamour and adventure
of men he thought he knew best
the daltons and theames gang
with old bill doolin too
they rode across the pages
shooting their way through
What's that?
You only got three cars?
You only got three cars?
Don't shoot! It's a small train.
Mainly full of...
Pigs!
That was your idea, creek.
Brilliant.
You're little dick raidler,
right?
Aw, hush up, grandpa,
this is a hold-up.
There's nothing but coffins
in there.
Dynamite dick! No, it
ain't dynamite dick.
It's goddamn
bittercreek newcomb.
Now, let's get on with
this thing, for Christ's sake!
Only three cars
in the whole train.
How many passengers are there?
Not many, you can see them
peeping out the back there.
- Get 'em out.
- Yes, sir.
Reveille, reveille, reveille.
Fall out down here!
Bill doolin!
Hold on there
a minute, commander!
I don't see any need for this, now
that everybody's been introduced.
Mr. Newcomb,
just slow down a minute,
we don't want anybody hurt.
Let's see if we can't salvage
what appears to be slim pickings.
Folks, bill doolin!
Bill doolin!
That's right, and you're, uh...
Oh, um... Harley Hopkins.
Great pleasure
to meet you, Mr. Hopkins.
And I can see by the way you brought
all these good folks front and center
that you're a born leader.
Are you an honest man?
- Oh, I am that if anything.
- Then tell me,
is there anything on this train
that might be of interest
to me and my men
and others of our ilk?
I swear, not a cent, bill.
What is this, a social?
I don't think you
are an honest man.
Who's in charge here?
Red, George,
search those people.
Hold it!
We'll not be picking
pockets now, will we?
No, not yet.
Red, George, check the last car.
Dynamite dick's checking it!
It's done, give me a hand, red.
What did you find?
- Damndest gear I ever saw.
- It looks heavy.
I'll take 'em anyway.
We never leave empty-handed.
Here's supper!
Thank you, Mr. Hopkins.
Sorry for your
trouble and your time.
But then life's nothing but
trouble and time, eh?
Let's get moving!
That was a pretty shabbyob.
You proud of yourself, newcomb?
Oh, shut up.
Let's get on out of here.
You allust go riding off like
that, but what about that fire?
That fire on the tracks, how
are we supposed to put it out?
Piss on it.
Well, let's round up those pigs.
Hey, get this door shut.
Stowaways! Mr. Hopkins!
Hey, you're not supposed
to be in here, now get off!
Hey! Hey, come on, now!
Mr. Hopkins, there's
a crazy lady in there.
- Enny!
- Hey, stop!
You lay a hand on US
and I'll scream.
We're bound for California.
Oh, you're bound
for California, huh?
Well, this train goes
another 50 mile,
that'll leave you 1,000 to go.
You can sprint the last leg.
We're working our way west!
All right, back with the
humans, you little mites.
Scoot. Up from
the engines with me.
You did it again!
You never give me a chance
to put the cold water in.
Hello, what's this? A spa?
You two are taking
to the waters, are you?
May I humbly request
that you get back to work?
- But...
- There'll be no "but's" here.
But Mr. Morgan,
she burned her hands!
Ah, now it's insolence, is it?
I mean, I've a full house out
there and now my scullery trash
wish to become insolent,
while me chinaust mounts up
like the tower of babel.
You clumsy little wench,
come here.
Tidy that.
Be some wages lost there for
sure, if I don't miss my guess.
Why you contemptible
little wench!
I'll have my pay!
- You what?
- And don'tust stand there
looking like
a moon-struck baboon either!
I'll have it now!
You owe me a week,
a quarter a day,
fair and square!
Now, you listen to me.
I'll teach you some manners.
Ow!
Ow! What are you doing?
You're fired!
The both of you, you're fired!
No, I ain't, you
scum-sucking son-of-a-bitch!
I have resigned!
Out! Out!
You ungrateful little wench!
Out that door!
I believe, sir, I shall depart
through the front portal!
- Come, enny.
- Oh, no.
You brats will not exit through
the front of my establishment!
- There are people out there!
- I andenny are people!
I'll give you “people.”
Annie!
You halt, sir.
If you wish to keep your nose!
We shall go now, enny,
have your head high!
Come on, enny!
Come on!
Hey, Annie, maybe we
shouldn't have done that!
It's done.
Annie, Morgan'll have the law on US
busting up his kitchen like that.
Good, I'm sick of this
damn town anyway.
It's time we got on west
like we planned.
How? What can we do?
I'll think of something.
- You always do.
