Cartoon Classics - 28 Favorites of the Golden-Era Cartoons - Vol 1: 4 Hours (2020) - full transcript

Featuring over 4 hours of remastered and restored Cartoon Classics from the golden age of animation including Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Superman, Popeye, ...

(playful music)

- [Announcer] Cartoon classics.

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(upbeat music)

(laughing)

- Hey.

Get a load of this, folks.

It says here, "A constant menace to pilots

are the gremlins who wreck planes

with their diabolical sabotage."

(laughing)

Gremlins.

Oh, mur-der!

Gremlins.

What a fairytale.

Little man.

Oh, brother.

(laughing)

(metal clanging)

What's all the hubbub, bub?

- Ssh!

These blockbuster bombs don't go off

unless you hit them just right.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

(gentle upbeat music)

- Hey, Mack.

Let me take a whack at it.

What am I doing?

Why, you little...

Ooh, you, you...

You.

You.

Gasp!

Hey, I bet that was a...

Say, do you think that...

Hey, could that have been a gremlin?

- It ain't Wendell Willkie!

(dramatic music)

(screaming)

- Ooh, I'll give you a hit in the head.

Which way did he go, George?

Which way did he go?

- Hmm.

That way.

- Oh, gee.

Thanks a lot, George, thanks a lot.

- What's the matter, bunny rabbit?

Speak to me.

Why don't you say something?

- I'm only three and a half years old.

(laughing)

- I like him.

He's silly.

- Ow!

(yelping in pain)

(engine starts)

- Here, gremlin.

Here, gremlin, gremlin, gremlin.

(whistling)

Nice gremlin.

Yoo-hoo!

(laughing)

(dramatic upbeat music)

(panicked mumblings)

- Going down.

(laughing)

- Hee hi hoo, hee hi hoo,
hee hi hoo, hee hi hoo!

(plane splutters)

- Sorry, folks.

We ran out of gas.

- You know how it is with these A cars.

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(upbeat music)

(gentle music)

(indistinct crowd chatter)

- And there I was, outnumbered 10 to one,

and these tough little hooligans,

the likes of which you'd
never want to see again.

Giants they was, every
one of them at high.

Ooh!

Come out and fight like a
man, you skulking sneak!

Cause myself will tear you limb from limb

with my bare hands.

Why all seven of yas, I'll...

Well, what do you know, another present.

Hmm, there's a card.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I've waited 10 years for this day,

so happy birthday to you.

The buzzard.

Well, no, that's mighty
merrily of the buzzard.

Well now, a book.

Just what I've always never wanted.

Lions rarely live beyond
the age of 10 years.

10 years!

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, 10.

Cushlamachree!

- Yup, yup, it's 10 all right, Leo.

Absolutely right.

You're not getting any younger, Leo.

Nope.

No younger.

- Not getting any younger he says.

Well I'm not getting any older, neither.

âª La de da da da la de da da
da le de le da le da le de âª

âª Da le de le do da le da le do da de de âª

(dramatic music)

(blows trumpet)

(crashing)

(buzzard humming)

And just what, might I ask,
do you intend doing with that?

- Oh, well, I'm gonna eat it.

Yep, I'm gonna eat it, yep.

- Oh, no you're not!

Be after fixing one for yourself.

Tis me who's eating this one.

(Leo screaming)

- I'll just slip this on for size.

- Ooh, the everlasting nerve of you!

Can't even wait til I'm decently deceased

before you try and devour me!

- Oh, now you went and hurt my feelings.

- I'll hurt more than your
feelings, you carnivorous canary!

- Temper, temper, Mr. Lion.

You shouldn't exert yourself
like that, Mr. Lion.

- Come down here, you malting seagull!

(chuckling)

- No, I couldn't do that.

Oh, no, no.

- Prepare to defend yourself then!

I'm coming up after yas!

(uptempo dramatic music)

(crashing)

(tutting)

- You really ought to be
more careful, Mr. Lion.

Toodleoo!

- Cushlamachree!

- Don't worry, Mr. Lion.

I'll get you down.

Yes, sir, I'll have you down in a jiffy.

- Now, wait a minute.

Don't bother yourself with that.

I'll be getting myself down.

- No friend of mine is
gonna get himself down.

Nope, no friend of mine.

Tim...

Tim...

(crashing)

(playful music)

(sniffing)

(screams)

Now, let's quit stalling, Mr. Lion.

Your time's up and I'm
getting pretty hungry.

Yep, pretty hungry.

- Well, Mr. Buzzard, I've got news for ya.

You're never going to get me.

Never.

Never.

Never!

I fooled him.

I fooled him, he'll never get me up here.

- Oh, Leo.

What kept you?

(dramatic music)

- It is no use.

You might as well eat me
now and have done with it.

But is hoping you're choking on me, I am.

- Sorry, Leo.

Can't eat nothing but marshmallows.

Have one.

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(dramatic music)

- [Male] Up in the sky!

Look!

- [Female] It's a bird!

- [Male] It's a plane!

It's Superman!

("Superman Theme")

(gentle music)

- [Narrator] In the endless
reaches of the universe,

there once existed a
planet known as Krypton,

a planet that burned like a green star

in the distant heavens.

Their civilization was far advanced

and had brought forth a race of super men

whose mental and physical
powers were developed

to the absolute peak of human perfection.

But, there came a day when giant quakes

threatened to destroy Krypton forever.

One of the planet's leading scientists,

sensing the approach of doom,

placed his infant son
on a small rocket ship

and sent it hurtling in
the direction of the Earth,

just as Krypton exploded.

(explosion)

The rocket ship sped
through star-studded space,

landing safely on Earth
with its precious burden,

Krypton's sole survivor.

A passing motorist found
the uninjured child

and took it to an orphanage.

As the years went by and
the child grew to maturity,

he found himself possessed
of amazing physical powers.

Faster than a speeding bullet.

More powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings
in a single bound.

The infant of Krypton
is now the man of steel.

Superman!

To best be in a position
to use his amazing powers

in the never ending
battle for true justice,

Superman has assumed
disguise of Clark Kent,

mild-mannered reporter for a
great metropolitan newspaper.

(playful music)

- [White] Kent, I want to see you.

Just received another threatening note.

- [Kent] Okay, Mr. White.

- [White] Lois, another
note from the mad scientist.

- [Lois] Coming in, Chief.

- Listen to this warning.

He plans to strike tonight.

Beware, you fools.

My electrothanasia-ray
strikes tonight at 12.

Total destruction will come
to those who laughed at me

and failed to heed my warnings.

Beware, I strike at midnight.

This nut may prove dangerous.

Kent, you help Lois follow up her lead.

She may have an angle on this thing.

- Yes, sir.

- But Chief, I'd like the chance

to crack the story on my own.

- Well, now-

- Thanks, Chief.

- But, Lois.

Chief, don't you think
that's a dangerous mission?

(dramatic music)

(clock chiming)

- The hour has come.

(dramatic music)

(plane engine)

(dramatic music)

(knocking)

- I'm a reporter for the...

Oh!

- So, you want the story.

I'll give you the greatest
story of destruction

the world has ever known.

(machine whirring)

How is that for a story, Ms. Lane?

(evil laughter)

- [Male] True to his
threat, the mad scientist,

whose warnings have held the
city in a grip of terror,

went on his rampage of destruction

on the stroke of midnight.

The deadly impact of his mysterious reign

smashed the famous Tower Bridge,

hurling cars and pedestrians
into the river below.

The police have warned everyone
to remain in their homes.

- This looks like a job for Superman.

(upbeat music)

(dramatic music)

(machine whirring)

(upbeat music continues)

- It's Superman!

I don't believe it!

He isn't human!

(explosion)

(dramatic music)

(explosion)

- Congratulations, Lois.

That was a great scoop.

- Yes, Chief.

Thanks to Superman.

(upbeat music)

("I'm Popeye the Sailor Man")

(wind blowing)

(slow ominous music)

(barking)

(screeching)

(hooting)

(roaring)

âª I'm Sindbad the Sailor
so hearty and hale âª

âª I live on an island
on the back of a whale âª

âª It's a whale of an island âª

That's not a bad joke.

âª Its lord and its master
is this handsome bloke âª

âª Oh who's the most remarkable
extra-ordinary fellow âª

(roaring)

âª Sindbad the Sailor âª

âª I scare all creation on land or on sea âª

âª But talk about women
they all fall for me âª

âª I take my adventures
wherever they're found âª

âª I don't wanna brag folks
but I've been around âª

âª Oh who's the most phenomenal
extra special kind of fellow âª

(roaring)

âª Sindbad the Sailor âª

âª From the Valley of Serpents
these diamonds I took âª

âª I cleaned out those serpents
with one dirty look! âª

Serpents.

(growls)

âª Now look at this monster
so strong and so huge âª

âª He'd frighten King Kong
but he's only my stooge âª

âª The capture of Boola
for me was just fun âª

âª Whoever said two heads
are better than one âª

(laughing)

(growls)

âª Who's the most remarkable
extra-ordinary fellow âª

- Youse, Simlaus the Sailor!

(nonsensical mumbling)

âª On one of my travels I ran into this âª

âª Now there was a thrill
I'd be sorry to miss âª

(screeches)

âª He spread out his wings
and the sunlight grew dim âª

âª He took me in his beak
but I ran off with him âª

âª Oh who's the most remarkable
extra-ordinary fellow âª

(screeches)

âª Sindbad the Sailor âª

âª Who's the most phenomenal
extra special kind of fellow âª

(screeches)

âª Sindbad the Sailor âª

âª I'm afraid of nobody under the sun âª

âª All I say is boo and my enemies run âª

âª Who's the most remarkable
extra-ordinary fellow âª

âª It's Popeye the Sailor Man âª

âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª

âª I'm strong to the finish âª

âª Cause I eats me spinach âª

âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª

âª I'm one tough Gazookus âª

âª Which hates all Palookas âª

âª What ain't on the up and square âª

âª I biffs and boffs 'em âª

âª And always out roughs 'em âª

âª But none of 'em gets nowhere âª

âª If anyone dares to risk my fist âª

âª It's boff and it's wham understand âª

âª So keep good behavior âª

âª That's your one life saver âª

âª With Popeye the Sailor Man âª

âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª

âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª

âª I'm strong to the finish âª

âª Cause I eats me spinach âª

âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª

- Who fills the air with notes so sour

and dares to challenge Sinbad's power?

Why, I'll fix him.

(horn blows)

(dramatic music)

Wreck that ship!

(screeches)

But bring me the woman.

(laughing)

Go.

(screeches)

- Oh!

Oh!

What happened?

(screaming)

Help!

Popeye!

Oh, let me go, let me go.

Let me go!

No, no, no, don't let me go.

