Cas & Dylan (2013) - full transcript

Now it's 4 a.m.
and I'm still a hound

They dropped a mean-talking
Yankee off

In the last town
They dropped a mean-talking
Yankee off

In the last town

If I were in Kentucky
I'd be shootin' raccoons

Stoned as a driver
chasin' the moon

Hopped up driver

Chasin' the moon

Buyin' smokes for kids
and I pocket the change

Grab a deli stick

A barely legal
"Home on the Range"



- Ah. Mmm,
yeah that's good.

Dust in my tracks
pedal to steel

Dust in my tracks

Pedal to steel
Dust in my tracks

Pedal to steel

Oh!

: It wasn't always
like this. Everything used

to be clearer to me.
Happiness was simple and

achievable. Medicine was
God. Right and wrong

was... ...black
and white. The world made
achievable. Medicine was
God. Right and wrong

was... ...black
and white. The world made

perfect sense. And I knew
exactly what I was doing in it.

Ahh. My results.

I've been a doctor
for over 30 years. Lately



certain ethics of the
practice have become

irrefutably grey to me.

You have one message.

- Hey, it's Alan. I uh, I hope
You have one message.

- Hey, it's Alan. I uh, I hope

you've reconsidered and
you're not half way to

B. C. by now. Um, look, you
know the prognosis and I,

I get what Denise went
through but we all want

the same thing here. For
you to be around as long

as possible. Now's the
time to move on this.
the same thing here. For
you to be around as long

as possible. Now's the
time to move on this.

We're talking about the
rest of your life, Cas.

- Hey Winston.

What? What do you
want? You don't even talk

anymore. Speak to
me. Use your words.

Excellent.

Have a good day.

Mindless shit.
Sit. Excellent.

Winston.
Winston-- Winston?

- Hey! This is Denise. I'm not

in. You know what to do.

- Hey. I'm coming for a
visit. Yeah, long overdue.

I'll see you soon. Bye.
- Hey. I'm coming for a
visit. Yeah, long overdue.

I'll see you soon. Bye.

: Hey Bobby.
Um, sorry, I was

doing a thing. Uh... Look,
I think we need to take a

break.
doing a thing. Uh... Look,
I think we need to take a

break.

It's Dylan. Dylan!

Uh, look, I need some time
It's Dylan. Dylan!

Uh, look, I need some time

to think, you know.

To think! No, think! Would

you please turn down the
TV? I'm trying to have a

heartfelt moment with you
here. No. Well no. Where
you please turn down the
TV? I'm trying to have a

heartfelt moment with you
here. No. Well no. Where

am I supposed to go? I
mean, I've lived there for

almost a year now.
am I supposed to go? I
mean, I've lived there for

almost a year now.

Fine, just come
pick me up. Well, how do

you expect me to get
home genius? Fly? Okay

whatever, I'll find a ride.
You know what, forget it.

Keep watching TV.

Yeah, okay. We'll
just, we'll figure it out
Keep watching TV.

Yeah, okay. We'll
just, we'll figure it out

when I-- when I get back,
okay? It's like we're

taking a vacation.

A vacation!

No! Separately! Hello?

I like your focus.
- Excuse me?

- Whatever you're
writing. You seem really

zoned in. Kinda reminds
me of myself. I'm-- I'm a

writer and when a thought
occurs to me, I can
zoned in. Kinda reminds
me of myself. I'm-- I'm a

writer and when a thought
occurs to me, I can

literally tune out the
entire world and just focus

in on my words. It's a gift.
Do you do a lot of writing?

- Would you stop, not--
don't do that please?
in on my words. It's a gift.
Do you do a lot of writing?

- Would you stop, not--
don't do that please?

- Oh.

- Sorry.

- Nice car!

- Thank you.

- GPS, huh?

- You were in room 1101
yesterday, weren't you?

- Yeah! Yeah.
Dylan Morgan.

- Cas.

- Hi. Are you
a philanthropist?

- Am I a what?

- A philanthropist.
Do you have money that you

wanna throw away?
'Cause... I'm a
- A philanthropist.
Do you have money that you

wanna throw away?
'Cause... I'm a

philanthropee and I'm more
than happy to have money

thrown at me.

- That's called a stripper.

- No it's not. So
you, uh, going on a trip, Cas?
- That's called a stripper.

- No it's not. So
you, uh, going on a trip, Cas?

- Mmhmm.

- Where are you going?
'Cause I could use a ride.

- I'm going west.

- Shut up!
- I'm going west.

- Shut up!

- No, you shut up.

- That is so perfect.
That's where I'm headed

to. That-- that
must be a sign.

- No, no, it
doesn't have to be.

- My boyfriend lives
literally, like, right up
- No, no, it
doesn't have to be.

- My boyfriend lives
literally, like, right up

the highway, like
30 seconds away.

- How did you get here?

- I hitched a ride.

- Mmhmm. The answer's no.
I'm a solo traveller.

- Okay. Of course.
- Sorry.
- Mmhmm. The answer's no.
I'm a solo traveller.

- Okay. Of course.
- Sorry.

- Yeah. No,
no makes sense.

Although, you wouldn't
even notice I was here.

- Yes, I would.

- No, I-- I'm quiet
like a... Teeny tiny

mouse. You won't even
know I'm in the car.

Thank you so much
for this. Hitching can

really suck. You know, you
never know what kind of

wacko is picking you up.

- I'm sorry
about your friend.

- Who?
- I'm sorry
about your friend.

- Who?

- Uh... The guy in 1101.

- He wasn't my friend.

- He was an acquaintance?

- No, I never met
him before in my life.

- Oh.

- You know, I said I
was a writer, right? So
- Oh.

- You know, I said I
was a writer, right? So

I've been visiting your
department to just really

observe human suffering.
I've been visiting your
department to just really

observe human suffering.

- Yes.

- I like to think
that I'm suffering

vicariously through
your patients
- I like to think
that I'm suffering

vicariously through
your patients

- Huh. Haha.
Isn't that nice.

- I'm actually trying
to get in with this

publishing company out
west. They're the best, I

mean, I submitted my
manuscript to them and I'm
publishing company out
west. They're the best, I

mean, I submitted my
manuscript to them and I'm

pretty sure they're
interested but it's kinda

hard to tell 'cause they
don't usually take my

calls. But,
fingers crossed.

- You actually
sent them something?

- Mmhmm. Action
Romanture. It's a new
- You actually
sent them something?

- Mmhmm. Action
Romanture. It's a new

genre. I invented it.
It's action, romance, and

adventure, and it's all
you know,

something for everybody.
What about you? What
adventure, and it's all
you know,

something for everybody.
What about you? What

were you writing?

- Nothing.

- Wanna hear
something? Listen to this.

"Though she couldn't look
him in the eye, she could
- Wanna hear
something? Listen to this.

"Though she couldn't look
him in the eye, she could

see into the deepest
depths of his soul. She

knew he would never
outgrow his sloth-like
see into the deepest
depths of his soul. She

knew he would never
outgrow his sloth-like

qualities. And she knew if
she even hesitated for a

fraction of moment
she would lose

herself inside his
mobile death-trap."

- I-- I-- uh, I
don't know what to say.
herself inside his
mobile death-trap."

- I-- I-- uh, I
don't know what to say.

- I know! It's
layered, right? I got all

of that from hanging
out in the hospital.

- How long before we
get to wherever we're going?

- Oh, it's right
here. This is my street.

- Right. Thirty
seconds away, huh?

- Well, it's been a
slice. Have fun on the

coast. Thanks for
the ride papa smurf.