- Let's smoke.
Oh, come on.
Ain't you got any money, cowboy?
Well, well, well!
What's you two big city belles
doing out this way?
Heard you were
standing stud, elrod.
And we'reust plum
out of breath getting here.
- What's she doing?
- Oh, no!
Look at that!
I'd have lit this on your
beard, elrod, if you had one.
Smoking in public! Look at her.
What's you two big-shots in the
restaurant business doing today?
- Thought you were supposed to be working.
- I resigned!
I've come to the conclusion
my future lies elsewhere!
Mine too!
I'll bet you all were fired.
Of course, I... l could use my
influence down at the mighty rz.
Oh, elrod, if you
weren't so dumb and ugly,
I wouldn't feel
so sorry for you.
I don't think I would talk.
I wouldn't even
ask you to dance.
Oh, elrod! You're such a man!
- You're loco as shit!
- Marry me! Marry me!
I'll have all
12 of your children,
and you can beat me when you get
drunk on your cowpuncher's pay!
You're crazy!
All right.
Good afternoon, my lovelies!
Love you, darling!
Oh, shut up,
let's try to look dignified.
What the hell is this?
It'sust the whole goddamn
doolin-Dalton gang.
Good day! Nice Autumn afternoon.
Don't let US stop you hard-working
people from your frolic.
Thought I knew some folks in
these parts, times do change.
Bill! Bill!
- Corey!
- Bill doolin!
We'll be
needing some things, Corey.
And set up all these good men
with some of your finest corn.
Not that swill
you sell the poor, but honest.
Come on, lads!
Cold beer, let's go!
First one's on me, I'm buying.
That's news. You ain't never
bought a drink in your life.
- Yes?
- Uh, this here is my boy, ned.
Ned, this is Mr. Bill doolin.
Iust wanted him
to meet you, sir.
Ned, well, you're looking fit.
How'd you like to meet my partner, Mr.
Dalton, if you've got the time?
Gentlemen!
Compliments of bill doolin!
Bill, thank you!
Where's all the pretty girls?
Come on, darling! Come over here!
Give US a dance! Goodness me!
Come on... please, I
don't want to dance.
I'm not going to hurt you...
I would love a...
Mister, would you
please leave me alone?
Hey, doolin! What's wrong
with these people?
We used to have friends
around here, Corey.
We've had warmer welcomes.
Well, so it goes. More and more
people are coming in here every day.
And the more people there are, the
less they be friends it seems.
Sounds ass-backwards,
but what don't these days?
Civilization's
coming here, bill,
be careful it don't get you.
Civilization, huh?
Well, let me tell you.
Civilization is gonna have to
getin line
behind all those
coming to get me.
I got heck Thomas, Chris madsen,
and old bill tilghman
on my big old butt!
Geez!
Well, i'llust
open up for you, bill.
Let me get you something
decent to drink.
Corey, you, uh...
You got some dead-weight
around here that can keep
two eyes open after sundown?
Shit! Getting cautious
in your old age.
Not much law here yet.
I haven't lived this long
listening to store keeps.
Hmm.
What about these young fools
lollygagging this way?
Hey, you dolts, here now!
Mr. Doolin wants to talk you,
hop to it!
You men know your butts
from a water hole?
I think so, sir.
You think so?
- Yes, sir.
- Well, for what I want,
I guess you don't
have to be too sure.
But if you mess up,
you'll find your butts
full of double-ought.
Now, let me tell you
what I want.
You, cover the road into town.
You two boys, cover
the road out of town.
You see any strangers, you
high-tail it back and let me know.
Corey's opening up. Now maybe
we can get a man's drink.
From Corey?
Jesus, that'll be a change!
I'll be seeing you.
Gonna stand watch.
Here you are, bill.
You, you know,
I always save these
just for you.
Jesus, Corey.
What the hell
do you call that, huh?
That's Irish whiskey. Does it
taste like Irish whiskey to you?
Made it in my own back room.
Hell, no!
Corey, here's the list
of the things we'll need.
Let me go!
Whoo, look it here! Fresh fish! Fresh fish!
Fire up the skillet, Corey!
Don't you lay a hand
on me again, buddy!
And what if I try to steal
a kiss from you, little girl?
I ain't a little girl!
Take one step toward me again
and I'll kick you in your eggs.
My what?
Your eggs!
I don't like
my eggs scrambled. No, ma'am!
Over easy, but not scrambled.
Uh-uh!
Annie!
Annie!
Well, little britches.
You must be the brains
of this gang,
seeing she's got all the brawn.