Don't!

- Oh, man the lifeboats.

Well, that was a nice ship we had once.

Hey, did you see the same thing I saw?

I'm gonna take another look at that thing,

see what that was.

That's the biggest buzzard I ever saw.

Look at that fellow go.

- Oh!

Oh, where am I?

- Hello there, sweetheart.

Let me see here, sweetie.

- Hey, keep away from me, you.

Stop that!

Let me alone.
- Come on.

Ah, don't do that!

I'll slap you which way.

- Come here.

- I won't!

- Get up sugar and give us a little smack.

- I'll give you a smack, all right.

There.

- Hey, we gotta save Olive Oyl.

Come on, Wimpy.

Hurry up before it's too late.

Into the brink!

(scatting)

End of the line, everybody off.

Oh, what's this?

(ominous music)

The Isle of Sindbad.

Enter not.

For whoso-ever passeth in, passeth out.

Sindbad.

Is this so?

Somebody probably trying
to be funny around here.

(duck quacks)

- Ooh!

Luncheon.

(quacking)

- Well, here I go within it.

Ooh.

I don't like this place at all.

Sorry I ever came in here.

Looks kind of spooky to me around here.

What's this?

(growling)

Oh, yeah?

(growling)

Trying to scare me like that, huh?

(growls)

Watch them dumb animals
try to scare me like that.

How about that?

- [Olive Oyl] Help!

Popeye!

Save me!

- Oh!

I'm coming, Olive, I just
got a little wall here.

Oh.

Do I hear footprints somewhere?

Oh!

- I wanna stop.

I wanna stop this dancing.

- Stop!

- Huh?

- Oh, Popeye!
- Come back here.

- Who invited you?

- I did.

What are you gonna do about it, huh?

How did you get in here?

- Fowled again.

Hmm.

I must resort to my last hamburger.

(quacks)

Oh!

- Hey, I wants me girl.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

- Who are you?

- I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

Who are you?

- Who am I?

- You heard what I said.

- Who am I?

- That's what I said.

- Why...

(grunting)

âª Who's the most remarkable
extraordinary fellow âª

- [All] You.

âª Who's the most phenomenal
extra-special kind of fellow âª

- [All] You.

- Is the circus coming here?

âª I'm afraid of nobody under the sun âª

âª All I say is boo and my enemies run âª

âª Who's the most remarkable
extraordinary fellow âª

Who?

- Popeye the Sailor.

- What?

- You better fix your
shirt there, young fellow.

Hey!

Hey, let me down.

- Well, let's see how great you are.

- Hey, let me down, you big...

Oh!

Whoa!

Oh, what's this?

Hey, let me down, you
big overgrown canary.

What are you doing?

Taking me for a ride or something?

Hey, let me go, I says.

I'm not going your way.

Come on, let me go.

Hey!

- Oh, Popeye!

Popeye!

My Popeye.

Come back to me!

(sobbing)

- There you are, with gravy.

(laughing)

The old goose is cooked.

Hey.

Oh!

Don't you think we better talk this over?

- Try and get out of this one.

- Oh my head, my head.

Whoa!

âª Come for to sleep my baby kin âª

âª My peaches and cream âª

âª My baby kin âª

âª If you don't sleep âª

âª My baby kin âª

âª I close for you your
two eyes like this âª

(laughing)

- Oh, my.

- Oh, two against one, huh?

How do you like that?

- What for you let that
Popeye smack our face?

- How do like about that?

You hold that Popeye in this hand.

- By carbonate, if I had
that mug in this hand,

I make from him special
dish of chopped fricassee.

- I don't like chop-you-apart fricassee.

- I make for you to like it.

- Oh!

Why, you two-headed...

How do you like that?

Oh!

- Ooh!

- Come on, come on.

You're gonna take a
double-header this time.

Wham!

Well, I guess I fixed those two fellows.

I would have to worry about...

Oh, yeah?

Who's gonna make who like
chicken frica-fricassee, huh?

(grumbling)

- There's only room for one
great sailor in this world.

And that's me.

- Oh, says you.

(upbeat music)

We're gonna come to terms right now.

(animals screeching)

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, you can push me just so far.

That's all I gotta say.

(horn toots)

Beat for beet, kiddo.

That's what I gotta...

Take that!

Whoa!

Oh!

Peekaboo!

I sock you!

- Come out of there, you!

How do you like that?

- Do you give up?

What are you, a fresh guy or something?

I'll show you.

(upbeat music)

Uh-uh-uh!

Don't leave me now.

(upbeat music continues)

Take that!

How do you like that?

Come on, get up and fight.

- Give it to him, Popeye!

Give him the twister punch!

- Twister punch coming up.

Take that!

You're going places, you golem!

âª Who's the most remarkable
extraordinary fellow âª

- [All] You, Popeye the Sailor!

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

- [Catstello] Hey, Babbit!

Babbit!

Oh, Babbit, cut it out!

I don't wanna, I tell you!

I don't wanna do it!
- Oh, there's nothing to it.

I won't do it, I tell you!

I won't do it!

- Now, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

- No, I don't want no part of it!

- Listen.

You wanna eat, don't you?
- I won't do it, I won't!

- Yeah, Babbit, I wanna eat.

I love to eat.

- Well, then go up and get
the bird out of that nest,

and we'll eat.

- But I don't wanna hurt no bird.

I like birds.

I'd go hungry first.

- What's the matter, fraidy cat?

This is only a tiny little bird.

- You mean a poor little, teensy-weensy,

itsy-bitsy, defenseless bird?

- Yes.

- Let me at him!

Let me at him!

I'll get him, Babbit!

Gangway!

I'll murderlize him!

Let me at him!

- Take it easy.

Take it easy.

- I'll show him!

Where does he get that stuff?

Don't hold me back!

I'll get him!

I'll show him!

- Come on, quit your fooling.

Get up that ladder.

- Don't push me, Babbit!

Don't push me!
- Come on, come on.

I'm scared to go up high.

I get heightrophobia.

No, I don't wanna.
- Come on, up.

Don't push me.

Don't.

You can't make me do it.

You can't make me do it.

He did it.

(whistles)

- Come on, stupid, get the bird.

(wails in fear)

Give me the bird!

Give me the bird!

- If the Hays Office would only let me,

I'd give him the bird, all right.

(whistles)

(tense music)

(shivers)

Babbit!

Babbit!

Babbit!

Hey, Babbit, look.

Stilts!

Help!

Help!

Babbit!

Here I go again!

Catch me!

Help!

Hey, I'm too young to die!

Help!

Save me!

Help!

Hey, how'd you get a-way up here?

Say, Babbit, are you sure
this thing is gonna be okay?

- Of course, of course.

Everything's under control.

- Don't push me down in the box, Babbit.

Please don't do it.

Don't do it!

Hey, Babbit!

Oh, Babbit!

Babbit!

- What's the matter now?

- I'm afraid of the dark.

- Well, I'll let you out, then.

- I thought I saw a pussycat.

I did.

I saw a pussycat.

(explosion)

Oh, the poor pussycat.

He crushed his little head.

- Gee, Babbit, I'm just no good.

- Oh, the breaks were against you.

- I'm a floperoo.

I can't even get the bird.

- Don't worry.

You'll get it, all right.

- You mean I'll get it in the end?

- Yeah.

And you'll get a big bang out of it, too.

(explosion)

- Well, that sure takes
a load off of my mind.

Hey, cut it out.

Cut it out, pigeon.

Don't do that.

- This little piggy went to market.

- [Catstello] Babbit!

- This little piggy stayed home.

- [Catstello] Babbit!

- This little piggy had roast beef.

- [Catstello] Babbit!

- Well, what do you know?

I ran out of piggies.

- Babbit!

Babbit!

- Here, pussycat.

- Whew!

(whistling)

- I'll save you.

Where are you?

Speak to me!

Speak to me!

(whistling)

Come on, stop your clowning.

What's the matter with you?

Aren't you ashamed?

- I don't know.

- Why do you do these things?

- I'm a bad pussycat.

Oh, I just can't seem to get the bird.

It ain't no use.

- Don't worry.

- I can't do it.

- This'll get you up there.

Contact.

- Contact.

- Contact.

- Contact.

- Contact.

- Contact.

Hey, Babbit, I'm a Spitfire!

(whistles)

- Hello, Fourth Interceptor Command?

I see an unidentified object
flying around my little head.

(gunfire)

- Is there an insurance
salesman in the house?

- Air raid.

Lights out.

Total blackout.

Break it up, pussycats, break it up.

Air raid.

Lights out.

Total blackout.

- Hey, now's our chance.

Come on.

- Turn out those lights!

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(gentle melodic music)

- Greetings, music lovers.

(laughing)

First, we will hear a waltz,
written by Johann Strauss.

(laughing)

And as we hear the rhythmic
strains of the haunting refrain,

listen to the rippling
rhythm of the woodwinds

as it rolls around and
around and it comes out here.

(laughing)

("Tales from the Vienna Woods")

(sniffing)

- Ah!

(nonsensical mumblings)

(gunshot)

("Tales from the Vienna Woods" continues)

(crying)

(screaming)

- Wasn't that lovely?

And now we will present the
beautiful "Blue Danube".

(laughing)

("Blue Danube")

(quacking)

(explosion)

(quacking)

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(dramatic music)

- [Male] Up in the sky!

Look!

- [Female] It's a bird!

- [Male] It's a plane!

It's Superman!

("Superman Theme")

- [Narrator] Faster
than a speeding bullet.

More powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings
in a single bound.

This amazing stranger
from the planet Krypton.

The man of steel.

Superman!

And powered with x-ray vision,

possessing remarkable physical strength,

Superman fights a never ending
battle for truth and justice,

disguised as a mild-mannered
newspaper reporter, Clark Kent.

(glass smashing)

(airplane engine)

(electrical whirring)

(dramatic music)

(gentle music)

- Lois, what are you doing here?

- Oh, just getting the
woman's angle on this story.

(whistle blows)

- The mechanical monster!

Look out!

(gunfire)

(window smashes)

- Come on, you fool!

Do you wanna get trampled?

- Now, you wait here, I'll phone this in.

Yes, I'll give you the
details later, Chief.

All right Lois...

Lois!

(gunfire)

This is a job for Superman.

(upbeat music)

(alarm ringing)

(Lois screaming)

- What a story this is going to make.

- The jewels.

What have you done with the jewels?

- You'll read about it
in tomorrow's paper.

- Now, are you going to tell me

what happened to those jewels?

(dramatic music)

So, you won't tell me.

We'll soon change your mind.

Superman!

(robots whirring)

(metal clanging)

Take one more step and she's doomed.

(dramatic upbeat music)

- That's a wonderful story, Lois.

