CM101MMXI Fundamentals (2013) - full transcript

Come on, Come on! Thanks! Thanks!

Don't do it. It's the same guy. Don't
just had the guy do the same.

Do you know the applause a very scary
thing?

So... this is the Working of the
meter, an indication that.

Ta! Ta! Ta! Now is up! Come on!

You were just talking about, so let's
do it.

Don't worry, I'm sure I could make
you laugh I can't say. I very much
doubt it.

Sincere I say this. Because the
opposition is very close.

Backstage look, before he left, my
brother says I have...

every time you say "Now you'll see!"

She has no talent, too bad like this.



I'm the envy, the open I mean.
There's nothing to do.

There is no ability and five years
older than me.

Also very unfortunate name: John
Smith. He?

Made in China, like CEM yılmaz.

The guy's name to google it says "did
you mean Cem Yilmaz," it says.

Mad now.

[Applause] don't look!

. By the way that looks, he gets
angry.

I've always wanted, and because I
have failed God ever gave him.

In addition, we have a small living
room. I said, You can get out of
there.

"Don't bother," he said. "If I go, I
play a sellout," he said.

I said: "You can play even you locked
up." Who will come to you!

"When you're stuck, I'll jump to the
scene you want," he said.

There's nothing to jump you. The
audience jumps on you if it's bad.



Look, my sister also she's very
funny, witty. He is married to the
comedian.

Get gets the joke from her husband.
This baby I'm so bad. He's annoyed.

Which he thinks stole his rations.
The eldest child of the family.

Why the fuck didn't they put a
capability to me?

Behold, the above is supposed to be
designed as follows...

- Arif Bey's eldest son, ready?
Ready.

- funny stuff jokes, the charm,
the ready answer did you put? -
Aa!

That he went so straight!

put it in the middle of them all!
This, he thinks.

Now... I need to really be very
comfortable to avoid stress.

That in me there is comfort. Some
says: "you're very comfortable on
stage." What Are you talking about?

First, since the beginning, the
audience has always been passionate
about me.

Look, when I got on stage I was 20
years old. This is what I get...

There's a lady in the front. Me
throughout the whole show...

...The making of basic instinct.
Throughout the whole game. Such.

I call or my child. I am 20 years old.

You know, a male body, is composed of
fiefdoms.

There are a lot of independent
regions.

Dude, there is something self?
my son stop. No!

We're on the scene!

How hard I find it. A dec said: I
have been touring Ulan...

I think I'm hallucinating from
...nothing!

I said no such thing, but I don't.
Like that...

women like this all the time. Like
that! Like that! Like that!

Latest I said I couldn't stand
anymore, my sister turn it off!

Laughing because as I said.

The Dynamo show us our audience is.

Yes, thank God I have some funny
stories.

So the audience will talk to me and
is really good. The audience formerly
more from me...

do you know ...talk? Perhaps Who
remembers, in those days coming out?

Me they talk too much.

- tell me that it is not!
- All right, man.

- tell me tell Cemcig. Tell me
about it!
- All right, man. Okay, brother.

When the show was on for 4 hours!

Then I started with so little answers.

It's been like a two cevaplasma. Then
the audience was organized.

In the 2000s, like a great silence
came. The way they saw tutusanl hand
in hand.

- How are you?
- shut up, man!

Or the kid who's in? I said. Thought
you did that. Us like you said.

Boy how old are you? the answer you
gave. Abi what I saw.

But my memories, piling up too.

I was last in an interview at a
university.

Now the scouts, most brother no slack
cut there...

...among young people, they say:

College youth are a little too pure?
What they are asking weird questions.

They saved my brother sometimes wants
to have fun...when I saw that it was

...they have cosanl. Here's another
one it was so.

So, the young man asked...at Yildiz
Technical University

you were a faggot formerly CEM ABI
zero hair...

...before going on the stage.

Yes, I said.

"now do you think they'll?" he
said. Me.

So... he wants to, but you're a
shooting star, Technical keep back!

Now, our memories Oh my...I don't
want to get in that direction

my answer very ready, plug he won't
come, do you understand at that point.

So don't be nervous. Doesn't have
good memories.

Another College said a kid again...

Was a student in the Faculty of
mining. Abi said...

when I first saw you ...I was 9 years
old. , he said.

You asked me: and what are gonna be
when I grow up? This: the astronaut
said.

I would say: start jumping up and
down already, barely you go to the
moon. or something like that.

- What Are you reading now?
- Faculty Of Mining. said.

So how if he got to the tram...

...stepped up on the bottom instead
of going.

Now, here I don't want to leave with
such a souvenir, but the look of your
eyes...

looking into who is doing what to WHO
...to be telling, what you watching?

Are you sitting here alone?

These are important to me. I'll look
for him so...

...couples, hand in hand, the
audience, or something I said.

1600 people we are. Everyone it's
important. Everyone!

Appreciate all of you, for me, are
separate. You know what I mean
already look at the ticket.

100, 75, 50 he goes.

Last I'm telling you, there's one
lady in the front. Expecting a baby
your stomach is holding.

Denkleyem they couldn't, bought a
ticket, but this bulging like that.

I'm trying to make laugh at me and
the thing he said...

don't make me laugh! Don't make me
laugh! Don't make me laugh!

I was scared so I said, I wonder how
many months? Sektiriverir the boy
away, God forbid.

- “how many months?”
- “4-month-old,” he said.

- “how long have you been
married?” I said.
- “4 month said.

In a remote part of Turkey decided.

I acted earlier.

If you ask why, I don't like the
song, you understand?

Halay, love-to be loved, flirt, love
to all and I understand them, but I
don't understand this look.

Let me ask you have you got married
here. There married here? You're
married.

The wedding or you've done something,
huh? This is our weddings...

we need to ban some things. For sure!

A: sister of the bride!

An exaggerated hair.

brother-in-law?

Ulan groom made their choice.

Your sister is getting married.

You're confusing what!

An exaggerated hair. It's Strapless.
He's tearing out meat from here.

ablam mom will sit where? or
something.

Go!

Two: Kayinco. I don't know whether
you had one?

Internal! Internal! Internal!

take care of our girl.

The axle bracket you what a first
stop!

You can't escape them. How
sophisticated...

...project design. In the final it
comes down to this.

What is that! What is this this! What
is this!

Okay, in this point, I know it. Who
are these?

Why are they so cheerful?

Did you wedding? How long have you
been married?

10. Mashallah! SIS I think the same
way?

Some couples longer than others
because it sounds asked.

Starts after 5 years don't be
surprised you know? I noticed him.

- how many years have you been
married?
- 5. - 6!

Of course.

Generally longer than men, but it
sounds like that we have a situation.

Do you have children? No. .

We will wait.

10-year marriage is beautiful.
Mashallah! Mashallah!

God, even Happy Birthday to you I
hope.

So it's a fun thing. I'm waiting for
the boy... the boy soon.

I have not tried it alone, do you
understand?

I need a partner for that. Alone I
mean...

So... so I did too, so lived. Died
quickly.

You know. You know the drill.

Quick gets it. Dad!

Very precious children, my dear.

But, of course, women's poetry of the
Niya or something during pregnancy...

climax is going to ...you know.

There, Baby, the gentleman with the
pregnant lady, this movie had been a
man. Such.

I love you like, let's go! You
don't like, let's go!

you don't like, let's go!

Of course, Adam is so easy to
multiply.

Naz Niaz aroused. What if she wanted
you, do you understand?

- do you know what I'm craving?
- what about drew?

also eat berries but bananas come
in like zero gravity environment.

People says in that moment: that I
was wearing 2 layers of condom...

A children's story.

A friend of mine had a wedding.

A baby, a little unusual design.

Did a Star Wars-themed wedding. The
groom, came up with his lightsaber or
something.

Plays the music of dark star. Dat!
Dat! Dark Vader is coming.

Like the groom. The fuck place in our
country?

After 5 minutes, the Dart vader's
hand was kissing. Such.

They came from zonguldak aunt...

Quarter Dart Vader ...they're wearing
do you understand?

I mean it doesn't happen.

We know we've made you a little
secret the wedding. You know. You
know, but we've made Secret.

But do I have a choice? So, here's
the thing...

you know I was going to marry you
marriage ...what should I do?

There are programs like that on TV.
I'm sure you're watching. Like you
and me...

remember that they're not people;
dating love-to be loved...

love, compassion, lust doesn't have
such issues.

They are very clear. You know, you're
a little bit shy.

They are far more advanced than my
son. Have nameplates, and they look
just like that.

Is receiving power from each other.
Triple socket you need. I'll get you
complete.

Very clear in this regard. Did you
ever see?

A young child, although the
male-female relationship...he zannetse

the boy with the crushed stone
himself ...do you understand?

One I watched was enough for me. Now
I don't do sociological detect...

but one formation that participated
in the program.

Said: I'm a woman. This statement.

Said: Me everin. They said: "Human
would be? Would be. they said.

Or friends, the power of God.

There's a saying: "Every blind
vendor, blind it has a receiver."

"- Hole bead doesn't stay in place."
"I don't know what something was...

kismet comes from Baghdad...." or you
know something.

This aunt was a fatality. Joins by
phone from Zurich.

I'm calling from Switzerland. , he
said. From Zurich. Looking from
Zurich!

How the fuck is this an absence of
this in Zurich!

Or, you're in the quarry, man!
Hindsight out in Zurich!

He said: "this lady, I'll take her,"
he said. Between them, you know...

there's nothing like cruelty to poor.
How they are beating each other.

So, the male-female relationship hear
anything about.

how to crushing... "what did you
trust?

house do you have? Do you have a
car? Of the house do you have? Do you
have a car? What did you trust?"

"I trusted that. You trusted in
what?"or something.

Got home, got the car? Got home, got
the car?

In fact, the name of the program
registry and Cadastre.

They're talking to the guy, the man
who can tell me the name of...

"Very cultured and a gentleman" it's
called. "What's your hook?" one of
them said...

"I'll shower every day,"he
said.

The fuck is the absence, at least
don't make it obvious.

Also have a fantasy, your lips herpes.

You'll be surprised: make it on the
top.

- "on me would you do it?"
- "I'll make it to the top."

- "do me."
- "I'll make it to the top."or
something.

Repent... and then I realized that it
was this property.

Or how they are fantastic people.

- "I have a 140 m2 apartment, I
will give you"
- "Me do it, do it, do it, please
do!"

Dude, what's being said, You know?
"What do you do?" he said...

the gentleman on the phone,
metamorphosis of woman.

Of course... "what do you do?", the
man said, "I'm retired SSK."

The woman of water ask for details:

From the outside the premium you
are paying you're retired, is the
normal way?

Penny counts, you know?

However, the male-female issue? This
of course is not.

Those who know tell. Young children
may wonder.

I'm 16 years old... I'm 17, right?
16, you say?

Now if you ask a 17 year old boy,
girl, baby, now...

if you are starting new topics
...that, say...

I don't understand the girl CEM.
Don't worry Lan.

You're asking a 70-year-old man, says
the same thing:

Or, we're we're going, I couldn't
understand their wives.or
something.

Uncle, do you know what a woman you
are now?

You head over to Sudoku. Sudoku.

After a certain age, you know, when
Elvis left the building,...

what is the condition of man.

puzzles, Sudoku, retired Colonel,
why did you park there?

why doesn't the municipal garbage?
Annoy me.or something.

Wrong...remove the wiper of a parked
car

Not necessarily because anything
should be removed.

Now look...

Men a very interesting design.

Male and female, to understand each
other does it have?

This is an issue that has been
discussed a lot. Women is different
from us.

- is different from men's.
- understanding women's.

unsympathetic Men. Here is
something like...

Now here, the last man to cut all the
things. I don't know.

I know a side. "Man, listen to me"
I'm not going to.

It would be weird. "A man listen to
me" or something. No.

I know there my man. So my knowledge
is limited.

We are pretty simple creatures, we
men. All men knows this.

There are women that well. This is
real. Them they are superior to us...

...obviously. With a body that is
administered to the brain...

is the other one? Women sparkling.

Woman, man friends is a top model.
Yes!

The whole of creation was created
after the woman in the story.

Man, think of it as a draft. The man
from the wound.

He said, "Man, I can do better than
this."...

...and the new model didn't use the
troublesome parts.

We, we are troubled. Men is a simple
device. So...

There are two modes: on - off. So.

Normal mode - the mode of the ox. So.

- How's the typhoon?
- I'm fine, love.

How are you Typhoon? [Roar]

Five thousand kinds of women floating
exchange rate.

Male, Analog Devices. Crown, button
that are plenty of...

Women, digital. What is the analog?
Are more durable...

...removed is attached, on-off,
self-income... that's not it.

Digital woman, abi. Digital.

Digital what does it mean? At the
same time, it's a little delicate.
Sealed box Apple.

So be update every month.

So. These are renewed every month.

I came here to make. or
something.

We are also about those things we
don't know, they're always coming at
us.

we understand we have our tides!
or something.

They are insulting us. Like a single
man go-Geller, there's nothing more.

Hey, friends...

...here now, always there are
grown-up people. Say...

Or, do it now, figure it out yourself!

ladies, this topic no longer work.
We have become us.

Or, sometimes I think women just show
though...

even if it falls to those days ...