- Doolin.
- Mr. Doolin to you.
You're really Mr. Doolin.
Unfortunately, the one and only.
Corey.
Give these two ladies a root
beer and a sweet or two.
Here you are, little girl.
Oh, boy, that's what I'd like.
I'm gonna get me one of those.
What about you, red?
Don't want it?
- We'll have a whiskey.
- Oh!
- Oh, you will, will you?
- Is she crazy?
Will it be neat or branch?
I'll have whatever
the boys are having.
We ain't boys, little girl.
All right, ladies,
belly up to the bar.
You go a round with doolin,
we'll take you at your word.
- What's your name?
- Annie.
Annie. Little britches.
A toast!
May you ride long and hard.
Aye! Aye!
Little britches?
Mmm.
Oh, darling,
it's evil stuff. Evil stuff.
Relax a bit. There are two ways into
town and both of them are covered.
Iust don't know, bill.
I don't know.
Yeah, ease up, Dalton, you're
making me nervous.
Two dead brothers and one in the
pen and you say, "ease up"?
Just part of outlawing.
Hey, Corey!
Make sure you put a bag of
jawbreakers in that, okay?
I'll give you aawbreaker!
Yeah?
Crazy Pennsylvania cowpuncher.
Don't get kin to that, boy.
Hey, any of you gentlemen
have a smoke?
Smoking and drinking,
what's next?
First youust offer a piece
to the wind.
I've read all about you, fellas.
Through Mr. Ned buntline's
literary works.
I've followed all your deeds
of derring-do and bravery.
This ned buntline.
Now what the hell
does he know about US?
Everything, bill, everything!
Mr. Doolin! Riders, Mr. Doolin!
- How many?
- -Two I've seen, there's more!
Let's move. Let's get the hell out of here.
Annie, I feel sick.
Come on, boys,
let's not waste any time.
Geez, me flask.
Hey, you'd make a good outlaw.
All right.
Ride!
We shall follow! We shall!
Good evening, gentlemen.
Who is it?
Hey! You brought some
new blood with you.
I'm, uh, US marshal,
bill tilghman.
I wonder if any of you
kind folks have,
uh, seen, what I say, about,
a half a dozen gentlemen
ride this way recently?
Now, I'm not looking
for an informer.
Just a nod here
and there will do.
Right, let me tell you then
why I'm here.
I'm looking for
Mr. Bill doolin, to be exact.
Well, come on, folks,
he's no hero!
He robs banks!
In those banks is your money!
And who do you work for?
United States government.
If you see, uh, Mr. Doolin
before I do,
you can tell him that,
uh, I'm gonna get him.
I'm coming to get him
and get him I shall.
As those amongst you
who know me can believe...
You're getting a little old,
aren't you, bill tilghman,
to be running down the best?
He may be the best,
all the rest are dead.
But you can tell old doolin that
old tilghman is coming after him
and I'm gonna Bury his
calloused ass into the dirt!
Is that clear?
Our horses are dead tired,
so why don't youust
take 'em to the corral?
Yes, Mr. Tilghman.
Now, is there a gentleman
named Corey here about?
Here, sir.
Anything I can do for you gents?
Maybe.
Working my way, way out west
sail away, lady
sail away
sold my stuff and all the rest
sail away, lady
sail away
don't you rock him, daddy-o
all of our clothes
into our trunk
sail away, lady,
sail away
find me a bar and drink me drunk
sail away, lady
sail away
don't you rock 'em, daddy-oh-de
I when I find me an outlaw man
sail away, lady
sail away
sail away out to another land
sail away, lady
sail away
don't you rock 'em, daddy-oh-de!
Don't you rock 'em,
daddy-oh-de! >
What are those?
Damn buzzards!
We've got a pistol right here.
Who did you borrow
the pistol from?
A legacy from my dear,
dead daddy.
A hero of the confederate army!
A giant falsehood.
Your daddy died from the consumption,
as sure as mine died from drink.
So be it.
But a person can go a long
way out here with a pistol!
All this is wrong, Annie.
It's too soon to tell
what is right or wrong.
Are you with me or not?
I'll not be a white nigger slave
woman my whole life long!
I'd rather burn like a fire.
Are you with me?
I'm with you, Annie.
But I'm hot and tired
and we're out of water.
That will pass.
We'll ride hard now.
And live high later.
Bittercreek newcomb
would not lie to me.
Doolin will take US in.
- Enny?
- Hmm?
- Do you ever do it?
- Do what?
- You know what.