- Thanks, Clark.

But I owe it all to Superman.

(upbeat music)

("I'm Popeye the Sailor Man")

(upbeat music)

(typewriter clacking)

- Gosh, but this story
of mine should be great.

I really don't know how
the people can wait!

I have to decide who the actors will be.

I think I'll make the heroine me.

Mm.

The hero Aladdin is handsome and smart.

Why, Popeye the Sailor
is great for the part.

(slow melodic music)

- I ought to open up a chain store.

- Make way for the princess.

Make way for the princess.

- Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Whoa.

I better unratchet myself here, huh?

Oh, a pretzel bender, huh?

(laughing)

- Thy reign will soon be
over when my secret I unhide.

Then I shall be the ruler
and you shall be my bride.

(laughing)

Yeah.

Let me see, where was I?

Where was I?

Ah!

A rub on this lamp will
bring riches and fame,

this lamp is well guarded
by torrents and flame.

But one dare secure
it, Aladdin's his name,

he liveth on the corner of Chow and Main.

Aladdin shall help me this lamp to obtain.

Then Aladdin shall never be seen again.

Yes, yes, Aladdin, the
princess has chosen you

to procure for her the magic lamp.

- Well, she made a good choice

and I'm just the fellow who can do it.

- Why only you alone would be
on such a precarious mission.

Yes, yes, yes.

- Say, you're out of breathe,

you better lay down for a couple years.

- Beneath that rock is
a dangerous passageway.

- Is that so?

- Beyond which you will
find a golden lamp.

Bring that lamp back to me.

- Bring that lamp back to you, huh?

Anything for the princess.

I go for the princess.

- Yes, yes, Aladdin.

Go on, go on.

- Yes.

I go.

I'm gone.

(laughing)

Blow me down.

It's perfect!

Boy, that's the lamp.

That must be made out of
sapphires, I guess, huh?

Oh, boy, I made good, I made good.

- Ah, the suspense is terrible.

I wish Aladdin would hurry with that lamp.

- Hey, mister.

Mister, I got the lamp.

All for the princess.

- The lamp.

(laughing)

For the princess.

- Yeah, that's right, for the princess.

I got it right...

Oh!

- The princess.

(laughing)

That was only a trick, my fool.

Only you and I know of this magic lamp,

and soon you will forget.

(laughing)

- Ow!

- It's mine.

I have it, it's mine.

Ow!

Ooh, my lamp, the lamp.

The lamp, the lamp!

I want the lamp!

Ow!

Oh, oh!

- Whoa.

Hey, what happened?

Where am I and how do I
get out of this place?

That's what I wanna know, yep, yep.

This place looks kind of spooky to me.

Ouch!

Ooh, that burns me up.

Ooh, I wish I was lightheaded

so I could see what I'm doing.

Well, here's my last match.

I hope I strike it lucky, that's all.

(magical twinkling)

- Oh, for goodness' sake.

- Hey, who are you?

Where'd you come from?

Are you the janitor or something, huh?

- I am the flame of the lamp.

I come from nowhere, I go to
the no place, and here I am.

You make a wish and I give it.

(laughing)

You want something?

- Did you say a wish?

A wish, a wish, I can have a wish, huh?

Well, I wish I was out of here.

Can you show me the entrance to the exit?

- Oh, certainly.

- Well, let's get out of here.

- You said it.

- Hey, take it easy.

Quit your shoving.

Quit your pushing, young fellow.

I hope I know what you're doing.

Wow!

Oh, boy.

Oh, an escalator.

Women's and ladies' bargain
basement on the top floor.

Main entrance, all out.

(laughing)

Boy, I'm glad to get out
of that hole all right.

Now if only I could find the...

Ooh.

If you don't see what
you want, rub for it.

Hmm.

That's a very good idea.

Think I'll try it.

Hey, you.

- Oh, for goodness' sake.

You want something?

- Yeah.

What's all this magical stuff about?

- Well, I told you.

I could fulfill up any wish or desire.

- There's something
funny about this phony.

Gotta test him out.

I think I'll give him a tough one.

Okay, I wish I was a wealthy prince.

- You said it.

- Hey, what's going on around here?

Oh, boy.

(laughing)

âª What can I do for you âª

âª I'd do most anything you asked me to âª

âª I'd go and get that pot
of gold from the rainbow âª

âª And bring it where you are âª

âª And then I'd hitch
your wagon to a star âª

âª What can I do for you âª

âª Say how'd you like to
have your dreams come true âª

âª I'd like to make you
happy through and through âª

âª 'Deed I do âª

âª So what can I do for you âª

Thank you, thank you,
very much, all of you.

Get us gone, Biscuit.

(coughing)

- It's Aladdin.

He's alive!

He has the magic lamp.

But he shan't have it long.

- Oh, I hope the princess
is home, that's all.

(scatting)

Well, I got the lamp here.

Oh, rub-a, rub-a, rub-a, rub-a-dub, eh?

Hey.

- Oh.

At your service.

- Bring me a chest full of precious pearls

and diamonds and stuff and
take it to the princess.

- To her?

You said it.

Hocus pocus.

- Take that to the princess
with my complications,

that's right.

(bell ringing)

- Oh, enter.

- Presents from Aladdin for the princess.

Salami, salami, bologna.

(gasping)

- Oh!

Oh!

Oh, they're superb.

Bliss.

Oh!

Oh.

Mm.

(upbeat music)

That must be Prince Aladdin.

Oh, be still my fluttering heart.

Yoo-hoo!

- Oh, boy, the princess.

To the rescue.

I got it.

And reverse.

(scatting)

Alley-up.

I think you dropped something.

- Oh, thank you, big, tall and handsome.

- Well, I'm not so tall but...

I better get rid of this sticker.

She'll think I'm a little
cut up or something, huh?

- Curses.

- Oh, fair one, will thou...

That is, wilst you...

- Yes, yes?

- Oh, yes, yes, huh?

Ooh, I am embarrassed.

I don't know what to say.

I never made love in Technicolor before.

I don't know...

Princess, wouldst it please thee,

or, uh, wouldst it please thou...

What are you, a thee or a thou, huh?

Fairest one, I was about to say...

- Yes, I'll marry you.

- Oh, oh, oh!

You will?

Oh, she's gonna marry me.

Oh, she's wonderful.

I think she's making a big
mistake but I don't know...

Oh!

I go to bring my friends to the wedding,

but I shall return.

- Oh, don't forget to come back.

- Hi de ho, Silver.

Away!

- Oh!

Oh, dear, what was that?

Who left that junk laying around here?

- The lamp!

(laughing)

I have a plan.

- Oh, attendants, attend me.

- [Wazzir] New lamps for old.

- Oh, see if you can help that poor man,

then send him away.

- New lamps for old.

New lamps for old.

- Oh.

(laughing)

It's mine.

- Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.

Mm-hm, mm-hm.

(cheering)

- [All] Aladdin, Aladdin,
Aladdin, Aladdin,

Aladdin, Aladdin,
Aladdin, Aladdin, Aladdin,

Aladdin, Aladdin, Aladdin, Aladdin.

- Yoo-hoo, princey.

- [Aladdin] Yoo-hoo!

- Oh, you came back.

- The man who came back, that's me.

Thank you.

Thank you, very much.

- Ah, no one here.

Now is my chance.

The princess will soon be mine.

- Oh!

You want something?

- Go.

I command you, carry this castle off

to a far and distant land.

- You're crazy.

- I'm crazy, huh?

Well, you'll do as I say.

I'll whip you within an inch of your life.

- I didn't say I wouldn't.

- Then go.

(dramatic music)

- Hey, get up and go.

What a letdown.

Hey, where's the castle?

Where's the princess?

Where's my clothes?

They're lost.

It's a lost-suit.

Oh!

- Now, my princess.
- Help me!

Get in there!

- [Male] Aladdin's a faker.

- [Male] Down with Aladdin!

It's black magic!

Get rid of him!

- Whoa!

And release me.

- Oh, Popeye, I mean, Aladdin, save me!

I'm pent up in a penthouse.

- [Wazzir] Argh!

- Oh!

(gasps)

- Curses.

- Oh!

Let me go.

- Guards, destroy Aladdin.

- Oh, yeah?

Spinach to fix the guards.

Oh, hello, you two.

Take that.

- Now for a vulture.

- Oh, yeah?

Spinach to cook the vulture's goose.

- Then, a dragon.

- Oh, Grandma, what big teeth you've got.

You're not so hot yourself.

(yelling)

(laughing)

Where is that guy?

Let me get my hands on him.

Wait till I get...

Oh, yeah?

Where is that fellow?

He was here a minute ago.

I saw him with my own eyes.

Hey, quit sticking me.

Oh!

It's like a brick wall
here or something, huh?

Must be a magician or something.

(laughing)

- Whoa!

- The tables have turned.

Oh, yeah?

Take that.

Oh, yeah?

Hey, there must be an
apparition somewhere.

(screaming)

Oh yeah?

I can do this.

You missed.

- Oh!

Ow!

Oh!

(yelling)

I am not a fish!

- Give me a moment.

There we are.

- So long, sport.

- So long.

- So long, toots.

- Oh, goodbye.

- I said it.

- Now, where was I?

Oh, let me think a minute now.

Oh, yes, I remember.

Oh.

- Letter for you, Olive.

- Oh, at last, the picture's finished.

Oh.

(screaming)

(upbeat trumpets)

(gentle music)

(harmonizing)

(upbeat music)

âª I'm just a poor Cinderella âª

âª Nobody loves me it seems âª

âª And like a poor Cinderella âª

âª I find my romance in dreams âª

âª For that's where I
meet my Prince Charming âª

âª When I'm with him cares fade away âª

âª I'm just a Poor Cinderella âª

âª But I'll be a princess someday âª

- Cinderella!

Cinderella!

Get us ready for the ball!

- Hurry up, give our hair a brush.

Can't you see that we are rushing?

- Hurry up, go get my brush.

You're too slow, why don't you rush?

- I hope you enjoy the ball.

(door slams)

Oh!

âª Nobody loves me âª

(sobbing)

(gentle music)

- Cinderella.

- Oh.

âª Pretty Cinderella âª

âª You're unhappy I can see âª

âª I'm your fairy godmother âª

âª Listen to me âª

âª Dry your little eyes âª

âª There is no need to cry at all âª

âª You're so kind and gentle âª

âª You'll go to the ball âª

Go fetch me a pumpkin.

A large one, my dear.

Six mice and two lizards.

And bring them right here.

- Oh, here they are.

(mice squeaking)

Here they are.

(upbeat music)

âª We're the little mice and
we are happy to be free âª

âª You can never be half as happy as me âª

âª I'm so overjoyed to be
with you and this is why âª

âª I was almost cut up for pumpkin pie âª

âª La la la la la âª

âª La la la la âª

âª La la la la âª

âª La la la la la la la la la la âª

- Oh, my.