Well yonder comes Miss Rosie

How in the world do you know

I know by her apron
and the dress she wore

Umbrella on her shoulder

A piece of paper in her hand
Umbrella on her shoulder

A piece of paper in her hand

Said she's gonna see
the guv'nor

Turn loose my man

Let the midnight special
shine it's light on me

Let the midnight special
Let the midnight special
shine it's light on me

Let the midnight special

Shine its ever-loving light
on me

: Fine
then. Fine. Fuck.

: Well you're the one
who told me to get it.

- You got yourself
a goddamn deal.

- Uh, I wanted to give
you this in return--

- You're still here. Come on!
- Uh, I wanted to give
you this in return--

- You're still here. Come on!

- I-- uh, whoa whoa!

- Come on!
- Wait!
- I-- uh, whoa whoa!

- Come on!
- Wait!

- Where the
hell you goin'?

- Go! Go go! Come on!

- What the hell
was that all about?

- I'm gonna kill you!
- What the hell
was that all about?

- I'm gonna kill you!

- Was that a gunshot?

- Yeah, he can
get a little gun happy.

Ahh! Agh! The
door slammed on my hand.

- Ugh!

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.
- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.

- Uh... Go!
- Fuck.

- Go!
- Go?!

- Yes. Go! What? Do
you want to spend the rest

of your life in
jail? Go! Go!
- Yes. Go! What? Do
you want to spend the rest

of your life in
jail? Go! Go!

- Shit.

- You have totally hit him!

- Shit. Shit. Thank
you! Shit. Shit. Shit.
- You have totally hit him!

- Shit. Shit. Thank
you! Shit. Shit. Shit.

- Relax, Cas.

- Shit!
- Relax!

- How?! SH--
- Just relax!

- I took a
Hippocratic Oath.

- Well, I think
you're a hero. You know

what, Bobby has a terrible
temper. You might've

actually saved my life.

What are you doing?

- We left the scene of
a hit and run. We gotta

ditch this car.
- We left the scene of
a hit and run. We gotta

ditch this car.

- Cas, you gotta at
least take the plates.

Haha! This car is
incredible! What a deal!

It's almost as if hitting Bobby
was serendipitous. I mean,

I think this is an amazing
car. We should really call

it something. How
about Jennifer?

- Now just lay it on there.
And keep it. Don't move it.

- Ahh. Ow.
Ow. So what's west?

- Excuse me?
- Ahh. Ow.
Ow. So what's west?

- Excuse me?

- Why are you going west?

- Uh... Uh... Uh...
I'm taking a vacation.

- Huh-- Oh. Is it for
a woman? You have a lady

friend out there? That--
is that what you've been

writing? About that--?

- We hit a person. You
are aware of that, right?

- You hit a person.

- Uh... Okay, hah all
right. Look, we-- we

passed a bus station back
there, a couple of blocks

ago. I'm gonna
drop you off there.

- What?!
ago. I'm gonna
drop you off there.

- What?!

- I'll give you some money,
if you don't have some money--

- No, no, no. We
can't split up. Bobby's dead.

I doubt he's dead.
I barely hit him.

- He was a hemophiliac.
I doubt he's dead.
I barely hit him.

- He was a hemophiliac.

- Of course.

- That's when your
blood doesn't coagulate--

- I know
what that means.

- And we're on the
lam, my friend. Just me,

you, and bright
orange Jennifer.

- I don't like you.

- I've never been out
west. This could actually

be pretty fun.
- I've never been out
west. This could actually

be pretty fun.

I never wanted to be taken

But now I'm feeling
so left out

So I don't care where I go
But now I'm feeling
so left out

So I don't care where I go

I'm leaving
Yeah I'm leaving

Got about a half a tank left

That could do
but only if I'm lucky

But either way
I'm leaving

Oh I'm leaving...
But either way
I'm leaving

Oh I'm leaving...

Hey, what's with
the cooler anyway? You got

sandwiches in there or

something 'cause I
could really go--
sandwiches in there or

something 'cause I
could really go--

- Man, you gotta stop
smoking those cigarettes.

That is an ugly habit.
Your teeth are gonna rot.

- Hey, lighten up.
Just 'cause you probably

killed somebody doesn't
mean we can't try and...

have some fun.
- Uh.. huh.. um..

- Wow. Classy joint.
Last time I stayed in a
have some fun.
- Uh.. huh.. um..

- Wow. Classy joint.
Last time I stayed in a

place like this
I made 400 bucks.

That was a joke.
Get it? 'Cause this place

is crack whorish.
That was a joke.
Get it? 'Cause this place

is crack whorish.

Oh sorry, not you.

- How can I help you?

- Uh... I, uh, we uh--
- How can I help you?

- Uh... I, uh, we uh--

- The incident has be

described as allegedly
a hit and run accident.

There's no information yet
on any suspects and police

are still scanning the
scene for any evidence

left behind. No word yet,
however, on the victims
are still scanning the
scene for any evidence

left behind. No word yet,
however, on the victims

current condition.
In other news...

Uh... uh... Any availability?
current condition.
In other news...

Uh... uh... Any availability?

- Is that your final answer?

- Uh... Yeah.

- Two beds or one?

- Uhh... Two.
Rooms! Actually.

- And name?
- Uhh... Two.
Rooms! Actually.

- And name?

- Uh, Cas Pepper
and Dylan Morgan.

- All right,
how would you like

to pay for that?

Master card.

- Don't worry,
I'll pay you back.

- Enh.
- Don't worry,
I'll pay you back.

- Enh.

- Keeping track.
I'm keeping track.

- Enh. Enh.

- Hang on.

- Was that about Bobby?

- I don't know.
I don't think so.
- Was that about Bobby?

- I don't know.
I don't think so.

- What do you think?
How many hit and runs

happen in one
day, typically?

- I don't know. Why do
you think I would know?
happen in one
day, typically?

- I don't know. Why do
you think I would know?

- 'Cause you
work in a hospital.

- Would you just
be cool. Be cool.

- Here you go. Sign there.

There's your card.
Keys. Two rooms.
- Here you go. Sign there.

There's your card.
Keys. Two rooms.

Have a good stay.

This is a non-smoking
env-- Oh whatever.
Have a good stay.

This is a non-smoking
env-- Oh whatever.

I'm driving away

Without you this time
I'm driving away

Without you this time

I keep switching lanes

I can't make up my mind

I missed you already

I missed you
the day that we met

I've been around

Enough times to know

That good people come

And great people go

I remember you telling me

How we're all
so very small
I remember you telling me

How we're all
so very small

And the days go by

The days go by

Oh darling

I ache in my bones

For so many miles
I call you...

- Hi, uh, uh are there
any restaurants open now?

Any grocery stores?

Come in.

- Smells like an
Olive Garden in here.

You know what I
just realized? You're Dr.

Pepper. Which is pretty
much amazing. I mean, to
You know what I
just realized? You're Dr.

Pepper. Which is pretty
much amazing. I mean, to

have that name and then to
become a doctor. Wow. If

that's not a sign, I don't
know what is. Of course I

have no idea what it's a
sign for. Believing in

signs and being able to
interpret them are two
have no idea what it's a
sign for. Believing in

signs and being able to
interpret them are two

very different things.
Oh yeah. Mm. Thank you.

Mmm this is good!
- Thank you.

- Yeah.

So um... What's
uh, what's all of that?

- What? Oh, nothing.

- You know I hear
Hemingway's office looked

a lot like that. You
know if you're writing

something and you're
stuck. I truly believe the
a lot like that. You
know if you're writing

something and you're
stuck. I truly believe the

best way to get unstuck
is to just talk it out. I

would be happy to spitball
with you if you'd like.
best way to get unstuck
is to just talk it out. I

would be happy to spitball
with you if you'd like.

- No thank you.