- Yeah, I know what.
And you know I haven't,
so why do you ask?
Sometimes people lie
about stuff like that.
Well, neither have I.
But I'm gonna do it with
bittercreek newcomb.
- Oh, Annie!
- It's in my mind.
Like a hot coal!
Really? Oh!
Come on.
Come on.
- Come on.
- Annie.
- What?
- You must not leave me.
I ain't gonna leave you.
Is that... is that...
Hey!
Is... bittercreek! Bittercreek!
You see, enny? I told you!
- Stand clear.
- No!
Offer some to the earth,
before you drink.
She'll always provide.
Dynamite!
You ought to see this.
Your half-breed pal's back.
He brought you something.
God damn it.
Now, that is an odd spectacle.
What do you boys make of that?
What you got there, bittercreek?
I believe we've all met before.
Ain't they them testy
Guthrie strumpets?
Put 'em in the shade,
get 'em some water.
What's this all about, breed?
Theyust want to consort
with some low-life.
Well, they sure chose well.
Now, suppose youust take
'em back where you got 'em.
You hear me, breed?
You got pig-shit for brains!
Two goddamn children.
Now, what the hell is this?
I don't know what this is. Used
to be a gang and a good one.
Now it'sust a bunch of
bums on the run.
You'd never say that to my
brother, Bob, and live to tell it.
Are you trying to imply, Mr.
Newcomb, that you got better ideas?
Robbing this train was your
thought, I let you have your way.
Maybe we can steal more
toys from tiny trains.
Is that your idea of brilliance?
And under your brilliance,
we've come to all this!
Iust got here.
I... iust got here.
And I tend to agree
with Mr. Newcomb.
These fellas
and these surroundings
are sore on the eyes
and do not doustice
to your reputation.
You, Mr. Dynamite dick,
as I recall,
you should either
grow the beard or shave!
What you got now is near
disgusting in appearance.
You girls look sorely beat.
Red, make a place
for them to rest. Use my bunk.
Morning, girls!
How about a cup of coffee?
You ought to be drinking milk.
Coffee will be fine.
You ladies like something a little
bit more solid in your guts?
Annie! Catch!
Jenny, it's a baseball!
Where did you get
all this stuff?
You mean you never heard of the
great baseball train robbery?
Hey, can you fellas
play this game?
There's not enough of US.
Rule book here says
you got to have nine.
The way I remember seeing the game
played back east, they used two teams.
That's right.
Look, I'll divide the team,
and then I'll explain
the particulars.
What the hell is that?
It's the goddamn first base.
Bill!
You're out,
you broke the whiskey bottle!
Maybe [I'll go in myself, upstream,
of course, from these louts.
Hey! Are you girls coming in?
In front of all these people?
Gentlemen, I believe the
ladies would like to bathe.
I don't trust 'em.
Make 'em close their eyes.
Hell, I can't get
most of 'em to keep 'em open.
However, Mr. Dalton
and I will become trees.
You girls may disrobe behind US.
Get back, raidler. There's
no looking at the ladies.
Mr. Weightman!
Mr. Buck, get back!
Get your ass back in there.
Let me know
when you're ready, girls.
"In front of everyone?"
- Everyone but bittercreek.
- Yeah, that's right.
Gentlemen, I say we'll ride.
And damn their eyes!
We'll ride with pride.
Empire city!
I sure as hell always
wanted to hit that bank!
It's two days' ride
to empire city.
We'll stop off at Ingalls tonight, where
it should be safe to leave the ladies.
Where's our littleenny?
Gone to bed the minute we
got to the boarding house.
This one's ready
to go with her, seems to me.
Hey there, Mr. Doolin.
Come meet the girls.
Evening, ladies.
Okay.
- Bittercreek!
- Get down!
Doolin!
Red, get around the back!
Dalton!
Damn, I hate getting up
early in the morning.
Jesus Christ, raidler!
This is no time to be
sitting on your ass!
- You all right, kid?
- Yeah.
Stay down low.
Annie!
- The girl's trying to kill me!
- Annie!
The gang's getting surrounded.
There's doolin! Go ahead.
God damn, what I'd give
for a stick of dynamite.
Come on!
Yeah!
Get out there! Get out there!
Get out!
Go!
That's it, come on,
let's get out.
Move! Move! Move!
George! George!
Come on! Come on!
Come on, let's go!
Bill tilghman.
How the hell did he
know about this place?
What's goin' on here?
- Anybody hurt?
- Uh-uh, nah.
Somebody fix up Annie.
Bill?