Oh.

(playful music)

Oh.

(giggles)

- My lady.

- Ooh.

- Remember, when the clock strikes 12,

you must be home by then.

For should you fail to be in bed,

you'll be in rags again.

Remember, remember, remember.

- Ooh.

(gentle melodic music)

âª For that's where I
meet my Prince Charming âª

âª When I'm with him cares fade away âª

âª They call her poor Cinderella âª

âª But I'll be a princess some day âª

(trumpet blows)

- Hail, the prince.

(upbeat music)

(gasps)

- Oh.

(giggles)

(gentle music)

âª And like the poor Cinderella âª

âª I find my romance in dreams âª

(gentle music continues)

(clock bell rings)

- Oh, oh, oh!

(mice squeaking)

(indistinct crowd chatter)

- Silence!

Who was that beautiful maiden?

Have you no tongues?

Then I, the prince, do now declare

who soever this slipper can wear,

my throne will share!

(upbeat music)

(cheering)

(bells ringing)

âª I'm just a poor Cinderella âª

âª Nobody loves me it seems âª

âª And like a poor Cinderella âª

âª I find my romance in dreams âª

âª For that's where I
met my Prince Charming âª

âª When I'm with you cares fade away âª

âª I'm just a poor Cinderella âª

âª But I'll be a princess someday âª

- Now, you see, it's all your fault!

- My fault?

Why you impotent thing.

- Oh, shut up, you jealous fool.

- How dare you?

I'd slap your face.
- Oh you would would you?

- Yes I will, what are you
gonna do? (indistinct squeaking)

(gentle music)

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(upbeat music)

(dramatic music)

- It's 12 o'clock.

(evil laughter)

- Psst.

Psst.

(light melodic music)

(laughing)

(growling)

(whimpering)

(sniffing)

(growling)

(whimpering)

(light melodic music continues)

(dramatic music)

(ding)

(crashing)

(panicked barking)

(crashing)

(sniffing)

(birds chirping)

(growling)

(hiccups)

(light melodic music)

(sniffing)

(whimpers)

(laughing)

Psst.

(laughing)

(hiccups)
(playful music)

(laughing)

(banging)

(hiccups continues)

(banging continues)

(clapping)

(crashing)

(hiccups)

(balloon pops)

(growling)

(crashing)

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(light classical music)

- Ladies and gentlemen,

tonight it gives me extreme pleasure

to present our interpretant...

Intrep...

T-E-R...

Interpretation of a familiar fairytale

entitled the big bad wolf
and the three little pigs.

Set to the delightful
music of Johannes Brahms'

"Hungarian Dances".

As the scene opens, we
find the three little pigs

building their respective houses.

- I'm the little pig that
builds my house of straw.

("Hungarian Dances")

- I'm the little pig that
builds my house of sticks.

("Hungarian Dances" continues)

- I'm a smart little pig.

I build my house of bricks.

("Hungarian Dances" continues)

(laughing)

(laughing)

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(upbeat music)

- [Male] Up in the sky!

Look!

- [Female] It's a bird!

- [Male] It's a plane!

It's Superman!

("Superman Theme")

- [Narrator] Faster
than a speeding bullet.

More powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings
in a single bound.

This amazing stranger
from the planet Krypton.

The man of steel.

Superman!

Possessing remarkable physical strength,

Superman fights a neverending
battle for truth and justice,

disguised as a mild-mannered
newspaper reporter, Clark Kent.

(upbeat music)

- Sorry I can't go with you, Lois,

but I have another story to cover.

- Oh, that's all right, Clark.

I'll see you in the office.

(slow dramatic music)

(ominous music)

(typewriter clacking)

(gunfire)

(train horn blares)

(dramatic music)

(gunfire continues)

(train horn blares)

- This looks like a job for Superman.

(upbeat music)

(bell ringing)

(train passing)

- It's Superman!

(explosion)

(explosion)

(dramatic music continues)

(explosion)

(coughing)

(gunfire)

- Uncanny how Superman turns
up just when you need him.

- I didn't even get a chance to thank him.

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music)

âª You better lock up your doors today âª

âª 'Cause Abu Hassan is on his way âª

âª Go in hidin' when I go ridin' âª

âª Says me and my 40 thieves âª

âª Your wives and children and money too âª

âª I'll steal them from
you before I'm through âª

âª I'm out gunnin' so start in runnin' âª

âª From me and my 40 thieves âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª My gang's the roughest
but I'm the toughest âª

âª And that's no lie âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª You've got to hand
it to this bad bandit âª

âª 'Cause I'm one terrible guy âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

- Oh, Popeye, I've got a surprise!

- Oh you have?

Left guard, right tag, present arms, hip.

Vice versa.

As you were.

Attention.

Right up.

- Oh, if you aren't just too, too...

- [Announcer] Attention, everybody!

Alarm!

Abu Hassan the bandit
loots town and escapes.

Last seen headed that-a-way!

- Which-a-way?

- [Announcer] That-a-way!

- Call to arms!

All hands on deck!
- Wait a minute!

- Wait a minute!

Wait for me!

- Hey this ain't nothing for women!

We're hunting out bandits!

Ceiling, zero!

Visibility, zero!

Maybe we better try across the strait.

Skip the gutter!

Maybe I should trade this in.

Something is definitely wrong.

I'm right, it's wrong!

(slow gentle music)

- I wish there was a
boardwalk on this beach.

If I had some bread I'd make
a sandwich if I had a which.

- Food!

Oh.

Oh, that's a disappointment.

- Oh, Wimpy!

Would you care to join
us young fellow, huh?

You know that's just one
of those invisible garages

that you can't see in the
desert, that's all it is.

Rest!

Come on, we got the
green light with us now.

You know I could go for a nice,

cold chocolate soda right now.

- Popeye, Olive Oyl has
collapsed completely.

- Whoa!

Keep your vitality up Olive, huh?

That's it.

Come on, Olive.

We gotta save all the women
and children from bandits.

I'll get you out of the desert someway.

A tank we go now.

Water!

Oh, boy!

Come on, I'll revise ya.

Here we are.

Here, I'll squelch your thirst for you.

This is on the house.

- Is that good.

Oh.

- I'll ask in here for bandits.

But first we'll go get a
cup of coffee over here.

Come on in.

- Oh, goody, goody!

Am I starved!

- After you.

Boy this place is wide open.

Huh, I wonder where
everybody is around here.

Maybe it's closed for the winter.

Service.

- Yeah, that's what we want, service.

- Service.

Oh, there you are, huh?

Hey, what is this,
double talk or something?

I didn't send out any laundry.

I can read reading,
but I can't read right.

This writing is wrote rotten
if you happen to ask me.

Hey, this Chinese is Greek to me!

Haven't you got something to eat?

(speaking in foreign language)

Oh that's better.

Bring me some dessert with
out any sand this time,

will you please?

(speaking in foreign language)

Oh boy am I hungry!
- I can't wait till I eat!

- [Announcer] Attention, everybody!

Attention, everybody!

Calling all towns and villages!

Beware!

âª You better lock your doors today âª

âª Cause Abu Hanssan is on his way âª

âª Go in hidin' when he comes ridin' âª

âª There's him and his 40 thieves âª

âª Your wives and children your money too âª

âª He'd steal them from
you before he's through âª

âª He's out gunnin' so starting runnin' âª

âª From his and his 40 thieves âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª In every village he'll
steal and pillage âª

âª There's none he'll spare âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª If he should spy you then we defy you âª

âª To cross his path if you dare âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª When things get quiet I
start a riot as I go by âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª And you'll discover âª

âª They run to cover âª

âª 'Cause I'm a terrible guy âª

(men cheering)

- Hey!

What is this?

Whoa!

Hey!

Whoa!

Hey, are you guys the 40 thieves, huh?

That's right!

- [Thieves] Hot Dogs!

- Oh.

- [Thieves] Hot dogs!

- What, another illusion?

I can't understand it.

- Oh!

Hey!

What's going on here?

- Giddey up, Horsey!

- Come on!

Must be a big bag of wind
blowing through here someplace.

- [Abu] Take shirt!

- Shirt?

Shirt!

Hey, gimme back me shirt!

What's the big idea?

Stop in the name of the Coast Guard!

Come on, come a bit closer.

Who are you, huh?

- Oh, you little tough guy, hey?

- Do you think I'd make a good model, huh?

Take me home for $1.98, huh?

Half the price, I'll tell you that.

- Who sent you?

- Whoa!

Hey, your pin knife's bent.

I'll straighten it out for ya.

- I show you!

- Your gonna hurt somebody
with that thing, huh?

You got rivet-tism.

I'll fix it for you.

- Why you!

Look, look, look, see!

- Hey!

Gimme back my belt.

Pretty good for a faker.

Watch this one.

(speaking gibberish)

Abu hasn't got them anymore.

- You wanna make fool from me, huh?

- Ah, made you beat me to it.

- I'll show you.

- Huh?

Whoa!

- I'll hang him up shrimp.

You make fool from me, hey?

(laughing)

- Oh.

Hey, I'm burning the
candles at both hands.

Hay, let me out of this thing.

- Huh?

(trumpeting)

(horse whinnies)

(men cheering)

- [Thieves] Banana, banana, banana.

(groans)

Barber, barber, barber, barber.

Teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth.

Fish, fish, fish, fish.

(men shouting indistinctly)

- Well, I think I'll get out of here now.

Oh, I better stay.

(Olive screams)

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª Abu Hassan âª

- Popeye, they're taking me
away because they like me.

They're taking me away, and
I don't like it, I don't...

(sobbing)

âª Abu Hassan âª

âª Now make no error âª

âª I'm called the terror âª

âª Of every village and town âª

- Hey, what am I hanging around here for?

Come on, let's go.

That's using your head.

Where did those guys go to?

Wait till I get ahold of that fella.

I'll show him a thing or two.

Taxi, taxi.

Follow that abracadabra
Hassan guy, will you?

Come on.

Get going.

They're way ahead of us.

Attaboy, show them your heels.

Wake up there.

What's the matter, you
asleep or something?

Hey, you got four flats.

No wonder you can't run.

Come on, there, camel cakes.

Step on it.

Let's get going there.

What's the matter?

Whoa.

I think you're running dry.

That's what's the matter with you.

(bell dinging)

Boy, you eat up an awful lot
of gas for only a two-cylinder.

That's enough for you, young fella.

Here we go.

(scatting)

(men shouting indistinctly)

Boy, we beat them to the punch that time.

Come on, the whole 40 of you.

I'll take you on one at a time.

Come on.

- Open sesame.