- All right. Suit
yourself. This is amazing

by the way. I mean, I've
had pasta sauce before,

like a lot. I mean, there
was this six month period
by the way. I mean, I've
had pasta sauce before,

like a lot. I mean, there
was this six month period

where you might say I
lived on it exclusively.

No pasta. Just sauce. And
this is by far the best

sauce I've ever tasted.

- Thank you.

- What's in it?
- Thank you.

- What's in it?

- It's a secret recipe.

- You're very
secretive, you know that?

- Mmmm. There we go.

- No. Hey, I'm not
finished with it. All

right fine, thanks.

Well, thank you for
the lovely supper, and

even lovelier company. You
were super fun. Night Cas.

- Night.

Hi.

- Are you
gonna kill yourself?

- What?

- I'm not judging or
anything. It's fine if you are.

- Unbelievable.

- Just be good to
know. Just don't want to
- Unbelievable.

- Just be good to
know. Just don't want to

be in the car when you're
soaring off the cliff is all.

- Dylan, uh, I've decided
to leave you some money.

- Really? What for?
- Dylan, uh, I've decided
to leave you some money.

- Really? What for?

- So you can get
anywhere away from here.

And also away from me.

- We already
discussed this, Cas. You

saw that news report, if
Bobby's dead, which he is,

and I get caught. That's
really gonna suck for you.

Besides you need me.
and I get caught. That's
really gonna suck for you.

Besides you need me.

- You think so?

- Yeah. I've been
thinking about it all

morning. I'm going
to help you write it.
- Yeah. I've been
thinking about it all

morning. I'm going
to help you write it.

- What?

- Your note. It's
obvious that you're

suffering from some
serious block and uh, I'm
- Your note. It's
obvious that you're

suffering from some
serious block and uh, I'm

a wordsmith. It's a gift.
It's about time I start

giving it back.

- You're talking about--
giving it back.

- You're talking about--

- Your poorly
composed suicide note.

First of all I, I uh,
I prefer the

phrase "legacy" note.

- Yeah,
that's delightful.

- And secondly, I've
decided not to write it.

So, unfortunately, your
talents are no longer required.

- No. You have
to write a note, Cas.

Everybody writes a note.
You can't commit suicide

without a suicide note.

I've already got
some great ideas for the first

act, Cas. Um, you ever see
"Leaving Las Vegas"?...

- Paying customer.
With a big dick.

- Hello.

- Sorry, friend. I
didn't realize you were

still, uh, here. Uh, look
I'm just a couple doors

down. You mind giving me
a head's up when you're
still, uh, here. Uh, look
I'm just a couple doors

down. You mind giving me
a head's up when you're

done. I wouldn't mind
gettin' in on some of the

action, if you know what
I'm saying.

That's a big stack.
action, if you know what
I'm saying.

That's a big stack.

Mind telling me
if she's worth it?

Well, you're impolite.

- Dylan?
Well, you're impolite.

- Dylan?

- I was thinking
we frame it in a sort of

third person narrative.

- I'm leaving
if you want a ride.

- So, what would you
say your theme is? Regret?

Unrequited love? That's
always a good one.
- So, what would you
say your theme is? Regret?

Unrequited love? That's
always a good one.

- Death. The
theme is death.

Do you understand?

- Yes. Theme
is death. Awesome.
Do you understand?

- Yes. Theme
is death. Awesome.

- Where are your
parents, Dylan?

- Um, they are
travelling circus

performers so... they're
probably halfway through

Europe by now.

And not one
word of that was true.

- I used to travel
with them, okay? Until I

decided to branch out and
pursue my writing career.
- I used to travel
with them, okay? Until I

decided to branch out and
pursue my writing career.

Have you ever heard the story
about Lost John Dean...

What is this?

- This is music.

- Uhh... It's awful.
- This is music.

- Uhh... It's awful.

- There is nothing
wrong with this music.

- There is nothing
right with this music.

- Did it ever occur to
you, Dylan, that there
- There is nothing
right with this music.

- Did it ever occur to
you, Dylan, that there

might be something of
quality in this that you

just don't understand.

- No, no. This
is just terrible.

- It's bluegrass. It
tells a story. You are a
- No, no. This
is just terrible.

- It's bluegrass. It
tells a story. You are a

writer, aren't you? Give
it a chance. You might

learn a thing or two.
writer, aren't you? Give
it a chance. You might

learn a thing or two.

Long gone
from Bowling Green...

- No, I'm sorry. I hate this.

This is why
people kill themselves.

Even put bloodhounds
on his track

Yeah the doggone bloodhounds
lost his scent

Nobody knows
where Lost John went

- What did you do?

- I just figured we
can't be too careful.

We're homicidal outlaws
now. Well, you're a

homicidal outlaw.
I just
We're homicidal outlaws
now. Well, you're a

homicidal outlaw.
I just

got mixed up with
the wrong folk.

- Where'd you
get the stuff?

- That variety store
next door. I got you some

stuff too, you
wanna see it?
- That variety store
next door. I got you some

stuff too, you
wanna see it?

- No. Where'd
you get the money?

- Hey, I'm just
looking out for our well

being here, okay? At
least somebody is.

- Hello, my name
is Stephanie and I'll be

your waitress today.
Are you ready to order?
- Hello, my name
is Stephanie and I'll be

your waitress today.
Are you ready to order?

- Sure thing,
Stephanie. Um, I'll have

the grilled cheese
sandwich, I'll have fries,

I'll have a coleslaw, I'll
have a side salad with
the grilled cheese
sandwich, I'll have fries,

I'll have a coleslaw, I'll
have a side salad with

some balsamic on it. And
an apple pie. A la mode.

- And for you?

- Coffee.
Black. No sugar.

- Coming right up.

- Don't you hate
waitresses who tell their
- Coming right up.

- Don't you hate
waitresses who tell their

name when they get to the
table? Oh hi, my

name is Dylan and I'll be
your waitress today. I
name when they get to the
table? Oh hi, my

name is Dylan and I'll be
your waitress today. I

mean have you ever
actually gotten your

waitresses attention by
yelling out her name? You

have to maintain that
anonymity for the
waitresses attention by
yelling out her name? You

have to maintain that
anonymity for the

customer/server
relationship to work. Soon

as they become human, you
just feel bad. Be right back.

Oh shit. Hey Stephanie.

Yeah, can I get
that grilled cheese to go.

Oh be joyful
is that what you're brewin'

Does your daddy know
that's what you're doin'

This little girl's got a
reputation that's a 'ruined

She was giving them
the country way
This little girl's got a
reputation that's a 'ruined

She was giving them
the country way

Prick!

Machete in the trees
the hound dog on the chain
Prick!

Machete in the trees
the hound dog on the chain

Wouldn't let a woman
playing the banjo in the rain

Tarot card tune
but the song's always the same

Jesus give me strength

Babe it's all right

I'm gonna
wrap you up tonight
Babe it's all right

I'm gonna
wrap you up tonight

Carry you out right

On time

Well she got comanche
she got her a coy

She got a young man
that she plays with like a toy

He don't mind
when she calls him little boy

That's the thing
that he enjoys

She wanna get it all back
but it's a little too late
That's the thing
that he enjoys

She wanna get it all back
but it's a little too late

She wanna start all over
on a shiny clean slate

Just kill him like a snake
and hang him up over the gate

Don't believe it
Just you wait
Just kill him like a snake
and hang him up over the gate

Don't believe it
Just you wait

I'm gonna
wrap you up tonight

Carry you out right

On time

Hey all right

Ain't it good to be alive
Hey all right

Ain't it good to be alive

Ain't it nice to be fighting
on the winning side

Yeah

: I didn't
mean it that way.

- Thanks for
nothing you douche!

Hey! Cas! Hey!
Dr. Pepper, what are the

chances? This is perfect.

- No, no, not...
No. Nononono...