...dead beat me.

Imagine the scene they're... nervous,
or...

funny? God damn you!

everywhere SIS, SIS! or something
like that. Fortunately, male together
sprinkle. Really.

we have become. Either a friend,
they're doing a calendar...

is coming up in a week ...for a week,
he's...

a week after the switch... Someone
has to tell them...:

Months, four weeks.

According to this account, you've
been gone the month of February!

We, too, baby, pure. Never know about
that we don't.

The more difficult the situation, we
actually. We don't have our ever
cried. Really.

Men are very very simple.

He lives with a lunatic and doesn't
make a peep in the male body. Isn't
that right?

Okay... let's remember at the age of
16, is an organ.

...let sahsilestirmey. Libido: desire.

Isn't that what got us into the mess
we always?

The body takes over, drags you.

and then they say, think with your
little head.

So, blood doesn't go then.

Remember, at the age of 17 from one
side of Istanbul...

a tip, the day you left home with
your girlfriend.

Now I don't know if you still have it.

Ha, metrobus, there is something,
rail...

The girl puts it this way, comes out
the other side already.

We ain't like that. We we are Analog
era.

In the womb you live like that you're
dropping off to Tuzla.

- Oh, my love, you needn't come.
- I'll be back from Sabiha
gökçen.

The brain doesn't look like the
decision to they never?

You're different from us. While there
fortunately.

God bless you, it's beautiful.

Now I'm not telling you something you
don't. Some says...

They're talking in the foyer...

do you know what CEM is doing? We
know that recounts events. Pooh.

My brother, my sister don't you know
anything?

There's such a thing as not to know,
for God's sake?

El son there is a saying: "ignorance
is bliss."

"...Is bliss ignorance is bliss."
"Not knowing is bliss." is translated.

A poetic description. "Not knowing is
bliss."

Watch, for example, in US
advertisements from unknown numbers...

...you'll see him in there. There is
a constant play.

Unknown numbers, you know? Look how
they're happy.

- What is an ambulance? My father
is dying.
- fuck it, fuck, Oh, my.

If he knew that much doesn't play.

"Not knowing is bliss." but it's
called in the US, for instance, "I
don't know." is such a thing as...

...but no! "I don't know." when was
the last time did you install?

I appeal to your conscience. "I don't
know." it was...

...No I don't.

Let us give the example of English: I
don't know.

For example, for the address when
asking, "where's the post office?"

"I don't know." Hear you.

You hear Japanese. [SPEAKS JAPANESE]

In English, "I don't know." have you
heard?

Stood from circulation.

Now everything should be removed from
the grammar as shooting.

"I don't know." To know - there's no
negative! Is that we don't.

Model: Used navigation didn't, there
was Google Earth, there was nothing.

You'd go in a neighborhood, would
address. Remember?

Kuruyemisci was asked or something,
quilon.

Kuruyemisci, then the navigator
records.

Of course. The pea rule scans the
neighborhood and such.

give back to the mosque, go. or
something like that. The reason for
this drawn to her.

Asking for a tradesmen's address, I
don't know-

Look, I'm 40 years old now, I've
heard of such a thing.

look: Faruk Pharmacy where?

Pharmacy Faruk...

Pharmacy Faruk...

Or if you pass anything, uncle, it's
very simple: "I don't know."!

It's not possible! In the first
place...

by slowing down the search engine
they make ...the question.

Pharmacy Faruk...

now what?

Lan, "I Don't Know." It's very simple.

Pharmacy Faruk...

A piece of paper in your hand... "you
don't know if I'm going to ask you to
quilon."

...you'll like it. No! Faruk
Pharmacy.

Faruk kiraathane could be?

You "did you mean..." he gives.

The old Google. "I don't know." but
no.

Look for a longer time in America
than in Europe have navigation device.

Reiko 20 years in Europe. We now have
3-5 years...

but that caught up to. Why? You will
know because the device that is...

...you? Fuck, satellite, GPS, Car in
the shape of a triangle, certain...

Corridors, junctions, maps...

This is the guy who fought with
navigation?

- after 100 meters left.
- go!

Indeed, this I saw with my own eyes.

Say there's a gentleman who's
especially driving a car.

Also sister-in-law lives. ...

...what is navigation? Better
navigation this from my sister do you
have?

Friends, this is Susan and I haven't
seen women sit in the right seat.

In the standard equipment of the car.

there is sitting, the flood, from
the right.

- Lady we're parked.
- Hii. Okay.

Look for. They look shut up by God
Abi.

Look, here he comes, even when it is
experienced.

They don't never shut up.

around the island So it was good
you had returned.

I have satellite, it's clear the
maps. No. Angry.

He is jealous of the woman's voice
navigation, do you understand?

listen to me you listen to that
bitch?

The head of that.

You would know.

Knowing now that Abi is no longer an
issue, for God's sake?

So, the computer output the output
the output of everyone online.

Remember, I'm asking an unknown
person do you have left in the
country.

"I don't know." don't you understand?

I remember our first home computer
when it enters our...

how scared we were, from the computer
to the Lord?

82 my first computer in ' 82...

...come, did the trick. Print.

Quotation CEM AC nail this shut. Then.

"Cem" Cem "" "Cem"

Look at his number.

However, in science fiction films,
the attribute computers?

Computers will take over the
world.

will robots rule us.

I wore it in my fucking charger
instrument, Where Are you taking me?

I'm sorry, "charge," I said. Charge.
Indeed, "the charge".

I was wrong. Charge.

Do you laugh at those who say
charging? Do not. Indeed it is
obligatory.

So, being five songs of power tool.

Believe in electricity. Battery
believed.

This was called the power plug out of
the batteries charging.

So, it's charging.

It's another thing to charge.

The robots will take over. Sir, the
computers will lead us...

You're watching a science fiction
movie because it is really the Mother
ship...

...the computer is taking over. The
system is completely shut down, he
says. Captain or something crazy.

He would do anything in my house the
computer.

Guys, but he was afraid from the
computer. From the potential.

When you say food processor...you
know the robots are going to take us

to put you in the hall ...thought you
were going to come out on top.

Computers that they weren't doing
anything at all.

After a period with a joystick is
received. Joystick.

You know joystick? Everyone kept like
that.

I know my peers.

We received all that we prepared for
the OSS. Joystick.

Marketing is a wonder. Hundreds of
millions that have been sold joystick.

But with the English name.

Now the joystick on my count,
everyone kaniksadi. I know it's the
joystick either. What joystick?

You can't sell another one with the
Turkish name.

Joy. Stick.

Pleasure bar. What?

You can't ask from the shop! Enjoy
the bar to give us two a computer.

- Cream?
- thanks to have cream in the
house.

Such a thing is possible?

But we all kept.

I know my peers. We played played
with a joystick Allah.

El his son what he did there
understand.

Give to get find to the invention.

Do you know what it's called? Ubuntu
technology.

Here, hold this, says you're holding.
Here, hold this, says you're holding.

The mobile phone is released. Said
hold hired.

Hold this. Hold this. Hold this. Now
we keep it.

Oh. Oh.

Now what if you pin them next year.

And so adaptation. You know, the
pressure is on.

I've been there and this stuff like I
said, I told here for 30 years.

The life of a computer or something
entered. The wolf now everyone do you
understand? Everyone established.

According to Google research, though,
most of those from our country who
search...

...two-letter, three-letter word he
was looking for something.

I said to her with one hand, use the
computer as there is such a thing.

For people who want to learn the
computer or may be ask the first
question?

leave the computer when someone
walks in and closes the screen or
show him how.

So there is such a thing.

You don't...

rape pornography from the internet
...so you know there's.

Weird dating ads, your computer the
power in the business for no reason.

Dating penis enlargement ads. ...

I mean, you're suddenly being
paranoid. They know how called me
that.

You're job is "do we think?"

- they don't mention Repentance.
- a look Bro.

Do you think they see from a center
understand? What you see is from the
camera?

if you need to give this ad.

Now as I said, I have everyone at the
beginning of this instrument.

But who is at the beginning of this
thing, that's debatable, of course.

And how quickly we have adapted bro?

So now in the hands of everyone.

All communication tool. Fit into the
inside of this phone.

And the latest is in the hands of
everybody. This is a very important
detail.

I went to Japan and I didn't see in
us as far as technology.

I say or...

SIS when they have completed the
sentence, for God's sake.

That is the audience? Months I
what you're saying.

don't get too funny.

I went to Japan...

...I didn't see the latest technology
in the hands of our youth. I swear to
God.

Brick phones. With a lid or
something. Gave you last year that
you got the phone?

What about last year? 5 years ago.

But to say he doesn't need. But in
the US it's not.

It's the latest thing it takes to
sell your house.

Brother was 4. 5. I'm waiting for.
6. data

Red Crescent to distribute the tablet
in case the pleading man.

iPad 2. the iPad 2. iPad 2.

- got in my son's lap.
- that motherfuck he ended.

output.

I saw two Blackberry in the pocket of
the bagel place.

Such "Fresh!" was selling.

I said, "you going to do with Lan?"
He said it's someone to work.

Or is selling a wheel on the one
hand, looking at the state of thirst
on the Hong Kong Stock Exchange.

Combelek the latest offspring in the
hands of everyone.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

What a beautiful thing, isn't it?

"These tools, when not what are we
doing?" they say. It's like you're
doing much like.

What are we doing with these tools
when not?

- What Are you doing right now?
- I am growing my uncle Bahattin
Look. Look, it's big.

Yeah, man you need.

A friend with her now, playing with
it, it's like this...

like you-key when you're an orphan.

how well has this what the
fuck.

I Want This.

Does she tell my friend phone 10
years ago than you are?

[DIAL TONE PHONES]

[DIAL TONE PHONES]

[DIAL TONE PHONES]

The young man remembers. Do you
remember?

Not date or very close to this
example. Dial remember? Be redeemed.

0 would come back in half an hour.

Fucking burn until the fire
department called.

[Telephone ringing] Went.

Today, the number-

How many digits we need to call
someone to translate? Minimum?

Four. Seven.

Forget who you're looking for an hour
and a half or 11-digit.

[DIAL TONE PHONES]

what the hell is this?

Watch them cross the look more.

I couldn't turn 216.

But here remember. The grandeur
grandeur of the matter.

Phone.

there's a call for you. when a
job...

...there is greatness. You have a
telephone call. Obviously there's
E.

Handset 1.5 pounds.

The topic is becoming Important Do
you understand that?

- there's a call for you.
on - hand. Hello? He? Hello?

Now have no respect. That ass is a
device in your pocket.

You lean with your butt you're
looking for someone and be wrong
sometimes.

so, isn't it? I'm sorry I called
you my ass.

God knows what. No, No, No.
Not.

come on. Let's say he kisses. Come
on, Come on.

You do not have credibility.

Do you have this greatness?

Look at the movement in our lives.
Are you aware of things going soft?

You're life is now some movement
going.

15 years ago, someone like that would
freak if someone did that.

If you found it, how is that company?

Do you know where is taken this
motion?

That thread is kind of clay that are
either imported from...

Ah, Steve Jobs, don't you?

In hindsight in the barber shop here
grab.

The idea is that the cap immediately.
Hii.

Dude, this, or this. I love this song.

How soft isn't it?

Our new life is entering transactions.

Maybe 250 years later, what are we
going to do the movements?

I throw like this 250 years ago
There was a movement. Dec me, Your
Excellency.

There was such a movement? No. Now
you have this. Some transactions are
lost.

For example, such atisirs with each
other in the car.

what the fuck? What happened? You
passed. Cross.

Dit. Stay in the light. There used to
be a movement like this.

LAN to open the glass! Open up!

What happened with this move?

It has disappeared.

When technology moves disappears.

You now you do with a nostalgic
feeling, but that in your car system.

- open it!
- No, I don't have that.

- open the fucking window!
-.

push me!

A Fight breaks out extra.

Or my favorite people...

...then detach from the need to fit
it to a need in the ass before is the
inability to.

The word "devices when not what are
we doing?"

May Allah the Almighty. When you had
what are you doing?

Yes. You've got a speed.

You've got everyone looking for
speed. Writes a message to the boys
now...

...until you get impatient?

Come on! Go, Go, Go! Are gone. Okay.
Oh.

What does the message say in the
value of this gold, and for God's
sake?

- Where Are you my love?
- I'm here my love.

- there you are, my love.
- Where Are you my love?

Smile, smile, smile, smile.

All the fuck you Disney you are the
hero.

Miss smiley. Smile, smiley. Smile.

- Where Are you? - I'm here.
- Where Are You? Oh, here, here,
okay.

The hell is here here here.

Who oh who is using these devices?

Last me an e-mail came...

think of the brother who writes the
following in the mail ...at the
computer.

Came in the mail, I opened it. It
says:

“Brother, How Can I reach you?"

I Wrote: "Smoke."

Or Now that you're a horse, makes you
think that I wonder how he wrote it
with his hoof?

How Can I contact you, I mean, did
you penetrate my skin? You did write
it.

But of course things are not so good.
Like I said...

...for example, there is a social
world.

You know now, you're on Twitter,
you're there you're here. Used to
be...

your audience between what you are
telling on stage was staying. For a
while at least.

This it is not so now. Everybody
online.