- Open what?

(upbeat music)

- Follow Abu!

Close sesame.

- Wait for me!

Wait for me!

Oh! I wonder what that word was he used

when he opened this door.

Open, sissy.

Open, Cecil.

Oh, that can't be it.

Oh, oh, it's giving way, it's giving way.

Oh, that was me that was giving way.

Oh.

Well...

It's a violation for not having no exit

that you can go into.

Oh, it's quite modernistic,
I'll tell you that right now.

I hope this isn't a one-way street.

Tippy-toe, tippy-toe, tippy-toe.

I gotta give all these
jewels back to the people.

Tippy-toe, tippy-toe, tippy-toe.

I hope I see them before they see me.

Tippy-toe, tippy-toe, tippy-toe.

Ooh, what's that noise, huh?

Oh.

Olive!

(speaking in foreign language)

- Ah.

Hmm.

Ah, mm.

Ah!

Mm.

Hey!

Hmm.

Must be thieves around here.

- Oh, boy.

Now is my chance.

Hey, you gotta give back all them jewels

to the people you took.

Oh, hello, Wimpy.

How did you get in here?

- Hey, outside you.

- Oh, this wash is getting
heavier and heavier and I just...

Oh, Popeye!

My darling, my sweetheart.

- Hey, out you go, out.

- Whoa!

(speaking in foreign language)

- Hey, what is this?

A wishing well or something?

I wish I was out of this place.

That's what I wish, huh?

Oh.

Oh, just a little flounder, that's all.

A little snapper, that's all.

Whoa! Hey, you're liable
to hurt your teeth on me.

Whoa!

Oh, yeah?

(laughing)

Boy, somebody's gonna be sorry for this.

Open, says me.

(grunting)

(speaking in foreign language)

- Go!

- Oh, yeah?

Step right up, boys.

One at a time here.

Line up.

Get right in line there.

- I'll get you!

- Hey, how would you like
to go for a little ride?

Here we go.

(speaking in foreign language)

- Oh, two, four, six, eight....

40.

(Popeye scatting)

Here I am.

Over here.

Peekaboo.

I see you.
- Come out here.

Here I am.

Over here.

I see you.
- Come out here.

- I don't see you.

- Oh, yeah?

Liar.

(speaking in foreign language)

- Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40.

- Alley-oop!

(chanting in foreign language)

- Oh, yeah?

How does that strike you?

Oh, yeah?

Socko!

- Popeye!

My Popeye!

(cheering)

âª I may be a shorty but I licked the 40 âª

âª I'm Popeye the sailor man âª

(pipe toots)

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(slow melodic music)

- [Narrator] Pimento University.

Pimento U.

Good old P.U.

âª Pimento U âª

âª Oh sweet P.U. âª

âª Thy fragrant odor scents the air âª

âª Pox on Yale pooh-pooh Perdue âª

âª Pimento U my college fair âª

- [Narrator] Out and away,
the most popular fellows at...

(playful melodic music)

(clears throat)

Out and away, the most
popular fellows at old P.U.

are the three Dover Boys.

Tom, the fun-loving member of the trio.

Dick, a serious lad of 18 summers,

plus a winter in Florida,

as related in the Dover
Boys in the Everglades.

And Larry, the youngest
of the three brothers.

A gay outing at the park has
been planned by the merry trio,

and they're off to fetch their fiance,

Dainty Dora Standpipe,

at Miss Cheddar's Female Academy close by.

With their usual punctuality,

the boys arrive at the
appointed hour of three.

- Yoo-hoo!

Yoo-hoo!

Yoo-hoo!

(light melodic music)

- [Narrator] And are soon
on their rollicking way.

Forced to pass a certain public house,

a tavern of unsavory repute,

our young friends meet
the distressing situation

with their usual
uncompromising moral fortitude.

Little do they know that even
now, within this very tavern,

Dan Backslide, the former
sneak of Roquefort Hall,

coward, bully, cad and thief,

and archenemy of the Dover Boys,

squanders his misspent life.

- Hark!

The Dover Boys.

Drat them!

Double drat them!

They are escorting Dora Standpipe.

Dear, rich Dora Standpipe!

How I love her!

Father's money.

Confound those Dover Boys!

Oh, how I hate them!

I hate Tom!

I hate Dick!

And I hate Larry!

They drive me to drink!

Confound them!

(hiccups)

Con...

Found them.

- [Narrator] But let us draw the curtain

on this sordid scene and turn
to more pleasant surroundings,

where we find our young friends

engaged in a spirited game
of hide, go, and seek.

- [Dora] 20, 25, 30,

35, 40, 45, 50, 55.

- No, no!

In here!

- No, up here!

Up here!

- No, no!

Over here!

Over here!

- Over here!

In here.

- No no, in here!

- No in here!

- Over here!

- In here!
- Over here!

Over here!
- In here!

No, no, in here!
- No, in here!

- 510, 515.

- Over here.
- Up here.

Up here.
- No, here.

- Oops, sorry!

- Over here!
- Over here!

In here!
- No, no, in here!

Over here, over here!
- Over here!

No, in here!

- The Dover Boys!

Then Dora must be alone and unprotected!

A runabout.

I'll steal it!

No one will ever know!

(dramatic music)

(upbeat music)

- 1250,

1255,

1260,

1265,

1270,

1275,

1280,

1285,

1290,

1300,

1305,

1310,

1315,

1320,

1325,

1330,

1330,

1335.

1490.

1500.

Here I come, ready or not!

Help!

Help!

Save me!

Help, Tom!

Help, Dick!

Help, Larry!

(gasping)

Help, help!

Save me, save me!

Help, help!

Save me, save me!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help, Tom!

Help, Dick!

Help, Larry!

- [Narrator] Poor Dora.

Will no one save her
from this predicament?

Will no one come to her assistance?

Hold on, what's this?

It looks like an alert young scout!

And that's just what it is!

He'll not fail her, I'll betcha!

(upbeat music)

- Telegram for the Dover Boys.

Misters Tom, Dick, and
Larry, c/o Wayward Tavern,

Upper Bottleneck, New York.

Says, "Help!"

Signed, Dora.

35 cents collect.

(upbeat music continues)

(dogs barking)

- Help, help!

Help, help!

Save me, save me!

Please, help!

Save me!

Help, save me!

Help, help!

Save me, save me!

Help!

Help, save me!

(plane engine)

- Help, Tom!

Help, Dick!

Help, Larry!

âª Oh Dora dear sweet Dora dear âª

âª Keep courage up and chin held high âª

âª The stalwart sons of old P.U. âª

âª Are here at hand to do or die âª

âª P.U. P.U. we're all for you âª

âª Yay boom âª

- Unhand her, Dan Backslide!

Unhand her, Dan Backslide!

Unhand her, Dan Backslide!

Hey, we're getting in a rut!

Stand up and fight, you
coward, bully, cad, and thief!

Oh, you haven't been
thrashed enough yet, eh?

(playful music)

- [Narrator] And now it
is time to say goodbye.

Goodbye.

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(upbeat music)

- [Porky] The Broken Arms.

The bill.

Room, $65.

Bath...

$10.50.

Total, $152.50.

- You will, of course, pay the bill now,

before you leave, no?

- No.

I mean, yes.

My partner, Daffy Duck,
will be right back.

He's out cashing a check.

- [Daffy] Come on, seven.

Be good to Daffy.

Don't fail me now.

- [Male] Uh-oh.

Snake eyes.

Too bad.

You is a dead duck, duck.

(gentle music)

- [Porky] Don't worry, Daffy
will be here in a minute

with the money.

- Well, I hope so.

- Insulting my integrity, hey, fatso?

Insinuating I'd flee this
flea-bitten dump, hey, fatso?

Intimating I'd abscond with
your financial remunerations,

hey, fatso?

Hey, look, a Dick Tracy character.

Pruneface.

- You have insult me!

We meet on the field of honor.

My card.

- You've had your coffee ration
for this week, Robespierre.

You have insult me!

We meet on the field of onion.

My card, you cad.

(laughing)

- And you don't get out until you pay up!

- Psst.

My card, please.

(panting)

(groaning)

- Ow, ow, ouch, ooh, ow, ow,

ooh, oh, ooh, ow, oh, ah, ee,

I, oh, you, ooh, oh, ow, ooh, oh,

ah, oh, ooh, ow, ooh, ah, ee, oh,

ooh, oh, ooh, ow, oh, ah, ee,

ah, oh, ooh, ow, ooh, ah, ee, oh.

(groaning)

- I guess I showed that
overstuffed turnip.

- What?

- Yipe.

- Me, too.

Yipe.

- Ooh, ow, ouch, ooh, ow, ow,

ow, ow, ouch, ooh, ow, oh, ooh,

ow, oh, ooh, ow, ouch, ooh, ow, ow,

ooh, ow, ooh, ow, oh, ow, ow, ow, ooh,

ow, ouch, ooh, ouch, ow, oh, ooh, ouch.

- Okay, we'll pay.

We'll pay!

Let me see, now.

How much was it?

How much?

Sold to an American.

(wolf whistles)

- Hurry up, Daffy.

Don't, dilly...

Time's a-wasting.

(wolf whistles)

(coughing)

- One for the money, two for the show,

three to get ready, and four to...

Geronimo!

I can't stand it.

I can't stand it!

It's getting me.

I'm going stir-crazy!

Bastille batty, cooler cuckoo.

Look at my prison pallor.

I'm as black as a sheet.

- Gosh, if Bugs Bunny was only here.

- Yeah, Bugs Bunny, my hero.

He can get out of any spot.

- I saw him in a Leon
Schlesinger cartoon once.

- The hunter had him covered.

- And he grabbed the gun.

- And bang, the hunter fell.

What a guy.

Nothing can hold him.

He'll get us out of here.

Hello, Central?

Give me Bugs Bunny.

- Hello, Bugs, this is Daffy.

- [Bugs] What's up, duck?

- That palooka manager
has got us locked up

in the Broken Arms Hotel.

We thought you could help us get out.

- [Bugs] Did you try the elevator?

- Yes.

- [Bugs] Throw him down the stairs?

- Yes.

- [Bugs] Use the sheets?

- Yes.

- [Bugs] Swing across on the rope?

- Yes.

We tried all those ways.

- Don't work, do they?

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

- That's all, folks!

(upbeat music)

- [Male] Up in the sky!

Look!

- [Female] It's a bird!

- [Male] It's a plane!

It's Superman!

("Superman Theme")

- [Narrator] Faster
than a speeding bullet.

More powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings
in a single bound.

The amazing stranger
from the planet Krypton.

The man of steel.

Superman.

Possessing remarkable physical strength,

Superman fights a never ending
battle for truth and justice,

disguised as a mild-mannered
news reporter, Clark Kent.