- Hey! Cas! Hey, hey!
What are you doing? I'm

not in the car yet! Hey
you just came back for me, I'm

getting very mixed signals from
you. What a skeazbag! Ugh.

That's why I hate
hitching. Ugh. That guy
getting very mixed signals from
you. What a skeazbag! Ugh.

That's why I hate
hitching. Ugh. That guy

was not the gentlemen
I thought he was, Cas.

- No kidding.

- Oh hey, about that
motel yesterday. Told you
- No kidding.

- Oh hey, about that
motel yesterday. Told you

I was good for it. Put
that back where it came

from. Well, that was an
ordeal. Probably could

have been avoided if you
hadn't ditched me back
from. Well, that was an
ordeal. Probably could

have been avoided if you
hadn't ditched me back

there, but I want you to
know it's water under the

bridge, Cas. People make
mistakes, you know. I've

been known to act
impulsively from time to

time actually. These
things happen and I want

you to know I forgive you.
time actually. These
things happen and I want

you to know I forgive you.

- You forgive me?

- Yeah. Yeah,
I forgive you.

- Bobby's not dead.
You've been texting him. All

this time. There are at least
twelve messages from him.

- Okay. Okay. I confess,
he's not a hemophiliac.

- Don't say that. I-- I
didn't believe it then, I

don't believe it now.

- What are we
talking about, Cas?
don't believe it now.

- What are we
talking about, Cas?

- Dylan, why
don't you go home?

- Because I
don't have a home.
- Dylan, why
don't you go home?

- Because I
don't have a home.

Please. I
can't go back there.

- Dylan.

I'm going west.
All the way. What
- Dylan.

I'm going west.
All the way. What

are you gonna do?

- I'm good with west.
All the way. That's--

Fresh start.

- And what are you
gonna do when you get there?
Fresh start.

- And what are you
gonna do when you get there?

- I told you I'm in
talks with that publishing

company out there. The
wheels are in motion, I

mean, yeah, they've been
playing phone tag with me
company out there. The
wheels are in motion, I

mean, yeah, they've been
playing phone tag with me

but I have a really good
feeling about this.

- Okay. First we gotta
set some ground rules.

- Okay. Shoot.

- One. Stay out
of my business.
- Okay. Shoot.

- One. Stay out
of my business.

- Done.

- Number two. No more
smoking. And I don't mean

just in the car. I mean
no more smoking. At all.
- Number two. No more
smoking. And I don't mean

just in the car. I mean
no more smoking. At all.

- I can quit anytime.

- Number three.
I pick the music.

- Okay. Just none of
that bluegrass crap 'cause

it's brutal--
- I pick the music.

- Okay, relax.

Number four. No
talking.

- Aha right. Ever?
- Ever.
Number four. No
talking.

- Aha right. Ever?
- Ever.

- Pft! I'm
not gonna do that.

- You're really bad at
that. When I say never.

Never. Stop talking!

- Okay, that's
a stupid rule.

- Stop it! No talking!

- Cas I can't go
without talking because

what am I gonna do when
I have to go pee or
- Cas I can't go
without talking because

what am I gonna do when
I have to go pee or

something? I can't do--

- No talking. No
talking. Get out of my car.

- Keep it on the road, Cas.
- Stop talking.

I know you, rider,
gonna miss me when I'm gone

I know you, rider,
gonna miss me when I'm gone

Gonna miss your baby
from rolling in your arms

I know you, rider,
gonna miss me when I'm gone

I know you, rider,
gonna miss me when I'm gone

- Hey, you
got this in Kosher?

- Nope.
- Hey, you
got this in Kosher?

- Nope.

- All right.
Get it together.

- Hi, this is uh,
Dylan Morgan. I'm calling,

uh, again to follow up
on my manuscript that I

submitted to Susan Crosby.
Uh... Actually that'd be
uh, again to follow up
on my manuscript that I

submitted to Susan Crosby.
Uh... Actually that'd be

great. Fri-- yeah I can
make Friday. I think.

Friday at 4:30. Yeah, thank
you. Okay. Bye. Oh my god.

Permission to speak?

- Granted.

- I have a meeting
at Cresthill Books!

- Really?

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

- That's great.

- Oh my god! This is
like the company to work
- That's great.

- Oh my god! This is
like the company to work

with! This is huge, Cas!
Cas! Cas! Cas! Hey, you

look like shit.

- Agh. It's
just a headache.
look like shit.

- Agh. It's
just a headache.

- Yeah? You
want me to drive?

Over my dead body.

- You know, there's a
sort of sad irony to that.
Over my dead body.

- You know, there's a
sort of sad irony to that.

I'm just saying.

Yes!

I told you the
wheels were in motion.

I made a wreck of my hand
I put it through the wall

I made a fist and not a plan

Call me a reckless
wrecking ball

I throw my plates
against the wall

And give it all I got

I aim to break
not one but all

I'm just a big
ol' wrecking ball

Ah. Mmm,
yeah that's good.
I'm just a big
ol' wrecking ball

Ah. Mmm,
yeah that's good.

I am a rock
on top of the sand

I am a fist amidst the hands

And I break it
Just because I can
I am a fist amidst the hands

And I break it
Just because I can

Oh!

- It's my dog.
It's just my dog.

- What the fuck?

I'm really sorry,
Cas, about uh, crashing

your car. Really,
really sorry.
I'm really sorry,
Cas, about uh, crashing

your car. Really,
really sorry.

What's with
the dog corpse?

- Don't go there.
What's with
the dog corpse?

- Don't go there.

- Don't go there?
That's it? You have a

frozen dog in your
cooler. Are you into
- Don't go there?
That's it? You have a

frozen dog in your
cooler. Are you into

necro-bestiality? I read
about that once, it's,

it's not my thing.
But, you know...

- We'll just have to
wait and see, won't we?
it's not my thing.
But, you know...

- We'll just have to
wait and see, won't we?

- How do I know
you're not gonna kill me?

- Because I would of
done that already.
- How do I know
you're not gonna kill me?

- Because I would of
done that already.

- Oh.
- Definitely.

- So...

- Look, my dog died.
That's fact. No fiction.

That's reality. I would
like to bury him

somewhere nice.

- Ah... well um,
you broke your lower

control arm. Uh, it's
gonna be a couple hours

though. There's a little
drinking hole down the street--

- Oh yes,
yes! Come on boy.

- Here, let
me get that for you.

- Drink up.

- "To whom it may
concern." That's what

you've got so far? Are you
applying for a job in the

afterlife. Wow, you need
me more than I thought.
you've got so far? Are you
applying for a job in the

afterlife. Wow, you need
me more than I thought.

- Rule number one. Remember?
Stay out of my business.

- Cas?
- Yes, Dylan?

- Why are you
killing yourself?

- Because I have a
malignant grade four

glioblastoma
brain tumor. Okay?

- That's horrible.

- Well it's one of the
less fun tumors, let's put

it that way.

- Shouldn't you
be in a hospital?

- No.

- Well I don't get
it. You're a doctor, isn't

modern medicine
your thing?
- Well I don't get
it. You're a doctor, isn't

modern medicine
your thing?

- Yes. That's how come
I know its limitations.

- Okay.
I'm not judging.

- No, that would
be out of character.
- Okay.
I'm not judging.

- No, that would
be out of character.

But killing
yourself is kind of the

worst. Like on a scale of
1 to 10 of things that are
But killing
yourself is kind of the

worst. Like on a scale of
1 to 10 of things that are

the worst, killing
yourself is like a 10.

- Actually, I could
think of a hundred things
the worst, killing
yourself is like a 10.

- Actually, I could
think of a hundred things

worse than killing
yourself before I took

another breath.

- Mmn. You're
playing god.
another breath.