Every time he says man. Now who is
there here now?

I'm at Tim.

I'll be here. The output is just
output. It's not funny.

God to share information on the
disease.

I'm at home I'm sitting and Tweet
about it. I'm at home right now.

I'm sleeping.

Nobody says, it doesn't say who I
mean.

I'm asleep, the world back.

I'm at work I'm bored, I'm at home
I'm sitting.

I'm at work. Boring. I get bored.

Fuck you al E severance pay. What you
get bored?

But we're making a figure, right?

Computers, the internet after the
computer was.

Gives a figure of people, it's true.

The guy's name was Muhittin
Buckthorn. Nickname Excalibur.

Now... which one sounds better.

Nebuchadnezzar's.

Or the child in the name of Rebellion.

Guy in the house he, his mom brings
the cake tea...

...at this computer. Rebellion,
Isyankar47.

- Rebellion who?
- Cake!

what kind of cake is this!

Between them, what ideas, what great
ideas.

if love, love, love to love.

- What did you fucking say?
- I'm not saying the dude said on
Twitter.

I don't like Facebook too much, but
so now, of course, you have friends...

...meet up with your friends, talk.
They are beautiful things.

I have to say it is obsolete.

Formerly rose letters, there was
that humanity...

...now where dry SMS, tweets
received.

I'm not going to like this.

But you're talking to friends.

It says to me why aren't you writing?
Could be a friend of me two million?

Wanna go to the movies so I'm going
to talk about what can I gang up?

Move! Heart!

Fitas shallow. Everyone coke pattern
you're screwed.

Do you understand? Does such
nonsense? You're talking to your
friend there.

You have to share, but paranoia is
rising.

Do you put pictures on Facebook. With
your coworkers. Is on vacation.

In esenyurt out of the bottom of the
bikini.

Kazlıçeşme barbecue on the beach,
while the picture you put up.

Christmas in your head, kuka. Very
nice.

Then you say the CIA was looking at
these accounts.

CLA!

Everyone's goal is keeping very high
do you understand that? The CIA is
after me.

Excalibur17 is looking for you-

To account for that shit... what is
He the fucking CIA?

Pen - or spoken at the Pentagon make
sure you don't.

Jack, did you see that?
- yeah, right.

Muhittin Buckthorn from
Kazlıçeşme.

to do with the relationship.

kill him!

Duf!

Grill half left, what happened, what
happened?

It makes people feel important,
that's the point.

Don't laugh, but. This is certainly,
of course, is beautiful.

But who's driving this detail.

Refer to. The phone no longer a
phone, it's not.

Inside the manual so you won't
understand technologies...

don't make a habit of our nation...,
read the manual so you know.

user's Guide. Gimme the
fuckin'.

- What if that is the problem?
- open and shut.

Now the Japanese, the Turkish grid
doesn't print, you know.

There are English, German, Italian.
Turkish water alone:

Hodey, vadey. An on-off.

He could recover, Yes.

No one reads the manual. The device
in your hand that...

currently live there or something
...you're controlling it from.

Now, everybody's mad for not being
penalised for being on the phone for
20 minutes.

because, in some way or. Oh, here
we go.

Oh! Hah, hah, hah!

Now...

User Guide Encyclopedia as such,
don't use it.

For example, have the technology to
go to the moon in your hand on the
device.

You can't take pictures man.

Megapixels what the hell, what lens,
what was done.

Now I have been known in the analog
era...

the street ...come on man, you have a
machine doing if he had.

There at the most, you were waiting
for the flash to come on.

Remember, of the bushing with the
late late, late of the flood.

Book! I'll have another, but I'm
waiting for the flash.

The flash you were waiting for. Now
you're waiting for the burning of the
man.

The machine in the hands of
sophisticated...

I see ...Hey now, don't you know in
the morning.

Saw is that it makes it easier.

What Are you looking at, a little
rose, la.

I'll be damned. You go stand next to
the sign, the flood will get you.

They're giving you is what most naive
of the group, look at things like
this happening.

He's nice... very nice.

tonight, no need for night
mode.

won't take me, but I'm not
there.

let's see... messages are passed
to.

Settings sounds you're doing, how you
are going back to a pine tree.

You don't have no job.

You wash your face in the daytime,
you leave the house.

I'm going to take my picture lady.
Fick, fick, fick!

Of course. Of course.

Abi made a black pen if I'm
standing... it would be faster.

Went and looked again.

Yes... go on, here we go...

memory full.

Went to the library, you are
entering...

uncle lying on the pullout bed
...erased...

I know this one, do you do anything
for me?

Anyone explain me... I'm trying to
look, don't get me wrong, what
happens.

You know that you can say you love
two people take a photo of ulan...

you're ...showing off in front of
amma.

In our hometown the artist, the
artist who said Don't do...

an ...interesting situation, there's
a head.

Bro I wish you could take.

Technologically so seconds reduced
now to business. Ckat!

It has gone do you understand that?
No.

So again, with this machine. I saw
that one too.

He came, he saw and hugged her.

I said Come on. Machine no.

He says to me, "what do we do?"

Who or us, why the fuck you're
posing. Mobese does attract us?

Posing for whom?

He says, "Well?"

I said, Come hand-in red, let go.

You can send traffic.

I went to the mall.

Ten thousand people wants to take a
picture. Okay, very good.

Let's see if we're going to bond for
that moment...love this

...okay, let's say that you are
loved. In quotes.

Ten thousand people, brother, do you
understand that there should be
nothing to you? So no work.

- Greetings.
- Oo; let's go.

The book kitip, kitip, kitip, kitip,
kitip!

What do I do then?

Is recorded on a photographic film or
ten thousand?

Flash, Flash, that I'm so transparent
now do you understand?

Phosphorus in my head don't.

I pulled a ten thousand, ten thousand
of an offense is doing one in ten
thousand.

Wow, so what are you... what...

what a spoiled boy!

One man in ten thousand you're my
son, you're sick.

Dude I did get with everyone, hand
bags...

crippled my back, you know, for years
I'm telling you.

I threw myself down the escalator
difficult.

The one that ran ten megapixels.

- Moon said, we were cektire.
- I'm going now, SIS, I said.

God damn you!

Now! Cordially so so that.

Two megapixel love.

You know hell slow or ladder like
that.

How I am going off behind my back
like this I like going.

"who are you? Where can you be?
What Are you guys in?

so what did you do? Who are you or
what are you? Who the hell are
you?"

KIP!

Now look...

you know ...

In Afyon we're filming.

So, blood, sweat and tears. Forty
hours per working day. We are
miserable.

We're staying in primitive conditions
in camp life. We've got a hotel.

We are miserable. The hotel also has
a spa like...

my health club, sauna, pool.

Two of my brothers work up sweat what
everybody says it says there...

Enter into a Turkish bath ...and so
do something you work. We said good
let's go.

We went to the sauna.

Such vapor sauna seized in the ass
you know...

...you're naked. One or two personal
items, loincloth you're surrounded
with.

You're standing. This sauna I mean
what you said.

Four friends like this we're standing.

Through the steam, opens the door,
walks in like that.

Or the guy making a documentary.

likes and moist areas this kind of
Celebrities...

"Brother What Are you doing?" I say.

"We love," she says.

"I said:" You don't capture an image
like this." what I'm saying.

"Your love," she says.

Now here's falling for you, you're
going the loincloth...

Of course. Four people give you the
pose, then think about it.

we've done that, but...

I wouldn't do that, either.

But there are creative people.

In Antalya, a buddy of mine from the
concert, and the other came from the
game...

...and other places. In a restaurant
realized.

Everybody came from work, late hours.
A meal is to be eaten...

a table like this merged or
something, everybody came.

People very familiar was on the table
in an instant.

one came in drunk, oh, brother, he
said...

...he said a lot, he said there
famous...

LED video brought ...this cock...

"I won't bother an individual," he
said, "hands," he said...

We live like this, we got ourselves
pulled out...

We've shot, we have delivered.

Creative did for me no problem.

Termin what happens if we run a on
the way in advance for him to do so.

I swear to God! So, no problem at all
for me, but...

So, now that thing use it. The nation
is in the hands of what, what... what
devices...

But I don't. But if you ask all of
them.

they needed.

[WHEEZE]

Or a friend I see that now...

Read the drug package insert man. The
post a little for coming in to raise
his hands have gone.

Then says "What am I doing?"

I said, "it grows everything I wish."

Life would be good.

Of course, at night. "It's two
minutes of my life. Hop, hop, hop,
hop."

But, you won't never be any good.

You've done, you're back, they'll
say: "was that 5 percent."

Every minute something new comes out,
you know?

Abi really need it...

We're very very uydurukcu about the
need.

It is forbidden to talk on airplanes
or, for example, like this crazy
people.

- I'll talk to you!
- to talk about what LAN are you
going?

The pilot's already somebody in
charge. Tower speaks...

...I'm getting close, I opened the
wheels, he says. Says I'm going to
say it again.

You aren't talking to you, say to you
on the plane?

Come on, let's you have a phone, so
what do you say?

cloud everywhere... everywhere,
Sabahattin.

don't like it, but it's going.

What can you say?

There are CEOs that do not turn on
the phone until departure time. He's
playing like this.

The hostess is going 20 times. "The
gentleman to close."

wait a minute, okay, God. Up yet
am I so stupid?

But how much is a second important
for you? This is important so?

I saw this guy: Wheel LED plane
touched on the runway, immediately
get answered!

[The sound of stroke RUNWAY] we
landed we've landed!

we landed we've landed. We landed
safely, Yes.

Lan doesn't know more about the
tower! Patience, patience!

We're on the taxiway, man, maybe five
feet, after the tanker hit and we'll
be torn to pieces.

[Bump] is now Burned.

in separate pieces, I'm, I'm
burning up.

come on, Come on, so I've got, but
close.

I'm very hot.

let's say hello.

Or are these actual, real, not a joke.

But, face it, this impatience is the
enemy actually.

you're saying, Abi message don't
either.

came in the mail I couldn't open
the attachment. Worry about these?

This face, if you're a fan of you,
you think you need face...

...is your enemy. For example, 20
years, 25 years ago...

someone accidentally ...could you
Write a letter?

Could you write?

there was such a thing? So... I
wrote a letter or accidentally.

really, a five-page. I pullamis I
put it on. You!

False.

ignore him, I wrote wrong.

Would you like that? But right now...

one button ...the most intimate thing
you're sending, you are the face of
the enemy.

Our nation and now the male is such a
simple device.

At night 12, after 1 pm, there are
messages of the men suffering.

You Know: "I Miss You."

sleep?

You know them. Not written with the
brain falls into the category of SMS.

"I miss it." Who is printing them?
Printing from below.

This office is over there.

Abi 1 night. Digestion in the stomach
now...

is doing something ...spleen, liver
enzimliyor.

The idle like that a lot...

His full hours.

For you to do wrong, obviously.

when you are in trance you saying
the following: me. text

Of course, this is it.

This is the enemy people.

text. Text.

you're saying: What?

Summer, are you asleep? summer.

the reason? I haven't slept,
either.

Now this...

"Did you sleep?" Smile.

"Did you sleep?" Smiley.

Now you Adile Nasit?

Before sleeping? Who are asleep, who
slept? What you are!

"I miss it." [Sending a message
VOICE] okay...

Now some of you out there sends
writes to miss. It says some
sophisticated.

tell me I missed I missed that.
Miss.

there is even a picture adorned
with. Here are my miss...

Aha also as MMS...

even more if they miss, so take
it.

No, God forbid. Maybe erotic,
pornographic, you're writing
something...

desires, rake, whips, leather is no
longer free and easy.

The paragraph you are writing...

no one doesn't know how to recite
anyone's phone, you're going
alphabetical section.

Sending, desires, waterfall, it was
like this that was it, went to the
other side.

A - A - A - A, B - B - B-C - C - C -
C-D - D - D - D-, Erdal abi, Holy
shit!

Come on! Come on!

That letter folds, taking off, or...

The bill comes to him in the air like
this, but it's gone.

What happened to his face? Became
your enemy.

many times the machine that you
want to ask: are you sure my son?

Look at it, that they did it on
personal computers.

The computer repeatedly asks. You
know what they are Machine.

- Delete.
- off shall I?

- throw it in the trash.
- Son...

Not to beat up too much on the
technology I need. So you're getting
the benefit, of course.

This is a need you can't deny that I
have the part now.

Remember either I mean, you admitted
in the past that don't have the same
needs as me?

There were. They were communicating
with pigeons.

This abundance of what heart mean.

It says, look, young man. Divit
inkwell.

in the Topkapi Palace in the
afternoon, I'll get you out of
there.

[THE BIRD TO TAKE WING SOUND]

Did you go to bird migration...

...does, doesn't it? You're waiting
for six hours...

...one... [the sound of bird's wings]

Passed.

after 12 hours, one bird, do you
open: who are you?

it. [The sound of bird's wings]

How many pigeons have you at those
speed chatlesme of yours I think.

At the feast, in the lamp oil you're
sending 5000 people with a single
button Mania. Don't forget him.

That Mani who's sending out, if you
come here.

It is obvious that the one he
obviously is getting out of hand.

Ulan holiday is coming, the lamp's
niyetci you guys is this normal.