Penetrating deep into the waste
of the great arctic plains,

an archeological expedition

searching for prehistoric fossils

makes an amazing discovery.

A huge monster.

As lifelike in appearance as when it

roamed the Earth years
ago in the Mesozoic age

is found frozen in the ice in a state

of perfect preservation.

Constantly handicapped by the
hazardous subzero elements,

the scientists and their
band of tireless workers

succeed in removing the mammoth creature

from the frozen depths.

The ice encased monster is loaded into

the hold of a huge crater,

equipped with a special refrigeration plan

and brought to this country.

Here, in a specially constructed wing

of the Museum of Natural Science,

this awe inspiring creature is displayed

to the public for the first time.

(uptempo string music)

- Do you mean to say that if
the ice were permitted to thaw,

there's a possibility the
monster might still be alive?

Thank you, professor.

- [Lois] Yes, Chief?

- [White] Lois, there's a new angle

on that frozen monster story.

Get over to the museum
and see what's doing.

They've got him in a special refrigerator.

- [Lois] Okay, Chief.

- Oh, Lois.

Want me to go over there with you?

- No, thanks.

You'd probably faint
if you saw the monster.

You scare so easily.

- Maybe she's right, but
Superman hasn't fainted yet.

- And produces the
necessary refrigeration.

The control board is downstairs.

I'll show you.

The entire plant is
operated from this floor.

The thermometer must
be watched constantly,

as any rise in temperature
might prove dangerous.

(banging)

- Cut those switches!

- Boy, what a story.

(alarm bell ringing)

- Outside, everybody.

Step lively, please.

Use the nearest exit.

Please, folks, keep moving.

We have to clear this room at once.

- That's what he thinks.

(dramatic music)

- Police headquarters.

Hello Chief, send the riot squad.

We're in trouble.

(growls)

- Hello, Planet, give me the city desk.

Hurry!

(building crashing)

(gunfire)

- Help, it's alive!

(screaming)

- No, I'm not crazy.

Rush the men down here.

- Attention, all cars.

Proceed to Fifth and Main at once.

- Chief.

Lois is in the museum.

- Better get over there, Kent.

- Right.

This looks like a job for Superman.

("Superman Theme")

Lois?

- [Lois] Superman.

- You'd better get back to your office,

where you'll be safe.

I've got some work to do.

- Yes, sir.

And miss the best story in years?

Small chance.

(rushing water)

("Superman Theme")

(dramatic music)

(crashing)

(Lois screaming)

- Lois.

Now, this time, stay put.

- Yes, my lord.

And thanks.

(gasping)

("Superman Theme")

- You showed plenty of courage

getting that monster story, Lois.

- Thanks, but where were you?

- Me?

Oh, I must've fainted.

("I'm Popeye the Sailor Man")

(scatting)

- I'll surprise her with these flowers.

(doorbell ringing)

(yelling)

Whoa.

I brought you orchids.

- Flowers.

- Hello Olive.

I come to take you to the
zoo to see the animals.

- I'm too busy, Popeye.

- Oh, your loss.

- But you can take Swee'Pea.

- Okay.

Come on, Swee'Pea, we're going to the zoo.

- Don't let him get scared.

- Oh I'll take good care of
him, don't worry about that.

Zoodlyoo.

- Remember, don't frighten him.

Oh, bless him.

Oh.

(inhaling deeply)

(scatting)

- Whoa, Swee'Pea.

Oh Swee'Pea.

Oh, there you are.

Here's the zoo.

(scatting continues)

(laughing)

(babbling)

Whoa, Swee'Pea.

Oh, Swee'Pea.

(babbling)

Wonder where he went to, huh.

I see ya hiding under there.

Or maybe you crawled under there.

I know where he is.

There he...

Whoa!

Swee'Pea!

Hey, get away from that
dangerous elephant.

You wanna get bited? Come on
now, be a good little boy.

Come on, come on, come on.

Oh.

Hey.

You can't do this to me!

You packs a mean trunk.

Hey!

Whoa!

Oh, he's trying to tell me
something, that's what it is.

All right, young fella.

(groaning)

(laughing)

(playful music)

I'll give you something to remember.

(laughing)

Swee'Pea.

Swee'Pea!

Come back here.

Hey!

Ooh!

All right, zipper mouth.

You asked for it.

(dramatic music)

(gentle music)

Sleep tight, young fella.

You've chucked your last chuck.

Oh!

(dramatic music)

(crocodile humming)

Swee'Pea.

Oh, Swee'Pea.

(laughing)

Swee'Pea.

Oh!

How did you get in there?

Look out.

Whoa.

Oh!

Why you overstuffed...

(upbeat music)

("I'm Popeye the Sailor Man")

You've been a very naughty boy.

That'll teach you.

Whoa.

Come back with that animal!

If you wants to play with
animals, play with this.

(screaming)

(crying)

Oh, what's the matter with that?

Isn't that cute?

- I told you not to frighten him!

I told you not to scare him.

âª There's no ifs or maybes âª

âª I'll never have babies âª

âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª

(pipe toots)

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(dramatic orchestral music)

(hammer pounding)

- Pardon me, doc.

Fresh outta carrots.

(Bugs humming)

(popping as carrots pulled)

Low bridge.

I live here.

It's my home, such as it is.

(laughs)

Look, doc, do I go around
nailin' signs over your house?

Do I?

There's still such a thing
as private property, ya know.

Did ya ever hear of the inalienable right

of the sanctity of the home?

- Forgive me, my friend.

Do you like blacksberries pie?

- No, no.

Did you say blackberry pie?

Yum, yummy!

- Well, have some!

(laughing)

What a dumb bunny.

- Of course you realize this means war!

(lively orchestral music)

(applause)

(fanfare)

(gentle music)

- And now, from the empty hat,

I will prestigadgigoo...

Proostaga...

Prestigagi...

Pull a live rabbit, yes.

(laughing)

Roota boota zoot!

And observe.

A rabbit.

Yes, yes.

(audience laughing)

- Guess who.

- You!

- Yes, me!

(panting)

Ya didn't expect to see
me again, eh, svengali?

- Go away, please, you dumb rabbit bunny.

You are for to ruining my act.

- Wrong, doc.

I'm gonna help ya.

Let's see now.

You was tryin' to prestigoogigate...

Prestidadgigoo...

Presti...

Pull a rabbit out of the hat.

Regarder.

(drum roll)

Roota voota zoot!

(applause)

- Carrot?

Ooh, yes, yes.

Come out and get the nice
carrot, pretty bunny.

(sniffing)

Oh!

Ah!

I got him!

- [Bugs] On the contrary.

I've got you.

(Bugs humming)

(Ala Bahma groaning)

- Ladies and gentlepeoples,

for my next illusion, I
will require the assistance

of a small boy from the audience.

- [Bugs] I shall be
happy to assist you, sir.

- I shall now attempt to
run razor-sharp swords

through the basket.

There's nothing for to fear.

It's a trick.

The swords do not penetrate.

No.

- Ooh!

Ow!

Ooh!

Oh, ooh!

Oh!

Oh!

Agony!

Ooh!

Agony, agony, agony!

Ooh, ow!

Oh!

- Does it hurt very much, sonny boy?

- One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine, 10.

Red light!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Red light!

One, two, three, four, five.

Red light.

One, red light.

En garde!

Touche!

Cafe au lait!

Champs ÃlysÃ©es.

Au revoir!

Zoot suit!

What a performance, d'artagnan!

What a performance!

(laughing)

(gunshot)

(explosion)

If I do'd it, I'd get a whippin'.

I do'd it.

âª Aloha oh âª

âª Farewell to thee âª

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(upbeat music)

(slow ominous music)

(speaking in foreign language)

- The commandos, and
they're all over the place.

(speaking in foreign language)

It makes me so mad.

If I'd only sent more troops to the...

(speaking in foreign language)

(airplane roars)

Schultz!

Schultz.

You dummkopf.

(speaking in foreign language)

(metal clanging)

(rhythmic drumming)

(airplane roars)

(metal clanging)

âª It's the same the whole world over âª

âª It's the poor what gets the blame âª

âª While the rich has all the gravy âª

âª Now ain't that a blinkin' shame âª

Put out those lights!

- [Commander] Schultz!

(helmet clangs)

(upbeat music)

(whistles)

Schultz!

(screams)

(knocking at door)

- Say, Liederkranz, what time is it?

- When you hear the tone,

it will be exactly 6:45 and one-quarter.

Schultz!

- 6:45 and one quarter.

May I present you with this
little token of our esteem.

- For me?

Danke schoen.

Danke schoen.

- Oh, just a little going-away present.

Well, see you around!

(sniffing)

Schultz!

(explosion)

Schultz?

(metal clanging)

(whooping)

(dramatic music)

Heil Hitler!

(speaking in foreign language)

- It's all yours, Von Limburger.

- Hello, Schultz, I want you to...

Oh, is that you, Myrt?

(whooping and laughing)

- Messerschmitts.

A whole mess of Messerschmitts.

(gunfire)

(crashing)

A mess of Messerschmitts!

(whooping and laughing)

(gunfire)

(sputtering)

- Ah, now try and duck this one, you duck.

Heil Hitler!

(shouting in foreign language)

- Schultz!

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

- That's all, folks!

(upbeat music)

- [Male] Up in the sky.

Look!

- [Female] It's a bird!

- [Male] It's a plane!

It's Superman!

("Superman Theme")

- [Narrator] Faster
than a speeding bullet.

More powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings
in a single bound.

This amazing stranger
from the planet Krypton.

The man of steel.

Superman!

Possessing remarkable physical strength,

Superman fights a never-ending
battle for truth and justice,

disguised as a mild-mannered
newspaper reporter,

Clark Kent.

(clock bell rings)

(dramatic upbeat music)

- Send in Lois Lane and Clark Kent.

Give me a follow-up on
this bullet car story.

- Citizens of Metropolis, attention.

The destruction of your
police station today

was only a small
demonstration of our power.

Unless your mayor turns over

the entire funds of the city treasury,

power plants, fire houses,

and all municipal buildings will be next.

Take heed.

This is your last warning.

(tense music)

- What are the authorities
going to do about this,

Mr. Mayor?

- We won't be intimidated
by criminal threats.

Law and order must and will prevail.

(playful upbeat music)

(clock bell rings)

(dramatic music)

- The Bulleteers!

(gunfire)

(explosion)

(playful upbeat music)

- [Male] The presses have stopped!

The presses have stopped!

- This looks like a job for Superman.

("Superman Theme")

(gunfire)

(gunfire continues)

(rocks crashing)

(crashing)

Nice going, Lois.

Another great scoop for you.

- It was easy, thanks to Superman.