I'm afraid we got you
girls into some trouble.
But we'll get you out.
She got US out of this one.
That was a smart move
with them cattle, Annie.
How much longer
you figure we got?
We're five minutes late already.
Let's get moving!
Back to rock fort.
Annie, you forgot your bag!
Somebody put down
that poor horse.
That your horse, Annie?
Sort of.
Then you ride on out.
I'll do what's gotta be done.
No! I'll do what must be done!
Move out!
It seems to me
all the right words are getting
into all the wrong ears.
Hey, Dalton, that was great
support you gave bill back there.
Where'd you learn that, from
your brothers in poppyville?
Watch your mouth!
I think
you're losing it, doolin.
Christ, they know
every move we make!
Yeah, they sure as hell do!
And that is exactly
how my brothers got it!
A goddamn leak that got back...
Ah, for Christ's sake,
Dalton, you and your bloody...
All right, that's enough!
Well...
I say we lay up.
Well, it says here...
"But doolin has
an ironclad discipline
"and an almost
oriental-like concentration."
What the hell is this?
Let me see that!
The fantastic adventures
of the doolin-Dalton gang.
By ned buntline!
Here! Is my name in there?
Let me see!
Now, wait a minute!
Big bill tilghman...
Bigger and possibly
smarter than...
The aging bill doolin!
Shit!
Don't tear the bloody thing!
Aging bill doolin, my ass!
I'll show ned buntline
how my story ends!
The doolin-Dalton gang,
rides again!
What are you trying to prove?
My daddy once told me
about Saturday night.
He said, "go big or stay home!"
There'll be no
pig shit on this one.
How can you be
so sure about that?
Well, I'll tell you,
bittercreek.
I got an almost...
Oriental-like concentration!
Well, what's the plan?
Ah, the plan.
This time
it's gonna be different.
This time...
You'll all be dressed to the nines,
just as pretty as you please.
In suits and ties...
And we'll go strolling
through the town...
Like upright, honest citizens...
Out on a holiday.
- Little dicky raidler.
- Yes, sir!
I want you to go to Corey's
for some more supplies,
and whilst there...
I want you to purchase
two nice, snappy bonnets...
For the little girls.
You, red...
You'll put your big mouth
to use now!
You'll go into the town,
you'll spread the word...
That come Thursday,
Thursday next,
we're gonna take the train
with the big mine payroll.
Only we won't be there.
But, tilghman...
Tilghman will!
That'd make all
the papers back home.
All the big papers back east!
That's the spirit!
And, bittercreek...
You, along with weightman,
go to the old man
and bring back some
fresh horses.
We'll want the finest.
And the ladies...
Ah, yes, the ladies...
You'll be down at the creek, washing
and pounding our clothes...
So it'll be nice and clean
for the occasion.
You're all gonna lookust dandy!
Why'd you choose that stinkin'
breed to scout ahead?
Breed's half animal.
Can smell danger.
Hey, Annie, did you
hear what they said
about your precious
bittercreek, huh?
Ma'am.
Good morning.
I wish to withdraw some
money from your bank.
All of it.
Everybody on the floor!
No, no, no, dicky, no!
Stop! You there!
Out here.
Move!
Hey, you! Shaky!
Start putting something
green in the bag.
- There's no...
- Find some!
He's tryin' to tell you
we don't have any sacks.
Every bank has a sack!
I swear, we're fresh out.
Well...
Did any of you guys
bring a sack?
Nobody brought a sack.
All right...
Off with your pants.
- What?
- Off with your pants!
- What?
- Dead or alive!
Get them goddamn
clothes off right now!
All right, son...
Put the money on the counter.
Both drawers...
And don't move!
Nice work there, unior!
Now, let me have that watch!
Oh, come on!
Ooh, look at that.
Got oneust like Dalton!
Hogtie that boy!
Here come the girls.
I knew it!
I knew that son of a bitch
didn't like trains!
Good mornin', ladies.
Ooh, that went slicker
than a greased pig!
Good mornin', gentlemen!
Better stop there!
'Cause that's as far
as you're gonna go!
Who speaks?
US marshal, bill tilghman.
I've heard of you.
And I've heard you, too, sir.
What now, sir?
Well, if you're gonna walk
out of this town...
You're gonna have
to get by me first!
Everybody stay put!
Stay low.
Sit!
Goddamn shooting gallery!
Easy, George, easy.
Now, I'll tell you what
I want you to do!
I want you to walk towards
the middle of the street...
Keep your hands up
and keep 'em up high!
Get 'em!