No one is "happy holidays, happy
birthday, I wish" they don't have.

Holiday to generate income, the
language of love.

give me your hand let me kiss your
hand, up your ass. What is this?

How about this, what?

Everyone says mani.

burning oil lamp oil lamp, while,
when opening a link love.

Religion for Rin dir for dirs,
dirs dirs religion for religion.

Or try to be human. Happy holidays,
good lamps. It ended.

Enjoy indeed, too bad it's not the
technology...

the man from the road he was bringing
news of three months.

Now, people are surprised, in ancient
times wars or something. You're
surprised how?

Now everyone has a headset in the
United Nations...

the representative of a country
...talking to, listening to others.

People from all over the world.

He speaks French, Ghana is listening.
Cat, like listening to Kenya.

No one in Ghana that is not
translating.

what the hell is this?

Kenya? Kenya, what's going on?

What is happening in the world?

Diplomatic cevirsel a word wrong they
becomes a problem.

what he said the French delegate
lan? so. Think of.

A second a translation error, with a
lack of dating event.

You wonder what you do then back to
the Middle Ages? Man...

he was bringing news from the road
for three months. That news would it
be? Three months old.

- Eflak-Bogdan envoy arrived.
- let Call.

What?

fire.

- what?
- It was on fire, so...

should I go?

There is a saying, "don't shoot the
messenger."

Do you know what that is?

The Ambassador in the ass's
completely invented.

Because you forgot pimp. Forgot about
the topic!

Egypt's envoy it's the king! Call!

- What the King said?
- what King?

oh, King!

King

King

Pharmacy Faruk...

King

you want to land on you, or...

- What land?
- Earth, no.

don't shoot the messenger, do
you?

After the first butt that will
guarantee it's age.

The man's territory you are in, what
you're going to talk about the guy
already?

- What did they say?
- Abi, by God, you are clothed,
open-

- don't shoot me, do you?
- yeah, no.

He's son on the throne, your
mother will have to greet, so...

He can't always save you, of course.
He's keeping his head up, other
things going on.

So I'm telling you, whatever you pray
to live, their problems...

You say...?

came in the mail, I was unable to
open attachment.

Either man is sending an ambassador
to Transylvania, the messenger they
send back a couple of spikes!

That guy is coming back...

- What did they say?
- attachment look at!

He's coming with a stake.

Just look at the device you struggle,
but there are a lot of service, learn
that too...

...that's what I said. Job summary o.

What you found on the late Graham
bell...

...have the same name as what we are
using now isn't that funny?

Phone! What phone? The phone is...

Hello! Hello! Hello!

It was a box like this, or when you
find the guy.

Graham Bell! He's my little boy.

I wonder how he found the phone? How
phone, huh?

So busy thinking...

seriously, how-

should I start from scratch
now...

It's not that either. So you know how
to find out phone?

Hello? Hello? No, no one.

You found, what have you done? So,
you found who did you call? Do you
understand?

So either you've done, you might find
than the one you've waited, so what?

How close to the phone?

Hello? Hello? No one.

Did you tighten the screw, or the
last?

it was hard to find a very good
one either and talk to me.

Well, too bad...

Tightening the last screw, you're
playing...

The most unfortunate thing is that
it's so...

[Telephone rings imitation does] Holy
shit, they found...

Sir? E found you, I mean, come on,
Billy?

That you couldn't wait two
minutes.

the second summer for me, okay.
Summer to me.

Graham bell, Yes.

the head 216.

These guys, they put their lives so
we can let you alone...

...the inventor to his pan.

So now this guy until the morning
worked. In the same way, you know, so
I don't know is a symbol...

The guy who invented the light bulb,
Edison. Working by candlelight until
dawn.

So imagine having an unsympathetic
wife.

try to turn it on the light!
You'll be blind!

I'll get more I'll put on the
fuck. What Are you saying?

This is his wife is never going to be
any good you won't. Burns the light
bulb guy...

"I'm ashamed to close!" she says.

Imagine Graham Bell's wife. Up in the
morning a man is in the house...

Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Yacht
lady you.

- Hello! Hello! Hello!
- come on Graham, Graham.

enough or enough either!

Graham.

Graham is also a very good shout for
the title.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] GRAHANA!

enough, let's go!

ALO ALO ALO ALO! ALO ALO ALO
ALO!

fuck! Who are you talking to?

I found a more recent or profit,
who do I talk to?

enough, lets. Night night, don't
get creative, come on!

[APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC STARTS]

[MUSIC STARTS] [APPLAUSE]

Thank you. The lyrics and music is a
work that belongs to me...

The second part of the 3D...

Don't laugh. What happens when you
don't laugh.

For the comedian to say it's
ridiculous.

Don't Laugh... Don't Laugh...

3D 3D yes... but for me...

So... so don't come at me.

"Don't push me I can't believe it."

What happened? One fell behind.

Such a second part is a little more
fun, what you notice.

I'm warning our sister.

How the kid, younger brother is
having fun? I said to the boy, I'm
sorry.

You okay bro, how are you?

Thanks... took all the information in
the world of communication.

It's an unfortunate thing that
technology to make a joke about...

when describing the more ...gets old
real fast, you know? That
unpleasantness.

I tell you this because you don't
know my story you've already
finished, and you're done.

So, my whole story I just people
communicating with each other.

The majority on top of him. Currently
have communication with the universe,
you know?

Haberlesenl the universe. Kuantumcu!

I'm completely throwing out the
negatives.

I'm sending to the universe.

The next one talks to, speaks to the
universe.

there is a girl at work, it annoys
me!

E talk? Dialogue setup? You tell him?

No! I'll send out to the
universe.

From the universe if you can't,
I'll get him off the puck.

Any of you guys? There are. Very
fashionable for a few years.
Kuantumcu!

Ulan apagir quantum physics to the
arm. So the book is like a brick.

"Introduction to quantum."

So you ask what physics knows
nothing... what macro Cosmos, micro
Cosmos. I don't know...

...what was it, electrons, protons...
I don't know what, there is no
information.

What is dark matter, what's going on?
The universe is expanding? They
destroy.

From Apple "The Secret" book...

Wake the fuck up, he looks next to
the Book of starch!

How deep can a thing be so?

rice flour, starch, AA, that I'm
getting a flood! The secret...

Communication with the universe. The
universe is sending. Hmmm...

Always material things is all about.
Thousand pounds you want to say...

get completely into the universe!
BIN! BIN!

The tape measure in their hand or not
or do you know? The measure also they
don't know.

Fuck the world, you know, this is the
place. Got a lot of ground on foot
and unpublished so...

the world even more unresolved.

How many planets in the solar system?
Eight, nine? I had one a troubled
planet.

How many planets in the solar system,
ABI?

You can't solve by looking here, is
that you know in advance-

how many planets are there?

Eight? Nine of our childhood-

Pluto! Pluto you had last? A pity
that didn't turn out to planet baby.

That would be bad luck? Thirty
billion years it's orbit.

A science teacher in a Brown suit
says, "Pluto's not a planet!"

E I'm in orbit, and thirty thousand
years, I'm going back to that.

You have inspired this one? You dared
Saturn?

you go, you go. But go wide...

The solar system, you know...

the distance between the distance can
be measured in ...and now it's not.

As big as the solar system. Billions
from this solar system, galaxies.

That of the Galaxy this big cloud.
There are hundreds of billions from
the cloud.

There are hundreds of billions of
her. Why am I telling you this?

E mail from America now, anything you
demand; coming in three days is the
fastest.

So, you want a thousand pounds from
the universe, when it comes to...just
to let you know

Him from hundreds of billions from
it...

All the mass that you collect, in the
face of the whole he was doing it.

Also there's so much space, you know?

So, the big boot on the other foot...

[EFFECT OF AN IMITATION OF]
CEVVVVVVIR!

Exhausted from the heat of the entire
universe...

Ah, the " Bahattin? Thousand
pounds of water data.

Don't pay attention to such things.

You have your powers of your
beautiful work, don't pay attention
to them.

My job now it's a little weird.

I sometimes ask young people, "do you
have Sandra: I really coddling?"...

...I'm determined, I'd pass.

There is so much coddling that it's
not a brilliant work, but...

Look up to where a thing could be
so...

what a beautiful day, working two
hours a day.

Speaks to the audience in the foyer...

what works for two hours a day is
good. Turns out, talking on the
landing.

I work two hours, but every second
was filled.

Two minutes work for you sometimes
you don't. 09.00 - 17.00 I'm saying
to employees.

The hidden unemployed. A lot...

The firm comes at nine...

Good morning! Good morning! Good
morning!

Good morning, Madam Burcu!
- Good morning, Kamil!

Good morning! Good morning! Good
morning! Good morning!

11: 00!

Up his computer Solitaire, King,
Queen, and paste.

Tweeter, "I am at work. We came back
again ... " blah, blah, blah.

A morning meeting now, "what are we
doing today?" or something.

After that, "Mehmet Bey, what's for
lunch?"

I'll have a soda it stops. In the
afternoon a meeting...more

What are we doing today? Service
what time does it leave?

What happened? I worked.

There are doubts about efficiency.

There used to be a joke on the public
sector.

the five people he's put to the
government ABI copy!

In the beginning, there is also a
coordinator...

duplex! Duplex! Duplex!

Like in the private sector it's very
different!

Now, there are of course many
beautiful works. What great titles
there are, I'm sure him.

So, I don't think him a wannabe
comedian.

The title is very important!

For instance, in our profession there
is.

So if the king did this "Professor
Comedian!" is not a thing.

You have the titles.

Behold, The "Coordinator". "Sales
Representative, Director Of Marmara
Region"

Sales Representative! When there is a
sale so that it represents, you know?

Pinar Lady From Human Resources.

Coordinator, General Coordinator.
Director, General Manager.

CEO! The semiallahu hamideh of lime!

What titles, what a title!

We, for instance, we use them as
mocking.

Call the coordinator between us we're
doing no business.

When shooting a movie or something.
"Coordinator" or so.

Those who don't do any work
Coordinator to do business.

Also general Coordinator, not to make
poor grades for those who don't.

To the beginning of the title
"general" is here...

title holder ...he's playing, he's
happy. However, it is ridiculous.

For example, the beginning of
something, so see it as language
knowledge.

The beginning of a concept to
"general" when it comes to the
negative meaning it falls, see?

For example, a definition of culture,
is huge. You can't tell Paragraflarca
culture!

General culture, a description of a
low Dink. A definition of home. Home!

Brothel, it's over.

The Director General did you put it...

The Director-General.

My favorite title Intern. The
backbone of a company! Intern!

There among you Intern? Intern, Oh,
my darling.

Money... don't. The intern.

Already slaves of the trainee is
French. The intern.

[French] work, work, work...

- Money? no money.

They say it's our company you called,
right? It's called the company.

That called in today, will try it
tomorrow, will try it tomorrow.

The fuck is he a man in our country
ends.

However, the company give you 20 a
month on paper, you Company try.
Isn't that better?

What sector are you in?

[By spreading your mouth] E - Food.

E - food, new? Electronic Food.

E - Food, in other words, a product's.

Completely over the internet. So...

Like Apple says, Apple in the shape
of a mailing. E-Food.

Normal "e" on "e"?

[By spreading with your mouth Open]
e...

The point is this.

Do you read me, baby? Read, look!

My dear brother. What Are you
reading, bro? You're in high school,
in college?

High school, senior year. Do you have
a dream profession have you chosen?

So...

Very cool, man, forget it.

Self-employed, is the most beautiful.

See farfetched a dream like this
instead of thinking I appreciate.

So because I'm not anything, kid, of
course I will support.

Just him is all I want to be a
comedian.

But, for example, when he gave an
unexpected profession, families
upset, even surprised.

What fret, it was something else.

So, we never expected family,
unexpected unexpected the profession
are turning to the boy sometimes.

Especially when younger. I'll be a
fireman!

Fireman, where are they coming from
the influence of their minds... these
Hollywood.

So, we call the Hollywood Effect. Now
you are watching in the movie.

N. Y. F. D Fire Department Of New
York!

Colin Farrell is a lot like this
coming down the pipe.

Men like Brad Pitt like in the
flames. I want to be a fireman says.

Then happens, is in the hands of tea
that is sitting in the firehouse in
Fatih.

brother saban, pipe want to skate?
Ehe!

He hoped that Hollywood just can't
find the action.

Last I was a kid, about your age.
I'll be a lawyer said.

I said Look, it's beautiful, but I
said...

So we need Courthouses. The needs of
the legal world.

Everyone agrees that's a career, it's
beautiful.

But I said, If you want to be if you
would be disappointed with Hollywood
effects.

Now an American has a court scene. A
cliche in the movies, court scenes.

The lawyer spread the theatrical
movements... how much it's spread.

your honor, I object.

So now the US Courthouse in your
mouth bow, starts from 6 months.

Appeal where to protest! As the
file's head already.

Courthouse it says, but you like
Pacman that maze...

justice, justice, justice, justice.

theatrical American Court. I
object.

Close! Rejected! Sustain!
Overload!

The jury, jury, you're leaning.

this the man you saw, in fact he's
not the guy you see.

Of us who have throat so red in the
courthouse? I'll tell you, bailiff.