(dramatic upbeat music)

("I'm Popeye the Sailor Man")

(upbeat music)

- Listen sugar, give that guy the air.

- Oh yeah, I likes the air
and I'm going home, see.

- Yeah, well I'm going home with her, see.

- Oh, is that so?

Well I asked her first.

- Ooh.

- Besides that, two's
company and you're a crowd.

I guess she's going with herself.

- I'm crazy about a man in the uniform.

- [Both] Would you like
me if I wore a uniform?

- Why I'd just love you.

- [Both] I want to join up.

- I've only got room for
one, and he's gotta be good.

- Well that's me, brother.

- Yeah, that's me.

Take a look at this.

Just to give you an
idea of what a big star

I was in the movies.

One of those big shots, you know.

(gunfire)

(laughing)

Well, I guess they're kind of quiet now.

Big shot, eh?

- It's kinda quiet around
here, don't you think?

- Well I'll make it a
little noisy for you.

- What do you got there, Sissy-parilla?

- Keep your eye on this.
(gunfire)

Here's some more.

- Oh I could do that
with a trick gun myself.

- How you like that, Colonel, huh?

- Not bad.

- Ah, that's nothing.

Get a load of this, Colonel.

I played a dual role in this picture.

(groaning)

- Oh.

Ow.

- Woops.

(upbeat music)

(laughing)

- Very good.

- Reporting for duty, sir.

- If you think that's good, look at this.

That's the horse.

You like me, you like the horse.

(indistinct mumbling)

There.

(laughing)

- Why, the man's weak.

Here's a little horse play I was in once.

(upbeat music)

(laughing)

How's that?

- That's great.

- I thought you'd like that one.

Ow!

- Why, I'm better that
one, and this'll prove it.

Another one of my big
scenes, I'll show you that.

- Oh!

- Hey!

Come back with my girl.

Nobody's gonna take her for
a ride and get away with it.

I paid a nickel for this.

Oh!

Stay right...

Whoa!

Hey watch where you're going with that...

Whoa!

Heavy traffic here.

Whoa!

- Hey Colonel, how do you like that?

(laughing)

- Yeah, but this is what followed.

- Let me see.

Let me see.

- Now this is where I do my stuff.

(playful music)

Just what I need.

Let me at him!

(scatting)

- Oh you're looking for more, hey.

Why you'll get it, here.

- Oh yeah?

- Let me down!

Let me down!

- Let me down?

I'll let you down.

Whoa.

Hold onto your seat.

(bell dinging)

I win, you lose.

(laughing)

- You're the man we want.

- Oh thanks, your honor.

- Why he can't even carry a gun.

- Is that so?

- Fall in.

About base.

At ease.

(laughing)

(upbeat music)

- Company, attention.

Shoulder arms.

Forward march.

Left, right, left, right,
left, right, left, right.

(scatting)

Company dismissed.

- Oh, for a man in a uniform.

Oh, Popeye!

âª You know what I told ya âª

âª I wanted a soldier âª

âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª

(pipe toots)

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(upbeat music)

(Daffy yodeling)

âª We're in to win so let's begin âª

âª To do the job with junk âª

âª We're in to win âª

âª Turn in your tin âª

âª And listen to it plunk âª

âª To our nation's call every rubber ball âª

âª Goes to conquer freedom's foe âª

- Freedom's foe!

- Freedom's foe!

- Freedom's foe!

âª We're in to win âª

âª Our staff is in âª

âª So to victory let's go âª

âª And do the job with junk âª

âª Pots pans old tin cans âª

âª Pails nails empty jails âª

âª Vats hats rubber mats âª

âª Missing links kitchen sinks âª

âª Garbage cans electric fans âª

âª Rubber boots bathing suits âª

âª Reels wheels rundown heels âª

âª Bedsprings piston rings âª

âª Metal shears old tin ears âª

(whistles)

âª Tire chains water mains âª

âª Skates plates furnace crates âª

âª Pitching forks rubber corks âª

âª Sacks racks railroad tracks âª

âª Poles soles fiddle bows âª

âª Plugs lugs bathroom rugs âª

âª Cover sheets housemaid knees âª

âª Rubber bands bird cage stands âª

âª Metal snips pillow slips âª

âª Lock socks grandpa clock âª

(panting)

âª And that's why we're in to win âª

Well, how do you like
that, Schickelgruber?

(speaking in foreign language)

(barking)

- Destroy that scrap pile!

- [Male] Destroy that scrap pile!

- Destroy that scrap pile!

- Destroy that scrap pile!

- Destroy that scrap pile!

- Destroy that scrap pile!

- [Male] Destroy that scrap pile!

- Destroy that scrap pile!

- [Soldiers] Destroy!

Destroy!

Destroy that scrap pile!

(beeping)

(water gurgling)

- Destroy that scrap pile!

(light playful music)

(gulps)

(metal rattling)

(upbeat music)

(hiccups)

- Hup!

Hup!

Hup!

Hup!

Hup!

Halt!

Who goes there?

Mice!

(crashing)

Moose!

Saboteurs, I bet you!

(goat hiccups)

Ah, I thought so!

Put your hands up.

You criminals are all alike.

I can see it in your eyes.

Just a stupid ignoramus!

A numbskull!

A nitwit!

A nincompoop!

(hiccuping)

Why, it's just a poor
little sick billy goat!

Hey, William, this'll fix you up!

A sodium acetyl-salicylic.

Listen to it fizz!

(hiccuping)

Provides immediate relief
from hyper-gasidity,

banishes after-dinner
discomfort and loginess.

(hiccuping)

Say, this tin termite is a Nazi!

A folk wolf in sheep's clothing!

(dramatic music)

You wouldn't hit a guy
with glasses, would you?

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

(dramatic music)

(panting)

I'm through.

Oh, what I'd give for
a can of spinach, now.

- Shame, Daffy.

Shame!

- Great-great-great-great-great-uncle
Dullingham Duck!

âª Did I cry 'spinach ' when I stood âª

âª A duck on Plymouth Rock âª

âª Did I and Washington give up âª

âª With Valley Forge in hock âª

âª Did Daniel Boone and me quack quits âª

âª When Indians seized our scalp âª

âª Did John Paul Duck give up the ship âª

âª Or ever holler help âª

- Hey, Daffy.

Americans don't give up!

âª No Daffy âª

âª Americans don't give up! âª

- That's right!

And I'm an American duck!

- Up there in the sky!

- [Ghost] It's a bird!

- [Ghost] No, it's a plane!

- [Ghost] No, it's Super-American!

(gunfire)

- Gosh.

A dream!

It was all a dream!

- [Nazis] Hey!

Next time you dream, include us out!

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

- That's all folks!

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(upbeat music)

(gentle music)

- Gee, am I hungry.

I could eat a saber-toothed tiger.

Well, anyway, half of one.

(yawns)

Well, this isn't getting me breakfast.

(whistles)

Here, Fido.

Well, thanks.

Now come on, I'm famished.

Well, I'll bet you're cranky
before breakfast, too.

Ssh.

Be quiet!

Mm.

Yum-yummy.

My favorite vegetable.

Duck.

(dramatic music)

(whistle blows)

(sirens wailing)

(gentle music)

Gosh, that duck acts like he's crazy.

- That is correct!

Absolutely 100% correct!

- So that's the way it is, eh?

All right, then.

Fine thing, no swimming.

Other cavemen get to go swimming,

but I never get to do anything.

Well, what are you looking at?

Don't just stand there.

Do something.

Now, go get him.

The big lummox.

Well, now, isn't that clever?

The hunter's helper.

Now come on!

- Not bad for a guy that never
took a lesson in his life.

- Wait here.

(crashing cymbals)

- Here you are, girlie.

- Gee, thanks a lot.

(upbeat music)

Well, just what I wanted.

A duck breakfast.

Gee, I can hardly wait.

Come on, Fido.

Gee, we're almost there.

Golly.

(explosion)

(gentle music)

- You know, maybe that wasn't
such a hot idea after all.

- Good night, folks.

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

(dramatic upbeat music)

- [Male] Up in the sky.

Look!

- [Female] It's a bird!

- [Male] It's a plane!

It's Superman!

("Superman Theme")

- [Narrator] Faster
than a speeding bullet.

More powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings
in a single bound.

This amazing stranger
from the planet Krypton.

The man of steel.

Superman!

Possessing remarkable physical strength,

Superman fights a never ending
battle for truth and justice,

disguised as a mild-mannered
newspaper reporter, Clark Kent.

(laser beaming)

(tense music)

- What do you think of
the professor's show now?

- I still think it's
pretty dangerous business.

- Hope nothing goes wrong.

(whirring)

(crashing)

(dramatic music)

- And I realize, gentlemen,
that the safety of the public

is especially important to you.

Perhaps almost as important to you

as my ambitions are to me.

But, you request that I
give up my experiments,

experiments which are the
culmination of 30 years

of dreaming and planning, is impossible.

Tonight, those dreams will become real.

The comet of Falcon will be my toy.

Under my control, it will be
brought to within a mile of us.

Then, after a close examination,

I'll send it back again into space.

- Your tampering with nature
endangers thousands of lives.

- Yes, and even at the
possible cost of those lives,

I shall continue my experiment.

- I warn you, professor.

We're prepared to stop you.

- And I warn you, sir.

Any interference may prove disastrous.

- Stop!

(dramatic music)

(machine whirring)

(banging)

- Listen to me, you meddling fools.

Do you know that the power...

Without that power, the
comet is out of my control.

The pull of gravity will bring it

crashing to Earth any minute.

Stop!

Do you hear?

(banging)

(glass smashing)

(comet fragments crashing)

(telephone ringing)

- City editor.

- Look, chief.

The panic's on.

The thing's gone haywire.

(screaming)

- Lois.

Lois, what happened?

Lois!

- Look!

(comet fragments crashing)

("Superman Theme")

- Superman.

- Are you all right?

- Yes, at the moment, but...

(crashing)

(comet fragments crashing)

(upbeat music)

(glass smashing)

(machine whirring)

- [Superman] Miss Lane, the control.

(dramatic music)

("Superman Theme")

- Oh, Superman.

You were wonderful.

- You're pretty wonderful yourself.

- Oh.

How did you get here?

- Thanks to Superman.

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

âª Where the honeysuckle vine âª

âª Twines itself around the door âª

âª A sweetheart mine âª

âª Is waiting patiently for me âª

âª So please come back to âª

- [Narrator] The typical American farm

presents many interesting sights.

This show horse is the pride of the farm

and the winner of many blue ribbons.

He is trained to perform in every gait.

First, let's see you do a trot.

(upbeat music)

Now the gallop.

(upbeat music)

That's fine.

Now do a canter.