- Mmn. You're
playing god.

- No, no no.
You're playing god.

- What? How am I--

- We're gonna have to
agree to disagree. Okay? I
- What? How am I--

- We're gonna have to
agree to disagree. Okay? I

have a malignant
inoperable brain tumor.

That's killing me. I'm
not killing me. I'm just
have a malignant
inoperable brain tumor.

That's killing me. I'm
not killing me. I'm just

choosing the date. You got
a problem with that? Take

it up with the tumor.

I want to
settle up my tab.

- Yup, I'll
just get it in a sec.

- Pizza, sushi,
taxi. You win, Denise.

- Hey, this is Denise! I'm not

in. You know what to do.

- Better?
- Yeah.

- Ooo. Such a
handsome couple.

- No, we're not--
- Thank you.

- Are you
from around here?

- No, no. We're just
passing through. We are

synchronized swimmers.
- No, no. We're just
passing through. We are

synchronized swimmers.

- Dylan!

- Well we were. I
mean, we were part of an
- Dylan!

- Well we were. I
mean, we were part of an

internationally recognized
synchro trio, but when Cas

fell in love with me it
caused a shift in our
internationally recognized
synchro trio, but when Cas

fell in love with me it
caused a shift in our

group synchronicity,
so... The team fell apart.

- Oh dear.

- The emotional
ramifications were too
- Oh dear.

- The emotional
ramifications were too

much for us. We hung up
our swim suits for good.

- Oh.

- Okay, we're just
about done here. We can

settle up at the counter.
Sorry Mrs. Henderson,

you're gonna have to leave your
truck in here overnight.
settle up at the counter.
Sorry Mrs. Henderson,

you're gonna have to leave your
truck in here overnight.

- Oh.

- Do you have a
way to get home? Or...

- Oh we'll drive you! Ow!
- Do you have a
way to get home? Or...

- Oh we'll drive you! Ow!

- Oh ho. Oh! Well
lovely. You can stay for

dinner. We'll do
up the guest room.

- This is... Quite the
meal. Were you guys, uh,

expecting anyone else?

- Oh no. These days
it's just the two of us.
expecting anyone else?

- Oh no. These days
it's just the two of us.

- This pasta sauce
is incredible. Thank you.

- Just something
I whipped up.
- This pasta sauce
is incredible. Thank you.

- Just something
I whipped up.

- You know who makes
the best pasta sauce I've

ever tasted?

: Uh, that's fine.
- Who?

- This guy.
It's incredible. I
: Uh, that's fine.
- Who?

- This guy.
It's incredible. I

don't know what he puts in
it. It's top secret, but I dream

about it. I would give
anything to know what's in it.

- You dream
about what?

- Oh, his sauce.

- Oh!

She's being dirty.
It's a double-entendre!

- Oh!

- Oh no no no. No.
No, I'm being serious. I

mean, he doesn't like when
I brag about it. He can't
- Oh no no no. No.
No, I'm being serious. I

mean, he doesn't like when
I brag about it. He can't

stand being in the
spotlight. It was a real

problem back in
our synchro days.
stand being in the
spotlight. It was a real

problem back in
our synchro days.

- Um, you have a
very nice place here.

- Oh. Thank you.

- We moved in here in
1959. Fifty-four years ago.

- Wow. Amazing.

- Folks come and go.

- Not us.
Steady as a rock.

- You two are like
two little turtle doves.

- When I first met
Rose, I said that's the
- You two are like
two little turtle doves.

- When I first met
Rose, I said that's the

one for me. How
much?

- Oh! Jack!
- Ho ho!

- You're so bad! Oh--
- Come here.

Excuse me.

- Oh my god. How cute
are they? They're amazing,

aren't they Cas?
- Sure.

- They're like the
Cleere's on Ketamine. They

just seem so content, you
know? Living without a
- They're like the
Cleere's on Ketamine. They

just seem so content, you
know? Living without a

care in the world. It
almost seems like old

people are in on a secret
that the rest of us has

yet to learn.
What do you think?

- Fuck! I used
to be able to do this.

- Well I used to be
able to do the splits. So
- Fuck! I used
to be able to do this.

- Well I used to be
able to do the splits. So

what? It's just a pen.

- You wanna
know what I think?

- Mmhmm.
- You wanna
know what I think?

- Mmhmm.

- I think that he's in
the advanced stages of

Parkinson's and she's
in the middle stages of

Alzheimer's. And their
bodies are deteriorating.

Luckily enough for them,
they won't notice because

their minds are going even
faster.
Luckily enough for them,
they won't notice because

their minds are going even
faster.

- Yes, but they're in love.

And that has nothing to do
with anything.

- Well I guess we'll
just agree to disagree.

Sorry about your pen.

- I just don't wanna
talk about Jack and Rose
Sorry about your pen.

- I just don't wanna
talk about Jack and Rose

anymore, okay?

- Okay.

- I'm sorry.

I'm just tired.
I'm just really tired.

- Let me ask you
this. Why are you even

writing a note if you have
no intended recipient? If

you don't know who you're
writing to it's going to
writing a note if you have
no intended recipient? If

you don't know who you're
writing to it's going to

be vague and impersonal.
Do you want a vague and

impersonal suicide note?
Sorry, "legacy" note.
be vague and impersonal.
Do you want a vague and

impersonal suicide note?
Sorry, "legacy" note.

'Kay this isn't a
form letter. These are

your last words. So
there's gotta be somebody

that you wanna say
something too. Come on.

Okay another thing,
I don't know how you can write

anything the way you
are. You're completely rigid.
Okay another thing,
I don't know how you can write

anything the way you
are. You're completely rigid.

- I am loose
as a goose.

- Ohhh yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. The black
- I am loose
as a goose.

- Ohhh yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. The black

coffee. No sugar. The hand
sanitizer. You were gonna

take that boat of
yours on this trip.

- Do you know how
safe that car was?

- This is exactly
what I'm talking about.

What are you scared of?
Getting killed? That was

boring. Cas, Jennifer
is fun. Right? She's
What are you scared of?
Getting killed? That was

boring. Cas, Jennifer
is fun. Right? She's

colorful. She's orange.

- She's irrelevant! I
don't care what color the
colorful. She's orange.

- She's irrelevant! I
don't care what color the

car is. I don't care what
color my tie is. I don't

care. Don't you get it?
You don't understand.

- Okay. I'm just trying
to help you write your note.

- No, you're not.
- Yes.

- You're just
distracting yourself from
- No, you're not.
- Yes.

- You're just
distracting yourself from

reality with bullshit.

- You want a reality
check? I'm actually a ray

of sunshine in
your dismal life.

- Aha! Ahahaha! You
are a ray of sunshine...

- Yeah.
- ...In my life.
- Aha! Ahahaha! You
are a ray of sunshine...

- Yeah.
- ...In my life.

- Yes!

- I am a ray of
sunshine in your dismal

life, baby! You just don't
have the guts to look
- I am a ray of
sunshine in your dismal

life, baby! You just don't
have the guts to look

inside yourself
and find it.

All right.
Half an hour.

- All right.
All right.
Half an hour.

- All right.

- And Dylan. Uh, buy
yourself some clothes,

okay? You're
beginning to smell.

- Oh, right, I smell.
Yeah. There's a dead dog
okay? You're
beginning to smell.

- Oh, right, I smell.
Yeah. There's a dead dog

fermenting in the back
seat and I'm the problem.

- Is that a piece
of gum in your hair?

- I was wondering
what happened to that.

Thanks Columbo.

- Ugh. Dylan!

- Yeah.
- Ugh. Dylan!

- Yeah.

- Pay for the clothes.

- Okay. Sure.

Might I recommend an album?