He's the most shallow one. Bring
in the accused.

Muharram, 2 units of tea.

The bailiff, who wants to be.

Not to be left out in the open,
you'll know the truth, it is.

But like I said in the title, the
title is beautiful.

Don't run from the only title, of
course, your business...

Now, back home from work, so the
number of people who are not
satisfied.

In fact, we ourselves always want to
crush, you know?

"Brother, go or anything but we're
not happy we're coming."

You put yourself down in the bar...
you know?

Look, we were making a movie in the
opium.

I haven't seen such an example. A
great lesson, I'm telling intimate.

In Afyon we're filming. The film baby
diaper manufacturer.

You know, in the first ages goes.
We're filming in opium.

So nature or something appropriate,
such thing we're in a place a little
farther from town, the camp life.

Even when it is crowded and at least
150-200 people we are. We are full
most 400 persons.

We need such a commode.

If you've requested from the
municipality in such a commode?

Like to address the requirement.

They sent a garbage truck a car from
astern, but the car is very old.

So, with begging eyes looking at me,
"your shit brother..."

400 people have it, or are part of a
meal, you understand.

It is not possible for us to endure.

Like I said camp life or the
difficult circumstances or something.
Toilet, so intense, something to be
used.

We opened the phones blah, blah,
blah, this does not save us.

Not remember wrong now, received a
call from Istanbul from Bursa.

There is a bus very frequent, you can
hire such organizations Toilet.

He's waiting for coming. We are
working constantly.

Abi arrived on a bus, the set
approached. Razor!

Landed through two men, father and
son. They opened their sun.

Glasses mounted, this Salvatore
Ferragamo.

Such plug he stood. They said: "the
toilet."

Our team said: "Don't got this shit
in the US."

Now, you gleaming. What I have to
know or...

Now we expect the guy who runs such a
loser Toilet will be music.

Because of that, it's kind of
obvious. I mean...a loser

- What Are you doing?
- Toilet, brother ... eh eh.

- How does it work?
- Shit! Eh eh.

Find an excuse to oppress ourselves.
Look man, what did you do.

The man is a bus Toilet design. Came
like a razor.

I went inside. Such plasma
televisions, PlayStation, Skylife
magazine.

He also Eros is stealing. Tiziano
Ferro plays.

Everybody was like: "see, see!"

Folks had to front fastening.

Father and son, they stood like that
the bathroom owners.

The kit is prefect came to visit. So
who is the producer went straight to
the bathroom like that.

We are walking around with shorts
like this. Look, sincere...

I said: "friend, this guy here is a
sample man.

Your own sets so that set the bar
this time, you know...

You've got to hear reverence. I said,
I'm going to meet this guy, I went
with it.

I said: "dear brother, you are an
interesting man, I want to recognize
you."

Cemcig. said.

Or repentance and Ola. Subject the
toilet or the toilet!

cemcig, when you look at
today...

...our job is to represent the
summit in...

Man is the latest in the digestion
of...

...says the summit we represent. This
self-confidence I admire.

We we cemcig this summit. said.

our country today, when you look
at the biggest stars is always with
us. said.

in US, Tarkan, Kenan first time. ,
he said. I'm listening the fuck like
that.

A bus segirteyi that I said on a Dec.
I'd maybe see the photos.

Behold, they put a picture of
restaurants famous for their patron.

Where Are you going, tarkan, Kenan...

While reading a magazine and leaves
like a lamb to slaughter.

Or, I said: "Brother, you do what
you're an interesting man."

"You put a name to this bus I'm going
to work for you, I'm going to film A
commercial."

- can we do that?
- We Do. I said.

Kakabus that I got a name. A
commercial designed.

This takes place in the unemployed.
I'm playing, I'm coming like that.

You're a star, you a star? The movie
on the mountain ridge?

Shitting Where Are you?

This comes by making a dimmer switch.
Also and also...

Kakabus! Tarkan hit! Kenan first
time, fitrat!

Lean, fuuuuy!

Kakabus!

Kakabus! Fucked up now.

Slogan could change, no problem.

It could be a slogan that gives you
more confidence. "Kakabus! Your ass
is your ass." or something.

He was glad, said: "Let's make this
movie."

I said: "Brother, this movie?" Are
you crazy?

But I've learned my lesson. So,
through covering ourselves of the
chance to oppress me.

Look man, what your job is doing.

We too ourselves we're wired to crush
him...

Surely, you already have a good job,
is a separate issue.

Odd jobs are the ones out there.

Me, So, of course, the thing that
caught my attention, your profession,
your...

...be better than the guy in the
scene. That's the fucking truth.

Looks a bit like you that was my
profession. You haven't... "the man
weigh."

78 in the year, my aunt scales, sent
from Germany. Like scales. Home type.

I said, after all. I bought I put in
front of the apartment.

Weighed it in the whole neighborhood.
My intent childhood,...

...make lemonade, or have something
to sell or stuff like that...

that we need ...not!

I see on the street "ponder, ponder."
I said fuck it I win.

I gained 105 pounds of money. In half
a day.

5-year-old child, for 105 pounds, big
money. So tell me, I'll give you a
scale...

1 Lira you were dying when you're
eating ice cream as a child.

You were dying of diphtheria. It
wasn't going away that ice cream.

1 Lira.

105 pounds? So you can't imagine as a
child. A bag of money.

I was so excited. I went home. My
God, I said...

Kid brother. What I have an
accountant, what I'm or something.
I'm so attached to direct.

I said 2. how a campaign should I do?
Money it came too sweet, and I
enjoyed it.

I said, you want to sell lemonade,
but I do have the intent or
something...

I think of them. I woke up bro, I'm
going to get on the scale. 2. my work
day is. No!

Took my brother.

[Changing tone] he's got a brother!

My brother bought it!

In front of the apartment building
down the fuck down, it's not there.

Now that he is 5 years older because
his Google Earth wide. Go further
afield.

Went to a central place, and so the
big money will break.

I waited a whole day. I am 5 years
old. Came back, 1 TL, 1 pound!

Look, the same scales. If ponder and
weigh...

105 pounds... zero...

It has been 34 years. Always at the
same rate we won! Always!

Didn't the guy never break the line!

And my first job as I did, the scales
at my house still stands.

My first money making thing. Scales.

The memory is therefore very sad...
[networks will sound like]

I've already told you I cartoon
drawing. Also in the eighties...

...Tourism, hotel management of the
schools was the explosion. Do you
remember?

tourism is booming, tourism is
booming!

there was a time that. Tourism was
exploding, did you hear that?

- Tourism is booming...
- Tourism is booming!

There has been a critical break in
that period.

In the old days, the motto of the
generation before us;..

Tourist currency brings. was.

The 80s was a thing! "Tourist fuck
people,"he turned the e.

It's a very sad thing... do you know
what happened?

They cut out pictures of women,
foreign magazines, newspapers...

they put it in the papers. It doesn't
matter who.

Anonymous photo. This woman's
photos...

"Helga, loves Turkish men."

The boatman's oar overlap me...

Turkish men like to drink their ale,
I'm coming...

With respect to such domaldig me, I'm
not easy...

Obnoxious was made in such
publications.

people said, " Oh, this will need
qualified workers in the tourism
sector!

We're laughing now, but, can I tell
you something?

Look at 2012! Than you and me, a
little more blonde called, the people
in the resort town of...

how they're harassing, you know?
Foreign thinking!

If that is normal. This table is so
bitter.

Tourists coming here who thinks they
created 30 years ago to hook up a
stack.

Because the affected folks, you know?
This lying thing, news.

How dangerous it is.

This summer I heard more dialogue. In
front of a discotheque.

Tell me, do you approach the issues,
stranger?

Hello, are you disco?

Are you disco!

Pimp knows the language! Look, do you
see?

Are you, the Mare you have. So he
knows the shots!

Are you disco said. The woman "excuse
me?",...

are you Cola?

So it is a treat, with plenty of
heart.

That's right it doesn't say Let's
fuck. "You are, disco, and Cola are
you?"

The woman said, I picked up a maniac
it's obvious. No, saying something,
this thing said...

uh, What Are you?

Disco so I said, I've offered a coke,
what more Can I do?

What Are you?

Keep their hands to tourism, hotel
school...

those mid - ' 80s, exploded like
this. They said:

Raise the child you need to let
people let you get. Language or
something...who knows

in contact with those they lead.
We're the generation that we have.

Anadolu lisesi with hotel management
schools. Providing training in
foreign languages.

You learn the kitchen, service, front
desk, housekeeping. ...

What have we learned! So I remember...

we were so ...so cool!

It means that or in the kitchen it's
good to know; you just...you're going
to the restaurant

...a front plate. You need to know
about his adventures. Where that is
coming from the plate?

The hotel is a platter of 33 inches.
The meat in the middle, frequently...

I don't know what lamb marinated in
the ass!

A figure with balsamic vinegar!
Plug-in like this the puree of peas
from the hotel's signature.

Plate was 115 pounds...

You that with that "in French I'll
talk?" you look like that.

However, in the back of that plate,
with a masters from Sivas adventures.

I need you to know it.

bergamot give siktirtmey your
spleen!

So when you come here... [speaks
French]

What is happening on the road now?

I worked in every department. The
hotel is, you know, it's interesting.

You know, Housekeeping... what
housekeeping.

Hani in the hotel room, you're trying
to open the bed linen doesn't...

...he is the one who got her.

What is that bed? Come on I
slept.

Or this sheet, do you know why
they're blocking?

Housekeeping, with an average salary
lowest division.

let's go to sleep! Come on go to
bed!

I worked a lot, and housekeeping.

You hit the door, you do it.

Housekeeping! Housekeeping!

Do you know what that is?
Housekeeping so; I'm coming...

Don't let me catch you up a twig
balls.

Housekeeping. There is such a
tradition. English on yell.

"Housekeeping!" However, the guy lies
his ass knocked over in there.

Is there anyone who doesn't know
English.

- What's Haus?
- Keeping.

house, house!

I'm in the hotel!

Or, what he heard in those ears!

I swear to God.

I worked in housekeeping...

I tried to ...Shoulder. That is,
large parties, Proms I worked at.

As a waitress, as a busboy.

I was just wiping glasses a day to 10
thousand. Ten thousand!

Everybody says ' where do you find so?

I had plenty of my time, I have the
time.

I had a lot of time, at the age of
16-17.

10 thousand like the glasses. Human
is illuminated at that time.

Something seemed.

Oh... I get it!

I'm enlightened.

You know else is happening in life
you learned in school.

We we were so so cool. In the mid - '
80s.

It was marginal information.

I have a friend who is 15-16 years
old in high school now straight.

Pity only half a baby knows how to
put the cheese on the bread.

Glas you're having sauce at home,
domi. Did you know?

Sato Biryan how much more I can thin
slices.

I was making my own mayonnaise in the
house, a 15-year-old brother.

Oysters oysters are full of how to
die without the squeeze of lemon, or
something.

On account of this we were. We were
gourmets.

Summer halva I eat folks such wounds.

That information was marginal at that
time. Now...

everyone knows now. Everyone gourmet.
Did you know?

A single house, even now, he put boil
the pasta and also lap, don't.

Everyone something I'm ekeliye,
bergamot, soslandirayi.

Of course. Everyone gourmet.
Television programs, Master Schaefer
yemekteyiz, these, those.

You're watching on TV. I'm not saying
that open programs, roving Anatolia.
Those separate.

There is a so. Open, such. The nation
eats bread.

You know they're walking around with
this lapel microphone.

- Hello, Auntie. This ricotta
cheese? Yes.

The nation's bread Ulan what you are
eating there.

He, you know!

They're going like this, or small
such a shame Auntie making pancakes.

- Hello, son!
- Hello, aunt. Gürcan TV.

Ulan 4 people was going to eat him.
Terez!

Not him, not him.

They have some special gourmet
program. Follow them.

Especially for young people, children
or...

if ...your family, your family I will
speak to. To distinguish food if it
makes your family...

...there is one program, you follow
him.

Mehmet Yasin cnnturk program.

Everything a person place? This is
the place!

You know program.

What's his name? Flavor Stops.

Friend. Mehmet ABI is now very
soft-spoken, an important Explorer.

I read your articles very much trip,
I'd. I've known from the past. For
these few years...

...gurmecilik. But a little later
gurmecilik. Did you know?

Abi, said gourmet tastes, this is
what he eats.

It's like your AC pain is gone.

gourmet, or anything like that
would it be? Pour the chickpeas just
a little bit more!

This gourmet?

Hell, the gourmet plate is lifted,
would you?

I saw it once, su böreği was
presenting.

Or pan the camera such made no pies.

Buried pastry doing this to him.
"Pull, Pull, Pull."

Buried spring rolls, already.

It's plate came a sound, I swear to
God.

Does this sound like, fistt!

He says, "have a taste of chrome
light." So, you ate the plate.

Ah, Mehmet ABI, oh. Very sweet guy,
too.

Are you watching, who knows?

Did you watch? You're watching CNN?

I think it's either a lie, even the
name of the program. That "tastes".

The actual name of the program should
be: "Anatolian"

Or Mehmet ABI, eat, then go to
restaurants that.

Introduce us to introduce. What Are
you eating?

Gnam gnam gnam gnam gnam...