Get down!
Stay down!
You all right, dicky?
Yeah. Itust grazed my boot.
That dumb asshole George...
He's dead.
Wait a minute!
I've got enough dynamite to blow
this whole goddamn town apart!
Yes, and US too!
Doolin!
You've got one minute to
come out with your hands up
or I'm gonna blow
the back of the bank off!
So far you done them two girls
and George a great service.
You got any moves left, old man?
Cut him loose.
- He's a deputy!
- Don't! We need him!
Cut the rope!
What's your name?
Capps!
Roger capps!
You a family man?
- Yeah.
- Then you ought to be selling shoes,
instead of playing parts
you ain't suited for.
Red!
Tilghman!
We've got your Roger capps!
And I would not like to be him!
Bill?
The people wanna see you hang!
And I shall see
that they're due!
Now, give up, bill!
All things come to an end!
You two stay put! Down!
Breed, get him up!
Get up, god damn it!
The rest of you men gather
around here, real close!
He's our ticket to safety.
Tilghman, we're coming out.
Hold your fire!
Give US a fair start
or you'll lose your man.
Can't do that, bill.
This ain't a game no more!
Blow it out your big fat ass,
bill tilghman!
What the hell's wrong
with you, bill doolin?
Shielding yourself
with two little girls!
Holding a man's life
to protect your own?
Do as they say, bill.
They know I'm the law!
Bill, please!
So be it.
All right, put your guns down
and keep 'em down!
Dynamite, raidler,
pick up George. Move!
Annie, enny, mount up!
Get on the damn horse!
Move capps out!
A man can see for miles
out there, tilghman...
I see one cloud of dust...
Your capps will die.
You ain't gonna kill that man,
bill doolin!
Red buck and dynamite will.
One wrong move, I'm gonna
send him home in an envelope.
It's on your head, bill.
Mornin!
What is this that I can see?
But icy fingers
taking hold of me
my name is death, none can excel
I hold the keys
to heaven or hell
oh, death
can you spare me
over for another year?
Oh, death, consider my age
please don't take me
at this stage
& my wealth is all
at your command
if you will move your icy hand &
bittercreek?
There's nothin' movin'.
We can let our Mr. Capps go now.
He can have a nice walk.
Come on, get!
Folks are sick and tired
of your kind, bill doolin.
You know that young fella,
at the bank?
The teller?
He's only been on theob
three months.
You know, the only valuable
he had was his watch.
And your man
raidler took it off him.
Why don't you leave US alone?
Mr. Capps, wait a minute!
Got the man's watch, dicky?
Just want to be punctual.
Give it to Mr. Capps.
Give it to him!
- Dynamite?
- Yes, sir?
Give him $50.
And buy Mr. Tilghman
and his boys a drink.
Or anyone else
we've inconvenienced.
Why don't you give him
something for widows
and orphans too
while you're at it?
Breed, the money is nothing!
Now, I'm tired and I'm weary
and we've lost a good friend.
So shut up!
Mr. Doolin?
Yes?
Don't go back to rock fort.
They know about it now.
Why are you telling me this?
I don't know.
I'm death,
I come to claim your soul
leave the body and leave it cold
drop the flesh off of your frame
the earth and worms
both have a claim
what is this that I can see?
These icy fingers
taking hold of me
my name is death, none can excel
I hold the keys
to heaven or hell &
we have some
friendsust up ahead.
We're all strung out
about as far as we can go.
The old man's hovel is nearby.
Goddamn weather
can't last forever!
Only three months. It's called
the rainy season, bill.
Your two gals will probably
catch their death of cold.
You girls all right?
I feel so bad that
George is dead, bill.
George was a good man!
Those aren't good men up there.
Well, they're good men, but...
But they aren't good men,
if you know what I...
In the end,
we ain't doin' right...
A good man does right.
You and Annie
should go your own way.
Quick as we can fix it,
little britches.
My name isenny!
Jenny, I'm gonna give you and
Annie some money right now!
And when we get
through this night...
You'll be off for something
more fitting.
It's gone.
All of it.
It's gone!
Bill?
Bill.
Thanks.
Well, enny...
Got any advice for this old man?
Mmm-mmm.
I never thought I'd live to see the
day I couldn't get some free advice.
This world of pissants
and grovelers
is about the only thing that people give
each other with no strings attached.
Here!
So I started taking.
Mmm.
In the long run, it evens out.
You wind up with a...
A mouthful of salt
and a handful of memories.
Better see what's
going on down there.
What are you thinking, enny?