- Oh, I'm good.
I'm just browsing--

- You know
Shania's "Come on Over"

isn't just the
best-selling album of all
- You know
Shania's "Come on Over"

isn't just the
best-selling album of all

time by a female musician
in any genre. It was also

the best selling country
album ever. Humph. A lot

of people think no way,
it must have been Garth
the best selling country
album ever. Humph. A lot

of people think no way,
it must have been Garth

Brooks or Wynonna Judd.
But I'm like, it's Shania,

all the way. We also share
the same zodiac sign. Oh
Brooks or Wynonna Judd.
But I'm like, it's Shania,

all the way. We also share
the same zodiac sign. Oh

excuse me.
Hey!

- You are going to thank me.
excuse me.
Hey!

- You are going to thank me.

- Okay.

- You got
some money on you?

- Yeah,
in my left pocket.

Yeah... I'm a little
behind on rent.

- Okay. Are you
sure you don't need help

with anything?
- Okay. Are you
sure you don't need help

with anything?

- Yeah, no, I'm good.

- These, these are
pink flamingos from Miami. I

guarantee you're gonna be
dancing 'till the sun comes up.

- Oh wow.
guarantee you're gonna be
dancing 'till the sun comes up.

- Oh wow.

- What's that now?

- Well, look at you.

- Coffee. Black.
No sugar. Oh-- I got

something for
Jennifer too.
- Coffee. Black.
No sugar. Oh-- I got

something for
Jennifer too.

- No.

- Figures. Hey, Cas,
promise me one thing. No
- No.

- Figures. Hey, Cas,
promise me one thing. No

"goodbye sweet world".
It's so overused. And I'd

hate for you to go
out on a cliché.

- I thought you were
writing next year's masterpiece.

- I am! Don't worry,
I've been writing it. I--

I just-- I wrote this bit
last night. Wanna hear it?

Okay. Cool. "From within the

catacombs of her heart was
this secret flame of fury
Okay. Cool. "From within the

catacombs of her heart was
this secret flame of fury

that could not be
concealed. Like the baby

orca, when it first--"
that could not be
concealed. Like the baby

orca, when it first--"

- Wait a minute. Wait
a minute. Wait a minute.

Start again.

- Okay. 'Kay. "From
within the catacombs of

her heart was a secret
flame of fury that could

not be concealed.
Like the baby orca--"

- No no. Can I
ask you a question?

- Yeah.

- What are you
writing about?

- Oh. Uh, okay, well
if you'll let me read.

- Well I, I've let you
read. Twice. And I still
- Oh. Uh, okay, well
if you'll let me read.

- Well I, I've let you
read. Twice. And I still

don't have any idea what
your point is or, or if

there's a throughline
or anything.

- Who made you the
expert on this? I'm the
there's a throughline
or anything.

- Who made you the
expert on this? I'm the

writer, you're a doctor.
Uhn. You don't tell me how

to write, I don't tell
you how to doctor.

- Can I tell you
how to get in the car?

- Drink your coffee.
It'll make you feel better.

- I want you to know
that, that feeling you get

when you have a cup of
coffee and it's not good,

you know. It's lacking.
when you have a cup of
coffee and it's not good,

you know. It's lacking.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- This is... This is
the exact opposite of that.

- Good thing I
only gave you one.
- This is... This is
the exact opposite of that.

- Good thing I
only gave you one.

- What?

- Nothing.
- What?

- Nothing.

- Boy. Are you hot? I
mean are you feeling hot?

I feel hot. I feel like
I'm burning up.

I feel like I'm getting
incinerated. It's really hot.
I feel hot. I feel like
I'm burning up.

I feel like I'm getting
incinerated. It's really hot.

- Should I uh, should
I take the top down, or?

- Oh yeah! Oh yes!
What a good idea!

- Yeah?
- Oh yeah! Oh yes!
What a good idea!

- Yeah?

- Really!
- Yeah?

- You know, that's why
I like you. That's exactly
- Really!
- Yeah?

- You know, that's why
I like you. That's exactly

why I like you because
you have some really good

ideas. Really
fresh, you know?

- Yeah?

- Fresh ideas. That's
a fresh idea. Fresh.

- You want
me to drive too?

So how you
feeling Dr. Pepper?

- This wind is
so fresh on my face.

- I decided that
going out west with you is
- This wind is
so fresh on my face.

- I decided that
going out west with you is

destiny. I was meant to do
that. I mean what are the

chances I would meet you
at the exact same time

that Cresthill Books
finally went through. It's
chances I would meet you
at the exact same time

that Cresthill Books
finally went through. It's

a sign, right? I see
some good things ahead.

- You wanna
know something?

- What?

- You are
absolutely right!
- What?

- You are
absolutely right!

- No.
- Mmhmm.

- Really?
- I feel great!

- Good! You should
let is out, Cas. C'mon.

- Aaaaoooo! Hahahahaa!

- Really? That's it?

- What?

- What? That's
all you got? Come on!

Diaphragm.

That feel good?

- Hmmm. Pft. I'm
a little dehydrated.

I need
something to drink.

- Yeah?

- You want anything?
- I'm good.

- Ohhh. "Are you
married?" "No." "Ooo!"

- Hey, this is Denise! I'm not

in. You know what to do.

- Hey Denise,
my name is Dylan,

I'm a friend of a friend
of yours, uh, Cas Pepper.

I guess he could

have been your boyfriend
or like cousin, maybe. Uh,

it might be really good
for you to get in touch

with him or I can try you
again. He just seems like

he could kind of use a
friend right now, maybe.

Miles and miles and miles

Before we reach the sand

Cacti and cacti for miles

Miles of dry land, dry land

We gonna make it...

- Dylan! Dylan,
we overslept.

We overslept. Get up.

- What? You're old.
Don't you people wake up
We overslept. Get up.

- What? You're old.
Don't you people wake up

at like 5 a.m.

- What do you
mean 'you people'?

Once we feel the sea breeze

My-my-my-my-my lover,
my maker

My breaker
My-my-my-my-my lover,
my maker

My breaker

Take me by the hand

We could go walking
for miles

Once we reach the sand,
the sand

We gonna make it,
ohh we gonna make it
Once we reach the sand,
the sand

We gonna make it,
ohh we gonna make it

We gonna take it

Ohh we gonna take it easy

- Okay, wish me luck.
- Good luck.

- Can I help you?

- Yes. Dylan Morgan.
I have a 4:30 with Susan
- Can I help you?

- Yes. Dylan Morgan.
I have a 4:30 with Susan

Crosby to talk
about my manuscript.

- Hmmm. You said 4:30
Crosby to talk
about my manuscript.

- Hmmm. You said 4:30

- Yup.

- That's weird. 'Kay.
- Yup.

- That's weird. 'Kay.

Susan, I have a
Dylan Morgan here. Un hun.

Title.

- Um, Action Romanture.
Title.

- Um, Action Romanture.

- Action

Romanture.

Okay, thank you Susan. Mn.
Romanture.

Okay, thank you Susan. Mn.

There seems to have
been a mix-up. Cresthill

Books passed on
your manuscript.
There seems to have
been a mix-up. Cresthill

Books passed on
your manuscript.

- I-- I called though.
I have a meeting.

- She had a 4:30 with

Dillon Shaughnessy.
- She had a 4:30 with

Dillon Shaughnessy.

- No, Um--

- Well Dylan, Dillon. It's

an understandable mix-up.
- Well Dylan, Dillon. It's

an understandable mix-up.

- I don't find it
that understandable. I

came all the way
from Winnipeg!

- Oh... Pft. Sorry.

- If I could just
speak with Mrs. Crosby for

five minutes.
- If I could just
speak with Mrs. Crosby for

five minutes.

- I'm afraid that's impossible.