But a brave man, there is God.

As Brave as the crocodile Hunter.
Uh...Australian crocodile Hunter

here is the pleco he shot the dead
guy or something.

This is a very brave man. Wearing
pink knitwear Anatolia travels.

It's not this little thing.

- antep today.
- Inshallah.

But here's the thing. Were now a
thing of the past.

- Or I'm going to complain to
rtük.
- What?

Or, the AD comes out the sausage,
or sausage of our children who is
envious.

How the fuck is this program?

Let's get out of Here Now, go home in
the night 2, 3 or something once...

I'm coming to coincide with
...sometimes. Friends what kind of
food?

2, Night 2, Gone...

...I throw, now I don't know the
region.

sure like the shins if you come to
Manisa kebab.

Night 2, 2! Look you're the same way.

[IT MAKES A SUCKING SOUND WITH HIS
MOUTH]

Night 2, Mehmet ABI. You open the
closet, half yogurt.

There is a yogurt in the water.

if you come here, don't miss it.
Or how do I get there, it's 2 in the
morning.

I opened the phone, the pilot I
called, got me in Manisa. 17 minutes,
it's a shame.

[LAUGHTER] shut up, even if she
suspected the silence.

This is what happens when some
laughs: He He He, the plane! No
way.

plane or none at all, huh?

when in doubt in doubt. There is a
plane, is the plane?

no, just kidding.

doesn't fly I guess, huh?

because if it's not funny.

It's been 30 years Ulan the car hard
they digested it, what plane it's on.
I don't have a plane.

Okay, this is such bullshit?

Gourmets here the other day, while
telling anyone who is in the audience
do you like?

Huh? Vedat Milor.

3. vedat Bey was sitting in the row.
Full brother Mehmet talking about...

when I looked up, such a small little
vedat Bey Slips down.

He thought, to escape into the subway
from there.

Vedat beycig I said, What
happens...don't let me interrupt you

...I told you, you are a real
gourmet. What I'm really feeling.

Mehmet ABI, now us. He eats, he eats.

Okay, found a way in. We don't
mention it.

Gourmet vedat Bey, but now there's
God. You do realize, right?

V For Vendetta. You Remember On NTV.

Dude, the guy previously yemislig.
Whenever went always says...

before this I ate. Mehmet ABI it's
not like...

Mehmet ABI ...sees for the first time.

Mehmet ABI I saw this. Aaa!
ROASTING!

Now...

vedat Bey always: I ate it in
Paris.

before I ate it, it didn't
caramelize.

bring this lemon drizzle, drizzle
bring. says.

Something truly in the business...
Well, I work on did you know?

But it's kicking up a lot in
Istanbul. For example...when someone
goes to a place in Istanbul

...In nişantaşı, all nine chief
iyn I'll tell the chef that...

...a soldier's Soldier. Vedat Bey
says goes...

you've done anything like
this...

why's that? I guess it's just not
right.

let's take your points for
ambience, it says something...or I
drop your star

...man, this Soldier.

I'll do just that, Sir, when I'm
I'll get caramelized. case.

It was my brother's fault Vedat,
Mehmet the attention of Evening
Dresses was...

...Anatolia tour has asked for.

Or big brother, you know you're a
really nice guy, holds your DNA?

Mehmet ripped. They give Kete eats.

They give Hedik, bury. Vedat Bey gone
now, baby...

The DNA didn't match.

Went to the Black Sea, they tried to
give pita bread with that shovel in
his mouth.

still like this a child is asking:
did you use grease in it?

The man says: eat, eat, eat! says I
mean.

The guy already trades, restaurants...

it's the camera that every place,
crazy guy.

Fifty-missing plate so it will sell.

those lights are fucking or
pull.

Tradesmen came.

Vedat says, ambience, or something.

Adam says: Amli mamli talk what
ambiance?

So far from each other.

But cultural services. Now, here is...

Because you're taking a bit of
inspiration at a dinner at the house
and watch...

if you discover or a restaurant, Yes?

It's so weird because our kitchen is
very spacious.

There are very good masters. Around
the world you eat.

So all kinds of: Traditional Ottoman,
Turkish cuisine, Authentic...

many locals, too.

The king of Italy in Istanbul, so you
can eat.

French or something, think this
through. We're very good at that,
trained staff.

We are also in the presentation goes
a little bit...

a food are, who we are exploding and
there.

Of course. For example, how many
different presentations are there?
Service you have you read it?

No.

Look how reformed?

How tonladi "no". Did things like
this.

I mean he's made it clear that no.
Service didn't read?

We also, for example, how many kinds
there are ways of serving?

Let me give an example, for example,
one a la carte.

A la carte isn't it? No?

One a la carte.

There is a presentation a la carte: a
menu comes...

partner selects something from there
...and tells. It's a la carte.

There are table d'hote: there is one
Food Group that you'd prefer someone
from the Food Group.

There are a few things: - eat buffet.
Your favorite buffet.

Buffet buffet our nation... you know
what?

Plateau where when you drink the
soup, you're cutting revani...

That's the buffet.

He's like. Our nation in the event
with a buffet it is very odd.

Such as "Take, get it together!"

Or, you can't see it from an
Englishman.

British baby coming to the buffet,
slice the avocado is putting...

it goes like this..., and olives.
Then again, I get the sense.

We also it isn't. "Done, done!"

you son Gürcan profiteroles
container.

So disgusting dishes I see
profiteroles on barren...

stuffed eggplant ...I don't know,
adds up.

So, it's over!

So ambition you're doing, don't do it
what happens when.

No, that tazelenec and continuous
buffet there for you, don't worry.

Do you know what fear is? Fear: "It's
Over!"

Fills fills. Dishes what I saw...

...filling filling filling fell.

Both static or doesn't know...

and the plate fills.

Do you know what the trick is?

Your brother's here's a life saving
thing.

Now plates at the buffet are small;
around 17% or 24%...they put a plate
of

...you get in that tribe, you
understand?

what a fucking, I'm fed up with
it, what is this?

Did you get the idea plate, 17%.
You're going to the American salad...

American salad base with you?

Also potatoes you're going to do a
retaining wall.

The plate 25? Upload!

Static!

Expiration to the bottom, to the top
of the legumes vicious.

So vicious is intense. Let's just say
that engineers here Abi...

so ...static. The bottom is Barren of
folks putting...

like the floor of sand. Do you
understand?

- Or stuffing fell!
- Ee stuffing fell vicious?

You'll lay American.

Look, a political joke.

Now... [applause]

At the buffet I save lives. It's the
truth.

But here on alakart all tied up with
yourself. We're having a hard time
there.

What restaurants we have. By Allah,
ha around the world.

But that is a subject presentation.

The waiter, man. The waiter us
something else. So now...

Waiter French, the English butler.

These other.

These magazine ours Encyclopedia.

Once you have a waiter in the US.

what can I get my brother?

Tonluyor everything that that can
give.

what can I get my brother?

What Are you giving me?

what can I get my brother?

What Are you giving me?

what can I get my brother?

What Are you giving me...

What you say, how can that be a
relationship?

Or friends, menu right, menu, Menu!

No French see the movies, an Italian
movie an American in...

Selects from the revenue man here.
Cold, warm, main dish, side dishes
aren't sweet.

The sec, isn't it? No brother.
Despicable menu a kind of like a
piece of paper, like a book.

What the hell?

Us menu?

It is our perspective.

Mudavimcilik us so. I mean when you
go to a restaurant...

what will you give me? How can
they give me?

Or I went with my friend. Iskender
kebab.

Is a generic name. It is no longer
registered. Alexander either.

More Alexander.

we went, that's what he said: What
will you have me?

So, Alexander.

Alexander us?

I mean this in head.

So a menu or something...

Even so, elaborate menus at the edge
of the shore. Like this are being
taken.

Because it's so sumptuous menus. It
sounds like this...

You can't ask where, you're afraid to
ask.

can I get a menu?

I don't know, can you get it?

Al.

The fifth menu. The menu is just
thrown to the side.

There is such a thing, I mean.

- What Are you giving me?
- what can I get my brother...

You're leaving me, man?

Is my favorite.

me.

I don't eat either.

me.

I want to Cutlet.

I should give it to my brother.

Or you come for dinner you removed to
test?

Look, our our food culture is called
grill.

You know, the head man of your group
of friends for a barbecue.

Him, recognize the man you remember.

A barbecue is always located at a
single eye closed like that.

In the hands of the dryer, of course.

- Erdal.
- I'm right here.

Of course you're fine, you pimp. Ate
there 3 pounds. Of course you're
better.

You're close, lop lop you're taking.

- track?
- Track will be...

but I ate it.

Imagine going to a restaurant with
this guy now.

It dominates the group leader...

say what you want you already don't.
Do you understand?

He is now the leader of the group.
Sit-12 people.

You can check the fucking menu.
There's a lot of love.

Behold, in his own way, you can do a
combination. Ha, I'll take this soup,
that's something...

Ohh there are so many great things.

Look!

leave it to me.

There you go now.

- What Are you gonna do?
- I'll leave it to him.

After all, we eat.

Or have you noticed that there is a
movement like this?

Ordering hit the clamp into the hands
of the Open Group remains. Do you
know?

In the US, where no water because: I
want to chickpea pilaf. Come here for
the yogurt.

There is no such thing.

There is necessarily a movement like
this.

What are we gonna do brother?

Bro... what do you... you know?

do you know what you do to us?

These two brothers are two sentences.

Us know what you do, what you do, do
you know us?

With eating and drinking about an
order from scratch.

Soup normally with a hose was coming.

Look, Bahattin abi said plate.

do you know what you should do?
Fuck it in the menu.

Look! So... this is something that is
drained from 1 million observations.

This nine hundred ninety-nine point
nine.

What do you do... Brother popup
menu.

I do a little of all.

put in the middle of it.

Geometric order disease.

Reveals. Restaurant Euclidean,
Pythagorean Restaurant...

Tomorrow, let's go the only question
we will ask is:

the salad occur?

don't make a straight line to the
corner.

Or in the middle? The only question
Is this. Like you're looking at have
a tape measure in our hands.

Ha medium. Salad reveals. I think
everything is in place.

cosine on the soup...

...hors d'oeuvres worth the
tangent.

Did it arise? I haven't seen the
world now. Maybe you weren't, you
tell me.

For God's sake have you seen? In a
MOVIE have you seen?

So you've been watching American
movies.

You went to Italy you've toured,
you've been in a restaurant in France.

Have you seen something like this?

look!

Come here.

Fuck the menu!

home... everything...
everything...

...but with little...

...into the middle.

[APPLAUSE]

Have you heard of?

Look I swear I heard it.

Now, you say, "you're joking with us
I give you rhyme cemcig."

a little middle too. It looks good
did you?

My brother, this isn't a joke. This
is a true story.

We went for a European tour.
Breakfast in there already eating and
drinking... Now you'll notice is
difficult.

Here's a French breakfast of coffee
and Jean Pierre making baby pirates.

So does it come to us? Pirate already
9 When asked the waiter:

Ho? Vale van?

What van LAN the Vale of the oil.

Had I entered the buffet Allah. I
made the base with feel.

I'm with waffles genlestiriyo.

Something like a fruit plate. I have
all harman. I am coming.

I sat down, I'm eating. I tore the
buffet.

This one caught my eye.

My cousin the Anglo-Saxon man is
struggling with. Such.

I caught one. I saw doing that to the
waiter.

So I heard that and I gave an ear I
swear to you.

Everything he said... Everything.

Or the guy never in his life heard
such a thing.

Made it look like that.

Everything?

Everything!

everything... but little...

...right in the middle.

And I realized that...

Friends! This kid is not like a man
who doesn't know English, so ha.

Don't misunderstand. This kid I mean
the guy Boğaziçi graduate.

The Brotherhood of the peoples of the
world write a composition about the
pattern. You're writing.

So it is in English.

M. on the other hand, neither his
notes, however, past perfect...

all or every thing all the molds,
although, be used to...

He knows about everything.

But there is such a thing as social
language. The guy means the spirit of
the donut table.

English Dunkin Donut...

...until.

Say what, boy? Now this...

Do you know us in which our habit is
this actually?

This is our we have perfection.

Most of what puts us in a difficult
position. Now, for example...

Fluent in English in our country does
have a problem with? Left?

It's an insult to ask someone if they
know English.

- do you know English?
- Who? ?

come on!

? Go man! Oh, not at all.

have fun with someone else.

Now look at him. Indeed, when we look
at the European average, compared to
the younger population...

a third language of our knowing ours
is second rate too high. Indeed we
are.

That it's there. Shaving these things
do you understand English or
something?

Job applications do you not see?
Interview questions that they give.

- Foreign Languages: English
Probably fucking.

" come on.

in English, How do you know?
- to tell about my problem.

What is wrong with it?

I don't know English.

If we're doing or where we have Abi,
I'm going back to the beginning.

Consistency isn't a thing like that,
but God is for us, we're all set.

We believe we can always comedians,
they are talking about the shortfalls
of our people.

Despise people. Let's say from the
LAN.

It's nothing like that.

Our people, I've said too much.

Because I know that if we leave, like
a balloon, will rise immediately.

The weights from this place we can go.

For example, many is going to know
English. This child drama.