âª I'm happy about the whole thing âª

âª The way that you walk âª

âª The way that you talk âª

- [Narrator] Hey, hey.

That's enough of that.

Here we find the farmer's
faithful old watchdog.

Though he is no longer very active,

he still does a few little
odd jobs around the house.

One of his chores is
to fetch the newspaper.

(whistling)

Oh, there's the paper now.

(barking)

(chuckling)

- I can hardly wait to see
what happened to Dick Tracy.

- [Narrator] Here is a group
of cute little piggies,

playing in the...

Well, what are they up to?

They seem fascinated by that clock.

Oh, well.

Here's a proud mother hen,

carefully watching over her eggs,

anxiously awaiting the eventful day.

What a happy little family this will be.

What's this?

A weasel.

The ruthless thief of the barnyard,

watching his chance to sneak in

and steal those defenseless little eggs.

He draws closer, and closer, and closer.

(tense music)

- [All] Boo!

- Don't ever do that!

(panting)

(chicks laughing)

- [Narrator] In the nearby trees,

we find many species of bird life.

(birds twittering)

The birds always...

Oh, look up there.

No, no, over to the left.

See?

A little owl, nestling
inside the tree trunk.

(hooting)

Here's an interesting sight.

A young couple laboriously
building their nest

with a bit of string from here

and a piece of straw from there.

A little twig.

A bit of string.

A piece of straw, a little twig,

a bit of string, a piece
of straw, a little twig,

a bit of string, a piece
of straw, little twig,

string, string, straw, string...

âª There's no place like home âª

- [Narrator] At the edge of the woods,

field mice make their home.

Here we see one of the most common types.

Say, he seems to be a bit worried.

Tell me, little fellow, what
seems to be troubling you?

- I don't know, doc.

I just keep hearing things.

- [Narrator] Even the tiniest of insects,

such as the ants, have a
language all their own.

(ants chattering)

Emerging from the opening
comes a female of the species.

If you listen very closely,

you can hear her calling to her young.

- Harry!

- Coming, Mother.

- [Narrator] The modern farm is conducted

on a business like...

Well, here are those little piggies again.

Say, piggies, why don't
you go off and play?

- [All] Mmm-mmm.

- [Narrator] Oh, well, suit yourself.

Here is one of the strangest friendships

that has ever been known.

Natural enemies, yet
living together as friends,

a cat and a mouse.

Tell me, is it true that the
cat takes good care of you?

(squeaks)

And keeps you nice and warm?

(squeaks)

Well, that's truly a friendship.

Now, before we leave you,

is there anything that
you would like to say

to your friends in the audience?

(squeaks)

- Get me out of here!

- [Narrator] And so, as
the day draws to a close

and the sun sinks slowly in the west,

we reluctantly take our leave of the farm.

Well, the piggies again.

Are they going to stay there all night?

What in the world can the attraction be?

(alarm ringing)

- Dinner time!

(grunting)

- Oh, dear!

Every day, it's the same thing.

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

âª In the morning âª

âª In the evening âª

âª Aint we got fun âª

âª Life is sunny âª

âª For my honey âª

âª Aint we got fun âª

âª We never worry âª

âª No reason to fuss âª

âª We never hurry âª

âª Take it easy that's us âª

- Okay, let it go.

âª To December âª

âª Aint we got fun âª

âª Only good times to remember âª

âª Oh what fun âª

âª In the meantime in between time âª

âª Aint we got fun âª

âª In the morning âª

âª In the evening âª

âª Aint we got fun âª

âª Life is sunny âª

- A cat!

A cat!

Run!

Run!

- Oh, there's nothing to be afraid of.

He can't hurt us.

He can't get in here.

- A cat!

Lights out!

(dramatic music)

- All clear, the cat's gone.

Come on out, fellas.

Hey.

Where is everybody?

(dramatic music)

- What's the rush?

I'm not going to hurt you.

Look what I've got for you.

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

Later.

Listen.

You can have all these
cheese you want if you...

(indistinct whispering)

Understand?

Okay?

There.

That's better.

Now get going!

âª Now that cat he darn told me âª

âª Out there in the kitchen âª

âª That catty that told you what âª

âª He's come here to save us âª

âª And not to enslave us âª

âª That cat's a rat just the same âª

âª Oh no kids âª

âª That cat is a two faced âª

âª I doubt he will sing âª

âª Or leave us to sing
the blues in the night âª

âª Please take my advice
and don't be naughty mice âª

âª Appease him âª

âª Or he'll get offended âª

âª He wants to protect us from
the ones who wrecked us âª

âª Please him âª

âª He wants to protect us âª

âª That's what I've been saying âª

âª Gee that'd be fine âª

âª Well then hurry and sign a truce âª

âª And no fight âª

(gentle music)

- Did you ever have a feeling
that you wanted something

but you didn't know what it was?

- Yeah, yeah.

Oh, sure.

I always get that feeling too.

- I know.

I want a nice, fat, tender mouse.

- Yes, sir.

One nice, fat, tender...

Mouse?

(laughing)

- Look at them run!

- Mm.

You're a nice, fat, tender mouse.

You'll do.

- Shock.

âª Grit your teeth âª

âª Show some fight âª

âª And the stuff that you're made of âª

âª Remember to never say die âª

âª We'll do more than that âª

âª Let's get rid of that cat âª

âª All in favor say aye âª

âª Aye âª

âª We did it before and
we can do it again âª

âª And we will do it again âª

âª We've got a heck of a job to do âª

âª But you can bet we will see it through âª

âª We did it before âª

âª And we can do it again âª

âª And we will do it again âª

âª We're one for all
and we're all for one âª

âª They'll get a licking
before we're done âª

âª Millions of voices are ringing âª

âª Singing as we march along âª

âª We did it before and
we can do it again âª

âª And we will do it again âª

âª We'll knock them over âª

âª And then we'll get the
guy in back of them âª

âª We did it before âª

âª We'll do it again âª

- Now listen, men.

(speaking gibberish)

And remember, above all...

(speaking gibberish)

You got that?

Okay.

(upbeat music)

- [Mouse] Right, left!

No, no.

A little more to the right.

A little more.

More.

There.

That's it.

Fire!

- [Cat] Yeow!

Ow!

âª We did it before âª

âª We did it again âª

- We do'd it.

("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")

("I'm Popeye the Sailor Man")

(gentle music)

- Well, guess I'll dig up a
little business around here.

Hmm.

(water hose squirting)

(whistling)

Window cleaner.

Window cleaner.

Window cleaner.

- And so the party of the first part

sends the party of the second part,

I wonder where the third part is gonna be.

Oh, they there are.

The man is just telling me
the party of the first part

said to the party of the second part,

I wonder if the party of the third part...

- Window cleaner.

- Not today, thank you.

- [Bluto] What do you mean?

Why not today thank you?

- Cause I'm gonna wash 'em,
that's why not today, thank you.

Look at these dirty windows.

I wonder how that mud gets
up here on the 20th floor.

- That guy things he's
gonna ruin my record, hey.

Hey, let me show you the
real way to wash a window.

- I'll wash 'em.

Oh, right in the eye.

Oh, I can't see.

You're out of date with that stuff.

Let me show you how we moderns do it.

(upbeat music)

Just a little quick cream on the window.

There y'are.

(laughing)

- Hey, slim.

Get an eyeful of this.

Here's a real window cleaner.

- You don't say.

You look like a monkey on a string to me.

- Pardon me.

- Whoa!

Hey I'm hanging on the altitude.

Hey, you'll knock somebody off someday.

Ah, that's kindergarten stuff.

Wait til you get a load of
this with me suspenders.

I'll show you how to do it.

I do it in swing time, you see.

- Yeah, well watch this.

- Yeah, I'm watching you.

But of course I don't see anything yet.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh, I'm falling, I'm falling.

Oh.

(laughing)

Hey.

Hey my head's caught, I can't get out.

Oh, hey, get me out of here someone.

Hey, you give me a pain in the neck, you.

- Why you little...

Come over here and I'll sort you out.

- Oh, dear!

(screaming)

- Smack you in the nose.

(indistinct arguing)

- Well, give me that sledgehammer.

(indistinct talking)

- Hey, what am I doing
hanging around here?

Wait til I get up there, I'll show you.

(screaming)

- Take it easy, Popeye!

- Hey, watch the fingers.

Hey.

Let me up.

Whoa!

(Olive screaming)

Hang on, Olive.

Hey you gotta be more careful...

- So you're a window washer, hey.

(laughing)

(tense music)

Now, do you want me to
clean to the windows, huh?

("I'm Popeye the Sailor Man")

- Wait til I get my hands on you.

Hey, you!

Up you go.

Here he comes.

Up you go.

Hang onto your hat.

Blammo!

You're washed up.

(ding)

âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª

(pipe toots)

(upbeat music)

- [Male] Up in the sky!

Look!

- [Female] It's a bird!

- [Male] It's a plane!

It's Superman!

("Superman Theme")

- [Narrator] Faster
than a speeding bullet.

More powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings
in a single bound.

This amazing stranger
from the planet Krypton.

The man of steel.

Superman!

Possessing remarkable physical strength,

Superman fights a never ending
battle for truth and justice,

disguised as a mild-mannered
newspaper reporter, Clark Kent.

(gentle music)

(dramatic music)

(speedboat engine)

- And I still say Manhattan
rightfully belongs to my people.

- Possibly, but just what do
you expect us to do about it?

- You have a newspaper.

Publish the truth.

Have the island vacated immediately.

- It's fantastic.

- Why, that's ridiculous.

- Ridiculous?

Maybe modern science will
make you think differently.

(dramatic music)

- I've never heard anything so absurd.

- You know, from the look in his eyes,

I'd almost believe he was in earnest.

- [White] No, he's just a harmless crank.

(speedboat engine)

- Come ahead, Miss Lane.

You wouldn't want to miss
this story, I'm sure.

(gentle music)

(dramatic music)

Just a precautionary measure.

(electrical whirring)

Now, Miss Lane.

Get ready for the greatest
story of your career.

(electrical whirring)

(explosions)

(crashing)

(buildings collapsing)

- Come on, Kent.

Let's get out of here.

(crashing)

- This looks like a job for Superman.

("Superman Theme")

(explosion)

(dramatic music continues)

(explosion)

("Superman Theme")

(explosion)

(explosion)

(explosion)

- The girl is still down there!

(clock ticking)

(speedboat engine)

(explosion)

- You know, Lois, the old island
looks just as good as ever.

- That's right, Clark, thanks to Superman.

("Superman Theme" continues)

(barking)

âª I'm just wild about Harry âª

âª And Harry's wild about me âª

- Where we going, bye bye?

- Sorry, but I don't want a dog.

Well...

- [Announcer] Cartoon Classics.