- If I could talk to
her about my work, I mean,

it's deep. You know,
maybe Susan doesn't have

enough-- Y'know...
it's deep. You know,
maybe Susan doesn't have

enough-- Y'know...

- No. No,
I'm afraid I don't know.

Cresthill Books.
Okay. Buh-bye. Yeah.
- No. No,
I'm afraid I don't know.

Cresthill Books.
Okay. Buh-bye. Yeah.

Yeah sure. Sure, sure, sure.
I'll put you right through.

Cresthill Books. Peter! Susan
has been trying to get ahold

of you for ages. We loved
it! Oh yeah, yeah. I'll

put you through.
of you for ages. We loved
it! Oh yeah, yeah. I'll

put you through.

- What happened?

- Wouldn't even see me.

Cas? Hey! What
are you doing? Cas!

- Excuse me.

We're here to
see Ms. Susan Crosby.

- Uh, if this is about her

manuscript, Cresthill
Books passed.

- I hear you, and we'd
just like to see Ms.
manuscript, Cresthill
Books passed.

- I hear you, and we'd
just like to see Ms.

Crosby for five minutes.
I think that's fair.

- Susan doesn't see anyone

without an appointment.
I think that's fair.

You were saying you
stayed the night so...

- You do know that
you're being unreasonable.
You were saying you
stayed the night so...

- You do know that
you're being unreasonable.

- Okay. It's not gonna

happen, all right? But
thank you. Please submit

again. Sorry.
No it's fine I'm just at work.
happen, all right? But
thank you. Please submit

again. Sorry.
No it's fine I'm just at work.

- My name is Dr. Cas
Pepper. This woman is my

patient, she has high
blood pressure. If she
- My name is Dr. Cas
Pepper. This woman is my

patient, she has high
blood pressure. If she

strokes and dies I will
see to it that you

personally are charged
with at least manslaughter
strokes and dies I will
see to it that you

personally are charged
with at least manslaughter

and perhaps murder.

- Your syntax is
ordinary at best. There

are factual
inconsistencies
- Your syntax is
ordinary at best. There

are factual
inconsistencies

everywhere. There's no
throughline. No point of

view. And it's completely
unfocused, impersonal, and

inauthentic. You have no
connection to the material

and it reads that way.

- Oh.

- I will take
the phone back now.
- Oh.

- I will take
the phone back now.

- Oh, Dylan. It was
your first book. And it

was your first
publishing company.
- Oh, Dylan. It was
your first book. And it

was your first
publishing company.

- Yeah, but she said
everything you said so--

Who am I kidding?

- If you wrote 15
minutes a day-- Every single--
Who am I kidding?

- If you wrote 15
minutes a day-- Every single--

- I don't have time
for that. I don't have

time for that.
- I don't have time
for that. I don't have

time for that.

- You do have
time for that.

- No! I don't! That's
the point! I should be

better. At this point
in my life I should be

somebody better than this.
better. At this point
in my life I should be

somebody better than this.

I'm pregnant.
- I know!

- What?

- What do you think?
I'm such a terrible doctor
- What?

- What do you think?
I'm such a terrible doctor

I can't diagnose morning
sickness and a huge

appetite. Geez.

- My god. You must
think I'm such an idiot. I

just don't wanna get
stuck. I don't wanna be

stuck with Bobby. I don't
wanna end up like my

parents. They're not...
They're not actually

circus performers, you
know. They're just losers.

- Dylan, this is only
one setback.

You're a writer.
- Dylan, this is only
one setback.

You're a writer.

- No, I'm not.
I'm just an ordinary,

talentless wannabe.

- Look. You are not
supposed to be a great
talentless wannabe.

- Look. You are not
supposed to be a great

writer at this time in
your life. You don't have

the life experience to
support it. You are in

your apprenticeship. This
is when you're allowed to
the life experience to
support it. You are in

your apprenticeship. This
is when you're allowed to

make mistakes and embrace
them. Learn from them. And

you're definitely,
definitely not ordinary.
make mistakes and embrace
them. Learn from them. And

you're definitely,
definitely not ordinary.

Give me a break.
You're not ordinary,

that's for sure. You're
a total lunatic, okay?

You're perfectly crazy. You have no filter.
And you drugged my drink.
that's for sure. You're
a total lunatic, okay?

You're perfectly crazy. You have no filter.
And you drugged my drink.

Everything about you,

everything,

is extraordinary.

Here's to ... perseverance
and getting where we wanna go.

- And to ripping
phones out of walls.

Mmm! I almost
forgot. I got you something.

- Did you steal it?

- Yes. But to be
perfectly honest, I

haven't paid for music
since the late 90's.
- Yes. But to be
perfectly honest, I

haven't paid for music
since the late 90's.

It's just a
little something...

I, I still don't get it,
but whatever floats your

proverbial boat, right?

- Thanks.

- Yeah. Mm! Hey, get
this. I've been doing some
- Thanks.

- Yeah. Mm! Hey, get
this. I've been doing some

solo work on... The note.
Um, if I were you, I'd

wanna go out on a little
drama. Y'know, take the

opportunity to expose
anybody who's really

pissed you off. The
context alone will make

them feel bad. So, I
fictionalized it for now,
pissed you off. The
context alone will make

them feel bad. So, I
fictionalized it for now,

just to give you the idea.
"It all started with my

kindergarten teachers,
Miss Grey..." We can

change the name. Uh, "I
firmly believe that her

inability to grasp the
full meaning of what I'd

done over my summer
vacation was directly

linked to my lifelong fear
of intimacy..." I'm just

guessing, but I'm probably
right. You okay, Cas?

- Mmhmm.

- Okay. Um,
so... Cas? Cas?
- Mmhmm.

- Okay. Um,
so... Cas? Cas?

Cas?

Somebody call
an ambulance! Please! Please!
Cas?

Somebody call
an ambulance! Please! Please!

- It's reached a
dangerously advanced

stage. He's been taking
Oxycodone to numb the pain

but he should really be
getting treatment, in a
stage. He's been taking
Oxycodone to numb the pain

but he should really be
getting treatment, in a

hospital. There's
chemotherapy for this,

radiation, radiosurgery,
uh, antiangiogenic therapy...

- Okay. Thanks.

How's work coming on the note? I

think we're gonna need it
to... Soonish.

- I think we're
kidding ourselves here.
think we're gonna need it
to... Soonish.

- I think we're
kidding ourselves here.

- Dylan, you
know that there's nothing

in this room
that'll help me.

- Well, I mean,
what are we doing? We're

heading west on some
insane mission.
- Well, I mean,
what are we doing? We're

heading west on some
insane mission.

- I know, it's a losing
battle. But I'd rather fight

a losing battle there, than
a losing battle here.

- You're
not even trying.
a losing battle there, than
a losing battle here.

- You're
not even trying.

- Listen to me--

- No. No. You listen
to me, okay? Yeah, at

first I thought this would
be really fun, but I think

you're delusional and
maybe I am too. You know,
first I thought this would
be really fun, but I think

you're delusional and
maybe I am too. You know,

I just know
that it just got

really fucking real and I
don't know you that well.

I don't know you well
enough to deal with this,
really fucking real and I
don't know you that well.

I don't know you well
enough to deal with this,

that's for sure.
And, I mean--

- What are you doing?

- I'm calling Denise.
Yeah, I went through your

phone, but you went
through mine. So we're

even. She made your fave
four? I can only assume

that she should be here
instead of me. Seriously,

who has only four contacts?
You're like a sociopath!

- Hey, this is Denise! I'm not
who has only four contacts?
You're like a sociopath!

- Hey, this is Denise! I'm not

in. You know what to do.
- Fuck.