He wants to talk to and great. Do you
know what is his reason? Trauma...

The trauma of Anatolian high school.
The trauma of Anatolian high school
preparation.

84 year, you're in Kusadasi,
preparation of new finished...

...your mother, your father or saw
der tourist;

my son talk to me tourists.

I'm either going to talk or
what.

talk to my son.
- what do you talk to him?

Where Are you from?

Now, these days, the Soviet Union
collapsed blah, blah, blah.

Like global world, when everyone's
gone she's studied abroad, but...

in Kusadasi 84 that, together with
the sand in the bathing suit...

if you have ...remember that, he
pushes you.

Excellent talk talk, If my disease,
you know.

I see a lot of now or something in
the airport, passport in hand,
you'll...

entering ...the more you burn. "EU
citizen", the "others"

Others

Those who could?

EU citizens, non-EU employees to get
on the side with a pickle barrel...

Made from goat cheese ones. You're in
a tribe with them.

Makes me want to touch you for
everything you're looking for a place
to oppress yourself.

Or just relax, relax. Be a tourist.

A tourist.

Passport to giving is excited.

Like passport, the officer will read
you all your choosing.

Hi Hi, Hi Hi, Hi Hi.

Don't look at that first, that first
I saw your face... don't look at
what's out there.

Everyone is trying to look like a
passport photo.

Jerk, he's looking too, like, say,
we're going to England...

like the guy is the head of the
monarchy.

The passport officer, fuck you, hit
you mark, do your job. Put us to the
tribe.

Thermal camera he sees you, red, are
you seeing the load as it is loading.

Closing, going on the computer,
sometimes a good friend, ask a
colleague or something...

They're the worst. You then get you
like this, you little brat.

what happened, uncle? What
happened?

can I enter the UK?

I have money with me, uncle, I
have money.

I came as a tourist, I'll be back
in Turkey.

I have the power. Or fuck you,
England.

[APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER]

Crush, crush, crush yourself.

I had to grind a thousand kinds.

He's looking like the guy, is he a
tourist or something... the hell you
are.

There you go, you'll get two shoes,
one T-Shirt...

you're going to eat two croissants,
and the Eiffel you're going to, I
don't know what, you're going to Big
for me...

...what do they mean?

5 kilos of cocaine hidden in the ass
like everyone.

Crushing self-or so.

You are taking the passport, the
filter filter filter, hits the full
mark, is closing...

will give ...full, look, the question
is, "what's the purpose of your
visit?"

Well, my favorite moment!

What those ears heard was in English.

You kind of expect, or yellow line
and red line...

you wait there in the front ...until
the end.

What I hear. Anything you don't know
the language, I don't never mention
it to him.

Because they say; "what is your
purpose of visit?

Hi?

Ih? Do you know him? Huh? Do you know
him?

This means oxidization in a language
you don't know.

In other words, the air burning with
the foreign language.

- What's the purpose of your
visit?" -?

There is no such thing.

He didn't say.

This. - "What's your purpose?"
- Huh? This Is Okay. In the pocket.

I had one, parallel flow in English,
do you know him?

Hoping for help from the side queue.
...

What is your purpose?

Bahattin, come, my son.

So, knowing the language, the
language between the parallel flow.

These guys it's not a comedy.

This guy doesn't know.

The actual cost is over here. The
actual cost like you and me.

He knew so much because they are
wrong.

The question here is my brother, we
have all accumulated many years of
TOEFL, proficiency they, they, they...

All those grammar lessons blah blah
blah...

Out there that wants to blow up.

What's your purpose of visit?

could you remind about purpose of
visit to take my mind...

[EXPLAIN THE PURPOSE OF THE VISIT
WITH A VERY GOOD ENGLISH]

...either, neither I, nor Bahattin
this purpose before thinking...

...but on the other hand...

What the fuck?

Neither his notes, to be used...

Shall I, Shan nor.

I heard you shan't, you shan't!

- do you have anything to Declare?
- "No, I shan't".

The midwife Shanti.

Got 3 people in England who speaks
English what the hell is this.

The hell is a citizen of Pakistan
asking the question already.

The guy's accent; "What is your
purpose of visit?" [BAD WITH AN
ACCENT ASKS]

The man says to you; [BAD accent]
"what's the purpose of your visit?"
says...

my citizens ...is that...is giving my
TOEFL

Or, say, a tree, a tourist, for the
tourist.

Tu. R. Tobin. Tourists also. So
what's up?

We say those things, triptych...

let us not be ashamed of ...months,
let's talk like the British. Or leave
them.

Go to America, on the east coast on
the east coast let me do the
talking...

On the west coast, West Coast ...let
me do the talking.

My Japanese, that would be good, let
me think Japanese.

Such a thing is possible?

So does such a thing exist?

Arigato gozaimasu.

Ov, your Japanese great Japanese,
do you?

Yes, the Japanese.

- E eyes?
- The Mirror of the heart.

Or don't do them, it's best not to do
it ourselves.

Like I said, You're a tourist, relax.

You were gone for 10 days, relax, or
bro.

A Laughing Man, look, I'm not talking
to you...

...man is coming here, how much do
you speak Turkish?

The king comes...

The day I saw a cab from the airport
say an American who...

same in English, German, French,
Spanish to learn, I promise.

So, American cab is able to say;

let's get clear, bro, off the
coast.

Native if a native here, can you tell?

The king even looking at the paper,
it says;

Ehm, Blue.

Blue.

Sultan?

The cabbie says, “Oh boy we did her
engagement today.”

The Belgians on the back of it says,
why the meter is spinning like a
Disco Ball.

Why go back? From the grammar. Sultan?

You're too scared.

There's the man coming at US, says
what they're talking Turkish?

I have to come in Istanbul 2
times.

Grammatical where? You know, what
happened?

Grammar you that you're afraid of,
look, the guy never tinmiy?

You say, master, Steve spoke.

come there, she wants to come
again Istanbul.

you're talking a lot of you my
son.

What he's talking about fucking
pissed away.

We are tearing him down are we?

Also her grammar test and then we
"come to Istanbul."

Steve sit the fuck down, sit
down.

You came in Istanbul infinitive
LAN?

"You have come to." What time, what
time did you come in?

I, I'm coming, I'm coming, random I
wrote, I come, I come, wish I could
come...

fuck you get out of here.

He speaks English, you idiot.
Fuck...

Is there such a thing? No.

You think anyone out there got a
crush on you.

can I help you?

E me.

rescue told me.

Kemalettin, you always do this!

"excuse me" would be either.

- What?
- wait it's not what, III.

I was...

I was constant...

It's going to! Will I or will I?
No.

I was going to...

to do, I was going to buy look. I
was going to buy...

I haven't. When you haven't,
asshole.

[ENGLISH SENTENCE TRIES TO]

past perfect tense. Still I didn't
get, he still continues.

"What?"
- Stop, mixing, blending what
happens.

either... neither was I visit?
Although?

$ it began with, and you will end
up with altough?

I the less. I though I will ask
for less...

neither I nor, so, from what, what
is cool...

This moment can we talk? Let's talk
tense, please?

Why you're pushing yourself, man?

You get two shoes, one sandal. Show
with your hand.

You're afraid of what, you have
money. This is what you do: Ihh IHH...

Poncig see you there, you want to eat
poncig; IHH IHH...

What you have!

and the other one...I like to have
this poncik

Or, you can leave them. Let Me... Let
Me...

When will you know get already nine
poncik wasn't British.

Everyone is after the name.

Practicality saves lives. Me too...

In fact, all of you, you know. Ayhan
Sicimoglu. Oppa...you know Ayhan

My brother is traveling... such
renklen ayhan's mother what happened.

Auntie collapsed on her stomach.
America is in the hospital.

So I have a burning sensation in my
stomach that explained immediately
lighter.

So, I'll tell medical English: my
stomach is burning. My tummy job is
killing me.

Or what the fuck is going on! This:
Ihh IHH...

Practical.

Everyone is scared. Ayiplarla me if I
say, he says. Or my friend...

already you can't talk proper.

Like I said, the language you need in
French there, in English, in German...

I'll show you, "how much?",
"expensive", you said down, that's
all. Recovers.

You're getting everything when you
want to go a little intense.

Because you don't have the words I
need. You're going to buy shoes, and
that's...

...say, "my foot is scalloped." well,
come on.

Come on!

I'm studying English for 30 years.
Come on, let's read together...

James Joyce I turn better so what!

Say, "what happens to me unless I
take the plug?"

If you went into a shop, tell them
so. Because heart wants to say.

Heart wants to say, language,
helpless.

"Something to do, my feet you're used
to it." Let me take a look.

Google Setswana in hand, let's say.
"Do something, get my feet used to
it."

Or went to England. Look at an
example for the drug. Entry,
Harriet's Store. Did...

You're going to shop. Say, "I'm a
buyer, what happens to me?" Come on.

Indeed, it comes from the BBC cameras.

So, you get a plaque from the Royal
Society for linguistic...

...The Queen wear her engagement. 400
million hit on YouTube but me.

What happens to us? This is what
happens... "what happens to us?"

...at last? "What is the last thing?"
I-am receiver. "I'm a buyer."

I swear to God.

Learn the most polite phrase, saved
your life. I appeal to the ladies.

Shopping abroad is the most used
sentence in English, German...

...And you can get comfortable learn
French. Look, this is the most used
sentence:

let bags we keep around.

Dude, this sentence resonates with
all of Europe.

keep your Purse, get latest GEZE
GEZE. Okay?

Is it possible for an Englishman to
see me, if you understand it?

No, You pay for it. It's yours. We
could take it.

no, mother, no.

hotel near the bags keep you...

...the latest GEZE GEZE geze let
it.

- No, I take it it's your.
- fuck you. Me to your list.

mother's bag.

Bahattin me.

Ihh... fatal error!

Abi, the British came...

Everyone admire the colonies is a
country today, you know...

Citizens of the Empire. Look, look at
the head.

They have toured in beyoğlu ... ...
it, Malatya Galat traveled. Says:

"Istanbul friends very
environment. A lot of people they're
being friends."

- What Is it? The car toured
playing music.

[AYGAZ AD MUSIC] di DIN Religion
Religion Religion Religion religious
religious didididididin you you you
you you listen to.

Hi guys!

It's the truth!

The British come.

I get this colony LAN.

Twinkie thinks that the municipality
has a car...

...designed, like the nation egliyor.
Hi guys! Hi!

come on! Come on and join us.
[KEEPS his mouth moving with a
rhythm]

I said they tupcu lan.

To ride in the car, doesn't know
they're degistiriverece the gasket.

In some countries, the language is
experiencing a problem.

So to know and not speak of it to the
point things...

I was in Italy on November-December.
We shot the film.

Now...

I was parfumerici... something, I'm
shopping.

A gentleman in the back, a lady
turned to. The man said something:
"we are not Turkish CEM Bey."

I said there is a resistance?

What kind of whisper.

- we are Turks! -?

Pope here as how many passes?

Man that whispered to me. I said,
"What's up?"

"no, I mean it is in a Turkish
environment, maybe talk dirty or
something."

It's the truth. God is real.

Weird how people are, isn't it? What
it's weird.

I said, "dear brother, I understand,
don't worry. I..."

Saw a potential I have to say to talk
dirty. It's very strange.

Or, who don't agree. But, she said,
it's a little true.

Because sometimes, you go, for
instance, you're in a restaurant in
France.

Side table this French language, that
is. Ooo... it's French for cats and
dogs.

Do you say, huh, these French,
yardirirs Allah... tell me everything.

Getting up, "Good evening."

[FRENCH GEVELE]

If so, it would be so bad.

But I understand, my dear. I
mean...for example... there's a lot

so I told here ...it's more my
observation. Dear, so get.

While eating, you don't necessarily
have to do that for me.

While ordering, while the account is
paid, too, I'd understand.

The most elegant restaurant, for
instance, has a habit of our nation.

A friendly lunch. Ladies razor. Men
beautiful.

Such men as head cufflinks. Lions
dressed as elegant ladies.

The restaurant is funky. So, things
like that; candlesticks, Silver, I
don't know...

The meal will be consumed in a little
later...

Aikido starts at the table between
the male species.

food eaten. Shale! For God's
sake.

Syst.

wait!

Whoa dude... stop... Stop...

Kufurlesmey up.

your mother fuck you! Stop, stop,
please!

Leave! Let you go, I will! Let you
go, I will!

Eat the fuck are you beating,
beating, beating...

Who would pay if paying Yav lan. Over
tyranny.

Or, there are those who get under the
table.

I'll pay Samet, you're making me
mad!

Pat! Holy shit!

Such.

In the world or the most ridiculous
dialogues, a gentleman under the name
of.

your money is no good here.

Ha, your cat belong to Dinar.

The wallet for God's sake, gentlemen,
dear brothers and sisters, the
Romans...

find a nice place ...in the wallet.
Like a lion you're a man.

Clothes, or something in its place,
they don't necessarily have to be
expensive.

So, okay, you're beautiful, you're
hard. Very nice.

When that account is paid he walked
what is the shape?

wait, wait. Stop, man.

oh, wait, wait...

Mehmet stop!

Worth it is it right now? Was it
worth it?

Payment, the better.