That I love you.
But, uh, that I don't...
Love you.
There's a "but" to everything.
They're talking about
splitting up down there.
But you can still be brave...
And [I'll follow you
to the end, bill.
Little britches!
Well, Mr. Dalton...
What do you think?
Uh, I'm going back to politics
in California, bill.
I don't know why the hell I
ever left in the first place.
I think I'll go
on a vacation myself.
Tell me, breed...
Them hot Springs.
Old Indian folks say
they're rejuvenating.
Any truth to that?
So the legend goes...
You know that...
That all legends end in
bullshit, don't they, doolin?
Well, i'llust try and see
if this one works.
You coming back?
Yes, I'm coming back.
And when I do, we'll all be
of one mind now, won't we?
I don't know.
I'm with you, bill doolin.
Mr. Doolin, to you, kid.
Weust gonna let him leave?
Let him go.
I think he's through.
Yeah, we all through.
Whoa! Whoa! Ho, there!
A very good day
to you, Mr. Doolin.
It gladdens a man's soul to see a
free man out for a morning ride.
And where are you headed
all alone now?
Corey, I haven't lived this long idly
giving my destination to store keeps.
Yeah, but is
it livin', Mr. Doolin?
I hear you're a runnin' man
more than anything these days.
You tryin' to tell me
somethin, Corey?
Me?
Why, no, Mr. Doolin!
What could I tell you?
I'm only a store keep.
True.
Well, then,
top of the morning to you.
Hal
Bittercreek, are you
really an Indian?
When my family was killed,
and I was raised
with the sioux...
They had the great spirit,
but they, too, were dying.
But you have a...
You have a great spirit
in your life,
for... for your world.
You're as brave
and as strong as any of US.
Go to that world
of yours, Annie.
Afternoon, gents!
How's business?
God's business
is always good, my son.
What line are you in?
Fights, mostly.
Investments.
The same business
you fellas are in.
You ain't in business
no more, doolin.
Would you hand me
that towel, bill?
Now, where is he?
There!
You all right in there, bill?
Just fine.
No hard feelings?
It's been a grand chase.
It's him. That's bill doolin.
I told you!
Mr. Doolin, Mr. Doolin, Mr.
Doolin, your picture, please.
In front of city hall.
Marshal, get the prisoner out in
front of city hall for a picture.
Mr. Doolin, please.
A picture!
Could you hold his lapel
and point your gun at him?
Never mind the lapel stuff, ust take
a picture, son, and get it over with.
Could you raise his irons?
Please, Mr. Doolin.
I'm sorry about this, bill.
Why don't you smile,
bill doolin?
Doolin inail.
Jesus Christ! Why'd he have
to do that to US?
You allust gonna leave?
Just like that?
He'd be the first one
to say scat.
We've got to get him out!
There's 100 guns
around him now, Annie.
Isn't there something we can do?
You can go
in there and bust him out.
I'll read about it
in the papers.
Send you a postcard.
And you get caught,
you gonna get hung.
Not the time of year
for me to hang.
My pa's so busy with the harvest,
he couldn't Bury me for a while.
Is it all over, Annie?
Let's go home.
It's all gone bad with...
Killing and all.
I told you I'd never leave you.
But I'll leave you now.
Doolin heeds a friend!
And I'll be it if you one-way
son-of-a-bitches won't!
As friends you all
suck ditchwater!
Child, life ain't one
of your dime novels.
If you don't live it,
it ain't worth a dime, anyway!
Are you comin', enny?
I'd rather go down
with bill doolin
than scatter like a bunch
of cockroaches in the light!
You coming,
you blubbering little bitch?
Don't you call me a bitch!
You are about as tough as
a toad's belly, little girl!
Watch your mouth!
Run like a wimpy weasel
with the rest of them!
And stay off my goddamn horse!
Let's go.
Let's you and me get bill.
Better take old brownie with
you, she's packing some grub.
You all rode good and hard.
You all ride long and low.
And don't you come back until
you sell all them papers.
Paperboy!
Hey, you getting tired, breed?
Hey, breed, I'm coming with you!
On, hell!
Yahoo!
Hold up there, red fox,
I'm with you.
God damn it!
Come on!
You scared?
I was born scared.
You were born crazy
and nothing matters anyway.
Hey, fellas.
Please, officer,
we've got a customer in there.
Paper!
Well?
Mmm.
You got bill doolin in thisail?
Right behind two steel doors.
Now you two get your little
butts the hell out of the way!
Look, see, she's,
I mean, he's...