- Voicemail? Mmmn.
Yeah, it's been very

difficult getting ahold of
her... Since she's been
- Voicemail? Mmmn.
Yeah, it's been very

difficult getting ahold of
her... Since she's been

dead for 10 years.

- You think
this is funny?

- No. Which is why I
didn't drive all this way

to end up here.
What are you doing?

- You had a seizure
in the middle of a

restaurant and I'm
not always great at

interpreting signs, but
that's a pretty clear one.

- Mmm, that
wasn't a sign.
interpreting signs, but
that's a pretty clear one.

- Mmm, that
wasn't a sign.

- You have to be
here. Okay? And until you

accept that, I'm taking
your keys, and your

wallet, and good luck--

- Dylan. Dylan! There
are no such things as

signs. They are bullshit.
Listen to me. I didn't

become a doctor because of
my last name. And you and

I didn't meet because it
was some divinely inspired

act. I had a plan.
I didn't meet because it
was some divinely inspired

act. I had a plan.

I had a perfectly
worked out plan

and you fucked it up. You
did. You did. You fucked
I had a perfectly
worked out plan

and you fucked it up. You
did. You did. You fucked

up my plan. And against
all odds in the face of

that we became friends.

And that's real. And so

I'm asking you as a friend,
please help me get out of here.
And that's real. And so

I'm asking you as a friend,
please help me get out of here.

- So have you really
been paying Denise's phone

bill for the
past ten years?
- So have you really
been paying Denise's phone

bill for the
past ten years?

And with a faint taste
of cigarettes

You write hallelujah songs

Ain't it wonderful
feeling alright

So I tickle up your backbone

And at the break of day
you sank into dream

You dreamer

And at the break of day
you sank into dream

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

Oh! Sorry! Sorry, Cas.
Go back to sleep.

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer
You dreamer

You dreamer

On a date
by a chocolate lake

Down by the rotary...

Not too shabby.
- Hmph.

And at the break of day
you sank into dream

You dreamer

And at the break of day
you sank into dream

You dreamer
And at the break of day
you sank into dream

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

- I think that's
pretty good for my first

grave. I might have a
future in this business.

Do you want
me to say something?

- Yeah! Yeah.
- Okay.
Do you want
me to say something?

- Yeah! Yeah.
- Okay.

Beloved Winston,

I never knew you in your

living state, but I've
really come to enjoy your

company post-mortem. Uh, I
truly believe that if you
living state, but I've
really come to enjoy your

company post-mortem. Uh, I
truly believe that if you

make a difference in just
one person's life, then

your life had meaning.
Hope you know you'll be

sorely missed. I just
wished I'd met you sooner.

Do you... Do you
wanna say something?

- Yeah.

Winston, buddy, I

know you hated Winnipeg.
And I think you really

liked it here so...
Bringing you here

hopefully... counts.

- Y'know what, Cas?
When I was a kid we had a

dog and when it died we
chopped it up and flushed

it down the toilet.

- That's a lie.
it down the toilet.

- That's a lie.

- Yes, that's a lie.
The dog was a fish, but the

point is, I think you went above
and beyond, if you ask me.
- Yes, that's a lie.
The dog was a fish, but the

point is, I think you went above
and beyond, if you ask me.

- You have a
way with words.

- I totally agree.

- This has all
been too easy.

- Do you want
something? Like, should I

get you something? Um...
Do you want a water, or--?
- Do you want
something? Like, should I

get you something? Um...
Do you want a water, or--?

Or um... Yeah, yeah, yeah
you should probably rest.

Do you-- Are you cold? Do
you want maybe a blanket?
Or um... Yeah, yeah, yeah
you should probably rest.

Do you-- Are you cold? Do
you want maybe a blanket?

I'll give you a blanket.

All right. Yeah? Good. Is

that good? Under your
foot, there.

Okay. Um...
that good? Under your
foot, there.

Okay. Um...

Music? Music.

Yes, yes, yes.
Music? Music.

Yes, yes, yes.

Put on something
good. A little tuneage. Okay.

That's good.
Y'know. You give it a

shot, it's got certain
um... I don't know. Je ne

sais quoi. Y'know?
shot, it's got certain
um... I don't know. Je ne

sais quoi. Y'know?

Somebody loves you darling

Somebody loves you,
I know...

- All this time,
something has been nagging

at me.

It's been too easy.
Until now.

- You're making this
entirely too difficult for

me. And I want to thank
you.

I really wanna thank

you for that.

Somebody loves you darling

Somebody loves you,
I know

Somebody loves you
darling...

I think I need something.

- Okay. Yeah,
what do you want?

- I think I need
a cup of coffee.

- All right. Sure.

Okay. Do you
have some coffee here?

- No, but, um, there's
a, there's a place in

town. It's really not far.

- Okay.

Okay, um, black, no sugar?
- Okay.

Okay, um, black, no sugar?

- No. And make it a
latte.

Yeah. Lots of froth.

- You think you
can handle that, Cas?

- Dylan?
- Yeah?

Somebody loves you,
I know
- Dylan?
- Yeah?

Somebody loves you,
I know

Somebody loves you darling

Why did you let them go

Why did you let them go

'Kay.
Coming right up.
Why did you let them go

'Kay.
Coming right up.

When I go from this life

Let me go in peace

Don't want your marble

At my head and feet
Don't want your marble

At my head and feet

Don't gather round me

Oh just to weep and moan

Where that I'm going

I won't be alone

The flowers you give

Please give them today
The flowers you give

Please give them today

Don't waste their beauty

On cold lifeless clay

One rose with love

Could do so much good

And I think
all would give it

If they just understood

Now God gives life freely

Then he takes away

What we do for each other

Let us do it today
What we do for each other

Let us do it today

For we have no promise

That tomorrow will come
For we have no promise

That tomorrow will come

So let it go freely

To God's evermore

Cas?

It turns out... Cas was
right. These are my

apprenticeship years. So
I've started apprenticing.
It turns out... Cas was
right. These are my

apprenticeship years. So
I've started apprenticing.

I sometimes think back on
my time with Cas and wonder

if it really happened. I-- I
don't know what I did to deserve

the honor of spending his last
days with him. It wasn't just...

a stroke of unprecedented luck
that put us together.

It was in the stars.

Hey.

In the end, Cas
was a philanthropist.

My philanthropist.

Oopsies.

And he
left us everything. You
Oopsies.

And he
left us everything. You

know, I think our
brainstorming really paid

off. Since he did finish
that note in the end. And

he was right, it
was a legacy note.
off. Since he did finish
that note in the end. And

he was right, it
was a legacy note.

Are you close to mine
Or could you blow my mind

'Cause the heat is up
Already passed over time

Well I'm here to say
I got a better way
'Cause the heat is up
Already passed over time

Well I'm here to say
I got a better way

Nothing brings me down
With how I feel today

Feelin' Good
oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat
just like you know I would
Feelin' Good
oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat
just like you know I would

Feelin' good
oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat
Yeah
Feelin' good
oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat
Yeah

Back and forth again
With my rememberin'

Tell me who, or what,
why, or where and when
Back and forth again
With my rememberin'

Tell me who, or what,
why, or where and when

Comin' back this time
I gotta know the rhyme

And I feel the clear
Never gon' take what's mine

Feelin' Good
oh like you know I should
And I feel the clear
Never gon' take what's mine

Feelin' Good
oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat
just like you know I would

Feelin' good
oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat
Yeah

Back and forth again
With my rememberin'

Well I guess losers go
Money will make amends

Well I'm here to say
I got a better way

Nothing brings me down
With how I feel today

Feelin' good
oh like you know I should
Nothing brings me down
With how I feel today

Feelin' good
oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat
just like you know I would

Feelin' good
oh like you know I should
Got the pressure beat
just like you know I would

Feelin' good
oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat
Yeah