Or, wash the dishes, don't do it.

I'm going to finish this movement.
I'm going to finish talking about.

These what are these?

We went to Italy, I'll eat a salad.

[A PERSON LAUGH TOO LOUD AND EVERYONE
ELSE JOINS HIM]

Man shut up, they didn't see.

The salad we ordered.

Is the artist the mirror of society.
Sus.

We're having a salad.

Just put it out there.

The salad we ordered.

Balsamic vinegar is all I need.

Balsamic. I mean since I was a kid.

We used no tail in the country.

My brother he stepped on the tail of
the tube, balsamic.

It has got balsamic vinegar, I say:
can I have balsamic?

Bell, Bell I. English Tourist.

I can, balsamic. You are given.
Balsamic. I have balsamic bell?

Balsamic. Latin-rooted thing. You
need to understand.

Balsamic I say "Non Capito," he says.

Balsamic. Balsamic.

?

I dayicig balsamic. Balsamic.

Huh?

Balsamic. So, the salad will pour a
certain number of things, there is no
such thing four.

Be a little badass, isn't it?

So I can be what he wants? Phosphatic
fertilizer.

The voice of the Hulk.

I'm trying anything on me.

Balsamic I'm saying is doing this to
me.

Went back... [speaks Italian]

Balsamic, balsamic, balsamic,
balsamic. In half an hour.

He doesn't understand he's looking
into my eyes balzamiko!

Look, in the final...

Oh Balsamico!

No amino acid. Look at the donkey son
of a donkey.

Are you playing with me?

Our waiters...

...sorry, more intimacy.

I have a thing for these. That's why
you never knew nothing about it.

So, all actor. You're not a waiter,
understand?

My parents more intimate. There is
kiss kiss.

So too bad. That's too bad.

We went on a tour, they told us, It's
a kebab.

Be redeemed. In my life...

I've been kissed by a woman.

Either that, or I'm not a homophobic
person now.

But it has to be a way of men kissing.

So, man-to-man kissing.

[MUCK] Wassup [MUCK] old man? Like.

Divide it into two sentence.

[MUCK] the feast [MUCK] blessed.

[MUCK] Alexander [MUCK] you see?

Ooo, [MUCK] don't [MUCK] no. Like.

This year is the rule. We don't need
to talk about it.

[MUCK] Father [MUCKED] [MUCK] Hi...

Like.

This is what the drill, dear sister?

On the cheek at a 45-degree
Diagonal...

Blow up like that. So right; [MUCK]

Such [MUCK] it's not.

It's not that. It's another thing.

There are some patients, holding he
pulls out.

The drawback with those deadlines are
past, you're gone.

You get wasted...

the fake son of a bitch out of here
...that finds the opportunity.

I was the most nervous man! Plug.
Perky.

Of course it is coming!

I was the most nervous.

They went to a kebab shop. We don't
do anything.

Abi...

It's not kebab.

Fetish restaurant.

They said, We have three common...

hold down fellow on our street ...we
can't.

Becomes meaningless!

Let us create a man in the guise of a
kebab shop.

Opeli arrivals. I swear to God.

Just because they kissed at the
restaurant, you get up and friends me
I'm not going to tell you.

Egzecer let me explain why a thing is
it?

We went to bro.

Man, what the news [MUCK] welcome to
abi [MUCK] welcome to ABI. [MUCK]

He came, kissed me, kissed the busboy
came to the table came kissed, kiss
kiss kiss!

[TARKAN SONG] do-ya-mA-Dim.

Everywhere we kissed. Everywhere our
they're kissing!

We sat down, plates or something came.

She came and kissed on the chassis,
the chef in the back...

So it doesn't get paid a whole bunch
of these. Is certain!

So they're trying to volunteer, you
know?

So, the waitress he's got the
costume, but the skin, it's so
obvious!

How kissing my brother.

Two greens came. Parsley, water, dill
like that.

We've kissed. Never meat again
"e"don't have.

We're soaking wet.

The waiter said the third brother
came to the joint?

I said I was coming almost!

Enough!

Kiss, kiss we kissed.

One such I said he was a buse haydari
next challenge is now yours for a
minute.

I said, Look, bro, I said us lay.

We said, we eat kebab all the time!

I said before your job is done!

What is this?

[APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER]

A SIP or you're eating here it goes
guy.

how?

what can I get my brother?

Lower lip. What the fuck you gonna to
him about now!

I'm either doing my job or, or see
how I did.

My eleven-thirty I told you I had to
finish at.

Look, it's almost twenty twelve.

ABI also I do enjoy my work.

An audience sit on my lap; "funny?
Funny, my child? Did you laugh?"

"I recognize the place!" Does such a
thing happen?

What is this abuse?

Don't worry friends I'm connecting
anyway I'm rounding up.

The only thing I wanted...

...now look...

...out of here we're going now.

a fight with ...described here. It is
my wish.

Because this one, and I say this with
years of experience.

It's a half an hour to talk about
home. Okay?

If we go back to the beginning, you
know, women are different...women and
men at work

we brought a person two gas.

No drama I want him in the house.

Mahmoud because I'm sleeping, so
do you!

So is a fight for a silly reason.

I'll tell you two much really make
everyone happy if you think, you're
wrong.

Some eyes I see looking like this.

come on. Come on, brother. Okay,
you're funny.

okay, I get it. Okay!

you're funny, yeah! What do I
mean? Fuck!

Like Valentine's, they're coming.

Like the guy the girlfriend's
permission I'm putting hours until
half-one.

It's like he's looking into my
eyes. Enough ABI.

laugh a bit.

[APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER]

Everyone is different, so the
understanding of the activity.

Kusen pairs have I told you?

- I told you so? >- No.

Abi do you know what the worst part
is? Last, don't worry I'm finishing.

Abi took the man now, now you know,
we have confessed that they are hard
to find tickets.

It's not a joke, it's real.

Bother man...he gets the ticket two
months ago

they're like ...two people throwing
up on the way here.

Or it's a thing on the subway or in a
taxi, or navigation...

You didn't tell me to go left? Or
something.

A company is booming...

...damn it, they're sitting here...

Or, the thing to tell just by looking
at this...

everything to me, harm.

I can see everything.

Unfortunately, it is.

What can't stay indifferent to what I
saw.

Such birds, you know?

Here it is,, we're dying with
laughter.

The sides of his eyes like that,
they're cutting each other off.

Philadelphia someone when it is
boiling can't stand the guy's a human
thing.

Pooh is doing.

mother, rose, rose, rose...

Rose, rose, don't ever do.

you've hurt me...

...you roses Mama, let's go.

CN YI MOU. Let's go.

Aaay, moon.

Baristirmad so let's not go without
them. Kusenl they know themselves,
make a little peace.

It's amazing what is male female or
something so me, peace.

Such a contrast...

from what I have told the comedian
...I mean, to pick a fight.

My word, it was others so it wasn't
you. It was another woman and the men
who.

I thought it was my stinker...

Own me like the only woman in the
world zannedene bugs.

It is likely that you will hate when
you.

I'm sick of him.

I met with a lady Airbus pilot.

Turkish Airlines Airbus A pilot.

Some models carry 700 people and
stuff.

This woman, entrust the lives of 700
people.

I saw a woman climbing Kilimanjaro.

I saw the woman working on the moon
in a zero gravity environment.

That woman has four children the
harvest is gathering.

Gray sweatpants of my parents taking
it up the ass.

BluRay at home watching...

Me.

we have become Us.

Your fellow is removing the fuck you
Airbus download.

Download lift you what you want so...

I say to him.

My line.

Or...

I have my day ...they hear or tide.
"Stone like my boob, get over it!"

That my boob look like stone!

So if I'm running dairy!

mist Body mist.

E do what I do!

Water learn your body yourself!

I'm telling you, the pilot is a woman.

They give flight to the calendar, is
going.

Don't hurt her, have her day, don't
you?

- my captain?
- don't tell me my captain.

fog everywhere.

I'm not getting, I'm not getting
the plane.

Cam

Eject!

My parents never, casual fucking.

Normally give like...

give two test tubes...might make a
uranium bomb

...that day come-and gone.

The model I was the most nervous he
is.

Also questions in the following
sizes...

Oh, my love, I am broken
remote?

let me give you, damn you, Yes.

- Why?
- come here-I'll go for it.

the car I hit, Come-from
clothing.

Water erkekcik have some pity for,
have pity...

They expect us to understand
everything.

we understand this, we understand
this.

What do we do?

Wire tongs that made the male body...

me I was the most nervous thing.

Serves organ in the body that aren't
said?

Look, your stomach and a tiny
vesicle,...

write the tasks ...his...lip herpes

this organ, of course ...the fuck is
doing this?

Hammer, anvil, and stirrup.

Also I don't know what's happening
flickers millimeter of bone.

Tell liver laboratory is fucking.

What I don't know about the thyroid
gland releases...

one thing that they are doing is
doing something.

So I ask, What does this do?

What's the event?

The next two received aide.

There is a world established yourself.

Hyung, let's do this, let's do
that.

Always to overwhelm us.

Like I said, the more Poison enters
the body in adolescence.

The body is trying to get it under
control.

What is the status of civilized man?
Always be able to harness it.

So, all cultures, all faiths...

all disciplines reining it all in.

- wait, my son, my son, stay.
- Man. - My son, stop!

To be civilized because it's male
animal fucks her

String String String always always
always.

always - on- Son-brother - and-
Whoa - Whoa... let's be a human.

One day it falls on, Come on, son, "
they say.

Fuck you son of a bitch.

You embarrass me...

You don't deserve the hell you cargo
your money.

Is concerned with this problem and
we...

are we opening our mouths ...ever?

We deal with them we're out there
trying to figure out.

Living with the crazies in the male
body, crazy, crazy, crazy.

A fucking brain, I have no idea.

Limb serves.

This! A state of mind, something.

Because wire tongs designed...

all the moisture that can get ...do
you understand?

The initiative's donkey son of donkey.

What's the coldest place in the
Aegean Sea? Akçay or something like
that, isn't it?

The sea to get there, you don't know.

It's not like him.

It's like he's not doing all that
crazy stuff.

- is coming now.
- I'll be calling the shots!

Get the fuck out.

Abi such a system is sited, set...

for example, look at our arm and
holding, grip, and stretches.

We, for instance, are we expecting
more from the branch?

So can't reach anything...

is there anything you'd rub ...magic?

No, isn't it?

Opening our ears we don't hear?

Was doing it.

Bones that he was going to do, such...

You wouldn't have been anyone
eyvallah.

The possibility of being embarrassed
would fall.

You're laughing, but...

The other day one of telling this
story said:

this issue is a lot to Destin,
there is a problem?

Me what the fuck you gonna do about
it?

a shortage of this is a friend of
mine.

Man...

Men also there's a topic like this.

Why, because folks?

This topic is a socio-cultural issue
is Do you understand that?

Physiologically, the liver is damaged
or God forbid, if...

...liver failure.

No one doesn't make gossip about the
performance of this organ.

So, you don't hear something like
this in the community.

Gazanfer brother's liver...

...the liver does not work, shut
up. Don't tell anyone, though.

Heard of such a thing, such a gossip.

Such a mockery.

There is a funny thing because his
stomach was punctured?

This does not work when you look at
the title:

Impotent!

What power, what, what? Load this
up...

what does it mean to install on the
back of this genus?

The scientist twenty million, it is...

he stands upright and working in the
lab.

Is this a joke? This must be a joke.

I said to her, so it from the bone,
let alone like that.

Installation of personality.

Twenty million would solve the
mystery of the universe that man.

The pharmaceutical industry, so now
me...

so ...by God sniperla shot will have.

It's a real thing I'm saying, it's
not a joke.

And so they're creating a psychology.

I bought it, I bought it...

Now, you know that there are pills,
but...

...nobody knows.

That you have the pills.

The world only produced, but never
consumed.

because anybody says: We are so
proud.

- Or such erection pills?
- we're so proud, I don't know.

- You? -? Or crazy?

Abi I almost even consider a drug
this writing.

Side effects "tell a friend"...

You don't say to a friend that uses
this...

Side effects include the following:

Nausea, vomiting, diplopia, limp,
single vision, double-counting.

It says it can't use a machine or
business, the man he tries to have
sex.

What is this a drama?

Or this lady, alas, don't have much
respect for a bulldozer?

You can't do it, you're trying to do
them.

after that, they say, Bahattin
dead uncle!

Dead, of course.

- What Is it?
- call heart.

They don't say often.

Bahattin's full brother is dead, you
open the coffin?

She nailed how many people hard nails.

Heart, they say, it's a good thing
there is a ceremony at the U.S. Open
casket.

That would be funny stuff...

mercury Air this show you laugh or
something next to the remains.

Imagine a man lies, all the relatives
came.

What Is this?

A pure relative grows difficult.

my brother's funeral, he stood
Bahattin

Huh woke up, sorry.

What can you say?

To repentance, Lord.

Delight that you took...

This is dead, or is it dead?

Inappropriate relative's funeral.

at least let me give you a
bracelet.

Gazanfer, the brother in-law you
speak.

Bahattin brother...

Everything you say is no longer on
the square.

life

...until the last moment stood.

Good night guys, thanks.

Good night!