He's got a gun in that sack and we're
here to bust bill doolin outtaail.
Now, how the hell
are you gonna do that?
Well...
Annie here's gonna pull
out this gun of hers,
tell you to open those two steel doors
or she'll blow your brains out.
If you say you
don't believe her,
she'sust crazy enough
she mightust...
Blow your brains out, so...
Annie?
Let's get on with this thing,
pull the gun out!
You open those doors
or I'll blow your brains out!
What's going on here?
I believe her.
Don't the neither
of you make a sound
for I'm in the soup so deep, I
don't care what happens to me.
And as you can see,
I'm not very concerned
with what's gonna happen to you
if you don't do what Annie says.
Annie?
Right!
You're right!
You open those doors
now and lead US to doolin!
And if you do well...
You'll be here to read something
besides your obituary
in tomorrow's...
Tomorrow's
empire city herald examiner!
Now commence
the springing of bill doolin!
Well, open the cell!
Give me the other keys.
Get up, bill!
It's me andenny.
Wake up, damn it!
We ain't got all day!
Wait, hold it! Get the guns!
All right, easy does it.
Easy now.
Okay.
So...
Come to see old doolin,
have you?
Bring him out, boys.
Here you are, bill.
There they are.
The last of the doolin-Dalton gang,
they've come to bust you out, huh?
You're really scraping
the barrel, ain't you?
No.
They're two of the best.
Now, bill tilghman here,
he's a decent man.
Even though he's on
the wrong side of the law.
But he promised me that if he
ever caught up with you two...
He'd see you got a square deal.
Ain't that right, bill”?
Well, I'm a man of my word.
But what are you
gonna do with US?
Ah, well, if the...
- Where's your families?
- Where's your father, Annie?
Serving his third term
in the United States senate.
Enough, Annie.
We ain't got none, marshal.
Jenny's right.
Well, then, we may send you east to get the
idea of being an outlaw out of your heads!
What's it gonna be like...
Being inail back east?
Listen...
You're young.
Doolin and me...
We're old...
What I'm trying to say isust...
Don't waste your time
with old cowboys.
I'll never forget you two.
You're the only ones that came.
The gang!
I think dynamite came too!
The doolin-Dalton gang!
The doolin-Dalton gang!
This way!
Get outta the way!
Get outta the way!
The whole doolin Dalton
gang are...
Let's get out of here!
This way!
Jenny! Where'senny?
There!
- Which way we heading?
- The eagle's pass.
Let's go!
They didn't go
that way, marshal.
Come on! Mount up!
Come on!
Come on, men, ride! Ride!
Tilghman's back there!
- Come on, bill.
- Come on...
Come on, bill, go back home!
It's tilghman!
Keep moving, boys. She's all set
to blow right above your head!
Oh, my god,
there's light, keep moving.
Annie!
Annie!
Blow it!
Wait, wait!
What about the girls?
Blow the son-of-a-bitch!
They'll be all right!
It's off!
They blew that pass
tighter than a drum!
Okay, ust hold your fire
like I said now!
They ain't nothing
but a couple of little girls!
I andenny are outlaws!
And all of you low-life,
scurvy pinkertons
- can kiss my ass!
- Well, you!
No!
No! No!
- No!
- No!
Quick!
Now...
You do what the
marshal tells you!
Come on, get up.
Get up!
All right, now. All right, now.
You're all right!
I know it's hard for an outlaw.
May you ride...
Long and hard!
Cattle Annie was an outlaw
& with a dime novel dream
little britches
was the other half
of this godforsaken team
seeking romance and excitement
they stowed aboard a train
that was destined to be robbed
by the doolin-Dalton gang
yeah, little girls want outlaws
the good boys they can't stand
they want the fun and adventure
of life with an outlaw man
yeah, little girls want outlaws
not buttons or bows
they want the shootouts
and holdups
that an outlaw man controls
now, ned buntline
wrote the stories
of the outlaws way out west
full of glamour and adventure
j& of the men that he
thought he knew best
the daltons and theames gang
and old bill doolin, too
they rode across his pages
shooting their way through
yeah, little girls want outlaws
so long as they can
take their place
if they gotta pull the trigger
they'll shoot off
the sheriff's face
yeah, little girls want outlaws
to ride with them to hold
hard living and hard loving
makes your blood run
hot and cold
cattle Annie was an outlaw
& with a dime novel dream
little britches
was the other half
of this godforsaken team
seeking romance and excitement
they stowed aboard a train
that was destined to be robbed
by the doolin-Dalton gang